KFC Radio - We Go Through KFC and Feits' Top Moments at Barstool - Full Episode

Episode Date: December 19, 2024

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Promo code required for $2 non-withdrawable credit. Prize amount may differ at time of drawings. Terms jackpocket.com slash TOS slash free-ticket-promo slash. It's another edition of KFC Radio on the Barstool Sports Network. Last episode of 2024. We're heading into our week off, our usual winter week where we all take a vacation. So this is it for 24. 25 will be year number 13 for the podcast.

What month did you guys start in? Do you know? June. June. June. I was going to you guys start in? Do you know? June. June 10th. I was going to say that's a crazy question. June 2012. Okay. I believe it's June 10th. June 10th?

If I were to take a guess, I think it's June 10th. Yeah, that sounds familiar. 6-10-12 was the day that this show began. It's kind of crazy we're still going. It's a long time. It's a long fucking time. So, yeah, on to 2025 and now so year 13 and year beat wilkinson 16 for the year 16 for the whole thing for me and year 13 for the podcast damn 16 you know you're pushing 20 obviously like 20 years somewhere

is fucking nuts first of all just because that means you're old enough to have been somewhere for 20 straight years. And also because nobody stays anywhere. I thought that with all my other friends. They're like, I've had like seven jobs. I've never had no job. This one doesn't even count. I mean, hopefully, we could do it forever.

You could have made up for seven colleges. Yeah, yeah. I got all my... This is why you didn't graduate college. This is why you didn't graduate college. I'm not going to get it. I'm just now... You're just snapped.

Now you're just... You sowed your wild oats? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did all that. I did all that early. And now I'm like, whatever happens, happens. It's good. Yeah, I mean... Sorry, I keep cutting you off. I keep cutting you off Can we real quick address the time?

Yeah Jackie, 2-0 It's 12.30, 12.45 12.45, changed from 11.30 To 1.30 Down to 12.30 So that counts as like three changes in my mind That's never happened

That's never happened As That's never happened. As soon as you started this thing, it happened twice. I know. That happens all the time. I think it happens a lot more than you realize. I guess. There was a stretch of like 1130 tomorrow, and I was just like, yeah, we recorded 1130. And I get it.

Look, it's starting to look like I'm wrong. I still believe in the data. I still believe in my predictions. I'm sticking with it. But there's a chance i'm nate silver in 2016 like the model didn't work i don't know what the fuck happened exit polls so uh yeah we'll go we'll go another another year in the books and we'll keep it rolling uh you guys can't really like call it another year until june you that's actually like six more months yeah yeah

this is our half birthday half birthday yeah right so i guess it's only been 12 and a half years or whatever you guys should have um 12 and a half dumplings or um i missed this a couple weeks ago i don't know how i did rex ryan just talking about his foot fetish really was awesome i feel like he did that on pmt yeah yeah somebody somebody had mentioned that i i didn't see that and and then i saw him uh on the pivot with ryan clark and uh channing crowder first of all rex ryan's veneers are not so they nuts they are straight up piano keys they are glistening white um and the way he said it like he was when he was just like yeah i'm gonna look at those feet and he finished off being like if you know if a girl has hot feet i'm looking uh and i just you know again we've been doing the podcast as long as as we have and and i i forget sometimes

that people don't know like the full stories or the full the or appreciate full stories like do you even know the story do you know about this rex ryan and this foot fetish no do you know rex ryan is yeah no so rex ryan rex ryan is a jets quarterback uh jets coach okay um i did think that and be my guess. And he started when I started at Barstool. So all of a sudden the Jets had this new, fat, bombastic, cocky, funny, crazy coach. And his dad coached and his twin brother coached. So the Ryans are kind of like an NFL, not royalty, but like a bloodline.

I would say. Yeah, I think so. Royalty. I mean, Buddy Ryan was like. Yeah, he was a big deal. He was the Houston Oilers defensive coach, coordinator. Yeah, yeah. Right?

Either way, he was a big deal. I'll give him the royalty tag. Right. And the Jets were bad before he came. The Jets are always bad. But, yes, they were bad. But when he came, there was like one little blip on the radar from 2009, 2010. They made it to the AFC Championship game playing into the – to get into the Super Bowl.

And he was the man. Like they did Hard Knocks, which was like the HBO documentary series where they go behind the scenes of the team. And like right away, he's this big fat guy. Like he gave this big speech, this rah-rah speech in training camp. And at the end of it, he was like, now let's go to eat a goddamn snack. And like, everybody loved it. Rex Ryan snacks. He was like doing press conferences,

like wearing wigs and dressing up and just being like, for me, it was like, Oh my God, I'm starting my career here. And now all of a sudden I have like the most talked about football coach in the world. Like it was amazing.

And they were playing well. And then I think it was 10, 2010. Yeah, this was his big speech. He actually wasn't that fat there. I feel like he put on weight. Slap me. That's what I want to see tomorrow. Do we understand what the fuck I want to see tomorrow?

Let's go eat a damn snack. And so all of a sudden this foot fetish video leaked of Rex Ryan and it's his wife sitting like this with her feet up sticking out the window.

Google this too because that's still around to you. That's just on fucking YouTube. I mean, nothing, you know,

nothing. Do people with a foot fetish? Is it like the feet have to be actively involved in like, oh, it's everything, baby. I mean, nothing, you know, nothing. Do people with a foot fetish, is it like the feet have to be actively involved in like. Oh, it's everything, baby. You know, it's people want it all. So this like they made like their own little porno because they're she's like acting. He's like rubbing her feet, being like, like, oh, you got the softest feet. And she's like, yeah, I've been told that before.

And he's like, they're just so soft. And he's kind of like tickling her toes and shit. And it was like it had a Daily News watermark on it, the video I saw yesterday. And it was just like the New York Jets head coach, like, fucks his wife's feet. Like an NFL head coach's, coaches, sexual preferences being put out. And they were – I feel like foot fetish is more common now.

Like at that time, it was like – He was groundbreaking. We still like unnecessarily – I'm not even a foot fetish guy, but I'll stand up for him. It's just like why do we crush foot fetish guys? Like, oh, I like legs. I like tits. I like ass Well I like feet

Freak You fucking freak He says that In the podcast A couple weeks ago He's like some guys are boob guys Some guys are leg guys Some guys are

He was about to say ass guys And he was like Some guys are You know I'm a foot guy He does seem like Pretty like low stakes Like nothing bad

Too nefarious Well that's why I think people make fun of it Is like it's weird enough That we don't know what it is But you're not like you know talking about like fucking little kids or something like that well but like but that's this is just a fetish right right i i think more apt is like bdsm that's way weirder than feed stuff we give them a pass but like i like to tie people up and dump oil on them.

Oh, all right. That's pretty interesting. I'll try that one day. Someone's like, I like to suck a toe. You're like, all right, pervert. Get out of here, freak. I mean, look at this. This poor woman. This is like the beginning of a porno where they're doing a little acting.

And I'm sure the part we didn't see is him jerking off on her feet. So this is a bad look for the jets at this point honestly it was very funny because i remember being like it was a moment where i realized the rex ryan foot fetish thing was a moment where i realized that barstool will like like never lose because dave put out a shirt that said getting beat licking feet and we put out a shirt that said something positive i can't remember what our shirt was but it was like we were embracing it being like hell yeah our fucking coach is ridiculous he like fucks his feet like let's go. And then the Patriots fans were like, this guy's a joke. Like, he's, you know what I mean?

But it was like, money's rolling in either way. You know what I mean? I was like, oh, wow, this is, I can really understand the power of this thing now. What was ours? I don't remember. It was like, I think we said, pretty neat looking feet. I remember the let's go eat a goddamn snack one. That one was huge. I remember the Let's Go Eat a Goddamn Snack one. That one was huge. I remember it just had two feet on it.

Yeah. But I forget what exactly the shirt was. Yeah. The Snack shirt was – the Snack shirt like not saved like Barstow, New York because Dave was like going to invest in it no matter what. But he – like for the time i think we probably made like 50 grand on those shirts and like it was like barstool new york like broke even yeah like it was worth the investment you know so that the the snack shirt

was a big one um and then uh and then the i don't even think the foot fetish one was a big seller surprise surprise but it was just nuts that like the head coach of the New York Jets. And he was just like, you know. And then Wes Welker. That was much later, though. I don't even think it was the same season. The press conference? No.

I definitely could be wrong. Do Wes Welker foot, Rex Ryan foot press conference? I wanted to He did a conference where he made all these comments that were foot jokes

like foot puns Let's listen to this I haven't heard So no this was the same year And everybody's putting their best foot forward

and you can't just stick your toe in the water you know you gotta jump right in you know you get your foot up in the air and you want to go

out there and just put your best foot forward so he's a great player he's got great feet I think he's very patient you know he's good He keeps going! And he got suspended. I think he got benched the first drive. Maybe the first half. I thought he got – was it – I thought – because I thought somebody – people were saying like I think they lost the game

and it like had playoff implications and then the – I think it was the – I think it was the AFC championship. That's why it wasn't like an immediate – it was the same year, but it wasn't like the next press conference. Yeah, later. It was much later. I think it was before theFC championship. It was the same year, but it wasn't the next press conference. It was much later. I think it was before the AFC Divisional. I think they lost it to the Ravens that year. Oh, I thought it was before they played the Jets he did it. I forget.

He was definitely disciplined. He didn't miss the whole game. It was against the Jets. It was against the Jets. And that was the one they lost? Because I saw people being like, and Wes Welker got suspended over this, which actually led to the Patriots, like, you could argue that, like, maybe Brady would have another ring if this didn't happen.

I think, like, that's a stretch of an argument. I think he was benched for, like, a drive. And that went in. Okay. And they lost. But that is – I don't think that's necessary no i don't think anybody would have been like bill belichick used to discipline you know what i mean i think it was more him sending a message to the rest of his team like we don't fucking talk bulletin board material

we don't give bulletin board to the other players sure that makes sense but at that point wes was like his guy right i don't i don't think wes was ever anyone's guy really i don't i don't i remember being like fuck wes welker i only know obviously him and brady were. Really? I don't. I remember being like, fuck Wes Welker. I only know, obviously him and Brady were friends, but like, I don't. No, that's not even Brady's guy. Oh, I think he meant Belichick's. No, no, no. But yeah, yeah, yeah. His number one receiver. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I remember there's a clip of like, Belichick talking to Welker on Edelman's like, first game and Edelman like, ran a punt back and welker like kind of maybe it might have been preseason and welk at belichick kind of says to welker like half jokingly he's like you know who uh what's his name fucking first baseman uh wally pip he's like you know wally pip is and welker was like i have no idea and he's like you better learn

he tells him a story about it yeah i think they always had a bit of a thing. That's why Edelman and Welker obviously always had a bit of a thing. Yeah. But I don't know how beloved Welker was in the locker room. He doesn't come around much often anymore. Can you find the exact suspension? What was it? Wes Welker just do like, you know.

Yeah. What was. So will not be in the starting lineup. Took the field for a punt return, then went to the sideline, stayed there throughout the first offensive possession, he was back on the field. Yeah,

so he got suspended for a drive. But this was also the year that they lost to the Giants in 2011, so it wouldn't have mattered. I mean, I don't think this was like a playoff game or anything like that. This was just a regular, this was just a regular. Got it.

Yeah. Well, yeah, but January, that article's on January 16th. That's not playoff game or anything like this was just a regular race just a regular got it yeah well yeah but january that that article's from january 16th that's not playoff time yet no that's afc division yeah yeah so so so they lost the 2011 super bowl but that's in february yeah right so man i i think back on this too like like barcel York was so new that the Jets beating the Patriots was fun. There was a lot of shit talk. But if that happened five years in, you know what I mean?

Where the Patriots were just dominating and the Jets were a joke. And all of a sudden, Mark Sanchez and the Jets beat the Patriots in the playoffs. Ugh. At home. Ugh. Man, it would have been insane but anyway it's just like the times man are just so crazy that it was just because it was a big deal but it wasn't like a i don't know it's just like okay we're all talking about it we're reporting on it we're joking about it it

wasn't there was no think pieces there was no one saying you know like we shouldn't be doing this or i bet there were. Maybe there were, but they were not, like, popular or, like, it was not, like, a big. I bet there were. It was like, everyone's making fun of this. Yeah. You know? That was back when, like, Deadspin was probably still just being like, Rex Bryant's a pervert. Yeah.

And being, you know, writing some sort of exposés on it. Were the Patriots good when Barstool started? Yes. Yeah, but they were in the middle of good when Barstool started? Yes. Yeah, but they were in the middle of a drought. A championship drought. Yeah. I think Barstool started in 2004 or 2006. Yeah. 2006 would have been two years after.

Right. It was like the newspaper and then transitioning into the blog. They were still winning. By the time we started and the whole network started, they didn't win one again until 2015. So there was like a...

It's so crazy how you guys remember all these statistics. I actually don't understand it and all the players and everything. You know what's funny though is I have...

My ability to do that is now gone. Yeah. I can't even remember stuff from the Mets last year. Your brain has a prime where it's remembering all these things and i can bring up all these moments but if you ask me anything like before that or after that it's like they got nothing but that's not true because like i hear you and like it's it sounds just like a

like the the butt fumble game I don't know. It's just like, oh, my God. It was crazy, though. And then the craziest thing of all was Rex getting that Mark Sanchez tattoo. Remember? Oh, yeah. Wasn't there also a tattoo of his wife and Mark Sanchez? It was like his wife wearing. A Mark Sanchez jersey.

His wife, his own wife tattooed on him wearing a Mark Sanchez jersey naked. I forgot about this. What? One of the weirdest tattoos ever. Not in like a spot you wouldn't notice either. No, it's like primo. Particularly on Rex Ryan's arm. I imagine it's pretty fucking huge.

Yeah. A bicep tattoo on Rex Ryan's arm is a big tattoo. Big fucking deal and like mark sanchez went on to like stink and there was like accusations of some underage stuff and he was you know what i mean that stuff didn't stick because you want to know how i know that he's calling patriots games i actually have been taking pictures straight up had a girlfriend i think it was 17 years old when uh when i was this this year i've been obviously watching the Pats and it was like

I don't want to throw my man on the bus here but like what? but like all of the announcers for Pats games I'm like I've never even heard of these people I didn't know they existed well that's I think part of getting old as well as but I think it's more like now they're getting the 15

where they used to get Al Michaels they used to get Chris Collinsworth and fucking Jim Nantz. I see what you mean. I'm like, I don't even know who. I've never even heard these names before. I don't know how he. They were just like, he was 24, she was 17, but it's all good. I was like, what?

I don't get that. I don't know why that was okay. Then he ate the hot dog on the sideline. Good times. Great era. It was good times, great oldies. It really was. You can't say hot dog on the sideline good times great era it was good times great oldies it really was

you can't say that right after the underage what are you guys doing for break oh wait that's what it was it was false whatever what's up

what are you guys doing for break are you going home going home that's my thing these days I guess going back to sunny that is a like, human thing that we do. Like, um, yeah.

Is it warm where you live? Right now? Are you North Cal or South Cal? Both. Well, both. But mostly North Cal. And it's warm now or no? Yeah, it's like, it's warmer South Cal.

But, like, it's fine. And then I'm going to Tahoe. I'm going to go ski. Oh. And... Are you a skier? Yeah. Like, you know what you're doing up there?

Like, I could... What mountain would you, you know, blue this, black that? Like, I'll do blacks, but I don't do it elegantly. Nope. Don't do that. Don't do that. We're clipping that one. Don't you dare edit that.

You set me up for that. I did not. You really didn't. I didn't. You said it.. Don't do that. We're clipping that one. Don't you dare edit that. You set me up for that. I did not. You really didn't. I didn't. You said it. I was like, oh. I can ski down Black Diamond. Black Diamond.

Just say the second word. Yeah. Just use the full what it's called. You know what is so crazy? The Clancy family used to go skiing together. Really? How crazy is that? Were you good?

No. But I don't think I ever did a black diamond or anything like that. I was probably in middle school, probably sixth, seventh, eighth grade. But my mom was still, like, able to. My dad, like, we would go as a family. And now, like, you know, my mom can't walk, and my dad's old, and I'm probably the last one. My mom probably could ski before I could, you know? But, like, it's just funny.

Somebody asked me the other day, and I was like, yeah, like, the whole family used to go and they were like you what your family used to ski and every time i did it i was like this is not worth it like i didn't like it like it's such a production gotta put it all on and carry the gear and you're going up and you're going down and you're hot but you're cold and you're falling you're hurt and then you get like a couple good runs you're like that was pretty cool that's how i feel like skiing is same thing with with sledding we used to have this monster sled when i lived in pennsylvania it was in valley forge valley forge park and it was like i i would argue the best hill in the country for sledding like i just can't imagine a better hill than this it was perfectly the right size big enough that you go

fast not too crazy and like but we would just walk up that fucking hill like a thousand times now i'd be like my kids want to do that i'd be like oh dad'll be watching at the bottom my mom used to be right there with us like sliding down with us like god damn no way my plan last year was really to be ski bum for this one oh yeah what the fuck we were gonna do that we're gonna go to the top for like a month and do content. Yeah. Didn't do it. We can do a week. Can we do a week? Yeah.

Okay. Let's do a week. I'm going for, I'm going all the time. I'm in the middle of nowhere. For the break? Where are you going? I got a house. In Vermont. Going skiing? I got a house for the winter. It going to say. In the middle. In Vermont. Vermont. Going skiing?

I got a house for the winter. It just started, but I have it for the rest of winter. Oh, you already have it? Yeah. Well, technically, I haven't been yet. I'm going tomorrow for the first time. But yeah, we can do a week up there. We can do.

I want to say right now, I look really nerdy when I ski. Like, just all the gear. That's kind of one of the first times we ever like worked together i mean you like like yeah you worked here and i got but like i don't really remember we didn't really talk that much you went skiing oh we went skiing because i was the only one that was like a year ago no that was like 2020 that was going into 2022 you were doing content we were doing so we were all up there it wasn't was it 2022 You were doing content? We were all up there Was it Whistlepig? We were doing Whistlepig

And then we were like Let's get some ski content in Jackie and Nick couldn't ski No I could ski I literally said I remember being like By the way I can ski And you guys were like

Could you ski backwards With a camera in your hand though? That's what you said Exactly that I'm like I'll go fuck myself And sit this one out That's pretty hard

I wasn't doing it great but I was I'm not gonna I'm not gonna give you like I'm not gonna be like Jackie sucks at skiing because she can't go backwards and film people

that's a pretty you're good at skiing because if you're not doing like plies on the mountain and like doing actual flips you're gonna be flying off of all the jumps

I don't wanna hear it from you yeah alright so so you gotta but you gotta like go do like you know you gotta be like you gotta like live the ski bump i know well so my plan was like bartend yeah oh oh i didn't realize that yeah yeah yeah so i can try and like get a job for a week you can't there's there's nothing around yeah really wait so why why did you pick this place? Because there's nothing around.

That's so true. That's so true. There's like, I think there's like... You reach a point where like, usually those houses, summer houses, winter houses, you want to be like, I want to be at the Pickle Barrel. I want to be at the this. I want to be like downtown. And then it flips. You're like, I don't want to see another human.

It's near, it's in South Londonderry, Vermont. So it's near. That sounds made up. That sounds like someone's like, we're going to South Londonderry. Wait, South London comma Derry? No, South Londonderry is one word. But Magic Mountain, which is a mountain I've never even heard of, is like the mountain that it's on. And then Stratton, which is a bigger mountain and does have stuff near it, is like 10 minutes away.

Is skiing good this year? The woman who owns the house I'm renting said there's already a foot on the ground and it's snowing right now. And I was like, fuck, yeah. It does feel a little bit colder. It feels like a regular winter. It's pretty cold. Yeah. Last winter was like a spring. Okay, so I've been thinking, I'm like, it's not even getting cold yet.

I don't know why I so easily agreed. I've worn like some spring jackets every day. I feel like last year was like. It's a cool sweater, by the way. Thank you. It's like 10 years old. I just found it, and I was like, you know what? It kind of rocks with today.

I like it. Thanks. But yeah, I actually also had to turn all the heat off in my house because in my apartment, it was a sauna. Well, that's never – I had all the windows open. I was like, I got to just turn it off. I don't know what to do.

It could be an Arctic – what's it called? A deep freeze? What's that called? It's called a polar vortex in New York and your apartments will be hot. You live in New York City. What's the famous quote? The Mark Twain one? The hottest summer I ever lived through was a New York winter.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dispeckable. Do you think that, maybe that's your, like, resolutions, just figuring it out. Just one simple resolution. Did you ever tell the story on the air? Which one? Of the guy who. Oh, the.

I don't think you did. No, the, whatever the guy's, what do you call that person? No, it wasn't super. It's just someone who handles I guess HVAC kind of but he's not HVAC. Whatever. Some guy who knows how to do man stuff

came to my apartment and he was messing with the pipes and stuff and he's like, thanks for finally letting me in. Fucking guy who lived here the last three years and never let me in. I was like, what do you mean? He's like,

first time I'm able to turn the heat on in this place. I was like, oh, I haven't had to eat in three years? Whoops. I pretended I didn't though. I was like, that do you mean? He's like, first time I'm able to turn the heat on in this place. I was like, oh, I haven't had to eat in three years? Whoops. I pretended I didn't, though. I was like, that guy was an asshole. This guy came once a year, every year, to try to turn John's heat on.

John never answered. But, like, why would I buzz a random person into my apartment? No, I agree with that. But the funnier part is just that you just didn't have heat for three years. You didn't realize it. It was better than what was currently happening. Yeah. I was like, I wish I could get this heat the fuck out of here.

One room, one apartment in a building needs heat like the rest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's all you need in New York. It's disgusting. I'm going to go to probably Jackson Hole. Oh, I was getting skiing in. No, no. I'm going for my dad my dad turned 70 the other day and he's always wanted to go so we're gonna go on a trip with him um but it's funny

because i was thinking i was like we've you know classic like dad shit we've never done anything big for him you know especially shay's birthday is one day before his so if we if there ever was a chance we were gonna make it a big deal when she came along, no. We did her birthday the other day, and it was like, and here you go, Dad. It was literally a book. It was just another book about the Kennedys, which we have gotten him like a thousand times before.

But this year's 70. So we – and he's always wanted to go to Yellowstone. So I was like, let's do it. And in my mind, I was like, we're going to go big. Like I said, this is probably 25 years worth of ignoring birthdays, you know? So let's go.

I'll rent like a fucking, I'll rent the Dutton ranch. You know what I mean? Like I'll really ball out for this. You deserve it. And, um, and my mom's like,

no, just get a hotel. And I was like, what do you mean? And she's like, he just wants to drink hotel. And I was like, what do you mean? She's like, he just wants to drink at a hotel bar and go to bed at like 8 o'clock. It's a holiday inn down the street. No, that's what's funny.

He wants to see the park or some of the sites, do a tour, and then drink at a hotel bar without my mom bothering him and be able to go to sleep. So I'm like, all right. What the man wants, the man wants. Have you ever been to a national park? No.

That was my first one this year. They're pretty sick. Yeah. But so a lot of the overwhelming response I got was don't go to Yellowstone. Go to Jackson Hole and the Tetons. Tetons? I don't know how to say that. T-E-T-O-N-S?

I think Tetons, but I'm not positive. So for whatever reason, everyone was like, that's better than... A lot of people on Twitter, like, overwhelming response was Jackson Hole and the Tetons are better than Yellowstone. To me, it's all... To me, it's all gonna be, you know, amazing,

because it's like... The worst version of, like, Montana, Wyoming, all that shit is gonna be breathtaking to us. So I don't know, whatever. But, you know, like somebody was like giving me advice on like where to hike and shit like that. And they were like, do like this mountain and like,

however, according to like how much your dad can handle. And I was like, it's not him we're worried about. My dad could probably handle a lot more fucking hiking than I can. We did that. We were hiking and i forget what park we're in colorado what's the one in denver couldn't tell you it's like when we say it you'll know it oh it's like oh yeah i know of that national park um rocky mountain national park okay but the it was like. But it was like me, Nate, one of my buddies, and it was like the Bargatze thing where it was just like some old woman's coming down, and we were like, do you start to get a view up there?

Because it was just all trees. You couldn't see anything. And she was like, yeah, up around that corner is a great view. And we walked for like 20 more minutes and couldn't find a corner. And I was like, I don't know where this lady is. Let's turn around. This is fucking nuts. It's really hard.

Yeah. It's really, really hard. That's why I'm looking for like the extreme glamping where it's like, is there something where like, you know, we get on a four-wheeler and like, you know, a trailer that brings us to the top and then we look because that's what I want. I mean, that looks like a fucking painting. It's a real picture. That's crazy. That, I'm excited.

But then he also hits me up and he's like, hey, there's also like a cruise to the Bahamas that's like all inclusive. I'm like, dude,

do you want to just drink? We don't have to go anywhere. I can get a few 30s of Bush Light and we can sit in my house. Okay? Like, we don't have to do any of this.

So, is it still up in the air or are you definitely doing it? I want to, I mean, it's up to him. Okay? Like, we don't have to do any of this. So, is it still up in the air or are you definitely doing the other stuff? I want to, I mean, it's up to, I'm like,

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Around fat people Have you guys been on a cruise? Yeah Have you guys been on a cruise? I went on a cruise With my family High school Okay

Because I remember smoking weed With a stranger In the Bahamas Which was so reckless So we went to We This was You know when you stop

In the Bahamas for like a day And so me and my brother went Just like Trash Like it's me and my brother went just like trash. Like it's one day and we went looking for weed. And we bought garbage, literally. I don't mean like bad weed. I mean literal garbage from a guy. He, you know, we gave him like 50 bucks, 100 bucks, whatever it was.

And he hands us the sack. And like so I open up the plastic bag and then open up a paper bag and then another plastic bag. And I just kept going. And it was just garbage wrapped in garbage. And they were like, I mean, what am I going to do? It's the perfect crime. I'm trying to buy illegal drugs and I'm a tourist in the Bahamas. I can't do anything to that guy.

He just took, you know, 50 or 100 bucks off me. And then we went like that night. We went into like crazy that my parents were letting us do this because I think I was like 15. I guess we're guys. So you don't have to worry about, you know, getting kidnapped and shit. But we were in like a, you know, a shitty like local Bahamian probably like discotheque, you know. There was just a guy smoking a blunt. You want some?

I was like, yeah, sure. What am I doing? I'm a sophomore in high school. What is going on? That was my only cruise experience though. I feel like they have since. I mean, I know a sophomore in high school. What is going on? That was my only cruise experience, though. I feel like they have since. I mean, I know cruises are like hot trash, but I do feel like if you do like the real ones, they're pretty nice. I think any warm weather cruise is trash.

And I hear cold weather cruises are nice. I'm not going on one. Like an Alaskan cruise or something? Yeah, Alaska. Well, I think that's just because I think everything else Is still trash It's just that There's a view And there's something

You know what I mean Yeah It's like that Ritz Carlton cruise That I'm curious about But other than that I think some of those are It's just gonna be so many fat people It's always gonna be fat people

But they're like Yeah It was I mean the only cruise I've ever been on Is a Bud Light one What are you above fat people At a pool yeah

At a pool Yeah You know what I mean? If I'm around shirtless people for five days straight, I don't want everyone to be grotesque. Yeah, because they call this a super yacht. That's marketing and branding, but it feels different. But like this Ritz Carlton one, these people are rich.

They're keeping it tight. They're keeping it tight. Probably got personal trainers and stuff. That's 200 guests 200 guests that's 300 guests that's not a lot i think it's like a crazy amount of money but it's also too like also you end up fucking i'm i'm not against meeting people on vacation but like tied to them you're tied to them right like at the pool like if we bump into someone at a bar and strike up a good conversation like you want to grab dinner tonight i'm fine with that yeah but you're gonna see them. Right? At the pool. If we bump into someone at a bar and strike up a good conversation, you're like, do you want to grab dinner tonight? I'm fine with that.

Yeah. But I got to see you again tomorrow, and I got to see you again the next day. I'm not on vacation to find new friends. Right, right. I also feel like people do these things like – I feel like it's a lot of like swingers and like weird – Yeah, yeah, yeah. People who want to be –

I want to see those people every day because we're, like, doing weird shit, you know? So if you're, like, a normal person, it's, like. Yeah, I feel like also, like, cabin fever eventually gets to you. Like, if you don't start a swinger, you definitely come out. By night six, you're like, oh, fuck them, whatever. Have you ever seen the difference between modern cruises and the Titanic? Yeah. It's insane.

Titanic is, like, a fucking. It's, like, a little baby boat yeah like it is do like yeah do like queen mary versus uh the titanic it's look at that that's nuts that is the titanic is like just a boat these and as always i don't care what what scientific words you throw at me i will just never understand how cruises float. Water displacement, surface tension, yada, yada, yada. That thing weighs... Guess how much a cruise weighs.

I can't even. I couldn't even. You could tell me it's like 100,000 pounds. You could tell me it's like 100 million pounds. I honestly, I bet I will not understand when it tells you twenty two hundred thousand gross tons i don't know what that means two hundred uh gross ton i think is two thousand pounds so that's two hundred thousand two thousand pounds yeah like like it's so big they measure it in gt what the fuck is that dude just tell me how many pounds it is yeah how how are they saying a float again

it's like you know the the the bottom is like shaped like that and it like cuts through the water and then it like these are like they always yeah it's less dense than the water i don't but what does that happen you know what i mean it's the same thing with planes people go oh it's lift you know the air lifts like, you're just saying words that you've heard before. How does this fucking work? Yeah, but, like, a scientist could explain it to us. Yeah, probably. But they would probably just say things like density.

It's like, fuck, what? That's also, like, what the fuck is an enzyme? When people say that, like, what really? They're like, oh, it has good enzymes for you. Like, what is an enzyme, though? Do you know what I mean? Like, there's certain things when you explain something that it's like i don't question it when you say fancy words like that but then when you really think about it like what does that actually mean protein that speeds up a chemical reaction in the body by acting a by a lot

as a biological yeah i was gonna say i i think of enzymes as it breaks down food i think it breaks it down yeah okay all right. All right. There you go. Did you see, there was a flat earther who, he was like, there is no such thing as 24 hours of light.

Like, that is not real. Earth is flat. There's no places where the sun will be out all day. And some guy, I don't know

if he's a scientist or proving flat earthers wrong or whatever. He was like, do you want to go to Antarctica or wherever the fuck it is that happens? And the guy made a video and he was like, he clicks it on. He's like, sometimes in life, you're wrong. I was wrong.

I didn't think there was 24 hours of light. I came here. There's 24 hours of light. The flat earth is like one I truly truly do not understand it's like the most easily disprovable thing in the history of the world like like even you know like you don't even need to like go to space it's like if you get high enough on a plane or if you look at just like you know and then like the evidence people show like well that's a picture someone showed you like yeah most things are just something someone showed me i don't know what the fuck to tell you like i have not had every experience possible but there's like

so many ways they they just like they prove it with shadows and visibility lines yeah every way because it's not true right but it's like you know like like when you try to prove something about the moon it's like you know we're not on the moon we can't block like it is just pictures whatever these this is like do you want it this way, this way, this way, this way, this way, or this way? We'll prove it every fucking which way. But that guy just being, it was so, it was ridiculous. The comments were, like, clapping emojis, being like, let's hear it for a guy who, like, was willing to change his mind. Like, we need more people like this in the world where, like, when evidence is produced, they don't just dig their heels in.

And it's like, I agree agree with that but not on this topic you deserve to be shamed for this for fucking ever good for him it took 20 years and a trip to the North Pole to convince him that the earth is fucking round right what are you talking like that that's it he's like no you still should be shit on until you're fucking dead you dumb

idiot that's another thing like if I were if this was all a dream and I wake up and I explain something and they're like and I was like explaining earth and i'm like well all the water just stayed for some reason like i don't really know you're like gravity but like why does it just stay but you can feel like no you can find it out you can we don't know like right the three of us sitting here like people know people know and they say it's gravity but like but that's just a crazy concept that like and i'm not doubting them like i get it but it is a crazy concept like in the grand scheme of things like water just stays there just stays and like

it doesn't sound as crazy but like sometimes when you really think of it like if i were like you know when you wake up from a dream and then you're like, why did I just, like, go with that? Yeah, I mean, the gravity is just, like, when people were figuring that shit out, I don't know. Those guys are so smart. Yeah. Like, the guys way back in the day. Like, scientists now have, like, computers and access to everything and, like and all the people that came before them but the like the isaac newtons of the world the galileos and shit were like da vinci's like nobody was thinking that way yet and they were like i'm just gonna figure out that there's like this invisible force that pulls things like bro just like i don't know you know at that point

too you're like you only got like 30 years on this planet actually i don't know i guess they use their time very well but i don't know yeah got to tip your caps if someone's like, I'm going to figure it out. Yeah. Yeah. Because what's the phrase? Everything's a conspiracy theory when you don't know how anything works. Yeah. And these guys are like, I'm going to figure out how this works.

Right. Right. But it's like you said the other day about the drones. It's like, I don't know. There's so much shit that I don't know. Everything. I don't know. I know like five things yeah and if i got worked about everything i don't know i'd have no time left in the day yeah like i don't understand

anything i don't understand like satellites and gps and gravity and flight and floating and i like i don't understand how the subways don't crash into each other. I'm sure there are ways to be. Last night, I was coming home, and people were like, there's one right behind us. I was like, we better get going. Shut these doors. Get the fuck away. It was like one of those, I was uptown, and I was trying to get back down.

It was rush hour, and there were tons of people. Every stop, the guy would be like, all right, because everyone's trying to jam in. He's like, there's another one right behind us. I'm like, get the fucking door, it's closed, dude. But there's someone driving the train. No, I know. Just wanted to make sure you knew that.

There's a guy who's like, I'm going to stop it. Yeah. If automated cars rolled out tomorrow, would you be cool with them? Not like right away I was trying to think of my first time I guess yes I would Because I remember Jeff D. Lowe

I think the Super Bowl last year Got picked up in a driverless car Really? And I'd be like If I called an Uber And a driverless car showed up I'd be like alright Here we go

I was just in Arizona They're everywhere And they're good? It seemed like Everything seemed going well Like the first time That's where he was That's where he was

It wasn't Super Bowl It was Arizona And like You're getting on the highway That's where Jeff was Yeah All of a sudden You're in a car

With nobody driving it Going like 60 miles an hour I'd be freaking out Yeah but like Dude I've been in a car With a million drunk people before I know I know

I know that's the logic It's like yeah I'd rather be in that With like 90% of like You know Before you get in the car With my sister Before like 90% of like, you know, before you get in the car with my sister, before you get in the car with the drunk driver, before you get in the car. I've been in the car with drunk Uber drivers.

I've been in cars just fucking when I was in Austin this weekend. Me and Nick were in an Uber on our way home from dinner. The woman was shit-faced. Shit-faced. I'm talking hammered to the point where I thought I was the one who was like kind of the only one noticing it and i was like i and i got my own head where i'm like am i over analyzing just a southern accent and then i i had asked her to stop because we're on our way from home for dinner to our hotel

and i want to just get water like for the night so i was like can you just pop into a gas station so i grab water real quick and i guess while i in there, she was explaining to Nick that she's been at a brewery all day. And so we got out, and he's like, yo, that one was hammered. I was like, oh, did you think so too? He's like, no, she told me she was. Confirmed. You want to hear a fucked up story? There's this dude, I don't know where he's from,

but there was a drunk driver driving the wrong way down a highway for like nine miles. He was going the wrong way. Lost it. It's literally like a scene when the person gets taken by an alien every time he sneezes. Beam me up! Damn, I lost it. Sorry to interrupt you. So this guy is driving the wrong way down the highway.

Head-on collision. Kills one person. Like, seriously injures three more. The kid driving the right way was speeding. And he's going to jail for 30 to life. The kid going the right way yes he was he he so he was he had 0.02 blood alcohol which is under the legal yeah and he was speeding i think he was going fast and he was going like in the 90s so it was like reckless but a wrong way driver

hits you and and like the families of like the dead kids and the injured kids are like we don't want anything to happen to the kid who was driving yeah like we think it was the guy who was driving drunk driving the wrong way it was his fault like yeah it was reckless driving but if there wasn't a car going the opposite direction it probably would have been how do they even know he was going like 90 um that? That I they said that's like in debate as well. And that's why they said that this this kid's lawyers like totally fucked up because there isn't like a hard way to prove that. But there's like I think some sort of GPS car stats that you can look at. So like he might have been speeding.

He did have alcohol in his system. Not enough in wherever it was. It's not a place where there's like a you know it was 0.08 and he was well under that and it was like thc was present but like you know how's thc stays in your system like 30 days yeah not like he had just smoked and he's going to for 30 to life that's insane like in i think it's starting to get public attention yeah and i would hope that you know maybe they're like we don't want to smoke like let's just let this kid go but i feel like that's really is this justice guys right like this is where your whole total closing argument like is this really justice that that's

the one person was like this is a grave miscarriage of justice but this is where you need the director of common sense yeah you can kick it up to someone at the White House who just goes, the guy was driving the wrong way. It's his fault. And he's going to jail, but also that guy's going to jail. And there's a bunch of sticklers being like, well, he was breaking the rules too. He was breaking normal rules.

People speed. People have a drink and they go in the car. This guy was driving the wrong way! And he was shit-faced drunk like that i mean i would i don't know what i would do in those situations if i was in like some shawshank shit where i was like but if you're really innocent or something like that like i think i'd go on the run before i just was like i guess like the day that they're just like all right time to go to jail and you're just like i didn't do anything wrong i don't think I could do that. I'd be like, hell yeah. You would go to jail?

Yeah, you'd love it. You would thrive in jail. Thrive in jail. Thrive in jail. All I want to do is go to jail, man. I just don't want to commit crimes. That's really the fucking thing that's screwing me. You should go like... Just hang out with the homies all day.

Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah, I know. That part is cool. I saw a video the other day of a guy working out at the prison and he was doing like parkour and he was just jumping like like climbing up the

like the like the steps and jumping on these pipes and blah blah blah. Yeah. And I was like that was pretty cool. The captain said I

don't know how they caught this guy in the first place. Wait can you run in prison? Can you run? Yeah. Yeah.

They got like a workout yard. This guy was indoors. I feel like running for some reason is like. What, it's like middle school? Like elementary school? They blow the whistle? Like, no running.

Yeah. You're only allowed to walk. Yeah. Look, I don't know. I haven't had the honor. But. There's so much. These people don't talk enough.

Well, you know, like I always go. I always default to Wallow, who's like, it ain't that bad. Yeah. And then I see that. That was what really, I always thought that. And then when he told me, I'm like, I'm never asking anyone again. Yeah. Because I got the answer I wanted.

Right. I'm sure, like, listen, I'm sure it was good for you, Wallow. I'm sure prison for you and me is going to be very different. No, I remember I asked him, I was like, do I have to become a white supremacist? And he's like, no, you're fine. And I was like, as long as I don't have to become a white supremacist, I'm pretty good. I just, I don't have the head for a shaved head and like i don't know it's a whole thing you you know i think i think you you thrive in prison you'd be great just you know you eat work out that's great i think you'd be funny like

like people would like you like the rest of the gang. Bring that funny. Bring that pink boy around here. He's funny. Yeah. I'm out with the whites, dude. Did the us mentioning white supremacists remind me that when we were in Italy, we went to like a flea market? Good amount of Nazi stuff. Oh, wow. Italy kind of skates in my mind on World War II. Like everyone, big H man. Nobody likes him. People still kind of skates in my mind on World War II. Like, everyone,

big H-man, nobody likes him. People still kind of clown Germany. Like, Mussolini and Italy were, like, right there. And I don't ever think of Italy as, like, this World War II access power. Don't get me wrong. It wasn't, like, the Third Reich. There weren't flags flying. But, like, more Nazi stuff than you'd expect to see

at a flea market. It was, like, oh was like people buying it i don't really know what what'd you get they sold they sold this place was the coolest thing it was ballon market it's like it was blocks and blocks of like um storefronts like putting out like tables and tents and stuff like that it's like every month every one of sunday every month they do it. And they had gardening tools, machetes, DVDs, Nazi memorabilia, Lakers sweatshirts, footlong

snakeskins, swords, like hot wine. They were boiling, which was delicious. Boiled wine. Oh my god. And it was just mulled wine? Yeah, but not mulled because mulled, you have to put certain spices in it. This was just boiled wine. And it was just Mold wine Yeah Well not mold Because mold You have to put Certain spices in it

This was just Boiled wine And it was awesome It was so good But yeah What kind of Memorabilia Was it

Like pins And stuff like that Is what we saw I mean there's something It's like in Always Sunny When Charlie opens the door In full Nazi Yeah yeah

It's like This is awesome this is so ridiculous it was like oh yeah that's a good I think Pabst is the first real Nazi stuff

he's ever seen like seeing it in person a little different than seeing it in in a movie or whatever yeah yeah I mean listen

when when when Tom got when Tom Segura got the got Hitler's teacup, I remember being like, this is making me feel a little weird. That's why it's awesome. When you guys hear the word trinkets, what do you think of?

First thing comes to mind. I don't think of a specific thing. Not a table of shit. Yeah. I think of like a tin teapot. A tin teapot? Yeah. There you go like a tin teapot. A tin teapot? Yeah. There you go.

Trinkets. I think of like a little, there's like those little like, yeah, that's a good one too. I think of those little like, it's like a little turtle made of like glass almost. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like rock that they kind of like carve into little animals. Yeah. Trinkets the worst. You asked. There's a teapot over here fuck off um the uber thing also reminds me going back to that that in

when i was in la i used to have to uber from like this internship that i had and it was like an hour and a half and like some people were like such like stereotypes and i would have to talk they were so talkative. And I would talk to them for, like, the whole time. And I'd be, like. The drivers? The drivers. And I was, like, oh, my God.

It felt like they were, like, putting on an act. And somebody was telling me that sometimes actors, when they're in L.A., to, like, try and get their role down, they, like, Uber. And then they, like, are in character and, like, try and, like, try a new character every drive. Really? Those people are losers. Actual losers.

I don't want to have to talk to you in this character. Oh, my God, it was so bad. I kind of have the opposite. I've heard that a lot of foreigners or immigrants do Uber to learn English, and then I feel bad, and I do engage and talk to them. All the ones I have are just still on the phone. Dude, there's no worse job. We tried to do a sketch about it a million years ago.

There's no worse job than being the friend of an Uber driver. Yeah, because you guys just walk all day. Fucking Saheem's going to call me for 13 hours again today. That's just so much. Either that or a guy who owns a bodega. Because they're also always just like someone's just so much either that or a guy who owns a bodega because they're also always just like

someone's on speakerphone yeah you're like bro I don't know go do your fucking job and leave me alone I'm also at work but then I think about this

because they say like one word every 10 minutes and then you're like so who's on the other line I know it's like a high school relationship let's just

let's just fall asleep together man that was the gayest shit ever talking on the phone to girls i remember when my my uh the girl i was dating was older than me and she went to college and so uh we it was like a long distance call and i like racked up like a fat it was like home alone my mom was like what the fuck is this it was like a 700 phone bill because we were just like talking every night looking back on it what a gay dude can you imagine nowadays because because we were luckily like weaned onto the internet whereas like

if just now you see someone snapped their fingers and it would be like it was dial up and is it and you had to like tell your siblings to get off the phone so you could talk to your friend on the internet. But your fucking brother's talking to his girlfriend, but your girlfriend's on AIM. There would be legitimate blood fights. Wars, yeah. And that was before we were all addicted to the internet.

That was before we had the true addiction. Now if you couldn't get it, people get killed. People get legitimately killed. I got to kick you off the internet for an hour? it, like, people get killed. People get legitimately killed. Like, I got to kick you off the internet for an hour? Like, no, the fuck you're not. No fucking way, man. Even, remember, like, you're off the internet for an hour.

You want to do something, go read the back of the bottle of shampoo. Fuck off. Remember, like, anytime minutes and nights and weekends? Like, you'd wait until, like, I don't know, 6 o'clock, I guess it was? 7 o'clock? What was nighttime? I would guess 7 till like i don't know six o'clock i guess it was seven o'clock what was it was nighttime start i would guess seven but i don't know yeah it's like wait till seven o'clock and then you can oh what yeah because then it's free you get like i got i'm ever getting like 400 minutes a month during the day but like nights and weekends you could talk for free so you wait till nighttime and then you 701 what's up this is gonna sound

mean you're gonna make fun of us for being old no no but you guys didn't have like operators right operators i had an offer i mean i i i know of operators i know of them i don't recall ever using them but i have like my grandma had a he's like the yellow pages yeah phone book phone book's crazy phone book is just like that's crazy that's like a real moment holy shit bro the phone book is nuts the phone book was just like a hundred thousand phone numbers it was like this fat and had like bible paper it was so fucking skinny but it would just be like you open it up to like you know the peas and just go down to your line the fucking number my grandma had a uh dial phone yeah oh yeah with uh like a cord that probably went like

50 feet you could walk around like the whole downstairs like 20 times. But that also, when I lived in City Island, there was some sort of weird, there's like a, I think, like a lighthouse type of island that has like a radio tower nearby. And if you just picked up the phone, like it was a dial tone.

These guys probably don't even know what dial tones are. Do you even know that? Yeah, you had phones like that? Do you know what I'm talking about? You started to do this, so you don't know. Yeah, that's like the rotary. When you pick up the phone, it's like, and then you start dialing.

Okay, yeah. Because if you picked it up and there was no dial tone, there was, like, something wrong. But if we picked up, it would, like, pick up the radio, kind of. So you would hear no dial tone, there was something wrong. But if we picked up, it would pick up the radio. So you would hear the dial tone, but in the background it would be like... I feel like I'm a thousand years old. I could hear the Nazis talking. But yeah, I saw a video the other day of some young Gen X kids or Z or whatever the fuck it is.

And they gave them a rotary phone and they were like you have you have 90 seconds to like figure out how this works and they did not do it they could not figure it out it's not very intuitive it's not they were doing um mooby didn't know what um she was confused on t9. T9. Yeah. Yeah. Payton, too. That was a whole language. Remember on Who Can't Sleep? Because the phone number was, so Brie wanted to call in. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right.

She was like, how am I supposed to tell her how to dial numbers? That was a big thing. Letters. Yeah, that was a big thing with the original KFC radio hotline. It was like 808-866-VIVA or something like that. And people were like, I can't dial letters. What? 866 Viva or something like that. And people were like, I can't dial letters. But that's different than T9 is knowing how to

one click for the first letter, two clicks for the second letter. But just the idea of like... They're also just there. But that's something people just never looked at that. If you were to ask people to draw it, there's no way they would put the letters on the bottom. But the kids first of all didn't pick up the the receiver they just like left it

they thought that you dialed and then picked up yeah just like i don't know why it's one way or the other but um but yeah that's i mean that's just crazy but i guess if you put like a i don't know some sort of fucking i'm trying to think of a device I wouldn't know how to use, but I can't even think of one. I wouldn't know how to use an 8-track player. What? 8-track player, I wouldn't know how to use that. Yeah.

I'm sure you just push it in. Well, that's the thing. I think some of it's intuitive, but when you see that dial... Would you know how to dial? Yeah. What would you do? Dial, like, to write the numbers? No, like to use the rotary.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you do? You go 9, go, and then let it come back. Okay. And then eight. Yeah, yeah. They were, they wouldn't, the way they were doing it, they, they didn't like, I think they were like kind of going by like the numbers where it was like, if it was five, you like

spun it to five rather than taking five and putting it to the end. You know what I mean? Like what they were doing had some sort of logic. It was just totally wrong. My sister's grade used to like Club Penguin was a thing so they would all

have dates on Club Penguin. They'd be like, meet me at my igloo. I don't even know what Club Penguin is. What's that? You don't know what Club Penguin is?

I don't think so. I remember Webkinz. Webkinz. Really? I remember younger people at Barstool talking about it

in like 2017 it was when we first moved when we first moved to new york people were doing it okay okay i thought i thought this was older than that i do kind of know what this is you meet up on like an island right yeah penguin yeah that i remember like the chicks in the office were doing it for a while shit like she would love Webkinz now. Webkinz. Yeah. That's where you have the stuffed animals, and then you're just an animal, and you're just kind of living.

Different than kind of like an original Animal Crossing? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You buy the real one, and then that would be like your online character. Got it. Got it. Yeah. Anyways. Yeah. Anyways. Yeah.

Would you know how to, have you ever sent a fax? No. That, I don't even understand. I've never sent a fax. I've definitely sent one, but it was a. I've accidentally called fax numbers, but I've never sent a fax. I don't understand, like, so people, when they say they get, like, personalized fax I think faxes are actually pretty good.

Is it just like a copy machine from one end to another? Yeah, it's just like you put a paper in and it scans it and then it comes out for you. Which like pre-email attachments and shit like that, I think was probably pretty useful. Yeah. But that came and went pretty quick. I think there was like a five-minute window for fax machines because email came right along. What's the thing where you get a phone call from your home and it it's attached to your belt a beeper beeper that's what it is you didn't even know it was called even though it's called like home alone probably that's

walkman's yeah i literally people call it a pager too beepers and pagers pager yeah that's beepers had like a quick moment like i think i was probably the last like generation to have one because i remember my brother had one and he got a cell phone first and like i got his beeper and it was just like you know your girlfriend or whatever yeah would beep you and you would just call her on the phone very unless you're like a surgeon there was no fucking logic for a beeper it was crazy this made me feel good because i've literally woken up every single night this week in a cold sweat being like, I'm so old. I'm so old.

No, you're good. No, I'm actually not. I'm actually old now. Did you ever have a phase like that? Like I'm old? I'm old like it's happening right now but not at that age, no. I've never had one. 40 is making me feel old. Really? Yeah.

March. 40 is pretty gross. I don't had one. 40 is making me feel old. Really? 40 stinks. March. 40 is pretty gross. I don't like it. But never even like, maybe it's a guy thing too. I don't know. I never once cared about my age until like this year. Really?

Yeah. Never. 30 didn't do anything to me. 35 didn't care. 29 never felt like old at 25. of it do you no i i i feel peter pan yeah the ageless wonder over here i i like oh i always think i'm like like uh i i think i had i think i think i'm like at the right age for my personality right now i think i'll be well you're also a paradox you're you're old and young all at the same time.

Yes. You're an old man, but you're young, like no responsibility. You know what I mean? So you're just like a conundrum. But, yeah, you're probably living a good – it's not about age. It's about life. You know what I mean? It's like if you had kids when you're 25, you're old.

Yeah. Yeah, right. If you don't have kids when you're 50, you're young. I see that when I go home sometimes when I see friends who had kids younger. I'm like, oof, you look old, dude. You look real old, bro. People like bald in and like wrinkled and shit. I'm like, what the fuck are you guys doing here?

That's the only thing I'm thrilled. I am incredibly stressed and anxious all the time time and I don't do anything about it. I think if I start to lose my hair, I'd be like, I got to figure this out. I'm going to therapy. I'll take medicine. I'll do whatever. I tried taking antidepressants for like one week and it made me feel weird. I was like, I'm done with this shit.

But if my hair was falling out, I'd be like, we got to figure it out. We got to figure this shit out. I never liked like young stuff. Even when I was young and did them, I wasn't like, fuck yeah, this shit out I never liked like young stuff like even when I was young and did them I wasn't like fuck yeah this rules like I didn't like

going to clubs I didn't like like dude I'll tell you what I didn't like anything I just like did I just like went with the flow

you know what I mean like like now that I'm not really drinking anymore it was like I don't I didn't I didn't like

really love it I just did it you know like that's kind of like everything I don't love it i just did it you know like that's kind of like everything i don't love it i just did it yeah we're supposed to go to a club like at this age like cool and i did have fun but it's like once it ended i wasn't like oh i missed this so much like i just kind of do that with that era like clubs and stuff like that i was like get me the fuck out of here yeah i was gonna say anything i was the other way yeah yeah

uh but even like having kids i was kind of like i don't need to have kids you want to have kids okay had kids you know that one i'd push back on a little harder you want to make a multi-million dollar investment right now yeah that that that is my real lesson is like i i think the amount of shit that guys between getting married and having kids the shit like those two things the amount of shit that guys between getting married and having kids, the shit like those two things, the amount of times that guys get just like pushed into that. Yeah. It's crazy. I don't understand how it would ever.

Yeah. You know, I always said you would fall victim to it. And you were always like, no, I won't. And I thought you would. You're one of the ones that stayed strong and stayed true. The amount of guys. Like, I don't think any guy ever wants to get married i'm sure many guys want to get married no i don't really think they do

like that's a crazy thing to say like i think if you but i meaning meaning like if you said to them like this can just be your partner and you can stay together forever you just don't have to do the whole shebang yeah i think people be like okay how many guys do you think are really like i want to have the big wedding i don't think that's i think that's pretty rare not not many but i i think guys want to have a party or whatever yeah but if if women gave the choice of like you're just going to sign the paper or not even that like we're just going to be together but like we're not going to make it official or spend the money and do the whole presentation i think most guys would be like okay and when they're like, we do want to do it that way,

they go, okay. You know what I mean? Well, I just feel like you guys are also into property. Not that we're property, but property, having tangible assets. Well, yeah, back in the day when you used to get cows and shit for women, it was awesome. Now all you get is a headache.

Who's into having assets? What? Like men. You guys want to buy property and have investments. Crypto, bro. What, did you just go to dinner with a guy who's a real estate guy? How many fucking guys are around going, like, I need assets. I need property. Put it in their profile.

Things I want assets. You guys are literally always trying to find assets. It's like, I feel like once you hit, like, 28, you're like buying house a house something like tangible is that wrong i mean as a 36 year old i would for me i'm gonna speak for me but no but like that's a hundred percent of the thing yeah yeah like like uh i could see um what's that fugman what's his name yeah oh my alex bennett's wife or a husband like that guy's like we gotta have property or something I can see him saying that

but this that's like those guys are unique they're like the guys who are trying to be like fucking rising prime kind of guys

of all my friends none of my friends have been like I gotta I don't think any of my friends own a house no actually no one couple's married

they own a house I think that there's more guys like that, though. I think there's a decent amount. You guys are around like Barstool. I just love sports. Versus like there's a lot of like. Which one would you prefer, though? The sports.

Yeah. Give me the sports idiot over there like that. I need to, you know, like I have my portfolio. Shut the fuck up, man. If one of my friends said assets, I'd kick him out. He's like, I've been trying to acquire assets lately. Get the fuck out of here, dude. Acquire assets.

I was hanging with some real, just that type of guy the other night. Someone's friend threw a friend, and they were debating with her. They should put in all their money for copper or something. Don't get me wrong. All my friends do well. I don't have any homeless friends, but I don't get me wrong all my friends do well and like like no i don't have any homeless friends but like i don't have any friend who's like oh i gotta actually here you know nate's always talking about bitcoin but like all my other friends are just like yeah living life how about you yeah i mean i'm sure there's also plenty of people who

do like invest their money and shit but they're not like yeah i invest money but i wouldn't say i have assets that's the difference i think there are people who are like that you know what i mean versus like i don't know i just put it into a phone i tell there's a guy i got this apartment in noonan this guy has more assets than anybody you got one yeah i got my assets i'd literally fucking kill myself i'm not even joking if i was that kind of person i'd kill myself do you still have that apartment i think so are you are you making money from it i think so i think i think i have two i definitely gave enough money for two And but do you

Are you Is money coming in I'm sure if I looked at my bank account ever I'm sure there's money I don't know I mean point for the assets Listen not checking your bank account Is happiness I've never

In my entire life That is when you reach that level you're happy you're not happy you don't realize but you just don't realize how much worse it could be yeah yeah like no i'm very lucky obviously but like i don't that's not well i think about tomorrow that's about it i don't check it but like opposite reason yeah there's a freedom for like both like in a way like when you don't have to check because you know you're good that's great when you are like it's gonna be bad but like hey that feels like not my business actually it's like johnson's about your dms are not yours yeah my bank account

is nothing to do with me how's that how's that credit card that go i mean i i haven't not somebody wants to give me four thousand dollars actually it's probably a little more than that now because of bony from kind of bony so yeah no but actually with taxes that bony is barely gonna be covered whatever that was pretty it's pretty it's pretty uh – it's a pretty cool move. What? I don't think there are many companies out there that have several hundred people and everybody gets a $10,000 bonus. Yeah.

That was a cool move by Dave. Well, not everybody. Not everybody. You see the email. The follow-up email. Whoops, never mind. Not everybody. Dave sent an email being like, like whoops never mind not everybody by the way if you underperformed you don't get one it's like this is only for people who we think like that you know perform their job i should i should have made one more thing clear on the call

with the bonus allocations the standard bonus pool was 10k per employees uh this is the baseline for people who gave maximum effort and had a great year however if a manager felt like you performed below the median for whatever reason you may not have earned a full bonus that should be a discussion between you and your manager like how many people sorry he goes sorry i should have said that it wasn't just hey here's 10k to a person regardless of effort or performance but that also is totally fair yeah but it is awful if you heard that and then found out you're one of those people. But then you look in the mirror and be like, I suck. Yeah.

So you deserve that. But it's like winning the lottery and then be like, never mind. The tickets are wrong. I was about to text Dave, something I never do. Like, hey, by the way, I got to gotta tell you you run the most efficient meetings in the history of the world that was great like it was like end of year meeting probably seven minutes just like i don't think even that it was quick as fuck and like particularly to what the meetings used to be end of year where it'd be like like and now we're gonna hear from sales like hey guys

we're sales what we do is we sell the shows i'll never forget now we'll give it up to hr hey guys we're hr we uh do human resources and it would be like a three-hour fucking slobber knocker of a meeting it was like five minutes we're now like sarbanes oxley compliant or whatever that was she was like i know no one cares about that but that's like a big deal for us it's like okay great what do i need to be on this for can i get the fuck out of here that was crazy i think it was probably sub five minutes he was just like uh you know we try to reinvest as much money as we can back in the company we made you know like three or four hundred grand and we're giving that all back to you guys i think that's pretty cool uh that's it

happy holidays i don't do long meetings bye literally that was it always and i was like cool yeah yes let's go but yeah i mean that's where you know you know whatever you think about dave however uh you know certain drama plays out people love him hate him whatever i don't think there's many people that like be like here's our profit all right just give it back to everybody yeah that's that's pretty cool it's you know it is when when you know we're talking about like what's-his-face have four hundred billion dollars it's like you should start doing shit like that yeah I got it I'll give the money back to people what's another you know a few hundred grand for Dave it's like nearly

not gonna make a dent so just give to the people who it really matters but uh but man how many how many people do you think didn't get it? Because that had to have been something, right? I don't think he just said that. I think somebody was probably like – I would guess he got off the call and Austin went, yo, by the way, not everyone. And he went, ah, fuck. Right, right.

But there had to have been somebody. I think Austin probably just – I'm totally guessing. I have no idea. I would think Austin was just like, yeah, you fucked up a little bit. And he went, oh, shit. I don't think – I don't know. I have no idea. I don't know.

Because it's like if you're at Barstool and your manager is like, you didn't perform well, like that's few and far between. Because nobody performs well here like very very few people you could be like they worked really hard and achieved it there's a lot of people work hard who might not you know they don't get they don't make the money they don't go viral whatever because it's just hard to do and then there are the people who like do it but probably don't work hard and there's like everyone in between who's like i don't really work hard and i don't achieve it you know and you just skate so i wonder i mean like like mincy got a ten thousand dollar bonus right right oh man that's a good question i mean dave was

talking about how great he was on survivor that alone That alone, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He is great on Survivor. Again, he's not working hard or efficiently or working well. Did you see Witt's picture? Witt's so funny now that he's got the boot from Survivor and he had to go live in the house with Clemmer and Mincy. And he was openly like, oh, the worst part of losing is not that I don't win. It's that I have to go. And this picture of, I don't know what's worse.

Mincy's dirty feet are despicable. I mean, that is insane. That is crazy. But then Clemmer looks even like weirder. Look at, zoom in on that foot that's on the ground. You can like see all of his toes through his sock. He really is an alien. He is something like from another fucking planet.

And I love the guy, but you know, he just makes you uneasy look at look at those toes i don't know that's just weird hang on a second i i'm i'm with you very weird what made you zoom in on clemmer's toes i didn't i just wanted you guys to see it because i couldn't see i i just i could see it from my what maybe i got a rex ryan thing bro yeah you're fumbling pretty hard right now maybe I wanted to see those toes well he looks like he's wearing girls sweatpants the whole thing is just like in a

if I were to sit that way you were to sit that way that's not that weird of a picture but with Clemmer it's just super weird like Mincy it's like okay there's a guy with like disgustingly black feet with Clemmer it's like I can't. Like, Mincy, it's like, okay, there's a guy with, like, disgustingly black feet. With Clemmer, it's like, I can't quite put my finger on it, but you just make me uneasy. Dude, but wait, I just

noticed this. Go back to the Mincy one. Clemmer is somehow between them. Oh, wow. Yeah, there it is again. The three of us are on a couch, and you're all sitting ridiculous. I'm like, someone's gotta we got to do something right now. This couch situation is not going to fly. Oh, man.

So you had to spend the rest of the time in there with those guys. That should have been like a second reality show. Yeah. The loser's house. The nightmare house. Clever. And I reached a point where he made fun of me for something, and then he was like, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.

And I was like, I don't give a fuck. But you see the light in his eyes, and all of a sudden he was like, shut up, bitch. Are we in a fight right now? With the old school? I didn't say celebrate it. I heard Clemmer said something to me the other day.

It was when Kirk had been fired and rehired like 10 seconds later. And Clemmer sat down with me. We were like out. It was when we were doing the Secret Santa. And he sat down. He was like, this Kirk stuff, man. It's crazy.

And I was like, yeah, it's nuts. I texted him being like, if you need anything, let me know. Clemmer, what are you going to do? In what world is Kirk Seamus Minahan going to be like, you know what? Actually, I need to lean on you right now, Chris Clemmer. I need your help. He's the best, though.

He's always like that. By the way, on the Kirk firing, no, I'm kidding. I'm not saying anything. You guys are fucking, if you think I'm saying shit, dude. I was literally about to be like, Market Pants? Market Pants? Let's go to voicemail.

I hope the first question is about it. Before we do voicemails, I just wanted to do one thing. The Yankees traded for Cody Bellinger, whose wife is Mike Stanton's ex. I think that's a thing. I think that we are, like, everyone will be professional, but there's a chance it can be a thing. Yeah, there's certainly a chance. Like I just think about just regular life.

Like if that was going on here, it would be a thing. You wouldn't be like – you wouldn't be necessarily like enemies or at each other's throats, but like you wouldn't love that. It's probably a thing until it isn't. Like it's probably weird to – I think it's the opposite. I's it's probably a thing until it isn't like it's probably weird i think it's not a thing until it is yeah yeah do you like like i mean like we all have friends i guess why we all don't but like i have friends who i'm still friends with who like banging their wife yeah i don't have that i mean i mean i put so elegantly but like i i have like you have a big friend circle and you all fucked each other we were all here we were dawson's creek baby yeah yeah i think that's a little bit different too though like

your dawson's creek friend circle then like you know this is like a hot chick who like fucks baseball players yeah and then this guy married her you know, this is, like, a hot chick who, like, fucks baseball players. Yeah. And then this guy married her, you know? Wait, sorry, it's just a girl who dated two guys on the same team? She dated the guy on the bottom, and then she married the guy on the top, and now they just traded for the guy on the top. So now they're on the same team. Got it. Yeah, I mean, like, there is, like, some probably internal, like, primal shit.

Right, right. I'm not saying they're gonna like you know fist fight in the beginning of the day but like it's good for the yankees like i want to be better than bellinger i gotta show it and then he's like i gotta be better than judge fucking bum maybe he'll maybe this will motivate him uh but i i that that's the kind of stuff like i don't think i don't know if i was building a team like i don't think they think about that stuff i think they're worried about the salary cap and they're worried about like performance and all that shit i get that but i don't think i would be doing that i i don't know i actually think again i don't i

don't know if cashman's an older guy no but like cashman's a thousand i i would be like yo we're gonna do this thing with some like you good with that i don't but i don't know you i don't think they give you that because what if stanton says no but like but i mean like the reality is if if stanton can't handle it then it's really bad for the team and they want to do what's best for the team so you probably be like how would you you probably talk to him go how would you how do you feel about this you're right but it's like we also need a fucking lefty bat who can play center field. And, like, what are we going to do? You know what I mean?

Yeah. I would think if I was the GM, I would have a conversation with Stan. And I would be like – I don't know if you can because you – I think you would – I would give you that conversation, and then if you said, like, well, I have a problem with it, I'd be like, this was just a courtesy. Yeah, yeah.

Or not. I mean, yeah, I don't know. I probably wouldn i don't know it's just but you kind of have like you have to have at least a feel to how it would be because because like if it's like what if it's a mate yeah if it's a major issue like this was the you know the love of my life and she fucking cheated on me and i hate her or whatever but also you know there's probably a bajillion cleat chasers around the league that everybody's fucked together and it's like,

if Cashman starts worrying about that, we're going to have all sorts of problems. Yeah. Now it's different because she's married to him. It depends on how the relationship ended

and all that stuff, but like, Cashman's job is to put together the best team possible. If this will blow up your team, you're very bad at your job if you're not checking in on it. So I would think

they checked in on it. I guess that's my point. Maybe, you know, it's projecting projecting but it's like there are certain people if you were dating them and now all of a sudden like on my team it'd probably be an issue yeah yeah if you were mad you know what i mean it would just be like well i don't want that person in my life like at all in any way uh and now it is yeah i mean like fuck that so i, fuck that. So, I mean, and who knows? Maybe he's just like, yeah, I don't know. This is like some girl.

We had some time together. We're good. You're good. It's all fine. But it's just a dicey proposition. Yeah. Because it's also like there was probably maybe now they're okay, especially once you get married.

It's more like, okay, well, it's kind of like the Marty and Rhea thing. It's like, all right, you got married, so it's kind of like the marty and ria thing it's like all right you got married so it's real yeah but um you know in the beginning it you know it just could have been strange when it first started you're fucking that girl now we're teammates like i hope that works out all right let's do some voicemails express Express is here, and they're all about creating confidence. I'll tell you this much. I've been talking about how much I wore Express back in the day when I was younger and how they're still around. And now that we've been ordering all sorts of different fits from them,

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Tanzania. Feel free to pause the video now if you want more time to think. But the answer is Tanzania. I cannot be worse at this game. Tanzania? What makes you say that? The hat.

He didn't have to spin the video at all. Where's Tanzania? Africa. It does look kind of... At first I was going to say Australia. That's not an outback hat.

That's an Africa hat. No, I mean, Australia's a very good guess too. I don't know. I have no idea. Tanzania's just what came to my head. It looks like somewhere in Africa for sure.

But I could also see I got trees like that in Africa? That looks very like Foresty and not like Like Desert-y And plains-y And Serengeti-y

I think, I mean Africa's big man Africa? Confirmed big I think they got a little bit of everything over there i saw somebody was giving taylor swift heat the other day how come taylor swift didn't go to africa because it's africa africa stinks did you guys like when you were like at our school in elementary school every year this guy would come and like you or there'd be like it was like world country day and then there'd

be first world second world third world and then if you had first world you would have like this like yeah you so you got like a piece of paper and then most kids got third world in first world you got like a hamburger and you got like fries and you got like whatever second world you got like rice beans and some kind of like protein and then third world you just got rice and beans and then like growing up it's like dude they're like it's like third world like they would come to your school and do this yeah for like lunch that day like instead of it'd be a whole day thing and then you would like go to like a room and then they'd be like they'd be like yeah like if you're third world like you got nothing and you got nothing done

and then you go to class for third world like here's a bump of coke and an ak get the fuck out the rest of the day the uh there was um i think there was it was in connecticut i want to say somewhere in like the northeast um there's like a small i remember um hearing the story and I think I might've told it on this podcast. I don't know. But then other people were like, I did that too. And it was like a field trip where they did the underground railroad and like certain kids played like slaves and certain kids played like underground

railroad. And they would like almost like pick you out of it and be like, you're, you're gone. Like you got caught, like you're no longer, like you were trying to escape and you got caught and now like you're dead, you're gone. Like, you got caught. Like, you're no longer. Like, you were trying to escape and you got caught. And now, like, you're dead.

You're gone. And I remember hearing this being like, this is fucking lunacy. But there was a couple other people who were like, my school did that too. It was like a place that you went and then, like, reenacted life as, like, a slave. It's definitively crazy. But also, I think, like, a cool way to learn about it. Like, yeah. Well, yeah.

We've talked about this a few times. Active learning. Yeah, I guess better than... As long as they didn't actually enslave you after. Like, I'd be like, yeah, that's kind of fun. I started whipping them and hurting them. We had a wizard's portion. Wizards?

Yeah. I don't, like, I can't remember. I was trying to remember with my sister, like, why? What does that mean, though? You were pretending to be wizards? Yeah. And then like... Yeah. We got like a wizard name, mean though you pretend to be wizards yeah and then like yeah name then we'd have to wear wizard hats and then like every Friday we'd have it like a new wizard a lot more fun than the underground sleep yeah yeah way better than that in the third world

thing that was cool let's yeah let's do the wizard thing at my school well you did also have like we had like apple valley days whereas like like you just been bonnets and then like you Make candles something you want to fun school You get like a new like, um, you like had Like a it was a board game and then they give you like a wizard Fortune every Friday and did you have like a wand? Yeah. Oh, yeah And the dragon why And a dragon. Why did we learn about this?

I don't know what the educational portion of it was. You had a cool wand? I don't remember anything about the wand or like what I was. But I remember like not doing well. I was like this wizard thing is not for me. Did you see Stick Nation voted on the best stick in the world? They just crowned the best stick in the world. This stick is awesome.

I've been following this very closely. Oh, I think I know this stick. I've been following this very closely. And there was a couple people in the tournament, a couple sticks in the tournament that got bounced early, I thought. But they got it right. Let me find. I think Noah Kahan actually announced the winner of the stick of the year. So it's definitely growing.

I've kept a log my whole life. Official stick reviews. You kept a log your whole life? I found a log when I was younger and I kept it. I think if I were to say it's the best log I've ever seen. If I were to enter in a competition... Could you get us a picture of this log? Yeah.

It's in the other house, so I'll give it to you. Okay. I'll give it to you. I'd like to see that. I love a good... I mean, I'm not in the minority. This is stick of the year. This is so awesome.

This is... Look at that stick. Whoa. That's just a naturally occurring stick. That is more phallic looking than i that's a stick more what phallic looking like a tip oh i was thinking of this when you were talking about your wizards and i went years ago to like one of like the harry potter bar here on stone street and i went with my girlfriend at the time and she wanted a souvenir. And she was like, which wand should I get? And she held up two wands.

And one was this huge black wand and one was this tiny white wand. And I was like, are you fucking kidding me? And she was like, what? She didn't get it at all. It was... Get that tiny white wand. You're going to be happy with it, okay?

I tweeted it so I bet I can find it. It was legitimately insane. That is very good. You should get the black one. You're going to get stuck with the white one, though. You take the small white one forever. You just have a weekend with the big black one, okay? You just have a night with the big black one. You just have a night with the big black one.

She was literally like, which one do you think I should get? Oh my god. That's very funny. She wasn't making a joke. One of those is a wizard's wand. The other one is a dildo. Yeah. She got the white one. Bro broke it in like a week

legitimately just dropped on the ground and shattered black one would have stayed sturdy uh that the guy um what's his name the geoguessr guy um i follow him he What's his name? He's unbelievable. Like, I don't even get how he gets as good as he is. What's his name, man? Here he is. Rainbolt. Rainbolt is the goat of GeoGuessr. I mean, he can look in like 0.5 seconds,

and he gets it right every time. It's fucking insane. I'd argue he's the most impressive person in the world. Yeah, from what I've seen. With a name like Rainbow, you kind of gotta. Professional Google Maps player. I mean, he can do it in every which way. He's kind of hot, too, I think.

Yeah, I was thinking that. He's got, like... Not me. Not my type. Would you put him... Not your type? No. Would you put him over White Sox Dave, or... White Sox Dave...

I saw him recently, and he was... That has gone to his head, no pun intended. He was so cocky. Really? White Sox Dave will become, like, a guy, like, guy like calling other people bald it's like this fucking bald yeah yes give that guy an inch for sure yeah no this guy uh geo i would argue that rainbolt is better at what he does than anybody on the planet earth or what they do i said that a few times about a few different people, but this guy,

like he can, you show him a picture for one second and he gets within like 20 miles every time. It's fucking crazy. Are you sure he's not cheating? I mean, I know, but even if like the way,

I mean, I'm going to say no, just based on fast. I like KB is also really good. So I'm sure there are really good people out there. One time, I think they showed him the sky. And he, like, looked at a cloud, and he got it. It was fucking crazy.

It's almost like he's a computer. Where the fuck is this guy? We're not going to find... I'm going with Portugal. I don't think we're going to know. Yeah, he's going to tell us where he said pause the video. Oh, I thought... Panning around

any guesses feel free to pause the video now if you want more time to think but the answer is drum roll jackie it going to be like Pennsylvania. Botswana. Botswana. Anyone have Botswana? How far is Tanzania from Botswana? Close enough. You win.

Close enough. That's like one time when we were talking about something in Africa, and I was like, Zah should go. And they were like, are you kidding me? Zah is like thousands of miles away from that where he was from in Africa. And I was like, whatever, bro. It's Africa. It's far.

Doesn't matter. It's far. It's not. It's not. It's really far. It's like a country away. Doesn't matter. What about Nicaragua and Botswana?

Very, very far. Because Nicaragua is in Central America. I don't know if maybe they're on edges. It's 2,400 miles. Oh, wait, no, 2,400 kilometers. Yeah, whatever. But, you know, you were in the right ballpark, so you win. That's pretty close.

That's really close. Yeah, all right, I crushed that. Yeah. Next up. Oh, boy. What's up, KFC? Thanks. Yeah. Next up. Oh, boy. What's up, KFC? Fights. Jack.

Just out here digging a fucking trench. Hell, yeah. For a dry well. Sure. I've been listening to you guys for probably 15 years now. Seeing all of your come-ups and downs. I feel like this guy's going to kill us. I'm just curious what you guys think is your high points.

Top three, say it is. And I guess for fights and KFC, KFC yours would be probably getting the house and going to Amsterdam and fights. Yours would be top two, maybe. Only Paz's face. Going on Survivor for Barstool. That's my top, dude. Wait, wait, wait.

What was the first one? I'm going to kill assets.? I'm gonna kill assets! Now I have to kill myself. Dog, one of my top two achievements of all time is going on Surviving Barstool. Fuck me, dude. Fuck me. Did you know what was coming?

I did. It was just the gap in between fights, probably. Surviving Barstool. Surviving Barstool is crazy, bro. I don't have a better answer. It's just crazy realizing it. You can't put mine as Amsterdam and then not put yours as Amsterdam.

It was the same fucking trip. Yours is probably that reality show you were like kind of a character on got a few minutes of airtime yeah i wanted remember doing that ad read when you were eating that was pretty good i would say feidelberg's moment is welcome welcome you know that one yeah you said welcome for like 45 seconds straight? I mean, no. What would be our, I mean, Saturdays are for the boys, for you. No.

Yeah. I mean, it was just like, I would not consider that like a top moment for me. That's because you're Feidelberg. Are these moments... You created a fucking nine-figure brand. You made an impact on a generation. Yeah. What are you talking about?

What would you put above that? It's what made you the most money. Yeah, I mean, it was a botch job, but from a creative influence and all that point of view, I would think top moments are things you think about. But from a creative influence and all that point of view, like. That's not. I would think like top moments are things you think about.

I do not ever think about Sadness of the Boys. Is it like high moments? Nothing. Yeah. Is it what? Like moments that made you happiest or like your most successful? I don't know. Honestly, I got jealous watching this.

Digging a trench? You went hell yeah. Bro, dude, I love digging trenches. Yeah. I got jealous watching this. Digging a trench? You went, hell yeah. Bro, dude, I love digging trenches. Yeah. I did it for a summer. It was a blast. I worked for a fucking company that laid cable, so I would dig the trenches for cable.

I dug it once, dude. I did it on Martha's Vineyard. I dug it once, and it was this house that was just out on the beach, and it was fucking raining that day, and we had to dig it through the entire dunes because it was like a very nice like mansion and they had to get to like the power lines and it's just digging a hole and like but like not a deep hole yeah in sand and so just kept filling it in yeah it was like it was it was awesome it was the worst day ever and it was the most fun ever because like and the guy I worked with were just laughing.

We were like, this is crazy. It takes seven shovels to get half a shovel full, and we have a mile left to go. I would say, though, I mean, it is Saturday for the boys. I also think Amsterdam would be for you. Amsterdam? I think that red outfit is a pretty seminal moment. I think that's an iconic moment for you.

Is it? I think if one day you're looking to put together when John dies or some shit or he retires and you need a photo of him, that picture is the one. It's a good picture. I mean, it made it to Ralph Lauren's dream board. Yeah. That's the one, dog. It's a good picture i mean it made it to ralph lauren's dream board yeah that's the one dog it's a nice jacket it's like it's like it's like an album cover that was after i got a finger on a finger a stiletto up my ass i told that story at dinner tonight to a bunch of strangers I was like sorry like a bunch of girls I'd never met

I was like yeah so the stilettos up my ass and she shoves it in my mouth what the fuck I just sat back I was like whoa bro I sat back and I was like yeah that was a wild night and the girl looked at me cause then I was like and then Ephraim Entourage was there and they were like who the fuck is this guy?

You know what? Yeah. I think we got to put that on the list. If I have to tell, if you have to tell a story and you got to be like, give me a good one that's got a lot of twists and turns, it's probably going to be that one. I kept being like, sorry, sorry. This next part is a little. The stiletto goes up my asshole.

Bro, she was hitting you so hard with that belt, too. I know the stiletto gets all the play, but she was whipping you, dude. It was very much like a story. I got like 10 seconds into it and was like, oof, not the right audience, but we're going to muscle through on this one. My favorite of that story is how you described the mudroom. The mudroom. I was basically saying it just mostly got in the cheeks, which is like the mudroom.

The mudroom. Didn't go up my ass. It went into my foyer. And then I stood by ground That's so good Maybe I don't know I always felt the Wilbur shows

Were a big deal Yeah The first Wilbur shows Because that was like I mean we sold out the Wilbur Before like Anybody was doing Live podcasts

Before anyone was doing touring We You know We did We ended up doing the wilbur several times but that first time was pretty like whoa that was fun yeah on the couch it was kind of the end of the the first iteration of kfc barstool boston came out dave was involved it was cool i realize i don't have any uh memories from being

on stage like i can remember pictures of seeing myself on stage but i don't have any uh memories from being on stage like i can remember pictures of seeing myself on stage but i don't have any memories yeah do you guys no i'm saying i'm like full blackout yeah i think also um i love to cite this every now and then the night that we did a show we at caroline's and soda and just stepping over there yeah yeah like people because people will say to me like dude we it was like a 20 ticket and i got to see like my favorite podcast and then like two of the best comedians in the world were on stage just riffing it letting you know what i mean like like like i think we probably just think of that as like oh and dan and chris came up and it

was like a show but if i was a fan and i was at something and like two of the best comics came up and it was like a show, but if I was a fan and I was at something and like two of the best comics came up, I'd be like a moment. I remember forever. You know what I mean? And it was early enough, you know, you'd be like,

Oh man, Bill Burr. And like Louie came on stage, you know, it's like that. That's like our version of that for this generation, you know? So that was a cool moment.

I remember that moment very vividly. Cause I remember that as me going, we don't belong up here. Yeah. I was like, I was like, once, once this started talking and I was like,

these guys are really funny. This is actual humor and entertainment. me going, we don't belong up here. Once the step-down stoner started talking, I was like... These guys are really funny. This is actual humor and entertainment. And they just popped in, did their thing, and left. No big deal. I don't know. There's a bunch. I feel like it's easier for other people to say the moments than it is for...

Yeah, I was all playing second place to surviving. What did he say before surviving? there was something else there was one other thing he said and fights one mississippi starting out of order oh yeah i didn't start out of order pavs and owen did Yeah but I mean come on

You're the star of out of order That will be That'll probably be it eventually Hopefully You know what's funny Somebody was talking about the social network And they were saying it's a great movie But when you look back on it

The way we were The big The big What's it called like uh what's the fucking word i'm looking for no like the the conflict the big conflict was like uh doing coke like zuckerberg was doing coke or sean parker was doing coke or something you know whatever it was yeah sean parker yeah and it was like you know like the the point this guy was one of these billionaire hating people you know so he was like um what it would be like now if you were to talk about the algorithm and the election and congress and privacy and all that shit um but somebody was like yeah it was a little crazy to like make a

movie like writing the book on facebook when it was like three years old. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It had come out in like 2007, and I think the movie came out in like 2010. I think that Zuckerberg's only take on the movie too, right? That's the thing. His only response is, the only thing I'll say is they should have waited. And Zuckerberg kind of is, his PR for the past three years has been pretty great compared to other billionaires. But I feel like he went through a phase where people hated him. Now he came back around.

He'll probably go through that two or three more times before you should write it, before you should really tell the story you know but four on steve jobs we have so many movies and documentaries on steve i mean he's dead now but so that's like whatever because the book is a little bit closed on him but facebook is gonna end up being no one's gonna go fuck about the winkle bosses yeah but i think you can make a movie about like that was i that should just be called like that's the movie about the Winkle bosses by the time it's all said and done. But I think you can make a movie about like that was that should just be called like that's the movie about the start of Facebook.

Right. Not the definitive piece on it. I hope fucking Fincher and Sorkin do them all. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Last one.

What up chicken heads? This is my second voicemail. Saw you guys out in L. in LA for your live show. Killed it. So, I've been a chickenhead since probably like 2018. And on the job site, I usually ask like some of the hypotheticals that come from the show. And, you know, guys will just be asking me, like,

where the hell are you picking these up from? You know, like, kind of whatever. And they run with it. Well, a couple months ago, we were with this other crew. And there's this really fucking weird kid his name's keegan and keegan was weird in the regards that he was talking about pedophilia killing his dad bestiality like a whole bunch of weird shit and i went about my day and i asked another hypothetical that came from the show and that's when

Keegan perked up like you listen to KFC radio? I love KFC radio and he just started going on and on and on and on meanwhile like all the guys I work with were just giving me looks like the show you listen to is the same thing that he listens to All the guys I work with were just giving me looks like,

show you listen to is the same thing that he listens to. And they kind of got that relation with it. And I'm like, ah, this is such a horrible look. Like, I know they're a bunch of idiots, but that kid is not what fights in kfc would fuck with so my question is this you guys get a lot of movie stars comedians athletes i listen to the show i'm pretty sure that's awesome has there ever been a time where someone comes up to you and say that they listened to the show and they loved it and you guys are... It. There's a lot of times I talk about it the other day.

There was one where I'm just like, what do I say that you like? What about us and the show appeals to you? Because you seem diametrically opposite to me. But I think that's cool. Obviously not the pedophilia shit. But I think it's cool that people I looked at and be like, I wouldn't have it. There's nothing I relate to.

Yeah, there's probably a bunch of asset bros out there. Yeah, yeah. Fuck you guys. I think it's cool that people who I wouldn't think that I have any Yeah, I think you need more of that in the world There's so many people who just listen to their own echo chamber and their own Which I understand

I totally get that But I think it's cool I think it's good to listen to something every now and then where you disagree with the host or you like, challenges what you think Again, we're pretty hard distancing ourselves from the pedophilia and bestiality stuff like that want that to be on the record but overall i think i

there's never been anyone i haven't met keegan there's never been anyone i'm like i wish you didn't listen to the show no i pretty much want everybody to listen to the show yeah like if you told me that like hey we got a million downloads this episode and it was a million murderers i'd be like it's a million downloads so there are more murderers than porn stars we got all the porn stars all the porn stars have listened so when i was a listener like i remember like playing it like some of my friends would be like just play it out loud it's fine i'd be like no and then like they would listen and they'd be like yeah but that's i'm not proud of it but i listen that's the show you i don't know it's sure you want to listen to yeah yeah i want i want i want the podcast to go on and either like shock people

or wow people or maybe you know what i mean yeah it's just like a vanilla podcast like all right because of the raunchy stuff not yeah yeah i also like obviously they're i don't think we're also all that like it was we did we had our moments but yeah like it's not like it's like uh you know like call her daddy when like that when they were like that or like uh i'm sure like like it's weird every time i ever talk i do not think i'm being edgy or over the top or anything like that but then i'll hear myself from five years ago i'll be like jesus and then I'll hear myself from five years ago. I'll be like, Jesus. And then I'll hear myself from five years before that.

And I'm like, you like that. But it's just like, that's what aging is. Right. That's how I talked when I was 25. I think I always talked like age appropriate towards, towards raunchy.

And I still do, but I'm not like, Whoa, don't bring me around your grandmother kind of deal. I can talk. Also it's, you know, the podcast is where you let it rip. It's like, you know what I mean? Yeah. Those of deal i can talk also it's you know the podcast is where you let it rip it's like uh you know what i mean yeah those guys it's like it's like

uh if you were to meet us i don't think we would be like saying some of the crazy shit but it's like the whole idea of the podcast is like you're a fly on the wall for the real conversations that go on so that's the kind of shit you say behind closed doors with your friends not how you behave in public or whatever you know right so it's like yeah we're gonna let it fucking and like at the time i think like before like you guys were one of the first podcasts to like like before it was like npr podcast and everything and then like kind of call her daddy and then made everything like i feel like that was when it was clear like oh this is raunchy yeah i mean i remember being like i remember thinking i remember saying to dave like, I don't think Color Daddy is going to be like a hit.

Like, I remember when we started KFC Radio with Asa, it like took off in the beginning. But then people like pretty quickly were like, we don't want to hear about sex all the time. And I don't know what shifted if it was Alex being like a regular girl versus a porn star or just the shift in society. But all of a sudden that became all anybody wanted. Yeah. So something, you know, changed where it was like. Even like I never thought we talked about sex all the time. No.

We talk about sex like as much as like 27 year olds do. That's what I mean. But that was always my argument is like if someone brings up sex, I can talk about it. Yeah. I don't think to myself like we can't talk about this. We're talking about sex too much. Then I think you're being weird about sex. I think people talk about sex and drugs and partying and, like, all these things, like,

the same amount that we would talk about sports and movies, and it's just part of your life. Right. But I don't, there really weren't many doing that, so I guess it was, like, you know, it's like the other shows I listen to are just talking about, like, what happened in sports. You guys are talking about, like, you about cumming in your hand or whatever. I don't know. There are people who called in. These are people's stories.

They're like, this guy was jerking off in his hand. It's real life. We're talking about cumming. No! I love it. That was. All right. That's it.

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