KFC Radio - We Met Joe Rogan at Bert and Tom's Por Osos Launch Party - Full Episode

Episode Date: March 7, 2024

Order KFC’s NEW Chizza at a participating KFC location today! Timecodes: 0:00 Start 01:40 Bert and Tom's Por Osos launch party 13:13 Tom and Bert's Party continued 16:25 Meeting Joe Rogan 28:38 Bert is the best introducer 36:30 Kevin is 39 39:08 Ron White is that dude 42:01 Shane's crew is the best 44:21 Klemmer, Jerry, Coleman Streams 50:17 Larry David might have the funniest Curb Ending +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ KFC: Order KFC’s NEW Chizza at a participating KFC location today! https://kfcshop.com/?utm_source=%25s&utm_medium=Content&utm_campaign=KFC_Radio&utm_content=%25ecid%21 https://bit.ly/KFC_Chizza Netflix: NETFLIX | THE GENTLEMEN LIKE IT WHEN YOU WATCH. https://www.netflix.com/title/81437051 BetterHelp: KFC Radio is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://BetterHelp.com/KFC today to get 10% off your first month.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. And he's like, they chopped the bone off his knee and screwed it back together. And they said, you might not ever walk again. He's running hundreds of miles because he said, fuck you. You are the man, Joe Rogan. Welcome to KFC Radio, presented by KFC. I have a massive, massive problem right now.

As you can see, we are on the road. I'm at the airport. We've been traveling. We've been in Chicago. We've been in Austin. We've been doing shows. It's been a busy day. And every single time we do this podcast for the last month, I have been able to look forward to one thing and one thing only. That is KFC. Currently, it is the Cheatsa. Before, it was the Smashed Potato Ball. I knew when it was time to talk, there was time for KFC. There's a Cheatsa there. Cheatsa is the most delicious thing I've ever had in my entire life. That's not even really an exaggeration.

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delicious. I have a Pavlovian response to doing podcasting now. I have a wet mouth. How about that? You're about to listen to Jackie's face. It's like, what the hell, dude? But anyway, now that I'm talking about cheatsa, I have a wetter mouth than I did before talking about it. Jackie's going to have to cut all this out.

Now, it stays in. It stays in because the cheatsa makes your mouth wet. And you should go get yourself one now at a participating KFC location today. On to the podcast. All right, the gang does Austin take two. I already told some jokes. I'm not talking. I know. They were funny.

We're not going to redo it. We're not going to redo it. We are in Austin, Texas. I am so grateful to have you in my life, bud. Why? I would have never come to this. Oh. And I'm very happy we did.

We got the text from Bert. I actually was, I was like, yeah, that's a good point. I was like, there's no way Kevin's going to come to this. Yeah, I got the text. I'm very proud of you. If you're happy to have me, I'm proud of you. We got the text from Bert a week ago saying it was just a flyer for their, they put out their new vodka, Porosos, and they said, we're having the release party in Austin.

Here's the flyer. You know, it was venue to be revealed. It was not like, you know, he invited the whole world. It was like a nice invite. But I was like, I'm not going to fly to Austin for a day just for this party. And John was like, we should go. And I was like, John said go. And I was like, John said yes, I'm going to go.

And you're always that guy in my life, bro. And then we end up going and have one of the most legendary nights of our career. So I would have just been sitting at home eating fucking caramel cone ice cream again doing what I always do. Still did that too.

You can do both. You can live in both worlds. Throw it to him. Throw it to him. Throw it to him. Full. Full. Look at you. And unopened.

Wow. That is. You know what that is? That's growth. That's 39. Is that. Damn, I was going to surprise sing happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, you Happy birthday Dear Kevin Happy birthday To you 39 man I got this Dude you went on a run I got this last night At like 1.30 in the morning

When we got back from the party They never have caramel cone At like a random Marriott so i was like i gotta get it and i was like if i eat this i'm gonna be wrecked wrecked when i go to bed so but anyway back to the point at hand i would have never gone you're always the guy who says yes i'm always the guy who says no i'm the homebody you're the social butterfly and you made me do a bunch of things in my life that i probably would have always said no to and always ended up having fun, but last night takes the cake.

That's good. It's always worth it. It is. Not always. Not always. That's a lie. But the times it is worth it outweighs the time it's not. Yes, correct.

More often than not, it's always better to say yes. And then especially when it's like, you know, if it's like your friends are dragging you to a party, to like a regular party, it's, you know, go't go don't go it's not the end of the world when we are blessed with the opportunity to hang out with some of the people that are inviting us places yeah you fucking go so and and so that's the point we go to we go to burton tom's release party which by the way no surprise here but they have released like the most successful liquor of all time. Like literally of all time.

It's like their team is mad at them. The distillery had to pull the emergency, stop the presses. They are too. We don't know what to do. People are mad that it's selling as fast as it is. So congratulations to those guys. It was funny. They were supposed to do a soft launch, and they were like,

we launched in Vegas at the Super Bowl with Burt Kreischer. How is that going to be a soft launch? It's never going to be a soft launch. But so we go to Tom and Burt's party, and when Tom and Burt, no offense to the two bears, are like the schmucks in the room, you know you're running in a wild circle. I mean, those guys run in a different world now. Yeah. Even like, I mean, I guess we don't really hang out with Dave. So like I'm sure if you hang around Dave, you meet some fucking wild people.

But other than that, like I mean, I don't know anybody who sniffs that shit. This was like, we're talking to billionaires. Multiple billionaires. A lot of billionaires More than several billionaires All in t-shirts Which I gotta say I take umbrage with that

Dressed like a billionaire And I don't mean John that is That is dressing like a billionaire I mean the new age billionaires Oh what do you want Like what does that mean I don't

I want to be I want to be like so fat That I get stuck in a tub Oh okay Okay yeah I agree with I want to wear like Like that I get stuck in a tub. Okay, yes. I agree with that. I want to wear the watches. I don't know.

I want to look like old Victorian billionaires. I want to look like a Vanderbilt. Okay. I respect that. I want to have the mustaches. I don't want to talk like that. Well, you know what's funny? I want to be a human walrus who kind of talks like a trans-Heliac accent.

I want my billions to be sick freaks. Not just normal nice guys. No. Rat race shit. Fill up a hot tub with Pepto-Bismol and hang out. Weird shit, man. I think they go through those phases. I was talking with Tom about that because Tom is a very, very sharp dresser.

And he said to one of the guys, we were talking to two, what are they called, restaurateurs or whatever when you have restaurants? Billionaires who own literally thousands of restaurants, dozens of Michelin star restaurants and they're just in t-shirts. He said the same thing as you. He's kind of like, fuck this. What are you doing?

I think the answer was kind of like, I've done all this. I've worn this jacket. I've worn that watch. I wore the shoes. I've done it. But you wear the one I have. Yeah, right, right. What's next?

Right, right, right, right. Well, did you see Zuckerberg at the Indian wedding? Jackie's just having herself a performance. I hope the deer's footsteps, seeing if we're going to have breakfast. Put your ear to the ground. Buffalo, come. I hope the deer's footsteps See if we're gonna have breakfast Put your ear to the ground Buffalo come That was insane I see what you were doing

But my leg is blocking it So I was just like Put your head to the fucking floor I'm exceedingly nervous About this recording right now There's a lot of like Checking and like I don't think it's recording type shit.

It's real tough. Just stop paying attention to me, you know what? Real quick while we have a break in this. I just had one of the gayest things that's ever happened to me happen. Oh, that's saying a lot.

You've had a soul structure at 4 a.m. crawl across a living room and say, let me suck that dick to you. This is gayer than that? Dude, I was, yeah. I think it was. I think it was. We were in a rush, right? 808,

got a text, let's do the pod now because we're going to do Two Bears. And I showered and fucking brushed my teeth and all that stuff took my pills and i went and i take five pills every morning and don't worry about it don't worry about it and i went to i went to throw in my mouth and i just swigged down water and bro within a second within a I was like, that's not enough things in my mouth. I could sense it. Only four had gone in because my hands were still wet once stuck to my hand.

And I knew immediately. When you know your mouth capacity, that's gay. That's fucking gay. I looked down at my hand. It was still stuck. I was like, I knew there weren't enough things in my mouth. No, we'll get back to the party in a second. Tell the elevator story.

Because that's a better drinking water story. So, again, we've been rushing since we got here. We came just for a party, but we got stuff to do. Blah, blah, blah, blah. So we checked in. I don't know why that matters that you can't drink. Because I was running. Oh, okay, okay.

So we checked in first, and we had like 45 minutes. I wanted to work out real quick So I ran up to my room Changed real quick Grabbed a bottle of water Ran back to the elevator I was downstairs before you guys were all checked in already And I get in the elevator

And this woman wasn't there for you guys apparently So when I get in the elevator To come up to my room I got in and there was a little Mexican woman Standing there and she's in the corner and she the elevator it opened She's a little maid right? Yeah, she's the maid. Okay. She was there when you were there. No, I know I'm I'm just doing okay Oh, all right. Well, there's some debate whether she's real or not Who you debating in your own head Okay, okay, you guys talking about. Okay, okay.

I was like, you guys have seen this person. Okay. So we get in the elevator. I get in the elevator. So the thing came downstairs, right? The elevator came down. Uh-huh. And doors opened, and she was standing there.

She's just kind of standing in the corner holding a bucket like this. Okay. And I said, hi. And I went. Hi. I went. She's like, I'm actually mexican it's a lot and so i pushed four on the fourth floor and i said where are you going and she said it's okay and and i was like i was like all right so she's along for the ride

so so i get off at four she not. And continues to just ride the rails. You see me? She might be not real. Right? This is... Okay. Bro, and so I do my quick change. I come back to the elevator.

I press four. Elevator door comes up. Door's open. Who's just standing there? She's just standing there. Wait, does she have a mop and a bucket? No, just a bucket. And I said, hola.

And I get back in. I hit one to go back down to the thing. And just because I've been hustling and bustling and moving and grooving, and I go take a sip of water. And in the middle of it, I don't know if it was a sneeze or a cough or it was down the wrong pipe, but I'm like this, and I just feel it like a volcanic eruption coming from down here. And I try and gut it anyway because I'm like, I got to get down. And I don't. And so I'm like this.

And this little ghost is standing in the corner. And I just go it starts spraying everywhere all over the ceiling triple h time and then i'm like i'm sneezing and it's coming out and it's hitting things and i'm like i'm like i'm so sorry i'm choking and i'm coughing and I'm laughing. The ridiculous thing is. And then I'm trying to get my. She's so polite, right?

Oh, they're all, you know. I'm like, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. And she's going, it's okay. And I'm like, no, no. But then I'm coughing so much that I'm now nauseous. And it's kind of just like, I don't know if people do this, but I do it. When I'm coughing so much in my house, I just drip.

You said that last night. You're like, you know when you're coughing so much, you just drool? And I was like, oh, no. And I just let it fall out of me. And then I definitely clean it up after that. But I was like trying to like... And then she's like, she's like, he's okay, he's okay. And then I get to the first floor.

And I get out. And she doesn't. She just keeps riding the rails. She just stayed on the fucking thing. That's why I was like, I said to them so complexly. I was like, you guys saw the elevator woman. I want to like do a loop before we check out. Prove if this woman's real or not.

We need to do ghost hunters at the courtyard off the highway in Austin to find out if the elevator goes up real. Bro, if any of theirs is real. Right? Probably like around here. I mean, yeah, for real. For real. So last night's party. It's Tom and Bert.

It's these billionaires. Shane ends up, Shane Gillis ends up coming through after doing their sets at Mothership. The guard dog, LeMair, comes in. And then, who is it? Joe Rogan. And then Joe Rogan came through. Joe Rogan comes through. And then Joe Rogan. And then Joe Rogan came through. Joe Rogan comes through. And it was funny.

Again, I was so kind of just like – Burt has been so good – and Tom. But Burt and Leanne and the whole Kreischer family has been so good to us that that was like the real reason I came. I was like, you know, it's a big thing for them. They've done amazing stuff for us professionally and personally. We got to go there. So I was just thinking about that. And I was not thinking about Austin and Gillis and Rogan and any of that.

I was just like, I don't know. We're just going to go and see Tom and Bert. That's it. Not even considering that Rogan and billionaires. Of course, of course, it's going to be a fucking incredible party. I don't know why. I was just like, we got to do this. That's the problem when you fucking incredible party. Yeah, yeah. I don't know why I was just like, you know, we've got to do this. That's the problem when you're dreading so much going outside that you don't even consider the fact that there might be Michelin star restauranteurs, Michelin star people who made cheeseburgers.

Dude, I saw O'Connor take a bite of a cheeseburger. I thought he came. I got him a chair. I was like, you need to sit down. Cigar did the same thing. I watched Tom eat a burger. Tom ate a burger and the chefs that we met who made that. That is the coolest story I've heard in a long time.

Phil Lee. Phil Lee. Phil Lee, he was described to me as the only white man that Japanese people will let touch their sushi. Yeah. I'd like to check the etymology of that. Lee. Yeah. That seems yeah, yeah. That seems a little suspect.

See if that's not a stage name, Phillip. How do you spell that Lee? Is that L-E-I-G-H? That L-I? There's a different story going on here. But yeah, I asked him, I said, when did you know that you were really, like, fire with sushi? Like, when did you know it? And he was like, I knew I wanted to be a sushi chef chef at 13 which is the craziest sentence i've ever heard imagine being a 13 year old boy being

like and not not just being like i want to be a chef because i said that to him i said sushi specifically he was like yes that's crazy seventh grade boy all you're doing is jerking off and this guy is like i want to do sushi he said 13 at 13, I wanted to do it. At 18, I started to be like, I started rolling sushi at some restaurant. Me and my wife, like we made our own little mom and pop shop. We'll tell the Rogan story in a second. But he said, actually, I think it was pretty recently. He was in Japan at like the place of all places. He rolled the sushi for like these, you know, like Japanese, you know, like very important people.

And the guy said to him, that was very good. He was like, that's what I knew. That was the moment I knew. I hope he gets a shit bao. What's that? Shit bao. What's that? It's a curb.

You got to go all the way down. All the way down. Right, right, right. If you want to come in here, you got to go all the way. But when Tom was eating the burger and then ate his wife's strawberry shortcake. Yeah. And I mean, at one point, Tom just had food. I mean, there was conversation flying.

He was just like. It was that good. It was a full spread. And yeah, Rogan came through and was the first time we got to kick it with him. So it's a KC Radio bucket list moment to hang out with Joe Rogan who is exactly Joe Rogan it was it made me like him so much more not that I ever thought there was any sort of shtick but like he is as authentic as it gets yeah like it like it or hate it you know there are plenty of people who think he's a meathead and don't like it or whatever there's

obviously a meathead he's get a bad rap He's the best meathead in the world. I say it endearingly. He's like, he's just like, we were talking about elk meat and knee surgery and MMA and like all the shit that like, you know, he was talking about doing collagen treatments for your face with red light treatments. And I was like, holy fucking shit. He does this on the clock and off the clock he does it for three hours at the show and then he just keeps doing it

at the bar it's crazy dude the i i i was telling somebody oh lou and i was like dude if like if i just told you this is what joe rogan was talking about when i met him you'd be like, you're making that up. The script gets rejected from Hollywood. If you guys wrote a sketch about Joe Rogan and you were like, all right, so Joe's going to show up and he's going to talk about elk meat and his compound and bow hunting and all this shit, I would be like, come on, let's be a little realistic here. Nope. It was 100% where I was like, so first of all,

I do have, he carries such a wake to him that, like, first of all, I heard he was in the building. And I'm not a Joker fan, but I'm not, like, a massive, I'm not a super fan either, right? So, like, I would think that doesn't, I'm not like, oh, you know, like, but the second I heard he was in the building, your eyes just start darting. You're like, is thating It's like fucking Elvis shit And then Finally spotted him You were talking to him already You spotted him in the corner

And I think it was you guys I was like go over there I'm not going over there I'm not going to interrupt Kevin talking to Joe Rogan But then just like As we keep saying We're not going over there. You just start shifting over. We're like, wait, why are we halfway down the bar right now?

It's like a gravitational pull. Yeah. You're in Joe Rogan's orbit. I said I don't even want to go, but I don't stop me. Like, it was crazy. I had a very awkward moment burt said to me rogan's coming have you ever met him i said no he's like you got to meet him he's a great guy he's gonna love you guys and i was like cool you know if we do we do if we don't we

don't i i was very surprised i as i understand it rogan's a pretty like private dude and doesn't go out much and this was a very like this was a bar it wasn't like a fancy place it was just like you know a nice bar but it was like a lot of i mean i guess you come to realize everyone in the room's a billionaire so it's not yeah i believe it's not a members only bar okay so it's so it is enough but i still i was like i feel like if rogan walks in here it's gonna be like a frenzy so like i don't know maybe because maybe he doesn't and everybody's like well when joe says he's gonna do something he usually does it but anyway he comes and he's talking to burt and tom and all those guys and and so burt makes eyes with me and do something, he usually does it. But anyway, he comes and he's talking to Bert and Tom and all those guys.

And so Bert makes eyes with me. And he kind of, he like does that, like he looks over the conversation and kind of gives me a nod. And I was like, okay, I think it's time. So then I start walking over there and by the time I get there,

he's not looking at me anymore. He's just back in the conversation. And I don't know whether that was like, hey, pussy, just join the conversation by yourself or not. And I just kept going. And I walked up those stairs and I pretended to take a phone call outside. Oh, I saw that!

Okay. Because when we saw it real quick, I was like, wait, is that Kevin? No, he's outside taking a phone call. I stood there for a second. You had the phone out. You saw that shit. I did the whole thing.

I did the whole thing. Because I was playing the wall. I was just standing on the wall. And I was like, this is even more awkward if I'm waiting to get subbed into the game. So I was like, I'm going to just go stand here. And then there was a bouncer there. And I was like, can I go outside? And he was like, yeah.

And I was like, I got to take a phone call. And then I just stood there for like 30 seconds, and I hung up, and it was locked from the outside, so I had to knock, and he came back in, and then I walked, and then I had my way back towards that little talking circle is when Bert grabbed me and said, I want to introduce you to somebody.

So I was like, oh my God. Dude, I did the... No, it's so ridiculous. I mean, it's just... It's not, though. I it's so ridiculous i mean it's just i mean it is but it's just like so silly like it's well it's it feels particularly silly at the end of the day joe joe was one of like the most like gracious humble like nice like it was silly to be nervous about him yeah i mean but no but it's not like well just because he's a nice guy like he's still like it's like i all i hear is tom brady's this guy Someone goes Yo go talk to Tom I'm like what are you

Fucking crazy Nuts I mean I think I'll say this I have a personal rule I'm not just gonna Roll up to anybody Who has personal

Bodyguards with them That's a whole other level Like we've been around Some famous people I don't think we've ever Seen bodyguards Nah Well

People have brought Bodyguards to the office Never just in public Never just around Yeah Yeah people have I don't know But I've brought Bodyguards to the office Never just in public Never just around Yeah Yeah people have I don't know But I've seen

Bodyguards Like I was thinking About Hemsworth He didn't really have He was on I'm sure they were there Yeah I'm sure He just couldn't even get

Close to that room at all Like in the lobby or whatever But those guys are awesome Those guys I feel like We should get those guys On the podcast Probably not allowed

But like the Joe Rogan comedy mothership bouncers. At one point, this one guy, I think the only probably like normal guy in the room who was not, you know, somebody elite came over and had a few too many and very awkwardly interrupted a conversation. No Joe and Tom and Bert. And he was nice. He was like, I'm a Bustin' with the Boys. Of course, the Bustin' with the Boys fan, just a total scumbag. And he was just, you know, just he was nice. He was like, I'm going to bust him with the boys. Of course, the bust him with the boys fan, just a total scumbag. And he was just, you know, just – he was saying nice things, but, you know, when they just linger. Yeah, yeah.

And they linger and they linger. And everybody was kind of like, all right, dude. And the guy came over and gave him like a pat on the stomach like, okay, okay, it's time to go. And he still kept trying to be like, just wanted to say thank you. I was like, bro, you're about to get fucking tossed by a Navy SEAL. Just go, dude. Just walk away. But yeah, it's a funny thing to just be like.

I mean, I have not been that awkward about meeting somebody in a long time. In a long time. Well, you were over there, and then Bert sent over a photographer to get me Yeah Because he wanted to take that picture So he like Sends a photographer over Great picture by the way And I like Exactly

Kind of what you did Where I was like Very sheepishly going over there And I was like This is so weird This is so weird This is so weird And then we take a picture

And I kind of Bert's like Let's get in here And I kind of like Just kind of mosey on in And I get in the picture And then the person I'm next to Just looks at me

And goes Who the fuck are you And I was like I can't wait for this picture. And I get in the picture. And then the person I'm next to just looks at me and goes, who the fuck are you? And I was like, I can't wait for this picture to be done so I can get the fuck out of here. It's hard to navigate because as we were pulling in, I was like, hey, Joe, that's my co-host over there. But it was loud. And no one's listening. And I was like, I wanted this to be over so bad too. But by the time I did meet him and we talked and it was – I was kind of on the outside. There was a moon in the universe and then eventually it crashed into Earth.

And my space metaphors don't go very long, folks. You were a moon and you crashed into Earth. If we ever get on Rogan and we're talking about aliens in space, leave that one in the pocket, okay? But like, you know when you're a moon and you crashed out? I was listening and exactly in my head was like, if this... If I tell people, they're not going to believe me. You particularly hadn't. He's just like

He's like Have you seen the guy's forearms They're fucking the size of a tree And I was like I like muscles Who's he talking about Bro I was

I In my head I was like I had a thought And I was like How can I talk to Joe About John's muscles I wanted to be like

Yo I know a guy. He's got big muscles. We did this combine thing. He lifted a lot. But he's like, and then he's like, he pulls up a picture. To be fair, humongous muscles. Are we not saying it? Okay, I was going to say, we're not saying his name for a reason.

We were talking about Steve Garvey, the ex-baseball player who now is a politician. But that's when it really kicked in. When he was like, he's a Republican senator from California. He's winning. And I was like, hang on. We're talking about a guy's muscles. I'm just a Republican senator from California. And this is crazy.

And then it goes, he's got an MMA frame. And I was like, no way. It's as advertised. It's as advertised, man. And then he's as advertised man and he shows me a picture he showed me a picture he's like these things they punch a hole in your fucking head and i'm joe nice to meet you this is crazy to be fair if you google this picture of steve garvey no dude the picture he has he has uh like abominable snowmen, like Yeti arms. They're hairy and they're big.

Makes the baseball bat look like a toothpick. And I was like, you are fucking right. Those are the biggest goddamn forearms I've ever seen, Joe Rogan. Bro, that picture he was showing us was the, it's a Twitter account. It's called Garvey's Forearms. There you go. And it's a very account. It's called Garvey's Forearms. There you go. And it's a very inactive one. It has one tweet ever.

That's all you need. But I think he probably just Googled what I Googled, which is Steve Garvey Forearms. And that's the one that came up. And that's just the profile pic for the Twitter account called Steve Garvey's Forearms. It's absolutely incredible. It was like three or four times. Rogan was talking about one of those guys, it's either Goggins or, you know, one of the healthy guys, the Navy SEAL guy.

And he was like, I, I kinda, you know, was half out of this conversation. I come back in and he's like, they chopped the bone off his fucking knee and screwed it back together. And they said, you might not ever walk again. He's running hundreds of miles. Cause he said, fuck you, you might not ever walk again. He's running hundreds of miles because he said, fuck you, bitch. You are the man, Joe Rogan.

Show me pictures of the x-ray with the screws in his leg and everything. I mean, that makes me so happy to know that none of that is forced because that means he loves his life. There are times, know i mean we're pretty i think we're a good example of it too because i don't really get tired of the shit we talk about but let's say chiclets sometimes like i just don't want to fucking talk about hockey yeah but we got it for the podcast you know like that's what he wants to do whether whether he's on the clock or off the clock whether he's making millions or or not like that's just what he does uh so uh pavs had a great line to me when we were talking before

you were probably talking to him and uh and and he's like he's like i'm uh he's gonna probably so i was explaining the whole thing about what i said earlier i like i was like i'm not even like a fangirl but my head can't stop looking for him. Yeah, yeah. And Paz is like, dude, I'm like the biggest Rogan fangirl. And I was like, really? I still am. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's definitely one of my top five people. Well, yeah.

Oh, I wish if I had known that, I would have made sure to introduce you. I would have actually been way too nervous. But he's like, he was like, dude, he's like, I was like, he's like, in college, it was crazy. Like, it was just like You know you kind of Smoke weed and listen to it Like it's kind of like Frat boy

You kind of grow out of that And I was like Into barstool I was like Oh do you Oh you grew out of that You grew out of that He's like once I got to barstool

I kind of stopped listening He's like ah yes I listened to the Aging ruminings Of these two fucking Masters of industry. Ah, finally, some adult contemporary. John and Kevin, take it away.

So I'm in this elevator choking on a ghost. Our last episode literally had a guy say, when was the last time you took a violent dump? That was the segment of our show. But I'm happy to know that you graduated to higher things, Paps. Man. Yo, it was pretty awesome to hear Bert and Tom talking about Out of Order. Yeah. Both of them to me were like, that sketch show is fucking funny.

I mean. Bert had one line where he was like, it's really, really good. And I was like, thank you very much. Like, you know, there's something there. Like, and I was like, dude, I hope I'm right. I hope you're right. And he just looks right. Because, dude, I'm always right.

Yo, yo, the best part. He did this to me like three or four times. He, he, and he, he he he'll tell you himself but burt kreischer is the number one introducer on yeah oh easy i'll go as far to say burt kreischer introducing people to other people he is better at that than anybody is at any craft on the planet. Better than the sushi guy. Better than LeBron at basketball.

Better than Brady at football. Bert Kreischer introducing you and he said, he goes, this is where I fucking shine. He brought me and John

over to, again, literally a circle of billionaires. He goes, you want to meet a billionaire? I was like, okay,

real subtle here, real subtle, Bert. So he brings us over and again, we're talking to these guys who have a billion dollars and are like and i asked them if the restaurant business is going well i knew they were billionaires bro he goes they answered honestly no they started they laughed at first. All three of them laughed. They're like, yeah, it's going pretty good. Yeah, it's going pretty good. I was meeting billionaires. I said, this is what you guys do.

They're at the restaurant business. Oh, how's that going? I don't know, dude. How's a billion dollars? They had like 1,500 restaurants, and I think they said they had 16 Michelin star restaurants in New York. Yeah. I think they had 16 stars. So I star restaurants in New York. Yeah. I think they had 16 stars. So I think one has like three.

Oh, okay. Either way, when we asked, like, someone was like, they're from New York, and they were like, what restaurants do you have there? And he was like, oh, I don't know. Couldn't remember his Michelin star restaurants. But Bert calls us over, and he's like, you got to meet these two guys. They have, like, you would have thought we had fucking rogan's podcast you know he was like their work for barstool sports it's called ksu radio john

feidelberg the two funniest fucking guys the best podcast you've ever been it was like the you know the longest introduction ever and we're just like hi he is he is quite the matchmaker he was like i smoked that yeah yeah he really did he really he knows he knows when he does well he he is uh he's the best man he is the best and he i would watch him if they if they did like a patreon i would watch it's just burt introduces people to people yep it's like i i've never, I've never been more hard in my life when he's introducing me. I'm like, boy, I wish any of this was true. I know, I know. I was like, now we, you know. He's fucking hilarious.

They got a huge... I was like, if we end up talking to these guys at all, they're going to be like, that was a lie. None of this is true. He's the smartest guy. He gets things. He just gets things. How's the restaurant business? So you guys sell a lot of food, huh? At one point, I knew I was, again, just did not really prepare myself for these things.

At one point, it was like, Burt was like, meet this guy. He's a billionaire. And then I got introduced to a Ferrari dealer. I was like, I am – and he starts talking to me about this new Ferrari that people are buying. And I was like, brother, I drive a beat-up Ford Explorer. You are talking to the wrong person. And then I see Bert from a distance filming while I'm talking to this guy. And I don't know what he said, but I'm picturing him on Instagram being like,

that's KFC buying a Ferrari right now. Somehow I'm going to have some rumor that I'm buying Ferraris in Austin or some shit. But just a different level that I've not been quite exposed yet to. And I will say this, though. You know, if you dabble in any of that entrepreneurial type podcast and influencers and stuff and they're always networking

and all that, they really do that shit. They all were like, take down my number. Let's talk. I even know if you tap tips of your phone it exchanges numbers. Did you see that? That was the coolest thing I've ever seen. I was like, this guy, did you invent the iPhone? I was like, for all I know, you might be Steve Jobs' right-hand man.

I didn't even know iPhones could do that. But, you know, they were like, if you want to come to the after party, like, here's my number. Whenever you're in New York, whenever you're in this city, that city, like, we got you. I was like, do we have people, John? Do we have people now that we can like text and be like, what restaurant should I go to

in this city? And they're going to like get us reservations and shit? Nah, we do. Yeah. I mean, I don't because I would never text that. Well, yeah. I feel like when you give me your number, if I reach out to you, that's a breach of trust. That you got no business using that number that I gave you.

Anytime someone gives you their number, I'm like, they would just be in play. You know what? They never want to hear from me. You know what? That's what I do for you. You make me go to things, and I do the networking. Yes. Yeah.

It really works out well. That's actually really true. You get me to the place, and then I will follow up with the texting and stuff. And then we get to keep going to these things. That's a very good relationship. What a symbiotic relationship we have here. It's a perfect little – we're never going to break up. We're never going to break up.

I was thinking about it the other day. We can't – it can't exist without each other. We will – if we break up, we die. We will just wilt and die as humans. What's wrong? Bring it on in. Do we got Cheatsa? Oh, no.

Oh. Oh, no. Oh. Oh, my God. Happy birthday to you. Thank you, girl. Happy birthday to... Is that a sprinkle? Mama. Oh, we're doing this.

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Do not miss The Gentleman, now playing only on Netflix. Yeah, so it is my birthday, 39. This is 39. Jackie almost started crying in the elevator last night. Yeah. You're a little psycho, huh? You got emotional. When I first said it at the bar, you were very like, and then in the elevator, you were like misty-eyed.

I can't stop crying. Oh. Like in general or about my birthday? No, no, in general. Okay. Okay. It was, we're all in the elevator riding it up and she was like i got scared i thought something happened she looked at her phone and she went oh my god kevin and i was

like what it's her birthday that was crying and freaking out it was wild uh 39 has um 39 As 39. That was good. That was good. 39 has been the. 39? The first. 39? What is that? 39? It's Schmidt from New Girl, but it's 29.

Oh, okay. 29? 39? 39? I have no... I know another noise is coming. No. Jack Hughes is mad this water is in the camera shot. Oh, yep. It's probably still in the camera shot, right?

Yeah. My 40s just simply mathematically physically literally reality wise have to be better than my 30s okay my 30s my 30s were a fucking wreck like start to goddamn finish was a fucking nightmare is currently a fucking nightmare like we have a whole decade we like that's nightmare nightmare nightmare dude birth of my kids sale of barstool all the best things happen in that decade and i'm still like my 30s will be the worst decade truly that's fucking insane all the best things happen and i'm still like i could take it or leave yeah right uh you know yeah if you could do it all over again but like it's like anything else i think the uh the we always say the fear of something

happening is worse than the thing happening i think 40 will be fine but 39 i'm like yeah I see that makes sense But you are Generally speaking A 40 year old man So like I think you're almost It's gonna get Like you're kinda gonna be like Like a little bit of a freedom Where you're like

I'm now who I am Yes I'll live my truth Oh by the way Forget this story sucks Who cares Ron White Yeah

Fuck my stupid life Life problem I was story sucks. Who cares? Ron White. Yeah. Fuck my stupid life. Life. I was interested, but OK. No, but Ron White. I would say I didn't get to speak with Ron because I was more afraid I would have gone up to Rogan a hundred times before I went up to Ron White. Yeah. Ron White.

And I did not know that that Ron White did that for me that way. He is like he was just there eating those burgers like everyone else was. He had his wife with him. Just looking like a fucking rock star. That silver mane. And he's all fit now and skinny. And I was like, holy shit, that's Ron White, bro. Ron on Blue Collar Comedy was, I think I always say, Jon Stewart hosting SNL was the first time where I was like, that's Ron White, bro. Ron on Blue Collar Comedy was, I think I always say, Jon Stewart hosting SNL was the first time where I was like,

that's funny, I want to do stuff like that. But Ron White on Blue Collar Comedy was like, I mean, he was. The man. I don't think you couldn't, I was of the DVD generation, so you couldn't burn it out. Or at least maybe you could and I just didn't. What do you mean burn it out? You watched it so many times.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think you could do DVDs if you just didn't get it. But I would have run out of fucking blue-collar comedy. I liked everyone else, but I would always go right to Ron White. For our generation of like... I mean, we were probably younger, but we were like trying to be cool. You know what I mean?

Like at the age of like I'm going to try to be a cool guy. Like Ron White was that dude. Drinking his whiskey, telling stories, you know, war stories. The story where he was too drunk to sit on a plane. I was like, I'm going to do that one day. My favorite when he's like, the drunken public. That one always sucks with me. I did not want to be drunk in public.

Tell me I'm too drunk to sit down. Fuck yeah, brother. I was like nine. You did it too. Fucking hell yeah. You did it in Vegas. Yeah, I set a goal and I accomplished it. That was my only goal in my life.

Be too drunk to sit on a plane. I think there was something about, like, with Rogan, I was like, you know, .001% chance we ever do something with Rogan, whether it's content or just business or just get in his circle in any way, shape, or form. like there is like a professional side to this that like i have to go talk to him you know what i mean like because part of me was gonna be like i'm just gonna let joe enjoy the night he's probably he's here for his friends i'm not gonna be this but i was like i gotta you know but even ron white i was like someone was like go say hello to him and i was like i'm not doing that i'm not doing that and if somebody like somehow introduces me fine but i am not gonna just go over to ron white he is that fucking dude man uh they really

are also like uh shane gillis came through after his set at the mothership and so then like he joined the circle and like the cameramen and the photographers were putting the cameras over the top of the circle and just firing it off and it was like burt shane tom joe tony hinchcliffe uh the stuff violent guys like everybody in a circle and i was like the you know with the exception of like taylor swift and like the mega acts right now i feel like music is kind of like in a shitty spot like these guys like the rock stars right now you know these guys are the are the people that everyone's like, oh, fuck. You know, those guys,

like the way you would talk about like this band was hanging out with this rapper and like, all those guys were in the room together just hanging out. It was,

there was a palpable change when Gillis walked into it. I was going to say, I don't know if it's like, they're in the building. If it was like, like Rogan, like it's known like,

don't do that when Joe comes. But it was, it was, I didn't realize Rogan had come into the room because I kept darting up because we were, like, down in, like, a basement type deal. So I always kept darting up at the catwalk when I was talking about how, like, I heard he's in the building and I was seeing if he was coming down. And then I was just like, wait, he's right there. So, like, there wasn't that commotion. Yeah.

When Shane walked in, it was like – Big boys here. Yeah. Yeah. Big time. Well, he's also just so, like, big boys here. Yeah. Big time. Well, he's also just so like, like lovable.

You know what I mean? I'll tell you who, like Shane Gillis, the Gillis gang might be the best crew in America. Chris and Tommy roll in, Stuff Island rolls in,

Guard Dog, Sean Gardini rolls in, LaMare rolls in, and within like 15 minutes, they're eating all the food. La Mer's grabbing all the merch she can get. And Shane was like, I just love bringing my idiot friends to all these events. It's like they're the only guys just taking all the free shit. La Mer had a shirt with a hook, a hanger on it still.

And he goes, this is a good hanger. It's like, are you stealing hangers from the party lamere that was someone was like there's hats in the back you said i'll be right back in lamere's defense when i fucking i was like let me see that hanger and i touched it and i held the weight of it in my hands now dude that's a good it was like a nice like a wooden hanger i was like hang on a second lamere where'd you get this hanger at and the funniest thing is you know if you go home right now there is now one hanger in la mer he's like i have an hanger a hanger uh yeah it's uh it's i'm i'm just very uh shout out to everybody at barcelona doing all the streams

clemmer has a staggering amount of people watching him and uh jerry broke the caitlyn clark scoring record that one faster than how math five hours yeah someone someone 500 threes like it's one thing he had 600 something twos 700 free throws but 500 threes that's crazy that's a lot of a lot of three-pointers in five hours like you're gonna get tired you get like defeated and you just gotta keep putting them up 500 threes. That's crazy. That's a lot of three-pointers in five hours. You're going to get tired. You get defeated, and you just got to keep putting them up. That's impressive.

Someone had done the math. Hank quote tweeted it and was like, I hate these people. Just let Jerry cook. But someone had done the math, the analytics, being like, it's going to take Jerry 20-plus hours. And he did it. And I just assumed, like me, like always, I assume the analytics person is right because they can do something that I can't do.

So I'm like, I'm sure that's right. I don't fucking know. And it turns out you can't fucking factor in bully heart in an equation. I was going to say. KFC Radio is sponsored by BetterHelp. A lot of us spend our lives wishing we had more time. The question is, time for what? If time was unlimited, how would you use it?

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feel like you know it's it's for me maybe you can do those things that's not for me but my point being that like last night was a good reminder i feel like sometimes uh we're you know we don't have the highest self-esteem in the world and i was like we're doing something right to be in that room and and and hanging out with those people and it all going well so So in classic Barstool fashion, there are three great streams that everybody would be watching individually that are all happening at the same time. The Coleman Jim Tomei saga is one for the record books. That one was insane. To be fair, I don't think I'd have gotten Tomei.

I think I was thinking about it myself. I think eventually I probably would have just been like, let me just start naming sluggers, and I think I would have talked about that Indians team eventually. I think I would have thought. Probably. You know what I would have thought? I think I would have started thinking about Manny Ramirez

and been like, no, he didn't get it done, but who did Manny play with and all that sort of shit? I wouldn't have confidently been like, oh, yeah, it's Jim Tomei. But I think I would have just said his name. Is it Tomei or Tomei? I think I say Tomei. Tomei. Yeah, it's Tomei.

It's Tomei. With that one, I don't know why it is about this that has made me so impressed with Dan. I was like, Dan's got fuck fuck i obviously dan's got juice the fact that dan got a little bit on the phone quickly i was like damn dan dan's got juice he got he got jim tomei's wife i i sort of am more impressed than like I'm like offers to interview the president. I was like, holy shit, Jim Tomei's wife is on the phone. In a weird way, I'm more impressed that he got Jim Tomei's wife than Jim Tomei. Yeah, 100 percent. If he had – what?

Oh, yeah. If he got Jim on the show, I'd be like – That would make sense. But the fact that he was – how does that even come about? She's talking – did you hear Kirk just say Jim Tomei? No. When he was like – he's on the phone in the studio, and he was like, Tom Selleck's trending on Twitter. So is Jim Tomei. Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Didn't pick up on it at all. The funniest thing to me is him being totally exposed as a fraud Yankee fan, which I think was – he couldn't name the teams in the AL East. That's crazy. Because at one point they were like, he didn't know Babe Ruth's number. And I'm like – I've been on the record. I don't know anybody's number. So to me, I can understand those things. I mean, I do know Babe Ruth.

I do know Aaron Judge. So the ones they were talking about, I get. But to be like, just name the teams the Yankees play against. I was like, oh. I know Ruth, actually. I know the single digit. Was it eight? Three.

Three? I think. Three? No, three makes sense. I can see the bends. That's why I said eight. But 99 and Aaron Judge is like, you know. Even if you're like.

But I almost commend him on that. That means he like looked those yankee guys in the face and was like i'm a die-hard yankee fan i'll produce your show tip of the cap my sir but the ending to that cracked me up when kirk when he was just like jim jim jim tome tome tome jim jim tome and Kirk's like, that's right. You got it. Good job. We did 30 hours for that. We got to wrap up.

But before we wrap up, I do want to say, I texted you guys about this. It's all I thought about for two days. If Larry David ends Curb Your Enthusiasm exactly like Seinfeld, it is the most iconic piece of television in the history that's a flex

remember the thing that everybody hated so much and said that was the worst way to ever do it I'm running it back he's like I thought

it was funny I'm doing it again like that would be again the ultimate authenticity I do think because weirdly he's done it

three times now he's at least used a quote unquote fucking up as content. Obviously, the Assigned Field ending. Curb season seven, eight maybe. The whole thing is based on Assigned Field reunion. So, and it always throughout that season, a lot of the guy, or at least when he's trying to convince the cast to do it again, he's like, and they're like, yeah, we'll do it right this time.

And his rebuttal is always, well, I thought it was good. We did it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah we'll do it right this time. And his rebuttal is always, well, I thought it was good. We did it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it's the biggest.

So he's going to, it's, if you're not catching up on this season of curve, it actually is great. I, I, I think curve had a season or two downfall, but I think this season is, is very funny again. And it is, I'm not like making it like it's either happening or larry wants you to think he's doing like he's very clearly on a train track where he is heading to court it is with like the see with the episode five i think just ended where his lawyer forgot to file paperwork in time that was going to get him out of court so he's he's he's clearly going to be like on the stands like so and he's just like

i don't like everyone hated it i never minded it because i don't think there's a a clean way to end a show like that where characters never show growth where like there's they never become a better person there's not like they're all new girl like nick miller's always striving for being a writer, and Schmidt is looking for love with CeCe in The Office. The characters are trying to get better. In shows like Seinfeld and Sonny and Curb, the characters never are trying to get better. They're scumbags. They're all bad people.

So, like, you kind of just got to, like, I don't know, have an unorthodox ending and bring all the hits back. I bet you this time it will be well received. Yeah. But like it is because I think it will obviously

because like he fucking did it. He had the blueprint for something everyone hated and was like I thought it was good so I'm doing it again. I think if people watch

the Seinfeld finale now I think that's aged better than Oh I have no I watch it all the time. I have no problem. I when I first saw it I was fucking eight or nine or whatever. now i think that's aged better than oh i have no i watched all the time i have no problem i i when i first saw it i was fucking eight or nine or whatever uh and my parents had a big party for it

and uh yeah that's the whitest shit i ever heard so we had like a seinfeld finale oh wait let's just tell real quick the the it was one guy who was over-served last night at the bar and was just pretty much the worst person alive. He was so obnoxious. Or at least the worst drunk person. Maybe he's great when he's sober. This guy drunk was just so obnoxious, like trying to flex money, trying to flex status, just making weird noises. And he said to John john where are you from he first he asked me he's like so like he's like is this what like life's always like for you like just fucking

surrounded by celebrities and i was like i was like nah man like i usually just hang out with my friends he goes oh cool john like you and your friends all right man hang out with my friends. He goes, oh, cool, John. You and your friends. I was like, all right, man. Hanging out with people. And then I was like, where are you from? And I was like, I'm from Massachusetts. He goes, f***. And I was like, oh, all right.

I actually, for the first time in a long time, I was like, punch him in the face. Yeah? Brain snap, snap like hit him thank god you're not that guy knocking motherfuckers out yeah yeah and and i like i i pushed that part down i was like where are you from and he went massachusetts i was like i was like that's kind of funny the man where are you from massachusetts where are you from massachusetts legend the more i'm talking about this guy the more i'm like i think he's great but when i was talking to him i was like i despise this person um legendary guy to cap off a legendary

night uh so thank you to burton tom and roan and shout out to Shane and all the boys and we're going to go do our first Two Bears One Cave ever so that'll probably be out they stack them up and release them you know in the future so it might be a couple months but you'll see KFC Radio on Two Bears so

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