KFC Radio - Unexpected Barstool Employee Gets Backlash For Tweets Ft. No Jumper

Episode Date: October 4, 2022

- KFC and Feits both have full breakdowns within the same week - KFC almost accidentally sent Jackie a text that was NOT meant for her - Feits' Notebook thoughts - Minecraft YouTuber, Dream, revealed his face and the internet is calling him ugly - Billy Eichner calls out homophobes for poor box office weekend - Barstool Employee gets backlash over controversial tweet - Video Voicemails - who wyr sit next to on a plane - spread false info on accident - health data with Frank and Duggs - No Jumper Interview on their influence on the rap world, Adam 22's recent interviews/threesomes on Plug Talk, new live shows, mustard on bagels and much more ++++++++++++++++++ Timecodes: 0:00 - KFC and Feits' breakdowns 28:20 - KFC almost sent a BAD text to Jackie 37:27 - Feit's Notebook Thoughts 51:32 - Dream Face Reveal 01:07:48 - Billy Eichner 01:16:58 - Barstool Employee's Controversial Tweet 01:34:22 - Video Voicemails 01:56:41 - No Jumper Interview +++++++++++++++++ Gametime: Download the Gametime app and redeem code KFC for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). Helix Sleep : Get up to $200 off all mattress orders and 2 free pillows at https://barstool.link/HelixKFC Hellofresh: Go to Https://barstool.link/HFKFC and use code KFC65 for 65% off plus free shippingYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Ugh! Ugh! This guy's, you know... Is this a cis white male? Son of a bitch! I'm just saying. Is this recording? A match of words. Okay, good. I thought it was Quick Wikis.

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It's like a palindrome. Look at that. Chemistry, folks. That's fucking 10 palindrome. Look at that! Chemistry, folks. That's fucking 10 years of chemistry. It's another edition of KSU Radio on the Barstool Sports Network. You dumb bitch. Where was I? I was so rudely interrupted by Jackie.

It's another edition of KSU Radio on the Barstool Sports Network. What I was going to say is I'm back from when I missed, and John's back from when he missed, but now Nick is out, so it's a rotation. Everybody can take their time off except for Jackie. It turns out that these hangovers we've been having are actually the new strand of COVID. It's called the flu, and it's a fucking bitch.

It's way worse than COVID. It is. That Monday hangover. I'm like, what is going on here? It's motherfucking flu season, dude. Bro, I was on that Monday. There's footage of me. I mean, I was hungover, no doubt about it.

But I was like, I've never felt this in my entire life. This is the worst thing that's ever happened. And then I remained sick until today. I'm still sick right now. Feeling much, much better. And I just kept being like, what the fuck could this be? And I think it was you who said it's so funny that it was like three years of everyone like, you just sniffle people.

He's sick. And now it's like people are deathly ill. What is going on here? I can't figure out what's wrong with me. It's not COVID, so it can't be sickness. The flu. Dude, I was talking to my mom and she was like, actually, this might have been part of the breakdown.

And she was just telling me how long the flu lasts. It's a lot longer than you want it to be. Yeah, it's like fucking like 14 days. Yeah, she was like, a good flu will hit you 12 days. Yeah. I was like, what are you talking about? I've been feeling this for 12 more days, but I'm on day 10, so we're getting there. We're getting there. We're getting there.

Yeah, it's also like, I don't know if it's like you're, I don't even know what to say. It's like are we having these breakdowns because we're sick? Are we sick because we're having these breakdowns? Oh, yeah. It's breakdown Tuesday here on KFC Radio. Like we are not in good shape. I mean, my eyes are all puffy and shit last night because the Mets lost, and I just started crying.

Like, I'm not – I mean, yeah, listen. I cried about baseball last night. But it's like what I think I realized was, like, the Mets were like the little, like, finger in the dam. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, like, the straw that brought the camels back times a million and there's like just so much other stressful and really just downright heartbreaking shit going on in my life right now and the one thing I had was the Mets I kept like shutting everybody up and kept winning and then they lost and it was like floodgates bro

so I just I just got in the shower and just cried no way how long that you know is really funny so i uh we on the royal we here i'll speak probably for most men and certainly like the irish catholics of us i don't think we oh we understand how much we need to cry right we talked about this a couple episodes ago a couple couple months ago. Crying is awesome. I bet one of us cry this episode. Well, crying, I always talk about jerking off to get the poison out. My tears are poison, bro. And they just sit in there and they fester. I read that, but then I also read that because I was down with that.

I was down. It said that crying, you're actually expelling. I get like it stings. Oh, you mean it physically hurts. Yeah. I read there was some people on on tiktok that said like tears actually have like hormone or something that like you need to get out of your body and like you're actually and then doctors like no that's not true at all it's just like salt water but i was like i'm down with that idea you know uh but i but i do you know you feel better after you cry right oh yeah so i get in the shower and i'm crying about

like kids and divorce and lawyers and court and all. And fucking my body is still in shambles, and I'm getting old and, like, all this shit. And then – and so, like, I started to cry a little bit. And then, like, a flash of, like, the Mets game would happen. And I actually would almost stop crying because I'd be like, all right, that's actually just sports. It's not that bad, you know. So then I cry for a little while. And then it wasn't stopping because i was like all right let me cry get this over with and then it wasn't stopping so then i started crying that it wasn't stopping

and i was like oh no this is really bad so then i was just like weeping and you're in the shower it's almost like um i see the way jackie talks about sucking dick where you get all messy. Remember that? I was just like, is it tears? Is it water? Is it shampoo? I don't know. See, that's why I wouldn't cry in the shower. Because you want to know it and feel it. I want to be a mess. I want to be dry. I want to get in the ears

when you're laid out. I want to know what this liquid is. What am I doing to myself fucking right now? Dude, if I could go cry in the desert, that would be the perfect place to cry. Every drop of moisture is from my tears. Yeah, this is me. Well, so that was my breakdown was last night, courtesy of the Mets.

Were you sitting or standing? I don't know why I wanted a visual. Both. So first I stood. First I just stood. Then I stood against the wall like this. Kind of like do one of these. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then I just full blown sat down. And I guess I just, did I do like a knee hug? No, I think I just sat down and just fucking cried. Fucking cried, man. That babe. I fucking like that. And then I went to bed, i didn't but i didn't feel good like that's why i'm still so tired i have bags under my eyes i was up like late all weekend

i'm just like uh it didn't work apparently i have to address these problems and not just literally cry about them i can't just be a big baby Why isn't this working? I did the baby thing. Through the temper tantrum, why is it not working? But you told your breakdown story at DC. Shout out to DC. Great crowd on Thursday night for our live show. Jackie did great

She tried to prove her jumping I didn't get up stage for that jump So I didn't see it until the clip came out And I've watched it a thousand times It is Staggeringly short So bad I'm going to watch it again

It's a shockingly short jump But my running start. No, no, no, no, no. That's not even. I was worried about hitting people. Yeah. That was a pretty big open runway. Yeah, there was nothing.

That's what most fucking pilots say when they land at airports. I was worried about hitting something. If I had done too big of a jump, I would have just smacked into the wall. Yeah, that's true. You were real close to the wall. She goes the table length. She goes one. I don't know if you cleared a full double table.

I think, yeah, it was a table and a half. Well, I also went one foot. Because I'm worried about the nose. I gave my excuses. She was worried about the nose. She didn't get enough of a running start. So for anybody who doesn't know, Jackie said that she could jump 22 yards and then realized that that means 66 feet and then downgraded it,

but not really, and eventually landed on, like, with my running start, I can still jump, like, 10 yards or something like that. Yeah, it was far. It was the first down. I go to the bar. I go out of the bar. I wanted to jump on stage. In my head, i was thinking about

when we do theaters dc improv great comedy club low ceilings laughter sounds good um but um it's not a thank you it's not a theater so we couldn't have like a run on stage i i wanted like a like a shot of her like leaving on stage you know uh but we did go out into the crowd and we cleared a space and um i meant to go instagram live i remember i was talking to pavs about that i was like let's go instagram live right on this so people can see us live in the show i forgot to do it was getting my phone out to like just plane record it and i she jumped it was over by the time i was like getting it i was like okay wait and then boom she just jumped but when when we we did it i cleared the path

and then i i walked we didn't clear the path we just let me go we have not true i'm you don't know how many people like i was like move move move move move and they like pulled their seats in or pulled around and uh and then i just kind of you know walked out i counted my paces so i was like one two three with my feet roughly a a foot, you know, and I counted out like 25 or 30 and it was like the whole length of the room. And then I was like, okay, you'll, you run and jump from here. This was like, you'll get this running start. Here's where you jump.

And she was like, she said something at that point, like, well, okay. Or, or, you know what it was? I was, I was like, i stopped probably like 20 feet away and she kind of was like keep going keep going i was like no go deep exactly that uh i was like you're not gonna reach here and then i can't believe that was like your your your your um what's the word? Technique. That sucked. I know. I want a redo.

Yeah. No, you'll get a redo. I promise you that. We'll do this as much as you want. What we really got to do is go up to the building. You almost spun yourself in midair. It was terrible. It was like the form was so bad that you turned midair and landed.

Your foot is not going forward when it lands. Because I didn't want to hit the people. Oh, my God. What if we do this? What if we make her do the triple jump? I don't even know what that is. The triple jump. I've heard of it, but I can't.

The triple jump is you run, and you, like, jump once, and you hit, and you jump a second time. And then you, like, go for the whole fucking shebang. And that way you could maybe get to, like. That way she'd hurt herself for real. Definitely. Because you don't, like. I think way you could maybe get to like... That way she'd hurt herself for real. Definitely. Because you don't like... I think I might have tried it before. You know, like when you're in high school

and you're kind of like fucking around at the track and you go jump into the sand thing. And I tried to do that. And it was one of those things where like the... If my knee is supposed to go this way, it went like that way. You need to be like on a trampoline and not fucking hard ground.

That seems like something like if I have the 50% success rate, that's playing with it. So that way. You need to be like on a trampoline and not fucking hard ground. That seems like something like if I have the 50% success rate, that's playing with it. So that's technically three jumps. You're going down on one of them. Man, fucking Jackie. What about if we gave, like if we do a Jackie jump

with a trampoline? Like let's give her some, we know she can't really jump, but if we give her a trampoline or something and make it like she's gonna be soaring through the air and see if she can stick let's just go to like tramp world yeah yeah there's one near me I took the kids to all the time

there's been two times I've hit myself in the nose ah the nose soon has to be delayed to like a year till Jackie can get her nose better meanwhile she's doing like fucking lunges in the backyard. Well, I'm happy you brought that up. Did you watch the latest update of the nose job, which is now officially the Jose job, by the way, because she posted it just spelled nose job.

And the latest update from. Yeah. What was that? Sound like gunshots. Gunshots. Okay. I don't say it sounded like gunshots. Gunshots, right? Yeah, okay. I love the same page. Sounded like gunshots from up, right?

I would have just said back, but definitely where gunshots would start, like the producer's area. Where's Frank? Where's Frank Fleming right now? Um... Where were we? DC Improv. So Jackie... There we go. So Jackie is throwing a party.

We are throwing a Jackie party rocker nose blow party on October 26th. That's when Jackie can blow her nose. So we're going to throw a fucking bash. Because listen, so she made her video. I'm nauseous already. She made her video. She said, listen, I had to drink. I had to dance.

I had to party. Sorry, I'm a party rocker. My nose is a little swollen because of that. I haven't been living exactly how the doctor told you. I'm a party rocker, but I can't blow my nose for six weeks. That was the video. She marked it on the calendar, October 26th, and so we're throwing the party rocker nose blow party.

Come on to our party. There's going to be more blow than you've ever seen in your world. And Jackie's just at like midnight or something, like the stroke of midnight on the 26th. Maybe we'll do that. Okay, yeah. Just blow that honker. Unload that thing.

It's going to be so gross. It's going to be so gross. The weird thing is like i probably haven't blown my nose any longer than you well that's what's funny is like blowing your nose is not really a thing until but you also haven't had dried blood and like all sorts of shit going on in your nose like if you told me right now like i bet you i won't blow my nose till october 26th yeah yeah probably not i i bet i'll keep going'm 50 Yeah How long do you think you can go I have like a

Like a childhood trauma Involving Blowing my nose So I don't What happened Just my grandma Like pinned me down Made me blow my nose

What was it I was in It was in And the truth Once again Comes out I was in North Carolina Like a family reunion

And she was just like Blow your nose I was like no Pin you down Like on your Like on my chest I was like blow And I was no and and i don't it's not the first time somebody's pinned down john and yelled blow i don't know if i've blown my nose like since like i don't i don't blow my nose how old are we talking uh i can send you a picture at that family reunion but i would

say eight to ten my usual age yeah seven 7, 7, 8, 9, 10. That is fucking hilarious. When I was a big Michigan State fan. That was the hat I was wearing the whole trip. I don't know why. Yeah, pinned you down. What's funny is when I try to get Keegan to blow his nose, he goes,

like, that's your fucking mouth bro there's nothing coming out of your nose man but also what's crazy is kids will just let that shit just it's a faucet how can you not get grossed out by that because i said i don't get grossed out by me oh um by the way just like quick recap if you if you haven't gone back and watched it steve all on on the podcast was amazing. It was fantastic. There was a moment where you were puking. Yeah.

I don't think I said this on the pod. I think I said it to the group. But if I'm repeating myself, I'm sorry. You were puking and you brought the garbage bag in, the garbage can in here. And then Steve-O and I were sitting. And I think we both had a moment of like,'s let's let's act a little bit here let's ham this up like let's not even acknowledge that it's happening and me and him just locked eyes and he was talking about like the his dad's reaction or whatever and i was like really

oh wow like i just kept the conversation going because i was like it's so funny if me and steve oh just have a totally normal conversation while he's retching in the corner over there it's the perfect person for it. I felt so bad. That was Colleen's first time I think. That was... Oh, she knows though. You know the deal, right? That was like in your kitchen though. That was... Usually the

pukes happen like outside. You can see them. That's the worst first time you can have. John puking on your fucking toes. Yeah, so go listen to the Steve-O episode and unbeknownst to me I would say the Stu Finer episode was a fucking like

a bucket list thing and I didn't even know it until it happened that guy is unbelievable when you get the real Stu I didn't even want to say it to his face because I didn't even want it to be construed in like a negative way at all because it is kind of negative in the beginning I was like this guy's too much like he's just too much for me like i'm more of just like a let's just have a conversation and be funny the screaming and the yell and i don't get it and then over time

you start to know him and you get to know him and he's so nice and polite that you buy into all of it and now i know the two sides of him and i was like this this guy's fucking absolutely amazing yeah he is he's the biggest light switch in the history of the world. Like, I mean, we had Light Switch Lou, and Stu's the bigger light switch. Yeah. And also in a way that's like he'll – like he could be doing advisors and being like, fucking Hannah, I'm going to fucking eat your ass and lick your clit. And I could text him and be like, Stu, like, you know, my kids are in trouble. I need to get to the hospital or something.

And he'd be like, okay, I'll get you a police escort right now because I know the guy. He would flip like in a heartbeat to like, you know, my kids are in trouble. I need to get to the hospital or something. And he'd be like, okay, I'll get you a police escort right now because I know the guy who knows. He would flip like in a heartbeat to like, you know, save you or whatever. So anyway, two unbelievable episodes back to back. And really, if you think of our four Monday episodes from Dan to the return of Francis to like, not the coming out party, but kind of like the, you know,

Rudy and then Stu. So Mondays are fucking hot. Go listen to all those ones but the reason I said all this I don't remember it had something to do with oh my breakdown so yes I said I didn't know if I had said this

publicly or not that's what I meant but anyway this is all to come back to DC and say that when we were on stage in Washington, John talked about his breakdown on the Northeast Regional. Not the Acela.

That's really the main point here. It was on the Northeast Regional. Which is as depressing as it can be. Kevin, when I tell you that I was sitting in piss, I'm not exaggerating. You mean your feet? My feet, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Not my piss. It was just overflowing out of the bathroom. It was not my piss. This is one of the few times I can be like, that wasn't my piss. Dude, I went to the bathroom, and I was like, you could hear the rug squishing. And I was like, what the fuck? Why is it so wet over here? And I slid open the bathroom door, and it was just fucking pissed, dude.

Fuck, you remember that Brian Cowan story? Yeah, just pissed. Just fucking pissed. I mean, I don't know if it was pissed or what, but it was fucking. Liquid from the toilet. It was flowing water on the floor of the bathroom. Oh, my God. And actually, I didn't even tell any of this stuff on stage.

Yeah, yeah. That was what was funny. John said something about a meltdown, and we kind of laughed about it, but I don't think he ever told why or how or what the details were. I don't know what the details are, Kevin. I don't know what the details are. The details are that I was – There had to be a reason.

Mine was the Mets loss. It was like... I was sick and I was just like... I've been sick for five days at that point. Whatever it had been. I knew what we have coming up. We were very busy. I was like...

I think I did the math where it was like 26 days until it was a day off. Weekends and stuff like that. Then think i did the math where it's like it's like 26 days until there's a day off like weekends and stuff like that and then like i've done the math backwards and it was like 24 days since i had since we'd like and then some of these things are like personal travel but it's just like shit to do like a wedding or something like that like it's not all work work work work work but it's just fucking something to do like not sometimes those are worse yeah right you know and um work it's like At least in some Roundabout way

I'm making money This is just like I don't wanna fucking be there You're just being a pain in my ass And so like I was I was sitting there And I was so sick

Dude I was like sweating And I was like convulsing And On the train On the train Yeah like I was like You know like

When you could Like It wasn't coming through my clothes But I could just feel like I was like dripping Oh that like Coat of like Wet Oh And I was like And I was just doing the math Until like I could get a clothes, but I could just feel it. I was dripping. Oh, that coat of wet.

And I was just doing the math until I could get a day off where I was just like, come on, man. And then I just made the decision in that moment. I'm like, I'm going back to therapy. And then everything I'm going to talk to my therapist about started bubbling up. It's been a year since I've seen my girl. And then I was watching dommer and and like that that was just some like genuine emotion too like for like the families and shit like that yeah and and so i was just like wait wait wait wait sorry to judge you're crying but watching dommer on the train is up there with Homeboy

Who watched No dude First of all I turned it on intentionally I'm watching it on a phone in my hand He's watching it on a little fucking screen The guy on the plane Remember you were complaining about the guy on the plane The boogeyman?

No he was watching it on a full on laptop What did he watch? The boogeyman No this was like a little while no this is fun so that's a different one that's for stoolie who watched django unchanged but again that's like that's a fucking thing up here i had it in my hands like right here okay okay that's a that's a super different so so dommer's like hitting some of the hammer and you just go i was just like i don't know what I was referring to, really.

But in my head, I was like, I just needed to stop. And then I started crying. And, like, full-on couldn't stop crying. Like, kind of like trying to hide. But the fucking goddamn seats on the Northeast region were so close to each other. I couldn't get away from the guy like an acela i think i said an acela train cry is like you just got fired whatever yeah a plane train a plane cry is like kind of romantic they're meeting their lover or whatever sure a fucking northeast regional cry is like this dude is going to murder someone that's

like crying this dude's gonna go home do heroin until he dies. Is what, like, the guy sitting next to you was. And, and... So, and what did... Oh, this is all, by the way, as you eat. Eat Stromboli. Stromboli from the fucking string. So, shout out Amtrak.

Amtrak has completely revamped their cafe system. And they got some great new dishes. I recommend the Tuscan panini. The Santa Fe panini, I believe it is. It is very floppy. But it is good.

There's also the barbecue chicken pulled pork. I'm sorry, barbecue pulled chicken. Very good as well. I do love that. On this trip, I was eating a stromboli, and so I'm crying with Dahmer on my phone. And, bro, when I say I'm crying, I'm sweating, I'm convulsing. I don't know if that's the cries or whatever

and then I'm still hungry and like naturally I don't know it's not gonna get in the way of my fucking eating so I'm like

through tears dipping stromboli in marinara sauce cheese stromboli and then just eating it and being like god damn it

this just fucking sucks so bad and like and God damn it, he just fucking sucked the wind. And very quickly he got up and left. He was not interested in consulting. He was on the aisle or what? He was on the aisle. Okay, thank God.

Imagine if he had got up and just did a scoop eye. Oh, it would have been amazing. No, he was a pretty young guy. He fucking, for all I know, he might have known who he was. Knows you, yeah known knows you yeah yeah he was imagine like i was like fights you want to talk about it oh man that's fucking hilarious but i did say before this that we i i've decided i'm going back to therapy um and it's been like a year and I actually I'm going to look up the legality of it because I think it would be funny if I record

the session and then we can just we can just cut her part like cut to her parts oh sure she's just going to be like Jesus Christ Jesus Christ Jesus Christ I think there's like I'm going to be like,

I'm going to walk in, but look, just for the record, I'm not sure I'm all the way back in yet, but let me just catch up on last year. You tell me what you think I should do. She's going to have me admitted. Grippy socks.

Here we go. You can't go home. First thing you do is put this down on. You're not sure you're back in on back in yeah no you don't get to leave anymore this is no longer outpatient this is now inpatient therapy you're in oh man the double breakdown for us is special that's a good one nice it was nice we're very we're synced up our period i was gonna say that fuck i was in the shower last night that's actually what kind of broke me out of it because i was gonna say we we synced up together on our fucking depression oh man what's up sad boy season it really is for me if i want to go... Sorry for that.

If you have headphones on, people just turn off the show. For sure. Come back, please. I'll do it again. If you want to go watch the Mets in the wild card, you can do it on game time. You can go buy tickets. Yeah, there's three of them. Three games at home for the wild card. You can go buy the tickets. Yeah. There's three of them.

Three games at home for the wild card. So you can do that. Can't watch the Braves yet. The Braves don't play until the following week because that's just how it goes. But game time, we'll have the tickets. Whether it's baseball or football or your favorite You want to go see the

Zappy show? You want to go see Zappy Hour, baby? Zappy Hour is good. Have you made shirts like that yet? You gotta. Zappy Hour is funny. It's a weird stage with him, though, because he's not the starting quarterback. So you make Zappy Hour shirts, and then, I don't know, I feel bad. I guess if you want to buy it, you buy it. It's a weird stage with him though because he's not the starting quarterback. So you make Zappi shirts and then I don't know. I feel bad. I guess if you want to buy it

you buy it. It's up to you. How many times have we made shirts? Mac was questionable yesterday. I think Zappi will start next game. Here's the problem too. Mac Jones sucks. Here's what I'll say. Zappi hour for life. I felt something with Billy Zappi

that I have not felt with Mac. Wait, Billy or Bailey? Bailey. I'm never going to get it right, just so you know. Billy Zappy Baller, like Friday Night Lights name, Bailey Zappy. Bailey makes me think you're a dog. Yeah, and also the weird part of it is that also our kicker's name is Bailey.

His last name, but it's exactly right. Can't have that. I tweeted it yesterday where I said that I feel sneaky jealous of teams that have not had a quarterback for 20 years because with a quarterback, and I'm obviously joking, but there is a certain freedom that comes. Like even with Cam Newton and with Mac Jones year two, there weren't like those crazy lowered expectations. It was still, like, we were a playoff team.

You know, maybe make a run kind of deal. There wasn't, like, who the fuck knows what's going to happen here. You guys were still talking Super Bowl at one point. But with Bailey Zappi at Lambeau against Aaron Rodgers, it was like, let's sit back and enjoy the show, boys. Who fucking knows, man? Let's see what the fuck's going to happen here. So I had more fun watching football yesterday

than I've had maybe in my whole life. Well, I cannot say the same about watching baseball. It was an absolutely miserable experience from top to bottom. But if you're at the ballpark, I don't know, maybe it would have been more fun. You can go get the food

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baseball is just fucking real funny dude so I almost had a moment with Jacqueline yesterday that would have been so fucking funny I'm almost sad that I didn't do it

because it would have been amazing content but i think it would have done irreparable harm to our our work i was just judging by your text i was like we just avoided a crime yeah not not quite a crime like uh like she like probably would be like i can't ever be in the same room with him alone. Like, bad. So Jackie and I were texting. At the same time, I was texting Bobby Kelly. Oh, okay. That's not where I thought I was going to go.

Unless you show Bobby Kelly your dick. It wasn't that, but it would have been verbally. So Bobby Kelly, he has a new bit that he posted the other i don't know if it's new or old but talking about uh killing his wife that is so funny he was like i don't want to kill her but like if a a gorilla or a moose did it like if a moose just puffed her in the face. So funny. And so I texted him about that. And then we got to talking a little bit. And he said, my special's coming out. Can I come and promote it?

So we're going to have Bobby Kelly in soon. Also, I think I got to give you credit. It is amazing how good you are talking to people. Like you'll just send a text. And then we got to talking. And then it was four hours later. I'm like, what are you talking about? That's something that will never happen in my well it's only it's only to stay away from what goes on up here if i'm talking out here i don't have to talk to up here so i said uh

come by you sexy little slut and he said why do i like it when you call me slut so that's where we're at with Bobby Kelly, right? And at the same time, I'm texting with Jackie, I think, about work, just whatever it was. So Bobby says, I like it when you call me slut. And then I said, what I almost sent, I got my text mixed up, and what I was going to send back to Bobby that I had written out on Jackie's text was,

every time I come, I think about you looking over your shoulder, talking about getting your ass eaten and moaning. Do you remember when Bobby Kelly was here going, oh, yeah. Imagine if I said to Jackie, every time I come, I think about your head looking over your shoulder, talking about getting your ass eaten and moaning. And then the kicker would have been. Thank you, God.

The kicker would have been that I would have had to say to her, oh, no, no, no, don't worry. I'm just texting Bobby Kelly. Like, that's a fucking reasonable explanation. Could you imagine what would have gone through her? Like, what her face would have looked like? She would have fucking been like a cartoon scene in Dollar Signs. Every time I

come. She's like, I'm fucking out of this stupid show. Hell yeah. That was almost catastrophic. She said she would have believed me. Yeah. She was like, if it was Bobby Kelly said she would have believed me. Yeah. You will. She said she was like, oh, if it's Bobby Kelly, I would have believed you. But it would have been like – That was somehow both better and worse than I thought it was going to be.

Yeah, like it could be just way traditionally worse, you know. But it was just so – like it it just both you know what i mean like there wasn't anything said that was like oh you meant it was a guest you know what i mean it was just like every time i come i think about do you know what i'm talking about i remember now that you said i did at first i was like burned graphic description he was he was he did this voice he was like arching his back and I was like oh my god it's so ridiculous coming from Bobby I always think about that

I don't know what I would have done every time you come? I don't know what I would have done in the moment would I have fired off like a thousand texts like one time I sent Bob

a picture and I quickly texted so that it would like get off his screen so maybe I could like avoid it in general or would I just call right away scrolls up he won't find this if someone

texted that so it got on the screen and said to you, do not look at it. It really will be a problem for our friendship or whatever. Would you do it? Would you listen to them?

I'd want to. I probably would. You would listen to them? It depends who it was. Yeah, I would do it and lie. I'd be like, okay, I deleted it. Yeah, but I would be... It depends who it was for multiple would be it depends who it was

for multiple reasons it depends who it was because if it's someone like i have a really like true friendship with yeah and it because i remember like the sagura bert thing where it's like don't tell me where it's like if i tell you how much i make it's going to yes change yes right right he told me he's like i changed everything if someone like if you were like don't look up it will change i'd be like kevin is definitely a woman's underpants and i would just just leave it alone but like if it was someone like kind of close with or someone who i'm like i'm okay ruining our relationship there's never really one to begin with whatever dude but i would have had to have been like

wait no no no wait hang on seriously let me explain myself i was talking to bobby kelly he mentioned this i said he was a slut he like it would have been like yeah okay dude you really truly think you would well because at first i would definitely be like okay it's also so but then if you show me if you it's so over the top if you show me like screenshots and knowing it's bob over the top. If you show me, like, screenshots and knowing it's Bobby Kelly, I'd be like, okay. But I would definitely feel a little weird about it for a little bit. And then once I hear you explain it on the podcast, I'd be like, okay. Yeah, okay. Like, that would have been like, guys, my boss just texted me.

He's like, all right, so I'm starting my new show now. Yeah. And I'm getting all of KFC Radio radio's resources and also you guys are fired if it was like it it was so far-fetched that i would hope it would have been like oh i don't know what happened here yeah whether you were talking to bobby or someone else like it wasn't meant for me obviously it would be like i mean it is like particularly if it's like in a work conversation this is a crazy drop right yeah it would almost be worse

it's like Toobin taking his dick out I was doing something else clearly he didn't want to have his dick out now yeah it would have been worse if it was like yeah to just throw that out there actually let me see what were we talking about your nose video?

Because that... Yeah. It would have been funny if I was talking like... But it wasn't anything. It was like, can you send me the video? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I said, can you send me the video? And then she said, can I ask why? I got to make a...

Fuck, you're trying to spend... I got to make like a party trailer for the nosebleed party. And I needed to include that. Yeah yeah so there wouldn't have been but imagine imagine if it was like ever since i met you like you know there was just something that was a little more like you know uh like realistic but thank god it just went zero to 100 because then I would have had a little bit of plausible deniability, but every time I come, I think about you looking over your shoulder, talking about getting your ass eaten, and moaning.

So, congrats to all the listeners who are now picturing Bobby Kelly and Jackie doing that. What do we got in the black book today, Johnny? We got so much. Oh, by the way, we got No Jumper on the book today, Johnny? Oh, we got so much. Oh, by the way, we got No Jumper on the pod today, meaning Adam 22.

We've had him on the show before, so you've watched him. But we also got House Phone and AD, who are just two of the most delightful, at least one of the most delightful gangbangers, I think, of all time. Pretty sure AD was straight up gang related. I was not. This is when I was sick for, I think. think yeah so i was not in on this interview um just

two you know really great gentlemen just like really nice guys like i mean i was stand up 100 like more intimidated than our usual guests you know um and then i find out like he's from compton and i think it was like was like they were into some shit. Housephone was like I used to be Adam's Coke dealer. That's how we met. They called it Coke provider. He was like, you're not a dealer. You're like a provider.

I like that. But they were both super nice and very like, this is really cool. I liked it. We were talking about watching Adam fuck on camera because they're his employees. So weird. That's so weird. You guys had that in common?

Huh? You guys had that in common? Huh? So you guys had that in common? I didn't talk about that. Yeah, I did say that. So they're on the show later, and we'll do our voicemails, of course. But first, Johnny's black book. Let it rip, baby. Okay.

I have so much, because I didn't do anything this weekend. Except I did little things, but I just kind of chilled a lot. So I have a few things that I'm going to try and get through fast. Okay? First of all, fuck, I wish I forgot to remember

the analogy when I was crying on the regional. That was like the Joker laughing on the bus. That was an origin story type deal right there. That is. I mean, you have several

villain origin story points in your life that are very telling um but okay we're gonna go quick this we've got some i'm gonna save because they're more evergreen uh i've already told you this story but i when we were in dc i went down a night early and i was staying with my friend he just moved from california and his family and um they have they have two very young kids a three-year-old and a one-year-old. And, yeah. Lots of prayers.

Yeah. It's kind of like right where I am. It was like two and a half. It's a little bit younger. It's crazy. It's madness, dude. It's crazy what you guys do. It is.

Dude, the show was on Thursday. So Thursday, he went to work. I stayed home with his wife. We went to pick up their son, who's the older, the three-year-old, and also my godson, just to spend the day with him. And as we're hanging out all day... What are you doing with him? We went to lunch and just wrestling.

You two, solo or the mom came? No, the mom came too. And then wrestling. He's got a great playpen setup. Just love wrestling. I don't know how to do anything with wrestles like it was he kept going uncle john can i tackle you i'm like fuck yeah let's go let's do it that's what i like too um and uh but this is all the same versus very like what you do

is heroic it was when we got back from lunch it was probably like two o'clock and and his mom was like patrick you want to do something like really special today like we're gonna do no naps and because uncle johnny's in town and i was like whoa whoa whoa uncle johnny needs a nap you're doing no naps i'm not doing no naps uncle johnny went up and took a nap at 2 30 you legit take a nap well you've been a little bit sick yeah but but would you have If you weren't sick I like to think no But I was pretty tuckered out

Like you'll in the middle of the day Be like It's about that time And you'll lay your And you'll lay your head down And go to sleep That day I did And that day I was like

This is crazy I went up to my I had my own room I went up to my bedroom I laid down in the bed How long An hour and a half I texted you at four Like I just woke up and you wake up like oh like i'm i'm fucking you know tired yeah it's like

good to go no very tired oh my god um this life but but this is all to say that that the the when i spent sending it the wednesday night they were showing up telling me where my room is and yada yada and uh and my friend's wife she was like, just so you know, don't worry. You're all set. We have a white noise machine already playing in there for you. And I'm such an infant that I was like, okay, good. That's for the kids because I snore so loudly. Like, it never crossed my mind that they did it for

me so the baby wouldn't wake me up. I think of myself like a baby. You're a baby. I have the self-expectations of a fucking infant. You should. I have those expectations of you too.

You are a big baby. It's a big baby, but also kind of a Caesar salad. We're like, whatever you need to get done, it's not going to be flashy, but I'll take care of it. I get that. I'll make it. I'll get it done. I like chicken Caesar salad a lot, actually. Yeah, me too. And it gets you. It's like, what do you need to do today? Right. I'll take care I'll get it done I like chicken Caesar salad a lot actually yeah me too

and it gets it's like what do you need to do today right I'll take care of it I will provide you what you need to get that done

it's good enough to eat you enjoy it you're not going to write home about it you're not going to brag to your friends about it it's the best almost the best there's good salads

that like are specials that get made you know out of like the salads that are just like the salads, I think Caesar is king. 100%. Yeah. 100%.

And it's just – It delivers. You get it like it's not your main meal. You don't really – you very rarely go, I'm like, I need it. Occasionally it happens. But you get a hankering. But for the most part, it's like I'm either trying to – I got to eat quick.

Yeah. Or I'm trying to lose weight or whatever. But I think Caesar salad is one of those like it's really not good for you. But it's like i'm either trying to uh i gotta eat quick yeah or i'm trying to lose weight or whatever but i think caesar salad one of those like it's really not good for you but it's like fuck yeah it's better than my italian hero like a billion uh grams of carbs or whatever um yeah you know you i've always said you're my third child you're my you're my baby it's you're my big fat baby it doesn't make any sense Bro, my eyes hurt so much from crying. They're like so puffy. I didn't sleep. Bro, 3 a.m. I played video games until 3 a.m. the other night.

I'll talk about that actually. Finish your book. The, uh, um, noticed a lot of GoFundMes popping up from people who tell me New York City's a shithole. A lot of people who said, I have a Dodge Charger in my living room now. Can someone, can someone, just, just Dodge Charger in my living room now. Can someone... Just... Just, you know...

Just something I noticed. Right. How do you live there? That place is a shithole. No cars in my living room. Funny how that works, huh? Never been one, never will be one. Fact.

Not saying don't help the GoFundMe, just saying I made an observation. A lot of people talking shit about how could you possibly live somewhere when you live in a literal like yearly death threat. You know, like

without fail your house might be washed away every single year. Every single year. But, you know, my apartment's a little bit small and I pay a little bit

too much money. So, yeah, I'm the asshole. I'm ridiculous about my life choices because I pay too much for a little space. You willingly sign up for the wrath of God every single year. And on Trash Day, there's trash on the streets. Also, don't forget about that.

Yeah, sometimes there's a little bit of trash. Where's your house? It's gone. It's gone. It's not funny, but it's just an observation. It's just an observation, folks. That actually reminds me, too, of the whirlwind I found myself in when I was in suburban Virginia. You'll never find yourself in a whirlwind.

You made a promise. When I was in suburban Virginia and I tweeted a picture of Candy being locked up. You became Kyle Rittenhouse. You went Kyle Rittenhouse over some gummy bears. It was like crazy. That was nuts. People were like, keep on blue, you fucking losers. I'm in a red state, I think.

I don't really know, to be totally honest. Gone to my head. I don't know what Virginia is. You tweeted out a picture of Sour Patch Kids locked up in one of those, go get the employee, we'll open it for you. And someone said, keep voting blue dude what what is Sour Patch Kids

locked up have to do with anything that is absolutely dictated by local elected officials what CVS does with their products yeah like that's

read the minutes from last week well we talked about fucking if we lock up the Sour Patch Kids or not that was so weird

like all of the comments were like I thought it was like one but then I started to read they like all of the comments were like it was i thought it was like one but then i started to read them like all of these guys are saying this wouldn't happen in my state or whatever it's like everyone's like this we get in new york i'm not in i'm in virginia which i'm pretty sure is your guy's territory and if not it's a lot fucking closer to it yeah right someone said if you do that in south carolina you'll get shot. Does he do what, though? Take a picture of Sour Patch Kids or lock up Sour Patch Kids or try to steal Sour Patch Kids?

I don't even know what it is. So stupid. It was bananas, though. Two more quick things here. Oh, three, sorry. I know we talked about boxers kind of ad nauseum a little bit and how they get holes in them, but why does the hole always start right at the butthole? It's the farts.

It's the farts. That's what I was going to say. It's the farts. I feel like the farts, you know. It's got to be the farts. Is this an issue? Are you too young for this? No, all my underwear is ripped.

It's the opposite. When you're young, you for this no all my underwear is ripped it's the opposite when you're young you get holes in all your shit but when i was young like i've been older i mean younger than past but like when my mom would buy underwear she'd like wash it and then she'd be like this is there's fucking holes in this but that was i think it's got to be like you're sitting on it like you move i don't know you sit down you're rubbing it But it's right in the butthole And then you fart You know It's right in the butthole I actually I don't get many ripped boxers You're not living that

Which is John can I tell you something So you Remember like a few Like a month ago I begged for these The Calvin Klein Yeah yeah yeah

With the black writing Not the white writing We all agreed That they kind of shifted Or whatever I'm wearing them right now By the way The new No same ones With the hole Nope, not the white writing. We all agreed that they kind of shifted or whatever. I'm wearing them right now, by the way. No, same ones.

With the hole. Nope, not a hole in them. It's just those same old black ones. Oh, right, right, right. So I said, Calvin Klein, bring back those ones. Because I've been on this search for other ones that fit the right way. And I've done it all. I've done fancy shit that we've sponsored. I've done Hanes and Fruit of the Loom.

I've done it all. I don't really even fuck about my boxers. I just want it to fit. I don't have a lot of brand sponsored. I've done like Hanes and Fruit of the Loom. I've done it all. I don't really even fuck about my boxers. I just want it to fit. I don't have a lot of brand loyalty. No, but it is funny because there is like a little bit of embarrassment when you're wearing like poor people clothes, right? Yeah, yeah. So why then does like Fruit of the Loom, which is a weird fucking company name anyway, and

Hanes insist on doing like the big name across the band too? It's like we're hiding that. We don't want people to know that. Yeah, that's a good point. That's a good point. Keep that shit. Put the brand on the inside or whatever. That's true.

I would wear more Fruit of the Loom or Hanes. Actually, I don't really. But no, you wouldn't because I... John, I think I got to go to XL. I don't know what to do. Wait, how are you going up in sizes? My dick is constantly smushed. I'm losing weight, but I'm going up in size.

Losing weight? Yeah, well, you know. Yeah. Good for you. But, like, apparently not in... If you're wearing double XL boxes, we're gonna have a real question.

I can't. I won't. I will not. Because I can't wear double XL boxes. I think you should only wear double XL from now on. I won't. I will not because I can't wear double XL boxers. I think you should only wear double XL from now on. I'll wear smalls. If you do that, I'll do that if you do that. If you come in wearing small, I'll wear double XL.

All right. I'll get some balls. Let's go. It's just that even the XL pushes my dick into my dick. Oh, I'm constantly sitting on my balls, yeah. Wait, what? I'm sitting on my balls at all times. What do you mean sitting on, your dick's sitting on your balls?

Like, it's all right here. It's all right here. I love how he says that. You think I'm sitting comfortably ever in my life? But like, I kind of. No, I got one ball touching my butthole at all times. Jack went like this. I kind of. No, I got one ball touching my butthole at all times. Jackie's face. Jackie went like this.

And then she kind of laughed a lot. She went, oh. That's fucking. You are sitting on your balls at all times. Well, yeah, when you wear small underwear, you're going to get smushed in all over the fucking place. It's actually crazy the box I'm wearing today to talk about this. Fucking. So one's like in and one's out.

One's out. One's in, one's out. One's right here. One's right there. And then one's like way back here. That poor ball Is just getting Fucking That ball is in the eye of the storm That ball is in hurricane

Iron or whatever Whatever's next Yeah Just Just 60 mile an hour winds Coming out that ball All the fucking time Category

Everything out of your ass Is a category three Minimal I say so many things I wish I didn't say. It's like Frankie when he's talking to us. It just comes out. I, if I... I was literally farting on my ball as we said that.

Farting on my ball is despicable, dude. Remember that video where the girls talked about their pussy catches their fart? That was disgusting, but the thought of you just bombarding your balls with fart is no it feels good it feels good it feels good that's despicable to say that have you ever seen that meme i saw it last night i've seen it before but i saw it last night while we were talking we were talking dream uh where it was like um

when i put my phone on vibrate when i call dream ugly they put my phone on vibrate, when I call Dream Ugly, they put my phone on vibrate and put it in my ass. It's like a little anime character like, and it's kind of like that. Bro, that is disgusting. Your poor balls. I mean, mine's not the balls, it's the dick. Whatever.

So I guess just like my hips and my fat ass pull the fucking fabric that's like right across where like i guess just like my hips and my fat ass pull the fucking fabric that's like right across where my dick is just into my dick so it's constantly uncomfortable and i went wearing custom underpants i think i might need it because then the other the other problem though is when they do make that that like fucking pouch that kangaroo pouch for your dick and balls i guess that would be a little better but then that's wait you don't get

boggled with the pouch no not really I would try that before you go into before you start wearing triple XL underpants I've done it but I'm saying

try the one with the dick hole I'm saying I don't no wait not the dick hole you know what I mean that brings other forms of discomfort I guess it's better

than my dick getting smushed in but like that it's just like I I don't know. The pouch is weird too. I just want these fucking, these are just Calvin Klein large. Or no, I do have to go XL. Calvin Klein XL, I'm good.

Everything else, I'm going to go XX. You just had to sneak that lie in there where the content spoke up. I think. Right? What have I got? Yeah, you got a pair of boxers on that lost the tag a long time ago. I got really scared you were about to give me a wedgie. Did you see me on camera?

I just fucking grabbed him real quick. I don't know if you noticed that. Wait, you mentioned Dream. Do you want to do that? Yeah, let's do Dream. Okay, Dream. Let's do Dream. Okay, Dream. Dream is one of the most internet things of all time that you got to go deep in the internet to understand Dream

or be five years old. You know? Yeah, like last night was the first time I heard of Dream. That's what I mean. But also, I think we've talked about this before where there's just so much fame now that it's impossible like i saw the barstool sports account tweet out today uh uh sorry let me check real quick and we'll go back to dream because this is a quick one but like the barstool oh they tweeted deleted it already

like sneeko got his youtube taken away and i just quoted what damn not sneeko because i have no fucking idea who's like i'm sure he's got tens of millions of followers or whatever, right? Yeah. Dream? I'm sure. I don't know. I didn't look it up. What's weird is there's just so many levels to the internet.

Like, all right, casual people go on the internet and they watch like One Minute Man and they learn like some shit. Like, oh, I know this guy on Instagram. And then there's like, oh, so the Barstool people who are like, we're pretty entrenched in it. And then there's like the Reddit crowd. And then it just keeps going and when you get to that youtube level where there's like guys who have medium to large size countries as they're following like this guy dream he has

he by the way he had 10 000 subscribers three years ago. Really? He went from 10,000 to 30 million in three fucking years by doing anonymous Minecraft gameplay and reviews and stuff. All he did was play Minecraft and talk about it. And I mean, I watched... That is incredibly, like, rapturing, I guess. Like, he's got to be... Well, so guess. Like, he's got to be very talented. I read Emre Agz's blog. Apparently what he did is he studied the fuck out of, like, the algorithm, and he knew it was all about retention and viewers, right?

So he makes, like, hours and hours long videos about Minecraft. But I guess, like, every, whatever, 30 seconds, there's something that's like, but wait, there's more. And it just keeps people engaged I also think it's a little bit fugazi because like I give my iPad to Keegan and he just fucking goes

and he's just watching and it's a view and he is like watching it but it's also like I don't know he's fucking five but I guess when my five year old comes to me and says

I want you to buy Dreams fucking Minecraft like controller for me or whatever however the fuck he makes his money or whatever. Or I guess when subscribers come and say, we want to get the five-year-olds to talk to their parents about whatever, so here's the view.

Whatever, views are views. Say it, say make it. But going from 10K to 30 million, but he did it all completely faceless. He's either completely off screen or he has this little mask on. And then for whatever reason i heard about this remember jay dana he was talking about it he his kids he was using as an example he he's been teasing doing a face reveal for a while almost like a year i think i remember hearing about this

from jay and then last night for whatever reason he said enough's enough i'm showing you my face pops it off and it's just like the the most nondescript average dude in the world. That is- A little bit of a big chin, but otherwise, that's just a guy. Yeah. He looks a little bit like a Twilight vampire. He could use a tan.

He could use a- He looks like a guy who fucking- I mean- He looks like a guy who's been doing dark basement streams for the last three years. If you think about in the Minecraft YouTube world- This guy's a super mom. He's a super bomb. Like, he's a sex bomb. Yeah, like, that's like a, you know,

I'm a Iowa 10 or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, he's like a real-life one. He's a Minecraft 12. From what my mind... Because I don't know what the Minecraft YouTube world is, but my mind pictures when I hear that... Okay, well...

Not that dude. Well, Pabst, show me... Can you pull up the other picture that we think is actually him? So, apparently two years ago, they saidst, show me. Can you pull up the other picture that we think is actually him? So apparently two years ago they said, this is leaked. This is what Dream looks like. And it was not corroborated. And now there it is.

So that, it kind of looks like him, right? Does it? I don't know. I guess a little bit. I'll be honest. I just went with the internet on that one. I would so badly be persuaded. Someone fucking tweeted me that picture last night when I was talking about Dream.

And I thought they were saying that was me. And you took it as... I was like, I was calling me fat. And it was believable enough that you thought that? Man, we got to work on your self-esteem. Says the guy who cried in the shower. I thought they were like, this is you talking? You just took that to mean like, hey, I'm going to show this fat guy to you because you're fat. I thought it was like, shut up.

I thought they just tweeted me the picture. That was it. And I thought that picture was them telling me, shut up, fatty. They were... But you were talking about Dream. Yeah. That's so funny that they were just like, hey, this is a picture of Dream and instead you just took it as a full-blown

assault. Now you know why I don't read things, Kevin. Even pictures, they speak a thousand words to me-blown assault. Now, you know why I don't read things, Kevin. Yeah. Even pictures, they speak a thousand words to me. So that, they said, like, look, that's the dream. And people were like, no, it's not. And now, maybe, because it's only been three years. So maybe this guy got rich and lost weight and then was like, fuck it. I'll show you now. But because the internet is the internet, they immediately flamed this dude and had

hashtag put the mask back on trending. And just caps locks, he's ugly. He's ugly. Black Twitter went hard on them. When John Mulaney talked about the altar boy, it was like, aw, she's ugly. That's just what the internet did to fucking dream last night. But I said, you know what? Good.

Because that's how the internet goes. Like, I remember when I was blogging, I think I was like, in my prime as a blogger, I think I was a really good writer. Everybody knew that and liked that. And then they saw a picture of me and some people were like, ew, you have a really good writer. Everybody knew that and liked that. And then they saw a picture of me, and some people were like,

you have a punchable face. And some people fall off. And then I do a video, and I can't run fast, and then another falls off. And then I do a podcast, and you hear my voice, and you go, oh, you've got an accent. I don't like it. Because the more you show to the internet, the more they pick you apart, and the more they bail on you.

Just wait until they get a shot of my cock. This podcast is over. But here comes Dream and he gets to do three years of anonymous, faceless fucking movie video game reviews and I'm sure make

money hand over fist with 30 million subscribers. Last night's stream had 1.3 million concurrent people to watch him just go and he gets to use the internet like like to me i should just be like tip of the cap man you figured out a way because i also think in order to get subscribers you have to like be relatable and personable and the only way you do that is by like showing yourself whatever this guy using tricks and the algorithm and whatever was able to amass 30 million people while never having to get made fun of,

while never having anyone point out his insecurity. I mean, I'm sure that kid hates his job. And I'm sure he thinks about it every night and now he really thinks about it because everyone on the internet's like, yo, you look like Quagmire, you loser. You know? Let's just dox the whole internet.

I thought he kind of looked normal, but now I like i mean he looks pretty goddamn normal in general yes but like if someone's like describing i'd be like i don't know like a white dude like yeah yeah yeah like a normal white dude the problem is you can't have a face reveal without people being like i'm gonna pick apart your face but it's like it it's like the monster in a scary movie. Yes. When you see it, it's going to be, it's just not what you pictured. Right. You always had your own image in your head.

Right. And your own image is always worse or different or whatever. You're like, oh, I had it better in my own head because it was for me. And it's like, well, this is just how the world made me. This is what I look like. This is also like you can't even begin. Like a monster, you can be like, alright, monsters have horns and big teeth and whatever.

What could you have come up with in your mind that's so far different from this that you're like, oh! Oh, this guy! Is this a cis white male? Son of a bitch! Also, are you kidding me? I've been watching content from

a cis white male for three fucking years. He's like, what's up, bro? I was like, son of a bitch. You got me. Also, did you think that homeboy would have not shown his face if he was like a fucking supermodel? I mean, obviously not a supermodel he is as normal as you can be but I'm saying you know who doesn't do

anonymous fucking posts like Brad Pitt, Chris Pine motherfucker's never done a voiceover in his life like my face will be in every single thing I ever do cause look how awesome it is so I mean whatever your expectations were but the dream he's just like he was kind of normal about it expectations were but the dream uh he's just

like he was kind of normal about it too i didn't i just saw one clip he was just like i don't know what to do like this is just my face like here you go the um i wonder why he decided now though it's a bad move by the way it's a bad move do not rock the boat you were you were just going to keep going until you got like 100 million followers he probably would have legit become like a billionaire if he just kept doing mind minecraft reviews and instead he's like you know what i'm gonna show my face but also now like everybody knows who he is now so maybe he's more i imagine he's gonna get a good bump of fans even if he loses some i wonder because sometimes i think like the allure i don't know it's a risk. It's just like, why? But maybe there were things. If there was things that he's like,

I can't do the stream the way I want to do it because of my face, then like, yeah, by all means. But to me, it's like, you know, even when I think about Barstool things, it's like if I went back, I would like not do certain videos. I would probably have not posted certain pictures. I don't know. I would just keep all the ammo at like an all-time low yeah you should start the internet with no like don't give many ammo

and then as you maybe have to maybe give it to them but in this case it's like fucking why not and forget about just like being successful just like now this guy's going home tonight being like oh my god every like i 25 000 people just tweeted me about how ugly my face is I just didn't need to do that It is funny too Because we've talked about that before Where sometimes it bothers us And then everything's a fucking Not a spectrum

What do you call it? One up? Grass is always greener I don't know what I'm trying to say It changes based on Your status I was kind of And so I was kind of kidding, but I was also kind of serious.

I was like, this fucking poor kid. I was laughing while I was tweeting it, but I still felt bad. I was like, this fucking poor guy just reveals his face, and he's like, he's had anxiety about it for fucking years, and yada yada. I feel too bad for him. And then

he partially animated it like he's got 40 million followers i was like oh never mind fuck this dude he's ugly that's what i said so my thing was more every day we come on to algor's internet and we try to get our downloads and our clicks and all that and we sacrifice the fact that we get completely torn apart and all of our all of our um self-esteem issues and all of our, like, what do they call them? Like weak spots. Insecurities. Insecurities get fucking pointed out to you every single day.

And that's the price we pay to be like, all right, but I don't have to work at the desk job and I get to do this fun shit, you know. Homeboy plays video games at home and makes 30 million fucking subscribers and doesn't have to deal with any of that. If we got to deal with that, so does he. There are certain rules on the internet. If you're going to be successful, it also has to come with deep personal torment. Yeah, yeah. You're not allowed to have a successful personal life.

Yeah. You get to pick one or the other. Bullshit. I wonder if he had some people being like, no, or somebody being like, do it. But, yeah, I mean, nah, he ugly. Yeah. I mean, some of the ones I saw were funny.

Like one was like a fake. That's Robert Kelly right there. That's like a little slut. One was just like, nah, this is Edward Ugly for real, for real. Like just fucking great, you know. Speaking of Dream, I had, probably, this is probably a dream fan yesterday.

I went to, so I laid very low. I've had the flu and last, I didn't go out, I didn't leave my apartment. I, from Saturday until Sunday

and then last night before the Bucks game, I was like, I need some candy. So I went to a Dwayne Reed. Naturally, that's the problem, you know?

I went to a Dwayne Reed by my apartment and the one that was on fire, actually. to a Dwayne Reed by my apartment. And the one that was on fire, actually. They're back in business. They opened up. And burned down. I get to the register.

And I was like, I'm very nice to people with registers. I don't know. Call me crazy. I have manners, whatever. And I was like, what's up, man? How we doing? He was just trying to get through his fucking day, bro. And I was like, yeah, no, I know that game. He's like, do you? I thought he was going trying to get through this fucking day bro and i was like yeah no i know that game he's like i thought he's gonna do you that he goes i want to get home watch some tv

and then he like i mean i got like three things so it wasn't like a bunch to right up right and he kind of just stopped and was staring at me and i was like i guess i'll ask a follow-up. What are we going to watch tonight? Oh, no. And he goes. You're pathetic. You're pathetic. You just do stuff that you hate all the time.

There's just no need for a follow-up there. You could have just let it go. He had stopped ringing things up, but it was just like, are you going to ask me the next question? Oh, no. And I was like, hey, what do you think I'll watch tonight? And he goes, I don't know, man. Probably either She-Girl or The Boys. And I was like, oh, I don't know about The Boys. I don't know man probably either she girl or the or the boys

and i was like oh like i don't know about the boys i don't know about she girl but like i'm sorry she hulk she hulk i don't know about she hulk but like the boys is fucking dope and and and i was like all right brace yourself for his response yeah and he goes nah i think i'm gonna go with she hulk because i got like a fantasy about a 7 foot green girl twerking on me that's why I don't talk to people I was like I know that scene like it's not like some like fake thing he made up

I've heard about the twerking and I was like ah yeah yeah yeah he's like you know what I mean dude like I'm not some fucking incel I was like I think it's the very definition of an incel is someone who is talking to a stranger about their fantasy I was like, I think it's the very definition of an incel. I think you absolutely are. It's someone who is talking to a stranger about their fantasy to have a seven-foot green woman twerk on them.

But I'm not a fucking incel. And I was like, yeah, no, at this point I finally have it back. I was like, I know, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll catch you later. And I was just like, like exactly what you said. I was like, why do I talk to people? Why do you do that to yourself?

You do do it. You always do it to the doorman. You're always like, hey, how you doing? It's a very nice thing. But I'm like, oh, I talk to people? Why do you do that to yourself? It was, dude. You do do it. You always do it to the doorman. You're always like, hey, how you doing? It's a very nice thing, but I'm like, oh, not me. Now that I'm saying it out loud, Dahmer would eat the fuck out of me. Yeah. Like it would be. Oh, you would get fucked and eaten by Dahmer in one night.

Dude, like. You'd be like, what is this? And he'd be like, it's old beer that's fucking been drugged. And you'd be like, I mean, you poured it for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, what out of his way? You would be. Particularly in, like, the opening scene of, like, the whole show.

Yeah. It's like, dude, just get out of there. Right. Just go right now. You would get fucking murdered by Jeffrey Dahmer so fast. It reminds me of, which is sneaky, one of my favorite movies. Because my second favorite genre of film, besides I'm a badass who just wants to be left alone but you fuck my family and everyone needs to die is investigative journalism. I love the spotlights, but one of those that I think really we lost a good one when I think Daniel Craig decided to do Bond instead bond instead yeah but girl dragon tattoo is fucking fire fire yeah and when stellan skarsgård has him like in the basement afterwards all tied

up and he's like why did you come in he's like you knew every ounce of your body told you don't go in but you came in right and it's just polite you just wanted to be played he's like you you knew i had the gun you knew why i am like why Why are you here? And I was like, I would fucking be right there. 100,000%. 1,000%. You are like the Achilles heel for you. It's almost like that in Austin Powers. You ask him a question three times.

He has to answer truthfully. I don't remember that part. It's Will Ferrell's character. You ask him any question three times. And the third time, two times he lies. The third time, he has to tell the truth. Where's Dr. Evil? I don't know. Where's Dr. Evil evil i don't know where's dr evil i don't know where's dr he's in the castle he just had to do it your your achilles heel is like you just have to be polite

yeah no matter what it's insane which leads me to my last topic billy eichner billy eichner is a goddamn fucking genius yep if you don't know i think he denied us to come on the show. I think he did, which is... Because we probably wanted him, and he probably just said no. No, thanks. But the... So if you don't know, Billy Eichner, bro's kind of flop. It's actually... I think it's getting, like, great critical reviews, but the box office, it did not do well.

I think it did a 4.6 million opening weekend. I heard a long time ago about Billy Eichner making a movie where the whole cast was gay, but I didn't know what it was about. It was just like untitled movie, cast is gay and then I didn't hear

much about this until now, until this. I saw the boys like poster because it went up against who? The bros, sorry.

Smile won the box office. Yeah, I saw that. It was like Smile beat it. Which I knew less about Smile than I knew Bros. I guess it's just what you see.

Like I went to see the black phone, and they had a preview for Smile. And I was like, oh. I saw a black phone. I don't think I saw a preview. Yeah, they had previews for that. And then they did the thing with the girl standing behind home plate with the Mets. Yeah, that's when I first heard it. That was cool.

That was good. The boy, Rose, I didn't see anything really until this. So I guess it bombed? I think, I don't know what you expect from a rom-com. I don't know what a rom-com traditionally does in a box office. What does it say? I made it pass. It did 4.6 opening or 4.8. Four? Oh, that's bad. Come on. Is it?

Like for a fucking movie? But like, I don't know in this world now. I have no idea what. Yeah, I don't think it's setting records, but I don't know if it's considered a bomb. I have no idea. I think you gotta hit, like, 20 million to be in the conversation.

Really? All I know is Marvel. Yeah, it didn't do 300 million. But, yeah, Marvel... Smile did 22. Right. But I think that was a surprise. I think people were like, oh, shit, Smile was big. I have absolutely no... I'm not trying to defend it or not.

Do average rom-com box office. I bet you it's going to be like at least double digits. Single digits, bro? Was that 13? No, 1.3? No, I can't be right. No, no way.

I don't know. But whatever, the point is, the Billy Leichner then today, or maybe the other day, said... He said straights didn't come out, and he said there's still homophobia, or whatever. Yeah.

Which I think is... That's the marketing he should have gone with the whole time. Yeah. Because... Because you would have gone then. Because typically, Bros is a movie that I would probably just watch on demand. most 90 of rom-coms what's the premise it's it's him he finds a guy who's like too hot for him and they it's a rom-com right right um when i did the rundown with dave uh we were kind of debating because i do think so billy eichner's blaming

middle america say i don't know if he explicitly said middle america he said straights he might have said middle he might have said because i don't because i i think the movie bombed because it probably i don't know i guess the critics don't matter to me because like i see movies that could get good reviews that i think stink and vice versa so like if it bombs and people don't watch it people don't like it i don't think the reason why the movie bombed is because of middle American not liking gay people. But I think he's right when he says that middle American don't like gay people. Yeah, for sure. But I think of this as just –

I don't think you can blame your whole fucking thing on that. I think of it as just like next level marketing because this is a movie that I would do on demand. I would do like tons of rom-coms on demand. You got to be like fucking real rom-com. Right now you're... Because it's good to go see this movie fucking tonight. Because you got to prove you're not homophobe. Because someone's...

Bro, I'm going to see this movie this week. That's a goddamn guarantee. If someone says to you, have you seen The Bros? And you say no, it's like... First of all, it's just called Bros Homophobe. I don't even know about it. So now it's a gay basher.

I'm going to go tweet Billy. Billy might take it. Right. But just, you know, take me off the list. He is backing you into a bro. A hundred. This is how we're talking about what to do to the fucking Dwayne Reed. Like, I'll do anything to fucking please anybody.

As long as like, like, bro, if, if, if, if Billy, I like her. Riley's bro. Dude, you know, this dick. Yo, it's like, will you fucking hom'Reilly's, bro. Dude, yo. Suck this dick, dude. Yo. What are you, a fucking homophobe? All right, take it out. How about this for a situation?

My buddy was at a bachelor party. Went home. They all wanted to go to the strip club. He's not a strip club guy. Got a cab home. And I think probably because the cab driver knew what was going on, and they get to the house, and the cab driver just offered to suck his dick.

Really? Pretty flattering, right? Pretty flattering. He probably was like... He goes, if I was fucked up and I did it, I don't know if I could live with myself. And I was like, you think you'd get so fucked up that you let a cab driver suck your dick? I wouldn't let a fucking hot gay dude suck my dick.

I'd let a straight cabbie suck it. Just a fucking nut dude. Dude, I'm like, yo, man, that's fucking gay, bro. You are fucking gay, dude. That was the gayest shit I've ever seen from you, dude. Whoa, gay, dude. That was the gayest shit I've ever seen from you, dude. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I get to sit in the driver's seat, though. Wow.

See? Fucking Billy Eichner. Your movie sucks. I'm going to go see that movie. That's 100% fact. It was actually funny. But don't you think it's more that the movie Probably sucks And that reviewers

Are probably like afraid To be like this movie sucks Because then they're the homophobes No I don't Bro you're afraid Of getting painted as a homophobe Just to not watch it

I'm having fun on a podcast I think I think if you go out there I don't genuinely think Like I'm homophobe If I don't see the movie I think you You give that movie

A bad review And there's gonna be A lot of gay people In your mentions Maybe I don't I don't Yeah

I'm sure Yes I mean there's gonna be A lot of people In your mentions No matter what I tweeted Fuck my fucking candy I got a lot of gay people in your mentions. Maybe. I don't know. Yeah, I'm sure. Yes. I mean, there's going to be a lot of people in your mentions no matter what. I tweeted about fucking candy. I got a bunch of Republicans in my mentions. I'd rather just be like, yeah, yeah, bros is awesome. Like, keep it moving. I wasn't talking about, like, I might have said critically, but I just meant, like, everyone

who's seen it seems to like it. I'm sure it's... Well, the gay people. I'm sure it's very good. I'm sure it's funny. The gay people are not going to go against it. I think there's fun. Yeah, he is.

But also, gay people, like, legally go against it I think it's funny Yeah he is But also Gay people Like legally Can't say that that movie's bad It's part of like Binding Like agreement with the gays You gotta say that movie's awesome It's like every Asian Loves Crazy Rich Asians

Yes you have to You saw how organized they were right We have to match their organization Organized attack Yeah they put like a billion on the board Because of how well they supported it Gays can't be like bro stinks then you're a homophobe you're a gay homophobe that's a tough spot to be yeah you

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We had a situation. We had a situation. Okay, so before we – I know the situation itself. Explain to me who this person is. I have no idea. Oh, okay. Does anyone know who this guy is? I was told it would be –

Like what level are we talking about? I was told head recruiter of HR. Okay. So explain to me what that means. So HR is kind of like a fucking scam, right? Like, that's, but if you're the head recruiter, you're at the top of HR, but HR is a scam, so you're at the top of the scam. But what's a recruiter due to HR?

I don't know. I would imagine they. Oh, I would imagine they recruit employees. Probably, yeah. Okay. I think that. Not content employees. Now, also, by the way, HR, human resources, is no longer a thing. We are now talking about the people team.

Yeah. That's the people team. Correct. And this person – I mean, they had head. Head, whatever. You're somebody important. So I'm going to go forward just so we're all clear where I am with this conversation. I'm going to go forward assuming this is the person who convinces people to come work at Barstool Sports. Sure. Third floor people. I don't know. That's what I'm going to go forward just so we're all clear where I am with this conversation. I'm going to go forward assuming this is the person who convinces people to come work at

Barstool Sports. Sure. Third floor people. I don't know. That's what I'm going to do. But also, you work for HR. You got to know all the ins and outs of the rules about modern day workplace. You know what I mean?

So you have Stu Feiner tweet out, here's my list of the hottest chicks at Barstool. Jackie wasn't on it. Jackie's not on it. She also had an ugly nose at the time. Maybe she makes the list now. We don't even know if Jackie would have been top 25. Jackie could have been like 150.

Yeah, Jackie's the FBS team. So that happens. No, FBS. FBS. That happens. Dave calls No, FBS. FBS. That happens. Dave calls him. It's taken down immediately. You get slapped on the wrist, Stu, because you're a fucking moron and you don't realize.

Someone from HR tweeting out any sort of list, ranking employees is so wildly out of pocket, as the kids would say. And that's what happened this weekend. This guy, Nick, talent acquisition. So he's the head recruiter. Talent acquisition or fucking employee acquisition? No, I bet you the lines are blended every day now. He says he finds talent. Like content talent? I don't know who he's found yet but he tweets out completely yeah

what's his what's his recruiting list look yeah it's like it's like did you find like brianna okay did you find fucking well i'm not gonna say it because i know how fucking hr i know how corporate worlds work uh this guy tweets out um here are the top employees that I've interacted with, like, based on – can I get the original? I mean, I have them. I had 10,000 people that got sent to me. Yeah, because they obviously all got deleted. He just said, like, here are the nicest employees at Barstool Sports, ranked based on my interactions.

And it was just like, he threaded the whole tweet, so it was like, one. I mean, I got the list. Okay, let's go. Kelly in Vegas, one. I don't really know Kelly in Vegas that well, so she wouldn't be on my list. She replied, like... We're just gonna do our own list.

This guy's a fucking idiot. Let's make our list. Kelly in Vegas, that bitch. What does she do? She's in Vegas. What does talent acquisition even mean? But Kelly was funny because she was number one, so she was like, okay, cool, whatever. Depends on...

Your level of outrage of this list depends on where you are on the list. I'm going to keep a straight face the rest of the time and shut the fuck up with the notes. Two, Barstool Fran. Three, Megan Making Money. Four, Joey Camasta. Okay, wait. Stop real quick. Making this list is

already a problem, and then having it all be chicks is not good either. When your top four are all female, it's kind of like, come on. Five, Tico Texas. Six, Large. Seven, Donnie.

He needed a minute to think about eight through ten, so we'll take a brief pause here. Resume. Eight, Kate Barstool. Going to have to sleep on nine to ten. So everyone take a nap. We'll get there. He didn't actually sleep on it, though, did he?

No. He didn't come back the next day. There's no more 9 to 10. Oh, okay, so he stopped. Because he probably got shut the fuck down by that point. No, because I don't think he was shut down. Keys just got in the mix. Well, that's what I mean. But I think then it got shut down after that.

He also said something like, fuck everyone in Chicago. He hated Chicago as a city and hated the people. And I saw Tom Lane, the Chicago guy, being like, fuck you. I don't know. It's an all-time botch job. All time. Botch job!

That's a botch job! Just like you have a moment afterwards where you must have just been like, the fuck was I doing? Yeah, and we're having fun with it, but I think we're probably a little like, what the fuck is wrong with you? And I know a lot of people who are like, fuck that guy forever and ever. Fuck that guy forever and ever because I just don't care about him. This list is not hurting my feelings or keeping me up at night.

It's hurting mine. You want to be on the nice list? Yeah. For fuck's sake, I don't want to be on the nice list. Bro, we just went through our I'll suck a dick to go watch a movie or something. I don't even know what I said I'd do. I talked to guys in Duane Reade about their fucking fetishes about seven foot tall green women.

Yeah, man, I want to be on the nice list. I know how I feel. I'm more just like, fuck this guy because you're just a loser. That's what it breaks down to. Let's make our own list of top losers at Barstool Number one, this guy Number two, I'll have to think on it

But this is the problem with Barstool sports And I'm sure It's just the only one I know But I'm sure it happens at ESPN too Where people where people are fans of anchors and stuff like that. Sure. And it's like, I wish he would never fucking heard of me. Yeah.

I wish everyone on the third floor just never heard of me. Right. But that's probably not the kind of people who want to work here. Right. Oh, this guy was on Token CEO and shit? Oh, hell yeah. But what cost? This guy stinks.

2022. This guy stinks. Come on. Let. In 2022. This guy stinks. Come on. Let's be honest. This guy stinks. But the... I forgot what I was going to say before I was attacked by an alligator. Lacoste.

I forget what I was going to say. Fuck, what was I saying just before that? I don't know. Featuring an expert recruiter. Brother, you ain't an expert at anything if you're doing bonehead

shit like that. You're an expert at sucking, dude. I mean, God. I mean, that is... I like the expert tag. I'm an expert podcaster. That is so... Like, think so – think about doing that.

When people say, was the juice worth the squeeze? All the time I think, is this tweet worth it? We usually send each other texts or whatever. Is this funny enough to piss off the amount of people? Am I going to get canceled? Whatever. And my general thing is usually if you have to send the text, that means there's enough that you're worried about. Just don't send the text.

Don't send the tweet because what? You're going to get like a few hundred retweets or something? Like you can go super viral these days. It doesn't even matter anymore. It doesn't matter at all. One of those exact texts Kevin was describing was this weekend. Saturdays are for the cheesesteaks can suck my dick. Saturdays are for the cheesesteaks.

Poor John. He sent me the godfather gift That said what have they done to my boy Saturdays are for the cheese sticks We're doing now That doesn't even make any sense God damn man Take a worldwide brand and just Bastardize the fuck out of it

Just fucked it Just butt fucked it until it was a mess. And just fucking, what's his name, Joffrey? Yeah, just fucking. Just beat it into a goddamn fucking pulp. Took a rock and just destroyed what you made, man. Look at that guy. Look at that guy.

I love our cheese steaks. God damn, man. But shout out to cheese steaks. Yeah, no, the part of my cheese steaks are good. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. Look at that guy. it's double ironic or whatever you want to call it, that it works for HR. But like, just in general, if you are on the business side at all and you're like, let me rank everybody. No, that's what I was saying. Like, just fucking... Gotta be crazy. It is.

Crazy. It's like everyone, everyone here, even if you don't come in wanting it, eventually you get like, someone in content retweeted you and you're like, you get that dopamine hit.

You get that rush. And you're like, ooh, this is kind of fun actually. I might want to be a content person. I'm going to thread my Twitter thoughts now. Okay. All girls. This will be content. Yeah.

All the pretty girls with a couple dudes sprinkled in. Okay, weirdo. You stink. Kevin's getting an email from people. I can't tell you how quickly I would ignore an email from the people team. And that's no disrespect to you and your entire craft. But if I saw something like the people team want to talk to you. We need to connect about the podcast. Oh, my God.

I would never go to that meeting. I would push that off until the day I die. Like, oh, I can't. I got to do this. I can't. I got to do that. Oh, I double booked this. Oh, the podcast ran long.

We will never have a meeting with the people team. Ever. Ever, ever. I'm dealing with enough of this bullshit with One Minute Man and this. You are not making the list, bro. No, I'm not on the list. Kevin's not going to be top 50. Dude, how many people are there?

Kevin won't make that list. Let me tell you something. Barstool Sports is so afraid of things that Nick Hamilton is viewed as one of the bad guys. One of the mean guys. We have people being like, oh, Nick Hamilton? That guy. He doesn't fuck around. He's our fucking mountain. He's not our mountain.

What's the mountain's brother? The Viper. No, the mountain and the hound. Hound. Yeah, Nick's the hound of KFC radio. It is. One of the worst things about producers is you just have to do all the hard conversations. Yeah, tell them no.

But Nick sent one email being like, this place is a joke. And now everyone's like, on alert. I send these emails. I almost look forward to them now. I sent one about One Minute Man back in July. And I was like, you motherfuckers, don't ever tell me what to do ever again and they stopped they were all like whoa and it went july august and then september and they did it again to me and i was like you motherfuckers they took a what did i say in july i said asshole during an ad read that's where we're at with Barstool now.

I said asshole during an ad read. They said we can't post this. So they took it out. And then I picked a shitty fucking. I picked a vanilla topic. To get the ad out. Because they don't like. A lot of sponsors don't like being attached to some of the spicy shit that I say.

So I picked a very vanilla topic. But then because I said asshole. They took out the ad. And then. sponsors don't like being attached to some of the spicy shit that I say. So I picked a very vanilla topic. But then because I said asshole, they took out the ad. And then rather than the social team come tell me, hey, can you just say this again without saying asshole, they just posted it without the ad. So now I have a vanilla topic that I kind of just like picked to get the ad done that went up there and probably – oh, and by the way, couldn't show the video because of the rules at social. So now I have a video about a video

that we can't show that's a vanilla topic to keep sales happy that we took the ad out for sales. And then I know that I'm going to hear from that motherfucker Stu that the numbers are down because I posted a video that fucking sucked all to keep sales

happy that sales took the video out. So I'm like, I can't wait for sales to be for Stu to be like, well, I mean, look at some of the numbers. This video didn't do well. It's like, well, I didn't. It didn't do well because I was trying to keep sales happy and sales just took it out. So I sent that all, all of that in email form.

Wasn't as polite. I think at the end I said, why don't we just let sales do the videos themselves? Send! Send! It feels good, though. And then I get a bunch of texts like, everyone gets all...

Everyone is so gossipy. Oh, so gossipy. You see what that head of talent said? The head recruiter of the people team said something. Who cares? Talk about a tree in the forest. I was on a fucking train. I think this was Friday night, right?

It was all good on Friday night? Yeah. So I was on a train back from D.C. just trying to finish up my Dahmer. And I'm like swiping the thing up. Doing an emotional breakdown watching Dahmer. And I'm like, I was like, like swiping the thing up. Doing an emotional breakdown, watching Dahmer. No,

this is post, this is a different train ride. This is actually, I was on a train that I'd never even heard of before. It wasn't in Northeast region. It was a Palmetto. Um,

which I think, I think because it's my, the train stopped in New York. So I think it just means like, it doesn't run all the way up to Boston. Um, but anyway, like I kept getting texts.

I was like, guys, I'm trying to watch this guy eat. I think a dude's liver right now. Can you shut the fuck up about some dude on the third floor? I'm never going to see. Dude, never. Dude, just send it in your group text, dude.

Yeah. Or just don't send this at all. Yeah, but if you're going to send it, send it in a group text. Now, I'm sure some people will be like, not my barstool. This is what barstool was made on. They're probably right. Yeah, no, let's tip the cap. You guys nailed it.

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yeah dude I slept in a bed last night for the first time in like a week really I've been too sick to get to bed so I've been like

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I feel so sick right now. Yeah, nah. It's not going to go away for a long time. No, we're just going to be sick for like months. Yeah. I remember when I was living with my girlfriend and we would just like get sick and just breathe it into each other's face. I don't understand how people in relationships are ever healthy.

Yeah. Like I just pass it to you. Are you worried about fucking adults when you have kids? Well, dude, that's what, when I called. It's like they're little bombs of disease that you smuggle them into. Like, if you wanted to kill somebody, you should get a little kid and just give it to them. And they'll just bring all the disease with you. Bring the smallpox in.

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That must have been the worst. Did you contemplate, like, not telling? No. I would have been like, listen, the damage is not. I had one buddy. I had one buddy who was like, you shouldn't have told us. Yeah, the damage is not, bro. No, I mean, no one cares. This was December of this year.

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KFC fights. What's up, guys? Christian Cain here. Caller number one on KFC radio. Inventor of the McDonald's puke fedora question. I'm milking it. Saw you guys opened up the new voicemail line thought I

was only right for me to be the first caller yet again what are you a dumb asshole the situation that backs my question is I was recently on a flight out to Las Vegas and the girl sitting in front of me on the plane pulled out a

Tupperware filled with egg salad she had obviously prepared for the flight, which she proceeded to pull out and stink up the entire airplane. personally but it got me thinking about you know when you're just on a flight something stinks right whether it's the person next to you or in front it's just it's fucking awful or the head on that same flight back from las vegas i sat next to somebody who is unfathomably morbidly obese we're talking my 500 pound lifestyle. And I was actually concerned how they were going to get in the chair. It was one of those situations where you're sitting there just praying an attractive girl is going to sit next to you in the plane. Instead, I got the behemoth of a man. Either way, I've got a would you rather based on all this. So

holy moly, would you rather get stuck in between two morbidly obese people on a four-hour flight? You can't even fit in the seat. You're getting pushed. They both just, out of necessity, are taking the armchairs.

Or, would you rather get stuck between two horribly bad-smelling people for a four-hour flight where it's just that raunchy, deep BO smell? I've got a news for you. It's probably going to be, you know, we're talking like morbidly obese. He's probably going to get two for one here. He's probably going to get some stinky people too.

This guy, what is he? You think he's the belle of the ball here? This is our show, pal. The first video voicemail. It's only right. When you drop your first and last name, anybody remember that, man? You are the McDonald's fedora guy. I'll remember you from that.

I can remember that you're Christian Cain. Maybe I will now because it's an annoying name drop. Fats are stinky. If we're going to assume that these fat people smell good... Here's the deal. Fat people, it's going to be like... This actually is a good question. I make my...

You guys are going to believe this, but I make myself invisible. I'm like a rat. Yeah, I can see that. I can get like this. I can get so small. Look at this. I mean, you can wear... Look how small I can get.

Look how tiny he is. Look how tiny he is. Look how tiny he is. I'm hiding behind a microphone. You can't even see me. You're like, where's John? I mean, this guy can wear small underwear. You're like a shapeshifter. Yeah, I'm a Caesar salad, baby.

I'm whatever you need me to be. And the – I'm going to have a Caesar salad tonight. So I can like – Dude, I've done it before where i've sat next to like really big dudes like on the train um where i like i'll do i'll cross a leg and i'll be like this like lean on the window and i was watching my like i'm yo if you're a big guy sit next to the pitalberg i'm sorry for i'm sorry for being there yeah i do everything i can to make myself

small and get out of there i know it's it is my fault that I'm there. I shouldn't have been here. And then if you get the fucking... If you get a puke person... I fight fire with fire when it comes to gross stuff. So... Good luck. What do you mean? I'll puke. You're gonna fart? You're gonna puke. I'll fart. I'll puke.

I'll do it. I won't intentionally fart. I won't intentionally puke. They'll both happen. You're gonna get it with both barrels though. Dude, like I would fucking puke down my own shirt and look back and go. Dude, I think being – the threat of potentially puking from – again, we're talking really fat and really bad smelling. Really fat is uncomfortable, but like I'm not going to puke, you know? If I'm smelling you for, like, four hours and I'm like, oh, I can't be, like, puking on the plane.

I'll just be uncomfortable and we'll, you know, we'll deal with that after the fact. But I can't be smelling, like, rotten flesh. That's what my grandfather smelled like before he died. Oh. Jesus Christ. Dude, I would drive in his car. I'd be like, dude, you are currently dying. That's what my grandfather smelled like before he died. Oh. Jesus Christ. Dude, I would drive in his car. I'd be like, dude, you are currently dying.

Like, yeah, we're all dying, but you're fucking really close. Like, we're all dying, but you're going to die today. There's an expiration clock on your dime. Like, I'm ready to grab the wheel. You're about to go down Big man And isn't that weird That they don't realize it Like they Like I had a great aunt

Who Like she had cats and shit So like They would pee Like all over the place And she just like Didn't know it And like you walk in

It's like this I'm inside of a toilet Don't you realize this And it's like no They don't They don't realize it You know You'd have like a can of O'Doul's hanging out the window like hey party's on boys that's kind of cool

oh it's fucking bad i did i like i didn't know what o'doul's was i was like i was like he's like beer that doesn't even buzz you all day every day that's gangster that's just fucking gangster but the the thing i was gonna say about the smelly meal is i'm sure i've mentioned this before i one time went to go see a show on broadway um fuck what is it uh hadestown great play lead singer's a little whiny for my taste but unbelievable play and uh won the 2017 tony I believe. Shut up. Shut up. We're both sick. Let's wrap this shit up.

And I got an energy boost. I'm sweating nonstop. This is without a doubt the most unhealthy podcast. The last two weeks, you're listening to two people who are actively dying. It reeks of flesh in here. I'm absolutely shaking. I'm like, oh, my God. Bro, the shaking is the worst part.

I can't stop shaking. I was crying all last night. I'm shaking today. Get me out of here. And during intermission, the woman sitting next to me takes out her bag, which is from Applebee's, in Times Square, and cracks open just a fucking big fat bowl of calamari and just starts crushing calamari that's a couple hours old. That one was dead.

We'll call it two hours old. The cab from the Applebee's to the venue, first act, dead. And everyone was looking at me. I was with a bunch of Barstool employees. What did John do? I didn't do anything. The woman next to me with a fucking lap full of calamari, it's probably her. That's your reputation, though.

I'm taking the fat people. Next up. Hey, guys. i'm taking the fat people next up hey guys so a couple years ago i discovered the show normal people on hulu um and i the reason i discovered it was i was on tiktok i was scrolling through a comment section and people were like don't watch this show it'll destroy you um like will not get my life back after that it was so sad so of course i put it on um and like i got to episode five and like that's when you can tell it got really sad and i just assumed that the lead female had died um based on nothing except for like what the male lead was acting like like he was like super devastated super sad and i was like oh my god she must have died and i don't fuck with that stuff like i don't watch shows where people get cancer i don't watch shows like

where like i know like a love interest dies because it's just too sad for me so i just shut it off i never finished the show two years ago right that happened i've been telling people for two years that the girl dies she just straight up doesn't die they broke up spoiler alert they just broke up so like a month ago someone asked me like oh um have you ever seen the show normal people and i'm like oh like i didn't finish it like it gets so sad um she's like oh what happened like the girl dies in it like don't watch it the girl just she dies in episode six and they're like oh that's awful and my other friend's standing there and she goes i watched that show like i'm pretty sure no one dies in it she was it was a while ago but i'm pretty sure no one dies and i'm like i'm like she i'm pretty sure she dies she's like no i'm pretty

sure they just break up i've been telling people for two years that this girl dies and she doesn't. So my question is, what's the wildest thing that you just assumed and told everybody and it was just not right? Well, let me know. You've just got the greatest story of all time on this. It's the ultimate, like, you – this story cannot be topped. It is. Like, this is a very it's a weird question it's very niche and specific and you happen to have the goat answer i guess it's not really you it's it's your buddy but he he yeah for i think i've told this story yeah but he never got the chance to

tell anybody no it's why i actually wore the t-shirt the other day and people were going crazy about like the branson brown like yeah day, and people were going crazy about it. They're like, the Branson Brown. Not only people got why I was wearing it, but I was wearing a Branson-bound shirt. So if any of you know, that's from the movie She's Out of My League. And it's a shirt a friend got me for my birthday because we have a story with our friend where he fell asleep fell asleep we got a red box that's how old that

movie is we had a red box dvd one night and we got uh she's out of my league and he ended up falling asleep like right like i don't know halfway through three quarters way through whenever he fell fell asleep and he was like how did it end he was like he's like that movie was really funny like i just drunk or whatever. I fell asleep. And we were like, actually, dude, it's kind of fucking nuts that at the end of the movie, they fucking get in a plane crash and they die. Because it's a very plane-focused movie, if you don't know the movie. And he's like, you've got to be fucking kidding me.

What? That's nuts. And we were like, I know. It was fucking crazy, dude. And he that's like that's too much to take and then like every once in a while he'd bring up people i can't fucking believe that they fucking died in a plane crash in that movie like yeah i fucking know it's crazy all summer he'd be talking about it every opportunity to rent it so he did have some chance he probably told some people it was Every opportunity to rent it. I didn't realize. So he did have some chance. He probably told some people. It was probably in like mid July and then

and then in August he died. And he never he never found out what really happens at the end. She's out of my league. It's my favorite my favorite dead friend story ever. Like he like I mean he

was like regularly bringing it up. So like, wait, how? Well, she was actually going to work on a plane, and he was on a test run because he became a fighter pilot. He achieved his dream. And he accidentally crashes into her plane. They both die. He's like, this is crazy.

I didn't know. I thought it was like they got on a plane and crashed together. You did a fighter pilot crashing into a commercial airliner. He was like becoming a fighter pilot.

Yeah, we went elaborate with it, dude. We thought we were just fucking with our friend and would tell him the truth in a week. Turned, we didn't expect him to die. And so,

so he died with that knowledge. I swear to God, I swear. I'm not even joking, knowledge. I swear to God. That's all fake news in his head. I'm not even joking, man. I've seen John's crew of friends all reminisce about this. And watching them retell it to each other and laugh about it is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen.

It's the funniest thing. It's the sweetest thing. It's mourning and it's humor all tied into one it's fucking the best i almost wish i had a dead friend that happened i want one of my friends to die so i can have this moment with them it's that good start lying to your friends about the end of movies you gotta. Maybe this guy will die today. All right, last one. What do we got? What's up, KFC?

Fights. Love what you guys did, faking hangovers to give yourselves a day off the moment you had extra work to do during the week. Just got to love that work ethic. But it's not about you guys. It's about us trying harder, which makes me ask, what do we have to do to get this? I was listening to the It's Always Sunny podcast and they're doing full health panels to see

who's doing the best out of all three of them. Now I want to know not what Fights does compared to Kevin. I want to see Kevin compared to Frank the Tank or Duggs and I want to do an anonymous panel. So the question is, what do we have to do to get you guys to do that?

I'll hang up and listen. Thanks. Bro, I'm probably about due for one, so I'm good. I'm in. I could probably, whether or not we're doing it on the podcast, you guys should make me get a full health panel, just so we know what we're looking forward to. Does this guy think I'm on the same level

as Frank and Doug's? Does this guy think that if you put three health panels out on the table that we wouldn't be able to weed me out? If you blocked weight,

do you think you could? If I what? If you blocked weight. If weight was blocked off. I mean, I don't know about panels, but I would hope so. Let me tell you this much. If not, then I'm going to just get fat like them. Fuck it.

Bro, I mean, I've been around you. My cholesterol would have to be better, right? No, that's the one I'm not sure. I don't know how that works. I don't think I have high cholesterol. Okay. I don't have any fucking cavities. Yeah? I'll tell you what. I've been eating I have high cholesterol. Okay. I don't have any fucking cavities. Yeah?

I'll tell you what. I've been eating through one for a while now. I just switched sides. I've been straight right for... Because I got a left molar back here. It's just either infected or really cavity. So I had the same thing. My right side, it started to hurt.

And my brother went to... Having my brother is always cool because it like, we really are so similar, like built and mannerisms and everything that I'm like, I just have like a, like a four year thing, you know? I'm like, all right,

I'll look like that. Or I'll act like that. Or I'll say that, you know, just have a little like ghost of Christmas future. And he was like, I went to the dentist after like 15 years and the dentist was like, holy fuck.

And so I was like, Oh no, probably me too. And he was like these are he direct quote i think said spectacular really and i had a little from the guy who doesn't brush his teeth at night bro come join me bro i don't brush at night but i i think i actually in my recent years floss more than i realized okay because i started to get like uh ocd about it i don't floss because it feels like my teeth are gonna fall Fall out when I do Yeah so fuck you

By the way I'm done I'm not surprised That the guy who eats Candy and dip for 15 years Has bad teeth Yeah so don't ever Don't ever talk about me

They're not bad teeth They might be bad teeth But they're pretty teeth Which is like It's like the I'm superficial I don't care They're like

They're nice They're hollow They're like They would break like glass Like just shatter Yeah that's what it feels like When I floss I'm like I'm done with this I actually did have They're like, they would break like glass, like just shatter. Yeah, that's what it feels like when I floss.

I'm like, I'm done with this. I actually did have a little bit of one. It was so little that he goes, so listen, we can do this without anesthesia. And I was like, you can do this without anesthesia, pal. And he was like, you'll have like a whole numb face for the whole day. You really aren't going to need it. And he just went, and it was like, it was done. But it didn it didn't i went i went like i i felt it in my plums and i got up in the chair a little bit he was like you're done you're good uh i upset city like he he took the scans he showed

me the teeth he's like these are perfect teeth i was like so now i'm like why does it want to hurt by the way i think i really genuinely think this i going to make a preposterous claim that I think is not that preposterous. I think I had the last metal filling ever given. Yeah? I think I'm the last one. Are they not giving metal fillings anymore? Hell no. They haven't given it, like, he goes to me, we haven't done that in 30 years.

I can't believe you're not one. 30 years? Get the fuck out of here. I have metal fillings. When did you get them? I don't fucking know. Not 30 years ago. I wouldn't done that in 30 years. 30 years? Get the fuck out of here. I have metal fillings. When did you get them? I don't fucking know. Not 30 years ago. I wouldn't have adult teeth.

I was four 30 years ago. Well, then maybe you have them. Bro, I got them pretty recently. You ruined my whole claim. You did not get metal fillings recently. I have a mouthful of metal fillings. When did you get them? I don't know, but when I was an adult.

No, last time I opened my mouth for you, you got fucking mean. What did I do? adult. No, last time I opened my mouth for you, you got fucking mean. What did I do? You were like, gross. Let me see how many fucking metal fillies you have. So many metal fillies. I told you. It's all of them. Joe, I know.

Yeah, the top two, Kevin. I have this one that he was like, I don't even know how you got that. He's like, that's crazy. I go through TSA. They're like, what the fuck are you? They're like Jaws from fucking Goldeneye. They think I'm Adamantium. Bro, that is a staggering amount of metal fillings.

That's like a kid from the 50s. You look like a little boy from the 50s. I have exclusively metal fillings. That's like a kid from the 50s. You look like a little boy from the 50s. I have exclusively metal fillings. I'm learning right now that there are people who don't have metal fillings. Yeah, you were so stunned by it. I was like, what are you... No, it's like a white, like a composite.

Like, it's white now. You get your shit filled and you just have white teeth. Yeah, no, not me. All right, so you take the crown. Yeah. I mean, it's been a few years, but it's been less than 30. Where have you been going to the dentist? Fucking my dentist.

Fall River? Yeah. Goddamn trash town. All right, interview time. It's No Jumper on KFC Radio. We got Adam 22, How's Phone, and AD. I'm getting new teeth. After my blood panel is done, I'm getting all new teeth.

Yeah, I guess, by the way, I'll do it. Can I just go to the doctor, get a checkup? Because that's next on my list. Can you just ask for your results? No, I think we have to make it content. Nick's not here. We have to make Nick set it up. Because otherwise...

If I have to go alone and bring them back, I'm not going to do it. We're going to do a vlog. Also, this could potentially inherently be very mean. For one person involved. Maybe it's me. Maybe it's the big guys. But it's going to be like, this person's going to fucking die. I know, for one person involved. Maybe it's me. Maybe it's the big guys. But it's going to be like, oh, this person is going to fucking die. I'm not worried about you guys.

I just want to get my shit checked out. You can just go do that, you know. No, I can't. Yeah, you're right. I do not have the capability to do that. I'm like a girl parallel parking. I just can't do it. You can't do it.

I can't do it. It's so true. I went. Yeah, sure. Could I figure it out? Could I get it done of course am I going to no no it's the way it is do you do we have dental coverage me and you well it's up to you I don't do yeah I don't think I do either because I went the other day and I

gave him my medical card my like an insurance card and I just thought that this would all be under one thing and because I haven't gone in 15 years i don't know how that works and they go oh this is this is uh like medical not dental and i went oh well i guess i don't have dental then like are you sure and i was like no no i know i don't have vision i'm not sure which i fucking guess i need now uh but i was like dental i probably was like it's one of those things bro it's so stupid to not have dental bro it's like an extra $2 a month, and now I had a $850 bill for this. It's like, that was stupid. I have been going to the doctor's fairly often recently. I had the heartburn stuff.

I had... What else did I have? You were actively dying. I had something else. Yeah, pancreatitis. No, I did not. That's a horse of a different color Kevin um

the uh and I just go and I think I just pay cash like I have health insurance but I definitely give them a credit card

yeah well you gotta copay and shit but then but then so what I what I end up doing they send doctor's offices

heavy with the mail they're keeping the postal service in business. There's a little something there. I just don't ever pay bills. Every time I go home, I just bring a stack of fucking mail. I bring all of my mail. Don't give it to my mom.

She throws it out. She goes through and she's like, usually it's checks for me. I was going to say, I would never. My mom would be like, no. My mom would be so disappointed in me. I'd rather send that, like, a sext to my mom. My mom knows what she got into.

Yeah. My mom, I don't think, does. I'm like, do you think I'm, like, not an idiot? Do you think I'm a... Do you think you raised a man? Yeah. Like, what is wrong? I'm a failure.

I come home, like, here's my mail. She gave me my money, and in return, she has to go through my mail now. Once a month, my mom just gets a stack of my mail. She gave me my money, and in return, she has to go through my mail now. Once a month, I might as well get the stack of my mail. It's all kinds of – everything. Everything. Carnegie Hall. Yeah, I know. Carnegie Hall sends me mail all the time because one time I gave Nick Hamilton tickets to Gary

Goldman there, and they called me, and they were like, did you enjoy the show? And actually, I happened to be in this room. And I said, Nick, did you enjoy the show? And he said, yes. And I said, love the show. They said, would you be willing to give a $600 donation? You will be allowed a private tour of Carnegie Hall, and you will have. And I was like.

For sure not. I was like, private tour sounds like a pretty sick date. And I said, yes. Oh, my goodness. And so now they. And I'll never go on that tour. Never. But, yeah, so they are heavy with the mail, too. They also might be in cahoots with the United States Postal Service.

But my mom's like, fuck it. This is sick. I love cars. Like, my house. She gets to see. I don't know, man. Let's go home. I'm done.

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You ever drank lean? No. No, stay away from it. It's terrible for you. Is it? Yeah. Is it not a good time? You look like you're into it.

I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. You would love it. But no, it'll put you in the hospital. But yeah, we're out here doing the No Jumper live podcast on Tuesday at Gramercy Theater. Oh, wow. With me and these two busters. Dude, that's no joke. AD and Lil House Phone.

Yes, sir. A.K.A. my black friends. That's so crazy. The only black dudes who will hang out with us. Don't you kind of think, though, I know the joke is always like some fucking racist piece of shit asshole or whatever, but they're like, I have black friends. If someone has a bunch of black friends, I do think that matters. Yeah, and that's why I have them around so people can't call me racist.

It doesn't make any better that you got black friends and you bring them to a KFC podcast. I'm just saying. Okay, wait. Have you counted how many black friends you have? I have not counted them, no. Because it would be depressingly low. One nigga, two nigga, three nigga, four.

We need to diversify your lifestyle. Here's the thing. I grew up. I was born in the Bronx. I played basketball with a bunch of dudes who was like, I was probably like through seventh grade, I was like, I was the white kid. Right. You know what I mean?

I grew up with a bunch of Puerto Ricans and black guys. That's how I feel right now. That's how you feel every day on this trip. And then after that, I went full cream cheese white. It's just the way, I don't know, how it all played out. You guys are actually outnumbering us. It's only me and AD. And it's you, Trev, and Josh.

No, but we're outnumbering. We're dealing with it. I haven't seen no faces here. Right now, you're outnumbered, bro. They're outsized personalities, though. What do you mean? They, like, take over the room and start farting and doing weird shit. Well, that's also, I mean, that's also, I feel just like black people are cooler than white people.

It's just a fact. I'm not going to disagree. You said it, KFC. Not these ones. Maybe, like, Gunna. I don't know about them. Free Gunna. Yeah, you, I mean, your whole world is fucking wild, man. Maybe like Gunna I don't know about that Free Gunna Yeah You

I mean your whole world Is fucking wild man What do you guys think Of this dude's life Cause when I Talk to him It disgusts me Every time I think about it

I mean like You're obsessed with my porn career I envy him I envy him a little bit But then at the same time It's like You're also a sick fuck And like we couldn't

Get that shit going Yeah I mean You're crazy You got some issues, right? Okay, listen. As someone who has known him for a very long time, like, seeing his progression has been fucking beautiful. How long have you known him?

Shit, since, like, 2015, 2016. He used to be my Coke dealer during the early SoundCloud era. Okay. I wasn't going to say all that. 2015. So, all right, how do you go from there? Even saying Coke dealer is an exaggeration, though. We were just kind of like occasionally doing it together.

Coke provider is better. Coke provider. All I get dealing is giving too much respect. We're definitely doing it together. That's what the cartel does. They're dealing. You were just sort of supplying. I was serving myself.

Right. It's like you have some investments to pay for your mortgage Is there like a Barstool Coke dealer? There's like a guy that comes to mind Where everybody hits him up Is it Dave? It would not be Dave But I'm sure there's some shared acquaintances

At Barstool Why is there some random mustard next to you? This podcast is sponsored by Heinz It's crazy Have you ever had A bagel with mustard No It's fucking fire

And that's why I have this shit I wouldn't put it past you Because here's the thing though Think about it Have you ever had A soft pretzel with mustard Yes Yes

Same fucking thing as a bagel Just wrapped up I felt that I respect that Technically yes I'm telling you Just try it You'll be like But you'll have a bagel around No that's the felt that. I respect that. I'm telling you, just try it. You'll be like... Where are the bagels, by the way?

It's Bagel Monday. Usually on Monday we have a whole bunch of bagels. You can put any condiment on any piece of carbohydrate and it's going to work out. That's pretty much it. I don't want mustard potatoes though. That sounds weird. But I'm sure you could do it.

Well, potatoes, you know, that would be more like a ketchup thing. It was like French fries, potatoes, all that goes with ketchup. I'm a ketchup guy. He said ketchup on any condiment, on any carb. Yeah, but potatoes are more of a starch. Right. But if you give me a bagel, cut it in half, and you spread any of the world's condiments on it,

I'm pretty sure I'm going to be failing. How about this? I want to start the movement of, like, buffalo cream cheese on your bagel. That sounds fire. Fire. That sounds good. Right? Because the cream cheese is kind of like the blue cheese.

Give me some spicy. I'm on a diet for, like, the past month, so I haven't really had a bagel in a while, so you're kind of triggering me. What are you dieting for? Trying to look hot. Getting too fat when you're fucking the camera? That's got to be tough.

You got to worry about how you look. All of a sudden, I'm like, no, I need a body dysmorphia. I'm courting it. When I first started at Barstool

and all of a sudden had a public... They told you you needed to lose weight. Well, no, but the fans did. For my whole life, I'm 25 at the time, and at that point,

early on, we didn't put our faces or you didn't know who we were it was all just behind audio yeah actually in the very beginning it was fucking written

we were blogging and then once I you know we started to do videos or put pictures up all of a sudden people are like you're balding

you're fat you're this you're that I never worried about a fucking thing I had me and my friends we would clown each other a little bit

but nobody you know and all of a sudden I'm like oh my god shit what do I do told him the same, but nobody, you know? And all of a sudden, I'm like, oh, my God, shit, what do I do? Told him the same thing. Also, Debra, when you're fucking on camera. Five transplants later, and here we have the dude.

Two hair transplants, buddy. My girl told me I was bawling the other day. Yeah, two of them. It looks fucking natural, though. You got it up front or in the back or all of it? Two of them in the front. He was scared to tell us for so long. He didn't tell us for years.

I wasn't scared. I could get away with it. There was nothing to clown for. I long. He didn't tell us for years. I wasn't scared. I could get away with it. There was nothing to clown for. I got away with it for like 10 years and they didn't know. You used to have your head shaved, no? Yeah. And then you got like- That's when he was like, because you were-

Nazi. Neo-Nazi. No, I was a Nazi at the time too. Yeah, I mean the shaved head and the tats. Yeah. No, I was definitely pretty aggressive looking. I couldn't afford to be in a bad mood When I had the shaved head Because it was like

I just looked so Fucking aggressive Menacing That if I was just Kind of like this I would just look like I was about to shoot The building up

For real I love those Like white beaders And a shaved head Is like Yeah you look like You're about to Fucking shoot the place up

Anyway We gotta talk about this He's from Compton Yeah Okay Crazy place I'm a man Just like anyone else Adam we gotta talk about this he's from compton yeah okay crazy place i'm a man just like anyone else indeed crazy place you said it not me man you know what's funny is at the end of the day all this shit i think is kind of nerdy podcasting

well that's what's funny to be a fucking a coke provider or from Compton. It's like, in our world, it's like, yeah, I'm worried about how many followers I've got and what's the, you know,

how many downloads I'm getting and all that shit. But that's what's funny is like when you come from a whole other world where, you know, you're not doing all that nerdy shit

but all of a sudden you guys have this success and you have to start worrying about it. It's just a funny, like, dynamic between the two. Like when you're coming up, when you're growing up in and Compton I don't think you're worried about your your downloads and your retention rate or all that we're not worried about

a mustard on bagels I'll tell you that uh no white people the thing is is that try man I'm telling you I'm gonna give it a try I would make you eat them right now. He's giving back and he's going to actually open an anime fan store in Compton. He's going to do like Magic the Gathering, Pokemon Go, card collecting. How did you two link up then? You were the co-provider. I started starting.

We have like a 6ix9ine type relationship thing going on. He sort of is incubating me in his gang. You ever take me on a barstool podcast? Bring me to barstool. Introduce me to KFC on a Monday morning. Everybody thought I was on like Adderall or whatever last time I was here because I really was like pounding like multiple iced coffees because I just got off the flight. Yeah, I mean, somebody's always got to fucking comment, man.

Probably a bunch of people here are on Adderall, too. All of them. I mean, all the time. Who's the Adderall dealer? I don't know the dealers, but I know the... You ready? It sounds like you are here for business purposes. That's smart. I think this is networking for...

I'm about to take over. The Barstool Rico. Take the whole fucking place down, man. That's what we were joking around the other day about the- You got fried chicken around here? No, it's a common misconception. It's just my initials. And everybody wants chicken when they show up.

Kevin Francis Clancy. So when I first started, like I said- You sound like a fucking actor. Let's call you KC. Yeah, I don't know why. you kc yeah i don't know why first of all i don't know why my parents fucking named me that and then second of all when we were first starting out i had a different job i had a desk job so i didn't want to get fired so i had to kind of keep it like a fake name but as close as i get while still being like under the cover

you should add like a little wing or something to your logo well the thing is the name sucks it's a bad name but it's also come back around now like i hate it because when i first started i just haven't been doing this for that long 10 years but have you never had them hit you up like a lawsuit idea or anything no no but i've also never had they never hit me up to do like a fucking collab yeah have you ever dressed up as carlos sanders for halloween i have yep i did that's crazy that Jack Harlow got a collab with them like one year in the game. I was fucking furious. I was like, this is bullshit, man.

Don't feel bad because I had like, as a black man, an obsession with Arby's. Yeah. And like I had them, I made his whole campaign. He wore a meat suit. Yeah. No, they sit in a meat suit. You got the meat suit. Arby's.

They gave me a letter. Well, they didn't give me the push a T. But then push a T gets me. That's the Arby's deal. He gets left with just a meat suit. All you have is a meat suit to show for it. Arby's. They gave me a letter. They didn't push a T. They endorsed the Arby's deal. He gets left with just a meat soup. All you have is a meat soup to show for it in a letter. He honestly sent thousands of people to Arby's. Yeah, but that's the thing.

They got you. They're not going to pay you. You're already doing it for free. He created a whole merch campaign called Blacks for Arby's. Trying to raise awareness of Arby's in the black community. I understand why they can't do that, but that's fucking very funny and very real. I even went to the club and had them, instead of bottles, bring out Arby's sandwiches. No way.

And that's what made them hit me up. At Lock and Key, right? That's fucking funny. That's a move right there. That's the real shit that they should promote and push. But Blacks for Arby's is probably not going to fly at the executive level. I'm going to make a new one right now. Blacks for KFC.

It would have been so dope to see the homie get a fucking KFC endorsement. Well, I usually have another co-host. He's flying right now. He loves Sour Patch Kids. You know them shits gave you cancer they just said, right? Okay, don't say that. He just said that. Brother, if that's the case, my man's going to get a whole lot of cancer. Who said that? He got a tad, though. Who told you that? the case, my man's going to get a whole lot of cancer. Who said that?

He got a tad, though. Who told you that? It was like some new study that came out. I do think that they're probably like the worst thing that you could eat. So I am prone to believe that. It's like some synthetic fucking. I couldn't think of anything less like actual food. Yeah, it's not organic.

It's not real. Would you say Skittle? They said the same thing. Listen. Skittle's taste is bad for you. You're going to get cancer. Let's keep it G. They said, oh Oh that's about Celsius

I'm like I like Celsius Nah that shit had me Feeling like cracked out bro What the fuck You talking about the energy drink Yeah Celsius

You ever have that No I think it was making me pre-cum What Celsius You drink a fucking Energy drink You just start pre-cumming

Were you hard Like I was like Jerking off And like noticing That the cum was coming out Like early And then I fucking googled And I found out That they've done tests Of like energy drinks I was jerking off and noticing that the cum was coming out early. And then I fucking Googled and I found out that they've done tests of energy drinks on rats. And it affects their sperm concentration, which is pretty much like that thing.

So I feel like it might actually be real. That's why we just drink body armor here. Water keeps you fucking. My body is literally armored with this water. I was pouring it all over myself earlier. Beautiful. But he got a tattoo of a Sour Patch Kid on his body. And everyone's always like,

why don't they advertise with you? I don't know. I think it's just the outline of one. But they're like, why don't you advertise with them? And they're probably sitting at home. The office is going, we already do advertise with them.

We don't pay them shit. This guy's fucking... Our logo tatted on him. He's talking about us all the time. Corpor, we already do advertise with him. We don't pay him shit. This guy's fucking, our logo tatted on him. He's talking about us all the time. Corporations pay people to advertise products they don't use usually. Yeah, right.

Not body armor, but otherwise. Trying to get into that demo or whatever. Yeah. So. Y'all sit at home and drink this piggyback whiskey?

This shit is the real deal. This is our biggest sponsor. Whistle Pig. Whistle Pig is like very high quality quality without being a zillion dollars. When they called up and were like, we want to sponsor you, it was like, I didn't believe it in the first place. They don't need help moving bottles at all. You had already tried this?

We already drank. Whistle Pig is already the whiskey we all drank. If you want some, we can have some. I would totally drink it if it wasn't 11 in the morning on a Monday. I don't know how you guys get down I'm not sure what the I don't drink no more Yeah

How long? His heart was about to explode It's been almost two It's been a year and a half Almost two years Like full blown You don't touch anyone? I just do a little wine now

That's it Like a dinner and stuff Were you a partier before? Drank a lot Yeah Before I knew who the Nugboys was He would call me a black Nugboy That's fucking funny

cause that's true that's the most things I usually are right so in general last time we talked you said you kind of keep plug talk very separate from no jumper I don't fuck in front of these guys

I would love to have you watched him? No. Fuck no. You lying? No. No. I feel like I've seen it, but.

Oh. I've definitely been on my accident. The truth comes out. Whoops. I'm watching my boy fuck on camera. The truth comes out. And I see the homie's dick, and I'm like, this is disgusting. And I just swipe up.

Everybody. Hell yeah. I think everybody that we work with has seen that video of you getting your ass ate from both angles or some shit. Why? Why would they want to see that? It was on Twitter. So I think all the time. I've usually said on the record, I'll watch anybody fuck.

Not that I want to jerk off to it or whatever. It's just like if you tell me there's a sex tape of somebody, I want to look at it. I want to see what happens. Do you like the cinematography or what just no just morbid curiosity of like what does that person fuck like right but then somebody said would you watch dave's and i was like well this is before the whole fucking world saw that right federal crime um but i was like nah that's where i would draw the line like i don't want to see that so yes in this case you guys all work together i know that's where I would draw the line. Like, I don't want to see that. Right. In this case, you guys all work together. I know that's out there, Dave, and I never thought about seeking it out.

You've never seen it? No. Yeah. Which is cool. But I would like to, you know, I guess if it was on, I wouldn't look away. But also, like, the idea of, like, you know, Googling it and spending, like, three minutes skipping through it. Like, I don't know. See, I feel like I would do it, again, just to, like, clown you.

You know, like, to find some material. Oh, if they had sex tapes, for sure, I would watch it. I don't know. See, I feel like I would do it, again, just to clown you, to find some material. Oh, if they had sex tapes, for sure I would watch it. So then what do you say? I'd be freeze framing every second of it, making fun of you in the group chat. He's like a porn sports analyst. Yeah. He always breaks down every scene and the angle.

You got the editor mind of that shit. Well, a lot of people. I did an interview the other day with uh this dude dread who has like the world's biggest dick he's a porn star and he um how much he talks about i was talking about him as if he was like you know mike tyson right you know i guess if he's like the greatest athlete of his kind ever which he basically is and i mean to me you appreciate greatness porn is a huge thing like porn is way bigger than like football or fucking basketball or whatever it's just that if you like basketball you'll like wear a basketball jersey and like talk about it and tweet about it but like 99 of people who fuck with porn just

don't talk that's why i mean it we talk about it a lot on the podcast we clown around about it and people who hate us will be like all you guys do is talk about porn and i'm like well it's the one thing that i can pretty much guarantee everybody can relate to. The great equalizer. A lot of people watch sports, but not everybody. A lot of people like music,

but not this kind. They have like a brain disease where they just like bring up the porn thing constantly and then they accuse me of bringing it up. Somebody make me a Violet Myers jersey,

I'll wear it tomorrow. Let me tell you the type of stuff that he does. What's that? So it could be a random day I'm just eating a bagel with mustard

and he'll be like he'll send me someone's dick he'll send Dred's dick in the fucking group chat and he'll be like look at this like wow

look at this greatness and he's like do you guys recognize how good of a specimen this is and we're like bro we don't want to hear about this shit

in the fucking group chat that's not true I was fucking a girl and I wanted to show them the girl and so I sent them a picture of her, and yes, she did happen to have Dredd's dick in her mouth, but I mean, whatever.

That was just for scale. I just wanted to show. I wasn't saying look how big his dick is. I was saying look how small her head is. I'm eating my oatmeal in the morning, and this nigga sends me an elephant trunk on top of this bitch's shoulder. It's like one of those snakes. Britney Spears holding that shit all over

my neck. If I did that to you in a white group chat, you wouldn't think it was that out of the ordinary, right? Boom! In a white group chat. You guys are weird. White guys have like... White guys are, especially if like they're hockey players, some baseball players, there are certain groups, but in general

white guys are definitely a little more like... No the gay shit. No, I just need to meet the cool black dudes because think about fucking Eliza getting banged by seven black dudes from the Suns. That was unbelievable. I need those dudes in my group chat. It would be down for some freaky shit. I still don't think that they'll be cool with you sending dicks and shit like that.

For sure. They're fucking in front of each other. The Suns are like a gangbang team. That's cool. That's like they play basketball second. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The O's just won the championship that year, too. That's cool. They play basketball second. They almost just won the championship that year, too. She probably took them all away. Her vagina elevated them to the next level.

That's team building. When that hit, you must have been so happy. That's one of those ads that's coming out of her mouth on the show. You're like, yes. No, because it came out. For her, too. It wasn't stupid viral at first. It was like 150K, 200 K, whatever.

And then somebody put the video on Twitter and the shit had like 10 million views within a couple of days. And it became like one of our biggest things. But again, that's because like with the porn thing, it's like you can't sponsors can't fuck with that or whatever, but that's what people are going to want to hear. Those are the stories they want to fucking hear that chick. I mean, as for what we do, when we're just,

I'm looking through like the internet to try to find whatever I'm talking about for the day. That was like gift from God. Job's done.

If you think about it though too, like I've had a bunch of porn girls on the show like talking about like, oh, I had a stomach ache one time because I swallowed 12 dudes jizz in a row,

yada, yada. But then Eliza, like it was just the way she was talking about it. Like she just did that out of pure passion she's pregnant right now she's a baby i don't know i was gonna say once you get her on plug talk it'll be a full no she bailed we were supposed to at one time you're totally forgetting this whole storyline where she fucking bailed on us i remember i remember dude i i did

i'm just still having faith that you'll get it in there one day she's pregnant now she's wiped up i'm sure they're gonna She's pregnant now. She's wiped up. I'm sure they're going to be together forever. She's not wiped up. That is a girl. She's never going to be wiped up. They said it was Future's baby. I highly doubt it. But also

would it be that big of a surprise? You just dropped a crazy rumor right there. Anybody tells me that Future might be the father, I'd be like, okay. There's always a possibility that Future would fuck. There's been multiple times where she called me and says, this super famous rapper just nutted inside me. Yeah, that wouldn't surprise you, right?

These dudes are sick fucks. Savages. That's insane. You wouldn't nut inside of her? What? He would. Yes, he would. I went my whole life never having nutted inside a girl until my girl and I decided to have a kid.

Are you joking? That's why I never got a bitch pregnant. That's why I didn't have a kid at 18 like certain people here. Come on, 19, dude. Come on. Credit, man. Yeah, man. I don't think I believed that, though.

Never once. No, a couple times. Because they were on birth control and I was fucking them for a long period of time. But like, only a couple. But it does feel, I remember when my friends were doing that, I'd be like, dude, that is the thing that you do to get somebody praying. What are you whispering about over there? What did you say?

I just bought a Plan B last night. Thank God. Shout out to Plan B. That's a sponsor we should all be on our shows, right? They need to not take that away. Yeah, that needs to stay. He bought a Plan B for a dude. That's how deluded he is.

What do you mean? No, he fucked a dude and bought him a plan B. Jesus Christ. I remember when I did my video about Eliza and I recapped that story. Oh, yeah, that's how we met. I forgot. And then I saw a DM from her. I mean, I wasn't the nicest to her in some of the things I said.

Yeah, what'd you say? Was she trying to get you to? Well, no, but I saw, I see the DM and I see it from her and I was like, oh, fuck. Because the worst part about getting successful is all the shit that you talk now gets back to the people you're talking shit about.

I used to love it when I was basically a troll. Found that out many times. Yeah, but I see the message and I'm like, fuck. And I open it and she was like, can you at least tag me in this video and she just wanted the fucking

all the cloud followers I was like you are a real one you don't give a that girl a lot of people say they don't give a fuck that girl does not

give a fuck but she had the unfortunate shit of like getting her Instagram deleted like 14 times right after she blew up she would probably

have like a million followers and have like a whole little business selling promo and all this shit, but then she just got deleted a million times. You gotta play by the rules with that shit. I don't know what she did. Are you a big shadow ban on that shit? I think I'm alright. You good? Yeah.

She would send me videos of her with just her face buried so deep in some dude's asshole. That's like her thing, right? Like, oh, I just came home from the club. Look at this video. And it's like the dude filming it. She's in his asshole. The other dude beating it up from behind.

It looks like a porno shoot, but this is literally just dudes she met at the club. Friday night. Crazy. She was sending to all of us individually. She's a warrior. And then she said she was too nervous to do plug talk. Yeah, what the fuck?

And, yeah, we would all be getting the same videos and like like yo you're nervous a crazy video and everybody else is like you got that too that was such a genuine she's a warrior man she's a warrior like we're talking about her like she's a like an nfl veteran who retired after 15 years she's cold honestly she's really beautiful and she really can sing her voice is fucking amazing i. I'm not going to lie. Singing to this dick. She scares me, to be perfectly honest. That's a girl that... She scares you.

Yeah. I'm scary about it. I think me and a lot of my white friends would be full-blown afraid of her. You'd be scared the fuck. Yeah. I mean, she's... Break down the... She might bite the tip off.

Yeah. That's a girl like I'm not fucking her. She's fucking me. Well, speaking of, there's that demon girl. girl i just saw that that's a good segue i just saw that clip like this morning what is her deal i know she's all tatted up but like she goes another level she's like uh into the into that shit she has her eyes tattooed so that the white of her eyes is all black she got her whole face done fucking upside down butterfly on her face she got her tongue split down the middle.

Oh, that fucking, and then it moves like this, right? Doesn't it like, oh, that pissed me off. And then she came on the podcast. I would love that on his fucking nutsack. I would have been down to figure it out, but yeah, it probably does feel better.

My girl didn't want to have her on Plug Talk. I saw, I saw, and you fucking ratted her. You ratted out on her. You're saying that she doesn't like you, right? Well, yeah. I mean, my girl doesn't want to fucking be a part of a monster movie. I think it and you fucking ratted her. You ratted out on her. She's saying that she doesn't like you, right? Well, yeah. I mean, my girl doesn't want to fucking be a part of a monster movie. I think that's how she worded it.

She just didn't want to fuck her, and then all of a sudden we're getting judged for not wanting to fuck her. That girl's disgusting. Are we not allowed our preferences? I mean, I would fuck her. I really don't give a shit. I'll fuck whoever. You would fuck anything.

Who would you not fuck? Bro! Give me a chick that you would not. Lizzo. I'm going to turn that thing down. She's at the top of my list. Why? You know how fucking fun that would be?

And you know that she would be like, I think she would be a blast in bed. Because she knows it and she throws it, man. These guys will talk about banging her and I'll just be like, for real? I don't think it would be, like, maybe the sexiest thing of all time. I think it would be a fun time. I think she's fine. Maybe if she sang and danced and stuff, I could agree that it might be fun. If it was, like, a performance, yeah, okay, maybe.

I bet you she's performing, man. I mean, she's a good time. I'm just going to say this. I have banged, in my life, a few morbidly obese women. Uh-huh. Not fun. It's not for me. But, like, there's a difference between...

Were they attractive, though? Yeah. You know what? She's actually... I mean, if she... When they're, like, 350 pounds, it really doesn't matter what their face looks like because you're mostly thinking about the sweat and the folds and... But, okay, that's also...

I don't think Lizzo, I think Lizzo is not gross like that. Why? Because she's rich and I think she takes care of herself. I'm on my BBW movement. I agree that she probably. Like anybody else, I don't want to fuck Lizzo after the gym maybe, but on a regular day, there's just rich people, look good, smell good, they feel good, they have nice clothes,

they take care of themselves. She probably got the warmest That's what they want you to think. I've fought some hot ass beautiful porn stars that once you actually got down to the nitty gritty of their vagina,

it smelled like a fucking compost pile. And I'm just saying, I don't go that big in my personal life, if possible. If possible. Sometimes. Sometimes a duty call.

Well, I'm saying I've done it before. So it's like those were at very different times in my life. So if some sort of plus size OnlyFans model chick came to you, you'd say no? I mean, I might do it just because I'm a performer. Like, you know, end of the day. I'm a showman. I'm a coxswain guy. If it's going to move the needle, yeah, I'll do whatever besides, like, a dude or a trans

person, I guess. But as far as... All right. So there is no line. I asked you before. Who's the line of, like... Biological female. And if she can get past the STD test.

If she can pass the STD test. Do you think that demon girl is passing the STD test? She must because she does porn. I mean... She does, like, a butt, like... No. No. She's photoshopped. I don't know. I think she's photoshopped. She? She must because she does porn. I mean. She does like a butt, like real porn. No, she's a photoshopper. I don't know. I think she's photoshopping a real porn star.

Real porn stars are the cleanest chicks you fucking know. That's what I'd be telling regular ass niggas that'd be like, oh, I would never. Yeah, they get tested every two weeks just like me. Those girls are fucking clean. I don't believe you get tested every two weeks. You don't have to. How else would I be doing porn? I think your dick's about to fall off.

Your leg's about to fall off. You're doing your own porn now, right? Yeah, but we still have to do it. Really? According to who, though? Well, I mean, I'm pretty sure there's no law

that says that you have to do STD tests to do porn, but it's like basically just common practice. Like, if you don't do it, you're like super looked down upon. None of these girls... other porn stars.

If we weren't collecting the information about everybody's STD test, all of the girls in the porn industry would look at us like we were totally shady as fuck. Because everybody's on board with it. Nobody fucks around because of the fact that it's such a big deal. So you're not signed to anybody who would enforce it, but they all are. So you have to play by the rules.

Yeah, and throughout the years, there's been some different porn stars like Brian Pumper who tried to like skirt this by basically like fucking girls and like maybe getting their std test done after the fact and then like selling that footage to like mainstream companies and then they totally have been like basically blacklisted from the industry i imagine there's some grimy people in that world huh for sure but i haven't met that many. Really? I've always... Him, you motherfucker. I'm not grabbing. I saw somebody said, you know, Logan Paul's show, his co-host Mike. Yeah. He was saying, I didn't see it, but he was like, there's a new movement out there saying

that all the woke people are saying don't work with porn stars, don't do content with porn stars. I haven't seen examples of that, but that's what he was saying. Well, there's like anti-porn feminists. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've found to the very last one, every single person I've ever interviewed who's been an adult star, fucks on camera, whatever, are the nicest, coolest, most down to earth people out of all this shit.

And meanwhile, the gangbangers and the rappers are total assholes. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm pretty nice. Yeah, no. Like the other entertainers. Most of the people are nice in general, but there's always a couple assholes. There's always a couple people who feel themselves or whatever.

All of them that I've talked to have been like a fucking delight. I don't want to be friends with you. Yeah. I kind of did come in the porn game thinking there was going to be more weirdos, but I also probably have like a selection bias because of the fact that if you're like a real weirdo, I probably just don't know you. Yeah, you don't have to. That's the difference, but you have to fuck people. Yeah, because it's like a big networking game

of who's cool with who. That's why it's like if a dude fucks up on set, it's so goddamn easy for you to get blacklisted from the game. Would you guys do what he does? No. Like if you had a girl who was down with it and the same rules and shit they play by, you make the money, you have a page, you couldn't do it?

I mean, only if that was the last resort. I'm just going to be just fucking for the rest of my life. I'm successful either way. Yeah. But he's also- But don't you think you're really not living up to your true potential because the world hasn't seen your dick? Walking on camera? Yeah.

Were you always confident in your fuck game? He has a twin brother named Rico Strong. I just want to say that. Who does porn? living up to your true potential because the world doesn't see your dick yeah i don't you actually you always confident in your fuck game he has a twin brother named rico strong i just want to say that who does porn but also um it's a funny one yeah honestly like i when i talk to the dudes who like really do it and they say that they fucking don't uh like that they have a hard time staying hard on set or whatever i've never never really had that problem. I'm always hard. I'm hard right now. Full, you want to see? Full mast. He's already seen it.

He's already watched the video. What are we going to do on stage tomorrow at the live podcast? You coming? Boom, he's coming. I maybe could. He's like, nah, nigga, I don't want to come. I will stick the fuck out. You got to walk in with a KFC bucket on your head and be like, somebody suck that baby's dick.

We had that idea too late that we were all going to come in with the KFC buckets on. Please do that. We'd have to buy someone's chicken and just throw it away. We could give a drumstick out to every fan in the line. That'll be the most racist shit of all time. Or every barstool employee. That's definitely racist. Yeah, I'll show up and give out the fried chicken to the black people. That'll go real fucking racist shit of all time. Or every barstool employee. That's definitely racist. Yeah, I'll show up and give out the fried chicken to the black people.

That'll go real fucking great. No, I'm saying, you have to do it. Yeah, you don't do it. Yeah. We're going to just give you the bucket after. Have you done a lot of live shows? This is the second one. Where was the first one?

The first one was in L.A. at, I forget. El Rey. El Rey. The El Rey Theater. And this one's there. The El Rey Theater's no joke, man. It isn't? It's good shit. Yeah? Yeah, in a good way. It's a real spot.

Well, now we know exactly where we are in the hierarchy of live shows because before us, tonight, at that same venue is Danny Lay. And then the night before was this rapper, Swako. So now we know that we are like exactly as poppin'

as them assuming that they sold it out that shit's so weird though Swako had a line around the corner he did yeah a lot of theaters

and comedy clubs and rooms and shit like I'll see you know like last week like Louis C.K. was coming through here fucking like Chris Rock or whatever

and it's like what is my ass doing here but they're playing they play like smaller venues sometimes yeah I mean so to them like that's's their smallest shit they've ever done. And to me, it's like, this is the biggest thing we've ever done. But it's just the room to play in.

But if you're Louis C.K., you can afford. It's like you could just kind of do a really big venue or you could do a smaller venue because you could just consistently sell out somebody. It doesn't matter. Look at the nigga that was jacking off. Yeah, but he's fucking funny. You funny he's fucking funny man he's funny i like him so funny i'd probably just like okay man just yeah you can jerk off keep putting that shit out that's kind of what it's like with us as he said the n-word with the rr2 yeah he did do that

like he said it multiple times louis louis it was uh i remember that video it was louis uh some other comic and seinfeld oh video it was Louis some other comic and Seinfeld oh I remember this and Louis and that and other comics oh you're talking about Kramer

no no that was just man that dude he was like the first guy to really get cancelled he cracked it off that shit was like on a fucking

Motorola Razr that film he went one of my favorite South Park episodes of all time making fun of him that's that nigga guy.

Yeah, no. Seinfeld, though, I think was the other one on that panel and he was kind of like, this is not good. I don't like this at all. He could tell. I don't want to be

a part of this anymore. Shout out to Jerry Seinfeld. Shout out to him for having the foresight. What do you do on stage for your podcast? I don't know. What do you do in the first place?

How about the freestyle? You should be actually doing here last time i went there we just fucking got up there like rappers and just like walked back and forth and we're like it was like hard to like take them to like step it down a little bit and like sit down and just like start talking i wish man i'm so awkward out there really my co-host is the one ill like when we first come out he's getting the crowd hyped up and shit I'm so awkward with that stuff That I just kind of walk out And I'm like I got drunk last time

I'm not getting drunk this time You gotta do the worm I wish bro If I could do some shit like that I would do it You got drunk last time? Yeah I didn't think you were drunk at all

I was drunk I don't know why Drunk podcasting doesn't work I'm not getting drunk this time One of those things When we first started I was like Oh like

The audience will drink beers And we'll all get wasted And it's like Nope doesn't work Especially if beers and we'll all get wasted and it's like nope doesn't work especially if the fucking people listening are sober

you think it's a great idea I think a little bit of drinking can be good for content but getting like really drunk usually is very bad get any nerves whatever

yeah especially then the audience like when somebody like gets butthurt or whatever it's like they just pick up on it

so fucking hard and like when you're drinking it's like easy to get emotional and then also it's like you're drunk as fuck or whatever, it's like they just pick up on it so fucking hard. And, like, when you're drinking, it's, like, easy to get emotional. And then also it's like you're drunk as fuck, so you think everything's funny. And, like, the audience is kind of sitting at home like, okay. Yeah, my thing with the live podcast was I feel like, again, I'm on stage at some of those places where, like, these comics come through,

really funny fucking people. Right. And I'm up here just doing my podcast. I feel like, you know, you're at a at a comedy club people supposed to be laughing every fucking second and i'm like just up here i think it's pretty funny but it's not like a stand-up routine right and then i learned though that the fans were like just we just want to see you do your show but like you gotta i mean you have a fucking massive massive successful show it's weird do that when you know that there's a possibility of them laughing

because that kind of changes the whole dynamic because then it's like if it goes for a long time without them laughing, it just feels kind of weird. Yes. It's easy to kind of

play to the audience. But when there's those chunks of no laughter, I get in my fucking head. You're super serious. So what if you've ever been booed? Yeah. We get booed

and we went to Philly and I'll be like you know fuck you KFC yeah you're trash or like I make fun of the Phillies and then they boo me back but it's never been like

not a hateful boo no never been like that that would be cool uh are you is this part of like you gonna go on like a tour like do

we're just doing shows to like kind of see where the ceiling is at cause I've seen like some certain podcasts do like crazy huge shows and shit you know and so we just kind of want to see what we're capable of i think test the waters you gotta start off keep growing it is kind of weird because like even with venues

this size like to come out here get hotels and everything we're like not really making any money it's just kind of like we're doing it to just see what it's like yeah i mean you guys could probably do well how many Gramercy's capacity? I think it's 400. I don't even know. Yeah. You can definitely. I mean, you guys can.

But we're doing. I'm sure you could do. We have one at the Novo in LA that's like 2,000 or some shit. In LA, I bet. Oh, back home. That's going to be the crazy one. Yeah. I know when Million Dollars Worth of Game went to Philly and did their live show, it was

a fucking scene, man. Really? They sold out like right away. Shout out to Gideon Wallow live show. It was a fucking scene, man. Really? They sold out right away. Shout out to Gideon Wallow, man. It was a blast, man. That's hard as fuck. Yeah, they told me that the 85 South show that they did two shows back-to-back in L.A. was 6,000 people each.

Woo! Back-to-back. Goodness gracious. I don't even know what venue has 6,000 people, but that's wild. I mean, their clips are fucking always circulating. Yeah, they do numbers and they put like a lot of like and that's all into their production yeah oh really that's la that's not like their primary market either which is pretty well i can't even imagine what they're doing

philly i think maybe it was a smaller venue because it's just like what venues you're gonna use but i think it was i mean that's like their fucking. You got to at least try it, see what you can do, you know? So who's like no jumpers competition? It's guys like a million dollars worth of game. Who else do you consider? Like, who do you keep an eye on? I mean, when I think about competition, I think about Vlad because we interview a bunch of the same people. And he's like really big.

He's probably the biggest rap YouTube channel realistically. Is that like good competition or like fucking competition? No, yeah, we're friends. We just do a podcast together and everything. He's white, so, you know. So we're automatically cool. When did you like get over that hurdle? Was it a problem in the beginning? When I met this guy and he said,

hey, you're allowed to be white in this game. Yeah. Co-signed? Nobody has mentioned it since. Did that really happen? Was there like some sort of – Yeah, it's all yikes. No, but I mean on a level like did that –

like did you ever face any problems that like you needed to get over and having these guys – No, not really. So you were accepted from the jump? Well, I mean accepted is a shaky word. You should be having street problems sometimes. I'll be having problems here and there. I just know that like if I tweet my opinion about –

What opinions are you holding back? Oh, I don't hold anything back. You have rap opinions that we need to know about? Probably not need to know about. Please say one. Did Tory shoot Meg? Yeah, I think he did. I don't think so.

Okay. You just don't think it happened? I agree. Yeah. I don't think so. Protect women. You think it just didn't happen? or you think it was like a – like you think he made it – it's all made up?

She lied? It's not that. It's just that, you know, this is a case that's been going on for a long time. I think if it was that cut and dried, then she would be like over. So tell me more about why you don't believe women when they make serious accusations. Hey, I love women. I'm just saying. You just don't believe them when they get shot?

I'm just not the guy. Attempted murder. I come from where you're proving- Innocent until proven guilty? Yeah, and when everybody makes accusations sometimes, I like to see, let me get all the facts first before I make my judgment. Let's get the smart man. So I ain't jumping on the train of nobody. Yeah.

He could be lying. She could be lying. I don't fucking know. Right. Well, they're probably both lying somewhere in the middle, right? That's lying. She could be lying. I don't fucking know. They're probably both lying somewhere in the middle, right? That's everything. She said she didn't sleep with him. I couldn't believe how slow he was.

He's like 5'2 or something, right? He's crazy tight. Yeah, but that's why he has that Napoleon complex. He's going around beating everybody up and shit. But isn't that crazy that she was banging the baby in Tory Lanez back to back? She's this giant woman just fucking all these little midgets. She's fucking them. Yeah, little people. Come on.

I mean, that is usually pretty rare. You know when you go to a club or some shit and you see a super tall chick with a little-ass dude and you're like, whoa. That's so interesting. We just asked the question on our show. We're doing it on Instagram. Would you rather be 5'4 or 5'7? 5'7. Yeah.

Why? Because I think 5'7 is kind of like you're just there. Like 5'4 is almost like you're really tiny, but you're probably going to have a big personality. You're funny. I got to like urge you to be 5'4. I can do that at 5'7. Yeah. But you're not going to because you're just like,

eh, you're just 5'7". Knowing what it's like to be 6'3", if I was 5'7", I would be fighting hard to prove to the world. You always got to fight hard, but I just feel like

that's what I mean. Unless, if you're like 5'8", 5'9", there's some people who, like a lot of chicks are just like, hey, you're 6'0".

No. But if you're close to it, you can get away with it. The real issue is- I think 5'7 and 5'4 are both too short. Why is discriminating against men for their height the only kind of discrimination that people are allowed to do? Straight up rating their dating profiles. Imagine if ours was like, you have to be under this weight with these measurements or no,

I don't even talk to you. It is Andy Newman's fault. Who the fuck is that? Short people got no reason to live. They have little hands, little eyes. That shit's all cap, though, because I'm 5'9", and I be smacking bitches that are 6'5", 5'11". But they don't post you.

I don't need them to post me. But don't post them. But you agree they're posting these tall-ass bitches. What is the first thing That those girls say When they decide They want to turn on you And violate you

Oh you little short ass Fucked bitch Probably Yeah see That's what I mean I felt that I think at 5'4 You might get some tall chicks

Being like I've always wanted to Fuck a little guy I think 5'7 Is just like That's terrible But whatever You don't want to be

Like a You don't want to be A fucking like A fetish for somebody Like That's weird Bro I'm man. You don't want to be a fucking fetish for somebody. That's weird. Bro, I'm down. I would love to be a fetish. No.

You can fetishize me right now. You can fetishize me right now. You can fetishize me right now. Yeah. Nobody's ever like, you know what I really want? An average white guy with an average dick. Let me fuck that guy. I got a feeling of what it's like to be fetishized from the tattoo thing.

Because then all of a sudden I had girls wanting to fuck me just because, like, oh, I like guys with tattoos. Let me see all your tats. Okay. Cool. Yeah, right? I am right off the assembly line. Like, there's a cookie cutter, ba-boom. He's the Josh.

I can't tell if you're a generic man. Here you go. I can't tell if you're ginger or just really dark brown. Let's just go with dark brown. I don't need the ginger tag on top of it. You remind me of, like, Zack and Cody. Both of them morphed Growing up

Yeah I mean that's what I mean I'm just fucking You got ginger blood The white guy I got a little bit of that Yeah you got ginger What is a dark ginger White has like fucking

Oh gingers are another class That gets shit on constantly But so the same girls That would say Oh you little short Piece of shit Rah rah rah They would never say

The same thing about Your skin color right Yeah they might Actually they might. Actually, they might. Behind closed doors, girls definitely might. Once you date somebody that's like of the other race, they get mad. They feel like they can say the N-word then. Really?

No way. Who are you dating of another race? No, I ain't talking about me. Okay, like the first time I ever got fetishized by a foreign girl, it felt really weird. Like, I wasn't expecting it. You didn't like it?

She was like, oh, like, I love your dark hands all over me. Oh. Whoa. And you know she wanted to say it. She was testing that out. I'm going to say dark. I'm going to say black. How far can we take this one?

It was weird. That shit was very uncomfortable. I'm not going to lie. I think I would roll with it, though. Yeah? I mean, yeah. Listen, if it was turned around, if some black chick was like, I want to get me, fuck your tiny white hands, I'd be like, cool.

Oh, but what if she told you that she wanted you to do, like, her colonizer fetish type shit? No, no, no, no, no, no. You're not going to scream that and whip her with a bill? I'm not playing that game. That's right. I'm not saying. There's certain words I'm that game. That's right. I'm not saying. There's certain words I'm not saying. There's certain things I'm not doing.

No cameras are coming out. None of that shit. We have a homie, King Croc. If she came with a whip, you wouldn't be there. King Croc is a very large black man who loves white girls calling him the N-word in bed. What about reverse? This is his fetish. Reverse what?

She whips you. Yeah. Is she? No, I'm not. She calls you the N-word. You can call me whatever you want. I'm not getting whipped, but that would be some funny shit.

You're going to let them fuck? Me getting whipped, that would be a fucking scene. If you guys do get into porn, you have to do it as a tag team. Like the Bushwhackers or some shit. You do everything else as a tag team. The Dudley boys over here.

Yeah. That would be the scene. The Studley boys over here. That would be the scene. The studly boys. How much money for you two guys to be a porn star tag team named the studly boys? How much would you have to be pulling in for you to say yes to that? Like, let's say, $10 million a year. I'm with it. You're overvaluing your dicks so much.

No, I'm not. I'm a hidden gem. For all we know, it's a chode. No, I'm a hidden gem. The fans want to see it's a chode. No, I'm a hidden gem. The fans want to see it. Show it. Show it. Yeah, put it on the table right now.

Barstool contact. Don't blur it. Drop it on the table. Don't blur it. Drop it in a bottle of whiskey. Let's go. See it shrivel up. What's going on?

No Jumper obviously like was big in the music world right has it stayed true to that or is it like are you just kind of talking about everything now we're just

we're spreading our wings we're doing all kinds of shit YouTubers comedians etc we just had Reza Islam from the Nation of Islam

on the podcast you know we're just doing all kinds of different stuff we have more and more people doing interviews we got Duno T-Rell

Sharp all these different people doing interviews on the platform. I'm so washed up. Poetic Flaco. Yeah, Poetic Flaco, the Liberian master of The Office. I don't know. We got a lot of different shit going on. We got a huge new studio.

I don't know if you saw it. Yeah. I mean, obviously, things have been going good for a pretty long time. It's been going good, but we're definitely stepping it up, I think. Because he pays us some food. Fuck yeah. I feel like I... He's been taking us to some expensive dinners since we've been here.

Is that what you do? Yeah. You drop the card down, and you're like, I feed you. You're not getting paid this month, but here's this dinner. Yeah. That's pretty much how it goes. You like all this. How do you discern between music you like versus music you got to talk about because it's big in the industry?

If you don't like a rapper, you don't like certain songs, whatever, I'd imagine you're not lying about it, but are you still also talking to them and doing? It can be hard to walk that line because a lot of people that you interview, like underground rappers, obviously the music is not great. Right.

So you got to kind of put that to the side. I try not to talk shit about somebody's music until they get big enough that it's kind of like they can handle some of that heat. You know? I mean, if you came out and said, this guy sucks, you have a big enough platform now that that...

Like, he's fucking... Right. He's going to take a big hit on that. But the thing is... Will you end a career? He can. I don't want to. You can, but will you? Okay, but I've been honest about not thinking Travis Scott is that great. Because I feel like that's okay for me to say because he's so fucking big that it doesn't matter.

But if Travis Scott's this brand new artist and I'm interviewing him and stuff i'm probably i'm obviously just not gonna say that and then but the thing is is that it's like sometimes like like it's not fair because there's all kinds of la rappers that i'm cool with their music sucks i'm not saying anything about it because it's like why so if i were to like if i were to point out like a popular rapper and be like, his shit sucks, it would be unfair because it's like, you know, I feel like. But don't people, then do you have any credibility when it comes to like putting your seal of approval on some of these? But I try not to make that my thing of like, oh, I'm the guy issuing opinions about everybody's

music. I'm not a fucking reviewer. There are YouTube reviewers who that's their whole thing is that they have to give you their full opinion. I'm more of an interviewer. And the thing about interviewing is that the best interviewers are usually people where you don't even know anything about them as interviews. Like think about Nardwar. What do you fucking know about Nardwar? Nardwar.

He's from fucking Canada. That's it. And he wears hats. But that lets him do hella interviews. Like the more of a thing you become, the more that it can be harder to get interviews because all of a sudden you bring some kind of context i like i like it when it's more of like a conversation than a question answer question answer but i agree with that one if you want to get like the the best of the best it's like you just want to you just the star is is them and they're trying not to like go on in general with the music though you how old you

38 38 you're my same age. Grandpa. You like all this new rap. Not all of it. But in general. I like the particular genre that we actually appear to care about is street music and actual hip hop. I don't listen to the fucking Saweeties and the City Girls of the world. He hates women. I'm not interested. No, I just like, what am I going to listen to some fucking the Saweeties and the City Girls of the world. He hates women.

I'm not interested. No, I just like, what am I going to listen to some song about your fucking vagina and how you shake your ass on camera or whatever. It's not really for me. You would think if you were born,

you would appreciate it. Yeah, of all people, you. But they're not even getting digged down. They're just rapping about it. I mean, they're getting digged down privately. Also, when I try to send him the new popping 17-year-old kid, he'll actually be pretty open.

He'll be open to fucking listening to it. I became the old man so quick. But a lot of people, you got to understand, in the music business are incentivized to basically just act like they are really into every new thing. Like, ooh, this is so cool. I'm in the position where I don't have to lie. So I'll just be like, it's not for me. See, this is the thing, and I want to get your opinion on this. This is so cool. I'm in the position where I don't have to lie. So I'll just be like, it's not for me. See, this is the thing.

And I want to get your opinion on this. So I told him I'm going to a Bad Bunny concert. He's like, you can't even understand what he's saying. You don't like it. I'm like, you don't have to understand what they're saying to like the music. You can fuck with the vibe. Absolutely. I'm with that.

At the same time, though, I'm not going to, like, I'm not going to, I don't know what he's saying. I'm not going to say something about, like, his songwriting or the words or the lyrics because I don't know. But it's like it's a party. Have you ever been to a Bad Bunny? No. I've heard that it's like a fucking, yeah, like one of the craziest experiences. Granted, this is from some vanilla white people, but, like, you're going to see some shit. Bitches trying to climb on stage, getting tackled by security.

I mean, like, these things all sound good, but they also, like, don't really have anything to do with the music,led by security I mean like These things all sound good But they also like Don't really have anything To do with the music Which to me just sounds Like some generic I don't care The musical quality

Is not up to my standards I just don't like The way it sounds Why would I want to do this I play him a French song And I sing it with the lyrics And he's like You don't like this song

A French song What are you talking about Where did you find A French song You went to France I played you this song Like French rap In car yesterday french hip-hop i never heard this oh my god he's taking credit for the songs the uber driver was playing this is what i don't get though because i understand musical tastes like i've never liked music i couldn't understand and i don't like edm because there's no music there's no words yeah it's a fucking like if it's an option for me to understand,

why wouldn't I just want to understand? There's all this music I can understand. It's not something you play in the car. Go learn the fucking language. You're over there. Go learn Spanish. But you don't even get fucked up. You're just in there sober.

You don't have to get fucked up to like it. The music gets you fucked up. We had a whole rave. I've had enough alcohol abuse to still enjoy it. We had a whole rave on the way over here. That shit was fun. Oh, yeah? That's the feeling. That was ironic.

That was ironic. That wasn't a real rave. To me, though, I feel like when all that mumble rap started, that was like, I can't understand. It's not like it's a different language. But I'm just surprised that the music we grew up on is so different from that. Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang. I feel like certain people.

It was hot back then. I feel like certain people weren't even trying to listen to what they were saying. To me, if you came from the era. But some people like the beat. Sure. And I'm okay with people liking whatever they like. I'm just saying that if you're going to compare it to 90s rap. Why are we comparing it?

Leave that shit in the 90s Sure, but when there are certain discussions like when Young Thug was on Million Dollars Worth of Game and brought up Jay-Z's name and so the conversation's going to happen I agree with you, ordinarily it's just happening I infinitely have listened to more Young Thug than Jay-Z as of the last 10 years

Think about a Nemz or a fucking Griselda, Benny the Butcher, whatever. That music is out there. That's out there. If you loved Mobb Deep in 1994, then there is music that basically sonically is very similar to it. It's just not that popular. We get entertained so easy. Now I'm walking around all day saying, period, ah, period, ooh, period, ah. The bar is lower.

The bar is much lower. Can you concede that when it comes to rap as far as? ah period period like there's this fucking the bar is lower the bar is much lower can you can you concede that yeah when it comes to rap as far as okay like right now like i agree like the whole soundcloud wave there was a lot of like very frivolous substanceless music that blew up for a short period of time but like all that shit crashed out and it's not really a thing anymore like i can't think of anybody that i would put in that box of like, oh, they're really genuinely popular and it's completely mindless. Yeah.

You know? People now would point to like Yeet, but to me, Yeet has way more substance than a lot of that shit around that time. Dick riding.

You listen to the lyrics? Dick riding. No. Dick riding. You listen to the lyrics? This nigga goes crazy. He be speaking from the soul. You know about Yeet?

No. See, I'm so washed. I don't know any of this shit anymore. I used to know like, growing up loved rap i loved like that was my music that i like knew and they would argue of all time m&m vanilla ice yellow wolf mgk um but just the new stuff I Mac Miller I probably would give it to Jay Z that's right but I do

in a stereotypical way I think Eminem was like at his peak was like the best actual rapper of like the weight like the craft first two albums was amazing

yeah that's a guy that's a guy who should have just stopped what America why would you stop if you're selling fucking millions

yeah I guess it depends on would you care about like a legacy if you were a rapper or anybody an actor

or a one of my favorite he's profit maximizing one of my favorite albums of all time probably the best album I ever heard to me is the Miseducation by Lauryn Hill.

Her only album. That's where the ball is set. Because she's a tweaker. I mean, she should have kept putting albums out, but she couldn't get it together. She doesn't even show up to her shows. But that album is amazing. I'm saying, don't make it out like this was some masterful plan

that she came up with. No, she just actually can't get it together. I don't know. It's one album. It's not like she just conceived of, oh, I'm going to put out one album and then I'm just going to go ghost for 20 years. She blew it. We're not talking about the person. We're talking about legacy

music-wise. She went out on a high bar. But I think that's also bullshit. That's crazy. She should get points deducted or however you want to call it because she never put anything else out. Right. No, yeah, exactly. That's why it's insane. If Jay-Z had put out one album and then people still talk about he's one of the best rappers jay-z you are what you are because of your catalog his discography is amazing exactly but but you can't say that but lauren hill yes you have one

incredible album and then that was it but but big had what two albums before he died but if you want to have a real conversation about biggie versus Jay-Z, to me the fact that Jay-Z put out like fucking 12 classic albums is a massive element in terms of why he is more legendary than Biggie as if you're going to really go top five of all time. Could you imagine if Biggie just had like seven clunkers? If he didn't die and he just put out like kind of shitty music. Think about artists get older and then their music is not the same, but he still put it out.

But we don't count. We don't really count. If LL Cool J, if LL Cool J died in his prime, then we would talk about him way different than the way that we talk about him. Having seen his music sort of slowly become less relevant. And then he's an actor. Exactly.

And like him being an actor for like his career and taking care of his family and building a life for himself is the best thing that could happen to him. But in terms of how you're viewed as a rapper, it's probably not the best thing. Ice Cube did the same thing, and I still view his music with that same – But a lot of people don't. He's top ten. A lot of people don't.

You ask young people now about Ice Cube, they're talking about the comedy movies he made. If he put all his eggs in the music basket, maybe his legacy would be more of a thing that we discuss. The reality is it's probably a better business move for him to go in that direction. Yeah, just like podcasts. Make money.

But once you're at a point, like how much money, I think Eminem puts out an album, makes several million dollars, probably still goes a couple times platinum, but the overwhelming reaction on the internet is like, this shit sucks. But his fans like it, and it sells that much.

But think about the people who don't like it. It's like people on Twitter, music critics, shit like that. To me, I agree. I'm not excited to hear an Eminem album at this point. But to him, I honestly think he's being true to himself because it's not like this music is really like, you know, like when he was slapping Rihanna hooks on the songs, which he still like does

sometimes and shit, but like that to me, okay, that's you attempting to be commercial. Get one or two pop songs. Yeah, yeah, but even his content

that he used to come out with, you can't even talk about it in 2022. No. Like shit they used to say. Dude, he, so we live in a time that his music

can't even exist the same way that it did back then. I mean, if he wants to say something offensive, in a time now where his music can't even exist the same way i mean if he wants to say something offensive it just can't be like haha jessica simpson is dumb like what you used to like he's a hell of points for that now he would have to like think about what dave chapelle has to say in order to be considered sure transgressive you know council culture right yeah but where dave chapelle is like the biggest comedian because he spits in the face of cancel culture like em Eminem could do the same thing, but a lot of times the shit that he does

to be like controversial is pretty tame, right? Well, I mean at the time Especially compared to his old shit. Yeah. At the time he was going, you know there was nobody he wanted to go at. Our standard of what was considered edgy at the time was way fucking different, you know? Yeah, I agree with that, but also there were times that I

think no matter what era he's in, when he's talking about killing certain people. He was talking about killing his mom and the whole black community freaked out. And as the white community, we didn't think it was that big a deal. We were like, I couldn't believe it. Yeah.

Well, that's always the joke, right? I didn't think it was that crazy. White kids are always fucking, that's the joke. You know, your black kids hang out at the white kid's house and the white kids, you know, yell at the mom. What are you fucking room, mom? Shut the fuck up, Karen. Bitch, I'll kill know yeah what the fuck just

happened right listen elizabeth get out of my fucking face i just think about things like not even the dramatic shit like killing people like when he he said hate the answers yes like as fucking black and white as you could make it and almost but he was being sarcastic and am i just watching my generals come on but that wasn't even a big deal at the time that's right but I think you can do it now

that's not true no yes you can what are you talking about that's not true are you fucking serious what's not true there's so many podcasts where people are talking

about retarded gay you don't even want to say it I just don't want to do it it's a bar story but you're acting like it's impossible to exist in cancel culture

which is completely not true there's so many people Joe Rogan is out here denying that COVID exists and he's got the biggest podcast in the world. Yeah, he's white. You do have to remember though, Eminem could not possibly have anything to do with it. Eminem had Congress talking about him and shit.

We're not talking about some people complaining. Exactly. The idea that cancel culture is such a big deal for somebody like Eminem is insane. They were trying to ban the whole releases of his album. Yes. They were protesting.

That was back then. They were protesting in front of Interscope. I just wonder though if he would still be that way. Who? Eminem. I wonder if he's kind of

softened up in his older age. He's older. His kids are grown. But he still comes out and he says some edgy stuff every time he puts an album out to get some traction for the album. That, he's older. His kids are grown. But he still comes out and he says some edgy stuff every time he puts an album out to get some traction for the album. Well, I think that's what he's doing.

That's what everybody does. The baby said that he fucking was banging Meg Thee Stallion before she got shot by Tori. Yeah. He waited two years to say it. Dude, they keep talking about Eminem's daughter recently, like on TikTok. Yeah. I just watched her podcast. Huh?

I watched her podcast. She has a podcast? Yeah. I watched the first episode. I mean, she's an interesting person. It's her and her friend. Shout out to Haley. It's not that interesting.

It's very much like two random girls off the street having a conversation. I would want to have a perspective about being Eminem's daughter. She's not really doing it. Not at all? She's not really using it for content that much. And how much content is there really and what would he be comfortable with her saying? How many episodes have you seen? I only watched one. The first one, she wasn't using it for content that much. And how much content is there really? And what would he be comfortable with her saying? How many episodes have you seen? I only watched one.

But the first one, she wasn't using it up. If that's a girl who would come on a show, talk to me for an hour, and actually talk to me about her father and not be... I hate when people feel like they're just like, all you want to talk to me about is my father. It's like, well, we'll talk about some other shit. But yeah, all I want to talk to you about is your fucking father. But it would be so trashy if that's all she actually talked about on it, you know? But I think that. But you can talk about your own stuff, but I also want to hear what was it like growing up?

You know that she's, she's got to be privileged to her dad's mental hit list of who he doesn't fuck with in media. So I'm assuming he doesn't know who you are, so you should be good. Yeah. That's another one dude talking about height. Eminem's 5'7". Really? I mean, I always thought of him as this fucking intimidating monster character. that's another one dude talking about height eminem's five seven really i mean i would i always thought of him as this fucking intimidating monster character i was talking a little guy fucking he doesn't like this is like is this thing he beefs with like other white people

no oh yeah you especially like eminem for halloween i'm an eminem fan no doubt this is his thing is he just repeats this weird thing about me hating other white people over and over even though i'm not saying anything in the sense that implies that I have anything against white people. I'm just saying, did you think that Eminem was 6'3"? No. I thought he was taller. I wouldn't think of him as a tiny little guy. I did. Really?

He's got a tiny guy personality. Even from the 8-mile movie and shit like that, there's nothing in that watch that whole movie. Yeah, there's nothing about him in that movie that hints that he's a big guy He was like a hero back then He was doing some crazy shit I just think of him

As an intimidating person Because of his Like rap style And then to walk in the room And be like You know You get on tiptoes man You know what I mean

It just It doesn't Those to me don't add up But you're right I mean I guess when you But that's why you gotta go harder Because the shorter you are The harder you gotta go That's why I'm saying Five foot four because the shorter you are, the harder you've got to go.

That's why I'm saying 5'4 is the answer because you're 5'4. I'm 5'9. Fuck you all. Kanye being short is very on brand for Kanye. He acts like a short dude. What do you think of Kanye? He's a fucking asshole.

But I'm just saying, it's very on brand for him to be short. What's amazing? Love Kanye. Love him. Inspiration. Oh, yeah. His music I love,

but as a person, it seems like it's totally out of his mind. The last podcast he did, he just says shit that a third grader would say, but he does it, and people are like, wow. Yeah, I know. KFC denied. I love... I mean, I know it's cliche.

I love the old Kanye, but the new Kanye... So you think that Kanye's actually in touch with reality? Bro, I have a Kanye tattoo. You can't say nothing wrong about it. What does that have anything to do with this conversation? He's in touch with his own reality. That's what it is and you like all of his new music

in comparison hell no you ain't heard that shit I love his new music you bought the stem player to listen to Don yeah see didn't even listen to it

and he's acting like he likes it I'm not buying the stem player didn't listen to his new album says he likes it but I do respect him trying to take control sure but not enough to support it

no I'm saying you don't have to buy that shit take control and you know what I'm saying not go to the other platform by it no I'm saying you don't have to buy that shit take control and you know saying not go to the other platform by putting out an album that you didn't listen to the title was that

you know everybody tried and people signed up for titles I know but I think eventually who? it's like 2% of the streaming market I'm talking about to hear his album initially

they probably didn't stay what happened to that? like I said that shit is for sure album music now yeah no I mean that's I don't I don't think there's anybody big enough to

i mean if jay-z and kanye struggle to do it well but they were doing it for a while of having like an exclusive home for streaming the problem is it's so not in the artist's favor is not it's like to do to have your yeah it's way better for them to because they all judge themselves by their first week streaming numbers you're alienating like yeah all potential sales and think about it like spotify and album music aren't really cutting checks for that anymore if they do it's only for the absolute a-listers but they also just don't do it anymore so like title it would make sense but also like people are not gonna like people have been trained to use spotify apple music they're not gonna sound

like that nft thing where like you gotta got his body's nft album it's the only way you can get it the king of that too where it's like you buy a t-shirt. No, but they got rid of that. That shit doesn't work anymore and that's why nobody sells like they used to because they can't do shit like that. It's not that they got rid of it. They edited the rules because Nav just did the same thing

with his last album with the cheap ass V-Lon collab, but it has to come in a box set and the album has to come a part of it yeah they used to be able to send you a download code yeah i mean that's and respect it like gain the system whatever you know it's crazy that it worked for a while has to be shipped within the same week that the album comes out so you can't do it and then have the merch be printed for six weeks yeah six fucking months later the game is you know but it's also kind of crazy because it's like,

who really gives a fuck about your fucking first week sales streaming numbers? Like, why does rap – rap cares about this so much that they'll spend crazy amounts of money to inflate their sales. It's kind of sad. I think of rap as almost like sports in the idea of, like, there's records to be broken and there's, you know, either directly people are battling or there's always a comparison. The same way you talk about, talk about LeBron versus Jordan.

But that shit that's all been invented by the sports media world so that they have something to talk about. I think that's kind of the same thing with rap, though. It's like rap fans being like, And that's why I refuse to participate in it. Like you were saying, why do we even compare? It's like, I don't know. People always want to try to drag you into those conversations

of like, oh, what's the best Jay-Z on? What's the best Nas on? It's like, bro, I don't talk that way with with my friends so i'm not trying to do that for content i think that stuff people just do for content from my perspective if you think about it no no it is but if you think about it right a lot of times that shows where somebody is because instagram they'll make it look like you're the most popping guy in the world and And then you have a venue that you can't sell out a thousand tickets. You get a million likes, but you can't sell out a thousand tickets. It makes perfect sense.

You can't even sell 200 tickets. But that's what I'm saying. So that kind of breaks people down to size. And it lets, you know, business-wise, if I have a company and I want to invest in an artist and I say, oh, well, he couldn't do this, like that's going to put it exactly where it really is. Not the smoke and mirrors that they put out to the world. But you never had a discussion about if Jay-Z or Nas won that battle.

Oh, that's – who won a battle is one thing. The thing that I don't like is, oh, this week on the podcast, we're going to do four episodes of figuring out the order of the Drake albums. And I'm just like, dude, I don't have these kind of conversations, and I'm not going to start having these conversations for the podcast. To me, it's just cringe. Yeah, I mean, I would never do anything just for the content. But I do think rap is, you know, no one,

I don't think other genres offer the same level of, like, you can't really compare. Yeah, but I just think it's like a common thing, though, like in media to, like, over-inspect the stuff that we cover because we need to make content. So it's like, let's talk about this to a level that actually is not really useful to our audience so that we can make as much content as possible. Yeah, yeah. Sports is where it really is. When I watch a fucking basketball game, I'm astounded at the number of stats that they have about things that I never would have fucking thought of in a million years.

But, I mean, they need something to talk about. This morning, yesterday, the Bills offensive coordinator, they lose the game, and he takes a shitty, throws it down, fuck, and then he breaks the tablet. And there was an article today from some guy being like, this will haunt him for the rest of his career. It will follow him everywhere he goes. You have to like you know

behave that's one thing i like about rap though is that you get away with like way more bad behavior like it's kind of like expected that men are gonna act like boars yeah it's like in this game you know like yeah like it's the art it's one of like the last safe homes for like toxic masculinity in a lot of ways yeah it is true that's true i do like that i think that's a big part of what attracts guys like us too yeah no definitely it's like that's that's that's why i think of it as a sports it's like it's competing and it's it's usually i mean right now there's always a couple chicks and right now like girls are kind of almost dominating the at least the uh commercial side of it but it's you you don't think so of what oh of musically

yeah like no nobody listens to that shit no but i mean the commercially that's what i'm saying like of it. Oh, they care. But it's, you don't think so? Of what? Oh, of rap? Yeah, like, fuck it. Nobody listens to that shit. No, but I mean, commercially, that's what I'm saying. No, that's just not selling. None of them are selling. It's not selling? Really? It's all smoke and mirrors. They want you to think that Meg Thee Stallion's a top five rapper.

Nicki Minaj just had a number one again. Okay, Nicki Minaj, whose career has been on a pretty much downfall for the last few years. Gorilla just had three. Oh, really? Don't get me wrong. There's a couple girls who can drop songs that are popping, for sure. Ice Price has a popping song. Gorilla has a popping song. Who are the top selling artists? It's mostly dudes. Don't get me wrong. There's a couple girls who can drop songs that are popping for sure. Ice Price is a popping song.

Glowrilla is a popping song. Who are the top selling artists? It's mostly dudes. Glowrilla is the savior. I'm saying top 20 right now. There's more women dominating it than the people that we. There's a couple, but it's not more. Glowrilla is the savior of women rap. She is her and her own.

She has three on a billboard chart right now. Clit riding. There's more. You don't think there's more popular female rappers right now than in the past? No. If you were to look at Rap Caviar right now, if you were to look at the top artists right now, it would be like 20% girls, maybe 15% girls. I mean, back in the day, it was like Foxy Brown and fucking Lil' Kim.

And even them are like total historical aberrations that really were not not that popular for that long it was like a couple years really needed like someone like jay-z or biggie or whatever but no i'm saying it's still it's still like that right now but in 2022 no male has really dropped no anthem this year like the women are dropping yeah the bitches are dropping crazy songs they are fnf fnf is here i feel like there's not popular songs from dudes this is a race show. I'm talking about in 2022. What is like a popular song a man put out?

Look at Rob Caviar. You're telling me that no men have put out popular songs this year. What the fuck are you talking about? I'm talking about that's going viral

and it's popping like crazy and there's a new artist coming out that's like going like FNF right now is probably the biggest new song from a new artist this year there's a popular song and then it's ice spice coming out with that like there's nothing to that

do you guys uh actually like like listen to all this and just naturally talk about it or are you like i gotta keep up with this album i gotta keep up with this new artist like for work that's a little bit of both yeah yeah because i mean times, I mean, we would know about Ice Spice even if we didn't do a podcast, right? Because it's just like a viral thing. You would see her on Instagram, whatever.

We're all going to follow all these accounts and just kind of like talk about that shit. is viral for like a song right now. You want me to look at Rob Caviar right now and tell you a popular...

I feel like the only person that you could say is as viral as Ice Spice or as Glow Nola is Yeet. See, I knew you was going to say that. For real. Yeet's so more than Glow Nola. What the fuck are you talking about? Yeet doesn't have any viral songs. He doesn't need to have a viral song. Jack Harlow.

Jack Harlow is probably the biggest artist to come out in the last year or so. Jack Harlow's song is not as viral as... It's not. Okay, but I'm saying he's a bigger artist. Yeah, he's also white. Bro, you're tripping. You see? He just runs back into the same corner over and over and that's it you gotta you gotta throw that in there what does that have to do with this conversation i didn't know we were having a racialized conversation even that song is not as viral as these songs that's coming out

but jack laurel's dope as fuck though but i'm just saying give me a male who came out with a crazy viral song bro no that's an No, that's an industry song. That's not the song. You just sold more than that. Organic fucking. You don't think FNF's an industry song? No, this is somebody who came from the fucking bottom and this year made the song just blew the fuck up.

That was a hood ass. Jack Harlow has been out for a long period of time. I think I've been rapping since 2015. But I'm just saying. You don't think Glorilla was rapping for a couple years too? No. Does anybody know who Glorilla was last year? Okay, Jack too? No. Nobody knew what Glorilla was last year. Okay, Jack Harlow, nobody knew who he was two years ago.

No, Jack Harlow's been out since like 2015, 2016. He's been rapping for a long time. He wasn't popular. He was getting there. You just keep changing the conversation. But he's white! But he's white! What I'm saying is, he had underground projects.

He was working to where he got to his career right now. Glorilla hasn't had nothing. She just started rapping. What does this have to do with what we were talking about? I'm just saying that. We're saying there's no viral songs by me as big as these songs right now. He said when you look at the top 20 of musicians in the rap game, that most of them are female.

That is not true. No, no. That is not true at all. There's no song. I'm saying there are more successful female rappers right now than in past generations. No, no. Oh, that in the past? Yes.

There's more now. That's what he said to begin with. No, but I'm saying that the idea that they're dominating the game when actually it's maybe like, what, like 10%? There's not a lot of male new artists coming out that are doing it. I think commercially, you guys are so deep In this world Right I'm talking about like Just Like surface level

Top Top 40 type music With my people It's gonna be a lot more chicks Than you guys These days We got Oh yeah

You know what I mean But that's why Spotify Is like brainwashing you To think that Meg Thee Stallion Is like the most popular Rapper in the world That's where you guys Would know more about her

They give her the awards They put her on magazine covers they're trying to convince you that she's that pop to it the other day i know that's it why is a little baby talking to bill clinton yeah that's what we really that would be funny just at the same time they're outside painting and and the baby and fucking uh bill clinton spills his guts about monica lewinsky the little baby yeah we need that i would watch that shit i would watch that on the. I'm not watching AOC talk to Meg the Stallion or whatever the fuck. Spotify is trying to get me to watch. Fucking Hillary and Chelsea talking to Meg the Stallion.

About their periods or some shit. I'm all right. I love it. All right, boys. I appreciate you coming through. Appreciate you. This is fucking tight, man. I would love to sit there and talk fucking rap forever.

Where's Tico Texas? That's House Phone's booth. Oh, my God. That's the homegirl. You know Tico Texas? That's House Phones Boo. Oh, my God. That's the homegirl. You know Tico? Yeah, back from LA. Bro, we got to talk about that for a minute. That was very funny.

That was me. She's part of this enterprise. I know that. 2014, 15. I had this running joke. I think it was my fiance at the time loved Ariana Grande. So the joke was always that I have have her back i love ariana grande too they break up uh big sean and her breakup and i made some sort of comment like of course because ariana grande is a superstar and

big sean's not whatever i like big sean i was just talking shit tico responds to me on on twitter she just found it through whatever starts talking crazy shit about me because she's like Big Sean's fucking biggest fan. And credit to her, she talked to, I think, my fans and my boss here, who me and him have a feud where we always talk shit. She figures out some things about me. She makes a diss track making fun of me. What?

As you do. So she makes a diss track making fun of me. And so then I made one back. Shut the fuck up. And so we had like this little rap beef. You dropped the bars? Is this how you guys live? Bars, yes.

And then my boss attempted to make his own song. He doesn't exactly have great flow, let's say. So it was a little more engineered, his song. But yeah, me and Tico had a rap beef in like 2015 it was very funny but that's how you guys met yeah yeah yeah and then how did she end up getting hired from uh so she's after that happened she was always like a character in our world kind of yeah um the bar and um i mean what even when i first started like beefing with her she she had some popularity because i don't know that's just how barstool works like people who hate me love her and i told her i was like you should make a

show called the tico 10 where you just list off 10 things and talk about it like i don't know what seven years later she she comes to barstool and does that so the real the real reason is because my boss hates me and she hates me so those yeah that's how they bonded yeah smart man that shit was funny as far as like a white kid who grew up loving rap music to be in a in a in a rap in a rap battle was fun it was fun shit it was probably corny the corny shit you guys would ever hear but it was i'm definitely about to look that up as soon as there's no way that we're playing it now because that would be mortifying but we'll send it to you guys afterwards you can listen to it oh bro as soon as we get out of this chair.

Spotify just took it down, by the way. I don't know why that happened. Was it the beat or something you used? No, because that shit was all original and everything. I don't know. Anyway, No Jumper, you're trying to sell these tickets, so where can people get tickets to the live shows? It's like tomorrow.

But, I mean, in general. Oh, NoJumper.com. If you want to tap in with us or search it up on YouTube. Podcasts, live shows, all that shit. Yeah but i mean in general oh nojumper.com if you want to tap in with us or podcast live shows all that shit yeah all right boys appreciate it thank you សូវាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប� Thank you.