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Yeah, the my, you know my fan account?
No.
They like, oh, I haven't told you my fan account?
No, you don't know about this?
You don't know the fan account?
No.
Fan account?
Alright, hang on.
We're recording?
Does more numbers than Jackie's really count.
What about this fan account? OK, so it's this girl in California named Lexi.
Shout out, Lexi.
And she created like it's Jackie fan TikTok account.
And it's just like she clips everything that I do.
She clips everything that I do.
It kind of goes viral all the time.
What?
Not actually viral.
It's a healthy account.
It does that every time.
How long has this been going on for?
Well, only a few.
OK, so it's not a crazy amount of followers.
It's only been around for two or three months or something.
But that one, I won't say what we were just
talking about beforehand.
But the clip of me Lucying has 409.7k anyways but look at this look at Jackie fan but
in everyone everyone from like high school and college I think it's my and just like, hey, you don't have to act like you're a fan. Mickey and Calvin use this. That would have been so funny if one of us did that.
Yeah.
I know.
Come on, fuck.
A part of me feels like one of you guys
are going to be like, we're fucking with you.
Like, you thought that you were the best.
This is just sweet D, was it?
Yeah.
Joke's on me.
And but I, and I.
Dennis is in the background like, I was in it.
I was in it the whole time.
The whole time.
I was and I wasn't. I was and I wasn't I wasn't I wasn't I wasn't fucking new
Anyways, and she she seriously is like the hardest working employee that we don't have she clips every single thing
I love her and I'm obsessed with this account like I hope that she can't see how much I should put stuff on Twitter to
Follow it. Yeah
Like I can't like tell her to do that You should put stuff on Twitter too. And follow it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She does it on Twitter.
I can't tell her to do that.
You want her to start running this across all platforms?
I hope, yeah. Anyways, so
it's just like I really feel
like a celebrity every time I see it.
Yeah, I value a fan account.
That's a pretty big celebrity step.
I know, right? It's really insane. Anyways, I swear to God it you have a fan account! You have a fan account! That's a pretty big celebrity step! I know, right? It's really insane.
Anyways, I swear to God, it's not my fan account.
Sure.
I honestly didn't think so, but now I'm starting to lean out a little bit.
Do you guys have a fan account?
I don't.
You definitely do.
I would imagine, though.
I would add one, yeah.
Harmonies?
I'm realizing, like, we should delete all that.
Like, what if we get... Harmonies, what is that? Oh, my knees thing all that like what if what if we get
Harmonies was that oh my knees
Can't believe that one didn't take
We're not all retired
You're being serious
Made this just for what you guys
are doing. Take my **** out
every day at the office. It's
like, yeah, I got to go to work
and pull my pants down and move
my knees in somewhat of a
rhythm. Like, who filmed that,
Nick? I don't know. Everybody
filmed it at different times. I
don't know. I didn't have it
like a set person, I don't
think. I mean, I did it like five times. It wasn't maybe, somewhere between the five, 10 range,
I would guess is how often I did it.
Yeah.
I think if you honestly had kept going with that,
you could have been.
It was just, you only did it for like two weeks.
Yeah, no, I bailed on it.
I don't give social stuff a lot of time.
Yeah.
Because I don't like doing it.
So I'm like, if it doesn't take off right away,
I'm like, well, I'm not going to keep doing this.
That's quite literally what they say is
consistency.
But I just but I don't like I'm very comfortable and happy being consistent
with things I enjoy doing.
Yeah, I just don't like doing that stuff.
So why would I keep doing it?
Yeah. Well, my TikTok for you page, like the whole for you page is like
you just have to keep posting like,
everything, you know, like if you're not posting once a day,
like you're not even trying, whatever.
It's like really trying to convince me to post.
So I was like, okay, TikTok wants me back.
Like I don't post on TikTok ever.
It's like TikTok wants me back.
So I posted one TikTok and flopped.
So I was like, oh, okay, well,
then I'm not gonna fucking do this.
Yeah, you have to at least encourage me a little bit.
Put this into the fucking algorithm, I'll keep coming back. Put it in one time. Give me a little bit of like oh, okay. Well, then I'm not going to do this. You have to at least encourage me a little bit. Put this into the algorithm. I'll keep coming back.
Put it in one time. Give me a little bit of like beginners. Whatever. It's just stupid.
How are you guys? Good. How are you? Lovely. How are you? Good. I have negative energy today.
Negative. I heard you were out clubbing Friday night.
Where were you? You heard that I was out clubbing Friday night. I was with Tommy on Saturday.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, I saw him.
I was like, what did I do on Friday night?
Yeah, he was with the little lady, I think.
Oh.
You know, Tommy.
And I saw him, and then I was like,
I don't want to have me and my friends all come infiltrate
and screw up his, you know.
He was clearly in the middle of something.
So we didn't really hang out that much. But I saw him. He failed.
So don't worry about it.
Oh, damn.
We could have gotten free bottle service at the table.
But I specifically was like, no, no, no, let him cook.
Never mind.
The I saw him Saturday because we went to the nicest.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
The nicest was the greatest event I've ever been to.
It was the most fucking fun I've ever had.
It was incredible.
The guys were so fucking good.
Yeah. Like and they were just complimenting each other.
So everything was great.
However, they, you know, with a rap battle,
the demographic is one way, mostly black people. Black people don't really love gay stuff.
A rap compliment battle, you gotta get pretty close to borderline gay pretty often.
And it was like being in like a comedy club when a white comedian is doing a borderline
racist joke.
You could feel the whole crowd pull back.
Where are you going with this dude?
And it would just get silent all the time and I was dying laughing.
Like I couldn't control it.
And there was one guy, one guy in particular, who
every time things got borderline gay. There was one line where a guy said something like,
I forget, but it's like, I'm about to glaze him or whatever. And everyone would pull back and there'd
be silence in the room. And then there was just one guy who would always just say some of the long lines of, yo, that's crazy.
Or there would be silence in the room,
and he'd just hear, that's insane.
He's like a hackler.
He would wait until it got just quiet enough.
And he'd be like, dude, there was one guy.
It was a white guy.
And he had like 10 lines about the other guy's dick.
And he would like, he had one line was like,
the only one I remember is like, dude, I'm telling you, you're like the emoji,
you're like the eggplant emoji. You're literally a sex symbol.
And then again, it would just get silent. That's insane.
He's like ad-libbing like Nigos. And then that one, when that guy kept going enough,
because he had like 10 in a row, it was just like, the guy's dick.
And after like three, the crowd started being like, enough.
We don't want anymore.
And then he was like, look, you guys got to just lock in.
I got like 10 more of these it was so funny just being around I don't think it's homophobic I
don't know I was thinking about it I was like I don't think it's homophobic it is
just like a great like I wouldn't want to hear about this guy fucking a woman
either yeah it's just aggressively sexual yeah but it was it was so funny, dude. Wait, was this the first time doing it? No. No, I think this is the second, maybe even third, but it's the first time I was like in town in the summer. And also the other crazy thing. So the event was at 2pm. Ticket event, 2pm on the ticket. We got there at 2m. there was literally nobody else like like
literally zero other people aside from like production like Owen was there
Tyler was there a couple other people and like but like the rappers weren't
there crowd wasn't there hosts weren't there and we were like hung out for a
half hour I guess we'll go to a bar and come back. And we went... Like paid for a ticket by the way?
No, no, no, I didn't wait. I was just saying like on the ticket it said 2 p.m.
And then as we're walking out we see Roman like dude, it says 2 p.m. it
starts. He was like, ah you guys aren't on rapper time. I was like, I've heard of rapper
time, but like, I didn't know it meant hours. I thought it was like women take a long time
getting dressed, like maybe 10 minutes. We showed up at two thinking like, I'll be on
the earlier side, but people will be there and we'll be mingling about. Not a soul was
there. They didn't start to like 334 or something
like that so I was like yo that's crazy he should have had like an opener just
do like crowd work but like only say nice things about the crowd yeah yeah
right that's and where was this it was at Chelsea music hall where we did it was
it was honestly it was so much I can't wait for the next one. It was so cool. It was like, it was incredible. The guy, all the guys, all the, all the rappers were so talented. It was so fun.
It was, it was a blast.
I can't, I don't know when it comes out, but highly, highly, how long is it?
Uh, it was eight, eight battle wraps, uh, battle wraps or three rounds a piece.
I would guess there's somewhere between a minute and two each side.
So each round is roughly five minutes.
I would say five to seven, maybe.
That's awesome.
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a minute and two. Okay. Uh each
side. So, each round is roughly
5 minutes. I would say 5 to 7
maybe. It's awesome. What's up?
Full crowd. Full crowd. It was
it was honestly like obviously
all I know about battle wrapping
is like 8 mile and then what
I've learned from Rome. Um but
it was great. It was so much
fun. I had a blast. I went. I
was kind of on the fence about going just cuz I Don't know how I was tired, but I'm very very very happy. I went it was a blast
So like to give me a better idea. What would you say like about me?
But that was funny that was a
Tommy had an idea where he was like Tommy was so hungover. He was just sitting down
He was like sitting person in the whole place just sitting. He was like sitting on the- And he didn't even fucking close.
Yeah, he was like, I was out until 4.30.
He was like, why are we out until 4.30?
He's like, I'm trying to close.
But Tommy had the idea to do a video with Rhone
to promote the nicest, I believe.
Or maybe it was just Tommy was just stealing the idea as a whole.
And it was going to be Tommy versus ron in a nicest complement rap battle
where he's just rap rap battling the nicest the
Greatest rap battle in the world and he has to be nice to him
Tommy's like I would just go for 10 seconds and then make ron go
But yeah, that was very fun I saw Eddington
But yeah, that was very fun. I saw Eddington.
Remind me what that is.
The new Joaquin Phoenix, Austin Butler, Emma Stone, Pedro Pascal, Ari Aster directed it.
I genuinely believe it should be mandatory viewing for all Americans.
Why?
It's so fucking good.
It's incredible. It's very divisive. People either love it or hate it.
And the people who hate it aren't crazy. I'm not like, what are you nuts? I see why you could hate it.
I fucking loved it. But it's split into three movies, basically. The third movie is insane.
It's just nuts. It just goes off the deep end.
I mean, I saw the trailer and I was like,
how did we get here?
Yeah.
That was my thought.
The second movie in it, it's like an hour.
It's like an hour.
The first movie was like an hour.
Then it's like 45 minutes.
Then it's like 45 minutes.
The second movie is just like Hell or High Water.
It's just an awesome action movie.
It's like some mix of like Wind River and Hell or High Water
with like awesome action slash thriller scenes. And the first third of it is what I would call the most accurate
and chilling perhaps depiction of life during COVID where it was like no one looks good dude.
Like you whatever side you were on if you this, you'll see like flashes of yourself
and you'll be like, I hope I didn't sound like that.
That didn't look great.
That's not a point I was trying to get across
or anything like that.
The first third of it, you really see yourself.
Like it's like in a mirror too.
And it's not even like, it's the two sides obviously.
And I wouldn't say I was wholeheartedly on
one side, but everyone was forced to fall into a side, and you see both of them, like,
at their worst, and you're like, oof, I was definitely saying stuff like that. That looks
bad. I might want to reconsider my actions going forward. And I think, like, because
it just fucking perfectly, like, shows how we got to where we are now. Like, it's like because it just fucking perfectly like shows how we got to where we are now
Like it's like everyone is
It's the first time I ever seen like phone addiction displayed in a real sense
Like I've seen it as a punchline in a comedy or like in a horror. It kind of furthers the plot or whatever. This was like
Hey, this is fucking people up
Like it was like you get it, it was depicted like drug use.
People would kind of disappear into their phones,
and they'd be on it solo, and they'd
be looking at insane shit.
And then it was just, I can't, I can't.
It was so fucking good.
It was so good.
And then there's this one, obviously the two sides
are pretty clearly displayed.
Washington Phoenix is the sheriff, Pedro Pascals is the mayor. They're both kind of scumbags, but they're both good people. They're both like
they both start off as just people who are trying to do their best. Yeah. And then they
kind of fall into the podcasts and the conspiracies and the this and that. And and you see how
kind of everything happened. But there's one guy in it who's just this maniac drunk homeless guy.
And I was like, which one of these was I most like?
I guess in the grand scheme of things, that's kind of the best one to be.
If you had to be one of the three sides, the maniac homeless drunk guy is probably one of the better ones.
But it was, I can't get over it. It's maniac homeless drunk guy is probably one of the better ones.
But it was, I can't get over it.
It's all I've thought about, all I've talked about.
It's insane.
Like if you might see it and hate it,
that's fair, that's valid.
I thought it was fucking incredible.
I was telling Bebs, I had a,
on the phone addiction thing,
I had like a half dream, half like kind of like
in and out of dreams. The other day that screwed me up, it was like, I woke up and I just like a half dream half like kind of like in and out of dreams. The other day
that screwed me up. It was like I woke up and I just like had a feeling like I had like
said goodbye to somebody like had like a sad goodbye and I was like I really like can't
shake this feeling. And then I closed my eyes and I saw this boy's face. And I was like
that's my son. Like I just said goodbye to my son. And so then I was like wow like I
kind of like was still awake and I was like this is like really weird. Like I was like, wow, like I kind of like was still awake and I was like, this was like really weird.
Like I feel like I'm like going through a heartbreak of saying goodbye to my son.
And then kind of still my dream state.
It was like my son was saying goodbye was like, like had just given up on me because
I was a drug addict, because I was a drug addict.
And then upon further dream half, I don't maybe I don't know, like I was kind of hung
over, whatever.
Then I realized that he wasn't, it wasn't drug addiction.
It was, and this is going to sound like spot on, like simulation addiction, where I kept
going into my simulation, like living this life as Jackie.
And I was like, oh, like, you know, I'm living this younger girl's life.
And the son, my son was like, mom, wake like mom wake up stop like just live in this life like I
need you I need you and I was sobbing yeah that's pretty goddamn sad.
It was really fucking sad. Anyways I feel like that would make a great movie.
Yeah it would make a very good movie. It's similar to what's happening I imagine.
Like hey can I have some fucking cereal lady? Yeah exactly like he was just like hey guys some fucking cereal lady. Yeah, exactly like hey fucking pay attention to me
It was so sorry to my son out
You read the the lamp right it thing yeah
Was that it was like if the one of the most famous reddit post like a story about a guy who like just looked too
Long into a lamp right and then realized the last like 20 years of his life was a was all vision
Yeah, you explain that like so terribly. No but like that's pretty much what it is
is like he like sees this lamp this red lamp I don't know it whatever but and
then starts to kind of flicker and then he's like looking at it longer and then
like he's it's just like kind of like he's like it's flicker I don't know why
the flickering is bothering me so much. And then he looks again and it's upside down.
And then he pretty much figures out how much.
You guys both explained it beautifully.
I feel like I've read it.
The dumbest thing, so you're flickering.
The actual dumbest thing I did the other day,
I don't know how, this was so dumb.
The lights were flickering.
I was on an airplane, the lights were flickering. I was on airplane lights
were flickering and I was like kind of freaking out being like why is nobody
like else freaking out with the lights flickering. Then I realized I was just
blinking and for some reason it wasn't like registering to me that like the
blinking. Happy okay thank you. I have never done that. Lights are going crazy. Wait, wait, I'm just blinking.
When you think about blinking for more than five seconds, it'll cause problems.
I hate it when people, and this is going to fuck all of us up, but talk about eye contact.
Oh, the second time about eye contact. I can't make eye contact. I have trouble with it as it is.
I wouldn't have either of you as eye contact.
You see, now I'm going to be awkward.
I'm not going to as like eye contact. Like now I'm gonna be awkward. I'm not gonna be able to have eye contact.
Thanks, I actively try to like,
like in my head if you don't think that,
no in my head I'm thinking like eye contact, eye contact.
Really?
You know what I mean?
There's a lot of people in these doors
who have eye contact issues.
I'm not gonna hang with this room.
Thanks.
I feel like if anyone knew like what it was like up in here like what's
constant like Kevin for example he's really hard to read for me so I always
think that he's mad at me he's never mad at me ever but I always have to some
constantly like he's not mad at you he's not mad at you he's not mad at you you I
can't read because if you are mad you don't show it so then I always think he
could be mad you you're hard to read as So then I always think he could be mad, he could be mad, he could be mad.
You, you're hard to read as hell.
Like I can't, just cause you like,
you almost like, like sometimes I'll be like,
oh, I'm in a, or he's in a bad mood.
And I'm like, no, I'm in a bad mood,
but he's just like, you almost like reflect it.
It's a fucking mess up here.
It's a fucking mess up here.
I've been told that I can get read like a book.
Like the second I walk into a door, my, the way that I'm feeling is shown. I kind of feel, I can get read like a book like the second I walk into a door my
The way that I'm feeling a show and I kind of feel I feel the same way. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like I'm
well, I don't know I I
Definitely don't try. I mean I do try to hide it, but I just don't think I'm doing a very good job. Mm-hmm
You try to hide if you're in a bad mood. Yeah
You do a really good job
you try to hide if you're in a bad mood. Yeah.
And you don't think you do.
You do a really good job.
I feel like.
Yeah, you do a good job.
Well, like, I don't ever know if you're, like,
ever in bad moods that much, but.
No, I mean, it's very, very, very rare.
But.
Yeah.
Basically, just if I exhale through my nose.
Oh.
Like, if you're pissed at somebody.
Which I never knew until a buddy called me out on it recently,
like fairly recently, like two years ago.
No, it was last year.
We were going to OAR at Red Rocks, and we were driving up, and I was like, I bet the
tickets are there.
And the rest of the car went, no, no, no.
And then we got like 100 yards past it, and I was like, they're clearly there.
And I didn't say anything, but I just realized it was clearly there.
And I was driving, and I just realized like it was clearly there and I was driving and I said like
Now that I think about it, that's your tell.
And my buddy in the back seat goes, the patented Feilberg nose exhale, just turn around now
I guess.
And I was right.
That's funny.
But that's me just going, just don't say anything.
Just place your tongue.
I almost feel like you, if you get mad you kind of like laugh. I'll laugh. Yeah
And then I'm like, well, that's really confusing like to figure out yeah
Yeah, if I'm yeah that again it makes it hard because the more mad I am the more I'm laughing
Yeah, I think laughing gets it rid of the tone in your voice. That's why I probably do it
Yeah, like if you just laugh something off
Changes like I think probably my subconscious which is what I think when I's why I probably do it yeah like if you just laugh something off your voice won't change is like I think probably my
subconscious which is what I think when I say when I'm doing it but I also
probably sound like the Joker
you ever not want people to know that you're hungover I did this weekend like
I just didn't want anyone to know I was hungover like I was going to speak to
people for the first time so you you're just like talking to yourself,
trying to get that out of your voice.
Like someone calls you and you're just over slept.
You're like yelling,
you're getting everything out of your system.
You're like, hello.
Like just.
I'll be holding the phone in my hand.
I'll be like,
don't write me in that phone.
Ah!
Never works.
Never works.
Right away, you just wake up.
Yeah.
Well, cause I feel like your voice is like ten octaves lower for like a week for a
Week after I did you go out this week?
I always think about that. There's a line
Chase Rice has in one of his songs where he's like talking about talking to his mom
But with a hangover he's like I feel like you can smell the whiskey through the phone or something like that
Yeah, and whenever I'm hungover. I'm always like
I don't know how they know but
on the other side of this phone they fucking like my mom even if like I
sometimes if I don't want to worry her and I'm like just feeling like down one
day I'll try and because she picks up on it every single time and so then I'll
try and like do the thing before I'm like we're happy we're good we're loving
life hey mom what's up? And then she goes, so you're sad. You're going to do something. Every single time.
Parents will know no matter what.
They just know no matter what.
It's so crazy.
They always say you sound terrible.
Yeah, yeah.
I used to do the therapist,
I always try and like,
hey, give yourself a pump up speech in the mirror.
And I'd be in the front of the mirror,
like naked, hungover, bleeding.
I'm like, you deserve good things.
Yeah.
That's so funny.
Look man, here's the deal. You're the fucking bastard. You gotta figure it out. You gotta figure it out.
That's like a sitcom.
Well, I was telling you the other day where there was one time where I was just going through, I was just going through,
there was just like a three month, four month period where I was just like not feeling life.
Not like in a suicidal way, but whatever.
But I was like, I'm holding it together so well.
Like nobody can tell, like you know,
like nobody can see my demons type thing.
And then you like sat me down one time
and you were like, are you okay?
You like really don't seem okay.
And then I just started sobbing.
You started crying so fast.
I was like, I don't know, we signed up for that. And then you were like very sweet and you just like let me like cry it all out for like the next hour.
But yeah, you really didn't know what you were going to use it for.
I'm honestly kidding. I didn't actually think that.
Now that we're talking about it, it's funny to say though.
I wish you'd shut up.
But I really was like, I don't know.
I was like, I don't know.
I was like, I don't know.
I was like, I don't know.
I was like, I don't know.
I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don also kidding. I didn't actually think that now that we're talking about it's funny to say though
But I really was like I don't think anyone's able to tell then you obviously it picked up on it
Yeah, you were in on your sleeve what you were in it. Yeah
What age is everyone in their heads?
Good question
Speaking of age you know just own his birthday was yesterday. Oh, happy birthday, Una!
Thanks.
Nice.
I'm still 21 in my head.
21 in your head?
And like, I'm at the point where like, I'm not old, but like my hangovers now are just me getting sick.
And I drank two, I didn't even drink yesterday on my actual birthday, and I'm just sick now from drinking.
It's crazy, you guys you guys like I hit that.
I was like early 30s. You guys are all like, I'm hungover. I don't take
shots normally and when it's your birthday people try to get you to take
shots so I took like two or something and I woke up the next day and I was
like I'm not doing it today and that was yesterday and I just slept all day but
I'm scared for Beach House because of that because I just can't drink really.
Three days in a row is kind of freaking me out. Yes. It's just like I
Get really in my head. I really dark. Yeah, I drink for more than like two days
Like I'm already like not feeling great today. I was like, I don't know. I'm gonna I'm seriously I might kill myself
Yeah, if the bar still sure houses turns like a suicide pad
Yeah, oh yeah
Guys, how about this? August 17th
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We'd go on a fun way
But what age yeah
I was just reading an article that says people under 25 tend to think of themselves 20% older.
People over 40 tend to think of themselves 20% younger. And like I'm kind of in the gray area
where I don't really know what I like. I definitely for a while thought I was 24.
And then I snapped out of that. And I think now I think I'm like 50.
But I also think sometimes you're like 80.
Yeah. Okay. I was going to say older.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Honestly, instead of 50, we can say 80.
But that's just because you like your wool sweaters.
And like, I don't know.
Yeah, like comfy clothes.
Yeah.
But you also have, yeah, you're hard to pin down.
What would you say?
I thought I was always older and then I turned 26.
I'm like, I'm not 26.
I'm like 23.
Yeah.
I think I definitely can.
Particularly in the city.
In the city.
In the city having this job and like kind of just not really
have ever done anything that serious in my life.
I would say I'm 23.
I never made a doctor's appointment.
I'm not 26. You've never made a single doctor's
appointment. I don't know if I honestly sitting here now I don't know if I have. The doctors
have made doctors appointments that I show up to. I don't think I've ever called. When
I leave they're like you free in six months? Sure. And I come back in six months but like
I've never called and said you know what I think I'm due for a checkup. By the way, did you get off insurance?
I do that.
Actually, my mom texted me about that this morning.
Yeah, my mom texted me about that this morning.
I don't know what I would say.
I feel like I'm younger.
I feel like I'm 17.
17.
But not like.
How old are you?
24?
Thank you.
25.
25.
Until September, then 26. But 25. 26 is humbling, by the way. Yeah. I'm 25. Until like September. Then 26. Then 25.
26 is humbling by the way. Yeah. I'm not doing well with it.
Really? Telling people 26 feels so different than 25.
Cuz like 22 to 25, they're all the same thing. Yeah. 26 you've
now entered into. I really almost feel like 25 is the same
thing as 26. Like I'm kind of not as stressed for 26 because.
25 was a big one actually now that you think one actually. Yeah, 25 was kind of...
I did the same thing when I was your age, but it's so funny seeing it now.
When I was 26, I had a full blown breakdown.
I had them sporadically throughout time, but 26 was definitely...
It wasn't a full blown breakdown, but I had one on KFC radio.
Personally, I didn't really have one, but I don't see no remember what I was talking about
But I think it was 26. Maybe it was 27. Oh, it was the college's four-year. Yeah
I think that was like 26
And then you realize you're like not even a quarter of the way through your life
I guess you're a quarter probably but uh, I the opposite. I think after college, like, and I loved college.
I think that I like post-grad life 20 times more. 20 times.
Yeah. Like not even close.
And then you like the five years after that more.
And you like the five years after that.
Oh. It's like the commercials they have when I was growing up for gay kids.
It gets better. Yeah.
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Oh wait, speaking of, I took this picture.
I didn't want to send it in the group.
I figured it was a little much to be sending in the group.
But,
this is Saturday morning, I think.
Chocolate?
I was like brushing my teeth. I looked up at the mirror and I was like, Jesus Christ.
So are you like fully asleep and you're like walking around?
Once I see it, I get a memory of it.
Where I'm like, ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that checks out.
But if I didn't see it, I probably wouldn't remember. I had a you of it where I'm like, ah, yeah, yeah, yeah that checks out but if I didn't see it
I probably wouldn't remember I had a you moment yesterday morning
I woke up in my bed after going out for my birthday and there were biscoff cookies in my bed and I haven't flown in
Like like four months like I haven't even been on a plane. There was like biscoff cookies
I don't know where I got them. They were crushed up in my bed and I smelled it
I was like, that's a biscoff. I've done it's not with a biscoff but I've done it before where like I fell asleep at night didn't have sugar in the house
unconscious me it was like check your carry on and I had like the gummy bears they give
away on Delta or something like that. Wow that's kind of like. I can't believe you didn't eat
them on the plane. Sometimes I don't know sometimes I forget because when they come around with that basket, you know, like I'll take one each
Yeah, you know, I'm not being fucking
Frugal I didn't are you allowed to take like more than one if you ask? Yeah
Do you ever have that where you like wake up and you like see like a little wrapper of something they're like, you're fat. Yeah, I'm not worried about that. Do you ever have that where you wake up and you see a little wrapper of something and you're like, hell yeah, I didn't eat that much.
I only had a little goldfish, I got the new chicken, full pizza.
I'll do it at 4am, I'll be like, have a Kit Kat?
Look at me, I was being good.
And then I'll be like, I'll even convince myself that eating it at that time. This is actually kind of healthy
I'm gonna get up for real in an hour and I'll burn this all right off
I should be eating candy for it
Or sometimes sometimes if like after a night out. I'm like trying to justify eating. I'll be like
How does my body know that I'm not?
Day drinking because you know, they're like, you know, I was supposed to eat at night
Well, I guess your body're like you're not supposed to eat at night.
Well I guess your body knows. But like if I'm... nevermind.
Okay. I do that with makeup too, where like you're not supposed to sleep in your makeup
but then I think
how does my body know that I'm not, how does my skin know that it's not in the
day
I was day drinking and just wore my makeup for six hours.
I do the same thing with sugar. Like if I brush my teeth and then I have another piece
of candy, then I'm like, well, there's countless times
throughout the day where I don't have some candy
and don't brush my teeth for six hours.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, it happens all the fucking time.
I can't imagine it's much worse for me right now.
But you had said something, I think it was
you were feeling old.
Yeah. The, I don't think I've it was you were feeling old. Yeah.
The, I don't think I've, I like never feel old.
I never like have hard time doing things or whatever
until Thursday night.
Oh, we had to climb that ladder.
Oh my God, that was so, I wish we had a video of that.
That was better than the entire shoot.
That was so fucking funny.
So we were filming mascots.
And we were on James, who you probably don't really know,
but we were on James' buddy's roof.
And we had to climb up this.
So they have a roof, and then they
have another roof that clearly is not for them.
But they put a little step ladder there,
and you climb up to the roof.
And it's a big ladder. It's probably 10 feet, we'll call it. 10 feet. Yeah. And the ladder, so the ladder is pretty big and it is rickety. It is not like a ladder.
And, and then you have to get, you have to climb up and you have to like hold onto this thing and
swing your legs up. And I, I I like both my hips are just a mess.
I can't spread my legs open.
So I knew that was gonna be a hard time for me.
And then I started climbing.
And at one point, I think I was just full on hanging.
I think I was just hanging off like the eighth story
of the room.
And I just could not get my legs.
Like my legs, when I get, I can go like from here
to like here.
That's about as much as my legs can swing outwards.
And I just, you, I saw you laughing.
I think it's the hardest you've ever laughed.
It was so, it was something about the way that you like,
you just like, I can't even like describe it in words.
Like I wish we got a video,
but you would like swung your legs out. Like I can't even describe it in words. I wish we got a video, but you would like,
swung your legs out like, I can't even describe it.
And then you clung onto the railing at the end there.
Completely horizontal in a Cookie Monster house.
I was like, oh.
And you kind of like, had to like,
use your stomach to like roll on it.
But then you couldn't see, you're like,
fumbling for the railing.
Like, Sass was in tears.
It was like, I was hanging there,
I was like, I got nowhere else to go.
My leg, I can't even bring it up like this
and then open my hip.
I was like, I got no moves right now.
And then it's like, you just have a fear of just panic
and kind of like, I can't do this, I can't do this,
I can't do this when you're doing it.
Going down too, you looked so scared.
Did you look down?
It was really funny.
That didn't look like your most spry moment.
No, it did not feel like in my head.
Honestly, I don't know if it was worse in reality
or in my head, but it did not look good in my head.
It was probably worse in reality.
It's so funny, you guys are so good,
like you're so good at like planning everything out
to a T on like the sketches and the shoots and everything.
But there's always like something that's like a little
but just like you're, you're a guy at the end.
Like everyone's just a guy at the end of the day.
Like I come up, it's a hundred degrees, there's no waters.
Or there's one water that you guys are all sharing.
You guys were like, yeah, we're going to film up on there.
And I was like, how do you get up there?
And you were like, I don't know
You have to figure it out there then you like guys pointed to the rickety ladder and I was like there's just gotta be a better way
You guys are like we'll figure it out
And we did you know, you barely made it but you did but we did we figured it out. Yeah
Um, I guess on the same topic
Trailers out. Yeah, trailer will be out at this time. Oh, yeah, if you're listening to this hopefully around like probably 11 tomorrow
Oh, no, 10. Forgive me. Isn't the trailer already the teasers?
Yeah, I've seen the trailer. No. All right. Can we want fired up right? Yeah. Yeah, can you go to a drop box?
Yep Can we fire it up right now? Yeah, can you go to Dropbox? Yep. Wait, I'm gonna cry.
That's so good.
That's so good.
Like to be honest, I still don't even really like know
what happens throughout and like what it's really about.
Love that.
Love that.
Wait guys, you did so good.
Thank you.
But yeah, it is, I guess it's real.
I guess it's happening.
It's cool.
So you haven't filmed everything yet, right?
We have, I think, let's call it five days left to film.
And remind me again what the release schedule?
So August 13 is the premiere.
So the release is August 19 will be the the first episode and then it'll release every
Tuesday after that for seven weeks. Okay, so Tuesday nights at eight o'clock
They mascots seven weeks straight on YouTube on YouTube out of order YouTube. Okay, got it
How long are each up is about 22 minutes like regular?
Yeah, so how do you guys feel?
Or the nerves gone at this point. Are you just like getting more? I don't know
Because I would tell you
I'm not nervous. Yeah, but I think my actions on a day-to-day basis are that of an anxious person
I don't know. I just don't like I'm not like sleeping that well. I'm not eating that okay
I would guess I am anxious, but I don't think I am consciously because it's like first of all
I've seen
Episodes one and two I think they're good. Yeah
and
It's also done and there's nothing we can do about it. Yeah
What I've seen it's like it's obviously good and like it's just a matter of is the algorithm gonna yeah
Yeah, honestly, it sounds probably
like cliche to say, I guess, but like it can't fail in my head. Yeah, yeah. Like
we've had fun. We achieved what we did. Like we got better. Um, if it doesn't
find an audience, it doesn't find an audience, but I'm, I'm proud of it. I'm
happy with it. I'm I think it's good. It's kind of crazy. You guys just like
created like a full like a full team. think it's good. It's kind of crazy you guys just like created like a full,
like a full team, like it's like so professional.
Like looking like to everything.
How are you feeling about October?
November.
November, oh yeah.
I feel good about that too.
Okay.
Again, like talk to me on the day of.
The, I don't think I've even told you this yet,
but after, so you may have noticed that crazy game of poker is in the trailer. Yeah
um, we have the official rights
to it and
mark
Is going to be our music supervisor for the show
so
We can just use
We're going to use oar music and stuff like that like
And we had a meeting with mark the other day to talk about that and I went home and I was like I think
This is crazy, but I got a check and I went and looked at my high school yearbook
And I have two the only two quotes on my senior page are away are
Like a special thanks to OAR and I was like and they're doing the fucking music for our showdown. That's cool. That's
That's actually a crazy and didn't you like lose your virginity lost my virginity to it. Yeah Wow
Oh, I are I saved my life more times than they have any idea
But yeah, so it's it's cool we obviously have you seen the trailer we have some special guests
It's it's cool. We obviously have you seen the trailer. We have some special guests
Huh, Jackie Jackie. I heard you saying the other day that like you're like I'm barely in it you're in the show a lot Yeah, I know I I I feel like I keep I'm so excited about it. Like I I would think you're in like three four episodes
Yeah, yeah
I'm like massively just cuz I also see you guys like seriously working like
Day and night on this so I don't want to be like yeah, this is my thing
Tell me when to show up and I'm fucking there
You know give my give my lines and and yeah, but it's I'm happy I'm really happy to be a part of it. It's doing all the heavy lifting
You know there I was gonna try to see if anyone could guess whose ass it is,
but I feel like we're going to guess that one.
Oh, it's my ass, actually.
That's the big caveat.
We were walking in the street with that person to film that,
and I mean, heads were snapping.
It's crazy.
I've never seen before.
And I don't think they were recognizing her.
You think that she was?
I think they were just like, look at that fucking person.
Who made her?
Yeah, I always said with her, it's like the the Neil Brennan joke
about women's bodies, where Neil Brennan is a joker is like,
if you showed a woman's body to an architect,
like big tits, small waist, big ass, tiny little feet,
the architect would just be like, it's not safe.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She got stopped like three times
when I was with her on the corner.
Like she, I mean, we had like maybe a minute of downtime
and three guys, three different groups of guys came out.
Like recognizing her?
Yeah, recognizing her.
Oh, okay, got it. That was yeah, that would be
like kind of I would really love to see like, yeah, I love you.
You watch me fuck.
Do you do you feel that sometimes when you're like,
looking your hottest, you get the least amount of looks and
then sometimes when you're like looking your grossest you get
the most amount?
Yeah, yeah yeah I do.
I think it's probably because if I feel good about myself,
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I'm like, why is no one fucking telling me
how good I look?
And when I look bad, anyone who says anything,
I'm like, oh my God, thank you.
Yeah, well I'm just like, wait, what?
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younger perhaps it was written by a college professor and he was talking about his
class so I guess a little younger than you and he was talking about how it's weird that
no one in his classes is scared of nuclear war anymore and he was like
not liking it but he was quote-unquote blaming it on, he's like, it's all we grew up on.
He's like, when I grew up, the 80s, 90s, 2000s,
like, movies were about nuclear bombs.
And he's like, now, no one is scared of nuclear bombs
anymore, because no one makes movies about AI,
about nuclear bombs anymore, but who the villains,
what the worst thing that can happen in a movie is now,
is like, terrorism or or AI or climate stuff.
And he's like, but all we did was bombs.
And I was like, I never really thought about that.
How it's kind of like, basically like society shapes movies
and then movies shape society on like a grander scale.
It's like a feedback loop type thing.
Yeah. Where it's like, like the person who made this movie is scared of nuclear war, but maybe people in fucking, you know, wherever,
but like aren't scared of nuclear war, and you see that movie and you're like, well that
fucking terrifies me. Yeah. And I was reading the article because it had been coming up
a lot recently with Jaws being its 50th anniversary, how like people weren't really scared of sharks before.
Yeah. Like before Jaws, it was like people in coastal towns were scared of sharks because it
was like sailors' tails and stuff like that, but people in Kansas didn't give a fuck about sharks.
Yeah. And then once Jaws became the mega hit that it was, everyone became scared of sharks. Like no
one went in the water that summer. No one swam. And that has continued forever
because it's such a great movie.
But there aren't as many classics about nuclear attacks.
So younger people don't really give a fuck.
Yeah, first of all, I would like to say
I stay scared of bombs.
Which I wanna say is not a bad thing.
Yeah.
Is that you shouldn't walk around
being scared of bombs all the time.
Yeah.
There was a bomb truck that turned on my street
the other day and I was like,
well, I'm gonna take a walk the other direction
for a little bit longer.
I always think about this with fashion and stuff
because obviously, Hailey Bieber, that whole crew,
they kind of dictate the trends.
But I almost feel like it's,
if I see somebody who I went to high school or college with who like I
don't admire and who like I don't like and I see them wearing something I'm
like I'm never fucking wearing that ever again so I feel like it's less about what
Hailey Bieber is wearing and more about what Hailey Bieber's weird high school
absolutely peers are wearing that it's what you're not wearing because I feel like there was a brief.
There was like two weeks where like skinny jeans and like tall
boots were back in and I never saw them again and I feel like
I feel like it was like somebody from Haley Bieber's high
school. I don't know why I keep saying something from Haley
Bieber's high school is like hopping on the trend and she's
like, all right, this is fucking out. Dude women's fashion
and women's trends. I cannot care less. Not that I don't care.
I don't care about them. Obviously, I don't care. But like, I don't agree with them ever.
Like whenever like this is like, this is a hot way for women to dress. I'm like, I wouldn't
like, like you guys are all in fucking like wife beaters and plastic flip flops now. Like,
that's not it. And guys are in boat shoes. And I'm like, that'm wearing life beaters and plastic flip flops now. Like, that's not it. And guys
are in boat shoes and I'm like, that's not it. I mean, that's
the epitome of like the male gaze versus the female gaze. No
and like you it shouldn't factor into how you dress. Like, I
don't dress for women. I dress for men. Yeah. Um and it is
like like it's it's just like a uniform for showing you like
I'm in this club. Mm hmm. and then but eventually that club gets full of people
You don't like
Yeah, like everyone has like that high school friend you see and you're like, oh you're wearing that shit
Everyone's clubs ruined. Yeah, they've like, you know, I'm sure there are people who see me in clothes and it's like Fidelberg's wearing that
I'm out
People I see people wearing things and clothes and like they're wearing that I'm sure there are people who see me in clothes and it's like, Fidelberg's wearing that, I'm out. I see people wearing things in clothes
and they're wearing that, I'm fucking out.
Have you ever like, well, I guess you do this all the time.
You try and, and then Pabst follows and then like.
That's not what happens at all.
What happens is Pabst and I follow the same people.
So, but here's the difference between girls fashion
and men, well, it's pretty obvious,
but girls, there's like 100 different micro niche
groups that you can be a part of.
For men, there's three.
You can do the t-shirt, pants route,
whether how you style them, baggy or short,
that's how one route.
You can try to like, the way that fights is dressed,
like that's more of like the fashion,
like you're trying and you're trying something
and the fit of it is based on a lot,
or you could just do the finance route route.
There's like three things, three. You can get a part of there's all there's like there's also like overly streetwear
Yeah, everything's supreme. Yeah, babe and stuff like that. Yeah, but there's not as many
It's basically how you style a shirt and pants is busy and then you can go into three groups. Yeah
Yeah, I guess that's kind of true. There's like I think for Beach House
I'm just gonna go full of Island and just like get white box
Heels yeah, I don't know what I'm gonna wear. I don't know what I'm gonna wear. I have three shirts
I know I wish we had a little bit of a budget but
Brands want to send me in Jack no see I was just talking about zero day
Not allowed well allowed not allowed
What do you mean you shouldn't be allowed to have a stylist?
It is how you introduce yourself to the world like what do you fucking want to wear?
I just mean like give us money to buy clothes
Free stuff and I'll pick from the free stuff
Don't give me just anything. Yeah, you could say that cuz you have money
But but I always style myself I like I've never yeah, I know but you you like um just anything. Yeah, you could say that because you have money. I can't.
But I always style myself.
I've never.
Yeah, I know.
Like, again, if somebody, instead of me going out
and buying and styling myself, if somebody wants to,
it's easier being like, no, you can't get free stuff sent to you.
I would really appreciate that right now,
is my point being. Because I cannot afford a whole new wardrobe for this.
Anyways.
I also had the realization about that.
I was going shopping and I was like, oh, maybe I'll find stuff for Beach House.
I was like, oh, expensive clothes actually are nice and cheap clothes actually suck.
Yes, I know.
It's not just the brand name.
It's like, oh, these clothes are actually better than the clothes I own because they're expensive.
Like shit, I didn't think that was real.
Like, oh, this fits me better.
Oh, I can keep this.
Oh, I don't have to wear this one time.
Yeah, it doesn't like wrinkle in a weird way.
Tommy went shopping this Sunday for a summer house.
He did?
For Beach House.
Did he really?
I asked him where he went.
He went to Stussy, Abercomby, and.
Aber what?
Abercomby.
Yeah.
Yeah, I said it right. He said Abercomby. Abercomby. You did said it right but oh he got some new Nike
SP's okay watch out for Tommy I know I think I think he's gonna yeah well back
to what you were saying about movies kind of shaping culture. Or so. But they're shaped by it too.
Like it's like it's a perfect circle kind of deal.
Yeah.
I saw a quick thread about the new Fantastic Four and Superman
and a couple other superhero movies that are coming out.
And they're really colorful.
The color grade on it is very vibrant and bright.
And someone was like, we can have a discussion about this,
but you guys don't wanna hear this.
And basically the thread that I read, it's like,
movies throughout time, they'll be more colorful
when the world needs more color.
So they'll kind of hide the fact that like,
shit's not going well right now.
So we're gonna make this new Superman,
which everyone's gonna go see,
very vibrant and cheesy and funny.
And during the time, like, this is a bad example,
but like Christopher Nolan's Batman,
everything was dark and really like, maybe we were in a better time. Do you believe bad example, but Christopher Nolan's Batman, everything was dark and really,
maybe we were in a better time.
Do you believe in that, that Hollywood's like,
we have to make a fucking vibrant movie right now?
I believe in it in the sense that
I believe that's how culture acts.
Where like, I would personally say for the last 10 years
we've been in a particularly hostile, violent time.
Yeah.
And violent, I don't mean that word as in like guns, but just like people have been
aggressive and hostile.
Yeah.
And I think you swing back, yeah, to like, because eventually when you get to see it,
which is why I think everyone should see Eddington, you're like, Jesus, is that how it's going
right now?
And you make a personal change or personal choice to be a little better and
Everyone everyone's a human everyone makes a similar choice. Yeah, so like you go we're aggressive and we're rude
Then you after a few years you go
Are we being this fucking mean to everybody and you swing back and you go a little nice and then you swing back
And yes, I think when people are nice they want brighter
Yeah, but I think that's all reaction to stuff that's already happened mm-hmm I think that's just like we've been super Batman's been sad and
Superman's been sad the world's been angry and yeah I think I think Hollywood
probably I don't think they're like dictating it but I think they probably
have a good grasp on like hey we need a little tough out there yeah I wonder if
like that's the same thing with like I feel like the pop like pop is having kind of a resurgence
I wonder if it's because it's like oh, let's be happy like like the point of again
If you're if you're asking me like I would say for a decade. It has been cool to be mean
Yeah, I think eventually you can't keep going like that. So yeah, it swings back. It was cool to be sad, too
Especially yeah for like a decade though.
Yeah.
Every rapper was rapping about like overdosing
and like stuff like that.
Right.
And then I think now it's all the pop girls
that are like just like you said,
like we have very vibrant music right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, it's kind of also like moods have a trend.
Like it used to be like cool to be like, you know,
sad, depressed, like Tumblr.
And now it's just kind of like,
and then it's like mental health.
And now everyone's saying like,
that's why the kids don't drink anymore,
because everyone's like, matcha, like 9 a.m. walk,
like Hawker walks, like all this.
It's cooler to be healthy
than it is to be like a booze bag right now.
Yeah, exactly, which somebody was just like,
some, you know, guy was just like getting on,
he was millennial, and he was just like,
thank fucking God, like I was,
it was cool in my era to go out drinking until 6 a.m.
and not like get a matcha every day at 9 a.m. And not like get a match every day. Yeah, whatever but that but like I
think this is kind of earlier like your 20s in your 30s like once you at your 30s you start realizing like oh
It just happens again. Yeah, when you're 20s you think everything's happening for the first time ever and you're like
I am I am on the precipice of like world change and they done nothing like this ever occurred before and then you get into
Your 30s like you're like,
oh, I already remember this.
We were just doing it again?
Yeah.
Oh, OK.
And we'll probably just do it again in 10 years?
All right.
And you start to see patterns.
But that is how culture works.
It's like, we're mean, mean, mean, mean, mean.
And then you see it, and you're like, eh.
Yeah, yeah.
You gotta reel that in a little bit.
That doesn't look good.
The one thing I'm so curious just how it turns out and plays out is like
seriously everyone's an influencer now. Like again, people from my high school,
from my, like everyone's getting on TikTok and being like this is what I do
today. Like, oh, like I. But even that makes sense, right? Like. No, it makes sense.
What your generation's seen, like the only happy people they've seen are influencers.
Yeah, and the only people who make money.
So, like, no shit, that's your life goal.
Like, this is the only person I see who has a good time fucking ever.
Yeah. Well, it's even like, um, I just saw, like, what is it?
Like, it was like, Anna DeArmas made one million from...
I forget what movie. It's a movie.
Like, Mr. Beast makes that
Like three times that in one video, you know It's just like the the richest people aren't like even the movie stars these days like the Hollywood movie. It's not even them
It's like these like random influencers, but and that still has like the I guess appeal of
Like anyone can do it. Yeah, because it's the new thing where yeah, like oh anyone could do this whereas
now it'll because because so many people have gotten famous off it there will become gatekeeping and then become restrictions and it'll be
prohibitively expensive just like what's happening to like youth sports like
there will be youth influencer classes that people can sign up for that's an
AAU type level for like $20,000 a year and shit like that. Yeah, and then people will be like
Well, this is fucking dumb and we'll find something new and then you just keep doing that until you die and that's about it
Yeah
My least favorite comment is we should make podcasts equipment
It's the worst comment
It's like the Chris Rock joke where they should make bullets more expensive.
Yeah.
Like, you want to get, we sell guns.
Bullets are a thousand dollars each.
You better want to fucking shoot somebody.
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What did you do this weekend?
I went to Montauk. And I think I've said this on this show Go watch it now. I'm so excited to watch this. What'd you do this weekend? I went to Montauk and I've like,
I think I've said this on this show before a couple of times,
but Montauk growing up went out there every single weekend.
Like it was a fisherman's town, beach town,
and this is not a hot take whatsoever.
This has been talked about,
but what has happened to that place?
It's trendy.
It's just all influencers.
I mean, every influencer was out this weekend.
It is like, it went from like just dive bars
and like $5 beers to like, I mean, you $25 Tequila sodas.
Really?
And just everything got renovated in the last three years.
It's probably $1,000 to like stay in a motel for like two nights.
Dude, I went to my brother-in-law's bachelor party
out there. Yeah. And we stayed at like the Blue Motel or something along those lines
it's like 1500 bucks a night to stay in a motel yeah I forget the exact price
but it was it was a jarring price for a motel room for the night it's not I
talked to a guy that I was at his house and he bought the shack that the maid
stayed in at a motel 10 years ago.
He bought it for very little money.
It is now worth $10 million.
No way. It's a shack.
Oh my God, I feel, I gotta like.
It's crazy.
That's insane.
That, I mean like, yeah, being there,
even in terms of like, this is kind of where I thought about
there's too many like influencers,
like walking in the West Village,
everyone's like somebody now, like it's seriously like influencer
influencer influencer and like I was walking around yesterday like being
really hungover like being this like little gremlin and I was just like
wanting to like see other little gremlins out and whatever but like the
West Village is in like ultimately like Montauk. Well that's what it is it's just
all the city people that did that to West Village are now out there. It's gonna get
oversaturated.
Funny you say that. I was on my porch last night and I was like, god damn, it is.
Not even last night, like yesterday afternoon. I was like, it is so fucking quiet here.
I literally felt like I was in the woods. I couldn't even hear cars passing, just sitting out there.
This is tremendously peaceful right now. Because everyone's out where outwards supposed to be peaceful. I took a three hour, three and a half hour train ride out there and I was like
like this, talked in for three and a half hours. I mean it was just filled with
influencers, people going out and vacationing. Like I remember taking a
train out there when I first was an intern here in like Ghost Town. Like
within the last four years it just changed so much. It's crazy. I remember my, I guess only other time out in Montauk, it was probably like five, six
years ago, and I liked it, but it still was, I was like, four hours to get out here.
This is insane.
It's nuts.
I'd rather go to the Bahamas.
Yeah.
This is fucking nuts.
It's cheaper in the Bahamas too.
No, it's crazy.
I want you guys to be prepared for me to live in, I always say this, but I wanna try and live in like,
for one month, like European somewhere.
Oh, I've said it on the show before.
I'm definitely gonna do that.
Okay.
I'm gonna live in Europe for a couple months.
Should we like all coordinate like our Europe,
Europe month?
Yeah, we should probably do it around the same time.
Yeah, right?
Do you wanna do it like next year?
Yeah.
Okay, cool.
Let's do it. I think I'm going to do like Nice.
For some reason, every time I go to Nice, I seriously love it.
And I'm always just like, I want to live here.
Is that in Italy?
No, it's in France.
It's kind of a random place to be like, I want to live.
But I want to do it.
Mark my words.
So start figuring out, everybody.
We'll start listing it.
Yeah.
On the same page as Montauk, I went to Soho House for the first time this weekend.
Oh yeah. If I ever go back there, you'll have to be driving dragging my cold dead body. Really? That was the worst place I've ever been in my life.
My parents got me like a they like offered to pay for a membership for like my
birthday or whatever and I but I just like never applied and then I was like
because then I felt like it started to get kind of chuggy like whatever right.
What's chuggy?
Just like like corny.
Yeah it was just like so we went it was when we uh when the nicest you know when we weren't
on rapper time uh we went to one of the people in the group belong to Soho House.
That's a crazy like before rap battle.
Yeah. We went the classic pipeline of Soho House to a rap battle where they're being nice to each other.
But again, that was that was crazy.
Why? It wasn't even that bad.
It was like, first of all, I just did not feel good.
I was like sick up there.
I don't know why we were on the roof.
And I think it was you don't do well with getting on
I think it was my sunglasses were polarized and then the
The glass barrier is like maybe also polarized and the way I was looking was just I don't know
I ended up having to switch seats with Tommy. I was like, I can't like I'm dizzy. I'm nauseous
Like we got switch seats. So I wasn't in the best headspace as is but like just looking around I was like this it was just like I don't know everyone I
looked at. Mike, Mike, Mike. Oh sorry. Everyone I looked at I was just like I don't think we'd be friends.
Like the people hanging out by the pool like I don't know everyone I was
and it didn't help that like at our table
We were having like an influence heavy influence or heavy discussion
Like they're all talking about how to get like Instagram followers or whatever and I was like
Well something that I like, you know make myself feel better
thinking about is like I
Feel like I have so much fun in life right now and you know
I have a job where I like I I laugh so much throughout the day
Thank God. I didn't grow up being like a supermodel or like some crazy wealthy because if I was super
I'll just believe I'm not fucking be here
like modeling for
Whatever, you know or like being some uber wealthy elite like whenever I look at those people. I'm just like
Like they're probably,
I'm sure that they're happy.
That sounds like a mind numbing conversation to me.
And like I wouldn't, and like sometimes
if I am hanging out in that crowd,
I'm like, oh, I seriously wanna kill,
like I would kill myself if I was in this.
There's nothing more mind numbing than this conversation.
I'm sure they think the same about like us in this.
They'd probably be like never.
But I'm very happy, thank same about like us in this. Yeah, probably be like never
I'm very happy
So otherwise I'd never get the. Please give me free clothes.
Yeah.
Anyways.
Or sometimes I think about that, also, if I was a supermodel
and it had proportions where it's just
everything looks good on them, I'd be broke.
Because then every time I try on clothes,
it would look good on me.
So thank god.
Anyways.
All right, We we done.
One of you got a list.
Yeah, I have some stuff. Yeah.
Um, let's see.
Well, Jackie, I know you probably don't want me to bring this up again,
but you saying the dudes are hear me out.
Oh, yeah. And then him just having a field day with that.
I think he might be coming to the.
Yeah, I kind of feel like I fucked up on that. I think he's coming to the beach house and he was like, I'm bringing a box day with that. I think he might be coming to the beach house. Yeah, I kind of feel like I fucked up on that.
I think he's coming to the beach house
and he was like, I'm bringing a box of condoms.
I was like, I'm gonna be in our room the whole time
under the covers hiding.
I feel like I fucked up on that.
It was, I was a, what is it, victim of the moment.
I was a,
I don't know. But I, I, I'm not, I'm not gonna hook up
with Nuda. Sorry, sorry.
Jackie's gonna show up, she's gonna learn Spanish. She's gonna do a lingo on the app.
Hi puppy.
I also know that I like, you know, like, what's it called? Like I... If he were to come and be like,
Oh, I'm going after Annika, then I'd be like, well what about me?
So, I, you know...
So you're off to do...
But let's lay the game.
But like, yeah, but like...
But if he's into me, here's how you're gonna wanna get back this thing.
Or if he's off me, then I'm going back, I'm going full throttle,
I'm going, I'm gonna have like a Latina accent,
So I'm gonna be like, from Miami.
What you doin', stoopid? I'm going to have like a Latina accent. I'll be like from Miami. What are you doing, stupid?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Jackie's in here.
Hi, Poppy.
Hey.
Hey.
You with Anika, stupid?
Hey.
Hey.
Just these big hoop rings.
You got the hoop rings in.
Hey.
Hey.
Showed up, just got a necklace.
Just Jackie in gold cursive.
She gets an arm tat overnight.
Hey. Hey. Hey arm tat overnight. Yeah.
Yeah.
Jeffrey, where you think you're going?
Yeah.
Yeah.
One thing I wrote down that I don't know if anyone else
has seen this, but I'm on this algorithm right now
where all these ultra woke people are talking about Anne
Frank was probably gay and saying,
there's this play, some acting group made a play about Anne Frank if she was able to come out of the closet but like
the attic and they're like using metaphors like if she came out of the
attic but the closet and they're convinced she's gay and everyone's like
oh imagine if Anne Frank got to experience like having sex with women
and like someone's being a whole play about it and I think that's so weird
that's probably what Anne Frank regrets most when she's black in her life.
Yeah.
I feel like it's like.
Really, I mean sure we had a bunch of issues
but honestly the LGBTQ situation was not great.
That's literally what people are saying,
it's the craziest thing I've ever seen.
It's literally like that's not that different
from when Jessi Bieber was like,
yeah I feel like she would have been a Belieber.
Yeah, yeah.
It's kind of like, okay that's just not the point of and Frank it is like the the internet is just like crazy
Situations was just like we like they've no I'm sure they have very little standing to back that up
and you're like and Frank was gay and then a
Thousand people will agree with that and then a thousand people get mad that a thousand people agree and then it just spirals out of there and you're like dude what are you
talking about? Yeah. Like she's probably never even got to try like chocolate like
let's go back to the basics of what Anne Frank couldn't do. Well I mean we've read the
woman's diary right she doesn't talk about being gay in it. I don't think so
but people- and by we I mean my class. Yeah I was gonna say you read that. No one else brought it, I don't know I didn't read it but no one
brought it up
No, it was like these lesbian love letters are pretty wild
It's also like why are you making a play about like how old was she? Yeah, right? She like 14 year old wanting to fuck anyone
Just like someone wakes up one day. No, you know what the problem was today
I don't know if people are talking about that, Frank might have been gay. Speaking of like viral stuff, like the Coldplay thing.
Oh yeah.
That was so viral.
I thought that was an internet thing.
I thought that was a Twitter thing if anything.
And then I checked the post the next day.
It's on the front page.
Really?
It made it past the internet.
Like it is, every parent's talking about it.
It's on the cover of newspapers.
And then, I mean, he resigned.
Yeah.
I feel like I really need to know,
like my sister brought up a good point,
what the fuck happens after that?
Do you leave the concert?
Do you go home?
Do you tell your wife?
Do you kind of be like, eh, shit.
Hopefully nobody saw that.
I think I would be like, whew.
Like, I would think that that's not gonna make it on the internet.
No way.
Like, thank god the wife's home today.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hope the wife wasn't in a Coldplay concert with her lover tonight,
because that's the only way anyone could possibly see this.
And then.
And then your brain kind of goes to the worst.
And you're, OK, don't like, brain, don't go there.
Don't make the worst of the situation.
That's the way the Philly fanatics is gonna be doing this on Sunday
Andy calm down KFC is not gonna mention the I meant the actual KFC. Yes, I guess KFC radio as well
Yeah, I don't know how you I mean it's just like the video the way that he like crouched like three times
I don't know how you, I mean, it's just like, the way that he like crouched like three times before,
like he's just like, he couldn't have played.
I love the friend smiling too.
However she was associated with that group,
just now I'm like, it's over.
Yeah, yeah.
But there is like, I think I would be like,
look, we're gonna deal with tomorrow tomorrow.
But why don't we go home and just fuck, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But yeah, tomorrow seems like it's probably gonna go Yeah, but why don't we go home and just fuck?
But yeah tomorrow seems like it's probably gonna go pretty bad for all of us, but that's 12 hours away, baby I
Guess this is all alleged. We should probably be saying allegedly allegedly. Well, he did resign. Okay. Yeah, that's fair
so
That one's pretty locked in yeah
That's I I was in like a boot
I got the other day and I thought I saw somebody who I didn't want to see come in and I did like him where
I like start like trying like crouch behind like written things
I was like I think I wasn't that person but like if I had like it would have been like
Exactly that's a couch behind random thing. Well, just like I like it was in line
so then I tried to like, it was literally
like I was just like...
I like stood behind like two different people and then I was just like, I just did the same
thing. Like I would have had the same reaction if like, cause I watched and I was like, okay,
you gotta be chill about that. Like if I, if that were me, I would have been like, you
know, you just keep smiling, whatever, smile and wave. That wouldn't be me. I would totally
be like a, you know, a pan wave. That wouldn't be me. I would totally be like a panicker.
But yeah, really crazy.
That was probably one of the more viral things I've seen.
That's probably since Hawk 2,
probably the most viral thing, yeah.
And I love the cams now, other sports games,
where people recreate it.
Dude, that sucks.
Do you think it would have even gone viral
if their reaction hadn't been like absurd?
No, God no.
Because they should have just stood there
and like told his wife, that guy looks a lot like me.
Yeah, I look, I'm sure he's got a lot of times
where he's like, I could have done this,
I could have done that.
But in the moment, you're like,
get me the fuck off this camera.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Your original reaction is always gonna be like, ah, shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It is funny to be like, to think that they definitely know
the CEO of Astronomer, like they're gonna know
that I'm in an affair right now.
Like they have no idea who that guy is.
No clue.
I think that was one of the things that,
I think like the internet got wrong,
where it's like, no, just because you're a CEO
does not mean people know you.
Yeah.
Like, the astronomer CEO is
as fucking anonymous as you could possibly be yeah no one knows who that
Jackie is 10x more famous yeah yeah before last night you would ten times
more recognizable than that 100 like like ten times I'm getting sent free stuff
yeah I I but I could see how in their heads they're at a concert in their, you know,
wherever they live with like 50,000 people, like there's gotta be, they're probably like,
Oh, somebody that we know is in this crowd.
Like even like a family, a friend of a friend or something.
Yeah.
You know, they're probably more like, Oh, fuck.
Like James, I know also went to this concert and not James.
Yeah, whatever.
But like, and I don't know, like I could see that reaction,
just my first thought being like, oh God,
like what if somebody I know is here?
I think you gotta start tongue kissing.
Yeah.
Then you're blocking faces.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a good point.
Just start making out.
Yeah.
Also when they're panning to people,
couples specifically in the crowd,
you'd think maybe for five minutes we cut this off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's no way they were the first person.
I don't need to cheat that bad right now.
Well, also, it's like once that happens,
once you see that you're on the screen,
your marriage is already off the table.
That's already off the table,
so now you're just trying to not become
the most viral meme too.
And that's where you choose to not crouch down like behind different things.
And that's where you make the decision.
But already, like, if the camera's on you, most likely that's 1000% getting back to your
family and your wife.
So the worst case scenario is not ruining your marriage.
It's what happened.
I got a kick out of it though.
It was funny. Yeah. I got a kick out of it though. It was funny.
Yeah. Allegedly. Emma Watson got her license suspended for six months for driving eight miles
over the speed limit. So that's what they do in England. Wow. Yeah. She was going. But it's like
her third. It was like her third ticket in like six months or something like that. Yeah. But like
eight miles over, you get pulled over for that there.
If you, I don't know if I've ever gotten a speeding ticket.
I think I got one when I was in college.
Once you get a speeding ticket,
you're like, let's chill out for a few months.
Me and my buddies were talking this weekend about
one of our favorite DUIs,
which was this girl who we were hanging out with at the time.
Got a DUI. I believe this is, so I'm telling the story secondhand,
I wasn't there, but got a DUI with a bottle of vodka
in the cup holder.
Like a full smear off bottle just in the cup holder.
She was just swinging it in the car.
I respect that.
She like got a DUI obviously, got out of jail the next morning,
and Uber picked her up at jail, brought her to the party bus,
and then she went just right from jail to the party bus
and partied the rest of the weekend.
And we were like, this chick's a legend.
Where is she now?
I got the answer this weekend, I'll tell you.
Not good?
Jail?
Not jail, no, no.
I'll tell you off here.
Okay.
But alright, that is, that's it, that's the show.
Yeah.
Good show.
See you Thursday.
Bye. I'm going to go ahead and put this in the fridge for a few minutes. I'm going to be using a Thanks for watching!