KFC Radio - Twisters Takes Box Office By Storm and is Feitelberg Approved - Full Episode

Episode Date: July 23, 2024

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in two cases of beers, gets to chug a beer on stage with Luke Combs. Glennie Balls gets his dream car purchased for him by an OnlyFans model. I mean, everywhere you look, you're flying to fucking Italy to become a male model.

Everywhere you look, Barstool's making dreams come true. Like one gigantic make a wish. Mincy gets a paycheck. I mean, the place is just uh it's one big fucking when are we gonna wake up i'm in inception i'm gonna spin the thing is this a dream or not i don't know the dana one was my favorite i'm debating i think like uh okay you you talk you let's argue who had the better dream come true well dana just i love dana he's the best dana and so i was like a living legend like for in his craft and what he does he might be the best

in the world at his thing but i was at twisters friday night so i and i just didn't check social media or anything like that after so the next morning i wake up and looked at twitter and i saw a tweet that was like this is how you celebrate a release day and it was just this is how you celebrate twisters release day and i i just sent a tweet about twisters i saw that i was like fuck yeah more twisters content and i'm watching it and i was like you did leo is that dana beers in the background so he didn't know it was him you is that Dana Beers in the background? He didn't know it was him. You know that? Yeah, I immediately texted Dana, and he was like, dude, I was disappointed at first. I was disappointed because I thought it was just going to be me and Luke.

And I was like, who are these schmoes coming up here and stealing my shine? He told me this in the – he said, quote, I thought I was the main attraction. The fact that – his tweet said said, apparently this is Glenn Powell. Yeah. Like that also reads to me like you don't even know who Glenn Powell is. Right. And then you didn't know. Dana knows beer.

Dana knows beer. Dana knows basketball rosters. Yep. But we are going to enter an interesting space with him right now. This is already, he did it once, but it's already a thing. Yeah, yeah. So he's going to be able to do this to anybody. He's going to strong arm anybody he wants into drinking a beer.

Stone Cold's in the crosshairs right now. The minute that Dana just goes and gets a six-pack of Broken Skull Ranch, Broken Skull Ranch? Yeah. Stone Cold will do it. Okay, let's get this done, you know? So where does it end, or how many targets does he, you know, the new video was just like day one and he's got that puppy dog smile.

I'm doing it again, bitches. When does he drink all these beers? All day, man. You can't drink them every day, right? All day. Just because like, it's just like, you can't drink every day just because like, you drink one beer and then you edit the video. He's got to be doing this.

Like Saturday, you have 10 beers. And you're paying some, right? Oh, I don't think so. Are you claiming that Dana Beers is a fraud? Like he's faking this? I wouldn't even consider that fraudish. But it says like day one of, day two of. It would be fraudulent if it was just like I tied one on.

I changed my shirts. I actually don't want to know. If that's case maybe i was being naive do you guys all think that i thought he was drinking a beer every day it's just one a day right i'm not i'm not even saying it's like he's drinking too much i'm not saying that at all i'm just saying it just seems like like you know if you got a regular work day you drug one at six and then edited it john he's the beer guy he He drinks it at ten. He drinks it at two. He drinks it at seven.

He drinks it... Yeah, that's true. I don't know why I think we work at... What, did Dana have a beer at lunch? Who fucking cares? It's like his job. It's also for him. It's like having a cup of coffee.

Yeah. We have coffee every day? Yeah. And I mean... having a cup of coffee yeah we have coffee every day yeah and and and i mean um i think at this point he is just he's drinking all sorts of brands right yes like you got to be a bonehead to not ride this wave if you're uh but you can't because you're chugging uh like i i i don't know i know alcohol is very strict what about if you're like a local brew though you know

I think all that is pretty I would then I guess this is illegal but I would like do it on the low you know be like we can't endorse this but like yeah here you go I love the I got one more in me shirt it's a great phrase

everyone said it but that picture is an all timer where Dana is like who are you I love the I got one more in me shirt. It's a great phrase. Great. Everyone said it. But that picture is an all-timer where Dana is like, who are you? That's one of my favorite things about Barstool is when people meet actual celebrities. And it's like, I know you can't comprehend this, but in my circle, I'm probably bigger than you in your circle. Like, it just doesn't make any sense. But trust me, there's probably as many people reacting, probably more people reacting to this video because of me than because of you, which is kind of crazy. We all knew this was in the bag when he did it with Waka Flocka, right? That was the turning point. That was day like 55 or something like that.

He made a video with Waka Flocka. And I think that's Luke Combs finally took note of that. Did he? I thought Luke Combs took note a while ago. And he was just letting it simmer? Well, no. I think he said, let's set it up months ago. Oh, did he?

I thought so. And then did Dana? I also don't want to know that either. I want it to be like it took me 63 days. I don't know exactly when it was, but Luke Holmes. So maybe it was pre. Maybe it was post-WACA. I'm not sure.

I think on the WACA video, he commented. I knew he commented on one. I thought it was a different one. I'm pretty sure it was that. Oh, yeah, it is the WACA one. And that's his quote. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And Dana happened to have tickets already, right?

Or he probably bought them. Shout out Game Time. Got the tickets. But now Stone Cold's next. And yeah, truly, what I love is, and this is always how, you know, this is always the thing when it comes to content, is for whatever reason, Dana truly, in his heart of hearts, picked Luke Combs first, you know? Yeah.

Now, the second one is probably a little more like, who should I do? And like, not that Stone Cold's not the fucking man and that dana would love to do stone cold but now from here on out it's a little bit of a thing a little bit of content whereas in the beginning he was just like i want to fucking have a beer with luke combs you know um by the way i must say uh shout out to dana's wife now or fiance wife fiance um beautiful girl to the point that i thought she was luke holmes's girl yeah yeah yeah she you know like i had seen her yeah yeah right i was like i was like oh wow dana's on stage with luke holmes and his wife who of course like luke holmes's wife's gonna be a knockout because she's a superstar and i was like oh that's mrs

beers yeah holy shit so good for him on on many levels however congratulations to dana for hiding his career for her for so long however at the end of the day glennard balls getting a dream car purchase for him it's mad libs glenny dream car purchased for him. It's Mad Libs. Glennie, dream car purchased by an OnlyFans girl, and the dream car is this glorified Jeep. Mokey. What is it? A Mokey. A Mokey.

Now, you wanted a Psyche? Kai. Kai. It's spelled K-E-I, I believe. Are these in the same universe? No. This is different. Yeah, this is like a beach wagon. This is a beach. So this is like... It's spelled K-E-I Are these in the same universe? No This is different Yeah, this is like a beach wagon

This is a beach So this is like My truck is a real truck I saw what I think I mean, it's not a truck It's a very popular truck in rural Japan Yeah, where you can't take up The roads are like this big and all that same size bed is all trucks

though i just you know i'm comfortable about for my masculinity i don't need an f-350 i got all i need is that bed baby this guy being like my trucks are rock in rural japan but this thing what's it again called what's it called again a m A Mokey. A Mokey. M-O-K-E, I believe I'm pronouncing it right. Jeep and a golf cart had a baby. And then he goes on and customizes it. Baby blue with like a red bumper and I think like striped seats. Turns it into this fucking piece of art. And homegirl just buys it on the spot for him. Yeah.

What's her name? She's pretty famous. Fit Bryce Adams. Fit Bryce Adams, right. She's like in that world. I think she's a... I believe, according to Glanty's tweet, she's like in that world i think she's a she i believe according to glennie's tweet she's the number one only fans first person only fans and i

this kind of stuff's awesome when you when you do this with your money this is awesome this is awesome for it like i i would have my i would have the exact reaction glennie had but i will i don't think I'd cave. I would not let someone buy the car. So that's the problem. That was my question, too. But that's why I think it's great because it's like I think if other people did it, it would be like – I don't know about that, dude. But Glennie is just like – and he protested a lot.

No, Glennie's done absolutely nothing wrong. It's just a personal thing for me. I would never be able to drive it without thinking like – it's not even like oh someone bought me a car i don't even care about that i'd be more it's the same reason i don't like doing like fucking instagram posts and stuff like that like yeah because then it just ruins the experience for me because i'm worried if i held up my end of the bargain yeah did you get enough attention for this but do you think i think sometimes people do it for fun. Sometimes people do it like out of like, you know, actual generosity, like Clooney putting

a fucking duffel bag of money in front of his boys. But then sometimes I think people do this shit for, you know, to go viral. Oh, that's what this is for. Right. Because like, if you watch the clip, like she, the husband husband, comes in and, like, on some business shit. Yeah. Where he, like, looks at the price and he's like, okay, come pick it up at the ranch, film a video there.

Right. And because then, like, every time I'd be like, I don't know if they got enough subscribers. Right. But I wonder on the other side of things, too, if, like, I think Glennie will deliver on this, like, no problem. But if you do this with other people and it's like well that wasn't worth it yeah right i just dropped fucking 30 grand and this person like sent a shitty tweet yeah you know like nope that was not worth it still it's still i still think about it with burt i'm like i don't like i'd like to burt get enough like attention did

yeah did we do good enough for him but i also feel like burt like burt at the like all at once is a hundred percent content brain but a hundred percent like do awesome shit brain yeah so like i don't like i don't have any regrets about that but i still sometimes think like did we do good did i do good enough whereas like when i like i always think about when people like influencers and stuff like that go on vacation they like reach out to the hotel yeah i would never do any of that because i'm just like i don't want it to spoil like i'm gonna pay you money and i'm gonna fucking yeah we're gonna be completely separate i i get that but also you should probably just stop worrying about that and get a bunch of free shit because like it's one thing if i like if you are like you own your own small business and you buy me something and it's, like, that was, like, your rent for the month and you need to make it back.

Like, you know, a fucking five-star hotel, one out of, one room out of, like, a billion across the world. You can give it to me for a couple nights. So, my thinking is illogical. It should be fuck them who gives a shit. But it just, like, I don't know. It bothers me. Well, while we speak on this, I got to give a shout out to McElroy Moving in Westchester. They moved my parents and my sister.

And a lot of times people do. There's been a lot of moving at Barstool. And everybody gives a shout out to the moving company. And then the moving company hooks you up and everybody wins. But these guys were like, they went above and beyond. The review I got for this move. McElroy moving. If you're in Westchester, New York, and you're doing local moving,

these guys were going up flights of stairs that were like ladders. They were knocking down. They mounted my sister's TV up on the ceiling because there's this weird room that she moved into where there's only wall room that's high up. So they're on ladders mounting things. They had to take apart. They did a couch surgeon thing because one of the doorways was too skinny and they did all of it it was a team of like four or five guys so if you were are moving anywhere in in uh

i think they're from like harrison and and uh white plains area if you need movers go to it was brian mcelroy mcelroy moving they fucking killed it um but the uh and then and then to top it all off the girls going to fiji they um i was thinking man if i got invited to fiji for something it i would i would have to get you have to put me in like a first class like bed oh for, I imagine they do. Yeah. But if I got like invited and they were like, you're just flying normal to Fiji, I think I would say no. It's a 15-hour flight.

Imagine like if you were just sitting like middle on a fucking flight to Fiji. I think I'd be like, I don't think so, man. Yeah. Thanks, but no thanks. I did middle to LA recently. That was that was fine but we're talking like two and a half times yeah no i know that's what i'm saying i was surprised when i landed how fine i was with that and then the but then yeah doubling it is absolutely nuts they the girls got to go for like the the episode leading were they there for the finale do you know i think they were there

to like set the finale i think it was like on after sun well that yeah they they went on after sun but i i i think it was just like the yeah the episodes leading up to it um which uh you know love love island became like one of the hottest things this summer bro did you see the the dude i don't even know how to talk about this because i feel bad for him they they uh wanted like the main guys that leak there's a leak from his phone with some like i've been trying to like avoid all out of pocket shit he is just on all fours spreading his ass open is he gay no well i mean he's hooking up with girls um when i first saw him i thought he kind of looked like a male stripper like he's very like

well groomed just the girls like i gotta see that ass yeah i was like i was like they're either into some kinky shit or he's doing some shit with some dudes he's got a fucking cock on him don't get me wrong there like like when he turned around i was like wow interesting good for you like this i i've i've said for a long time i i it's a post new society maybe it's just ramped up maybe it's like i don't want to see your dick let me say fucking well that's what i mean like like so either either this dude is you know doing some some gay stuff fine whatever or he is like into some kinky play with his girl. Ryan, see if a thing I saw

I got a viral tweet I guess it would be, where someone was like, someone said when you feel her sweat drip on your back with a bunch of greater than, greater than signs and someone just goes, bro, what position are you in? How does that fucking work? greater than signs and someone's close he goes bro what position are you in it's funny though because like if if this if this video was two seconds long and it was a leak it would be the best thing that ever happened to him yeah yeah from when he turns around but it's it's

like four seconds and the first two really ruins the last two. Everyone knows that you got a great dick, but they also know. The tweet I saw was, I just saw, I don't want to put his name. I mean, everyone sees it, but I still don't think we should be promoting it. So it just said, I just saw blah, blah, blah from Love Island on my timeline. I just saw his caved in asshole on my timeline. But what's crazy about that show is they, Love Island USA was not as popular. And they went into it being like,

I'm going on this reality show that's like middle of the road. And then they exploded. And you don't have phones or anything. So I was asking the girls if they knew how. Yeah, it's all live. So I was like, did producers tell them? And Rhea said no. So you come up for air.

You get voted out. And for better or worse, you're a famous person now. That's crazy. It's one thing if you go on a show where you know what's about to happen. But to just be like, wow, that was crazy. And then you look at your follower count. You're getting hate. You're getting leaks.

You're not ready for that shit. So that's got to be absolutely crazy. I also watched Traders. Has anybody watched Traders? Bro, forget about Survivor. Survivor. Get Survivor out of here. Traders is fire. What is that on? Traders is that on traders is on peacock there's there's again there's uk and usa there's trai tor yes yes yes have you seen it no i don't know but

i know it's i guess it's kind of like that game among us people played that it's like there's 20 oh wait no yes t like trader like you're a trader-O-R. Yes. That's with all the bad, the villains, right? So there's 22 people. Three people are traitors. The rest are called faithfuls. Oh, okay. I'm thinking of a different show. And you live in a castle for like a month. And the three traitors every night or every however many days they do these things, every ceremony or whatever.

Or no, every night you just leave a letter for someone in their like bedroom that says you've been murdered and they go and then also every night is a vote off process so two people go one gets murdered and one gets voted off and the idea is all the faithfuls need to find the traitors and as soon as they get all of them out of the game they split the money and as long as there's a traitor it keeps. And if the trader ends up surviving in the end, they keep all the money. But it becomes very, I mean,

so if you're a trader, think about how like, I mean, you didn't, you know, you weren't as engaged as much, but like the stress for like just a couple of days of like lying to some people and avoiding some people and shit like that. When you're a trader,

you're from start to finish. And so the, during the day, they all compete together. There's no like immunity challenges. It's like we do a bunch of cool shit to raise the pot. Like they had a cool one

that it had lasers like in entrapment and you had to like steal stuff and get through the lasers and everybody did it together and they got like $50,000 more to raise the pot and then in the end, you know, either the good guys or the bad guys get it. But the people who were traitors, you end up being friends with these people.

You're talking to them all the time. You're living with them for a month, and you're just lying to their face for like weeks and weeks on end. It has some very cool gameplay that I think is almost like even a notch above Survivor. This sounds a lot like a card game Nick Turani likes a lot. I've played with him before where it's like wolves and village people and stuff like that. Yeah, same sort of idea. You have to catch the wolves, but you just kind of sit there playing a card game. But it's like the village people, you close your eyes,

and then you just get your eyes and then you get taught you just get your hand yeah you're dead and then like you have to and then everyone opens their eyes and you try and decide who it was yes you close your eyes again it's very much like that yeah uh what's interesting there must be some sort of clause that you sign though that's like if you ruin the game you have to give us like a million dollars because if you were to get like if we were both traitors and you you decided to backstab me or something because the traitors can also vote each other off and kill each other,

I could just be like, it's him, he's a traitor. The whole fucking game is ruined. So it's like you have to do these arguments and these round table discussions where you're being honest but not too honest. It was really, really good. So the UK, I watched season one of the UK

so I was like the OG first one. Now in america it's got like larsa pippen and marcus jordan and like oh okay so maybe i think i am thinking about this yeah yeah yeah like i like everyone is like from excuse me from a prior reality show and they were like the villain in the bad in the other yeah um i forget what that's yeah that i think it's called something like the villains or something like that i know i know there's so many of them but traitors was fucking and because it was like you know in survivor you know certain things now you know it's like well if i if i backstab him he's gonna be in the in the trial at the end and know that you know what i mean yeah This was like the first go round, so there were people making

mistakes that I think like, after the fact, I was like, oh, of course that's gonna happen. We never saw it before. We never knew how this shit works. So, yeah, this is the USA one. I don't like it with like, C-list celebs. I thought it was cool

with just regular people. Because when you come in as a quote-unquote celebrity or you already have money or fame or whatever, see, I see T's in it. I don't know. That ruins it for me, you know? It's like a lot of these people were like, yeah, this is the show I was thinking of.

No, you're thinking of House of Villains. Is this guy the host of that too? I recognize his host. House of Villains, I think think also looks the same though. I think it's very like castle-y type vibe. There's so many of these things, so I'm sure like some of them suck. But when they hit, they fucking hit, man. That was –

I think I'm just confusing. Yeah, you're just blending the two. Yeah. But I highly, highly recommend that. And then we got a big week we got deadpool 2 twisters just came out you saw that already i saw i had a week i'm starting thursday night i just been fucking doing seeing awesome shit so long legs thursday night yeah you recommended that to me awesome i don't even like horror movies it's but that's because it's not a horror movie

it's fucking it's like true detective movie. It's fucking... It's like True Detective season one. Whoa. High praise. But like the last... Like this... It's a thriller. It's like a cop

procedural thriller that's also scary. Interesting. So it's kind of... I said like maybe the last two episodes of True Detective one where you're like...

It's got like the ritualistic stuff. I don't know. It's fucking awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I really like Long Legs. Twisters was... Buddy.

We're back. We are all the way back with theaters. Twister, let's call it Twister 1, is a masterpiece. Yeah. And I feel like it does not get mentioned alongside with the Jurassic Parks and all that. I was surprised to see this even get a sequel. I didn't really know we loved... I did, but I didn't know the world loved twister like that for granted what

was this 1994 96 95 96 like we were in the golden era 96 those movies came out every year independent stage jurassic park the rock fucking tw. And it was always these blockbusters that were original and they hit. And same thing with rap music in that same exact era where you were listening to classics every day. You didn't even realize it until we reached this era of like, there's still plenty of good shit. But it's like, oh, man, this was smashing. It follows it like, not to a T. It's a completely different story. There's no connection between the characters.

Oh, really? No one's like Bill Paxton's son or anything like that. Oh, I thought it was going to be like that. Bill Paxton's son actually does have a cameo in it, his real son. But there's no connection from one to two. Interesting. But I'd forgotten about how the opening scene sets the tone for Twister. When her dad is trying to shut the thing.

He goes flying out. He goes to save the dog. That happens. Holy shit. Buckle up. Literally. Twister's opening scene is intense. It's intense.

I saw it 10pm Friday night Midtown Manhattan Pack Theater and then there's after it ends and it's like a lull and someone just goes Wow! And then back off, people gasped so everyone started clapping and I was just like This is a movie!

I was like caught myself halfway through the movie. I was just so like, this is a move oh my god what am I doing shut the fuck up like it was that's why you can't beat

the theater experience though you know it was I had so much dude the opening scene is awesome I had so much adrenaline going and then when she broke the ice

because it was just a silence in the room where everyone was like what the hell she broke the ice then some other people started hooting and hollering. And I was like, let's fucking go, man. It was fucking.

That is amazing. And I have not been an anti-Glenn Powell guy. I like Glenn Powell very much. But I have been the, I don't see it yet. Because it really hasn't. It's been this year. Before this year, he hasn't really done. He was obviously Maverick.

But then, I don't know. That Sidney Sweeney movie, though, was not an action movie. But that got a lot of buzz for him being like, he's the leading man with the hottest chick right now. I think that actually helped a lot. But then Hitman was the one where everyone was like this it's clear he's a movie star and i saw hitman and i was like it's good i really liked it but i didn't come out being like that's the guy i came out twisters that's the fucking guy right there he's he's quite handsome i mean he's uh he he has because in in this movie he's a

youtuber and uh he's like a YouTuber storm chaser. And so there's a lot of scenes where he's, it's kind of like a weird angle, like how a YouTuber would hold it. And I just kept thinking, I was like, if that was me from that angle, I would look like a fucking washed up jellyfish. And this motherfucker looks like he could cut a fucking steak. Just take that jawline and fucking see right there he it's it's great it is such a fucking good it's i'm gonna go see the other night it's awesome yeah i still gotta see that i uh i this can be a big week with

twisters and deadpool together uh it's gonna be and then all of it john all of it is playing for second place up against episode seven season one of presumed innocent oh yeah yeah holy shit dog that was truly one of the best tv episodes i've seen in a long time if you you have not watched Presumed Innocent, it was already a pretty popular TV show this season, this summer, season one. And I had seen, like I was watching it from Jump Street, but I saw every week people sort of talk about it more. Because I watch a couple things on Apple TV that I don't think anybody else watches.

I think I'm like the only person in the world. But I love them, but I'm just watching them by myself basically. And I was like, Gyllenhaal is too big for it to be that but it wasn't getting much buzz and then the last couple started to build and then this one was a fucking home run i mean it's rare that you get a tv show that has like let's call it like four i think they had like four moments or scenes that would have been like the defining moment of any episode and there was like four of them was like oh shit oh shit wait a minute wait oh shit uh from like the acting to the dialogue to the physical shit like it was awesome um i do i'm

praying to god some fucking dickhead just tweeted me the ending because it's a movie you know um i'm praying to god that they did a switch up for the series because they sometimes do that you know with like oh oh from the movie yeah because it's easier to just like if you think there's like i don't think so you think you're gonna do it i think you keep the end usually but like but i'll say this the fact that they're doing season two is weird yeah yeah so that it has to take on a life of its own past the book or past the the movie dude also when you have like four different suspects and they all could be you could just be like well it was that one for the movie but this one i think broad church did that remember broad church i remember i think they switched that up did they yeah the i didn't know it was a book also you're a fucking asshole if you do that i know the uh the a cool thing in broadchurch if you've seen it um god i can't remember her name

she's so famous she's so good what's her name fucking she's give me a hint emmy winner she's in the crown her the what's her name olivia coleman yeah um the uh they never told her so before the final scene of broadchurch when she's walking into the she doesn't know who's that's a great way to do it yeah that's a great way to do it it's a very emotional scene so like she had no idea and she opened the door and just went into that yeah it's a i mean she yeah you're floored she's very and you gotta keep your like acting going i i saw a movie uh instagram thread that was like top 10 improvised scenes um i wish i could remember it off the top of my head so we could pull it up now but some great some great ones that are improvised you know the robin

williams goodwill hunting one yeah yeah it's like famously it uh the mcconaughey in in uh the one with leo uh wolf of wall street the the yeah um like uh jill and hall when he i think it's in uh nightcrawler because he sliced his hand on the mirror i actually haven't seen that and um and leo and jango and he licks the fucking blood on uh carrie washington um but like i was thinking about Jack Nicholson when he pulls a gun on Leo and the Departed. Oh, really?

That was not in the script. It's when they're meeting in that bar and he suspects Leo and he kind of just has a gun and he's just pointing at him like this. He's shaking it at him. I don't remember that really.

To me, he's like shaking it at him i don't remember that really um it's to me that's like that's where movie stars are movie stars because i would just not have the balls to be like because you got to be a little bit sneaky and like cheeky about it where you're like okay that's the script okay like director like we're good and then just be like i'm going rogue yeah and and and all your your you know everybody on the set knows to just keep keep rolling and your your you know your castmate knows to just like you know play along with it and it could go terrible and people could hate you and just be like stick to the fucking script or you i didn't realize the uh the good hunting one where he's talking about his wife farting in bed the camera shakes a little bit because this is the cameraman was laughing and like leo and uh and matt matt damon is laughing like really hard in it and he is because it's all made up he's like she used to wake herself up and she blamed the dog and they're all laughing about it that that

is like to me that's the equivalent of like an athlete taking over a game you know where it's like he threw the playbook out the window, hurry up offense, and he just fucking scored every touchdown. That is where I think actors really, really shine. Also, I wonder sometimes, if I was making a movie, I would be like, let's make up a story about this shit. You know what I mean? My promotion would be like, that was improvised. He just made that up on his own, because people eat that shit up. And it's like my promotion would be like that was improvised he just made that up on his own because people eat that shit up and it's like nope we wrote that um the uh you said something about oh the spoiler for person innocent is one of the craziest things all the time luckily

paz wasn't in the room we were doing a sketch last week and sass came and he was like i saw long legs last night and it was just me and greer in the room. And I was like, oh, how was it? And he goes, it kind of sucked. Like, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada. And as he was talking, in my head, I was like, wait, is he telling us the ending of the movie? And so I went to see the movie that night. And I was like, yeah! He told me the fucking ending of the movie!

Like, didn't even give, like, a spoiler warning. For a movie that's been out for, like, four days. Right? Like, it was, he did it so casual and so nonchalant that, like, as he was talking, it was still, like, I was talking to myself in my head. I was like, there's no way he could have just done that, right? That'd be crazy if he just said that. That's wildly socially, you have no social etiquette like like I think I think I have my whole opinion of sass has changed I can't you can't trust that guy ever again he's a loaded

gun if you're gonna do that to people there was no like do you guys mind if I spoil it or do you just want to know the ending it's just like blah blah it was I was so taken aback I can't be how it ends and I'm watching the movie and I'm like I can't be how it ends. And I'm watching the movie, and I'm like, I don't think he's right. That doesn't seem right. It was, sure enough. Have you watched Twister yet? You've got to watch Twister tonight.

Have you seen Twister, the original? I was asking John. Maybe fans have some input on it. I would love to be a TV, movie, and entertainment guy, like, through and through. That's what we do here. We're basically already, like, there. We might as well make it our niche and, like, do it right and make great content of, like, just being known as the TV, entertainment, movie, reviewers, recappers, Easter eggs, all that sort of shit. But you always run into the problem of problem of like do you spoil it for people or do you try to tiptoe around it and then the content kind of sucks uh you know you cut out a whole bunch of people who are not watching

the show you lose viewers there's all these problems with it and then you have like problems with rights can we air it can we show it i don't know but no hearing some of the times that these guys the things they haven't seen yeah and we know and love them i would love some sort of content where we watch it with them but but you know john made a good point that when we were talking about it when you watch a movie when people shut the fuck up so it's hard to like turn on this movie and have have these two you know talking I like the – commercial breaks were a blessing that people never – we took commercial breaks for granted because if there was commercials and you could come back for the commercial and there's a little bit of commentary

from Pabst and Jackie the first time they've seen it and then us laughing at them and you get back into the movie, I think it would be incredible. I don't know how to do it, but if anybody has any ideas of how to make content like that. I said that I used to love Dinner and the Movie. I incredible i don't know how to do it but if anybody has any ideas of how to make content like that i used to love dinner in a movie i think it was dave holmes used to do it i was a big dinner in a movie guy that was on like tbs right yeah tbs would they actually cook something stuff too yes they'd be cooking and talking and setting up the plot coming in and out of commercials and then it's objectively wildly unnecessary what they did

but it was like i just loved it it was like it was just a shared experience thing like yeah i'm watching a movie with somebody when you watch uh the problem i ran into and we're doing this with game of thrones it's working with game of thrones or house of the dragon but it's a little different in that when we when barstool started specifically with, we took the notion of people are sick of statistics and analytics and X's and O's and these journalists who are writing newspaper columns that are so not real and down to earth. And then we came in being like the sports fans. This is what actual sports fans who follow the teams are saying. And we were irreverent and honest and funny. And that's what people want in sports.

So that's why Barstool worked. And then there's a bunch of other things we applied it to as well. I think the golf world is a great one where it's like we're not all stuffy and hoity-toity about it. We're just being like regular. But when it comes to TV and entertainment, you usually do want the nerds or the really intensely analytical people that you want to know the secrets and the

and the easter eggs and the symbolism rather than just roll your eyes at martin scorsese saying it's not cinema i want to hear a guy who fucking talks like that yeah i want you to call your movie cinema yeah yeah and like these guys especially in the game of thrones world they've read all the books they know the maps they know the languages they know everything whereas you know i'm on the after show with bob and clem going what's what's his face with the hair the guy with the hair who did the thing um i mean we you know a lot of people watch it we have a good time with it but there's no denying that i think people want like all their easter eggs and analytics and analysis first um so that's also part of it is like, I feel like some of these people who like cover entertainment, like just watch all day long and take notes and write shit down and all that. But if there is some sort of content out there that people think they would like, or you have any ideas or whatever, I think we'd be willing to try any of it.

Cause I think, I think this would be a good crew to watch some, you know, old movies or review some new movies or you know whatever it is so um well oh yeah you know joe biden's dead i think dude i think i think joe biden's dead the uh it my nap schedule is very dangerous for presidential candidates i slept through this one too this one was only like an hour this one was like like i missed the assassination by two hours this one i woke up an hour and i like looked at my phone and there was something about buying dropping out and i was like that's not gonna happen and then i like scrolling i was like oh it did it already did happen my guy steve was on the case again he got the election uh the assassination to me in like under a minute and and this one to me he got it from uh from shams

shams uh charania karania from the nba i think was like like biden put out a note first he broke the news yeah but as far as like people who i i guess it's just who saw it first and then repeated it first he scooped like all of all of the news which is kind of crazy. But it's like he didn't scoop it. He just let Biden do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm saying the fact that there was no news network was on it ahead of time. Nobody had any sources. Nobody had anything.

I mean, usually it's like we've heard imminent news coming, and then Biden tweets it or whatever. And then even like. Dude, the Wolf Blitzer is the best yeah what was he he was like he's like he tweeted enjoying a wolf spritzer an hour and a half later he was on cnn yo that's straight up newsroom that's a great mushrooms before uh he took mushrooms before we killed bin laden uh-huh he in newsroom jeff daniels oh right right right yeah yeah and then they're like that was uh has to be the best promo for wolf spritzers ever though like forget whatever fucking video you were filming at this little restaurant like whatever it was the bar now everyone's seeing this tweet of him he's holding the menu and then he's all fucking

wolf spritzers is an all-time great name yeah like wolf blitzer could be sober and hate alcohol you have to go make the name wolf spritzer that is so fucking good uh yeah you never know when that shit's gonna pop off uh i was like three hours late on it because on Saturday, two people sent me a link. Joe Biden drops out. And I clicked on it both times. And it was a guy with a black dick. And then I was playing college football and someone said to me, I didn't even bother opening it. And my dad called me three hours later.

He's like, so what do you think? I'm like, oh, fuck. Oh, for real? Dude, like 18 hours before, there were at least reports of him like reaffirming everything. Yeah. It's just so fucking crazy. I don't know if it's like here's everything you ever dreamed of. Go drop out or like, hey, we'll kill your whole family if you don't drop out.

I don't know what changes everything from like the day before. I was starting to get on board with him being stubborn. Like he was Costanza. Like he was like, I'm going, let's go to the White House. I'm going to have two solariums in my White House. Dig your heels in. I ain't dropping out. And then he just dropped out.

But it's like, did he? Because all we have is a fucking tweet. You can't even. All right, I'll address the nation from the Oval Office. No, just send a tweet. Now, to be fair like you know when people are like you can't like break up over text i'm like why not yeah yeah i also i'll drop out of the fucking presidential race via via tweet what's the big deal but like you don't have

one my fellow americans like you know vote for kamala like you could be a fucking 30 second video but you gotta do that yeah it's nuts i think he's dead. When I saw you, I think you quote-tweeted something with Ruth Konda, and I was like, we're back, baby. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's what Democrats do. It's Ruth Konda season. We fucking make up weird stories about what our kids said.

Dude, the latest, there was two that I really, I'm pretty tight with that. Like, I don't like to, because half the time, it's somebody being sarcastic, and people can't pick up on it and the other times it's like not the most it's like i could i could understand that you know um but there was two you have the one up there right but uh yeah they they they that one that was like like your if your kid is even like talking about kamala harris it better be fake because that means their life stinks their life fucking blows a dick man the only the the shea shea shea this is sometimes where i have to check myself with rukanda's with kind of stuff though because there was a uh i don't think i've told this on the podcast, have I? There's a local politician, Jerome something.

And he has been on like every YouTube pre-roll. Oh, really? Like Jerome Barris or something with a B. And Jerome Lammers maybe? I don't know whatever it was she said to me the other day like are you voting for jerome whoever and i had seen all the pre-rolls too because i was like god damn this guy's fucking everywhere and it's one of those like joe biden kills babies you know vote for joe and and shea said to me like do i have to vote for him or should i vote for joe biden and i was like wait a minute fuck maybe these kids are actually saying this shit And Shay said to me, like, do I have to vote for him or should I vote for Joe Biden?

And I was like, wait a minute. Fuck. Maybe these kids are actually saying this shit. But that's only because I know YouTube was jamming it down your throat. But if you got good, I'm going to do a video of compiling all of the best Ruth Konda from the inception of, what was it? Ruth Bader Ginsburg and what was the guy's name uh chadwick boseman dying meeting in heaven together to ruth conda uh and there's there's like dozens there's so many man so fucking many and there was one today with that that that political

kid named harry harry like sisman or whatever so he's like a teenager probably now 20 something but he's you know uh and it said like tons of people are texting me asking me how can they get involved to help kamala win like no they the fuck are not no one is doing that how can i help kamala harris like dude the everyone's drawing obviously many uh comparisons between it and Veep. Yeah. And I actually, I've been re-watching Veep a lot recently, and it just happens to be on the season, like maybe season six towards the end of her thing, when she gets the, she decides her campaign slogan's going to be, not she doesn't decide, it kind of happens organically,

but her campaign slogan's going to be man up. I saw that, I was like, come on, let's just do that. Get Luigi Rodriguez to be on a fucking nigga video with her and like Kamala's like everyone's got to fucking man up vote for me they all like the alpha bros are like wait hold up is he the pussy alright I'll go with Kamala wouldn't it be funny if she

if she was like Mamala if she was like... Mamala. Mamala. If she came out and fucking dazzled. If she was like, yeah, listen, I was the VP. I've been like, I'm supposed to just sit there and be quiet. And if she was just fucking wrecking it. I mean, I don't think she has a fucking...

Look, they're hacking into us right now. Here comes the hackers. Did you see what's going on in Bangladesh? No. The fucking government turned off the whole internet for the country. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. There are student protests going on. Three days, no internet.

That's like, there would be a civil war. If you just cut out the whole internet for days on end, the world would stop spinning. I'm going to go Dante at this point. Throw my fucking tinfoil hat on. I was getting that. Tommy texted me about the cyber strike. What's it called? Crowd strike.

Crowd strike. Tommy. We've lost Tommy. He's gone. But he's been, I guess he saw a TikTok about a power grid thing or something like that. And he's been telling me for months. He's like, it's going out he he's been I guess he saw a tick talk about like a power grid thing or something like that and he's been telling me for months he's like it's going out it's going out and I was like okay give me like a time yeah give me when is it gonna go out and he was like he's like the deep state's gonna pull it on election day so Trump loses and I was like okay well then

stop talking about it till election day yeah yeah and then that happened and he got a text he's like you still think it's not real that's an insane goal post move like crowd strike a fucking tech company there was no power was lost it wasn't on the election like you can't you can't claim a win on this he's like no you're asleep you're asleep what are you talking about, dude? I do think that those guys are lying. I don't think you have a faulty update. That shit does not happen in that world.

But with those kind of clients, you put it in a sandbox first where you do it like a hundred times over before it goes live. And you have like a million people watching it and like everybody at least you know twitter fucking experts were like nobody does updates like in the middle of the day but there was just a million things that were like but it was the middle of the night right uh i woke up it was happening yeah i think but it i mean i guess it

depends on where in the world you're talking yeah i mean um mean, but I don't think that was just a whoops-a-daisy. I don't think that happens. That was Deep State? No, I think that was probably more like, I think they did just get hacked. My guess would be, I would think that they stopped the real problem from happening. You know what I mean? But I don't know. That just seems like a little whoops-a-daisy.

I don't know. I guess it could happen. What was the phrase I heard? When given the option to choose between malice and incompetence, always choose malice. I mean, always choose incompetence. Most people are fucking bad at their jobs. That's serious. CrowdStrike to me, I was like, what the fuck is CrowdStrike?

I said it sounded like a crypto coin for MMA guys or something like that. CrowdStrike. But could be. Could be. I guess. But we got the internet back up and running pretty quick. Was that global? That was everywhere?

That was not... It was global Windows updates. It was mostly, like, America, or... It was global stuff. Windows. Windows, yes. Everyone on Apple was Windows. Yeah.

My day was unaffected. Yeah. It was just... I mean, airlines and banks and all that sort of shit were fucked, but yeah, it was just chilling. The Pentagon was hard at work. Did you see the... Did you see the...

The Pentagon was focused on Captain dave um i heard about that pentagon but no i should say the pentagon that's always people always make that like a reporter wants attention and that's it yeah uh yeah captain dave i think is maybe in all of dave's characters captain dave is really high on the list right now Captain Dave is so fucking funny the somebody sent Dan the picture of like the map of the

Nantucket Harbor that he was like stuck in it's like so tiny you couldn't have gone anywhere anyway I still don't even understand what happened he just didn't know how to turn the boat on he untied I still don't even understand what happened he just didn't know how to turn the boat on he untied before turning the boat on

and then he said I think he like blamed the boat I think he was like you know the battery's dead the engine was dead like it just didn't turn on and in his words he didn't have any of his instruments he had none of his instruments so he couldn't tell how far out he was how far adrift in his words

but He had none of his instruments, so he couldn't tell how far out he was, how far adrift, in his words. But I did the rundown with him yesterday, and I said, come on. You shot the flare off for content, right? And he was like, nobody was there. Who was I doing the content for? I was like, point taken. Firing a flare when you can see other boats i said to him i was like what was plan b if you didn't have a flare and dan was like just keep yelling until another person heard you i would have loved a world the only thing funnier than a fucking flare

gun when you're still in the marina is if d Dave had to abandon ship and jump off and swim to the dock and then somehow retrieve his ship. But because, I mean, if Captain Dave abandoned ship, I would hammer him on that on every day. Remember when you literally jump ship? I mean, that is one of his all-time goats they said uh he was wearing like a badge of honor he was like coast guard said it was the first time anybody have ever had to be rescued by the coast guard in the harbor it's like that's not a good thing like no fucking kidding man no kidding that's never fucking happened it is he's a new boat guy guy. I used to work on boats, so I'm a very boat novice. But my dad has a boat now.

And when you're captaining, it is high stress. Nerve-wracking as fuck. Not even high stress in not looking like an asshole. It's not even that hard to do. Right. But like, there's like, there's been one time where like my, I, I took the boat to like a restaurant down by where my parents live. And I just couldn't,

and I like docked up and I just couldn't get it started. And I was just sitting in the boat. Couldn't get it started? Yeah. And I was like, I don't know what the fuck. I'm not going to go into that restaurant. I'm not asking anybody fucking help.

Right. And I don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to do right now. And it was just like the gear wasn't in neutral. But I was fucking with my instruments and turning stuff on. I was like tapping those little fucking – I guess I'm just going to die on this boat. I don't know. I'm not going in and asking for help because I don't want someone to come out and be like – You're an idiot.

Moosing a half an inch. I don't know. I guess I'll just fucking die here. Yeah. I mean boats are – if you don't know what you're doing or you're new to it, is, I mean, there have been times I'm on my brother-in-law's boat and he'll just be like, you know, can you grab the wheel and do this or that? And I'm like, I can, I think. So I'm like, I'm gonna, but I might fuck this up.

Who fucking knows? But I can't. Like, the flair is just nuts. And then, like, getting on the Coast Guard's boat or however. I don't know if they towed it or whatever they did is maybe one of my favorite. Dave. Having Carpenter Dave and Captain Dave all all in like one week was was real special but yeah if you haven't seen the clip there was some guy from you know some i'm sure some boston paper uh at like the pentagon weekly press conference at the last question was like

dave portnoy was rescued by the coast guard any any like thoughts on that and the guy didn't laugh or anything he was just like i don't i don't have any uh information on that i'm gonna pass you off to my colleague who might be able to fill you in on that rather than just being like, the fuck are you talking about? But, uh, I don't know what that,

what those people get out of that other than like a kick. Just like that was funny. Yeah. I don't know if, uh, you get some more clicks of some more followers or whatever. If you do, it's a smart play.

But, uh, I mean, cause technically it's like probably reported. I'm sure you get a sheet and it's like, here's all the activity from like the government and the coast guard and you can be like it was on there like any anything to say over that oh and then we also got uh we big week for dave uh we also got um concert dave we got we got like arena dave he he uh he said it best though he was like

i have a lot of strengths dancing and and singing. Not one of them. I wouldn't do this. I would say no. If I went and Zach Bryan was like, do you want to do a revival? I would say no. I would be like, nope. I'm all good. Game time.

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Yeah, my total was $470. That's crazy. I was joking. I thought, wait, what'd you get? I got three sweatshirts, two t-shirts, and a tote bag. Yeah, the sweatshirts are probably like $80. I obviously didn't really hear it, but it was, and a tote bag. Yeah, the sweatshirts are probably like $80. Maybe $4.17. I obviously didn't really hear it, but it was for something.

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Terms apply. That, to me, is very karaoke-esque. I've always said it. You either got it or you don't when it comes to karaoke vibes. I don't have it. I think I don't want to do it in front of a karaoke room. I would never do it in front of like 70,000 people. I think that's easier.

I think the math. Could be. Yeah. I've heard that before from like singers, entertainers, that big group. I would have an easier time doing it. I've never done karaoke. Never done karaoke? I don't think so. John Felberg has never done karaoke. Never done karaoke? I don't think so.

John Felberg has never done karaoke. You would be fucking fire at karaoke. You did karaoke, yeah. I've done it. I forgot. I did it. It's kind of cheating, though, because I think I did it Korean karaoke, which is where you— That's all the only fucking guy, right?

No, it's Japanese, right? I think karaoke is Japanese. Oh, well, now we're getting real. But I think the Korean version. Oh, well, now we're getting really – Now we're split hairs here, huh? But I think the Korean version, you have private rooms. But even that, dude, like if I'm with like my – like I would not want to do karaoke with you guys. See, I did it. I did it.

We were in Vegas for the Chicklets Cup and we kind of got our – it was just like a barstool room. Unless I'm with like my absolute like best, like my family like i i would be like nervous to do it in front of these guys i do it for you guys i don't fucking care no i i think i because i because i would look at you guys and you would be like this sucks yeah this one this was i lost my voice and so i did fucking i dido Unwritten, which was actually fire. This is a different person, by the way. Yeah, you really are. You really are.

You should get into crime, because they'd be like, we're looking for this guy, and you could walk in, and they'd be like, that's not him. Wait, see if you can... I guess I did a few songs, but I did screamo unwritten and MB showed me a video of it recently where I was like, oh wait, this is awesome. Yeah, that's it. That's it. Give me the audio on this.

Nope. That's not it. Yes, it is. It is. That's it. Did you just pull an audible? You decided to do that? Yeah. It wasn't like on the screen or something?

I couldn't. No, no, no. It was unwritten. It was on the screen, but I couldn't. No, no, but it wasn't like do screamo. No, no, no. I just did screamo. That's hilarious. I was like, wait, that's kind of fucking funny.

The rest is still unwritten. Yeah, that's the only time I've ever done karaoke. I forgot about that one. That's it. I've never done it to a bunch of strangers. Are you guys karaoke people? I've done it one time. I hate it every second so much.

I would be – I've done it once. I was in a relationship, and we did Drake and Rihanna, one of the Drake and Rihanna songs. I think, What's My Name? And it was like, you do the Drake parts, and I do the Rihanna one of the Drake and Rihanna songs I think What's My Name and it was like you do the Drake parts and I do the Rihanna parts and I wanted to shoot the place up

I want to be like I want to die I don't want no witnesses I'm killing all you give me your phones we're deleting all of this footage I wanted to die because

everybody else wanted to die too they were like this just sucks you just gotta know your limits, your self-awareness. Like, I'm not gonna be funny and I'm not gonna be good, so someone else do Screamo and it'll be funny. It'll be great. I feel like I could see you being

similar to me. It's just like, we're just like, we're just so like average, you know what I mean? It's like that wasn't anything. It's not funny if I do it because I'm like, it's not gonna be absolutely horrible, but it's not gonna be good. That's the thing. You either got pipes and you can sing or you do something funny but if you're just like

and the rest is still unwritten everyone's like boo get the fuck off. That's my issue. You know I can see being funny. No, no, no. I would not like doing it in front of you guys at all.

But when you do it with your friends that's no, no, no. I literally will not. I literally will not. You cannot get me to do it. It's like when I tell you you have to go back to college, I literally will not. I literally will not. You cannot get me to do it. It's like when I tell you

you have to go back to college for content. I will not. I will not. You'd have to offer me a lot of money. That's my issue with it is I'm too good. Oh, right. Oh, right.

Well, this we do have to do. No, no. No, no. It's too awkward. Listen, no. Jackie, listen. Stop. We said this

and you got off the hook. We let you off the hook. We always do this. We talk about something, and then we let it die. You have to do some sort of singing. But why does this have to be the one thing that we have to do? I don't know. You were talking about it recently, the punishment.

I don't know. We got to think of something. If I lose, I'll watch fucking love island or whatever the the love island show okay you have to sing wait punishment for what i don't know this was your idea this was my idea it was kevin's idea i thought it was you you had a punishment make me watch kevin was like no i won't watch no matter what no i was just saying... Yeah. Yes. But the thing is, you said it so... It's like when the weird haircut Seth said he could throw a football 60 yards. It was so like, I can do it, that sometimes you got to put your money where your mouth is.

And you being like, I am too good of a singer to like be a singer. Like me and Fights both sang, and then you wouldn't sing. Yeah, because... Because she's so good. What did we sing? It was just the three of us. Oh, it was Nickelback. Nickelback, yeah.

What was that? Look at this photograph. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the thing. That's like a Kevin. Like I can't, like I'm putting my foot down. No, I'm not going to wear it well.

Like we have to do, for example, so we have to do jousting tomorrow. Yeah. Oh, yeah. What time is that at? I don't know.

I think it's early. But I'm not going to wear that well. It's a karaoke. I'm not going to wear well. Literally what you're wearing? No, just like, well, yeah, but no, but just in general. That's not your thing. Being a nerd isn't my thing.

This bitch is too cool to be a nerd. But also, here's the other thing with the singing is okay so now that my downstairs neighbor complains and says that she hears everything i don't sing in my apartment anymore so my voice now you've lost it and so now i'm not here's the thing i think you suck at singing i think you suck at singing. I think you stink at it. No, but I actually am realizing... You're like truly Will Ferrell in Stead Brothers. Maybe I talked it up a little bit too much. And then I tested it. Jack, you doing that?

Never. I tested it the other day and I was kind of like, okay. Do you record yourself? No. Oh, my God. No, no, no, no. How can you know if you sing or not? Because I can hear myself when I say that shit sounds good.

Wait, did you do that as a kid? Because when I was probably 10, I was like, I can sing. Oh, everybody thinks that. Do did you do that as a kid when I was like probably 10 I was like I can sing do the voice record it and then you like listen to yourself I'm never ever

gonna sing ever cinematography that's gonna be my thing I think like I feel like if I sing along with the track

I'm like oh I like know how to just like but if and then I've heard myself without the track and it's like, oh my god. Like singers truly are the most talented people in the world because when a regular person tries to do it, it is a disaster. It's a common thing.

I think I would literally trade anything to be able to sing. That would be like the number one skill I would want to work with. Yeah, same. Out of all the talents you could possibly have? I'd rather be a good singer than the smartest person in the world. Same. Well, smartest person comes with some burdens.

Yeah. But what does singing really get you other than like, I think being the guy who like breaks out into song or like breaks out

and plays the guitar or the piano is kind of the asshole. No, but I don't, I think in terms of like mental health, I wouldn't need therapy if I could sing. I would just like

write a song about it. No, you're right. Singers famously are pretty, okay. They don't ever commit suicide all the fucking time yeah no you got a great voice

mentally you're fine but like before well yeah but yeah that's a good point but like could you imagine think about how therapeutic

it is like to just be able to like sit down with a guitar like on your like windowsill I don't get how people play guitars man it. It's so hard. You have millimeters

between these things. Shay's taking lessons and I'm like, you're never going to be able to fucking learn how to do this thing. It's impossible. I went to Blink-182 last night. Speaking of singing, the... the...

I heard they did a cool mashup they did What's My Age Again with 22 oh yeah yeah did they do that on stage no they didn't do it last night I don't know if it yeah I don't know

they that's a cool that's a cool concept they ended it with Taylor Swift no they didn't play any Taylor Swift they ended their concert with Taylor Swift once they got off stage

Welcome to New York like came on which I thought was interesting but the the show was so I went to two concerts this weekend I went to the Strike at Gramercy Theater Saturday night that's your Welcome to New York came on, which I thought was interesting. But the show was awesome. So I went to two concerts this weekend. I went to The Strike at Gramercy Theater Saturday night.

That's your people you've been putting on, right? Yeah, I fucking love them, dude. They're awesome. You were like the street team for The Strike. It's just you. You're the one. And then I went to Blink Sunday. And it was such an interesting juxtaposition of a smaller concert versus a mega concert.

Because at the strike, there's 600 people or whatever Gramercy Theater holds. And everyone was fucking gassed up and wanted to be part of the show. We've kind of experienced this a little bit in both sides of it. And it was just so much energy. Totally different vibes. It was so good. Dude, was like, just so much energy. Totally different vibes. So good. Dude, their lead singer is so perfect. He's just kind of like, jittery. I don't really know. He does moves like that.

I don't know. Show me again. Stack on in my car for the getaway. What a rock star. And then Blink was the, like, Mark Tomlin, which I was put on such a great show, and I was disappointed with the crowd.

I thought the crowd really, and I get it. I get where your head's at, where you're like, I paid $500 for this seat. Just fucking entertain me. Where was it? City.

Oh, I was wondering why you were going there. I was like, are you going to a mess game without me? That's cheating. No, that was my first time ever at city field yeah and um it is crazy how you guys just have no i know you're they're building it up now but just you've gone this long with just when i say when people say like when i'm like oh there's the chop shops like i think they think i'm exaggerating it's literally a series of nothing out there that mean, Mets have been a baseball team for quite some time now. Oh, yeah. How the fuck is there not a bar out there?

McFadden's was attached to Citi Field, and somehow that failed. So it's also our own fault if it's like we couldn't keep a bar going. But Cohen's going to fix all that. It's going to take a while. But yeah, there's nothing there. Also, you've got to think Blink concerts are probably old people now.

You're not as much drugs. You're not as much jumping around and partying. I think we are the new iteration, new age of Bruce fans. Where it's like, we're old, but we're cool. We're. Old.

We like to party. Yeah. But. But. I think that all the time. But do you. Don't you think every generation thinks that? What do you mean?

That we're cool old? But. But then. But then there is an anointed group. Of. Like. Like. Like. Like.

Like. Like. I think like Bruce. Bruce fans. Like. Those. Like. Those.

Get that. Excuse me. Those dads. I think those dads are all pretty rad. Yeah. Yeah. Anyone who like is a big bruce fan yeah i think tends to be a pretty cool guy yeah it's like steven kirk coolest guys i know

but be like like all right yeah you fucking did some living yeah yeah you've seen some shit yeah i i don't know like that was the vibe i got where it's like yeah like people who like i used to part i'll have a beer while i'm here but like i don't really i'll was the vibe I got. Where it was like, people would be like, I used to party. I'll have a beer while I'm here. But like, I don't really fucking. I'll tell you some stories and tales. There was a funny part. If I went to a concert now,

I'd be like, you know, I'd fucking sing some songs way back and forth. See, I was going nuts the whole time. And I would get some words wrong so I would hear myself singing

and that's when I would be like, bleh. But like, yeah, my section was pretty tame. People were standing at least but it wasn't like

I was fucking have you seen I don't know if this is popular or if it's just in my algorithm I feel like mosh pits

are like having a moment maybe they're not and I'm just seeing them but have you ever seen the wall of death oh yeah what is that

is that one band or is that everybody they do that. Yeah. That is truly the last thing on earth I would ever do. Bro, you know who I did it with? You did it? With Fight Ants.

Me and Ian Fight Ants. I remember when you went to that concert. I did not know you did the Wall of Death. First of all, I would get injured. I would not make it out alive. If you told me, here is a fucking AK-47. You have to go fight in the Middle East. Or you have to go do the Wall of Death. Give me the gun.

I will go. I mean, that is. Wait, what's Wall of Death? It's like they. Who orchestrates it? The band? The band. Okay.

They split the festival in half. And they run at each other like a medieval war. And they just fucking like boom! It's just like a human clash. So is this something that's been going on for like ever? Like metal bands have been doing it for like since the 80s? Or is this like

I think so, yeah. Okay. Help us 2019! Wait, that feels like such a bad end of the bargain For the people in the front lines though Yes but the freaks love it So they're like You want to be in the front if you're at this battle

If you're at this concert Just give it a pause and let it load up You'd have to imagine The people who are in the front Are not being like oh my god This is going to suck They're like this is going to be fucking absolutely awesome Because want to do it i i also saw one that wasn't i mean that one even looks tame from what i saw yo like the people in the middle you're getting like

thousands of pounds of pressure just like smushed on you i that would i would freak the fuck out. I did it at like a pretty, we did it at, we were at the Menzinger's. And it was pretty like, the whole, I went and I moshed with Five Ants. It was us and Garbage. And the Garbage Boys didn't really get in the mix.

Imagine Foley doing that thing of death. It would be like when the Wildings had the mountain, the giant just throwing people. But it was pretty like, you know, I think what your idea of a mosh pit is, and not that I have

a ton of experience by any stretch of the imagination, but like they're pretty like, like you're not, like I thought you'd say a pretty hardcore show to actually, like you're kind of

just fucking rocking out. I saw, so I didn't see, this was not a wall of death this was just another band and I saw these guys like fucking elbows and kicking and shit like people just getting like clocked and look at that guy just flailing

you get hit by that guy you have a broken nose if you catch a forearm to the oh my god that is uh my true number one nightmare like it's like beer olympics and then that that is like that is not fucking fun you i mean you had fun you liked it there's a blast yeah but you're also a fucking doofus you You like that shit. If you somehow get talked into that or dragged into that and you're not ready, you're fucked.

No, I think if you did it, I think you would... Again, I've only done it once and I've only been in mosh pits very few times. I think you'd be pretty surprised by how easy it is and how like... The like the wall of death not the wall of death i'm just moshing in general okay and like yeah moshing where you're kind of just like

bouncing but like it's very community oriented like when someone goes down like someone's down pick them up yeah i'm sure there you can go to fucking like fucking a disturbed or fucking uh who's who sings do us do do us do who does sing that i don't know awesome in the trip in triple x though good needle drop uh the uh that means like a german band yeah oh yeah but that like that band probably they probably have knives in their mouth like fire starter or something that rings a bell romstein fire starter i think is the name of that one song yeah they have another we were uh uh my uh the coach of my little my kids little league team uh brought a speaker for like every game in practice and one time the uh that that romstein smack my bitch up yeah came on the fucking like little kids uh little league playlist smack my bitch up

steve what are we doing here the uh i think i would do i still probably do wall of death before i did karaoke the um before i went to the strike saturday i went to uh, and I haven't been at a factory for like a day party in a while. I don't know what's happened, but I got to shout out the boys. Just the general boys? Dude, I had probably five or six guys come up to me. I don't even think they knew. I don't think they were Barstool fans.

I think they just thought I was a guy. They were like, dude, I just fucking love your outfit tonight, man And I was like yeah, we are we doing this Fucking gas each other out of the bar happen. I have a boy specific shirts at every single time I wear them now one girl comes up to me yet 15 Guys like do I love that fucking two-tone loafers. I was like, fucking right, boy! Complimenting your voice is in big time right now. It's an unbelievable

time to be alive. It was a nice outfit, but it wasn't anything you guys haven't seen. It wasn't anything crazy or extreme. Dudes kept coming up. Man, I love that shirt. Fucking right you do, bro! I was at my... I went to a buddy's house

in the Hamptons. He had a pool party and he, it was the best compliment and the most backhanded compliment I've ever heard in my life. He was like, in the most respectful

and least creepy way, when you took a shirt off in the pool, I was like, wow. So you were expecting the absolute worst and we're pleasantly surprised.

It's the year of complimenting how in shape you get, too, is big. Dude, we have severely lacked that as a gender. Yeah. Forever. I was about to say for years. No, literally forever. Ain't no cavemen back then be like, yeah, I really like your technique with the fucking club. We, as a gender, need to do that more cuz cuz it ain't coming from these girls

I've I've recently decided become I'm going to become a wife beater. Boys, I've come to a decision. It's time to settle down and start fucking beating the piss out of a woman. But, you know what? I would say maybe a more logical choice than what he's actually talking about. So you're going to wear it under that shirt

and you're going to let an extra button go? Let's say it gets hot. Wait, what? Let's say it gets hot out. Oh, you're going to let an extra button go. Let's say it gets hot out. No. Oh, you're going to be? You want to do one button, fine. You want to do fully unbuttoned?

I got a problem. If you're going to walk around in a guinea tea, you're out, bro. I'm kicking you out of the club. You're fired. So you're talking like you might just come into the office one day and just fuck it. Let's say we have to carry something downstairs. I might take off the shirt and then I'm wearing a wife.

Fuck yeah, dude. Are you wearing one right now? I'm not wearing it. I almost wore it. That would have been amazing. I think I have to announce it first before. Have you seen coming up, I think in August, is Italian Heritage Night at Yankee Stadium? Isn't that just called Tuesday?

That is going to be a fucking nightmare. I saw Danny Lopriori got the Juan Soto. They did a giveaway earlier in the year. It's a Yankees basketball jersey, pinstripe basketball jersey. And I was like, oh, my God, the Guidos are going to fucking love this. And so Danny posted a picture of him in in the in the jersey and i was like this is the most disgusting thing i've ever seen these i mean can you i said i need usually it's the unbuttoned jeter jersey with the guinea tea underneath if you had the

pinstripe basketball jersey underneath the jeter with the name on the back because you're all frauds, unbuttoned with the flat brim and the chain. I'm going to have to watch the Yankee game that night and do my I'm going to scan the crowd like it's going to be the greatest, the lowest hanging fruit of all time. That is going to be disgusting, man. But all right. Guinea T. Guinea T. Pass. I mean, yeah, listen, I'm surprised Mike Pavanelli is not a fucking guinea tea guy to begin with.

Just do the shivers. I saw a, I think it was on Reddit, a post, and I guess I'll just pose a question to Jackie. If I gave you an elephant and you were not allowed to sell it or give it away, what would you do with it? Wow. Great question. I'm in New York. Yes, you are.

Well, but I mean, she's got to be somewhere where you have a place to put an elephant, right? Well, what would you do with it in New York? Like, where would I stash it? Or, like, what activities would I do with it? This is the question. Wherever your head goes, dude. Okay, first of all, in terms of stashing it, I could probably fit it in the below here.

Oh, you just keep it in the... You're going to keep it in Shoegasm? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shoegasm. I don't think you could. I don't think you'd get through the front door. I think I could. Because there's a whole garage that opens out there.

So I would just kind of get him in there. And then I think... Oh, so it's a him. Okay. I didn't know we were gendering our elephants. Sorry. Okay, and then I would definitely ride the elephant a little bit throughout the streets.

It would be like a good mode of transportation. Probably. I guess that would be an issue. I don't think I could think of a single worse one. They like beach balls a lot, and I would play beach ball games with him a lot. I'd feed him stuff oh and then also

oh wait they're like they're trunks yeah I don't know what I would do with that but I would I don't know I'd be pretty trunk focused okay so you'd focus on the trunk and you would like play with the trunk probably have him pick stuff up hey can you so you'd focus on the trunk, and you would play with the trunk?

Probably have them pick stuff up. Pick stuff up for you. Hey, can you get me the sugar on the top of the thing? Yeah. I don't know. You're kind of spraying this on me, but I'm sure that there's a lot that I could do with an elephant, but I'm not. Nothing is fully coming out. Why do you ask this question?

I just saw it. I thought it was an interesting question. One of the coolest things I've ever seen, I don't think they do it anymore, when the circus comes to Madison Square Garden, this was years ago, they have to get the fucking things in the building, you know? And I think it's from the Port Authority? Like, for whatever reason,

they come in to New York, like, over here, and then you've got to get them into Madison Square Garden. So it's late at night, and it's, like, midnight or 2 a.m., whatever it was. We stayed up. It was a thing that you know about. So we stayed up and went out and you watch the cops block off the street and you watch elephants run down 7th Avenue in New York City.

Oh, that's very cool. It's so cool. It's like fucking Jumanji. It's all controlled and they put them into the – you go under the tunnel or some shit to get to the garden. But it's like for that couple minutes, you're watching full-blown elephants run through the streets of New York City. That's actually kind of – It was right before.

It was like 2009. It was right when I started Barstool. Had I had a phone or something like that, I would have filmed it and had great content. I just didn't. It was before all that. I hadn't even thought about this. And then when you asked – because I've been picturing it in a field or like in a suburb and when you're like in the city, my brain went to for some reason, I pictured

Dark Knight or Dark Knight Rises. And I don't know if we have those tunnels, but I just bring them right down there. And then I would start the rumor that there's an elephant down. Everyone's always talking about the rats. You know, there's a fucking elephant. What are you nuts? I don't know, man. I that there's an elephant down. Everyone's always talking about the rats. You know, there's a fucking elephant down there. What are you, nuts? I don't know, man. I heard there's an elephant.

I would start a business. I'd be like, you can come ride my elephant. I'll let my elephant just run around my backyard, and you've got to pay like 50 bucks to hop on top. Yeah. I feel like most of your time here with an elephant would be like trying to hide the elephant. Yeah.

I don't think that, I don't think that people would just. And it's a tough thing to hide. Yeah. It's a tough thing to hide. And there's just like limited space in New York where it's like. I don't think people are going to be nice. I feel like, I feel like, I don't know. I don't know.

I'd be worried for the elephant. You fucking got a dog. Everyone loves you. Like, guess what? I got a fucking elephant. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I saw the saddest fucking video, man. It was an elephant that was, like, smaller and got just shunned by the pack. And they, like, pushed it off a cliff. Like, there was, like, a little, like, cliff with, like, a little lake, like, water, a body of water. And they just, like, kind of nudged him until he fell off and fell in the water. And they wouldn't, like, let him in the circle. And I was like, fucking let this elephant in, man.

I think that he learned how to paint. You can teach him to paint. I'm telling him trunk stuff. Listen, it's 2024. If you're not into some trunk stuff, you're a prude if you don't do trunk stuff with your elephant. The other thing I was thinking about on Saturday, Steve, what do you do on the

weekends? Steve, come on down. Steve is the brightest star of Barstool right now. Everybody gives glowing reviews about Steve. I was like, I don't know. I was just like,

I wonder what Steve's up to right now. You're living in the city. I live in Chelsea. Chelsea. So, are you ripping it up? Not really.

No? So, this weekend I went to Providence and had to fix my AC. But typically, I don't drink or anything like that. Oh, you don't drink? No, it's not my thing. Did you ever? No, never. That was I went to Providence, had to fix my AC. But typically, like I don't drink or anything like that. Oh, you don't drink?

No, it's not my thing. Oh, did you ever? No, never. That was exactly. Wait, hang on. Have you never been drunk? I only drink water. Like that's all.

I'm a freak. Like Shay and Keegan, you were saying the other day. Yeah. I only drink water. Has that always been your thing? That's always been my thing. So that's what my kids are really like. I used to like apple juice, then quit that cold turkey when I was like five.

From then on out. I quit apple juice and cold turkey. And when you went to college, you know people were like did you go to parties but you just you're sober yeah when we all went out after your show i think i offered him a drink like seven times every time he's like again i don't drink so would you consider yourself like sober like you'll never drink or you're just like you know what i mean it's not like an alcohol thing like i just hate like bubbles and, so I've only ever drank water. But you can drink, like, whiskey.

Let me tell you about a thing called whiskey. I know. I was thinking, like, I'd be living hard if I drank, like, it'd be, like, whiskey, vodka. Dude, that's, honestly, God, I was thinking about you Saturday afternoon, and I was like, I don't know what Steve's deal is. I bet he's either stone sober or a fucking liability. Maniac. But a normal weekend is, like, I plan it all week.

Like, I'll go on TikTok be like best desserts New York City I'm building my week up to like that cake I'm gonna have on Saturday I'm just like I'm on TikTok

just scouring he's going after that cake that's what I do so you go around around the city to eat basically but is it

specifically desserts or are you doing like restaurant no I'll do restaurants too like I've been to Carbone are you cool are you living do you have a roommate or anything you live no it's just me solo dolo in new york city i know wow a lot of cake cake and cookies are you are you taking any uh any ladies on to these dessert places a little date on friday you play in the field or is it a

one woman kind of thing? TBD. TBD. I feel like the girls would love Steve. I think you're giving me too much credit. I'm trying to be honest. There's some videos leaking of Steve. Who knows? I'm afraid of God now.

There's just something about, I mean, I've done this long enough where people, it's very much like a be normal thing. You're just like normal and you get it or you don't, you know? And Steve just gets it. Like after making videos with him, I just like he just gets it. Same thing with you guys where it's just like there's plenty of producers I've worked with who are good at what they do, but it's like we just don't click. And it's like things that I just would expect you to get, like that reference to put that in the video or whatever, and they just miss it. Like from that level all the way down to just like he's always available. He knows.

I told him, like like send me any videos that you think are like good one minute man type videos and my output has like tripled since i told him to do that because he just gets it it's just it's a delight when you find and and the amount of people who like are willing anytime i've asked him morning noon night weekends party well i guess you're so right a lot of times yeah a lot of times I got nothing but time that's good to know now we're really making videos because there was times it was like a Saturday night and I'm like ah he's probably out I don't want to bother him

like you know he deserves some time off too now we're just going to work all night long but there's just so few people that we get that it clicks like that and Steve's been like for sure the one so and he's a blogger now yes even that even that Nate texted me and said And Steve's been like for sure the one. And he's a blogger now. Huh? And he's a blogger now. Yes.

Even that. Even that. Nate texted me and said, so Nate has been begging all of the franchises to editorialize your videos and your podcasts. Just whatever you talked about, write a blog and post the podcast so you get more attention. But we also get clicks. And like nobody's heard on it. And Nate was like, Steve came in and did it exactly correctly, like the first chance after like 10 years of trying to beg other people

or other people doing it wrong. Steve just got it. So it also doesn't have to be just the episodes. You can blog whatever you want. Yeah, but I want to say with that blog, that was like the ultimate wheelhouse, like Nate versus Dave. That was the perfect first blog. So now I think I set the standards way too high.

But if you want to blog, I don't know, there's some Springsteen news, if there's something that's in your wheelhouse. What else would be your wheelhouse outside of Springsteen? Yeah, create your wheelhouse. I'm like Springsteen. I like movies, sports, stuff like that. I was thinking every Friday, all the voicemails for the week, I'd choose like one voicemail and do like my take on that voicemail. Hell yeah. That's great.

I'd be like, if you want to do a voicemail, here's how you do it. Yes. Every Friday I do that. Great. You're awesome at this. Yeah. We also, we got, you know, all these who's the asshole and answer the internet type questions. You can do those.

I'm curious about best desserts in the city. Yeah. Me too. I should do that. Me fucking too. um i'm curious about best desserts in the city yeah yeah i should do that too there are there are some you know some what what what what has been like your best one you found so far banana so i got my socks knocked off last week chocolate chip banana bread with like a nutella frosting little cupcake bake shop it was 10 out of 10 what's what's your favorite dessert of all time

or like what you know what i mean like what's your favorite dessert of all time or like what you know what I mean like what's your go to like on donuts shout out Fleming's carrot cake in Providence like I know

Fleming's is all over carrot cake carrot cake you're talking Fleming's the steakhouse like I'll just order the carrot cake

from Fleming's no steak no nothing just carrot cake I there's a Fleming's near Hoboken and when I lived there

I went there I think Fleming's is like one of my favorite steakhouses ever that shit was unbelievable but the carrot cake the carrot cake is There's a Fleming's near Hoboken. And when I lived there, I went there. I think Fleming's is one of my favorite steakhouses ever. That shit was unbelievable. But the carrot cake. The carrot cake, it is perfection. They didn't make a single mistake with it.

Couldn't do anything differently. It's perfect. Wow. Yeah. What about, are you like a pizza guy with your boy Portnoy? I mean, I like pizza, yeah. I haven't done enough of it in the city. What's your death row meal?

You're going to be put to execution. I've thought about this. Give me an appetizer, main, four courses or whatever. Dessert, main, appetizer. Appetizer, probably like a crispy rice sushi. I like that. He's a worldly man, ladies. Main meal, rigatoni bolognese.

Then literally dessert is that Fleming's carrot cake. Wow. That's got to be the worst answer I've ever heard. I absolutely hate your fucking final meal. That would be my master's meal. I absolutely hate your fucking final meal. If that was my final meal, I would say just kill me. I don't fucking want it. No, a carrot cake went down right.

Carrot cake fucking banged. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It hits. I get it from the fucking... I get it from the deli downstairs for me sometimes. Was it good? No, it was terrible.

I was going to say, here? It was great. No, no, no. Oh, your apartment. Okay, I was going to say that. I'll go downstairs and I'll be like, I should get a slice of carrot cake real quick. What? Why do you sell it if you're so surprised I want it?

Yeah, what's the problem? All right. You want to do some voicemails? Do you want to stick around for a voicemail? Sure. Get the wheels going and then Steve will do one at the end of the week. KFC Radio is sponsored by BetterHelp. One of the phrases that I really, really do believe in

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thoughts on the new Eminem album. I'm just kind of bored by it. Curious what your thoughts. Viva. I thought the new Eminem album was great in that it's a concept album that people either didn't get right away or then when they said

they understood it they like really were not understanding it in that like people were either criticizing him for like still being like oh you're like 50 years old and you're still making these jokes and like he addresses that in in the album yeah like so apparently i i'm not figured i have not listened to this for myself yet but so the first when you listen to the album it's a concept album and you have to like listen to it through and there are songs and skits that it's there's the marshall mathers he has eminem and he has Slim Shady. Slim Shady has always been this monster, fucking evil character. And as the album progresses, Eminem kills Slim Shady. And all these skits are them talking back and forth.

And then there's one song where they rap back and forth, where Eminem is saying, you're hypocritical. You used to complain about bullies and then you became a bully you're like sensitive you talk all this shit and so like he is copping to it almost you know and he also makes

like there's one song where he makes a million Christopher Reeves references you know he was rapping about that and then you find out later in the album that that song was recorded in 2004 and was supposed to be on his relapse album but christopher reeves died and he was like even eminem had the wherewithal to be like i don't want to put this out yeah because the guy just died um so pretty cool and then i as i understand it if you listen backwards it goes the other way

slim shady kills eminem because there is there is a skit towards the end where it's like like that's pretty awesome yeah i think that's cool like i think eminem first of all gen z does not like eminem young kids hate eminem they think he's lame they think he's old they think his style is strange the jokes don't land uh they don't like him and that's that's i think the first rapper really i've always said this with rap it's such a young genre and it's weird that we're getting into the older years of it but inherently because their rappers are talking about money and parties and fucking and all that it's not like lame you know uh this comes across to the young group as lame like the the edgy jokes

and the being rude to like every group they're they don't it's like 21 jump street you know they're like that's fucking lame so i don't expect them to like it then there's the people who uh i mean he did have you know in my opinion very bad albums for like 10 years and those people kind of jump ship on him and they are not coming back so like if you're one of those groups i don't expect you to like this because you either you've made up your mind on eminem one way or the other if you liked old eminem and you still like that sound there's a lot of that on this and i mean the like eminem's almost kind of like lebron in that we judge like the the barometer is different you know like his wordplay and punch lines are so good but people will be like we already know you

can rap eminem like it's like what no that's fucking still awesome yeah you know like why why do we move the goalposts on that like if you have a lot of clever punchlines that's what rap is but now all of a sudden we he needs to do more than that because why i don't fucking know that's what he does um i think it's pretty cool to like have an uh to have be like 50 years old and have had the success and you've had he's very you know he openly was like i grew up a nerd reading comic books so he's very comic booky he does funny voices and weird sounds and even like some of the stuff that i saw getting criticized he'll do an ad lib after the end of a punchline where he goes like and it's like he knows that's corny or weird or just being like he's just fucking around with the

words you know it's like so some of the things that people are criticizing i don't think i'm meant to ever be like his like judge me on this you know what i mean uh even like he has a couple he's always had like a party song on every album that is like making fun of like party rap songs. And they're like kind of bad in a good way. You know, it's like and it's like I would never listen to that song at a party. It's like, yeah, no fucking kidding. That's kind of the point. So I'm a big fan of him and very interested in how he felt like he's one of the greatest, but also had such a down time.

That's very unique and i think having an album where you look back on that and acknowledge like i made all my money because i was this like edgy character but now i'm matured and i think it's kind of lame and and like he's it's it's almost like what he did in eight mile he's getting ahead of all of it and talking about it himself and somehow that didn't get a lot of love like i think we haven't heard anybody really do an album like that really ever where you're like i i could see if if kanye or somebody else that is like still really embraced in the rap world ever did an album like looking back on their previous characters and showing their growth and their hypocrisy and all that it would be like oh my god but eminem i don't know doesn't get that that

like uh grace from people for whatever reason um i'm sure i think i think i saw something that said uh eminem stops trevor taylor swift from history so i think he like got to number one uh or something that's what i take took it to mean yeah so So I think he always performs well. He's always going to sell well because he just has so many fans. But I think in the rap world, people like, like I said, the young people are out. And a lot of the older people, like the ship sailed where they're like, it just doesn't appeal to me anymore. And I'm like, I don't know why. Some of it I get. If you don't like the comic book shit, I get.

But some of it is just like this is this is like good rap good punchlines like path paths hates eminem and i wouldn't expect him to like it but i feel like if i showed him like some of the the like metaphors and rhymes and shit you would but i don't know you care about that shit you don't really care right yeah your generation is just like vibes right i mean i grew up you guys don't even listen to lyrics, right? Playboy, Cardi, Lil Uzi, they're just making noises. Yeah, yeah. That shit I haven't heard. To me, that's like, I like those songs as well,

but I would never be like, that's my favorite rapper, because to me, rap is all about the lyrics and the punchlines and the wordplay and the syllables and the flow and all that. But if you don't care about that, it's like, yeah, and that's what that guy, kind of what he focuses on. You probably don't like him. No, I like him. You like him?

Oh, yeah. Did you listen to him? My mom was a huge fan, so I grew up on it. Oh, my God. But like... Yeah. Oh, my.

I've never heard that phrase ever uttered in my life. Oh, yeah. How old's your mom? 54. That's not like super, you know, I mean,

she's 54- old steve's mom uh that's so funny yeah i guess she was in her like mid 30s when eminem came out right like 20 years ago ish yeah um so did you like grow up did she like play for you oh yeah she was playing in the car and stuff yes i i struggle with that because i'm like i don't know she knew i was gonna say it anyway yeah yeah yeah hailey's song is in my like recent on spotify because of that yeah well that's the other thing is he has so in the second half of the album when he is he has like a skit where he like definitively kills some shady and then the rest of the album has he has a song for hayley from the point of view of he's dead and he's like here's I'm trying to help you cope without me and

you know it's very funny to think of like I'm listening to the beginning of the album like he's doing his weird fucking skits about killing people and fucking raping people and shit and by the end of it I'm like tearing up thinking about Shay when I'm dead and he's got this song Jelly Roll it's all about his

addiction so like he you know he kind of did you know he did the funny shit but he also did the introspective shit i think he's always at his best when he's talking about his family i just don't think you get that from any other rapper right now like i i find it funny when you know gen z is making fun of eminem but will tell me like ice spice is it i'm like well i don't know we're just never going to agree on anything here we're just worlds apart so uh you either like it or you don't i don't think there's anybody who would be like i don't like this but i listened to it and now i'm in on it i think you're either

in or you're not next up kfc fights rest of the gang just got done with a hard day doing the lord's work filling fucking potholes. So I'm what everyone on the coast, I imagine, hates about the Midwest from Wisconsin. Got married at 24, kid at 25. And I'm just curious as to what's one stereotype about the Midwest or the coast that you guys either swear by or no that's not the truth good question um i wouldn't say what we as as coasters hate about the midwest is that they have families yeah i don't hate that i think i think it's uh i think the south and the midwest is known for getting married earlier than people in cities. I wouldn't say I hate any region.

I don't think. I don't love spending time in Florida. The panhandle is not great. But it's not the people. It's the fucking climate. I don't. Yeah, that's brutal. I do.

Every time we go somewhere, and I hate this this about myself and I wish it wasn't the case, but I am always astounded at how slow shit moves. And I hate that cliche about myself and I wish it wasn't the case, but like restaurants and service and just like getting, you know, you're at a counter and somebody's supposed to be doing something for you and it is just like crawling. And I'm like, what the fuck are we doing here? I wish I would just relax and not care about it. But every time we go somewhere else, I'm like, and also, I mean, shit closes at like eight o'clock.

Yeah. But we would be on the road and it's like, show's over. Let's just get a bite to eat. It's like, no, sir, you are not. Unless it's like fast food. Taco Bell might be open till 10. Yeah. I was like, what do you people not eat?

Like off hours at all telling me you guys don't consume 3 000 calories the uh i it's kind of similar the truest one i found is that it is hard to find a vegetable like i'm not even a vegetable guy i don't really i eat fine i wouldn't say healthy i wouldn't say bad eating food but But I remember I was in last winter – I'm sorry, last summer. I played in that hockey tournament in Minnesota, and I was out in Minnesota for like four or five days or whatever. And on day three, I realized I haven't had like a fucking salad or something. I should probably eat a vegetable while I'm here.

And I was at just a restaurant, and it was like I got a pork. And the pork came with potatoes, and then on the side, you could get the side options, and I was like, can I do the fucking Brussels sprouts too? And they came out, and they were... Tarot. Covered in candy. It was like the candy.

It was so much sugar, and I was like, you had like a sugar glaze, and they were like hard. Defeats the purpose. This is a fucking candy Brussels sprout. This is, this is worst case scenario. This is somehow worse than a Brussels sprout. It's a fucking candy Brussels sprout.

They, they don't eat. It was, it was, it was quick. Cause like it was, it was like a real like moment where it's like three days in. I was like, I don't, I don't think I've had a vegetable. I fucking wouldn't. I remember going to like, even likeashville when we got like uh you know chicken fried chicken or whatever that's called you know chicken fried steak or whatever and everything is smothered everything is you know and it's like oh this is a lot a lot to handle um

have you traveled around a lot oh yeah i've been to like every part of the country i'd say like west south where's the most exotic place you've ever been? I went to London. London? Yeah. But in the US. I went to Charleston in March. That was really cool. Charleston's a cool city.

I like Charleston. Newport of the South. That's true. That makes a lot of sense, actually. Jackie, you're bi-coastal, even though you're from Jersey. Jackie is so not from California. Jackie is absolutely... Jackie is from Bayonne're from Jersey. Jackie is so not from California. Jackie is absolutely. Jackie is from Bayonne, New Jersey.

Bergen County, for sure. That where you are. Nassau County, just past Queens. What does that mean? You're like a Long Island, New Jersey, New York girl. You look it, you sound it. Very Italian. You're Italian.

Are you Italian? Yeah, I am. Yeah. But that doesn't. Yeah. You look it, you sound it. You're very Italian. Are you Italian? Yeah, I am. But that doesn't... You don't look like... And you also kind of dress it. You wear those meat shirts all the time. Yeah, I buy and shop the meat shirts. The meat shirts, yeah. Honestly, when you factor

Jackie... What are you, 22, 23? That was really sweet. No, you're 23, right? 24. 24, okay. I have like two more buttons. You go,

I know this 24-year-old girl. She's had a boob job and a nose job. You go, where'd she from? California? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Lip injections, Motown. She needed, the boob job was medical and she had a deviated septum. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep it, keep it, get it correct.

Get it straight. Oh, you got chicks in LA, right? Yeah. Or I guess baby Jersey, too. Keep it, keep it, get it correct. Get it, get it straight. I had chicks in LA, right? Or I guess baby Jersey. No, but you could, yeah, I was going to say,

I thought you were going to say the opposite of that. That's what I can't, I think I've brought this up on the show. It's like, okay, so, so, okay,

I get spray tans. I dye my hair blonde. I like wear Lululemon and everything, but I don't look like I'm from the South, but that's what all the people from the South do. So it's like, why do I do the same steps as girls from the South, but I don't look Southern? What's the difference?

It might be the giant hands and feet. No. Even if I had smaller hands and smaller feet. I don't think. You're telling me that girls in the South wear... Dress like you dress? Because I picture girls... But girls in the South, in my experience, girls in the South are...

I mean this very complimentary. You're a bro. Yeah. And girls in the South are like... No, but even if I'm in my frilliest dress, I'm not... You're a bro. No, no, no no also like you guys don't see you guys only see me around you guys yeah well that's you know it's like if i'm with the girls i'm with the girls yeah but i i've seen you with your girls i've seen those videos and shit like when

you're drunk like and and like partying you're like i'm like looks wise though like what is the difference i don't know it drives me crazy i when i picture a like southern girl i think it's tan i don't think i think of southern girls as tan you think i'm tan no one finds a compliment like that like i think of A southern girl as Like Blue

Blonde Blue eyes Like No but they have All the fake tan I know I don't know why In a dress

Very debutante Very you know I don't know A St. Louis girl I can scope her out from St. Louis girl Yeah St. Louis For some reason

It's like I don't know I cannot pinpoint what it is They have a certain look that every single time, if I see like somewhere, I go, I'll bet you $100 as St. Louis girl.

It's always, how often do you run into St. Louis? No, it's like, it will be on Instagram. Like somebody will like post, it used to be,

I guess in college, like somebody would like, yeah. The last thing was, we'll go to USC. No, I guarantee this happened once. No, no, no.

This happened. And my sister said the same thing. She goes, I don't know what it is. I just know. I'm pretty sure. Didn't we proclaim St. Louis, Missouri the worst place in the world, right? St. Louis was tough. Yeah.

Missouri. But I remember we said on the podcast even, Missouri is the worst state in the union. People got mad about that. Did you? Did we go together? No, because I don't think I've been. Have I been there? You went with YP. I've been for the stanley cop yeah i didn't go for that i remember i remember i tweeted at like 9 p.m i was like is there a fucking convenience store here and

all my replies were like dude you're still outside i'd go inside oh oh yeah what the fuck are you talking about nine o'clock yeah it was like nine o'clock on a Monday night. I'd get back to the hotel. I would say, but like, it's, you know, the way you talk. It's probably the way you even like carry yourself. We don't even realize it. I don't know. I just think of girls in the South is very hoity-toity, girly-girly.

Yeah. And girls up here, you know, like Jackie, will, like, break your neck. So you think I'm cutthroat. Yeah. So I'm a badass. Thank you. You had such a big smile for that. You were like, I'm a badass.

I'll break your neck. I do. I do. Like, if somebody calls me badass, like, I never get called a badass. Not like badass, but, like, kind of cutthroat. There's this guy on Love Island love Island who calls his girl. Uh, he's always like,

you're a bad man. And he's got that accent. And I was like, Oh, if I was a chick, I'd love that. I'm a bad man. That is,

I think that that might be the best. Not that, that I think somebody, one time somebody told me I carry myself well, and that is the best compliment. I think like, yeah, yeah,

that's good. I don't know what the fuck he was talking about. Thank you. I give myself that compliment. Basically, no. One time this guy said that, right? That's me, right? No, but then.

But yeah, as far as what's called stereotypes. It's not even a northern thing or a northeast thing. I've become very acclimated with New York. It is a late night and a convenience yes and nowhere else yeah like just being able to walk outside and go across the street and get what you need you can do that like anywhere you live in new york yeah maximum i actually like more often like five minutes would be a lot you know i know people always roll their eyes and i i wouldn't do it. But like, you know, people make a big deal out of bodegas and they're like, oh, yeah, we don't have anywhere we can get a sandwich.

We don't though. Not in the same way. You can go to like a gas station. You can go to like an official deli. But these things that are open all the time that have all the shit you need. It's like I need to like roll a blunt, get some food, get, you know, a snack and pick up like toilet paper or whatever. You know, it's like you can or whatever. You can do that. You can't really do that in a lot of other places.

You can go to CVS, but you've got to get in your car and drive 10 minutes or whatever. It's literally 24 steps. A lot of what I hate about those are the things that I also wish were not like me. It's like I wish I was different. Yeah, yeah. So it's like I don't like that about you guys, but you guys should stay the way you are. I'm the asshole. I'll work on my...

All right, last one. Yo, what's up? KFC, Fights, Jackie, the whole gang. I mean, talk about stereotypes. I wanted to bring out something that kind of bothers me that I think is completely pointless. But automatic flushing toilets, bro. Those shits are so inconvenient. It makes no sense to me

they say that they're more sanitary because you don't have to flush the fucking toilet or whatever but the thing is bro is like i'm literally putting my ass cheeks on the same fucking toilet that you just put your ass cheeks on so how sanitary is that and i'm not one of those people i'm not pulling out the toilet paper putting like the artificial seat like i don't got time for that like i'm trying to take a shit but with these automatic toilets bro some of them are fine you know you sit down do your business you get up it flushes whatever but a lot of them are really fucking sensitive. And so I'm sitting in a public bathroom. And each time I adjust myself, it's just flushing automatically.

It feels any movement, it just flushes. So just now I was in a Wendy's. They had one of those. Nobody was in there. But if I was in a place where people were in there. And every single time I move around, it's fucking flushing. They just think I'd be shitting a lot. And I do be shitting a lot, but not like that much.

You know what I mean? So, I don't know. I think it's completely pointless. I hate it. My question, or a question that I have is, what do you think are the most pointless inventions that are supposedly supposed to be more efficient, more sanitary, just overall make things easier, but in reality they just fucking don't.

I've definitely had these before. I fucking hate it. Anyway, let me know what you guys thought. Well, Bluetooth technology is one. Wireless is a good thing. Certain wireless things. I've been team wire for my headphones forever and i always will be yeah

but airpods are are not it and i think they're that's a good one it's very frivolous and extra and not necessary and you need to charge it and it's it's it's one more thing that can go dead one more thing that you can lose easier that That would probably be the one for me. Yeah, but I definitely have a couple others. I'm like, you think you're making this easier? Bluetooth, QR codes. While we're on with QR codes, outdoor dining. I'm done with that.

That's crazy. Why? Outdoor dining? Just like, do you want to sit outside? I mean, outdoor dining, like New York outdoor dining right now. How would it work with the shacks on the street? Oh, that's still a thing? I know we were trying to replicate European plazas and stuff like that.

It's just not the same. It's 10 million degrees out. There's fucking fire trucks and shit. It's so loud. It's not in a plaza where people just walking by it's fucking yeah like whenever you're going inside put me inside you're also gonna get asked for money four times yeah yeah europe has like scenery that's like i want to be out it enhances the experience new york i mean sitting outside in new york is not it was it was

very nice like it was nice during covid and it during COVID, but I think that served its purpose. Yeah, we can go back to not eating in shacks. I ate one a few weeks ago, and a rat was just on the garbage. Yeah, exactly. I was like, this is awful. Yeah, nobody wants that. Unnecessary. My issue with automatic toilets is the opposite issue

of his. It's when they don't flush. And you're just dancing in front of it. You're waving your chicken. I don't know. What else can I do here? You're fucking doing dance moves. I'll try and surprise it. I'll get out of the way and put it back in.

No, I didn't get it either. Somebody should put a hidden camera there and fuck with you. So then I just fucking run out. Dude, I think a lot of stuff in cars nowadays, the anti-drifting lanes, that's stupid. Bro, I took a picture of this, actually. Even like I think Tesla's being all electrical. And the other day, this kid needed to move his car and he couldn't just throw

the keys because he had his fingerprints set as the thing and he had to go move the car for him. It was like, well, that's stupid. I'm sure these are things that are good but not really necessary. I can't find it. It was very recent I took this picture.

I got in an Uber and a lot of Teslas are Ubers. It was very recent I took this picture. But the... It was a... I got in an Uber, and a lot of Teslas are Ubers. And it was cool. And if the feature is just to be cool, fine, whatever. But who was that for? The Tesla screen where it's like, here's all the cars around you. Yeah, I'm fucking... I got eyes. Yeah.

Why do I need a whole screen of what's around me? I guess if you're doing auto-driving, maybe you want to be able to see that. But is the auto-driving even a thing yet? Does auto-driving even work? Yeah. For like in a regular town? Not really yet. It was just like this fucking big screen of like, there's a car up here on the right.

Yeah, fucking see the car, dude. It seems wildly unnecessary yep the tesla doors are like really embarrassing to come out of yeah and they don't like work you have to push that thing to come out i've seen that where it's gotten frozen and you can't really hands work yeah yeah you can't i think you might have seen it one time around the road and i was like i can't get in the car i was was like, how do you fucking do it? I just thought about this when I was kind of off topic when I was walking home this week. And I just hear like right outside my apartment.

This guy goes, yo, yo, come over here. He's like trying to park his car. He's like, did I hit it? He's like driving this like beat up old truck. And there's an Audi behind him. I'm like, bro, you could not be more inside this other car. Like his, the back of his car was like a foot into the Audi. Did I hit it? I'm like, you're you could not be more inside this other car. Like his – the back of his car was like a foot into the out. Did I hit it?

I'm like, you're good. You're good. Just go for it. I let him go. I'm like, thank you so much. I don't want to ruin this guy's day. Didn't we want to do – you said you wanted to do Ryan Reynolds, right? But did we do that on the podcast?

What? It was fake. It was fake? So many people commented. Oh, yes. Yes. So I posted it being like, yo, this is going to be a fucking viral thing. Yeah.

And the very first comment was like, you know, I've heard that before from someone else. And I called John. I was like, did we get – I mean, at this point, we got to call it getting passed. Sorry. You got two on your jacket right now. It's getting passed. What was the other one? The homeless guy getting fucked on the bench.

Or the homeless guy fucking the guy on the bench. No, that was real. No, it's not. I heard that same story from my friend. Why didn't you guys tell me this? I thought we did. I thought we did. I know.

I've seen the video. I think you just saw a video. But I think that's the, yeah. That's the video? Yeah. Either that or there's the video? Yeah. Either that or there's a serial homeless man. Bro, no.

They didn't know this kid. Everybody knew. Are you sure? Actually, no. I don't know if it was Miami or Indiana. I don't know. But it probably does stem from somewhere. I'm sure something like that happened.

I mean, that's a pretty extreme one. It was streaming on Instagram live and all that stuff. I saw that video. It's awful. Yeah. I don't think I just watched the guy fuck her. You just watch some weird porn, bro.

That's what you watch. As soon as like, I had said to John, like we started to talk through it and I was like, yeah, I don't think that guy would lie to him. I was like, yeah, he would. He was like, sit down. I got a story for you. He didn't know who you were. He probably walked back to his group of friends. He's like,

I did the Ryan Reynolds thing. It's like the wet bandits in Home Alone. He did it again. Why do you do that? You're an asshole. You told that guy he's going to think it's a real story. You're going to tell his friends. They're going to say it on a podcast. They're going to look stupid. Why do you always do that? That was a tough one because i was like i was thinking it's not even a tough one if someone told me that i believe it i'd be like i love finding new ones i think you

were the one who uh told us that that passes was fake yeah so you always got to hear like the next generation of people who are like i've heard that that one before. So it's through no fault of your own. But now that you got got twice, you can't have a third one. If you have a third strike, you're also fired from that, too. You can't be the fake story guy. Like, J-Mac is paving right now. But, yeah, that one was a good one because it was like – those things are always just believable. Yeah.

It's like – No, it never crossed my mind. Even when Kevin called me, I was like, nah, it's got to be like one comment. There's no way. That's fake. And then it seems like it might be fake. Like who makes that up? Unless I think it's like Jackie says.

It's rooted like – there definitely was a guy who hit a mailbox and it had been cemented in and he probably said, oh my god, I feel like I broke my arms. And then it snowballs. But it's like if you – we should try to make one up. We should try to do that. Try to get a story to go viral that's like Jackie comes in and tells some – like her version of the cannibal thing. People would believe that. Believe all women. It's always believe all women.

So you got to tell some story that's completely... Don't even tell us. Start thinking about it. Be like, the craziest thing happened to me this weekend. And see if you can get the internet to believe it. And then be like, it's a lot of bitches. Because if you could do that, by the way, the podcast would go viral.

It's good for business if you start lying. And then just be like, yeah, I was lying about it. But then I lose all credibility like now any story I tell people are going to be like oh well that's the fake one

that's a good point or so what you got to do is like two truths and a lie you got to have a couple crazy stories and then a couple ones that are not

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