KFC Radio - Watchlist: Joining Cults and Top TV Gifs

Episode Date: August 15, 2018

Watchlist Wednesday where we break down everything happening in TV and movies with no spoilers this time.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. It's a Watch List Wednesday. We're talking TV. We got five topics. Let's get right into it. We begin with The Sinner. Now a couple episodes into Season 2. If you're not down with The Sinner, watch Season 1. It's probably the most fucked up show on television. You're gonna see some shit that you ain't never seen before.

Yeah, even K-Marco is like... K-Marco is binging season one now, and he was like, oh, this show is the real deal, huh? They do not mess around. USA is fucking serious, man. I know. Someone else tweeted me that. Well, it's on USA, so I'm not going to watch it. You're a fucking asshole if you decide what TV shows you watch in 2018 based on what channel it's on.

It could be on Hulu. It could be on made-up channels, IFC, True TV, whatever. Good TV is good TV. Sooth was arguably very good. It continues to be. Shooter. You know I love my Shooter. Throw it back to Silk Stockings and La Femme Nikita.

That was like softcore porn for a young man. They have one other one, too. They have one other good show. Monk. Oh, no. I was going to say Psych. Psych.

A classic. A classic. Don't slander USA. So The Sinner, season two is cooking. This time we're talking... I disagree. Disagree right off the bat.

I don't think it's cooking yet. I think episode two was a very boring episode. Yeah, but episode one brought the noise. Episode one. I mean, I'm hooked

and I want to see what goes on with this cult. So we got Carrie Coon who is the leader of some commune cult weird religious thing going on.

My question to you is would you join a cult? I was going to say fuck no, but I did. I mean, you're very, I was going to say we're already in it.

We're in a cult right now. Yeah. It's what pays the bills. It is. Although we could argue that we're like the leaders of the cult. Yeah, for sure. I we could argue that we're the leaders of the cult. Yeah, for sure.

I don't know if we're the followers of the cult. Yeah, we're the headhunter. I think I could be in a cult if there wasn't much initiation. If they made me do stuff, I'd be like, I'm out. If they made you do anything? Pretty much. Like, ah, you gotta come to this meeting. Nah, I'm all set on that.

But if you want me to just live with somebody and wear the same clothes and hang out, yeah, sure. I wouldn't do a nature cult like this. No, I need to be fully indoors. I need an indoor cult. Which is very important to the plot of the nature cult because that's why that kid knew the fucking roots. Apparently, man. They're teaching him all sorts of shit. And they got that big rock at the end of episode two. There's no way he can do, like, multiplication or anything like that,

but he knows what roots and weeds kill people. Good for that kid. Valuable knowledge. But my man Harry Ambrose is on the case. Harry Ambrose, Bill Pullman, President Whitmore. I think he's one of the most maladjusted, fucked-up television characters of all time. I think when you think about how he used to get his fingers bashed by fat prostitutes. What?

That's one of the most fucked up things I've ever heard. Just suffocated in their asshole? I mean, that makes Russ Cole look like a... Russ Cole is whole like nihilistic, like, oh, I read philosophy and everyone's going to die. Like, take a fucking walk. Harry Ambrose is some blacked out alcoholic who likes getting fucking literally beat up by fat prostitutes, okay? I like Harry Ambrose. Me too.

We're speaking the same language. Sounds like a pretty good life he's got going for himself. Slugging whiskey and getting fucked. Good for you, man. All right, moving on. We got a question. The thing I like about the sinners so much is the reveal

and like every episode kind of has that slow build and then almost every episode ends with a big like oh shit one of those things that make you pissed that you're not

binging it yeah cause it's like I want to see the next episode right now I thought they fell short this week yeah

I mean my guess is that they like murder people on that rock or something I feel like it was like blood on it or something I don't know what's gonna happen I think it's the rock part I think I don't think that was very good. My guess is that they like murder people on that rock or something. I feel like it was like blood on it or something. I don't know what's going to happen to that rock. I think it's the rock part.

I don't think anything's... I don't think the reveal's going to come from that. I think like someone's going to catch her there. I don't think it's going to be about the rock. Yeah, whatever it was. I think eventually it will. They will get to that. Something big is brewing with that.

They just... There was no payoff at the end of the episode. And I don't... I actually checked out the Reddit. I don't think anyone's watching the show. No. I mean, USA is tough't think anyone's watching the show. No. I mean, USA is tough to overcome. Watch this fucking show.

Yeah. Because almost all the Reddit. Oh, and Mr. Robot's another one. People weren't watching that. Season one of that was unbelievable. All the Reddit topics are about season one on the center Reddit. Catch up. We move on to a classic game show moment here.

This dude on the $100,000 pyramid. The question is, or the topic that you have to try to get them to say, which is how a pyramid works. People whose last name is Obama. Barack. Done. I win. My man freezes, pauses, and says Bin Laden. I think it's worse that he

thought about it. If I just said, people's last name is Obama, and you just said Bin Laden, you'd be like, oh shit, that was racist, whatever. He was like, and gave it some thought, and still dropped that racist ass answer on us. I don't think it's racist. It's not not racist. I don't think it's, because, I mean, they're

just two words that are very similar. Like Obama, it's a tough break. Obama and Osama, they just sound a lot alike. That's not racist. They're just very comparable words. Dude, when you look back on it, shout out to Obama. Against all odds. A fucking black president whose name rhymes with Osama and he still won?

Upset City. Hussein? Middle name Hussein. I mean, he had no business winning, man. Shout out to you, Barack. You did good. I don't even, I mean, calling him Barack is ridiculous. He should just drop it and be Obama. Like Madonna,

Cher, one of those one word name people. You're just Obama, dude. I think, if that's your reaction, if you say it, you gotta just start laughing right away. Yeah, well, he went on like a Twitter rant about how he voted for Obama and how he's not racist. Oh, he wouldn't get out with it? Yes.

I have five friends. I'd vote Obama for a third term if I could. Yes. It's like, oh, you're making it worse, bro. Keeping with swagged out black guys, Idris Elba is announced as the new James Bond. Not announced. Very heavily rumored to be. It's heavily rumored, but he also, like, he had some cryptic tweets where he said,

it's heavily rumored, and then he said, my name is Elba, Idris Elba. And then he said, don't believe the hype. And hype was capitalized. And then there are theories that hype. Is the name of the new Bond or the character or something? Yeah, like the villain he'll be fighting. Okay, don't believe him'll be fighting. Okay, don't read it again. Got it.

Okay. Either way, I feel like this is, the internet is willing this into existence. I feel like this has been talked about forever. How Andrew Selva would be a great James Bond, how he'd be the first black James Bond. I just feel like they're listening to the public on this one, which is a smart move.

It's like four years ago, I think, I wrote a blog about the people who were mad that he was even being considered because he's black right and James Bond's not Black like it was fucking just a dude. Yeah, I'm an awesome dude the guy yeah But the so that was like four years ago, and it's finally happening. I guess but I'm I'm so I've been so pro this for so long I'm almost saying diet. Yeah, it was like like oh, they went with the easiest choice, it's Idris Elba? Yeah. I mean, you're going to get

the wire crowd into it. Like, you bring the wire crowd to anything, and you've got to fucking hit on your hands. That guy can do, he could be the worst

James Bond ever, and the wire man's like Trent. Well, he will not be the worst James Bond. He won't be, but he could be, and guys like Trent would be like,

oh, that's the best, that's Stringer Bell. Stringer Bell can do no wrong. Dude, I actually haven't seen the wire, which I know is ridiculous. I'm sorry,

I'll get around to it. No, I won't. I won't, which I know is ridiculous. I'm sorry. I'll get around to it. No, I won't. I won't. Season two stinks so bad. The Docs, I can't get through that. The Luther. He's so fucking good. Awesome.

He just looks so cool. He's got that jacket. I have Googled Luther jacket like a million times. I'm going to pull a trigger this winter. I'm getting the Luther jacket. This is happening. Yo, talk about another guy who's speaking my language when he's just, like, drunk and angry and shit. Yeah.

I get you, bud. Showtime. The Affair is back. Season, I don't know, whatever it is. They're cooking, man. They're on a nice little run. When you get to, like, a fifth season, that's a big show. Pacey, Joshua Jackson.

What's his name in The Affair? I don't even know. I forgot. He tweeted, he put up an Instagram coming at James Van Der Beek, Dawson. So they were on Dawson's Creed together. Dawson has one of the most famous TV memes ever, his crying meme where his face is all like. So Joshua Jackson had his own crying face. He put up a side-by-side and said, I'm coming for your crown. So he's trying to take down

the number one TV crying meme. So I pose this to you. What's the Mount Rushmore of TV memes? What's your favorite TV meme on the internet right now? I guess I'd go, I mean, anything Spongebob.

I've never even seen Spongebob. Spongebob? It makes me laugh. I don't know why. It's just so perfect. When you look back on it, I've never even seen Spongebob. Spongebob, I mean. Makes me laugh. I don't know why, it's just so perfect. When you look back on it, I don't even understand most of the references

by just taking Spongebob. When you look back on it, Spongebob will not be a cartoon show. It won't be a show. It'll be an internet thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, there are plenty of people

who have probably never seen Spongebob who just know memes. I don't know what, who Mr. Crab is. Yeah, I've never, I mean, I've seen an episode of Spongebob, but I didn't grow up on it.

Yeah, I probably, Same thing with Arthur. Arthur is nipping at the heels for the crown as well. I've seen an episode of Spongebob, but I didn't grow up on it. Same thing with Arthur. Arthur is nipping at the heels for the crown as well. Still fucked, though. That's unbelievable. That is the best. That might be my number one. Still fucked, though.

Aardvark just skipping along. That is incredible. For all the Wire fans out there, that dude who's like, that's a big one. But Dawson crying is a very versatile picture. You can throw that out there a lot. Pacey. I'll tell you what I think Pacey is. You've got a long way to go.

He's shooting a little above his pay grade right now. You've got a crying face. Good for you. Don't come at Van Der Beek. Don't come at Jordan. You are far below in the pantheon of crying face pictures. I love Charlie Conway. I love Pacey.

All time. But this ain't you. This ain't you. I love Charlie Conway. I love Pacey. All time. But this ain't you. This ain't you. Slow your roll, bro. And last up, and last up, what's the name of the show? Insecure.

Last up, new season of Insecure is out, and they are breaking down barriers of all sorts with that show. Namely, season two had one of the first ever TV cum shots. So it's something that has very rarely been on TV before. Sex and the City had a type of cum shot early in the 2000s. There was cum in Californication. You could

see cum on someone. You really studied up on it. Yeah, I was doing some research today. Kevin's been just Goog yeah i was doing some research today it's interesting stuff so girls has been trying to do it forever hbo kept telling them no it's against the rules something changed the world is progressing they told insecure green light come shot let's do it so isa ray just takes a wad in the face i mean we watched it together happy birthday babe i mean she's she's down on her knees, and it's just like, wow!

Just spray web on the face. Pow! Throw a squid on you. It was one of those gum shots that, you know, the ones that just make you feel self-conscious. Yeah, yeah. I ain't got it like that. Sometimes I'm like, am I like dehydrated or something? This is like thick.

What's going on here? It was one of those. It was like, bam! And she gets all upset about it. But it was, I mean, they did not. They did not. It was not like movie magic. It wasn't like angles or cutaway. It was like, they mixed up some coconut water and some yogurt and just blasted her.

That show, by the way. Do you watch it? I don't watch it because I think I'm too white to watch Insecure. I genuinely feel like I would be racist if I watched it. Like I'm culturally appropriating because I'm too white to watch Insecure. I genuinely feel like I would be racist if I watched it. Like I'm culturally appropriating because I'm too white. Really? I think that people, I feel like in this day and age, it's like more racist to watch than to not. It's crazy.

I don't know if I agree with that. You couldn't see a scenario where if I like loved, if I was blogging every week about Insecure, you couldn't see someone saying I'm appropriating? I don't think you'd get that. I think people would say you're doing it on purpose. That's what I mean. But there's something there

where it's like, fuck what people say, fuck them. I feel you. But the fact that that could even be spun that way is, you know what I mean. I think it's,

I don't watch it and I think it's just because, I guess it's kind of a similar thing where I don't think I'd get it. Yeah. I think I'm, again, too white and I don't think I, and I think it's just because, I guess it's kind of a similar thing, where I don't think I'd get it. Yeah. I think I'm, again, too white, and I don't think I'm even allowed to watch it. I just think it doesn't really appeal to me.

Racist. That's racist. That's a racist comment. That's made me see it from the other side, where I'm like, there are so many just white shows. It must be... Almost all of them. Yeah, almost all of them are just white.

I imagine black people feel the same way when they walk in just as an all-white show. I can't really relate to this. I don't get it. And they have to because they're all white. Yeah. I mean, I watch Atlanta, and sometimes I'm like, I don't know what's going on. I kind of feel the same way about Atlanta. I'm going to watch them, but I just feel like I'm out of the loop.

Yo, let me tell you something. I'm going to watch Insecure because the sex scenes in that. They fuck. Whoa, buddy. This chick, forget about arching your back. She, like, tell you something. I'm going to watch Insecure because the sex scenes in that, whoa, buddy. This chick, forget about arching your back. She like breaks her back. It's like snapped in half. That dude is throwing down.

So Insecure, I'm going to culture the break those sex scenes, man. You know what I mean? That's it for Watchlist Wednesday. We'll catch you guys next week.