KFC Radio - Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon Mysteriously Get Fired IMMEDIATELY ft. Cam'Ron
Episode Date: April 25, 2023Timecodes: 4:36 - Vote for Mike Vrable 6:52 - Tucker Carlson Gets Fired IMMEDIATELY from Fox 17:19 - Aaron Rodgers to the Jets 35:54 - KFC's new house is haunted 46:11 - If you could make one thing le...gal, what would it be? 52:14 - Can you swallow Zyn? 57:48 - Blue Check Marks 01:16:20 - Video Voicemails 01:26:23 - a MUST hear voicemail 01:34:59 - Cam Ron Interview Preview ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Pirate Water: Go to https://barstool.link/drinkpiratewater to find pirate water in a location near you Betterhelp: This episode is sponsored by Betterhelp. Go to https://barstool.link/BHKFC for 10% off your first month Barstool Store: Shop now at https://store.barstoolsports.com ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr
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Bro.
Bro.
Never.
Never.
Did you guys know that was coming?
No.
Did you?
Never in...
I thought... Never in a billion years. It's another edition of KFC Radio on the Barstool Sports Network.
Houston, we are coming.
We're coming in Houston.
Tomorrow night, we will be kicking off KFC Radio Live 2023 Tour.
The one night only, one show only tour.
Now, we fixed our little glitch problem.
For the first, like, six months of being on sale,
we found out that the Houston, the Addison Improv
was only selling tickets in batches of four and six.
So a lot of people would go and try to buy a ticket
and it would say, like, $160.
And so I understand why.
It was so weird.
Everything else was, like, sold out and there was, like, 20 tickets sold to Houston, why. It was so weird. Everything else was like sold out
and there was like 20 tickets sold to Houston,
which means some motherfuckers
are out there just buying four packs.
But we fixed it.
The club is now selling tickets available
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Any denomination.
Any denomination you want.
You can buy the tickets.
So you are kicking things off for us.
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Go buy tickets.
We are going to have our first.
I don't care if you guys come.
No?
No.
Okay.
Quit the business, man, Johnny.
I was saying earlier, if all the other shows weren't sold out, I'd care.
Oh, yeah.
If this one bombs, it's like whatever.
It's funny if it's just now on there.
Okay.
Well, that's the glass half full over there.
I'm going to say I'd prefer prefer to be sold out that'd be
nice i'd prefer about like i don't know 350 more of you to buy tickets uh but yeah yeah no don't
listen to john but listen we will spin it as something funny if it's empty it could end up
being the best show ever for like 60 people right i'll say the N-word on stage. I don't even care, man.
I'm going to get canceled
for laughing that hard about that.
See you later, Tucker Carlson.
Tucker gets the boot.
Wait till you see me say the N-word.
I'll tell him.
Tucker Carlson got fired from Fox News.
Oh, wait, wait.
Before that.
Oh, yeah.
Also, we are going on the road
to Houston, Dallas, Austin this weekend.
Minneapolis, Buffalo, and another place.
Detroit.
Get excited.
They're on sale now.
On sale now.
I don't know when.
The show is –
November 17th, 18th, and 19th.
November 17th, 18th, and 19th.
We're going Minneapolis, Detroit, Buffalo.
Here, I can pull it up right here.
You pull it up.
I'm trying to do that too.
Tickets are on sale.
I believe Detroit is – or no.
Minneapolis is a varsity theater.
Wait, we're wrong.
We're announcing it.
It's not on sale.
This is how we do things around here.
We're going to put it on sale.
They are announced on April 24th.
But 26th, it'll be on sale.
26th with code KFC, they go on sale.
But Buffalo and Minneapolis are definitely going to go fast.
Detroit, I have no idea.
But I recommend April 26th, set your alarms for I don't know what time.
This is the worst announcement ever.
This podcast is the worst.
We are so, we are, without a shadow of a doubt, the worst business podcast in the world.
Who really gives a fuck, dude?
By April 26th at some point.
Oh, wait, all 10 a.m. local time.
All 10 a.m. local time.
Look at that.
Read further on the email.
10 a.m. on your time.
Agents listening, just fucking read the next paragraph just read the words i wrote for you
um bills mafia better show up we uh conveniently we said what is what is buffalo love the bills
said let's do it on a sunday during football season so if there's about like 500 of you not
fucked up and drunk or watching the game or whatever
you want to come out april 26 maybe 10 a.m full sale april 28th hopefully they'll all be sold out
on april 26th buffalo april 26th they go on sale 10 a.m code kfc get your tickets last piece of
house cleaning i'd like to do.
The Patriots Hall of Fame is being voted right now.
One player per year is added every single year.
This year, the ballot is won Mike Vrabel, Bill Parcells, and Logan Mankins.
It's Vrabel's year, baby.
It is, without any help, it is 99.999% Vrabel's year.
It should have been Vrabel's year a long time ago.
He's the greatest free agent signing in Patriots history. He's been getting dicked over by them.
He's 8 for 8.
I'm sorry, he has 8 receptions in his career for 8 touchdowns.
All of them monster touchdowns.
He's the greatest free designing. I think, honestly, embodies the Belichick era as good as anybody.
Maybe the best.
And this year, without any help, he's more than likely getting in.
More probable than not.
What I would like to do is make a push right now for everyone to go vote for mike brable so that when he does
get in i can say it was my fault and every single time i talk to him for the rest of my life i can
go hey buddy you had a hell of a career you just need a little extra push so everyone please go
vote for mike brable for the patriots hall of Fame so I can steal all of his shine.
They give you a bust.
They give you a jacket.
A red jacket.
And then I imagine there's a bust for the Patriots Hall of Fame.
I hope he goes up there and puts that red jacket on the floor and takes a piss on it
and smashes that bust against the ground and says, this should have happened a decade ago.
Fuck you.
It should have.
He just needed me to help him out.
That's all right.
I got you, Mike.
Don't worry about it.
We'll call it the Feidelberg induction.
Just give me – he is a better man than me in every fucking sense.
Every regard.
Give me a little something that I can just twist a little bit of a knife and go,
hey, you know, you had a hell of a career.
Just – you needed a little podcast help to get you into that Hall of Fame.
You need a little push from Oreo 55.
Get you that red jacket and uh hopefully i'm gonna tweet
every morning make sure you go vote for abel and uh rabel vote rabel just just go get him in the
hall of fame thanks to me um as we were doing our podcast today tucker carlson gets the boot from
fox news in uh one of the most stunning moves in media history, to be honest.
That's not hyperbole.
He was getting 3 million viewers a night.
Yeah.
That is I can kill someone and it shouldn't matter numbers.
That is other people have done things like murder and rape and it hasn't mattered.
You may have been fucking Rupert Murdoch.
Yo. So everybody thought it was –
I wonder how many abortions he's had.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Thousands.
That's what it was.
Thousands.
How many abortions has Tucker had?
I don't mean paid for.
I mean had.
Had.
Tucker – a lot of people thought it was the Dominion lawsuit where a lot of those text messages and emails leaked that had Tucker being like, these fucking morons still watch my show.
This is unbelievable.
Had nothing to do with that.
It does, however, apparently have to do with Abby Grossberg, who was a booker at Fox News who she either quit or got fired within the last year and brought a sexist lawsuit to Fox News.
Like, yeah, no fucking kidding.
You're Fox News.
But it has to be.
I don't want to.
So here's what they said.
Rupert Murdoch personally made the decision to fire him.
That it has to do with this lawsuit where they already fired the producer of it.
His name was Justin something.
And now Tucker,
uh,
she said that,
that women were like subjugated and that,
uh,
men like were given preferential treatment.
Like again,
yeah,
no fucking kidding.
That has to be a coverup.
And that,
um,
no,
I'm not saying that's all good stuff,
but I can't see how that gets you.
And then he said he didn't like his january 6th
coverage specifically that tucker tucker has made up this conspiracy that ray epps was this he's an
arizona security guard i think he was uh was the leader of the insurrection and he just like isn't
he just flat out isn't and like the fbi put him on a list and they like started investigating him
and he's like it was i had nothing to do with it.
Was he there?
He said Arizona.
Yeah, I think he's from Arizona or something like that.
Him and what's-her-name who got shot?
Right?
Is it him from Arizona?
I think so, too.
Lauren Bobbitt, is that her name?
What's-her-name?
I don't fucking know.
No, that's the chick from Colorado.
But I think they were like, you're going to get us another defamation suit by saying all this shit.
I just got us four in ten minutes.
I was going to say.
So here's the thing, though.
A news anchor getting in trouble for potential defamation and a news anchor being sexist is not enough to justify a three million viewer a night show being poof, gone.
No farewell.
No like 100 last days of Tucker.
No, this is the final season.
Not even one single show to grab your ratings one more time.
Just poof, gone.
That means something like absolutely something else happened.
Yeah.
Because that is fucking nuts.
I did quickly read a tweet that was saying like Rupert Murdoch's heir is – and his wife are like hardcore liberals and like they –
That is so dope.
I mean it truly is straight out of Succession.
Like so Fox News lost 900 –
That is so funny.
We're just changing everything.
Imagine.
Just flip the switch because my wife –
You thought MSNBC was bad.
Welcome to Fox News, the most liberal place on the planet.
They lost $930 million in market value upon announcing it.
I mean whether or not you care what Twitter says, the overwhelming 100% reaction
is like, I'm done with Fox News.
I'll never watch it again.
People are Tucker Carlson fans, not Fox News fans.
They're like, I'm out.
It's crazy because he hasn't had that time slot very long.
No, but he's worked.
Is that what it was?
I think so.
He worked that gig to perfection.
He made the country dance like puppets.
Whether you, you know, politics aside, whether you like him, whether you hate him, whether you think he's a weasel, whatever, there is no denying that what he did with that gig was fucking, like, I mean, master class in how to manipulate.
Dude, I've never watched a second of it ever.
I've only seen clips. Like, I've never seen it on TV. I've never even watched a clip. I've never watched a second of it. Ever. I've only seen clips. I've never seen it on TV.
I've never even watched a clip. I've never even hit play on a clip.
And I did recently.
And I can't...
I can't... It's not...
It's not even the words that are
happening. It's the tone.
The hair, the bow tie,
the like...
What do you have to say about that?
I couldn't... this won't mean
much of anything to you but uh bad day to be a saint george's dragon as always every day is a
bad day to be a saint george's dragon but um is that who he went where he was like my rival high
school that's where tucker went that's where tucker went yeah i mean that checks out if you
like if you knew about saint george's before you knew Tucker Carlson,
you'd go, that guy went to St. George's.
Yeah.
He is.
You just know it.
He's like a cake eater.
I don't even know what you're talking about, but I know it.
Perfect match.
Don Lemon also got fired from CNN.
I think they should just wife swap.
No, I don't think so.
He's not?
I don't think so.
I thought he was.
I don't think so, but maybe. Jackie,
fact check? He works for CNN. He's gotta be.
Just Google Don Lemon gay.
Me and my MAGA bros are laughing over that one.
Imagine
if those guys just swapped.
No, I think we would have heard
a lot of homosexual slurs
if he was.
It cannot take this long to Google if someone's gay.
Did you Google, is Don Lemon gay?
Yeah, what did you Google?
What did you Google?
Is Don Lemon gay?
Question mark?
He might be.
Well, so am I!
So might me and John. What does that mean?
I don't think he's outwardly gay.
I thought he had like a...
I don't know. Who knows? But I thought there was i thought like he like i don't know who knows but i thought he was gay um him and tucker should swap spots and just like make
people's heads explode now you can't call either of us anything you can't you can't call i mean
tucker carlson tomorrow could do a talk show being the most liberal anchor in the world he could do
it like that yeah and don lemon probably could do the world. He could do it like that.
Yeah.
And Don Lemon probably could do the same
being a conservative asshole.
It's like
Tommy Lahren used to be
the liberal queen
during the Daily Show
heyday when that was popular.
Tommy Lahren was?
Big time.
He is gay.
He is gay.
Confirmed gay.
Gang shit.
I knew that.
Fucked him.
I'm so straight
I didn't even know
if Don Lemon was gay bro
uh
Tommy Lahren I think
used to work for like
a hardcore liberal
outlet
and then it was just like
boom the blaze
is paying me more
like here we go
you know
ride the wave
um
but
I wanna know
I wanna know the real dirt
cause you don't get fired
from 3 million viewers
a night
Tucker Carlson didn't
overly
oversee
a single sexist incident
and that got him fired.
Yeah, get the fuck out of here.
We'll find out on Monday
when he works for Barstool Sports.
Prepare for the Tucker Carlson hour
featuring Dave Portnoy.
Imagine those two just do a podcast together every night.
No, Dave, no, Dave.
No, you take two bites of the pizza.
I think, no, Dave. No, you take two bites of the pizza. I think, like, what usually why these people don't get fired is not only because of the money,
but because they know where all the bodies are buried and shit.
You got to imagine Tucker has fucking some nukes to launch if he wanted to.
Oh, he definitely won't.
I don't know, though.
When you do some shit like this, usually when you fire someone, it's like, here's your $100 million golden parachute, and we're going to do it politely and whatever.
You know what I mean?
This was just like, poof, you're gone.
Fuck you.
And that's enough to make somebody go like, oh, yeah, Rupert?
Oh, it was your personal decision?
Okay, Rupert.
Let's talk about whatever.
And that's how you end up fucking. But't again he hasn't been there that long yeah yeah you're right but i
mean i would think o'reilly would know more than him probably because all all of tucker's stuff
has been post me too right wasn't o'reilly fired during me too yeah pretty much right like that's
you can't have that bad dirt in that time frame i also just
think we're in a different world now though where it's like maybe even if like he just has dirt
because of who he is not because of how long he was there and he'll just be willing to sling it
i mean you could i don't know they already you know they already tanked yeah i wonder if that's
one of those things like yeah you we tanked for a day you say you're never gonna come back go watch
cnn for a day and you'll be right back here you know what i mean because maybe you love tucker but you can't stand
the rest of the news outlets yeah that is you know what's funny about what you just said there
is the whole that phrase that people used to love about howard stern like he said one thing in
passing once and people have repeated it for 40 years like they love you they listen for five if
they hate you listen they listen for ten.
Maybe that was true at a time.
I can't imagine that happening. Not anymore.
I think back in the day, there was probably like,
I can watch this channel or that channel,
and I can listen to the people who I agree with,
but you know what?
That crazy guy pisses me off.
I got to see what he says tonight for whatever reason.
Now it's like you can watch whatever you want whenever you want however you want for however long you want
there's no reason to spend any amount of time watching something that you blatantly hate although
i do i i will say it's different than tv viewing but like the hate following is for sure a thing
we see that firsthand where it's like why are you following me you fucking complain about me every
single thing i say and yet here you are and i and you don't have like you why are you following me? You fucking complain about me every single thing I say.
And yet here you are.
And you don't have, like, you could just, you know.
I used to have hate followers.
That mentality is still for sure a thing, whether or not it translates to, like, I'll watch a fucking hour of television because of it.
That's kind of crazy.
But people do.
You got to remember when, you know you you you say something you're coming from
a logical brain which is scary to think but wario 55's brain is actually more well well like formed
than some of these fucking troglodyte waterhead morons out there who were like just want to yell
just want to watch the fucking gay guys at cnn to make fun of them. I don't know. Whatever. So who knows? But there is just, this is the tippy, tippy, tippy top of the iceberg,
I think, for the reason why Tucker Carlson gets the boot.
I mean, I can't think of anything.
Aaron Rodgers officially a jet.
Whoa!
No fucking way.
What a day.
What a fucking day.
See, Tucker.
What did it take?
I don't know.
I just saw the Barstool Sports.
It's official.
Here we go.
And it's him in the colors.
Wow.
Here it is.
Am I projected on the screen?
No, nothing's on the screen.
How about that?
No.
No.
All right. Packers and Jets have agreed to a mega trade,
sending four-time MVP Aaron Rodgers to the Jets for major compensation.
Okay, yeah, there's no numbers on that, but that's what Aaron Rodgers.
Just major compensation.
Yeah.
So you guys probably won't have a draft pick for a few years.
For, like, ever.
Wow.
I really thought like just
because of the jets and their name and history and just kind of the way he operates i was like
this is a leverage play and when everyone got excited when he was like i told them there this
is where i want to be everyone acted like it was a done deal then and i was like that's what you say
when you want to like put the pressure on the other guys you know what i mean that's not what
you say when you really want to leave.
You just leave.
You just make it happen.
You don't publicly fuck over their leverage and all that shit.
You quietly get it done because that's where you want to go.
But, I mean, that is as much of a move as you can do
to put you in position to be a contender.
I mean, that's like it's been the one thing they have been missing forever.
And now they finally got it.
And there's that part of me that's like,
you got them too late,
or you,
I mean, there's just been this part of me for so long
that has been kind of trashing
Aaron Rodgers that it's almost like
it's such a mind fuck now to just be like
no he's a Super Bowl he's a four time MVP
he's a Super Bowl winning quarterback he's the answer
he's the truth he's all that they need
but the Jets have never been
in better position
otherwise let's see
Jets get Aaron Rodgers
the Packers get the 13th pick
the second round pick the 13th pick, the second-round pick,
the sixth-round pick.
I mean, that's like nothing.
Yeah, I think that's a no-brainer.
Bro, that's insane.
The heist of the century.
Wait, wait, wait.
Go back again.
Maybe we should have read that.
First, a second, and a sixth.
First, a second and the first a second
a sixth and another second that might become a first if you play 65 so let's say two firsts
a fourth and a sixth is like i thought was going to be like the the the starting point that that
green bay would laugh in your face at yeah i mean that that's they I mean, they got that deal for like Jamal Adams.
There have been guys who have been traded for fucking a haul of a pick,
of picks more than this,
who are a fraction of the quarterback Aaron Rodgers is.
I guess when you don't have much leverage and you're – and they got a pick.
The Jets get the –
The Jets get the fucking Packers.
You just swap the first round? So instead of the 13, they get the fucking Packers.
So instead of the 13, they get the 15?
So that first round pick is a wash?
That is a fucking heist.
Joe D with the fucking all-time.
This must have been like we have no shot of moving him anywhere else
and we cannot have him here anymore and they fucking knew it because that is a crazy package for a four-time mvp and and i mean
i thought they were gonna have to give up like current talent i thought it was gonna be a lot
robbing peter to pay paul like none of that so everything stays intact you pick keep all your young weapons you pick
six minutes later yeah is it 10 minutes after how long what the fuck man that is yeah see you later
zach wilson that experiment see you see you later that's done uh i don't know man i i am always so
so guarded with the jets i reached the, especially here at Barstool,
over the years where the Patriots kept winning
and the Jets just kept getting worse,
that even when there is like,
even something like this,
where it's like, get excited.
I still am just so cautious about it.
But with this defense, the way it's set up the some of the emerging weapons they
had and everybody coming back from injury you put that together with aaron rogers
you know it's impossible to say like you're gonna win a super bowl because it's so fucking hard
but this probably has to be the best chance does it make you the best team in the division i mean they're like they were winning
games last year while running a three-man rotation for quarterback yeah like the bills are the bill
the bills are sick yeah no no i mean and that's what's fucking it's it's a lot like the mets right
now in the in the nl east where it's like oh you're finally good and it happens to be in the NL East where it's like, oh, you're finally good and it happens to be in the fucking division that's the best in the game as well.
I feel like the Bills needed to win.
Your window is only so long with a full team.
You know what I mean?
Josh Allen will be around for a while,
but they almost took a step back, I feel like. You know what I mean? Josh Allen will be around for a while, but they almost took a step back, I feel like.
You know what I mean?
I actually don't even know.
But the division will be stacked, and so, yeah, it's not going to be easy.
But as far as a Jets fan, it's by far the best shot you've ever had.
For sure.
When does the schedule get announced?
That I don't know yo if we get a
november 18th or november 19th jets bills that would be nice you get jets bills in in in buffalo
while we're there for kfc radio live holy shit man i truly did i i did not let my get myself
get excited because i like this is the classic jets fans like that's get their dicks
hard and and for nothing to be that broken we're like the gm is publicly saying like he's coming
here like you see that video yeah the boomer yeah yeah like and it's like well i don't know
dude i i really believe that i really was like this that's when that's when things go bad that's
when it's like lol you know the jets are the fucking clowns of the league now all that being said you still gotta like you gotta win a super
bowl with the new york jets it's like arguably the hardest task in all sports uh what do you
what do you think the like do you think the bar for him is like it's it's hard to say that like
a new york jets team is like Superbowl or bust,
but like people are going to put that on them.
Yeah.
I think that's fair with,
with the talent level he's getting.
But what's funny is like,
I mean,
every team is Superbowl or bust,
but particularly when you have a chance and you have a,
a,
you know,
a hall of fame quarterback,
it's Superbowl or bust.
I see now you're dealing with now
the expectations yeah like the expectation like like like you just said like are we even sure
you know you're the best team in the afc east right now but you've got to put the super bowl
on your back yeah like that's like that's what is that's what's so crazy about what brady did
in tampa bay granted they had you know, they won however many years ago, but
they were not a winning franchise
that's always a contender and all that shit.
And it went from zero
to 100. And so now
that's what's expected. Now it's like, you're
expected to just go somewhere and bring
them a Super Bowl. But guess who?
The difference is Tom Brady is Tom Brady
and Aaron Rodgers is... And I don't even mean
that on field.
I mean the locker room experiences with the two people are pretty well reported on.
One is beloved.
One has –
Issues.
Yeah.
I don't think –
But at the same time, I feel like we don't see it as much.
But I think the Pat McAfee show has probably been great for him.
I think he has a lot of fans in that regard from that sort of stuff.
Well, I'm talking locker room.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Because I actually don't know if that helps him or hurts him in locker room.
Because I think he's pretty open about it.
Yeah.
You're going to be talking to everybody.
I'm thinking about it from a fan point of view where it's like you go from –
Any advice for playing in New York, Brett Favre picture, don't send a dick pic.
I mean Favre – that Favre year, people were gassed up.
I mean, we were talking shit.
That's the thing is like they, as a collective, Jets fans will go 0 to 100 too.
You know what I mean?
We'll be like, we're winning the fucking Super Bowl.
Especially if you get off to a hot start.
Jets are like 4-0 or some shit.
Watch the fuck out.
We're going to be so goddamn obnoxious.
I say this all the time about me and my teams.
People who think I'm obnoxious now
when my teams have historically lost
every single fucking year of my
life, watch
what happens if they're a contender. Watch what
happens if somehow they make deep runs.
What's his contract situation?
I would guess
two years.
You signed a four-year deal? Unreal. what's his what's his contract situation i would guess two years two years yeah so you have it
locked in for a couple four-year deal unreal the uh it is what you're talking about with you know
winning with the chats and getting gas up at four no it is interesting to see excuse me that with
you know with the knicks it's happening i think for a long time that and I'm sure I've said it before
and I think a lot of people have said it
where you're like in the social media era
you can play anywhere you can still be a superstar
I don't think that's true
what do you mean?
I think you can be
and Aaron Rodgers
transcends that he's too big to be
he actually can be but there's that next
level of player
where it's like like jalen brunson i never heard that name before yeah you can't be a star in
dallas right right you have to be in new york yeah you have to be in la you have to be in boston to
be my like you have to be in the major markets for sure again rogers it's weird that i'm using
this to launch into that but like i'm i'm kind of using it to combine with the seventh half getting shut down after games.
It is...
It's an extra gear for sure.
People were like, oh, you have Instagram.
You can be a star anywhere. Not like a
fucking star is a star.
You can see examples of it.
I think there will be even a difference
in Green Bay versus here.
Yes, Iron Rod is a global star
already, but I think the way he's
celebrated will
be a little bit different. He goes 4-0
here, 6-0 here. If he is good in New York,
I mean,
forget about it.
I think it was like the fucking
Oklahoma City Thunders
of the world started that thing, and we were all like,
yeah, it does make sense. You can be a star.
No, you can be a star, but Giannis be a star but like like yannis is a star right yannis shuts down milwaukee
well if you come to new york you shut down manhattan right like you'll just you will hit
that extra gear my argument is always is it worth the headache because if you don't win everyone's
a fucking asshole to you and your life sucks i would argue not but i'm also not one of these
competitive freaks who's been playing professional sports my whole life if you do win you are you are launched into like
uh a level of celebrity that's like it's like i'm being a movie star you're like brad pitt right
like everybody knows your name because you're the guy who won the super bowl for the new york jets
you're you're not just like knowing your sport there on the sport and it won't even fucking matter. Exactly.
You can still be in the next level.
That's rom-com The Wedding Ringer.
Like it does not – you cannot get that at Wawa, man.
You can't get that in a lot of different cities.
There's only like a handful of them and he is poised to do that.
I mean it's just – but it's just sports is so fucked up where it's like, okay, the bar is like do the hardest thing in sports.
Otherwise considered a total failure.
Holy shit.
It is.
I'm just so – dude, I'm so excited.
I'm so excited to just watch someone who can sling it and play the sport the way it's meant to be played.
Do you realize that like I don't – it's not that the Jets lose.
It's that it was an unwatchable product for, like, 90%.
I just went through it with the Mets where it was like,
I look at guys that I used to be like,
nah, man, this guy's pretty legit.
Like, he's pretty good.
We're, you know, we're, like, celebrating, like,
Rajay Davis coming to the Mets.
Like, he's a fucking player. And then you get a real team you're like oh wait a minute this is what it's like when you
can actually watch a team who's successful the fact that we're gonna go like the way people used
to try to force zach wilson people being like he's gonna be a franchise quarterback no he's
fucking not because just look how it's going after After one game, people were like, he's got the tools. Yeah.
I remember a little eyeglasses and being like, all right.
You make like one third down conversion pass down the sideline for like 25 yards in a semi-big spot.
People were like, flashes.
He's got flashes of greatness.
People crowned Zach Wilson pretty quick.
Real fucking quick.
He's the guy. We did a star is Born for Sanchez and Geno,
and we had fucking Vic and Tebow,
and who's the one guy who made that video who hated me?
Brooks Bollinger.
I mean, the list goes on and on and on
of guys who were not just bad
and not just didn't get the job done,
were on a level that was so unwatchable
that when I would watch a primetime game
between the Patriots and the Seahawks,
I got their peak,
I would be like,
this is a different product that I'm watching.
And the fact that I can just watch that
week in and week out,
because whether or not you win the Super Bowl,
who knows,
but Aaron Rodgers will be a quarterback
who can score points and move the ball.
And it sounds crazy that that is where I'm at,
where it's just like, you're going to get me first downs?
But God damn it if that's not all I've been wishing for.
Just give me something I can fucking watch
and not have to puke over week in and week out.
And it's coming for me at the 11thth hour dude i was i was like i just
can't do this anymore as a person i'm wasting my time i could be with my kids i could be doing
something productive there's just no reason for me to give up this huge chunk of my day every week
on the weekend dude the jets sucks so bad we had to make a sketch series to react to them yeah yeah
i mean that was the only thing that kept me going was like the goddamn Jets was almost like, you know, if you're going to be bad, make sure you're really fucking bad so I can make an episode of my show.
And now it's just like you're going to watch and they're going to win and they're going to be a contender.
Just like that, you know?
That's what's crazy is because you either – this kind of trade is so rare.
It's like you either get lucky through the draft or like something crazy like Brady happens.
But like how many times is somebody like this even available?
You usually just ride off into the sunset.
Nobody wants to go waste their final years with the Jets or whatever.
The fact that they built a team team and you can never predict this, but the fact that they built a team and had the opportunity, like,
like you get rewarded by building a quality team.
He's not going to the jets.
If Joe Douglas doesn't build this team to be a winner everywhere else on the field right
now, you know?
So it's like, you know, you, you put yourself in a position to be somewhere that these,
that a quality player wants to go.
And it, it's like the fact that all that has to line up perfectly.
His contract, his desire to leave, his situation with the team and the fans
all lines up with the Jets and everything they've been doing.
And they're not ready to bail on.
This happens a year or two earlier.
Maybe they're like, no, we still got Zach Wilson.
All of that shit lines up perfectly to happen.
And then they work out the deal of the century.
Unless I'm reading it wrong or there's more that's not being reported,
swapping firsts and giving another conditional first along with a fourth and a sixth is nothing.
Because guess what?
All of those draft picks from the Jets every year, they don't do shit.
I don't get why the Bruins have
a lot of their current players
are trades.
Your stars are Posnock and McAvoy.
Those are two draft picks.
You kind of just get lucky.
I mean, they're two higher draft picks, but you kind of get lucky.
But I think people value
kind of like an unscratch scratch like you were saying earlier.
Yeah, the potential. People love the potential.
Fuck the potential. Trade it for Hampus Lindholm.
Trade it for Linus Olmark.
Absolutely.
Trade it for fucking Dimitri Orlov.
Trade it for Garner Hathaway.
What I will say is usually in football, some of these guys, and basketball definitely,
people will give up first-round picks for years.
And if you don't hit on that pick, you can dig yourself a fucking hole that you can't get out of
because now you can't draft the offensive lineman you need.
You can't build from the inside out, all that shit.
You can trade for someone who is not a risk.
Once you're trading, trade a first-round pick for someone who's not a risk.
Bro, we have shirts, the King of New York already for Aaron Rodgers.
I like the Mr. Rodgers neighborhood one.
That's a good one.
What's that?
Mr. Rodgers neighborhood is awesome with the New York skyline in the background.
It's funny for two reasons.
Number one, it's like, hey, no pressure, dude.
Number two, there's nobody to say like, wow, Aaron Rodgers isn't the king of New York.
X, Y, Z is the king of New York.
Yeah.
Like with the Jets.
Yeah.
Like, no, Aaron Rodgers is already.
He has not played once
we're getting photoshops of him in Knicks jerseys
and that makes you the king of New York
that's fucking nuts
man
so alright
something like god
if there's just some world
where the Mets and the Jets
are
the Knicks are winning in the playoffs
the Mets and the Jets are – the Knicks are winning in the playoffs. The Mets and the Jets are contenders.
It's just – I mean that is a – it's like –
actually, this actually ties in nicely to what I was going to talk about on the podcast.
I had this video that I took the other day when I moved into the house,
and I feel like i've just like
pressed the reset button on life entirely i this was all of my earthly possessions
are in this one room that's it that's all that i own i purged everything else i got rid of
fucking every and most of these boxes are like silverware and shit, like things you need for your house, not like stuff.
I got rid of everything.
I got this new house.
I got a quarterback.
I got a baseball team that can win.
The Knicks are winning in the playoffs.
It's like I'm a fucking caterpillar, Feidelberg.
Yeah, the curse is gone.
Remains to be seen.
Because I did flood my house on the first night.
I flushed this toilet.
Playing the hits.
A hundred years old.
I flushed the toilet.
It was swirling.
It was going down slowly, but it was going down.
I walk out of the room like any human does after they flush the toilet.
And I'm getting changed. And all of a sudden i'm hearing like trickling water and i was like did
i like leave the shower running walk in there two inches of fucking water which promptly leaked down
to the bedroom underneath it so some things will never change i also experienced my first ever
uh i you ever ask yourself like what would you do in a horror movie situation?
Yeah.
And I went through it.
So there's some weird shit going on.
And remember I said to you, I got this house and this piece of property for a price that is really fucking ridiculous.
And so I said, the inspection inspection this house must be garbage and the inspection passed with flying colors and i said this must be a murder house i'm saying like chris
benoit used to live here there's only there's only the only way this house could be this price
and then i took so many pictures and videos recently and then the other day my dad sends me this picture and he says you've already got a
squatter he sends me this picture of this statue on the on the lawn it's one of the most horrifying
statues i've ever seen it's terrifying i'll you seen it? I'll send it to you.
It is.
It looks like a kid in Pompeii.
Yes.
A kid who was just running
and a volcano erupted
and froze him solid.
Like Medusa looked at him.
Yes.
I think somebody poured concrete
all over him
and there's a little boy
frozen inside there.
He's wearing a Freddy Krueger
striped polo shirt.
His clothes are ripped, right?
His clothes are ripped.
His hair, it's real hair.
It's real hair.
And it's like frozen though.
It's like you could crack it.
It's...
I walked the property.
Me, my mom, my dad, the real estate broker,
their side, my side, the lawyers.
I walked that property three times before moving into this house.
That statue was never there.
That statue was never fucking there.
And not one of us.
Maybe like, oh, I didn't go back to that corner and didn't see it.
Nobody notices it.
Nobody notices a fucking three-foot statue with rocks like
like put around the feet at the bottom i believe they call that a cairn
it's what you put over a grave oh great yeah uh so your house looks like it'd be super super
haunted so then the first night i'm there second night'm there, I admittedly was going to go out and make a video, almost pretending I'm just seeing it for the first time.
And as I step – as I walk out there to make this video, I look out in the back and that light is on in the shed oh no nope i'll send this video as well
and so i have a series of videos that i made because i'm so i'm walking out there about to
be like let me get my horror horror movie on like Like, I'm going to start acting, you know, and then I see the light and I actually get
scared because I know for a fact I didn't go in that shed and turn on the light.
And I asked my dad.
He's like, no, I didn't turn it on.
So now in a big, your dad's just fucking with you in a, in a big, creepy wooded backyard
where 10 feet to the right is where the statue is
now all of a sudden i have a little shed little light on and i and like i will put the video in
my video in the youtube video i was like i went from quickly like I'm going to make this scary to being like I'm fucking scared.
And so I was faced with the like what do I do?
And I thought about it for a little bit and then I just go, I'm going back inside.
Fuck this.
Yes, 100%.
So – but then I went stupid white people and I went out there.
I went out there and I confronted it.
And I – it was like legitimately the scariest
thing i've ever done like you're on fear and tv i was i was really like this is probably just
somebody turned on a light but i don't know man it's really kind of shaping up to not be that way
i really like logic dictates that none of us saw that fucking statue but i really
don't remember that either so all of a sudden i've got two very strange things happening
and i went out there and i i'll i i went in and like opened the door
and it's like a creepy old shed dude i had the unlatch oh there's me coming out of it i guess
i i like just walked up to it i was like hello hello? Hello? I mean, that is fucking creepy.
I kept putting it on my, like, I was like, like, you know, full grown ass man being like,
my heart was fucking racing.
And I opened it up being like, I don't know.
I'm going to fucking get decapitated or something.
Like, there's going to be a ghost in there.
I don't know.
It was the closest I've ever been to like a real life like
i am actually scared anything any other stuff that anything goes bump in the night i was always like
a little bit like oh this is weird but i'm like i don't know whatever yeah this i was genuinely
like i don't know what the fuck is going on right now i was like take me back to the city i want to
go back to the bronx i don't like this shit i'm in the darkness there's no lights i'm in the woods
i'm in the lawn no no one's People rarely, rarely serial killed in the city.
Usually out.
Oh yeah,
definitely out there.
So I call this little,
this little statue Oliver.
He looks like an Oliver to me.
Cause you get,
you mean you also can't get rid of it.
I can't touch that thing.
Yeah.
So now it's just there.
You can't,
you can't throw it away.
You can't like it's,
it's,
it's just has to be there.
I'll save your place for you for a hundred bucks.
That's yeah.
Done.
That's content.
Jackie Sage's Sage's Clancy Manor.
Try to get rid of the fucking ghosts.
Okay.
You're going to go out there and deal with the statues and the lights and shit.
That's when the ghosts are out there.
500 bucks.
600.
She's learning.
She's learning.
Okay, she's sold.
Sold, sold.
Nope, nope, sold.
Because we will fuck with you so bad.
I don't fuck with ghosts.
You just offered out of nowhere
to fight off the ghosts
and then you say,
I don't fuck with ghosts.
I thought, until right now,
I thought you said
stay at your place. No, sage because i was gonna say you should stage
but i know that you're not gonna do it i was trying to make i actually have bought stage before
yeah because i needed to exit what are you doing that for keep going i don't know don't do that
it's not very becoming you saw that that, right? Just keep going.
Yeah, it's like dirty white Air Forces for your face.
Oh, yeah.
I'm sorry.
We didn't ask you how we talked a whole segment about Tucker,
and we didn't ask you how you're dealing with it.
You lost your hero.
That's your nightly show, right?
I keep cutting all this out.
No, people don't even get it.
Jackie's like, these things come in threes.
Kevin's house is haunted.
Tucker got fired.
I wonder what the next one is.
I'm not, for the record.
You're not, for the record, talking into a microphone.
Yeah, I was going to say, for as much as she's learned in negotiation.
Well, I'm going to cut it out.
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As much as I hope I've pressed the reset button on life, we also – I got to – we got to sit down with a person I didn't even know was a bucket list possibility.
Wait.
I'm sorry.
Before we get to that, this is going to be maybe a quick segment, maybe not.
But it does tie into what you were just talking about kind of.
The ghosts?
In a sense.
You brought what you wanted to talk about on the podcast today yeah i had something i really want to talk about too let's go um
if you could make anything i don't know i just i just thought of this on saturday afternoon
you can make one thing legal well what's one thing that's illegal that you think should be legal
prostitution grave robbing naturally totally i'm absolutely on board with that why is that
even illegal that you should do that to the graves that your house is built on it is
it i i don't know they're dead i don't know why i thought i think it should be illegal to bury
people with stuff that like i was watching some show when someone got buried and they were just
like adjusting their rings i gotta be honest. The funeral home steals that stuff, right?
No.
Wait.
You don't think so?
Wait, what did you say?
You don't think the people at the funeral home popped that off before?
Oh, yes, I think they probably are.
Well, no, because that's hard because it's still an open casket.
Yeah.
I mean, typically you close caskets.
Maybe if a girl died on spring break, they steal their toe ring.
Wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no.
You dress them up for the wake and then you close that shit up and like there's some room yeah that's true you're not
going you're not going close open casket to the ground that's great uh i definitely for every
funeral i've been to it's been open casket you close it put it in the hearse go right to the
that's what i'm saying though dog there's this in between period of time where you know that you can
go get grandma's fucking diamond necklace off. They're going to do it.
You got some guy in the back of that hearse.
You got some guy in the back of that funeral home.
We just need to prepare the body real quick.
Yeah.
Taking that shit off.
That, I do agree, should be – you shouldn't be able to rob the people.
If you're going to do it, you got to dig it up.
You got to earn it.
Yeah.
I think if you – I don't know.
I feel like you're a dumb dickhead if you put some valuable jewelry on a dead body that's going to go in the dirt.
I completely agree.
I just think you should make a murder.
I think –
Fair.
I think if you were in the middle of the night digging up a grave in the cemetery, the cemetery at closing hour should look like – the front gate should look like Home Depot.
Yeah.
It's like Black Friday. Everybody runs through at 5 p.m gate should look like Home Depot. Yeah, like Black Friday.
Everybody runs through at 5pm.
Ready to go to work.
And then the light goes down.
No, wait, let me ask you this.
Are you under the impression that there's a lot of value
on these dead bodies? I feel like there's only a couple things
here and there, right?
Probably, but like, you know.
Most people are poor and they're dead.
Good point.
Like, we're not talking about pharaohs in Egypt.
Those people would put humans in there with you
You imagine that
When you're like King Tut's girlfriend
And he bites the bullet
You're like fuck
Well that's it for me
I guess I'm going to get locked in a fucking pyramid for the rest of my life
Yeah that sucks
I want a grave rob to fuck
I got three days
I'm probably still going to live grow in there
If I hurry up i can
get myself i can get myself a cool sarcophagus and a girlfriend there's a woman with exceptionally
low standards
she'll do anything i'm the last man on earth as far as she's concerned
that shit was nuts they used to put like pets and humans and all sorts of things in there
but really all of our rules about like uh i think it's like an illegal like uh illegal disposal of
a body and like desecration and shit i understand there's like some some some medical uh like you
know you can't have like like diseases and shit can happen too but i think a lot of them are also
rooted in like religion basically you need to like a lot of them are also rooted in like
religion basically you need to like properly dispose of the dead and it's like fuck that
let that shit rot in a field i don't know it'd be fertilizer dude even like a fucking vulture
will eat it i don't fucking know if i was like a marine like my i'd be like leave me behind that's
what i mean throw me don't like i think that goes for alive people still not just not wounded i
think you can leave a body on the field i would hope like yeah when people are like do not risk your life to get my body back to my parents when you see a movie where
they're like i don't know you're on the oregon trail you're back in like colonial times whatever
and they like throw the dead body on the back of the horse and they're like we got to get him home
to his mom it's a dead body they don't fucking need to see that i was an organ donor anyway i
will donate to vultures it's fine yeah right i'm becoming one with the earth i don't fucking need to see that. I was an organ donor anyway. I will donate to vultures. It's fine.
Yeah, right.
I'm becoming one with the earth.
I don't know.
I want to be reincarnated in something in nature.
Leave me the fuck there.
I'm dead.
And instead, you're going to pump me full of expensive shit.
Put me in my best suit.
You're going to put me in my best suit, put jewelry on me, and then put me in a $10,000 box.
And then dig like a ten
thousand dollar hole and bury me because what it doesn't make any it was again i forget it's
fucking nuts but yes it might have been always sunny when when he tricks the family he tricks
everyone everyone thinks he's going crazy so he tricks him into digging up a dead mom
you probably you tricked me to my dead mother because he makes them all think she's still alive.
You all thought I lost a step.
She's in the grave with the shovel crying.
Dan's like, Mommy, no!
That is an all-time scene.
All-time.
Mommy!
But, okay, so prostitution and grave digging.
Prostitution and grave digging.
Maybe combine the two.
I don't know.
Get some prostitutes to fucking dig.
You can pay the prostitutes.
What do you want to do?
You want me to suck your dick?
No, I want you to dig this grave up.
I'm going to get some calluses in a minute.
Hit that shovel, babe.
Also, you're right.
Digging a grave, digging them up is so hard.
Yeah.
If you don't have a backhoe.
You can't use a backhoe.
If you use a shovel and you dig out six feet.
It's like storage wars.
Yeah.
You're going to put in some money.
You might get nothing.
But you might strike gold.
You might get time.
Last thing before we move on.
I was going to just check this out on my own because I could very easily,
but I thought it would be funny to figure out the answer on the show.
Can we Google – can you eat Zins?
Because you boys have been eating a lot of Zins.
I thought you were going to be like, because it's really a pain in the ass,
but you already are.
You're asking – for people who don't know,
you're asking, can you swallow bags of nicotine?
Yeah. Is really what you're asking.
What happens? What happens when you
swallow... I'm going to guess, just take a guess.
I actually, now that this is about to be revealed,
I'm now nervous. Yeah, wait, wait.
Close your eyes. Don't read it yet. What do you think
happens if... I think nothing happens.
But, like, now there is the concern.
There's no reason to panic.
Tobacco-free and therefore will not cause any
interior body
rot? Does that say rot?
I don't even know
what you're reading. Nicotine would be absorbed
into your bloodstream. It says riot.
And then you...
The same way as if you had put the pouch under your lip.
It sounds like that's a... You know what?
It's a good buzz. Why don't you start eating them?
Instead of being an asshole.
Actually, now that I think about it, I'm parachuting nicotine.
Yeah. Yeah.
Rather than being the asshole sitting there with your fucking pouch
in, your lip in, you're talking funny,
I just eat them. They just go through my stomach.
I don't intentionally eat them, but I
fall asleep with them every day.
Oh my god.
Every morning starts with me going through my sheets
looking for it. And I go, oh no i ate those ones last because if you eat like one or two
you're fine but anything more it's like then you're yes yeah it says one or two in your lifetime
oh i crushed that fridge last week how about this it also says uh wait wait what happens
like it's also incredibly important to keep your nicotine pouches out of the reach of children.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know.
Nausea, vomiting, headache, stomachache, and loss of appetite, as well as dehydration and increased blood pressure.
Although a fatality rate of nicotine poisoning is not high, it does mess with your system, such as increasing, then dropping, your blood pressure.
And it's something to keep in mind when you feel tempted to swallow your nicotine pouch again.
Well, you're not doing it on purpose.
I'm not doing it consciously.
Yeah.
I'm asleep.
If you put in a Zin and then you're just like, I'm done.
You're a fucking asshole.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, I take that.
It's just I fall asleep and I...
Usually, like, I unconsciously, like, I'll, like, pull it out.
It just, like, happens.
It's like swallowing gum, dude. It takes me for seven years. Yeah, yeah. That's a stupid lie. Sometimes I just fucking it out. It just happens. It's like swallow gum, dude.
It takes me for seven years.
Yeah, yeah.
That's a stupid lie.
Sometimes I just fucking eat it.
You are a despicable human.
It's about as good as I thought it was going to be.
I thought it was going to be not recommended, but not that bad.
I thought it would be funny to find out live on air.
It's like, you're going to die.
Like everything else in life, not not recommended but you'll be all
right yeah that's really what life comes down to uh as i was saying earlier we've got a
bucket list guest for me on the show kill a cam cameron i just in my wildest dreams
like a bucket list thing for me would be like Mike Francesa, right?
Or like we would love to have Joe Rogan on the show or Dave Chappelle or Chris Rock or some of these major comics.
But those are more feasible than what just happened.
Yeah.
Because there is – I can see an avenue of like six degrees of separation.
I don't know.
Burt Kreischer could just be like, Joe, these guys are awesome.
And Joe decides to listen to him that day.
It could happen.
It's not going to, but it could.
I couldn't even fathom any avenue in which Cameron, Cameron, Cameron comes on KFC radio. radio and not only that cameron who publicly said i'll do a podcast with gillow and with gillian
wallow and everyone else is going to cost 175 000 for an appearance that same guy just came
through kc radio and not only kicked it with us for like an hour and was like a great conversation
also was like so gracious and so appreciative and like thank you thank you and i think it's
because he's like i'm gonna make money off these white people.
But I think he also meant it a little bit too.
A little bit, yeah.
He was like thank you so much.
And either he meant it or he was acting and I appreciate that too.
Completely separate from all that, I have started bartending.
No, it's a joke.
That's not my money.
I'm not bartending.
We did not bet Cameron.
Imagine if we paid $175,000 for a podcast interview,
how good that interview would have to be for you to be like,
worth it, worth it.
It's impossible.
So we got Cameron on the show.
If you told 1998, 1999, 2000 KFC, even later than that even like the oh boy hey mock kfc
that cameron would one day come on your show i mean never never in a million years would i believe
it but he and mace have what is probably going to be like the new freshest best show of the year
but there's always a show every year like are you garbage
stuff island and now i think this year it is what it is is mace and him doing their sports talk show
kind of like uh like skip alice and steven a and it is fucking hilarious because that i've always
said rap and comedy are so tightly knit because you're basically just like telling punch lines
and jokes but doing it in rhyme form and so so those guys have always had the comedic chops,
and now they just don't give a fuck anymore.
So they say whatever they want about whoever they want,
and they're just going to make headlines every single show.
So Cam Run on KFC Radio.
We'll get to that in a minute.
First, we said that there was a line when we had the golf party.
We just said that there has to be a line after the Barstool Beast jacket.
And apparently there is just no line.
Because we now are buying blue checkmarks.
The thing with all...
When I say we, I mean Barstool.
People at Barstool buying blue checkmarks.
It is...
Here is where my allegiance is going to lie with blue check marks
whoever whatever group it may be blue check marks or non is currently acting lamer i will go to the
other side i feel that because i am i am like i'm i'm not gonna pay for it but I I also
I'm not going to yuck your yum like you say
you want to pay for it, you like it, fine, whatever
but it depends on who's
more obnoxious about it
at first it was very obvious
at first it was like oh you paid
that's lame
because it is, it is lame to pay for fake
notoriety
but of all this, the most lame thing is
caring one way or the other yeah as a whole is always the lamest so like if you're passionate
one way or the other it's lame but right now it is a bunch of people who bought check marks
trying their best to explain why it's not lame yeah yeah and that comes off as even more lame
right so there's like you're making it worse you're making it worse you think you're making
it better you're making it worse i remember when when when elon first bought it and talked about
it i think i had a tweet saying like i think i'll pay for it because he said something like
your your shit gets amplified and it gets uh promoted and uh like all that shit and i was like oh there's
actually like utility to that like there is there is some inherent value in it that was when elon
like was first buying twitter and i thought we put all our eggs in the twitter basket if elon
comes in here and somehow turns this thing into a platform that matters i'll fuck with it you know
clearly twitter's always gonna be twitter yeah this this well that's that matters, I'll fuck with it. Clearly, Twitter's always going to be Twitter.
However long Elon's owned it,
it's just the same old shit show that it is.
Who doesn't understand what it is.
What you bought.
It was the uncool kids.
Everyone on Twitter...
We found our own little cool...
The people who were cool on Twitter
are not cool people.
We're all internet nerds. That's why barstool put our exit to it and like because we're not
cool people right and we're like oh yeah this is a fun little weird corner yep and then and like
you come in you're like i'm gonna i like his mission statement has always been
completely unknowable it's just it it's with the winds it's like He's just playing with his toy and it's like,
I'm going to do this. Wait, that didn't work? I'm going to do this.
That doesn't work. Let me go here.
It has been like, I'm here for free speech.
I've seen that. There's a viral blue checkmark.
I paid for this because George Washington
would have paid for it.
What the fuck?
And that's why
that person has
very solidly placed the blue check marks in the lame category.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like that's who you're associating with.
But it is – it's just the whole thing is – I'm thankful for you on Moss Barring Twitter because it makes me like it less and less every day because it is –
I get away from it.
It's like, ah, I just use it less and less every day.
Yeah.
It's not good and blah, blah, blah good i don't really fucking care about that anymore but it is uh it's just i also like
like people get so bent out of shape the other direction too like like the porn bots there's a
lot more porn like i don't really care about that like i don't know i get those tweets that's from
the girl that says like is like do you want this or whatever oh i've seen that i get like a ton of
it like every reply has those i'm just like okay whatever just go past it it's like it's the
bad side of it isn't that bad either it's just it's fucking twitter man it's just like it's just
like the weird little playground that we set up like who fucking cares this much but you can go
ahead and tell yourself that you bought it for whatever reason. You bought it for the reason. The reason what the
blue check mark represents is the
exclusivity and the notoriety
and you can talk about
all the other things that Twitter
Blue might provide you.
Twitter helping you with
your videos. Twitter is not
a video platform. If you care enough
about your video
content and its success, you're not on twitter
you're not even probably on instagram you might not even be on tiktok anymore there might be
something new about that i don't even know about to to be like i need to make sure my videos my
video content performs let me do it on twitter is so fucking stupid i can't even begin to describe
you how much of a waste of time that is.
Your video content on Twitter is never going to be a thing.
And then when I saw Dave do it, a piece of me died because I remember getting the blue check and thinking like I think this is good for business.
I think this is good for me personally to have a check. I think it brings me a level of clout or – what's the word I'm looking for because I'm demented?
Whatever.
Respect.
Yeah, respect let's say.
And so I was happy to – Gaz said email me with your license, picture your license or something like that, and you get your blue checkmark.
And so I did it.
Which is what people are arguing about what a checkmark is now.
It's verification.
Yeah, that's what it's always been.
Yeah, it's always been you're verified.
But I remember you and Hank and Dave didn't do it, and it almost became like – it was like counterculture.
It was like a funny little – you guys were like rebels against the cause.
But then for him, the leader of the no checkmark gang, to be like, yeah, I bought it.
It is.
I want to pull up his tweet.
His tweet about it is arguably.
It's a terrible.
I'm not even like talking shit about it.
It just hurt me.
I was like, no. No no say it ain't so it's one of those say it ain't so moments like this can't this can't i
thought it was a joke i thought what he did i thought he got the blue check mark and i was
ready to give him credit in like a comedic fashion yeah yeah yeah now now that's what i'm saying i'll
go wherever the winds go if it's if they're being lame or i'll go to the other one if the rich guy is now like and now i'll get the
check mark and i'll pay fuck you losers that's funny sounds great but he did it you know now
twitter blue has actual utility it lets me post longer videos which i need to be able this this
reads like a fucking ad yeah i swear to god this God, this reads like ad copy. Which, I mean, we used to sell Musk Portnoy shirts.
It wouldn't surprise me if this is like a, hey, Elon.
Help me out.
Or like, hey, look at me sort of thing.
I mean, this is exactly how companies send you ad copy.
It lets me post longer videos, which you need to be able to do.
And it amplifies my tweets, which helps as well.
What?
Yes, I bought it.
Here's what people got us in.
I didn't want the checkmark when Twitter was run by idiots
and the blue checkmark
was just a fake status.
I mean, that sentence right there.
The blue checkmark
was just a fake status symbol
for losers to suck their own cock
and pretend they had influence
in their opinion.
Guess what?
It still is.
It's literally what it is.
It still is.
What's the second one say?
Now Twitter has actual utility.
It lets me post longer videos,
which I need to be able to do and amplifies my tweets which helps as well it's ironic all the losers
who base their identity on the blue check are now refusing to pay for it when it actually helps for
the first time just shows how dumb the original blue check mark brigade is and always will be
it's just i guess the like the fallacy or whatever you want to point out in the argument here is that
it's going to help like it's not gonna help you do anything i mean i guess it like if i understand
it like you can only be on the for
you page if you have a blue check mark yeah it's not going to show you two accounts that don't
follow you but like twitter using twitter to be like a internet personality is gone and it never
really was anything except in our little world in the barstool world we deemed it something and so
our fans it kind of means something it's still the best place to get news i think it's still if you follow the right people
can be some of the funniest content but if you're talking about your video content getting in front
of eyeballs and you're wasting a single second on twitter it's crazy let alone a dollar you know
it's not about the money eight thousand a month i don't care about but it's just like you're to be
like no no i need to be able to post longer videos.
First of all, we have accounts that will post the video and then you retweet it and you do quote tweet or whatever or tweet video and you just – you could do it yourself.
But more importantly, it's like – no, it doesn't – okay, so what?
You're going to get like 100,000 views, Twitter views on your video instead of like 75,000 or whatever these fucking numbers are.
Like they're not – the viral video numbers in twitter are not they don't mean anything right
no one is like selling their twitter video series you know yeah like that's not a fucking thing so
uh i don't know i i love the people who are like i didn't ask for a check mark and now you gave it
to me take it away it's like fucking shut up all of you
alissa milano i think was like crying all day long it is the it is funny to see it all like
well then like everyone's like well not again he's like well we'll give it to you yeah yeah
that's what the blue check marks are that's what they were the whole time
yeah you give them to the celebrities the fucking
right like that's where these people buy it. That's the whole thing.
Spend the same thing the whole time.
Right.
That's where these people are getting caught up
because the whole argument was,
now people can impersonate me.
There was the company that had their stock drop,
the pharmaceutical company.
Remember somebody tweeted them?
So it's like Twitter is just going to
make sure that doesn't happen.
Give out the tweets,
give out the checks that they deem need to be verified.
And that's it.
And that's what they did as soon as they all went away.
But now they're mad about that.
It's like you clearly – your whole argument switched.
The whole thing was like we're giving voice to the people.
And I'm sure his statement has changed.
He's just a loser.
We kind of talked about this the other day with Rowan.
We were talking about Trump where it's like i don't fucking care about politics one way
the other i don't know i don't i don't even know what musk represented i know he is an uncool person
who wants to be cool and that is the most uncool thing you can do yeah and and his like you know
what's up we're gonna give our voice to the people and then guess what those people are now mad
because fucking you just you made them bad by it and then you're like
wait none of those celebrities want to buy i'm fine everyone who's a celebrity gets a verification
yeah that's what it is right that's what it was the whole time what sucks the most elon musk was
in position to actually be really cool like in the in this era where nerd culture has taken over
and being like the smart nerdy guy is cool in a way like if he just
bought twitter and didn't try to be funny and he let whoever needs to run it run it and he was just
like yeah man i don't know like i believe in the the free speech of of the platform and we want to
make it better and like that's it it would be cool it'd be like oh he like the the space nerd guy is
now like involved in social media and it's whatever he'd be cool it'd be like oh he like the the space nerd guy is now like involved
in social media and it's whatever he'd be like zuckerberg-esque i guess that's not cool per se
because he's not cool either but he was in a position to do it the right way and just be like
you know i bought this thing and i'm gonna try to do something with it and instead has just been
like i'm the comedian and i'm the cool guy and i have cool friends screenshot read it and tweet it
i'm hilarious aren't i dogecoin he meme lord or whatever they fucking call him uh by the way
do you still have money in hoge oh yeah oh yeah that's gonna hit one day that you're just like
oh shit i'm telling you man that's gonna hit one day me and tommy lay are gonna retire
tom lay's heavily invested in hoge oh big time he's gonna have like 100 million dollars if it hits uh elon is just uh like he he's it now what's happening is the same thing that always happened
with his science where he gets he gets credit for all these things like his spaceship blew up the
other day and so the the experiment was like they need to be able to try to get this spaceship off
the ground and they did that so they were like it's a success i get that i understand
that was like the the hurdle they were trying to get over and so they did it but like it got in
the air and then just blew the fuck up and everyone sucking his dick for an explosion is just like
everything else he's ever done but they just suck his dick for saying things like okay so you you
one day this will take us to mars so this was the first step who gets all this fucking credit for the very first step in like one million more steps
that need to happen we're going to be able to travel anywhere on the planet in 30 minutes we're
going to have the underground train tunnels that take you everywhere we're going to be able to like
circumvent the glow all these things that he just says and everyone sucks his dick the same way that
an exploding spaceship is now some big fucking thing to celebrate because that means we're gonna get to mars you know tomorrow no never it's
the fucking never gonna happen the fact that anyone celebrates it one way or another is
so like it's like dude elon did it or hell yes elon failed like it's a rocket
fucking what the fuck does it matter to you people at all it is interesting how much people
get like got bent out of shape about him
he went he became a
there are rockets all the fucking time I don't care what we're
we'll fuck there's a rocket
but I think no I think that it's inherently
impressive that like this guy has
a private company
and he's like we can go to space that's that's
an achievement that like but I mean no I mean like
people who were happy that it blew up
or people like either way your reactions would be like a a rocket went off right okay unless it's like we
as a people need to get off this planet asap because the meteor is coming we need to get to
mars i don't think you should have any interest in fucking right right like yeah fucking elon's
wrong it blew up or yeah elon's right it took off yeah it's a fucking it does not change your life
one fucking bit how how are you possibly putting any stake or celebration in this at all?
Because Elon Musk?
Okay.
Crazy.
Crazy, man.
But even crazier than that, you know what's the craziest?
It's Riggs buying it.
Huh?
Riggs buying it.
Riggs was one.
He was quick.
He was like, all right, I fucking bought it. Becauseiggs buying it. Riggs was one. He was quick. He was like, alright, I fucking
bought it. Because that was
funny. They were like,
they're all gone.
Except for Riggs.
There were a couple of people here.
And I know Riggs well.
I know Riggs well enough to know.
He's a savvy guy.
He quickly played the whole card of
kind of what you just said.
Caring what I spend my money on is lame yeah right and it is this whole thing is inherently lame
but we as a society do that have done that and will always do that yeah what you wear what you
drive all that shit is like we're we're judging you for what you spend your money on if you're
you know you're the asshole who has the truck with the kit, we're like, you have a small dick.
You're the guy who wears the big red boots.
You're fucking lame.
All that shit.
So I'm not going to let that fly.
Nice try, Rizzi.
Nice try.
You're still a lame loser.
We're all fucking losers on Twitter.
Today, Tommy fucking posted a video of Oreo 55 taking seven minutes to do the crossword.
And I was like, guess what, Tommy?
You're going to tweet that video and I can still go to it and go you have to buy twitter to tweet this video so who comes out looking like the bigger asshole at the end of it oreo 55 man that guy
he's a legend it is tell me today today took me six and a half minutes and that's particularly
long for me i'm usually nick said seven and a half minutes.
That was a significant amount of creative license.
I usually live in the minute and a half range.
But I –
I mean if you don't know a word, you're fucked.
Like it could take you ten minutes.
I had a – Tommy had the camera on me the entire time.
Pressure was out.
Rudy was there chiming in.
Keegs was there chiming in.
That's – credit to you for even doing that.
I knew it would be funny.
And then I was like, I'm not doing it.
And then I stopped for a while.
Today's World War 55, there's an asterisk next to it.
There are a couple of things going on.
World War 55, just on the couch watching Barry reruns.
Two minutes.
Man, a half to two minutes is about where I like to live.
I got to start seeing where I'm at.
But now it is definitively kind of ruined.
Because even if I'm like, I don't fucking care, it's still in the back of my mind and it's affecting how I play.
The internet ruins everything.
Everything.
Everything.
Because in the past, nobody would know your results.
Or you could lie or whatever you could you know like i also like when i do old ones i do fucking i don't i don't count it as
cheating it's i count it as like i don't know what this word is i'm looking it up like that's
like i don't know i don't like fucking when you don't know the answer you figure out what the
answer is well i mean a crus, a crossword puzzle is cheating.
But it's like...
I guess I consider it the whole point of a crossword puzzle.
I surrendered.
Oh, okay.
I don't know the answer to this.
Well, that's fine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not still checking my time.
I'm like, oh, I don't know what that answer is.
Oh, no.
But if you're like...
I did the crossword puzzle, but you used the fucking...
No, because I do.
I like to...
I do.
You obviously get one a day,
but then when I'm sitting on the couch,
I just go play old ones
because I like doing it.
Yeah, totally.
And sometimes I'll get to a point
where I'm like,
I just don't know what that is.
Reveal word or whatever.
And so I'm like, yes, I guess it's like...
I jokingly say I cheat on the crossword.
Not on the fucking day of,
but I say I cheat on the...
It's all so stupid.
It's all so insane.
I say I cheat on the old ones.
I'm like, I don't know the answer to that.
I wonder what that answer is.
I wonder what a word to describe a French restaurant is.
I'll figure that out.
Bistro?
People fucking – I consider it learning.
Other people call it cheating.
I really, man.
I feel like it's equally as lame to be the person who's like,
I want it all to disappear or whatever, but I'm at my wits' end, man.
We're going to have to do this and live in this world and live in this job
for another 30, 40 years?
I don't think I can do another couple.
It's ruined.
It's ruined.
Life is ruined.
It is.
Actually, I have a segment on that I want to do,
but the star of that segment isn't here today.
And I'm going to save it.
We'll do it live.
We'll do it in Houston.
I will debut it.
Get your tickets to Houston.
You're aware of it.
I texted you about it already.
But I screen recorded it, so we have it.
And what I want to tell them, come to houston just come to houston if you're in
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But, question.
If Gerard Butler's characters,
he plays in his movies,
so like Law-Abiding Citizen,
all the Fallen movies,
300, Geostorm, any of them.
So all the Gerard Butler characters
in a battle royale.
I love Danny Steele.
He's right up our alley.
He just knows what we're about.
This is an impossible question for you, I'd imagine.
I don't know that it is.
Oh really? You think there's a runaway?
It comes down to two, I think.
It's Mike from The Fall fallen, Mike Banning.
Okay.
I actually don't know if it's Bannon or Banning.
I think it's Banning.
I think it's Banning, too.
I can never tell by the pronunciation.
I think it's...
I think there's a...
Or Law Abiding Citizen.
I think it's Homeboy from 300.
Ah, fuck.
No.
Leonidas is getting his show fucking run, bro.
What?
I don't know.
I don't know if – so let's see.
So is it Banning or Bannon?
Banning, right?
Yeah, Banning.
Banning.
Okay.
So it's either Banning or it's my guy from Law Abiding Citizen.
And that's – I mean that's easy.
They'd give Leonidas the work.
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at the... We're not talking about who I want
to protect the president. We're not talking about who I want
to run a heist. We're talking
about just like fight to the death. We're
cutting out him playing a literal god, right?
Yeah.
But we're not cutting out him playing a literal
warrior from
the most notorious
warrior state that has ever
existed. That dude's a bitch. Still lost.
Yeah, that dude's a bitch.
That dude couldn't even beat the Persians.
And they're an extinct people.
300. There's only 300 of them.
He was in
007?
He must have been an extra or something.
I mean, that was 20 years ago.
He couldn't have been in
anything really. Couldn't have been a character. That's not i mean that was 20 years ago he couldn't have been in yeah anything really could have been a character i mean that's not 20 it's 30 years ago right no
it was the later one but yeah it's still in the 90s yeah you're right it's like 30 years ago um
yeah what was he in his 20s yeah he must have been i couldn't i bet if you watched it he'd
be unrecognizable he'd be so quick and so young. Yeah, he plays a leading seaman. Yeah.
How about Jay Nix tossing out a thirst trap a couple hours ago?
I did.
You see this?
Yeah, I saw it right after I made fun of her. And then how about her caption?
Dunno.
Sorry, dunno.
Corinthians 413.
I think Leonidas doesn't even – I don't think Leonidas makes it to the final four
I mean you haven't even given me a reason
You just keep saying that over and over again
Just because he gets his shit run
How?
He gets fucking killed
In hand to hand combat
You think that
Yes, yes
I think any secret service agent right now
Would kill Leonidas
Never mind a super
I think you're fucking insane
Do you know how much physical action those guys see?
None.
None.
Do you know how much they're trained for?
All of it.
They don't do it.
Leonidas fought every day of his life for survival.
The fact that you think Leonidas...
Bro, a fucking beat cop could run Leonidas' show.
Get lost.
That is insane.
Literally every single day of his life, he had to fight for survival with a fucking sword and shield.
Yes, it is.
They did some training on scarecrows and they went through a fucking shield.
Get the fuck out of here.
The city-state of Sparta was constantly fighting.
They were constantly at war and he was leading all of them.
You think that some guy with a little earpiece being like, the president's here.
Make sure that the fucking road's clear.
It's going to be tougher than that guy.
Suck my dick, you fucking –
Not the people who – not the Secret Service people who handle counterfeit.
Secret Service people who are like retired Marines, retired Navy, run Leonidas out of the fucking building.
Get the fuck out of here, dude.
They're old –
Den of Thieves, law-abidingiding Citizen and Mike Banning
are giving him the work quick fast
and then we can get on to
Bounty Hunter might beat all of them
Bounty Hunter might beat all of them
Dude from the Ugly Truth probably kicks the shit out of Leonidas
Crazy
Leonidas, bro, Google it
Leonidas was probably 5'5
That you might be true
Leonidas was 5'5", a buck 30.
Yeah, that might be very true.
5'6".
5'6", bro!
Leonidas wouldn't make it out of this room alive.
That part might be true, yeah.
Hand-to-hand combat.
Leonidas is not a top four.
Tough.
Hold on, this is a different Leonidas.
Oh.
Oh, wait.
He's a center forward.
Center forward?
What does that mean?
Oh, 6'2", motherfucker.
6'2"?
Well, in the weight.
No.
Wait.
Oh, not as portrayed by the 6'2 guy.
So now we need, what is the height and weight of the Greek king?
6'7", 240, motherfucker.
No, we're looking at.
That's a greek
basketball player
damn it
who knew there's so
many people named
leonidas
you know why
because they named
after him because
he's a fucking
gangster
dude leonidas was
just john in
ancient greece
the uh
yeah let's
i don't know
how big is he
i bet he wasn't
that big
it's all fucking
relative
from 5'7 to 5'10
it's all relative
it's all relative yeah he's 5'7 to 5'10. It's all relative. It's all relative.
Yeah, he's 5'7 to 5'10.
He's like their modern day,
he's like their day's fucking MMA fighter.
Sure. He's gonna get his ass
kicked by Mike Banning. You think that Mike Banning's gonna beat up
a fucking MMA savage right now? Yep.
No way. Yes, dude. No fucking way.
Leonidas, again, he's not a...
Mike Banning is nothing but a reckless asshole
with a gun. That's it. He doesn't make it to the Final Four.
Mike Banning, take away Mike Banning's guns.
He ain't shit, bro.
Please, dude.
He's talking about a knife.
Maybe you got an argument.
But Mike Banning will run a knife through your head.
He's such a fucking chump, too.
It's like, what kind of a fucking loser is willing to die for the president?
Let's talk about that.
Put my life on the line for that dickhead?
Fuck you.
That guy sucks.
The machine gun preacher.
How is Gerard Butler not on this show yet come on dude it is there's nobody else in the world who gives him this much play all of this had to do
like fuck when this first came up i had something i wanted to say
dementia dude i'm telling you we're gonna die soon there is fuck next voicemail wait what was
what was his voicemail because it was right after the voicemail
I was like oh I had something to say about that
it was uh
if you're gonna do
OnlyFans with Alex
yeah
and then he said
if there was a battle royale
who would win
that was it
that was it
that was it
you should take up that offer though
there god damn it dude
you have permission to quit this show
and go be an OnlyFans star
with Alex Cole if you want to
I would totally understand
The
I get awkward when that comes
How do you respond to
I would too
The problem is it's not a joke
It's very very serious
This poor star wants to fuck you and you can get paid to do it
Pretty cool
I'd rather argue about Mike Banning please and that's what twitter is it's
people who are offered sex and they said can i argue about dumb shit instead yep kfc fights nick
jackie pavs long time listener was uh eating drive-thru mcdonald's on the highway today
girlfriend and i were debating do you think there have been more McDonald's French fries
dropped between the crevice of the center council
and the two front seats,
or the total number of Jews that died in the Holocaust?
For reference, I believe there was about 7 million Jews
that died in the Holocaust.
So I think there's been more than 7 million French fries
dropped between that center council.
Viva.
Bro.
Never.
Did you guys know that was coming? No.
Did you?
Never in a billion years
did I see Holocaust coming. Bravo. I thought never in a billion years
did I see Holocaust coming.
Bravo.
You guys
you got your fucking food sitting there
right?
Get the cup holder.
Get the bag. You got the McChicken.
Oh a fry went down.
No wonder.
You think we lost more fries
or Arries in the 40s
like how is that babe you know what that's a good question i've been thinking about this
that just rang a bell in my head jews in the holocaust had a tough go on
what did you think he was gonna say i thought I thought he was going to say how many... Or cell phones dropped.
Right, right.
It's always these things, like, you know, or like...
Was it french fries dropped or cell phones dropped?
Not fucking french fries or human beings turned to ash.
Jesus! Jesus Christ
dude
that is
turned to ash
oh my god
we might legit get in trouble for this one
why?
we didn't say
no but we're just laughing so hard.
It's unbelievably funny.
Dude, the way he delivered that is.
Dude, nothing gets edited.
This is unbelievably funny.
No, no, no.
This is all standard.
This is definitely standard.
The Pirate Water logo might not be on this one.
Yeah, yeah.
Put that on the Gerard Butler debate.
The way he just said it.
So, or Jews in the Holocaust.
In fact, that's what Walt Disney based the French fry on.
He always had Holocaust on the brain.
And he was like...
Walt was like, look, those guys were doing some good things.
I'd like to leave a similar mark on the world.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
He was big into human genetics.
I mean, to answer the question.
I can't think of a joke.
To answer the question,
I don't think we're touching...
No, it's French fries.
It's for sure French fries.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's for sure.
For sure it's French fries. It's for sure. For sure it's french fries.
It's a hundred million
servings.
It's billions and billions served.
But then you've got to think of
if there's a billion, let's call it
one billion for sake.
Every fry has
let's call it from a small
to a large, let's call it
at least average 30 fries
right?
oh
way more than that
I was going to say 100
in a
like a small is like
fucking 10
oh you were saying
an average
yeah yeah
but then
you know
you got to find out
how many people
drove through
really
not how many people
got served
dude I think
this is only a debate
if we're
talking about a single mcdonald's location if we're talking about the mcdonald's in the world
it's you think there's been six million fries from one location spilled in the car yes yeah
yeah yeah i'm not saying you're wrong i'm just i'm just trying to lay it out here like depending From one location spilled in the car. Yes! Yeah? Yeah. Yeah?
I'm not saying you're wrong.
I'm just trying to lay it out here.
Depending on how long that establishment has been there?
Yeah!
When I drive home, I'll be honest.
I have not spilled french fries in my car the last 20 times I've gone to McDonald's.
I haven't gone to McDonald's in a car in probably 10 years. Well, so now we're making cases for the Jews, okay?
But then...
I get what he's saying.
It's a thing.
You're reaching.
You drop a couple here and there.
I'm not saying it can't happen.
Oh, I think if I were to go to McDonald's right now and get a bag of – get an order, I'm solo.
I'm alone.
I'm not with Bay in the car.
Right.
I'm not with fucking – what was Hitler's girlfriend's name?
Eva Braun.
Yeah, Eva Braun's not riding shotgun with me.
I'm just going alone.
So I get my bag of food, put it in the passenger seat, of course, put a seatbelt on it because that's going to get the thing going.
Naturally.
And then I start reaching over eating my fries.
You're dropping a couple.
Oh, baby 10.
10, 20.
Yeah, yeah.
Then you're going down.
Bro, if I –
And they're not all going right between the crack.
If we're –
Yeah, if it has to be between the console.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If we're going through that crack, three.
One or two, yeah.
But then a million people do that like every year or whatever and then it adds up.
If we're talking about a McDonald's location
that's been there for 10 years,
there's one in Fall River, Massachusetts
that has been there my entire life.
It's right off Ellsbury Street, off by 24 Rotary.
That thing is the Auschwitz of McDonald's.
Dude, if I could take a men in black mind eraser just to be able to experience
that guy saying six million jews in the holocaust again i would do it just for reference if i could
you've never heard of history who's got six to seven million jews If I could live – I think we've done a question before.
Like if you were Drew Barrymore in 51st Dates, what day would you want to live over and over again?
I think I would be forced to pick this day just to relive the reveal that his other side of the hypothetical was the Holocaust.
It was that good of a moment.
If you're listening, today's been a
grind. Kevin and I have been talking non-stop
for seven hours. The last
thing I wanted to do was voicemails
and this proved to be well worth it.
Well, well worth it.
Automatic first ballot
voicemail hall of fame. We'll be talking about this one for
a decade to come. Remember the McDonald's?
We'll be debating this in Houston.
This will be in Houston, Dallas, Austin.
The graphics that I'm going to make Nick whip up for this one, man.
Oh, you're going to have to do some arches and some gas chambers.
We'll do Nuggets versus 9-11.
God damn.
What do you think people say is more underrated?
Dunkin' Donuts, hash browns, or 9-11?
It's Cameron on KC Radio.
It's the playoffs.
The Boston Bruins are up 3-1.
They will be up 4-1, a.k.a. win the series on Wednesday,
which means that you have time to get your gear in order for
round two
gentlemen's soup is what we call it
we got pasta shirts
we got McAvoy shirts
we got the brush shirts I don't think I can say any of these names
because they're not technically their shirts
but we got all kinds of Boston Bruins gear
Celtics are in the playoffs
I don't know if you're a New York gear. Celtics are in the playoffs. I don't know.
If you're a New York listener, all your teams are in the playoffs too.
Until they run into a Boston team, that is.
So go get the coolest gear.
The coolest.
It genuinely is.
Sometimes I get so annoyed making this stuff where I'm like, I put in effort and try and try and make cool things.
And other times it's just easier to just be like, Boston hockey.
But I don't know. Whatever. I like to work on it. just easier to just be like Boston hockey. But I don't know.
Whatever.
I like to work on it.
I like to try.
I'd love you to go buy it if you are, I don't know,
in the mood to wear shirts from the winning team
because they're going to win the Stanley Cup championship.
Stanley Cup final.
I don't know why I said championship.
Whatever.
So why settle for basic when you can stand out with Barstool Sports?
That's a tagline I had to say. Anyway,
go to store.barstoolsports.com.
Looking sharp, man.
Thank you for coming.
Come on, man. Cut it out, man. I appreciate you guys.
Shut up!
I'm real corporate right now.
Let it loose, dude.
Fuck out of here.
Alright, well now that we got that
out of the way, man. I'm John, by the way. What's up, dude? Kevin. Nice to meet you. Nice'm just a real drill. All right. Well, now that we got that out of the way, man.
What's up?
I'm John, by the way.
What's up, dude?
Kevin.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, man.
Don't forget your hard out.
Two o'clock.
I got it.
He's a busy man.
Real life hard out.
Yes.
Real life hard out.
I got you.
I got you.
We good over there?
Yeah.
Dude, you, it's a big deal for me, man.
I was just saying, like, I don't usually get nervous for interviews, but, I mean, I grew up listening to your music.
And, like, you know, having you kind of reemerge in this, in the world of, like, sports media and talk and all that shit is wild.
Yeah, man.
And like I said, first of all, thanks for having me.
Dude, stop saying that.
I didn't know what he was rolling the first time.
I appreciate it.
All right, I didn't know if we were rolling either
So I want to say you guys both smell unbelievable
This really smells like a locker room
It smells great in here right now
I appreciate it
But yeah thanks for being a fan as well
Yeah man
So like what was the
I mean I just remembered a couple weeks ago
All of a sudden I started hearing about the Mario Chalmers shit
But I was like where did he say this?
Like what is that?
And I come to realize like you and Mace have this new show,
like full-blown studio show.
How does that come about?
Well, I had this idea for a minute.
They've been stepping to me for years, do a podcast, Kim, do a podcast.
And I'm like, I don't want to have to talk to people for a living.
Like, I don't really want to have to be a job.
Like, I admire you guys.
Like, if I don't want to talk, so a job. I admire you guys.
If I don't want to talk,
so for years I've been turning down podcasts, reality shows,
all type of shit that I don't really want to do.
So I love sports, and I was saying to myself about a year ago,
I'm like, everybody has these podcasts,
but what if you get a professional setting and it meets the barbershop?
So that's what I was thinking for like a year.
I'm like, professional setting, turn it on, it looks good.
Niggas are wearing suits and all that shit.
But we talking like we in the barbershop or on the block or in the gambling spot.
Anywhere that, you know, in urban America, niggas talk shit about sports.
So I was like, fuck it. So I ended up putting some money up, funding everything myself.
Me and Mace ended up, you know, being friends. We was on the outs for like 15, 16, fuck it. So I ended up putting some money up, funding everything myself. Me and Mace ended up, you know, being friends.
We was on the outs for like 15, 16, 17 years.
You guys kind of reconciled a few years ago, right?
Not even a few years ago.
Like, honestly, like August.
Oh, wait, really?
Yeah.
Was it because of this?
Like, or once you got good, it was like, let's do a show.
No, what happened was, was You know He did another podcast
Million Dollars Worth of Game
Shout out to Gilly
Wallo
Basically he got on there
And he was
You know
Cause we've been
A little feuding
But we never seen each other
Little songs here and there
Never was no physical shit
So he was like
You know one person
I miss is Cam
And if I
You know he did a
He did a diss record
Towards me
He's like
I didn't want to do that But but I had to do it to him.
Yeah, yeah.
He explained himself well, though.
Yeah, no, it was genuine.
Is that how you saw it?
So Mace went on Million Dollars Worth of Game and said when he got money,
he felt like that's when it all fell apart.
And his side of the story was like, I might have been flashy,
but I really didn't make all that money yet.
And a lot of people thought that I did and that I wasn't being generous.
Is that how you saw it?
Yeah, I thought he was real genuine.
So we had a mutual friend.
Shout out to Sham God.
He's from my neighborhood.
So I called Sham.
I was like, tell me someone speaks to him.
I love the nigga.
So we spoke, you know, and then we were supposed to do a tour.
It didn't work out.
And we just stayed in contact.
And then I know he knows sports.
He's always calling me about sports and
I was like yo you want to co-host this shit
and see how it works out and that's how it came about
so you guys just shooting the shit like you would just
you know hop on the phone but you see you know
you see LeBron last night you see whatever
the thing about it is we gonna do it anyway
it's gonna happen anyway
it ain't like we're not gonna
yo you seen what just happened or you in the house
with your friends or whoever yo yo, my nigga, that's
going to happen regardless. So if we could
capture it and make it make sense.
Press record, make some money off of it.
Yeah. Dude, I actually,
I'm glad you brought up the barbershop because
I recently went to a barbershop for my first
time. Wow. In your life?
If you can see this hair, this hair, this kid's cutting
a salon, Ken.
A salon hair like like, okay.
And it was exactly like that.
It was like, I was in Massachusetts.
I was home from my nephew's baptism.
And I had to get my beard trimmed because I looked homeless.
And I was like, yeah, I live in New York.
They're like, oh, you're from New York?
And we started arguing right away.
I was like, oh, this is fucking sick. I They're like, oh, you're from New York? And we started arguing right away. Right. I was like, oh, this is fucking sick.
I should do more of this rather than having ladies trim my hair.
The Italian barbershop I used to go to, I feel like you can have, you know, there's different barbershops.
There's a different, you know, barbershop for the black guys, barbershop for the white guys, the salon.
The Italian guys I used to go to, just always talking in Italian, you know.
But you could tell it was the same exact shit.
You know what I mean?
It's like, I don't know what they were saying, but it's the same everywhere. Right. That setting, you know? Right. But you could tell it was the same exact shit. You know what I mean? It's like, I don't know what they were saying,
but it's the same everywhere.
Right.
That setting, you know?
Exactly.
So you guys...
Well, even if you look, sorry to cut you off,
but like, you know, it's more like set up,
but like even LeBron's shit is a barbershop.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, they set it up, you know, it's not...
It looks pretty or whatever, but it's...
Yeah, you know, it's a little...
It's not a barbershop, barbershop.
Jon Stewart's there. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Exactly. pretty or whatever but it's you know it's a little it's not a barbershop barbershop like john stewart exactly exactly so but they felt the reason to make it that setting because that's where
all the shit talking goes on but so it feels like you were i mean you've acted before right a few
movies we were just talking about um some of the vlogs that you like basically early vlogs where
you like you were on camera doing funny shit, letting people in, like, letting people see things, like, kind of ahead of the curve on all that, you know?
Right.
I don't know if you were just doing it to do it.
Like, it wasn't, you're not building a show or whatever at that point, but you were just like, let me put some shit out there that's.
I'm just, to be honest with you, as far as you mean, like, with social media?
Yeah, I mean, it was, like, a lot of that shit.
The Walgreens one.
Okay.
Was there glue involved in that?
What you talking about when the girl had the mayonnaise in her ass?
Yeah.
Nah.
Yo, what is sex?
Are you talking about the one where the girl had the mayonnaise in her ass?
Nah.
If you haven't seen it, it's Cam in a fucking Walgreens with these chicks,
and they're stealing shit or you know putting shit up her ass
like in between her ass cheeks
and she puts a bottle
of fucking
Miracle Whip
not Helmet
Miracle Whip
in her ass cheeks
and shit's stuck in there man
yeah yeah
there was no glue involved
dude when she runs
at the end
she had like a Pepsi
at the end I think
and she runs
and she starts breaking
I was like how the fuck
is that not falling out
see the thing about it
I've been in them
strip clubs early.
You know, all these tricks going on now ain't new.
Y'all just catching up, man.
That be going on a long time ago.
But no glue.
That was straightly her ass muscles.
If she was eight months pregnant, her baby would have fallen out.
And that fucking Pepsi thing stayed in there.
Yeah, she was good.
Girls are putting bottles in their ass and pouring drinks now.
You ever seen that?
I've seen it poured the reverse way.
I've seen the drink poured in.
No, a girl has a bottle in their ass,
and she'll serve you a drink at your table with the bottle in her ass.
Basically, her ass is just her hands pouring the drink.
Like a bottle of liquor?
Yes, a bottle of liquor.
That's what's going on in there.
I got to go to the strip club.
We just got back from Amsterdam.
Okay.
We went to a place called the Banana Room.
Where they, yeah.
Yo, bro, there's a lot of paws.
There was a lot of paws in Amsterdam.
Everywhere you look, bro.
So she puts the banana in her pussy.
She peels it halfway, puts the peeled half in,
and then you got to take a bite out of the banana, like, in her pussy. Right peels it halfway, puts the peeled half in, and then you've got to take a bite out of the banana
in her pussy.
Pause. I'm not taking a bite
out of a banana from nobody.
I was on potassium that night.
First of all, if I
eat a banana, I slice it up.
You don't even put it...
No, I slice it up.
How many
paws per episode do you think you get?
We're calming down now.
Yeah, the first like three.
Mason even said, he was like, I can't even talk.
Everything I say is paws.
It's that petty.
That's what I'm saying.
It's that petty.
But we're starting to calm down.
But that just lets you know it's like all natural shit.
Because we would do that anyway.
That's what I'm saying.
It also, like real quick, it gave the show. Like when we were talking about the show, it was like everyone talked about paws. That's what I'm saying. It also, real quick, it gave the show,
when we were talking about the show,
it was like everyone talked about Paws.
It was your guy's thing now.
It differentiates you from other.
What about, man, so I started Googling shit,
and I found a old, I can't believe I've never seen this before,
you on Comedy Central as Mr. Cupid or whatever, Cupid.
That skit, Ricky Velez was in it and a couple other comedians
that shit was hilarious man
that was like some Chappelle's shit
like skit level, I mean that was funny
Comedy Central, I worked on that show
for, I did like 8-9
episodes on that show, you know what I'm saying
I don't want to disrespect the guy
whose show it was
because he's a big deal he's a big deal.
He's a big deal.
But that was something.
So moral story is kind of like what you guys said.
So the internet is my playground.
So you got niggas right now who came up off the net.
Like, if I don't get this many likes,
I'm going to panic.
Why didn't, yo, nobody's liking this video.
Because their come up is off social media
or YouTube or anything internet related.
I didn't come up off the internet
and I was good before the internet.
So the internet to me is just nothing but extra.
It's a tool.
Yeah, like I'm still good at what I've done.
So when the internet comes
around i'm like oh this shit is just fun or whatever i don't give a fuck i post whatever
i want to post i'm not trying to make a dollar off it and then people like yo this shit's craig
kim you should do this and do that and i'm like i didn't even try i just this was just a random
thought because sometime i'll post it and move on in five minutes i'm like oh shit i forgot i
posted that's why it works though yeah if the people who care too much and try too
hard, it doesn't work. Right.
You're just actually busting balls, talking shit,
whatever. You just use it that way. I'm not
ever busting balls.
I'm going to try to throw you as many
pauses. I want you to say
it every single time. Listen, I know it's Italian
shit, but I know it's Italian.
Don't call him Italian. Fuck that.
I'll pause on that. We don't do Italians here, man. I'm not in that bar't know don't call them italians oh fuck that i'll pause on that
we don't do italians here man i'm not in that barbershop anymore
the answer to your question the show it was um they reached out to me and they had a bunch of
different roles that they thought would be funny it's not just that cupid thing it was a bunch of
different shit i was saying on one day and you know it was a lot of different shit I was Santa one day It was a lot of joint drinks I did But they reached out because of shit that I'd just done
Were you always naturally
I think that actually
Rap and comedy I think kind of go hand in hand
Because when you think about it
A lot of your shit
A lot of it's funny
A lot of it's actually humor
Comedians do their act
And you guys just kind of do it in music and rhyme form.
But it's all about jokes, really, at the end of the day.
So were you always known as a funny dude who...
To be honest, growing up, I really wasn't funny because I come from a serious neighborhood.
You know what I'm saying?
But at the same time, you got to know how to snap and talk shit to each other because you'll get eaten alive
if you don't like i come from a harsh like and i'm talking about not even playing shit like yo
your mom just bought crack for me yesterday don't talk to me like that type of shit that type of
crew but it'd be real but it's like yo it's like because i'm that one's over
someone and they say your mom just bought crack from you-
Yo, I'm serious.
That type of shit, though, because I explain to people who ain't grow up, and I'm like,
looking back at it, it was normal, but I'm like, yo, niggas would say some really harsh
shit to each other.
I'm talking about harsh.
I'm just like, well, I just told you it wasn't a made-up story.
I'm just trying to tell you it's that level type of shit.
So you got to be funny
and you got to,
you know,
at the same time
it's serious shit.
So with me,
I really think that it's like,
I'm just going to say
what's really going on
that you don't want to say
and say it the way I'm saying it
and niggas will be like,
oh, that nigga Cam is crazy.
But my thing is,
how am I crazy
for saying some shit
that you did?
You know what I'm saying?
Niggas will make you say you crazy because you're talking about some shit that they did.
You know what I mean?
That's a great point.
It's a fact.
That happens around here a lot with martial arts.
You can't say that they did that.
What the fuck?
He fucking said it, dude.
I'll tell you something.
Saying what other people are afraid to say or won't say, it makes people uncomfortable,
dude. It's like a superpower if you're willing to just fucking say it and tell it like it is you have the upper hand you're in control you're funny everybody knows already
you're not you're not outing anybody or snitching or whatever it's just like i'm just talking about
it we all know it i'm gonna say it but all day like oh he said it yeah but you know
that you're so right man there's so many things in life where i'm like fucking why don't we just
talk about this why are we protecting somebody or whatever it's you fucked up or you did it and
it's out there yeah but we ought to be quiet about it it's so true man um so i want to talk
about a couple of the classic moments um Particularly, I feel like there's a lot of people out there who use the YouMad meme
and probably don't even know the back story or the video, right?
Yeah.
Because to me, that's one of the all-time classic internet videos, videos period.
How does something like that even come about?
Because you also, I mean, I feel you were on Katie Cour couric you were anderson cooper bill o'reilly like you don't see a lot of rappers you know on those shows and doing
those things but you're on a lot of them right is that something you like wanted to do or dame dash
set that up or yeah well at the time i was at rockefeller so you know they had a great publicist
at the time and a lot of those opportunities were presented but people are scared to take the
opportunity so particularly with the you mad bill o'reilly situation there's like you want to go on
bill o'reilly i'm like i don't know who bill o'reilly is now who is that not really and they're
like i don't know i don't remember if it was um msnbc or cnn whatever channel he was on intrigued me. And I was like, CNN? Back.
I don't want to go on CNN, nigga.
They're like, yo, Kim's an asshole.
I'm telling you this.
So they're trying to give me all this information.
Now, mind you, there's no internet,
so it ain't like I could just go look him up at the time.
So I'm like, I don't give a fuck.
I'm me, so I don't care when I go up there.
But, you know, the whole staff at Rockefeller
at the time
is trying to warn me,
okay,
Kim,
I say,
y'all not really
giving a fuck.
Yo,
when you go on
someone's show
that's big,
but you don't know
that they're big
or important,
it's the best.
Yeah.
I don't give a fuck
about you.
I'm not going to
play by the rules.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm not going to
change myself for you.
I don't even know
who you are.
So now they're just
trying to prep me
and now I'm like,
extra like,
okay,
he's an asshole, so whatever, I'm ready for this. So basically't even know who you are. So now they're just trying to prep me and now I'm like extra like okay he's an asshole so
whatever I'm ready for this. So basically
we get up there and the first thing
he says is Cameron who's
known for rhyming about pimps and hoes
and all this. Pimping bitches.
Yeah about pimping bitches.
So I was like bet it's on.
From the jump. And that's how that
all came about. Soon as they
prepped me. Soon as he said Cameron rhyming about pimping soon as they prepped me, as soon as he said Cam'ron
rapping about pimping bitches,
I said, yeah, we're going to have a good time.
Yo, I just rewatched
it. You guys actually kept you cool
for a little while. I give you credit for
even trying to be... No, we kept our cool the whole time
because I've never got mad. What happened
is this. So this is what also
happened. Because I never got mad. That shit was
all, I don't give a fuck. Because the principal,
he was telling me that
rap music had too much influence
on his kids. And I'm like, I dig
it, but that means they got to check out what's at
home.
I'm not saying music doesn't influence, but
you got to see what's going on at home.
You're in school six, seven hours a day.
Y'all have an effect on the kids. So yada, yada, yada.
More of the story is I didn't, I lied.
If you look, only time I got loud was him because he tried to cut me off.
I said, no, you shut up.
It's my go.
But the thing that was funny is, let me tell you this part.
So I'm poster going by myself.
So I heard Dane was on before that, and he didn't like, you know, Dame is real arrogant.
I don't know.
I didn't see the episode to where he feel he didn't get the best of Bill O'Reilly or whatever.
So I remember being in the office, and Dame is like, he comes in the office like,
yo, you going on Bill O'Reilly with tomorrow?
I'm like, yeah, that's what they said.
Some nigga named Bill O'Reilly.
I'm going to mall so so dame is like i don't know if you're ready for him by yourself i'm going with you
no no i'm definitely going with you because you don't know this type of guy and i'm like
all right whatever let's go so that's how dame ended up even coming on the show as well that is
that is that time moment that was like kind of the original, almost like crying Jordan,
where it was like, you can't beat it.
You just tell him, dude, you're mad.
And then you can't fight back.
No, I'm not.
No, I'm not.
Oh, yeah.
Exactly.
What was the, I mean, I guess some of it came to light,
but you had some dirt on him?
Was it all that shit that? No, you know, like I said, I didn some of it came to light, but you had some dirt on him? Was it all that shit that...
No, you know, like I said, I didn't know the guy.
So what happened is my publicist is telling me all this shit.
Like, if he get crazy, say this.
The good publicist.
Yeah.
You ready to go to war.
Yeah, so she was telling me all this shit.
Like, if he say something, you got this, you got this.
So I had all this information of shit that he supposedly did,
whether he did it or not, whatever.
But I had it in my bra.
I didn't even have to use it.
But they fed me that information.
That's why I was like, yeah, I got some info on you
if I need to dig up some dirt on you right now.
Cam had the sexual harassment stuff.
Yo, I was going to say.
20 years early?
Yeah.
You could have broke that news decades earlier.
Whatever it was, I didn't even get a chance to use it
because I was just having too much fun.
I didn't even need the information.
What jersey were you in?
I know it was a jazz jersey.
Yeah, I was in a jazz jersey.
Do you remember who it was?
I actually looked up the roster who was on it then.
I couldn't figure out who it could have been.
I don't remember either.
I was guessing Andre Karolinko.
I don't know if I have 40.
I don't know.
I'm not even sure.
AK-47?
Yeah, that's my guy.
The other, like, famous, infamous interview I remember was Anderson Cooper asking about if you would call the police on a serial killer.
Yeah.
When you just said, I would just move.
Yeah.
I don't want to live near a serial killer.
I'm just moving.
Yeah.
Classic.
They edited a lot of that shit out, though.
Because what I was saying is also, you know, basically, so we can tap on that for a minute.
You know, they were talking about, because like I said, they edited a lot out.
They were talking about serial killers and just basically the snitching shit.
And I was like, look, what I said that didn't make the show is, look, even if somebody tells, right, you're putting the urban society.
I'm giving it from an urban society.
You get an informant, you get them to tell because they tell that doesn't mean that the person that they're telling on is going to get convicted.
Now the person doesn't get convicted and you're back in the same community with the person you told on.
So why should somebody tell if it's not a guarantee this person's going to jail and now you got to be back in the same community not only with him or her but with all the other people
calling you a snitch and it didn't even work yeah they didn't put all that shit in there
let me ask you this too though because a part of your answer was also you're saying you know my
audience and the people who buy my records you said you, you know, on a bad day I go gold, on a good day I'm selling two million, you know.
And they, my audience wants to, like, they don't want to see me do that.
They're the type of people who, you know, live by that code or whatever.
Do you think, do you really believe that in a sense?
Like, you think it actually affects record sales or whether people like your music,
if something like that would happen?
I don't know, but today is a whole other story.
Back then it was a big thing.
There's a lot of people in rap who talk
the talk and don't necessarily walk the walk.
You've got to realize where I'm from.
I'm just from a different era.
I was just having this conversation with a couple
friends of mine.
Allegedly,
all these CEOs in the 90s
were drug dealers.
Allegedly,
Master P was a drug dealer.
Allegedly,
Baby was a drug dealer.
Allegedly,
Jay-Z and Dame Dash were drug dealers.
Allegedly,
the people who started
Rough Riders
were drug dealers.
Allegedly.
Those are the people
who was finding the artists
in the hood.
So,
we,
you know,
I'm at that age
where those were
older guys to me too.
So,
if they're putting you
under their wing and these are former drug dealers, supposedly,
why would you even take that culture, the culture that they're living, talking about selling drugs, to make a better life?
You got to realize, you know, just because you sell drugs doesn't mean you're not trying to do something better.
That's just the opportunity that's presented in front of you.
So all these people have done something better.
Why would you take snitching into that culture?
Today it's a totally different thing.
So that's how I was kind of raised and how I saw things.
So that's perfect.
Absolutely.
When you were playing ball when you were coming up,
I feel like on Sex, Drugs, and Entertainment,
you were pretty open about how you thought you fucked up your going to school in Texas, right?
Absolutely.
You look back on that and wish you did things differently?
To be honest, no, because my basketball career would have been over.
Right, right.
It would have been over a long time ago.
It's like I regret that I did something a certain way,
but I'm happy it happened because a lot more doors opened.
To be honest with you, I'm happy that shit happened
because the timing couldn't have been any better.
Like, you know, my first year I redshirted because I tore all the ligaments in my ankle.
In Texas?
University of Texas?
No, I was supposed to go to University of Miami.
I didn't go back to school, so they sent me to JUCO in Texas, Navarro Junior College,
and Corsican in Texas, but I tore my ligaments.
So I had too much time on my hands.
You know, I wasn't playing ball.
I redshirted, et cetera, so I ended up getting kicked out.
But when I came home, Mace is a year older than me,
and he was in the process of almost getting the deal.
Not almost, but, you know, like a year later, getting the deal,
and I ran around with him just trying to make sure his shit was good
and making sure his shit was right
and learning and so on and so forth so we caught a time period where it was like perfect because
i got kicked out of school i'm like what the fuck i'm gonna do for like six months mace almost gets
a deal so i'm staying with him till he gets his deal you know i'm saying and then it worked out
for me yeah i think that's i think that's pretty smart. I don't think it worked out right.
The whole shit is I tried to go to school in New York afterwards.
I tried to say, okay, let me at least get the rest of this semester
in Monroe College in the Bronx.
I never made it to the train station.
Between my building and the train station, I know too many niggas.
I stop here, I talk to this nigga 20 minutes.
Next block, I stop here, I'm talking to this nigga for another 15 minutes. I stop, then
I gotta walk five avenues to the train.
I ain't got no, this broke can
walk to the train, go to school.
So by the time I get to the train station, I'm supposed to have been
in class. Now I'm like, fuck the whole
day. I tried
though. But it worked out, basically.
If you had
played out your career, how do you think it would have
gone? You think it would have gone?
Let's just say everything works out perfectly.
Your injury doesn't happen or you heal, whatever.
You get back to Miami.
Where do you think you end up?
I wouldn't have been good.
You were all-American in high school, right?
Yeah, I was 15-year-old American. It's a big jump.
People are like, oh, he could have made the league.
I'm not going to underestimate myself, underestimate myself but you gotta realize this right and when you're in
i never as much as i played basketball i never really understood basketball until i stopped
playing basketball because i've been playing basketball since i'm six years old seven years old
so my heart always been in it once you're out of it and you're financially stable doing something else and you could really enjoy basketball because you're not so emotionally
involved because even if you're not playing and your friends is playing you're like
this nigga in north carolina i'll bust his ass you know i gave him the scholarship you're still mad
yeah you're still emotionally involved when you when i stopped playing basketball i was like yo
man just this and I really got to realize
I graduated
I would have graduated in 1998
if I did four years of college
think about the 96 draft class
I can't fuck with none of that
that era man
the 98 all star game
even Steph
he's in that shit and I played against
Steph I did well every time I played against stuff but stuff got better and better and better
like i'm i can't fuck with nobody in the 96 draft class in the in the lottery no i wouldn't have
been that good yeah that's that's still pretty good i was gonna say that's not even fair no but
what i'm saying is no but what i'm saying is you got to put that time frame. During my time frame, I would have been in college.
Okay, so how about this?
Do you think there is a time frame that you would have made the league?
I could play today if I was young enough because you don't have a foul.
That's what I mean.
So if you were 22, 23 right now.
I don't even want to say it now because kids, the game done caught up.
Now you could go on YouTube and see what this person.
Nobody really got an advantage.
Like, you know,
sometimes,
you do a move,
or this move,
or whatever,
only person who got the advantage
in the world is Kyrie.
Nobody still don't know
what the fuck he gonna do
when he's dribbling.
But,
the thing is that,
every,
you can see with this move,
when you got this trainer,
or you got this camp,
or you got this person.
It's so advanced now.
It's so advanced,
so I don't wanna even say today,
only reason I said today is because, you know, there's no hand checking.
There's no foreman when it's defensive.
You know, basically if you touch somebody, you're going to get fouled.
And I'm used to even having to play through all that contact.
Do you still play?
No, not like I used to.
It's not worth it now, man.
You just reached a point where even if you're still in shape, it's not worth it.
It's cool to shoot around, but like tournaments and shit?
Nah, like 21 years.
You know, shit like that.
So with this shit with Mace, like you guys decide to do this show.
Are you thinking like this is going to be, you know, for fun? We're going to fuck around? You're thinking like, is gonna be a you know for fun we're gonna fuck
around you're thinking like yo we could have a career doing this like did it start thinking
about like we're gonna make a business we're gonna sell ads we're gonna do money or was it
really just like we're just gonna fuck around have a good time just fuck around yeah just
fuck around again that's when it works when you don't need it you don't you're not gonna play by
the rules just like whatever let's have a good time here. Yeah, this was just all fucking around shit.
I love the video you had,
I think it was on Instagram stories,
where,
you know,
I guess you started
to say some shit
and people were saying
you were going
to get canceled.
Right.
And Cam was like,
you can't cancel someone
who canceled themselves.
Like,
I walked away from rap
when my mom got sick.
Like,
I was selling millions
of records
and I just walked away.
Mace went seven times platinum and then decided to become a pastor. We canceled ourselves. from rap when my mom got sick like i i was selling millions of records and i just walked away mace
mace went seven times platinum and then decided to become a pastor we canceled ourselves you cannot
cancel us if we do it to ourselves that's a fact but all that's all that's truth like
when you you're just dealing with some harlem niggas man you know niggas just don't give a
fuck we always gonna find a plan to get some bread you know i'm saying so what happened was
it wasn't really, you know,
I'm not even about to say this, it wasn't really about,
so you can't see the live when you repost it on my page.
We was on live and somebody was like,
y'all show too good, it's going to get canceled.
So I was responding to what somebody said on the live.
It was you, you, Mace, and Jim Jones grew up together, right?
No.
So basically I'm from the west side, Mace is from the west side, and me and Mace, we didn't Jones grew up together, right? No. No, I'm just kidding. So basically, I'm from the west side.
Mace is from the west side.
And me and Mace, we didn't actually grow up together.
We're from different blocks.
We played basketball with each other.
And then we went to high school together.
So when we were about 14 years old, 15, we got cool.
That's a long history, man.
Yeah.
And you know what's crazy? When you say grow up together, 14 from up is kind of growing up together.
But we kind of like adults at seven.
So it's like you're seven years old.
You got no other niggas.
You outside and shit.
So yeah, since high school, I've been cool with Mace.
And what happened with Jim is Jim is from the east side.
And my grandmother lived on the east side.
So like on the weekends, you go see your grandmother.
Jim would go see his grandmother.
So me and Jim knew each other.
And we didn't really hang out.
But we definitely knew each other. We would go play basketball grandmother so me and jim knew each other and we didn't really hang out but we definitely knew each other we were gonna play basketball
on the rec and hang out and shit so we was cool with each other as well it's it's weird it's funny
as a fan to watch hip-hop get older because it really is still to this day still a pretty new
genre you know especially when you guys first started and you know either because people you
know die or their career gets cut down or whatever,
you didn't really see many people make it to an older age.
Right.
So now to see you guys finding other avenues and other ways to do shit,
it's like what – because when you're rapping and it's like you're talking to your party and your boys,
all that shit, it's like what are you going to do when you're 40?
What are you going to do when you're 50, 60?
So to see certain people trying to do comedy,
people doing acting, and even something like this,
it's, I mean, applying what you guys do in rap
to something like this.
The whole shit is this, but look,
I'm just giving you an example.
The streaming, bro, is still crazy
because now you can stream and young niggas
still not saying they ain't fucking with it,
they fucking with it.
They still learning what's going on.
Like Zion the other day was like,
my favorite album ever is Ready to Die.
Like what, Biggie?
Zion?
Whatever.
But niggas could go back and listen to shit.
You know what I'm saying?
So that's always there.
Like all this shit is extra.
You know what I'm saying?
Like you said, when you can have fun and do whatever, it's cool.
What I've always said, like right now I'm on tour.
You know, shout out to Legend of the Street Tour.
We do arenas.
Me, Jadakiss, Young Jeezy, Rick Ross, 2 Chainz, Trina, anybody I'm forgetting, I'm sorry.
But the point is, it's all arena shows.
So as you get older, your fans are getting older as well.
And older, they get some money too, man.
So they're getting older as well.
Like nobody ever, you know, because it's rap, it's like, oh, they're doing an too, man. So they're getting older as well. Like nobody ever,
you know,
because it's rap,
it's like,
oh, they're doing a reno,
whatever.
How old is Bruce Springsteen?
73.
Is he on tour?
He's going to be on tour?
I know that cons tweet
the other day.
Okay.
73, bro.
You knew that off the bat.
I'm not anti-Bruce.
I'm just not that big
a Bruce fan.
The crazy shit
that the question
was rhetorical,
but okay.
I just meant that he was old, dude.
He was born on April 17th.
I'm actually not from right now.
No, but what I'm saying is he's still touring.
Yeah, you can do this.
Exactly.
I feel like now, you know,
with the internet,
you can still connect to everybody. You don't need to have a label who's pushing, you know, with the internet, you can still connect to everybody.
You don't need to have a label who's pushing you.
You know, all that shit.
It's just like direct to fans.
I feel like you and Dipset in general don't necessarily get the credit for –
I feel like you guys influence the game a lot more than people might think.
Do you think – would you agree with that? Like, I mean, I think the mark you left on it
and kind of how you changed it
is not spoken about enough.
I think that, like, our music is younger,
but I think the generation that's, like, right under us,
you know, because now it's a new generation,
you've got to realize, like, even if it's Future or Drake, they're 38, 36 or whatever.
So you got 19-year-olds now.
I think the 19-year-olds and 20-year-olds don't know.
But as far as the Drakes, the J. Coles, the Futures and that generation, they show a lot of love.
Like, Future got a song called Killer Cam.
I just did another joint on J. Cole's album.
We just performed with Drake.
Like, that whole generation shows super-duper love. It's album. We just performed with Drake. That whole generation shows super
duper love. It's just that they're older now
and now you got the next generation
coming in. So the next generation
it may be a generation gap
from what we did. I feel you're very cool
about that. I think other people would get, in any
industry, other people would get worked up about
young kids. I mean people do it
every year. It's a common thing.
I'm going to keep it 100 months. I'm'ma keep it 100 I'ma keep it 100
I hate old niggas man
old niggas
yo for real
I hate old
hating ass niggas
on the next niggas
people talk about it
with basketball in particular
like the Hardwees
like Warren
you gotta let niggas
you know
even with music
even with music
they were like
oh this rap is fucked up
and it's this that
I can't fuck with it
this rap
and then I'm like
look
let them be 14 years old.
You was 14 once.
And your parents told you what you was listening to, at least for us, because they're like,
what is that rap shit that you listen to?
How can you understand what they're saying when you're 13, 14 years old?
It all sounds the same.
Right.
Exactly.
So now, you know, people my age are a little younger or older as being like, oh, this mumble
rap or this rap, this rapper.
And I'm not saying some of it ain't crazy.
But you got to let the 14, 15, 16 through 25, 26, 27 enjoy their time.
You was that age already.
And I feel that certain people try to force what they did at that age on somebody.
When I was 16, now you sound like your uncle.
You know what I'm saying? In music do you realize like the power you have obviously when you're writing the song you don't i don't think
at least but when you get like older and you get like i i grew up more of like a like a punk rock
guy and and like blink-182 just performed at coachella and i was watching that and i was like
holy shit i'm like 16 again. Like, this is crazy.
Do you see that in the crowd when you're doing the arenas and shit like that?
You're like, oh, fuck, people are acting like they're kids again.
Nah, absolutely, man.
Like I said, I'm like Kobe, man. If it ain't going, I'm not doing it.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not there to just be like, oh, man, whatever.
It got to be, you know, people are excited to see us.
People are singing along
people know the words so you know if i thought that uh that wasn't going on i wouldn't do the
shows but that's exactly what's happening and i appreciate it like i was i was bopping around
the apartment like fucking leg kicking like shit piss fuck cunt this was just whining well that i
feel like versus was huge in that regard for for rap fans
because it was like to get to go back down memory lane and i don't that's that's that's i love
watching people who might not who are younger or not who don't know who watch a versus or they see
the list out and they're like oh shit i didn't know they had this i forgot about this one i didn't
know that you know absolutely everybody who's done those has fucking, you know, the hits that you know,
but then it's like, oh, it goes deep into the catalog.
Absolutely.
People got hits.
Right.
Yeah, and when you can go on tour with that,
people are going to listen to that shit forever.
It's timeless.
Everyone versus the streams went up crazy for both of us.
You know, like the streams went up like 400-something percent after that.
That was iconic, dude.
Right.
You guys in the
locks in the garden i mean that was like as much new york as you can pack into one fucking building
that was very dope um a couple questions i had about just in like the the track pull it yeah
well what's the deal with that why was that it was like not on streaming for a while. On Spotify now, it's under Lost in the 90s.
Whoever's sample it was, never cleared it. So that was never on your album?
No, it was never on the album.
It was on the radio like crazy.
It was like the biggest hit.
Listen, leading up to the album, it was.
We were through loops, everything, bells, whistles.
We couldn't clear it, so we couldn't put it on the album.
But it was still? Yeah. That's crazy. You couldn't put it on the album. But it was still...
Yeah.
That's crazy.
You could have put it on and just paid him $5,000 a day.
Exactly.
And also, to be clear,
whoever's streaming that has nothing to do with me.
I'd have nothing, but they'd be like,
Cam, he's doing Pull It.
No, I do not know where that record's at.
I mean, because I remember
back when you could buy mixtapes and bootleg records and get music other ways, I always had that song.
Then when the streaming era began and you can't even download shit anymore, you couldn't listen to it for the longest time.
And that track to me was probably the first.
That and 357 were the first ones that put me onto you.
And I could never find that fucking song.
Right, yeah.
I don't know where it went so the other side of uh i feel like with the music was also some of the fashion statements that
were made with with you and dip set right the infamous picture of you in the pink with the
the flip phone right something like that i mean you have a million chains and outfits whatever
that outfit particularly like like, is timeless.
No, I appreciate that.
Did you ever, when you were wearing that day or taking that picture, is that even in your head?
Or was it just another day?
No, it was definitely, I believe, you know, it was Fashion Week.
Okay, all right.
So at this time, like I said, it was pre-internet.
So I'm like, I got to make page six, which was a big deal in the post.
That's fucking hilarious.
If you made page six in the post, you was lit.
Because it was super, everybody, you know,
it could have been fucking Larry David or Eddie Murphy or whoever, you know.
So I was like, I got to make page six tomorrow.
It's just fucking fashion week.
How can I stand out?
And that was the whole motivation to be, because it was Kamora's joint,
so I knew a lot of people was going
to be there, because Baby Phat was super hot at the time.
Baby Phat, wow.
Right, so, you know, Russell Simmons and everybody, but at that time, everybody was going to be
there, and I'm like, I don't know who the fuck could show up.
What am I going to do to stand out?
And that was my idea.
Dude, now, let me paint you a picture that may or may not have happened to me just yesterday.
I'm walking through Union Square.
I see, like, an old an old guy, 70s,
80s, real short little
guy. He's got just a hat
like this, like a dad hat on,
khakis, and tucked into
his shirt. I knew I was...
This got booked yesterday. I knew we were interviewing you,
and I see this guy in just your
big face blown up, tucked into
his khakis.
What would you think if you saw that in the street
pause uh tuck me in nobody khakis
hey but um listen honestly i see that shit all the time like and it's it's love like yo bro like
just you know like even when people dress up like dipshit on on Halloween, it's like fucking... Yo, all the American flag shit.
Yo, I appreciate all that shit.
So absolutely, I appreciate it.
At the end of the day, I tell people all the time,
for the last 25 years or so, however long I've been doing this,
I never had to get up and sit in traffic to go to work.
A couple times because I had to be somewhere.
I don't have to listen to some boss
tell me what to do that I know I'm
smarter than. That's probably the
worst feeling ever. I'm glad I do that. I got to listen
to you and I'm smarter than you? That's crazy.
That's wild.
So,
if I got to
take pictures or kiss
babies or say pop up to somewhere for a minute or two,
then it's all love, my niggas, because I don't have to be here doing this.
And sometimes, not even sometimes, but a lot of times, people are one and done.
You do a song and you don't hear from them no more.
So to be around this long is a blessing.
We actually had a phrase that went viral.
It's kind of came over the that it's actually the ultimate pause when
you think about it saturdays are for the boys yeah but we we had this line of t-shirts that was um
we put up it was like classic duos from movies and tv and shit right and i was not sure at this
point this was many years ago so i was not sure if our audience listened to your music or where
they were at whatever so a lot of the shirts we had it was white people shit really right and um and i was like what if we did cam
and and santana and it was like i don't know we'll see we'll see how the audience responds
right and it fucking we should probably we have to cut you a check man for royalties
it was our fastest seller yeah i was like, what the fuck are you doing? It was our fastest seller.
Yo, you got that?
And I remember being proud of my listeners and shit.
I was like, oh, okay.
You guys fuck with this.
Never in a million years would I think that.
It was like our number one hit with that.
I mean, that's another.
That album cover and that art is fucking absolutely timeless.
Thank you.
I was doing some research earlier today, and I was just Googling some stuff Cam did,
and I want to know about the To Catch a Predator show.
Right.
Dude.
That shit is hilarious.
You would just belittle guys?
You'd catch them and fucking make fun of them?
Say something, what would you say to them?
Nah, so they had that going on, and we was like, yo, make fun of him say something what would you say to him nah so you know
they had that
going on
and we was like
yo you know
cause that's one thing
that we started
you know all of us
not just me
but it was Jim
and especially
Dame Dash as well
like keep camera
niggas with us
all the time
so we had a lot
of camera men
with us
and footage
and so on and so forth
I'm like yo
what if we did
this show for the hood
and um
we just run down on them cause like my man at the time shout out to Big Joe footage and so on and so forth. I'm like, yo, what if we did this show for the hood?
We just run down on them. My man at the time,
shout out to Big Joe,
that was my manager,
my homeboy, my brother at the time.
He's like fucking 6'6",
real Dorsican guy. Fly guy
too, but he could be scary
too. I was like, yo, if me and Big Joe
just pop up on fucking
Predators,
it'll be worse than when Chris Hansen does it.
Yeah, I know who I'd rather.
The guy who plays her in a tournament.
If shit really goes down, I at least have a chance over here.
Exactly.
So then he's like, yo.
And then we was like, yo, we're going to do this shit.
And he's like, yo. And then I remember Def Jam hearing about it. And Def Jam was like, yo. And then we was like, yo, we're going to do this shit. And he was like, yo.
And then I remember Def Jam hearing about it. And Def Jam was like, yo, guys.
I was going to say.
I'm sure the record execs were like, fucking no.
Cut it out.
Let's go make music.
Yeah, they said, no, no, Cam.
We support everything.
You cannot.
This is illegal, first of all.
This is a process that you have to go through.
I think that's what makes work.
It's not allowed.
When you learn
to get involved
you're like fuck this
exactly
exactly
that's fucking
we actually did
we have like a sketch show here
and we did something
we did the reverse of that
fairly recently
where we did
a guy
Chris Hansen shows up
and there's just a
fucking jack dude
and Hansen's like
I'm not talking to him
he can fuck the kid
if he wants
yeah yeah
right
that's crazy
that was funny
yo what do you think
about
all this AI shit
artificial intelligence
shit with music
you see like recently
a couple
songs
quote unquote
released
where it's like
a Drake song
cause it sounds
exactly like him
and the beat
sounds like
but it's all
made by
I don't know
what you're talking
about so explain
okay so
with artificial intelligence
guys can
write a verse
their own lyrics
but like in your style
you know
and then
use
voice
fucking programs
I don't know
these guys know
better than me
and it sounds like
exactly
like you
and then put out a song
you know
yeah it's like I mean there was I've seen some on Instagram do that.
Yeah.
It's like – I mean there was a song put out I think a couple weekends ago that people were – like thought it was a Drake song.
It turns out not to be.
Then Drake did put out a song that people were like, oh, I think that's AI because it sounds that good.
Right.
But it's just – it's going to happen a lot in music now and and you got to, like, I don't know.
Where does that go?
If someone was to make a new Cameron song that was a computer, what would you do?
The thing about it is, what can you do?
You know, the Internet is wild cowboy, man.
You know what I'm saying?
It's lawless. I mean, you know, outside of, you know, fucking bestiality and molesting kids and raping and shit like that,
you basically could do everything else on the Internet.
The bestiality you could do.
I've seen it.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Pause.
I ain't even paused.
Let's do your thing
It's a whole other level
What y'all thinking
For that
Okay
But
I don't know
I don't know
But
He's like
Get me the fuck out of here
Talk to two weird white boys
It was
Things were going
And then it got weird
It was actually earlier
I was like 15
I didn't want to see it
Someone showed it to me
No but you're right
You have to explain yourself
You like what you like man You like what you like right but the answer to your question
do whatever the fuck you want the answer is it's lawless so it's about what is what can you do
because you know a lot of times i tell people yeah you're arguing with this guy on the internet
you'd be like where you at and he's in a basement in nigeria like You don't know where these people are at. You know what I'm saying?
So you hide behind a page or a wall or anything.
And if you can't, I know it's a thumbnail or a footprint or whatever that shows that you're tracking down.
They could be in the library.
By the time you catch them, they're gone or whatever.
And that's only if it's something emergency,
not something, I'm not tracking them down for the song
unless it becomes a big, big deal.
Exactly.
With the AI, and I am obviously a novice at very best in this field.
But like with the AI, with the music, I'm always like, well, I compare it to, there was a while where like Apple didn't clear, or people didn't want their music on Apple.
And so like, but the songs would still come on by impersonators.
And I'd listen to it, and then they'd be like, oh, that's not them.
And I'd be like, oh, then I don't care. i don't want to listen to it right you want to hear your
catalog it's not gonna be on your spot right i don't know you'll see it on twitter and someone
will go it's not real and you go oh okay and you kind of what what if someone put some shit out
though and you thought it was dope right i'd be like yeah you're like me i would make a joke out
of it yeah i'm gonna say you seem like the of person to have fun with it rather than call your lawyers or whatever the fuck.
Right, right.
Have you written for a lot of people?
I've written for a few people.
You don't talk about it, though?
Some of them is under confidentiality, and you're not supposed to talk about it.
Would those names surprise people, you think?
Definitely.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
I feel like people probably have some guesses out there of who it would be.
The thing about it is, look, if you want another job, don't blow the smarts.
Be smart about it.
Speaking of, though.
We're not ever now, though, to, like, to me, people don't care like they used to about who wrote it.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, now it's kind of like whatever.
It's a reference track
particularly after the Drake one
yeah I mean
once it was like
pretty obvious
that like Drake uses it
sometimes it was like
well
I don't know
he's the biggest fucking artist
in the world right now
and you know
but back
I mean
in your era
I feel like
that's like
your career's over
you know what I mean
you find out that
absolutely
except in like weird
you know like
Jay writing
still Dre
for Dre was always kind of, like, allowed.
You know what I mean?
Like, certain instances it feels like.
I think Dr. Dre, Puff, even Baby to a certain extent, are entertainers more than rappers.
You know what I'm saying?
So people kind of give them that leverage.
Yeah, like, it's not like they're trying to be the best rapper.
They're not competing to, say, be a lyricist.
Puff isn't trying to be a best lyricist.
Dr. Dre is like, I'm a producer.
You could tell whoever Dr. Dre's around writes for him.
You know, on the straight out of Compton, a few of them sound like Anderson Cooper.
I mean, not Anderson Cooper.
Anderson Cooper.
Fucking Anderson Cooper.
It does not sound like Anderson Cooper.
Anderson Pack. You know not sound like Anderson Cooper. Anderson Pack.
You know what I'm saying?
So I think who he around and who he likes, that matters too.
But Dre's a great talent at finding talent.
You know what I'm saying?
So I don't think people care about Dr. Dre as much as they would care about
if somebody wrote something for Jay-Z.
Right.
You know what I mean?
Are you on good terms with Jay-Z these days?
I know things were kind of tumultuous over the years, right?
He brought me out for his B-Sides concert.
We spoke the day after.
Haven't seen him since.
As far as I know, yeah, last time we spoke, we're cool.
Matter of fact, that's a lot.
That's a lot.
We was on a Zoom call about eight, nine months ago about something for the new mayor.
Maybe a year ago.
So we was all on the Zoom, and we was calling the Zoom too.
That's good.
I feel like, you know, squashing any of that shit and just, you know,
making money and taking it.
Yeah, I mean, we're all loaded, and nobody really got hurt behind it.
It's all music shit.
I was always interested.
I thought – I think there was A healthy Respect
Or like even fear
For you
When it came to that
On that front
I don't think
Many people wanted to
Fuck with you
You know what I mean
Like
There was some things said
And Jay-Z
Never really
Took it
On another level
You know what I mean
I feel like people were like
Just leave that is
Like leave it alone
Kill a cam for a reason right
Yeah I mean
I'm not saying Jay-Z
Anybody else but
I'll keep going I'm not gonna really-Z or anybody else, but I'll keep
going. I'm not
going to really stop at that time.
I'm not even talking about Jay-Z because
different
rappers, different beefs, different times, whatever.
But I'm kind of funny too.
And I
couldn't incorporate that. It could be hard or
it could be funny. Pause.
We fall in the funny side. You're to me it's both bro if you were to sit in on our show every day i think you'd have to say
pause what a thousand times a show bro no no like i said i'm trying to calm down so i'm making do a
little so are we gonna be co-workers or what you're bringing your shit to barstool uh we'll
have a talk i gotta i gotta meet him like Barstool? We'll have a talk. I got a meeting.
You got to get you ready for this meeting, man.
Like I said, I mean, you guys have a great platform.
We did big things with Wallow and Ghillie, man.
The whole shit is, you just scared me, though.
You said they tell you not to say shit that you want to say.
No.
No, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no.
All right.
No, bro.
No, that's not top down.
All right.
All right. Well, yeah, hopefully we'll see what happens, man. Bro, that's not top-down. All right, man.
Well, yeah, hopefully we'll see what happens, man.
Bro, let me text you.
You can say whatever the fuck you want.
It's up to you, man.
Well, yeah, we're going to see what happens.
Like I said, I wanted to come see you guys' show first
before I go to the meeting and tell you guys good looking.
We appreciate you.
I appreciate that.
Before we let you go,
I can't have one of the hottest sportscasters in the world
sit here without
asking him, how do you like the Boston Bruins
chances?
You know what's crazy?
I was watching First Take this morning
and there's a black all-star
up there who played hockey and I was like, yo, we
had a black all-star.
He played for the New Jersey Dumps.
He's a big K-2 man, baby.
I knew he had a few to play, but he's an all-star, too.
I'm like, oh, shit.
I don't know, man.
Just say they're going to win today.
Yeah.
The Bruins.
The Bruins are going to win.
It's going to help y'all?
Yeah.
What about the Devils?
I'm going to go to New Jersey.
Oh, yeah, man!
I got you with the tri-state, man.
I can't go Boston like that.
That was crazy.
I'm going to go with the Devils.
Stay safe.
Devils, fuck it.
Are they in it?
Devils are in it.
Yeah, actually, this is the first time in like 25 years all New York sports teams are in it.
So Rangers are in it.
Islanders are in it.
Devils are in it.
Knicks are in it.
Hold on.
Change that.
I got to go with the Rangers, bro.
You got Patrick Kane changing the world.
I got to go with the Rangers.
Let's do the order.
The Rangers, the Islanders, then the Devils.
Then the Devils.
Are we going to get this Chalmers one-on-one or what?
We're going to see, man.
Let's do you and Mace versus Pat Bev and Chalmers two-on-two.
I don't know if Mace is ready to play.
I'm not ready to play.
You know what happened is.
What did you say, like three months of training?
I said ten that day, and then when you responded, I said,
hold on, give me three months
because I know
he's going to respond
that fast.
Were you surprised by that?
Sorry to cut you off.
I mean,
not really.
I know,
listen,
and Mario Charles,
he's super cool.
That's like,
you know,
he's a good sport.
You know,
we DM and we're like,
let's really get this game
closed.
Totally.
I asked you
because it would be
a fucking smash.
Yeah,
and like,
a few basketball players, I won't say their name,
call me about that shit.
And I'm like, yo, let's go get this bread and play each other
because I'm really going to bust your ass.
And he's like, yo, I'm telling you, I'm good.
So my thing is this.
I'm like, as much as, you know, and I put that up on a post
and Gilbert Arenas made me think about it and say,
no, let me not try and play him quick.
This is something where I need to take some time.
Gilbert Arenas' comment was,
y'all may say Mario Chalmers ain't shit in the NBA,
but he's Michael Jordan to the real world.
Do you remember Brian Scalabrini?
Yeah.
White dude playing for the Celtics?
Yeah.
He went to a park in Boston, right?
And he was like, because everyone was always like,
making fun of him for being the white guy or whatever.
He went to the park and he said, anybody can come get it.
Come challenge me one-on-one.
And obviously, nobody fucking scored on him.
That's scat.
You know what I mean?
People forget who these fucking guys are.
They're there for a reason.
He got the top 400 players in the world.
In the world.
Yeah.
And he had like, it wasn't, you know, I don't think anyone who played any professional level
showed up.
But he had like D1 kids showing up.
Yeah.
And no one was scoring.
And still smoked them.
One more question.
I don't know how involved you were in, or if it was more Santana.
I can't feel my face, that mixtape.
Right.
Is that ever...
That was all Jewel's...
Nothing to do with that.
I know the world would love to see that one.
Absolutely.
And did you really delete the whole verse on Oh Boy?
Oh, Jay-Z?
Yeah, the remix?
Yeah.
You deleted it?
Yeah.
You crazy.
You should have held on to that shit.
Hey, man, nobody knew the internet was coming.
You personally deleted it or someone else did that?
I was sitting there with the engineer that knows how to push the buttons to delete it.
I'm not that technically savvy.
And told him to delete it.
I didn't know the internet was coming.
That's it.
Hey, I didn't know the internet was coming that's it man but bro you got i mean we we talked about all this other shit without even you know hey ma's a class like oh boy thank you i really mean it dipset anthem like you know hits and and
classics for fucking days so it's wild that you have all of that, and then you got this
whole new career in front of you, so. Thank you, man.
I think you're gonna be, you got, you and
Mesa perfect for it. You guys gotta come to
our show now. Yo. I'll
be your hockey correspondent.
Exactly. Imagine that.
Now for our hockey breakdown
from this fucking white guy. I would love that.
I'm in.
Let me record. We're in Miami. Oh, Miami, okay. That would be very funny. Now our hockey breakdown from this fucking white guy. I would love that. I'm in. I would love that. You guys record. Where in Miami?
Oh, Miami.
Okay.
That would be very funny.
Now our hockey breakdown from this fucking white guy over here.
Break it down real quick.
Back to you, boys.
I actually want to do that.
Okay.
I'm 100% in.
Like this week when the players come in and just give me a video and I'm going to throw it in.
I'm psyched.
Yes, dude.
100%.
Hell yeah.
That should be hilarious.
That should be dope.
Done.
This is a signed contract right here.
Come here hot.
Appreciate that.
Thank you, man.
Thank you so much.
All right, bro.
Go do this meeting and make sure we're coworkers.
All right, bro?
Thank you, guys.
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