KFC Radio - Uncle Chaps Breaks Down His Upcoming Move To Barstool Chicago - Inside Barstool
Episode Date: May 1, 2023Uncle Chaps joins us quick before we take the stage in Austin, TX where we are overheated. We talk about the early days of Barstool Sports, ladies adding new spots, the first tv show moment that turne...d you on, and Chaps upcoming move to Barstool Chicago! 00:00 Uncle Chaps Returns 07:21 Its too hot in here 09:55 Early days Barstool 15:09 The ladies are addin more spots 23:56 Move to Chicago Get tickets to KFC Radio live here: https://linktr.ee/kfcrlive Betterhelp This episode is sponsored by Betterhelp. Go to https://barstool.link/BHKFC for 10% off your first month Gametime Download the Gametime app or go to https://barstool.link/GametimeApp, enter your email, and redeem code KFC for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr
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We are live in Austin, Texas at the Paramount Theater.
Let those dogs breathe, baby.
We're going toes out.
Don't you guys wish you could just see right behind this?
I bet you can't.
It's so goddamn hot.
Bro, it is 70.
Where am I looking?
It is 76 degrees in this fucking green room
to the point that we are all icing our bare feet
just to try to stay cool.
This is my literal nightmare.
This is crazy.
This is one of the hardest things I've ever had to do.
We will get you another medal for this right here.
Honestly, if you gave me the choice of being in this green room for the next 45 minutes
or getting shot at war, I would probably pick the gunshot.
Brother, you and me both.
It's a cool spot.
No, it's not.
It's a hot spot.
We were told that we are literally the first people to use this green room.
They just, I guess, renovated it.
And so then I said, well, maybe get the HVAC people back here.
I said, can we get that going?
They said, we're having a bit of a issue.
I said, you think it's 76 degrees.
What do you know?
What do you what?
Yeah, well, it's a little weird because Texas is probably hot.
And like in general, what do you think an indoor temperature should be?
During the day, I go 75 at night.
Dude, if I did my power bill last month, Kevin, $830.
That's why I asked because I get that.
At night, it's like 70.
Bro, I keep my place at 66.
I go 10 degrees cooler than you, bro.
If I could, I would.
But I think because my house is older, I think I would get sued by the state of Texas.
You would be like DiCaprio would come get you.
You're like an environmental problem.
Yeah, exactly.
I actually don't have an answer because I don't even know.
Well, we also know your place could go to 90 degrees.
Dude, last...
Let me ask you a question.
Do you have an air conditioner for the summer?
No.
Last summer, a year ago,
he either broke or he just didn't have one?
So this is my third summer in my apartment.
This bitch is putting on a sweatshirt!
All right, come on, Jacqueline.
Get the fuck out.
See, this is where I know it's a you problem
and not a me problem.
This invalidates every... Right, right, seriously, this is where I know it's a you problem and not a me problem. This invalidates every...
Right, right, seriously,
this moment right here is my validation.
No, no, I'm not like, I'm not like freezing.
Crazy.
You basically put a blanket on.
I would just be a little bit more snug
if I had an egg, like a little something.
Dude, you're gonna be...
This is my third summer in my apartment yeah and uh without air conditioning three or two
no i never this is how i never had it i guess actually that's not that's not completely accurate
i came in in september of a summer of a week so i got like the end of summer so it was hot
right but it was never like and so we tell them all the time,
just either A, fix the problem,
talk to your landlord,
whatever, do what you gotta do,
or go get one of those fucking... Put the thing in the window
with the little...
I have an older building,
and so it has bars on the windows.
I'm on the second floor,
so you have to be pretty nimble
to get up there.
But it has bars on the windows,
so I can't put a regular air conditioning in. then i got one time one of the fucking one of those
stand-up ones that you can plug in and roll around it didn't work and then i was like i'm sure i'm
doing it wrong like i'm sure it's a functioning now wait this is because you don't have it in
your bedroom you don't have it anywhere right the other one the other one is just like so old like
it is also a very open room. That's a lot of heat.
Also, they're not quite floor-to-ceiling windows,
but they're pretty close and they're high ceilings.
That place is a fucking microwave during the day.
What do you need? I can see you stressing.
I think I'm going to throw up.
Oh, yeah. It's that bad. Go do your thing.
Closest bathroom?
Right to the left, right to there.
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That's how hot it is in here.
And you're putting on a sweatshirt.
It's sickening.
It's because I'm wearing a sweatshirt. Oh, yeah. I want to kill to be in a sweatshirt. It's sick of you. It's because I'm wearing a sweatshirt.
Oh, yeah.
I want to kill to be in a crop top getting a priest.
I might put on Jackie's shirt for the show.
If this feels a little
bit cooler out on stage, if it's
even remotely close to this, I'm
going to be dripping.
We'll go tarps off.
I might have to do the whole show naked.
Could you imagine that i can't
think of anything more disgusting than than us doing a live show naked like the way we sit like
imagine just like you're actually you know what i gotta be honest i gotta give you some love
the people are are buzzing about how good how in shape you are the people are talking about
your pythons the other day yeah the the video i posted from the green room with the mangoes you had your fucking arms out it was just people like yo i need to know
the truth like is john a mess or does he work out every day and i was like honestly both
it's an economy of man like like you are probably aside from you know cory g and the freaks that we
know the world like my regular crew my regular people in my life you are probably the most disciplined uh like person who goes to the gym that i know but then expand your circle brother
no you're pretty like but you go like every day i go every day so i mean how much how much more
can you go i i do you do a workout or whatever every something every yeah whether do you go you
don't run do you no i don't run but i'll jump rope or i'll do like uh so yeah listen i get it you know you'll be fucking
disgusting with your food need all your mangoes and shit but then you hit the gym every single
day so you would be all right on stage naked i would be no i'd still be disgusting it is it's
actually oh yeah let's not get crazy but it but like even like it's it's just not visibly appealing yeah yeah like even
burt who is obviously shirtless he's one of the few who can do it like there's it's like it's a
tight fat that's what it is like it's a when you have a belly get it done oh. Are you okay? Feeling better? I don't know. It's because of the temperature, right?
No, I've been feeling sick.
Oh, great.
Let's share microphones.
Let's touch bare feet.
I thought I was just plain hot.
Yeah, yeah.
And now I'm just fucked up.
Are you okay?
No, but I'm going to push through.
We don't have to do this.
No, I have to do it.
Okay.
Well, this, again, will be like the most, you know,
selfless thing you've ever done.
Yeah.
Bro, you're literally crying.
Are you sure you want to do that?
I cannot stress to you how little importance this is.
No, I'm doing it now.
Okay.
That was some violent throwing.
Yeah.
I'm going to be honest.
It was on your glasses.
I wasn't lying.
I wasn't going to say anything.
Ever puke so hard it's on your glasses, bro?
Can we get him a war?
Have you ever seen Problem Child 2?
What is it?
Problem Child 2.
I know you probably did.
Yeah.
Where the kid goes to the carnival and he goes around and around.
Yeah, and he projects around and around and projects.
That was me.
I'll try to talk away from you, Josh.
Usually it feels better after you puke, no?
Yeah, I think we're coming down a little bit.
I think there's the post-nut clarity.
I think there's the post-puke resurgence,
if you will.
This might come as a surprise to everybody.
I love a good puke.
Yeah. You love it. Yeah.
You're disgusting.
I got this bipolar medicine that I take,
and I accidentally doubled her up.
That's not a great idea.
That's like the medication that you get.
It's fun to double up.
It's not one of those,
like, whoops, I took too much.
Let's just buckle up and have ourselves a good evening.
It's like, oh, fuck.
Vyvanse is a terrible one to accidentally double up to what's that
vivance like if you it's like adhd medicine it's got like legit methamphetamines
i don't know how i used to do that stuff like methamphetamines yeah um like with regularity
like in college like that like like but like, but I mean, like the
pharmaceutical pill, like I can't, I haven't taken one.
I think the last one time I took one was in England when I went like for like 24 hours
and we had to do, we had like a, you need to read some ice water for you, bro.
Like jet between jet lag and get into a soccer game.
I just took a buddy's Adderall and, and he fucked me to be honest.
He gave me a pill and I took it and he went, whoa, did you take that whole thing?
Yeah, I did.
Five minutes?
Adderall.
That was the Keith special.
That was the Keith special.
Yeah, I would come into work and he'd be like, hey,
you need to do a couple blogs
and let me throw you an Adderall.
And it worked.
I would knock down six.
You need to do a couple dozen, man.
It is funny to think about those, the old days,
which are now the old days, which is weird.
That the old office and like even just moving to New York
is now the old days of Barstool where there's fucking,
fucking a lot of time before that.
But the, I tell this story sometimes where like,
you think you hear about like the hear about the old fucking ESPN,
those guys have all the fun. The early days of
big companies, it wasn't like that
by any stretch of the imagination.
You'd stand up in the office
and be like, anyone got Adderall?
To be honest, you could probably still do that now.
It was very
loud and open, whereas I
would hide to take my multivitamin.
I don't want anyone thinking I'm gay.
When it's all said and done,
and they tell the story of Barstool,
I think it's a wildly
intriguing and interesting one,
and at the same time, a
super boring one.
I think it's more boring.
There's intrigue business-wise. It's the same thing every day for like seven or eight years but you would think
small changes but it's basically the same story yeah you would think that like the office the
you know we got a bunch of like 20 something and then you know as time goes on eventually 30
something guys together get some girls in the mix eventually a lot of money we're like well speak for yourself but even but i
even mean for like dave like dave you know we'll get to like you would think that it would be like
i mean we already have the frat boy party tag and like it was none of that yeah and it very well
could have been i think maybe not maybe it wouldn't have been as funny and i think i think i'm the only
frat boy who was there and i didn't like france
right right and i mean we had the blackout tour but again that was just like you guys
like it was almost like our people 23 yeah that's the difference our people like part like our fans
i think party but we were always just the ones like hosting the party or doing the work or
whatever and i you know i don't know if if like said, maybe we wouldn't have made it as far as we did.
So it's a good thing,
but it would have been fun to maybe,
you know,
I think there are a little bit,
there are like three stories of like,
yeah,
things got crazy.
It was like the first night in the New York office where people got drunk.
It was like a concert,
right?
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, some people fucking in the office yeah yeah yeah yeah i puked and went on
uh with cat tim yeah that was a fun one i thought my wife was gonna make me quit at that moment
because you could see in the video like i'm talking shit with dave and talking shit to
cat like way outside my normal character and then you could see me look at my phone
and it's all caps like Matthew
what the fuck are you doing
really I don't think I knew that
it was one of those
cold water to the face of puke in the bathroom
yeah
reminds me of when we were interviewing Nelly
and Kevin Hart showed him that his sex tape was going
viral and Nelly just went
oh god but yeah And Kevin Hart showed him that his sex tape was going viral. And Nelly just went, oh, God.
But yeah, that must be sick to have a huge dick.
Totally.
Who cares?
People, yo, this is how I know the world.
He didn't even stop the interview.
He was just like, what?
This is how I know the world's fucked up, though.
Like, the internet was saying they were making fun of him.
And I was like, that's a pretty good dick, dude.
I never saw it.
If that dick doesn't get like
you don't have to
praise it, but people making fun
of that dick. It's like, okay, show yours.
Jason Williams. I understood when people made fun
of his dick. Which dick was his?
I think my dick knowledge is not where I thought
it was. Duke and for the Bulls.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I mean,
which was his dick? I'm trying to remember what his
dick looked like. I wish it was like the mushroom top, like, yeah. No, I mean, which was his dick. I'm trying to remember what his dick looked like.
It was like the mushroom top, like complete flat.
It's like you're going to hang out on top of that with Toadstool.
I wish I knew that when we kind of butted heads over the Odo Beckham on a plane thing,
and I would have made fun of his dick.
Damn it.
I would have been like, oh, yeah, mushroom head?
I think it was one of those, the fappenings it was like Carissa Thompson Oh It's ringing a bell now
Ringing a bell now
That was like collateral damage
Because they were like
Look at Carissa Thompson's pictures
Because she's hot
And then it was like
Oh but you're also good
Jason Williams
Because I remember
The Fappening
I remember there was
There was another
Duo like that
And I remember
We were joking
That they said like
It's the XYZ pictures
And we were like
No no no
It's the boyfriend's pictures.
Do you remember?
Oh, God.
Or no.
You know what it might have been?
It might have been Tiger's dick leaked with other celebrities.
And we were like, who gives a fuck about the chicks?
I need to see Tiger's dick.
Yeah, that would make sense.
But either way, I'm usually more excited to see a dick than a girl naked, you know?
Oh, I think I remember what was weird about Jason Williams' dick now.
It was like, it was thicker at the shaft, like an oak tree. Oh, I think I remember what was weird about Jason Williams' dick now. It was thicker at the shaft, like an oak tree.
Oh, really?
Yeah, it went out like a triangle.
That's got a wedge of very interesting things.
Right?
It's at the base, it's bigger, and then it goes.
We're going to have to figure this out, you know?
I mean, I'm not saying it's a bad dick.
I'm not saying it's good.
It's just different. It's a unique
one. I could see some people enjoying
it.
I don't know. That feels like you're
starting dinner with dessert. If you're starting
thick.
True.
I think they wanted to be opposite.
They wanted to be filled in the back,
you know? You know what I found out
recently? The A-spot.
Have you heard of that?
They invented another one called the A spot.
I love learning a good spot.
I don't know if you'll find this, so I'll just look up the A spot.
It's like a little bit, it's like the back, like the G spot you go up
and the A spot you go back.
Oh, I ain't worried about that one then.
And I was like,
wait a minute. When did you guys
enter? Apparently,
according to Bird.co,
there's a G spot,
a C spot, a P spot, and an A spot.
Fuck off. Fuck off is right.
That's kind of what Monica was talking about on Friends.
Right? Seven, seven,
seven. No, I don't know that.
You don't remember that when she's like talking about.
I've never really seen.
They had like the vagina and the vulva, which lest we forget is the entire pussy.
So they went.
She was like talking about the different areas.
And she was like, you got this area, this area, this area.
So what you need to do is start one, one two one two three what and then she like
climaxes like seven seven seven i do not have that kind of it was the first time watching like
network tv that my dick moved i didn't know what she was talking about i was like but that's that
dude we we actually often talk about the first time your dick moved watching something.
Mine was a lot of
vagina.
That makes sense.
Austin Powers. She's in the hot tub
and her nip slips just a little bit.
I was in my aunt's apartment in Philadelphia.
She was a teacher at Drexel.
I had gone down to visit her.
I rented the videotape, VHS.
I was like, she was in bed.
I was in the living room just like, pause, rewind.
Pause, rewind.
It just, areola pops out of the hot tub.
It's just a little bit.
It's so quick.
But when you're that age, a sneaky areola gets you going.
Bro, guess what?
It comes back around.
It's full circle.
It really does?
I'm back at it.
Yeah, a nip slip really is awesome.
There's something about the,
it's like the same way that if a girl were to send you a nude, it's better than just looking at, A nip slip really is awesome. There's something about the...
It's like the same way that if a girl were to send you a nude,
it's better than just looking at...
You can Google naked chicks all the time.
Easily.
When there's a personal aspect to it.
Or like a sneaky or like a...
You know, this shouldn't be.
It shouldn't be on the movie or the TV, but we get it.
So the A spot is known as your anterior fornix
erogenous zone is particularly underexplored the a spot is located further up into the vaginal canal
above the g spot and closer to your cervix i don't understand all these spots yeah i don't
even i don't know any of the words by the way this is how this is how ridiculous these i don't have
service cervix length these bitches are talking about the c spot these hoes are getting. I don't have a cervix length, dude.
These bitches are talking about the C-spot.
That's just the clit.
We don't need to rebrand it to the C-spot.
That's just the clit.
And my dick is not a sniper rifle where I can just identify different spots.
That's the problem.
It's like your dick can't even do...
I'm thrusting the same way, baby.
My dick's that moose running through snow.
I got one speed, one direction.
No agility on my penis.
My dick's got a decent 40 times a three control.
It's a disaster.
It's like when those hippos are trying to attack
and they're just going through all the water.
We're not an anaconda looking around the corner here.
By the way, this music doesn't matter, right?
Oh, yeah, that's not good.
Okay. matter right oh yeah that's not good um but yeah i just i want to get a good uh picture um because
when it says higher than the g spot i don't know i'm always just hooking in there you're
gonna need like a submarine periscope yeah um yeah like the poor the poor g spot was like just starting to get you know it's shine people
like we're just starting to figure it out and now we gotta hit that honestly someone's saying
look feel for the sponge yeah it's arguably the greatest piece of advice i've ever been
it really does it's it's spot on who do you think said that first all the advice that's ever been
given to me it's probably although, if I could correct it,
I think it feels more like just texture-wise,
not size, not placement, everything like that.
It feels more like, remember those old IBM computers?
Oh, boy.
Oh, with that little red thing?
That little red thing.
It feels more like that little red thing.
Yeah.
God, I hope I'm right.
Otherwise, I'd be feeling the wrong thing, though.
The G-sp spot feels like that?
I feel like that little thing is more clit-like.
With looks, if you look, yes.
I'm talking feel.
Feel.
I've never seen the G spot.
I've not disemboweled a woman.
The A, so if you're doing the G spot,
the A spot would be like that instead.
I don't need to know all these things
i'm i'm setting my way what would you do if you went home and and you said honey i'm gonna find
the a spot tonight what would you say the fuck you are yeah caps locks right exactly i might get
punished for just even talking about an a-spot. I wonder what...
But I did remember my actual first TV.
It was, do you guys remember Tupac's How Do You Want It video?
Oh, yeah.
That was it.
Oh, yeah.
That was your reaction to Tupac.
That was your first...
What, like you saw the unedited version or something?
Yeah.
Like it was the first time where I was like, what's going on here?
What is this hotel about?
Why are they going in here?
What is she doing with her butt?
See, like, gangster rap, that era did what I think people think the Barstool early days were like.
You know?
That was just like, just bitches and drugs.
Also Janet Jackson, when she was in Scream.
Janet Jackson with Scream?
Janet Jackson.
No, no, no.
She had a song called Scream.
Oh.
That was one with Michael. Janet Jackson had an album cover or album art,
or she was in a music video, where she had her thong,
like her G-string pulled up over her pants.
And I want to say that was one of the early girls to do that,
because that was a thing, too.
When that wave hit, it was like,
you're putting your underwear over your pants.
That was quick.
This is Lita on WWF.
That was her thing.
I was going to say Mandy Moore might have had one, your pants that was quick this is lita on wwf that was her thing i was gonna say toxic might
have had one where she's in a teal type shirt low-rise jeans in front of the pepsi that might
have been there for her first song i mean anymore did not do a thong over her pants maybe i'm
thinking aguilera one of the pop stars that's a big difference though yeah it is but i think
mandy moore might have had one i think everyone was wearing it back then on the red carpet there
was there was fashion there yeah there was a bit of a you know what i mean shout out to cisco dude cisco and the thong song
literally revolutionized the world have you ever there's an interview where he's talking about that
if you never even noticed he it's just the same thing like three times in a row he just does
dumps like a truck what what let me see that thong.
And then he just does it again.
That's the whole song?
He does it again.
And the producer was like,
you know, I think we need to mix in
like a bridge or a pre-chorus
or like a feature or a verse.
And he was like, nope, just do it again.
Oh, why are you telling me to mix in a single
when I'm dropping bombs?
Like that was so good.
Like he knew what he had.
He was just like, fuck it.
It doesn't matter, dude.
The artistry.
He had that silver hair.
He also didn't get a dime off that song, right?
Because he stole someone's beat.
I think it's a Cisco.
It's a Puffy Sting situation.
I don't think he makes any money from that song.
There is something like that.
Yeah.
Can we get a Google on that, Jack?
I don't think I did. Yeah, you're just all right thank you see this is where the walk the pushovers being kevin r
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Okay.
So,
I mean, we'll have to do a more
fully extended version here
for you, Chapsy, at some point, but
the move to Chicago is happening,
and you are going with.
I am. I know you were looking
to probably move out of Texas anyway,
so this is kind of, you know. It was to probably move out of Texas anyway. Mm-hmm.
So this is kind of, you know.
It was really a perfect storm type of situation.
But Chicago probably would not have been on your list,
or was that something you were looking at?
No, if Dan and everybody wasn't going there, I don't think, I probably would have looked at, like,
Colorado or something like that.
But with that happening and what's happening in Texas,
it was a no-brainer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah yeah i know you're
doing colorado i thought you were doing illinois maybe i must be misremembering i thought you were
talking about illinois anyway but i had talked about colorado uh not probably not with any of
you guys but it was we knew that we were going to probably move eventually so we were just kind of
looking at which states in colorado i enjoy marijuana so i think yeah beautiful be a good
time so but now do you um so this will be the first
time you're in and like you're part of a office yeah barstool first time back and forth yeah and
office um which will be a game changer man it's it's funny that like this late in your career to
have a game changer you know what i mean it's like yeah you'd be set and settled in whatever
you're doing but i think a whole new door is about to open for you and honest to god i feel like if
this wouldn't happen i'm not sure how much longer i would be at barstool really because it's it's so
different now than when i started like when i started there was like 12 of us yeah and i knew
you guys you guys knew what i was blogging about knew what i was talking about all that shit the
last two or three years it has not been that way.
No.
Where I don't know who even the content people are.
Like, I don't have some relationships with those people.
So if I would have stayed down
and there was New York headquarters
and Chicago headquarters,
I might as well just, I mean, I could be like YP.
Just like, yeah.
But YP got such a run through.
My motherfucker held on six more months.
He never was coming up as ever again.
And he was working so hard on that show.
Was he?
Well, I don't know.
I think he was doing seasonal content when no one else was.
So Dave was like, you haven't done anything in six months.
And he's like, it airs in the summer like and now people have different seasons and different times
and all that shit but where so where do you think you would have gone what do you think you'd be
doing i don't know probably nothing i mean realistically i have my retirement pay already
and like my wife has a good job so i i don't know what i would have done i would have stayed on the
space no my kids too old to do that yeah so i don't know i and i talk a big game i didn't they would have forced me to leave it's not like
i would have walked into eric or dave's office i don't even know if dave has an office but i
wouldn't have walked in there like hey guys i quit like no that would have never happened
you better believe it
your family been getting payments long after you died
i was talking about what they're trying to do with some of the new stuff in the new york Bro, that is what. Your family has been getting payments long after you died.
I was talking about what they're trying to do with some of the new stuff in the New York office.
And they were talking about what to do with Dave's office.
And I think one of the ideas they're kicking around is just to give it to, like, Glennie.
Like someone who just doesn't need an office.
Yeah, Frank.
Put in Frank with some, Frank, in a nuclear bunker.
Seal it off. Where the only thing on the TV is the worst Mets games.
It's just
insulated enough.
All you hear is like...
Do it like
they did to Blanca in Street Fighter.
Just put him in a tube.
Everybody,
somebody put it up.
What did we say?
It's like maybe the 50th time we've done the Blanca reference.
I would love someone.
Let's start now.
And you have to add at least 15 or 20 to it in the half.
But we'll keep a Blanca counter.
Normal people who see normal movies usually describe it as a Clockwork Orange type situation.
I have not seen Stanley Kubrick's masterpiece, so I'll go with the Jean-Claude Pint. It's real boring.
I've tried it so many times
in the first five minutes. I'm like, who are these?
I think it was just weird at the time.
Clockwork Orange, no one had ever seen
anything like it. Now it's like... Now it's a Criminal Minds
episode? Yeah.
Put it on the board.
Alright, Chassie, we will give you a full
good behind-the-blog, inside-Barcelona
type episode at another date.
I think that was basically it.
I got to cool my dogs and get ready for the show.
Do you have any before and after plans for Chicago?
Do you have new things you want to do being around content?
Or are you just going to go in? plans for Chicago? Do you have new things you want to do being around content? Yeah.
Or are you just going to go in and just figure?
I remember our first dinner in New York
when Erica was like, what's everyone's plan?
And everyone had a bunch of ideas
and no one did any of them.
Yeah, that's probably what I'll do.
That seems like something that's kind of my grand ideas.
We're going to rent this out and go travel here
and film with these people.
I had multiple series ready
to go and I
did literally zero. I mean, the biggest
thing I am excited about is working with people
like every day, like being able to go
in and be like, oh, hey, that dude's funny. Let me
go do something with him. Kate's here. Let me do something.
Kate and I have never done the same thing.
It makes all the difference, dude. Yeah, we've been working together
five and a half years. You're basically starting a new job.
I really am. You're going to be stunned by how much different it is just having
someone in the same room it's great i have worked in my office by myself since 2016 yeah it's crazy
for that i did three years in college by myself yeah from home and then my last year in the Marine Corps, I had to work from home because I hit that cop. So they didn't let me go back to work.
They didn't let me go back to work for a little while.
They're just like, let's just wait for this dude's retirement.
They're like, hey, man, you can just go home and eat like ice cream and shit.
We'll end it on that note.
So it's been like 10 years, man.
It's crazy.
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