KFC Radio - We Change Mean Girls Stance on Chivalry Ft. Danny and Lucy DeVito

Episode Date: September 13, 2022

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Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Well, I want to know why he can't pay. Like, if he's like, I'm struggling with money, I'd be like, that's fine. Why can't you pay, bitch? I don't know. What are the other reasons people can't pay other than struggling with money. It's another edition of KFC Radio on the Barstool Sports Network,

but Sunday night, Feidelberg joined for Game of Stools. And if you're not watching Game of Thrones fans and watching the Dragons and you're not tuning in to Game of Stools, you're missing out on the number one after show in the world right now. Big time miss now. That is when we popped on the stream and we first saw Clem dressed as George R.R. Martin, I fucking lost it, man.

Feidelberg gave himself his wig, a haircut mid-show. I do not recommend doing that ever again. It is all over my apartment. I bet. It was a long wig, and I trimmed a lot of it, and it is just fucking everywhere. Today we got Danny DeVito on the podcast, which is Oh. Oh. That's not bad.

Pretty decent. Danny DeVito comes on the show and he talks about specific food stuff, if you will. I guess a bit of a condiment for 30 minutes and it's amazing. I don't think it's a condiment. What would you call it?

Well, let's just say what it is. It's anchovies. Okay. Danny DeVito is obsessed with anchovies to the point that, I don't want to ruin it, but he does BYO everywhere he goes to parties. Fucking anchovies. It was so Frank Reynolds. It was.

It was. Like, Charlie, bring the anchovies. No, get the dew bottles, because what if they want some too? Bring the anchovies no get the two bottles because what if they want something too bring the anchovies he actually dropped you gotta mash them yeah you mash them

he did say we gotta do the cooking show by the way that's what I I repeated it when he said that because do you know what scene it made me think of

what when when Gil Snail is getting the anchovies you just kinda mash in it so needless to say if all this was going on when Gale Snail's getting the handjob. You're just kind of matching it. So needless to say, if all this was going on,

the interview was great. It's also a very cute thing. It's like him and his daughter, they're doing this project together. They're both fucking so tiny. And it's... This is the second time we've done Danny, but the first time was at Sirius, and he was doing the car wash.

It was in the morning, too. It was like 8 a. time was at Sirius, and he was doing the car wash. It was in the morning, too. It was like 8 a.m., I think. He couldn't get in the chair. It was like a shitty day, and I think he just totally... Well, no, he actually nailed it, because he just talked about the April Fool's prank with Always Sunny, where they tried to trick him into doing a rapesie. Multiple rapesies. Multiple rapesies.

Him getting raped. Yeah. That had to be pulled, and then we... Can we put that out again? I think that needs to be re-released. Yeah, it was part of our Dennis Reynolds interview, or Glenn Howard interview at the office, but I could go dig it up. I think that just needs to be a solo thing of its own.

Yeah. Danny DeVito breaking down the Always Sunny prank. The one thing you wouldn't do on Sunday. Yeah, the one thing you wouldn't do on... Look at that. We just created the YouTube right there. We know what we're doing. Make sure you subscribe to the YouTube.

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But we're going to dive right into things. To start off, we had to bring the Mean Girls on because the mean girls are are the new stars right now they their podcast is skyrocketing and they're going viral on twitter on social media every fucking day because they just but because it's real like if someone just like two girls were just like i'm gonna make up shit and try to go viral it would probably work for a little while and then people would be like, you're just making this up.

But you can hear in their tone and in their voice that they actually believe a lot of the stuff they're saying. And it makes it amazing. Because it's just it's like men are from Mars, women are from Venus sort of thing. It's like they, this is actually they believe it. But also you can see the genuineness when we have them on

and they're like, oh yeah, okay. And there are certainly things that we say that I'm sure they're like, what the fuck. So they came on. We'll get into it. It's brought to you by Game Time. The New York Mets, first place team. You want to go see them play? Get your tickets through Game Time.

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We talked a lot. And then I think it was at the end of the third set, they were like, we're leaving. And I was like, okay. And one of the girls goes, do you want to split a blade with us back to the city? And I was like, fuck. Yeah, dude.

Really bad. But I couldn't leave. I was like, I'm kind of locked into this match right now. Fuck, you should have done that though, I think. I know. Because that's the better story. Like, the tennis match is cool, but who knows what would have gone on. Actually, before we get into Alex and Jordan,

I have like a, I would imagine maybe it could have even been the two same girls that we're talking about. I was in the city. I was driving from the city back home, and I was picking somebody up on the way back to Westchester. And they were at the bar, and they were like,

there's actually some sort of live music about to happen. Do you want to come in for a little bit? I was like, I don't know. And they said, it's a Roc Nation event. I'm like, what's Rockefeller doing down here? I don't know, whatever. I'm like, I really't know. And they said, it's a Rock Nation event. I'm like, what's Rockefeller doing down here? I don't know. Whatever. I'm like, I really don't think I should.

I was in fucking Crocs. I was dressed like, you know, I dress on the weekends especially. And they were like, come, it'll be fun. Or at least we'll scope it out. I'm like, okay. I get in there. So you went into a bar in sweatpants and cross yeah and but i think it played because everybody else in this group was wearing like a collared shirt and jeans like

a patagonia vest and they were like what the fuck are you doing here yeah like is your party up there and they were like yes no i don't know i walk in and i just breeze by now that might be because i also just walk past people like bouncers and and um like maitre d's like i don't give a fuck what you have to say but i think i look so silly that they just let me through because i get on the elevator with two chicks one of which is wearing a patent leather outfit head to toe. Big boots, like knee high over the knees and then like this like strapless dress that almost had like

arm like wings on it. All this patent leather shit. Shades on and then her friend had on like a Kanye mask. A lace mask like over her head. Why did you get on?

I wouldn't get on that elevator. Do we have any glasses or sunglasses? Yeah, perfect. She was like this. And just like on the elevator. In a lace mask. Were you on the elevator first? We were waiting for the elevator together. See, I mean were you on the elevator first i was we were waiting for the

elevator together see i that i would say you guys go ahead i'm not getting on the elevator with i why not because they would terrify me yes correct that was a trick question i was testing correct answer uh i i i got on for the content like the potential content because i was like but then i got scared about taking a picture or something because i I was like, if they catch me, I don't know what's going to happen. Can you see me? Very, very little. Okay. This is very bizarre.

Yeah, well, imagine being in an elevator when you didn't even think you were going out for the afternoon. So what was funny was the girl, the non-mask girl, had a tag sticking out of her outfit. So you could tell she was gassed up for this. It ended up being a music video. out to floyd the music artist floyd um he it was his music video was being shot there so they were like dressed like you know he's gonna disavow that shout out yeah well let me tell you what happened so so we got there they got there early um his music video was going off at in like the afternoon and late afternoon so we were in before the everything started and so it's like me and a couple white girls a couple

indian guys and i'm old i'm dressed in fucking crocs like totally out of place but almost reverse in place how many indian guys uh three. Two. Two Indians, a Jew, and an Irishman. And a couple girls. And so Floyd comes over and he was very, very nice. I thought he was going to be like, you guys, you gotta get the fuck out.

He was like, just want to let you guys know the live music is about to start. You guys are welcome to stay and party with us, but we are going to be like performing so it's not going to be like a regular bar scene and we were like cool like we're going to stay here drinking like our seltzers because we're like lame white people

he's like no no no I don't think you guys heard me I'm about to start you can stay if you want it was a very much get the fuck out and don't make me kick you out but the mask girl she was something dude she was like set like You can stay if you want. It was a very much get the fuck out and don't make me kick you out. But the mask girl, she was something, dude. She was like slender and sexy and had on the mask. And I was like, what is under there?

You know, like I'm sure right now there are people just scintillated at home. Was it like the famous ski mask girl? No, because it was like lacy. It was like black lace. I know exactly the kind of mask you're talking about. But then sheer in the middle. You know what I mean? Yeah.

And I do think actually her eyes were a little cut out. It wasn't like fully. But then she had glasses on over the holes. So she was just chilling. And like all – I don't know if she had short hair or a shaved head or she just tucked it all in. But there was no hair or anything. It was like almost like a bodysuit into a mask and i was like well i am very aroused yeah i was gonna say the type of girl you would absolutely fuck but it was funny because the other girl's tag

was sticking out so she like ripped it and was like you know helping her out and that girl was like oh my god i'm so embarrassed i'm so embarrassed like you know that she was like this is my music video fit like i'm about to get it off and then it was like oh my god i'm so embarrassed i'm so embarrassed like you know that she was like this is my music video fit like i'm about to get it off and then it was like oh my god i have a tag now you have your big break and you got your fucking ah tag your tag from forever 21 yeah yeah i almost said something but i was a coward um but i when she was like i'm so embarrassed i almost said look at me like yeah you're good i almost said her, if there's anybody embarrassed about their outfit in this elevator, it's me. But again, I was afraid. But either it was just that I'm like, I just walked past and didn't give a shit where those other guys might have been like kind of like deer in headlights.

Like, where do I go? But I almost wonder if they were like, this guy must be here for like the event because this must be like some fucking avant-garde statement no one will leave the house like this uh but you had to ride up with it with the mask girl yeah it was fashion week so like that's going on so maybe my fashion is anti-fashion i don't know i've had that happen once i think i've told before where i went to i forget the name of the restaurant was a steakhouse on Wall Street. Were you looking for water? Yeah.

No, I'll find it. I'll find it. It was a steakhouse in Wall Street. And it was very good, but it was a kosher steakhouse. One of those ones, like super Jewish, where you can see in the kitchen. I don't even know what that rule is. Probably because you have to tell that a Jewish person is cooking it or something. Someone explain it to me.

I forget what the reasoning behind it is. I think that really might be it. Really? I think one of the rules is that it has to be prepared by a Jewish person. So if you have a Mexican guy in the back cooking or something like that, they're going to be like, eh, that's not allowed. That is some real not subtle racism. A lot of guys are chefs are Mexican.

No, no, no. Not by you. I mean, I bet I'll be a Mexican back there cooking my food. Well, I think that's part of kosher. It's like it's got to be or it's got to be blessed by a rat. I don't know. Yeah. I'm not Jewish.

But the the I was at the steakhouse and dude, I swear to God. First of all, now I'm think about it, it was really mostly men. It was like gay Jewish steakhouse. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was everyone was in a full suit

coming from the floor or wherever they were doing. I was the only person there in a sweatshirt. And like, every time I got up to the bathroom, I was at the bar earlier before I got to my table.

Right. And like, people were like, what the, who the fuck is this? Yeah. Like, it was like,

you stick out, bro. I was in a Kowloon sweatshirt. Yeah. I mean, we probably stuck out equally just with, in different directions. You know what I mean? I rolled up my sleeves. I had tattoos mean, we probably stuck out equally just in different directions.

You know what I mean? I rolled up my sleeves. I had tattoos. Like, we can't get buried in a cemetery. This guy's a badass. All right. Mean girls.

Chivalry. Let's go. Okay. Ready? I don't know what we're talking about. The mean girls are back. We were just talking about you guys. You guys don't miss.

I was going to say. You do not miss. Steph Curry-like. It's amazing. 100%. 100% from the field. Every clip is just money. Kevin Durant-like, I guess.

Whatever you want. Or something. Everything is drumming up uh like debate and controversy and hate and love and it's i don't even know if it's intentional unintentional like if the clips of course you want the clips to get traction or whatever but i feel like you girls wake up and like what are we gonna say today to get the fucking puppets dancing. Just be like, um, Mean Girls Pod. Masturbating is cheating. Let's go.

Put that out there. You're welcome. Just, what are they going to like today? Just drop a bomb on the internet every fucking day. But I think the reason why it works is because it actually is all very genuine. And you all actually believe the crazy shit that's coming out of your mouths. Sadly it is genuine. It is cheating.

Alex is like, I still don't get what we're talking about. What do you mean we don't miss? What score are we playing? Well the latest was that Chivalry's Dead and that Lifeboats if we were in a Titanic situation. You know what?

You want to just roll a clip? Have you seen it, John? Oh, I've seen it. Yeah, okay. Roll it anyway. Just roll it anyway. Yes, Alex, I have because I'm a normal human being. I'm like you.

Because I didn't know on the Titanic when it was going down, literally, they chose. They, on the Lifeboats last night, I was like, well, who got on the Lifeboats last night i was like well who got on the lifeboats who'd we save some women and children so today in today's age if the boat was going down wait pause for a second did you just learn right now that it was women and children first yeah i haven't seen it she hasn't even seen the movie you haven't seen the movie no no so i was like i didn't know this that is the main takeaway from the movie. No. I might watch it tonight. Wait, okay. So you have not seen it, but we're just discussing the nature of how it sank and what went on.

Somebody asked me, how would you have gone down? Would you have gotten on the boat or would you have just stayed with your husband and died? And I was like, what are the options? Got it. Okay. It happened. I'd call for it. I mean, I think it's a...

How many children? I think it's a first two. I was thinking some guys would be like, well, listen, I run a Fortune 500 company. I need to be on the boat. No, literally, I think that we would all have the assumption that it would be that way, but I don't think men would do that. I could see some guys being like, here's my tax returns. I'm getting on the boat.

No, literally, I do more for this world than you. I'm getting on. You're welcome. But I'm pregnant. I don't care. I was thinking, would that still play? I don't think so. You'd think. But I'm pregnant. I don't care. Would that still play? I don't think so. You'd think it'd be different. Chivalry is almost dead.

At least with the guys I've dated. You're not wrong. You're not wrong. Yeah. I'm just going to go. I'm just going to go. I'm really just trying to put myself in that position.

And I'm like, well, does anybody know? Is there cameras filming? Would they know that I stepped on you to get on the lightboat when we get back to dry land? Why? These are strangers. Why would you save a stranger? Well, that's kind of, I mean, that's more my takeaway is like, I mean, I wouldn't have the heart if it was like a pregnant woman and her family and

i'm just like get the fuck out of the way but if it's just like you're about the same age as me and yeah right like i don't know why i'm coming yeah i'm coming with if i if i'd stand up for you on the subway which is nobody then that's kind of a good way to put it i'd let you on that's really a good way also though it's the flip side because we're talking about like a life and death situation and it's kind of like, look, you're not in great shape anyway. You know what I mean?

Right. Even if we get on the lifeboat, you might not make it. So don't take a, you know, we still got to like row our way through the cold fucking Northern Atlantic.

That's what, who's going to do the rowing? Come on. We're saying, you need us to row. That's true. That's valid. It should just be a 50-50 split.

I didn't even think about that part. Yeah, what are you going to do? Just float there and complain? Honestly, probably, Megan. Why isn't it going anywhere? Yeah, no, I think... They didn't even think to save themselves to save me. Chivalry's dead.

Honestly, it's like the airplanes. You put your mask on first and then save others. We get on the boat first, and then if there's any room left, you guys can come too. They do say that on airplanes. They do say that. No, people were like, they're having a chivalry debate, but we're like, no, I think it's fine if you want to get on the boat. If you want to live, that's fine. It's not a bad thing.

I do the same thing. I'm not saving anyone besides myself. So the idea was you fill up all the boats we got with women and children, and then if there's anything else left over, the guys get on? That's how it worked? Because again, who's going to run the survival situation? We know it's not you guys. No, all the poor people died.

Well, definitely. Oh, yeah. In the first class. We don't know any story in history. Male or female. The poor people died. The poor are dead, okay? That's for sure happening.

You guys are fucking dead last. They locked the poor people downstairs. They were like, you don't even have a chance at saving yourselves. You're dead. Literally, they cut that off, right? No, I can't tell if you're joking,

but I know that's serious. They were trying to like, you gotta try to keep the boat floating as long as you can so you seal off some shit. It's like if you're pouring in the bottom hope you got to try to keep the boat floating as long as you can. So you seal off some shit. It's like if you're pouring in the bottom, you're just getting sealed off. We're not even. Damn.

Yeah. That sucks. And the rich guys were coming with tax returns and stuff like that. They came, right? Yeah. Like I'm fucking. He's like throwing people off the boat. Yeah.

Yeah. But like, you know, I say this about the walking on the right side of the street. Oh, the sidewalk this about the walking on the right side of the street. Oh, the sidewalk. On the sidewalk. It's like the one I saw was like, he's a 10, but he walks on the inside of the sidewalk. He's a 10, but he doesn't know the sidewalk rule. Yes. It's like, oh, okay, he's a 10, but I need him to get smashed by traffic jumping the curb in order for me to still think he's a 10.

Fuck that. Of all the chivalrous things, and that one is pretty absurd, but the old laying the jacket down in the puddle. Yeah. What? No. No.

Did we do that? Did Google? You've never seen it? I know in the olden days they did that. But like, how about ladies who just walk around the puddle? Yeah, how about that? Why do I got to ruin my jacket?

That's true. That's true. If anyone did it now, I'd be like, that's weird. I do. I want to ruin my jacket? That's true. If anyone did it now, I'd be like, that's weird. I do. I want to get it here. Are you guys paying for dinner on night one?

Yes. Okay. I was wondering. I pay for dinner. But I will say that I do that out of like, here we go. Here's a let me get you over the puddle sort of thing. You could absolutely step over that. If you can step over a jacket, you can step over the fucking puddle.

Even better. That's what's up. See, that's the real embodiment. That's real life. Yeah. That's real life. Let me put down the jacket. Whoops, I got scooped up in a Model T.

I'm going to bang this guy instead. That's still true today. Definitely. That applies. Definitely. Yeah, we have a lot of chivalry rules that never work. I think a lot of chivalry. But do you understand?

I think chivalry gets a good rap. Yeah. Chivalry is actually absurd. Definitely. I am going to come out right now. I'm staunchly anti-chivalry. Dude, 99% of chivalry has nothing to do with you, Chase. Yeah, classic girls making everything about you.

Please explain. Okay, I'll read you the 10 rules of chivalry. Well, think about it. It's about being a knight. That had nothing to do with you bitches. Yeah, number one. It had everything to do with you guys. Yeah, we're out.

These are like the rules to be like a knight to go fight and battle and all that shit. It had nothing to do with dating. It really has nothing to do with us. Yeah. Oh, look how fucking shocked you are. Wait, this isn't about me? This has nothing to do with me. Are you fucking kidding me?

This is about me. It's about like engagements of how to battle and be courageous. Well, that has a little to do with us. How you apply it to us. Yeah, that's what the, yes. You're supposed to be like an upstanding moral knight but it's all about like how to fucking joust and fight and do it like

all that kind of shit. I mean, I'm reading the Ten Commandments right now. Okay, read them. Women aren't even mentioned. Of course they're not. Not even number ten. Just like you guys don't even make the list. Even think about it. You think in medieval times they were like, let's make sure we're being nice to the women? In medieval times? they were like, let's make sure we're being nice to the women?

In medieval times? They didn't care about us. They were like, we don't even care. They're not even thinking about you. Nobody gives a shit about women. Like, never attack from behind? What? Yeah.

Right. These are the things that they're really... Wait. Thou shalt believe all that the church teaches, and thou shalt observe all its directions. Two, thou shalt defend the church. Th thou shalt observe all its directions. Two, thou shalt defend the church. Thou shalt defend the women. Three, no it's not. Thou shalt always pay.

This is not a promise we ever made. And you guys gaslit us. You women were the first gaslighters. How did it get so tormented? How did it even become about us? Who cares? Girls just fucking talk about something until it's about them. I hate chivalry.

There was a bunch of knights in the medieval times just being like, just shut the fuck up. Fine, I'll take you to dinner. What about war? Yeah. Ew. This is stupid. Yes. Chivalry's about, like, chopping heads off and shit.

Yeah, how did you make this about us? Why are we even involved? Yeah. That's a question guys ask about a lot of things with you. Wow! You guys are crazy. B-Girl Pod! You really

took the corner here. We are contradictory though because we'll start an OnlyFans to make our own money but they're like, did you guys pay? It's a mess. I genuinely think the problem with everything for guys right now is that we all have to be modern enough that we let you vote and let you have a job and all that. You know what chivalry is real popular? When guys came home and beat the shit out of their wives.

And then they'd go to the office and be like, I'm chivalrous as hell. How about this? We stopped largely like, I'm chivalrous as hell. How about this? We stopped largely abuse. That's chivalry. That's pretty chivalrous. We're still living off that one, okay? We like you more when you abuse us, too. He loves me.

He told me he loved me. His hearts are the ones he loves the most. I think the hardest thing for guys now, Jesus. I think the hardest thing for guys is being like you have to be a modern guy and accepting, you know, independent women and having your own careers and all that shit, but

then also when the time comes, you guys want us to flip the switch and want it to be old school and it's like, be a man about it. It's like, well, I haven't been being a man the whole fucking time here. Be a man about it is short for die for me. When the shit hits the fan and you really fucking need something been being a man the whole fucking time here. Be a man about it is short for die for me. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah.

When the shit hits the fan and you really fucking need something, well, you gotta be a man about it. It's like, well, I've been like, you know, helping you with your career. We delete a lot of rules though over time.

Yeah, when we want to do what we want, you're supposed to let us do what we want. Yeah. It just applies when we need it. When we started, we had a lot of rules.

We don't have those rules as much anymore. You had like a list? Yeah, we had a lot of rules. We don't have those rules as much anymore. You had like a list? Yeah, we had a list. Of what men are allowed to do. Okay. The perfect guy. Okay.

Most of the rules came from you. Yeah, you're married, so they should come to my home. I have mine. You already have a list of things. You're married, you're fine. It's a billionaire, whatever. It's a bank account number. Number one.

Check, and that's it. Be rich. Got it. Done. It is one of them. What have you checked? number one check and that's it be rich got it done it is one of them what have you checked off crossed off

I mean not you know what I mean like got rid of I'm trying okay so well we're not so strict on the three sixes anymore okay that was once

he doesn't have to text you in a certain amount of time anymore oh it doesn't have to text you had a number of texts Jordan maybe sometimes there will be a number of times or Jordan. Maybe. Sometimes there would be time.

Wait, a number of times or how fast? Well, it was like before the date he has to text and like after the date he has to text. Before the time. Before like noon

on this day he has to text me. Also, I wasn't going to go on the date. And then two o'clock would roll around and we'd be like, maybe we could be okay with it

and we were like, yeah. Two o'clock. Three o'clock. Four o'clock. He texted the next day. It's fine. He was busy. And it's like, oh, he didn't buy the Uber. I'm like, okay, whatever. It's fine He was busy Yeah

And it's like Oh you didn't buy the Uber I'm like okay whatever It's fine Yeah Wait buy the Uber home Like if you sleep with a guy You should buy the Uber home

In the morning Never Or the next That night If you don't want to sleep over Right I It's not that I'm against it

I just like It's a whole thing To take my phone I mean they never do So it's fine One time they did though And you loved it Yes but I don't We didn't talk after that So it didn't make a difference i feel like i i do i

think i think all this is bullshit i think you guys should just fucking be adults and do your own shit but i will buy you dinner and i will get you the uber see why is that because uh social pressure because i don't want two motherfuckers to go on a podcast and be like so i went on a date with this guy and he's a fucking scumbag who didn't buy my dinner or my car. It is funny. I don't, I mean,

as a guy, I would imagine all of us, most vast majority of us, like never once have I ever thought about like her, she's going to pay for dinner or like, she should buy my Uber. Like if I stayed at a girl's place, I would never in a million years be like,

am I going to get her? Is she going to get it? Your fucking self, dude. That would be crazy. You thought that, right? But it's,

but we think that we think, which is such bullshit. And then with dinner, I'm like, I will always pay, but I'm like, but there might be a scenario where like a very insistent girl would be like, no,

no, no, I want to pay for half or whatever. And I'd be like, okay, fine. I don't think I'd like that. That's a trick. Will you shut the hell up and let me pay? That's a trick.

You'll reach for the wallet. I do that all the time. I just like to sit there and see how slow the reach. I'm looking through my wallet. I'll find my wallet. Did you do a letter? Yeah, yeah. And you're like, no.

I have had it before, though, where the check came and she didn't at least pretend. Yeah, yeah. And you're like, no. I have had it before, though, where like the check came and like she didn't at least pretend. Yeah. And that's annoying. And I'll just be like standing there like being like, all right, are you going to fake it for a second? Right. It is kind of awkward, though, sometimes like if you don't know someone very well being like, no, I can pay.

I know I've been in that situation. It's very awkward to pay for something that you just consumed or did. Because I don't want to like insult you guys. I'm like, let me pay. It is kind of insulting. Yeah. I would say this. It's probably not insulting for most guys.

I'm sure they'd be okay with it. What, if you did pay? Yes. I paid more. I think right now it probably feels like a trap if someone were to say like, no, no, for real. I can pay for half the dinner. Or, I don't know, novel concept.

Maybe even all of it for a change. It is my birthday after all. Did I say your birthday? No. Dude. I love chicks. I love chicks. They're the best.

I think that most guys would think it's a trap. Or I could see some guys kind of being like – it's like a macho thing. It's a macho. But I think a lot of guys who are like – especially you're in the city. You're younger. You're all kind of like scrapping by. It's like I got to like drop like $250 to go to this nice restaurant. Like fuck, you know?

Right. And it would be nice if you know you went half on it but then i also think guys would be like even if they said it's cool and it's fine they're gonna go back home and tell their girlfriends and their girlfriends are gonna be bitches about it and they're gonna call me like a clown and a loser i have a three-day rule paid first three dates and we can go halfsy another rule and okay so let's say you go on a date or a second date, and it's with everything is great, and then this dude's like, you want to go half on this one? You would be like, nope, you're done?

It depends. It depends. I mean, if he's a good person. Everything's cast on the table. Oh, then yeah, it's fine. That's a rule you would break. Well, I want to know why he can't pay. If he's like, I'm struggling with money, I'd be like, that's fine.

Why can't you pay, bitch? I don't know. What are the other reasons people can't pay other than struggling with money? Well, if it's out of principle. I don't know. How about that? How come you can't pay? Oh, I got, like, bills and rent and all this.

How come you can't pay? The economy is in shambles. Oh no. I'm not super liquid right now. I contract everything. It's an asshole problem. We have to stop saying yes to coming on here. I know.

We just contract ourselves. We're like, I'm not a bad boy. No, but I get that too, because I'm going to contract myself too in the sense of like, I was saying how I would be like, I'd be like, shut up. I'm just going to pay for it.

Yeah. But like also, I think I've decided that I'm going to start saying chivalry is dead. I'm just going to pay for it but also I think I've decided that I'm going to start saying chivalry is dead I'm just going to pretend that chivalry is supposed to be you guys being nice yeah chivalry is about nice us being nice?

I didn't sign up for that you guys don't have rules for girls? they don't fuck us we're out you don't blow me on the first night you're done literally she had an opinion I hate her it was no daddy

no opinion no voice jaggery flex yeah jaggery I have wait fuck what did you ask

what are our rules you have rules you have rules for girls you pay for dinner you tuck me in that's number two can you make sure you tuck me in. That's number two.

You make sure you tuck me in really tight. You don't text too much. No, no texting. Zero? He's off on texting. But do you call then? Because I think if you have a phone call every once in a while, you don't need to text. I'd much rather phone call. Yeah.

I'd be beating that to death. Alex would rather eat a light bulb than talk on the phone. Yeah, don't call me. Yeah, I'm with you. I like a good phone call with a guy, but the girl don't talk to me. He's bulb than talk on the phone. Yeah, don't call me. Yeah, I'm with you. I like a good phone call with a guy, but the girl don't talk to me. See, yeah,

he's like phone call like all the time. Really? Not even dating. Like he just doesn't want text messages. All the time? Yeah.

I mean, like, I obviously text, but like it is... He'd rather not. It's not my preference. In all situations, he'd rather not. I get panic attacks.

I had a panic attack this morning at 1030 because people were texting me too much. Like a real panic attack. That's why I'm with the phone call. I'm like, why? Me too. If you call me, I'd be like, oh my at 1030. People were texting me too much. Like a real panic attack. That's why when the phone calls, I'm like, what? If you call me, I'd be like, oh my god, I'm in trouble. You're leaving me.

Yes, yeah, yeah. I'm just gonna speak for myself here, but it sounds like we're all battered and broken here. If the phone rings and you all get very scared, there's a problem. We're like a puppy dog. The door slams. We're rescue puppies that don't know

everything's okay. I don't think there are many rules. I don't think guys have like rules. Red flags, anything? Yeah, I guess like red flags. Yeah, but the red flags are fucking yellow lights, dude. Yeah, and they're very movable.

That's great. I think it's more like... I'm going to hurry up and get through this, but I'm not going to stop. But if she has sex with me, it's a green flag and she's fine. Yes, it's not like she better have sex with me by this date or before this. It's just like if it hasn't happened by the time I would prefer it to happen, you're like, fuck. You know what I mean? I'll keep trying, though.

But it's not like the list, cross it off and you're like, fuck. I'll keep trying, though. It's not like the list, like, cross it off and you're done. I can't imagine, like, I'm just thinking right now, I can't imagine what would have to happen for me to be like, this is a red flag, don't go anywhere. I don't think he's watching. Why do girls get ghosted all the time?

Like, I wouldn't stop trying to fuck Casey Anthony. Oh my god! What? If Casey Anthony was Oh my god. What? If Casey Anthony was like, you want to go to dinner? I'd be like, yeah, let's go to fucking dinner, Casey. Okay. But then why do girls get ghosted all the time?

I'm out on Casey. You know what I mean? It actually depends on if other people know. Wait, what? I would take Casey Anthony. Here's the deal. I'm taking Casey Anthony out On one date Nobody gets to know

And I try to smash And I fuck her in the bathroom And that's it And then I'm out And then I'm done On the premise of that You think she's hot Or that she's crazy

A little bit of both Definitely You're intrigued Definitely both This is so messed up I mean A great dinner conversation Saves me 300 bucks

If things go awry So what is the last I mean she's not. Yeah. What is it? The trial? No, that one. That's a better one.

Find the pictures of her killing days. She's aged. Oh, my God. He's getting hot. I think. Yeah, that's the one. That is the one that we show. That was like the one in the media.

I think that's a college or Ohio State. Yes. We talked about the Buckeyes. Oh, my God. I think that was her first storm, not her second. You ain't thinking about Ryan Day's squad this year, Casey. Oh, my God. I would say that I would, but when the chips were down.

Yeah, this is probably the opposite of yours. I might be making some jokes on a podcast. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, come on. Come on. You don't want to... No, go back one.

That one, yeah. Come on. We're having fun here. This is a girl you want to take on a date. That's chivalry. She'll fuck you. And listen. And listen.

John, if you get her pregnant, you know it's not a problem. That's what I said. Wait, I have a question. Why do girls get ghosted so much, though, if you guys don't have red flags? Like, which makes you not want them anymore? I think genetics, probably. Like, trillions of years of being hardwired to want to have multiple girls.

I actually don't know the answer to that. But it's just like, we've said it before. What you girls did. You guys invented... You guys... You're good at branding. Girls are good marketers. Yes. And when you invented the ick, it's just like...

It's what happens to us all the time. Like, ooh, she has one thing I don't like and I'm out. Yeah, the ick is... The ick is going to... But guess what? I've always called an asshole for it. Yes. That's true.

Guys, I got the ick. Imagine you sat down with your boys at dinner. That's fair. Fellas. I got the ick. Imagine you sat down with your boys at dinner like, fellas, I got the ick so bad. Can you imagine that calm up here because I have the ick. It's because she cleaned

with a white towel and she cleaned it with makeup. The first time I saw a girl cleaning off their makeup, I thought they shit the towel.

No. Oh, I bet. Shit the towel. I was like, what the hell? Did she wipe her ass with this fucking towel? That would be daunting. One example of getting the ick. I can like, what the hell? Did she wipe her ass with this fucking towel? That would be daunting.

One example of getting the ick. I didn't see why you would think that, though. Makeup towels are disgusting. They are disgusting, yeah. I think the ghosting probably primarily occurs after you hook up or before. Like, have you been ghosted? After or before? He's asking like,

oh, you're asking. Yeah. Oh, um, I don't know. Before, I guess in this case.

Like you, you, um, you are talking for a little while and then he just cuts it off or you're talking for a little while, go on a date and he cuts it off.

You're talking for a little while, you go on a date, you fuck, and then he cuts it off. Like, where does the ghosting occur? Usually, I mean,

I don't think I've gone on a second date in over three years. usually the first date yeah that's because of him you were pumping some numbers how many first dates you've been on ballparking for me oh god actually probably not that many since covid maybe like oh that's true maybe like eight this year okay but how many you said three years so how many last three years eight oh okay but but again like two of those are going to be you know you want to go on dates and like 50 50 go sing like 50 me 50 them okay i was gonna say mean, there's definitely a lot of times I think a guy has sex with a girl

and then afterwards they just feel different. And it's just like, it sucks. Is it because you got what you wanted? I don't know what it is. I just know I've experienced it and a lot of my friends experience it where they're just like, I really didn't think things were going to, like, I didn't plan this. I wasn't like, I'm going to be nice and cute and do sweet things and enjoy our time together and then fuck you and then ditch you it was just like after it happened i everything

changed i don't know it's something like biological physiological mental emotional whatever it's that's immature it's weird but it's just like and yeah I don't know sometimes you just are like afterwards you just feel differently towards them you'd want to keep

them around though because then you could have sex with them more I know I think you got the treat and then you're like

I want to find another one that's the biological part that you know some people I think some people lean on that one yeah

that male sluts like to say it's not my fault it's my ancestors i ghosted you because of my great great great great grandpa but i don't know but there just is sometimes where it's like i i wish i don't i really didn't want this to happen like i wish i did feel the same way about you uh on the first date as we did afterwards but sometimes that shit like you just flip a switch and it's like, fuck. I feel like you guys are so simple but so complicated at the same time. Yeah, for sure.

You know what I mean? He's like, absolutely. I'm like, so are we. We're probably worse. No, you guys are just complicated, though. They're simple but complicated. I'm like, wow. I feel like I should be more offended by that. It's so simple but so complicated. I mean, some guys are, you know, I'm sure there's a huge chunk of guys

who are being assholes about it. But, like, there have definitely been times where I'm like, I'm so sorry. But I can't help that I – Oh, that's nice. Yeah, like I did – That's sweet. Because I think a lot of times – Have you ever, like, had that conversation?

Where you're like, I don't know what to tell you. No, no. I just don't like you anymore. I don't. But I've had the conversation afterwards of – you know, I've made up a... I feel like that's why ghosting happens, because nobody wants to see it anymore. Because no one wants to see it. Yeah.

That's a horrible thing to say. Yeah, ghosting is actually really nice if you want to be ghosted. Very chivalrous. It's tough. You know, you say you don't want to be ghosted, but it's like, okay, you want the fucking answer? Like, we had sex and then I didn't like it anymore. You don't want to hear that, do you?

Maybe. I kind of do. Really? I like when guys tell me I didn't like it anymore. You don't hear that. Do you? Maybe. I kind of do. I like when guys tell me they don't like me. I'm like, okay, cool. Seal it.

Put it away. Okay. Like if they go see like questions, I'm like, Hmm, tell me you don't like me. I think that that would be a terrifying thing to do as a guy. You're either going to get, um,

uh, you might be worried that they might react differently and like kind of crazy. I know we don't use that word. Crazy, really? There are times where... I wonder why. I also don't know,

like sometimes if you, you think you can seal it, but then you might be like, well, I can change or I might be different. It's like, I don't know if I want you to. I don't know though,

but it's like, I think a lot of times guys get... Yeah, if you fight back during break up, you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, we can't break up. That's worse, right? It's like, I don't know if I want you to. I don't know, though, but it's like, I think a lot of times guys get. Yeah, if you fight back, you're going to break up. You're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, we can't break up. That's worse, right? That's like way worse. You've got to accept your walk away.

You can't lose your dignity. I think when people talk about like guys leading them on, I think sometimes guys are being assholes. I'm like, I'm just going to do this until I fuck her. But then I think a lot of times it's like yeah I did like do that nice thing or give you that nice present or whatever and then shit changed

I don't know bro if you're giving presents before falling in love yeah I was gonna say damn or like this logo so they just like

fizzle out if you're texting and you know texting a lot and you are being like cutesy or whatever and it's like I don't know

in the moment I was feeling that way and then afterwards I'm not I don't know yeah your gut's motion changed fast but I do think that's fair, in the moment I was feeling that way. And then afterwards I'm not, I don't know. But I do think that's fair at the moment. Like you were feeling that way and then you did have sex and then you would feel completely different.

I think it's a lot of guys who are like actually nice people deep down, but also just don't really know what, I think of it like at my age now, I would know that is on the table to happen. Right. I mean, yeah. I'd be like, I'm not going, like you probably are going to be one of those people

who afterwards, I, things will change, so I'm not going to fuck you. Whereas when I was younger, I was just like, I'm going to fuck you and see what happens. I will fuck all of you. Roll the dice. I'm a gambling man, dude. It's a numbers game.

Cast a wide net here. But now I'd be like, I probably, I mean, you know, I say that, but then it's like, game but now I feel like I probably I mean you know I say that but then it's like she's hot we all say a lot of things we just contradict each other

all the time yeah pretty much that's what having a podcast is yeah you said the exact opposite last week I had more ads this week so

I had to do something gotta fill the air somehow anyway this is all to say I had to do something. Gotta fill the air somehow. Anyway, this is all to say, get the fuck out of the way. I'm getting on the lifeboat. I think lifeboats should be first come, first serve. I'm actually with you on that.

I respect that. And save, yeah. See, I would be first in line, and then people would be like, can I go? I'd be like, yeah, absolutely, sorry. And then another one would come, I'd be like, oh, and then people would be like, can I go? I'd be like, yeah, absolutely, sorry. And then another one would come, and I'd be like, oh, no, no, no. What I find to be very interesting is,

I guess it's like a weight thing probably with the boat, right? But it's like there's a whole horde of people, and they're like, that's too many. Like, you're too many. You're the last one. You're telling me I can't just get on top of you guys? No, no, no. You are the one person that it's too late. We're going to one. You're telling me I can't just get on top of you guys? No, no, no. You are the one person that it's too late.

We're going to be really uncomfortable if you do that. We don't care if you live. But we'll live. It's your life. Do you really? Is it a necessity? There's another one coming. It's the very definition of the word. So don't go on the lifeboat.

And also, if you're floating on a fucking, what's it, a door, you're not even going to know it. Yeah. But try to let the guy in the door, too. It'll sink. Well, at least give it a shot. No, no. My life is more important.

There you go. I get that. Yeah. And that's why you want to get on the lifeboat. Yeah, that's why I don't want to ruin it for you. I'm going to watch it tonight. Are we really not spoiling that entire thing right now? You also asked if I've seen The Notebook, too.

I have not seen The Notebook. And I'm the biggest. What? I'm a hopeless romantic. I got a take on The Notebook. I'm glad this came up. That's one of the most toxic relationships I've ever seen. Yeah. It is horrible. It's beautiful. If you're a bird, I'm a hopeless romantic. I got a take on the notebook. I'm glad this came up. That's one of the most toxic relationships I've ever seen. Yeah.

It is horrible. It's beautiful. If you're a bird, I'm a bird. The end, but then he also like swings at her several times. Oh, the other way. Swings at her? Swings at her. Ryan Gosling?

We love a little abuse. Gosling's throwing punches in the notebook? Yeah. He actually hit her. He doesn't hit her. He swings past her, but it's like right next to her head. He swings past her. Is it passion? He punches next to her head. No, they're swings past her, but it's like right next to her head. He swings past her. Is it passion?

He punches next to her head. No, they're in like a very heated argument. Oh, next to her head. It's passion. He wasn't going to hit her. It's passion. It's passion. He was waking her up.

Yeah, look at that. You can't kiss like that unless you have sex. It's one of these. You're up against the wall and it's like, come on. No, no, no, but they are like mid-fight

and then it turns into sex. And then they have sex. He looks her. I don't understand that. Everyone knows you have to go to the other room to punch the wall. One room away. One wall in between you from the smashing of the bottles and the breaking of the windows and the punching of the wall.

But she's kind of weird. She's kind of addicted. What are you doing in there? Yes, she's a bitch too. She is. Because she lets money persuade her feelings. Yeah. What kind of girls do that?

Yeah. What kind of loser is that? What's his name in this movie? Noah Noah She's like But Noah The three sixes Noah

Oh man It's a great movie I can't believe Carlson's throwing punches Me neither We should watch it That's upset I'm upset

That's crazy Should we do Guy Cry Or are we doing Guy Cry Wednesday? Yeah You guys want to cry tomorrow? Yeah watch the new book Oh yeah You do that No we can't do Guy cry Or are we doing Guy cry Wednesday Yeah You guys want to cry Oh yeah

You do that No we can't do Guy cry Wednesday This week either Because we got Fucking up front Oh yeah Fuck

Guy cry It will be Guy cry Wednesday Going forward though Because I'm going to be honest We're not going to Compete with

NFL football There's NFL football It's going to be tough It's going to be tough That's a good one. All right. Well, keep doing your thing, girls. Keep saying the crazy things you say.

Thank you, guys. I wonder what's next. We should come up with some topics. I'm going to come up with some topics that I think I want to hear you guys speak on. That would be really helpful. I was going to say, we want to go viral if we get canceled. Oh, absolutely. No, no.

You guys can say these things. Can we just write an episode for you guys? You guys have to sit there reading it. We have ghostwriters, these two. We'll go to the same afternoon. You mean two girls doing a female podcast about love and dating? Ghostwritten? No.

Could never happen at Barstool Sport. Could never happen. Ba-da-ba-bang! Oh, wow. All right. Download the Mean Girls pod. Watch it on YouTube. could never happen oh wow alright download the mean girls pod watch it on YouTube and

anything else just Alex Bennett Jordan Woodruff yeah Jordan with a Y yes that would be funny if it was Jordan with a Y

you have to specify what letters you spell your name with and yeah anything else you guys want before you go no just good to know that chivalry had nothing to do You have to specify what letters you spell your name with. And, yeah. Anything else you guys want before you go? No, just good to know that chivalry had nothing to do with us. Yeah.

My life is ruined. I need to feel better. And wait, so when can Graham come on? He hasn't responded, but he'll come. You think he will? Are you going to roast him? No. Yeah, what are you going to talk about? It's good for him.

Alex. He'll be here. No, I think it'll be like, I guess maybe when there's like a new, if we were all like a friend group and then you started dating him, like a new guy joining the friend group. And then it's like once that you know they're cool enough to hang out with just you and get rid of the girl. That's kind of the thing. Or you're at a bachelor party and it's like I don't really know the brother-in-law yet or the other friend group, but now we're going to get some time with them without you around. Give the character

some life. Yeah. We'll roast her, not him. Oh, that'll be good change. And you'll catch some ricochets. It'll be great for us. We're going to have a blast. I'm curious about how this episode will go now. I'm going to pour a couple fingers of Whistlepig for Graham and loosen them up and be like,

so tell me, when you're not allowed to masturbate to porn, what goes through your brain? You don't masturbate? He'll be like, uh, trick question? I don't want to lie, but I need to answer it. Yeah, no, have him on. It'll be good. Okay. We're going to get this guy fired or some shit. I don't know what's going to I need to answer yeah no have him on it'll be good okay

we're gonna get this guy fired or some shit I don't know what's gonna happen I know he has a real job thanks Jordan who's side are you on Graham's obviously

she's Graham alright girls thank you thank you guys who knew it was about nights alright thank you to Jordan and Alex for coming through.

Always a pleasure to – I do like – I said this earlier. They're the only women that I've ever come across that I can convince them to change their minds. And I'm learning that they'll change their minds about anything if you push them a little bit. So it's not – it doesn't really count. But every other woman in my life, I'll be like, no. Like chivalry is not about you. And they will just stick to the like saying that it is. Those girls all go, huh, I learned something new today.

Yeah. Oh, chivalry is not that. How about that? Who fucking knew? Just a reminder, in case you are just so used to the Tuesday, Thursday schedule, there's already an episode out from Monday with Dan. We did. We started our first week of three

times a week, unless you're a real OG and you don't remember the quickies. Dan came back and we did an episode with him, so you can go watch that. We talked about the 9-11 diner menu on that one. Did you see what the Mets did?

Can I say something real quick about 9-11 stuff? There's the – in my family group text, for some reason, my brother's like a dad, and he's just like – and he just said in the family group text like – I could see that. He's just like your dad in like – Yeah, he's just a little behind.

He's like he's Charizard. Right. I don't know what that means, but yeah. Like the pre-evolution. Like carmelian got it um but the uh the he said like he like never forget go pat or something like that something like i don't know some text and and my mom replied the queen and and uh and so my brother sent the gif of like the of the you know the ump like throwing someone out yeah yeah he's replied with that and she went oh roger clemens and my dad just goes no honey the terrorist attack and she went oh yes very somber bro she's unreal my mom didn't realize it's my mom's birthday my mom is her birthday's 9 11

and her birthday's 9 11 yeah yeah and uh she didn't realize it until like fucking i'll tell you what hashtag never forget there's two things about hashtag never forget number one i think some people should forget the people who remember try too hard. The menu was a perfect example. Down in the Mets game in Miami, the Marlins darkened the dirt to look like the towers. One had the antenna. One was just like plain in the batter's box. What?

So people were just trampling all over the fucking towers how insane is that by like the second inning it was just that is that is crazy who was it so i this is something i can only really say on this pod because i thought like it was funny and we were uh but somebody tweeted like here comes here comes Rojas around third. They're going to send him. Throw comes in for center. Rojas dives into the plate. Swim move.

Oh, my God. A second Miguel Rojas has hit the second tower. I mean, what a fucking terrible idea that is. I mean, like, forget. Those people, forget. When they, like, major league batters, even, like, before they get in the box. They fucking dirty it up. Like, before the game starts

they're like, I want to kill this dirt the second thing I was going to say though is people are forgetting yesterday was the least the littlest 9-11 fanfare I've ever seen in my life and I call it fanfare because a lot of it is shitty and done for the wrong reasons

and the people who are somber and lost someone and really it it affects them personally of course they remember and go through their stuff but like we've just gotten to the point where a big chunk of society that is either on social media or out and about or working or whatever like don't they're not affected by it yeah so they're like yeah i'll go to that party or yeah i'll work today or i'm just tweeting about the football game instead because it's just like the you know what i mean like that's what my dad called me like what's the city like today i was like what do you mean totally normal because there was a time where it was like the people who are contributing to media and all the things you read and see and all that went through it all and i was a bunch a bunch of 20-somethings who –

That's a good point. Yeah. But that's also – part of me was like, that's good. You've healed and the wound is – if everybody walked around all day still fucking devastated about Pearl Harbor Day, it would be like, what the fuck are we doing here? You've got to move on as a country. And I say move on in the most respectful way. It's like part of me almost feels like it's a sign of progress you know you're not forgetting because it's like i don't even know

what fucking happened it's like you know we've just moved past it like i i actually i turned on the tv just and you know like fucking for some it infuriates me so much with spectrum how it just goes to channel one every time and so new york one was on and some politician was giving a speech at the towers and i just i don't know i didn't right away change the channel kind of just sat there like i did the other i watched a full baseball game i heard a random game it was i mean to me i was also very high so like it was like yeah one of those things that the remote was over there and i was like i don't think so but um but anyway so kind of similar situation and some politicians giving a speech and i was like i don't think so but um but anyway so i got a similar situation and

some politicians giving a speech and he's like he's like when these towers went down like we have brothers helping brother blah blah blah he's like and i'll tell you like we need that today more than ever i was like not more than ever i don't think i think we probably needed more that day. September 12th, we really needed it. It was really important that day. My favorite 9-11 story, I don't know if we told it on the podcast. I think I told you about it when I heard it on Shane Gillis' podcast.

Luis J. Gomez rollerblading out of the city. He fucking lived downtown, so was like close to him he strapped up his rollerblades and went across the george washington bridge into the suburbs of jersey just to get to his family imagine just and like there's like you know ambulances coming this way and traffic everywhere and you're just i like i like the picture you know how they do like uh like slow motion walkaways with an explosion yeah he has the pads on and everything on his hands he's like i gotta get the fuck out of here very funny um little like 9-11 thing uh the other day i was in the elevator and uh like two old white guys like 50 years old were just in the elevator with me and they're like you see there's

another fucking protest going on this week. Oh, jeez. And then the guy goes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, what the fuck is this one about? He's like, I don't know. They're just running around saying, no means no. And he's like, what does that mean? I don't get it.

He's like, gotta be something for 9-11. Couldn't possibly be anything other than that. No means no. That's actually what they said on Flight 93. They were misquoted. Staying in. Staying in. Staying in.

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We'll start. I know this is like kind of people have fully rebelled against this and don't want to hear about it anymore, but the Kim Kardashian, Ray J sex tape saga continues. And it continues because our boy Ray J is so fucking funny. And I feel for him. Kim started DMing him, and he went on IG Live and aired everything out. I started DMing him this weekend?

Yes, recently. And she's all like, we have kids now. I don't want this to harm any of us. Let's get on the same page and I want you to be happy sort of thing. Why did she send that? Well, I don't know

exactly where the con was started. That was at least a decade ago, right? At least. I think it's like 15. Yeah, because aren't they like season 18 of the show? Yeah. So that's been 20 years ago.

Yeah. They do like two seasons a year on that. But it is a long ass time ago. Oh, like Survivor style? Yeah. I think it's like 2006

or something like that. February of 07. 07, yeah. But on the and maybe this is the reason why she's doing it because when episodes air, they always paint him to be the villain. That he was like holding another tape hostage

and Kanye had to go. So he was kind of like, what the fuck? Like, you're telling me like, let's get on the same page here and then this shit airs and I'm the villain. And it kept boiling up and Ray J just came out with all the receipts.

And he had an IG live that went on for like I think like 45 minutes. He he at one point first of all he can't read and he says as much. He's like yo I can read. I can read.

He goes I just need my glasses. Because he's reading his own DMs and he's like things will be different if we oh fuck he's like i need my glasses they get his glasses you know who says things like yo i can read people who can't fucking read you said it best about leah michelle yeah if there's a rumor you can't read you can't read that is just like uh there is just no reason you would say that about me if I could read. There's just no reason. You know what we should do?

We can talk real quick. Her also, she just came out and just didn't deny it. She's issued a statement where she didn't deny it. What did she say? She said, I knew all my lines. That's not what we said. That's not what we're talking about. So that bitch really can't read.

No one said you didn't know your lines. We said you can't read. I think we should make up. remember when we did the jerry mcnamara death hoax yeah and it worked and i felt very bad about that because it was like even if one person saw that and it had their heart jump into their fucking throat that they thought someone was dead that's fucked up we should start a can't read hoax give it like six months and we'll just pick a target and be like hollywood says that guy can't read yeah see what happens um but he can't read and um then he proceeds to start a powerpoint presentation like a big either on the wall or on a giant cheat tv they have a projector up and what they put up he's you can see him moving the mouse around on his fucking desktop and he's opening up files and shit he opens up a a contract and now again i you know he could be fucking

forging these documents i suppose you know but he opens up a contract and he goes csi ray j on him he brings out a note written from kim to courtney and he starts doing handwriting analysis and he called it a fingerprint. He kept going, look, the fingerprints match. Classic can't read. There's a lot of fucking letters that are the same.

Why does he have a letter? It was to Courtney. It was like a birthday. And I guess for whatever reason he had it. On the fucking contract you see his signature. You don't see their signatures, but what you do see. What's the contract? So they sold the sex tape.

Oh. Like it wasn't leaked. But this contract wasn't made before. No, it was. Oh, it was. Oh, okay, okay. That's what he's saying. So what the contract says is tape one, Cabo intro.

Tape two, Cabo sex. Tape three, Santa Barbara sex. And he said that Chris set up a video shoot for them to shoot another sex tape as insurance to make sure that they had a good one ready to go. Why? That's in a different location. I think they were just back from Cabo. Hey, lady, I'll just fuck your daughter twice in Cabo. How about that?

I think they were on vacation at the time, and then they're back home, whatever. But he – and then he says, Chris said we're going with the second Cabo tape because it has, like, the best angles of Kim. That all – and the way he proves it – Imagine sitting down. The way he proves it is by the handwriting which is

obviously so it's not like you know it's not going to hold up in a court of law unless a fucking handwriting forensics analysis guy did do that but if you look at some of their a's and r's i was like those fucking look exactly the same and maybe that can happen but those are exactly the same uh so i was like i think i think that kim i think that chris like everyone's like oh she pimped out her daughter's like i don't even want to really fucking done it i i i like that a lot you like that i mean at this point it's like she edited your porn she yeah distributed imagine you're just sitting there like fucking breaking down your daughter's sex tape yeah like oh you threw it back on this one like that one like you know that one you

weren't looking in his eyes enough one of those bizarre families where it's like like the the mom like knocks on the bedroom in the morning being like like we got breakfast in bed for both you i'm a cool mom yeah yeah right but the the highlights he did a raycon ad read in the middle of his life. Such a legend. And at one point, a fly landed on him. You couldn't see it because he had the phone on. And he goes like, oh, what the fuck was that? Holy shit, man. He's like, did you see that?

That was a big bug, man. And the guy in the background is like, yeah, dude, that was big. And he's like, that landed right on my fucking face. And the guy's like, yeah, that was crazy. And he goes, damn, man, Chris Jenner sent in everything after me. He's electric. He's so fucking funny. He is so good, yeah, that was crazy. And he goes, damn, man, Chris Jenner's sending everything after me. He's electric. He's so fucking funny. He is so good, man.

That is very funny. He's an all-timer. So I was like, I choose to believe him. And I actually kind of do. I'm just like, I don't think. That is so crazy. To set up your daughter's fucking. That would be a wild thing to keep lying about.

Oh, and that was the other thing. Chris Jenner went on James Corden at some point, the late night show, did a polygraph, and he straight up asked her, were you involved in Kim's sex tape? And she goes, oh, no, no, no. The crowd's like, ooh, and she's like, oh, no, I'm fine with this.

And the guy goes, thumbs up, that's the truth. And Ray J's like, he didn't even go to polygraph school. And then the truth and he and ray jay's like he didn't even go to polygraph school and then the final kicker as he was really outing her being like she set up that third session to fuck on camera blah his instagram live just like craps out and the connection goes down all right that's too much that's too much that's too much that's too much i mean that's too many it's like four things you got greedy with it i i oh i thought you were saying it's too much. That's too much. That's too much. That's too much. I mean, that's too many. That's like four things. You got greedy with it. Oh, I thought you were saying it's too much like it proved it.

No, I'm saying that was at least fake. At least that part. That you just cut it down and then was like, yeah, yeah. Or Christiana got on the phone with Instagram and said, cut the feed. Cut the feed. So, yeah. She really is like the boogie monster. People just believe everything.

It could be. And somebody did say something like, no TMZ reports on this, no nothing. Because they got TMZ in the fucking back pocket. But Harry, Harvey, just admits that, right? Yeah, whatever. It's like we said with Dan. If we're friends, we're good. What's that? It's like we said with Dan.

If we're friends with you, we're not going to fuck you over and report about it. Oh, another thing. There was another one of those YouTube boxing pay-per-views. Freddie Gibb and Austin McBroom. You're not going to know these guys at all. They're not even, like, they're not even on the podcast. Freddie Gibb, I feel like I know. Oh, no, Freddie Gibb's the rapper.

Yeah. It's, what's his name? It's somebody Gibb top. Freddie Gibb, I feel like I know. Oh, no. Freddie Gibb's the rapper. What's his name? It's somebody Gibb. Ensign Gibb. It's definitely not Freddie Gibb. That would be funny. If Freddie Gibb fought Austin McBroom, that would be very funny. This guy's like a nobody.

I don't even know. But his name is Gibb. Or Jibb. G-I-B. Wait, Le'Veon Belfort. Well, so that's... I'm building up to that one. Okay.

They did this thing in an arena that fits 20K. And they sold 200 tickets. What? It was insane. If you can Google that... How do you put that fight on? It was... Well, because they're more about the pay-per-views than the live people there.

Oh, yeah, yeah. But, like, look at this, dude. Like, there's just nobody there. And I'm sure a good hundred of those people are, like, media. Like, that's another shot of it, too. Like, just an empty-ass arena. Bro, where are they? I don't even know which arena it is.

That's what's crazy is that if you put on a rough and rowdy event and you just put up the chairs and it's like, alright, we just sold out this little section so it looks fine. Like I said, we're just doing the internet pay-per-views. We don't care what it looks like.

That's all well and good, but who has the sway to do that at an arena? You know, like you uh call up my friend james dolan and be like i want to do a kfc radio live we're gonna set up chairs so it's only like 300 people but we want to do it in the garden it's fucking nuts i don't know how they did it um so this guy austin mcbroom he actually do you remember when there was a beef with the youtubers and dave was at logan paul's house when it happened do you remember that d Dave was there and he was like what the fuck's going on? He kind of got caught in their little scrum. That was this guy Austin McBroom.

Oh, kind of. That kind of rings a bell. So he's a YouTuber. This guy's been talking shit and he beat the fucking shit out of this guy Austin McBroom. Just like dominated the fuck out of him. But the main event, or no, not even the main event. The undercard event

was adrian peterson versus levy on bell and uh levy on bell just knocked him the fuck out i think it was like i don't know how many minutes they were doing in the first round but it's like a minute left in the first round um so i don't know if you get oh no round five sorry sorry sorry i thought that was the first round for some reason. So it was in the fifth round. At least they kind of went the distance. But he got absolutely. Look at that. His eyes.

He got his bell rung, dude. Oh, I'm surprised he didn't tear his ACL, too, the way he fell back like that. I do not know if there was bad blood. I didn't hear about this until i saw the knockout on youtube or on on twitter look at that dude he even did you see the way he like he's like i'm gonna hit you with my right hand dude yeah and then did it and he didn't put it up at all so um adrian peterson like you know hall of fame running back i guess so i don't know maybe not i don't know the nfl hall of fame works. My expertise, I would say yes.

Yeah, Hall of Fame running back, amazing fucking touchdowns and highlight reels, and this is now in your fucking obituary. They put this out there. Yeah, later on. I was like, this one's for your kid. Yeah. How much could the bag have been to be really worth it? Dude, I don't know, man.

Because guess what? I didn't know about this. So 99% of people don't know about this. Right. So I don't know. I bet you got $2 million. But that's actually pretty decent. You think you got $2 million to do that?

Probably, right? I don't know. I think a lot of it is he's broke. Is that what's going on? Yeah. He had nearly $100 million during his NFL career, and apparently he only has a million left. Bro!

But why? Like, I don't know. John, he spent it. It's just like, it's celebrity net worth I have. You know, it's fun to look at, but I don't know. I can't imagine he only has a million dollars. Bro, you start living your life like you are, you know. I know Scott Storch is a famous producer.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He used to fly private everywhere. He had $100 million. It goes away real quick. If you're doing like $100,000 flights, you do flights all the time, you know, a million will stack up really quick. And then if you only have 100 of those, I don't know. You can spend money, bro. You can do it real fucking quick.

But anyway, that was, I think, I think Jake Paul can still move numbers. And I think he's smart enough that he will still have people he will still get the right guys to fight and he'll still be able to do it I think for the rest of the world the YouTube fake celebrity fighting

is done. Like Rough and Rowdy is its own thing because it's good because it's not famous people and it's about the broadcast and the guests and the funniness of it all. I'm a YouTuber. I'm a TikToker. I'm a nobody, but I'm going to be a real fighter, I think, is gone. You think so? I mean...

I mean, Jake Paul's fighting Anderson Silva this week, right? But I think Jake is the one. I think Jake can still do it. I just think, like, I don't know. Actually, I think KSI did it with a bunch of people. Didn't he fight two people in one night? I think he said he would. I don't know if he did.

But they did, like, 200,000. I think he did. I remember Marty tweeting about it. I think he fought two people in one night. That's pretty badass if he did. He did, like, 200,000 downloads. So maybe I'm wrong because I do remember seeing that. Jake Paul tweeted.

It was, like, no joke. because KSI is ducking Jake Paul. And Jake Paul was like, all that bullshit aside, 200,000 pay-per-views is like a good number. Jake does like 500K, so it was kind of like a – that's good. That's good, little bro. That's good, little bro. But like he'll fight KSI eventually. So many. So many.

For someone like 50 bucks? So maybe I'm wrong Thriving industry Last thing here on One Minute Man The king Delivered his speech About his dead mom And instantly

We were reminded about his sausage fingers Oh yeah yeah yeah Now those look familiar We were reminded about his sausage fingers. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, those look familiar. I was under attack all week. Somebody said the new crown, like the new king or queen, will be decided by who can pull off Prince Charles' rings, like the sword of the stone.

Whoever has the power to remove the ring. Those are hooves. Me, Charles, and pregnant chicks look like that. Yo, the funny thing. People with a sodium addiction. The funny thing about his hooves are because they're all fat, they almost all kind of look the same length. So they all look like thumbs to me. It looks like a whole hand of thumbs.

So it's just a claw. That's what my hand looks like a whole hand of thumbs. So it's just a claw of... It looks so much... That's what my hand looks like when I get in from skiing. It's all red. Wait, wait, wait. Is that... Click on that one in the middle that has the three... Oh, those are actual sausages.

I was like, wait, what's wrong there? That was a fucking actual sausage. I mean, those are things that you got to put... Oh, my God! It wasn't just like a bad day. You know, like, oh, I did have a lot are things that you gotta put oh my god it wasn't just like a bad day you know like oh I did have a lot of

sodium that weekend or whatever those are his hand looks like Andre the Giant yes yeah dude that is

atrocious I like how dude me and Charles we're all embarrassed about it I'll fucking I'll put my hands right out here

I don't give a shit I'm not like Uncle if you were Prince Charles you wouldn't just be like this? Nah, dude, fuck it, man. With your hands in your pockets or something? Dude. Jackie, could you imagine those paws, like, feeling you up? Imagine going to second base with King Charles.

Just second base, where those paws are just kind of copping a feel. Gramping that ass. That is disgusting. Imagine Prince Charles fingering his wife. Dude, imagine being Prince Charles, and guess what? When I switch from my finger to my dick, it's a downgrade.

Put the fingers back in. Put the fingers back in. I got ten of these, babies. These can go all night long. That's the fingers for dicks question. Yeah, there you go. Would you rather your fucking hands be dicks? Guess what?

King Charles is already living it. I mean, you cannot have those things out in public. Bro, you do a podcast with me while I hold this thing right here. If you were next in line to be the king of a country, I'd say, have you seen his fingers? Get to it. The picture of him drinking a beer actually really hits close to home because every picture I'm holding a glass in, it looks just preposterous.

Because it's usually like a whiskey glass. Because they're small and you're fat. It's the whole thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is. Do we have like a little one? It is not. I want to show the folks at home how stubby you're.

I mean, they're absurd i actually like i don't know not that i mean well you know i'm looking at that it's like they're not like king charles but they're close yeah by me like me and him like don't have knuckles yeah oh oh i had a friend in high school well he played football and he mashed his hands up so much that it was swollen all the time yeah so his knuckles were indents because like here and the fingers were swollen so they always just went in rather than like up. You know what I mean? That's kind of what you have.

You have indent knuckles. I'll give it a little shot. Dude, that was such a genuine ugh. Those are not great, man. Yeah, bro. I know. I live with them. It's just like I have small hands, but I think my fingers are skinny. You have small hands.

You have the width of big fingers, but they're short. I got girthy hands. Yeah, yeah. It's like if you would have like another inch or two or three on your finger, your hands would be proportionate, but you don't, so they're stubby little sausages. They're Jimmy Deans. Yeah.

I mean, like, it's something I live with. It doesn't define me, but it is. It's a struggle every day. Oh, my God. That one with the hand. I mean, that looks like it's about to fall off. That is disgusting. Has anyone said, Charles, are you wearing your watch too tight?

Yeah, right? Are you getting blood flow? That looks like a blister that needs to be popped. If I ate lunch with King Charles, I'd throw up on the table and shoot myself in the fucking head. Dude, you have ruined the experience of eating for me forever. Wow, you got to sit down. You sat down with the king? Yeah, and I threw up on him.

Look at that thing. Look at that paw. He said, bring in some finger foods, and I punched him in the face. Only steaks. Imagine watching him crack a lobster. You know what? Pull that up. Do man hands on Seinfeld.

I bet you those hands look exactly like Prince Charles's right now. They're better. When the hands are touching Jerry's face. I bet those are identical to I bet these are better than Charles' yeah because I think these ones are just like a man's hands but they're those are just regular hands

they're not you know they're bigger than a girl's hands but they're not fat swollen sausage fingers like the king but yeah that would be see I think Charles' hands are so stubby and fat that he actually can't do things like that. Yeah, yeah. He's like, I can't put them in there. They're not working.

Okay, voicemail time. Wiping his ass is a mess. Oh! Come on, man. Charles actually doesn't wipe his ass. He's like, what if it slips in? They probably don't. Voicemails today

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but it also came with getting cancer, and the cooler the superpower, the worse the cancer is. So, you know, if you pick talking to fish, maybe it's just, like, skin cancer. But if you pick, like, Superman, then you get, like like skin cancer. But if you pick like Superman, then you get like brain cancer. What would you pick? What superpower would you pick? And what cancer would you get with it? Ready, boys?

Ready, ready? Blow your mind. My superpower is curing cancer. What happens there, John? What happens there? Your cancer gets so bad, you can't. You collapse into a black hole. It's a one and done.

You use it once and you die. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's got to be it, right? Because it's got to be good enough that it's a superpower. But if it's as bad as your superpower is good, that means you're fucking dead. How about if you had the superpower, the power to cure cancer, and it's a one and done? No, I mean, it can't, yeah.

If you have the power to cure cancer, but you can only do it once, and you have cancer, would you use it on yourself, or would you save somebody else? Would you save, let's say you have a family member,

if you had a little baby in your family? Baby? Who's going to miss a baby? Baby! Baby! Dude, if I die, people come looking for me. The babies are barely even here.

That's kind of the thing. You haven't even, nobody even knows you well enough to miss you yet dude okay that's my experience with all potential babies it's like it's gonna be one of us who's gonna die dude have you seen have you seen sam royals bit on the holocaust no on his new special i don't want to ruin it but um he said he was talking to somebody and they were like um they sam is jewish and the person talking to somebody and they were like um they sam is jewish and the person talking was not and they were talking about how there's other people in there are other people in the concentration camps who weren't jewish and sam was like well yeah but

they're can we just can we play it or is that rude i don't know i feel like it's good no we we actually can't because netflix okay so so Sam's like, they're like, yeah, you know, other people besides Jewish people were in the concentration camps. And he was like, yes, but like that was kind of our thing. He was like, you want to know what was worse than being a Jewish guy in a concentration camp? How about being the non-Jewish guy being like, I think there's been a mistake here. He goes, can I talk to a manager? Because I think something's wrong here here i'm just a gypsy and then he goes uh i guess jehovah's witnesses were rounded up there as well and he goes can you believe that there was a time where uh someone came knocking on their

doors and bothered them. It's fucking funny. His special is great. He is one of the, he is like tip top one, one, a, whatever you want to call a joke writer in the world right now. Nobody's better than him. Go listen to Sam. Next voice.

Oh no, we got to answer this question. I would do. Well, let's actually first rank them. What's the top superpower? Oh, dude, I'm not even thinking of superpowers. You're thinking of the cancer? No. I'm such an idiot. Yeah, I guess I should probably take a superpower.

What were you thinking of? It's not even a superpower. But I don't know why I was thinking, these are the superpowers, my shower is always warm right away. Oh. Okay, I'll allow that. That's not a superpower.

That's like a, well, your superpower would be like, bam. Yeah. You get what you want. Just a shower. But just a shower. Just a shower. I'm trying to think. I'm like you.

Like you said, I'll walk in the bathroom. I turn that bitch on. I start brushing my teeth, go to the bathroom, do whatever else. I'll let a good 500 gallons of hot water go down the drain. I was doing that when we were in California, and I had the realization while we were there, I was like, oh, this place has problems with that, don't they? The second we left, I was like, oh, they have a big problem. You know what I – I might have already given this fun fact, but I learned it watching Hulu.

By the most effective commercial I've ever seen in my life. I think it was Cascade. It was a liquid detergent. And if you are going to clean two dishes in the sink, you're using more water than running the dishwasher. I know. I heard that. I've heard that before because I can- Most effective commercial I've ever seen.

I've been running the dishwasher nonstop since. My thing is, I can't believe, why does a dishwasher cycle take like two hours and 45 minutes? I do not know. It's fucking insane. And maybe it's because they're only using a little bit of water, apparently. But, like, if I wash my dishes in the sink, you get some soap, you scrub around, you get the edge, you clean it up. Now, obviously, that's not going to be as clean as a heavy-duty dishwasher, but it's pretty close. Why does the dishwasher go for another two hours and 43 minutes? I don't know that it is pretty close, because I'm starting to think that the dishwasher is really not cleaning the things.

They're not using water. Well, it's like... So it's just reusing the water, right? Well, that's the thing. Well, I think it does cycle in some clean water at some point. It's using dirty water? No, I think it's like scrubs. And there is dirty water that like, you know...

We did this about the dishwasher. the laundry the washing machine it gets out and then there's new water in but I don't know that's big water talking like oh you use more water if you don't use a dishwasher or whatever or that's big washing machine talking like you got to get your your watch yeah I think it's a detergent company selling yeah yeah that Yeah, that's the other thing. Those pods and shit, those don't fucking work. No. You can pour a little drip of laundry detergent. Your shit's clean. Instead, they want you to pour whole capfuls and use these little pods and shit.

Fuck you. I'm on to you, big laundry. I know what you're doing. It's got to remind me of the Mitch Hedberg bit where he's like, I want a shirt that is dry clean only, which means it is dirty. It may be ironed, but that shit is dirty. That's what my dishes are. I used water.

You're dry cleaning your dishes. So wait, what superpower are we doing? Let's rank the superpowers. I think that flight and strength are way up at the top. No, teleportation is one. I guess, all right. Yes. Teleportation's one. I guess, alright. Yes. I'll give you that. I think of that more as a science fiction.

Alright, fuck it. It's a superhero. Okay, teleportation number one. I agree. What about like Deadpool, Wolverine, the healing shit? Like invincibility? Yeah. You still feel pain, but you heal.

I think invincibility is one of those ones that gets sad after a while. Yeah. You want to die. You want to feel like everyone's like, I wish I was dead, dude. Mm-hmm. But invincible. Then you can't. Invincible.

That's different than immortal. Yeah. Okay. Like, invincible, I think, means you can't get hit and die, but you could die of old age. I don't know how that works, but somehow it does. Okay. So teleportation, invincibility.

I think telekinesis is up there. Are you reading minds? No, no. No, that's telepath. Telekinesis is moving shit with your mind. So you never have to get up. I think that's fun, but I don't know if that's – What do you do with that?

You could have got the remote and stopped watching that baseball game. Why do I care about that? Well, what do you do with that? You could have got the remote and stopped watching that baseball game. Why do I care about that? Well, why do we care about anything? Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no. But the... But moving things with your brain is fun, but it's like, yeah. Same thing...

Yeah. Telekinesis. I don't want to read minds. I don't want to use my mind. I don't really want to know the future. I think't want to read minds. I don't want to use my mind. I don't really want to know the future. I think I want... To be honest, I think I want to be a normal dude who can fly.

You're like the guy Angel in X-Men? Dude with just the wings? Yeah, Archangel can just fly around. I don't want wings. I want to do it with a go. Power mimicry? Oh, yeah.

I think if you put... Is that showing heroes up there? I think if you put at the very top teleportation and that shit, I'll take a little bit down flight so that I don't get pancreatic cancer. I get testicular cancer. Oh, testicular cancer is easy. I'll be flying around with one ball. Flight's too high? Flight's still bad?

Flight's bad cancer? For sure, dude. Okay. I actually think the way to go here is low cancer, low superpowers. Because guess what? Nobody has any superpowers. So even if you have like a little one, what's like the littlest? Probably telekinesis where it's like i can just pick up this bottle

and bring it to my fucking face and then i don't i have cancer but i don't die of it but i'm still like people like flock to me because i have a superpower like our podcast would kill if i was a superhero that's true that's true you're still just thinking better than me i i i'm i'm trying to think of one better than the shower and a perfectly timing subway ride that's a good one I never have to wait on a subway platform again that actually is one in Deadpool

the chick domino she's just lucky oh I have that one two grandfather talks not one but two I would like to be able to headphones new pair of headphones Not one, but two. I would like to be able to, like, headphones. New pair of headphones. Oh, I like that.

I'd like that only because I can't find them. That's what I mean. I'd do that with my phone. I'd have so many holes in my walls. I'd just be like, phone! That would be cool. So maybe I'm in on telekinesis now. I think it would just be almost like, and there's just two pods.

Every time. Just an unlimited like Pez dispenser. I have to start. I have a real problem with losing my phone in my apartment, but it's always in the same place. So I'm going to just like start leaving notes all over the place. Memento style? Dude, you left it by the toilet. You left it on the ledge by the toilet, dude.

You know what they should do and maybe they have i guess they did with siri i guess you can you can find your phone like it beeps now if you yeah i've never done that because i guess you need like an apple watch you need another device to be like where's my phone right all right i need something that's like in my fucking brain or something where's my just going, where's my phone? And it'll start beeping. Because if I need another fucking device, it's like, well, I don't know if I lose that. Imagine you have to treat your phone like Mjolnir.

You're just like, phone! Hello. Yeah, that would be cool. All right, last voicemail is brought to you by... Second voicemail. What? This is the second? Oh, fuck.

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I'm in love with Jackie. What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer, and the other one's a watermelon is that just a dead baby joke yeah yeah i do in 2022 dude the era dead baby jokes were fucking golden yeah those were fun i will give that i think he thinks that's a little too like not a throwback joke because those throwback jokes, if you're acknowledging that they're

not a current thing, dead baby jokes were the fucking shit, dude. Dead baby jokes were the fucking shit. We used to just sit in our dorm in high school and just fucking tell dead baby jokes. It was almost like... And they're all that.

Every single joke was like that. Yeah, it's a mild misdirect at the end Yeah, misdirection What was the one? Was it a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage That was my favorite How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends on how hard you throw them What is that one? How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? Depends on how hard you throw them? What is that one? How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? Depends on how hard you throw them. Oh, man. Hang on. We're going to do... You're going to do some dead babies?

Yeah. How about... This is not a dead baby one. Do you know the garbanzo one? No. What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? No one pays to have a garbanzo bean on their face. Is that it?

Yeah. No? Jackie? Can you say it one more time? Nobody pays. Oh, my God. Nobody pays to have a garbanzo bean on their face because people do pay to have a chicken. How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?

With a blender. How do you get them out? With chips. This is awful. What is the difference between a baby and an onion? No one cries when you chop up the baby. Yeah. Keep going, keep going.

I'll get this one. How do you make a dead baby float? A glass of soda water and two scoops of baby? How do you make a... Oh, a baby float. Like a rip-ear float. Yeah. What bounces up and

down at 100 miles an hour hour a baby tied to the back of a truck i love when they're not even clever yeah um yeah oh read that one what is brown and gurgles a baby in a casserole oh there there was a time where these were i mean anthony jeselnik was like you know selling out arenas for these things right like this this was it this was like the pinnacle of comedy and they still play oh because you know what it is it's it's so far-fetched you know that's That's like, even in the uptight culture today, I think people would be like, all right, we're obviously joking.

Yeah. What's the difference between a baby and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream. That's a... I used to hear that one told differently. That was a different subject of the joke. All right, last voicemail of the day is brought to you by Movement. Join the Movement today.

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Fucking watching the Bills, drinking wine, and this is what I have to look like for work. And yeah, this is fucking rude. But my question, I am OG Blue Balls Girl, so I've been listening, long-time listener. I'm so excited that Big Head's back. I wanted to throw it back to your, one of the funniest questions, which I feel like you guys have to go through

if your answers have changed. Like, would you rather have the chef, the masseuse, or the personal driver? I think that was the three. If that's changed at all for you guys. And then my new question is, would you rather be, so like, think of like a neighborhood. Would you rather be the guy on the block that's super handy? So, like, he is able to come over. He can make shit. He can fix everything in the house. He's super fucking handy. Everybody calls handy Andy.

He can come over. He can fix anything. Or would you rather be the richest guy on the block? Like, you have fuck you money, but you're not rich enough to really be an asshole. But you got the Tesla. Maybe you have a pool. You know, maybe you have some, like, bells and whistles, so you're, like, the rich guy

on the block. But, for me, I feel like I would rather be rich than, like, the weird big dick rich guy. Because, like, no matter what, if you're rich and Handy Andy comes over and fixes shit for you,

you're still like, God damn it, my wife hates me. All right, there is some validity to what she's saying. I'm handy. No one's ever wanted to fuck me because I can fix the sink. Well, there is definitely

a porn trope about that. I don't even think it's a trope. I think it's like, yeah, you're a man. There's an attractiveness. Yeah, yeah. I don't think people go over like let me oh you have a plumbing issue and then like i fuck you in the ass i don't think that doesn't happen but i think that anytime you know the guy who like i'll step up and you know change the tire for you nancy

or i can fix it if it's right then and there in front of you i think that sucks uh guess what i don't fucking care i i don't want to be the guy who the neighborhood calls to do their chores It's right then and there in front of you. I think that sucks. Guess what? I don't fucking care. I don't want to be the guy who the neighborhood calls to do their chores for them. I don't care that your fucking faucet's leaky, Susan. Get your fucking rich husband to pay someone to do this. But in that moment, like, that is the great equalizer where it's like I drive a fucking Lambo. I've got, you know know millions of dollars i do

apparently have a big dick uh i'm the man but you know in that you know that lambo you you get a flat tire or you know your house is flooding and you're about to lose everything because you don't know what to do and this guy knows how to shut the water off and fix the leak or whatever it may be in that moment he is more of a man than you or he's more important than you and you kind of are like oh fuck shit yeah oh you know i i've i i i used to date a girl who had like uh like actually it's like every girl i've ever dated it's like from like a handy family i don't know what they're rebelling now they're fighting back That's it I'm the fucking guy

Who doesn't know how to do shit I'm gonna find the biggest Lump of shit With sausage fingers I can find This guy couldn't even Hammer this nail in If he wanted to

But the I had one girl Like they were all Joking about My girlfriend's Ex-boyfriend About how he wasn't handy. He's like, the whole family's sitting around making...

Which was weird anyway. I was like, why are we talking about this guy? Yeah, wait. You were there dating her. And everyone was like, remember Joe? Your ex-boyfriend didn't even know he's a screwdriver. And you were just quietly like, what a fucking pussy that guy is. Someone hand me an Allen wrench.

I mean, that is. I had to Google what an Allen wrench was pretty recently. Yo, that, it's an Allen key, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's. No, but it's a conversation. That was what my joke was, but then I was like, wait a minute. Maybe it's an Allen wrench too.

There are Allen wrenches. But there's also Allen keys, so fuck you. I, yeah, I put together a basketball hoop the other day, and it was like, you know and it was the feat of the century for me. But it's almost like I feel their smugness when someone's doing work, and he wouldn't even know how to do it. Yeah, definitely. But I'm paying you to do it! Right. I have reached a status in life that is above you.

It's true. I'm better than you. I have more money. That's how they count. That's what we call good points. I have more good points than you. I think it's like. This is a capitalistic society.

One thing and one thing matters. If the bomb goes off and we go back to like bricks and stones, then yeah, you are now king. As long as like money and brains matter. As long as credit cards exist. Yeah, as long as credit cards exist, I'm good. This is my spot. Otherwise, you know, especially now, you can have somebody,

I'll have your problem fixed by like 2pm every day. You know what I mean? Those websites like Fiverr and shit where it's just like, here's a website of people who are willing to do shit for money. Whatever it is, you know, you can fix all my problems i wish i could do it i wish i was more handy i wish like when i i think also like the thing about being handy is like like we're talking like the basic level of handy right yeah yeah we could learn it in like a weekend we just don't blow the effort yeah

i wish i was whatever you know the very proficient in it. Like if I could do, if I could make shit with my hands, I think I would be proud of that. I'd be like, this is cool. And even if you never use it, just like knowing that you can do something, that's also why I want to be able to fight. I don't want to like actually fight you. I just want to know that I could kick your ass if I needed to. It's like I know that I could, you know, make a, I could renovate this room or whatever it may be. I don't, you know, I don't do it all the time, but I could renovate this room or whatever it may be. I don't do it all the time, but I could. Dude, the reason I looked at my Allen key,

I had broken my light boxer and needed to get a new shield or whatever, which was a wild question. They asked me how I broke it. I was like, how the fuck do you think I broke the punching machine? But I had to,

you take an Allen wrench or whatever the fuck it is to get the thing off, and I was looking for my toolkit. And I actually had one in my apartment. Upset city. It had in it a toothbrush, a box of nails, and one of those, like a really old hammer, like the kind they use to like fucking...

Like the ball? Like to kill a cow. Yeah. What? That's fucking... Is that a real thing? That's hilarious. That's what those hammers look like, right?

This is the cow killer hammer? I wouldn't know. I highly doubt there's just a hammer they fucking whack. Dude, there's a cow killing hammer. There's a cow killing hammer. Yeah. There is? That thing?

No, I mean, no. I mean, that was a little more axe-like. But you, I mean, everyone can picture the hammer I'm talking about. I don't think I can. Yeah, with the little ball on the end. Okay, all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, we're talking about the same hammer.

I think that's to kill cows. They just hit him in the skull with a fucking... Yeah, with the little ball on the end. Okay, alright. We're talking about the same hammer. I think that's to kill cows. They just hit him in the skull with a bucket? Do, do, do, do, like, ball. I think it's ball. It's ball hammer. Ball point. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

No, it's, uh... Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. That one. Yeah, those are called cow hammers. Guys, guys. Those are called cow hammers. Why do you call it a cow hammer? Well, we kill yeah, exactly. That one. Yeah, those are called cow hammers. Guys, guys, those are called cow hammers. Why do you call it a cow hammer? Well, we kill cows with them. I think we never in a million years would have been able to predict that we were going to show ourselves as this unhandy.

I knew the word ball peen hammer, and I'm proud of that. You did, you did, yes. But what is a ball peen hammer actually used for? Because there's no way it's actually just cows. Like they might kill the cow with it, but there's no way that's the official meaning of a ball peen hammer. That's straight out of Sunny.

Frank's got his gun and Charlie has his cow hammer. What are ball metal working? I did think for a second that said meat working and I was like, holy shit. You fucking killed the cow with the hammer. Yeah, I do think, to answer the question, finally, to wrap it up, if you went to

a electrician or a mechanic or whatever, and you asked him this question, he's taking the money. He'd be yeah like i'll give up all this bullshit to be fucking rich peace i don't want to change your oil anymore i want to be rich with a big dick apparently all right voicemail time that is nice we're going way over so we're gonna stop but that is nice to like be rich with a big dick no yeah but the um just like the ability

to like know you're not getting fucked at the car dealership. There's a lot of useful shit. It's just not as good as having a lot of money. It all adds up to right about here and then having money is up here. Interview time. It's with Danny DeVito, the legend, and his beautiful daughter, wonderful daughter, Lucy DeVito. They're on a new show together that is very funny. And I got to be honest, I didn't want to waste time in the interview discussing it.

But they're infringing upon devil's advocates. Yeah. a new show together that is very funny, and I gotta be honest, I didn't want to waste time in the interview discussing it, but, you know, they're infringing upon devil's advocates. Yeah. We have written a cartoon, well, no, we've just written a show, whether, maybe, it might be live action, who knows. Have we written a show? We've written the framework. We've written... We talked about it.

We have the premise of several episodes. Yes, that's true. That's writing. I don't remember them. No. But have the premise of several episodes. Yes, that's true. That's writing. I don't remember them. No. But we did come up with premises. I'll unlock them.

The Devil's Advocates. That's like the first thing Jackie did for us two years ago was take notes at one of those meetings. Oh, I thought you said she made something about Devil's Advocates. What? Yeah, it's about two people doing PR for the devil. I don't want to say any more because I don't want you motherfuckers stealing any ideas. But their cartoon, Little Demon, is very similar to the idea of making Satan and whatever modern day in the world today. And really not that bad guy.

Yeah, Satan's misunderstood. Makes sense. You want to laugh with the sinners and die with the saints. You know what I mean? Yeah, he's a bad guy. Yeah, Satan's misunderstood. Makes sense, you know? You want to laugh with the sinners and die with the saints. You know what I mean? Yeah, he's a fun guy. Awesome dude. So we talk about that, and of course Always Sunny, and then like 40 minutes of anchovy talk. And I swear, it'll all make sense, and it'll all be worth it.

I know that's probably not the biggest plug, but it is. Dude, it absolutely is. The smile on my face. Oh, you were howling when he talked about the fucking anchovies. You were like, dang, you brought anchovies? Yeah, smash them. You'll understand why. And then when the interview ended, at one point during this interview,

he gives us a, not subscription, prescription, recipe for some kind of anchovy pasta, which we will be making. Danny, after the interview, was like, say that recipe back to me. Yeah, he was like, I want to make sure you know it. And guess what? I did not know. It was insane to think that we would know. So he went full another 10 minutes.

Yeah, he gave us like a solid five minutes of recipe instructions and then said, tell them back to me. Oh, Danny, I stopped listening after the word anchovy i had not been listening i've been checked out but uh it's a great interview he's an he really is an awesome dude he's he's like the number one draft pick for guys who you wish was like your dad or your grandpa he's unreal and then uh and we made his daughter uncomfortable a couple times yeah yeah so that's interesting that's fun not our fault no no in like a good way. Not in a bad way,

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Yeah, really good. Do you want me to raise you up, Danny, or are you good? I mean, can you do it raise it. Yeah, really good. Do you want me to raise you up, Danny, or are you good? You can go up higher. Yeah, can you do it? How do you do that? Do I have to do anything? Oh, yeah. Get up. Does it go up? That's okay. You good? I'm alright.

I'm alright. I'm alright. We're good this way. Yeah. It's all cool. Thank you so much for having us. Thank you for having us. I'm so happy to be here. We just watched Little Devil last night.

Little Demon. I love, first of all, how your cartoon looks, Danny. What's that about? Everyone else is kind of pretty accurate with what they look like in real life, and then there's you. I'm trying to be a good dad. So first in the show, I said, what am I going to do?

Because I look the way I look, and I look like this one. So I want to do something a little different. So I said, what should I? And then everybody said, well, you want to be the good dad and I think you know I don't know it's going to be a girl right right I think it's so I look like Vin Diesel like you know like a little pumped up you got a motorcycle this is going to really and then I see it's a you know a girl and I say the future is females. I want to look good. So I try to pick some really good looking,

you know, kind of normal actor. Yeah. Like somewhere in between, like, you look like Kevin. So, you know,

I just figured it would be really cool. And so, but I am a shape shifter. So I could do, yeah, do whatever you want. I could do anything. Why?

I could get like a Tom Hanks. And I was going to say, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, like Tom Hanks in that. I was going to say Tom Hanks. Yeah. Tom Hanks. Like Tom Hanks is Mr. Rogers, you know? Yeah, that wholesome, you know, old American dad kind of work. Yeah, exactly.

The only wholesome part of the whole show. The only wholesome part of the show. I mean, it starts off right away with one of the more horrifying... So I watch TV on subtitles. That hammer? I don't know about you guys yeah, I like to watch my TV on subtitles and

Right before I forget Aubrey's characters day, but right before Aubrey's Laura Laura's about to give birth Yeah, or actually as she gives birth the subtitle is wet plop And I was like, oh, this is going to be bad. They are pulling no punches. Yeah, no, no, no. We're not holding back. No, you're really not. And that's, you could only, the only way that works is if you go all out. Totally.

I mean, you know, guys shooting their dicks off. Yeah, exactly. Exploding heads in the bathroom after having your period. I mean, just like madness. That's the only way that show works. I mean, that's like middle school, right? Right, right. It's just chaos, right?

Did FXX just kind of give you the green light for that? Yeah, they said go for it. I mean, at this point, between Sonny and that, you've just got carte blanche. Well, no, no, no. We have a lot of, you know, they're very hands-on. They're really interested in the stuff. It's not like just do anything you want. So everything we did, we ran by them. John

Landgraf's very, you know, FX's motto is, it's fearless. Yeah, for real. I'm telling you, man, putting Little Demon on, it's fearless. It's fearless for everybody. Was there anything that you or they were like, this is too much? No. No, I mean, we sort of,

we went for it, and we were like, yeah, we're? No. No, I mean, we sort of, we went for it. And we were like, yeah, we're going to show this girl gutter period. Right. You know, the first, you know, five minutes. I mean, the blood. It's like, you know. We actually, funny enough, we actually recently talked about our first experiences with periods. Yeah.

And mine came in elementary school, not quite middle school. But the, there's a, when the guy, it's not that he doesn't have a name, but he's like, I want to see you bleed to the other guy in the bathroom, Bennigan. Yeah. And then it's like, ooh, we get to see her bleed. I was like, oh, my God. Yeah. I mean, the very opening scene when Laura has a hammer and she's – I don't know what was about to happen there. You're popping out.

I was like, this is absolutely nuts. But what's it been like in real life for you guys, though? I mean, being... We've been having a lot of fun. Yeah.

I have a very young daughter and I could not imagine, I mean, it would be like a dream come true for me to do something like this. To work together. Yeah. Well,

we've always wanted to work together. We're always trying to find something, some way to, you know, hook up. And this, Lucy came to me. She called me,

she said, my friends have this idea. Do you want to hear it? And blah, blah came to me. She called me. She said, my friends have this idea. Do you want to hear it? Blah, blah, blah. It's called Little Demon. And they want you to play Satan. And I said, I'm in. It was like a no-brainer casting choice. Yeah, that is awesome.

We had Aubrey on recently, and we were talking to her about Danny voicing Satan. And she's like, could it be more perfect? It is. I Like, it is. And she's perfect. I mean, everything is really perfect between, like, you guys obviously having a real father-daughter dynamic, you having the Satan character,

her kind of being, like, the badass, sarcastic, take-no-shit mom. Like, that's who she is. It's all very realistic while being the most unrealistic. Yeah. That's the thing is that it's such an outlandish premise that, you you know we really wanted to ground the characters and like you know they're we're coming at them as you know absurd people but they're real people yeah yeah yeah they all have like oddly relatable in some

ways you're like the the you know the teenage daughter who hates her parents and you as co-parents basically trying to work together i mean try to get more time with my kid. That's all it is. I've got a tough mama. Aubrey's pretty tough. I mean, she's jacked up. She's jacked up. Riding that thing.

You messed with her, baby. She'd take you down. Yeah. So who's behind the idea of like, all right, the scene where you make everybody shoot their dicks off? Is that a, that's just something written, creators, yeah. You could talk about, you know, Kieran and Seth. Yeah, Darcy Fowler,

Seth Kirshner, and Kieran Valla, they're the creators, writers, and they, you know, they were like, what is this like, you know, third act going to be, and what is Satan's powers going to be? It'd be really funny if he made them all shoot their dicks off.

And so that's part of our show. And then Michael Shannon, who plays Unshaven Man, he gets his dick shot off and he comes back. Okay. Without a dick. And he is upset that he doesn't have a dick. So he's trying to find the 13-year-old girl who shot his dick off. That's fucking great.

Now, if you guys, if you had the ability to possess human bodies, who would you possess and what would you make them do? Oh, man. Well, it's good. Well, I'm kind of like into like, since I could do it over and over again, you could choose, right? Yeah. Do whatever you want now.

If you wanted to be Michael Jordan, you know what I mean? Get that feeling, you know what I mean? Or you want to be Mario Andretti and get that feeling, you know what I mean? Or you want to be Mario Andretti and get that feeling, you know what I mean, in that race car? So you'd use it for good. Oh yeah, I'd do. I'd have fun. In episode three, I think, is when she starts using it for good? Yeah. What would you do? Chrissy goes and

tries to help people out. Yeah, I'd try to help people out. I mean, it could be cool. Yeah, I mean, being a like, an Olympian would be pretty rad. You know what I mean? You guys are wholesome. I'd probably use it for evil.

I would probably just have someone and ruin their life. I would maybe jump into some leader's body and make them give all their money away. There you go. That could be cool. Just give their money to people or their houses. Just give their houses away. In your wildest dreams, you'd become a repo man? Yeah, definitely.

I have to show you this, Danny. Okay, let me see. Oh, you got Scarfushi and I. This has been in our studio for the last five years, four years. That's beautiful. He picked it up in the airport one day. Your mug just jumped out. I was leaving Nashville still drunk.

I was at the magazine. I was just sitting there giggling at like 6 a.m. I was like, I gotta buy this. Every once in a while I have a stogie. Everything in moderation. Oh yeah, I'll do it. Once in a while I'll have a stogie. But here's something you do. We read in this magazine that it shouldn't be done in moderation. No, it shouldn't be done ever.

Is you like a margarita pizza with anchovies. That's you. Oh, yeah. Your pizza, man. Matter of fact. It says right here, arugula, too. You said there's something about it. I put it on everything.

You said, yeah, I like anchovies on a margarita pizza, I throw arugula on top, and I fold it up. Fold it over and eat it. I swear to God. I'll tell you guys, we were having, we had a party for Little Demon, it was like pizza, and he

brought his own anchovies because he knew that there wasn't going to be anchovies on the pizza. People don't have them. Yeah, of course not. They're disgusting. Bring your own anchovies. Bring your own anchovies.

Wait, wait, wait. Okay, wait, wait. Hang on. Is this in like a bag or like a... He gets them in these nice little jars. You know, I had two of them. I had two jars. He had two jars.

Because I'm afraid somebody's going to eat them. You know, if they eat them, I got to have a couple pieces of pizza. I lay them on there. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. So we watched the first night, the first,

the premiere night of Little Demon. We were all sitting together with everybody else watching it on a nice big screen and I'm eating, everybody else is eating pizza,

but I'm eating pizza with anchovies. It was good. My mouth is watering right now. I could eating pizza with anchovies. It was good. My mouth is watering right now. I could go for a nice tea shot. I wish I would have had it right here for you had I known. You can't bring that up and not have it. Have you guys ever had it?

I've never. You like it? It's good. And you had it because of him? Yeah, of course. He would sneak anchovies into the pasta sauce when I was a kid. And you had it because of him? Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean. Really? Good, huh? I think the texture would be problem. He would sneak anchovies into the pasta sauce when I was a kid, you know, because you can melt it in and whatever. That's a little different.

But then, you know, the taste, it just becomes a, you know, it's part of my childhood. Yeah, you're just used to it. Yeah. So you smell anchovies, you think of dad. Oh, yeah. That's fucking hilarious. I look at him and I see an anchovy. Now, wait, you were making that noise with your mouth a second ago.

Just made me think. Also, I just learned this before you came in, the scene in Always Sunny where you were the waitress. And you go, which has got to be one of the weirder things. It's really inappropriate. It was very weird. Always Sunny where you were the waitress. And you go, which is gotta be one of the weird things. It's really inappropriate. But you know, it was like,

it was in the early days, I was still finding Frank. And I, you know, I just check out the girl. I don't really relive this. Yeah, I would imagine that's blocked that one out. But the facial expressions which I've always said that every Always Sunny scene

needs at least two viewings one to just watch it and one to watch Frank's faces and sitting here talking I was wondering like how it came to be it's just

it's just your faces it's me yeah yeah it's you I've been doing it all my life it's like I can't

I can't shake it you mean as that as an actor or just like you've always been that guy? No, I've always been. I just clown around, you know, make it, you know, fuck around, just have some good times and, you know, bust balls. Jersey, you know, from New Jersey. Absolutely. Down the shore.

You know, that was it. Where's your spot down the shore? Asbury. Asbury, yeah. Maybe we'll all come down to Asbury, you know, see the place. What's like your, when you think of, like, your dad, like, memories growing up, or is there, like, one that jumps out or one – like, when you think of, like, my dad, what is it? Is he a clown?

Is he – you know, what is the – Oh, yeah. I mean, I kind of just think of us, you know, we're very, like, you know, family, home-oriented kind of crew. And we would just, you know, Sundays we would just, Sundays, make some pasta. Pop some anchovies. Pop some anchovies. Pop some anchovies. I can't.

A jar of anchovies. The two jars. You bring an extra jar? It's true. I think the memories, when I think of my dad, there is always food involved. Yeah, that sounds about right. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, Jersey, Italian, the food's coming out. And watch movies. Yeah sounds about right. I mean, Jersey, Italian, the food's coming out. And watch movies. Did anybody ever take you up on the second jar of anchovies? Did other people eat them? You know what happened is I went over where the place where they were making the pizzas for everybody.

People were standing around having drinks and everything. Everybody was having a good time. I brought it over. I said, look, here, put this one over. If you need it, you can use that one. But open good time. I brought it over. I said, look, here, put this one over. If you need it, you can use that one. But open this one. I opened it for them. I drain out the oil.

Naturally. You know what I mean? And then you poke it out. And I don't know if they got to the second jar. I did have two pieces of pizza that night. And then, you know what was really funny? I love this story. pizza that night and I put and then you know what was really funny this is funny I love this story

what happened was they looked at me the two people who were making the pies the pizza looked at me exactly the way you guys looked at me

a minute ago like you know and I said no you know go and then they put the anchovies on the pie

after it was cooked I said no no no you gotta put the anchovies on first and stick it was cooked i said no no no you gotta put the anchovies on first and stick it in the oven so they get nice and soft they didn't have arugula that was next time i'm bringing a bag of them all right bring your own anchovies bring your own arugula ready to party yeah i got anchovies in a bag of arugula who wants to get wild i'm ready to go for it i think we gotta put it in Little Demon.

Yeah, we gotta put some anchovies in it. You should, really. That would be funny. You see the devil sitting there with a nice, you know, an anchovy pizza. Yeah.

Because that is something that the devil, you know, everyone else would be disgusted by it and you gotta eat the anchovies. Yeah, I mean, Chrissy, when I was a kid, we were like, ah!

Of course. Yeah. But you like it now, huh? Yeah, I do like it. What about you guys do the ham and pineapple ever? Or the rum ham. The rum ham would be even better, yeah.

No, we never did the ham and pineapple. Yeah, I don't eat red meat. We didn't do that. No, yeah, yeah. We should eat meat. I eat meat. I eat anything. What's your favorite meal aside from anchovies?

Desk. What? No, I mean, I'll eat anything. What? Besides anchovies? Well, I like, you know, I do like pasta, you know. I do like, I make another anchovy pasta that you might be interested in. You brown the garlic, you put some hot pepper in the olive oil,

and, you know, you take breadcrumbs and you toast the breadcrumbs like on a skillet with a little bit of olive oil, just golden brown. You set them aside. You take your linguine with the salt in the water. You got to put salt in the water. You throw it in with the garlic and oil. You mix it up. Then you take anchovies and you double boil them.

You take a pot of water. You boil the water. You stick a frying pan in. You put the anchovies in the pan. Then you put a lid on it and you mash them anchovies in the pan. Then you put a lid on it and you mash them. You mash them. You mash the anchovies until they get a liquidy.

The passion this man has for anchovies. Danny, I think you need a cooking show. Or a restaurant. You could have like DeVito's. I like to cook. And I like to drink. I see that you guys like to drink. We cook. Apparently. And I like to drink. You guys like to drink.

We got the whiskey out for sure. Speaking of drinking, you brought this up today, talking about when you were filming Taxi. Yes. And the other guys who were on the same set, the four-man crew, it was you, Nicholson, Robin Williams. Belushi, right? Belushi.

Oh, yeah. That has got to be, that is a four-man team right there. Tell me when again you talked about it. It was just that you guys were all on the same set. Oh, we were all on the same set. So filming your own, you know, whatever afterwards. Well, you know, Taxi was done at Paramount. Right down the block was Robin Williams.

So it was like maybe 25 yards down and it was another soundstage and the first time I saw him doing work and Mindy that was like amazing but we did have a a party one famous party that with with all of us where Jack came and and John Belushi because I met John because I did a movie with Jack called Going South, which was like he directed it. So I knew John and I knew Jack separately. And I had also I had with me, I had Chris Lloyd, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we all got together once at my place.

There were other people there, but we were like the ones outside getting loaded and having a good time. It was really like, you know, that was... Yeah, and that's a party, I don't know if, in the social media era, where cameras are out all the time. I don't know if that would have made it. You want to do that behind the gate.

No phones allowed. That is a crew right there. We were talking earlier with, we have this game we play where we have a lot of weird questions. And one of them is, it kind of works with Little Demon, Thursday nights on FXX. If you were put in charge of running Heck, which is the place for people who aren't quite bad enough to go into hell, what would a punishment of yours be?

For instance, someone's always in front of you walking very slowly Or something like that Or like you always have a hang down You don't deserve the worst To burn in eternal damnation Your pants are always Like a size two tight Great one I was going to say

Can I tell you something Every single day when I drive home now I have to undo the belt and the button And I get out of the belt and the button. And I get out of my car at my house and I get out of the car at my house and like my pants. I'm like, oh, I hope you don't think anything. Or your partner always has bad breath. A lot of people are living this life.

You're gaining weight and you have a partner with bad breath. That's like marriage right there, babe. What's the worst for you, Danny? would you do i don't know it's like you know uh i i you know i'm not yeah see if i what would i do what i put you in you know like maybe just it's just uh no i don't know i was thinking like those things get breath very bad. Everybody's got to eat anchovies. Condemned to anchovy life. A tub of anchovies. Drowned in a tub of anchovies. You guys, I think.

You guys, I would put it in a big barrel. Drowned in a tub of anchovies. We also learned that you almost drowned on the set of Always Sunny. I did. I did, almost. Because they were weighing you down too much or something? What it was was it was a scene where we sunk in a ship, and we were all going to die and it was like a we we took over this uh cruise ship yeah and and i had a captain's

uniform yeah it was white and it was big it was heavy i mean you've probably seen that maybe the episode anyway the big thing is that when the ship was sinking we did it in a tank and we had to learn how to go underwater with the tube right hold your breath and you take the tube away yeah right you had to compress there in your system now you waited we we were going to hold hands but i kept floating up because of this costume. So we kept stopping and stopping. And it's the only way to keep me on the ground. Somebody came up with this great idea to stick a big band of weights around my stomach and a bandolero of weights across my chest under my costume to keep me down.

And I said like an idiot. You said yes? I said yes like an idiot not thinking that I got to swim up. You know what I'm saying? And when we did it in rehearsal, swimming up was no problem. It was 20 feet to the surface. That's still a lot.

I mean. So we go down. We pass around the tube. We go take a thing. Take a hit of the oxygen. Get the guy out of the way. Cameras are rolling. And we're holding hands. and we're supposed to die

in this scene and we're looking at each other with doe-eyed looks. And I'm weighted down like I ain't moving. And everybody's down, looking at each other and then you know the air they did it as quick as they could and we all

shot up. Except for me. And we all shot up. Except for me. Right? And I swear to God. And what they tell you is you got to let out the air little by little. Right. Otherwise, you get the bends. Yep. Right.

So it's compressed air. Jesus. So you have to go boop, boop, boop, boop. I was out of air. There was still like five, six feet to go. Thank God there was this stunt guy next to me. Yeah. He grabbed a hold of my bandolero around my waist,

and he pushed me like a rocket right up to the thing. And if you had a camera up on top, you would have actually seen the real thing where you gasp for air when you come out. It's a real life Jon Snow. Oh, man, it was like scary as shit. Yeah, that's terrifying. All for one shot of the, you know, we're not going for like the Oscar here in a big dramatic movie. It's another scene in the show you've done a million times before.

Imagine that. I almost died for. I don't do underwater work anymore. No. Yeah. I don't do underwater work. no yeah I don't do underwater work I was gonna say I know

sorry for you to even hear that wait a minute if you pay me enough I might do a little wet work but underwater do you watch Sunny? yes yeah

I never I can't even imagine I mean there's so many episodes and so many seasons now but just like you know you're watching along with all of us it's a funny thought to be like that episode actually is one of my favorite lines of yours

when you guys are talking about mixers and it's like people drink straight mixers yeah Charlie people love it it's a classic Charlie was drinking the fuel from the lines Classic. When was the last time you drank straight orange juice mix the other day? Charlie was drinking the fuel from the lines. We were getting juiced on the fuel from the ship, right? Boat fuel.

Boat oil, whatever it was. Have you actually, speaking of the, I'm trying to pull up the picture here, the video. Rob, I don't know how active you are on social media, but Rob put up a video yesterday of a locker in his son's school. Did you see this? Oh, yeah. It's amazing. It's on the corner. Yeah, that's crazy.

The school won't take down. Yeah, they leave it up. No, they're going to leave it. Well, they've got to leave it up. Yeah, they've got to. That is so crazy. Yeah, I mean, that's got to be – how does that feel when you see – is that weird? Is that cool? That is so crazy. Yeah, I mean, that's got to be – how does that feel when you see – is that weird? Is that cool?

Yeah, I mean, that is – I mean, you guys have to deal with it. No, but I think it's weird, but it's cool. Yeah, that's just like dad, but there's people who have a shrine to it. Particularly those kids. I mean, Rob's kids are young. Yeah, that's great. It's actually real weird.

It is really weird. It's like these young kids knowing who you are. It's awesome. I mean Rob's kids are young movies like Matilda and what a classic do all that kind of stuff for the kids yeah I like to kids kids movies every to this day that's true demon you don't want the kids to leave. No, no. Keep the kids away from us. Just because it's a cartoon doesn't mean you're ready for kids. That's why it's at 10 o'clock. It's at 10 o'clock at night. Yeah. Growing up with, I mean, obviously, he's one of the most accomplished and successful famous people ever. Was it ever weird for you, or is that just like you were used to it because it's all you ever knew?

It was kind of like all I ever knew. I mean, you've been so successful for so long. I think a lot of people, maybe they already have a family, and then they get big or famous, and it's like an adjustment. But, I mean, you've been going for 50 years, man. In that way, it was great because there was no adjustment. Right. Yeah, that's all you know.

It's just like this is my life. But, you know, I mean, yeah, because like when I was young, you were famous for things that kids now haven't even watched. The first voice acting I ever did was because of you, actually. Because when she was a little kid, she was into My Little Pony. And I went and asked them at My Little Pony. They were doing a movie of My Little Pony. And I said I would like to play a part in it.

Oh, wow. And I did. That's awesome. I can't remember the part I played. That's very cool. But I wanted to see what it was like, you know, like to see my kid listen to my voice coming on. The fact that you could just, you know, pick up the phone and be like, hey. They let me do it

I bet Danny DeVito just called He wants to be in our movie I think we'll say yes My little pony people being like Oh okay We have to write a new character I imagine

Sesame Street I did that because of you guys Because I wanted to The first thing I did was the Tr you guys. Because I wanted to. The first thing I did was The Trash Man. Did you ever see it on Sesame Street with me and Oscar the Grouch? No. It's like a guy. I played not The Trash Man.

I was going to say, wait a minute. No, no, no. The Trash Man comes full circle. Yeah, this was a guy from the Cannes Film Festival. You know, because he's in a can. Yeah. Oscar the Grouch was in a garbage can. And I did a scene. But, you know, you do that for you.

You're lucky enough to be able to do that for you, to show you. Was this it? Is that it? Yeah. It's me and Oscar. There it is. Look at my hair. Look at that.

I still have no hair. You probably covered in anchovies. Even back then. Look at my hair. I still had no hair. Even back then. Yeah, that was with Oscar. What era of Hollywood would you say is like if you, I mean we used to play the game Marry, Fuck, Kill, but you've been doing it so long we can't even do it with that many decades.

You've seen every iteration of Hollywood. Old Hollywood, new Hollywood. What era are you thinking of? You know, just back in the, well, there's so many. You're right. It's like, you know, I experienced it in the 60s, the late 60s. That must have been a decent time.

A decent time. The 70s, like when Big Businessuku's Nest came out in 74, so I was now like buddies with Jack. So Nicholson and I were... And how old were you

at that point? I was 30. Jeez. You know, like that. So like, you know, like,

yeah. Are you still buddies with each other? And then the 80s. And then the 80s were like, you know. Whoa,

we won't talk about that around. We'll see, but I... It were like, you know. Whoa, we won't talk about that. We'll see, but. It's like, you know, everything got snowblown, you know. It's like pretty bad. Don't do what I do, do as I say. Don't do what I say, don't do. Don't do anything I say don't do what I say don't do I don't know don't do anything I do one of the reviews for a little demon

came from a congressman in Louisiana saying that it's it's clearly evil which I would imagine is great for you guys I mean because it's so stupid

obviously to think that's just like great publicity to be like you know look at this idiot melting down over a cartoon it's not for, obviously, to think that. It's just like great publicity to be like, you know, look at this idiot melting down over a cartoon. It's not for everybody. You know, like, this guy should stay to, you know, stick to.

Yeah. If he wants to pick a bone with us, that's fine. Yeah. Please talk about it. Let's go. Talk about it. I mean, you know, if you think that we're evil, then, I mean. That's also like you have not watched the show for a second to understand,

you know, what it's really about. It's actually actually at heart. It's kind of like a cute family thing. Right. It's just demented and warped. Yeah. Yeah. But not like some people we know.

No, I mean, I think I think it's kind of like I mean, I think it's awesome. Yeah. Yeah. No, I mean, that's like I would love to have, you know, to have a congressman like that, like, all in a tizzy over it. It's like, that's how you know you did a good job. You know, you're trying to make a wild move. Yeah, you nailed it, right?

It's also crazy just for, I actually don't know if it was a man or woman who said it, but for them to think that, like, that's going to have any effect other than more people going to watch the show. Yeah, like FXX is going to be like, okay, we're canceling it because some dickhead in Louisiana said it's evil. It's like the woman Serena was playing in her final match and she was complaining to the judge that the crowd was being too loud, thinking that was going to quiet the crowd down.

She just made everyone yell louder and go louder. The number one way to talk about it. It's going to make it worse. Well, let's hope that he's a very happy man. Any appearances in the podcast game for you anytime soon? I know your castmates are doing very well. I'm actually very mad at them. We've had them on, except for Charlie.

We've all had them on the show before. And I'm very mad because when you're already rich and famous and successful, you're not allowed to do podcasts. Because that's for the bums like us to try to make some money and have a career. Then they come in and everyone's like, oh, they've got the best podcast in the world.

Well, of course they do. They're like three, two of the most incredibly impressive guys in the world. I haven't done it yet. You gotta get on there. Do you't done it yet you should I mean you you gotta get on there yeah I'm gonna go on do you listen to it? yeah I mean it's unbelievable

because you guys are podcasters do you listen to podcasts? only recently like we just had our yeah he doesn't really we had our 10 year anniversary in June

and thank you thank you but only like the last couple did I start listening yeah because it just wasn't really my thing and then I started to listen

I also sometimes I don't like listening because then you wasn't really my thing and then I started to listen. I also sometimes I don't like listening because then you hear other people's ideas and jokes and it's like I want to have it be original so it's kind of weird. Well I think with Charlie and Glenn and Rob and Caitlin as well but I know that

they do the show and she doesn't. But that's like being around, that's like being at work with them. I go to work over there, you know, to go to work. And that's what they do. They stand around a bar like this bar here and they jib jab. They talk about everything. You know, Glenn's off in this way.

Charlie's over there. Rob is over there. And that's what makes it kind of fun because they don't, you never know what's going to come out of their mouth. You know what I mean? It's like, it's kind of cool. Well, that's why you got to do it. I have listened to like a little bit. Oh a little bit i want to do it i just don't there are some cool revelations in it where it's like uh what is it

um a serial defense was a true story that glenn actually got hit by a car while he was eating cereal and and they had to this they said it was they were glenn was so mad they had to wait a year to pitch him on the show to make that into an episode they were like he's too furious about this right now oh yeah I think it's true

yeah I don't those little nuggets I mean people just love to hear those behind the scenes things where you know

I just learned that you were you auditioned or read for or had something for George Costanza in Seinfeld

was that true were you ever in the running for that? No. Yeah, it was an interview with – It didn't sound right, did it? It was Jason Alexander on Howard Stern, and he said something like you were at that point in your career were off doing movies and would not have been interested

in doing like a sidekick TV role, but I had never heard anything like that before. I didn't hear about it. Even as Kevin was saying it, he was like, I bet this is one of those things. It sounds like one of those fake Hollywood stories. He was almost George Costanza on Star Trek. I don't know about that one. Both bald guys.

Yeah, that's pretty much it. Any bald guy. Well, I mean, the show is awesome. And again, I have such a soft spot for father-daughter stuff now. And I can't even imagine how much fun it is for you guys to do it. And it comes through because it's wildly entertaining. It's a lot of fun. Thank you very much.

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