KFC Radio - We Give Out Awards to Our Barstool Sports Coworkers - The 2022 KFC Radio Awards

Episode Date: December 22, 2022

KFC and Feits wrap up the year handing out awards to our Barstool Sports coworkers! We also discuss the legacy of Saturdays are for the Boys, how we almost changed the name of the podcast, Steve Cohen dominating the offseason with the Mets, and more. Thanks to all of you for a great year. Looking forward to Year 11 of KFCR kicking off next year! 00:00:00 Holy Tamole 00:01:16 Saturday Are For the Boys Legacy 00:11:15 We Almost Changed the Name of the Podcast 00:21:28 World Cup Heart Hands 00:30:42 Big Money Mets 00:45:09 Is the NFL the best sports product? 00:49:41 KFC Radio 2022 Awards - General 01:16:02 2022 KFCR Awards - Barstool Oriented +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Support our Sponsors! RexMD Go to RexMD.com/KFC for up to 90% Off Beard Guyz Craft your beard care routine today at https://barstool.link/BeardguyzBSS Amazon Music Visit https://barstool.link/AmazonKFC and start listening ad-free +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

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This is actually interesting. I don't know if you saw on my live stream the other day, I was talking about how I woke up Saturday morning and I had to use my laptop. By the way, a staggering amount of people just haven't heard of laptops. When I was tweeting, people were like, how are you tweeting right now? I've been on the phone. I know. I have a laptop and it's a website.

Computers are dead. It's a website. Computers are trash. It's a website. Computers are trash. It's insane. And I don't use my computer that often, but I'm aware of their existence. Someone was tweeting, I lost my phone. I wouldn't be like, what the fuck kind of black magic is this? How is this even possible?

I tried to turn on my laptop. It just didn't. It didn't give me the dead battery. It just didn't. It's just done. Do you know I have seven laptops in my apartment? Seven? Yeah.

Man, maybe six. That's the first. That is the one that I got when we moved to New York. Oh, I have ones. I have ones from Milton. From Milton. Yeah. I have like, which, by the way, I bought myself.

Clearly. I actually think I have an Air Mac. Yeah, an Air Mac. That was, it has a Cheddar Boy a Cheesy Boy sticker still on it. Wow. But that wasn't mine. It was like Zolo's, and Zolo quit or fired or whatever the hell happened to him. And that laptop was just laying around in the office, and mine had gotten so old, I was like, I'm just going to use this now.

But I have a stack of laptops in my closet, like this high. Because, I don't know like one of that's not breaks you don't really get a fix you just go get a new one anyway the point is all is that um kind of kind of goes along with the white people phrases uh we were talking about last episode with rosebud um the uh i got a uh i was like i was just fucking on reddit because i didn't have my phone so i was just fucking around websites you because I didn't have my phone, so I was just fucking around on websites. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They used to do it olden times. And one of the phrases was, what's a man's live, laugh, love? Yes.

I heard Saturday for the Boys clocked in. Number four. Number four. I'm surprised it wasn't higher. I don't know how to find things on Reddit. It's just like you stumble upon them and then that's it. And it's just gone. I could Google.

I could not Google. I could Reddit. What's the male phrase of live, laugh, love? And it would be like, we don't know what you're talking about. I think, Nick, you said number one was work hard, play hard. Mm-hmm. Number two was shit, shower, shave, which I don't agree with. I hate that.

Number three was get her done, which I don't agree with. I think size of the boy should be two. I think work hard, play hard makes sense. I think size of the boy should be two. Honestly, no. You know what number one is? We talked about this already. Let's go. Let's too. I think work hard, play hard makes sense. I think Saturday's the Boy should be too. Honestly, no. You know what number one is? We talked about this already. Let's go.

Let's go. Number one, let's go. Number two, work hard, play hard. But that's not really a live, laugh, love. It is hands down the most commonly said male phrase. So it's got to be like a mantra for being a boy, the way that a girl is. Yeah, I guess so. I think it's more like what hangs in your home.

And that's where Saturday's the Boy is. But I also think something to the idea of the statement. Like a lifestyle. Yeah. So yeah, then. Work hard, play hard is one. I'll give you that. But I think Saturdays with the Boys is two.

Work hard, play hard. I think so too. Which is crazy. It's nuts. That you invented that. That is like. Like you invented something that is like like like you invented something that is just like culture that is just like male female humans you know what i mean that's wild i don't

even think about it i guess i know but it's like it it it it is by far even like with call our daddy i think it's the thing that it's just a part of life yeah yeah it's faded a little bit but at its peak it was just it was just a thing it's still something if you say people like i know what you're talking about yeah yeah oh definitely definitely that but it's like uh like even you know parents knew about it it just became like a phrase yeah i mean bill clinton said it at one point. Bill Clinton was on a runway, too. He was probably just getting back from Little St. James. I was going to say, Bill Clinton.

Saturdays for the boys, baby! Literally! Me and Jeffrey, we were just hanging out with the boys. We came from a couple murders. Who do you think the worst person in the world with a flag is? That's a great one. Who do you think the worst person to do you think the worst person in the world with a flag is that's a great one who do you think the worst person to endorse Saturdays for the Boys is

did you ever get Hernandez to do it no no no I don't think so I think this is post Hernandez Bill Clinton is low key up there Clinton's up there Clinton's are bad people did Trump ever do it Trump did it for sure

I don't know if Donald himself did, but Eric's got a flag for sure. You know Don Jr. was yipped up one night. I think Don Jr. would be worse than Donald. I'm sure. I bet you. At town. You know what I bet you once happened? And nobody knows it.

I bet you Don Jr. and Hunter Biden were in a club once together going, Saturday's up with the boys! Shooting up in fucking hookers. Both of those scumbags. Yo, could you imagine that? Could you imagine if we got into the Hunter Biden laptop files and there's a video of him doing crack, fucking a hooker, and he says Saturday's up with the boys?

I'll tell you what, that would revamp that shit so quick. Oh, my God, that would be fucking amazing. Dude, I remember when it first happened, and I think the first one I ever took note of was, like, the Jets tweeted it going to practice. It was like Saturdays for the boys. It was like a team run out to practice. I was like, oh, shit, that's pretty cool.

And then it fucking, like. What was your favorite one? What was your, like. Dude, these are the boys. It was like a team right after practice. I was like, oh, shit, that's pretty cool. Yeah. And then it fucking, like. What was your favorite one? What was your, like. Dude, I don't even remember. I mean, some Patriots did do it, no? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did Brady ever say it? No, but Brady had the picture with it.

Right. Like, his kid was showing him, like, the flag. Right. That's framed in my house. Not my house, my parents' house. The, I don't even know know sandler held a sign i think which isn't quite the same as saying it yeah but sandler held a sign there was somebody who i think i remember a big person somebody said what are saturdays for and he said the boys yeah

i think that was a big coach uh i do i don't remember i think the fucking but that's what that's how that's how crazy it was because. I honestly couldn't tell you five people who said it. It was just everyone said it. Everybody said it. It got to the point where it was like, yeah, no. I know that Obama said it. Everybody says it. That was something Shane said

when Shane was drunk during the fucking... Christmas? End of year meeting. And he kept being like, Barstool rules, dude. And I was like, shut the fuck up. We were both like, shut the fuck up. and he kept being like, Barstool rules, dude. And I was like, shut the fuck up. We were both like,

shut the fuck up. And he kept being like, no, I'm serious. Barstool fucking rules. Shut the fuck up. But he seemed like he meant it and then he just whispered, I don't know if you heard it,

he's like, dude, I'm not being an asshole. Barack Obama's heard of Barstool Sports. He did it. You made it. And I was like, shut the fuck up, Shane.

He is the number one he'll gas everybody else up and he doesn't realize it about himself. Which is, I think, a great way to be. I always would rather be that guy than the other way around, I guess. Oh, okay. Does he say it? Because Adam Sandler, I think, would be the one.

I remember him with a sign. I remember him saying it. That would be. Yeah, no. He does that. The boys. All right. We're just going to go small screen.

Yeah, that's fine. Saturdays are for the boys. Ha ha. Larry King. Saturdays are for the boys. Larry King's groggy. Saturdays are for the boys. Dude.

Sandman. The boys. Larry King. The boys, baby. Clinton. Dude, Sandman. Very kidding. My teacher told me Saturdays are for relaxing. I said, not teach. Saturdays are for the food. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha. Yo, Sandman is... I don't know if we made a big deal of this back then. What's the guy named Ken Bone? Ken Bone, yeah. Wow. DJ Khaled? DJ Khaled said it?

Bro. Can we not hear it? I think he just says the boys. I think this is one of those ones that before Dana got hired, I think he put this shit together. Chris Christie. Ric Flair. This is like when you graduate

eighth grade and they do the slideshow. Is that Aaron Rodgers? He said Mike. Hey, Mike, what's your Saturday score? Who is that oh that's Michael Phelps dude oh Michael Phelps the greatest Olympian of all time

oh shit that is unbelievable we so took that for granted us or you and I well definitely you and I Unbelievable. We so took that for granted. Us or you and I? Well, definitely you and I. But even like Barstool, I mean, Dave didn't.

Dave was secretly like, oh my fucking God, here we go. But like, it was kind of the same thing with the Viva La Stool signs when those started going around the world. But that was like still in the Barstool bubble. But we just got it to get, just got it in so many cool places that it got to the point where it was like, yeah, we're at Buckingham Palace, we're at Christ the Redeemer, we're at all of the...

Christ the Redeemer, the big statue in Rio. It was literally all around. I think the North Pole, from tip to tip of the planet Earth, Viva La Stool went around. And it got to the point where it was like, yeah, our fucking pictures are everywhere. But Saturdays are for the boys,

it's one of those like, you know, what's the Michael Scott line about the good old times? Like, I wish you could- No, it's not Michael Scott, it's Andy Bernard. Which I don't,

he gets credit for that. I don't think that was the first time that phrase has ever been said. I think it was probably the first time it was ever said that way. I'm sure that a philosopher or a poet of some sort has had that idea of like living in the i mean living in the moment is what he said yeah like that's that's a very that's a fucking live but even the way he said i could

have sworn i've heard it that way before let me ask you this let's say so i think we've talked about before how we we requested basically six years five six years ago uh to change our name and we wanted to change it to for the boys yep and we were told no we were told that's dumb which i don't totally disagree with i don't well i don't not that's not we weren't we were not we were kind of on the fence ourselves we yeah right right i'm not like i'm not like faulting anyone by any yeah because i remember thinking thinking Saturdays are for the boys can't be that. That's not a podcast name. But maybe something with

For the Boys. My main concern I think we wanted to make it For the Boys. I remember thinking we are not like, I am not like a 21 year old college kid and if you come to the For the Boys podcast and I'm talking about my kid and shit, you're going to like what is this in hindsight stupid it doesn't matter your theme

of your podcast whatever doesn't matter if you're funny and good that's all that counts you know so we should have done it um but at that point i do remember saying and in hindsight i think this was a little bit of lip service to just be like we're not gonna let you take this phrase we're gonna keep this as you know what i mean yeah yeah they they told us we're not going to let you take this phrase. We're going to keep this. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They told us that. We're going to save this for a podcast down the road. We'll give it to two football players. We'll just give it to two random guys on the Titans 10 years from now.

They said that the KFC radio name had too much brand equity, which at the time I was like, oh, wow, why brand equity? I think they were probably gassing me up a little bit convincing me that it was a good thing to have a stupid podcast name and also being like if these guys are for the boys barstool can't it's not a barstool thing it's like a these guys thing you think so i think there was a little bit of protection of that i think i think you know that sucks yeah no i mean never caught that flag i was gonna say no i didn't i didn't think of it until we're called that sign right now either like i i didn't

think about that back then either because i was we were stupid and naive and because i remember a time back when things were very testy with me and dave and dan and dave and particularly with part of my take and dave when part of my take blew up i think there was some ego shit going on and on both sides and i remember dave being like we need barstool to grow yeah and he was like we need like barstool to grow he pointed to like the the barstool flag and then he was like we need like that to grow. He pointed to like the, the barstool flag. And then he was like, we need like that to grow. And he was pointing to the Saturdays for the boys. Oh, you know, it was like,

that was not a you thing or a KFC radio thing that he just took that for barstool and probably for the best, because I think he and they were in better position to do what they did with it. Then what we were, you know what I mean? Like, but we were towards the,

like when we want to do for the boys, it was, it wasn't towards the end of it, but it wasn't at the start of it either. Like, no, no, like it was, it the Boys, it was – it wasn't towards the end of it, but it wasn't at the start of it either. No, no. It was at – it wasn't at its peak. It was on its downtrend at that point. Yeah.

Well, I just remember he had the big – what's the TV? Saved by the Bell, the original logo. Big picture of it on his wall or on like a wall at the Barstool office. So – and I remember him pointing to that being like that needs to be the number one thing not like an individual podcast but i was like in my head i should have been like but that was an individual guy's thing too like that's not a barstool thing it only is because we just fucking let it happen that way you know you know what i i mean the two things i think about all the time is, one, just being a little bit more savvy and a little bit less of a pussy if it happened now.

And two, if it happened now with all the comics and podcasts and all that that are out now, like, all of those guys would have said it, too. You know what I mean? Like, at that point, there weren't, you know, two bears, one cave. There wasn't the fucking Chris DiStefano. That was, what, nine years ago now eight years ago yeah yeah that jesus so like you know that that whole community would have precipitated too so like it would have been even you know bigger that they would have i think embraced it as well but do you think that like like do you think the podcast is the same if we

change the name do you think we're still doing this kind of show i think so because we're lazy because we're lazy i don't think we i don't think we would have like taken the time to be like let's change the show yeah yeah i think we would have done like like what we always do but do you think it's differently and then go right back to what works you know do you think the like so let's say let's say right now we're called For The Boys. It's For The Boys up there. Do you think nowadays, because that was pre-me too and shit like that. If it's just called For The Boys, do you think fucking guests are like, eh, I don't know if I like that name. Do you think that they're maybe like. No, because I think what Bussin's done with it has been.

But Bussin with The Boys, not For The Boys. For The Boys, yeah, so this is like I think that would give out... This is pro-masajid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it would give that vibe. For sure. Even if the show itself wasn't that, I think people would look at the headline and be like, eh, I don't know. What a title.

I think ultimately would have been more good than bad, though. I think probably. But I also like, I don't think... It than bad, though. I think probably. But I also don't think it would have been a drastic change. I think it would have been. Maybe it would have given us a nice uptick then. The only way it would have been is if we got what we were always looking for, which was the big company push.

Yeah, yeah. If it was like the problem when all the new podcasts came out, every single time a Barstool podcast comes out, it goes to number one because it's new and it gets reviews and ratings and downloads and five-star reviews and everybody goes to it and it's new, so the algorithm's like, whoa, what is this shit?

KFC Radio was around for so long that it just is. It's just in the middle of the pack and it always will be. If we had some sort of relaunch and it was like, this is the official Barstool Sports for the boys podcast like if you like saturdays are for the boys go listen to this podcast i think that would have had an influence yeah but that's only if we ever got that and you know but then we would then everyone would come we've been like we're gay right as much can you imagine like the amount of imposter syndrome we have now like if i had

to be pretending to be like a fucking cool frat boy yeah i'd have been like this shit i can't do this man i can't do this i'm a gay dad i don't think we ever would i'm a gay dad for the boys i don't think we ever would have done that i think it would have been like we said like kind of basically the same show but it would i think there would have been i don't think we ever would have done that. I think it would have been, like we said, basically the same show. But I don't think it would have been... At the time, I think we were like, if we changed it for the boys, this is a fucking rocket ship. And I think it probably would have been

for a quick... But I don't think... I'd rather have the steady trajectory we've had. And have the real fans that are sick of us. But we're fucking... We're for the boys dog also as as much as we already have the like frat boy personnel uh like like uh uh perception um it would be that much worse that like like i i still think there are people that we meet that

probably go like oh well i thought those guys were going to be douchebags and they weren't and i think if we were that podcast yeah and that time's a billion you know it would have it would have had to be like we talk about selling out and just being like what if we just became 2a guys and we just became republicans it would almost be this like a similar thing where it's like we got to just pretend to be yeah for the fucking boys what most people do yeah i just don't have the energy for it yeah i just i can't no i mean i think we've learned i can't i don't i don't have a moral issue with it i don't have the energy i can't I can't. I mean, I think we've learned. It's not even like, I don't have a moral issue with it. I don't have the energy for it. I can't. I can't like come up with a script or like be like, okay, let me snap into like frat mode. It's just like, I don't know, turn the microphones on and let's go.

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Okay, today's episode is a special one. It'll be our last regular episode as we go into the no man's land break of in between Christmas and New Year's where we'll be running some best ofs and some compilations and all that when you get a little time to reboot. So we are going to do the 2022.

Oh, wait. I have a thing real quick. Before we get to that, I got two quick things. Okay. Let me just say what we're doing. Okay. We're doing the 2022 KFC Radio Awards.

Now you can go. Okay. The, this is a throwback to World Cup stuff. Di Maria from Argentina scored, and he dropped this on us. The heart. Yeah. The heart. What's your take on the heart?

I am so lame, I guess. I didn't know the heart is a thing. Oh, dude. When you said, like, the heart. Every DJ in the world does it. Fucking. I mean, don't get me wrong. That morning, Giselle had posted it.

I've seen people, like. Taylor does it all the time. I feel like I see two people do it, usually. I do one side, and you do the other side. Ew, I've never seen that. Yeah, I've seen that. I haven two people do it usually. I do one side and you do the other side. Ew, I've never seen that. Yeah, I've seen that. I haven't seen much of this. So I didn't even know that was like a gang sign.

Yeah, yeah. Back in my day, we threw up fucking blood. But the... Pabs, do you know what throwing up blood is? Yeah. Okay. I never know. Do you know what that is?

I don't know if I'm doing it right, but fucking... I can't do it. Do it on my side. Learning how to do that was fucking like a dope thing in my life. But the fucking, I guess there's debate whether it was Di Maria or Gareth Bale who invented it. Either way. Okay. But now it's like such a popular thing and I think it's incredibly lame.

And again, Di Maria scored the second goal. Argentina's second goal. And like, yeah, if you fucking score your second goal and it's like such a popular thing and I think it's incredibly lame. And again, if Di Maria scored the second goal, Argentina's second goal, and like, yeah, if you fucking score your second goal and people were saying he invented it. If you invented it, sure, that's a horse of a different color. But if you're just fucking doing it,

you're incredibly lame. And a jarring amount of my followers were like, like, oh, what do you hate on it like i got how do you not find that lame how do you not find i saw imagine if i ended the podcast every day like this thanks guys someone put a bullet in my head and i would be rightfully i would deserve it be like fucking lenin i'm like yeah no you're right i imagine if our podcast was like that's that's been this episode of for. Honestly, we might have to end the podcast that way. We're going to end up being the biggest fans of this show.

I mean, it was crazy to me that so many people were so like, what are you, a fucking asshole? You hate everything? No, I just think this is fucking insane. Also, for your World Cup moment, I don think this is fucking insane. Also, for your World Cup moment, I don't know. I don't know what I would do. What would you do? What would be your World Cup celly?

What would be my World Cup celly? Easy. One-leg guitar. Oh, great one. The duck walk? The duck walk or the stand-in-place thing? No, fucking stand-in-place with this fucking bad boy. Yeah! I've seen you do that before. Yeah.

That is great. That was my first interview I ever had to do with you guys. And it was with Kevin Hart that you did that. And it was shocking. Yes, with Kevin Hart. That is what? The guitar leg. The guitar leg.

That's my wedding dance move. It crushes. You get the leg up like this. No. No. Wait a second. No. No.

No. I don't think it gets whiter than that by the way if you fucking put in twitter i'm gonna try i'm gonna double check it right now make sure it wasn't a one-time thing if you search twitter in the gifs um bad dance i'm number one yeah no. Bad dance. Just Google. Oh, the GIFs. I am the first thing to pop up. Me dancing in Kevin Hart's face. That is a badge of honor, man. Yeah, make sure it's not an algorithm thing. Are you checking, Colleen?

Jesus. That is fucking great. Well, I definitely put the tag bad dance in there. I didn't know go to one. That is really fucking funny. Kevin Hart is looking at me confounded. It's the second one.

Kevin Hart was like, who the fuck are these guys? We were interviewing Kevin Hart in a hotel. I don't know what. It had like a hundred foot ceiling. It wasn't even like a conference room. Number one. Let's go!

You are the video poster child of Bad Dance. And I said that would be my World Cup sell-y. When four billion people are watching me, I'll pull out the Bad Dance. I think there's only one answer for a person of my generation

and it would have to be the DX crotch chop. Just tell the world to suck it. Four billion people watching, and you just say, suck it. Did you see the thing I put up yesterday, or I retweeted yesterday, that more people watch the World Cup than March Madness is here? Yeah. That was crazy. Which then someone replied to me, which I should have logically realized this,

and he's like, that means that also more people watch it than the MLB playoffs, the NHL playoffs, the NBA playoffs. Because March Madness is bigger than all those? Yeah. Wow. So basically the NFL is the only thing that beats. And by the way, speaking of NFL, unless you had something to say. No, I mean, it's just like, because I still think I would still be like, soccer is never going to make it. I think you made it.

Yeah, but I don't know. I think it made it probably three years ago, I would say. When like bars started opening early. Not just started, but most bars started opening early. I'm actually like stunned by that because there's still and maybe this is just in my bubble, but

like, you know, I still feel like it's not common, like talk. If you're at a bar, if you're at a party, if you're on a late night show, you're doing an interview, people would be like,

Hey, did you see Brady this weekend? But they're not, they're not going to be like, did you know? I mean, it's never, it's not football.

It's not gonna be football, but I, I guess like, that's a little cheating. World cup once every four years, very big difference. I to be football. But I guess like – Also, that's a little cheating. World Cup once every four years is a very big difference. I agree with that. Like March Madness to MLS is almost like the – No.

MLS isn't the best players in the world. Right, but I'm saying like you can't compare a once every – that's a cultural thing that like everybody will – I think that would happen if it was every year. I think if the World Cup was every year, it still gets those numbers. I think it would be interesting. Maybe a little less, but it gets very comparable numbers every year.

If it's every year. Yeah, it's too big. I think in America every year I actually don't think I agree with that. You think it cuts in half? It was 17 million people. If you started right now, every year,

I think it would start at that level, and I think it would dwindle. I think it actually might get bigger. Yeah, you're probably right, because then it would just grow. Because we love ourselves a world competition. We get on board with hockey. We get on board with swimming.

We get on board with whatever. So yeah, you're probably right that it would grow it. I think right now at the moment, the reason why it's so high is because it's every four years. I think the reason it's the biggest this year is because of the Premier League.

Now we know a lot of the players. Now it doesn't really fucking matter. You're not just watching Argentina and now Messi doesn't play in the Premier League so that's a bad example. But like, I mean, neither does Mbappe.

But like, it is, I think the Premier League allows you to, because that's the one that's on NBC. Yeah. I think ESPN has

La Liga or whatever. I don't know. I only watch ESPN. Well, you know, I don't care. I'm holding, I'm fucking holding steady.

Dave Portnoy even caved in as a soccer guy now. I'm digging my fucking heels in. I'm going to stay just being an American. Fuck soccer. Give me my guns. Fuck soccer. Beard guys.

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Back when I grew up in New York, we didn't buy teams. Say what now? Someone, a Sports Illustrated editor maybe, had a tweet that said something to the effect of that like... I'm going to quote it exactly. Um,

I have many thoughts. Also, uh, I, I felt so alive. If you're not a baseball fan, the Mets, like,

how'd you all wake up that early? Uh, so let me, let me explain. So if you're not, if you're not a fan of baseball, uh, this guy that the Mets have been on a spending spree,

they have a new owner who is basically like, he's a billion, a bajillionaire. He's just buying all the good players. Mets fans are finally excited to be a good team. There was this one last player we were trying to get. He signed with the Giants. And at the last second, they called off their press conference. It was very shady. And in the middle of the night, the Mets somehow swoop in and steal him for $300 million.

I fell asleep listening to a fucking audiobook so i had my phone like near my head and uh so clem you want to know the real answer we're old and we wake up to take pisses clem woke up to pee and then he texted me and i was listening to a book and i i heard the buzz and i was like this is not good like a 3 a.m text or phone call is never good for me and then it was the opposite it was the best thing ever and it was just me and clem all the kids were fucking asleep and i was like you want to rip it let's hop on the pod we we did a 90 minute podcast from 3 30 to 5 we were taking calls we had really yes it was awesome and then i was like a lot i felt like

i was a blogger again like breaking news get out of bed we're going live on youtube we're uh i mean it was i i've been up since we're 30 i didn't go back to sleep started playing video games and just tweeting at yankee fans i woke up at like eight o'clock this morning and and i had to like it took me a while to scroll through time I was like what is he talking about? Why is he arguing with Big V and so harshly right now? And then like it was like 6 hours ago like Matt signed

what the fuck? Yo this is one of the ultimate like this is Bobby Axelrod this is billions this is SEC violations. You never caught a case, but you got the biggest fine in history. I don't know what happened here, but his medicals are fine.

Doctors sign off on him. The Giants executives have some problem with it. And then in a matter of hours, he's on the Mets for $300 million. Something went down. It is. Did you read the details of the story? No, I saw where it's like Giants got cold feet. No, no, no, like the real details.

He was in Hawaii on vacation. He was eating dinner and having a martini, and he was texting with Scott Boris, and he said something to the effect of, I'm drinking a martini. I've got three olives right now for a great 3b and 3b and so Boris thought he was talking about three billion yeah and he was talking about third baseman because Cray is moving to third base and so he just the thought of him on the beach in Hawaii whatever the time difference is it probably wasn't the middle of the night for

him yeah it's dinner time. So he's having a five-star meal, Michelin-star meal, sipping a martini, hearing some rumblings about the Giants backing out, and was just texting Boris and was like, let's get this done. And then like...

Yo, I've made some decisions with a buzz on. $300 million decision once. Wake up in the morning like, fuck, I'm going to play third base. Son of a bitch. What did I do last night? You spent $300 million, Steve.

The quotes coming out of it are unbelievable. He said, so. Oh, wait, wait. Cohen texted that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I thought Correa was saying I'll play third base. No, Cohen was the one texting. Cohen was saying that. he said uh so oh wait wait cohen texted that yeah yeah oh i thought i thought i thought i'll play third base no cohen was cohen was saying i see i see okay boris being like how do we get this done and i and i think i think correa had some buyer's remorse and was like i want to go

to new york i want to play with lindor i think when they found out that cohen like had a good offer and people were like wow the, the Mets are almost close. I think that started a lot of buzz of like, what if, and I think, first of all, it's going to be the Puerto Rican day parade every fucking day. We're going to have the Japanese fans for Senga and we're going to have

Nito, uh, uh, Diaz, Correa and Lindor. I forget. Uh, so I think that started to happen and I don't know if we'll ever get the

real answer, but I feel like I heard a couple of things. I heard that the giants got cold feet because like the reception of that deal was like, he's not worth that. And they like, got like scared. So that's like,

you guys are fucking, you know what? Like that is so soft. Like if you can't, if you can't hang in the deep end fine like get the fuck out let steve we'll take the chance for the doctors to be like he's okay and for the execs to be like no no no there's something we don't like it was a pre-mlb injury it was something like in 2014 he broke his leg and but like he's never had a problem with it again i was like broken leg okay broken bones just they heal they

heal you're fine he got and so they end up getting correa for 26 million a year like mike stanton makes 32 we're getting i mean like it's it's it's a great deal but the uh so the way the tax works is he he jumped the the tax the payroll was so, he had to pay a 70% tax. And that was like $77 million. And then once you sign Correa, it jumped to a 90% tax, and now it's like $111 million. And Cohen was like, it was $0.70 or $0.90. So like, what's the difference? He said like, he literally said, he was talking about it like it was pennies.

$0.70, $0.90. He goes, what the heck's the difference if you're gonna make the deal make the deal it's like and he's not done they're like he's gonna add another pitcher and another bat i don't think people understand and this is honestly like i i we kind of always like role played or joked about it like if it was me i would actually spend a billion dollars and i and i was like but that's silly like nobody's actually gonna do that but like what if he does yeah i just say keep going calling like because what if he's just like you guys don't get it i don't care and then they're like oh yeah like steve doesn't care about the money but like it's still gotta be within reason I don't think he knows what money is. He said, he's like, I've been around these numbers for so long,

these big numbers don't scare me. So it would be like if I said to you, what's your biggest passion in the world? If you could do something with the Bruins, and I was like, well, you can win a cup, but it's going to cost you like $15,000. You'd be like, okay. That's probably the equivalent for him.

He's probably like, sure. I'll tell you what, everybody who's buying a title is bad. You should do it homegrown. All of this money, they haven't traded one player or one pick. All of this money is haven't traded one player or one pick so all of this money is steve cohen

keeping the whole machine intact so that we can be a homegrown team in the future he's just you have in baseball you have three resources you have money picks and and and uh and and um and farm and he's just like i have the most money right now and I'm going to keep these two resources clean and just spend all my money so that we can get this thing going. Also, I now know why other owners are trying to stop him. I always knew why,

but now it's crystal clear because this shows that anybody can do this. Steve Cohen has a lot more money than the other guys. Not how much more. That's what I mean. He has like 14,

he has like 14 billion. It is a lot, but there are other like John Henry seven or maybe he's four. So that's what I mean. But like there are other guys in between like five and 10 where it's like, if you want it to go to like 800 million or whatever the fuck Steve did, like you can do it. It is possible.

It's basically, I saw, I saw like the top spending in the last three years in baseball. It's Gretzky level. Let's look at this. The Blue Jays has 11.5. You're telling me the Blue Jays can't go out and do similar to Steve Cohen?

Wait, where's John Henry on here? Broke. He's broke, bitch. I definitely Googled him recently. I see 3.8 on the list. I definitely Googled him recently. It see 3.8 on the list. And I definitely Googled him recently. It was at least four. Honorable mentions.

This might be an older list. John Henry's was definitely four recently. I'm going to Google it. I mean, like, so if Steve at $14 billion can do this. John Henry is 3.6. Ash Trey money. Kanye's got more money than that.

You think there's a Giants fan? It says four here. But the, like, like, what was I going to say? Fuck.

Dude. Like, oh, when people were asking how the Padres were spending all this money, they're like, our owner's a billionaire.

Is there an owner who isn't a billionaire? Marlins, 500 million. Diamondbacks, 600 million. I mean, that's a joke. You 500 million Diamondbacks 600 million I mean that's a joke you should not be allowed to do that you're a joke the Rays

400 million on the Reds that's pathetic that's Dave yeah that's Dave wait whoa whoa whoa the Athletics have 2.6 billion what are they doing they spent zero dollars see that's what I mean if you're an Athletics fan I'd quit yeah billion? What are they doing? They spent $0. See, that's what I mean. This is Steve Cohen. If you're an Athletics fan, I'd quit. I'd quit.

Yeah, I absolutely would quit. And same thing with the Angels. $3.6 billion, you can't get it together? This is just showing, if you have the money and you're a real diehard fan, the fact that people aren't behind this at all, this is when a fan becomes an owner. And he's just like, fuck it, we're doing it. And there are people who are like, oh, this is bad.

It's like, this is everything. The players are getting paid what they deserve. The fans are getting the money that we deserve for being, like, psychotic about this. And he's the fan getting, like, what he's always wanted. It's just the rest of these broke bitches that are the problem. But you know what now happens? The cap? No.

Oh. Now you're the Patriots. Well, yeah. Now you win or you're a huge disappointment. And that sucks. Yes, that does suck. But you know what? Somebody said well now if you lose you'll be the biggest laughing stock in baseball.

Well, guess what? I've been for 30 years. Either I'm in the same exact spot or I win the World Series. It is. It's not that never – I never cared about, like, people being like, ah, the Pat's all Super Bowl. But we win it all the time. I don't care.

Sometimes we lose it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We win it seven times. We win it six times. We lose three. But the loss is hard. And it is, like – it sounds very exaggerated. Like, we're talking about the Bruins now.

Like the Bruins have to know every night you got a target on your back. Right. Every night. Everybody's coming to town trying to fuck you up. And as a fan, you feel that too. You feel that weight a little bit. You're like every night you're fucking – We even got a taste last year of it where it was just like everybody keeps winning.

And it was like the Mets, people are circling you on the calendar. The only thing I'll say about this is I still, and I know I'll be alone on this or very few of us, baseball is still a stupid sport. You know, I was saying on the podcast, it's a round ball with a round bat and anybody can beat anybody in a series. So you really can't like just straight up buy the title. But this guarantees, what he's doing right now guarantees that steve cullen will

win a world series at some point yeah and that's all i ever wanted right so it might it might not be this year it might not be next year like you we might make the world series and we lose in seven games we're losing four games we might not make the world series as we saw this year anything can happen in baseball because it's a dumb game But it's not like we're taking our shot and then we're going to recede back and we're like broke boys. We'll just keep doing this until he gets one. So I'm like, good, it's going to happen.

And I just get to ride the wave now until it does. That is, I said the Mets and their fans are set up better than any fans in all sports. True or false? Can you think of another team that has a better, like, brighter future? The Jets. Like, there's just no reason to believe that, like,

the Celtics are going to stop. I mean, they're good, but I'm just saying, like, I mean, they're so good, they're so young, everyone's so locked up that I would guess, like, that's a pretty comparable thing. Not comparable, but they lost in the World Series last year. Not World Series. NBA Championship.

If people are upset now when they trade for Otani at the break, because they kept all their prospects, and they still have money, so they're going to just put together a package and trade for Otani and then have him too. And the world is going to burn. That would be wild. And owners are going to be like, we said, owners tried to keep Steve Cohen out

and they couldn't do it. And we said, there's a fox in the hen house. And now, I don't think there's a CBA agreement for like a few more years. So now the hen house is just locked. Yeah.

He's just, he's just murdering the hens. I saw someone say that, like there is going to be a salary. I mean, it almost like they tried, they tried the Cohen tax and it's like,

it didn't work. He's like, I don't work. He's like, I don't care. Yeah. He doesn't care. So unless you put a cap on it, but I don't think the players union will allow that. It's like the,

the one thing of baseball is guaranteed money and no cap. We can, we all keep making money and the owners are just like, fuck, but it's almost like, fuck you guys. Oh, I completely agree.

All these people who are, everybody who hates the Elon Musk's and, and, and, uh, Bezos, like these billionaires should everybody who hates the Elon Musks and Bezos, like these billionaires should have to pay back money to society. You shouldn't like billionaires. Well, this is the one billionaire who's like fucking all the other ones.

Because you're like, oh, this is crazy. Okay, but have your billionaires spend money then. Why would you rather have the billionaires keep the money? Right. Because he's giving it to other people. Most players, I think, well, I would guess most athletes, not most athletes, but a significant amount of athletes, come from not money. Right. They should get the money they deserve.

Give it to the fucking kid from the Dominican who is coming up. Sorry your billionaire is not cool. Mine is. It says, the NFL is the best product in America and it has a salary cap. The NHL and NBA have caps. No reason baseball can't instead of letting one team spend $500 million. I disagree with everything they said there, but I take severe issue with the NFL is the best product.

I strongly disagree with it. The NFL sucks. It is the most watched product, but it's in the big bags, the best comedy on TV. No, it's not. It is the most watched. I can't stand it. I think I fucking – I said it like two weeks ago.

This week actually was a pretty good slate of games. There were a lot of good games this weekend. So it's a tough time to have the conversation. But all season, football players themselves have been being like, football is bad this year. Football sucks. The refereeing, the play. I think I said – I asked the question.

I was like, I'm not even being a dick. I have watched admittedly less football than most times. When I watch, it is not good. I'm like, how many good games are there per week? And most people were like two. One to two. So two out of 16? That's not a good number.

Not a good rate. I was like, the NFL should start doing regional shows. And obviously they're not making jokes here. But start doing it regionally so you can only watch your team. Right. Because when you watch your team, you can make the excuse like, ah, played bad this week. Right. When you watch all the teams.

Everybody's games. Oh, everyone played bad. These guys all fucking stink. Everyone stinks this week. Yeah. And it's a bad sport when it's bad. Right. You know, it's like, ugh, nobody can move the ball.

It's choppy. There's no flow to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jesus Christ. Even, like, at least in basketball and hockey, there's movement and a lot of scoring, and there's going to be multiple highlights even in a bad game. Football is just like, ugh. I saw what?

PFT was apologizing to watch the Commanders. And then I think last night or Monday night. I mean, the Patriots end was like a joke. You watch a whole game, and then that's how you fucking lose it. It's like, what are we doing here? But the – fuck, what was I just going to say? Oh, yeah. People will still argue.

People will be like, a bad football game is better than a good any sport. That's not true. Those are the same people who are like, a bad day of fishing is better than a good day with your wife. The same people say those two sentences. That's a good one. I like. The same people say those two sentences. That's a good one, though. I like that one. It's just not true. It's like, eh.

You know, it's just a case-by-case thing. Yeah, right. If a bad day of fishing beats a good day with your wife, maybe you need a new wife. And if a bad day of football beats a good day with any sport, maybe you fucking have an unhealthy relationship with that sport. And that was Talking Sports on KFC Radio. Do you think that there's a Giants fan with an Aaron Judge and Carlos Correa jersey?

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So first four categories are just just to get us warmed up just very basic non you know first one's movie of the year movie of the year easy peasy uh i think we might have the same one really i mean you just watch it yeah yeah i i i don't even like it that much fucking hell yeah let. Let me think. Let me think. Let me think of what it is. I mean, Top Gun's right in there, too. Okay. Okay. Top Gun was awesome. I mean, the only movie I went to the theaters in the last couple years is Top Gun.

Oh, I go to the theaters a pretty good amount. Rattle off some movies. Can you get me, like, a list? Can you do, like, a top movies of the 2022 list? See, we did the categories, but we did not prepare the nominees. Yeah. Some of them have nominees. Some of them don't. Yeah. Yeah. It's all did the categories but we did not prepare the nominees. Some of them have nominees, some of them don't.

Popular movies in 2022. We lost the screen. I will say that the movie that we're both talking about, I think, definitely deserves the best off the beaten path type thing.

We're talking Banshees? Yeah. Banshees is... This isn't even like a... This is tomatoes. Give me box office. Banshees will be nominated for Best Picture of the Year.

There's a chance it wins. It's probably an outside chance. Banshees will be nominated. It is not a crazy pick to pick. The box office Top Gun is number one. chance, but Banshees will be nominated. It is not a crazy pick to pick. Okay, so the box office Top Gun is number one. That was awesome. Jurassic World Dominion sucked. Doctor Strange sucked. Minions, whatever. Black Panther, I didn't

see. Batman was good. Thor stunk. Thor fell asleep during. Avatar, haven't seen. I'm going to tell you that's thanks, though. So this was a bad... Avatar sucked. Did it? Good. this was a bad Avatar sucked I saw Light's camera talking about it if you're about movie

visually then you're gonna love it I guess but I don't give a fuck about that I'm so much more about plot and actor I heard this is a better plot than the first one it was the same one I didn't see the first one either there's an alternate world that you plug into or whatever.

It's like the bad guys are coming. We got to stop the bad guys. It's just a fucking Marvel movie. Dude, Morbius, this year sucked. Sucked, huh? So I have no problem. Take it to Paradise, super underrated. Take it to Paradise, great.

Which one is that? Clooney and Julia Roberts, a little rom-com. I didn't watch that. Divine. Can you also get me streaming movies? I haven't seen either of these, but I've heard a lot about Bullet Train and then Everything Everywhere All at Once.

Dude, Bullet Train, I've tried to watch three times and I just haven't gotten through it. I have not watched that because I know exactly what that's going to be. It's fine. Everything All at Once is right up my alley, but I haven't ever... I don't really watch movies anymore. I watch so much more I have not watched that because I know exactly what that's going to be. It's fine. It's fine. Everything all at once is right up my alley, but I haven't ever. I don't really watch movies anymore.

I watch so much more TV than movies. So, yeah, I'm going to then say. Emily the Criminal was really good. But it's not like best movie of the year. No, no, no. I'm just like when I see things, I'm just saying good movies. What were you going to say, Nick? What was that fucking one that the cast all hates each other?

I actually like that movie a lot. The Harry Styles one. Oh, Don't Worry Darling? Yeah. I didn't see that. It's on HBO now, and I watched it the other day because my whole thing is I want them to get nominated for an Oscar. So they have to get together. Yeah, they have to go promote it again.

That would be great. But it was like, I don't know. Everyone was shitting on me. I thought it was a pretty good movie. I haven't seen that either. Jack to go promote it again. That'd be great. But it was like, I don't know. Everyone was shitting on it. I thought it was a pretty good movie. I wasn't mad either. Jackass might be up there. Oh, Jackass for sure up there. Okay, so my top three movies of the year are,

in no particular order, The Batman, Top Gun, Banshees of... Inchurin. Inchurin. And I am going to say, I'm going to say I'm going to go bronze medal, Batman, silver medal,

Banshees, gold medal, Top Gun. Okay. I got no qualms with that. I'm going to have the same top three. Same top two. Three, I'm giving Glass Onion. I didn't see that yet. I reserve the right to put that in there. Glass Onion, I'll actually probably... Yeah, Glass Onion. I didn't see that yet. I reserve the right to put that in there because I love that shit.

Glass Onion, I'll actually probably, yeah, Glass Onion's three. I'm going to go Top Gun two. Banshee's one. Okay. Do we have a worse movie in here?

Because Secrets of Dumbledore is in there for me. It's the worst movie, but. Worst movie for me. I've never seen a bad movie, so I can't play it. Secrets of Dumbledore

was in the last movie we did it and Dumbledore was gay. So now we're really going to admit Dumbledore was gay in as many scenes as possible and then wrap it up with an election I will tell you hands down

I do have a worst movie of the year it's also the worst movie of all time it's Moonfall you mean 10 out of 10 Moonfall is a mean 10 out of 10? 10 out of 10. Moonfall is a catastrophe of a creation. Dude, that stuff, that's some good shit, dude. If you took everything that's ever been created,

I'm talking TV, movies, food, clothing. Poops. Poops. Shits that were created by my body. Moonfall is the worst thing to ever have been created. That's a fact, Jack. You're just wrong on this. That is so bad.

You're so wrong, man. And I can get down with bad movies that are good. That was a bad movie that is bad. That one was... And the expectations I had, bro, I was like, this is going to be good. And then I was like, oh, the moon is going to crash into the earth. And I was like, all right, let me switch gears. This is going to be like a good, bad movie. And then I was like, no, no moon is going to crash into the earth. And I was like, all right, let me switch gears. This is going to be like a good, bad movie.

And then I was like, no, no, no, no. This is just terrible. See, I go into films. It's a mindset. I go into films, I just go, I'm going to have fun. Yes. So I've never seen a bad movie. I can do that with anything.

But then if you want my honest opinion, I'll be like, this movie sucks. See, I trick myself. It's kind of the story I always tell where at way too young an age, I was taught that smiling tricks you into being happy. Trick your brain. I'm going to have fun. I gave a pummel pitch to the mirror before.

Get my soda, get my popcorn, get my candy. We're going to have fun. That's why you like movies, by the way. It's an agreed upon candy time. I'm going to eat candy for two hours. I woke up last night in the middle of the night, by the way. We're going to have fun. It's just a, it's an agreed upon candy time. Like I need candy for two hours. I woke up last night in the middle of the night, ate ice cream.

You wake up to pee, I wake up to eat ice cream. And oh, How much ice cream do you eat in a sitting? Not as much as you think. I'm actually pretty, like I don't do a pint in a sitting.

I do like, I probably have a pint that will probably last me three separate goes. Because I'm lactose intolerant. I heard a little rumor. I heard a little birdie tell me that you're putting down half a gallon of milk a night. Not a night.

When I have a half gallon of milk, it gets drunk. But it is. I'm not getting one every night. But when I have one I drink it all you get a half gallon and you down the whole thing I pretty much

I pretty much put her down yeah what are you doing like why what are you doing I'll do either a bag of Tate's cookies or I'll do a bag of

Brussels is that what they're called the peppered farms and then I'll do cereal after that there's a lot of Tate's cookies in a bag yeah I'll take cereal after that. Yo, there's a lot of Tate's Cookies in a bag. Yeah, I'll take down a whole thing.

And they're big. Those are like wide. Yeah. But, you know me. I eat cookies and brownies and donuts and all that shit. But I'll have like a pint glass. I won't have like half a gallon. But when you start having the cereal, because you have a big bowl.

What happens is like I'll fucking do enough cookies where I have like this much milk left. I'm like, that's about a bowl of cereal. When I have a bowl of cereal now, I do a salad bowl sometimes. So I'm like, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug. The Ezekiel Elliott thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's disgusting. Yeah, well that's why I fucking

have to go home at night now. If I'm out past 7pm, I gotta go. I'm like the werewolf of London. I heard you had to leave an event with Mark because you drank too much milk. Yeah, I just had a lot of milk the night before that day. I was like, I could feel it in my stomach. I was like, I got to go. Yo, we are washed.

This is why the podcast could not be called For the Boys. Because you can't be like, yo, let's hang out with the boys. And then the story is how we drank too much milk and we couldn't hang out. Yo, welcome to another episode of For the Boys. When you get old, you get lactose intolerant. All right. Next up in the 2022 KFC Radio Awards, best TV show. I'm going to need another list.

If you can pull those up for me. Now, is this best new TV show? Can it be a season of TV from an existing series? I think existing season can work. Yeah, I agree. There's a lot this year. There is a lot, man.

Chippendales has been great. White Lotus season 2 was great The bear I think people thought the bear was better than it was I wouldn't disagree with that I also think it's just too high stress It is really high stress It's a lot And it's hectic

It's very anxiety That's not an insult to the show. It's what the show is trying to be. Yep. It's just, it's like watching Uncut Gems, which is like, sometimes it's like, and I finished it and I very much liked it. Yeah. But it is, if I had to give it a criticism, it is.

It's too much. There's a lot of that. Oh, wait. Was fucking, no, Dope Sick wasn't this year, was it? Yeah, no, I think it was. Dope Sick was this year. Yeah, you loved Dope Sick. I loved.

No, I think that one was last year. No, yeah, because fucking, they all, they won, Dope Sick won the Emm year, was it? Yeah, no, I think it was. Dope Sick was this year. You loved Dope Sick. I loved it. I think that one was last year. No, yeah, because Dope Sick won the Emmys and shit. Okay, okay. But those Emmys were this year. That's what I'm saying. I think that you watched that this year. No, I definitely watched it last year. I don't...

2021, October 13th, so that could be this year. All right, but that's... I guess it is... So that ran from October,, you know. All right. But that's. I guess it is. But that. So that ran from like October basically to like 2022. Yeah. Oh, we own the city. Fine.

We own the city. That's my vote. All right. So my top three is going to be. Oh, Reacher. What a bag of shit that was. I'm going to say. Oh, Bad Sisters.

Bad Sisters Plains died out a little bit towards the end Oh, Bad Sisters. Bad Sisters of the Plains. Died out a little bit towards the end, but Bad Sisters was great. Where are you putting the Stranger Things? Is that anywhere on your list? Stranger Things. Peacemaker was this year. Peacemaker, I didn't even finish. I actually haven't watched it.

So I would throw out. I don't think I have Stranger Things on the list. It was good. I liked it. A lot of people are going to say Severance. I think Severance is going to clean up a lot of awards, and I think a lot of people would say that's one of their favorite shows of the year. It didn't really hit for me. I really love The Boys.

I think The Boys is Oh, The Patient. Top notch. The Patient was good. Under the Band of Heaven I Heard is fire. I haven't seen that yet. Ozark, final season of Ozark. Ozark ended poorly, right? Oh, Slow Horses. Yes. Slow Horses is good. Slow Horses is fire.

Season 2 just dropped. Okay, so I can give my three. It would be... Fuck, what was the first one I said? I'm going to stick with Dope Sick. Whatever, fuck you guys. Dope Sick, Slow Horses, and... City?

We Own the City. Okay. We Own the City is better than Slow Horses. So Dope Sick, We Own the City, Slow Horses. I'm going to go with White Lotus Season 2, For All Mankind Season, whatever the new season was. That show is fucking awesome and nobody seems to care. And... Wait, what was it?

Can you go back to that list oh okay alright so my top three is going to be the boys the latest season of the boys the latest season of For All Mankind and my number one show of the year

White Lotus season two big surprise for me because I hated season one and I wasn't even going to give it a shot and I ended up absolutely loving it. And I'm like – one of those shows I'm like already ready to go back and watch again like through a different lens and everything like that with a couple honorable mentions for Chippendales. Chippendales in there. And – The Bear.

Bear gets an honorable mention. Yeah. It was very good. Itippendales in there. And, uh... The bear. Bear gets an honorable mention. Yeah. It was very good. It's just very high stress. I would say that Stranger Things and Ozark, actually, in hindsight, was like a little bit of a... No, Stranger Things... I like Stranger Things a lot.

Ozark was a disappointment, though. Final season of Ozark. I was out on Ozark back in season three. It was very silly at the end of Ozark. I'm going House of the Dragon one. Oh, shit! Yeah. It got me excited for Throne.

I did a fucking TV podcast. I didn't finish it. I thought it was great. I thought that I had a problem with it. I just didn't finish it. I thought it was great. Lost its way a little bit at the end there with some bad TV writing,

but still definitely an enjoyable show. I think I probably did five episodes of it. Something like that. Four or five. All right. Next up. Last one before we get into some specific ones. Biggest asshole of the year.

Who is the biggest asshole? Biggest asshole of the year. Kanye, Andrew Tate, Elon Musk. Salt Bae. Salt Bae. Salt Bae was a late entry. Blazing hot. I got to give it to that mom who was harassing her daughter. Salt Bae. Salt Bae. Salt Bae was a late entry. Blazing hot. I got to give it to that mom who was harassing her daughter.

Yo. Yeah. That mom's going to prison, dude. Yeah, as she should. It's illegal doing that. Not enough. They said up to 10 years for committing a crime with a computer. Yeah.

But only five years for the actual crime. So they said it'll probably be like somewhere in between that and it's like fuck that that woman should go to jail for life for people i i have said this i mean like play devil's advocate a little bit her daughter is gonna be tough as fucking nails from now on if you can make an argument for abusing children they're gonna be tough if you just spin zone a child abuse, it's that. That girl might be president. She might be the first female president. But also, maybe you could make the argument

that it's good parenting. Because here's the deal. Could you, though? Girls, what, 16? Yeah, something like that. Here's who 16-year-olds don't listen to. Their parents. Here's who 16-year-olds do listen to. Anonymous people on the internet. You're trying to get your fucking daughter to do some shit. Be anonymous on the internet. You're trying to get your fucking daughter to do some shit. Be anonymous on the internet.

Be anonymous on the internet. Like, I mean, like, she was like, let me just play, she's like, you should do chores more. You should read and do your homework. God, these fucking people.

I don't think that's what she was saying. She was like, you should kill yourself, you little slut. That's exactly what she said. That's exactly what she was saying. She was hanging out with her boyfriend too much 100 was like i want to fuck your boyfriend you're fucking him too much you little slut his mom definitely called her daughter a slut it's funny that's gotta be the biggest

asshole it is really funny that you say that though because like i said on one minute man i was like late entry for biggest asshole of the year uh i also said salt bay like biggest dickhead move of the year on I'm one minute, man. Andrew Tate is for sure up there. But bro, number one with a bullet. This is the year of Kanye. This is the year of Kanye melting down, becoming a Nazi and being an asshole.

Becoming a Nazi is a bold. That's how you make a fucking run for asshole of the year. Yeah, come on. Dude, he brought back Nazis in a big way. I don't know if we're giving all that credit to Kanye. Charlottesville. Dude, he brought back Nazis, like, in a big way. I don't know if we're giving all that credit to Kanye. Charlottesville was pretty popular. True, true, true, true. But, like, he brought it all the way back.

I don't think. I think, actually, I think. Yeah, he's kind of jumped on the bandwagon. Yeah, I think he's a bandwagon Nazi. And that's actually why, ultimately, I think all of this is a publicity stunt, and I think he lost his way with it. I think this was all an attempt to be like, look what happens when you gain everything and you lose everything,

and all I have is God, or some shit like that. Because I think he just picked, what's the one thing that everybody hates? Nazis. I'm going to try to do that. Dude, if Kanye really wanted to be about it, he'd have gone up to Stalinism. Maybe he'd have been like, Uyghur Muslims should be in concentration camps. Take up a fucking belief that no one shares.

There are plenty of Nazis now. I got it for you. He should embrace Genghis Khan. Genghis Khan? Genghis Khan's got a street cred, though. If you're a Khan-ism guy, and it's just like, I think we should like rape and pillage and kill and like everybody

But Khan's old enough where people like people forgot. He's like a movie character. Yeah, like fucking John Wayne played Genghis Khan. One of the craziest things. Tape his eyes back for it. I know, that is... No, I made that up. I mean, he definitely said some racist ass shit. I think they did like some makeup. No, I made that up. I mean, he definitely said some racist ass shit. I think they did some makeup.

I was just kidding. If it's true, it would not shock me at all. I think they did do something and then when you said that, I thought they actually taped it. So whether or not... John Wayne, a legendary racist. The most. If you're a racist, aspire

to be John Wayne. I think it was this year where when fucking Godfather, Marlon Brando, won his Oscar for Best Actor, he didn't show up and he had a Native American woman go up there and give a speech about how...

And he punched her in the face, didn't he? No, he tried to. He had to be held back. He had to be held back. He went to physically fight a Native American woman. Just assault a woman who was fucking being like, maybe we should have rights. And he was like, what the fuck is this? Who let the Indian up there? I'm going to give you a knuckle sandwich.

He had to be physically held back from attacking a young woman. That is fucking wild. But that just happened before, you know, back in the day. That's some classic racism and misogyny man hell yeah that's the real shit you think you're you think you're tough andrew wayne or andrew tate you think you think you're about that life why don't you punch a native american while she's on stage at the oscars get back in the kitchen no but but i i hear all these arguments and everything and even if he is a bandwagon Nazi, when you say, like, 2022 Kanye, it's, you know, 2022 asshole.

It's fucking Kanye West. Yeah, I guess. Probably. Can we get Casey Anthony an honorable mention for just coming back to remind us she killed her daughter? Yeah, you know what? That backfired so much that it's biggest asshole in the sense of like, you dumb fucking idiot. You just came back and reminded everyone that you're a baby murderer thinking that you were going to get some, you were going to encourage some favor. But had you forgotten?

No, but I remembered. I'm saying, I think not even forgot, but I think she just thought what she did was tell a whole new generation she's a baby murderer. I think she thought that she was going to be a victim and everyone was like, oh, no, no, you killed your baby. She also didn't see TikTok coming. Half of her shit was... Really? TikTok just fucking

bowled her over? Oh, my God. She had all these lines like, I'm a homebody, all this. And it's videos of her at the clubs, at concerts, going nuts. It is so funny. You always got to see TikTok. All right. Time to get into specifics.

Also, Sam Bankman. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He deserves it, too. All right. Next up, new award, horse of the most different color. I don't know where you're going to go with this. Who is the horse of the most different color? Just like standout weirdo.

Yeah. Yeah. Like what was the biggest, kind of like the biggest twist of the year that you didn't see coming? I mean, everything's going to be pretty biased cause I don't have a memory pass like 72 hours ago. Everything's been pretty recently biased.

Rico's up there. I did not see that coming that coming um i don't know uh what who what's a good one for that what was a total surprise what was the what was an episode where we're like, no fucking way? I mean, Will Smith smacking. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, I think the horse of the most differentest color, it's got to be Will Smith becoming a full blown household

villain the number one you're wrong you fucked up like nobody was on his side bro in this world Johnny Depp coming out on top Johnny Depp the birth of the Me Too 2

was pretty horrible no not the birth because we birthed it probably last year but the fucking popular birth of the Me Too Too was pretty horrible. No, not the birth, because we birthed it probably last year, but the fucking popularization of the Me Too Too movement. Ben Affleck landed J-Lo and getting married. No, see, that I think was destiny. This is just like most shocking. Read a couple more if there's any others. It was Kanye, Depp, The Slap,

something about the Queen and the Crown. Probably her dying. Mastermind of Antihero. Ryan Reynolds has his eyes on the Stanley Cup. I don't know what that is. He wants to buy the Senators. We'll narrow it down. The nominees

for the horse of the most different color award. We'll throw Kanye in there again. for the horse of the most different color award. You've got. We'll throw Kanye in there again. He's going to be nominated multiple times this year. Kanye becoming a Nazi. Will Smith becoming a villain with the slap. Johnny Depp becoming the hero.

And Johnny Depp becoming the first man to defeat the Me Too movement in earnest, deservingly so, and becoming the hero despite pretty much being a raging abusive drunk. Hey, nothing wrong with that. Said John Wayne. Who do you got? The Depp thing always always reminds me of this is like one of my i think this is a drastically underappreciated video that i tweeted once when i tweet this 2018 it's it's a it's a commercial for the the cologne sauvignon whatever it's called okay and it's what johnny depp endorses. And this commercial,

just no one ever taught him how to use a shovel. Bro, look at that video. Watch how he shovels. He's throwing it on his own head. He just dumps it on his head. It is... Bro, this tweet only has 194 retweets

that's fucking hilarious and it's like I mean it's Johnny Depp walking into the desert and just dumping a bunch of fucking sand

on his head and the director was like perfect that cut he fucking nailed it well I'm sure Johnny Depp was like I'm not doing another take

I got sand all over me I'm done with this shoveling thing guys I remember watching that and I was like, I'm not doing another take. I got sand all over me. I'm done with this shoveling thing, guys. I remember watching that, and I was like, wait, what the fuck just happened? Oh, man. That is funny. That's one of the biggest assholes. I'm so rich, I've never used a shovel.

I got rich at such a young age, I don't know what a shovel is. I'll also throw in it doesn't quite fit with the other guys because you know you definitely could have seen this coming but just the the collapse of of crypto and ftx and sbf being yeah being a total like fucking the guy who everyone like heralded as like the you know gonna change the world with crypto ended up just being the biggest criminal the absolute biggest fucking criminal

turns out get rich schemes don't work and they're illegal what the hell i will say uh out of all of those moments i i judge all of these based on what my reaction was in the moment uh the will smith slap had a a reaction that was like i was on a plane i think we come back from vegas where we i was at home you were at home oh yeah i came back from Vegas. Where were we? I was at home. You were at home? Oh yeah, I came back from Vegas after you. I stayed for some time. I was about to go to bed. It was like 11.30. I was like about

to hit the button and I was like, what just happened? I remember my TV wasn't working on my fucking flight. Oh yeah. I bought the internet. It was just Twitter. just twitter was like what the fuck what the fuck what i was like and like even after i saw the video i was like no way that's not gonna happen yeah there's something else yep the the people involved the event that it was at

the way it happened chris rock's reaction uh i mean it was it's one of the all-time like entertainment moments like in history let alone this year. And Will Smith becoming the bad guy, it's like you can't fucking script it. So the horse of the most different color award goes to Will Smith. Yeah, it was because he truly showed himself to be a horse of a different color. He was one of the most beloved actors. Absolutely. Slapping one of the most beloved, like two incredibly beloved entertainers.

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Our first one, Gayest Podcast Award. Gayest Podcast. I think that has to go to us. The gayest podcast of the award comes down to bussing KFC Radio or another. If there's a write-in for another gay podcast that you think deserves to win it. There is. But we're also the most disgusting podcast, and I think I probably have a lot to do with that. What, you're saying that gays can't be disgusting? Kind of, yeah. I think everybody probably have a lot to do with that. Wait, you're saying that gays can't be disgusting? Kind of, yeah.

I think everybody can be disgusting. I think that's... I guess gay guys have more poop involved in their lives than I do. Definitely. There's way more shit going on. Actually, I don't know. You're still really gross. I'm gross, but I don't have a lot of poop involved in my life.

It's a pretty rare thing that I come in contact with poop. First of all, that sentence is outrageous. Like come in contact with it. I think you shit yourself multiple times this year. That's my own poop. That's a different fucking thing. And not this year. This year I've been pretty good.

This year I've been pretty good this year i've been pretty good this year i mean maybe once or twice but like not that many times uh i mean definitely twice maybe a couple more we win poopiest podcast of the year okay fine but uh i mean you know we're obviously joking around here if you make out on stage with your co-host it's you're the gayest show yeah this is the gayest show pat and joey fucking suck tongues on stage together at their live show they've got to get the guys that is super good that's so gay i don't know you guys kissed once on camera and i don't think that video ever came out and i think that's gayer wait wait wait hang on

was it this year that we showed our balls and deep-throated water bottles i got It was at the very end of last year. Because if you include, we showed our balls, we simulated sucking dick together, we kissed at Whistlepig. Oh, yeah. That was this year, yeah. And then we kissed again?

No, we kissed back before Vegas. Vegas is coming up a lot. Oh, we kissed at the airport. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was this year, yeah. And then we kissed again? No, we kissed back before Vegas. Vegas is coming up a lot. Oh, we kissed at the airport. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we're the gayest podcast. I think we're the gayest podcast. They made out once. You guys keep kissing each other.

We've also been married on stage before. Yeah, we got married. Joey and Pat probably haven't seen each other's balls. I think they have. I've seen Joey's dick. I've seen Joey think they have. I've seen Joey's dick. I've seen Joey's whole dick. I've seen Joey cum on his face. That doesn't count.

It doesn't count? Why doesn't it count? Because it's not in person. Oh, I see, I see. If you watch Joey cum on his face in person, that's a horse of a different color. All right, so it's got to go to out and about. We'll give it to out and about. All right.

Next up, employee who stole the most money from Barstool. Oh! Wow. Employee who stole the most money from Barstool. Can I get some nominees? Yeah, Pabst, why don't you give us some nominees?

I previously did not put nominees. This could go a couple of different ways. It could be Keith. No, I'm putting it on. This could go a couple of different ways. It could be Keith. I don't know if I'm going to leave that in or not. I'll decide that later tonight. We will discuss that one for sure. That one?

Okay, so let's, yeah, it's probably that one. It's probably that one. Who probably that one who else could it be though uh i mean mince is on the board the king of the south he did mince mince just wrote our blog in retaliation to us saying he did not work very well um and it's a bad blog. It is not a good blog. Took him three days to write it. It's not very good. Compared to the other blogs up right now though, it's about medium. It's about on par with the rest of the blogs.

All the bloggers I guess would decide to put it on. I'll say this. The person who stole the most money from Barstool this year I probably don't even know they exist yeah you're right there's probably someone on the payroll that were like what yeah 184 words that blog was by the way

184 words 3 days 3 days do we have like a celebrity one that we can pin this on I think is Leonard Fournette. Is Leonard Fournette still working? Are you guys a Leonard Fournette?

Logan Paul. Wait, what? Leonard Fournette. If he works for us still, he's under the blog. Leonard Fournette is a Barstool employee? He's under bloggers. He's written one blog. It was over a year ago.

Leonard Fournette. Yeah, he has a blogger page. What? Yeah. When did that happen? I'd have to imagine he didn't get paid, though. I would agree with that. I think it was probably mostly a joke, but it was two years ago, I think.

I think it was after they had the Super Bowl run. Yeah, wait. Let's just go to the top of this. Let him throw it out there. Yeah. Okay. I don't know who Dope Ropes is, but he hasn't written anything in a year. Dope Ropes?

Yeah. I don't know who that is. It could also be whoever has a blogger page. He used to post pictures. Just go ahead. Yeah, just keep scrolling. I mean, Josh Bray's got to be on there. I don't know who he is. I mean, I know who he is, but I don't know what he does. I'll say this. I'm encouraged going through the list. Just go ahead. Yeah, just keep scrolling. I mean, Josh Bray's got to be on there. I don't know who he is.

I mean, I know who he is, but I don't know what he does. I'll say this. I'm encouraged going through the list. Oh, okay. Tico, Texas. I'm on the list. Okay. I'm encouraged going through the list.

There are more people doing things than I thought. Yeah. All right. So, parcel employee who stole the most money. I mean, I got to go with my number one enemy, Tico Texas. She had a good year, though. We did survive her.

She was throwing hands. She's defending the company. Who could we do that this won't be that much of a problem but still funny? Oh, I don't care. We're leaving all of this. I'm done caring. All right. So I'll do. All right.

The Barstool employee who stole the most money this year. I don't know what the contract is. It was only a fraction of the year. But Pat Beverly's got to be top of the list. I am sure that we gave a professional athlete a fat-ass contract. And let's just say the return on investment I don't think has been there. And, you know. Gets tweeted a lot, though.

Gets tweeted a ton. Because Gaz might set it up. Gaz is like, we should do this podcast. I'll tweet it 7,000 times. Did 100 million impressions. And then, I mean, you you know Rico Bosco you know The traffic on the Verrazano Bridge he doesn't come in He comes in one day a week

And then he ends up trying to shake down the company So you know we know how that ended Yeah probably Yeah So we'll go Mincy, Rico, Pat Bev Mincy, Rico, Pat Bev Yeah No Keith Uh, Mincy, Rico, Pat Bev. Mincy, Rico, Pat Bev? Yeah.

No Keith? I feel like it's disingenuous that I at least throw Keith in the mix here. It is pretty disingenuous. We'll do, we'll do, we'll do a Mount Rushmore and say those four. Okay. Uh, so, all right. All right, putting Doug's on the list. Oh, Doug's got me on the list.

Doug's got me on the list. Doug's got me on the list. Doug's got's on the list? Oh, Doug's got to be on the list. Got to be on the list. Doug's got to be on the list. Doug's got to be on the list. We're honestly assessing things. Here's the deal. I don't like doing this. I'm just doing it because Favs is making us. This is the list.

Dave said it best. Dave was at his wits end being like Tico Texas just shouldn't be at this company anymore and she came in throwing bows fighting intruders along with the security and that probably earned her more money than some people

some other people at this company so Tico by the skin of her teeth she gets off the list Duggs is a fantastic guy. Sometimes you just need those guys at the clubhouse. You need a locker room guy.

And then the Mount Rushmore of stealing is Mincy What was it? Mincy, Rico, Tico. No, Bev. Pat Bev was number one.

Was Tico on the Mount Rushmore? No, Keith. I don't know if Keith works here. Maybe he doesn't belong on this list. So then the Mount Rushmore has got to be K. Marco, Rico, Mincy, and Pat Bev.

Because the Pat Beverly contract's just got to be enormous compared to the other guys. Oh, you add up all the other ones, it's probably a fraction of the Pat Bev deal. I would guess it's a pretty big deal. So if it's the most money, it's got to be Pat Bev. Alright, um, the Did a Good Job Award. Ha ha ha!

What Barstool employee did a good job this year? Barstool Mincy. King of the South, baby. You did a good job. Good job. Good job, Mincy. Happy holidays, bro. The most rehabbed Barstool employee.

The most rehabilitated Barstool employee, Chris Castellani after a week of rehab. I don't think anyone gets it. Rico Bosco. Honestly, it's probably going to just be like... Hey, who's the third? It's... Who had a turnaround this year?

Anybody have a comeback player of the year award? Nobody. Once they disappear, they disappear. I think most rehab remains vacant. We'll go to the next category. We'll go to the next category. We'll go to the next. The least. I like it pointed out that on this very podcast on Monday, I said mental illness is funny. So I'm allowed.

I'm consistent with my message. Clearly, you got to be watching on YouTube, by the way, to see these pictures. But the most rehabbed and the least rehabbed are the same people.

I'm glad I said it's got to remain vacant. It does make sense. And I think this one's a tie. Next up, Barstool Remote Crew Employee of the Year. Kelly in Vegas, Dave Portnoy.

Is that Leonard? Leonard Fournette. I just found out the Leonard Fournette works for us. Absolutely baffling. It's got to be. Well, you know, it's got to be Dave Portnoy. Dave Portnoy evading taxes, making millions and millions for the company. Kelly in Vegas, I think she does pretty well for the company as well.

So if you're going – I think Kelly in Vegas doesn't technically work for us. I don't think so. I think Kelly in Vegas works for Penn Gaming. I don't know if Kelly in Vegas works for Barstool Sports. Oh, interesting. I think her and Megan do, no? I don't – it's one of those things where I don't know where their paychecks come from. I would guess they don't come from

Barcelona. Interesting. So yeah, they're obviously Barcelona boys that come to the parties. Sure. But I would guess that it is Jay something who signs their paycheck. Jay Snowden at Natty Fortnite. Interesting. Okay. It's a guess. I don't fucking know. But I'm going Dark Horses Leonard Furnette because I didn't even know he worked

for us. So the fact that he gave us anything this year is fucking amazing. All right. Employee who has caused the most desk moves. Most desk moves. Well, technically, it's Dan. Because Dan is the one causing the desk moves. Right. So there's been multiple desk moves for multiple people, but the guy at the center

of it is Big Cat. I agree with that. There also is another employee who has banished us to our studio. So I think it's two-two. That's so funny. Dan caused two. I think it's a tie game funny Dan calls two I think it's a tie game Dan calls two

And they call two And then but also If you want to fucking Start counting like that Other people have taken our desks So those are desk moves The only reason my desk Hasn't been taken

I was told this Is because it's too messy It only feels like cleaning it Marty took my desk When he got banished Jersey Jerry I think initially took it and then Marty took it and now I don't know where Marty goes

and I don't know where Rico got moved to but it's more about the causers than the movers so it's a tie it's a tie tie game best bar stool tattoo oh wow tie game tie game alright best bar stool tattoo

oh wow we got Fasoli we've got Rude Boy we've got oh wow Nard Dog

well guess what Erica wins we're doing best tattoo with Erica yeah she got inked up on those arms

it was like whoa but I will say Rude Boy's tattoo is genuinely sick Rudy's awesome because it's a great tattoo, and it's the most organic thing, and it comes from a great new content series that he does with his streams. So Fasoli's just an idiot. Nard Dog is a boss, but Rudy's is born out of the internet

and born out of Barstool Sports and his new content career. So that tattoo has the most meaning behind it. Well, let me fucking add a little wrench in that for you real quick. What if I told you that Britney Spears' face is 16-year-old Britney and they added a fat set of titties to it? Yes, it is. Yes, it is. He did not realize that in the moment that that uh hit me baby one more time

was like child Britney yep 16 and then they added anime titties to it makes it even better in my life makes it even better I mean it's an

unbelievable we must not stop living it's a great Jordan 1's with Britney Spears and a clock unreal best sex podcast

we have Mean Girl, Only Stands, and KFC Radio. This is a two horse race. Mean Girls came out of absolutely nowhere. Mean Girls, they're both the best sex podcast by virgins. I am absolutely

convinced Alex Bennett has never had sex, and she is a married woman. I am absolutely convinced Alex Bennett has never had sex and she is a married woman it is insane Alex Bennett if you've had sex get pregnant Alex Bennett if you've had sex get pregnant challenge yo that is so fucking funny man best sex podcast

every mean girl I love the Mean Girls. I love Glennie. I can't confirm they're all sex-havers. I do genuinely believe they're all sex-havers. I've never seen any of them have sex. But every sex clip that comes out on Mean Girls, I'm like, hang on a second. And don't get me wrong. I'm a goddamn fucking moron when it comes to pussy.

But I'm still like, I acknowledge, I'm like, I guess maybe not. Maybe if you showed a woman a video of me being like, wait, pussies clean themselves? They'd be like, what, is he the dumbest guy alive?

Some of the things that comes out of their mouths are just fucking insane. It's one of those things where it's like, I can't even think of one right now. I know. Because there are too many of them.

It's too hard. I'm sure it was recently posted. But, but, I hope people know this. They went, obviously from, you know from the previous year, zero views. They were a new podcast. To 500 million views on the internet this year.

So you can hate all you want. And that's not including anything from the Barstool main account. That is their own personal accounts and their Mean Girl Pod page. What's their handle? Mean Girl Pod, I think. Mean Girl Pod page. What's their handle? Mean Girl Pod, I think. So those girls put up fucking numbers just by being like, do you put the

dick in or the balls in? And every time it is just like drops a stick of dynamite on the internet. However, at the end of the day, Glennard Balls becoming a borderline sex icon. Oh, this is great. Like, does Alex watch porn? Like she just learned that people have different colored nipples?

Yeah. That was a good one. Yep. Alex, by the way, do you like your haircut? I guarantee Alex has watched like softcore porn and thinks that that's real porn. Like, she watches, like, Skinamax and thinks that that's. Although, I don't know. We also maybe need a category for, like, fucking best sex podcast giving out anal lube and fucking butt plug gifts to not have sex at the same time.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Her and her husband's advent calendar was getting down. It was... It's an advent calendar. It guarantees a trip to hell. No, but come on. Glennie Ball is becoming an icon in the sex community.

Oh, you know what? That's my horse of a different color. I'm revising my original one. Glennie Ball is becoming a sex podcast star is something I don't think anybody has on their bingo card. Glennie's absolutely seen more pussy this year than I have. Definitely.

No question about it. And the top, the best. He's seen the best pussy in the world this year. Can I have a little confession real quick right here Yeah Oh boy I don't know if I want to Oh boy I am scared I don't know if I want to

I've never seen you hesitate like this We've said some shit I know It's not even that bad It's not that bad It's pretty bad. Come on. Close out the year strong.

I'm obviously saying it. I'm just building up some little tension. I'm a showman. I didn't fucking jerk off. That's the preface? I didn't jerk off. I don't think that's ever become before. No, no, off. Are you going to tell me you got hard like Lenny Ball's video? No, no, no.

It's worse. Oh, God. I didn't get hard either, but I was intrigued and looked a lot. Tommy fucking tweeted Hot Tommy, and I was going through her page. It's like, she's just selling butthole and pussy all over the place. Definitely. I looked at Tommy's pussy a lot. I mean, I checked that girl's page, too.

Okay, okay. I mean, all check that girl's page too. Okay. I mean, all she does is show her ass off. So it's like, if she was showing her face a lot, we'd have a problem. But it's like, I don't know. If Tommy had a fucking donk on him,

I'd probably look at that thing too. I've seen Tommy's butthole. I've seen Tommy's pussy. Hairy pussy. Oh, you know, speaking of, Laney Wilson is her name, I think. I don't know who that is. A country singer who just has the fattest ass,

and the whole world just found out about it, and she just wears these bell-bottom pants with just a fat donk, and she's up there just strumming the guitar. And, I mean, she's got a Natasha Bedingfield-type ass. I didn't know Natasha Bedingfield had that. Oh, yeah. No, she's got a don Bedingfield type ass I know Natasha Bedingfield oh yeah TikTok found that one I think either this year or last year she has a fat ass

I think her name is Lainey Wilson and she got a video out she's like I can't go on my TikTok without seeing my fat butt everywhere but like thank you for showing up on my page if you're here because of my butt, that's fine. Go listen to my new album.

But I don't think the country world is ready for ass like that. The last... I'm going Lainey Wilson butt like I'm a 13 year old. Bro, she's got a donk. The last place on earth that still doesn't have ass

is country music. know the last place where there's still no ass look at that ass look at that thing that's the one that's the one yeah yeah and people thought that was photoshopped and i saw people be like nope look at this is the original picture like fat donk yeah laney wilson's got an ass on it that girl who else in country has fat ass i mean like i i don't know about fat, but I'm sure Carrie Underwood's got a great ass. I've seen her legs. She's like a pop star. This girl's like a country star.

She's on Yellowstone. She just made a guest appearance on that. That's how I fucking know Yellowstone jumped the shark. Oh, because they had these. They had her and they had fucking Zach Bryan on. And that's like season seven Thrones started doing that bullshit. It's like, we'll have fucking Ed Sheeran and Conor McGregor and Noah Synder Zach Bryan on. And that's like season seven Thrones started doing that bullshit. Yeah, you start to get the celebrities. It's like, we'll have fucking Ed Sheeran and Conor McGregor

and Noah Syndergaard on. Who fucking cares? That's like, you know your show's suffering when you start bringing in the celebrities. That is very true. All right, Glennie Balls wins it, though. And by suffering, I mean, it's like the most watched show on TV.

Sure, sure. I mean, suffering like it's not as good as it used to be. The content, yeah. Just two more. Barstool Rookie of the Year. Rookie of the Year. Rookie of the of the year i mean it's mean girls for me yeah it's gotta be mean girls right who are some other rookies they uh if it wasn't for that

daniel bernstein chick just being a fucking bitch honestly just a quick maybe maybe i can just do like uh barstool hypocrisy of the year we got a company-wide email saying don't be mean to hannah cook and then we let rico fucking commit federal crimes federal crimes dave so that's mean girl behavior and birthed a fucking powerhouse podcast uh we also uh i don't know if this is this is very like publicly known we also once got an email saying don't make fun of canada that was different that was a little bit i get it but it is funny to be like you can't make fun of canada but you can't commit federal crimes you've got mean girls danny josh prey danny jackal jackal okay joshy. You've got Caroline.

You've got John Rich. You've got Pat Bev. All of Barstool. Idol. I like John Rich. I like Clemmer. I like all these people.

But Mean Girls is a legitimate powerhouse podcast now. Alright, last one in-house award jacked up moment of the year all right we've got jackey survivor we've got jackie la meaning the trip up the mountain and the honker and the honk the the dragon. We've got... Jackie Santa Claus. Jackie Secret Santa. We've got... Fyndom. Jackie Fyndom. I mean, was Jackie trying to read that one time?

Jackie... Jackie Homeless Guy. No, I don't think it is. Bro, Jackie saw a dude... Oh, Jackie Nosejob? Jackie Nosejob is it. Jackie Nosejob was a whole line of contact for two weeks. But, dude, Jackie saw a man painting his fucking shoes with nail polish and was like, come on in.

In the office. I do love, just, this is not the winner, but I do wish, I kind of want my pick to be the one time Jackie tried to read is a pretty funny one. That reads pretty funny. Bean Girl was this year? That was last year. Last year, okay. When she deleted all of Answer the Internet off the server. I was like the Dagger of Theorem that one time. Just constantly

spilling things. Jackie Spills. No, but this is the year of her nose job. Jackie Nose Job is it. Her worst... Ben Franklin was this year. Because we did that in Philly. It was right after. Oh, yeah, yeah.

She thought she was... Ben Franklin was crazy. Oh, the TikTok Jackie drunk. This is... Is this a Jackie highlight reel for the year? Well, I made this for her birthday, if you guys want to watch it. This is... I mean, if this is all one year, this is all...

Jackie Resolutions. Jackie Resolutions is right up there. That was really fucking funny. I also kind of want to be pinned as Bean Girl. Like, I don't... Everybody's, like, tagging me in Bean stuff. I want to be done. You don't want to be Bean Girl.

Hi, hi, hi. Fuck. Yeah, no, you got it. No, no, no, I haven't. No, you're combining them. Hi, hi. This shock, I just know that this whole side of me is a little more amazing compared to this one. Ever since the shock, it's the one that is hard sometimes.

You've got to let your feet drink. I've had bad... I've stopped doing a lot of bars and going home. I literally know where they're like, Jack... Fuck the cow. The, she fucked a cow. The rumor about her fucking a cow. Yes. Also want to,

that'd be funny, autographs. Street fights, drugs, and all that was very funny. Dude, what was, I forget,

her, her New Year's resolution this year was so good. Her what? Her New Year's resolution this year was so good. Oh, yeah. Fuck, she had a couple of them.

She had one in particular that was fucking really good. Wait, wait. Oh, it was going on the beach and trying to find trash. No, that was one. That was good. That was Metal Detector. It wasn't that one? No, it was fucking.

Better than Metal Detector? Yeah. Wow. Fuck, what? Oh, it was Jell-O. More Jell-O? Nope. That was a great one, too.

We listed off like 15 things. I mean, any of these are worthy, but to me, it's the year of the nose job. Yeah. That revelation was like her on the phone through her surgery and everything. It dominated our show for like four, five, six episodes. Yeah. I think the year also started off when she got her lips done at the beginning of the year.

Oh, I didn't think anybody noticed. Yeah, that was great, too. I said probably the meanest thing. I was like, it looked like you got punched in the mouth. Of course I noticed. Yeah, I mean, that was crazy that she thought she was going to get away with that. Let us know any write-in questions you want for the 2022 KFC Radio Awards. We'll take some fan submissions as well,

and we can answer them on social media. But thanks to all the fans who listened and everybody who called in everybody who helped out creating Who's the Biggest Asshole, everybody who bought a ticket this year, everybody who bought merch this year it was our biggest year ever

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