KFC Radio - We Break Down the Viral Golf Course Pond Fight Video - Full Episode

Episode Date: July 10, 2025

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Hey KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Where are you going? Some guy comes out and sees me hanging over his... He's like, you hear about the electricity? I'm like, what? What happened with the electricity? I Want to tell it before the podcast starts cuz I like this is a pre-show if this is the prologue this might be too much This is a money. Yes. Oh boy Monday

So I fucked a kid Like what could about as a movie too much we can't put that in the first 10 seconds I honestly think it's like alright, we get it did Monday we record the podcast. Did you real quick? Did you what's up? What's different about you? Do you shave a beard? I yeah, but I shaved like a week two weeks ago But the Do you shave a beard? Yeah, but I shaved like a week, two weeks ago. Hmm. Oh. OK. All right. Let's just continue. But the, sorry, we do the podcast Monday, whatever. I go home, have a nice night, go to sleep. OK, so you wake up with food.

I was going to say, here's what I was going to say. And they're all centered around food. I was like, it's another slop bucket move. It's another, I ate too much. It's honestly too much, or I ate in my bed. It's was like it's another slop bucket move it's it's another it's honestly too much or I ate in my bed I'm not trying to do a bit it's just keep happening it's just your life I woke up Tuesday morning and I went to take like my morning pee and I looked at the toilet and there was like a ton of chocolate but I didn't know it was chocolate and so I was like looking but like they were not on like they were on

like the tip of the toilet seat and so I was like it wasn't even in the toilets on the toilet on the toilet on the seat no it's like are you like did it look like peanut butter cup shapes or like was it yeah no it looks like you shit on your toilet it looked like smear like not it was like it was like peanut butter cup shapes or like was it? Yeah. No, no, it looks like you shit on your toilet It looked like smear like not it was like It was like a hand Fingerprint of like smeared brown and I was standing with what I was like, what the fuck did I do last night like I? Couldn't fucked up. I was like no, but like I was just like I didn't have a memory and I was like

I don't think I fucking did anything but Why is there shit on the toilet seat and then I walked out to and you licked it chocolate and oh my god it's like oh I peed and I picked the toilet seat up and that my hands were covered in chocolate. It's like CSI chocolate, bro. Dusting for fingerprints with fucking Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. It was on the fridge. It was on the bedroom door.

I could just trace my steps. I was like, oh, I got a muffin. Oh, it all makes sense. I get it now. The mystery song. He's like, you can catch that. And this is me pushing the bedroom door open as I then I walked to the bathroom I fucking Remembered and then when I saw the muffin I was like, oh I remember at night

Getting it and being surprised at how melted Because I was like I was like it's just sitting on the fucking kitchen table like how is it? How is it this hot out and and then I like y'all came back to me and I was like, oh, yes Okay, it's chocolate, but I was like then I started dying laughing. It's like literally this morning. Jackie was like chocolate story He's got He's got one thing, one club in his bag, it's chocolate. This is like every single time you tune into Spit and Chicklets, they're talking about hockey. That's their thing.

It's a hockey podcast. This podcast is John's Food and Beggar. That's a message of sales. Can't figure out how to put kids here. Where's my elevator pitch? It's this guy. This is the guy who can't stop eating chocolate when he's asleep. Honestly, it probably would sell better.

It would probably sell better. That's one of those things that if you, it's so hard because people will accuse it of being a bit. That's why I want that. I promise you. If you just had an account that was just like John's Midnight Snacks, and every morning you woke up, you were like, I did it again.

People would be like, oh, this is fake. But if it's real, it's like the greatest entertainment ever. I completely, that's why I was like, it might be too much. Like it's over the top. I don't wanna keep doing it. Yeah, this is just the pre-podcast. This was the pre-podcast. That doesn't count.

We didn't do it on the podcast. Like yeah, he's got one fucking story. It happens every night, but he's got one. It's like it's like 50 first dates, right? Just like living your ear in a memento or whatever fucking day just starts over groundhog day I did the same thing got a muffin wash my hand Got a muffin, washed my hands. Man, he's learning. He's learning. What a genius over here.

If somebody were to rob you, it would be smart to actually leave chocolate prints. Yeah. Everywhere. Yeah. If someone were to rob me. That's me. Roll that out. If someone were to rob me, they would get into my apartment and go,

something's wrong. Never mind. Guys, someone beat us. Dude, I was looking I was looking for a black belt this morning like my black belt I can't find it and barrel a barrel with a button that I keep going And it was I I was like, ah, you know what I wore to Marty to Marty and Ria's wedding. And I think maybe it's in my suit bag that's in my other room. And I went into that room, that room in the front.

And it was just- That's your pile room. Bro, I opened the door and went, mm-mm. I was like, where that belt stays? That's where it stays. I'm not fucking dealing with this. Bro, that's how I treat my lawn. Like, there's a section that's overgrown and I just go, that corner doesn't matter.

But that's a literal living thing that is taking over the environment and that's your piled room. Same thing. I'm a consumer. My consumer has taken over an entire room in my apartment to the point where I don't go in it anymore. Have you thrown out the tuft of hair, the ponytail of hair, loose? I never saw that. So. It's right by your front door. Yeah, I thought that was like. Oh, well it's not there anymore.

Oh, okay. So. Somebody got really mad. Something's happened to it. It's not there by the door anymore. But yeah, it's like that room is Detroit in my apartment. It's like we gave it back to the streets. Trees are coming up through the foot of it in the wire new Amsterdam or whatever the block or anything goes We don't police this part of town. I like literally was like literally I swung the door open and then it didn't even hit

You know when it hits inside I was like That's like the richest thing about you is that just have a room in New York That's like the richest thing about you is that you just have a room in New York that you don't even want to look at. You could probably rent that room out to another human for like $1,500 a month. Okay, money back. What's your biggest flex? I have a garbage room. Oh, that's cool.

You have garbage? No, no, it's just a room that I've turned into a garbage room. It's like how like Ozempic is going to become to the masses when you're talking about like having big families is like going gonna be the new indicator of wealth It's gonna be like having garbage. Yeah, I got a three-bedroom What's in it? You're that light light right couple bags of trash You should like like people go shopping in there and be like, oh this is like thrifting John stuff.

Might be clothes, it might be an exercise machine. You gotta let Pabs do it. I mean, I could go in there and take whatever the fuck you want. Wait, can I do it? Yeah, trash room. You're more welcome. This is honestly like the poor version of like what really wealthy people will do. Like what Vince used to do for Turtle. Like yeah, you can have these sneakers, like you can have this car, whatever, except it's like a belt.

A fucking bag. Or it's like Storage Wars. Honestly, there's- You might find a gem, I don't know. There's five bags of clothes in there. Five construction garbage bags of clothes that are in there. The closet's full of clothes, anyone can go in there and get one.

Dude, I purged my house the other day. The clothes are to be picked up. I'm not throwing them away. They'd be the, it's just picked up. I'm not throwing them away. There'd be the it's just like I don't Everything man, I mean the amount of like moon man clothes. I have shit that I like forgot we design yeah samples Two of every color like stuff that I all love and war but I was like, I just can't I can't keep this I don't know. It's so much but in New York, it's impossible. I've had those literally in the trash bag for like a year It's impossible to get someone to come pick stuff up.

Like, I've had people come to, I've talked to people on my stairs three times. They came and they were like, like, whoa, you didn't pay the extra to bring it down? And I was like, I'll bring it down. And they're like, no, you can't bring it down. That can't happen. Like, we have to bring it down.

It's crazy. And then, but you gotta pay an extra 40 bucks. It's like, guess what? This is going in the garbage. And the guy was like then mo just then mo to me and I was like I had went on to the salvation on your website put in a credit card like paid 30 bucks or whatever It wasn't be they were gonna come pick it up He's like that's an extra 40 then mo me and I was like I was just in a bad mood in the morning It's like dude. You just try to scam me. Just tell me you're trying to scam me. Yeah, give me 40

I was gonna say that's almost the better approach. Yeah, it's really. I'm trying to get one over on my boss, can you send me 40 bucks? Yeah, here you go, fuck it, here's 40 bucks. Don't fucking lie to my face. Don't pee on my head, man. The, oh, one other thing that, if we're just going through my stupidity trials

and tribulations. I mean, that's the show. Yeah. That's the show. It's been the show for 10 years. It started out as other people's stupidity and then it just became yours. And somehow you got dumber. We're like, we don't even need anyone else. I've told you this and I wanted to say on the show because there are going to be some

other shows that come out in the future where I'm discussing a topic. When we were out in the dozen in Chicago, I did like Chef Donnie's show and we were just talking about traveling. I don't know. We did a lot about how I'm going to Wimbledon. And then I did Juan Tandon's show and I was like, yeah, I'm going to Wimbledon. Can't wait. It's going to be fucking awesome. You'll just sit a lot off area. Yeah, I'm not going to Wimbledon. I'm not going to Wimbledon. I'm surprised. Turns out that I am not good at it. It's me and my friend who, the same friend I went to Liverpool game.

Obviously, we're not great at Googling stuff, particularly when it comes to England. And he was going to be over there for work. And he's like, dude, I'm going to be over for work. Wimbledon will be happening. Come over. Let's go to Wimbledon. I'm in.

100% can't wait. And I just thought, like, I go to the US open every year. I just thought like it's like impossible again Yeah tickets and you go wait. Let me is so you look like tickets Is it like something like $10,000 is like crazy? I wanted to tell you this. I was willing to spend a Super Bowl ticket And it's way more than a super Like like as it stands as I'm now saying, I'm not going to Wimbledon, if they get down to Super Bowl ticket prices, I will go. The first tickets I saw, my buddy's telling me they're down to like,

they're down now. But the first prices I saw were $30,000. He's like, I'm like, oh, I'm like, dude, there's no chance I'm going. I'm still going to go to London. But wait, is that like, have you talked to Game Time? I have. Not not game time themselves, but like this is before I even thought they were 30 They like this is like one of those things are like, you know, you go on eBay and it's like I'm selling this piece of toast For $50,000. No one actually buys them or like that's what the like people are paying that rate. I guess I don't know I don't know. That's the lowest available

It was lowest available. I've been told that the nerds they're now down to 16 and my that's I mean I know what you know I know what you're talking about but like you don't even know what's going on that's oh yeah that's the reason I want to go because live tennis is so fun I know what is all is it fucking $20,000 if you get sound like a super bowl like five grand I'll go but I'm not paying anything like that That's insane, bro You can go to the women's for five thousand Boy you want to talk about inequality Women's semi-final 5100 bucks what men's semi-final 17 six doesn't send me Wimbledon men's single. Hey

No, this is still crazy, but men's singles and women's doubles finals, 24, 600, 24,600 bucks, I don't even know what that means, that you get the men's singles finals and the women's doubles finals or just the men's singles and then the women's doubles finals? I think you get both. That would be, I mean, it is, this is correct, it is the cheapest. Yeah. Because you're getting, you know, two things, but it's $25,000.

And it looks like it's one ticket. No, no, that's two, that's two, that's two. So really, you can go to the women's doubles finals and the men's singles and potentially men's singles finals for 12 grand each. And that's technically six grand because it's two things. So we're down to a Super Bowl ticket. I think what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna get a nice Sunday roast and watch it a pub

Recreate the I'm gonna go home and watch that movie where Zendaya has a threesome Do you have the tickets to London? What's up? You already have the tickets? Yeah, I'm going to London still But I don't know unless I bet you know what or I have no idea I don't know anything about Wimbledon and tennis culture really. But I firmly, I am firmly 50-50. What? That enjoying a big sports moment in a city, at a bar, in the town, in the culture

can be better than or just as good as being in the building. I agree, except I've had one time I had a horrible experience with it and I I What you're trying to go to the bar? Well, you know, obviously like in America We've had a ton but I went I was in Portugal for the World Cup and I wanted to go watch The Portugal game at a bar. Yeah, and like it was so it was just guys sitting there smoking That sucks and I was like, I fucking sucks sucks I genuinely mean this having never been to it live. So I guess I really can't like describe it or claim this but I

Would find it hard to believe that being at the USA Russia Olympic game Would be as fun as saloon was and all those bars that we did. Oh yeah. Everyone was throwing the beer. Remember? We had like a compilation video of Boston bars, Chicago bars, New York bars, Philly bars and like as TJ Oshie was doing the 21st fucking, you know, and beers were flying. We were all drunk at like 10 a.m. I hadn't been to bed yet. Yeah. I mean, I was like, where was that?

In Russia? Or what was the time? Like why were we? It was in Sochi. So everybody was at the bar for the gold medal game or to get into the gold medal game? No, I think it was just USA Russia. I don't even think it was a knockout game. No, it must have been a knockout game because they did such a long shootout. So we all went to the bars. At this point it was like when every city was still doing a lot of bar parties at the bar still.

So we all kind of had our home base. And the bar opened up. I don't even think this is legal in New York. I don't know how they did it. Yeah, I think you can get specials and dins for this. There was a line out the door around the corner at 8 AM. Yeah. I think it's like when.

Was it the only one where all bars opened? There were some, but not all. I'm sure some. But yeah, it was like, man, but yeah. Some got open. It was like, man, that was really a fun time. That was, it was like, cause we were all 25. And everyone else who was 25 was like, just tell us what bar to go to.

Always came. From the jump, we could really pack a bar out almost every time we wanted to do it. We were stats in Southie, and it was like, lying around the block, Steve Levy was there. It was like me no way me Fucking D. Lo blackie Steve. Levy my buddy the one who's coming to fucking London. I'm gonna London with like it was just I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure I had the papers and TVs at saloon I think people throwing so much beer they broke TVs and I was like that's on your tab. I was like

I don't want to speak out of school here. I think Dan, like obviously he was having a bar in Chicago, I think he tells a story where like he I think he fell asleep in the street after or like he did something happen like where I was like well that's not a character. I was supposed to record the podcast with my brother like that was whatever day of the week that was because it was a weekday right I think so mmm I don't think so I think it was well there was some time that I was shitfaced at noon yeah and I remember my brother was still working his regular job and he was producing it and he like came over and was like are you ready to record and I was like let's do this and then I was like I stood up off the couch I was like I'm not recording

about guys and he was like ah fuck you dude like came from like Queens and like skip work and all this shit and I was like I'm shitfaced bro. Wait fuck there was just something there. No. Those were the good old days. What was the time again I know you've told the story and like everyone knows the story, but you got in trouble because you were drunk. No, you slept in. Oh, you went to the kickball tournament? Yeah.

Okay. Okay. That's right. That was the same thing. That was the old kickball tournament. That was an all nighter weekend. That was on account of the cocaine. Damn it, guys.

This is like, I'm sad that I missed that. Yeah. I'm sad that I missed that. Yeah, yeah. Sometimes I say, like, if Barstool was as big as it is now and I was 25, I don't know, man. I mean, I was living like a fake rock star life then when we were like nobodies. It was parties and girls and pictures pictures and just like feeling cool and fame Whatever you want to call it like when we were still pretty regional and just like people in your respective city would know you Now if I just do can we were talking about that the other you guys dropping the ball to be honest

You should be doing this Realizing I guess people are doing I'm just No, but like we used to be like, I mean, I had, and they for sure had it in Boston, but I had Mad River and Saloon and Tin Lizzie and there was a bar down at Penn Station. All these spots that was like, we're gonna go here for the Kentucky Derby,

we're gonna go here for hockey, World Cup soccer will be here when the Mets are in the playoffs and the Riot Rangers are in the playoffs. Every Riot Rangers in the playoffs like You know every football Sunday. It was it was a it was his own job. Yeah, you know Yeah, it was You didn't have to I guess but it was partying and also work It was one of those like you burn into both ends big time I'll never forget we were meeting with Budweiser, like regional distributor, Budweiser, you

know, marketing budget. We're not talking like corporate Budweiser, but it was like, I represent New York, we're trying to get Budweiser in bars and whatever. And so they would like link up with us to have a party and they would serve exclusive Budweiser products, all that shit. And Dave like came from Boston and we met with this guy. And then Dave replied all on the email. And I said, what do you think?

Or something like that. And then he wrote back, yeah, that guy's kind of a weird bird, but sounds good or whatever. And that guy, he's an ex hockey goalie. And I remember him being like, yeah like we're goalies were weird birds Yeah, it was just a very funny like I remember be like dude That was you know you know you replied all on that one He's like oh fuck back with like that would matter yeah, David like I don't even fucking care

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That lake fight or whatever it is. Have you seen this? No. You haven't seen this video? No. Jaclyn. This is a great video. Bro, this is, I was going to start the show with this

before we lean into our usual stupidity. I've been on the internet long enough that it really, nothing surprises me or gets me going or revs my engine anymore. I think this is top five fight video of all time. All time. And to exactly your point, we've seen so much of the internet that it takes a lot for me to watch something.

I have to see it on my timeline five plus times. Right, for me to be like, OK. From trusted people who I'm like, all right, they know fun. And then it takes. They think it's funny. And then to fully watch a full video and then re-watch a video, it's like, I can count on one hand. Yeah.

And that's this level. And it was yesterday morning, I saw them start popping up. and I was like, I'm sure it's a good video I don't know. I just don't really I don't need to see another fight video Whatever who cares and then like as a day progressed I was like fine. I'll watch this video That's an all-time great. It's that's oh in all time. There's so many elements of it. They're they're either I'm assuming they're in Canada because everyone's Canadian. Yeah. Okay, so everyone's Canadian. They all have Canadian accents The bad guy if you will looks basically Dan Blaserian, right? He's like, yes He's like this douchebag who he's all tatted up

I actually saw the the headline said like NHL enforcer gets in a fight on the On the golf course and it starts out with just like the care on this one guy being like you fucking go and he's all inked up but he looks like a meat head and I was like oh that's the hockey guy and he was not he was not the tough guy he was not the enforcer of this video he's like doing the Wilcompton he's hyping himself up like make all these noises and the guy filming and the guy all cameras like you don't want to do this but you don't scare anyone yeah yeah and he goes at him and this the guy picked a fight guy, all cameras like, you don't want to do this bud. You're not scaring anyone pal. Yeah, yeah. And he goes at him and this, the guy he picked a fight with was an ex NHL enforcer.

And he first throws him into a lake and this guy crawls out on his hands and knees, crawls out of the pond. And he's like, don't come any closer. And then he grabs him by like, you know, like the hockey guys like through the, like you grab by the Jersey and he goes, grabs him and he goes, bang! But he said, he's saying the hockey guys like, you grab by the jersey, and he goes, grabs him, and he goes, bang! But he's saying, he's going, bang! Bang!

Bang! And he's nailing him, and it's like Batman, where you just go like, bow! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! And one of his friends tries to step in to be like, don't kill my friend, and he throws him away, gives him four more bangs.

The guy, I actually gotta give the guy a little bit of credit he kept coming yeah he kept getting up he's in the water punch three times punch four times and then this like hip check where he throws this guy like like you throw like your kid like he's he's literally flying yeah flying through the air and hits the ground and is like he's like skidding away like like a tornado hit him and the whole time the guys going enough I told you not to fuck with me it's like it's one of those things where it's like those are guys who like they've never started a fight but they've ended you know I don't want to do

this I don't want to do is okay bang bang I mean it is he's huge dude. Yeah Because the the most I've watched it a hundred times now It was pretty good description the the most underrated line or situation I suppose is when he's yelling at the guy one of the guys off-camera goes if you do someone throw you in that fucking The first thing he does And the first thing he does is throw it in the lake. And as he's doing, after he throws it in the lake, this part is the best. I think the guy filming it goes, off to a good start, bud. In that Canadian hockey accent, good start, buddy. All right, now that you've seen it, now you've described it,

let's see if it lives up to the hype. Wait, can you pull it up on here? I want to watch it again, it's just the best let me do you need a video or like a link Steve yeah yeah I mean it's all like every kind of throw you in that lake boom throw him away good start to a good start bud. There's just something unbelievably cool about being that confident in a fight that like you know I'm going to start narrating my punches. But you know what surprised me? You want the full one or the white?

Yeah let's go with the full one. Because this is the beginning of it. Hurry up. Not that fucking tough. No he's not. Not that fucking tough. He's not tough. No he's pretty tough.

He's pretty tough. The guy in the white is trying his best. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey can't even stand into your ball up mom he's not teaming up he's standing you need to get the fucking let's get going here this is not fun 30 seconds later he throws it at a lake I'll try about it I'll try about it Fucking try about it I'm going to You're fucking pussy Like fucking try about it Buddy, buddy, buddy

You're gonna get fucking shit to I don't give a fuck Good, let's fucking go man Buddy No, I'm not filming this I'm not stopping Let's fucking go man! Buddy! Ho ho ho! No, I'm not filming this. I'm not stopping. No!

You guys need to get off the boat. Let's fucking go! Go now! Pack up, go now! If you're wooing and shit, you better bring the fucking noise, man. You're not scaring anybody. I don't fucking care! Hey, man. Come on, man. shit you better bring the fucking noise man you're not scaring anybody come on I got it all on record Get out! Hey, hey! Get out! Get the fuck out of here!

And the best part, so this guy is uh... I said stop looking like an idiot! Get out of here! I don't think I've seen this very end part. He just kind of like gently pushes him away. This Dan screenshot of the fucking throw when he's just floating in mid-air. Bro, I tried my absolute hardest to make one of those old-school edits. Like where you start flying through the galaxy. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about? It's a perfect one for that. The body freezes and it just starts going through the whole

universe. Dude, you know what? We were talking like old days earlier. That's a video where like you would have done a 3,000 word blog. Oh my god. I would have broke down Every this moment that moment. I mean like the throw in the lake that could have been the video and I would have said It's an all-timer the bang bang bang all-timer the throwing a grown man in the air like that All three of those things would have been like, oh, that's one of the best fight videos ever and all three happened in one video and there's no wasted it's like a minute long like this is the extended version but if you watch it for like one minute it's like oh my god it's the greatest minute ever and the funniest part so so that is Nick Tarnaski was he he's an

enforcer was he much of his career he so he's like loving all this and I was talking to him on Instagram the funniest thing is his Instagram is It's it's just him with his babies Taking pictures like the Easter bunny. He's like smiling. He's like this nice family man And now I said you're like the Canadian Godzilla just like this fucking monster. I mean he's loving it I know what guys by the way were like drunk They were being disrespectful to everybody on the course, like it was a totally justifiable like. Yeah, that's why it's such a great video.

Yeah. As you can tell. He's the hero. There's good and evil. Yeah. Like it's not just like, here's some fight, you don't really know how it started. Right. You can clearly tell these guys are the assholes.

Even like the fact that, like that, and that extended version when he's just bent over for like, I don't even know what he's doing. I know. He's bent over like 15 seconds. Yeah. I think he's trying to tee his ball up but like yeah you can tell the guys who are angry are not in the wrong right and it's like all right nice just this is happening this is one of those things I mean Nick's a big guy to begin

with so I wouldn't pick a fight with him at all but that surprised me that he's not that big no? I thought it was guy small? I saw a tweet I don't know I saw that he's listed 6'2", 2. But that's, okay. But that's big, but it's not like, I thought he was like 7 feet tall. Yes, I agree with that. I'm just saying I wouldn't pick a fight with a guy who's 6'3, 230 anyway. But also you don't know who might be a fucking, a professional fighter for a living basically. But I think because of what you had said where you were like, I thought he was, like because he's so aggressive, I guess in my head, he was big. Yeah.

So then that meant the other guy's much bigger. And it must be huge. Right. That guy's about 5'8". Yeah. Right. He's trying to play the part. But I thought he was the tough guy.

And I was like, you are definitively not. The difference is that is a guy who thinks he's tough, versus a guy who is tough. I would imagine it's like every guy's dream to have somebody be like, no, please come fight. Absolutely true. This is like, to be so confident that, It's like every guy's dream to have somebody be like no, please come fight like absolutely This is like it's like to be so confident that You're going to win the fight that you're gonna make I'm gonna put my commentary on it

It was no fear that guy's gonna punch me back or if he does it's gonna be a problem It's the point that I'm gonna joke around and make commentary, you know, I just fight so like I'm like Does he always do that? Did he do that on the ice? Is that is that his thing like I just fought so often that I just like put a Track behind it. I this is the kind of stuff that like I before I go to bed at night I just sit there and I dream one of us on the golf course and subscribe stuff to me Room in a lake and then beat the shit out of me toss them to the air my viral for it like They like to have that is this is the same kind of guy again

I don't know Nick's career that well, but like Essentially biz. Yeah, we saw biz do this to eight people yeah that's what happens if it's one-on-one yeah yeah he's going on chick list today so I was like well welcome to like your new career yeah yeah permanent member of the chick list gang or like you know a new correspondent or everyone's new favorite such a such a nice dude like I like when the guys, I like the, I don't start it, but I'll end it type of vibe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the guy you wanna be.

And he clearly is that. I have a feeling that this is gonna be one of those, as I ask the question, I'm gonna realize it's dumb. Is a gangbang, is it derived from, not in a sexual term Like is it is the original use of gangbang for fights like ten versus one no well like gang banging is like a no I know what a gang bang is no no no no no no let's find out the etymology gang No, but like gang banging is like a gang term like you're getting banging

But is banging like like fighting or like fucking? No, I see what you're saying like did it come from was it fighting and they were like we're essentially fighting this shit. What's the Latin root? I would guess that gang banging like gang members like shooting guns and fighting and all that shit is first. I would think so too. Yeah Yeah, and then that became like A little fun this conversation it could be like no The term gangbang originated in the mid 20th century in the 1950s a slang term for group activity Huh, I Would have thought that so then that's weird that people say gang banging to be like

a tough like you're a gang banger you know what I mean? Yeah that that I don't know if I believe that I I'm with you I think can you can you can you type like gang bang? Just check click an actual link. The word etymology next to gangbang is really funny to see. Like participate in a street gang is kind of... A gang shag in the 1927! Earlier was gang shag, since to participate in a street gang is 1968.

Huh! So banging, sex? No, no, no, right there, 1540s. That's just for bang. 1937 was the meaning of having sex with, is banging. Jackie, great question. Great question. Thank you so much. Don't ever, you shouldn't even have to put that qualifier in there,

like this stupid question. That's a great question. No, thank you. I really do. Well, there we go. What came first, gang bang, the sex or the fight? So let's just click that that that probably is everything we just read but uh

Yeah, it seems like sex came first I would have never thought that I would have thought it's like Funny that we're taking the term that means like gangbangers shooting guns and fighting and shit And we're gonna apply it to sex the other way around. So now if someone's like, yo, I'm a gangbanger, bro. It's like, oh, did you know the etymology of that? It's not as tough as you think because in 1927, she said it's group sex. By the way, I also my number one reason for that line of thought was like, I didn't necessarily think people were having like gang bangs in 1927.

I know like, you know, there's the orgies in ancient Greece Yeah, but just like a good old-fashioned like I don't know. It was one girl and five guys. You're doing that in 1927 Yeah, you're a freak Yo, you're gang-magnet 1947 you come out like a rat king and you come out like a rat king. Everyone's just stuck together. Like, yeah. Like, yeah. Like, yeah.

Just like, get out of here. He's like, I'm trying, dude. Our fucking shit is all wrapped up. We are intertwined forever. We've made dreadlocks somehow. You got, you know, if you have a gangbang, you gotta shave your whole body to get free. It's just, just like spit and sweat and cum

have mixed into like some kind of glue. You know what I mean? Like how they used to make a thatch through machine. This will hold up through the winter. I can't imagine that kind of shit going on, bro, because I started watching Mad Men as well. Oh did you? Fuck yeah.

You like the pilot? Yeah, I've always seen the pilot. I've always seen the pilot. I was in the pilot's good. But now I'm getting into the rest of it. The I don't know if this is real or exaggerated, but like the male female interaction is unbelievable. It's they they treat women like they're aliens. Yeah.

Like they walk in a room and if you're not like being my secretary or cooking, they're like, what are you doing? like when he comes home and the divorce woman is like sitting in the living room with a Betty they're just like smoking and talking and and Don walks in and he's like Hello What are you doing in my house? Yeah, are you here to fuck me or cook for me? Like I get that that's probably what it was like, but the show makes it seem like, you know, if that was truly what life was like, god damn.

If that's truly what life was like, bitches better stop complaining, because it's pretty fucking good now. It was a lot worse back then. Okay? Not too long ago, you were literally like a human washing machine. That's what I'm saying, like it's so crazy. Like it was like 80 years ago? No, 40 years ago? 50s is now like 75 years ago. OK. So like that was a long time ago, but it wasn't that long ago.

All this shit. You're only like one or two generations removed from like slavery. Yeah. It's fucking insane. So I realized that watching the show where I was like, oh, I'm doing something right now that's gonna look monstrous in 50 years I don't know what it is. I was gonna say we're heroes, but okay, but like yeah

Oh, but we're all so I'm as good as I can be in this moment. But in 50 years I'm gonna look like a fucking psycho. Yeah, I don't know what it is I'm doing but I'm doing something you can go you used to do that Say that to them. Oh, they might be the monsters, you know, maybe their turn They've body shamed us all into the fact that none of us take our shirts off anymore. Can you believe in 2025 no men took their shirts off? But we didn't body shame you guys into that. That was like Josh Richards that did. Who's a skinny 16 year old? I want abs like that.

We're not men. We're not men. Um, fuck, but what was the... Fucking Mad Men. Gang Bangs. Gang Bangs. That was podcasting just serendipity right there. From the hockey fight to Gang Bangs. Didn't, you know, what a segue.

To be fair, there wasn't really... No, there was a segue, yeah. Barely, but you know, you don't need one. Bang, you said the word bang was said. That's all it takes. I don't think I have it. I'm just still trying to think of it. You lost it.

It's gone. It was something with Don Draper. Oh, where's our, do we have any more of those phrases? We haven't done that in a while. Oh. I don't know where the hat is. The hat's right here. Oh.

Oh, it's empty. Phrases are gone? All right, we'll start that back up again next episode. So Nick is going to be on Chicklets. Oh, did you see Grill Guy's video? Grill Guy made a great video. It's just a great, like it's a funny video, but the concept even better. It's the guy who got beat up at the golf course calling his dad afterwards.

No. It was very funny. Oh, also I do remember what I was going to say, sorry, real quick. You can so clearly see, or at least least I can see my grandparents in that show oh, yeah, and where it's like but it is such an interesting thing where Like again, at least as far as my grandparents relationship was it was like my grandfather getting in the suit Getting his fucking briefcase going off to the company to make the money and be the boss and my grandmother going, thinks he's the boss. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He really running the show here.

Go ahead honey, have fun today. I kind of like, oh no you can't. I was going to say, I feel like in the show there are some women who are certainly kept down, but I feel like the idea there or the vibe around the women is like the men thing there. Right, right. I run this by, especially, what's her face, the, is it January men think they're right. I run this by especially what's the face the the January Jones or Christina Hendricks whichever one's the redhead redhead running the office. She's the one like she runs the entire. Yeah she's got sterling in the palm of her hand.

If you had to pick a time to live that was not right now. When would you go back to. Well what could you get down with that era of like because I definitely see right now, when would you go back to? Well, I also think like- Like, could you get down with that era of like, cause I definitely see enough videos and shit nowadays that are sort of like, I wanna be a housewife, like we took this feminist thing too far, like it's not that bad.

I've said this, like I don't think that we should have credit cards, like I can't. We've firmly established that credit card debt for Jackie is a problem. We know that is a sticking point for Jackie. Stop giving me fucking credit cards. Jackie, if you could live in any era, what would it be? Anytime they don't give me a credit card. Was it like 1979?

Not the Flintstones. I saw they kept it on a stone. I want no record of my spending. Also, this past weekend when I was home, I used a car again and like I can't don't give me a car No cards or card card car. I can't park. I can't I really can't park and then like my sister tried to park like She had to have her boyfriend do it like my mom tried to park. I was just like just stop dude. Just stop giving up I've gotten into like a full like honestly like one of the More intense fights I've ever gotten into like a full, like honestly, like one of the more intense fights I've ever

gotten in with a woman was we were, I was like hung over. So I was like in a bad mood and we were going to get some food or something like that. And we pulled up alongside this spot. She was driving. We pulled up alongside this spot that was from this wall to that wall. And she was like, I was like, that's a spot right there. And she's like, that's not a spot. I was like, I was like, that's a spot right there. And she's like, that's not a spot. I was like, no, that's a spot.

You can park there. And she's like, I can't parallel park. And I was like, you don't have to parallel park in that spot. Just go reverse. That's a parking spot. And she slammed the car into park. She's like, well, it's not a spot for me. And I was like, well, just fucking,

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Well, so now when you when you finally have a little bit of money to pay back your bill and you pay thirty bucks You're only paying the interest you haven even started to get back to the actual loan. I just can't do it. I'm like, genuinely really trying. I don't know what you're saying. I'm going to loan you this. I'm going to loan you that. Right.

Okay. Now you have to give, no, what's the best way to do this? Yeah. I keep going. What? You think I'm going to make it more confusing? Yes. Cause I got it you think I'm going to make it more confusing? Yes. Because I got it, and now I'm confused.

No, I will call. I think this is where my hang up is. Not my hang up, just why I'm lost. Let's say I spend $5,000 this month, right? And I owe the credit card company $5,000. Yeah. But all they're asking me for is $3,000. Yeah. And I just pay the $3,000. Yeah all they're asking me for is $3,000.

And I just pay the $3,000. Am I getting hit with this stuff? Yes. So now you've paid off some of it, but the percentage, the 30%, it's 30% for a year. So like you said, you divide it by 12. That's the monthly percentage. So monthly I get charged if I don't pay off

my full credit card bill. But as long as you carry some sort you have, as long as you carry some sort of bill or some sort of debt, they are applying that percentage interest. Here's why I got fucked because I thought what you seem to think that the minimum payment is all you have to do and then you don't pay the minimum payment is just what you do so it doesn't affect your credit score. What and what if you don't even and also that like it starts

if you don't pay the minimum payment, your credit score is probably like 500 or something. Yeah, then they start calling you being like, you know, and like your minimum payment in the beginning could be like a hundred bucks. The minimum payment is very low. The minimum payment could be like a hundred bucks, but then like, you know, if it's like gone on too long, they're like, now you got to pay back a thousand, now you got to pay back 2,500, now you got to pay back, like, eventually they come for you. Okay, let's, okay, so let's say, hypothetically, someone keeps like, I don't know.

Using your credit card. They use their credit card a lot. Yeah. And like there's always a balance on it of a couple grand, but like I'm paying a couple grand every month. I think you're fine with that. Like the thing is you are paying more money than if you just bought it with cash.

Yeah. Because they are applying a little bit. Just think of it as like a tax, like a penalty. It's a penalty. Oh, tax? Fantastic. Yeah, yeah. You want taxes. It's a tax that I'm charging you to,

I'm gonna allow you to buy this $5,000 thing because you don't have $5,000 on you. And in exchange for that, you gotta pay back like 6,000. And you can do that over time, but if you let that carry, it could be six, it could be seven. It can really, OK. So even if you pay off the minimum at the end of the month, they're still up charging?

Yes. The meter keeps ringing. As long as you're carrying a balance, they will be charging you 5% a month or whatever. And they just tack it onto the end of your credit card bill. So then the next month, your bill is even higher, because then you're paying that percentage for the last of your credit card bill. So like, then the next month, your bill is even higher because then you're paying something with like, like student loans. Like I took out $50,000 and then you pay it off over like 30

years. They're charging you interest for that. So you're really only paying off the interest. That's called the interest in the principal. You're not really even getting to the principal yet. You're just paying off like the penalty that we're assessing you for, for using this money ahead of time. And then when you get through that, then you start to get through, like, then you're paying us back the actual. Like, unless your statement's zero every month, then you're paying, so.

It's pretty, like, see, my, like, I, this is crazy, that. I'm, first of all, I don't understand this. Second of all, I'm really trying to figure out the best way to deal with the paper books. And third of all is, like, I am an adult man who's really genuinely trying to understand credit cards and it's just not releasing it. All right, how about this? How about this? I get it.

But here, no. Let me say this first. Do you like a piece of paper so you can rip it? If I, like I don't even touch my ATM card, my bank card. Like I just. But you're also getting points and all that shit, so you gotta think of it like that way. So like everything, and honestly the only reason

is because I'm my Apple Pay, it's just my credit card, and I just pay everything with Apple Pay. So at the end of the month, I pay, honestly most months I just pay off the entire credit card bill, but sometimes I don't. Then you're good. Okay. And if you're paying it off, you're probably, I do the opposite. I don't like to, well, I'm in a different spot right now, but in a perfect world. I wouldn't have any credit card debt. I I paid cash for everything. I just only haven't that yeah, I paid cash for my house. I don't want a mortgage I don't I just don't like having that that's from my peace of mind

But if you are smart about it, and you do worry about things like points and like perks and all that sort of shit I don't do that either But if you're like I'm gonna accrue miles and I'm gonna accrue Like points and perks at certain stores and I get cash back and all that shit, it's good to use your credit card and then pay it off. If you don't pay it off, then you're losing money. Dude, points don't mean anything. I kind of agree with you, but I'm pretty sure they very much tangibly.

I have like Cash back is huge. I get a lot of cash. Yeah, like Apple cards are good for that. If you, if you, I believe they do 3%. So like, just think of it as like everything you're paying for, you get 3% less. It's 3% less than if you pay with a credit card. Basically, that's the way they put it. I will not take that deal to not do math.

No, you don't have to do math. Yeah, it's just- But you said 3%, and I went, mm. I view all this stuff, we are financially stupid people. Yeah, well, you're a genius as far as I'm concerned. But I mean the way we, like I also don't care about writing things off on my taxes. Like did you go out to dinner and I don't care. Yeah.

If you really take care of all that, you probably save thousands of dollars a year. I don't do that. Is that dumb? Yes. Do I care? No. I know. I did that when I had money, when I didn't have money, I just never did that. I've, yeah, that's it. I've never.

I'm not going to take the time to expense an uber And then they're like but my take a hundred ubers a year and adds up you're right I'm not doing it and I don't like I almost feel I don't deserve it Like when we're on the road and it's like well, you're a dinner Well, yeah, I would have had to have dinner if I was at home too Like I see that that's my thing is I'm almost I'm not arguing against the working man here I'm too honest if I have to eat food anyway

Yeah I was like whether I was here at home I had to get dinner the people were like I'm trying to write off my clothes because I have to go to work every Day, it's like you have to put clothes on You're just a human in the world I get if it's like I had to build a fucking studio in my house or something like that. This is something that I would not have done. I would not have flown to California.

So you either have to pay for those tickets or I have to get reimbursed. Yeah. Because I would not have gone there. Fine. But like I'm going to get my cable and internet paid off. No you're not. Or you shouldn't because... You need cable and internet. Yeah.

I think that's why I like the way it works here so much. It's like, you get the flights hotel. I'll be fine otherwise. I'm with you on that. I mean there are people who just want to milk for every single penny. That completely makes sense. I 100% get that. It's just like, in my head, I so don't want to do that expense form that I'll make it make sense for me where I'll say, oh, I was going to eat anyway. It's also a dollar amount.

If you told me that if I could do expenses and get $50,000, I'd probably do it. Which part? You're going to get like, you're probably going to get like, I know, sometimes I look at the end of the month, I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Barn school sports in the hole quite a bit to me. All right, watch this. Ready? I'm going to give you, three, 4, 5. I am...

The credit card. You're using your credit card. Here's 5, right? Thank you very much. Now, you have to give me 6 back. Okay? So, but you're not gonna give me all 6 back right now, right? You're gonna spend that, whatever. You know what I mean? So, this is all... Now you get paid, right? You get a paycheck, right? There's your other... That's your paycheck. Now you're gonna come pay off a little bit of your credit card bill. Give me one of those back. That's like, you just paid the interest.

That's the six. Okay. You still have five to go. You just paid off the little bit that I charged you. Okay? Yes. Now. Wait, but I thought that that was what he just got.

That little paper cup, wasn't it? This is like his paycheck. His paycheck. So, but he's giving you his paycheck because you... Because I'm like, if you don't, your credit score is going to go down. But that's the interest. Yes. And it's just covering...

That's just covering like my fee basically. It's like, I have a bunch of money, you have no money. And so for taking my money and getting to use it, I'm charging you a little bit. Okay, okay. Now you just paid back that little bit, right? Now if you keep paying me, now we're getting back to the original loan, right? Now, a couple months go by, you don't make a payment.

This accrued back up to another paycheck, another paperclip. So you still owe me six now. So now you get paid again, right? You get another paycheck. Now you pay that little bit off again, that's still just the six where you still have never tapped into the five Okay, but I see. Oh, it's all I Know no, it's I get it. I feel like that's a pretty good way to describe it. I think I don't know it

I thought I knew I think I get it and I think I think I'm like, I'm OK then. Usually it's like, you live in a bar and five, here you go. Here's five. If you pay the whole thing back, you're good. If you pay even a little bit back regularly, you're probably losing a little bit of money because there's, depending on what your rate is and how often you pay. But if there are benefits, if you're doing other shit

with your cash, that it's like, oh, I was able to invest in this thing because I paid, I don't know. There's ways to come out ahead. As long as you're paying your bill somewhat regularly, you're good. Yeah. If you're not, you're in trouble. Do you know your credit score? I was about to say,

do you guys know it off the top of your head? My credit score is not good. I know mine down to the point, which is so amazing. I don't know, I was checking. I don't even know. It's in your, do you have a credit card app for your bank? I have a credit card app, yeah. Let's check your credit card.

I'm dying to know your credit score. Yours sounds like it might be good. I feel like yours is randomly going to be like the max, which is like 830, I think. Put it this way, I have always been worried about my credit score, like in good times and bad. And every time I checked, I was in the 700s. And I was like, all right, we're good.

Is that fine as long as you're above 700? Is that fine if you're above 700? Yeah, I think 800 is the best it could be. I think it's 830, maybe. I don't know. Yeah, you're above 700. Is that fine if you're above 700? Yeah, I think like 800 is like the best it could be. I think it's 830 maybe. I don't know. Yeah, like you're good at it. Would I do Bank of America? Yeah.

Like right now I have, I'm doing the renovations and I have like a big fat chunk on there. But usually it's also like, if you pay off like the whole fucking thing, you'll bounce right back, I think. I'm loading my latest FICO score. 765. You're so good.

You're golden. That's so good. Golden. That's like, yeah, you're getting approved. You're getting approved for absolutely everything you need. Fucking, turns out I do understand credit cards. Yeah. As long as you pay, like.

Wait, how do I even find it? Did you open up your app? Yeah. Can I look here? Is it my credit card app, or, what? What? What? Yeah, is it my credit card app or what? This show is crazy. We're doing like fourth grade All over the place gang bangs fourth grade math and spitting water everywhere

That was that was like halfway through the spit. I was like this is over the top It was just that clearly wasn't my water, you know Yeah, it wasn't it wasn't mine that you're good. Yeah, it was it was just what? It was such a different temperature than the water. I was used to That could have been a bottle of piss for all you knew This is your credit card Or this is like your bank account. Is it on my bank account or my credit card credit card? I'm not but like, my shit's all Chase, so it's all in one spot. Is yours all Bank of America?

No. I'm a Chase guy through and through. Chase, I think I have a... No. Bank of America. But whatever you are, I just feel like you're like... I don't know. I wouldn't bank anywhere else but Chase.

I'm a Chase man. Yeah, I very rarely ever go into a store but the Bank of America right here, that guy's nice enough. Although I sometimes I've gone into a Bank of America before and just noticed in the guy's eyes that he noticed me and I was like never mind I'm all set. Yeah you don't like that. Yeah you don't need to know. Fantastic you're a fan or you know what barstool is. I don't really need you to make my finances Yeah, I just remember that I just remember going to Bank of America ATMs And they would be like four fifty dollars four thousand fifty cents for a charge and I was like at that time I was like is it was that a much was I feel it's free if you're with it correct. I was not so I

Have to get a third-party app and trust and believe I'm not gonna do that It says to check your apple card credit score you need to use a third party is that the only third party you use Apple yeah Jackie's Jackie's message is like uh turn yourself into the police you are a financial criminal you are a white-collar criminal you're going to jail I seriously think I don't invest because I'm like I don't want to fill that extra form on I'm with you on that kind of shit too man like I don't invest because I'm like, I don't want to fill that extra form on time I'm with you on that kind of shit too, man. Like I know investing money is a whole hassle. I just give it to people Yeah, we're bad. We are financially. Well, I know I mean like like if someone's like hey, I'm doing this thing

Want to invest five grand? That's a end up with an apartment Newman It all works out usually so that's what I would have you there you go. Yeah, I'd tell you, end up with an apartment in Newman. Oh yeah, it all works out usually. So, that's what I would encourage. Have you made money on your new apartment? Probably. He wouldn't, he couldn't tell you. He couldn't tell you. Honestly, I think I do. I think I automatically get paid

like a couple hundred bucks every month. Oh, okay. I've never checked it, but that's what they tell me. When I got my money, we put it into like some safe bonds. And it was sort of like, I wanted to do more with it, but I was caught up in the divorce and the settlement. And I couldn't really touch the money and all that.

And then once that happened, it was a much different number than initially. And I was sort of like, I don't know, that's not enough to just leave it in the bonds. Yeah. Which is probably stupid. I think it's just all relative. It's just like, if the money I have now, after after everything's done was the money I got the first time I would be like

Oh my god, it's so much because it's a lot less. I'm like, I don't know. It's just I'm just financially safe You guys that were talking about like wolf of Wall Street like I seriously don't know what he was doing wrong What was he doing insider trading like yeah? I I I know he was doing predatory shit, right? He would call up the old people and making me yeah. Yeah, we were talking about this. I Finished it. I don't think I'm not like he's a nice guy You know consent is it but like They got to transfer him the money like yeah, but yeah, you know there are there are look I completely agree that there should be

Yeah, and like you tell your old man. I like you're fine. She goes okay here you go But it's like how our parents get caught up in Nigeria's games. Yeah, like but like They're there should be protection for consumers, but also if you just transfer someone your life savings because you had a phone call with them. You're a fucking idiot. Yeah. That's a tax. That's the interest. That's a stupid tax.

Do you understand interest? Me? Yeah. You got it, right? I mean, I don't even have my own credit card just because I'm so scared. But like, you understand what I'm saying? Yeah, like sort of. Yeah.

I'm hoping I explained it like enough for the class. Kevin's like, am I dumb or are they? I just I just know that like one of these two groups is Just know the rates are crazy like I just I just Got my windows done and the windows are just so fucking expensive one of the worst expenditures I've ever had expenses I've ever had in my life and it but I was able to get like 15 months No, no interest. I don't have to worry about all that shit. We just did I don't worry about I could just pay it off a little by little and

I first got my first credit card. It was like 12 months. No interest whatever and so when I first started things I was like no interest no interest no interest and then you come to realize it's like 30% It's a big fucking number and it's like oh you people are loan sharks You know wait like in them yeah I'm explaining that poorly but like sometimes when you first sign up they'll be like you get a year with no interest yes Or you get a special deal on this one thing you're purchasing no interest, but then once that expires it kicks in oh And so when I first signed up no interest and then 12 months later. I'm like where's that extra money Where's that extra bill coming? Oh, there's interest on it now, So they got you they rope you in that's how it's like there are people who have like four or five credit cards

It's like you'll sign up for a credit card outside like a baseball game. You know I mean I got three credit cards three years in a row Yeah, you want you want this free t-shirt all cost is a fucking credit card I want to knock $20 off your bill at Home Depot right now All you gotta do is open up the Home Depot American Express card, okay, and then you have a fucking credit card That's like draining you you know okay one Okay, and then you have a fucking credit card that's draining you. Okay, one more financial question. I have a credit card I don't ever touch.

Is that good for me, bad for me? What's the deal? Did you accidentally open it up thinking that you were just getting a little gift card? I hope it was... It might have been out of sheer boredom. It was just... I was riding the Amtrak for the 10,000th time and one of the people finally asked me, would you like to get an Amtrak credit card? I was like, yeah, that makes sense I think. And then I stopped riding the Amtrak for the 10,000th time and one of the people finally asked me would you like an Amtrak credit card? And I was like yeah, it makes sense. I think yeah, and riding the Amtrak there's like I think you know like I remember having like an American Express blue card

And it was like I think it cost me like 500 bucks a year to have this card. Oh, yeah, but that's AMEX I don't I don't think right. I don't know if anybody else said there might be something like that It's good because the number of credit lines you have open is like really good for your credit score So if you have more open that you're paying so if you're not doing anything with it It's like the best thing you can do for your credit score is just have a credit card that you don't You smart. Oh, whoa She's like, ugh! She's got my smartie. What were your grades? Yeah, I think I know. She's like, yeah, you're fucking stupid. You're fucking stupid.

I don't know. I don't like when people are like, eh. What were your grades? I got all A's in college. Didn't you get a really good grade on the lawyer exam? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I got a really good LSAT. What'd you get?

A 168. Yeah, and that's really good, right? Yeah. What the fuck are you doing here? Yeah, that's what I feel like. I feel like Good Will Hunting. I'm getting up. The door's locked tomorrow locked I can't wait till I walk in the studio and you're not here you know where socks but I really wanted to be a lawyer too

what did you get on your SEC oh you probably I got a thirty four on my ACT and I didn't submit it because my boyfriend at the time got a 36 and he said like mine wasn't oh That's abusive We were at dinner too with his family when we both opened our scores wait But but like I mean 36 is obviously higher, but like 34 is still like damn near perfect Yeah, yes this maximum score is 36, and I didn't send it to any colleges because I what the fuck where

mad men, bro You know there's a little lingering lingering leftover from that old generation. You're stupid. There is once. That's a guy going like, oh my God, my girlfriend's smarter than me, or as smart as me, like fuck. That's funny, cause I learned at a very young age,

women were much smarter than me. Like, like. But you, me, like women are just smarter. Like, like, it was, yes, I had. Everyone's like, nobody doubted that. But like, I remember being like. You guys are very, like you are smarter. Like, yes, I had... Everyone's like, nobody doubted that. But like, I remember being like... You guys are very, like you can't park, and you can't have credit cards,

like you're practically stupid, but like you're... I'm saying the John specifically. Oh. I can't talk, I can't talk either, but I'm saying like, if we go back to your facial features during the paperclip example, like nobody's gonna tell you.

Dude, I would be like, in elementary school, they'd be like, everyone pick groups, like, Stephanie, Bethany, where are you guys? Yeah, yeah. Yes, that was like, you know, group project, lake up with the girls. My best friends would be going, get the fuck away from me, you dumb idiot. You haven't done work in months. Francesca's going to do the whole thing. She's going to have the bibliography done. Dude, Stephanie and Bethany weren't even work in months. Francesca's gonna do the whole thing.

The bibliography done. Stephanie and Bethany weren't even made up names. Yeah, Francesca wasn't either, bro. I was like, did Stephanie and Bethany? Francesca was my girl. She probably got a 34 on her ACT. So you didn't do SATs, you just did ACT? I did pretty poorly on my SAT. So you are dumb, probably the math part.

Yeah. Girls can't do math. I actually, I never took the actual one. The hot girls can't do math, we know that. So you are dumb. Probably the math part. Yeah. I actually I didn't ever. We know that I actually yeah. So I can't do the numbers at all. I'm actually I'm actually pretty good math. I feel like I would have brought that one. No you're not. Hot girls can't do math. Luckily I can. Okay. That but also your display a second ago. No you can't. I can't do math. Luckily, I can. I know. Well, OK. But also, your display a second ago, no, you can't. You can't do the math. Well, I can't understand complex concepts.

But numbers, I can do. We should do some, like, some, I'll print out some tests or something like that and watch you guys do those. You know what I mean? That would be very funny. When you show me a bunch of numbers, it's obviously chemical and by law you've taught this to me what like I? In trying to teach you or talk about certain things

It's like looking at a different language. Yeah, it's like if you just showed me like Spanish right now I'd be like oh, I know like a couple of those words, but I don't know what I'm looking at It's a language that you don't speak. I don't speak, and then like, I really, really try, but then eventually you're like. Yeah. She sounds like a dumb, like, I'm trying. I'm like, I fuck, I'm like, come on baby, let's do it. And then like, after like a minute, your brain's like,

I think that's. We don't get this, like, why are you trying so hard? That's part of the problem though. I think you could get it. It's more laziness than stupidity. You're not dumb. I think after it there's like... Okay, okay, okay. It's 50-50 stupidity and laziness. Because I do think if you hit like 60 seconds of me explaining or you're trying to learn, like one minute, anything beyond that, you're like, I'm not going to get this. I'm not going to get this. I'm not going to get this. I'm not going to get this. I'm not going to get this. I'm like it's like the rule like three

plus four I can do three plus four plus five can't do another number of you throw an eight division side no I for like for the for the finance concepts like I seriously think I've pappled off myself because my dad's like home office Growing up like he would always take work calls in the morning So I could always hear him and at night like going to sleep and waking up you'd be like, oh like the APR I don't even know Let's go Jack! Give me one turn! Give me one financial turn!

Leverage the loan! Whatever. There you go, yeah. I don't know if you said a word that Kevin didn't use first. Like, when you dropped APR, I was like, impressive! No, Kevin said that one. Leverage? I don't think he used leverage.

Whatever. But that, like, I think I've pavlov'd myself to associate finance terms with sleep. So that's seven wins. This is the dumbest thing you've ever said. Where'd you go? Oh wait, what? Wait, I feel like this is like... No. finance terms with sleep I have to make so much sense. I like smart dumb. Just so when you say the word leverage, out. What's your sleep? I'm out. Seriously, I think I'm just like, oh, it's time to check out.

Yeah, that is Pavlovian, and that does make sense. That is very funny. Whenever you hear lullaby, you're like, I'm a little tired. Leverage the load, APR, go to sleep. You know what I hadn't thought about? I thought I'm a little tired. Leverage the load. APR. Go to sleep. You know what? I hadn't thought about it, but I could take a nap. Oh, man. You guys are dumb.

That's funny. So wait, if you weren't doing this, were you applying to other jobs and doing other type shit? No, this is the only, yeah, actually, I had a couple paralegal interviews So it's either gonna be law I was gonna do paralegal for two years and then or a paralegal for one year and then go to law school or this The thing about that it's just so much it's so much money and so much time

I know but I like it Law school like it's like it's good, but like you're gonna be like 30 But it wasn't something that I was gonna do cuz like oh I'll make money eventually like I genuinely really like it's good, but you're gonna be like 30. But it wasn't something that I was gonna do because like, oh, I'll make money eventually. I genuinely really like it. Otherwise, I would have never done that. I feel like the interns are pretty smart. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know. I know the ones. No, no, I meant like, I feel like Steve and Una are like, oh, smart, yes, yes, yeah. Your interns are smart, yeah. Yeah, our interns are smart. I don't know if you're the other idiots, but. I can just tell.

Actually, I couldn't tell, but now I know. Yeah, I wouldn't smart. I don't know if you're other idiots, but. I can just tell. Actually, I couldn't tell. But now I know. Did you, you thought I was dumb? I didn't think you were dumb. I just didn't know you were smart. I didn't, I didn't. There was a moment, you said, you said something to me. The bar is pretty low.

Yeah, it's not that I thought you were dumb. There hadn't been an opportunity for you to show your brilliance. I remember what it is. I don't know if I'm brilliant. She used one word that I was like, ah, she's got a functioning brain. She said sensibility. Sensibility. That's the word I used?

I don't hear. When did I say that? Young girl. I think we were talking about you. I was like, it's a fine line between making a name for yourself but being annoying, that kind of thing. And she said, yeah, I think I have the sensibility to figure that out. And I was like, that's a good word. if you're using the word sensibility you got good

sense that's what I was oh yeah that's fair I was like I don't use that word very often so that's that's you know not like on the bar or anything but I was like oh you're using words that I don't use you must be a smart girl and now that she's got like a billion on her SATs it's like all right yeah you're I theory that just for me if you ever use the term landscape like explaining like a culture or something like not in the term of like landscape or whatever yeah you're an asshole like if you're like the landscape of the media. Field. Field is one that goes with that. I disagree with you. Field is better than the landscape. I disagreed with you originally but now that I'm thinking about it I agree. I don't know if there's like a non other than like if you're saying like that's pretty landscape or

like landscape as in like horizontal. Yeah. I don't know if there's a term a way that you could use the word landscape and not. No there's a way it's just not the common way. Give me a sentence. Okay what's the... I was just saying this boy just bit off more than he can chew, man. You went on a limb too far there, buddy. Now you have to use the term landscape and not use the term landscape? Yeah. So I guess I just have to... You're joking. It was a tough watch. You can say field.

You could use like, industry. It kind of works, right? Like I'm just trying to think. I'm not even trying to think about how to use landscape in a good. I'm trying to use it at all. Well, like she said, like the landscape of media today is like short form videos. Yeah, I don't think that sounds that pretentious. I think if you're using it in an essay, that's fine. You're using it in everyday conversation.

How smart do you want your guy to be? Like, so if a guy was to say landscape to you right now you big you pretentious fuck or you'd be like, okay This guy's smart. No, like if you look at the landscape of college athletics Gavin McKenna committing to Penn State is one of the biggest deals ever But like even that it's like why are you why are you talking like an essay asshole? Yeah, no, you're right. Yeah, yeah, but then these bitches will turn around. They're so dumb Yeah, you picked a dumb guy. You see we have 17 year old kids signed Canadian came to play American college hockey. It's crazy That the kid that was on chicklets or no, I don't know if the Ken has been on I'm sure I'd like it

So wait, no, who is the number one pick this year? This year was a chef shaper. Yes, I mean't know if McKenna's been on I'm sure I'd like it's wait. No, who is the number one pick this year? This year was a chef shaper. Yes, I first like that. Yeah, I was watching a clip of biz and what talking him and Biz was like guys fucking guys 18. He's got his whole life ahead of him. I'm 17 biz. I was like They're talking to a child dude that he was the number one overall pick. Conner Bratt is that at the size contract. He was 17 too. I mean 17, like I feel like you guys would look at a 17 year old and be like, that's a baby. Yeah.

Like that's literally, I could be your father and it wouldn't be that crazy. Yeah. I had you like, sorely young. Like, I don't know, you know what I mean? Like that's. Yeah, I had you in my early 20s. Yeah, like that's kind of normal like that is bonkers I was even thinking

like I mean he's the number one pick you're a hockey podcast you're talking to him that's totally normal but in any other circumstance if I was like do you guys want to have a 17 year old on the podcast like legal like Mason Ramsey back in the day yeah yeah I can't talk to a child like that. So you like singing country music in Walmart, kid? God, that was a bad time for the internet. That guy was like the biggest thing that's ever happened. Wait, that guy, his music is like, yeah.

I actually have heard some of his songs that I liked. That's fine. Back at the time, I mean, I don't know. He had one that came out fair. Like, he was still young. And I was like, oh, it's kind of a nice song. I don't know if he still does but twang You know that kid who did that dance the like country dancing on bring it to stay

Yeah, he looked like Bob Fox when he did the dance, you know talking about you would know what he does Well, here's the thing he's done it nobody has ever milked a video more than that guy. Every, it's like, oh, it's the one year anniversary, it's the two year anniversary, but then it becomes like, flashback Friday, throwback Thursday, he's just posted that same video. And then he's like, this was me when I was like 15, this is me when I'm like 18, this is me when I'm 21.

Now he's just a dancer, I think he's just like a, I don't know, professional or aspiring dancer, so he does other dancing, but he just posts that same fucking video all the time be like this is what I went viral from One girl on tik-tok and like I guess one of her wedding videos like in the wedding video They were trying to like give each other the piece of cake to eat or whatever But he like took his and he ate his or whatever and it's like oh when your husband like thought it was just time to eat Cake and not like doesn't understand the, you know, whatever.

And it went viral. And nobody's ever milked something more than that. It's literally like, aren't you the girl, like, aren't you the girl, like, who posts, whose husband, like, ate the piece of cake? And it's like, yeah, that's me. Yeah. Or POV, like, your husband, they just find the new trend to repost their old video and it's like, I can't like the hustle, but god.

Yeah, find a new video. Do some interesting shit with your husband again. We milked this one. Yeah. Cake thing. As we talk about John, you know, spreading chocolate all over the apartment for the 50 millionth time. Get a new fucking game! Figure something else out! Find a new way! I'm trying. Like last night.

I want to preface. I get a kick out of every single like. Yeah, no, totally. It plays. It plays. It is also like chocolate muffins. You've never had chocolate muffins before. You threw this for a loop.

Yeah, that's a new one. I've got a huge muffin. Oh, I saw that. You're like, life is consumed by muffins. That is. I eat four or five muffins a day. I find that to be totally normal. I think they call us autistic.

Right now I am on a, and I've been on a lifelong milk kick, but right now bro, I take a sip of milk and I'm like, this is the greatest drink. I'm also super stoned all the time at night now. I'm like, this milk is so good. I love this milk. Whether it's a food or a drink, when I find something I like, I just want it every meal. And I eat it for like a month, and then it goes away,

and then it eventually comes back. I think that's normal. If you really like something and want something, why all of a sudden, three hours later, do you want something different? Yeah. Why are you going to have something different every meal?

So what? I want to eat a bunch of muffins Muffins are fucking fired. You're a good like Just let me six seven But also but for real when people like why do you give I could eat a million muffins a day Why do you fucking care man leave me alone? Muffin bottoms I want to toast it. I want to toast it I want not toast it I want chocolate I want corn I want them all leave me alone

the worst is like you can tell like when I'm down bad like I'm really trying to like I'm like I need a muffin but but it'll be like midnight 1 a.m. bakeries are closed side markets closed I'll go down to a bodega but you got any muffins out here? Yeah, yeah. We get a corn muffin. Oh, you have been talking about your muffin. Yeah. I mean, you eat muffins. Like, like- Picking them out of the garbage for you. Here's the true story.

In the morning, my yogurt, I'm mashing a muffin in it. In my ice cream at night, I'm mashing a muffin into it. Like, I'm raw dog and mushrooms. Well, you're not even eating a muffin for me, mushroom. Sometimes, I don't know, I'm doing all kinds of, I mash a muffin into it. Like, I'm raw dogging mushrooms. Well, you're not even eating a muffin for me, Mash. Sometimes, I'm doing all kinds of them. I'm a culinary expert. I'm doing all kinds of them.

I actually find a muffin a little bit hard to eat. Huh? I find a muffin difficult to eat. I eat it like in, so. It's kind of the Seinfeld thing. You use the top, you use the bottom. But if you're just eating the whole thing, do you cut it? Do you bite it?

I do it in halves. I only work in halves. So I'll do. And you go half down the middle or sideways? I'm raw dog the top, usually. Dude, do you break it off? Yeah, I'll do- And you go half down the middle or sideways? I raw dog the top usually. And- Dude, you break it off? Yeah, I'll just-

And then top. So I'm buying in bulk right now. I'm buying muffins in bulk. And- Because you're eating them in bulk. Because I'm eating them in bulk, yeah. But the problem is they go stale really fast. Really like-

Yeah. Six hours later you bite the bottom of the muffin, you're like, this is a rock. Terrible. It's a nightmare, which is why now I'm fucking regaled to coming down to Bodegas at 2 a.m. You're just looking for trash muffins. But the, so I'll do like, I'll usually raw it on the top, and then the bottom half will be mashed into yogurt and ice cream, or I'll toast it and I'll butter the bottom half,

which is a nice way to do this too. But but I eat the top raw I had a muffin every day you thoroughly explain it yeah we get you fucking muffin this brings me to like you as obsessed as you may be pretty normal way to eat a muffin Did you see what Mike Kadek put out the other day? Mike Kadek claims and he did it at least once in on camera So I guess I got to give him the benefit of doubt if you're talking about a muffin or a cupcake He said his whole life. He just eats the wrapper With like the little you know the little peely part

He just and and everyone's like no you know the little peely part he just and and everyone's like no you don't do that and he just took it and he just fuck him and swallowed it no I'm not no I that listen that's a that's a that's a bold claim I he did it right there on the spot but he also seems to the kind of guy who could eat like anything on the spot for the sake of a video so I'm like I need to make I want a camera follow that man around forever I want you to prove it prove it I don't think you eat what? Beach House. Let's get muffins first weekend. I want there to be muffins everywhere.

And just be super chill about it and just like watch it. There's just no way. Where he- All the fucking- what why just take the fucking wrapper off. Where you lose me in that would be just Imagine he says he's been doing it his whole life. Yes You can't do it when you were child as a big dude like yeah, okay Maybe maybe like if I press them maybe they go yeah what's I was old enough It's like at some point you were taking off muffins But yeah, like when you're five years old, you know the first like I can't eat this cold cupcake

Yeah, that's why I gotta take the fucking and also I noticed like unless you're biting unless you saying he used to bite into the paper That's the thing is he took the whole bottom and put it in That is easy to do in a one-off video not right, but like there's no way you're biting and ripping it You would just be like okay. Let me take this off. Yes. I call bullshit on the whole thing I used to eat gum wrappers for a year when I was a kid because I didn't know that I Fucked around I ate a couple gum wrappers in my day. Yeah, I like was told like the tin foil No, no, it was a paper one the crazy stripes the ones with the the zebra logo Oh, you might know like the 30 pack of a little biodegradable and I thought that meant like it degree it like

You can like eat it. You're supposed to eat it. So then I had how old are we talking? Seven. oh, yeah, we're not we're not sitting here talking like a bunch of people was never ate We've never eat beats piece paper. Yeah, yeah paper plenty of time. Yeah, I just when I did it I knew I shouldn't be yeah. Yeah wasn't like a Delicious part of this gum is the paper of the She said she read the word biodegradable and thought it was allowed so that's a little bit Like it was like one of those like when you're like when you're a kid, that's like totally Yeah, when you got when I was that age, I remember being like biodegradable means I can eat it. Yeah. Yeah

You realize it's not true like but I knew I knew it didn't mean like I knew it wasn't part of the meal But I knew it I could eat it. Yeah Yeah, right Yeah, yeah of the meal but I knew it meant I could eat it yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah or muffin. Right. And you'd have to be ripping through a wax paper. Yeah. We've got a fragrance for legends only. Are you a legend? Probably not. Then you can't wear this? No. Steve, are you a legend? Probably not. Then you're out too. Jackie and Oonil Rich. Jackie Stetson only. Yeah. Legends for you. It's not your dad's cologne. This is Stetson legend. It was crafted for the next generation of Stetson men. The modern-day trailblazer who have a new standard of sophistication.

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Um... Like raw sex has been a thing. Yeah. And then raw... Well, okay. Raw dog. But like I think it kind of went with like did you fuck a raw meant like no condom right and then raw dog might you raw dogger yeah but you know the dogs the dog yeah yeah yeah

yeah the raw dog looks like a hot dog Raw dog originates from vulgar sliny mean, yeah, in the early 2000s. But wouldn't that have come from like a raw hot dog? Like first, like a raw dog? Well, so now raw dog means like if you're on the plane, you're not doing anything. That just means plane. Yes. So if you were to get like, if I were to say like, oh you ate it raw, it means like no, no nothing.

Whatever you're eating, you didn't cook it, you didn't spice it up, none of that shit. Right. But that stemmed I think from like a hot dog that was plain and that stemmed from sex with no condom. Because having no mustard or no ketchup on a hot dog is like a thing, you know, it's like, and I could see a term raw dog being derived from that. Well I think it comes from it was sex and then yeah what a plain naked hard penis looks like yeah there's no kind of on it a fucking raw dog yeah but that's another good

question because dog is I can see where you can use dog sexually, but it's not like explicitly sexually. Yeah. I mean you say dogder, dogder out, raw dog. Any variation that you note what people are saying, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. If somebody said like, I dogder, I don't really say that, but I get it. I get what you're trying. I'm picking up what you're putting down.

Raw is to me one of those words. That's like one of those words. Yeah, like it's just, you know, gape, one of those ones that's like one of those words Yeah, like like it's just you know gape one of those ones is just like wrong Oh, well, or if you say it like like if you were to just tell me a story about hooking up with someone I was like Yeah, did you fuck a raw like cheese? Some truth I I raw is a word I can you like I can hear it and use it fine But in that context I think what do you fucking animal?

your fucker slit raw? God, what are you, nine? Eating wrappers on your gum talking like this? This is crazy. I also feel like this reminds me if you are if you were like a you know space where you could put ads and you're doing post no bills or like you know no graffiti or whatever under penal law like you're asking for a penis to be drawn If you say anal these are words They're just like come on like you say like don't graffiti here under penal law like you are asking for a dick to be drawn You're gonna get a graffiti penis every every single time you're gonna get it. Yeah I just want to do a quick little entertainment segment before we wrap up

First of all f1 was Primo f1 f1 ripped. I saw it opening like I was opening day noon really see that yeah that got me up I got you no shit. I don't realize that yep I got me up out of my seat cuz I really really like Ford versus Ferrari And I said that that movie is Ford versus Ferrari Plus days of thunder with a little bit of Cinderella man, which is about the best praise I can give any movie my only knock is the same thing I say about every fucking movie two hours and 35 minutes for that movie is insanity. It's that movie can be done Absolutely in two hours if not less see my my thing with that

Criticism is like that feels like there has to be a level like the movies it felt too long like like so I like there's not a number where I would there's a certain you give me like an epic like war movie and blah blah blah like period piece yeah yeah it has probably fine this is essentially still like it's a good movie it's not just like a action explosion movie so there is like substance to it but it's still at the end of the day is like loud cars and like fast cars Yeah, I mean it doesn't need to be but like Top Gun was two and a half to I would say that doesn't that's too

Well the but like Top Gun I didn't feel Yeah, like I didn't feel the drag I felt enough one. It was a very brief It's like a ten minute drag, but there's like a ten minute drag We like you know what it was there was like there was an accident There's a crash and like a couple things that happened where I was like okay. That's like the main conflict Yes, and then we did like another thing. I was like there was an accident, there was a crash, and like a couple things had happened where I was like, okay, that's like the main conflict. And then we did like another thing, I was like, well, you didn't really need that. Exactly that.

But otherwise, there's a shot, I think it's in the trailer and everything, so maybe everyone's seen it. There's a shot in the very beginning where they zoom out and the cars are going by and the fireworks are exploding and I was like, this is some Pab shit. He'd be in the theater like, ah. So that was awesome.

I'm watching Smoke on Apple TV. It's about, it's Taryn Edgerton and the female Smollett girl. What's her name? Journey. Yes. And they are arson cops, chasing down arsonists. But I will say, it's a week to week so I was watching, I think I started with two episodes. At the end of the second

episode I said if the twists that I think is coming is coming I'm gonna be mad I'm gonna be out on the show and the fucking twist came and I'm still watching it but it was it's an annoying twist. Yeah yeah. I like Orson. It's like backdraft I said it's backdraft. This is my thing, I guess. I'm mixing... It's backdraft mixed with a very, like, JV true detective. Like, it's not true detective, but it's like two cops chasing down these suspected victim... uh, uh, suspects and like, and there's ar- like the arson part is cool and... But then it twists it a little bit.

I see what you're saying. Like, even a bee is, like, like, uh... Yeah. What was that one, uh, the man to say for you that was just, like the arson part is cool. But then there's a little bit of this. I see what you're saying. Even a bee is like, what was that one, the man to say for you, that was just like so clearly. Longbright River. Mayor of Easttown, but bad. And it was like, it was Mayor of Easttown, but bad. But it was still pretty good. Yeah, I think that's what we're running into a lot right now is a lot of stuff is like good, not great.

And like, I see where this is coming from, where it derives from, but whatever, that's okay. You know what I mean? Nothing is, is there anything right now that's really knock your socks off, must watch original? You know what I was talking about the other day? This is kind of on topic, kind of off topic. We were saying everything's kind of similar kind of deal,

and I was thinking the other day of how older people like to be like like back in my day like Hollywood was we had originals and stuff like that bro you would be on season 40 of mash yeah like when we do reruns you did 30 seasons every fucking TV show and every season was 24 episodes yeah there's a new show every fucking week yeah like yeah that you claim that we're not like that This era isn't original right? I do think that obviously yes with them Big spends like it's a lot of IP, but

There's so much stuff. I also I saw a leo with my kid McKeegan. It's a alien Kid show yeah movie. I thought was good I also like alien shit a lot so I was like into it and I guess it bombed and the guy was like the head of Disney or DreamWorks or whatever the fuck it was was like our job is to predict what the world wants and sometimes we miss otherwise we'd be on Toy Story 27. Yeah. And I was like well first of all you did do five true story, true story so it's not like you didn't do that. You did milk that for all it's worth. But it's like, yeah, if you want an original thing,

here's this new kid, and he's chasing aliens and all that shit. It followed the formula. There's the cute sidekick, and there's the loner kid becoming the hero. This is the formula. For whatever reason, the audience didn't like that. It didn't hit. It's a flop. But yeah, we could also just run back Woody and Buzz again.

Or then people complain about that So it's like what which do you want? You know, I didn't like what he said there was the was like don't try and predict what people want I understand like that's what businesses and all I think he just meant more like if you want original stuff like a little bit Of you might miss it's more like yeah, okay that I completely agree with but like like just give a creative person be like That's your story. I think we got like we've said this before it used it's like the algorithm and the executives tell you where the executive used To go to the smart creative person say what yeah, you're the idea Let's try it like whenever people always say that's like a common thing on Twitter like who asked for this like for like movies and

Like no one asked for jaws right like who asked for most of the great stuff nobody No one was like batten down the halls of Hollywood being like someone's got to make die hard. Right like the thought that someone was ever like we need a movie about like a family of lions with a king and a prince and an evil uncle. No one fucking knew. Now it'd be in a Broadway show. All this shit is kind of luck involved too. I still think my movie about everything's the same except there's no flowers. Oh, except flowers are edible?

Genius fucking premise. That's like original. Why don't you work it out, Jack? What? Get home today, start a script. Say that to people who may have maybe not heard that. I think I just explained the premise of the show. It's about as far as I've gotten.

But. It's just the world, everything is the same. I guess it's premise of the show. It's about as far as I've gotten but it's just the world everything is the same I guess it's kind of like yesterday with the Beatles but everything is the same except flowers are edible and like I just wake up one day and you're you're sitting here talking to me eating a flower yeah I'm eating a flower and you're like did you pick that up off the side of the road like you're not supposed to do that and like maybe it's illegal maybe it's not I like I'm just the ideas guy I'm not like the you know I don't really know what comes of it but like the way in which like you know that would just shake the world the slight difference would shake the world I don't know what butterfly effect man like at least like World War three you start writing and figure it out you know what

you should call it edible flowers Edible flowers But yeah, wasn't there a time didn't like the Dutch self was a flowers currency at one point The Dutch invented the stock system tulips. Oh tulips Two lips are like super you're either super smart or you've seen Spider-Man far from home. I'm not sure. No, I haven't. But some kid got arrested. There's like this tulip field and he got arrested for stomping on them in France.

Like seriously, you get in like big, big, big trouble because they're super expensive. So start with that because then it's like, oh, you're eating up all those tulips. That's worth a lot of money. Yeah. That's just my snack, bro. I eat them with the wrappers on. Yeah. You were raw doggin' tulips, man. And the last thing I wanted to do is you see Scar Jo

became the most highest grossing actor of all time. I did see, I actually saw that via you, and so I saw your update as well. So her, so she, it's a little bit of like caveats and technicalities, but all of Scar Jo's movies with her as a lead actress have amassed like $15.1 billion and that just eclipsed Samuel L. Jackson at like 15 flat I Don't know what if you add up all of Samuel because I right away I saw that I said there is no way that she beats

Samuel L. Jackson Samuel Jackson is 76 years old. I think he's been in 75 movies. He's been in Star Wars franchises. He's been in Marvel franchises He's been in Pulp Fiction. He's been you know, he's been in a lot Yeah, so you if you add up everything from cameos to supporting roles to leading roles 27.7 billion dollars for see it for Samuel Jackson So he's still the goat of like if you add them all up they were like no no This is this is in a lead role which So she's got Jurassic Park you know that. What does she get like Avengers for that? So this is my thing. She's like a lead in the Avengers. Yeah. I'm like Black Widow is just as important

or not as important as Nick Fury. Yeah. So if you're gonna give it to her and maybe and to be honest with Nick Fury might count because to get to the bill 15 billion you gotta have the Avengers. You probably Avengers you probably but so like I don't know I just wanted like but the way if Nick Fury counts it where's Steve is Stephen a Samuel getting they both were Kangles. They both were Kangles and go by a middle name But the let me see fucking If Nick Fury doesn't count then where's Samuel picking up about 10 billion dollars. I know that's why let me see, fucking, if Nick Fury doesn't count, then where's Samuel L. picking up another 10 billion dollars?

I know, that's why, let me see, Samuel L. Jackson lead roles, Django, Die Hard, The Vengeance, Jurassic Park 1, The Incredibles, he does the voice for. Oh, even Jurassic Park 1? He's getting credit for lead role on that? No, well. He might, Jurassic Park 1, he might be 10th. I mean, I just typed in lead role on that? No, well. He might, in Jurassic Park 1 he might be 10th. I mean I just typed in lead role. 15th? This is what I mean, this is like I don't know

what the definition of lead role is, you know what I mean? Like and what these things qualify as. But yeah, it looks like they're giving him to, you know, pulp fiction, Mace Windu in Star Wars, Nick Fury in Marvel, Django, the The guy mr. Glass and unbreakable shaft the star of hateful eight snakes on a plane and the negotiator I just love his range because it's like some of these are classics and then some of them are snakes Do the negotiator the first time I watched that at my friend's house that movie fucking rocks. Yeah, that movie's awesome Is that a Bruckheimer? I was like about Jerry brockheimer this morning He's he's he did f1 his quote. Oh, did he? Yeah his quote after f1 was a so cool It was just like it was something along the lines of like yeah, some people want awards

I just want to make cool shit or like something like that. Yeah, and if you look at Jerry brockheimer's fucking List of movies he's made it's Insane. Yeah, he's I mean I could picture his flash. Dude, I'm gonna pull it up real quick and then we can wrap up. But it is. Let's see this. Samuel L Jackson reveals the $12 billion piece of advice he got from Bruce Willis. This is gonna be awesome, whatever it is.

So when Samuel L Jackson did Die Hard with a Vengeance with Bruce Willis, by the way, when Bruce Willis kicks the bucket, I'm gonna be a puddle. Yeah. I've seen videos of him like struggling because he's got the mental degeneration. I'm like, I can't even watch that, let alone when he dies. He said, hopefully you'll be able to find a character that when you make bad movies and they don't make any money, you can always go back to this character that everybody loves. And that, that was Nick Fury. He's like, hey that one sucked but I'm gonna go do my Marvel movie. That's fucking great. He's done nine movies so yeah Nick Fury has to be included in there. I think really what it comes down to is she

has Marvel, he has Marvel, she has Jurassic Park, he doesn't. But he, according to that, he had it. Well yeah I think he has that one movie. She has that the whole new franchise. She's in like the last three. No she's not. This is her first. This is her first. I only know that because she's on her press tour. She's talked about how. Oh, right. That's the other girl.

What's her name? What's her name? Go right around the high heels. Oh, you're thinking about Dahls. Dahls Bryce Howard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But let me give you Bruckheimer to take you out. I'm going to skip the movies I don't know.

Top Gun, Beverly Hills Cop. This isn't in order, but I will be skipping those I don't know. Top Gun, Beverly Hills Cop, this isn't in order, but I will be skipping those I don't know. Top Gun, Beverly Hills Cop, Days of Thunder, Bad Boys, Crimson Tide, The Rock, Con Air, Armageddon, Enemy of the State, Gone in 60 Seconds, Coyote Ugly, Remember the Titans, Pearl Harbor, Black Hawk Down, Bad Boys 2, National Treasure, Pirates of the Caribbean 1, Deja Vu with Denzel, that's actually a fun one. Pirates of the Caribbean 2, National Treasure 2, Pirates of the Caribbean 3, Pirates of the Caribbean 4, 12 Strong, Bad Boys for Life, Top Gun 2, Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare, Bad Boys Ride or Die, Beverly Hill Cop, Axel F1. You know what I think that is? Those are like, Those are the movies. That almost feels like when you make it as a pop star

and you just have all the production and all the features and everything, like, I mean, or you're just brilliant. I don't know. It just feels like you nail it with Top Gun and Days of Thunder and then everyone's like, we're going to send you all of our stars and all of our writers and all of it. You know what all you know yeah and from there it's just like it's a lock right like Jerry Ruckhammer can't make a bad movie

it's impossible at this point it's fucking impossible Snakes on a Plane that you just mentioned is probably like the ultimate that I can think of like why who asked for that? But it was awesome I mean it was like it became like it was like funny it was like there were people lining up for like opening night because it was so stupid do you think that's something derived from thinking snacks on a plane and then they for opening night because it was so stupid. Do you think that somebody derived that from thinking snacks on a plane? And then they're like, what if it was snakes?

No, there was a reason. I don't know, I've never seen that one. Google, it started out as a joke or a one-liner, and then they made a whole movie out of it, I think. Something like that where it was very... Or maybe not, I think it was just that they knew Samuel L. Jackson. Actually would say it funny. Tyler's motherfucking snakes on his motherfucking bike!

That was it, man. That was really it. Yeah, maybe we just saw the preview for that and I was just going to be so stupid, but then it was like a hit because people are like, this is going to be so fucking stupid. We need more of that in this world. What are you thinking about World War II? I hit because people like this is gonna be so fucking stupid there need we need more of that in this world This is like world war two. I don't know if that's what I was thinking of. I don't know how that relates But you know it basically was like, you know sharknado and all that shit was on like The Lifetime channel, but like snakes on a plane was like a fucking yeah Sharknado when it first hit was that was great great blogging material. Oh, I will also watch the poop cruise Bro, let me tell you something. I

Saw that and I was like who asked for this. Yeah, that was a valid like Who said we need to make a feature-length documentary about I've heard about that documentary I don't even know what the story is. So it was it was I remember when it happened It was a cruise ship that that there was a fire an electrical fire and it just killed the whole boat and so they lost power of everything and they were in the middle of the gulf they were like equal distance from Mexico to Florida to the Louisiana like they were right in the middle so they were like several days away from wherever they were going to go so a tugboat needed to come out and get them and then push them to where they were going. And they ended up doing like five days at sea with no power, no fresh food, no toilets,

no nothing. And they said it was like, there's video of it, like there's just like raw sewage just like flooding through the place. And they said that they tried to enact a rule where it was like, you pee in the shower. I guess the toilets are like electronic or something. I don't know. They couldn't flush.

So you pee in the shower. And then they gave everyone a bucket to shit in. And I was like, I don't know. I think you just throw shit overboard or something, right? And there's this one scene. There's a chef. And he's like this Mexican guy. And he's like, and I was going to the bathroom, and I walked in,

and it was just poop on top of poop on top of poop, like a poop lasagna. And I was like, oh. And it was like vile, and really the first like 20 minutes are people just explaining like what a cruise is. They had these testimonials from like, I was on my bachelorette party, and I was meeting my fiance's family for the first time,

and there's all these things, and they were just like, we like cruises because you can like dance, and I like cruises because of the ship, and I was meeting my fiance's family for the first time and then all these things and they were just like, we like cruises because you can like dance and I like cruises because of the ship and I was like, I know what a cruise is, what am I watching? But then when it got going, I was like, I don't know. They were so fixated on the shitting. There was this guy who was like, I told myself I will not be using the red bucket. And it was like his whole testimonial was like I and I kept

thinking to myself I almost have to go it's almost time for me to use the bucket and I was kind of like I just shit in the bucket yeah I don't know but I was thinking more like it became like Lord of the Flies there was like no food there was no air conditioning like you don't know who you're with on a fucking cruise the cruises are kind of dangerous as they are let alone when there's no like power no nothing I was thinking it's more like fascinating from the point of view of like people were kind of like barricading themselves into spots like if I have my kids with me I don't know that to me is like a scary World War Z type

of shit you know and they just kept talking about the poop. I feel like that should never be an issue just throw it overboard. That's what I was thinking. I wouldn't even throw it overboard I'd be hanging shit overboard out there and go overboard like it's like a normal cruise nothing bad what are you doing? some guy comes out sees me hanging over shit he's like you about the electricity? I'm like what? Bruce what's the problem? what happened with the electricity? What happened with the electricity? I think they said something that was cheating.

He's not going to work when I'm done with this. You just like kill yourself and jump in the ocean. I think they said somebody did try to throw it off the fourth deck and it came back in and it was random. You have to throw it off at the bottom at least. But the craziest thing was then there's this one character who was, remember the Jinx lawyer like Dick Lagarret and he came out with a cowboy hat? Yeah.

This guy had a gray ponytail and he had one of those shirts on that has like a white collar with a blue shirt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he was smoking a cigar and he looked like kind of like Penn from Penn and Teller but with a big white ponytail. Anyway, he's like a maritime lawyer and he tried to sue like the he tried to sue Carnival Cruises and I think Carnival Cruise ended up paying everybody 500 bucks. And they said, they actually changed the rules. They looked at the fine print. The fine print when you bought, back then when you bought a cruise ticket, it said we do not guarantee safe passage, sanitary conditions, like quality food, all that was just like

if that's on you. Crazy. Like I can understand it's almost like if you go on a plane you crash like you probably take that risk You know, but like no safe passage no sanitary conditions No, no running no like running electricity and running water like all that was just like nope We were done the thing. Why was it even why did anybody put that in there? No safe passage? It's crazy crazy. Yeah pirates might They're back in trouble now they tried to like ban hip-hop and all that shit you see that who well I think it's carnival again. They're in their new rules like no speakers. No hip-hop. No It's just like it's like no no no no timberland. Yeah, it's like no timberlands and jerseys sort of thing It's like one of those rules and they just like openly came out with it. No, it's so there

Yeah, they're in they're in some trouble for that one. A lot of black people are like this is everything that we do. I mean like like no hip-hop is insane. And then I think that was maybe some people were like that's like it wasn't true but like like one one ship did it not like the whole the whole company something like that so I don't know what the true story is or not, but there definitely are a lot of unofficial rules that are just... yeah, like, did Carnival ban hip-hop? Like, it might not, you know, maybe they didn't actually do that, but that's at least the... oh, the wobble was the other thing, you're not allowed to do the wobble dance.

It's like, that can't be part of, like, their corporate fucking, you know? But I'm sure, but there might have been, like, like one cruise director who was like stop doing the wobble! I've seen these fat little white kids dancing around. Yeah I was like banning hip-hop doesn't even like... The wobble wobble is like that's that's long past black culture that's like even hip-hop has like you know look around the people being like oh Kendrick Lamar's hip-hop halftime show was so good it's not black people. It's like, in the lane, white people.

The Wobbles though, it's like, that's just the one where it's pretty like safe. Wobble, baby, wobble. It's fucking with the electric car. It's like the sprinkler, like, and it's like poking people's eyes out, like I could see that being a problem. Yeah.

The bin, the sprinkler, and the shopping cart. Now you're reckless. Then we have a real problem, Carl. Oh, like that would get more than, yeah. All right, good to go? Yep. See you later. I'm going to be using a Thanks for watching!