KFC Radio - We React to Chris Rock's “Controversial” Will Smith Jokes From His Live Netflix Special Ft. Josh Potter

Episode Date: March 7, 2023

- Everyone should do "Adult Weeks" - Is Feits wearing a MAGA hat? - Feits bombed infront of his Priest - Feits' Tattoos mean nothing anymore - Chris Rock livestreamed his Netflix special - The Last of Us recap - The Knicks are hot - Who is more famous: Morgan Wallen or Aaron Rogers? - Video Voicemails - Josh Potter Interview +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ TImecodes: 00:00:00 Start 00:00:40 Everyone should do Adult Weeks 00:13:41 Is Feits wearing a MAGA hat? 00:17:20 Feits bombed infront of his Priest 00:19:51 Feits' Tattoos mean nothing anymore 00:22:52 Chris Rock livestreamed his Netflix special 00:36:12 The Last of Us recap 01:02:31 The Knicks are hot 01:22:24 Who is more famous: Morgan Wallen or Aaron Rogers? 01:31:10 Video Voicemails 02:01:45 Josh Potter Interview +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Pirate Water: Go to drinkpiratewater.com to find pirate water in a location near you Rhoback: Go to https://barstool.link/RhobackBSS and use code "KEVIN" for 20% off your first purchase Hellofresh: Go to https://barstool.link/HFKFC and use code KFC60 for 60% off + free shippingYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. And then they... Because then they, like, really let it out. Ah! Ah! Are you ready for this? Are you ready for this? It's another edition of KFC Radio on the Barstool Sports Network. Your boy, Feidelberg's back.

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I recommend adult weeks. Dude, I went to the National Guard. What? Like, you know, one week a month. Oh, oh, oh. Yeah. One week a year. Yeah.

Just being an adult. Just take off. It's really fun. I went to the dentist. I went to the doctor. I started my taxes. I fucking bought a suit. You really did, dude. Yeah. Yeah. It's really fun. I went to the dentist. I went to the doctor. I started my taxes. I fucking bought a suit. You really did, dude.

Check, check, check, check, check. Dude, I did. I had like- If you had a car, you could have fixed your car, cleaned it up. One week a year. It's all it takes. It's all it takes. I'm good to go now.

No, it really is true. It really is true. If you take- Too many people take mental health days and do nothing. You need to do like, yeah, adult days. Like get your shit straight days. And it it really you only need like three of them it was it was divine it was unbelievable i i caught up on tv it was like fucking i like the idea you know like when if you if you talk about how much work actual work people do at their jobs it's like an hour a day

maybe and most of it is because unless you work you know i'm sure there's some extreme jobs the most part you're at a desk you're just doing shit on the computer if you were to cram it all down it's like a football game yeah there's only seven minutes action there's only seven minutes of work i remember saying that like i was young at like like i was at like like a fucking government building with my mom and everyone was just sitting like we're the dmv wherever the fuck we were, one of the places. And I was like, I was young to realize this.

I was like, if everyone could just get their work done, like when you show up and it's there. And that's not how the world works. I understand that. The only reason I was able to do this is because that's how Deloitte operated. They gave me the work in the beginning. And it really is so unique.

But if you could do that, beginning of every month, they said, here are your 12, between 12 and 20, just call it projects to get done and they would this one was due on the fourth this one was due on the 6th 8th 12th 15th 20th and they would all be kind of spread out and like some weeks would be horrible other weeks would be light but i knew what i needed to do usually the thing was you could only start it within a two-day span. So I couldn't do everything, but I could do a lot of them.

And there was enough free time to do all this blog shit, to fucking build a blog. And that's just how most of the world probably works, where it's like if you could just get it up front, you would do... It would be a lot easier. Like homework. This is what you have to have done today. Yes, right.

Okay, I'll get that done. I'll'll get that and then i'll have the day but but so even more than that is like like if i have one thing on my to-do list i met with a priest by the way i did that i did i had i had i did a lot i i yeah you did a lot i checked this is every single box i met with a priest for other reasons other than myself. It wasn't me. Like confession or some shit? Yeah. John is a good example of when you get addicted to this blog life, podcast life,

if you take a couple episodes off, you're like, I've got a novel of material. Dude, I was home. I called. I was like, I'll do a zoom i have so much to say right now let's do a zoom this week like there's just like wait you don't realize how much you get off your chest just like thoughts if these opinions off if these takes off when you you have a podcast like three days a week it's like yeah i need to talk i need to say all these fucking things but to get done like i, I let, I never pay any of my parking tickets.

I never pay any of my bills. I never do this. I never do that. And then it snowballs to a point where it's like, I can't just do it anymore. Now I need to like call someone to get on this list to, you know, cause I've, uh, whatever it is, like, it's like, it's, it's just, it's a good adult lesson. And these are the things that should be taught in school. Like do things before they become actually hard

You know actually time consuming But even when it gets to the time consuming part It's like A few days worth of appointments I'm straight until 2024 You're good Literally I have nothing to do until 2024 That's amazing

I kind of got close. I have no responsibilities until 2024, in which case I will need to start my taxes again and go to the doctor and go to the dentist. And then I'm good again until 2025. I'm in the middle of my taxes, which shout out to my accountant

that I've mentioned a couple times over the years, who I loved. What's an accountant run you, by the way? okay i'm getting overcharged uh i had a feeling john just wait mine cost 600 okay having since come into this money i asked uh i got with the same tax people that dave used uh i'm pretty sure they're taking me on as like a charity yeah i'm like oh you know they take on high net worth individuals i think i'm like poor compared to the rest of the people but they're doing some work for me because i was like all right now i got like you know weird weird money so like someone who really knows what the fuck you're talking about yeah when i call my old accountant um i think i've

used his name before but i'm not going to use his name anymore. Let's call him Henry. I don't know why. Henry, the first thing we would do is talk about his dogs. He trains and breeds beagles to the point that they're in Westminster. Dude, that's better than one of my money guys who just mails me Breitbart articles and then calls me on the phone to talk about what my finances are doing, and he just reads it to me. Like, I have it in front of me.

I already know this is not your shit. He just reads it. Like, dude, he sent me my portfolio this year, and he's like, he's like, hey, you gonna look at it? And I was like, yeah, I'm opening it right now. I hadn't opened it. Flip to page one.

It's a printed Breitbart article. With, like... It's like a HuffPo. It's like Biden's face with like an X through it. And he's like, alright, now it's time to talk about everyone's favorite guy. Oh my god. Well, you're talking Biden. I'm talking literally about Beagles and what their score was at the show and all this shit.

He also is unfortunately getting older and sick. So I get like the whole scoop on all of his everything else. So I pay him $600. I also found out that I owe $150,000 in taxes in the past few years. So maybe pay someone more than $600. I paid $600 the last few years, and I accrued $150,000 worth of basically tax mistakes. The new guy was like, what's going on here? And I've had this problem before.

Henry's been pretty tied up in breeding recently. I'm going to sell one of your fucking beagles to pay for my taxes um but like it's it's not like i mean thank fucking god i got the equity money because it's just like mistakes from the past you don't have any money anymore back to even i guess wesley snipes over here your big payday was black friday you're like all right we're out of the red back to square one i mean thank fucking god and i don't have the heart to call him and be like hey dude what are you doing but i did tell the rest of my family he uses it i was like just so you know but it is i don't even know i don't know if it's my fault his fault barcel's fault payroll's fault but like like, I'm just

and I think this happens with other people too. I just get taxed at like the wrong rate. It's just too low. Yes. And then the year ends and they're like, you owe more. And I'm like, just take out the right fucking amount. I'm asking the government to take my money periodically.

Like, do it. As I understand, that's 100% honest. but i do the same but i i know like the guy was asking me he was like did you claim one or zero do you have any dependents do you have any of this and i'm like no i can't claim my kids because they have primary residence with their mom i don't own a house not married i'm like all the things that you could do i can't even do so claim your kids if? If they have primary residence with someone else. Well, like, we probably... The guy said to me, he was like, why don't you...

You're not even a single dad in the eyes of the government? I don't think so. How fucked is that? They're like, no, it doesn't count, man. It doesn't count. Which is the ultimate bullshit. What do you do? You feed them chicken McNuggets?

I'm still fucking paying for them. I'm still doing all this shit with them, but i don't even get the tax break fuck that single dads are the most left behind group in society today uh but i i don't you're right i mean i it's of course my fault somewhere along the line but i don't know what it could be i don't know how it could have happened because i never tried to get cute with my taxes I was always like that's the thing with my taxes too I pay a good amount when I started this taxes she was like you still owe us another $2,000

I pay you in installments of thousands of dollars thousands and it's 100% if I knew anything I could just do it on TurboTax I have nothing fancy with my taxes it's one of the best industries

that accountants are like, no, no, no, you can't do that. You don't know what you're doing. Take one adult week and you're probably going to figure it out. TurboTax is like click, click, click, click, right? It now just auto-fills your stuff and then it's like, check this.

Yeah, and it's like, I don't even care to check it you know yeah yeah i don't check it then i want a few thousand dollars uh yeah i mean it's sending us mechanics and vets and all that just like i i don't know what this is and you can just tell me this is how it goes and i'm just like okay i do remember the government last year sent me a letter being like in order to stop this from happening because i i i owed i owed at tax time and i still owe again like so they sent a letter being like we recommend that you pay four installments throughout the year to kind of smooth this out so you don't get butt fucked at the end of the year and the letter basically read like you don't have to but you should and if you don't pay it each time then interest will accrue on that amount and i was just like i'm not doing it i did it i'm just not i will never just pay money

because i should dude i have to okay but i did it one quarter this year and it is sucks sketchchy as hell Is this even real this letter Because you don't have a bill Take X amount of dollars And you're going to remember this Write this down somewhere I feel like it's almost like

A donation to like Wikipedia Or like a bake sale How much do you think you should give My accountant who the only time I've met her, I had a bag full of dildos with me. Not dildos, sex toys, sex toys. Remember when Pat got the fucking like thing. It's funny you say dildos.

It was like, and I, it was when I had like my purse. Yeah. And I was like sitting the whole meeting. All I'm thinking of is like, I hope this thing doesn't fall. Like just don't tip don't tip that would be so great she's she's explaining me all these things she's gonna do and how this is gonna work and i was like don't tip the fuck don't do not actually like 12 inch dildo falls over and there's a vibrating bouncing around the desk so that was all i could think about the whole

time and then she called me like three months later she's like it's like all right time to pay your taxes and i was like what are you talking about i just fucking paid my taxes and then that's the other thing it just comes around too it's like you pay in april and you forget you pay a little extra thing and next thing you know she's like just it literally felt like a go fund yeah put in like she's like we recommend about x amount but you know it's give or take it's all kind of guesswork and i was like i don't i don't think this should be guesswork oh why don't you just tell me what i owe you and the amount of shit that i've had to do with like it i'm not gonna question it just give me a number do it right right just make it happen

and be done with this yeah no it's i'm not smart enough to question it i'll never really be like well i don't know i'll be like you tell me a number, I'll give you that number. You know what I did learn tax-wise? That like, if I always was like, you know, trying to, you know, we're always like, oh, we're going to give you like $9,999. Because if you hit $10,000, the government knows it or blah, blah, blah, blah. Worry about taxes and shit. That all happens at the end when you die. I'm sorry, what did you say? Like, if I move around money i was

always like well see and then i'm gonna owe taxes so i gotta get here and if i want to give something to my mom how do i do it i have to like money launder or whatever and they were like no you can just give her money and then you get taxed on it but like it's it's at the end of your life like your estate gets taxed and i was like oh oh i don't give a fuck you mean when i'm dead i don't give a shit i'm gonna give I'm dead? Fuck if I give a shit. I don't give a shit. I'm going to give Keegan and Shay a bomb ass life and they're going to deal with that shit when I'm dead. I'm signing the Bill Gates thing.

No one's getting nothing. I really thought that if I gave money. Me, Gates, and Warren Buffett. You get nothing. I thought I would have to pay the taxes like that year. So I was like, like all right let me give this much here and that much there and we'll hide it in this and we'll buy that they're like no you paid at the end it was like the end of what like your life i was like my life that shit's not even

real that's the best i owe you you could ever give write that shit on a piece of paper you go biden i'll get you They've done to us. We're going to do that. I owe you, man. Yeah, the amount of shit that I'm slowly learning about all this, it's just like... And that's some shit that I'm like, you know, the government is like, butt fucks you with taxes, and then you, unless you get a little bit of money, and then it's like, oh, the Southern rich people stay rich.

They're like, well, we'll just pay when we're old. Bend over, Lady Liberty. My turn. Oh, man. Speaking of that, does anyone, when you saw me walk in, did you think I was wearing a MAGA hat? Yes. Yeah, everyone did.

I was going to intro the show saying it, but I was like, ah, it's a little bit hacky. And like, come on, we can't wear red hats anymore. But I totally thought it. That's what everyone thinks. And you know what? I don't care. Oh, interesting. I think red hats are like uh liberals n-word i'm taking it back

you don't get to hold this power over me if i want to wear a red hat i'm wearing a fucking red hat that's legitimately why i didn't do it i was like this like are we gonna everyone who wears a red hat we're gonna make this joke or actually uh like judge them forever but uh but also at the same time yeah you know an interesting hill to die on yeah no i'm taking it back do you love red hats that much um no i just like i mean i you gotta feel for like st louis cardinals fans you know like i got my new my i got my new like crisp uh hat i forgot the new hat i know i was uh i was i was working out um in our in our gym in our, in the gym in the garage the other day, and my hair was just too long.

I was, like, boxing, and my hair kept falling on my face. Yeah. And, like, my dad had some hats. Oh, of course. So it was your dad's MAGA hat. Of course. And I just popped it on, and I was like, you know what? I'm wearing this.

Well, it's also white, and it's red and white. You know, it's, like, it's the double whammy. I'm taking red hats back. I'm taking the American flag back. Why don't you actually wear a MAGA hat? Put your money where your mouth is. We probably have some in stock still. The, uh, the Barstool MAGA hat.

The red hat and the American flag. Like on Twitter, if someone says some dumb shit to you, you can like guarantee they have like an American flag after name. Yeah. No. Not anymore. No. Red, white, and blue are cool-ass colors.

No, that is true. I remember seeing someone on Twitter being like, you know, replying to a dumb tweet being like, you just knew he was going to have an American flag. And it's like, fuck that, man. It's true. Don't get me wrong.

We're all fucking idiots. Totally. But I'm going to be an idiot for a different reason. That flag used to mean something. Imperialism and racism and colonialism. But it's an interesting, you know, why don't you start wearing your Yeezys, put your MAGA hat on, listen to R. Kelly, and just be. I'll finally take off my shirt and show my swastika on my chest like Derek Vineyard.

You see this? It means not fucking welcome. Oh, my God, bro. I went to, like. I got with Derek Vineyard. You see this? It means not fucking welcome. Oh my God, bro. I went to, like, the guy. I came with Derek Vineyard too quick. Yeah, that was,

that was a bull. That was too fast. I knew his name. I wouldn't have come up with it, but as soon as you said it, I remembered it. Okay. But, you know,

that's never a good sign. I would have just said Ed Norton. Because I have a bunch of posters of him around my room. Yeah, I would have said Ed Norton in, you know, that's easy. I think it's because Vineyard,

Martha's Vineyard, I always remember that. Sure. Did you guys see that? Whatever white boy. That was about to happen in the last because of Vineyard. Martha's Vineyard. I always remember that. Sure. Did you guys think that was about to happen in The Last of Us last night? What's up? When he put the knife in the guy's mouth. Did you guys think we were about to get that moment? I didn't know what he was going to do.

I thought he was about to shatter that guy's fucking teeth out. Yeah, like threw the fucking... It was actually more intimidating. He made a point on the map. We'll talk about The Last of Us in a little bit. I did want to say before, I mentioned the map. We'll talk about the last lesson in a little bit. I did want to say before I mentioned the priest, I became my

nephew's godfather this weekend. I had to call a priest beforehand. I obviously don't belong to a parish in New York or anything like that. I had to call a priest just to make sure everything was on the up and up. And we played phone tag for a little bit. And we finally get in touch.

And I was like, hey, Father, this is John Feidelberg. I'm calling about Luke. Luke. Luke's baptized. I couldn't think of his his name my sister's son and so i was going in being like luke feidelberg and it's obviously not his name it's he has his father's last name and my sister's last name now and i was like i can't think of it so i just went luke's uh luke's confirmation this weekend and the the priest goes I'm sure you mean baptism and I was like oh yeah right right right right baptism my bad

but you know what I'll make a few calls let's see if we can't just knock it all out this weekend and I thought maybe he'd get a chuckle out of that like exactly that what Pabst just did I think I was going to bring down the house it's like a good dad joke where it's like you fucked up and you're going to make a joke of it.

Have a little fun with it. And, bro, I've never drowned worse in my life. Like, it was a phone call. You bombed to your priest. This is his response. That was it, guys. He didn't say anything so i had to be like uh anyway uh yeah i have to give you a call and then he invited me to rejoin the church and um i said i would you lied you said you would

yeah i don't know what to say did you did you have to take any steps or just like yeah i'll get to that no um well i kind of handled like a lawyer because he kind of explained to me we're going back going back to mass and blah blah blah right and um i just said that i can see me and luke spending many sundays which isn't necessarily a lot yeah like we're on the other end cohen you fucking lie i know what you're doing you fucking rat that was um you think i haven't had a football thing played on me before? I wasn't even referring to football. I was hanging out. Sure, football, of course.

But, yeah, most of it probably won't be in the house of God. House of worship. None of it. Fucking none of it. Dude, the other thing that happened this week is I realized, I guess, how much my parents hate me. Right? Totally.

Dude, so I have two separate tattoos on my body. I have a bunch of tattoos, but I have two separate ones. Like one kind of my mom's type deal, one my dad's type deal. And the one on my leg is my dad. My dad likes to draw and shit like that. And he makes every card he ever sends is like a personal card that he drew and um he used to kind of on the back have his own signature type deal like he had this thing where he said this phrase and had i don't know it was kind of cool and i thought it was cool that

my dad always had these you know every card i got had this logo drawn on i was like i'll get tattooed and um i got that tattooed and then I felt bad because you got to give both your kids a same thing. So I got a tattoo of my mom's favorite flower. And then this week, I fucking saw one of the cards my dad made. Completely changed his signature. So it's not how he signs the back of cards anymore. Like, he did it for two years. changed his signature. So it's not how he signs the back of cards anymore. Like I got the tattoo like he did it for like two years.

And then I got a tattoo and now I see he just does not do that. Now, did he change it because? I didn't ask questions. Like a lawyer, you don't ask questions you don't know the answer to. You don't want the answer to. I wasn't asking. But I noticed

it's a super different logo on the back of the cards now. And then... So, wait, you're saying, like, a birthday card, and on the back, it's just going to... No, like, this tattoo on my leg up here. Well, like, what kind of card? What do you mean card? Like a Hallmark stamp? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, like a card he makes? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a birthday card or whatever. Just like a... Got it, got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, I was like, hey, hey mom out of curiosity

your favorite flower is a sunflower right? She goes no it's a chrysanthemum I was like my whole life I used to go get you sunflowers all the time my whole fucking life your favorite flower was a sunflower I know how that happens like one time she probably said something about sunflowers no I used to get them all the time as a kid

I know what I'm saying like one time she probably said it and then you heard it and, I used to get them all the time as a kid. I know what I'm saying. Like one time she probably said it and then you heard it and kept doing it and she was just like, oh, okay. I think it was my dad's idea. I think he just didn't know. Yeah, he's an idiot too. And so I spent like most of my childhood. He was like a hydrangea chrysanthemum.

Give me a sunflower. So the sunflowers look kind of like it, right? So I have two tattoos that mean absolutely nothing. Well, add it to the other ones that mean absolutely nothing yeah yeah all tattoos mean absolutely nothing oh yeah but it's funny when you try to make it mean something it means nothing all right they're both like no you fucking idiot oh man that ain't the most pidelberg shit ever that's fucking great dude and then I have a Sour Patch Kid too that would mean something to me yeah I was gonna say that's the most important one you got

you fucking rats cut the check alright we have like a fucking shit ton to talk about here so we'll just kind of rip through it like one minute man style this past weekend Chris rock for the comedy podcast we'll talk about uh chris rock he became the first comedian to ever live stream his

netflix special so it was gotta be regretting that oh yeah uh for i think multiple reasons um i mean i'm sure you've been a boatload you know whatever they i'm sure they paid him um i'm saying just because i i guess we're gonna go spoilers on this just because of like his final he fucked up his final joke yeah yeah yeah yeah so so so you had if you weren't live you just you know next show you fix it but so you know it's interesting if you watch it now the top corner says live streamed and edited oh really but it's we can't redo it but you like i mean i just watched it the his me too i didn't watch it live either you would think that they would like take it out or whatever but but then you can't like it's live you can't be like all right to the crowd be like no no but for the for the when we're watching it now after

the fact you would think they would try to clean it up. That's the way they do it. Yeah, because you kind of like, he kind of did reset it and do it again, but he bombed it. But it's still like, it's like you already kind of said it. Right. Like you already fucked up. Like you already gave the movie you're going to make the jokes about in the future.

Right. You already fucked up that movie. Right. And like, I'm not criticizing Chris Rock's comedy, obviously. It's just that like. That shit happened. He said it himself. I fucked it up. Right. And like that sucks live. In the joke, he means to, it's during that like that shit happened he he said himself i fucked it up right

and like that sucks live in the joke he means to it's during his will smith stuff he means to talk about the movie concussion and he says emancipation because he made a joke like will swift did the movie concussion and then he gave me a concussion was supposed to be like the bone punchline but he had said emancipation and he so he goes, ah, I fucked up the joke. I meant emancipation, which is kind of cool because it's like, I don't know, I fucked up. But when it's like your live stream special, like any other time, that doesn't matter. It's kind of like the first time

and only time that we live streamed the rundown. Yeah. And a million rundowns. I don't remember that. Yes, you do. There's only one rundown in history that ever really mattered because it was live. What was it?

It was a guest appearance. Oh, yes. Yeah. I filmed that. You filmed? Yeah, dude. I was just holding it. Oh, yeah, you were the one holding it.

I was just holding it. It was like a Facebook Live. I was just holding the phone. You held the phone for like half an hour. That girl just torpedoed her own career. Remember all of us being like, well. So Mexicans. If I'm on the fucking panel going,

Yikes, you are in trouble. I remember her being like, You know that's going to be bad, dude. Dude, we were all like, Dude, you're going to be fine. Nobody even watches these things. She almost got lucky. I was just like this with a phone for like a half hour. She almost got lucky just because I was just like this with a phone for like a half hour.

My arms got so tired. I almost put it down. Wouldn't that have been the saving grace? What have I done? Don't worry, my arms got tired. Don't worry, I turned it off a half hour ago. She like reformed and does like speaking engagements

and all that shit. That's in my book. Yeah, for her. So anyway, Chris Rock. It's called Selective Outrage. Live stream on Netflix. First ever. The last eight and a half minutes are all Will Smith stuff. He saves it for his finale.

That was okay. That stuff. I thought the special was good. I thought it was bad. I thought the first 10 to 15 are unbearable. First 10 to 15 are eye-rolling. I will admit then, so I skipped around and ended up skipping a bunch of it because I was like, I don't want to spend an hour doing this.

Yeah, the first 10 to 15 are, I mean, it's just, it's every fucking. It's every, it's Chris Rock doing his special, right? He hasn't done a special in how long? I guess probably six years? Five years? I thought it was even longer than that. It was a Netflix one. It was Tambourine. Oh, okay. Before that, was there a big gap? Before that, I couldn't tell. I feel like it was

raw, or not raw, fucking... Yeah, the big one. And then, I just feel like he actually makes specials pretty special. He's not only a once a year thing. And he is a legend and an icon and it was just

it's called selective outrage. So it's just about cancel culture and being triggered. That's the first 10 to 15. He moves on from that, but the first 10 to 15 are like Jesus. He's even talking about like, you know, just like girls shaking their asses on Instagram for attention. It's like, that's

like a 10 year old joke. It's not even a joke anymore. That's just like life now. It know just like girls shaking their asses on instagram for attention it's like that's like a 10 year old joke it's not even joking but that's just like life now it's like yeah there are instagram models next fucking topic everything he says in the first 10 15 has been said by some by your dad by your dad not even like oh other comics which also but also just like just people and like that the the the cancel culture has been rebranded of political correctness and that's been around since then. Any good joke that's been told has been told. Right. Any good joke that exists has been told.

I also wonder. He had the fakes. I mean, it's the fakest story of all time about his buddy who just got a job at AT&T. He's like, my buddy just got a job at AT&T, and I asked him about it, and he's like, it's great. There's diversity, and I have a safe space, and I have this and that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's like it's great there's diversity and I have a safe space and I have this oh yeah yeah and he's like dude you're talking to me and in my head watching it I was like Chris Rock doesn't have a friend who just got a job at AT&T unless he's the goddamn

CEO yeah right like Chris Rock doesn't have one of the registers we're gonna corporate as like a marketing you know whatever anyone who just got a job at AT&T at a fucking entry-level deal. That just doesn't exist. You know what his special was? It was a good podcast. If that was off the cuff, some of those topics, some of those jokes, it would have been an interesting, funny podcast. But to be like a year worth of working the road, when he said Meghan Markle got involved with the royal family and didn't know they're racist that's like getting involved with the budweiser family and

saying boy they drink a lot yeah i was like that's a crisp joke like a fucking legend iconic joke writer like that would have been something i would say in a blog where i'm like i got 30 minutes to do this like it's like uh budweiser and drinking okay whatever you know like some of it just felt like it was not even like uh like it was just ripping let alone a material set let alone a special and i know listen i'm not a stand-up comic and everyone's like you know who am i to critique chris rock but like it's it's and me and if he moves on and the bulk of it's not but like then a very bad job of deciding to make that be the first you know third of your show because i was like boy have i heard all the stuff about black china like

the references are old like everything's old it's like this is this is a facebook special yeah right the uh the hands down best part of it, and I guess, and I think, like, some people would say that it flies in the face of comedy, because, like, comedy's supposed to be about, like, punching up and, you know, like, you gotta be a man to the people, blah, blah, blah. The hands-down best part of the whole special is when he's talking about how rich he is and his family. Mm-hmm. That shit was fucking funny.

Yeah. It was real. Raising his daughter. It's real. It's true. It's real. It's family. That shit was fucking funny. Raising his daughter. It's real. It's true. It's real. Doesn't he say at one point I'm rich but I identify as poor or something like that? He's talking about the schools his daughter goes to. Yeah, getting kicked out of prep school.

I thought that stuff was fucking great. But then also why I couldn't help but thinking the whole time I was watching is that his problem is he's too famous. And I don't mean that in the sense that people usually mean it in that you've lost touch with the people and you're not relatable anymore i mean it in the sense that he's he's so iconic and so unique in his delivery and his voice and his time that even chris rock now sounds like he's doing a chris rock

impression so i that was my next point was like, I think every comic has like their non, you know, there's like nonverbal acting. I almost feel like there's nonverbal comedy too. You know, it's like Chappelle, you know, when he used to put the mic on his leg, it used to be really funny. And then he kind of overdid that. I think Nate Bargatze has a bunch of them

that like aren't even a thing yet, but they are like the way he just, some noises he makes, some of the things he does. Those are the funniest parts sometimes. It's not even your joke. It's the noise you make afterwards or the shrug or whatever. But Chris Rock's thing was

He does that thing where he kind of mumbles in a high-pitched voice. Yeah. Oh, okay. He also does this thing. A little groan that's very funny and chris rock's thing was you know the chris rock voice and like repeating himself yeah even when i hear that and like you know so many people have done impressions and so many

people like sure like even chris rock i'm like is he doing chris rock which is maybe to say that like at some point it's almost like you gotta retire retire. It's like, I don't know, man. You know, your game was in that era. It's like you can't play NBA style now. You know what I mean? Like, back in the day. Like, it might be that you can, you sure you can just keep going forever. But it just won't be received the same way because part of your act was,

women be shopping. And now it's like, yeah, that's just how you know he talked but you see that was funny too when you talk about i i the first 15 minutes throw away the rest i thought maybe maybe i need to i mean yeah i can't speak on the whole thing but i didn't watch the whole thing but we talked about like what's the interesting fucking 25 year old and fucking 50 year old woman what do you say there like i don't want to do it because i don't want to like burn it but that was funny it was again you the first 15, it's a very good special. Interesting.

The first 15, I was like, oh, God. All right. I mean, because I would have said, and then the Will Smith stuff, I thought was more just, again, like a podcast where he was just like, you're a bitch, they called you a bitch, he called you a bitch, and I'm the bitch. It wasn't like he took some roundabout angle where I was like, oh, whoa, like the punchline it was it wasn't like like a it's not like he took some you know roundabout angle where i was like oh whoa like the punchline hits and it's will smith and you're like

oh shit i remember the interview that was funny like his face yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah right but i uh i think that was more just like yeah fuck this guy fuck that like he's way bigger than me they put all their shit on the internet and i'm the fucking It's my fault. Fuck that. I don't know. Overall though if that middle third is that good then maybe it saved it. Boy was it a tough

watch at the beginning. I guess that a lot of people just can't get over the fact. I guess if you did something for 20-30 years and then all of a sudden all the crowds changed and all the companies changed and the whole vibe changed you just like can't talk about it but it's like boy here's a good idea about it i i talk about jokes i i he even he starts with something like um it's about like how everyone's scared and i've had people say to me before like aren't you scared of being in an office?

No. I'm a fucking real person. I'm not scared to be... I think someone brought up around me too. No, I'm not fucking scared to be in an office. No, I'm not scared to talk on a podcast. I don't know. Saying this right now could get cold take exposed one day. Right.

That's about it. I'll be okay there. I might say some dumb shit that's going to get me in trouble. Yeah. It's like, what are you afraid of? What really happened? Someone's going to get mad at me on Twitter. I don't know.

That was interesting. It is interesting that he did the live stream and there was a mess up. I wonder if some comics out there were like, I don't know. I want to do it next. I don't think I should. that wasn't just like a mess up in the middle of the road

it fucked the whole thing up that was what everyone was tuning in for that was like he kept it calm and kept moving but I would have had to like do a whole segment about that I planned a fucking live stream and did that

interesting though I'll go back and watch a whole segment about that yeah yeah i plan a fucking live stream and did that so um interesting though i wonder i'll go back and watch i'm interested to see what um like our listeners think too so let us know um okay shout out to roback roback active wear this is one of those things we give so many ads for that you don't even need these ads anymore don't tell it to roback because we like to take their money. But you know what Roback is. Everyone knows what Roback is. Everyone here wears it. I wear it.

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Maybe I'm wrong. No, no, no. It is. It was the penultimate, which is the only time anyone ever uses the word penultimate. Only time. It was the penultimate. I'm going to start to try to work it in. I don't really know what it means aside from second to last episode.

That's it. It's just the second to last of anything. I'm going to be on game 161 in the baseball season i guess the penalty of the game like everything's gonna be the penultimate the um fuck was i just gonna say i'm gonna be having sex i'll have the penultimate position before i flip you over that's the penalty um last of us i think i am not liking it as much as other people really yeah i don't i know you love it and i i see a lot of people loving it and i just think it's another job that could be because i was so i was two episodes i was on episode five yesterday so i'd heard the complaints about episode six and seven so i probably went in with a low bar I loved both of those I thought they were both great

and then last night's episode 8 I thought was fucking lame you did? literally like I mean cause I just think that all of these things it's like cannibalism and cults and the humans are actually worse than the zombies

it's like we've done this every single show before. People have said that a lot. I didn't really think that was the message. I guess maybe it was and I just didn't, I got humans are pieces of shit. But I didn't think of it in juxtaposition with zombies. It was just like, oh, these guys are scumbags.

These guys are pieces of shit. Yeah, I mean, I thought when she realizes it's humans, I'm like, I don't know. I also kind of sympathize with she realizes it's humans i'm like i don't know i also kind of sympathize with these people i'd be like i don't know i gotta eat yeah yeah that's a big deal there's definitely a part of that we're like yeah the fucking which is guys who crash in the andes they were welcomed home i think i don't really know yeah but um but like you gotta do it yeah i mean i think they had a little more like a cannibalism operation going on where it's almost like i don't know if you're getting like slaughtered to be eaten.

I don't know. But all those bodies hang in. That was weird. Yeah. And they're like, yeah, they're like almost like curing them and marinating them. We might as well make a taste. That reminded me of when I was in D.C. like two weekends ago. The stew. This is the I went to. I'd never really been to the monuments. weekends ago. The stew, this is.

I went to, I'd never really been to the monuments, and I took, I have another godson, and I took him to see the monuments. He lives in Virginia. And we went to Lincoln Memorial, went to fucking Washington Monument, shit like that. Dude, on the National Mall while we were there

was a pro-Russia rally. Oh, we talked about this. Oh, we did? Yeah, yeah, right? The blood stew? I don't Oh, you talked about this. Oh, we did? Yeah, yeah. Right? The blood stew? I don't know. Blood stew?

Blood stew. That was one of the guys on speech who was talking about the senators and the congressmen giving money to the Ukraine. They're like, these men have blood on their hands. The clothes that they wear are blood suits. The food that they eat is blood stew.

I was like, well, all stew is blood stew, really, when you think about it. But the... Everything you eat is really slaughtered and bloody. This isn't the point of the show at all either, but like, that's not how you cook meat, right?

When they just throw it in the soup? You can't just throw raw meat into soup. You gotta cook the meat, then you put the meat in the soup. Or at least throw a syrup. That was crazy. You can't just go around throwing humans into soup. You gotta cook them first. You wouldn't do.

I also noticed the priests have a full plate. Yeah, he was shouting out. That was good. That guy was real creepy um it was fine but like i i i also think that because it is i can't how do you think it is i guess i never watched the walking dead so i don't have the comparison there yeah um but like i don't it's it's a it is it is because i i talked about today on twitter how it's a zombie show and i had some people who think they're smarter than everybody but it's actually not a show about zombies yes it is yeah even if the

zombies aren't it's about that's what i mean even even the underlying message of every fucking thing has been done too i just you know part of it is is it might not be it's not world war z where they're constantly fighting zombies but like everything that's happening is happening because of the zombie world yeah i get it's about human interaction and shit like that yeah but it's there's a humongous undertone it's the same thing interaction and shit like that, but it's there's a humongous undertone of zombies. It's the same thing about Game of Thrones too. It's not about dragons and White Walkers. It's about politics and shit. Yeah, but also, you know,

there's a fucking... But yeah, I don't know. I just really like... I think because it's a... Probably because it's an adaptation of a video game and they're following that a little bit. Who, by the way, I'm ready to call it now,

already, eight episodes in, video game people are way worse than book people. They're the absolute worst. Everyone's like, that's not what happened to the video game. Shut up. I don't fucking care about your goddamn video game. They said from the jump,

it's like an adaptation or whatever. I think after episode three they said like, if we think we have a better story, we're going to tell that story instead. Or if it's better for a TV show. A lot of shit doesn't translate. I think the way to do it is tell the best story you possibly can and then just do little nods to the video game.

And I think I shut the fuck up after there was one episode where there was a scene that happened and I was like and I haven't played the game yet but I was like I bet that exact thing was in the video game because I could

that feels very video game-esque where like you had to sneak around this and do that and then I read it and I was like what am I talking about but I there's no like and maybe this is real you know this this is how the real world would work anyway. There's no, like, continuing bad guy. There's no, like, this is just the zombies, you know what I mean?

There really hasn't been yet. There hasn't been. The chick, the head of the Fireflies came and went quick. Kathleen, I think. Yeah, Kathleen. This just got introduced. It's like you don't have any built-in hate for these people that builds up.

It is kind of interesting that almost every show, every episode is a movie. Yeah, that's what I mean. If you told everyone beforehand, you're like, okay, here's all you need to know. Zombies exist. This girl's got pure blood or whatever the fuck you want to call it. She's got immune blood. They're the fuck you want to call it she has

uh she's immune she's got immune blood they're trying to get her to a good spot it works and then like you can watch every episode individually yeah basically yeah yeah yeah like and that particularly three five yesterday but i i think that's what i don't like about it what i really i really lost my way i think those are you know i think those are coming back, by the way. The stand-alone things? I've been watching Poker Face, and I pop it on here and there. It's good, but it's law and order.

Every episode has a conclusion. I think the best way to do it is have an overarching thing and then individuals, but the individuals can't be formulaic. By the way, I saw Blacklist filming the other day. That fucking show's still going. Bro. A bunch of people watching it on the street. It was on like 28th Street.

I said, what is this? This is the Blacklist. I said, this show's still fucking on. Can I, can I, I gave up on the Blacklist a few seasons ago. I don't think I'm going to spoil this for anyone. Well, I'm definitely going to spoil it, but I don't think anyone's really going to care. So, fuck, what's her name? Kate?

No. Fuck, what's her name? Yeah, I think it's Kate. The main girl yeah that'd be kate whatever it is uh she's dead yeah yeah she died a couple seasons ago didn't she yeah and then she never found out who raven ready what what what are we doing what were we doing so that and i texted tommy smokes about it and i said uh i said yo i i had seen like the the final season season 10 i think and i had seen the final season, season 10, I think.

And I had seen the trailer for season 10. And I was like, yo, I just saw the trailer for whatever. It was a commercial. I just saw the commercial for season 10. Kate wasn't in it. Is she not in the show anymore? And Tommy goes, yeah, she died two seasons ago. Didn't find out what happened to Ray.

And I was like, what the fuck? He goes, yeah, people think as she was was dying she realized he's her mother and and i went surely you mean father no oh so that makes sense he's like no so it's her mother as i so i said to a girl uh which was filming i said what what is what show is this and she said it's it's a blacklist and then we we were walking the same way this woman just starts talking for about a half a block and i was like oh, oh, yeah, oh, cool. Like, I used to watch that show. And she's like, oh, I love this show.

I watch it, but I watch. And she just starts going, right? And then she, but she explains, I watched it binging. And so I picked up on every little thing that other people didn't pick up on. So I knew that transgender stuff was happening before, like, everybody else. And I just said, okay, you're telling me Ray Red ray redding is transgender looking lady tough tough body type for a lady rayman wait that's a theory or that's what theory theory theory but but tommy said uh he said it checks out pretty clearly that is preposterous. It's crazy.

Especially because that started before, like, I mean, transgender has been a movement for a while now, but it wasn't. It's heated up in the last two years. Right. So that was either a hard left turn, or they were ahead of their time and started planting seeds really early. Because you know what also?

I'll tell you what, I watched it late. I didn't pick up on really early because you know what also i watched it late i didn't pick up on any transgender you know what would be even funnier though like that's a ridiculous show as we know right so what if in the beginning they were just like let's do something fucking wild like we do with all our bad guys like what about if the good guy he's a guy with a whole time mother and it's going to be some crazy science. Like a bowling ball. But then all of a sudden, as you're like getting ready to do that, transgenderism becomes like the hottest thing in the streets.

And everyone thinks that you're just making some like commentary when you're like, oh fuck. Yeah. It's the stupid, ridiculous shock value show. We're just going to be like the moms, the dad, the dad's the mom. It's crazy. And now all of a sudden we're like, you know, the leading art liberals jamming

transgender into every episode. That's crazy that Raymond Reddington just was her mom. So who was the dad? I don't know. She had three separate dads I think for the show. Right, right, right. Guys kidnap her to prove they're her dad. Show's crazy. Show's crazy.

It makes perfect sense the first like five seasons are so good so good um anyway but with that with the rest of us i think i lost my way when joel's brother was just like in and out like the whole fucking reason this thing is happening is the zombies but like his thing is i gotta go get my brother i gotta get there and he makes it and within one episode we come and go he's just like i'm good i'm staying here and it's like that's it that's that must come and maybe there there are a lot of lines that stick out um again i just watched that episode yesterday so i like but like the um his wife i forget her name Maria maybe This is what I mean And I know it's just one episode

One season You don't even know a lot of these people I never know names though Me in particular I'm very bad at character names The only people you really know is those two And that's what the story is about so I get it But it's just like everyone else good or bad Comes and goes And maybe at the end that's what the story's about so i get it but it's just like everyone else good or bad comes and goes and maybe at the end that's the story is that it's just this the last of us is

just us two against the world blah blah blah but for the sake of a tv show i'm like i don't even nothing else really going on that you can like it's like i'm not even gonna invest my time thinking about well what was that priest like in the beginning and what happens it comes and go you know what i mean but uh but she said when she's cutting her hair she says something like so you don't trust me and that's okay because you can only be betrayed by the people you trust or something like that oh there's gonna be betrayal in this episode

yeah right and then it just never comes in so like those things stick with me to such an extent where i'm like that must come back like like fucking tommy must like fucking like rat him out or something like that. Right. That's such a poignant line to tell a little girl for no reason.

We can't, like, there's a second video game, right? Yeah. And then that's it? And the second one was not nearly, like, what the first one was as far as, like. No, no. So is there. No, people love both. Oh, okay.

But in general, like, do we know if the TV show is planning to be, like, five seasons or are we doing just, like, one and two and that's it? You think so? With the popularity of it? But then you're really going to get into Game of Thrones territory where you're just making up your own fucking story. You've got to hire the game writers. Yeah, right, right. But even them, they might be like, I don't know.

They are working with the lead game writer with us. And I believe season two will be... Those are worth half the shows. They're good. You should watch those. Season two is going to be in between the two games. It's like what bridges the gap. Interesting.

Because I guess there's like a jump. I'm sure he said something about this episode was like the reason why he made the game in general. Really? He said, I think maybe just like this bad guy, this priest, I think was like he had that idea. And that's what made him. The side-by-sides are crazy. So when they do like the exact same scenes, yeah.

Them being like, we're going to make like new storylines if we think they're good. But like every episode, every poignant moment has been a like shop per shot. The, um, they did the photo booth. It's like,

yeah, I kind of go with two girls and then, uh, like everything with, uh, uh, Cleaver, but it was a machete.

It was, she's snapping snapping the finger and everything. Yeah. Also, dude, Bella Ramsey's a monster. Yeah. She's a monster. I knew she was going to do something. I just didn't know what. I was like, she's not dumb enough.

Like, we know she's not going to be like. Yeah. I was like, what is she going to do to him? But even, like, after that, when she's like. Ellie's the fucking name. Ellie's the name who broke your fucking finger. She is a gangster. When she's at the end, when she's killing him,

about one third of the way through, I was like, this is a lot of stabs. And then she went on for two thirds more. What I did like about that was her snapping and Joel. I did and I didn't like. First of all, Joel was like, I know he got the medicine. I can hear it again. That was a little bit weird.

But him kind of like going back to his old ways. I thought he would. I believe him. This is a great ass man. And when he like, you know, he was like. Yeah. I don't want to dispose, but he just went like. He was, you know, on his like breaking bad Heisenberg shit where he was like, no, I don't want to dispose, but he just went like... He was on his

Breaking Bad Heisenberg shit where he was like, nah, I'm just going to be a bad guy now. Also, that guy is the actual voice actor, Joel. It's not a big deal, but he has a little cool... Some of these things, I don't even know what you're... Oh, she had a bow and arrow.

You can overlay these things and it works like perfectly but so even some of this was like I don't know not everything needs to be real especially in a science fiction thing but it's like this one random girl was hunting and I don't know it just some of it was just like

it just feels like I don't know I don't think I like it as much as some people like it it's cool it's fine but I where we started out I was like think I like it as much as some people like it. It's cool. It's fine. But where we started out, I was like, this is going to be amazing. And now I'm just like, this will be my Sunday night show. I'll always watch it. But I don't know if it's on the same level for me. I'm with a big. I'm with a big.

I very much like Last Night. The criticism that I keep seeing from the video game people like you were talking about, that's been the case with any game that has a first person story people are like quick to judge and like hate on because they feel like need their own yeah yeah yeah they're like why didn't you do this like right yeah i know you're the only asshole did that yeah yeah some people did it quick and didn't think about it right you got stuck on it and it's like what you remember from the game so like anytime they release shit like this i think it's it's the reason like sonic uh mario is probably going to work because you were never that it's it's always just you go you go

through the quest like whatever whatever they tell you to do yeah stuff i think for as much as the video game people have been complaining it's not as much as like uh uncharted uncharted was bad that was like people are still the movie i loved uncharted the movie yeah that's exactly the video game crown if you don't know yeah that's a fun movie it's ridiculous they're flying a boat at one point in the year are you um you're watching shrinking yeah i think it's i'm only able to five it's just like ted lasso with like therapy It's good. It's got that feel good. It's also downs because there's sadness to it, but I feel like at the end of every episode,

it's like having a wholesome barbecue and it just makes you feel good about some shit. Shrinking, The Last of Us, I like week to week. Shrinking is one I'd be good at. With these kind of more epic type stories, those are good week to week I like something like that where it's kind of an easy watch my Sunday night is

your honor shrinking and best of all I never did your honor your honor we got so ridiculous at the end of season 1 and then beginning of season 2 they kind of like smoothed that out and it's like now we we're just doing a gang war. Mafia

versus drug dealers versus police versus... And Cranston's just awesome. He still has his moments. As silly as the show might get, he still has some moments where he's just a beast of an actor. It's entertaining. I stopped that one at the penultimate. Really? I watched

the first seven episodes. That's a crazy one. I do that fairly often i did with queen's gambit too i still haven't seen the last episode of queen that is a crazy move i don't know why i just kind of like well often the penultimate is that this is the best episode kind of like i end up hearing it and if i don't love the show and i catch a spoil like okay yeah yeah whatever right with um what's it called? Your Honor. Your Honor, yeah. I heard, like, the son got shot or whatever, and I was like, he dies.

Maybe they bring him back in seconds. He gets killed. And I was like, okay. Yeah. Yeah. But the way they, like, it got, like, whoa. This spiraled pretty quick. In the beginning, it was, like, there's a judge and there's police, and then it became, like, an action movie almost.

And then they just settled in as, like, that's what you're watching. And it's fine. That appeals to me. You would beginning, it was like, there's a judge and there's police, and then it became like an action movie almost. And then they just settled in as like, that's what you're watching. And it's fine. You would probably like it more. Okay, so we did... Okay, let's do a little... Oh, wait, wait. While we're doing... Sorry. Nope, no sports. While we're doing... I'm talking about Selena Gomez's tits. while we're doing um sorry no sports while we're doing uh while we're doing uh tv still i i mentioned that there was a family event this weekend so

a lot of people around a lot of people talking about what they're watching and shit like that and uh i really know nothing about the murder yeah i really don't know much at all i know they're redheads that's about about it. Um, and, but people were, people were, people really want to talk about it. Yeah. Big time.

Telling their stories. And I heard about the, um, I guess suicide attempt. Yeah. Where he had his cousin. Like the, the hit man suicide.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And like, he just didn't work. Yeah. And it's just like, amazing dude.

I would fucking kill to have been a fly on that wall above any fly on the wall watching the suicide watching that yeah because he's like all right i think he did shoot him in the head yeah that's what i mean but yeah like he just didn't work but like yeah like because i would be one thing if you got cold feet and you're like uh and you're just like and you shoot him in the chest but it's the shoulder but like if you shoot someone in the fucking head and it didn't work you'd be like i don't know i did when i i was supposed to do i think it like grazed him right like i don't know if it grazed or if it hit like a non but yeah i mean either way he ain't dead i like i like the picture alec whose name is spelled alex it's like the most ridiculous thing ever and uh but like just to see him with a guy with a gun in his head and he pulls the trigger

and he's like nevermind that fucking hurt enough enough I will take my chances with a jury of my peers that was fucking that was intense like what do you say to the guy

Do you think it's that or do you think it's the other way around The guy's like He's like you fucking missed Do it dude I can't even Your brain's gonna be splatted Either way it's like a goddamn comedy routine Fucking shoot me

No way Do that again that is that is uh it's so funny because it's like it's horribly tragic but there's so many things that i'm like morons yeah i don't even know what happened with the shotgun but did you see the pictures from the courtroom i only know people told me there's something about like one of the incidents involved two guns and one of them was a shotgun and the story he told or the forensics that they had was like there's no they're like for brain matter to be like this way you would have had to be like this with the shotgun and he's like they did it in the courtroom they brought out a shotgun they had him

and he had to like hold it straight up and down. And they were like, this person would have had to be like 5'4". He's 6'5". All this shit. But it was like, the whole thing is a goddamn circus. But at the heart of it is just people massacred all over the place. These people murdered fucking everybody.

And they were like, they were powerful lawyers, right? Yeah, I understand. They have a generational legal... But it's like, if one family in South Carolina has that much power,

the people who have real power in the world, they must do whatever the fuck they want. These fucking jamokes are like well me my dad and his dad are uh uh we're all lawyers in this town so we can murder everybody imagine what you're doing if you're like running the country or the world bananas by the way speaking of that suicide attempt did you know that angelina jolie hired a hitman to kill her because she didn't want to commit suicide because she i think she

thought it would like upset her family and uh like in the 90s like way back um and like something i can't remember how it fell through but she was like i wanted to kill myself but i didn't want it to be like upsetting for anybody i don't know yeah murder is usually pretty well yeah it'll only be a lifelong uh you know like who did this to my daughter and like you know a search for isn't her dad john boyd yeah yeah reacting positively to that murders are real quick find out exactly what it was but i know i know she did it but i don't know what like exactly her reasoning was or how it fell through but i've never been to the funeral of a murder victim but i imagine they're quite jubilant affairs like at least she didn't kill herself yeah yeah i mean what i guess though if you were to ask me what would you prefer

someone get murdered or kill themselves if they have to die um murder right so like she's not wrong I can't remember what it was like why I think it was just a I would guess with suicide there's a lot of self blame that goes around whereas murder you're like that guy's a dickhead at least you get almost like Herb Brooks with the 1980 team

you give everyone a common enemy right right right right yeah like focus all your energy on that yeah she was 19 years old. She once tried to hire someone. She said she didn't want anybody thinking that they could

have done something to stop. Yeah. She hired a hitman. Being able to afford a hitman is pretty good. He was a decent enough person and asked if I could think about it and call him again in two months. Something changed in my life and I figured it out and I didn't want to do it.

So imagine that. You call a hitman. That's like the most moral hitman of all time. He's like, this is my business. I got like 10 grand in the pocket right now. Whatever.

But you know what? You're a pretty girl. Your life ahead of you. Call me in March. Call me in June. We'll see what happens. I'm not against women and children, but hot women? I don't know. Every man's got a line. You got a code. It's like slapping God in the face. I can't kill you. Look how fucking hot you are.

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Barstool Sports Edition. I got to just address the Knicks real quick because the Knicks are fucking white hot. I thought you were talking about this is the Barstool Sports segment of the show, and the Knicks here were out of control. Like, Nick. Oh, oh. You're really off sports, huh? Oh, very much.

Someone said sports and Knicks, and and he's like this is about me this is the barstool sports day i i the nicks are white hot beating up on the celtics you know had a huge winning streak like everyone's playing great ball um that for sure but we're getting the gatekeeping fans coming out Brandon Tierney is a sports broadcaster here and was like you know to the Knicks fans who bailed like we don't need you stay away and

I just it's funny to see other teams go through that because it only comes with success right so and yeah I know you you've always been through it enough where like no one even cares anymore right like pink hats were a thing in like 2007 right right whatever was like it is no one says fucking cares so here's the thing one uh it's a sign that things are going good you should embrace it and enjoy it number two these are made up rules that like grown men and women force upon other people and it's fucking insanity uh three um i think as long as you like admit it you are okay you know if you're a bandwagon fan who pretends that you were anything other than that like then you're you're an asshole guess who's

tuned into liverpool games again that's guy. Exactly, right? And number four the Knicks and James Dolan were a pretty unique, are a pretty unique scenario where it's not just like team's bad and they're like trying their hardest. It doesn't even matter. You're right, but it doesn't matter. But it does in the sense of like, it's never like I was against the players. It's like, you know, it's like you support the troops and not the government or whatever. You know, it's like it was always a Dolan issue and an Isaiah Thomas issue and a front office and coaching issue.

You cannot fault people. Any regular person. The team blows for a decade. A lot of people are going to fall off. I've lived here for seven years. I didn't even know the Knicks existed. I lived here for seven years and worked across the street from Madison Square Garden. I barely knew the Knicks existed. No one in the city cared. It's not that, because they would have a big regular season win and spill out into the street. No, that was postseason.

So there was that one time that was postseason. But for a majority of my time in New York City, no one has said the word Knicks. Well, this is the other problem, too, is that when they— Rangers, too, by the way. This is where I get—I i'm like as a i mean in the 90s like the knicks were my mets like they were everything to me and then it just so bad for so long and you had like you couldn't just be like oh i don't like the team's not winning you're like

i fucking hate the guy at the head of it so it almost becomes like you're against them you know um but knicks fans always get so ahead of themselves that like to already be declaring get the fuck out of here you bandwagon fans like you're having a a regular season winning streak like we're not talking about a team seven or the finals tomorrow and people are going to celebrate if they win it's like we're just we're still just talking about like you're playing good you know and and i know that the future could be bright you know personally i as a as a casual knicks fan now casual basketball fan in general like you from a distance can see like well if you don't have like three hall of famers you're like so knicks i think are still far away away, this is all to say that trying to...

Gatekeeping... There's only one thing worse, I think, in sports than gatekeeping. And that's being like a Frank the Tank. Like a fan who actively is involved as a fan, but just chooses to hate on them and root against them. The second worst thing is telling a fan how to behave or how to act or what they can and can't do based on like what you choose to do it's like i don't care that you have the constitution to sit around and still support james dolan for fucking 15 years good for you bro and so you deserve like if they do win you get the biggest prize you're the best fan but for the fans like myself and a

billion other uh nick fans out there who are like i couldn't do it anymore and now i'm gonna come back in and i'll watch a little bit in the playoffs i'll certainly tune in i'll get excited but i'll acknowledge that i'm not like it's not gonna change my life the way that something with the mets would yeah why do you have an issue with that it is and you know like this is one of those things where it becomes two sides of a coin where now we're complaining about fans. The Bruins are doing a similar thing. Not really a similar thing,

but making it negative. There's just no reason to make it negative. What? I thought it was awesome. I get an overwhelming response. I'm so quick with the mute button. I've actually my screen time is down 46 last week

i made one small change i just turned off push notifications on twitter and it is like so you should get i never even i've never even had i knew you never had them on but like you know if you favorited something someone i followed favored something and i follow a lot of people and then it just yanked you back and it would pull me back in so now i kind of just tweet and i go about my day and it's so much fucking better. I'm so much like... I'm sure at some point it will be a detriment

to my career. But like... You know what? I disagree. You think so? I do. There is definitely a inflection point or whatever you want to call it where like you got to find the right balance because you can't be like oh you know what i i want i was i thought about this this weekend

actually there needs to be like a new app i'm gonna call it no mentions and it's like twitter no man so you can still like cultivate your timeline you follow who you want because i i got to be on twitter because that's where you that's how i final out what's going on yeah but then while i'm there i see a bunch of people talking shit and bothering me and pulling me into arguments that if i didn't have any mentions i really wouldn't see it yeah so like if it was just like timeline just timeline really is all i really need i guess people do spaces uh oh like timeline the um like the trending and that's it. That's all I need. Because it's the dumb shit that gets you yanked in.

That, I've made a conscious effort, and I think I've been pretty good with it. I don't put that out there anymore. I don't quote tweet someone just to dunk on them. I will quote tweet. I don't not quote tweet. I'll quote tweet and have a conversation. If I quote tweet you, I'm not being combative. I try my best to make it clear. I'm not trying to be a dick about this.

I quote tweet everything almost because if I'm going to take my time to reply to a stranger, I'm putting it on the timeline to get a work benefit out of it. I'm not going to start up a conversation. I want other people replying. I want there to be...

I don't want to fight. Tyler always said that. I'm not here to argue. I don't want to fight. Yeah. I mean, Tyler always said that. I'm not here to argue. I just don't want to fight with you. I just. Sometimes I do. If you have a different opinion, that's fine. But if you're like, fuck you, mute.

Done. I don't care. Yeah, it becomes instantly a fight for some reason. But everyone with Bruins Twitter is like, not everyone, not everyone, not everyone. I hate using that. I don't want to catch myself there. There are a good amount of people who reply, Bruins fans, these are. Like, who gives a shit?

It doesn't matter. If they don't win the cup, it doesn't matter. It's cup or ball. You're not adding to the conversation what you think. Yeah. It is. Yeah. A lot of people have said that.

You can say that about every single fucking team. Yeah. If you don't win, it doesn't matter. You're the loser. Yeah. You're 100% right. You're not wrong. If the Bruins do not win the Stanley Cup, it will be a forgotten season

that is a humongous, humongous disappointment, not of the level of 18-1 just because of the difference in football and hockey, but they're going to break the record. They have to go 13-6 the rest of the way. They're 49-8. They're going to go 13-6. They go 13-6 the rest of the way. They have the most wins in NHL history. They're going to go 13-6. They go 13-6 the rest of the way, they have the most wins in NHL history.

They're going to be the best regular season team in NHL history. That's like a foregone conclusion. If that was me talking, I would be like, bookmark this for the mush, but John will be fine. They'll go fucking 19-0. They'll go 13-0. For normal teams, 13-6 is a pretty good stretch.

You want 13 in your last 19. They're 49-8. It's not even close. And so, yeah, they're going to be the best team. And if they don't win the Cup, humongous, humongous letdown. But just fuck it. People are like, who cares? We've been good in the regular season before.

We're good in the regular season right now. Just enjoy it and have fun. And if they lose, we will deal with it then. Especially in hockey where it's like, you guys are already a pretty small, generally speaking, a small group anyway. That's also my thing with the Knicks is like, the Knicks are always a corporate team. You know what I mean? It's always like, there's a few celebrities.

You can't afford to go to the game. It's not the everyman. It never has been when they're good or bad. It's JP Morgan has a suite and salespeople are taking you on courtside. It's JP Morgan has a suite, and salespeople are taking you on courtside, and there's some celebrity who just wants to show off his shoes on the wood. And so it's not like, oh, we can't even get in the building anymore because of you guys, like people at the gym with New Year's resolutions.

It's not like that. So it's like, what? You mad that they're at home watching on TV now and talking about it a little bit? I don't know. I mean, I'll probably tune in. I might. I probably won't even really. The playoffs will be there.

They're a fun team because the girls reached out to me about merch. I was like, they're the most merch-less team of all time. That sucks when you have a team like that. That happens sometimes. The only thing I could think of is if you do one of those old school and, and, and, and, and, and you just list all their names. But those kind of suck too. Brunson and Quickly and Randall and it's like, that's it. But I just enjoy it and don't worry about it.

Now, I'm crazy with the Mets. So the way that some Knicks fans get protective and silly and have these dumb rules, I have that about the Mets. So I, like, the way that some Knicks fans get, like, protective and silly and have these dumb rules, like, I have that about the Mets, but not,

never would one of my rules be like, you can't come and root for the team now because they're good. I have a rule. I'm actually upset. I'm mad right now.

The Bruins should have more bandwagon fans. Yeah. The Bruins should have. I had no idea we were talking one of the greatest teams of all time.

Yeah. That's why I get mad too. I knew they were good. I didn't know it was going to be like, they're going to break the record one of the greatest teams of all time. Yeah, that's why I get mad too. I knew they were good. I didn't know it was going to be like, they're going to break the record. They're going to break the record. Like, put them up there with the Warriors and the fucking Patriots and with the Yankees and all that shit, like with the best records ever. They're going to be the best hockey team in history. Yeah, that's crazy.

There should be, and I live tweet the games, obviously. Nothing crazy, but like, you know, I tweet about the games. And like, it does not get like... Yeah, hockey games, obviously. Nothing crazy, but I tweet about the games. If you're in Boston, it's not too late, obviously. You should have been on this bandwagon a long time ago. Get on the fucking bandwagon. You know what I think we might be seeing? You guys have still been good in Boston sports, but the true bandwagoners used to keep it rolling.

It's like, yeah, we won the Super Bowl. Now let's just move to the Celtics, and we'll also have a little cup on the side. And now it's like I feel like if you're not winning championships every year, there's a chunk of people who are like, eh. This year in particular, it might be Berthiaume's last year. It won't be. He'll come back next year.

It might be Krejci's last year. I don't know about that one. This is like the one last ride. And your boy pasta is still like top dog. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just signed his new deal.

Dude, that was another one. I got mad at muted the guy, but like it is. And it's hard to blame people and shit like that. But like, so pasta had a thing on Thursday night's game. Will they be the saber seven one sabers fans are my mentions a lot.

You don't want to see us in the playoffs. How about you guys make the playoffs first? Worry about that. You're on the outside looking in right now, fellas. And the, I guess, one of the beat guys, I wasn't at the game. The game was in Boston. But one of the beat guys tweeted, David Pasternak says his favorite ice cream is Apple. And I quote to him, and it was the day he signed his deal.

Apple ice cream? Yeah, and I quote to him, and I was like. I don't even know what that is. I was like, I might have concerns about this contract now. This might not be. Did he not know what ice cream meant? Was there a language back there? So, I mean, Pasternak speaks very, obviously, it's not his first language,

but he speaks English very well now. He didn't speak it so much when he first came here, but he speaks it well. And I was like, what the fuck is this? And people talked about it so much that i hit him up like what i was like i gotta do some investigative reporting yeah so i texted him i was like i was like yo what the fuck is apple ice cream and yeah it was a language barrier thing where he was like he was i think he said um he said i was cream with apple pie they call they call apples in hockey an assist and he's like i was making a joke that I like assists. Uh-huh.

And he's like. What's your favorite ice cream? I like assists. And he didn't even explain it to me further. But in my head, what he was trying to say was, goals are for dinner, assists are for dessert. Like, that's kind of what he was saying. I mean, my man, that's a convoluted, like. Yeah.

You have to explain the fuck out of that joke. But at least there was a thing. But so I followed up I replied I got some clarification on this Theoretically wouldn't the assist Be the dinner and then the dessert I'm not going to argue about the semantics of the joke

It's the order in which it goes The assist and then the goal But you like the goals more But you don't eat dessert before you eat entree. Anyway. But if you're going to, because you don't assist and goal on the same goal. You either score or you assisted it. Right. But

it goes assist to goal. Yes. The way it goes dinner to dessert. Correct. And I said, I did some clarification. He meant assists. That's cool. Did that like... No, because then people were like, I was there. It said apples. And I, like, said, I was like, I did some clarification. He meant assists. That's cool. Did that, like. No, because then people were like, I was there.

It said apples. And I was like. He meant. And I almost quote tweeted with, like, a screenshot of the text. I was like, no, I'm just going to delete. It's so annoying. I just deleted my thing. I was like, whatever.

I can't. See, that's what I can't do. And that's, I made the vow. I'm not going to get sucked into sports social media during. Sports social media is the worst. The worst. And I'm not going to do it for the Mets season. And then I woke up this morning

and I got into it with the Knicks a little bit already. And I was like, I'm definitely going to get into the Mets. But I have... Some guys said that Lindor and Alonso aren't good. And he said that Pete Alonso doesn't... He doesn't hit in the clutch. And all of his stats are fake.

And he had the most, the most go-ahead RBIs in baseball. And he had an entire season where like 20 i think like 23 of his 53 home runs were like go-ahead home run like crazy shit they're like top five in like all of overall batting of value and i was like i can't not have to i have to but if i had no mentions i just didn't even see that. I think the... What if I just had self-control? Have you seen... I'm ready to declare it.

And this is something that people know, but I'm saying, next level, our boy Chris Ethey. Oh. What the fuck? And he really credits all of it. I think it'll be Tuesday, next Tuesday's episode. We have him on the 9th, so yeah. think it'll be Tuesday. Next Tuesday. Yeah. Yeah. We have, we have him on the ninth.

So yeah. Um, he credits it all. He stopped doing social media. Really? And I think that was also when you make a choice to do that, it's like getting in shape. Like everything's going to, going to get better. You know what I mean? It's not just that he's probably like the time I'm spending not doing that.

I'm also writing or whatever else, but I guess that's part of it. It's like waste your time on it. But also he, he gave, he gave it to his social media team. It's like you waste your time on it, but also he gave it to his social media team, so you've got to keep the register ringing, keep it going. But have you seen... Yeah, it looks great. Looks great. He's doing another appearance

on Rogan. He's got a show on Vice coming out. He's doing Kimmel. Sold out Radio City in five days. They're adding another show. He has a big announcement coming. No, I think he announced it. Did he? MSG. Yeah.

MSG. Yeah. Doing the Hulu Theater at MSG. So, like, I mean, that is, like, he is going to, and, you know, I think it's a long time coming. But, you know, he, like, it's social media. It is. Which makes me really want to, like, we should probably, like, test it out. I think we're a little different because we are the internet the internet like they have a craft that they use the internet

for we our craft is the internet so like not being on it is kind of like it's tough but the notifications off is my dip in the toes yeah yeah it's like a little bit like i want to because it is like and from a comedy twitter which to me doesn't really exist i follow a million comedians and i think they all use it like chris which is like a joke and i'll probably do the joke here and there right promo whatever right but like sports twitter and conversation and politics twitter is like i mean you think about it like like those two um fucking niches i guess like They are built around arguing. That's what they are for.

And I just can't do it anymore. I just need peace. I'm reaching my breaking point too. Like I said earlier, you might- What else are we going to do? Because there is a lot of downtime. I know it sounds crazy, but it's just like you sit on the couch, you're commuting, you're in a train, you're

just, you go on your phone. I actually find Instagram to be a little more like it's mind-numbingly stupid, but I'm not going to get into arguments on Instagram. I've never read a comment. I think I'd put a hand in the Bible right now. And I stood at an altar this weekend and affirmed my belief in God.

So you know it means something. And I think I'd put a hand in the Bible and say I've never opened an Instagram comment. Anytime I have commented, it's just like funny. Nope, that's a lie. I did it just today. That's a lie. I did it just today.

But it was out of curiosity. It wasn't like I was going to fight. It was not skinny but not fat posted. Shout out to everyone who's just learning why Jaden and Willow Smith are named Jaden and Willow. And I was like, I don't know why. And so I opened the comments to see if someone explained it, and they did, and Jaden sounded like Jada, Willow, something.

We probably should be able to crack that case ourselves. We should put it together. You give me a million years in the Willow tree. But that's probably the first time I've ever, I don't ever open comments to be like, what are people saying about this? Right, right, right. I was like, wait, why are they?

Yeah. I was actually a little mad at amanda for not putting it in there explaining like why why do i have to go fucking you know what i've seen around in the mud i love i love that because that's how you know it's real though she's done this a couple times like one time she posted when sakira and her boyfriend broke up she just posted like oh my god can't believe this and all the comments like who the fuck are these people and she had to go back and edit and put in parentheses like pk who is this guy's you know he's he's a soccer player who's uh her ex and because she knows all this like in her world she's like you all know this

obviously yeah all right and it's like oh wait a minute i gotta tell all you people these things that's how you know it's a real one um but i i think how about, what if we should get sold for media interns? Do you want to run my Twitter account? Do you want to just have my Twitter account? You can just own my Twitter account now. And I will chime in every now and then, and we'll make sure we're not double-tweeting. First tweet, Venmo Pabs. Yeah, you can just run it.

And I think I trust you enough, and we're usually pretty aligned that you can like, you can like send generic tweets about the Mets or the Knicks or the Jets. There's times I thought about it with Jets, because I know Sundays you're with your kids a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we are usually pretty aligned. You can fucking do that for me. I'll do that with the Knicks. But just like, no, I mean

all the time. You're just going to have the account now, and I'm going to try to stay out of it. I'm also going to work on making an app called No Mentions. Somebody do it. Last sports thing before we get into voicemails, and who's our interview today? Josh Potter. There was a barstool in-house argument a couple days ago that I missed, and I got to weigh in on this one because I love these things.

But a bunch of the morons out there in the bullpen. We had Popbox and Jack Mack and Big T and Nate. I wouldn't watch it. The debate was who is more famous? Morgan Wallen or Aaron Rodgers? It's one of the most insane things I've ever... Nate texted me about it. Insane.

I was like, what are you talking about? Because it was last Thursday, whatever it was, and he's like, you'll never believe the argument I'm having right now. Insane. It is... People are referencing ticket sales. That's not what fame is. I don't give a fuck referencing ticket sales. That's not what fame is. No.

I don't give a fuck about ticket sales. It's impressive, no doubt. I will say, so when I saw this, I was like, this is genuinely the stupidest argument I've ever heard. And it still might be. But I did find out in the course of their arguing that he sold out Giant Stadium metlife stadium two nights that's a big deal and you do very big deal you do need a level of but i know what you mean but also like in order to sell that many tickets if there's that many people willing to buy and go out and see you that means there's that many more that listen to you and are diehard that means there's that many more that are casual like it does indicate how many fans you have.

The argument isn't Morgan Wallen is not famous. Morgan Wallen is famous. Going into it, I was like, I don't think he's even famous. I know he is because of controversy and a little bit of success. I don't even know if I would call him that famous. Now I know that that's ignorant, but to call it

even remotely close to an NFL MVP has sold you know how many times Aaron Rodgers has sold out a football stadium? That was Bob Fox's. Every single Sunday for 15 years? Bob Fox said that. He goes like, I don't know if somebody

said football or stadium because that would be the craziest shoot yourself in the foot. This man sells out football stadium. Yeah, Aaron Rodgers has done that for fucking two decades. craziest shoot yourself in the foot. This man sells out football stadiums. Yeah. Aaron Rodgers has done that for fucking two decades. Fame is about... So we are on...

What is the name of this list? Spotify Artist by Monthly Listeners. Pavs was into the 190s. Just give me a control F and do Morgan. Oh, it's Mac. Do the Apple thing. Oh, it's Mac. Do the Apple thing. The Apple button.

It's basically Control F. Command F. He's got 53, 53 million. But even this stuff, these numbers don't matter when you're discussing names. Give me what's Drake's monthly streams. I'm sure he's like the kick, right? Or Taylor.

Out of streams, most streams, it's not even... They're probably 100 names on this list above Morgan Wallen, who I've never heard of. Still don't know. Right. Aaron Rodgers plays football,

the most important sport in the world or in America, and everybody watches him every Sunday. And people were trying to argue that it's just an American sport. It's not. It's not, but also Morgan Wallen's not big overseas, okay, bro? I guess someone said he sold out on us. I don't care about ticket sales. It's just about name recognition.

If we're talking about, like, if there's ever been an apples-to-apples argument, it's football and country music. We're not talking about Euro soccer versus... He's huge in the South. Football's pretty big down there too. Exactly. So Aaron Rodgers not only is it football, but he's like an MVP

at least one time, Super Bowl winning quarterback. So that's like another level of football. He is one of the biggest spokesmen in the world so you see him with his helmet off and as of recently has been in like a celebrity couple so all the girls got to know him not even recently that was 10 years ago right right right yeah you're right but like in the beginning he was probably just a football guy and then all of a sudden you know like girls are like you know want to know if he's still with shailene shailene

woodley or whatever you know i mean that's all that's like when lamar odom hit the kardashian world you have a whole other section uh his brother was the bachelor brother was the bachelor um and um now does like pat mcafee shit too like every week he's like on the fucking internet does rogan does joe rogan does does even like sunday conversation had millions of views um jeopardy like the list goes on and on every demographic also has the box check does even like Sunday Conversation had millions of views. Jeopardy. The list goes on and on. Every demographic. Aaron Rodgers has a box check.

Morgan Wallen would say Aaron Rodgers is... I actually want to text Caleb and be like, can you ask Morgan Wallen who's more famous, him or Aaron Rodgers? Morgan Wallen would be like, fucking Aaron Rodgers. Morgan Wallen also...

No black people. Take away that entire fucking demographic none of them aaron rogers is gonna get black white young old your my mom would probably know him i'll tell you what i held my breath when i got when we got to the y like black white yeah i was like geez the yellows are no bold okay Okay alright we said young Would your mom know Aaron Rodgers Yeah I think my mom would Is that Bob Fox

Yeah My mom that was Bob Fox's argument Which is a good one does your mom know the person Is a good level of fame That's what I mean If it wasn't for that incident I would not know Morgan Wallen at all I know him I used to like stadium country a lot so i um i i i know of

him i it wasn't like i wasn't like who the fuck is that guy right i know who morgan wallen is i know it's not close yeah and and also uh you can you can like theoretically you could have 120,000 fans to sell out MetLife and you have your fans you know what I mean like NASCAR and country

it's like in the south it's fucking huge and then so you can I mean you know New York's up the south so I get it

I mean I'm kind of thinking through like I don't want to sell Morgan Wallet short but you can be in a subsect and fucking crush that and there's going to be

a whole other world of people that don't know you that almost all those people are going to know Aaron Rodgers. It's one of, we've done this over the years. There's a couple who's more famous, like incidents. I can't remember off the top of my head. We do a lot of those in Barstool. This is the dumps. This is by far the absolute dumps.

And credit to Morgan Wallen again, because again, I want to be clear, I'm not saying he's not famous. He's crazy famous. He's crazy popular. Blame me away two times at Mad Life. That's like Drake and Taylor shit. That's big time level. A lot of people are like, you're an idiot to think it's close.

It's Morgan Wallen. What are you talking about? Yeah, that to me, you want to argue. I don't think it's close. I'm not arguing it's close. Right. I agree that there's a huge gap. Now, you know, you want to argue other quarterbacks, like maybe other players,

but like Aaron Rodgers, it's Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers who are, you know, the two. When was Aaron Rodgers drafted? 2004? Yeah. It's been, the dude's been here. Almost 20 years of fucking, and, but honestly, more than that, I think it's a fucking double check

State Farm I think that's almost more important I think there's like so much shit that it's just not even close so um yeah um yo so

I saw some oh really I feel like when lee when leroy insider gets in the game i feel like he's usually pretty spot on what do you say leroy said um he's going back to packers barring significant change i do not see him coming to the jets from aaron rogers point of view at all i i could see the jets being like we have to go get him. I just do not see Aaron Rodgers making that move. However, I saw an interesting thought is

the way the Jets are kind of slow playing David Carr. Derek Carr is a Saints. Oh, did he? When was that? Today. Oh, fuck. Okay. That makes me feel like they needed to be in on him if you're not

going to get it in a ride. You know what I mean? Yeah. So if he goes back, they're fucking in the wit. Unless you're going to go with Lamar Jackson or whatever the fuck happens. You know, like, there's... And I don't love this argument where it's like, well, you're killing the confidence. Like, Zach Wilson's dead now.

Whether or not he was before. He most likely was before already. But, like, you're dead now. Did Carr happen? I didn't see that. Probably three hours ago, pretty recently. Yeah, I mean, that's... But you think he's going to come, Beth?

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I mean, would you do that? I mean, you'd get to understand them for however long they got to live. I've got to take. There's a decent amount of these out there about getting your animal to speak. You know why pets are awesome? They don't fucking talk. What happens the first time you have a disagreement with your dog? Bro, that's a huge...

What happens the first time your dog says, I'm voting for Biden and you're voting for Trump? What happens when he won't shut the fuck up during a movie and you have to turn to your puppy who you've loved? What happens when you have a puppy and he's like, hey man, what's up?

What's going on? Hey, what? And you have to be like, shut the fuck up! And then he looks at you all sad. It would ruin the relationship. It's a really great point. The best part,

it's like having a friend. You know the friend who you walk in and you're like, what's up? You both crack, I crack a beer, I just give it to you,

you crack a beer, what do you want to watch? I don't know, whatever you put on. And then you sit there for four hours and you're like, what's up, what's up? You both crack, you know, I crack a beer, I just give it to you, you crack a beer, what do you want to watch? I don't know, whatever you put on. And then you sit there for four hours and you're like, great hang, man. It was a great hang. That's your best friend. That's your dog every time you hang. That's your dog.

Every single interaction you have with your dog is that time with your friend. Bro, the, so I was home for last week, obviously, and I realized just how loud everywhere is. Dude, my parents' house, even when they're not home, is so goddamn loud. Making noises. Because they don't fucking, old people don't know what mute is, right? So my mom's email, my mom's computer in her office,

that's fucking chiming all the time when she's getting emails. My dad leaves his iPad in the house. Guess what? He gets his texts on that. That's chiming away. My mom doesn't turn off the fucking music on her fucking Sonos before she leaves. That's going. There's always pings and noises, and that's before the people get there.

Then the people get there, and it's just talking, and it's like every goddamn house now is like an open floor plan. So I'm in the living room. I can hear you fucking just running the water In the kitchen Trying to watch A goddamn show in here It is It is They talk over it too

Like sometimes There's just like No regard for the fact That it's supposed to be quiet We're supposed to be Watching the television show It is And like

We kind of talked about this With Potter coming up You can't get mad at someone For just existing But at the same time I am furious With someone for existing And again The. But at the same time, I am furious with someone for existing. And again, the pup.

Like, dogs will just, you know, sidle up next to you and sit there. It is. Maybe they bark here and there, you know. There's a couple instances where you would like a dog to be able to be like, yo, man, like, you know, I'm sorry. I got to take a shit real quick. And it's like, okay, we're on the same page. Or like, you know, if there's something wrong with them,

they want to tell you what's wrong. But like, other than that, what do you want to just like talk to your dog? That's legit. Like the last thing you want to do is talk to people. And also like dogs are great. Pets are great. Yada, yada. We've kidnapped them and separated them from their family absolutely

they might be upset about that situation what if they were like yo you literally took me away from my twin brother you're like hey where's my fucking mom asshole you know how great like those first six weeks or like 16 weeks are like they're on like a farm and they're running around with their brothers and sisters and at the very least they have some childhood puppy trauma where they're like oh nice to meet you i watched all of my brothers and sisters one one by one be plucked away from me on the farm until i the runt of the family was chosen by you clearly the runt of your family let's live this horrible life together like oh great just what i wanted the only way i'm self-aware runt the only way i I'm letting... Yeah, dude, my dog is from upstate Maine. Yeah.

Beautiful country. Yeah, now you're down and fucking living in a New York City apartment? Thanks. The only dogs I'm letting talk? Rescues. It's like dating a portrait. You're welcome. Here's a nice home-cooked meal.

Here you go, babe. Here's a steak. You're welcome. Right, right. Yeah, you're right. I's a steak. You're welcome. Right, right. Yeah, you're right. I did rescue from that guy who was abusive and a motherfucker. You can shower me with praise, except when the TV's on. Then you stay the fuck quiet.

Shut up. Also, the other side of this, you lose five years. I don't know how long cats live. The most a dog is really going to live is like 15. You get some weird outliers. But you're taking minimum a third of his life. And if you're talking about a golden, you're taking half

his life away. Golden's only going to live 8? Or 10? I think they're like 10, 12, something like that. Maybe I made that up, but I think the bigger ones don't last much longer. My golden doodle was 14 when we put her down. Imagine your fucking dog cashes out at 5 and he's on his deathbed and he's like,

why am I dying so much earlier than all my friends? It's like, well, I made this bet so you could talk to me. I didn't want to take you outside when you didn't have to shit. I cut your lifespan in half because it was a mild inconvenience for you to only be able to bark. Oh, thanks, master, you dickhead. I talk about putting dogs down and shit like that. I've told this story before, but it's a harrowing realization, I think, that I'm about to give to everybody.

Yeah, we just glossed over that. I talked about putting dogs down and shit on the podcast before. I told this specific story. Most of you people are killing your dogs way too young. Yeah. Most of you reach a point where you go, this is a burden and an inconvenience, so let's kill you. Not even on the person. The vets don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

Maisie was sick, and Maisie was moving slow and not doing good yada yada yada and we took her to the vet and the vets is a friday and the vet was like look i've been killing dogs all week i'm tired like if you could just let me get through the weekend and recharge monday bring her back monday we'll whack her then. And my mom was like, okay, very sad, but okay. He puts the hammer back. Like Maisie spoke English and heard the doctor, she was doing cartwheels that weekend. She was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Don't fucking bring me back. Three more years. Yeah. Right. Bro, if that fucking vet had had time on a Friday, Maisie's toast. Three more years, Kevin. Three full happy years.

Three years, dude. The whole vaccine's worth of years. Maisie's still going to suck around because that vet was busy Friday. Yo. That's crazy. When she was so happy all weekend, my mom was like, she seems fine. I can't do it.

Three years. She just had one bad sick. She was old. She was probably 11. She's older for a golden doodle. She fucking sucked up. It's not a surprising age. I got to show these people I'm alive.

Three, four years. If your vet says it's time to put down your dog, give it a week. Give it a break. Give it a a week it's like Angelina Jolie come back in March if your dog's still suffering whack him then that is crazy man when I took Duncan to the vet

one of the craziest interactions I've ever ever fucking seen I'm waiting like sitting on a couch with duncan he's either like already gone in for his x-rays or waiting for his x-rays we're kind of waiting for results whatever it was we're just sitting there and this guy walks in casual and it was like there was like a waiting room and then you could go into like it's almost like an open floor room where they had like the tables for the dogs to like where they hook the leash on them on top

of a stainless steel table there was like a bunch of those it was like an open room and a bunch of like other pets and uh other doctors and stuff and this guy just walks in with a fucking shoe box and he puts it on the counter and they're like oh hello sir like what can i do for you and he's like here and they open it up and he's like, here. And they opened it up. And he's like, this is my parrot. And they were like, I'm so sorry, sir. Like, that parrot is very dead. And he just went and just walked out.

Walked in, presented a dead parrot. They said, that's a dead parrot. Took it and walked out. I've had my suspicions. Yeah, I honestly, i don't know what it was but in my mind i concocted a story where like his daughter was waiting in the car and he was like like a little girl you know and he was he was like okay baby i'll i'll take we're gonna go try to save the parrot and they like watch from the window and he's like yeah i know it's dead just doing this so my daughter won't fucking you fucking yell at me.

Okay, thanks. I had a feeling it was going to die. I'd give it a vaccine so it could talk. Wouldn't shut the fuck up during TV but love. Think about it. Eat a bunch of sandwiches. Think about your dog talking when it's a crazy puppy and it's going wild they would just be like what's up man what's up what are you doing like like screaming at you and

yelling at you when you're like okay calm down calm down puppy and he just wouldn't you be fucking i know you can hear me you know you talk fucking calm down i can't i can't i can't i'm sorry i don't know what's going on like they're so annoying i literally took the dog to a restaurant for the first time yesterday and just three other people walked in with dogs right after, and she was barking at all of them. I'm like, just having a dog that chirps at everyone that walks by? Yeah. That's like having a friend like that's the fucking worst. Yell at people?

Just trying to start shit with everyone on the street. Yeah, a boy like that was like, he walked stiff, you can call it stiff shoulders, And he would just walk down crowded streets Without moving Smash people Bump into people What are you fucking doing dude If someone punches you in the face As they should I'm not helping I'm not jumping into the fray here

I got a joke for you Speaking of talking animals Why are chickens so funny? I know. I love it. Because! Yeah. You weren't here.

Did you hear Nick's? Fuck, wait, no. Do that again because I don't want to say I know. Okay. I got a joke for you. Why are chickens so funny? Why? Because!

That's a great one. It's such a fun one that's a good macaws too well so we went around the room the other day oh I saw yeah I mean Nick went with like

a revved up macaw I was like whoa that was that was a great macaw yeah that's there was a kid in like 7th grade

that could do that and it made everyone laugh then I was the second kid that did it I didn't make people laugh but I got really good at it nobody likes the second macaw guy no it's didn't make people laugh. But I got really good at it. Nobody likes the second Bacar guy. No, no.

It's like, all right, that was his thing. You should have come in with a good moo. The other day, a few months ago, I don't know what I did, but I nailed a moo. It was the greatest moo of all time. I just went like, moo, and it sounded like a,

and everybody in the room was like, yo! And I tried to do it again. I could not. It was just this one-time lightning in a bottle. Because I would love to be able to just let out a cow moo in the middle of a crowded room. Moo. Yeah, because it's almost like a yawn. It's a lazy thing, you know?

You can't just go moo. Or like a... Give me a moo, Jackie. No. Come on, Jackie. Jackie. You got this Moo That was so bad

Come on, that was not real That was not real You just went moo Come on, that was so bad Moo He comes out with like an accent I don't know One more time

One more time Moo You know what it is It's a talking cow It's like what's up I'm a cow Moo Moo

Can you do Can you Can you Give me like a Like a dog bark That was great She Her mouth

She went like this Moo Moo You just never know That was great. Her mouth, she went like this. Moo. You just never know. No, it's only fair, Pat. You got a moo. Moo. I want to see which way people go.

You never know. You never know which way they're going to go. That's great. Those noises are funny. Speaking of animal noises and animals, actually not animal noises, but animals. The other day, I got a little bored at home for a week. I did a lot of my adult stuff, but then things got boring.

And I was trying to just see my sex face. Like what I look like? Colleen's like this. I don't think I want to know about that. Bro, I was sitting... This is what the listeners tune out. I was sitting on my couch alone in the house.

You mean like from, like, when people film it, like, from upside. You know what I mean? No, I wasn't, like, having sex or anything. I was just, like, sitting there. Just trying to be like, what does my sex face look like? And... I'm a monkey. Wait, what did you do? I just did.

You put a camera down or something? Yeah. Sometimes people put the camera down and lean over it because your face... Oh, no, no, no. I wasn't trying to say that. It's just the expressions I make. Got it. Terrible. It's just a monkey. It's just like the expressions I make. Got it. Terrible. It's just a monkey. It's a surprise monkey.

I'm going to come. It's like a monkey who stumbled upon a tree banana. Because then they really let it out. It is 100% monkey face. There's no mistaking it for anything else. It's some primal shit. It's primate shit. If you could Photoshop, if you could film me having sex,

and you could Photoshop the woman out of it, you'd go, that's a pretty good monkey impression. Like, you guys see this? A little monkey butt shaking in the back. That is so great. Oh, man. That's great. That is so great. Do you think anybody, any girls ever like that? I wasn't even going to say that unless this guy called and talked about animals.

That was just going to be something I did alone. You think any girls have ever hit the group chat And been like So how was it It was good but he sounded like a monkey I'm on that planet of the apes Sex move Imagine that Oh he fucked me like a monkey

Is that doggy style No no no He sounded like a Like imagine that like Oh he fucked me like a monkey Like what do you mean Like is it like monkey Is it like doggy style Like monkey No no no You sound like a fucking monkey Oh my god That is great I guess next voicemail What's up, boys?

So I was just driving home from work today thinking about some random shit. Got to thinking about my wedding that I had recently. The same wedding that I called on previously where I got hit in the head in Jamaica with the ceiling fan while I was fucking whatever. That's neither here nor there. But like I said, thinking about random shit uh got me to a little bit of a am i the asshole so when we sent out our rsvps it had like number of guests i accept i declined and then at the bottom it said like i'll be sure to dance if the dj plays blank so we're like cool we can get a you know nice playlist everybody wants to hear and we'll go from there. I told the DJ one specific thing.

Do not play group choreographed shit. No choreographed dancing bullshit. No electric slide. No chicken dance and especially no YMCA. None of it. My best man and his dad on two separate invites send back YMCA on their fucking RSVPs. I call him. I'm like, dude, this has got to be a joke, right? Like, you know, this is just not fucking happening. He was like, no, no, no. Like mine's a little bit of a joke, but for my dad, you absolutely have to play it. At my cousin's wedding, the more drunk he got, he's at the DJ booth, play YMCA, play YMCA until he fucking had to play it or else he's wedding the more drunk he got he's at the dj booth play ymca play ymca until he fucking had to play it or else he just wouldn't shut up so i'm like jesus all right so i told the dj just play it first get it off get it off the list get it out of the way first

song whatever so come wedding night first song got it over with cool that's fine I hear him come up and he's like I just tipped the DJ he's gonna play it again I was like what the fuck man so as it starts playing I'm like I'm out I'm gonna go take a bathroom break I hear it from the bathroom perfect timing walk back in as it's done he's like oh man you missed it we gotta do it again i was like no no really it's okay it's okay he goes back and does it again so three times now three fucking times ymca is played so i'm like all right am i the asshole for trying to cut it no fucking group dance shit or is he the asshole for just repeatedly playing ymca i don't know i want to hear your guys's thoughts um i i think ymca is a bit much if you're a white person you're at a white wedding

and you got some sort of problem with the cha-cha slide or Cupid shuffle or even the electric slide, I think you're kind of being dramatic. I'll actually go as far to say, again, the YMCA is kind of ridiculous. I'll go as far to say if you have like some do not plays, you're being a dramatic asshole. Like it's my wedding and this song shall not be played. Maybe if it's like her ex, my ex's – like don't play their – my ex-wife's fucking wedding song for the last one or something like that. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. But to just be like my party shall not have this type of dance.

Like I don't know. Fucking get over it. The little kids do it. The old people do it. It's not like the best part of your wedding when everyone is like, whoa, MCA. But like I did it with Shane Keegan at one and it was fun you know just and then you you know there's there's sections to it this is the section for grandma and the kids this is a section for like the young party people i think having the no no fly list is kind of like all right i guess so dude now this

this preposterous like keep going you must do it i don't know what the fuck that's about that's that almost feels like it's a setup you know like you know that this guy hates it you make him do it three times that is three times like i like hey dj it's my goddamn wedding yeah so listen to what i fucking say play it once if i tell you to never it's a stop playing music period right now you stop go home i hired you i pay you i tip you yeah i imagine you tip him I don't fucking know But like whatever It is This is Your salary depends on me

Right Don't listen to this fucking old guy Who likes doing the YMCA But I Largely To the larger point I do agree with you Where like

It's You know I wouldn't request it But if it's on I'm gonna have a good time Yeah Right It's like we said

You know If We're doing like the chicken dance. Chicken dance I haven't seen since middle school. Oh, that could be fun too. That almost to me is like a throwback. It comes back around. Like you know what I don't want?

Cotton Eye Joe. Cotton Eye Joe. Rank these. Cotton Eye Joe, chicken dance, Cupid Shuffle, Cha-Cha Slide, Electric Slide, YMCA. That would be six. I was going to do top five, but there's actually six. Cha-Cha Slide is now Sliver is Slow. That's Cha-Cha Slide?

Yeah, that's the main one. Cha-Cha Slide is one. I'll go Electric Slide two. I'll go – It's electric. Boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie. What was the first one you said? Uh

Chicken dance No I'll put chicken like four or five I'll put YMCA last I think You might not know Cupid Shuffle That's like an R. Kelly Like

I know it But like I'm sure if you played it I would fucking know this one Right right Um but I can't really think of it right now It's kind of like a bootleg A little more of an R&B

Rhythm and blues type of Cha-cha slide Cha-cha slide's like the party version Uh Cupid Shuffleleg a little more of an r&b rhythm and blues type of cha-cha slide cha-cha slides like the party version uh cuba shovel is a little more like r kelly okay then i'm putting that one six yeah it's probably not for your wedding you know what i mean you get what i'm putting down yeah yeah the uh but you know what i mean the personally i don't like the ymca but if you're talking about just like like there's nobody alive who doesn't know the YMCA you know what I mean like if you

you might have to argue the same way that like the Bible is the greatest like the most popular book of all time it's kind of like a cheat because it's like it's not really a book but it's a book like the YMCA is probably the most popular song of all time but again if you want to start doing that nonsense probably Happy Birthday or the ABCs well okay yeah

but we're talking like actual recording artist songs. Yeah, it's probably up there. If you're not talking about like lullabies or those things, but like other than, you know, for a real song. Because that was just like, at one point, that was just like the Village People put out a record. Just a bunch of gay dudes. We're going to put this on the radio and like, let's go.

Just a bunch of gay dudes who are like, we love the Young Men's Christian Association. How crazy is that? The fucking YMCA became the place where everyone's fucking and sucking. Oh, really? I think that, I don't know, I just assume they all love to go there

and party and fuck and stuff. Oh, I don't think that. What did you think it was? I thought it was just like a spot for wayward boys. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, I think the gays love it because. Oh, I thought there was, I don't know what I thought.

I guess, I didn't actively think anything. I think the Y is specifically what it's for. That was the birthplace of gays fucking in gyms? I think so. I would bet that. That's why gay guys are all so jacked up. Go fuck at the gym. Did you see this thing went viral the other day?

Chrissy Teigen quote tweeted it. It was a, which one are you? It was like A, B, C, D, b c d you know whatever yeah yeah and um it was sketches of the male physique okay i was like can i get a normal one in there please somewhere i was literally none of them now one's pretty normal i'd say you're one's pretty fucking i'd say you're one bro it's pretty fucking scra I'd say you're a one. You'd say you're a one, bro? That's pretty fucking scrawny, dude. Yeah? That looks like a little girl's body. It is.

They are thin hips. But like, imagine tweeting that and answering, being like, yeah, I'm a six. It's like, what? We'll put the video, we'll put it up in the video, the screenshot. These fucking little sketches are shredded. Yeah. And it's like, four is shredded, five is a little bit more shredded six is really shredded seven is ultra shredded where's just no six is the ultra that starts tapering down i'd say even

like you know i think i'm an eight there's this is some pretty extreme you are an eight but like that's what i mean an eight you would think is like bad like i want to be an eight like i'm striving for an eight you know it's like bargatze. Yeah, I want to be the before. I'll be the before. The greatest joke ever. The greatest joke ever. I just want to be the before picture. Anyway, you know, just fucking grit and bare your teeth, grit and smile, and just let the

fucking three-minute song that you don't like play and then move on. I mean, it is nonsense to be, because he did it. He did that. And then he came back. And then he came back and they were like, do it again. Ultimately, he's not the asshole. Well, no, you are the asshole, but in that instance, you have been superseded by the other

asshole who's worse. I don't think a no playlist is assholery. I guess. If it came down to it, and if I'm getting married, first of all, band guy, but if I was getting married and they were band guy um totally but if i was getting married and they were like you have to get a no playlist i'd be like just play whatever like i'm

not there are songs you there are songs that when they came on go ah it's a fucking song but the thing is i think that people i think the no fly list the no playlist uh was invented for like things that i'm talking about like oh that was my mom's favorite song she just died recently like please don't play that yeah And I think it's become like, I don't like this dance. I don't like that. I'll tell you what's on my fucking no-fly list. Anything that's not Taylor's version.

Ooh, you play that Scooter Braun shit? No Scooter Braun in the bitch. Fuck you. That man is not fucking welcome at this wedding. I like that. That's a good one. I also did not understand what he was talking about for most of the voicemail because I thought he said, I'll be sure to dance if they play Blink at the wedding. So did I. And I was like, oh, fucking.

Yeah. I was like, Blink-182 wedding? You didn't say that? And they said Blink. Oh. And people were filling in their songs. I kind of was like, stop listening. So I thought it was something about Blink-182.

Yeah. I thought for sure. Blink wedding. I'll dance if they play Blink. So I thought it was something about blink. Yeah. I was up blink wedding. All dads. We play blink. Yeah. You know what? Every,

you know, every wedding has like the, um, Motown section where they play like snippets of Jackson five. Yeah. There should be a pop punk. Yeah. Like every,

yeah. Yeah. Like have a section where there's just like some emo shit and some punk rock shit. Everyone takes a bathroom break for that one. Go take a fucking couple lines. Come out ready to rip. Right to the point on that one. All right, next up.

Did you guys sit on a sit-in? I was going to say we recorded on a boat. I was going to say she had one brother on a boat. You have one brother and one sister. Oh, yeah, yeah. And your parents are about to die, and the only way to save them is either ride your brother's cock while you're fucking your sister. Did he say ride your brother's cock while you're fucking your sister?

Wait, wait, pause, pause, pause. Ride your brother's cock is so graphic. He couldn't say fuck your brother or like even if you've got to get specific like you're on top of your brother. He said ride your brother's cock. I think we may have found our line here on this show. Yeah, I'm uncomfortable. That was downright repulsive. What is the logistics of riding?

By the way, is the voicemail over? That was it? It also said while fucking your sister. Okay. Or blow your brains out. Oh, okay. But it was also, so ride your brother's cock while fucking your sister? How do you?

I mean, that's hard logistically. I mean, if we're going to be's gotta be if we're gonna be about it we're gonna be about it she's gotta get on top she's gotta be god damn this fucking show wait wait no no no wait wait wait she's on top but then you're on it's like a fucking totem pole no yeah it's got wait i don't know yeah so it's like she's doing reverse cowgirl on top of you and he's and you're doing reverse cowgirl on top of him it's like a human centipede of cock, if you will, to borrow his phrase. Yeah. My answer is going to blow my brains out just to get out of this conversation.

The thing is, it's one of those things. Like, you got to get – your thrusting has to get in order. Yeah. It's got to be like you thrust, I thrust. You can't just all thrust together because then no one's actually getting any penetration. It's got to be like the fucking opening ceremonies at the Beijing Olympics. You got to be really fucking on base. Everyone is very choreographed.

You got to be a fuck sandwich for your brother and sister. Or your parents die. I think my parents would be like, let me die. Don't you fucking dare. Do you know how bad it would be? It's like, mom and dad, we saved you. And they're like, thank it would be it's like mom and dad we saved you and they're like thank you guys so much like what it like what deal with the devil did you pull it's like well i rode mikey's cock while i fucked sarah and be like let us die we're 70 we're gonna be

dead soon anyway legitimately like if i was a parent over the age of like 50 i'd be like i was on the back half of life you could have let me me die. Now I got to know that my kids were sharing cocks. God damn it. I'd have to take it to peak of the will. Wait, Mo's going to charity? Never mind. See ya. Ride my... Jesus.

Is that the last one? Ride his cock. Jesus Christ, bro. Go drink a bag of milk. Fucking relax. All right, that's it? That's it. All right, good to go.

We got Josh Potter, Roach Daddy on the show. Let's get into it. The Red Bull King, bro. Don't you slam like 30 of those a day? Too many. It's becoming a cost. A cost? It's a financial problem? Yeah yeah you know you got a problem

when the fucking energy drinks are like i got factories into my budget dude it's one thing if you're like oh my heart's about to explode it's too much sugar or you know i crash from it it's like no no spending too much money on when i was poor i used to do that i would i actually like at one point audited my life and go i'm spending like an eighth of my income on Red Bull. Holy fuck. I was like, well, at the time I was like, I make $25,000 a year. I drink four Red Bulls a day. I think I'm spending like eight grand a year on Red Bull.

That's crazy. Wait, you were doing, that's more than an eighth, brother. We're talking a third. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess that's crazy. Bro. Wait, you were doing... That's more than an eighth, brother. We're talking a third. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess that's true. I mean, that's like when you do the math, you go like, this is way too much. I think that's more than you're supposed to spend on rent.

130 a month. 130 a year salary. You could buy a girl a ring with that. I was sacrificing other luxuries for Red Bull. You were walking. You were like, I don't take Uber anymore. I'll be there in an hour and a half. Just sipping on Red Bull. You were walking everywhere like, I don't take Uber anymore. I'll be there in an hour and a half.

Just sipping on Red Bulls. I had the shittiest car that I couldn't get fixed and I was like, why do I never have money to fix this car? And I was like, oh.

I love people and I sunk it all into crypto. I lost it all in Bitcoin. It was the great Red Bull crash of fucking.

And I kept every can in my car like a psycho in the well of my passenger thing. So I would look at it and I'd just... Wait, no, no, no. How many would be there? It would get terrible before I'd clean it out.

Like 10 to the C? Or like 30. Oh, like the... No! Oh, yeah. So if someone opened the passenger door, it would have fall out? Yeah, like if I had to give someone a ride, I had to take a garbage bag and be like, all right, and then I would just count count $3, $6, $9.

You know what I mean? You were like a college kid. Everyone goes through that one phase when you're partying in college. We'll just save our cans, and that'll pay for our beer. I'll save my Red Bulls, and I'll buy my Red Bull.

At this point, I'm getting paid to drink Red Bull now. Everyone has done that scheme. We used to walk to a place in the fucking hood outside of Fordham to cash in our... I remember we drank for like a... No, I don't think those ones do. We drank for like a month and everybody saved it.

And we all pulled together and we got like... Yeah. Actually, to be fair, beer was so cheap there, but it still was like enough for one more night of beer. I remember we would drive to different states. Would you do Maine? No, no, no. Because it's like Maine, Michigan.

I mean, this is the Seinfeld episode. I think maybe it must have been that we were living in Rhode Island. We were in Newport. And it must have been the closest one was in Massachusetts. We would go to Fall River to do it. But I think Rhode Island and Massachusetts are both five cents. I think it's Michigan, Maine, and I want to say

there's a third. Hawaii? Yeah, maybe one of those ones you can't get to. It's a quarter, right? A quarter? Isn't there somewhere there's a quarter? Now, that's a plot we can hatch right now. We'll take Dave's private jet and roll our fucking cans to fucking Hawaii. You don't We'll take the private jet. We'll take Dave's private jet. Roll our fucking cans to fucking

Hawaii. You don't have a KFC private jet yet? What's going on? Not yet, brother. Not yet. I'm trying to get there. That is the fastest way I think that people lose money. All the jets? I remember Scott Storch. The producer made $100 million and he blew it all

because he flew private everywhere. He'd be chartering like $100,000 flights everywhere you go. I don't care how many millions you make. If you're doing $100,000 a clip, you could lose that in like a month. How much do you do if you fly that much? I'm going to do that with Uber Blacks, I feel. Dude, Uber, Uber, not like – I can't even really think of a company who's had such a downfall well like i don't take ubers anymore i'm a yellow cab guy you know if i'm on a suburb or some shit like that yeah he's

been on his kick for a minute but like an anti-uber it is dude because i remember when i first i was an early adapter of uber i i was like the guy who was like i'll get an uber and friends would be like holy shit what is this thing and like it was like early early uber days i mean it was revolutionary they'd show up in a fucking suburban they'd have this big black car holy shit, what is this thing? It was early, early Uber days. It was revolutionary. They'd show up in a fucking suburban. They'd have this big black car. A guy would have a suit and tie. They got waters, they got chargers.

They'd pile five friends in. Everyone would be sitting comfortably. We'd head to a bar in Boston. And now you get an Uber XL. Your hatchback, a Subaru hatchback. Some dude rolls up in a RAV4. It's like someone's got to lay down in the backseat. What the fuck are you talking about, man? And also, I don't need the mints and the water and all that shit.

If you don't have a charger for both fucking things, Apple and Android, come on. Yeah. You're saying they shouldn't even qualify for Uber. Yeah. It's like, oh, I have an Android. Sorry. Okay. Well, your customers are all gonna

have fucking apple man so just let me chart you know like i remember i got a big fight was again early uber days i got a big fight and i've since changed my ways so don't yell at me yet um where i would give if it was a good ride standard ride four stars and i was like five stars as if you have a starburst you got charged you got a lead you got water we're like you got me a to b yeah four great no there's four stars four out of five stars is a great review yeah that's it no no but but what it's become is like four is zero yeah right scale is really four to five yeah you got a 4.1 4.2 4. you know what i mean that's which i actually to be honest you can do that can you like four and a half i actually don't even take uber at all

i haven't taken u in years, years. Because even when I take an Uber, I take Lyft. Yeah, I do Lyft. And Uber doesn't, Lyft doesn't. Oh, wait. I guess they do these cars. I find Lyft to be so janky. I think that.

Aren't they the same? It was. Well, now they're more the same. But Lyft used to be like the one where it had like a mustache on the car. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Lyft was.

Circus cars. This is stupid. like eyelashes and shit yeah fuck you're 100 right they like the pink mustache it was there was a time where i was like i'm not taking a fucking lift for that again there was a time where lift was like a third of the cost yeah and that's why i took lift i actually said i just started taking lift because uber like i don't know if it was some of my apple pay or something with like the credit card i had on file, but, like, it just stopped. I'm locked out of Uber. It stopped working. I was like, fuck, I'll just get Lyft. I've been suspended from Uber, I think.

I don't think I was suspended. I think it was just something, like, I had the wrong car or whatever. Yeah. And so I was like, I don't really feel like figuring this out. I'll just download Lyft and do Apple Pay. And I just never went back. I'm the king of ordering and canceling, so my rating is terrible. Really?

That's hilarious. But, like, we'll do something, like... That counts against your rating? I think so. I think if you wait too long, they can be like, this guy canceled on you. Oh my God. I would assume. Because otherwise, I've never had an incident or anything and I think I had a low four.

It was like a black mark against me as a person. I think I'm like 4.95. But I'll be like, we're at the airport and I'm like, all right, I'll get an Uber. And then you're like, oh, I just held a cab. I'm like, never mind. Cancel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I do that all the fucking time.

I take cabs from airports usually because it's just so much faster. 100? Dude, that's my big secret. Yeah. How's that in the taxi line? You fucking go into the Uber thing and it's chaos. There's no lines. It's clusterfuck.

And everyone's driving a black fucking Camry. Yeah, everyone's looking like, is this my Camry? Yeah, Z2, 3X5. You know, it's like, just get in the taxi they tell you to get into. I'm a 4'9". But yeah, the taxi is like, I haven't landed at an airport and even had a person in line. You just go. There's 70 cabs waiting up, not a soul standing.

It's crazy. And the Uber is usually like, oh, you got to go to parking garage F or some horse shit like that. I'm like, I don't do that shit you got to go to parking garage F. Yeah. Or some horse shit like that. I'm like, I don't do that shit. I just go to the taxi cab. I saw an incident that was viral on the New York Post. A DoorDash delivery woman refused to give the guy the food. I guess like she got there and he – you put tip in first.

Yeah. She got there. Some places – I think it's like a settings thing. there and he you put tip in first. I think it's like a settings thing because I do it first too. DoorDash is definitely first. You can do both. You do the tip before and then if it's like extra good you can boost it. This girl walked up to the ring doorbell

with the food and refused to give it to him because he only tipped $8. On how big was the bill? I don't think that matters. I don't think that matters with the delivery. With the delivery, it's like $8 is a good... That's pretty good. That's what I'm saying.

I just hit 20% unless it doesn't get to $5. If I just get a bagel and it doesn't get to $5, I move it to $5. I agree with that. Let's say... I think he just ordered like for himself. Let's say it's a fucking $40. Like 20% would be $8. So like you're in the right range of that, you know.

Also, I stand in the road and I wait for them to pull up. So then I can literally just grab it from there. Oh, that's great. I think, yeah, that... But if I'm a driver, I'd be like, fuck you, I'll walk to the door and get my tip. Oh, I mean, I wish they did that. Instead, what they do is they drive past me

like so far to the point where I'm like, well, now I'm walking to get the food. I could have just walked to the restaurant at this point. Dude, I had one once. This is back in the day. I lived in Murray Hill, which is like east side, midtown kind of deal. And I ordered from the meatball shop. And it was like –

I remember this guy. This is great. Dude, it was like January. It was winter, dead of winter, right? And so I fucking order this meatball. Like, literally, I ordered, like, three meatballs. Not a big meal at all. And, like, two hours go by, and it's still not there.

And I'm, like, checking the app, and I'm, like, it is still on the way. And then I get the text, like, your food's here. And so I go downstairs, still nothing. And I'm going to just sit in the lobby of my building. I'm, like, where the fuck is it? Like, it said it's here. Because you know sit in the lobby of my building. Where the fuck is this place? It said it's here. Because you know how it updates when you take this turn. That means you're about a minute away, so it lets you know it's close.

And I finally go outside. And at this point, I ordered around dinner time. At this point, it's probably close to 10 p.m. And I lived on a hill. And it's dark. You have the streetlights on. And I just see this person limping with a cane down the hill. And I see a bag swinging.

And I'm like, no fucking way is that it. And Meatball Shop is in the West Village. So it's on the other side of the island, fucking downtown on the other side of the island. This dude with a limp and a cane had fucking gone to get my food in the West Village and walked it to Murray Hill. Oh, my God. And I was like, dude, I have to give you $1,000. Like, what the fuck? I'm almost mad at you because now you put me in a position

where I have to pay you. It was cold, I presume. It was freezing. The food was freezing. The outside was freezing. It should have told me when I put in that word food. The guy we got is a handicapped old man and he's going to have to walk

two miles right now. And I'd be like, well, never mind then. I'll go downstairs and get something to the deli. Sometimes they have the icon where it's like a car and then it's like a bike, but this guy's just walking. He got one of the walkers with the tennis balls on the bottom. He would have been

faster. He would have been sturdier on his feet if he had that thing. It was deranged. It was one of the craziest things I've ever seen in my life so this one it was a a woman it was it's resurfaced it happened in 2001 um she said she traveled 12 and a half miles but like i'm assuming she's in a car yeah she said it took 40 minutes but like that shouldn't be like that means there was traffic or something, which I think happens. And she got fired. Have you ever had a delivery driver shame you for how far away the

restaurant was? No. I had a guy just go, must be good. It's 10 miles away. And I'm like, I don't know where the fucking restaurant is. He looked on the fucking list. He came up on my fucking list, idiot. I'm looking at a map I don't have an atlas out every time I'm fucking ordering a burger

sorry you had to drive this is the New York Post they just do kind of like an Instagram story thing it's actually a cool way so you swipe through and it gives you the story and then there's an ad in the middle and it just goes gay test how gay are you

should we do the question let's do them can you send us the link we're going to have different answers It just goes, oh, gay test. How gay are you? Oh, wow. Should we do the question? Yeah, let's do them. So this was going to be, can you send us the link? Because we all got, we're going to have different answers. Yeah. Well, let me pop, let me do a pop out into Safari. Oh, no, it won't do that.

I don't think I can. Damn, that's a shame. Yeah, I would have liked it. Because guess who's curious? You know what? We'll answer. I'm curious. You get know what? We'll answer. I'm curious. You get final answer. We'll answer, but John is the final answer.

Okay, open. It says the gay test with a big rainbow, and it just says, am I gay? How gay are you? Okay, am I gay test? Take this test to determine if you're gay, straight, or bisexual. Okay, click on that, I guess. This is going to be one of those things. You're going to be the first person with malware on their phone yeah i've never actually clicked

take quiz yeah you're gonna get like a chinese uh bot it's gonna start coming to your thing okay do you feel what do you feel when you see gay couples kissing nothing much yearning or joy nothing much nothing no i guess joy i go hey that's nice i guess just sound like a bigot here but i will go there's something before nothing much i think if i'm watching like a netflix movie where there's like two gay dudes and they're like sloppy making out i'm still always just like well there's a there's a there's a whoa factor yeah like i'm not like gross i get it on my screen but i'm like first of all the first thing i'm always thinking is or if i know one of the actors are straight or i'm wondering like are these guys straight and acting or are they gay and kissing or is that guy straight that guy's gay because if you're straight and you are really just like all

out making out i mean i tip my cap like you're an actor and you should probably you know you're probably saying like oh i i act as this and i act act as that. Why wouldn't I act as gay? But there's a fucking difference between sucking tongues with a dude. So I will admit that I still always just go. When two girls do it, though, too, I go, ooh. It's a different type of woman. Yeah, yeah. You know, the gayest thing is we're picturing guys.

Yeah, gay women kiss, too. This will probably be the gayest answer I give Um If they're not kissing good I'm like fucking kiss dude Yeah get in there Yeah this is It takes you out of it

On the nipple The lip a little bit I just watched The Last of Us episode 3 Uh Cause my parents hadn't seen it So we were watching We were catching up

On The Last of Us this week And um Their first kiss And I think they did Those guys did some I'm straight I think the guy from it did some I'm straight. I think the guy from it was like, I'm straight, I'll kiss you a little bit. I was like, hey, fucking Ron Swanson,

you haven't seen a dude in three years. Get in there, dude. Get in there, bro. Get passionate about it. He was grabbing his dick and everything. It was almost like, though, that he, because you don't know his life before the thing happened. So you're like, was he even realizing he was gay?

That's why it works. It's fine. But still, I was like, you would be. I don't know. That's not the greatest gay kiss I ever seen. It would have been really funny if they weren't gay and they were just like, I'm really horny. You're really horny.

We haven't seen human beings. All right, that's a great question. Yeah. Let's say me and you were the last two. Would eventually you be like, you want to suck each other's dicks? That's like jail talk. I mean, I don't know. I have to be in the position. You really have to be in the position. I would

definitely fuck you, Potter. Bro. Hey. Bro. I'll tell you what, if we're talking last of us. Feidelberg barely has sex in the regular non-apocalyptic world. You think he's going to be needing sex so bad he starts fucking Potter? I'd fuck a guy before I ate a guy. I don't think I... I'll just say this.

I won't judge either. I don't judge either. Do what you got to do, man. I'd 100% suck a dick or get my dick sucked before I eat a calf. I'd get my dick sucked before a lot of things. Why not combine the two? Like have a nice dinner and then fucking...

One of those necrophilia guys. Fucking what they eat. Dahmer was ahead of his time. We'll go to the next, you know, all these questions. But let me just say straight up for a quiz. Question number one, what do you feel a gay couple's kiss? If you answer yearning, you're gay. Yeah, yeah.

That's it. That's pretty telltale right gay dude jealous when you scroll through social media hard when you scroll through social media it feels like all you see is gay content true or false yep you got me two no three the algorithm might push it to me from time to time. This is what I was talking about the other day when I said I got a breastfeeding kid with a nipple out. I was like,

where did this algorithm even come up with it? And I was like, I probably deserve this. I love yup, you got me, like Walter White. Whoa, you got me. Social media is crazy. All I did was say gay, and now my phone has given me... Let me tell you this.

I don't know. A lot of people probably know this, but as far as in blogger life, in the old school days, when motherfuckers would try to make fun of you and Barstool by sending a screenshot of the webpage and the ads, they'd be like, what's with Barstool having these gay ads? And we'd be like, those are auto-filled based on the browser that you're looking at. You gay ball.

We call that Google AdSense, friend. Yeah. It was one of my favorite things that would happen. We'd be like, look, these guys are racist

or these guys are gay and I'm like, that is you. You were looking in the mirror. I did love that. You were cutting the best dunk ever.

You quote tweeted or you replied with a picture and an explanation and it would get people would go live for it here's mine it's local singles in the area hot moms who need a cock but sick for you bro um the uh what was gonna say so my social to answer this my social media i i see very little gay content i haven't seen much gay content but in mainstream like like when i watched the last episode like everyone's well your content is your

like if you don't follow gay people right yeah content uh in in pop culture it's all like every single show has a gay couple or a mixed race couple no matter how much they need to wedge it in yeah like there's a lot i don't care about it but there are definitely a lot of times where it's like you guys like felt you had to do this and it doesn't make much sense and that's kind of annoying but like whatever yeah yeah the it's like i talked about the um there was one recently where i watched criminal minds the new on paramount plus new season criminal minds it is crazy everyone's like gay or transgender totally which again i don't give a shit but I notice it. It reminds me of... This whole episode I was going, I don't care.

There's nothing wrong with it. It's noticeable that everyone's gay. But the... You're getting hard. Just trying to watch a goddamn show about murderers over here. You're getting my fucking dick hard. It reminds me of in 30 Rock when tracy

jordan is talking about the shift in um in in race and he's like he's like the other day i was watching law and order and they had a white judge and he's like i watched a show about home security i'm sorry so commercial home security systems and they had a black guy breaking in that stuff didn't used to happen it is true they i mean is there like a producer in every production that comes around and goes do you have any trans people totally no i bet you there's a diversity enforcer or something that just goes through the script and just puts no and you know that there's guys who are just like i don't know just make that guy a girl. Make that person like chicks or whatever. And it's just like, okay, we're good.

Dumbledore just happens to be gay. I do love that J.K. Rowling is just out here like an internet troll. She just spends her days on Twitter being like, nope, nope, no transgenders for me. Nope, not happening. But the sorting hat is gay. That's bad. nope no transgenders for me no but the sorting hat is gay at what point do you just go like yeah i i i'm in this fight but why yeah i mean like her she's gonna be worth absolute billions and billions right yeah you know and it's like she's just that's what i like about her she's just like all right like maybe i'll write another harry

potter book nah let her rip off. She's like, yeah, anyway, oh, they're two genders. She just wakes up and tweets. Goes back to bed and the world burns. Wait, so do you want me to answer these or are we just gonna go through them? Do you want me to click ones for you? I might as well. You said nothing

much for gay kiss? Gay kiss, yeah, nothing much. These questions are like scroll through social media i don't i don't see it social so the algorithm might push it to me from time to time anybody who no yeah anybody who goes into this thing and is like social not so blinded by the answers like yearning yes yeah yeah i love these things i used to do it like when when um like buzzfeed was really ripping and you get these quizzes but like halfway through the quiz you can start to tell what answer is gonna get you what thing yes and like well it's not what i think but i do want

to be raylan gibbons so i just picture a guy like staring off into the river like on a bench going like i had no idea thank you the new Thank you to the New York Post Instagram ad. Do you feel you have a good gaydar? I'm not sure if I have it. It works perfectly. What's a gaydar? What's a gaydar? What's a gaydar? That's the gayest answer on there. I can't say

in a long time I've had to really guess. Maybe when we were young, in high school, is that guy gay? Nowadays, it's either that person gay, or that person's not. I mean, the gays that we have around here are pretty noticeable, except for gay Pat. You would never know. Yeah, nah, but Joey ripped him

out of the closet. Yeah, yeah, but I'm saying at first, or just look, like, you look at Joey, you look at Zach, you know, you look at Pat, you'd be like, this is just a tall, lanky, straight dude. Yeah. Also, but that's because Pat's white trash overcomes at pat you'd be like this is just a tall lanky straight dude yeah you know yeah also but but that's because pat pat's white trash over overcomes his homosexuality yeah he's more white more often than not people's gayness is like their personality in a way first and foremost

pat is an alcoholic trash yeah yeah and that that's through. And it's like, he also just happens to suck dick. It's like Tim Dillon. No one would ever know about Tim Dillon. People say no one will ever know about Tim Dillon, but then if you talk to him and you know he's gay, you're like, yeah, this guy's a queen. You know what I'm saying? In the way that he's like... He's just like, you talk to him and you're like, this guy's

totally... I don't know why people say that. Because when I look at him, I go, that guy's totally gay. I don't know really yeah well i mean i think of it as like he's like you know i don't i wouldn't look at like the loud mouth long island you know fat guy screaming and yelling about people like talking politics is gay sure on paper i get it and i get it like at first gets way too worked up about train crashes to be gay. Dude, I'm getting a little... And the infrastructure of the United States. I'm getting a little tinfoil hat about the train crashes.

There's one, like, every fucking day now. In Ohio. It's like, what's going on here? What is happening to the trains? And then I'm like, you know, I don't want to get all conspiracy or anything like that, but there's so many trains. What the fuck is going on? Is there just a kid with a penny out there going around fucking up the trains?

Gaydar. Yes or no? Good. What's a gaydar? i'm not sure if i have it uh i have it sure i would say i would say i would say better than worse okay so it works perfectly if you are these questions gonna be like do you take dicks in your butt if you're attracted to someone of the opposite sex oh this is good actually okay very good for us, specifically, but guys in general. If you are attracted, if you're attracted to someone of the opposite sex, it's usually a celebrity, a fictional character, or someone similarly unattainable, true or false. Wait, is it opposite sex? Yes.

So in that case, attainable. Yeah, why does it have to be? I'm very attracted to every male celebrity. Oh, so that's what it's saying. No, no, no. Yeah, this is saying, oh, that chick's so hot,

but it's a girl you could never fuck because you're gay. Okay, yeah. See, I nailed that one. You tried to trick me and I nailed it. My brain is in a pretzel.

So if you're a straight guy, you're like, oh, the girl I work with is hot because you're like, I'm going to fuck her. If you say, like, Jennifer Aniston's so hot, it's like, well,

you're never going to have to worry about being gay. See, we actually said that. It's a convenient, like Jennifer Aniston so hot it's like well you're never gonna have to worry about right it's a convenient you're in the closet and it's your beard of being like I see yeah the way to hot well I don't I don't care talking about hot female celebrities I don't give a shit hot male celebrities I'll talk you got that mirror off yeah attainable ladies I like yeah right right so from attracted it's not I, it's not, I mean, it's not exclusively. I am attracted to all these. That's a good question.

Especially fictional characters. I shot my shot with someone I thought was unattainable and it worked. Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah. We doing names? I'm not going to say names. But was she famous or just like you thought she was out of your league? She's relatively famous and I thought she's way out of my league.

Well, she definitely is way out of my league. Comedy or another industry? We'll say... Entertainment? Entertainment, yes. Singing or acting? We'll say... It's comedy.

It's comedy. We'll say it's Tiffany. We'll get that out of you by the end of the show. Okay, so we're going to say so true, it's true sometimes, but not always, or false. So I'm going to say it's true sometimes, but not always. Because I am attracted to the unattainable. Yeah, I'll still throw Emily

if she asks for it. This one's pretty straight to the point. Do you ever fantasize about being someone of... Oh, no, okay. Do you ever fantasize about being someone of the same sex? All the time. Do I fantasize about being someone of oh no okay do you ever fantasize about being someone of the same sex all the time all the time some fantasize about being someone like i think it's a being leo yeah yeah um not anymore i gotta stop using that guy that's the kind of go-to i can't really do that anymore i fantasize about being our timothy chamulay um who is the new playboy if you if you take out leo as like the coain, who do you think it is?

Is it Anderson? Yeah, it's Pete. I was going to say it's nobody. Although I think he is... Did you see what he just did, by the way? Him and some chick? No. Just crashed their car into a house?

What? On purpose? Stone sober. How you hit a house sober? Who was driving? I don't know. I don't know this for a fact but pete strikes me as one of those guys who can't drive i thought he could drive yeah like i thought

he didn't think maybe i thought he didn't drive because that was my brain first went to like i could see him being like i grew up in the city the whole time well the only time i'll say this the only time i ever really met and hung out with pete was well but when he was not even famous it was like oh that's carly aquilino's boyfriend right davidson that's who he was not even famous, it was like, Oh, that's Carly Aquilino's boyfriend, Pete Davidson. That's who he was. And he drove all the way to Buffalo to like, just,

she was headlining the club and drove and he drove like a shitty car there. And I'll never forget that. So he drove. Truly whipped. Yes, exactly. Back then. Oh,

he drove to Buffalo. I'm going to have a hotel. Times have changed. Good on Pete for being like, I used to drive 12 hours to see my girl, and now they hop on private jets to come see me. Yeah, it's crazy, right? Yeah, here it is.

Pete Davidson and his girlfriend, I know this, Chase Suey Wonders, I don't know who that is, crashed into the side of a house in Beverly Hills on Saturday night. TMZ reports that the comedian was driving a Mercedes at a high rate of speed when he ran

through a fire hydrant and drove across the front lawn before slamming into the corner of a house. A police spokesperson refused to provide further details to the outlet, but confirmed the investigation is ongoing. What day is this? How did I miss this? I definitely would have done a video on this. The outlet reports drugs and alcohol are not to believe to have been a factor and no one was

injured. I can just see Pete's stand-up now being like, you know, yeah, I just, I don't know. We're at the center on the corner. Yeah.

That's easy to do though in Beverly Hills. Yeah. It's pull up chop suey. Chase. Jesus Christ. Uh, Chase is suey wonders. Is she Asian?

Yes. Oh, then I take that back. Oh, I think I've seen him. Uh, that was just like, yeah,

that's right. I had seen a picture. Kevin had not seen a picture. Oh, then I take that back. Oh, I think I've seen him in like a box. Yeah, that's right. I had seen a picture. Kevin had not seen a picture. Oh, Ching Chang. Bring up the Ching Chang girl. No, no, no. I didn't know that she was Asian when I said it. Okay, so yes, we often fantasize about being someone of the same sex so that I could jerk

my dick off to myself. Do you often think about how it would feel? I think I'll be in Kevin James, like, I'm going to suck my own dick. Kevin James would suck his own dick? Yeah, he told that to us. Kevin Smith. Kevin Smith.

Oh, Kevin James. Kevin James would suck his own dick. That is a acrobat. That would be more impressive than that fat guy who went by recently doing the gymnast stuff on the trampoline. Kevin James. Just throwing it in a saint's visor. doing like the gymnast stuff on the trampoline just Kevin James just throwing

it in a saint's visor bro Kevin James is gonna get tagged for sure and he's gonna be like what

the fuck is going on I think we should just keep it going that's a great one little known

fact Kevin James that's like the new Richard Gereb I've always wanted we did it one time a a long time ago.

We said Jerry McNamara from Syracuse was dead. And it got around enough that GMAC put out a tweet being like, I'm not... I'm alive. So it got to him. And then I... We were young and dumb because that's not cool. Because I'm sure some people in his family were like...

Even if a distant cousin saw that, that's fucked up. Right. But kind of funny you said that Kevin James sucks his own dick. Oh, yeah. I think we should make that go viral. There's some guy or girl, probably a guy out there who was like, I said that Marilyn Manson got his ribs removed to suck his dick. I said Lil' Kim got her stomach pumped.

How did shit like that go viral? I said that. Gwen Stefani was trans. That was a. Oh, I didn't know that. Ciara was a good one too. Yeah, Ciara. Ciara I knew.

That one is fucked up, too. Because Ciara had to... It was pretty niche, but also in the internet world, it was well-known enough that... I actually don't think I knew it until she married Russell Wilson. I heard it. So even worse. Because that means that Ciara puts out her... Ciara?

Ciara? Whatever. She puts out her hits. She marries Russell Wilson. She's killing it. that Ciara puts out her hits. She marries Russell Wilson. She's killing it. But there are still a PR meeting every couple months being like, so where are we at on the Hermaphrodite thing? Have we erased that from the internet?

Or do people out there still think it? Have we suppressed it? Because some dickhead made that up. That's fucked that somebody can eventually, you could be on top of the world and you're like, I got some bad news. Everyone thinks that you put a gerbil in your ass. And they're really, it's really like spreading like wildfire. And everybody believes it.

And Richard Gere's just like, what the fuck, man? Why? Or Twitter and everything like that. How did those things like you just go around and be like Marilyn Manson? It's so nuts. And like you knew it in Buffalo and he knew it in Rhode Island and I know it here. It's like,. It's so nuts. And you knew it in Buffalo, and he knew it in Rhode Island, and I know it here. It's like, how does that happen?

How does that happen? And then if I knew that was happening, and I'm Richard Gere, I'm getting out in front of it. I'm doing a 2020 interview being like, I never put a gerbil in my ass. But that's also, you've got to do it the right way. You say that, I'm like, I've got to put a gerbil in my ass. That's the thing. That's where Twitter makes it. You ever sit down with Barbara Walters and say, you didn't put a gerbil in your ass?

I'm like, that dude has a cat in his ass. I do not have sexual... Mike Piazza held a press conference to say he was straight. I was gay. That's so funny. Did you see Manti Teo? Manti Teo is a great one, too. Oh, no, I'm not gay.

I'm far from it. Far from it. Dude, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard in my life. Dude, you know the one going around right now? What's that? The rumor? No. Dani Conrad from Barcelona, Chicago.

Yes. Fucked Ice Spice before she was famous. That's true or fake? Oh, okay. That's like a good belief. The anus. You don't know Ice Spice? No.

Ice Spice is the new female rapper who has just taken the country by fucking storm. I know what she looks like. I don't know any of her music. She kind of looks like Annie. Do you go on TikTok a lot? I don't. I'm getting lost not going on TikTok. That's her.

Oh, okay. That's bad for Potter. We've got to put it on the big TV. He can't see that. It is small. Literally showing from a distance a blind guy. I do see a person on there. There's a TikTok sound of her like i don't i wouldn't even say pabs that i feel like she has a hot tiktok sound i don't even like

you know what i mean like they just know like that clip rory and maul were talking about this this uh a review of her album that i was that i read after like i went and read it and they were talking about like she's like revolutionary and like gave her album a perfect score and I was like she kind of I don't like she just talks

she just like talks over a beat I feel so old right now I have no idea who this I've never even heard of this person where is she from

but whatever she's like the new big shit so you're starting a rumor about that's a kind of a believable one though because she just like

popped out of nowhere seemingly so you'd be like oh her like yeah i fucked that girl hilarious that is a very funny one i think everyone should tweet that kevin james sucks his own dick that might be the new one it's like garth brooks fucking murder everybody um okay back to the gay test do you often think about how it would feel to kiss someone of the same sex nope never i might have a brief thought about it many times i've thought about it sure it's not brief thought i mean to be honest i have thought about it many times yeah yeah many times i don't know i actually don't know if i'm gonna get the many tag i i've thought about i've never thought about kissing i've never envisioned

who the other face is right like it's been like kind of a blur if you're talking about celebrities well now i'm thinking about kissing you right now yeah that's kind of an elephant thing like don't think elephant um but as i say this i don't think i was about to say because i i've thought about like how hot other guys are but i won't be like listing my top five hot guys and then be like i wonder what how like ryan gosling kisses yeah so maybe i actually should say it's almost it's like when you read and you don't actually envision like the faces, it's kind of more just like an abstract thing. Yeah.

That's kind of how, if I was vision kissing, like I'm doing right now, I'm envisioning kissing like a blurry guy. But the only time I never really get a little more detail with it is after I saw Hall Pass when they were debating whether you'd rather like kiss a guy for a minute or suck his dick for 10 seconds or something like that. And then describe it. Oh, suck their dick for 10 seconds.

Or maybe it's the other way around. I forget. No, no, because that makes sense. Yeah, dick would be less time. Yeah, and I think someone was arguing suck the dick, and they're like, just think about feeling his beard and shit. And I was like, oh yeah, that is weird. And where does he put his hands? He put his hands on your face?

Oh, chest, your neck. Do not like it. The only time I've really thought about it is like sexting, is when a girl would like throw that in there for sexting, and you're like, uh. Throw it at another dude? Yeah, they go like, would you? And that's the only time I've gone like, would I?

You texted, you sexted with some kinky bitches. Some crazy ladies. Would you fucking text with another dude? I don't know. It's tough because like i've been offered and i have would you watch somebody fuck your girl it depends on if i liked her enough if i really liked her i couldn't do it but if it was just a girl i'm like hey whatever she's hot what about like it's it's your girl you really like her but you guys are just like kinky as fuck you do it all it would have to like she wants some dick our relationship would have to grow well beyond like so that i'm super secure with it

you know what i mean like it would have to like come out the other side and be like that you really i think yeah if you're like convinced if if you do open relationship shit whatever that's fine but if you're like a regular dude and then if you're convinced that your girl thinks you're like the best she's ever had you have to be fucking convinced that yeah you know what i mean what do you mean no for her to fuck another guy oh like if i knew that like i blow i fucking rock her socks off every single time and she's like you are the greatest and it's not some bullshit lie like oh yeah you know your dick's the biggest i've ever had if you know that i i

could probably entertain it but then what if he like fucking yeah there's always somebody better i wouldn't care about that aspect it's like if i'm just like seeing a girl and we're just like hooking up and it's fun and i go she's hot whatever i don't care if she fucks other people i know she is probably yeah i don't care about that but if i'm like dating the girl it would have to be like so far intensely connected like that we go through all that and then come out the others and i'll be like okay now you can maybe maybe right to a certain it's just funny to me though because like there are certain people that do that and to them it means not like they're totally fine it's just a it's a thing that we made up like you know the

idea of like you only have sex with this person yeah but but even beyond monogamy the idea of like you know yeah i mean i guess it's monogamy but like but the idea that like some people but yeah i just don't care about like dicks going into pussies this is it you can do it you can do it i don't care about that and for us it's like yeah again it depends case by case with the woman yeah there's been women like that i've dated that i go like i don't care if she fucks other people right who gives a shit yeah then there's ones where you're like can you never leave me i feel like if if i want if she fucks some other dude and it was like not good and be like all right cool like whatever we're cool. He better not be good at it. I want you to have some lame-ass sex.

Lame-ass sex, not lame-ass sex. I've had the, you asked Potter if he'd ever have a situation with another guy. I have agreed to it before, and we've had plans. I think it was one of those things, like, we all got cold feet, where it's like like

you make plans that no one really wants to go and everyone's like huh it was yeah it was me and a buddy and like we knew close buddy we yeah and we knew the girl pretty well that's the other thing it depends who the dude is too if like yeah like this is my stranger would be weird i think it's like one of my best friends yeah but certainly listen if it's glennie balls you say okay let's fucking go but we were like it would always be, what are you doing Thursday? It's like, I'm busy. Oh yeah, me too. And like, like any sex thing.

Again, this is Newport. 20s, early 20s. That's pretty crazy to me because I think of it more as like, early to mid 20s. You get into some shit later where it's like, all right, we've done this.

We're just sick of pussy. Yeah. I fucked so much pussy. This is so goddamn boring i can't do this again that's like a celebrity if you if you uh it's like prince shit you know yeah yeah yeah it's just fucking everybody you know i think if you have a relationship and you are like you've been with them for a long time and you are like a sex couple like that's your thing yeah fuck i think it's you just you know it's like, you try anal, and you try this, and then you do a

threesome, and then you eventually do a threesome with a guy. And to those people, they're just like, I don't know. Stop being a pussy, dude. Like, it's not gay to fuck a chick. Right. You know? It's like, but it's a little gay to have your balls touching. Yeah, too.

The good fact is, I got long balls. Like, our balls are hitting, dude. Even slapping. We're still hitting when you're in the mouth and I'm in the arm. Our balls are connected and all that. You're Eiffel Towering, but your balls are touching at her belly button.

What do they call those? The metronome thingy or whatever. Click the clack. This will go forever. Oh, man. That would be so funny. Imagine if it was enough swing that hurts. Yeah.

That is fucking great. I mean, there's like 20 more. Let me see if there's one really funny. We're getting better. I mean, I can rattle through through them I think there's 20 of them so it's like could you see yourself being in a same sex relationship is pretty straightforward

yeah I could I do have a male roommate how the benefits of it like I'm like man it would be nice to like not deal with a fucking woman or like oh it's pretty cool that they just fuck each other all the time and you don't have to really worry about it.

But then I'll be like, oh, that AIDS thing was tough too. So I've definitely thought about it. I can't do exactly. I can't be... I've realized this now because I have a roommate now. And I can't cohabitate.

I can't do it. Me neither. It is like 8 p.m. hits, and my anxiety ramps up, which is like the time of the night it's supposed to cool down, and you can chill. And I ramble, like, fuck, he's going to be coming home soon. And not that I'm doing anything, but it's just like I'm comfortable right now. Now there's going to be outside noises, and now there's going to be like –

and you can't get mad at someone for just existing. Right, and I did. Would you get that with a girl? Yeah. Yeah, both. I've had that happen with a woman, yeah yeah yeah yeah i've had that happen with a woman too i've lived with girls they come home and like what are you doing here god damn i know it's your house and i we live here but why the fuck are you here right now that is another

thing that we just we just you just do it and that's how you do it and if you don't do it your relationship will probably fall apart but like my my thing for the longest time was you should be able to have separate dinners and you can sleep in separate beds and bedrooms i think yeah and you can watch um like separate tv shows and then i got divorced though so i was like maybe i shouldn't be talking about this shit but like i hate some of the things that you're just like well you we live together we have to eat the same thing we have to watch the same thing we have to sleep and go to bed at the same time all these things that's just like well how why would two humans have to be on the same exact schedule for all these things? Yeah, that doesn't make sense.

I've never lived with someone that I like love or whatever. I've only had like roommate, like I've had girl roommates, boy roommates. Right. And only about, I guess, last July, I got my apartment all to myself. But boy, was I getting testy with my, like him just shutting a cabinet. Yeah. Dude, the cabinet's the loudest noise in the world. What are you doing?

Yeah, yeah. It's the loudest noise in the world. Putting plates away. You're talking about a guy roommate? Yeah. And I could not, I hated his guts by the end of it. And it was all because of things. He was a nice enough guy, but it was just things I manufactured in my brain.

Oh, I had a guy roommate. Dude, I pay rent on that apartment still just because I don't want to go back there and deal with it. Really? How long ago was this? Six months, probably. Wow. I spent thousands of dollars on an apartment just where it's at. How long is the lease?

Another six? It's month to month. You're like a team. Wait, so what are you going to do forever? Well, I'm going to go home and take care of it. I keep saying that. Every time I come off the road, I go, I got to go take care of this. So you have an apartment with your stuff in it and shit.

Then you have another apartment. Well, then I have a room inside of another apartment that I'm paying rent on. Just to have a box in it. It's like when a team gets rid of a player's salary, we'll take half. We just don't want him on this team anymore. I will pay half of his salary

to get the fuck out of here. I had a guy roommate. It was four of us total. Me, two guys that are awesome, my best friends, and then a third guy who one of our other buddies vouched for strictly because he wanted us to get the apartment so that we could crash there. He was like, no, I went to college with this guy.

He's awesome. We partied one weekend together. Labor Day weekend, we all went out to Long Island. This guy was awesome. He was was drinking beer shotgunning funnels chicks thought like every whole night this kid's awesome revealed his true colors within like a second and he would always he was a cyclist and he would put on the gear and he would also have the shoes on and he would clop through the fucking apartment. He would also cook chicken, grilled chicken on a George Foreman grill on top

of the toilet. What? To be fair, our kitchen... Yeah, our kitchen was like a hallway kitchen and it was kind of hard to cook in, but not enough that you would just... I'll say this about that. Cleaning out the George Foreman fat tray always sucked. Right there on the toilet.

This guy. Creating fatbergs all around. That's like one of those New York City apartment nightmare stories where they're like, here's my kitchen. And it's just above their toilet. It's true. It's a fecal matter. And we were four post-college dudes, so it wasn't like it was a clean toilet. Oh, my lord.

I remember I asked him. This guy also, he did the expenses. He would buy a tube of toothpaste, and he would he would buy a tooth a tube of toothpaste and he would split it four ways like down to like you know 20 you will be 27 cents for this and then one time i said you know how about this i will buy your food you cook it and you cook it for me too because he was like he would cook chicken and rice and he was very healthy i was like shit diet and i was like i'm never gonna do this i'll pay for all the food you just got to make an extra little portion and he was just like no why and i was like it's why not you're gonna do this anyway

just throw a couple more pieces on and you get to eat for free and he was cheap so i was like he's gonna love this and he just flat out was like no and had no other reason other than i just don't want to do it and i almost respected it where i was and had no other reason other than i just don't want to do it and i almost respected it where i was like there's no reason other than i just prefer not to and you're sticking to your guns you dumb dickhead this apartment that i'm still paying for i haven't had this conversation with my old roommate but i'm supposed to find like my replacement that's like the deal i guess which is so this is the place you're paying the six months yeah yeah yeah i just keep paying and i haven't're paying the six months? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I just keep paying, and I haven't been there for six months. So just to clear up one more time, you have a full apartment that you live in? I have a two-bedroom apartment that is mine, that I live in, yes. And then you moved into that place after leaving this spot. And you just told him, I'm moving out, but I will continue to pay month to month? Well, what I told him was, I'm moving out, but I have't, I have, cause I have to like post it and like get a, you know, replacement and stuff like that.

I go, I'll take care of that next month. And then I just kept paying. Okay. That I do understand. Yeah. And I just kept paying the rent. I'll find somebody.

I'll find somebody. Yeah. He's not going to say a word. He's got a fucking double the space now. Exactly. So I, uh, I'll get,

when I go home, I'm going to finally, I just, cause I was like looking at my expenses and I'm like, I am paying for this fucking apartment. fucking apartment in Red Bull gonna run me out what about um like sabotaging him and just being like here's your new roommate and it's a fucking like Aryan nation free see that's the thing I'm like I I want him to just do it he's gotta pick the replacement that's what I said because I if it's me I'll pick the first motherfucker that comes because what I'm

gonna do when I get home is I'm gonna walk tell him, I'm going to go, here's the deal. How about you find the replacement? Because you're going to have to live with this person, and I could care less. Yeah. And you just keep my security. Here's Jeffrey Dahmer. Yeah, that's it. That's totally fair.

I want this out of my life. That's totally fair. So I hope he does that. But he's the kind of guy who's like a stickler for the rules, and he might be like your old roommate and be like, no, I'm not doing that shit. I mean, he was just like, nah, man. I think the gay test closed on me. So it's over. But I think we're all a little bit gay.

I think we're, you know, it's a spectrum, they say. I honestly think that was great podcasting. No, I'm not even kidding. We did these questions and spun out from every single one, and we came back to the gay stuff every single time. We're going to put this episode under gay and lesbian or something. We'll go top. Number one in LBGTQ.

So you've been in New York for like a week. Yeah. When you come to New York, where do you stay? Hotel? I'm staying in the Lower East Side, I guess it is. So you're doing like a week plus in the hotel? Yeah, I did a week in the hotel. Well, Tuesday to Tuesday.

It was pretty crazy. That's a lot, though, huh? It was like a month's rent, yeah. Did you pop over to home at all? I didn't this time. See, I came here for Valentine's Day also. Oh, you booed up? Just for three nights.

I'm not booed up, but I did have a great romantic Valentine's Day. I mean, you're flying cross-country on Valentine's Day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You booed up. I mean, I'd like to be booed up, but I don't think that's the case. So you want to be booed up? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyway, it was a great Valentine's.

So I'm staying in the same hotel again, which is what I was getting at. So I've been in this hotel now a lot of days in this last two months. You've seen this chick while you're here? I have. Yeah. Not every day, but I have. You booed up. I wish.

You booed up. It'd be nice. It's going to get booed up. I hope so. Wish me luck out there. Is this the chick? Yeah. I'm not supposed to talk about it.

Was that like an agreed upon thing? Yeah, I mean, it's just hard. It's hard because I think about her all the time and I live my life and that's what we do, you know, like you said. So it's like part like I would go, oh, this story. But I'm like, I can't tell that. That's the thing. Like, I'm trying to, like, you know know keep some semblance of privacy for both of us yeah you know and uh there's something special about that but at the same time it's like

been very tough to like you know things spill out of me because i'm if you do a podcast like we do you're gonna just yeah exactly like i just will talk about if you have a podcast that's like i talk about like buffalo sports you're fine yeah that's like, I talk about, like, Buffalo sports, you're fine. Yes. If you're just talking about, like, funny shit and life, you're going to be like, so, you know. Like, this happened to me the other day. Yeah.

It was something like that. And then you're like, oh, shit. What did I reveal now? Yeah. Or whatever. Yeah. I always tell so many stories that, like, I'm like, that's happened, like, a couple years ago.

Yeah. That happened fucking yesterday. You never know. You can throw that in. I mean, I was on. A friend of mine once said. I just did Stavi's podcast, and I was pretty high, and I'm just telling stories about my dad that I'm like, I don't know if my dad wanted the world to know that. Yeah, yeah. Is your dad the type who would listen?

He might, yeah. My dad just started listening. He Googles me, and he's got youtube on his tv so like he'll turn on my show once in a while which i'm like very that's nice of you but like yeah yeah but he'll you know what's crazy is like my sister's kids started putting my name in youtube on tv and they'll be like there's uncle josh and roach nation let's go my sister's like all right we're not watching uncle josh i i was thinking i probably gotta clean up my act a little bit soon because your kids are becoming like more than sentient dude totally like my daughter is like well ahead of schedule too so i'm like oh you can read and write and you're like oh. I know Clem's daughter started to just Google his name and Barstool.

And Clem's like a fucking angel compared to me. Right, right, right. He's got some shit, but he probably could be like, yeah, this is what daddy does. Yeah, for me, it's like we just did fucking half an hour on whether we would suck dicks or not. But when I say this, I'm like, I'm going to have to change. But realistically, I just can't. It's too late. I can't. but and i say this i'm like i'm gonna have to change but like realistically i'm like i just

can't it's too it is i can't your first lesson of being like an adult kids like your dad is a human who does you know some adult shit so is there something like now that kids are growing up with the internet are they like less likely to even give a shit yeah like maybe maybe i'll like i'll say to them like you know here's your fucking phone you can do whatever you want just like don't google dad and they'll be like okay fine like because i can be on tiktok and everything else right i don't know they'll probably be like yeah i wouldn't say that you know what i'm saying like it's here's dad's one minute man on yeah whatever the hell it just is gonna come up probably i need like a decoy career oh i'll do

some ai let's make an ai version of me, Nick, that only does PG talk. And it's like KFC Barstool with a capital I instead of an L. Have my kids follow that. That's another movie. Write it down. That's going to be a great one. That's like Daniel Day-Lewis had his kids thinking he was a carpenter. Yeah.

Shut up and just tell them what you do, dude. I was in fucking My Left Foot. Relax. Won an Oscar. No big deal. Do you ever lie? I mean, like, I still have a hard time being like if someone like even like my landlord, like my landlord goes like, what do you do for a living?

And I go like, I say something like I sell ads for podcast. That's what I like. Ad ops. I don't know why I'm so embarrassed. Well, you can just be like, I'm a stand up comedian. I know. But that's such a queefy thing to say. I don't think so.

I hate it. You know, if you want to talk about a queefy thing to say, we should say blogger. I don't see that. Early 2010s to go up to a bank clerk or paperwork, DMV, whatever, occupation, you say blogger. Without fail, they all said, that's your job? Oh, you make money doing that? Every single time because most people were bloggers they're just writing their fucking diary right now some comment well it's

the same thing though like i can go up to somebody be like i'm a stand-up comic if they don't know who you are they assume you are terrible and you failed yeah they don't realize that there's a whole world and it's not just like fucking brian regan right exactly other people out there like i hate doing it but like like annie letterman she like we'll go out to eat and she'll tell everybody that we're comics and i i get so uncomfortable to try to like get a table or whatever it's just it comes out like she loves telling people like come to the show tonight like tells every waiter we have like we have shows tonight you should come to the show here we'll put you on the list like i don't tell anybody

i want to just sit there during like the pandemic, there was a lot of, when comedy clubs were closed, a lot of bars would put in seats and you could do comedy there. I went to a lot of them, but one in particular I went to, and the hosts were just doing crowd work. I'm being like, what do you guys do?

It was me, chaps. It was a table of artists and people. All of us were just like, uh. That's weird. I just don't want to get into it. It's not that it's like... You could probably do it with any job. It's hard to explain. It's stupid. I don't know.

It just pays my rent and I fucking... I don't know. That is tough too, though. In that spot, depending on who it is too, it's like, do you want me and my table to take away from your show right now? Because half the people in the room want to like talk to chaps about his farts right now rather than listen to your fucking act so you want to do this you want to fucking do this okay i host the podcast we have comedians on it yeah that is a tough haven't had you on don't know you you don't know me not a good sign for your career like way to go in crowd work be like

what do you guys do and you're like we do podcasts and you're like oh you don't really know where to take that one yeah it's not your typical answer yeah exactly that is a weird thing too like when people have like been like oh this is josh he has a podcast it sounds so fucking dumb it's well you know what it is it's like it's like either comes out like patronizing or or sometimes it's just confusion sometimes i get like oh wow that's cool because again they don't think it's like lucrative or you can make any money doing it but what we we just haven't reached a point of like i'm sure it was weird at one point to be like i'm on the radio i'm a radio host it was weird i did that too yeah it was weird to say that eventually that just becomes oh he's a radio personality but i would say i would I'd be like, oh,

I make commercials or something like that. I edit commercials. That's your talent, bro. I hated saying, I'm like, I'm famous up in this bitch. Yeah, I'm on the radio. Just start being like, I'm a rapper. That would be fun. Can I hear your stuff? Nah, man, I'm not even on Spotify because I'm so

fucking hardcore. You can't even find me. I'm so gangsta. So what's cooking? You got new dates? New podcast day? The podcast is Wednesday now. It starts this Wednesday. And Mark Norman will be the first Wednesday guest.

I did an away game. I taped one here at Gas Digital. Cool. And yeah, I mean, the pod is moving to wednesdays that's about it and then the road's picking up like in the spring and summer so or yeah summer fall actually so i'm excited chilling for a little bit yeah chilling and it's been bad what do you mean i'm you have to get i love the road i found out these last two months i've been at home and i am untethering yeah why? Why? What's the problem?

Just not having any structure. I'm being a fuck up. I actually noticed that and we do on an absolute mini level for what you guys do. We do one weekend a month. I really like it. I get up in a hotel. I go work out. We go get lunch. There's oddly more structure to that

than there is on our day-to-day life. When I'm at home and I have nothing to do for three days, I go, There is oddly more structure to that than there is on our day-to-day life. Yes. When I'm at home and I have nothing to do for like three days, I go, oh, that's awesome. I'll play video games. I'll chill. I'll relax. I'll write. None of those things.

I'll just sleep the whole time. You know it's bad when video games would be the step up. Yeah, right? Can I at least play video games for 12 hours? Something social. step up yeah right like can i at least play video games for 12 hours something social video game hours uh are like dog years like the amount of i don't know what happens but i'll be like oh i got like 45 minutes before i gotta leave like let me play a little bit and it feels like i was on it for two seconds and i'm like i'm late now i play sports games so i'll play like a whole hockey game that's like the literal time yeah oh really yeah pretty much that's pretty fucking great that's great you're out here doing 20 minute periods yeah dude i love it dude we do

and also like i'll play with my my buddies back home they have kids and shit and like wives and stuff and they're on the east coast i'm on the west coast so like 9 30 they put their kids down they give their wives a white claw or some shit. We play pickup games on NHL where it's the four of us all. Dude, I love that. It's so fun, dude. It's like old school. We got to get the guys together so we can stay

sane. Instead of playing pickup basketball, we're just doing it on video games. Right. And then they live on the other side of the country. By the time we're done, it's like 8.30 my time, so I can still go out yeah do like sets or whatever but i love it dude it's pretty chill yeah but i i that's a fun life yeah the girl i'm talking to so i'm she i'm like i'm playing hockey and she goes you're not a hockey player. What was I going to say?

Oh, we just rehashed the moat story the other day. Oh, yeah, yeah. I did it on, I mean, KB and Nick brought it up on Anus, too. Yeah, that's what it was, because they were like, you've got the most ridiculous story of all time. You're like, what do you mean? Like, you fell in a moat! Allie McCoskey and I are linked together forever right that's who it was yeah that is um and i feel bad because she like i think she stopped doing her podcast and i was like that was such

like a pivotal podcast for me like doing that that so you were doing her show yeah and showed up and that's when you fell in the boat like hello how are you nice to meet you you probably fucking terrorized her and she was like i can't be doing this yeah i can't do the show anymore i got people yeah right i guess they're soaking wet well it was the i'm the only person that she she even said she's like usually i warn people about the mode i can't believe i didn't tell you and it's usually the daytime when people come over there so they see it they also usually have the fucking power of sight. That's the thing. It was different. It was very dark. All right, brother. So the podcast on Wednesdays.

Yes. And check the dates. Just check out the podcast and subscribe and all that shit. Like, it means the world to me. And I'll have more dates in the summer and fall that I can't wait. East Coast stuff. Oh, quickly before you go. Yeah.

Who do you think is more famous? Okay. Morgan Wallen. Oh. Or Aaron Rodgers. I'm going to say. So you think it's a debate? I really do because Morgan Wallen, you got to think like, A, he's a country star right now.

And that's pop music in today's world, technically. And also he had some scandals. So people who are pedestrian country fans, or not even maybe country fans at all. Dude, pick up. I think that was too long ago. I don't think that. It was, first of all, scandals. It was the one.

The one. It was the one, yeah. And it was big, but he did go. I remember he went to number one like the next day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. Man. If you have a scandal in country music, that's a pretty good one to have.

But when you say his name to somebody who doesn't listen to country music, they go, oh, yeah, the guy from that one thing. Yeah, exactly. But I do think that was a little bit ago, and I still think that. Like, oh, the country singer who said that, it's like, I don't know. Did all of them? Hank Williams Jr.? Yeah.

It's a tough test, and I guess you could say the football games are, I mean, no matter who's playing quarterback for Green Bay, the tickets will be sold. You know what I'm saying? Like if Aaron Rodgers went on a tour, could he sell out an arena by himself? I mean, we were talking, he's doing Jeopardy. He's doing State Farm Double Check. He's had a serious celebrity girlfriend, so he was in the gossip chains.

His brother was the Bachelor. Other than Brady, he's the most famous quarterback. Yeah, that's what we're basically trying to think of as any... Other quarterbacks, sure. Other athletes, definitely. Top dog, yeah. But Morgan Wallen... You gotta think of this too. Girls might not know Aaron Rodgers.

A lot of girls know who Morgan Wallen is. See, I disagree with that. First of all, because I think enough chicks watch football. But then his brother being The Bachelor. Brother being The Bachelor and also dating Shailene Woodley. Because he had a good run where he was in People Magazine and all the other shit. Yes, and he dated Danica. It's the same reason my mom knows about fucking Lamar Odom from Chloe.

Yeah, that's true. I mean, I guess Aaron Rodgers would beat Morgan Waller. I think it's a fucking landslide. Yeah, I think you's true. I mean, I, I guess Aaron Rogers would beat Morgan Waller. I think it's a fucking landslide. Yeah. I think you're right. I don't think it's a landslide. I think it's kind of close. I think it'd be closer than you would gather.

Like, I think you would be shocked. Yeah. Well, we did find out that he sold out MetLife twice in a row. Right. That's what I'm saying. He's doing pretty fucking numbers out there.

Yeah. All right, brother. Good shit, man. Thanks for having me, dude. I appreciate you,

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