KFC Radio - We Await Jeff Nadu's Flight to Confirm His No Fly List Rumors - Full Episode

Episode Date: July 15, 2025

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Hey, KFC radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC radio on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon music. It's like Rico, Dave yelling at each other, no do, no fly list. It's one of those things where I'm like, how, how does this happen? And that's just one of like a million at this company. It's another edition of KFC Radio on the Barstool Sports Network. Fidel Berg is on his way back from London. So Jackie's over to his seat.

Una's in the Jackie seat. Una with her newfound bathroom fame. Fuck. I didn't do that. I didn't do that. Clip was good. She didn't know that. I had no idea. When I heard, like, I wasn't on the episode.

So when I heard about it, I was like, is that? I also, I didn't know if she wanted that to be a clip that's out there. So I was like, do we clip that and put it out there? Because if she's cool with that, we should. Because that, for sure, is going to rip. To me, when you said that, I was like, no one's going to want to watch that.

Yeah, that's how I know she's kind of crazy too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good sign. If you can't see that that's gonna be a thing, you're a little bit tapped up top. Did you like, have you talked about this with your friends? Yeah, and actually they were all coming to my defense in the comments, like all my college roommates

were commenting, they were like, stop saying she's lying guys, this is true, it's affected us a bunch of times. I knew that there was gonna be some people saying it's fake and then I also knew there's gonna be some people and I saw at least a few being like this is this happens to me too not as many as I expected yeah because it's fucking weird yeah I guess it was a gradual thing where you just slowly lost the senses for people don't know by the way yeah when Una goes to the bathroom she doesn't know what it's gonna be so I found it just goes in there blind thinking oh I gotta pee

and sometimes it's more I came up with a better way to explain it. When I feel like I have to pee it could be either. When I feel like I have to go number two it's number two. Okay. Oh okay. So it's just like a pressure thing. Yeah. Like if you'd feel a little bit. People are so confused like what does it feel like? I'm like I don't know it feels like I have to pee and then I don't always. Well it's kind of like it's like when color blind people will describe like being color blind. Oh my god, I cannot say that sentence.

Color blind? Color blind, like they're like, it's not a lack of, like they can't really describe it. Yeah, do you see like. It hasn't always been this way. Yeah, people think it's like black and white. No, I just can't mix up a couple colors. I just have been mixed up my bathroom.

Exactly. It hasn't always been this way. I think it's a great, I was like, as long as she, this was a good example of like for internet content if you're trying to make it and trying to do it, as long as she was cool with putting it out there, I was like this is the type of thing that some people will relate to, some people have never heard of. That's like the main thing these days is trying to like say something on the internet that the world has not heard yet is borderline impossible. Yeah. I have never heard of

anybody who has this problem. So then you're going to run into people saying it's fake. You're going to have a couple of people co-sign it. You're going to have people be like, what does this mean? You know, that's like the blueprint. Everyone thinks it's fake, which is just like, if I was going to make up a lie, it wouldn't be that. Now you're going to be, yeah, for about yeah, but now you're gonna run down like there's been so many times where I've Where you say something the internet? Disagrees with you says you're lying calls a fake whatever it is and then you dig your heels in and you got like prove it To be true. I'm not proving it

I'm worried producers are gonna follow me into the bathroom on the beach house. That's probably gonna happen. You're like, what do you think you're gonna do? They're not gonna follow you into the bathroom, but they'll be like right outside waiting, and they'll be like, so, did you guess right? Or you'll be like mic'd up and then they'll. Yeah, they'll know.

They'll know, like, so they'll know. They'll know. So they'll make something. Someone's gonna forget about the mics at some point in general. My version of this that I have shared once, but like I don't even like like talking about it But like during workout classes like or when I do abs like my orgasm. Yeah, I feel like that's a pain

I feel like that's a not not a normal thing. I can't even orgasm from sexual activity let alone workout activity I do a workout class like I and I don't like it because it hurts. What workout class can you send me the link? All of them three times workout class. Like legitimately workout class like legitimately. Girl you should be shredded dog. I know I know you think like I would be but it hurts it almost like limits my ability to do abs what? Like so it's like abs is it like on a bike like what type of like pilates? It's anything that has like the lower pelvic floor so like so it's like if it's like legs it's like lifting your legs up yeah and it's something about when it gets really tired so it's like legs. Like lifting your legs up? Yeah. Jackie, demonstrate.

No, no. So it's something about when it gets really tired. So it's like if I do the reformer, but it's more if I, it has to be towards the end of the workout class because they have to be tired. So it's like when you're burning out, like your last couple reps. So when you're burning out.

So I don't know what it is. I wonder if it has to do with the straight leg thing we were talking about. Yeah, I know. It's something like that. So I don't know what it is. I wonder if that's something to do with like remember the straight leg thing we were talking about? Yeah, I know. It's something like that. It's so crazy how difficult it is. I remember when I was seven having it.

Like I had my first orgasm when I was seven, which is crazy. Sorry. Sorry. See now that's a lie that you can tell. That's not a lie, but that's the story I'd be admitting to before I admitted to that one. Oh yeah. I had an orgasm when I was seven.

That's a great little icebreaker for you, Jack. A little two truths and a lie. I guess within it sounds like something seriously wrong. Yeah, no. When did you have like... First time I came was seven. Because I remember like I was on the monkey bars and then like I was like, what was that feeling?

And then I was like, hey guys, do you get like... Oh my God, I remember saying like, do you get like a tickling feeling? Like when you do like, when you were on the monkey bars and everyone's like, no. I was like, oh.'s like no like oh that's what I was gonna say yeah like like like like whatever happens in the in the like let's say you're doing your sit-ups or whatever that's equivalent to like a great sex orgasm well I would say it's more concentrated, like, you know, like, full sex orgasm, like, I can feel it, like, everywhere, like, on my whole body, like, whatever.

I believe you. Crazy. But you know what, like, an orgasm is like. She doesn't. Yeah, when I'm by myself. You said you've never had. I have, though. I literally haven't.

But by yourself, yeah? Yeah. Yeah. But it's like, that, it's like, you can feel it, like, whole body. This is more just, like, more, a little bit more concentrated, so it's's not as good cuz it's not as like you fork or whatever. I guess but You're also probably not like that people around you like you're probably like you just kind of like hide it Well, you let her it I know how to hide because I'm doing Like I know and I and I don't like to talk about cuz I don't like it when if somebody does

Catch you in the gym like Jackie's coming. Oh, yeah exactly But like it's not every single time. And like, there was a period where I was able to control it off, but like now I can't, I don't really know. Oh, shit. Wait. We gotta get new mics or new cords. I know, I know.

It's fucking insane. Can you hear me? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I mean, that's one of those things that like people would joke and be like, look at you, but it's like, no, this shit sucks. Yeah, like I feel like it limits our ability.

There was this guy probably ten years ago he was like blog gold mine once a year every year he would go viral as this guy who comes like 40 times a day yeah some weird British guy and it's like same sort of thing like every activity every everything would make him come and everyone was always like oh I'd love to be that guy. And if it's true, even, he was like, no, it ruined my life. Like, this is a fucking disaster, you know?

But, I don't know, kind of nice to know if you're ever in like a dry spell, but I'm gonna go hit up the fucking Pilates and. I think like it definitely gets. Have you ever been at home and just been like, you bang out some sit ups and, I guess if you're gonna do that by yourself, there's easier ways to do it than working out.

Yeah, yeah, but like, I mean, sometimes also if I don't wanna go work out, I'll be like, well, at least I get to work out. You know what I mean? It is a little bit of a incentive, you know? Yeah, yeah, that's awesome. Like it gets my ass to the gym sometimes, but I don't, okay, so I also like have a theory that like it's, it makes it like bulkier lower.

Like I, I wish it didn't happen because I think it's given me kind of like a weird body, if that makes sense. So now you think the exercise induced orgasms are affecting your workout that affects your body look, your body shape. Well, I just think like, you're like Drake with the abs. You have nothing else. Like, I think it's just Yeah, well, I just think like, yeah, you're sitting there, you're like Drake with the abs. You have nothing else, but your abs are just ripped. Like, I think it's just like, no, I think like the lower,

it's like almost like too, the muscle here is like, I don't know exactly what's going on. Like those like arrow pelvis type things? No, it's just like, I don't know. I think it's like all, I don't know. So like when you come to the office and you're like, I need to do Pilates this morning. And I'm like, okay, you've come like four times.

Yeah, I've already got three. It's been a great day for Jack. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. Sometimes I can't sleep. Have you seen, I actually been meaning to make a video of this. My algorithm is obviously all fucking weird. Yeah, that's why I don't want to talk about it. I, where, have you seen like the actual, like sexual workout classes?

No, I actually meant to bring this up. It's actually good timing. Let me see if I found I can find the video Like it's this girl Uh, and there's more than one but she basically hosts like an exercise class Where they just like straight up Will put like a vibrator in and then like do a workout. It's just his camera roll and he's like first person work out. It's just his camera roll and he's like first person to go to one. I can't find it but I mean the like some of those like chiropractor guys are basically that. Yeah the chiropractors have gotten to a point where like some of them just actually are sex workers. It's like they tell the girls to wear like as little clothes as possible. Those ones are like they know what

they're doing and they're doing it for like attention but then there are ones that are like just putting their fingers like in your ass and cracking like your tailbone. And I'm just like, what is this? All right. I can't find it. But I mean, these girls are like in regular workout gear. But you can just see that there's like something in there. And they all of the workouts are like grinding, gyrating, like sometimes on top of each other, basically like scissoring.

It's all girls. Yeah. But it's I mean it's insane. It's not like a it's not like you're even like just working out like alone. It's like you're interactively exercising while... Is there even like a work is it even though it will work out? I mean it's in like a studio. Yeah. Yeah it's like in like you know glass like mirrors and wooden floors like in the you know glass like mirrors and wooden floors like in the studio room a whole bunch of girls they just you can see like a little thing like bulging out of them like it's just an obvious like sex toy of some sort and yeah you're basically like riding it reverse or

forward it seems like that's a loophole for something that they tried to find but it is all women so it's not like you know what I mean it's not like, you know what I mean, it's not like some, you know, like there's a guy running the class who's like getting off on it, you know? It's like some sort of sexual liberation mixed with exercise thing. And I was like, I don't know, I think y'all bitches are crazy.

That's a bit much. But I don't know, Jackie's out here doing her sit-ups, just busting off. Yeah, I don't even need that fucking class. I fucking host that shit by myself. I'm natural. No no PDs over here exactly is it like um what's it called that when you sit on it and then the like when you sit on the dick no like remember like that Shane Gilles get where you oh yeah

yes the Sibian yeah is that what they're sitting on or no? It's it's like the only they just have it in like, okay You know what I mean? It's like either. Yeah, just like Tucked in there or it's something that like kind of sits on the outside and they're wearing like workout gear So it's just like tight and holding it in. Do you really guy in? New York who I don't know if he still does it but he like would It would it would like be a massage and then it was like happy ending for girls, but it was like the guy that everyone goes to

and like I had a friend who went there. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No way. Yo, that's kinky and crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was her and like, well, it's actually, yeah. It was her and another friend and they both went, yeah, it was her and another friend. And they both went in. How was it?

What was the review? She said it was like very professional, but definitely weird vibes. Like he was definitely like he- But wait, so for people who don't know, this guy kind of went viral, like he probably like a Yelp review or some fucking, you know, like his little blurb for his massage parlor was

like, I'm happy endings for girls. And it's supposed to be according to him and like reviews, like the most erotic experience, like women who have never come or like don't know what they're doing or whatever. Okay, send me his number. Yeah, like they're supposed to be, you know, the most like amazing experience. I do and so continue. they liked it um yeah but I think at the end like she looked and he was fully erect and that kind of freaked her out like left a kind of bad taste in her mouth but apparently like he did it very well she was she

was like she also like is crazy like she should what no like penetration yeah with his fingers be erect I feel like um erect, I feel like? Um... It's almost like, listen, come on. The man can only do so much. Yeah, exactly, exactly. I have a... I firmly believe that there should be no male gynecologists. Oh, I so agree. Yeah. Like, that's... that's common or... I've never had one.

I've had a male... I know it exists, but is it like one out of a billion? You've had one before? I had a male gynecologist. He actually got... Fuh... er..., or he got like, Caught? Yeah, sued for like, fingering girls or whatever, but nothing happened to me, thank God. But he did, I left there crying because-

You're crazy, Jackie. I'm positive, yeah, I'm positive. Are you straight and just- Well, I think, I don't know. But he, I guess I haven't thought much about it, but I left crying because he like, I was asking him about an IUD and he was like, oh, so you don't want kids?

And I was like, no, no, I want kids. He was like, but you're choosing to have an IUD, so you're obviously choosing not to have kids. And I was like- Like right now? Yeah, I was like, I was like right now. He's like, no, it's gonna, it's gonna screw you up. Like it will affect your fertility.

So it's fine, but as long as you're choosing to not have kids. And I already feel guilty because like, I kinda had to choose to maybe risk breastfeeding with the breast reduction, so that already felt selfish. And then- I'm not even a woman anymore! Yeah, exactly.

So then I just felt so, he made me feel so guilty about it. And I love crying. That's like super problematic in so many ways. Yeah, exactly. So then- Definitely getting fired. Fuck that guy. At least I didn't get fingered, I guess. To be honest, I was during a gynecologist appointment, they could finger me and I would,

I wouldn't know the difference. Yeah. Same. Same. And like all the shit they do down there. Yeah. I just look at the ceiling and I'm like, whatever you're doing, it's one of my business. I mean, I think you would know if he was like making a celebration of it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah, probably. You know, like I would imagine they go in there with certain devices and certain things, but it's just kind of like in, if there's a lot of in and out and up and down.

I've never gone to the same one twice and it's a kind of different every time. So I don't know. Maybe some of them are doing something. Yeah, like maybe they're still never sneaking in like a little. By the way, this is, I found the video. Oh my God. So like. Oh my God.

Somehow I didn't imagine that at all. We obviously can't show that, but like. No, yeah. Pretty much. And like, so they, it's pretty much just. So that's pretty extreme in this one. But it is just a bunch of women of all shapes and sizes. It's not like it's a bunch of porn stars.

It's like they seem regular, and they're just a pillow in between these two girls while they scissor. And they're like an instructor being like, move this way, move that way. Fucking crazy. That is really crazy. So you don't know how to go to the bathroom and you haven't come, you got fingered by your gynecologist. Yeah.

You can't have kids, you can't breastfeed. This is like retarded Call Her Daddy. Exactly, exactly. It's like, we don't know. I should just like, this should just be your guys episode. I'm leaving, I can't be a part of this conversation anymore. I went to, like, USC where they had the scandal of the gynecologist who famously, you know, whatever it didn't go to him

But that was another male gynecologist. I got I mean it just shouldn't exist. Yeah It's because like even the most like Professional of dudes like even if you keep it professional, you just know there's like certain thoughts going on Yeah, even just like it's like why did you get into that or worse? Yeah, like what what? Just like judging or comparing or like, yeah, that one looks good. I did have one that was like training, which honestly was weirder because then he was just standing in the corner like watching. Oh, God. Yeah, I didn't even really think about it until now that that was like kind of way weirder than him actually doing anything. It is weird though, that like there's no like they are fingering you, but

you're not there's no kind of like sexual element to it. Oh, I don't know. I think he might've fingered you because I was kind of getting what I said. I wouldn't know. Okay, somebody here doesn't know what getting fingered is like. I don't know if it's you or you.

For sure, getting like putting their fingers in, but it's not in a sexual way. Like it's not prolonged either. Like it's like, or it's like, they'll do like putting their fingers in, but it's not in a sexual way. But like it's not prolonged either. Like it's like, or it's like, they'll do like that one motion. They'll do like that big giant Q-tip. Yeah, yeah, yeah. After they use the, the metal thing.

The metal thing. There's like this metal thing that they put in you that seriously, it just makes you feel like you're like on a stick. Like it makes you feel like a popsicle. And I, every single time just think like, if an earthquake were to happen right now, I'd be so fucked,

cause it just would like stir up your inside. Oh my God, I can't. Wait, wait, maybe I don't know what this is. What are you talking about? It's basically like a... Like the metal thing that opens up? Yeah. Yeah. But it feels like a clamp and it like...

Yeah. I just always picture myself as like a human popsicle at that point. Well that sucks. Cause it's like a stick? No like yeah, I just always picture myself as like a human popsicle That's awesome. It's like a stick. No, no, no, sorry I think there's a different thing where they take like this giant Q-tip and they like I know that one Is that the pap smear? Yeah, I guess that's a pap smear. They don't really do a lot of fingers for me Usually like do you act like they just use their dicks? Okay, maybe I have. It is true, it's like, of all the gynecologists that we've gone to,

it's gotta be one that accident. I don't know, I don't know. That's a dark thought. I almost feel like girls should cross-reference their gynecologists. You go to mine and I go to yours to make sure everyone's above board. It's like the SNL skit with like the aliens that they come down and it's like, all right, so we're experiencing different things. Do you know what I'm talking about?

So this guy got caught for fingering, but he didn't want to finger you? Yeah, I know. I've already gone through the whole like, why? It's pretty insulting. I might hate that. Pretty insulting. Yeah. That actually is.

I like, at least I guess you know I left he gave me with a little bit of trauma you know now I know I feel so he wants me having kids so at least I lost something yeah but it was not fingering so that you know that's you were like I would have just gone to a workout class dude if I wanted to calm I would have worked out study going to the gynecologist are you ever like curious to ask like how are we looking down there? Is it normal? Yeah, but I also, they see probably more weird ones than normal ones.

I do think that's, I hear that with waxing, estheticians and stuff where it's like no matter how self-conscious you are, there are really unfortunate people walking through the doors of all different looks and smells and cleanliness and all sorts, you know what I mean? If you're somewhat put together, you're good. One girl who was like a waxer and she was on TikTok and she was saying, she was like, half of you have poop smeared into your vagina.

Yeah, like some of you guys, if you come from a workout class, that's offensive. Like that's rude and that's unthoughtful. You come from workout classes. No, but, no, no, no, no. Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, that was good. Thank you.

But for the record, I always shower before wax. Like I never actually. I can't get wax. I did it once and I fainted halfway through. Yeah. And she was like, well, now you're gonna look fucking and say it if you don't let me finish. Yeah.

Okay. I'm like in and out of consciousness. I mean, if it's something you do for yourself or your hygiene or whatever, like rock on, do whatever you want as a guy though, like I've never really been able to differentiate between like, like, oh, I like that it's wax. Like, yeah, I know it's just easier for me to like not have to worry about it. That I understand. But if you're like doing,

if you hate it and you're like doing it for a guy I don't know I mean it's for myself but I think I think if you're a guy who like really cares about the difference between like shaving or keeping you know trimming it versus that like that's fucking weird yeah I think it's like I do because I just well this is just all good I just like. This is the whole two of us. Yeah, no, I think that's this episode. I just like, I really- We've only been last 20 minutes, yeah. I just have a hard time, really hard time like shaving my butt hole. Like I can't, like it's just, I've nicked it.

Shout out to Maya, Maya Papaya. Gotta shave my ass for this. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I like, like I've nicked it before where I just like, and it freaked me out and like it just kind of hurt, it like left a scar and then I was just like, I'm just gonna- Ah, exactly.

Yeah, my razor, yeah. Well, I think it's fine now. I don't know, but like at one point- I can't really see it. I was just like ah well I think it's fine now I was like I couldn't shape it for a while I never have to worry you never really have to worry about your bottle that much so you can't see it's like you don't well I feel like guys can I know I mean again if you are just rocking out by yourself fine but I just know that that I, I've definitely, notice it. Yeah, like you can tell when someone just doesn't know

cause it's just going on back there and I don't know what's going on back there. And it's like, I wish it didn't look like that. How visible, what issues have you noticed with the butt hole before? Like, is it just hairy? Girls with scars on them? Oh my God.

Stop. No. I think you were fine now. Yeah, no scars hair is like, you know It's not great. Yeah It's hard holes way easier than changing the front part My razor got caught the other day. Has that ever happened to you? Oh, what do you mean caught like caught? Like intertwined in the hairs. No, no, like not the hair. It's like my skin. Yeah. Oh like caught like caught like intertwined in the hairs no no like not the hair like my skin yeah oh like caught like stuck like I got it out I hope like it's still

down there like a second no I'm just saying like you like gave you know when you like shave your like a knee and your skin is like that and it kind of gets like caught and then there's like a chunk of skin yes that happened to me it does feel super complicated there's a lot of crevices increases and things to get in there but getting wax is like the worst pain I know I seriously think I'm better than I know but like I'd rather get ten tattoos than ever get wax it's actually the worst pain in the world what would you ever do laser or something was permanent I tried laser

for a little bit but it's just like, it's like eight sessions, so much money. I don't have the patience for it. But I should. All right, how about the other direction? Have you ever just said, fuck it, going all out, going 70s? I can't, like for my own.

I don't believe that people do that. I know people do that, but when people say it, I'm like, I also think there's a very big difference between like letting it go and just not being bald. You know what I mean? Like if you truly just let it all the way go, it's yeah. Do you guys care if it's like, yeah, but like grain of rice, like like a little longer. Well, I don't know. You know, I think I cannot speak. Guys are down there like, yeah, my rice was a little younger generation because I don't know what goes through their minds.

I think that they're all fucking kind of crazy and weird. I don't know what they expect. I think guys my age really wouldn't care about like, a little bit or whatever. Yeah. I think guys our age like care kind of, but maybe those are just the vocal ones. I don't know.

Do you do that where you specifically don't shave so that you won't? No, because it's not really a problem for me. I don't really like get play a lot I mean you're saying you won't shave so you could be like i'm not not fucking you like if there if there's like a guy that i'm like You can't you should not i have not run into this problem in a long time. I don't know I'm never really like that tempted by someone Like i'm never really like oh like I don't want to but I want like I don't know. I'm never really like that tempted by someone like I'm never really like oh like I don't want to but I want

Like I don't know. Yeah, I don't think I feel like that wouldn't stop anybody if I want to I just want to they might be like I wish it wasn't looking like that, but I'm nobody would stop me No, it's not me. I'll be like oh, I have to go home. Yeah, I see what you mean. Yeah Yeah, yeah, because it's like then it's embarrassing if I Knew what you get you guys you're probably too young for this. Do you remember? Fml fuck my life when it was like little one-liners like something happened to me fuck my life. Yeah. Yeah When that like first came out my my roommate I was living the time mate made it onto the website because he

He took a girl home brought her back to our apartment, and she was like, I was not expecting this, like, so I am not prepared. So she, this was like a one night stand. She hopped in the shower and shaved, and then they were all fucked up and they hook up, and the next morning he shaved his face and didn't realize. Which is really bad. Wait, why is he shaving his face

with a one night stand's razor? Yeah. It was his razor. So like she came back to our place was like I'll be right back I have to go to the shower. Shaved up. I don't know if she told him in the moment but like the next morning he's sober doesn't remember he gets ready for work and he shaves and then he was like oh wait a minute. So he shaved with the same razor that but it's also like you also fucked her last night so you probably had like your mouth on it and everything. Yeah. I mean so it's like it's not that big of a deal, but it was a funny,

I shaved this morning with the same razor that my one night stand used last night in the shower. Fuck my life. I was like, he was like, I made it. I think my friends have done something, my friends have done something like that too, if I'm not mistaken. That story sounds-

I've done that at my own house with my own razor. I would never touch, I would just be too worried that he would see an op-ed, cause I'd actually like feel bad about it. I would just be too scared of getting caught like that. I think she was like, I'm going to the shower. Like I'm going to clean up. I also feel like whenever I'm at a boy's place

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Yeah. Somebody did? What? Did somebody recently? No, no. Well, no, it's solicited though. Basically It's a little bit. Yeah, that's what I mean. You asking for you want it. That's a different story I don't think I have I

think I Have a brief memory when I was in like sixth grade of like one of the older guys snapping me but that happened me too with someone was four years older when I was like, an age that probably shouldn't have happened. No, mine would have been like a seventh grader and I was a sixth grader, but like, but I don't actually remember it. So I was like coming at seven and firing off nudes at 12.

No, but first of all, I didn't say anything. I've gotten an illegal one for sure. An illegal one. When I was like underage from people from my high School that happened to me, but was it like they're 18 and you're like 16 or you're no it was like It was like freshmen senior. I don't know who this person is like it wasn't even like great. Yeah, that's not great I mean you're in the same Like when you're when you're like at that age to like dicks are top four scariest things ever.

Yeah yeah. It's always gonna be jarring. It's still scary but like they're so scary looking still. What if you got one Jack that had a dumbbell strapped to it? Is this a story or is this just a crazy hypothetical? Connor McGregor sent his dick to Azalea Banks, of all people. Who she again? She's like a rapper, R&B singer, but really has just become like internet, internet like lightning rod. She's just, I mean if you're trying to just do something discreet on the internet, she's the last person you would send it to.

So he just sent unsolicited, full mirror, full body, big crooked dick with a fucking like five pound dumbbell strapped to it, like holding it up. And he just sent it to her on Twitter DMs and said, don't rat because rats get, all rats get caught. And she immediately posted it and was like, aren't you trying to be the president of Ireland? You fucking like, you're sending me your potato farming dick, like unsolicited. Are you out of your fucking farming tick It was actually a very funny tweet, but I mean that the pictures are are I got them here. They are

Kin Kin I think no joke it's some of the most like egregious reprehensible behavior of all time let alone This morning telling people about it. These two right here. How big is a dumbbell or how heavy is a dumbbell? Like probably like four or five pounds. Wait, where is it? Oh. It's the second one you can kind of see it like hanging here.

Am I dumb? No it's hard, it's a little bit hard to see if you don't. Oh so it's, but it's like a dick dumbbell. That thing around that and then that. No that whole thing right there is weight. Oh I see I see I see but it's also like for some reason I was picturing like the I mean that is impressive by the way he's not he did not is a not caught and it's not great but is impressive or like an all it's kind of like only if you're going to tell you what

it's kind of like only a three like i was i was all you thought you like that joe rogan like that about that's a little bit of a different level and i was like all what you believe a lot is we are here today and that's not that important jackie comes with that every day exactly if there's a dig out there that can hold a joe rogan kettlebell that's the most impressive that's the most yeah that's why i was like i didn't know the is that i think it's pretty impressive. Have you seen those videos that are like, with people with coat

hangers and they're like, how many coat hangers can like, yeah, yeah, yeah, it feels like it's like how many pounds can I get? Yeah, yeah. It snaps off. I mean, he by the way, is a despicable human. Yeah, like, has been found liable of sexual assault in a civil case, beats up old people. Yeah. Like has been found liable of sexual assault in a civil case, beats up old people. Yeah. Like he is a absolutely despicable, reprehensible person that just still kind of gets a free pass. Like everyone's just like, ah, Conor McGregor. It's funny to me, like I've seen a lot of things where like, oh my goat. I'm like, now he's not your

goat because of this thing. Like he's done worse than this for sure. Way worse. But this is pretty bad. It's pretty insane. I if he hadn't sexually assaulted somebody found guilty of that civilly This would be like the worst thing he's done like that that is It's actually more stupid than it is like bad, and it's bad. How do you so fucking stupid been talking before no No, you can see it's a request. It says like, accept. So the first thing he like ever sent her, there was no like, hey, I'm a fan, like, hey champ, oh, you're hot, or they had hooked up or something.

First message, do you accept this DM? You gotta listen to it, ease into it if you're not gonna be consensual about it. That's, you gotta ease it into your non-consensual sexual behavior. You know what you should do, you should be hosting workout classes with men that have dumbbells started there, whatever.

They have the male version of that. That's so untrue. Yeah, he seems like just like a straight up shitty human. Yeah, he hopefully eventually gets what's coming to him. But I could also see him having like a tragic end because he's just fucked up on, it seems like he's on drugs and power, fame fame like all that like nobody checks him he's like the the king of ireland

oh this happened last yeah this happened a lot i feel like they're like we now have a lot of people i guess there was always people like this in society but who are just like they keep getting passes like the whole kanye west thing we keep giving him like there's seriously nothing what happened with him the new kanye thing no keep giving him like there's seriously nothing like him the new Kanye thing no what his ex-assistant is accusing him of like sexual assault stalking like worse I mean the Hitler stuff is bad yeah but like at least it's not trafficking like some shit though it's like taking it to the next level the greatest thing you can have in life if you're a celebrity or in the spotlight is the pass

There are just certain people who get it and there are certain people who get like absolutely scrutinized and picked apart Yeah, I think it's because it's like If you just present as kind of crazy like Kanye McGregor like people are just like oh, yeah, that's how you behave So if you're actually like a good person or regular person or just like I behave like my regular day to day is pretty normal and then you do something that's like a little, like it's worse to be like

I'm normal and I did something like kind of bad. Yeah. Then I'm crazy and I did something really bad. Well, it's literally Love Island has just proved it because Sierra was one and she's like seriously trying to become like She poses to be this perfect like, you know, sweet innocent whatever Huda technically has like been very toxic dude and she gets a pass whatever she does. Huda is the worst and

Because she like this is a good example because she set her bar at like Fucking scary like vile borderline like I thought she was gonna hit somebody people were like I'm feeling unsafe in the house Yeah, and then came down to like I didn't even yell at him. Yeah, it then oh she's showing growth and all that shit fuck that that girl was And then, oh, she's showing growth and all that shit. Fuck that. That girl was horrendous in every form, from like the crash out, screaming, yelling, and berating, to gaslighting, to lying, to even,

even when she did it calm, but was like manipulating and fucking with Chris, like every which way you can be shitty in a relationship, she did it, and there was still like the hoodahive, the hood rats. Yeah. Yeah. Hood. That's what they call them.

So, well, I think like the internet came up with that in like a derogatory sense. Yeah. And then Sierra said like hashtag hood rats. And she was like, I thought that was like the name of her group or whatever. Um, that, that final scene with Chris was last night. Like I, I hated how much she was getting the like redemption arc yeah and she like dug her own grave again but people didn't really like acknowledge that I was like this she's being shitty

you talk about is how Chris wouldn't carry her I know I know that was the funniest thing I've ever seen my entire life that was a funny cover in the middle for all the people who said who were talking shit about the love island producers yeah watch your fucking mouth and bite your tongue because that that Cover in the middle for all the people who said who were talking shit about the love Island producers Yeah, watch your fucking mouth and bite your tongue because that that that scene was Cinematic genius from the the carrying her over the water him doing the barefoot walk When they're in the middle of about to like there's about to be like a double homicide, right? Yeah, the live music comes out for like

We're good we're good And then the breakup and then the I'm not carrying you. And then he left and then he came back with water shoes. And I for sure, for sure thought he was going to be like, we're done, but I'll carry you. Yeah, same. I'm not fucking carrying you. Did you see there was one of those bars that do like the live watches? The bar went wild for that. Oh, I didn't see that. That guy for sure has, he has normal dating issues, I think.

I think he wanted her to really like him. Yeah. And I think he thought that there was gonna be a light bulb moment for her where she was like, no, I do really like you. And I think his ego was hurt. But that's normal guy shit like Normal relationship problems what she was doing when she gave him the count of three

Yeah, yo if some girl ever said to me like you I'm dead-ass serious. You better turn around three two and then she was like two Hello, but we have two one and a half one and a quarter like if a guy just totally shuts you down on a that that to me I would rather legitimately rather you slap me in the face then then be like I'm gonna count to three Yeah And then you better turn around like you're actually Treating me like your four-year-old child that you haven't seen in like six weeks by the way who just finished her first year of school

And you were not there cuz you were busy, you know, whatever. That was crazy to me. The fact that she came in third place. Yeah. If I'm Iris and Pepe, I'd be like, fuck you guys. Yeah, well, I will say though, like, she's gonna be a star. Like she's endlessly entertaining. Like seriously. Yeah, I guess so.

I don't get where like her whole following comes from though. I can't imagine really support her I understand watching her for like the shit show. Yeah You know what it is. It's other fucking toxic girls It's other girls who are like this is how I treat my guy and like I'm gonna defend it. It was it was bad I truly don't know what's worse is like the the way she was screaming at Jeremiah or the way she was treating Chris Those are like Doing that thing like don't make me defend a man

and I just kept defending the man dude. I mean, there's no, there's, I cannot believe how much grace she got and how much support she got when it was like, even the baby thing, like the baby challenge where she was giving him shit. Yeah. And they were like, no, no, no,

it's cause she's a single mom. It's like, no, it's cause she's fucking crazy. Yeah. And then it was like, I want a man to love me and touch me. And he's like, will you give me a kiss? And she's like, no. Yeah. Which is it? I mean, she was all over the place. Yeah, And then it was like, I want a man to love me and touch me. And he's like, will you give me a kiss? And she's like, no. Yeah. Which is it? I mean, she was all over the place, not making sense. Gaslighting, manipulating all those buzz phrase, catchwords that people throw around.

Like she did all of it. Well, the only grace I'll give her is like, at least her toxicity is so apparent that it comes from like past, you know, insecurities. Like it's out of insecurity. It's not like she's gained the system she can do in this super manipulative way where like he seriously believes that he's the bad guy.

Like it's, I feel like some people learn how to seriously make the other question themselves. He just like, sits there and laughs. That's fucking crazy. Yeah, no, I mean, both of them. Jeremiah was quick to it too. As the kids say, he clocked it. Yeah, no. That's fucking crazy. And both of them. Jeremiah was quick to it too. As the kids say, he clocked it.

Yeah, he clocked it. He clocked it. The amount of times I've seen, the amount of people using the phrase clocked is fucking insane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Clocked it. Clocked it. But right away when she was like, do you know that America hates you?

And that's why, and he was like, I'm pretty sure it was the opposite. He knew right away. And Chris was never, the fact that those two knew each other for like, I don't know, a couple of weeks, maybe a week. Not even, right. And they were like, if you're sitting on like the most romantic date ever, both of you like, like arguing like, just bring up, just bring up.

I'm happy they did. It was like, don't even pretend to be together anymore. I give her credit for honestly ending it there. Me too, but I also feel like he was kind of being a pussy. Like he wanted to end, it seemed like he wanted to end it, but just made her do it. Oh, that was the ultimate, I'm not gonna say it, you gotta say it.

But then his ego was so hurt. Yeah, I think he really expected a world where, I think there's guys like him, I'm a professional athlete, he's tall, there's been at least a handful of women in his life who just fucked him because they thought he was like a real professional athlete type of thing. I don't think he's used to girls like not liking him, that sort of thing.

So I'm sure he was like, when is it going to like register to her? When's it going to clock to her? When's it not clocking to? I'm sitting on business. Yeah. Like she's gonna be like, I'm so sorry. I love you. I'll like fucking suck your dick in front of all these guys. You know what I mean? And she didn't, and I think that like hurt his ego, but that's way different than like being a controlling,

like treating you like a child. Like not making any sense, contradicting yourself, and then just being like, I didn't even yell. And the girl's like, I'm so proud of you. I was like, the fuck at it. The girls sort of held her more accountable. Totally. Even in the very beginning, the thing with Jeremiah,

they were like, oh, America must be seeing that he's treating you badly. It's like, no, we all are seeing that it's you. They gave her so much bail on that one that she took it and ran with it. And we also have to remember that Chris saw everything that went on beforehand. So he saw all the reaction and buzz around Hood. So he, and he saw like all the reaction,

like in buzz around Hooda. And so he, and he went in for Shelley. So he probably was like, Hooda is fucking crazy, but I'm going in for Shelley. Like whatever. And then when you're like left with no other options. But like, and then when at the end of the day, you are rejected by Hooda,

like who you just saw everyone was like, true. That's your scraps. And then you're like, oh my God, am I hideous? Oh, you must be the worst person ever. Yeah, yeah. But I mean, the amount're like, oh my God, am I hideous? Oh, you must be the worst person ever. Yeah, yeah. But I mean, the amount of, like, I feel like there's been so much discourse around Love Island about how, like, this is a failure of a season and people who don't like it,

which I just think is the craziest thing ever. Yeah. Like, it's, last season was a really big, like, cult classic and put it on the map and now this one. It's just like mega star status. Super viewership. Billions of minutes. These guys are all superstars. Everybody watched. And like the talk that it ruined Love Island is like,

get the fuck out of here. Not to mention, it's all made up shit in people's heads. The diehard Love Island fans are like it should be all about love and a connection and it's like okay. Well, Clark and Taylor were a real connection. You guys just didn't like it. America decided they want these two. They want and same thing with Shelley and Ace. They had like some weird issues too but it was like they are real couples that are at least into each

other. You just don't like them America. And so you're voting against them. Like Clark was nice and fine. They just wanted it to be. I love Clark. What's her face? Maya. No, Tyler and Alandria, right?

Nick. Nick and Alandria. Right, but I'm saying. Oh, sorry, Taylor and Alandria. When Taylor ditched Alandria. Like if you went onto the show and it was like, here's the first crop of people and you're like, oh, I vibe with this girl. Yeah. And then and everyone likes that America likes that.

But then a new crop comes in and you're like, oh, wait a minute. Like this girl just makes me so much happier. Yeah, that's like totally that's the whole fucking show. Yeah. All the guys from last season ditched their girls for Casa Amor. Yeah. And nobody everyone loves last season. Yeah. and then the same thing with Nick and Olandria Yo, Nick need that whole thing needs to be studied. Yeah. Yeah, he just swapped those two girls out The girls didn't care he didn't care America didn't care Yeah

That guy was fucking another girl that he called like his closed off girlfriend for weeks in the same room in a bed next to all Andrea and then just swapped it and everyone was like, this is so amazing. Yeah. Well, not even once did they mention how they kissed and then they were both like, no, that wasn't it. It kind of goes back to what you're saying about like people getting the past. Like if you move in a way that people just like like you you can do whatever you want yeah Pepe too Pepe fucked everybody and and I'm not I don't sound like a hater but he like banged a bunch of chicks bailed on his

I won't stand for Pepe Slender I can't. His hair was looking horrible. If you think though like he I think he had sex with at least two of them maybe three of them bailed on what's supposed to be be his best friend who he came in with in TJ, and everybody loves him. Okay, yeah. Right? Again, I'm not hating, that's fine, but there's a world where if someone else did that,

like I fuck this girl, I fuck this girl, I fuck this girl, and I ditched the one guy I was supposed to be boys with, everyone would be like fuck that guy, and instead he's the hero. It just depends on how you look and how you act. I think if you're not vocal about on how you look and how you act. If you're not vocal about anything, you can do whatever you want.

If you're not vocal about other people's stuff, they're not gonna say anything about your stuff. So then you can do whatever you want. Sierra had to be at home, punching the wall, right? And it was so hard. And it was so Nicolandria. It's like, that was my best girlfriend and my, like in this world, actual boyfriend.

And everyone just threw you to the curb, stand this ship, this couple. Yeah. And nobody and everyone's like, that's like the real, it's just, it just goes to show. I, the whole time was watching that show, like nobody liked Ace and I understand why, but he kind of a lot of times was like spitting some facts. He was trying the hardest with the girls doing the cute dates and everything. Like everything that I was like, I think this is how it's supposed to be. America was

like the opposite. And I just, I was like, I think this is how it's supposed to be. America was like the opposite. And I just I was like, Oh, it just kind of goes to show that I think the general public is usually wrong and fucking stupid. Well, I was like, Oh, if I were to go on a reality show, I think like I'd be hated because it's just like you can't you can't do one thing wrong or I'll say like if you were to go on a reality show. Oh, yeah, exactly. But or it's or the total opposite. Yeah, if you like I could see a reality show. Oh yeah, exactly. Try two weeks. Yeah, exactly. But or the total opposite. Yeah.

I could see you being loved to the point that people just let you get away with the murder. But I don't think so because it's like, if I'm fed up with somebody and then another girl comes and they're like, hey, I'm gonna talk shit if I can't stand somebody. But then, maybe that's due to her behavior. Look at what Huda did.

I actually try and talk shit as little as possible. Look at what hoda did iris came in and she was like fuck that girl I don't like the way she moves I know she's not better than me and then iris first of all she's the queen of this show in my mind she's like the most normal person all class the fact that she was like friends with hoda after that and gave her advice and hugs and shit after she treated her like that she's so sweet but everybody liked Huda despite the fact that she was horrible to the guys and the girls in the house. It's just like, and I don't know if there's any rhyme

or reason, I think it really is sometimes, what does your voice sound like? What do you look like? How do you dress? How do you laugh? Like they might just like the way you do those things and you get a free pass or they hate the little things and you can't do anything.

Well, it's like you could tell that she was seriously just coming from a place of hurt. Like you could tell that she has a good heart at the end of the day, but like that doesn't excuse any, like it was seriously so. I don't know if she has a good heart. Yeah, I wouldn't necessarily give her that either. I don't know.

I mean, I think. I thought it was kind of weird when you have like a single mom going away for this. Everyone thinks they have good intentions. You know what I mean? No one's sitting there and they're like, I have horrible intentions. So it's like, everyone has good intentions.

Everybody has good intentions, yeah. Yeah, they're not like, I'm going in there to like, fuck with her. I don't think anyone thinks that. But if you were like, I think America being like, oh look, like she grew. It's like, okay, you might think that, first of all, I think that's stupid.

But for the people who were like in that house, like one week ago, you were screaming and yelling and stomping and lying. And I would be like, I think that's stupid. But for the people who were in that house, one week ago you were screaming and yelling and stomping and lying. And I would be like, I'm never gonna be, I won't pick a fight with you or whatever, but I'm never gonna, you're at arm's length for the rest of my life. I saw something like that.

That's why it's like, I get that I did not like Sierra. And Shelley and Alandria, I didn't like them for a period. They kinda came around. But when they were piling up on hoda like that was not okay but I was like there's so much that we're not seeing behind the scenes like They are probably so fed up with her at this point like that That is like a reaction that doesn't surprise me as much I think their reaction was that even as bad as people were saying like it was definitely like oh

Like that's making me uncomfortable. But like yeah The only problem I have that was like the girls girl thing you like it was definitely like, that's making me uncomfortable, but like, you should probably go through with it. The only problem I had with that was like, the girls girls thing. It was just hypocritical, but if you wanted to be like, fuck Hoda, cause she's crazy, I'd be like, yeah. But you can't be like, we're best friends, and we're girls girls, and then be like,

you were kissing this guy, and all that shit. Also, Alandria, talk about girls girls. That's what I mean, that's where it was bullshit. The Nicolandria thing is like, I, again, if I was Sierra, I would be like, what the fuck not only like did this happen to me but everyone loves it yeah like there this is the couple yeah I'll give her credit she posted she was like I hope they're both

happy but she knows what she's of course yeah yeah those two like poison I guess you can't really say anything negative on the internet I actually like I was giddy at first like I was like wait, they are so cute together. But then just after a while, I was like, I actually don't think that they have chemistry. No, it was the most fake force thing ever. I don't think that Alandria and Taylor had chemistry either. Like, I just don't think that they were just like together. Yeah, exactly. So that's why when Taylor found Clark and he was like,

like that did feel real. Yeah. Yeah. Shelley and Ace like, yeah, I mean, I think Shelley and Ace were just like a couple that came into the show. But that's a whole other. Like again, when people are like in general, I think if the masses, if all of the public agrees on something, I'm probably going to be like, I disagree with that. Because I just think it's that to me,

no one could ever explain that in a way where I'd be like, oh, no, you're right, they are like the cute couple. And there was so much information that we didn't have because they couldn't talk about Sierra and so like, to me, Nick looked kind of like sad and just shaken up because like he had just, he didn't know what to think, like he didn't have it,

he wasn't given any information so like. It could be like she's a fucking murderer and he's like, all right, I'm gonna find a new girl. Yeah, and he's like, okay, but like maybe, and I also don't really think that he likes Sierra that much well that dude If you really like somebody I heard at least I don't know if it's true or not that Iris tried to leave with TJ. I yeah, yeah, they wouldn't let her which is weird, but also like I barely Do we like TJ that's what I mean? Yeah, but but certainly if those kind of people are trying to leave with with their couple

The fact that Nick wasn't like I'll go home with you It's probably cuz like she wasn't voted off. He probably knew she did some shit So he was like, I don't want to be the guy that goes home with this Well, that's and the ultimate thing I think is All everybody's thinking about life after this and like yeah If you really did do something wrong and you and I co-sign that by leaving then like I'm in trouble, too Yeah, the fact that they like neither of them missed a beat like the next day they were together and it was this like love story it's like good. Yeah I want but like I was I thought they

were cute at first before I kind of like it clocked like wait the seat yeah clocked yeah like how weird the whole situation was but like I thought they were cute but then it's just like imagine if that was you it didn't. If you were Sierra? I'd be like oh my god yeah I'd be so mad at like, I'd be like, oh my god. Yeah, I'd be so mad at like America. I'd be like, I mean that is insane that nobody that ever they just let that slide. Yeah, and then I mean, Amaya was just a guarantee to win at that point. I like to me there's just such a difference between like America at home liking this girl

who's very goofy and bubbly and yes, she's her own personality and she's speaks funny and all that stuff. Get it to like be romantically involved in all that is such a big difference. Like, I don't know. Like just cause she seems so young. It just seems like you're like, I mean, the way she talks in some of the conversations they have, I talk to Shay that way When she was like I love to laugh when people say funny things I laugh Yeah, if that was if I was talking to an adult girl, I'd be like

You okay, you know what I mean? Like why can't you say any words correctly? Why don't you use phrases the right way? Why do those so it's like kind of weird? Yeah, it feels like an adult like I love Yeah, they're very sweet. I just, it could never be me. I honestly think they actually kind of like each other. Like, what? I actually think they kind of like each other. Yeah, for sure.

For sure. Except for, did you guys catch last night when she said she thought R&R stood for Rolls Royce? Why are you even thinking about Rolls Royce right now? If I was like dating in the courtship process with someone and they said like, R&R stands for Rolls Royce, I'd be like, oh my God. Like. Well, I was just like, areR stands for Rolls Royce I'd be like oh my god. Well I was just like are you really rich?

That's what I was like saying. I was like yeah. That was your bank account. It's all very like honest and little like probably relatable things but I just think that's very different than like watching at home and liking her is very different than me being like I want to have sex with this woman, I want to love this woman, I want to like you can't tell me that you're having like, and maybe he's just kind of surface level too,

but you're not having like deep. I think, I don't know, maybe I'm judging too much. Do you think that she's just like kind of playing into it and she's actually smarter than she seems? Some of those videos from prior, she did not talk like that. So I don't know if something changed or she got hit in the head or something. I don't know.

I feel like I love her. I seriously do think that she's like, I'm so happy that she won it. At the end, the last two episodes, she was screaming so much. She would just have little screams. When she won, she grabbed his hand and made him run around the villa.

Like, if that was me, I'd be like, I don't want to run around. I'm glad he's Abby. Could not be less of a person. It's like, Huda and one and two for be less of a person. It's like Huda and Do for me I could never deal with that and I know this is all I'm actually so happy that she deserved they both Yeah, many of them, but how? Unbelievable would it have been if Brian took the money The in I was I was kind of hoping that if any season were to do it would be this season Also, wouldn't it like I feel like I would have done it

Got all the fanfare and everything, and then been like, I'm not gonna give you the money, but I'm a showman and for the sake of this show, you know what I mean? Like in the moment to be like, fuck America's sweet, it would actually be like career and reputation suicide. Like whatever you expected to have, if you did that to Amaya,

America would like hunt you down. Like worse than like actual, like Conor McGregor. Brian would be treated worse than Conor McGregor today if he did that. And like, I, and that's why I know a lot of people are like, love Island's so stupid, why do you watch this show? It's blah, blah, blah. I get all that, but there are like,

especially if you do internet content or just in this modern era, the stuff that we just talked about were like, oh, Nick O'DeLandry got a pass, Pepe got a pass, Huda got a pass, Brian, like, it really is putting on display how interesting and intricate it can be to move in this internet era, you know what I mean? To make people like you or don't like you,

and you're one bad move away from being canceled or becoming the hero. And you can't really, there's no rhyme or reason to it. Like if I, if you went on to love Island being like, all right, I want to come out beloved. I would not think steal the guy who was closed off with the girl, but that's what worked for Alandria. Yeah. And like Amaya being the only, I love the fact that Amaya was the only one who didn't try to have her socials pumping during all this.

And she walked out with two and a half million TikTok and two point three million Instagram followers. Like the genuine, real, authentic person came out on top. But I don't know. To me, that's what I find most interesting about the show is the social experiment aspect of it. I don't think any of the couples are really that real. I think last season was like an anomaly.

Maybe if I love, maybe you don't. But to me, it's like the internet content side of it is very, very interesting. Could you imagine coming home and just for good or for better or worse, finding out all this that for the last like six weeks, you've been mega famous, things that you said that went viral, the fact that they didn't know the mommy thing was a big deal.

Yeah. Nicolandria, they were using the wrong nickname. They're saying Freako, Nico. Yeah. All these things that are just like. Yeah. I was trying to think of, is there any other examples of people who became famous and didn't know it? I guess prior to the internet, you could get famous and not really realize it. But like in this era, is there any way that you become famous for like a decent amount of time and then find out after the fact.

If you're a kid, maybe who like doesn't understand. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Right. There was some. The Rizzlers. That was bad to say, but I think the Rizzler knows kid maybe who doesn't understand. There was some. The Rizzlers. That was bad to say, but I think the Rizzler knows. There was some artist who, what happened, somebody won't know the story. Like I'm not going to say it well. But basically he created music and then one person found it in, I want to say like South Africa or some random and it completely

blew up and like they were his king and like he was like some like almost. They were his king? What'd you say? They just loved him. They like loved him. They played his music. He was so viral in South Africa or something like that. I think he was almost almost like a, you know, symbol of hope, something like that. He was huge. It's like something sugar. And anyways, he had no idea the whole time because they didn't really have, I don't know, I'm not doing a good job of whatever, but then he like found out right before he died. Then he was like, Oh no, I need to know who this is. Yeah. Um, I'll, I'll, I'll get more research and whatever. But okay, wait, few questions.

First of all, if any couple were to have somebody keep the money, who would it have been? Chris and Hoda, I think. Yeah, yeah. Chris and Hoda. Either of them would have kept it probably. And that's about it, I think. I could see, yeah.

It's never happened. I also wonder if more money makes it more, like logically you would say, if there's a million dollars, split it no matter what, because now you're walking away with 500,000, versus like, if you take 50, as we know, that's really 25, that's not really changing your life, so that's when you need to like,

if you really needed the money, you would probably take it. But I almost feel like if you made it more money, that people would be more inclined to take it, which seems backwards. Yeah. But if it was like. But then if you make it more money, then people are in it for the money and not.

Yeah, yeah. They almost need to. They really I think the way they produce that show, this was I also love the production aspect of it because they everything else is so drawn out. The fact that that finale was two hours is fucking insane. Everything is like we're about to reveal it and they cut to you and they cut to you and they take it and it takes. and then for the who has the money, they just were like, here are your envelopes, open them up.

And Maya was like, it's zero, Brian's 100. So I think they wanna downplay the money aspect. They should almost remove the money aspect. No one's ever gonna not split it. Especially now that you will, you're gonna go out on the outside and make at least $100,000, all of you. So like, don't worry about that anymore.

Just make it about the love, and then you don't have to worry about the scheming and the scamming. I mean, the production, like conspiracy theories and like the fan fiction that people came up with in their heads, like, no, I think we get, we hear that all the time. You put people like Barstool or these people in a room

and like weird shit's gonna happen. It's not the producers pulling strings. But also, okay, I will say a lot of times when I, I've watched a good amount of seasons of The Violent, every single time, I sometimes don't even watch the last three episodes because I lose so much interest. A part of me wonders if they... because also it's like everyone's just happy, the ends are tied up, you're already satisfied. It runs out of steam by the end. It runs out of steam by then that I'm almost wondering if they're like, we have so much traction on this,

we cannot have our last three episodes flop. And then Shelly and Ace, they were like, they're a legitimate couple, but Huda is like, we seriously never, she always delivers. Like we never know what's coming with her. So she's more valuable to keep. I do wonder if they purposely sent, like even though the votes were more to keep.

You can, I mean, you can for sure just be like, America said this and like. And she didn't, until the very end, Huda was grabbing onto Nick in the pool. I know. She was, she was, yeah, she ruined a lot of those moments. But like, but like she, she was entertaining until the very end. Like they made a good choice by keeping her if that was case. Yeah, I think that like you can probably do things like that,

but I don't think you can like make Nick and Alandria. Yeah. You know what I mean? I guess they could have said like these two got voted off and if they came up with the idea to keep them in that moment then fine But I just think that was always kind of part of the plan. I also wonder if They because Nick and Alandria they have seriously like zero access to the other world. They have no idea what's going on So if if a producer even insinuates like oh you should go for Alandria They know that they know everything that's going on in the world. So they're probably like, I'll listen to you.

And yeah, they're like, I'll listen to you. I guess this is what is wanted. And I think now I was thinking about the way like Austin called out Ace during that, like mailbox thing. I think some people are probably like, we need to make sure this season in general is watched and talked about. Yeah. And we all benefit from that. So let's fucking go.

Why do they call that standing on business? Why don't they call it like you got mail? Yeah, there was a lot of other. Because they just wanted to use a TikTok term. But they should have made the thing, like instead of a mailbox, you should have stood on something. Stood on like a pedestal or whatever. But yeah, either way, the people being like, what a, I saw somebody say, it needs to be studied,

the downfall in one season to blow up and then ruin it all, like, nothing was ruined. Everyone's gonna watch a billion more seasons. If anything, this like made it better. I mean, you had two people sent home, you had couples swapping, you had fights, you had toxicity, you had single mom, I mean, all, like, that is a reality,

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in New York City so bad that girls are stealing lunches? No. No. Okay, so as the story goes, I don't know if I believe it or not, maybe you can tell me if I'm right or wrong, girls are going to like Just Salad and Sweet Green and shit like that. They are stealing lunch orders of finance bros. Okay.

Looking them up on LinkedIn and being like, I took your salad by accident. Like, let me make it up to you, let's go out. And because they can't find you. Write that down. I was gonna say, brilliant. Brilliant. Write that down. Brilliant. I think that this probably happened like once.

I think somebody probably did like grab the wrong thing, and then was trying to be nice, and like sent them a message, and then they clicked a little bit, and some girl tells that story to her girlfriends and she's like oh I need to try to do that and then like a little urban legend goes viral but maybe not I don't know do you think that girls are actually doing this there's no way that like it's a common thing for me I hear that I'm like oh it's a good idea but for me I'm too like lazy to do something like that if there's someone super motivated to do that maybe but I wanted a finance bro there's no shortage of them and I could tell you lazy to do something like that. So if there's someone super motivated to do that, maybe, but I wanted a finance, bro. There's no shortage of them. And I can tell you where to

find them. Like, yeah, give you a million. Just go to a bar in Murray Hill, go to a bar in the financial district, go to a bar in the right neighborhoods and like just find the guy in the Patagonia vest. Yeah. And go over to him and be like, I'll have sex with you. Maybe it's just easier to DM to just message people without talking to them in person. Dave said like it does take away the in-person rejection, but like, I don't know, we're going to extreme lengths. I mean, when are girls really that worried about rejection in general? Like on the whole.

All the time. Yeah, pretty bad. In comparison to guys? Much worse than guys. Yes, because we don't have to like. Exactly. But we're the ones always like chasing you can just say no and we are the ones who get out there like or

like make the first move it's kind of a bigger deal I feel like so getting right because you that's what I mean because you never do it so guys are always doing it and like 75% of the time feeling rejection yeah but also it's like then that's so much more pressure to be like well we're not even supposed to be like girls shouldn't be rejected because we're supposed to be like, you know I don't taste I attract like But yeah, I know I know I know yes I get what you're saying

But that's all a product of the fact that guys have just been getting rejected for fucking ever Yeah It's not as much pressure for them because it's like if a guy hits on me when I'm out and I like say no It's probably like the tenth girl that that guy's tonight so it's this is my point no but guys have so it hurts every fucking time girls are so like they already have so many reasons to be riddled with insecurity that like I feel like it's like the one thing I my ego personally I'm just not like guys just are more resilient in that sense we're like they can take like I cannot I can't like you bitch sorry

I don't know but like I already like you walk a mile in our shoes walk a minute in our yeah But you you you know like walk a minute in our shoes Yeah, and you would kind of be like this will send me over the fucking edge if I get rejected I will kill like I won't like make a first move unless I've had 12 people tell me that like he definitely yes I feel then I'll like think about saying hi Yeah, I I think that you guys created this world and now it's time to pay the piper 12 people tell me that like, he definitely will have sex with you. Then I'll like think about saying hi. Yeah. I think that you guys created this world and now it's time to pay the piper. This is just all.

Did we create this world? I don't know if we created this world. I think so. I think, I think it was, I think we both built it together. Yeah. Brick by brick. I, I mean, I, I still, I don't really know when I say this world, cause it's like, this is one that I'm not even involved in, cause I don't even know if guys guys really get that much rejection anymore because you just like throw out a million lines on a dating app and like, 10 say no, but to say yes, you don't even give a fuck.

I mean, there are certain when you if you like back in the olden days, if you go out with the intent of like, I want to try to hook up tonight and you just strike out like a million times, it's insanely demoralizing. What's the worst rejection you've ever gotten? There was a girl I went on a date with that at a point where like, I usually had a pretty good feel for like if things were going well or not, you know? And at a point where it was like, when Barstool was big enough just it was easier than it was like when

I when I was a young guy it was like you know they call it getting lucky for a reason you just get lucky to find a girl who was like yeah I'll go home with you yeah and this was like I think I know when this is going well or not and and like at the end of the day we said we were saying goodbye and I went to try to kiss her and she like gave me the full like cheek and I was like, oh like Like cuz I just didn't I was like, I think this went well enough I wasn't like let's go home and like fuck right now

but yeah, we're gonna give a kiss and we're going in separate ways and I'll like try to you know, wake up with you again and it was like and I remember being like, oh my God. And, but that's like, that was in terms of like going up to a girl at a bar and like trying like, it has been, it was million just like, get the fuck out of here, you know? But okay. Also the other thing I'll say is you're, you guys get rejected

more so at the front end, but girls get rejected at the back end where it's like, we are dating for like two years and you're like, I want to get married. And it's like, get the fuck out of here. Or like three months, you have dating for like two years, and you're like, I wanna get married, and it's like, get the fuck out of here. Yeah, that's true. Or like three months, like all guys are just like, I don't want this anymore. Yeah, yeah, that is fair.

That's a fair point. All right, I feel like we've found a middle ground. I'm trying to think of any of my really bad rejections. Yeah, it's usually just like, you know, you kind of, I just could get the hint. You know what I mean? Yeah. I wouldn't let it get to a point of like really bad. I'd be like, all right, let's move on because they're not feeling it.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Well, also girls can like pick up when a guy's hitting on her so much more easily than when a guy's hitting on a girl. Yeah. Or when a girl's hitting on a guy. I mean, I feel like guys can't tell unless you have to put yourself out there so hard to where you get rejected there was there was like no gray area it's like yeah there's guys like

Feidelberg who don't even realize like what's going on a girl needs to be like I want to go have sex with you yeah he realizes that there's like any sort of attraction even then he is like oh yeah yeah yeah but I would just say that if you're stealing lunches finding finding people online, sending them messages, to ultimately then be like, do you want to meet at a bar? Like just go to the fucking bar. Or just like look them up on LinkedIn and send them a message and just be like, I want to fuck you.

Like that I think would work better than like I stole your lunch. It's pretty smart though. I'm trying to think of, have there been any like times where you accidentally ended up like kind of, pretty smart though. Have there been any like times where you accidentally ended up like kind of, it was a cute, like meet cute. Trying to think if I have. You're like one of those movie things that's like,

not actually real. The way I met my like best guy friend was, I literally was, it would have been like, not acute, whatever, but I was getting off the subway and I saw him and we'd gone to school together, but we never were friends, I kind of recognized him. And I walked off the subway and instantly stepped

in a pile of human feces. Oh my God. And slipped and he technically caught me and then I was like wait also like I recognize you and Like we went to USC together and like then we've been like best friends since but no no romance though. No romance but Stepped in human shit, yeah It would have been such a good thing. It was like you made Jackie stepped in human shit. Yeah Sometimes you step in shit and you find your you know, blah blah blah little fucking one-liner like that Yeah, exactly, but that would have been a crazy like had it been a romantic thing

I wouldn't have loved to tell that but yeah, yeah, I was at a bar on st. Patrick's Day once Super super crowded and I but I had a seat at the bar and then it like got piled in for St. Patrick's Day. And a girl like came up to the bar and was right next to me. And it was like so crowded. People were like pushing and somebody farted and it smelled horrendous. And I remember like just being like, not even thinking like I'm going to try to hit on this girl. It was more like this place is so crowded. I fucking hate this and so much chaos.

And I remember being like, oh, my God, your farts stink like so gross. And it was the best like opening line I've ever had. It was like, wow, it worked. No, it was not. I mean, it happened to work on that girl. I would not recommend using it again. But it was one of those like when you least expect it. And then I had to go to the bathroom so bad. But we were like trapped in this

like spot together, you know? And I was like as soon as I get up to go to the bathroom, it's gone. It's over. So I needed to like, you know, get her number and figure everything out. And I remember being like, I got to get this done now. Like I'm going to pee in my pants. And I think I ended up getting her number and I I had to go so bad. But it was the most crowded bar in the world. So when I got up to go, the line was so long, I just ran outside and peed outside. Just like straight up in the streets of New York City, just like, I'm gonna have to pee on these streets right now.

Yeah, it was pure love, pure romance. Pure love. That actually is kinda cute. I almost peed my pants in here. I almost peed my pants in here, yeah. I don't have any. You're fart stink and I almost peed my pants in here. I don't have any of those stories

because like nothing cute happens in college. Yeah, you're also from a different time. I feel like, that's not true though by the way. Cute things can happen in college. I mean, I wouldn't necessarily call it cute, but memorable. Where'd you guys go? Tulane, New Orleans. Oh, well, I mean, that's a different story.

No one's trying to be cute. It's like, let's just get blacked out. Yeah, exactly. Like, yeah. Well, that's cute in its own right. It's got its own. It's like, oh, we were in class together and then we shared. No, it's like I'm cracking my brain and every single time it It's like, oh, we were in class together,

and then we shared. No, it's like I'm cracking my brain, and every single time it would be like, my friend thinks you're hot, and I'd be like, OK, he's kind of cute. And then we would hook up. That's kind of college in general, though. Yeah, you're right. I remember I had communications classes,

and there was this one communications class. And there was communications. Of course, every girl is gorgeous, because whatever. And there was no guys in it. And there was this one communications class and like there was Communications of course every girl is like gorgeous because whatever and like there's no guys in it and there was one cute boy Is that a thing? Well, yeah, it's a degree is like a hot girl thing. Yeah, it's a hot girl thing It's a guys don't do unless we were you doing in there So funny so funny obviously I was in my class and and there was one cute boy and So I was just like it's literally a whole theater

of hot girls, no way. He ended up thinking I was cute, and we hooked up. And I was like, I'm the hottest bitch here. That was. Love Island winner right there, let's go. And then he goes to me and then we never talk again. So it was an intimate. Yeah, that's how all my college meeting stories

are clouded by the end of the story, which is is always like and then he fucked someone in front of me Yeah, that happens we fuck somebody in front of you you're saying that I mean not fucked in front of me But I probably four times had guys that I was talking to like hook up with a girl in front of me Probably probably at least four times and that wasn't like a meeting Yeah, that wasn't even just like a meeting that happened. time. Was it inside of a challenge or outside of a challenge? That feeling when you see him and some other girl hooking up in front of you and you just have to continue to party and fist bump as if nothing happened. I never would continue to party. I would just like leave. I would go home all the time. Again, that's like a thing where I would just never do that to somebody, but like there are people who would and don't care

and they just get the pass. Like everyone's just like, I don't know, he was partying man. But if it's like, if you establish it, you're not the type of guy to do that and then you do something even half as bad as that. Yeah. The guys I would get with would set the bar super low,

kind of like Huda, like they would be like, I'm such a piece of shit. And I'd be like, but you're different for me. Yeah, yeah. They never were. So easy yeah yeah girls are too easy fuck are you have you kept up with the Jeff Nadu storyline going on right now can somebody he's on a no-fly list maybe this is one of my favorite barstool storylines ever this is the type of shit this is the type of shit that like same thing is like when people are like the

producers are faking it like people would expect this to be fake on at Barstool and this is as real as it gets. Jeff Nadu if you don't know is one of these fringe Barstool characters has had like part-time jobs and like internships but never had a full-time gig has been offered a full-time gig and like turned it down. Him and Rico are mortal enemies. They are the Batman and the Joker and I don't know who's who. They are Peter Griffin and the chicken. They're constantly fighting. Is this a new video? Yes, okay. So they've been fighting because they're both in the gambling space. They're both fighting for the attention of Dan and Dave.

Rico is like the OG and been through, you know, four presidencies. Nadeau has been the guy trying to replace him. And so they always had this rivalry. And one of the things that Rico, cause he's a psychopath and has his army, his riders, they dig in, dig and find, you know, secrets about people and all that shit. One of the rumors that they started or found out have on good authority is that Jeff Nadeau is on a no fly list. That he did something where he cannot, he's not allowed to fly on American flights.

And then, which is like, okay, whatever. I don't know, that's silly. Then there's been a couple instances where it's like, Jeff, you're supposed to fly to Barstool, Chicago, and like his flight mysteriously gets canceled. And he said, I'm going on a vacation to like Greece and like never went all these examples of like, you should be on a plane and never went. And the one time he did show up to something people like had it on good authority that

he drove like a really long distance rather than just flying. So enough enough like examples where it's like, maybe this guy can't get on planes. Yeah. And by the way, to be on a no fly list, you have to be like a terrorist. Like it's not like I was gonna say it's hard to get on one of those. I would imagine. I don't think it's something, you know, it's like, I think, you know, it's getting banned from a stadium for like streaking. It's like, how do they enforce that? It's like the TSA can enforce that. So you're like a no-fly list. Your name pops up and you're flagged because you're violent or did drugs or did terrorism hijack the plane. Yeah, you're not getting on the plane. So that was always the rumor.

Then fast forward to yesterday, Nadu puts up this video saying wheels up in a plane. Yeah, you're not getting on the plane. So that was always the rumor. Then fast forward to yesterday, Nadeu puts up this video saying wheels up in a bit. Let's go win some money. Where was he saying he was going, Steve? Oh, play the clip. Is there volume on that? Yeah. All right. You dickheads. You got any more fucking questions? He can't fly. He can't fly. I'm in the fucking airport. Dickheads. Look, let me show you. Want to see some? let me show you. Wanna see something? Let's show security so you guys can fucking see that I'm not on any bullshit. See look I made it through. See that? The fucking TSA guy said he loved

my shirt. Fucking dickheads. All you fucking clowns. Wait till you get that fucking subpoena in the mail you fucking dickheads so are you people that push this fucking rumor I'm coming for you okay so now he's threatening legal action anybody's a little too defensive about it well so he's like I'm gonna blow you guys up so this video goes up everyone's like oh shit nobody's heard from since radio silence since this moment no pictures of him on the plane no pictures of getting this video goes up, everyone's like, oh shit. Nobody's heard from him since, radio silence since this moment, no pictures of him on the plane, no pictures of him getting off the plane, no tweets

since he said he was getting on the plane. So now it's fueling what we call up our stool, a hell's bells moment, which is a call back to when Dave was beefing with Chrissy Teigen. When Chrissy Teigen was really active on Twitter, they were fighting over something. Dave was tweeting about with Chrissy Teigen. When Chrissy Teigen was really active on Twitter, they were fighting over something. Dave was tweeting about either her or a topic

that she was engaged in, and she wrote being like, yeah, yeah, yeah, tough guy, like, whatever she said. It wasn't even that good of a burn, but you know how, if a celebrity who doesn't really play in the mud, like, says anything, everyone's gonna be like, oh, shit, Dave got dunked on by Chrissy Teigen. Now, so she sends that tweet and Dave doesn't reply for like hours and hours and hours.

And it was because, I think it's all started because it was an award show was happening. So he was tweeting about her or John Legend at the award show, that's why she dunked on him. Dave was filming his TV, something that happened at the award show that's why she dunked on him. Dave was filming his TV something that happened at the award show and he was trying to take the song Hell's Bells and put the music into the tweet. Okay. And because all of us and particularly Dave at that point were not tech savvy he did not know how to do that. So he

said he was on his phone trying to make a Hell's Bells video for like hours and hours and hours and that's why he didn't see her tweet and didn't reply and everybody on Twitter was like, where's Dave? Dave's in hiding, Dave's dead Chrissy Teigen killed Dave. The next day on the run down, me and Dan wore suits and we had a funeral for Dave where Chrissy Teigen killed you but he said, I was making a Hell's Bells video so now anytime you don't reply to getting dunked on we say hell's bells

Okay And so Nadeau was in the middle of a hell's bells moment and now everyone's anticipating his tweet Which is another Barstool thing when when when everyone zeros in on like a story and a person and we're waiting for the first Tweet to happen after the big event like. Like when Neil was the guy who ran Barstool Chicago before Dan. And we started Barstool Chicago, the Twitter handle, and we were growing all of the followers. And then it was like, okay, now we open Chicago, here is your Twitter account. And he changed the picture, the logo to his picture. And his avatar, he looked like picture the logo to his picture and his avatar he looked like Mike White like Ned Schleedley and we just we didn't know what he looked like and not that any of

us are like supermodels but he just looked a little bit like nerdier and kind of bald and we were like that's what Neil looks like and it just created this frenzy of like what is Neil's first tweet gonna be and And I mean, we had, we had also, it was called Neil for Neil was the hashtag, cause everyone was like on their knees waiting for Neil. And it was like, people were tweeting like, rock me mama like a wagon, Neil, like anything that you could put the word Neil into.

And it just built like this whole frenzy. And he just totally, like I think his first tweet was like, hello Chicago. And everyone was just like But to do has a moment here We're like his first tweet back from either his flight or TSA prison or wherever the fuck He's going could light the world on fire. I don't know what it's gonna be or what happened But there's enough there that I'm like Motherfucker on the TSA no-fly list. Yeah, he really fly or people are saying like he just had maybe he has a fear of flying

Right and that and then like so Rico's trying to push that that okay either He's on the no-fly list or he's fraudulent and he's a liar He's a pathological liar because he says he does all these things when he's too afraid to fly Dave is like no there's a very big difference between being afraid to fly and being a terrorist Yeah Dave is like, no, there's a very big difference between being afraid to fly and being a terrorist. Some people are saying that he like went to the airport just to be like, look, I'm at the airport and like didn't even have a flight. If you get past security, I'm pretty sure you get past TSA. So I don't know what it is.

All I know is that these are the stories that are too ridiculous to be fake. Can you even buy a flight if you're on the no-fly list? I don't think so. I don't know how the no-fly, the no-fly list feels like one of those things that's like kind of made up like, yeah, yeah. It's like Santa's like, naughty or nice. Yeah, I'm sure, don't get me wrong.

I'm sure there are some like actual terrorists who can't get on planes, but I don't think like, you know, like the Tiffany Gomez, the girl went viral for like, you know, I'm pretty sure she could probably get on a plane again, you know what I mean? So I don't even know, you know, like the Tiffany Gomez, the girl went viral for like, you know, I'm pretty sure she could get on a plane again. Yeah, I mean, so I don't even know where like this no fly list came from or how a regular person would get on it without being like I've hijacked a plane before. But maybe like also it's a weird one more thing. If somebody said this about me, like the next day I would just go book a flight just to I'm going to fly from like Philly to New York and back like a quick trip yeah I'm on a plane and like I win you lose right I'm I'm gonna do your Rico I win you lose like so the fact that he hasn't done that and I think there's a lot of tweets of him being like he will never

leave Lancaster Pennsylvania that's where he lives he's like I'll never leave Lancaster it's like maybe because you can't maybe like he couldn't for a certain amount of time like could be like probation he Could be like probation. And he finally got off probation and he's had a flight booked for the day he got off. Yeah. What you're saying, like why wouldn't he have just done it the next day then? But more importantly, unless he's very savvy

and for the most part, I think he kind of knows how to work himself on social media, but I wouldn't call him like a genius. If he's like, I'm gonna go to the terminal, show a video and then go radio silent and let like the bubble. Yeah. Like you gotta be pretty savvy to figure all that out. like I'm gonna go to the terminal, show a video, and then go radio silent and let the bubble. You gotta be pretty savvy to figure all that out.

So either he's like a marketing genius, and he's like I'm gonna tease this and then not post. No pictures of the plane, no pictures of my destination, and let this grow to a point where everyone's talking about it, or something happens. I don't know, maybe he couldn't get on the plane, maybe his plane crashed, maybe I don't know like anything he had a heart attack on the plane I don't know but something so there has to be some explanation for doing this making a spectacle of it and

then not following up like 25 hours later. Like he's got to come with a picture that has like ten girls behind him, a sign at a club being like just landed. Yes something like- Yes, yeah, yeah. Like he said, wheels up, she'd be like, wheels down. Yeah, exactly. And that's what he does, by the way. There's a lot of videos of him.

Like he goes to these like bars and clubs in Pennsylvania and it'll be like 1 a.m. And he'll like have some like Latina chick behind him, like dancing, and he'll be like kinda doing the Rizzler, like, yeah bro, I'm gonna do, that's what I do. So like, he's gotta have something in the chamber ready to go like him being cocky But what this is is is like a lea michelle situation where everyone's like well I've actually never seen her read right like how do you do it?

It's very when the again this is kind of the theme of the episode is like when America or the internet decides something about you And you can't really like prove it or not prove it like yeah, like you like you can't be ridiculous and be like, all right, here's a book. I'm going to start reading. Like, I don't know. And then you feel like you're, you're like, now you're trying. That's what somebody who wouldn't be able to read like would do. So sometimes these storylines just like go and I don't know if he's playing into it or if he's puppet master or a puppet, but, uh, it's like Rico, Dave yelling at each other,

Nadu, terrorism, no fly lists. It's one of those things where I'm like, how, how does this happen? And that's just one of like a million at this company. Like there's just so many of these stories that are, you can't, you can't get this anywhere else. So, uh, what is your favorite saga then? I would say, I mean, maybe I'm a little biased, but I think even if I was not involved in it,

I think the Tico Texas rap battle, like the fact that this like hood rat random rapper from Houston, Atlanta, wherever she claims she's from, like I was, that all started cause I was talking about Ariana Grande. What about her? Like at that point, so at that point I was still with Caitlin and Caitlin's a big Ariana Grande fan.

So it was one of those like in our house, we are like team Ariana Grande. Yeah. And Big Sean and her had just broken up and I wrote some tweet or some, I think I wrote a tweet being like, and I liked Big Sean. I was just doing this to be like an asshole on the internet I was like good like Ariana Grande is a superstar Big Sean's like a C-list

rapper she needs to be with like a megastar and then Tico acted like Big Sean's like her brother yeah and was like you will not speak about my boy that way like you corny fucking white boy blah blah blah and then I engage with her on Twitter she makes her song Dave cosigns her song like flies her out she's on the rundown and all this shit and then I make my song about her and include Dave and then Dave it makes his response to me so like this one tweet about Ariana Grande leads to me and Dave making rap battles at each other. That was 2015, so not early, but like, you know, a while ago, and that was a moment where I was like,

I think we can do like anything at this company. Cause not like those were like good songs, but they were good enough that it was like, if the bloggers can also make videos and do podcasts and make rap songs and like all that shit, like we can literally do anything. Yeah. That to me was the most like how did this come about?

The one thing we can't do is make songs. Ironically. Yeah. Maybe that's what we need to get back to is just making original music that we own. The only songs you can put in your videos are ones that you put out yourself. We got to do my song. You still have to make your rap.

Yeah, my rap. It was just the 10 year anniversary in June was 10 year anniversaries of second round TKO. Really? Oh my gosh, we maybe we'll play at the end of this. I still I mean, that's my maybe my crowning achievement. I love doing that. That was like some of the most fun. I wish the only thing that I wish is back then I was just like kind of a one man operation. So like, I didn't have any footage of me making the

video or making like making the song. operation. So like I didn't have any footage of me making the video or making it like making the song. Yeah. I wish I had. Did Brendan produce it? No, it was one of Caitlin's friends from college is like a music producer. And he had a song that he was trying to sell to HBO

for a boxing event. That's why it was all about knockouts. And it was supposed to be for like, the commercials coming in and out of commercials. Like they play this song and they have this hook. And he was like, they didn't buy it. I just have this song sitting around. Do you want it?

And so, and so we made that. And I think that shit goes. Yeah. I think, I think it's still an enjoyable, an enjoyable track. Do you listen to it ever? My kids listen to it. Oh really? I played it's still an enjoyable track. Do you listen to it ever? My kids listen to it. Oh really?

I played it for them and I always come up with something to say to them during the really bad parts. I told them, there's a couple words you can't hear, but when I tell Dave I'm gonna smack his face with my penis, I always turn down the volume. Wait, I have to listen to it again. I do not. Yeah, I say bitch a lot. I call girls bitch. I say, I say, I say bitch.

I call girls bitch. I say, do you want to slap a penis? And I'll always turn it down and be like, are you like, did you get your seatbelt on back there or something like that? Whatever. But they'll be like, can you put on your song? Your kids have that like cussing phase where kids become obsessed with certain cuss words. Yeah, a little bit.

They, they, they are very curious. They're always asking me like, why are certain words not allowed? And I'm like, I don't know, man. like I don't know man like I don't know I think it's weird too there's certain things that society deemed not allowed but then they'll also like like Keegan's been saying butt cheek a lot I'm just like calls me and say butt cheeks you know and then his little brother the other day said butt cheek and I was like this is why you can't say it cuz like your two-year-old brother is now saying butt cheek dude yeah but yeah there is a fascination with that and I kind of get

it there's a sort of like why can't I say this and why can't I say that you know calling people butt cheeks is oh yeah okay wait so real quick going back to the new thing do you think that there's any world in which he like tries to brush it on the rug and like just posts as normal or like he can I mean there's like again the Neil tweet was an example of like everyone was like fever pitch and they're like oh that was a total letdown there's every chance that a dude just says like my flight got canceled and everyone's just like that's like if he had a sense for the moment if he's the showman that I think he is one way

or the other he should make a spectacle of this maybe that's what's taking so long maybe his flight just got canceled. He went home and then realized, fuck, I got to do something. So he's scrambling to make like another flight and like do something. Because I mean, if he's got a flight canceled, he can't fly. Then he can't fly. Yeah. Yeah. He's got to have like a real that tweet is not like amidst the drama, right? The that was just like probably right after he sent the video.

Yeah. So he has not really had one that was like you know since the frenzy that he would know okay everyone's expecting my tweet is rico been speaking on it as ricos water out here like you just go on was little i got inside sources that he can fly is in the middle of life and you know that going on on friday there were they were like prank calling him I think.

They were like, I couldn't hear but all I could hear was like them erupting into laughter. That's what they were doing on Friday? Yeah. Oh my god. The dude is an enigma because he did like basically have an offer to work here and like you know very few people usually turn down barstool offers. They at least give it a go. Yeah. And see what can come of it. This guy is like big foot to me. I always hear about him. What's he? Yeah, he's got a podcast about mafia He's obsessed with the mob and he like sits down like mob guys and like I think it does fairly well for like a Act like an individual. Yeah, like a company But yeah, this is one of the all-time sagas reaching like a of a point of no return, like either you are a terrorist or like we're going to find out the answer.

Yeah. You're on a plane or I get like the betting rivalry, but why is the rival? It seems like the rivalries like runs like, well, anybody who like the Rico, you know, was like the Dan and Dave guy, the gambling guy. And he's obviously very territorial. And this guy came in kind of being, and he's obviously very territorial. And this guy came in kind of being like, he's also like an asshole too. And then it just becomes this like, you know, two guys like fighting over like honor, you

know what I mean? Like, I'm a real man. No, you're a real guy. You know what I mean? That sort of thing. And yeah, they're just like the perfect like foil for each other. You know what I mean? Some rivalries you just can't fabricate and the do versus and Rico like will like there's

been times where Jeff will show up to something and Rico will get up and like leave the room. Oh, really? And like, you know, shit like that where he's like, I will not be in the same room as this guy. I will not say hello to him. They actually like each other? No, no, no, no. No, yeah, no, no.

I don't know enough about to do. I would say he does not. I know like Rico does not like to do he thinks he's like a bad guy This guy kind of freaks me out. Like I've known who you know, I kind of freaks me out I've only had like pleasant interactions. Yes, he's like a nice guy. I'm sure he's a nice guy But every time I hear something about him, he's like he's doing the best rack draft and I'm like, I don't Not saying he's you he's the most intellectual. No, yeah. I'm sure he's a nice guy.

Yeah, but he has awful haircuts. I'll say that. Do you think he shows up to Summerhouse, because I know Beach House? Yeah, those rumors. Yeah. I don't know what like, I don't think they're going. I don't think you can just like crash the Beach House.

And there's going to be like some rules about that. So I don't even, he might like ask to be invited or something. But I don't think you can just like show up to that sort of stuff are you guys getting excited I yeah like are you I don't know how this is gonna work because I think barstool I know barstool is like too popular to like just go to the shore like because that was happening I used to go to where you guys are going I was like my you know summertime spot me and my friends used to rent a house there for the summer

or at least a month and go to all those bars. And it was like the most fun I've ever had. And it reached a point where like 10, again, like 10 years ago where I was like, I don't, I really can't like enjoy myself anymore. Like it's just too much attention and lines and pictures. And that was me and a long time ago. And now you're talking about like Brianna and all you guys

and the like, and everyone knows it. Like people would just see me or run into someone at Barstool at the beach and it was a big deal. Let alone like we know these weekends, you guys are gonna be there. And there's only like five, six, seven, whatever bars that you could possibly go to. And they're already popular and crowded is.

I just don't know like logistically how that's gonna work. Brianna's gonna need security. Yeah, well there's gonna be security, and it also seems like they're preparing someone with the bars, maybe having areas for us. Yeah, at a minimum you have to have a VIP area for this. I mean, no one knows who I am, it's gonna be awesome. I can do whatever I want,

they're trying to get Brianna, and I'm just like. Well, I think it's gonna be that meme of the soldier falling, like Bri and then like Up in the back. I wish like I just the bars that you Are probably going to are like legitimately my favorite bars in the world give me tips besides don't touch Don't touch the blinds DJ's is I never I've gone DJ's was like a bucket list check it off That's not my scene obviously. I mean it's like juice juice head guido's. They were like, you know, yeah

I've never even been to the same to me It's like DJ's or Parker house and I would imagine you girls would be more Parker house girls That's apparently where people have like met their husbands. I think this one ran met her husband like yeah It's a very every time I've gone there. There's two bars that I know of like this. There's been like yeah it's a very every time I've gone there there's two bars that I know of like this there's Parker house in Jersey and boardy barn on Long Island I've been to board a barn you've been a board bar have we talked about yeah yeah we talked about this once I wouldn't like my ex but we were fighting that day did you have fun I guess not we were fighting that did you did you like get

messy and shit or no it was yeah yeah I mean Messy. But it was probably more tame than. After this works, I almost, I can't really, there's so many bars that got closed. If it was like back in the day, next year I would make them do Long Island and we could do a Boardie Bar and then the Drift and Casey's and all these bars that got shut down. But those are the two bars that I know of,

like people, every time you go, you'll see like two or three like 60-year-old couples, like white hair old people. And they'll be like two or three like 60 year old couples like white hair Yeah people and they'll be like we come back once a year because this is where we met and like fell in love Yeah, I mean Parker house. It's almost like cliche cuz it's just very like white yuppie like yeah It's almost like stealing the guys lunch like a finance bro. Yeah, you're a stereotypical couple who like you're pretty. I'm pretty Let's like get together. Oh, we got married, but But it's like this big like Victorian like mansion house

And then there's like you can go like the outdoor porch or you can go upstairs Or and then there was the basement was where like I liked everyone kind of gravitated to their own spot and the basement was like This tiny basement cover band sweaty Gross like fun time. We called it God's basement. It was like you walk down and like the lights, you know, it goes dark. But I mean, I've had like some of the most fun I've ever had in my life at Parker House. But it got to a point where I was like, I can't, you know, the line to get in is too

long and there's too much, can't move, can't do anything. And that was a long time ago. But I would say, yeah, there's the DJ rules. There's one bar called Osprey, where Osprey is like a bird, a beach bird, and it's painted on the floor. And like we always said the rule was like, if you can see the Osprey, you have to go home.

Oh, yeah. Like that either means like, that either means you're the first person there and like you're lame or it's clearing out, the lights are on and you can see the Osprey. You never want to see the Osprey. That's a good rule. But then there's like, Leggits was a bar where it was like a daytime bar for us.

You go off the beach and kind of have dinner and drinks and then these are the bars you go to. But it's been so long I don't even really know what's necessarily the most popular or like really the spot to go to anymore. I'm interested in what the dynamic is going to be because we each have a social person. Right. So I just can't imagine it's going to be like a natural pioneer. I mean, having a social person is the weirdest thing ever. Yeah. But like to know it's like I would hope so.

Yeah. I that's what I mean. Like, you know, it's like I would not like you guys just like being out there on your own with people being like, I know who those girls are and I know they're like filming a show and like not have any sort of security. Each girl having a security guard though. Yeah. I mean, I'm whole,

I think it's probably just gonna be more like somebody. I don't think they're gonna like walk. I think there's, you know, Mike or someone's gonna be like within arms reach or something. I also feel like that's, we're a lot less likely for something bad to happen if they're like, it would be filmed. Yeah, yeah. You know, I can't like...

Not maybe, I don't think people will go into it nefarious, but it's like some assholes are like, I'm gonna get on camera and then like you say no to him and then he's like mad or something like that. You know what I mean? Yeah. But that's where it's, you know... I hope we meet some freaks to take the pressure off us to do some weird shit. Yeah, I was gonna say like. Someone's gonna do something weird.

Weird people. Do you have any predictions? Love me, trust and believe. For those in the house? I know, Sam. I could see the weirdos gravitating towards you. You know, Dante is gonna say some weird shit for sure. I feel like Dante. I think he's gonna be tame. I think Dante is gonna try,

I don't think he really knows Jersey that well. At least in my interactions with him, I never know him to be a Jersey guy. But I could see's gonna try, I don't think he really knows Jersey that well, at least my interactions with him, I never know him to be a Jersey guy But I could see him being like I'm gonna show you guys the ropes and teach you what to do and tell you what to do and be annoying like that After I saw Kadek claim that he eats Muffin wrappers, I was like that guy might say anything. Yeah Tommy's just gonna be like, you know

Looking for attention, but he's like, whatever. I think he's gonna be, honestly, like, the most normal. I'm very interested to see if anybody, like if Tommy, like, I would imagine in a normal situation Tommy would run into some girls and take them home. I would be very, like, it would be very hard for me to, like, bring a girl home knowing that I'm on camera. Yeah, same. I would, You really got and Tommy is though, Tommy's like always wanted to be famous, like always.

You know, he wanted to be more like a scripted TV show, not reality TV show, but we know Survivor and all that sort of shit. And like, I don't know. It, you really got to be like, I'm going to do this. I'm going to like take this girl home for attention and like go be viral and be the focus of the episode. I don't know that that that's not not for me. But I mean, I don't know Tommy that well, but I, I wouldn't think it was the craziest thing if he like brought a girl. Yeah. No, I'm not saying that, but like, but to do it like on camera. That's what I mean though. Even then I'm like, yeah, I don't know. Yeah. And then it's also like, if you're the person that's always bringing

people back, you'd be like the guy in summer house. What's his name? Yeah? Yeah, who said it was like Mr.. Gangbang freedom or something yeah, yeah, I mean I Yeah, I'm trying to think of like I mean the girl would you are you the type to bring a guy home in general Like not even like yeah And the girl, are you the type to bring a guy home in general? Probably not, right? Not even. Yeah. So like, if that's not like who you are, what you really need to do is like, other times like MTV did like, True Life, We Have a Share House or like the Jersey Shore or whatever. Like we pick all these people who like drink, party, dance and fuck and we put them all

together. So that's what they do. This is more like we're taking some people who are kind of normal and kind of not and like throwing them together. But it's like, I don't know if anybody is gonna be the type but maybe you just get going in like a couple weekends in you're like I'm just that girl's really hot or that guy's like I like that guy or I'm just gonna live my life and have a normal too and like the cameras like people forget

about them as her too and we're drunk like if you were if you run into a guy who's like really hot and you really click and have a great connection or whatever would you be like I'm on camera right now, like, give me your number, we'll talk later? Or would you be like, Yeah, I'll go back to your house, you go back to mine or let's go to another bar together? Would you operate normally? Or would you pull back? I feel like I would pull back. But also I wonder and I've always

wanted to know like, because sometimes I see things happen on reality TV. I'm like, how are you letting them air that? Like, how is that? But then I would imagine there's something that happens brain chemistry-wise, where you're like, I get paid to create stories. Like, the crazier I am, the more money I get. You almost have a little bit of an excuse.

Like, if you go out at the beach and you do something crazy, get drunk and like, fuck someone who's ugly, or you fight somebody or whatever, and everyone's making fun of you and you're like oh god I'm embarrassed you can just be like I'm good over the cameras yeah exactly it's like it could be a deterrent or it could be like a if I bring a guy home and then everyone's like oh she's a slut it's like I I know I'm not yeah so that I could probably like well for me it wouldn't be like the she's a slut yeah what for me it wouldn't be like the reason I wouldn For me it wouldn't be like,

the reason I wouldn't do it wouldn't be because I'm worried people are gonna say I'm a slut. I don't know what it would be, what I'd be specifically worried about, but I'm just like shy. Yeah. It's just like, I'm just like shy. No, I don't know, it's just like weird feeling.

I wonder if there'll be, even if you bring somebody home, so whatever, if you bring somebody home and it's like the bed's fucking knocking and it's a it's a spectacle yeah I think we're probably sharing rooms too I know I think everybody was getting their own room until I think like you are sharing a room and whoever's bunking up with Danny but the rest of them have their individual rooms I don't know how like in Love Island they like fuck with people like two feet away from them. Like I think like

That's a yeah That's I think like they all like start out kind of sneaking in here and there and by like if you're on it like We saw more than yours like let's just find it Because that makes it seem like those people have never gone six weeks Six weeks without sex people like that. Maybe have it. I don't know I know but a lot of people go on these shows aren't a. People like that maybe have it. I don't know. That's what I mean. I know, but a lot of people who go on these shows are the type who don't.

Yeah. That's why I actually think it might. It could be a dud because you guys are normal. It could be interesting because you're normal. I don't know if we're normal, but I don't know if everyone's going, it's like that normal. I mean, nobody's normal, but it'll be interesting. I remember I said this like

I at the group dinner I was out with like Kirk what a weird minute like all that I think I said something I was like oh, I don't know like you know people might occasionally like Or I said something like people might I think the people think I'm pretty sane or whatever or I forget what I said Everyone's like no nobody thinks that Kirk just goes, no, don't worry. Nobody thinks that. Let's get Kirk on the beach house instead of the invitational get-up on there.

That would be very funny. I think somebody will find themselves in a spot where they act a little bit out of character and get some attention. Like, all right, this is working for me. Yeah. Or if you find some guy and it's a cute little summer thing instead of you're a slut, it's like, oh, Jackie, you found a guy and they like kissing or holding hands or like on a date or something

And it's like not just like you're a whore, you know But it will be interesting and then the same people are like who fucking cares about love Island will probably be glued to you guys Following every account. Yeah, I can't tell if it's gonna be a thing or not I think demographic gonna be like I don't know who but it's gonna be at least I don. What is the demographic gonna be? I don't know who, but it's gonna be, at least, I don't know, at least, I think the initial tune-in will be high. I don't know, maybe it's gonna be hard to film and it's not that interesting or entertaining, but I think initially, I think both of you

should really use your personal accounts too. Like Love Island. I know, I just need to start like posting. Except you have access to your phone, so you don't need someone else to do it, but you should be like, here's my recap of the day, or here's what you didn't see or here's my opinion of what's going on over there.

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Yeah. So this tree, big fucking tree, like almost like a hundred feet tall. I was, it was a beautiful sunny day, no wind, no rain. All of a sudden I hear this crackling noise. I thought I was it was a beautiful sunny day. No wind, no rain. All of a sudden I hear this crackling noise. I thought I was watching TV. I thought somebody had fired a gun on the show. But no one on the screen reacted. And I was like, that's weird. Like, why would no one react to that gunshot? And like three seconds.

And I was also like, no one has a gun on the screen. And then like three seconds later, it sounds like a freight train was about to rip through my house. This tree fell, like touched my house, but didn't like fall through it legit could have like cut my house in half, which in hindsight, as I'm in the middle of the renovation, probably would have been a good thing because then I would have got insurance money to basically cover my renovation. So even when like things go bad, good, they go bad. Everyone's like, you're so

lucky it didn't hit your house. I'm like, yeah, but a tree still fell down that cost me thousands of dollars. So not that lucky. But and then I but a tree still fell down that cost me thousands of dollars. I'm not that lucky. Yeah. But and then I had a tree in the front that was bigger and more rotten that hadn't fallen yet. But I was like, if that tree can fall on a sunny day, I got to get rid of that one and this one in the front. So I had these two monster trees like legit over 100 feet. And they needed to bring in like a crane and a wood

chipper and a claw. And by the way, the way they do that, I don't know how you do these. They would just they just took a rope and they would just tie it like a knot around the tree and then cut like below that knot so that it would break off. And then like it would just swing down. And I remember being like, that guy better be a fucking boy scout with the knots. Because if I just like tied a rope around a big ass tree trunk, and then it like didn't hold and I just like sliced it and it fell on someone's roof. But they were just casually like,

I know I'm trying to think of the physics. Yeah, so like, so if this was the tree branch, yeah, like if I tie right here, and then I'm here, right? Yeah, I cut here and it's tied here yeah it breaks off but oh just a branch I was picturing the trunk I mean it well you do the trunk they get on they get on the bucket and they go all the way up to the top and they just kind of oh sorry this the knot is attached to like a crane or something that yes yes sorry so the crane has a rope you tie that you slice below it and then the crane just like swings it down and they just drop

It down and throw it to the wood chipper. Yeah but again like they brought in a Crane where the tires of the truck were as tall as me Okay, and that is the type of like scope of the job we're talking about and there's one motherfucker This by this comment this this feedback probably bothered me more than anything I've ever received and that's saying a lot. He was like, of course this guy doesn't have his own chainsaw and can't handle this on his own.

And I was like, this required- He said that about you? Yes. I was like, this required a crane and a team with, you know, buckets on arms and multiple chainsaws and woodchippers. This is not something that just a homeowner can take care of themselves.

Of course his fucking pussy doesn't have a chainsaw. Right, I was like, forget about the chainsaw, it required a crane. Like let me just hit the garage and get my crane out. This dude's fucking gay, he doesn't have a crane. He kind of bought, he ate, and he bought a new one. He kind of clogged your tea, bro. He clogged your tree.

I posted that comment on my story being like, yeah, what kind of a fucking pussy doesn't have a chainsaw? And then he wrote, he commented back to me being like, basically being like, I'm a tree professional. He was like, I do this all the time. And I was like, you're a professional. You're one of the people who I hire.

It's like a heart surgeon being like, look at this pussy. Like you got someone else to do surgery for. That's what you do. Yeah, it was one of the more like illogical chirps I've ever received. I was like yeah I was fucking push really of course this pussy doesn't review be the videos on the internet podcast and like you know that's what I do dude you fucking

asshole to be fair like I mean unless this guy was a ten-year-old it doesn't make sense but I was when I was ten and my parents would hire people to do stuff I'd be like why don't you just do it oh no I hire people to do everything I know well I wish I did everyone no I was a I was like, my dad should be able to cut down that tree. But my parents really did a good job. Like they like bought houses and apartments and then like would do all the work themselves and like put sweat equity into it. And then when you sell it, you like get the money back. Yeah. I mean, I'm like, I need to fix. I have a like a broken mailbox. I was like, all right, I got to, I got to replace my mailbox. Yeah. So I went to Home Depot and I bought a mailbox and I get back and it doesn't come with any of the stuff that you need to like actually secure it to your to like the pole. Oh, and I was like, well, that's it. I made I made an effort. I'm done. I'll say I think I could figure out a mailbox pretty

easily. Come over and do it. Okay, will you pick me? Yeah. Oh, and I'll do it for like less of a price. But I'll just okay, I have a mailbox. I think I could too. But like, I think I don't know if I would do it right, but I could get it up there. I feel like you just dig a hole. You put the stick in. Oh, oh, oh, yeah. OK.

I mean, this is like that. Like I'm using the stick still. If you will, the stick, I'm going to call it. What do you mean? I like like the I'm just replacing the box. So if I were to need to replace the post, that would be, I mean, that would be, yeah, first of all, if you thinking that you were going to

do the post is like hilarious. That would require you like digging a hole and probably like pouring in like cement and shit like that. Yeah. So that part's ridiculous. I was thinking something really, Rogan kettlebell at the bottom and then cover it up. This, this, I want you, you basically need to like,

get a little like harness kit that has like nails and screws and you need to like put that through wood and then glue the wood to the post. It's not like impossible. So I actually think it might be a good, maybe you should just pop up to the Clancy Manor and do some work for me. To be fair, like when I go to the beach,

I can't even help put sand in those bags. Yeah, so what are you fucking talking about? Neither of you could do it. I was picturing, like I was mostly excited. I feel like I haven't had a reason to dig a hole in a while I think I just it's a good hobby The far it's a fun like little thing to do Beach yeah

Make like a like fuck up an ecosystem with like a mass Yeah, that's the other side of that house is like the I'm thinking like the partying and like potentially Hooking up and sleeping but like yeah, you guys are like gonna go to the beach and just like kick it at the beach I just am worried. I'm gonna get so sunburned. I can't do anything You know, yeah, I don't know what we're gonna do all day at the beach Like I think I should be like like snooki and jay wow like running around like Where's the beach? Where's the beach? I haven't been to all the churches.

I know I still have to watch it. Same. Same. I guess you guys are too young for it. You've never seen like anything? I've seen like- Like you don't know what I'm talking about when I say where's the beach? No. Did they like not build it on the beach?

I know Snooki and Snooki was blacked out running up and down the boardwalk. Like the beach was like right there. Where's the beach? Where's the beach? And they were like, there was some old guy like, it's right there. Right there. I mean, I don't know any of the Jersey Shore stuff.

Like, do you know what grenades are? The drink? No. I was going to say, I know what that is from living in New Orleans. I don't know. No, it's like they just invented a phrase for ugly girls. They called it grenades.

Oh. Because it was like, if Ronnie and Vinny brought two girls home and one was ugly they'd be able to fall on that grenade for me it seems like there were girls on the show that like signed the waiver and like their faces were on it and then they would be like in the confessional be like that girl's a fucking grenade I remember being like this girl's it seems like grenade should be a good thing it's like bombshell yeah you need to fall on this grenade for me so I can have sex with Hot Girl. Didn't they also have like a horn they would blow when they would come? Yes, yes, it was like, maaaargh!

Like there was a noise that was like, grenades in the house! No way! Grenades in the house! No! They said smush, smush was like fuck, they had the smush room, that's where you fuck, grenades, smush. I don't like smush at all. They uh, I mean, Snooki got punched in the face.

You know that? You ever seen that? No. That was one of the most dramatic things I've ever seen on, it's like kind of, I don't think they've ever aired it again. She was at the bar, she was drunk, but like this guy was such an asshole.

So they were like drunk chirping. And I think it was about like getting space at the actual bar and they were arguing and he just fucking clocked her. And she like, I mean, she like went down, like hit the floor. And I'm pretty sure the guys just beat the fucking shit out of him.

But that was like a, they hyped that up like, you know, next week, like the punch. And then it was kind of like, I don't know if we should be airing this. Yeah. Okay, so if nothing entertaining happens, do you want to just fight on the last weekend? Yeah.

Mike, the situation, I think when they were in Italy, which was like a later season, he got he was so fucked up on drugs and like partying at that point. He got mad. They got in a fight and he head butted the wall and he like broke his neck. He like broke a although I think there was there was then a story about that. Like he like said he was injured so that he could get pain pills. There's a whole lore around that. There that you guys got to watch that.

You should almost that's, that's like required summer reading before you go into your, you go into a reality show at the Jersey Shore, you have to watch the Jersey Shore. At least the first season. I'm kind of looking forward to see people's like morning routines. Like the dumb stuff. Yeah, it's like what do you like at the beach? Do you build sandcastles or play in the water or do you just do tan? Like do you think Nicky smokes so he can make an egg? Like I wanna see that. You think the guys are gonna make breakfast for you

I guess I was just I was just wondering that Nick. He's a big love Island guy I could see a lot of love Island influence in his you know what's so interesting Yeah, I think we went thousands have to make that but you was interesting is in UK the girls make the breakfast I would be like a Ketrarion asshole diva and be like I'm not making you breakfast. You make me breakfast. Because it almost has become like, it's like cliche. It's like not even special, you know what I mean? I mean, yeah, but like,

it's still nice to have breakfast. It's the only deal they're allowed to make for each other. So like everything else is apparently like catered or whatever, but. But I also think it's like in the other seasons, it's been like oh when a guy really wants a girl who's really pining after her or like you break now now like you're trying to apologize you wake up with them for a day you're

making their breakfast now you're like yeah yeah like like you gave her two eggs and two pancakes right yeah that was fucking hoda I love breakfast though I need I know I'm gonna I have. I love breakfast though. I need my breakfast. I have like the biggest breakfast every day. I have like. What's your go-to breakfast? I'll have like. What's your breakfast order?

One to three eggs. Like. Scrambled? Over easy? You honestly have been doing soft boiled a lot. Poached a lot. I had to come up with new ways to do eggs. Like two or three pieces of toast or a bagel

and then sausage and then links or Patty to links We do this every day and the less links no links Yes, one I know I have a brand patties like if it's any other brand and then I like and then I have a pastry Every single day only two cups of coffee breakfast is like really I love breakfast so much Yeah, I love breakfast food, but I don't really like eating in the morning I like a breakfast. I wake up early every day cuz I get so hungry I get say like 5 a.m. And I'm really so you eat breakfast every day. Yeah. Yeah, I which like I okay So the beach will both be like crawling around at like six looking like if also if I'm hungover and I don't have food in

My system I'm like throwing up saying like I'm I ate breakfast today But like if I don't like if I didn't like right around now is when I would eat for the first Time today. Yeah, that's crazy. I usually like by the time I like finish the show and I'm like my head I'm like, oh what's wrong with me? It's like you haven't eaten for like 36 hours, dude. That's what's wrong Sometimes I specifically will like be excited if I'm hungry going to bed because I'm like I get so excited for breakfast But yeah, I get so excited for breakfast. No, I'm not even kidding. I get so excited for breakfast My friends at school call me the queen of breakfast. Yeah, very clever. Yeah So that that should be your thing at the beach you should make breakfast for people

Well, yeah, I like eating it more than I like making it. Yeah Throw some extra eggs in there. We are like all in half breakfast together every day I think it's like a thing about it. Can you believe that Una and Nikki are gonna be like a couple? I'm sure That'd be my bet do you think that that I bet you're gonna hook up with Nikki and it's gonna be drama with everybody Wait, why do you think that? Hello, I just like if I if I if I had to guess Nikki would be the guy who's gonna like hook up with somebody And I don't want well, first of all, I don't I'm not attracted him I'm so sorry

and I also would never want that smoke even if he was like the most beautiful man ever Because of you say that and they know let's catch feelings I think all the girls are kind of like yeah, I know I think all the girls are kind of like they don't want girl Yeah, no, they never do it. Guess what it always yeah, but like he's fun. So I can't he smokes like no offense No offense. See, now you got beef with him. No, I don't. I'm sure he's a great guy to be friends with.

I don't know. Nicky is for sure the guy who has a reputation and people think one way about him. And then you meet him and you hang out with him. There's a reason why he hooks up. There's a reason why he's a party guy. He's fun to be around. He's got charisma. People say that and then they wake up in his bed.

Yeah. Usually, they're not living in a house with his ex-girlfriend slash... Wait, she's not in it though, right? that and then they wake up in his bed. Yeah. Yeah. Usually they're not living in a house with his ex girlfriend slash. Wait, she's not in it though, right? Or no, she isn't. She isn't. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. So, that would be like mega smoke. Yeah, that that would probably be a little mega smoke. What they should have really done is almost like not had her in it but like she's watching and then you

know what I mean? Yeah, she there's a plane. It's fire now. Like like um what's it called? Yeah, she she she she should be like next to like like she not in and then you know what I mean? Yeah, she, they're just cussing her in a room. Like what's it called? Yeah, she should be like next door. Like Sheena in that one Vanderpump reunion. What's that? Sheena has like a frustrating order in the Vanderpump reunion so she's in the trailer and she's like, what the fuck?

Who am I thinking of, Marcelo? No. Oh, Montoya. Montoya, where he got so hot. Montoya Borbobor. Montoya Borbobor. She's running down the beach. Nikki! Yeah. We'll see. We'll see. Yeah.

Alright. We'll catch you guys on Thursday. Yeah. I'm going to be using a Thanks for watching!