KFC Radio - VR P*rn Has Ruined My Life Ft. Danny Steele & Alex Coal

Episode Date: July 14, 2022

- We are back from our 2-3 week vacation - KFC's dad inspired him to become a better man and father - Feits has fixed marriage - Feits may have gotten pranked by kids in a movie theatre - Movies we saw over break - Zack Wilson drama involving his ex-girlfriend, his best friend, and his mom's best friend - KFC tried watching p*rn on the Occulus and it has ruined his life - AITA - stealing food from a co-worker - Video Voicemails - Denmark vs England????? - dead grandma - Danny Steele & Alex Cole interview ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Timecodes: 0:00 - Back from break 00;14;15;02 - KFC's dad inspired him 00;33;34;28 - Feits has fixed marriage 00;42;23;17 - Did Feits get pranked by kids? 00;46;16;20 - Movies we saw over break 00;52;50;07 - Zack Wilson Drama 01;02;49;01 - P*rn Occulus has ruined KFC's life 01;10;39;00 - AITA 01;17;48;11 - Video Voicemails 01;31;20;18 - Danny Steele & Alex Coal interview ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ FFUPs: Go to https://barstool.link/ffupsKFC and use code KFC15 for 15% off Gametime: Download the Gametime app at https://barstool.link/GametimeApp and redeem code KFC for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). Helix Sleep: Go to https://barstool.link/HelixKFC for up to $200 off all mattress orders and 2 free pillows Manscaped : Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code KFC at https://barstool.link/ManscapedBSS Mugsy Jeans: Use promo code KFC for 10% Off your entire order at https://barstool.link/Mugsy Revitalyte: Pick up Revitalyte Black Label today in-stores or online at https://store.barstoolsports.com/products/revitalyte-black-labelYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I got my goggles on, I got my hands on the controller, I'm laying on my fucking couch naked, and Adriana whispers, and I go like this, I'm like... Like, I was like... It's another edition of KFC Radio on the Barstool Sports Network, back in the saddle. I've been gone for three weeks, man. That's sick.

Yeah. I didn't realize that. I unknowingly took off those four days before our break and I had a moment

right before that. So this was like middle of June where I was like, I'm off for the next like 20 days. And let me

tell you something. It wasn't that. It was whatever. I mean, the problem is because I didn't plan it, I didn't go anywhere. I absolutely should have really gone somewhere. And I had a move in between. And the kids are doing shit, but I wanted to stay with the kids. So I really just ended up like I was doing some one-minute man.

I did a lot of Mets shit. So it was just like a reduced schedule really. But, um, but like I, I, all of a sudden I was like, Oh,

it's over. I squandered it. It's over. Honestly. So today I had to do some moving. I thought we had a meeting that got canceled, but at that point I still thought we had the meeting. I had the kids.

Then we're going to Vermont. And I was like, I need a fucking vacation. I did. I was like, I just had 20 days off. We were texting last night about what our schedule for the rest of going to Vermont. And I was like, I need a fucking vacation. I did. I was like, I just had 20 days off. We were texting last night about what our schedule for the rest of the month is. And I was like, I can't wait to take a vacation. I was still literally on vacation.

So this is, here's the thing. Summer vacation. Summer's still good. Like, we're taking another vacation. I don't know how hard that was for you guys. Tell you what, if I'd gotten up, like, really got up at 5 a.m., I'd need a vacation ASAP. That video and contest and sponsored content better be the best production that has ever come out of Barstool. Because you are outside of your mind if you think I would ever do that.

I didn't even know. I missed the emails. I didn't know about it until the last second. It was like a sign-up sort of thing. But usually they kind of, like, come after you and say, like, you know, would ever do that. I didn't even know. I missed the emails. I didn't know about it until the last second. It was like a sign-up sort of thing, but usually they kind of come after you and say, you know, you're doing this. It was so ridiculous, so preposterous, that Clem, the ultimate team player, was like,

I'm not doing that shit. I mean, madness. How about Kirk Minahan? He's like a mini-golf. I know, but I don't care. I texted him and I said, I think I've lost respect for you. I think this falls under, we talked about it on We Gotta Believe the other day. Well, he's a mini golf guy.

You know, everyone knows one of those. But it's kind of like everyone does know. It's a Pirates Cove investor. Everybody does kind of know one of those guys. Smitty E's of the world. I don't think I'm quite proud to say I don't think I know a mini golf guy. I don't have a mini golf guy in my crew. Well, I guess I just know them from Barstool.

Nothing against it, really. I mean, I'm not anti-mini golf by any stretch, but I don't have one in my crew. I go, you're like a mini golf guy, right? He was like, well, I mean, I shot 34 at Pirate's Cove in Avalon. And I was like, yeah, you're a mini golf guy right he was like well i mean i shot 34 at pirates cove in avalon and i was like

yeah you're a mini golf guy if you have your score and you're and and i mean that is impressive that's you know par every hole in two hole in ones it's fucking incredible yeah that's uh that's yeah that's that's a mini golf guy that's a really good it's a really good mini golf guy but uh he like he said to me he was like so that means like if and when I lose, because I'm Smitty, I have to kill myself. He was like, that's my thing. But, I mean, you know, the boss is the boss. To the victor go the spoils. Dave Portnoy gets to say and do what he wants.

When he says we're doing the mini-golf tournament in Montauk, because I'm in Montauk, I say that I'm not doing the mini-golf tournament. I mean, that is crazy. Honestly, had I known about it, I might have done it not doing the mini-golf tour. I mean, that is crazy. Honestly, had I known about it, I might have done it. I might have done it. For fun, or because out of duty, or what? Probably duty more than anything. That's what I mean, though. Even, like I said... I don't know what fun

is anymore. Out of servitude, really. I think I'm done with fun. No, like, not that I don't want to have it. Like, oh, I don't need it. I just don't think I can have it anymore. No, it exists.

No, I've had some fun. You've had some fun? I've had some fun. Some of this thing, this so-called fun you have. It's mostly existing and laughing at the same time. I count that as fun. Yeah, right, right. I mean, I think it's pretty close to the fin of fun.

I guess I've had fun moments. I've had funny and enjoyable moments that occur while I'm doing other things that I wouldn't call fun. It's like having kids. Having kids is not fun. But sometimes during this miserable existence where you're raising them, they do something funny and it's fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. them they do something funny and it's fun yeah you know it's like i uh one of the most like fatherly moments like one of the most corny moments i have as a dad is i watch um shay and keegan run and jump into the pool like holding their nose and they're these like pale lanky white kids

and i'm just like you're so goofy and that was really funny but but the process of going to the pool and shit yeah packing it up and the sunblock and everything. So I'm like, is this fun? No. But was that right there a little bit of fun? Yes. And I think that's just being an adult, unfortunately. I don't know.

Yeah. I watched the Mets game at the bar last night, and I realized. You lost, right? Yes. But we were winning for most of the game, and it was a couple big moments. And also I was like, I'm not freaking out because I'm a little bit drunk. There's people around.

I'm distracted. When I watch all these games at home, I'm just like watching every pitch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's why when I watch games, I have to be – when I watch real games. Like a mid-season baseball game, yeah, great, great, at a bar. You know, a mid-season hockey game, great, at a bar a bar. A mid-season hockey game, great at a bar. But big games, I like to be freaking out.

I need to be freaking out. So I prefer to do that alone. Clem wrote a blog. I hate watching big games at bars. I hate watching big games, period. Because I've gotten so crazy. I've let myself... There's two things I'm so mad about with myself.

Letting my physical body get so badly out of shape and like just like there's no coming back I thought you said it I think you said it at the beginning of my at the beginning of vacation it was so long I think it was like three weeks ago but I think it was when I was out yes Nick was like I'm gonna get jacked oh yeah because I saw like a picture of myself looking fat or whatever and you were like no you not. And there's a time, I remember when I was like 27 or 8, I looked bad on camera. And I was like, ooh, I got to tighten it up. And I was like 27, so I did. Now I look bad on camera and I go, I got to tighten it up, but I'm not going to.

Because there's just – and I was trying to think what is – what motivates you? What is like – I don't think I i'm actually anything's motivating me to stay in shape i'm just like my metabolism's holding on like if i just all of a sudden like if my metabolism just stopped and i got fat i think i would just be a fat person yeah yeah i don't think i like being on camera used to embarrass me i don't care anymore uh like like looking uh like make sure like i look good for girls don't care anymore uh make sure i look for good for guys like uh you know you're not gonna look better than me oh i mean fuck you by the way let's just start with that as i'm saying that like now let me get this don't get this wrong i'm not going to get in shape

this is not going to motivate me enough but fuck you i mean i know why but i'm asking why yeah i mean and now you're gonna be a dickhead and ask why no i said i'm asking why for the listener yeah so finalberg okay i'm gonna let you go or kayak let you go and then i'm gonna go because we're gonna have different things on here yeah because you are out of like no self-esteem and and all these issues but here's the my deal my my version is the real version first of all you just going on a three hour kayak yeah that was nuts dude that was crazy i mean to agree to that that's crazier than going five hours to Minigolf. I had a few drinks with my brother.

We were at the bar. My brother was like, you want to kayak back to the bar tomorrow? And I was like, fuck yeah, let's do that. Is he like a kayaker? I mean, we have kayaks at the house. I would say my dad kayaks. Dad kayaks every day. But I would say him and I are, I don't know.

I've gone kayaking more than the average person this summer. Sure. I would not say I'm a kayaker. I would imagine if you go kayaking once, you kayak more than the average person. So even just being able to accomplish that – With seven miles. You were going with the current though, right? With the current.

Did you go back? No, no. But when I got there – Because I've seen that river. When I got there, I was like, if we had to, I could go back. I'd rather stay at the bar. But if we had to, I could go back. That would be – if I were to do that,

I'd be going backwards. I wouldn't even be able to stay in place. So John does a three-hour kayak, which is already annoying enough, and then posts a picture. I shit you not, I thought you did the Annie Letterman thing. But I was like, I know he didn't,

if you don't know, Annie Letterman once came in with her abs spray-brushed on, and it looked like that, and I was like, I know he didn't, if you don't know, Annie Letterman once came in with her abs like spray brushed on. And it looked like that. And I was like, but I know John like doesn't know how to do that or take the time to do that. And I was like, but I do think it's a filter. But also John doesn't know how to do that. So I think it's actually just his fucking abs. It's not though.

Pop the top, babe. That's not what I look like. That's social media. You're the only person who's arguing like, no, man. Yeah, that's not what I look like. You're the only person who's arguing like, no, man. Yeah, that's not what I look like. That's why I post it. Dude, I take pictures of what I look like all the time. I don't post those.

Yeah, this is not what I look like. There's a million photos of me that are just like, nope, nope, nope, nope. I don't fucking look like that, dude. Yeah, you're right. I look good in that picture. That's why I fucking posted it. That's what social media is for, posting pictures where you don't look like you. I didn't look like me in that picture. So I was like, get this guy up there.

You were just like, you had just finished, so you were just hard everywhere. I guess I was just, I don't know. I was just popping. Oh, oh, oh, oh. And then so I write to him. I DM'd him. We don't really DMs, but I respond to that. I just said, oh, fuck off.

And he goes, it's the shadows. And Nick goes, well, yeah, that's what abs are. It's shadows because there's fucking muscles and shit there you jerk off it was fat but I liked I liked the picture it looks like you have a barrel like on top yeah yeah yeah but I like that yeah me too yeah it's like uh fat abs dude it looks like you know what it looks like it looks like you have catcher's gear on you wore a pad over it. Because there's so many guys on TikTok that we know who are like, they have abs and shit, but it's because they're starving.

And they have a girl body. You got a man body, but still has some fucking abs on. You got the washboard going, man. No, it would be like a delicate rinse, not a washboard. Oh, you're not getting any stains out of that. Because it's got fat rolls on it. rinse, not a washboard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you're not getting stains out of that. Because it's got like fat rolls on it. So it's like it's a gentle dry. We're not doing like a Tide pen type of scrub out the stain.

We're doing just a little. That was annoying, though. I mean, you've always been bigger and more in shape than me, but, like, I've been relatively in the same ballpark. This was like, get the fuck out of here, dude. Fuck you. It's not real. It's not real, dude. Well, take another picture next time you're out there.

We'll take a picture in Vermont. Yeah, but I'm saying same light. Try to recreate that picture without having just done the kayak, and we'll see what's up. I bet you still have fucking... I'll have to kayak to get out there. Ugh. Drats. You know, you're going to kayak to get out there. Oh. Ah. Drats.

You know, you're going to just look like your dad. Like your dad is jacked, but he's an older guy, so it's not like he's like a chiseled Abercrombie and Fitch model. Yeah. That's your body. You have that. Bro, let me tell you something about my dad. Let me tell you something about my dad.

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And I had claimed a different guest room. And I finally, during this, because I'm usually only there for a night or two. And finally, during this break, I was there the whole time. And I was like, you know what? I got to be honest with you guys. I've never slept well in this room. I don't like it. I'm not doing it.

I'm going to the basement. I'm making my room the basement. And they're like, do with you guys. I've never slept well in this room. I don't like it. I'm gonna... Not doing it. I'm going to the basement. That's where... I'm making my room the basement. And they're like, do whatever you want. And so I went down there and that's where the Helix mattress was. And I cannot stress enough.

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And like sleep... Like, for the first time, dude, I'm not even lying. I would say for the first time in fucking 10 years, sleep well. Oh, I mean,

the difference when you actually sleep well is like, I'm a different human. For the first time in honestly 10 years, I had the combo of a good bed and blinds. The blinds thing is crazy. John just sleeps in a bare room. I was going to bed every night at like 10 o'clock, waking up every day at like noon. It was amazing. And that is a Helix mattress that you just happened to jump on.

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He does something every week that I just took notice of that actually... When was the last time you were impacted by somebody or something? Where you were like, wow, I am like... I gotta make some changes or I aspire to be that. Right? I mean, like, never, right? By a real person?

Yeah. Not by a Fast and the Furious character. But yeah, but also, yeah, not by a faster the furious character uh but yeah but also yeah not by a book or a song or something that's fictional because it's designed like a real example how about let's go around the room has anybody been impacted by a human and don't say me i know i know it's been really great for you guys to watch me come up has anybody seen anyone that they know personally or somewhat connected to them? You watched it happen in real life where you were like, wow. I'd go so far as to say it's never happened. I was also thinking that.

With a real person. It's never happened. Digital people do it to me every day. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And maybe even like have you seen something like on the news? You see like a hero on the news that's like, wow. I see the opposite.

Yeah. I guess you would say I'm a pessimist. I see people who say, I don't want to be like that. In fact, opposite. Yeah. But you might see a story of like – I see people who say, I don't want to be like that. In fact, if I can interject with this story of a story of my own real quick. Sure. Storyception. I saw –

I saw. I sawed it. I seen it. I saw someone today. I was walking from Grand Central, from Penn Station here. And a woman in front of me just dropped her trash on the ground. Did you stop her? Because I know you hate your litter.

Like, Kevin, no, I didn't stop her. Because, you know, I'm also a pussy. Yeah. But, like, it was, like, it made, like, a clang. It was, like, it was, like, a plastic container. And it was, like, I don't know, it was a salad or whatever. Like, she just finished it. It was, like, right in front of Sweet Greens.

And it wasn't Sweet Greens. Because Sweet Greens wouldn't be it. It was right in front of Sweet Greens. And it wasn't Sweet Greens. It was because Sweet Greens wouldn't be plastic. But it was in front of the Sweet Green over there. And I genuinely in that moment thought that and remain thinking this, that that made me want to be a better person because it made me want to be like her. I never want to be like you. But it was like I think she should get a death penalty. I genuinely believe that.

Yeah, because it's also – to me it's like that's a shitty thing with the littering. But it's not about that one tray that you just dropped. It's about who you are. Because you do that everywhere else. I'm not doing like – it's not like save the planet. It's not polluting. It's you are a piece of shit who does not Try and make the world a better place And I'm not saying you have to go to Streamlands

But everywhere you go you should leave that room A little bit better than when you got it That should be the goal Even if you're watching TV And someone's eating And you're like I'm getting up I'm going to the kitchen I'll take the plate

I'm going to leave it just a little bit fucking better Than when I first came in here. You know when they talk about your carbon footprint? Yes. I think there should be like a social carbon footprint. Which is far more important. Yeah. And it's like, I don't do the asshole things.

I don't treat people like shit. Bro, we were on a street in New York City in seven steps. You hit a garbage can. Yep. She just fucking dropped it. Or a fucking homeless person to give it to. No, it was empty. It was definitively trash. And she just fucking dropped it. Or a fucking homeless person to give it to. No, it was empty. It was definitively trash.

Yeah. And she just fucking dropped it. It was... Was she a homeless person? No, no, no. A vagrant? No, no, no. Dressed normal.

Dressed completely normal. Drunk? Sober? No. She was with a group of three girls. Her and two other girls were just like, I'm done. Other girls, too? And her friends didn't say anything.

Again, I didn't say anything. I'm a pussy. That's not on me. I come on a podcast and rant about it. That's my fucking thing. So what else could those girls, that trio runs around just being bad people? Just genuinely bad people. Yeah, yeah.

And so, yeah, sorry to, again, just start interacting. Well, that's the antithesis of this. That makes me want to be a better person, but I'm not like that. So you are negatively motivated. Yes. I'm a, treat me with. So you are negatively motivated. Yes. Treat me with a stick, not a carrot. Okay. Jackie, have you seen – has anybody motivated you or influenced you in a positive way?

You're relatively younger too. When you were playing soccer, was there anybody – did you have a coach or a teacher or a friend? I enjoyed watching Tom Brady, but Tom Brady didn't make me want to be a better person. My coach, actually, he was in the Bosnian genocide type of thing. He had to escape.

He was almost killed. He was actually super angry. Whenever we'd get pissed off or something, he'd be like, at least you didn't almost fucking die. Good one. Got one? whenever we'd get pissed over something, he'd be like, okay, at least you didn't almost fucking die. Good one. Got one?

I have old coaches from cross-country and that. Cross-country coach? Yeah. Unless he's running away from a war, too. I don't know, man. There was a guy, it was like during that time that it was this guy that his wife had gotten paralyzed and he would run with her every day in front of our school

and he would just do, he would push her every single day. Bro, how about this? I had a great uncle. His wife got polio. She must've been like the last person to ever get polio because she was like alive with us having polio. He would, he just carried her everywhere.

Really? Like the rest of the style? Yes. Literally like that. And like when they need to go like far distances, they had like a wheelchair, but like once they were at the house or at the place, he would just scoot her through the doorways, put her down. And then, of course, he wrenched his back and was in a wheelchair.

Yeah. This is so honorable, but so fucking crazy. I think it's the Hoyt family. They ran the Boston Marathon every year. They would do triathlons with the father. I think the son had MS maybe or something like that. Well, you know – And that's inspiring, but I can't do that.

But that is good because we got to shout out our guy, Pete Fradies. Yeah. The man with the red bandana. There's stories like that. Pete's not really a story. I very much enjoy and And respect And tip my cap And all that stuff Right

But I It doesn't make me change who I am You got a A gay hero or something No Nope Harvey Milk was on great If I was gay

I would fucking probably Shout out Joey Camasta He'd be like He'd be the one But I So This is What you just said is good too

Cause it's like The man in the red bandana Like did Does touch too because it's like the man the red bandana like did does touch me but it's like i ain't run into a burning belt are we talking about stories that make me cry sure yeah but that's okay so that's why what my dad did is is is the perfect example of like not that because of just like normal life i probably hyped this up too much by now but whatever uh every weekend now my kids want to sleep over at my grandparent at my parents house and so um we do it and they live in a 600 square foot apartment so it sucks for them but they're happy to do it because they love being around their grandkids

i hate doing it because the kids have to go to bed at like 7 30 and then like that's it for the night you know what i mean so um they they cram into like a little guest bed and then i get their bed because my kids wake up from their aero mattress and run into my bed and it really is this i mean 600 square feet is like the size of the studio you know what i mean it's small for three adults two of which are older and two of which are really young my dad as as i've told before goes to bed at like seven o'clock because he's hiding from my mom so he's lights out early then he wakes up at like three o'clock and i woke up to go to the bathroom and so the way it's set up there's a living room where we have uh the

arrow mattress where we sleep with the kids sleep goes into a little kitchen and then there's this middle we call it the middle room because it's just, where the kids sleep. It goes into a little kitchen. And then there's this middle, we call it the middle room because it's just in between the bedroom and the middle room. And that's where they have some clothes and dressers and stuff. And I saw my dad. He was up for the day. He was showered. He was in his clothes. He was sitting

on a chair like Zach's kind of. Like just a wooden chair up against the wall. And he was just sitting there in like the light was on, but he was just sitting there and he had his phone. But he was just sitting there. And I was like, what are you doing? I can't sleep. And he was like, no, I'm up for the day.

The rest of the house didn't get up till eight. Sat there for five hours. Didn't want to wake anybody up. was being like quiet as a church mouse like i'm not gonna turn on the tv i don't want to i'm not gonna start cooking he he knew that the kids wanted to sleep in he wanted his wife to certainly want his wife to keep sleeping uh and he just was like he's playing Wordle and shit just like I'm just waiting for you guys to wake up and it wasn't he does it every week now and he just sits

because he's waiting for the rest of the family and doesn't want to disturb anybody or whatever and I was like this is somehow like the most badass thing like as a dad you know what I mean he was just like no like you know you guys are all more important so i'm just gonna sit here it's like this is crazy i actually had a

moment of being like i need to be like less selfish and do more shit i need i need to sit in a wooden chair for five hours for other people like that that is crazy right i? That's not as far That is a weird thing to do, right? I swear to God I did this not two weeks ago No! I swear to God It's a little different You were sharing a house or something? I was in my apartment

You started looking around me I was like, what? You don't think this is a big deal? You did this? I've mentioned before that my cousin is living with me currently. And he's been with me for a couple months. And he still – I have that extra room. Yeah.

An extra bedroom. I have an extra bedroom apartment. The one that's just the garbage room. The garbage room. Yeah. Still full of garbage. Right. Full of garbage. It's not an actual garbage room in an apartment, folks.

It's a room that's supposed to have humans in it. We call it the garbage room because that's where John puts his garbage. It's just full of garbage Right Full of garbage It's not an actual garbage room In an apartment folks It's a room that's supposed To have humans in it We call it the garbage room Because that's where John puts His garbage It's just full of shit Yeah Full of shit in there

And my cousin sleeps on the bed On the couch every night Right Okay More than welcome to put a bed In the garbage room You can sleep wherever you want He doesn't want to

Yeah So he's asleep on the This is probably like a Saturday morning He's asleep on the couch I had brought a lady home. She's asleep in bed. I have nowhere left to go now. Right.

You're stuck. So I couldn't – I kind of just wanted to be out. Because if you're in like the living room, it's – He's asleep on the couch. Oh, right, right, right. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's asleep on the couch. Yeah, right, right.

And she's asleep in bed. And then there's a – yeah. So you could go sit in the garbage if you want. So I took a pillow off the couch and I went and I just sat on the light go sit in the garbage if you want. I took a pillow off the couch and I just sat on the lightboxer in my garbage room and watched TV on my phone. How long did you do that?

Two plus hours. Longer than that. Two to three hours. How'd you sit? I sat on the cushion. No, but like... I... It makes a difference. I know you can't sit in, you sound, you were just like this. I sat like that for a little bit. And then, and then it got to a point where I had to charge my phone.

So I was laying down because the cord. My phone, I hadn't charged the night before. And, uh, so my phone was dying. And so I had to plug that into the wall and it was like laying like this But I don't have blinds in that room either So I was getting so hot The sun was beating down It was like 10am at this point And you're like

Just wake up I was like son I'm gonna wake the fuck up So I can watch TV in my fucking apartment It was part TV It was part like I just wanted some peace and quiet Yeah And so I was just like

Well that is I think my dad I got a little taste of this Back when I was still married Like getting up really early And being a little bit sleepy but getting a couple hours to yourself. Like I would wake up from 4 to 6 and watch a couple episodes of my favorite series right now because I know the kids are up at 6 and then everyone is up and your fun is over. So there is some bit of like you get the peace and quiet. But that – I can't believe i did that that is i mean

but it doesn't also uh you know you i mean you you you will always you'll do that too whether you have kids or not like you'll do that for other people is the if if i don't know if i would have been a person who did that 20 years ago yeah i don't know if i'm gonna get a book and just sit there right but i But I'm on my phone. Because you have your phone. Yeah, that is true. The phone makes a difference. But I also legit think my dad would probably read the newspaper.

I think my dad would just stare at the wall. He would just sit there like this. And it's just the imagery. If he just had a Lazy Boy or something, it would be okay. But it's this old, I think it's actually an heirloom because it's so old and I don't even know why my family keeps carrying it. But it's like a rickety piece of wood that I think is actually about to fall apart. Like if he was just

sitting in a chair and it almost looks like a prison or like an interrogation room or something like that. Like they're doing sensory deprivation and he's like locked in there. It's like the sunny episode when Dennis is making a murder spoof yeah

where Dennis didn't blink for six hours or whatever that's him he's out there I swear to god just and he's like

Kevo what's up man and I was like it's fucking three in the morning yeah see you in a couple and then like

so the kids get up late I get up late and then like he's like who wants you know breakfast up late and then uh like he's like who wants you know breakfast or whatever and i was like what do you want to fucking dinner now i was like what you've been up for five hours jokingly and he was like like four and a half and i i mean i i don't know what the equivalent will be for me but i was like that's a fucking dad man partly out of like i don't want to hear from these people like i don't want them to wake up partly out of like I don't want to hear From these people Like I don't want them To wake up Partly out of like You know

I'm just like lazy Whatever Just like I'm just Going to sit here What's the difference If they're awake or not But also part of me Definitely knows

That they were like He was like you know I don't want to disturb the kids I want my son to sleep And I was like God damn Yeah that's badass Like it's so little

And so But I was like That's a fucking dad, man. Thank you, dad. You know what, too? But you'd tell a dad, you'd be like, you just meditate. He'd be like, I'm just fucking meditating. Yeah.

And you'd be like, no, man. I wasn't fucking meditating. Like, yeah, you were sitting in silence and quiet. You were meditating. No, I wasn't. No. I don't meditate. It really had me thinking, though.

I was like, shit, man. I don't know how I could – what's my chair? I got to find out my version of the chair. It could have been an electric chair for all I know. The way he was just sitting there was unbelievable, dude. So we got – we'll do Emma the Asshole. We got a couple ready. We'll get to some of those.

We'll get back in the swing of things with video voicemails. How did everybody's break go i feel like you were about to say something entertaining yesterday and i told you to stop talking about it you were you were yeah oh oh well so so jackie came uh came in yesterday i popped in and i said um you know how was how was your break would you do and she said i went home to california and was like, yeah, home to California because we all know that Jackie is now a Jersey girl, total

New York girl. You said that you callied out. You went full callie. You haven't gotten back into New York yet. You are still callie. Am I? Totally different look. My hair was beachy. I had sand everywhere. I was getting juices like I was in beachy. My hair was beachy. I had sand everywhere.

I was getting juices. I was working out. Juices. You're tan. You're doing the whole night. I was getting a little kale. It was too, like, I forgot my California word. It's been like a year.

I used to be like, oh, East Coast. I actually see it now. I, fuck the East Coast. I actually see it now. Fuck the East Coast. I'm all in on California. It doesn't take much for people to realize this place sucks. Yet, at the same time, you'll be here for the next 10 years. I don't know why. Anybody else do anything?

We had a pretty uneventful. I was just at the classic Long Island douchebag Montauk to Jersey Shore. Oh, yeah. Did you go to Sloppy Tuna? Did you go to Sloppy Tuna? No, Sloppy Tuna, no. I was just at the classic Long Island douchebag Montauk to Jersey Shore. Oh, yeah. Did you go to Sloppy Tuna? What's that? Did you go to Sloppy Tuna? No, Sloppy Tuna, no. The same way that I go back to being California, he FaceTimed us and was the biggest douchebag I've ever seen.

He was like, look at my muscles. Look at my muscles. Do I look dead? Were you shit-faced or just being an asshole? I was drunk the whole time. Yeah. Look at my muscles. Do I look dead? Were you shit-faced or just being an asshole? I was drunk the whole time. Look at my muscles. Jackie, have you ever heard of Flid? Do you guys know Flid?

Yeah, yeah. Fucking Long Island Douchebags. Like, he is perfect. I don't know. Yeah, that's an old school one. Fucking Flids. Fucking Long Island Douchebags is you to a T, man. That video you got of yourself on the ring cam when you were just dancing drunk in your driveway.

It's fucking douchebag. Unreal, man. I noticed – I reinvented marriage, I think. Ooh. Wait, let me tell the people that John reinvented marriage, and that's a cliffhanger. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, wait for that one. It's brought to you by Revitalite.

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it's right now. We just, yeah. Summer's over for you, 4th of July. You're done, right? That's what I'm told. That's what I've been told my whole life. I don't subscribe to it. But right now is if you're Pav's age and you're out there partying, right now it's a little past the halfway point of your share house. You've probably got seven more weekends until.

You probably have two weeks until you start limping. Yes. August you start limping. August you're like, should I go down this weekend? I think I need a break. Lord knows if you've got a girlfriend or a boyfriend or someone you're seeing consistently, they hate you by now. You're fighting. You're burned.

You're broke. You might have an STD. The house you're in, people are fighting. Like, you know, you brought your girlfriend, but she didn't pay. And you've run out of toilet paper and ice and all that shit. Oh, you're peeling the toilet paper rolls? Yeah, you're doing that. You're using the cardboard.

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of i saw you almost read uh like 30 more pages of your book bro no the book like capital b no dude you finished it not quite but dude i'm If you're watching on YouTube, John got up and he's like... I'm proud of this. Yeah, I know. You ran over to that book to show me that you read 250 pages. Wow, John! That's not 250, that's 450 pages. John, you tweeted this out, what, February of like three years ago?

Yeah, and I didn't start reading. I read 30 pages that day, and I started reading it this week. I started actually reading. But your first tweet was funny. You were like, all right, and I started reading it this week. I started actually reading it. But your first tweet was funny. You were like, all right, got about 10 more under my belt. So you have 438. You got to get to... It's like 600-ish.

Oh, my God. It's a long book. No, 500. 570, let's call it. So you've got about 140 more pages. Yeah, 140 to go. I'm going to finish that shit in Vermont. This is The Lincoln Highway.

This book is very sticky, and I don't like that. It's awesome. Well, obviously, it's my book. No, thank you. So I was out on the boat a lot. I was kayaking a lot. I was at the bar a lot. I worked out a lot. I the boat a lot. I was kayaking a lot. I was at the bar a lot. I worked out a lot.

I did everything a lot. But one thing I did a lot was hang out by the pool. And I read. And the first day, I got so insanely sunburned on my back. Because I just never even thought about it. And that's what the Catholic Church's motto should be. Marriage. Get your back.

Who's going to put sunscreen on your back? I'm so happy you said that. Now, think about this. Kevin, I was thinking of ways. I was thinking about if I put it on a door frame. Because no one else was on vacation. So could I? It wasn't like I forgot.

It was an impossibility for me to put some gym lotion on my back. Do this. Okay. Okay. So you got to there. Now do this. Oh my god! Yeah, you got no shot.

Because, like, I get it, and, like, there would definitely be spots that I would miss, but if I went like this, and like that, that, I would get, I could do this. And I do do this. I didn't get a single part of it. So I'm so happy you said this because having even, not even marriage,

but obviously that's the pinnacle of relationships. For a straight guy being in a relationship with a girl, it's RSVPs and calendars and sunblocks. And the occasional like food thing where they'll be like, you have to have like a vegetable or something. How about a banana?

Yeah, like I, you know, I've just been eating nothing but quesadillas like nonstop. I just keep throwing shredded cheese into the fucking tortillas. And I'm just nonstop eating ice cream and quesadillas. You're just eating bread and cheese. Yeah, and then ice cream. Like, I'm just not, and there's no end in sight. If I was married still, it would be like, we're doing some HelloFresh tonight, you know?

And then the RSVPs, I'm constantly like, oh, I'll be there tonight, and they're like, you're four months late on the RTV. I didn't know. And then Sunblock is the classic. We used to go to the beach, and Caitlin would have a bag of everything, and all my meathead friends would be like, hey, can I get the, can I get it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it got to the point, actually, this is a quick little am I the asshole.

Like, ten weeks into the summer at our share house, she was like, no. No. This is like $20 a fucking pop, these bottles. And you guys used them on me. It goes around the circle once. And it's all gone. Because that's the other thing. We're all morons. Spraying it everywhere.

She's like, no, you can't have any more. I know I feel like an asshole, but this is mine. But she always had the sunblock. That's what women provide. That she always had the sunblock. Smart. That's what women provide. That's what they're good for. They fuck and they give you sunblock. It was a complete impossibility.

I get it. So it just got to the point where I had to stop getting up. So that's what my vacation... Stop getting up? What do you mean? I couldn't expose my back to the elements. Oh, so you just stayed on your back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just stayed seated.

Stayed down. I wasn't even laying down. I was just sitting. I was just sitting there reading. I was like, I can't get up. I can't move because I can't. I'm going to have to start setting alarms to get someone to put suntan lotion on my back before they leave the house.

And I'm not doing that shit. You know, how funny would that be if you were doing that and it's been a few days and someone hears the alarm go off and they, like, fuck, not me. Like, they hear, like, that ringing. Like, oh, John's going to ask me to rub all his back again. No, that's John's lotion alarm. Run. I'm happy you brought this up, though, because something has happened to me on this front.

I think I have reached my final form of Barstool indoors. I have some sort of allergy to sunblock. Or something's wrong. I don't know what it is. But I put sunblock on now. And my skin, it gets... Actually, see those white spots? Yeah.

It's because those white spots, they came out. And I just took... I just cut them. I just cut them off me. Because I was like, I don't know what that is and I don't like it. So I just cut them off me. Oh, sure. That's a good idea. Yeah, natural, right?

But so I was getting these white spots and I was getting super itchy. And then it felt like if you put your hand in a freezing cold bottle, a bucket of water where it's almost like pins and needles kind of all over me. And at first I thought I was sunburned. And I was like, fuck, I put on sunblock. And then so it took me a couple times out in the sun to realize what was going on. So and I think it was almost like the sun like activated it or something. And then I just so then I just haven't been wearing sunblock. So then I'm getting like hot and burned, probably going to get cancer.

So I think like my body is finally like we are indoors for life yeah man if only there was someone you could go see who could help you out with this like a

I don't know like a skin doctor maybe what do you call him dermatologist I know don't you I think before you start

cutting stuff off your own body just go check in with a dermatologist don't you tell me. Bro, if I was sitting there with scissors like that fucking kid in Nip Tuck. It wasn't scissors. I meant nail clipper. It was a nail clipper.

Even grosser. Did you burn it first at least? Get all the bacteria from under your fucking fingernails off? Don't you lecture me about this either. Did you sterilize your... Why don't we look through your bag and see how much garbage is in there right now? We haven't done a...

Okay. Let's just do it. Empty the garbage. No, I need your backpack. That's what we... I swear to God, I emptied this recently, so it's like, I'm perfectly fine. Well, then don't do it. Then it's not as funny of a bit. I had dozens of Sour Patch Kid rappers. Individual Sour Patch Kids.

But there's not even anything in here. It's a big one. There's a book that I intend to use but haven't gotten to. 642 Tiny Things to Draw. I like that. Yeah, right? That's actually great. I'm going to steal that.

Thanks. Because I love having a good go-to doodle. Oh, here's one of them. So I have about hundred more of those. I think this is a really, like, I would love, you know, I have a little, like, stick figure that I draw. But wait a minute. They don't tell you how to do it, though.

No, that's what makes it difficult. This book sucks. That's why I stopped. I opened it, and I was like, a typewriter key? I don't know. Yeah, this says, a hole in a pinhole camera? I don't know what any of that means. I don't know how to draw it.

Get out of here. I'll get to it one day. But what was I saying all this for? Well, um... Oh, yeah, you should see their home just because you're infecting yourself with your own... Yeah, but I don't care about clipping. I care about the fact that I think I have... You're just clipping off skin tags?

Well, that was just one thing. It's not that bad. It's just like a white spot. You've been complaining about these white spots since... Since the sun. Since I got in the sun. Oh, so the car was in Chicago. What is this stuff? You know what it was? Opening day of baseball. This arm was in the sun and the rest of me

was in the shadow. Yeah, in the shadows. In the shade. Stupid. And it in the shadows. In the shade. Stupid. And it's just cooked. And then I think my body is just like, fuck the sun. And then, I don't know, the sun. It's a disaster. Indoors for life.

And you know what's really funny? Keegan is so exactly like me. We went to the pool the other day. He's having a blast. He's got like a farmer's tan. He's jumping in the pool like a maniac trying to do flips and shit, like crazy stuff. Like 15 minutes into the sun, though, he was like, can I go into the tree? Can we get out of here?

I'm like, yeah. Let's go home in the air conditioning. I did one indoor thing, though, on the vacation that I'm interested to see what you guys think happened. So I went to go see Thor. Fell asleep half hour into the movie. Not good. Or you were just tired. I'm tired.

It's a 10 o'clock showing. I enjoy what I saw. I'm kind of on the Marvel Universe now. Me too. I think they've had a... Well, the pendulum, man. It's crazy. Because I think that they've had a few misses in a row.

That's okay. But a lot... I saw a good tweet that said, like, you can't just say, go in with your expectations not that high. Like, everyone says, like, it's good as long as your expectations aren't that high. If you say that every time, that means these are just mediocre movies. Yeah, yeah. Like, right after Endgame, I understand. And I guess we're still pretty close to like some of these really epic ones.

But I don't know. Doctor Strange was kind of meh. I haven't – I haven't even – I'm not even meh on it. I'm like I'm not interested in it anymore. I haven't seen – I didn't see Eternals. I didn't see Doctor Strange. Right. I haven't seen any of the TV shows.

Shanghai or whatever. I saw WandaVision. I didn't see Shang-Chi. Yeah. WandaVision was the only show I saw. I mean if you're being honest, are several in a row That are eh Or mid Like they're just not

That good And that's okay It's not the end of the world But you know Marvel But then So then people are defending it Too much And then I go back and forth

Yeah I agree with that But like I don't know I'm just not that interested in it anymore But this was I don't know 10 o'clock

I was bored There wasn't much to do in town So I wanted to go see a movie And Fell asleep right away and snoring well here's oh god here's where my spirit would happen oh god so i woke up oh jesus covered in popcorn right it was It was It was I had It was one of It had It was one of those tears with a bar So I had like I got two beers beforehand

Barely drank any of them And And my My beers had popcorn in them And there was like popcorn on the seats Were you with your brother or anything? I wasn't with anybody And I was like

Oh you were solo? You think somebody was fucking with you? And I was like I was like Did I sleep eat all this popcorn? But it just missed my mouth with anybody. Are you solo? You think somebody was fucking with you? And I was like, I was like, did I sleep eat all this popcorn but just miss my mouth? Like,

what the fuck? Do you think that there was maybe some people fucking with you? Like, you know, at the ball game when people stack cups on people's heads and shit?

As someone behind me was walking out, they said to another group of people, two black youths, they said, you guys got pretty good aim. And I was like

they were fucking shooting it in your beer I was like I think they were throwing popcorn at me love it and it was either going in

or they were like we just hit that white boy with a fucking popcorn no they were like kids they were really young and like so I know they're not listening

and I was like I was like I think I think those kids just spent an hour and a half throwing popcorn at me. That's good for them. How young were they, you think? Were they there alone?

Yeah, they were there alone, but I think probably got dropped off kind of deal. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd say probably early to mid-teens. And I was just like, I think. And I pretended to be unbothered, so I drank the rest of my beer. With the popcorn in it? Yeah. You're such a fucking weirdo.

I stood up, and I was just like. I'm not noticing anything different. They were probably like. He fucking drank it. Wow. That's like old man status. Those kids went home and they were like, how was the movie? And he was like, I don't know.

We threw popcorn at an old man all day. The movie was fine, but let me tell you about this old guy who fell asleep. You know that you were sawing wood, too. Dude, I must have been. I feel really bad about that. For the rest of the movie theater, yeah. Everyone silence your cell phones. Oh, and if you're a fucking tranquilized bear Can you please exit now

I went to the movies too I saw the black phone I've been waiting for this movie You saw it too? I saw that before I went on vacation I've been waiting for that like two years That was supposed to come out like a long time ago I liked it

It's definitely wait for TV It was a lot of jump scares I'm not impressed with jump scares. Yeah. Anyone can jump scare. I also, it was... Ah! Ah!

I actually like a good jump scare. I think you need to have a good plot that's scary and stuff. But I think... The plot was solid. It was a good movie. But the scary parts of it were jump scares. You know what really fucked me up? I really did not.

I'm such a pussy now. But I also think everybody would be fucked up. The scene with the daughter and the father in the early going in the kitchen. Go on. He's just beating the shit out of her. She's screaming. I was a few minutes late. So is it really early?

Yeah, it's very early. I mean, he is just like an alcoholic father. And the daughter, I mean, he's just wailing on her. And I was like, can they do this? Oh, my God. It was very uncomfortable. I'm kind of remembering it. Oh, wait.

No, no, no. I remember this. And then he breaks the bottle. He points that at the kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or the kid drops the glass bottle. Right. She breaks it.

He's just. Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, no, I did see that. You're right. Holy fuck. But yeah, wait for the TV on that one. That's fine. It was good.

But when you were there, did you see the preview for Smile? No. Smile. It's kind of like the ring and the grudge where when you see the tape, you die. There's this thing where there's a psychologist and she has a patient. And all of a sudden, the patient, they start smiling like Slenderman almost. They're like, uh-huh. And they just say something like, I'm so happy, or some shit like that, and then you die.

And they don't know why it happens, and it looks scary as fuck. Because when you go to see a scary movie, it's all scary previews. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's like 10 in a row. That's why I was a little late, so I missed most of the previews. If you go to a scary movie, they're like, okay, we got all the sick fucks in the room. Let's throw all of our warped shit at us. But they did mix in one, our boy Joe Coy, who's basically coming out with another crazy rich Asians type movie that's going to absolutely smash.

You don't need to be a box office monster. Monster. That's a guy I'm going to revisit my asking guests for $50,000. I think Joe might actually be a guy to give it to me. One other thing before we get into Am I the Asshole? One other thing that I watched this break. That's what I was going to do too. Oh, okay.

You go first. Terminalist. Terminalist. Lames, dude. So I turned it on, but it was late night. And the first 15 minutes of the first episode is legit just like... Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, I got to go to bed soon.

So I didn't end up... The opening scene... The first one is legit just like nothing but gunfire for like 10 minutes. But that battle is what the whole episode is based off of. Okay, okay. And then it is... That's like the... No, there are other battles.

But they're not... They're no longer military battles. They're now man with a vengeance battles Okay Chris Pratt is such the man Yes And you know the fucking MAGA bros are loving this one right

Chris Pratt Give him a gun Dude Dude By the way What the fuck Dude he was like I think he was promoting

Jurassic World Or something like that And he was like Yeah I don't know what All that was about I'm not a religious guy. Dude, for three years, they've been harassing you about

being a part of some crazy church and homophobic. He's like, why did you wait? He goes, I believe in a higher power, but I don't go to church and stuff. But he does post on Instagram the cross and shit with a bunch of weird stuff.

Yeah, because I remember that. I was talking about it yesterday, and my girlfriend just pulled up his Instagram real quick. A lot of God shit. There's a lot. Yeah, yeah. I was going to say that. I don't know about that. In the interview, he's like, I believe in God, but I don't belong to a church.

I don't, like. Well, I think specifically what happened with that was he said, he, like, co-signed a church that is, like, gay bashing. But not even co-signed. He just like, oh yeah, it was Hillsong. But Hillsong can't be anti-gay, right? Isn't Hillsong like the cool church?

Yes, but everybody who's, I was going to say, anything Catholic or Christian, you're going to, the gays are not really welcome. The Pope just came out and was like, hey, you can't eat meat now.

Like, fuck meat. It's like, what the fuck are you guys doing over there? The Pope was all over the place. You can, you know, you can be gay, you can use condoms. You can do this.

Dogs go to heaven. Dogs go to heaven. But don't meet you. Come on. That's fucking crazy now. I also think that might have been Chris Pratt just letting those people think that then, you know?

There's definitely a part of it. That's what I thought. Oh, all of the right-wing people, like conservatives, like fucking love me and are going to see my movies now? Yeah. If tomorrow, somehow,

the world, like, convinces themselves that I'm an extreme right or leftist and everything started going up, I'd be like, okay.

I can neither confirm nor deny, but... It is wild. Someone tweeted, like, this movie is so Feidelberg, I thought you were going to be

the executive producer on this. Because it is, like, it doesn't make, like, what you're saying, like, it is, I think, like, some people have said, like, it is, like doesn't make like what you're saying like it is i think like some people have said like it is like right wing porn like like like patriot propaganda like the seals are the bad boys like that's my shit yeah you love despite like me being that not

that person by any stretch of the imagination that's why you like it because you know it's like i wish you know it's well like even like the people who like it are more, like, that, like, more. For sure. And I'm, like, I'm just. You're a total pussy. I'm the anti, like, patriot propaganda. We are the beta boys. Yeah. Like, dude, like, I watch fucking London Has Fallen, and there is a scene that is just absolute propaganda where, like, Mike Banning is, like, fucking being, like.

Wait a minute. Because he's, like, he's, like, we are not. America's not an idea. Yeah. He's, like, running around punching. I'm, like, get him not, America's not an idea. He's like running around punching. I'm like, get him, Mike! Yeah, that shit is low-hanging fruit for America. Tell that guy in a wheelchair.

Nah, that's not what he's doing. He blew that guy up already. So wait Terminalist was good Pratt's Instagram post Is like a Like if you believe post Like it is

Yeah he said that Like yeah Does he have a Twitter Does he have a Does he or In his bio Does he have a Proverbs That's

If you got that That's what the creators Think of it Like he has an active Social media So like he would He would have seen It would be a surprise

Like people do what? No, he doesn't. Okay. That's a good step, then. Usually, you know. Also, Taylor Kitsch is in it, by the way. Hell yeah. Let's fucking cook.

Taylor Kitsch. And he's like. Bro, come on. You post that? Yeah, that's crazy. Is that on Easter or some shit, though? That's not on Easter. February 16th.

Oh, fuck that, dude. That's crazy. Okay, he's a religious weirdo. Yeah. Then Chris Pratt. Now you're just lying, bro. Yeah, that is like. Oh, and while we're's a religious weirdo Then Chris Pratt now you're just lying bro Yeah that is like Oh and while we're talking about religious weirdos

Zach Wilson I thought we had a chance I thought there was a window there Where I was like fuck yeah Zach Wilson grew up Actually Jackie are you in on this story You want to do a little jacked up Zach Wilson Do you know the story

Just tell the people jacked up Zach Wilson? Do you know the story? Yeah, but... Just tell the people what happened with Zach Wilson real quick. Okay. Well, I don't know if I have all the details. Just tell them what you know. Okay, so Zach Wilson is dating this girl. Has been dating this girl for a while. High school street arts.

High school street arts. Long time. Yes. Mormons. Mormons. And then they broke up. And then she posted this really sus photo. And everyone's like, who is that?

And it's her new boo. Oh, can I see this picture? And who's the new boo? The new boo is his roommate from BYU, best friend, teammate. Yeah, all this stuff. At BYU or on the jet now? He plays for the Commanders but he's kind of like a nobody

that picture on the right is them we're not showing our faces he posted it on his and it just said something vague about like we're booed up but no faces but everyone knew it was her so then

do you know what happens from there Jackie? she's very pretty by the way yeah she is and then she and then and then he so then people like were questioning being like wow how could you like date your best friend and then she replied to a comment was uh that really got oh the um the homie hopper homie hopper she did not like homie hopper homie hopper i've never heard that before yeah so she then jumps inper. I've never heard that before. So she then jumps in the comments. I've never heard that before. Jackie's like, I hear that all the time. No.

And then basically, then she responded being like, well, he like, fucks his mom's friends. It was like something like that. Yeah, she said, somebody said Homie Hopper, and she said, ask Zach about sleeping with his mom's friends. It was like something like that. Yeah, she said, somebody said homie hopper and she said, ask Zach about sleeping

with his mom's friends. She's the real homie hopper or he's the real homie hopper or whatever. And then Okay, so I knew that there was rumblings about him fucking his mom's friend. I didn't realize any of this other stuff. Oh yeah. So best friend, roommate,

teammate, ends up dating the high school sweetheart that he just broke up with. She says the reason why we broke up is because he fucked his mom's friend. Not his friend's mom. His mom's friend. Which one's worse? I don't know. Because, yeah, I was thinking that. Friend's mom.

Friend's mom. Well, that's like you're a bad friend. That's the fuck with your friendship. Your mom's friend, like, I don't know. Now, here's the thing. In the Mormon world, you see some of these chicks? They're pretty hot. There's those Mormon couples, and they swing.

They don't swing! So sorry. I apologize. Stop calling the Mormons swingers swingers. They're not swingers! But they all look like that. And that's the whole Wilson family. That's horrifying.

I think that's all you need to know about the story. This family picture right here where they're all dressed in white, this is like a weird family where the mom probably felt bad for Zach. Like, you got dumped, and I'm going to set you up. Zach needs to get laid. That's the family from Get Out. Yes, that's what I was going to say. This is full-blown Get Out, weird Mormon shit.

I have a little alleged inside info that the girl in question is like a young single mom. It's not like a cougar. Yeah, it's like his mom's friend. It's like a girl that I think she kind of took under and helped out. So if you're

fucking like a late 20s who just happens to have a kid, very, very different than like Stifler's mom. But Jack Mack posted, Jack Mack had a back and forth with him. Did you see that? I did not see that. So Jack Mack was like kind of the original one. He didn't break it, but you know

once it's on Barstool, it kind of goes. And so Zach DM'd Jack already like I mean, Jack Mack, I love you, but you're wasting time DMed Jack already. I mean, Jack Mack, I love you, but you're wasting time DMing Jack Mack. And then Jack posted some of it being like, you know, what will it take for you to take it down? But there was a lot more of that. A lot of like, please take it down.

Please. I don't know what's going to happen. So I had this moment of, like, this glimmer of hope with a window because DK Metcalf and a lot of the guys were like, yo, Zach Wilson's a dog, like, stock rising. Like, okay, Zach, all right, you know. Really? Yeah. So I was thinking, like, gone is that eighth grader at draft night,

the kid who was, like, you know, standing amongst all the other first rounders, like, oh, fuck, that looking like an eighth grader at the dance. I got a fucking cougar hunting mom fucking dog the whole internet just you know he's got that dog in him it went from i think that girl thought you know he she was going to be the hero victim and everyone's like you guys are scumbags zach wilson's a doll and but then i hear that he's like no i'm not like that like i don't want people to think that he was like please take it down and jack was like it's too late bro it's over yeah it's out there and he was like i'll do it but like you know was like, it's too late, bro. It's over. It's out there. And he was like, I'll do it.

But you know this is not going to – let me help you out here. This is not going to work. And then so I'm just like – I genuinely, in my heart of hearts, I think if you're the type of guy to beg and plead and argue with Jack Mack and the DMs, you're – I think there's a part of – I know that's silly. But okay, before you answer that question, don't you think – I genuinely, as stupid as this is, if you tell me there's a part of... I know that's silly. But, okay, before you answer that question, don't you think...

I genuinely, as stupid as this is, if you tell me there's a quarterback who has a girlfriend who's still currently in college, that he's dating from, like, elementary school days, and then there's a quarterback over here who's single and, like, fucks Cougars and stuff, I actually think that would be a better athlete. Okay, that's not the argument I was going to make. I was going to say... Starting with that. Cougars and stuff I actually think That will be a better athlete I Okay That's That's not the argument I was gonna make

I was gonna say Starting with that Because that was My first inclination Was like I genuinely think That that means He's gonna be a better

Guy in the locker room Guy on the field Leader of men Like just Like I don't give a fuck Like when you're dating Your girlfriend Who's still in college

You're probably like Oh shit I gotta text her Before I go to bed at night. That kind of dumb shit, you know? She's fucking, like, 19 still. It's probably like, where were you? How come you didn't have your location on? All that shit. So it's like, good, get rid of it.

I'm going to go fuck this mom who doesn't even know how to use GPS in the first place. But then the pendulum swung back the other way where I don't think he's, if he's doing that with Jack Mack, he's not good. What do you think about that? I think there is, because he's still so young right he's like 20 23 well he said what would it take yes dude like like offering money that's what jack mac was stupid i was like i would have been like okay yeah yeah yeah creative here zachary um one of the sister wives comes through yeah like i don't know you give me that mom's number bro um but yeah there was a lot more of that i'm not going to talk about the whole private combo but it was like

i was reading it like that that i guess there is like i don't know we talk about this a lot like with with just like oh and then the funniest thing was the next comment from zach was like bro you posted our dm first the video now the dm oh yeah what was the video uh it was like, bro, you posted our DM? First the video, now the DM? What was the video? It was like a TikTok, like, here's the deal. Like a one-minute man type of thing. Oh, okay. Jack just did it before me.

We talk about, like, even despite the fact that we are, at this point, internet veterans, there is still, when you're in the storm, there's that feeling it'll never end and that feeling like i'll do anything to make this stop yeah and like and you think you know we are because we're veterans we can catch ourselves like that's not gonna work like that it's too late it's it's over like it will yes we'll blow up like tomorrow it'll be fine this will blow over but like right now you just gotta talk and take a meeting so few of us know that even when biz made me take down the Connor McD...

Which one? Connor McD... Yeah, he was like, take that down. You can't, like, do that to my boy. I'm like, nobody even cares about this anymore. Like, it's already gone, you know? But even, like, Biz, like, you got to be, like, us. But there's so few of us who are, like, here.

That's why we got to do PR one day, dude. I would have told Zach Wilson, like, absolutely fucking not. Do not DM Jack Mack. Don't take it down. It's going to get ten times worse, man. What he should have done is kind of what his – so his first public post was – I saw that. That was good, I thought.

Yeah, I've been on the ranch with the boys. I don't have any service. What did I miss? Very good, very vague, very coy. I know what's going on. Or he should have said nothing or he should have just posted a shrug emoji or something to let the people... I'm sure he thought it was going to be a PR

disaster and then I think the PR was good but they're also the weirdo Mormons who are like, you're going to go to hell now. I mean, they are. Too bad, Mom. I'm learning more that he's... I'm Catholic but I'm not. I thought he was like, I'm Mormon. He's Mormon. He's Mormon.

He's in Tebow. He's like – yeah. So what are your words? You're going to get a Tebow. You're going to get a Kirk Cousins. I'm trying to think of the examples of the people who are – Oh, good, man. The actual –

What you were saying earlier. But where's Mahomes fall on this? How long has him and Brittany been dating? Because you could get a Mahomes. True. He's probably pretty religious, but I don't think he's really religious. I don't even know about religious. Just the girlfriend. The girlfriend's been around for a homes. True. He's probably pretty religious, but I don't think he's really religious. I don't even know about religious. Just the girlfriend.

The girlfriend's been around for a while. True. I would guess he's not that religious. His dad was a pro athlete, too. How religious can you be? I guess pro athletes are, on the spectrum, either super religious, like, thank you, God, for making me hit that home run. Yeah.

Or like, I am God. Yeah. Well, I don't care if you thank God. I care if you're like, I have to live by the Bible. I just think it's weird when you're going to be in a league. Like the Rays players who can't wear fucking Pride Night uniforms. Exactly.

Give me a fucking break. Mahomes might be the exception, but also because Mahomes is the exception in every fucking way. On the field, off the field, he's just a freak. But yeah, let's say he's more of a Mahomes than he is a Kirk Cousins or or whatever it's like if you're thinking about the like the guys who are just like no i don't know like it was in god's plan that i threw those picks today yeah no you suck the adrian gonzalez yeah god's plan that was god's plan the collapse

uh real quick before am i the asshole and our voicemails the the last thing that i watched um uh over the my break um was um porn on oculus and it's funny because i at one point i think i saw four play posts something or maybe this just popped into my head but i just texted frankie oh oh jerry uh jerry plays oculus golf and i saw him post that jerry jerry our jerry jersey jerry and um i so i texted frankie ah that was stupid i knew that was gonna happen yeah that's gonna be a good gif and a good video it was very funny um i i texted frankie almost like the way you would like text a chick. Like I'm going to bring up this topic so that I can bring up this topic.

I said, Hey, do you guys have a, do you guys ever play golf on Oculus? Do you have any of those VR goggles fully intending to bring up porn? His answer was no, because I'll watch too much porn if I have Oculus. I said, well, good. Let me get the exact thing. Cause I was like, Oh good. We can just cut right to the chase because oddly enough,

as I was doing that, it's kind of weird when you're watching virtual reality porn with the goggles on and I go, oh, I got to talk to Frankie. I can't wait to talk to Frankie

about this. I said, do you have an Oculus? Have you guys ever golfed in a VR headset? No, I don't. Felt like my porn habits would lead me to a bad place if I got an Oculus

so I never pulled the trigger. And I said, bro, that's exactly what I was texting you about. He goes, I can't do it, man. I'll turn into an actual monster. If I bought an Oculus, I'd probably have a I don't even know if I should be outing all this, but if I bought an Oculus, I'd probably have a closet full of rubber pussies and asses in a week. I'd be

locked in a room for a month. The cops would know to the cops would have to knock down the door. Dude, what is that? What is that movie where there's all these creatures that are scared of the light? They're all very white. Vampires?

I guess it's kind of vampire. I am legend. I haven't seen I am legend. Whatever. That would be Frankie. You can just see Frankie's little pale white body. No I haven't seen Lion Legend Whatever That would be Frankie Like Yeah yeah yeah You can just see Frankie's like

Little pale white body Like Long Frankie like We haven't seen Like no one's ever seen Frankie's body No

Long sleeve t-shirts And long sleeve pants Right Who knows what's under there Can you imagine Frankie Borelli's dick dude Frankie's dick's Gotta be hilarious

Maybe not the dick But the dick area Like all here's still pale And. Frankie's dick's got to be hilarious. Maybe not the dick, but the dick area. Like all here is still pale, and then he's just got this probably like mediocre dick right there. Got the goggles on. He's just like, ah. He probably would watch Tiger anyway and jerk off to that. So we have our interview today with Danny Steele, who is a porn star who is a big stoolie and was rocking the Moon Man sneakers in a lot of his videos.

So we started talking, and he came through. We've had a million porn stars on, but never from the guy point of view. Dude came in like Santa Claus. You'll see it on our vlog over the weekend on KFC Radio on YouTube. But he came in with Oculus, and it was like loaded up with some porn. And so I don't know. Every time we've been here, we've gotten free samples and shirts and all these things. And I don't know if you guys saw when I left that day, but I was like, I got to go.

Take my Oculus with me. And I found there was an Adriana Cechik video. And brother, Frankie is dead ass right. When you can do some. He goes, oh boy. When you can do some virtual reality, Adriana Chechik, I was like, I'm never going to leave the house again. Really? I mean, it's.

I have yet to dabble in it. It's honestly cool. It's cool. So it was a doctor scene. I was in bed. Because what's funny about it is you still can't obviously touch or manipulate it anyway. So she's the doctor and she's next to the bed and the actor reaches out and like grabs her and she's like nope no touching no touching so they like work it into the storyline that you can't touch because that

is the only thing you know you can't move around but she's a doctor and she's like i gotta check you out and like oh sucking your dick will probably heal you or whatever the fuck it was but um what's wild is that you have uh there's speakers like right by your ears so she like whispers at some point and it goes into your ear i'm an ears guy i could probably come from like talking to my heart yo so didn't say the word whisper. I might have fucking boomed up. Bro, I swear to God, I'm sitting there, and it's got to be so funny if someone saw me at a third party. I got my goggles on.

I got my hands on the controller. I'm laying on my fucking couch naked. And Adriana whispers, and I go like this. I'm like. Like, I was like, you know, like this with my shoulder. Like, oh, my God. Because it went, like, right in my ear. Do it again, do it again, do it again.

And then she goes to the other side and does this here. I'm like, oh. And then, bro, I mean, so at this point, you can look around the room. Like, what I find funny is just, like, of course, there's Adriana Cechik fucking. But as she's fucking, I can just look over at, like, the lamp over there. And it's not like it stops over here. It's still going. And then you come back to it. But, I mean, imagine Adriana.

The move she did, she's basically reverse cowgirl. Yeah, she's reverse cowgirl. And then gets up and, like, straddling you, just, like, leans her head down and starts sucking your dick. Imagine that is in virtual reality.

I was like, oh, boy. I need a break, man. I was thinking it's going to be like POV porn. You see it from this point of view. It's this way, that way, in your ear, up your ass, on your dick, around the corner. I was like, I'll get this thing away from you. It's Satan. Satan has come through my hole.

I actually think that that Would be so real Like porn to me is I think to most people I think it's really groundbreaking But it's very different than sex Yeah That to me Feels so

It felt like sex So similar to sex That I would be like This is too I just want to go fuck someone for real Well I was almost like This is my Friday night I can't fuck any human tonight

Gonna get the same exact feeling though But that's almost weird to like like i haven't done it i did it one other time since but i didn't even like come i was like what's really weird just watch it for the story well what's really weird like you gotta like you know it's like finding it i need i need easy access to the fast forward i've got the fucking you know i got this laser beam for my, you know, click, click. And then at one point I lost the menu, like went behind me and I was like, I'm just going to jerk off on my phone. You know, but it is almost like, uh, you know, you know, when we talk about when you go to the, uh, the hotel and you, you don't jerk off, you like, I make love to you. So that's like a night where it's like, all right, I got nothing to do.

I don't have to wake up. No, one's going to bother me. I'm going to watch the VR movie. It's wild. It's a wild ride. Alright, Am I the Asshole? Then voicemails and then we'll get into that interview. You'll hear about it. Alright, Am I the Asshole? Today is brought to you by Manscaped. Are you an asshole if you don't manscape at all?

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My favorite deli in Hoboken. I got a sandwich for me and for Clem. They're long sandwiches. They're long sandwiches. They're very, like, double size. So I got two of those. I also got some hot peppers and some mozzarella cheese, like, things to bring home with me. This is fucked up. You clearly saw I was just hungry.

And now you're telling me this story. Well, you triggered me. Go on. Go on. We're talking about delicious food. Okay. Well, think about what I'm about. Go on. We're talking about delicious food. Okay. Because think – okay. Well, think about what I'm about to tell you and how I felt.

So I – me and Clem eat half of our sandwiches because, like I said, they're very big, full ones. And I – that's not going to work. You've got to hold that. So Clem, he eats his half. He puts the other half in the fridge. I take my half because, like I said, I bought hot peppers. The fridge here? Yes.

I bought hot peppers and cheese and stuff to bring home so i put that my half back in in the bag the bag is about it's it's a brown bag but not one of those like just regular lunch ones it's like a wide one okay um i put that in i wrap it all up close it down and i put it right up against the wall of the gambling cave because it's not supposed to be refrigerated and I put it right up against the wall of the gambling cave. Because it's not supposed to be refrigerated. But I put it, like, not on the table. Openly, I put it where, like, the Band-Aids are and, like, where all that shit is. I come back a little while later.

The cheese and the peppers have been taken out. The sandwich is gone, and the wrapper is just left on the island of the kitchen. Somebody just ate it and fucking left it there. You don't know who? I don't know who. I think I have a culprit in mind that someone yelled out a name, but that's fucked up, right? Like, that's not...

Like, they took your sandwich apart? They didn't take it apart. It was a half, but they took, like, okay, there are the peppers that I don't want. There's the cheese I don't want. They lifted the bread and took those off the sandwich? Nope. Those were second. Like, I bought those separately. But they did, like, okay, there are the peppers that I don't want. There's the cheese I don't want. They lifted the bread and took those off the sandwich? Nope. Those were second. Like I bought those in a container separately.

But they did like move that out of the bag, move that out. Oh, here's a half a sandwich. Unfold it, eat it, leave it all there and walk away. That's crazy. That's crazy. So I was thinking, am I – like that is where we usually leave communal food. Yeah. But you said

I wrapped it up Put it up to the side Why did you put it over there? Why did you keep it with you? We were doing We were like recording This won't affect it I'm just curious

We were recording Okay Second question Is Clem's sandwich Still in the fridge? No he ate that That wasn't touched It was crazy

Usually People are always Stealing from the fridge And that's like the thing Right this was And it wasn't like A big bag touched it was crazy usually people are always stealing from the fridge and that's like the thing right this was and it wasn't like a big bag where it was like

oh this had a million sandwiches in it and we're down to the last one this was like just clearly one sandwich in one bag

and then and then like the litterer to just leave the fucking wrapper and the wrapper was gross by the way it's like

because it's very it's just a wet sandwich it was like ugh so it was just like to leave it out yeah you're definitely asshole

now I want to know who your fucking who your suspect is yeah It's just a wet sandwich. It was like, ugh. So I was just like, fuck. To leave it out, yeah, you're definitely asshole. Now I want to know who your suspect is. Even crazier, it's a man from the culinary world. Chef Donnie. Really? That was what I was told. I heard Chef Donnie was milling around out there. So how could someone who has such respect for the kitchen,

Chef, Chef Donnie And he's pulling out food And eating it I thought you were Going to say a woman That would be wild You said like You kind of said

This is crazy Yeah You're like In an office of A bunch of Overweight animals Yeah If it was one of the

Pretty girls Yeah Wouldn't that be funny Like one of the Merch girls Were just like I mean I like Donnie And I don't like doing these... Like, I don't want to do a whole fucking thing, you know?

We've done this over the years. Who ate this sandwich? You know? But, you know. Remember when we did the... That's what it was. We found out who fucking... Ate from the garbage.

Ate from the garbage. Amazing. Was it a mod stick? It was a popper. A jalapeno popper. It was a jalapeno popper. But didn't we, like, conveniently, like, we lost stick? It was a popper. A jalapeno popper. It was a jalapeno popper. But didn't he, like, conveniently, like, we lost sight? It was the Zapruder film.

It honestly really was. It was, like, it was. I think it was Pete. I think it was Pete. Yeah, I think. And that was convenient, too, that the guy getting the tapes was the suspect. But so, I guess, am I the asshole? I think you're the asshole if you eat anything at the office that's not yours.

That either A, you have an ass. It's close. I'd have to see video of where it was. Because that table is typically up for grabs. Imagine the wall right here. And I took it and I put it like there. Up against that wall. In that case, I would lean to believe you are not the asshole.

The other person would be the asshole. Is there video? And then I brought it in here and I put it in that corner. I was like, nobody's touching this. I love that. No, and then I brought it home. You are really... You really want that food, dog.

Dude, I... Well, let me tell you real quick about fups then. It's good that you got your bag of fups. We got bags on bags on bags. Yeah, I fup it up. Fup! Fup you! They need to do...

They can do so many cool things with this. Get your fup on I like fup fup pump it up love that fup

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fup it up all summer long out here in the KFC radio studio with all sorts of different flavors what do you have right there this is the

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That's hot chocolate. And hit me with the cinnamon. And also maybe the OG like sour cream and onion. That's sour cream and onion. I don't see a cinnamon. Sour cream and onion fups. I think we ate all the cinnamon. Yeah, we ate all of them.

Ah, you son of a dirt dog. All right. I don't think you ate all of cinnamon. You ate all the cinnamon? Yeah, we ate all of them. Ah, you son of a dirt dog. All right. I don't think you ate all of them, you fat dog. Let me get that salt and vinegar open. These are like your regular cheese puffs, but with wild-ass flavors. Love it. A good sea salt and vinegar? Yeah.

Oh. It's flames. It's flames. It's really, really good. It hits the tongue. I was a little, like, not put off, but I was like, I was, I can't even think of the right word, but I was intrigued by these right away because I think of these things as cheese puffs.

Right. So they're always just cheese puffs. I didn't know that you can do it with other flavors. You can just do it with other flavors. I thought that the puff was like the cheese. Yeah, no. The puff is. You can make it with anything you want.

You can do anything. It's a maroon. Why it takes so long for people to make these? Phops has done the impossible. And it's not one of these, you know, sometimes when we do snacks on here, it's like, these are zero calories and it's good for you. Like, no, no. These are good for you because they fucking taste awesome.

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Let's rip some voicemails. Nah. Just, I'll take the split and let's get the hell out of here. Great angle from this guy. Very flattering. What up, KFC Radio? What do you think the world would be like if the Danes actually won against the English, you know? What would happen?

Let me know. What the fuck did you just say, Mike? against the English you know what would happen the Danes the Danish they fought the English perhaps did you do any screening yeah I wasn't sure if this one snuck through or if he was like I I'm going to fuck this show up. We're going to drop a stick of dynamite on this one. When did the Danes fight the English? The 1980s. Okay. So does that mean that England wouldn't have been the fucking spot? Dude, what is he talking about?

Maybe England wouldn't have been the crack spot. Did this guy call into this question? What do I think the world would be like if the Danes beat the English? Could he be talking about soccer? Is that a soccer thing? See if there's a soccer match. When was the last time they played soccer? 2021.

There's in the Euros. Wait, wait, who won, though? Okay, England won. Wait, who won? I think it's the war. I think we're talking about the war. I don't think it's a random soccer game. How would the world be different?

I don't know. The other team would have won. Battle of Copenhagen. Come on. That's got to be it, right? Bro, I didn't know the Danes had it in them. Good for them. I didn't even think they fought in wars.

They lost. Oh. Well, it's just they fought, at least. Better than fucking France, right? Surrendering-ass bitches. Dude, this is... I, like... Bro, we didn't know there was a war.

And it happened in the 900s, you said? No, no, 1807. I'm getting one as back as 980. So they fought these guys for like a thousand years? No way, dude. They were going back and forth with the Danes? The Brits didn't fight for a thousand years. The Napoleonic Wars was a big one.

Was that against Denmark and them? We must have missed. Play this question again. What up, KFC Radio? What do you think the world would be like if the Danes actually won against the English, you know? You know? No, I do not know. Let me know. That's it. You I do not know. Let me know.

That's it. It's just let me know. We might have to do a callback. Let's let next episode recall. Hey, guys. Just wondering what you think the world would be like if the Danes beat the English. Let me know.

I wasn't going to put this one in there. I'm so happy. I hope that guy is stoned. I hope that guy is. I'm going to tell you something right now. Until I said, have the English played the Danes in soccer, I didn't know what country the Danes were from until the Google result popped up Denmark.

I don't blame you for that because that whole region, Netherlands, Holland, Belgium, Denmark, that's all one country. Yeah. I don't know what's going on. That's all just one place. But I got, is Denmark in the Netherlands? I saw, I saw someone else say it's like West Germanic. It's in Northern Europe, which doesn't help me at all.

Who's in the Netherlands? Give me that. I think the Netherlands is like the United Kingdom. Okay, wait. So it is connected to Germany. It does border Germany. Western Germany could be okay. Denmark, Copenhagen. I can see. Apparently they were

like Vikings and they briefly ruled England. I'm reading headlines here, by the way. I think that's what's up. I think they ran shit for a split second, and he's saying, what if they became the mega world power? We'd all be speaking Danish. Everyone would be taller, have better teeth.

Probably be much prettier. Over there, that's a lot of the blonde hair, blue eyes shit, right? Yeah. The Sweden and Norwegian type shit. But they were also like bad motherfuckers. Oh, yeah. They would be doing that thing

where they flay your body open and shit. Well, the Brits were no princesses themselves. I don't know, man. I feel like Vikings and those people were way worse than the Brits. I don't know that there was anyone who the medieval styles of torture, I don't know if anyone was coming out on top.

You know what? That's the way I look at it. It's all pretty bad. Google the medieval torture where they just sat you on a stick. And it just slowly went up your ass. Dude, it was... They just put you on like a plank. Like a... Oh, yeah.

Ah! Through your mouth! You know what I would love? Not the way to go, bro! I would love if they do that to Adriana Cechik or Bella Donna. She's like, I can do this all day, baby. No problem for me. I got this. It's like in the mask when he spits the bullets back at him.

What else do you got? She pulls it out. Google Viking blood eagle and tell me it's not worse than the fucking pipe. I'm not looking. They rip your skin. Look at that. They bend your... No, go back to that cartoon.

Bottom. Yep. They rip your skin open and they pull your ribs out. Like, bend them out that way. And they usually take your skin, they flay it open like this, and then they hang you up by it.

Don't they, like, pull your lungs out the back? Yeah. So that way it's like eagle wings? Yeah, that's right. It looks like an eagle. Was that in a TV show? Oh, yeah. Ragnar does that to one of these guys.

Yeah. And they show, like, a lot of it. And they just sit there with an axe just hacking you up. Oh! Sawing you up the middle. Right down the middle. That's Bone Tomahawk Right there

That's That's I haven't seen that But you guys talk about that a lot There's There's no Fucking good way To be tortured

Is what I'm learning here Like Like I don't even Judging by this stuff I'm gonna make a political statement I don't know that America's Ever tortured anybody

Right Right Right They put me in a room In Guantanamo Bay And played Music Cloud Get the fuck out of here We didn't saw you In half through your asshole Yeah That's the one anybody. Right, right, right. They put me in a room in Guantanamo Bay and played music loud. Get the fuck out of here. We didn't saw you

in half through your asshole. That's the one, that one back, that's what I was talking about. That shit goes right up your ass. Wait, go back. You sit there so long

that it just goes up your ass and rips you apart. But also, wait, go back to the cartoon, that thing. You can't put your head down or a knife or a spike goes through you?

That sucks. I've seen that used sexually, though, so that one came out. Oh, listen, I've seen a lot of things go up asses, too, sexually. The, dude, the one in fucking, I told a story. I was at King Richard's Fair, and I had, like, my first panic attack ever. I was, like, seven.

And I was, like, running through the torturers. At King Richard's Fair, they have, like like this big castle that is just stages of torture. And it's very realistic. It's like a haunted house, only... Jesus Christ. Only they're being tortured. And it was like,

the one with the cage on your head and there's just a rat in it. And guess what? That rat gets hungry and he just eats your fucking face. Or they put a tin, something over your stomach and they heat it up

so the rat just gets scared of the heat so he just fucking burrows into your gut. Whatever that gossip rattle is, Or they put a tin, uh, uh, something over your stomach and they heat it up. So the, the rat just gets scared of the heat. So he just fucking burrows into whatever that gossip. That's fast and furious too, right? That's fast. They do that fast. Yeah.

It was also a, yeah. When you start talking too much, we're going to put the gossip bridle on you. It just doesn't let you talk anymore. You know, just like if you talk that really should, we should be able to punish like that.

The gossip bridle that you use, like if, if someone was like, like if a woman was speaking out of line and they just fucking locked your head up. I think we should do that with cut off your fingers. If you post about someone online

or something, you don't have any fingers anymore. Bring back the voicemail. All right, let's move off of that torture, please. Let's just do one more voicemail because I got to go. Final voicemail today

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I think are correct. So that means you simply cracked out OMB. What up, guys? Just a quick questionnaire for you uh three years ago um Feidelberg started talking about how at the end of every show kind of like pft on pmt says i love you guys uh that a grandma dies or something like that i kind of forget it but what i do remember is my grandma did die.

I want to say like three weeks into that whole bit, and it just kind of stopped after that, and I want to know like what the fuck fights. All right. Love you guys. Dude, there were so many grandmas. Someone listening to the show today, your grandma's going to die tomorrow. It's just a numbers game.

I remember you saying that, and I was like, I mean, yeah, that's funny, but I don't think that the numbers really work out. My grandma's already dead, so fuck you guys. But we got like several. Yeah, I was fucking picking grandmas off, no problem. I was like a surprise step. I was snatching your grandma's hip. It's all downhill from there.

I usually don't make it out of the hospital after that. Nana breaks her hip. She's like, just put one in me. It's over. Take me out back. It's like a horse. Yeah. They bring out a curtain. Man, you fell down and broke a hip?

You're gone. Yeah. I was more feared in retirement homes than osteoporosis. They're like, what? Did he say it again? Did he say it again? Yeah, I did. Yeah, you're like that.

Jimmy, your grandma's going to die tomorrow. You're like The Ring or that movie Smile. It's like John comes in, points at you, and says, hi. Your grandma's going to die? She fucking dies, dude. People need to utilize you. I'm die? She fucking dies, dude. People need to utilize you. I'm in the inheritance. Yeah, yeah.

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That was so funny I don't know why that was so funny Soap dish Alright Interview time It's with Danny Steele And his girlfriend Alex Cole Both of them

You probably have seen their work Whether you realize it or not By the way When I introduced myself friend, Alex Cole. Both of them you probably have seen their work, whether you realize it or not. By the way, when I introduced myself to Alex... She almost spit on your face. And Danny was like, you recognize her? I was like, yeah. I recognize her. I'm doing a thing. Don't

blow up my spot like that, dude. Alex, Alex, what was it? She was like, I'm Alex Cole. You've come to me. Yeah, I mean, just another delightful porn couple from the adult world. Everyone we meet in the adult industry is by far the coolest and the best at business and all that kind of shit, too. Really great people. They came through with a bunch of gifts Because Danny's a big fan

He wears our sneakers when he's doing his work And came through with the Oculus That is, as we know, ruined my life But hey, thanks man Mugsy jeans Pass me that bag right there I'm going to pull out these jeans Now Mugsy has been with us for a long time

But I do have to say That these We also have some big things in the works with Mugsy Oh yeah, oh yeah Not just jeans They do all sorts of denim And different types of clothing But I do have to say that these... We also have some big things in the works with Muggs. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Not just jeans. They do all sorts of denim and different types of clothing. But the jeans are their bread and butter.

And this is probably like the third or fourth iteration of them. These look like real jeans. That's always been the thing is like real jeans, but they stretch like sweatpants. But they have really nailed it at this point. These look like designer jeans with the right stone washing and the right different colors, all the stitching and the buttons and whatnot. And for when you're, oh, I used to be a 32 and now I'm a 34. And when you're a 34, you're like, fuck, now I'm a 36. You can stay with your waist and just go with the stretch.

Yeah. They're very comfortable. Very comfortable. But, like, same time stylish. I was wearing the shorts. They always have the jorts. I was wearing the jorts the other day, looking sharp as hell. I went to the Pride Parade. I actually got a lot of compliments.

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Like the plot you already have set? Yes, because literally we did it yesterday. Yesterday I was on a podcast here called The Bracket and we're doing the worst things about being alive. Actually, yeah, we just get on the show. So, we're doing the worst things about being alive and I don't know if you know The Bracket, but a lot of it is funny, serious stuff. Like it was taxes, it was work, it was moving, shit like that.

All the stuff you hate about life, like for real. Then usually there's one thrown in that is kind of goofy. And we went heavy on the bit with this one. Where it was like, it happens to absolutely everybody. If it hasn't happened to you yet. It's just a matter of time until it does. It is walking in on your best friend, fucking your girlfriend, and then he forgets your name.

And then we were like we were just like talking about like different I was like, dude, when it happened to me, like he was like snapping and he's like and I had the sheepish, but dude, come on, you know, it's John. This actually happened to you, though? No, no. It's about to in a movie.

It's about to in the next scene we shoot. Dude, that is unreal, man. Look at your fucking Santa Claus, man. This is unbelievable. Came through. I mean, I know you got a bunch of shit you got to move out of the house, too. Yeah. God, you know it all, man.

I love it, dude. Yeah. actually um kind of get into it i don't know if you saw that nick but uh you guys re-shared my spotify wrap-up from last year oh yeah i don't i mean all right so oh first off we do you have like you know 13 million minutes or whatever listen 5 000 minutes but i didn't start listening till may 29th when I moved to Florida. So if you do the math on that, that's over two hours a day. Bro! I feel like I've been in the fucking room every day. Yeah, man!

I had to go backwards. So I went from, obviously, when it started, and I got all the way to the end halfway through my trip. So you started in general listening to us, like... Like a year ago. Oh, wow. And you caught up on, like, everything. But I got all the way back to 20 fucking before COVID, I think.

Holy shit, man shit probably stopped there everything starts to get real problematic it gets bad yeah well we we yeah i mean like we have hundreds of hours that i think are really funny but lord knows what's sprinkled in there with things you can't say anymore and all that by the way the 1.6 like the one you got yeah yeah yeah love that yeah yeah we we got a bunch of that yeah we like there's a lot of shit that we got to get into that we think of. Like, oh, we've already said that. It's like, well, they don't know. No.

So, all right, man. This is nuts. So, and this all started because, and we had answered a voicemail of yours before, but I just didn't realize who you were. Was it a voicemail or a video voicemail? That was a regular voicemail. Yeah, so I didn't see. That was before my first scene.

Oh, okay. When did you start? My very first scene was June of last year. Oh, so you're new on the game. Yeah. You're a fucking rocket ship then, huh? Yeah, right. You went right to the fucking top.

About 130 scenes in less than nine months. What? Man, you've been fucking. Yeah. Danny's been fucking. A little bit, a little bit. And that's not even content. How much do you fuck outside of work

well we actually talked about that Alex you guys together I'll make it official yeah we're actually dating yet oh

no one knows that so it's official did you just make it official right now I guess I did did you know that you're dating no I knew okay I was like

I feel like this is like a semi here wait wait let me get we'll get you set up with a chair and a mic thank you so much

I appreciate it so yeah we can move that I don't want to crash the party This is like a semi... Here, wait, wait. We'll get you set up with a chair and a mic. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. So, yeah, we can move that over. I don't want to crash the party. I'll just say snide comments for now and then. Say whatever you want, but snide comments are my favorite. No, we are going to get along great. So you guys have been dating.

Met in the industry? Or no? Yeah. Kind of, sort of. I mean, so... I mean, she comes in with the Pornhub varsity jacket. You know it's the real deal.

You got the Letterman jacket with your name on the back. It's like, oh, you're official. They put my patches on for me because they don't want me playing with the irons. So you guys meet.

So yeah, I feel like you fuck 130 scenes in nine months it's a lot of fucking and then you got you go home and you got to have like a regular sex life on top of that or what well then or a lot of your scenes together oh okay so for us like we've only done two professional scenes together before after you were dating uh after we've actually we're doing yeah so we did really the big side uh money for us is content so you want to like do the only fans content many vids, film outside of studio.

Studio or whatever. Yeah, so I will get a call time and a booking, and then once I'm done, I get my paycheck. I don't get that content. So I can't resell that. I can't use that for anything, my own OnlyFans or many vids, anything. So you want to make your own content so you can actually start selling it. Why even do the studio? Is that money good?

Because it's paid promotion, and it's fun. And you learn a lot on set. I love shooting scenes. So you go and you shoot scenes, and that gets your face out there in front of way more people than you would by yourself. And then you learn a lot on set about the cameras and the lights. Take it home and not do it.

And the acting a lot. A lot of people learn their acting on set. And then you take that knowledge home. You make your own content that feeds the demand for you. So then studios want to shoot you more. Everything goes up. It's so symbiotic. It's great.

And then I also do camming. So I get on live cam and I'll talk about a scene I did or him or whatever. And that feeds it too. So you guys are rich, huh? No. We're frugal. Not yet. I'll be honest. I was blue collar.

I was talking to Jordan before this. Coming from Indiana, the Midwest, I was bartending and all that shit, managing bars and clubs, going to school. You have I, by the way? Nick, you go to Illinois, right? No, I went to Iowa. Big Ten, same old shit. Illinois stayed for a minute.

Yeah, so that's actually how I kind of got into what I... I started doing content before I really was in the industry. 2020 hit and I was in Arizona and I filmed with a few girls that were professionals out in Arizona. How does that happen?

My gym closed down. So basically I moved to Arizona March 5th of 2020. Okay. So as you know, fucking eight days later, the whole country basically shut down. And I was going out there to use my degree, kinesiology. So I finally was going to school, bartending, managing. It was good money.

Got sick and tired of the 5 a.m. nights. And I'm like, I want to use my degree. So I was bodybuilding on the side at the time in Indiana. then i'm like i had a buddy who was a professional bodybuilder in arizona come out here we'll work on your fitness you know job like i said eight days later the whole fucking country shuts down so i'm like my gym closed down so i have no job so i'm sitting there living off my savings account it went from march to like september and i had worked like maybe two months in that break yeah so then i'm on tinder just whatever just scrolling through one night i'm like i recognize this person this is like September and I had worked like maybe two months in that break. Yeah. So then I'm on Tinder. Just whatever.

Just scrolling through one night. I'm like, I recognize this person. This is some guy in his basement. Just fucking with me. I'll, I'll match. And I'm fucking with him. Like I'm being an asshole. I'm just like not being real about it.

And I'm like, yeah, yeah. Let's meet for a drink. With a guy. I thought it was a guy. I thought I was getting fucked with. Cause there's no, but it was a girl. It was a girl. It was a girl.

The problem was a girl. But I thought it was a guy. I was like, wait a minute. Okay. So like, I was like, there's no way it was a girl it was a girl the profile was a girl but the profile was a guy I was like wait a minute okay so like I was like there's no way this porn star is on Tinder and at this point

I'm a fucking civilian I don't you know so it's me for a change I like civilian I'm a normie a lot of porn people are ex-military and I think that's why

the civilian thing started but yeah we call you guys civilians I like normies. She walks in with a mask on and I'm like, holy fuck, this is actually her. I'm trying to play it cool and I'm shitting my pants.

She's like, oh, you want to come back to my place? I'm like, oh, okay. So we go back and we end up making it to her bedroom and I don't want to make any fucking comments, but there's ring light, ring light, ring light, tripod, ring light, ring light. None of them are on, obviously, so we get done what we're doing.

And on the outs, I'm walking out of the middle drunk. I'm like, hey, when are you going to put me on your website? And she's like, what are you doing tomorrow? Coming over, I guess. So I came over. She filmed for her OnlyFans and her ManyVids. And a week goes by, we film another scene. And I'm like, how's that doing? I mean, my job

fucking isn't happening. She's like, well, this is what I made. And I'm like, oh, fuck, let's make this a thing. Did you not get a cut of that? No, I was just having fun with her. 50-50, well, this is what I made. I'm like, oh, fuck. Let's make this a thing. Did you not get a cut of that? No, I was just having fun with her. You were like, fuck it. I'll just fuck on camera for free. Yeah. I'm like, how did I do?

Honestly, I think I would do that. If I was a single guy and it was just like Pornstar wanted to fuck me. It snowballs. Yeah, trust me. The whole OnlyFans thing. Tripod setup. POV. Maybe I'd be in OnlyFans

maybe I'd be a little bit hesitant about my face my point being though I don't think I would even be thinking about the money I'd be like yeah let's just fuck on camera because it's cool and crazy

yeah I was in a dry spell so I was I was in a dry spell so I'm like yeah let's just get this done I'm not trying to fucking monetize this

talk about slump buster Jesus what do you mean though what's a dry spell for you back in Arizona I mean it was bad I was engaged when I moved to Arizona. So then I broke that off, and I went down my sad boy for a while.

That was fucking nine months. Right, right. We heard that story about the... Oh, shit. Oh, shit. So nine, ten months of nothing. And I was just kind of doing my own... And it was the beginning of 2020.

I was in a new area, too. Didn't know anybody. Yeah, it's not easy to meet people. It was a bitch. So finally finally it starts to calm down around September and that's when I'm like

eh time to go get some strange and then again it snowballed and we're at her house for like the third video and I'm like so how's this going what do you think

she gave me like two numbers to agents one hot guys fuck was one that's so embarrassing point to me hot guys fuck is funny it's funny alright it's not that I it's just funny

let's be real like all of us watch porn but sometimes you want to search the guy because you know what you're getting yeah James Dean fan for a while watch my car let me have to try like a motherfucker with Adam a couple times definitely have a case. I said, I was like, I'll search for a guy, and

Adam and Lena were like, really? And he's like, really? I was like, fuck you, man. I said, I said, I was like, I've done it before. A million times. Peter North's fucking gum shacks. He's a gigantic fucking hammer. Come on, it's fun. These are my guys.

No, so I was like, how the fuck am I gonna, so Hawkeye's Fuck, I got a hold of them. And they have a website and they're an agency, but they only let you shoot for their website when you're with them. So you're kind of pigeonholed to just shoot for their website. Yeah, fuck that. Fuck that. So then I got a hold of Hussie Models out of Florida.

Shout out, Riley. That was my first agent also. It's a really big Florida company. So I mean, a lot of people who- You've got a lot of porns in Florida, right? Florida and A lot of people Florida and LA Vegas LA and Vegas are knocking heads right now

I would say Miami is second place 2020 fucked LA when it came to that porn Everybody went to Florida Freedom I got a hold of both of them They asked for pictures, measurements and everything Dare I ask what measurements mean They want to know what your shoulder width was exactly so I got a hold of both of them they ask for pictures measurements and everything and then dare I ask

what measurements mean like they want to know what your shoulder width was you know height, chest yeah they basically make you

take a fucking tape measure flop your dick on a table and then measure it from tip to tail yeah so well actually question what is the tail

just like where it meets your body that's a great question. You joke like I'm measuring from the asshole to the tip. I'm talking 12 inches. My agent actually told me, he's like, you sent us 7 1⁄2 and you went from the top. And he's like, that's usually not how it happens. So he's like, we're going to put 8 on your profile.

Let's go. You've got to pick certain positions. So the bottom does make more. You jam the ruler into you a little bit. Yeah, like into the muff. Yeah, so you can actually, my photo that you sent, So the bottom does make more Yeah, you can actually my phone that you said you can see there's actually like a good like inch that's not in here? Where is Jackie? Let's get Jackie uncomfortable. Sorry, the hallway. She just kept walking. Fuck, what was I just going to say?

Oh, wait. Are you allowed to say who the... Are you... I mean, you're intentionally not saying your name. Is that for a reason? Who's that? The porn star that got you going. You could say it.

I don't think she cares. Kira Croft? It rings a bell. Nick's head-bobbing over here. Yeah. I'm aware. I'm aware. It rings a bell for sure.

Yeah, she was on and off for a little bit, but now she's back, I think. She's back in the game. She's got a boyfriend now, too. Yeah. He's a really good guy. I just love any time I search, like, that's the first picture. I'm like, do I know this girl or not? Oh, yeah.

What's your name? Now I recognize her. They're like snowflakes. So then it was going so well, you were going to Florida. Now, did you start your OnlyFans first, or did you go to the agency first? Well, actually, I had a solo OnlyFans to get me to pay to move to Arizona, and I was just doing naked pictures because I was bodybuilding at the time, and I was always getting the weirdos on Instagram like,

send me your socks. Let's see that butthole. Are these weirdos are these gays or are they women they are at zero seven nine eight five so you know you get the check clears it's all the fucking socks and asshole but so before you even do anything you were you were like pseudo in like sex work. Solo stuff, yeah. I did a few like, I had a few photographers. Are you just taking pictures or are you like jerking off and shit?

Well, I did do a couple solos, but that was, at this time it was mainly, I was sending those out as requests. And then I deleted it when I had enough money to move to Arizona. And then I went to September or whatever. Then me and my roommates from Arizona were like, fuck Arizona, let's move to Florida. And it was not because of the porn. So we were actually planning to go to Arizona in May in may or i'm sorry florida from arizona in may so when i got a hold of the agency hussey they're like well let's fly you out to florida hey i'm moving in may all right we'll

see you in may we're like why the fuck are we gonna pay to fly this guy yeah i moved on my own dime and then i think like three days after i got to florida i drove from tampa to miami and i did five scenes over three months because of the traveling. And then my agent's like, you need to fucking quit your full-time job. We are getting calls nonstop. So let's see how it goes. We can always go back to the gym.

There's really not that many... Well, I guess we heard this from Asa Akira a long time ago, but she's talking more about Vivid and probably back before the OnlyFans revolution, really, where she was saying there's only a handful of male talent. They haven't... Guys in porn have fucked a million chicks, but girls in porn have only fucked 10 guys because there was a smaller number of them.

But now that I guess the OnlyFans is out there, is it blown up? I'd say that's accurate. Florida, there's certain... Guys will stay in their area and they can fly out. So in Florida right now, there's only a handful. There's the Peter Greens and the J-Max in Florida and the veterans that are down there. And then there's a few new guys that are kind of making some waves.

There's James Angel. It's funny. You've got like Stefan LeBron. You've got like John Moran. It's totally like that. You brought that up to Jordan in the fucking other room. It's the same thing where you've got like an athlete on the team that's doing really well. Is it territorial?

Like will the veterans be like, fuck this guy? Okay, so they're not willing to give you tips and tricks because they don't want you taking their spot. Just like a batting stance

or something like that. You know, get an extra step. You want to get that extra step. Who was it who just said it? Was it a Titans quarterback who said, I'm not here to train?

Yeah. Brady said it originally, but then I think somebody recently said it. No, Favre said it first. Basically, everyone has said it. It's not my job to teach you how to do my job. Right. People are always asking, what do you use? Do you take this?

What do you suggest? And I'm like, see if you can do it. Just go ahead. So the big thing I can say about still being so new is it's a learning curve. It's not what you expected a lot of times. It's like you walk into almost like this in a sense

where you got five, maybe six people on the other side of the camera that are just... Yeah, that's weird. That was another thing I was always told too. Why aren't you as hard

as you could be? Right. Let's get that dick hard. Are they asking that? No, I mean... Sometimes they'll pick on you. She was always saying like get hard,

be able to come. Yeah, I yelled at a PA one time. Because we were doing three girls, one guy, and they had fucked up the whole thing. Because the whole set had been fucked from the minute we got there. So we were sitting there in full makeup for five hours just waiting to shoot. Finally get shooting. It's really late at night.

The guy's having wood trouble. And the other two girls are like, I don't want to do anything anymore. Good luck. So I'm down there, like, making sure that we have a penis to work with and the fucking PA goes oh man if she's not doing it for you I could come over there and moon you or whatever and I'm like Not now dude! And I went are you helping? And he was like if you're not fucking helping, get out of the fucking room.

And so he left the room and we finished the scene. But yeah, they'll fuck with you. They'll step on your heels sometimes, stuff like that. What? Depending on the PA.

Why? Most people are really nice, but there's some people that have been around a little too long and they get real bitter because they're making less money than the guy fucking.

They're not getting to fuck the girls and they get real bitter because they're making less money than the guy fucking. They're not getting to fuck the girls and they're just watching it every day and they get grouchy. They'll step on your heels? There's a couple of them where they'll step

on the guy's heel while he's trying to cum or whatever to fuck him up. So you gotta be ready to be hazed a little bit. You can sabotage

somebody's career pretty quick. So like if you It's like getting spiked in the majors. If you're getting zoned. If you're getting booked. Or they'll like lean on your shoulder in POV.

I don't know how many times like I've had a few people like actually only once or twice. There's somebody in my eyeline because... Okay, stay hard. Yeah, get hard, stay hard and come when I need to come, right?

Like, yeah, come when you need to come. So basically at that point then when it comes to pop, 90% of the time it's not like, oh, I'm going to come and oh, hurry up and set the camera up.

It's like, no, stop. Get in position. Get everything ready to go. All right. And rolling. And you're just like, okay. Usually, I mean,

and you don't get a lot of people like Alex, well, few and far between that are willing to help and make sure you can get right. It's all about you just doing your job. So a lot of times

if you can't get right, like the scene's ruined, you're not going to get booked. So it's like, you got to make sure you're a lot of times if you can't get right, like the scene's ruined, you're not going to get booked. So it's like you got to make sure you're following. So while you're trying to do that, someone's fucking kicking your heels. I've never had any. I've heard these, but I've been lucky.

It's very few and far between, but it does happen. Don't fuck my money up, and I'll fuck you up. Yeah, for real. I don't think you're going to get picked on too much. There was one time where I was, anyway, I was trying to get ready.

I'm getting ready for pop, so it's facial. And I look up, and the guy, we share houses. So there'll be a scene at 10, call time. You start at noon after makeup and paperwork. Usually you'll get done around 2, and then the second guys will come in at 3. So we ran a little long. There was an anal scene, so there was a lot more prep that goes along with that.

So she's running back and forth. It was fine. So we get to the end, and I'm getting ready to pop, and the guy's smoking a cigarette outside. And I just keep looking, and he's pacing back and forth, kind of making eye contact. And I was just like, Jacob, can you tell this motherfucker to sit down or something?

What are we doing? He's throwing off my game here. It ain't all roses, man. I'll tell you what. I can definitively say I could not fuck that game. No, I know, I know. There's such a difference I didn't know you were

getting sabotaged like Jesus fucking Christ I've been lucky I've been lucky not every time but do you imagine someone's leaning on your shoulder

you're trying to come and I'm just like this to you you want to talk about POV POV is hard so yeah I'll show you so like

basically she's the guy and you have a gentleman usually like oh that's crazy like literally like that huh and I Yeah, I'll show you. So, like, basically, she's the guy, and you have a gentleman usually, like... Oh, that's crazy. Like, literally like that, huh? And I fuck with some of the PAs, so there was one guy... I feel like they should just invent some shit that, like, you put on your...

Yeah, they gotta have something. There's rigs, but they're very expensive. Well, the VR rig... You guys don't even know what a VR setup looks like, do you? No. So I took a screenshot. Some people are very, like very careful with their rigs. This is what the rig looks like.

It looks like something from NASA. It comes right there and sits in front of your face. Basically, that's me. It sits directly in front of your face like that. I didn't see that. That's when they

prop for the VR. That it's like everybody eating out. That is hilarious. My fucking chest is a table. Yeah. But no, VR. This is the shit that people don't understand that it's like the least sexy thing. Like I think people, especially with the rise of like iPhones and shit, everybody's like film the 30 second scene in the bedroom with their girlfriend, their wife, boyfriend, whatever.

It's like, it's very, very different than a set. And you know, because it. Because they want specific angles. They want specific energies. So a lot of times you'll have a Virgo pot shot, which I love. I love the way Brian does this. It's usually like you start in the introduction of the girl, show her off and everything,

and it's like a five-minute burst, and then I'll take a little bit of a break. We'll cut, reset for the next position. Five-minute kind of go. I mean, no, man. That boner is gone. We'll see you later, dude. And then cut, reset for the next position. Five minute kind of go. Cut, reset. That boner is gone. We'll see you later, dude. And then just talk about being in Florida.

There's like, you know, Extra Small. Have you guys heard of that one? No. Production company or whatever? Team Skeet has it. It's like a little offshoot. Extra Small, take a guy like me and there's like some 90 pound fucking... But it's like, we're out in the middle of Florida, like outside. It's like, alright, standing 69. Chop, chop. It's like, for fucking 10 minutes and I Florida like outside it's like alright standing 69 chop chop for fucking 10 minutes and I'm just dripping

how does he hold you up that long Phoenix and Jordi El Pollo Nino all time scene it's yeah I just think people don't understand but like all of that sounds like it sucks and i feel like i would just go i mean yeah i get the idea of paid promotion and getting out there and everything but i feel like you know if you put all those hours just into your only fans

and stuff don't you think you could make at least close to the same money without dealing with all that shit if you already have an influence i think on instagram twitter and you have like if you think about um like a thousand one to a thousand in terms of like followers yeah if you have a good promotion maybe one to a hundred so like if i only have eight thousand on instagram and 25 000 on twitter it's a lot smaller reach yeah so i have a girl that i've done content with she has 1.2 million followers on oh no i'm sorry 2.2 on instagram so we did one video and she's she's doing like six figures a month kind of a thing so it's. But if you shoot with her, that's her money and not your money?

I can negotiate. If you want me to be your stud for the scene, then you're going to pay me this XYZ. Or like right now... Is that a flat fee or is it like if your video makes a percentage? Negotiate it. Otherwise, in that situation with her, I keep the content, she keeps the content. It's mine to do what I do with. We usually

sign 2257, so it's a release of information. So what you have on keeps the content it's mine to do what I do with usually it's signed 2257 so it's a release of information so what you have on your phone it's yours so then the legal documentation says you can use it

on Instagram wherever the fuck you want so a lot of people I've done content with only has like one platform either OnlyFans

or ManyVids and they don't cross promote I want to get all of them so I'll have to get paperwork so I can legally use their

photo so you got like a team you got like lawyers and shit I fucking wish no it's all me right now I'm like small fish right now so anybody out there who runs a uh only fans company i would love some help that probably i've thought about that before uh like it's there's probably a business to be like the you know let's all round up like 10 only

fans people and we're like a network yeah Because there are probably people who can have a following or are hot and sexy and want to do this but they don't know shit about business and how to I'm sure people are getting taken advantage of and all that shit. Yeah, a lot of people do use businesses. I like to run my own because I like to talk to the guys directly. But there are a lot of companies that will

run your OnlyFans or your ManyVids or any of your clip stores. They'll run all of them. And they'll talk to the guys for you or maybe they won't. Everybody kind of negotiates their own thing. They're running DMs too. We had a guy here. He was...

I think Lenny Balls was he... I mean, it's obviously Asa's. It was like Asa's intern. He was doing Asa's inbox. And I was like, wait. And then the doing Asa's inbox and I was like wait and then the light bulb goes off so someone Asa's a level of

extreme fame and I was like oh so most people just have fucking dudes who need a couple bucks would suck I know you've subscribed to a few some of those names I can tell you if it's really the person. I can tell by their likes.

Once I found out about Asa, I was like, oh, it's not. No one is. It's not happening. I mean, okay, so Alex is a very big touch with the people. Me too. I want to be the one talking to my friends. Why? Have you met people?

Oh, yeah. All the time. No, I just mean people in one talking to my friends. Why? Have you met people? Oh, yeah. All the time. No, I just mean, like, I mean people in general. People are terrible. In general, you want more of them? I'm trying to get less of them. Shit. You do get, okay, so the same thing, like,

she's been really good about this. My one buddy, Oliver, too, like, they have, like, lifelong fans. They're, like, one of his fans has sent him more than I used to make in a year. Like, just, like, because they want to be part of your life. They want to be, and it's, you do make kind of friends in a way, too. Absolutely.

Next thing you know, it's like, hey, man, like... You have guy fans? But then also, when you get to that level of fandom, you're also like... You never want to get to a part where you kind of like don't respect your fan, but if they sent me a year's salary, I'd be like, dude, I don't respect you.

Do you have a straight guy fan base? Does that exist again I judging by the messages not so much right I mean like I'll search you on fucking porn I ain't sending you

money homie there's a line alright I will say this too I mean who who pays money for porn guys or girls guys yeah

80% of the time right I mean I got a few girls that do I wasn't sure is this a trick question I think it's guys so I mean it I got a few girls that do subscribe. I wasn't sure. Is this a trick question? I think it's guys. So, I mean, it's just one of those things.

It's a username. It's somebody who I communicate with occasionally. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Until I get, like, some screenshots and some photos sent to me, and it's like, we're going to mute you. Yeah. But, like, I mean, is there any legal shit? Like, worry about are you 18?

Is there anything on your end that's, like, you're... For people watching it? Yeah, like, 869 there that hits you up and like send me a dick and then I was 14 yeah so me on our end though like it so but if someone did on Instagram oh you'd have to be like oh are you 18 you usually like here's my link to my only thing and then that goes through that portal or whatever and it's their responsibility it's a that's why they take the percentage that they do yeah sure sure so like for example if me and Alex did content actually look fuck it Zack let's do somebody who's not in porn so let's like yeah why not you

let's say Zack and I do a scene okay Okay. Yeah, baby. I thought this was going in a different direction. Now, who's the top and who's the bottom? Well, I'm a power bottom, so. We got a story about that, too. So, basically, like, if anybody you do content with, whether it be mainstream porn stars, somebody who's never been in any kind of scene, or somebody who just does camming and OnlyFans,

usually you need to have an OnlyFans account. If you do not have an OnlyFans account, and you're going to do content with somebody else, you need to have proper paperworkFans account. If you do not have an OnlyFans account and you're going to do content with somebody else, you need to have proper paperwork, or they will kick you the fuck off in a second. They were going through and flagging everybody months ago that if you were even featured in a video, not even naked,

and I didn't tag you in it, I could get flagged and I could lose my account. So they're really good about making sure this shit's legit. But to a lesser of a degree, Squirt and certain things have been banned. So like, well, urine is banned. So then they're having fine lines between certain girls. Right, like which is which.

Exactly. So people are getting really pissed off. How do you prove that? Unless you got a fucking dipstick. I'll just test it. Keep a cup. You label it all. Send the cup in.

Oh my God. Have you had any issues with it? I'm a good girl. I don't get in trouble. I've also been around for like eight plus years, so I know everybody. So it's kind of like, oh, Alex is doing something dumb. Let's tell her. Get that better than a doubt, yeah.

I like to live in that realm, too. There's also like I know all the rules now because I've been around too long. So it's like many vids you can pee, but you can't pee on anyone. So I can shoot a video of me driving to LA and I'm like, oh God, I got to pee and do a video on the side of the road, but I can't pee on Danny. Sorry, pal. I have a video that got fucking flagged on OnlyFans. I didn't know you could do that many vids.

You can do it on many vids. I made like a hundred bucks just by pissing in a champagne glass. I'll just throw this glass away. I washed it. I drank it. It was nice crystal. I made $100 twice off selling my bush. So I had a bush.

And he was like, can I buy that? I was like, okay. So I shaved it off and I put it in a little glass vial with a little stopper and I mailed it to him. I feel like you guys got an amazing number. Yeah, dude. Come on, girl. You could give him $100. This is a long time ago. He's got two clothes running around right now.

And then he bought it again. Yeah, what happens when you sprinkle your hair at a murder scene? I think he brooded into tea. Don't send any DNA out there. Actually, he brooded into tea. What? Actually, and then the second time he put it on his mantle. You put it in a little tea bag thing and you put it in the hot water, and then you drink it.

Get the fuck out of here. I don't know. I haven't done it. I mean, I've tasted bush before. It wasn't made into tea. Whose pussy tea would you drink? Nobody's tea. If Chetchik asked you, you'd do it.

If Chetchik showed up with a teabag of her bush, you would do it. If I had... No, I think I. If someone asked no. If Chetchik showed up with a teabag of her bush, you would do it. No, if I had no. No, I think I'm going to go no. If Chetchik walks in his room and says, drink this tea. 100%. You're saying no. I don't like tea. That's the problem.

That's the deal breaker. This is why I'm sad I didn't bring the mugs. And if she brewed it into a beer. So I guess guess I'm guessing we already have Alex's answer but I was gonna ask what is the weirdest

thing you've sold and for how much or I guess Danny's would be socks it's a hard question socks and assholes

is fucking great it's a hard question because I don't really think of any of it as weird at this point it's just like oh it's the thing you like let me say unique

I'm not trying to king shame I'm just trying to king shame. Yeah, for sure. I'm just saying. You guys can say whatever you want. I'm the nice one. What do you think would shock the public the most? I think probably the Bush thing is up there.

There's also like foot shavings. Like if you like ped egg your foot and then you put that in something, you mail that. What's that run here? Panty liners, used tampons. What's that run here? It depends. A lot of this is when I first started.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like 21, and I was doing it like secretly, and I didn't show my face or anything. I mean, used tampons, panty liners, things like that. What's that? Dirty panties, bras. Bro, used tampons? That's bad.

Dude, hey, money's money. No, again, this is nothing against you. dirty panties bras dude hey money's money no again this is nothing against you it's just like all your bodily functions I was offered this is the one I didn't do

so this one will be the weird one I was offered a thousand dollars to shit in a box and mail it how the fuck did you know I knew it was gonna come it's always I knew it was gonna be shit

it's always shit in a box I knew I know because she denied my request that's why no I knew it was going to come. It's always shit in a box. I know because she denied my request. That's why. I knew it was going to be shit and I was actually joking saying shit in a box, but it actually was a box. Unbelievable. Well, technically, okay, not shit in a box and mail it. They wanted me to shit in a

glad container and then put the ice packs around it so it would stay fresh and mail it so they could eat it. Oh, what? I'm sorry. You didn't know that. Yeah, I said no.

But I said no, and they sent me, you know those little potty chairs with the bucket? They mailed me one of those. They were like, are you sure you don't want to do it here? I've got you a chair. So I have one of those chairs. Oh, my God. And you don't want to do it here? I've got you a chair. So I have one of those chairs. Oh my god. And now they're mailing it to a studio? My P.O. Box.

Your P.O. Box. That's the safe way to do anything. Heavens to bet. Guess what? That wasn't through a P.O. Box. That dude's coming to the house. It's the same shit with a lot of us. Always use a P.O. Box. You gotta make sure these bucket people don't know your

addresses, man. It is. We were just talking about with some of the people here about like starting in OnlyFans if you're a young girl or having a sugar daddy or whatever. It's like,

I would definitely do it if I was a chick, but there is that, like you have to be very business savvy and like logistically savvy to be like, here's how I get my bank account.

Yeah. Like how do you get your money without giving out your information? How do you, you do you get your money without giving out your information? How do you, you know, get the money and go on these dates without having them cross the line?

And we need to go, all that shit is very, we'll sit down and talk to Jackie so she's not getting fucking scammed. Oh, by the way, I caught her in the hallway and sent change of subject,

but that shit she did in O'Hare in the toilet, same thing happened to me in Philly and that was not a good experience. Puking in the toilet? Fucking the floor of the bathroom. Yeah. Bad.

It's the worst place to throw up is a fucking airport it is philly but when you got a philly like oh hair is shitty like well but you know what you really can't say any airport is bad worse than the other because you're getting in chicago there are people from philly shitting in there like people from fucking india shitting there's people from chicago everywhere everywhere it's just a a worldwide shithole and you put your face in there a communal shithole where is the craziest place

you've fucked for work? parking garage oh for work work? so regulars work parking garage I guess you could say oh I had a scene at a laundromat oh yeah was she stuck in it? I guess you could say... Oh, I had a scene at a laundromat.

Oh, yeah. Was she stuck in it? I had one with a fucking table. It was huge. Like, no one's getting stuck in this. Help me, stepbrother. It was fucking awful. Stepbrother, no. No, the laundromat one.

Basically, businesses and bars and stuff, they'll rent it out to studios. Really? They'll have a set rate. I mean, sometimes it's got a comma in it, and it's just like, like they'll have a set rate i mean it's sometimes i got a comma in it and it's just like use your place for a fucking eight hours and oh by the way you want another investment we should get a house in florida and we'll just shoot porn out of it hang on a second i like that i like that i mean i've always been like we should just make the

plunge and be in porn you know what i I mean? Like be in business, right? For example, like I go to the same Airbnb or some, usually it's an Airbnb, so you don't got somebody living in the back room. But even like the director from Filthy Kings, Jacob, great fucking guy. He's the one that actually let me wear these shoes on the bang bus. He's the voice of the bang bus for the last 10 years.

He's the guy behind the fucking camera. But his dad is an old school, I can't remember his name. His dad was one of the blue pill men. A video was like 20 years ago. What are the blue pill men? They were older guys. Like 60s, 70s.

It's a whole series based on older guys fucking younger girls. And his dad did over a thousand scenes. He's got an AVN at the house too. So we're going to Jacob's dad's house. I'm seeing the AVN. His dad's coming out. But we use that house like three, four times a week and like that's like

thousands a week off the top. And you think about the mortgage even fucking Miami's insane for living expenses right now. But even so

like you look at a house for three grand you're making money and not even living there. We'll talk after. Yeah. I don't know but it's not

in Tornado Alley either. If I have fucking Rock Hill and Noonan and a porn house I am sitting pretty this is the moment right here on always sunny when it cuts the music and says the gang does porn close man you got all the people here too you can add it in you guys you got two talents right here that's where we're gonna draw the lines at everyone's got a side hustle yeah

well actually like Lindy she's on set which is a PA a lot of times she's the one that hands us the lube and like the paper towels

and stuff Zach to be perfect for that Zach's catching strange you're just in my eye line sorry man if it was Pabst he'd be getting it too.

Imagine if Zach was our cum boy. Clean up the cum. Yeah, clean up the cum. Stray loads. Stray loads. You gotta wipe everything down. So you guys fuck other people

or just each other? Yeah. Outside of work? We both do mainstream. We both do content and then we cam. I just started cam with her just the other day.

Yeah. He's the only person i fuck in my personal life yeah that's what i mean because like uh we've been we're talking about the pineapples the other day in the the swing out life but but so you guys are exclusive unless there's a red light going we're yeah yeah we gotta we have a job i've done that in the past and everything and it just i i think i'm i'm at least when it comes to personal life i'm a monog i'm a monogamy kind of girl. That's funny.

But for work. I think it's just so, it's hard for the civilians to process that idea. It's fucking hard for me. It's only been nine months. Yeah. I drug my feet

because we did content in September after I did like five, six scenes. So I flew out to, well, I wrote an email first. You emailed me June 30th. Oh.

After your first scene. Is that your anniversary date? No. June 30thth that's the first email may 2nd is our anniversary um the first day that all right so that um my nephew was born that day too so it's really easy to remember yeah um so no i wrote an email again from being managing bars and clubs like i used to be in corporate so i wrote her like a very fucking nerdy like proper email she responded within a day, flew me out to Vegas. We did our 45-minute oil massage scene.

That's still my top-selling scene. That's where we met. And I was dragging my feet. Well, she doesn't really know this the whole time. But the whole time, we were talking back and forth. She came out to Florida once, and then we kind of got closer. And I didn't know how I would respond to my partner fucking other guys, even though it's a job.

So I had to like kind of weigh my situation and the second trip to florida she had a scene with me and another guy actually abella's first boyfriend that gave her her last name no danger yeah great guy yeah yeah i didn't know her boyfriend was still like getting porn he he's back and forth like yeah he's gonna see i i don't think i ever knew like it he gave her her last name I think I just knew it was a whole story her boyfriend did he say that to us I forget

I think I read something about it but it was she was talking about how she got her last name because her boyfriend was already in porn and they were like doing scenes together

but then she anyway so our scene was me and Brick and Alex wasn't it wait it was the other guy

oh sorry wrong guy wrong threesome I remember Brick and Alex. Was it? Wait. It was the other guy. Oh. Sorry. Wrong guy. Wrong threesome. I remember. Oh. No, no, no. That was Apollo.

Apollo. Yeah. Yeah. You're good. Wrong threesome. You weren't looking at him. You weren't looking at him. I was looking at both of you.

That's weird. I feel like that. What do you think would be harder? Just getting over the fact that she's fucking other people or you had to have a threesome with another dude? In the room.

I was this close to canceling the scene because I liked him so much and I could tell he was nervous about it and I was like the scene is not as important to me as you

so if you're not comfortable I will cancel right now. And he was like no let's try it. Let's fuck. And like I'm in the makeup chair like

this guy is special. This scene is not fucking worth it. And's see. I'm in the makeup chair like, this guy is special. This scene is not fucking worth it. And the makeup artist is like, it's going to be fine. Yeah. And we got through the scene and I was like, so how are you? Honestly, even like dicks out, I was like, how is this going to go? Apollo's in my agency too. And a nice guy.

And I'd never work with Apollo if I got to punch this guy in the face in the middle of the show get this done so he has a girlfriend my next day

I have a schedule no Jesus Christ it was just me and her so I was like I'll get my pound of flips payback's a bitch bro emphasis on the pound

yeah my pound of flips payback's a bitch bro emphasis on the pounds yeah that ain't fair cause you know I don't like young guys anyways as you can see so no it's a learning curve actually

so like it got it was hard at first cause I mean normal life like that's like them's fighting words

yeah so like no it's good. We both have a job to do. And, like, it'd be different, I think, if one of us was in and the other one wasn't. Yeah. It's like we both, we talk every day. Even though she lives in Vegas, I'm in Florida. We get to see each other a good amount.

Yeah. Just got back from Vegas. We got to see some shows out there. We're going to be going to Hawaii pretty soon, too. Hell, yeah. That's not a work trip. That's just a. Yeah, my brother lives in Hawaii.

He's in the Coast Guard. So, him and his wife are out there. So. What to be going to Hawaii pretty soon. That's not a work trip. My brother lives in Hawaii. He's in the Coast Guard. Him and his wife are out there. What are you guys doing here? You. Hey. I'm sorry. There's cameras. There's cameras and lights.

I think things are half water. There's water. I thought we were fucked up there's the ring light no so we kind of just came out here to see you guys

we got the saw the shoe thing come across I was actually so funny dude I'm in the middle of doing content with somebody

when you sent the fucking twitter and I'm like taking a water took a water break and I'm sitting there and I'm like what the fuck is

holy shit what happened what happened what happened I'm like alright I're taking a water, took a water break. And I'm sitting there and I'm like, what the fuck is it? Holy shit. Like, what happened? What happened? What happened? I'm like, all right, I got to finish the scene. So like, I always think it's so funny when you guys leave your shoes on. I don't know why. Just cracks me up.

There's some guys, a lot of the guys that watch, some of them get turned off by men's feet. So we cover the men's feet. Cause like my ex, my ex was super into feet. And so I got his perspective on it. And he's like, if I see women's feet, awesome. Men's feet because like my ex was super into feet and so I got his perspective on it and he's like if I see women's feet awesome boner

men's feet like the worst thing I could possibly see in a scene so she's on man the bus too I just keep as much I was gonna say

on a bus outdoors like whatever how long's the bus been in service okay so Jacob loved answering this question actually Jacob's

the Filthy Kings guy with the black gloves she's done a scene with the Filthy Kings guy with the black gloves. She's done a scene with him too with the massage and the black gloves. At our show in Chicago, this kid made...

Did you get the gape? He made... Oh, what? One of my jokes was that we were going to make him and call him Goppe. It's an Italian brand

called Goppe Gloves. Goppe. So he made these for... He tried getting the real one. From Mikey. That would have been fucking... These are not... What is it?

Like in Step Brothers? Like, it's okay. Mine's not movie quality. Oh, shit. That's good. What were you asking? How long the bus has been running. Oh, shit.

Okay. So they actually had the original bus. And that got... From the brothers that actually started Bang Brothers. It was two guys. And then they ended up blowing it up like there was like this thing like they got rid of it in a grand fashion so the one that i'm in now it's beat to shit but it's the second bus and there's it's signed everywhere like everybody who's been in it signed the fucking roof and yeah and it's uh that's a piece you know that

belongs in a museum yeah it's one of those like if you guys actually went into it you'd be like ew but oh yeah I'm sure yeah yeah yeah I was that way inside the green monster so I imagine inside the main room oh you were with

the Wrigley right was that yeah I know I haven't seen this since I redid it because I haven't been around it last time I was there was like six years ago

same concept when you go into like the troughs you're like this is historic but holy fucking shit keep it all away from me well I mean

early on I think all that stuff was like is this real like is this are they really just picking people up like a lot of the reality stuff was like i don't think this is real but i don't know and yeah yeah okay so like my very first scene if you guys watched it it's fucking my first bang bus we've banged us we picked up a homeless woman so i fuck a home but she's not homeless he's an actual fucking star yeah but it's like how did they like sorry her up oh my no they had her we're like jeans that are ripped and I'm like is she gonna be okay with this fucking killed it she did such a good job acting cuz

she was new but then like she's outside I'm in the bus listening to Jacob and her talk and it's like oh yeah he's like how was it hard to find a place to live yeah I haven't showered. I'm like, don't say that. Don't say that. Because literally the first thing you do is I'm out. Yeah, I stink like shit. If you watch those, just fast forward to the good stuff. But yeah, she's the one that's giving her the fucking thumb. That was her.

A little five o'clock wise action. All on the outside. All on the outside. Unreal, man. No, but fucking in a bus is not easy. Yeah on the outside. All on the outside. Unreal, man. Fucking in a bus is not easy. I imagine. I fuck on a bed. That's it. I'm done. You lucky son of a bitch.

I can't even do it on a couch anymore. Let alone the ground? Nope. I need a bed. That's it. Most of my early days were spent fucking in a coupe. Not a coupe. Like a tiny... There was a backseat. Backseat of the car. It's the hunchover thing that gets me. It backseat. Backseat of the car, yeah. It's the hunchover thing that gets me. It's everything, yeah.

The top is the problem. A convertible I can fuck in. It's the top that's the problem. That's the fun part. No, so like, the thing about it too, there's rails on the ground too, so you always got to kind of watch.

It's just such an awkward fucking position. Yeah, no. In 35, like in football, I broke my L5 vertebrae like in 2012, like in powerlifting. I was bodybuilding

and just beat the shit out of myself so I'd like when we take breaks I'm just like stretching let's get back at it yeah

it's fucking it's I don't get fucking sore we did the hookup hot shot and I was in Vegas it was three scenes in a row and those were way more rougher scenes

and like different positions and like the third damn day I'm just like I need a fucking break dude third day I'm like I have sex once that's it for the month i will i will like literally i'll be like it's a bit of a joke but like i'll my butt is what hurts the most which is not what you want to get fucked it's not what you want to

say like do like when you thrust like you get the fucking clench and my i wake up like god damn my ass is sore i had sex last night. It's hip thrust. All the girls are asking me about my leg day and my butt routine. I swear to fucking God, I haven't done leg day in nine years.

It's the thrusting, man. They don't know. They don't get it. You get a 100-pound girl on your fucking hips and you're thrusting. It helps. That's funny.

No, like, oh, you were talking to Adam I think last week, too, where it's like, please fuck us, please fuck us. And half the time you're in the middle of fucking watching poker

or something, it's like, no. Not now. Not now, yeah,'re in the middle of fucking watching poker or something it's like no not now not now yeah yeah 25 a completely different story right right

can't wait yeah I was like 38 now right I'm like yeah he's up there not much time left right they're killing it

though speaking of like the few people they've been signing big business big money yeah man Sky

and then Violet too yeah they're killing it yeah well it's very interesting to get the male side of it we've had plenty of female porn stars on but hearing the male side of it is funny and it's just like yeah it's very interesting to get the the male side of it we've had plenty of female

porn stars on but here in the male side of it is funny but it's just like yeah it's a regular job i just gotta get my dick pretty much yeah any specific questions i was gonna ask is do you have a secret for anyone but it seems like you just don't in terms of what like fucking like we've had we had us on where it was like like the one that sticks out in my brain is that guys would stab themselves in the dick with forks oh did not come yeah yeah so on honestly like I think it's a plastic forks to be fair plastic I think it was like one dude okay yeah yeah just happy with anything yeah I will say like coming from the guys perspective like I'll get a hundred and something scenes I'd say after like the 30th 40th scene within like a couple months you you kind of get used to controlling it you you know when to hold

it almost like when you're jerking off it's like if you fuck every day or five times a week becomes like you're gonna get used to it yeah you're like practice dude right yeah just pull the fuck out and stop or calm down i don't think people realize that in porn that you would just stop. You'd be like, hang on, cut, whatever. If it's more of a Gonzo style scene, if it's very scripted, you might want to do a hard cut. But a lot of times it's like, all right, pull out, highlight her.

A regular guy is just trying to impress a girl. There's no stop. So don't be too hard on yourself. Or go to GetRoman.com. Promo code KFC, 20%. All right, man. We really appreciate it. Thanks for all the kisses.

Thank you very much. It's phenomenal, man. It's really good shit. Thanks a lot, guys. Congratulations on being public. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Oh!

How cute. So you guys want to see me fuck or what? All right. No, not her. I meant the Oculus. Oh, wait, the Oculus. Sorry, I was confused. It would be amazing.

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