KFC Radio - We React to Dave Portnoy’s Debate with MeidasTouch over Joe Rogan Controversy Ft. Josh Potter

Episode Date: February 8, 2022

- Covid finally caught KFC after he talked major s*** about it - Why we aren't at the Super Bowl - Daves interview with three guys from MidiasTouch on Joe Rogan controversy - Feits went to Vegas and got offered c*** twice, aka he's still got it - Did Feits or Polly have the more awkward flight? - Top 5 Fingers - Voicemails: - 30 Chickens 1 - 30 Chickens follow up - Best Rap Battler - Josh Potter Interview on owning his amount of body hair, being a Bills fan, naked sleeping bags, and much more (plus a surprise call from Cheeto Santino) ------> Subscribe, Rate, Share, and Leave a Review! Subscribe to our youtube: barstool.link/KFCRADIO.

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It's Clancy and Feidelberg. I'm back in action from Zoom. After a week off, you got Feidelberg solo, which is always, you can always tell who the adults are and who the children are by the don't even bother coming back tweets that I get from people when Feidelberg

hosts solo. Dude, I asked the, speaking of adults and children, I asked them, I was like, do you feel like when you have a babysitter who you know isn't qualified and you're like there are two kinds of kids there are kids who are like hell yeah we can do whatever the fuck we want and there are kids like this person might kill me and i was just wondering what kind of vibe they get in the room it seemed to be split i think i remember correctly

it was like well we might end this whole production this week, or maybe we'll see. People seem to love it. I am, in fact, down. By the way, what the fuck is that? See, people fucking suck, dude. Fuck people. Because no one told me I did a good job. They just told me that you don't fucking.

They just wanted to be mean to you instead of someone being nice to me. Stop being fucking assholes. Rather than saying, John, you did a good job, they tell me don't come back. Yeah. That's the fucking – that's the world for you. That's fucking bullshit. I literally got zero tweets that said I did a good job. Zero.

Oh, I got – that's ridiculous. That's absurd. I was like, oh. I was like, this is a banner week for Final Bird with the tweets I was getting. Nope. Nope. I'm not even exaggerating. a one now i've now don't get me wrong i've muted most of the internet so maybe i just can't see it but the uh it is trust me that is a a very good thing uh we'll get into that in a second because the internet is just we've we've we've had too much internet you really we just had too much internet really we just have too much internet at this point uh and it's it's all come crashing down i'm i'm recording

still from home zoom all last week down with the coco uh finally finally succumb i did not i i i was at the point where i thought i was never gonna get covid i couldn't believe it took as long as it did and it absolutely kicked my ass. COVID hurt you. You were talking shit, bro. You were talking shit on COVID. I was running my mouth. Yeah, you were talking shit.

I'm clearly... This is why you never talk shit. This is why the mush, like, just shut your fucking mouth, Kevin. Because as soon as I was finally like, enough. We're talking with Don L about it. Just being like, this whole thing is stupid is finally when I get wiped out. I mean, this was like a fucking tidal wave just crashing over me. I got like old school COVID.

I got none of that Omicron shit. I got it all, man. I got the full fucking the full Monty of symptoms. And like, it was when the the covid i got if it was omicron it is it is like a uh like you're in a video game and uh the the what we call pov shooter and it's just like it's just firing guns it's like all right that one didn't work and it's pulled out a new gun it's like that one didn't work it just hits you with every kind of sickness you can possibly have looking to fuck your world up bro absolutely exactly that and now i'm like i'm probably outside the the incubation or whatever

the fuck it's called but when i get sick i get such a bad cough that i can't be walking around hacking up my lungs everybody knowing that i have covid just being like no no it's okay it's just a cough like no you're gonna fucking get everybody sick So I'm still doing it through zoom and like without fail, what I have now learned, I'm going to, I'm going to take off and hide every single Superbowl week. Cause something always happens every single Superbowl week. And it doesn't even matter as much this time because we're not in LA obviously, but I, I thought that was always it. I thought it was whenever I had to go away for work, something bad would happen. It's either my kids get sick or I get sick, or I go through a scandal or some fucking thing goes wrong. Every single time I had to go away

for work. It's the one week a year we got to go. And every time shit would blow up at home where I would need to be at home. And I just, I know every, I've heard it from a million guys who have to go on work trips. It's just like it without fail, every single time you have to do something, everything hits the fan at home. And this year I wasn't even thinking about it because we weren't supposed to be going in LA, but that doesn't mean that the mush takes off. The mush still, like once a year, February, and they even changed it.

They even moved the fucking Super Bowl, John. They even moved it a week for me, and it still fucking catches me. So I should have known it was coming. The single most barstool moment of all time this morning. We've been going back and forth for

like literally months being like are we going to la uh what are we doing for the super bowl you know if i if i'm going out there i want to go on a bunch of the west coast podcasts we you know we can do the rundown we can do radio and i asked dave he was kind of like i don't know like all right whatever i'm asking the powers that be all them tell us if if there's no show sold out there for you, we're not sending you. So for whatever reason, they sold the dozen. They sell chicks in the office.

They didn't sell KFC radio. I'm like, all right, fine, whatever. No skin off my back. I don't have to travel, whatever. It's very bittersweet. It is either like it's nice to be home, but also I know I'm going to miss some fun stuff out there and that kind of stuff.

Absolutely. As soon as I started to see the pictures of the Super Bowl hotel or the New Amsterdam hotel, it's like that's something we do every year. There's big announcements. There's big moments. There's been good, bad, ugly. I think very much.

It's probably a projection and a hope i always kind of think of us as like uh as like sunny type because it is a weird little group and then also it's it's very successful while not being the big bang theory and i'm always that's always what i relate it to and i always remember that there is um there was a clip of Charlie Day on Letterman or fucking whatever, one of the late night shows. And he was like, they were asking if he was doing season 11, say. And so not Letterman. And he goes, honestly, I don't even think FX knows we work there anymore.

He's like, they just – And I'm like, that's exactly how I feel with this. He's like, they just leave our time slot open, and then we put – always somebody just appears on, and they make the money, and the paychecks automatically come out, and no one even thinks about it. That is 1,000% it. Like, we'll just sit here.

We'll cash the checks. We don't even know what like who's on the team what's happening what they're talking about just go dave's like oh i thought you were here like no man they said no and he's like oh okay that's that's crazy but yeah yeah it is fucking crazy it is fucking crazy but i wasn't gonna start to fucking i wasn't gonna pay my own way and i wasn't gonna fucking complain about it so i don't know we're just not going i guess so you know all all i know is that it's it's always super bowl week so uh we'll be holding it down here in new york um but we do i i i i'm almost happy because it's going to be so much the erratic Dave mania that's going to be going on this week with everything that's happening with

him and the Superbowl. I mean, it's going to be, it's going to be tense out there in LA. So let's get into everything with Dave and the internet and Rogan. It's brought to you by 100 flowers. It is what one week until less than a week until Valentine's Day So stop everything you're doing right now

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when the joke was like that's too much internet for the day, like I'm logging off too much internet. I think it's like too much internet for for life like it's just not like we'll just never have and we've we've waxed poetic about internet 1.0 a ton but we'll never get that back it's just like the the drug game you're never going to get that pure cocaine anymore it's all stepped on it's all trash and and you'll you you hear people talk about you know quaaludes in the fucking like 70s or whatever when the drugs are real good and now that just doesn't exist anymore that's just going to be the internet from here on out that the fun entertaining not ill-willed, evil-spirited internet just doesn't exist anymore. See, I almost, I have a slightly different take,

whereas I have kind of come to the realization that the internet, complaining about the internet now is kind of like complaining about Barstool or ESPN. You have to be more specific because it is all so individualized. Like we've mentioned it kind of a bit with Wordle where like Wordle is just – you can't compare it to another person's Wordle game because it's so individual. Like that's kind of how the internet is now because everything is so curated and algorithm specifically for you that you don't really – my internet is nothing like your internet.

Sure. Like I have seen so many people defending Rogan. I haven't seen one person complaining. Now, I'm not an idiot. I know they exist out there, but I don't even understand what people are... All I see are the CEO defending it and all comedians defending him.

And I don't really see the outrage. So, again, I'm not an idiot. I'm well aware that it exists and he's trending for a reason, but it's, it's, it's a, it's a unique thing to be like, oh, this isn't, I don't even know what everyone's talking about. Well, so, so it's, it's actually interesting when you get into the three guys that, that Dave ended up debating on YouTube at midnight the other night. Um, there are three dudes and this is what I mean by the internet.

It's just reached a point where you can utilize it in ways that just suck. Those guys just suck. What do they do? They are a democratic super PAC. Basically, they raise money in a way to to keep Democrats in power. And like if you look at their website and their mission statement, it was like we were created in March 2020 to fight Donald Trump and keep and win the Democratic election in the 2020 election. It's just like that was their entire mission was to stop Trump, fight back, fight right, and make sure that the Democrats take back the White House. And they do it through the internet.

They know how to use Twitter accounts. They know how to back these, like Patriot Takes is the Twitter account that put all these videos out. But then all three of these guys individually retweet the fuck out of it. And it reaches a point of saturation because they know how to manipulate the algorithm and blah,

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And it's just like, you can weaponize the internet now and people have figured it out because there are,

you know, but isn't, I'm going to play devil's advocate a bit here. I don't know anything about them. I'm learning from you right now, but isn't that what Obama didn't like what they were so so like and then what trump did like it's just like using the internet no that's what i mean like so so when the internet is just used like and you can understand that i can understand that but everybody else is fucking stupid so when they see the same video

retweeted a billion times or a zillion different dummy accounts are all saying Joe Rogan is is racist. Or when you get all of these blue checks to jump on and demand that that Spotify get rid of them. It's like brainwashing. It's just like they you know, these people have just figured out how to use the Internet to their advantage politically. And that just sucks. It's just like, well, that fucking blows, because now the internet has to be this all the time when it used to be like we would blog about funny shit now we have to like defend our lives you know and that fucking blows and if you listen to dave talk to those three guys they're just like weasels who are like you know it's like the ben shapiros of the world or the people who know how to argue so they never say anything and they never overstep but they but you know exactly what they're doing and they know that you know what they're doing it's just like

oh you guys fucking suck as people and you're ruining this perfect little ecosystem that used to just be like porn and funny shit and dumb pranks and mindless nonsense that was entertaining and now all of a sudden it's like well I have to you know we have to talk about this we have to discuss you know manipulating the masses with the algorithms like fuck this blows it does

but as in that that is the media right that's what we've done humanity has dealt with that forever where it's a newspaper or a radio station, like, isn't it all been manipulation? These guys, it is. The shit I hate the most.

You can do it on a global level now, you know? Yeah. There was never the ability to reach everyone the way it is now. I can't stand the fucking, and there's no way to stop this and it's been this way forever. Everything I feel like we ever complain about as people, as a whole,

is just stuff people dealt with forever. It's just the medium is changing a bit. But the clips, I can't stand the cut clips. And I know it's how the Daily Show used to operate. I'm sure a million shows before then. But I saw the clip of uh rogan talking to charles johnson who i think it's fucking stupid that he had on anyway no matter what but uh where charles johnson's talking about like the maoa gene or something like that where black people have a more proclivity for violence

yeah and and like it's insane to have that guy on. That guy's a fucking cunt. But it is, like, in the clip I saw originally, it's, like, it's cut off where it just kind of seems like Rogan's agreeing. And then the clip that's 20 seconds longer is Rogan being like, I don't know, man. It seems like white people are super fucking violent and have been forever. And it's, like, again, I think it's bullshit he had that dude on. I don't think he should. I mean, that dude's's like, again, I think it's bullshit. He had that dude on. I don't think he should. I mean, that dude's a fucking, again,

a cunt. Um, but like he disagreed with him at least. Yeah. I think there's a difference in that. I actually, you know, it's like,

uh, it, it, it, Joe Rogan just got too big. Like he just, he's just too big. He's too successful.

And on the one hand i i think he has every right to be like i just do my podcast and sometimes i have on fucking athletes sometimes i have on scientists sometimes i have on fringe science people sometimes i do left sometimes i do right sometimes i do fucking maniacs because i you know rogan is just a weird dude with like this thirst for knowledge who uh keeps i think if you've had on two nazis it's too many nazis what's that i think if you've had on two nazis it's too many nazis probably probably two i'll say that but even yeah so like that that kind of stuff is like you you just do you host a fucking wild podcast like if we wanted to you know we don't

want to be told who we can who we can and can't have on we've had issues with porn stars and things where it's like you want to just be able to do your show but yeah once you get to a point where you're that big i just you know it's not it's kind of like uh athletes and charles barkley i'm not a role model and all that shit it's like yeah I get that but also sorry bro I don't know get get less listeners because now you're on the big stage you know because it's because the thing he's going through and I

actually I despite all of this where I probably sound like I'm coming out against him he's actually I've actually become a bigger fan of his which is a stupid thing to say right now but his initial his initial apology or whatever, not his apology. He's like,

he's not, I'm in a video where he's kind of like basically saying what you're saying was I got too big. And like, I, he, he, he,

to me, he came off as like a pretty, it's an understandable situation. You're right. You're right. That video was, that was a, a dude who was genuinely sorry without the fear of losing everything.

Like he, you know when you everyone else wants to apologize but they're on the verge of losing everything they've ever worked for so they feel the need to defend themselves so then they're insincere and then it comes across you know what i mean but he was just like yeah he knows he's good he knows he's golden no matter what and he was just like yeah man that that looked fucking shitty. That was bad. That was – yeah, I was like, all right, that's fair. And then the second apology that came later was the N-word one. I didn't see that one.

I've read quotes from it and whatnot. And while I don't have any audio of me saying the N-word on this podcast, I'm sure we've known this for nine years. There's a lot of stuff I'm embarrassed about. There's a lot of stuff I wish didn't exist. So I can relate to that. I get that. But the thing is no one's going through mine because they don't fucking care.

No one's going through all the hours of this. Now again, we haven't really set ourselves up to get people to hate us because we haven't had on Nazis. It goes back and forth at all times. We haven't had on fucking Gavin McGinnis. We haven't had on nazis it's one of those things we're kind of it goes back and forth at all times like we haven't had on fucking gavin mcginnis we haven't had on fucking milo whatever and it's there's a difference where you kind of put a target on your back but there's shit there's tons of shit i wish i didn't say on this podcast fucking tons so i i'm i'm pretty

sympathetic to that idea yeah i mean I went through the exact same thing on a lesser scale when it wasn't Patriot Takes, it was that Resist program, and then they tried to do it to you as well with that one they relentlessly kept posting, that one clip that just never stuck. Remember that? Yeah, yeah.

I think I stand by everything I said in that one. I think I said I won. I believe my take was I'd like to free the slaves, which is I stand by everything I said in that one. I think I said I won. I believe my take was I'd like to free the slaves, which is I stand by. It was a very bizarre clip to try to be like gotcha on. If I was around during slave times, I'd like to free them. Busted. Yeah.

Run that one as much as you fucking want. They did it with Kaepernick with me. And I mean, I felt like I was the same way as Rogan. I just like yeah man that that looks stupid that looked really bad so i'm sorry and i mean the problem with rogan is the sheer quantity of it all 70 episodes and 12 years uh but i also like i just i know that there's this like a hard and fast rule but also you can't you cannot take things without intent and context you just have to do it in all fucking situations and that doesn't mean it erases it completely but it does explain you know certain situations and again just a just a chop chop chop chop chop video it's like we have to get – as a people, we have to get beyond that where that's the only evidence you'll look at.

I mean, do you know how many people haven't listened to Joe Rogan? I haven't. That's why I've never listened to an episode. All I know from him is complaining, which I don't even see the complaining. All I know from him is comedians and people I trust and like and some I consider friends vehemently defending. And that's the. I think Joe Rogan is probably guilty of feeling like he can use that word.

If I'm having a discussion like Joe Rogan believes in free speech and believes that if I'm talking about this word and i'm not using it and i'm not being harmful with it i can say it that's we're adults i don't i don't i shouldn't have to say this term for it let me just say it i think he's guilty of not understanding that even that is a problem too but that's really about it and if you listen to the dude if you're talking about is that man a racist if you listen to him you know he's not you just know he's fucking not and so nobody but nobody does that as many people listen to him there's still a vast vast majority of the country that hasn't so they just run with it and it's i mean it's the same it's the same shit with barcelona it is it's very funny watching comedians and everybody like get up in arms about it and it's

like we've been dealing with this for what like seven years now like the exact but that's also why it's funny to watch people get up in arms about it because it's like it's not it doesn't matter dude well that's why i can't because it's like you see all these comedians and and it's actually it is weird to see all the comedians like so strongly defending him when you're like you're like like it's not that big a deal i get really the ceo has said nothing's gonna happen right so what the fuck like what matters right and the it is like we've been through this ringer we've been through this fire it is it'll people be bitch for me i mean he has been trending for like two weeks it's crazy but it is people will bitch and then it gets it's

i and maybe because i've just started paying attention to comedy now where, like, I think a lot of comedians – and I actually – I would go ahead and I think I blame Rogan for this, where a lot of comedians and a lot of podcasters take themselves way too fucking seriously now. Way too seriously. And everyone's a philosopher rather than a fucking comedian now. Right. And it is – there's a lot of shit where it's like, who's doing this? Who's behind this? And it's like,'s doing this who's behind this it's like i don't he said some fucked up words people are fucking mad about it and that's good and then

they'll get over it that's they like i'm not defending anything rogan said i i thought i think it's fucked up say the end word the one i will defend although i probably shouldn't um is the clip that's going around with like Joey Diaz talking about like basically sexually assaulting someone. And Rogan kind of chuckles. Yeah. And I'll defend that because that's what I'd do in that situation. I would. I am strongly against sexual assault or forcing someone to give you a blowjob for stage time or whatever.

And I would I would be like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah. I don't know. Are you kidding? Or like, that's ha ha ha ha ha. I don't know. Are you kidding? That's my fucking... I don't know if that's what Rogan was doing, but that's my fallback net. It's just an awkward laugh.

I'm king of that. So in that situation, I would be like, yep, that's exactly what I would do. I'd laugh like that. The only thing that I think is interesting with it is when you do get to a certain level, and I think Rogan's at that level because of money and influence and dave reached that level like they don't stop you know like we we we as barstool got hit with this

playbook like you said for years and years and it didn't really matter because at the end of the day we had the fan base they always stuck with us they know the truth and they're what matters and that will always continue but when you do start to talk about the type of money these guys are making the number of fans these guys have you are starting to dabble in territory of like people who don't stock like these fucking these three guys are like schmucks i think they're assholes i think they're they think they're more important than they are but you know we saw in this last year, Dave started to dabble in like big financial market world and talking to a lot of powerful people. And all of a sudden now we're dealing with, you know, fake sexual assault accusations like it might be that in the past, Barstool kind of just like sk by, cause we just weren't on that level yet. But if you reach a certain level where, you know,

you have millions of people who listen to you unchecked because you're not, you're not in anybody's back pocket. I think that scares some people and they will do like whatever they can to. So like, does it just blow over or do they just keep going until they find something or, or stop Joe Rogan or stop Dave Portnoy? You know, is it just relentless or does it eventually, like, peter out? I mean, I would guess it peters out, but, you know, I mean,

I obviously don't know. I think that there clearly is, like, political reasons behind it because, you know, there are people who are more lean more left who have done these exact same things. Who have this exact history of saying the N-word or saying slurs and blackface and all that stuff.

The Howard Stern thing is crazy. The Howard Stern thing is absolutely fucking crazy. Until you go after... Howard Stern and Joe Rogan are very, very comparable. And until you go after him for the blackface skit that everybody has seen that is way more offensive than anything Joe Rogan did. Until that happens, you're hypocritical. Yeah, 100%. Absolutely 100%.

But I think that there it is. I think it does get conspiratorial pretty quickly, too. Yeah. There's a little bit of both. It's part true, but then it's like, I don't know. I don't think the deep state is going to kill Joe Rogan. No, right, right, right. It gets to a point where it's like, you know,

it's still at the end of the day people like playing levers on the internet. Yeah. But it's fun. It's very frustrating for me seeing it come from comedians because it is like, I don't know. It's Rogan's fault. Joe Rogan, I 100% blame you. Everyone thinks they're a philosopher now.

And just shut the fuck up and make jokes. That's like, that's it is. And Whitney, I love Whitney. Whitney's tweet was ridiculous. What was that? That was wild. Ridiculous. Whitney talking about how he can guide you through the haunted house of your emotions or whatever,

it's like, no, you're just joking. You're just joking. It's like, no one I know, and I think we know a good amount of comedians now, no one I know

is fucking sitting down like, I gotta hold a mirror up to society. I have a fucking important profession. The jester from years past in medieval times, the jester reminded the king that he's human and fallible and if it wasn't for him the serfs would have been wiping shut the fuck up and make

people laugh that's it that's the only fucking job like i think mark maron replied to whitney where like i would add it be funny to the list yeah like that's that's the joke i and i would never i would never consider myself a comedian but like a comedian, but all I do is try to make people laugh. I don't try and fucking make people think about the haunted house of society and all this stuff. The job is make people laugh. Just try your best to make people laugh. I definitely understand that there's more to comedy than just laughs.

You can get introspective, and you can get serious, and you can express some things in a way that only humor can only humor can and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So, like, yeah, there are certain people at certain times that it's more important. But for the most part, it's not. 99.99% of the time, you're just fucking around. I think anyone you meet, any comedian who would describe themselves as an envelope pusher, I think is a fucking loser. I think it's almost like seeing someone with a Twitter bio where it's like, I'm a free thinker.

It's like, no, you're not. Dude, you're a fucking loser. You're not an envelope pusher. You say some fucked up things that don't age well. And I say plenty of fucked up things that don't age well, but I wouldn't consider myself an envelope pusher. I just fucking make a joke that I hope is funny at that time. I hope it's funny right now. It might not age well.

I don't fucking know. I don't push the envelope. I don't wake up being like, today I'm gonna fucking melt some minds with my thoughts. I'm gonna make people uncomfortable with my comedy. I don't know. I'm gonna say something I think is funny and I hope it is.

That's why I'm so happy to just stay in that area where your company doesn't even know if you're traveling to L.A. for the Super Bowl. Just right on that. I have no interest in being a revolutionary. I'm interested in talking about it. I think that there's very interesting like back and forth and banter that goes along with it. I think what's funny is that Rogan is always kind of like his latest post on Instagram instagram was like people ask me how am i handling all this shit he's like i'm on mushrooms i think rogan is actually the guy who stayed like the most calm throughout the whole thing

because he just doesn't really care in the end but i'm happy to just be like at this level where we just will keep doing our voicemails talking talking about our dicks, and mapping all the way to medium-level bank. We're not going to be the top of the top. We're not going to win awards. I don't need $100 million anyway, man. I like my apartment. What? I make $100 million, I got to fucking move next?

I make $100 million and now I have a chore? No thanks. No fucking thanks. I don't even want it. I don't even want to host the Oscars. Get out of here. All right. Speaking of that, let's get into everything else for the day. We got't even want it. I don't even want to host the Oscars. Get out of here. All right. Speaking of that, let's get into everything else for the day.

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to get 5% off your order. It must be 21 or older to purchase. That's 3chi.com, promo code KFCRADIO. So we're not in L.A., but you did get your Vegas trip. Got the Vegas trip in. I saw you doing some karaoke. Show him the show! Feel the rain on your

chest. No one else can feel it for you. You can't let it in. No one else. I saw you in the club. I was like, oh, man, this boy is going to have some heartburn. This boy's body is going to be hurting. I was getting hung over just looking at you.

You said you still got it, but I'm like, I don't know if you still got it, dude. Bro, as long as people are offering you cocaine, you've still got it. You've still got it. You've still got it. If a guy sees me strolling through the fucking club at the MGM, not club, casino, and he wishes my hair, and it was so cool how he did it, he says, party, party. Party, party. That is one of the best, you know, like you buy it, you buy it, you hold it, and you got party, party.

Party, party. Dude, and the other, the second one, here, actually, what I'm going to do, because I don't want to pretend to tell the story because, like, and we act like you haven't read it and I haven't told it for the first time, so I'm just going to read the audio. Like, I'll do an audio book.

We'll put some music behind it. Storybook time. It's storytelling time. You know what? This is one thing I learned, KFC Radio Edition. Go ahead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.

Excuse me. It's called I've Still Got It by Feidelberg. I've never felt older than I did this weekend. I'm 33. It's an age where old people will roll their eyes at you when you say you're old, but young people absolutely do not claim you. I guess you could say that about any age, but 33 is the age I am, and I'm the one talking, so everything's about me.

The point is that I don't feel like a kid anymore, and it's never been more clear than it was the last few days. Kevin, by the way, chime in whenever you're done, please. I don't want to do it. It's an audiobook slash discussion. Go ahead. Starting on Wednesday morning, I was doing things that were very out of sorts for me. For starters, I made an 8 a.m. flight out of JFK.

That meant that I had to be up at 5.30. And guess what? I didn't even need an alarm clock because I had pizza for dinner the night before, and that gave me such horrible heartburn that I woke up at 3 a.m. and just stayed awake reading until my flight to Vegas. Reading. Then I brought that book on the plane and read it there, too. You bringing the book on the plane.

I vividly remember last time we were on a plane and I had the book, and I got made the fuck fun of. No, you weren't on the plane. We weren't on the plane. You were at the pool. Yeah, yeah. Well, whatever, dude. Now you're the book guy.

Fuck you. What did I do my first night in Vegas? Went to see a show. That's how people with kids talk to their friends about Vegas in the 90s in order to hide their gambling problem. Oh, no, no. It's not just casinos anymore. The food is spectacular.

The show's to die for. It's a whole experience. Well, I really went to see a show. I saw Cirque du Soleil's O at the Bellagio, and I fell asleep during a live performance where people were lit on fire because I was exhausted from traveling. Were you solo? Which I didn't even realize was a thing.

No, it was with my parents. Okay. I was going to say, if you're doing solo shows in Vegas, you've got to be fucking kidding me, bro. No, no. That's crazy. That's old people's shit. was i was running like the fucking game too for like trying to stay awake like i got up at one point went to the bathroom it's an hour and a half show got up one point went to the bathroom came back sorry i fall asleep again got up got up went to go get

some candy which is fucking snorting sour patch kids basically trying to stay up and it was not helping i was out bro i was literally a man was set on fire and walked across the stage and my mom had to wake me up for it she's like look at this this is fucking crazy yo coming out of a nap to that he was holding a folding chair also on fire just walking around. It was nuts. But I will say, too, also kind of like spoiler-ish, spoiler, spoiled, like Cirque du Soleil is amazing, but it gets boring fast. Because you're like, yeah, I get it.

You're doing flips. You can do it. Once I've seen you do like 50 flips and bend in every direction, what's the deal? Yeah, what else you got for me? That's why I like the box and those places. Like, start fucking. Then I'm impressed.

Then I'll keep watching. Excuse me. Thursday brought a new hell, athletics. I love playing hockey, and I still do, but each time the reminders that I've lost a step get less and less subtle. Stick handling gets a nanosecond slower, the strides get heavier,

and every time someone goes to take a shot, instead of an instinct to block it, a full surgery and rehab flash before your eyes. Reach over your stomach to tie your skates has become borderline impossible. After a game, you find bruises in places that you don't even remember getting hit. And your groin gets so tight that after one shift,

it feels like a sneeze could rip you in half. And that's coming, by the way. I don't want to put this out there. You're playing too many sports. You're playing too many sports. I am? You should stop. You are like one or two more

spitting chiclets events away from a surgery. I'm calling it now. You should stop now while you're ahead. You will have shoulder surgery or groin surgery in the next year or two. It's happening.

That night after a nap, I went out to a chicklet's party at Red Tail in Resort World. All these capitalized words look like they're total nonsense. They really do. It's crazy. A chicklet's party at Red Tail in Resort World. Fuck off. I brought my parents. It was casual.

We played pop-a-shot and chatted up some folks. When my parents called in the night, I got a text that my energy was needed in the karaoke room. I obliged and stormed in, singing a variety of my favorite songs. Jonas Brothers' I'm Hot, Taylor Swift's Our Song, and Natasha Bedingfield's Unwritten. All of which are

15 to 20 years old. I looked that up. It was disappointing. Was Chief there for Unwritten? He was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you guys go bonkers for it? We were doing it together. What happened was in the video, I'm doing obviously like a screamo version. Yeah.

It's because I'd smoked so many cigarettes that day and done two karaoke songs already that I didn't have a regular voice left. You had to scream or you couldn't hear it all, right? So I was going, hi, And then I would go, lo! Because those were the only two registers I could hit. It was not an artistic choice. It was the only way I could fucking sing. You gutted it out.

It's your fluke. I also think as long as you are still the phone call to bring some energy to the karaoke room, you still got it. That's up there with Marty Carter. Yeah, that's a good point. That's a good point. No one's calling me for that. All of us are 15 and 20 years old,

and after I lost my voice on account of the karaoke, I Irish goodbyed because my head hurt too badly from singing. Dude, my head hurt so bad that as I walked out, I saw one of the people here who work in sales, and they stopped me in the bar. So I Irish goodbyed from work in sales, and they stopped me in the bar. I urged goodbye from the karaoke room, and they caught me in the bar still. And they were talking to me,

and eventually she just goes, I'm going to let you go because you look like you're going to murder me for talking to you. Because my head hurt so bad. I was in so much pain. I was like, I just need to get the fuck out of here. I need fresh air. I need something. Friday night, after playing blackjack with Riggs, Chief, Scotty Darling, and Chef Donnie,

we went looking for the cashier to exchange chips. I hate this part of leaving a casino. The wandering followed by the waiting in line after I've already made a decision that I want to leave bothers me. And it's why I always make it a point to win no money and have none left. That way, when I want to go, I can just go. Next level thinking, really. We couldn't find the cashier anywhere when Donnie

had the idea to ask this guy. He looks like he works here. And as my head turned to look at Donnie, I realized his arm was moments from grabbing Barry Melrose to ask him where the cashier was. Admittedly, an oversized black pinstripe suit and a red tie does scream pit boss, but young people now mistaking my broadcast icons for conceivable employees.

That's a fair point, though. If there's someone who's going to look like a pit boss in Las Vegas, it's Barry Melrose. It's Melrose. Bro, I saw Melrose three separate times. Every single time. Was he at the Chicklets event or he was just there for the entire time? No, no, no.

I saw him in different casinos. This is three separate days. And he always looked like he just walked off set. He always had like an oversized gold jacket. That was at the Bellagio when I saw O. Then he had the pin. So I saw him twice at the Bellagio that night. And then once at A you have the pin. So I saw him twice at the Bellagio that night. And then once at, that was at Aria that night with the thing.

But then, okay. After the casino, we went to Hakkasan for our well sandbagged championship celebration. We had tables and bottle service and there was going to be a hot DJ group who I've kind of heard of playing. Now to be fair here, no matter my age, this has never really been my scene. So I knew I wasn't going to last long. I popped in, spread my hellos around and told a few jokes so people would remember seeing me then reached in my bag for the trusty irish goodbye trust the irish goodbye around midnight and said goodbye

not said goodbye i don't know why i added that it doesn't say that here i didn't say goodbye i irish goodbye um as i attempted to sneak out dylan larkin who we'd walked into the club with grabbed me and said kyle you leave it already and, very self-conscious about not being able to hang anymore, lied and said that I needed to get someone in from the line at the front door. I lied to a person who doesn't even know my name in an attempt to cover my aging tracks. Old. To continue that story, one of the bouncers,

or one of the club promoters, I guess, whatever, overheard me saying that, and he went, he went, nah, nah, nah, dude, I'll get him, I'll get him, I'll get him. And I went, no, no, no, dude, I'll get him. I'll get him. I'll get him. And I went, dude, it's fine. I got it. I got it.

And once Dylan walked away, I went, dude, that was a lie. I'm just leaving. I came clean to the bouncer, but I didn't want Larkin to know. Larkin doesn't even know my name. He thought my name was Kyle. He called you Kyle, bro. Kyle. To be fair, we look like Ky like kyle all of us all white guys

that's true um one of my best friends my mom calls kyle to this day she just straight up calls him kyle the same way that dave will call like you know young sam bob bob his name is evan she just calls him kyle every single time it's not even a joke anymore. That's just his name. That's all white guys. You white, you Kyle. You... I walked across the casino floor embarrassed, but also very excited to get back to my room and watch a movie. For those wondering,

I went with Girl with a Dragon Tattoo. I stopped at one of the mini-marts they have and grabbed my movie snacks. Water, sweet and hot beef jerky, peanut butter M&M's, Sour Patch Kids, and of course Tums. Old. But that's when a miracle happened. have and grab my movie snacks water sweet and hot beef jerky peanut butter m&ms sour patch kids and of course tums old but that's when a miracle happened as i shamefully dried myself across the hotel with a bag of candy and tums a man came and rescued me like the angel on george bailey's bridge the man whispered into my ear party party i whipped my head around and gave and he gave me

the look the look that says if you want to either overdose on fentanyl or maybe stay up all night, get a hooker who you can't get a hard dick for and miss your flight, I can make that happen right now. And I smiled ear to ear. I'm all good, I said. From there, I practically floated to the elevator bay where I was offered to buy cocaine again, baby. This time, the man said nothing. This dude just held up like an eight ball. He didn't say anything. He was a little guy. He was a guy in like a full jean outfit you know they're like full canadian tuxedo he was kind of like slumped over and he just said it almost it almost

like like the meme from like uh they're like the kid like in the hall you know it's like uh me when i wake up my parents to tell him i've wet the bed and it's like an alien in the doorway he looked like that just holding an eight ball like this. And I was like, practically giddy. I declined a second time. Life is all about the little victories and moving the goalposts to ensure you get those victories. When you were younger, this is something we've said a million times, when you were younger, you wanted to be athletic. As you age, you simply hope people see you and think there was probably a time he was athletic. And the same goes for partying.

Even if you're not doing it to the extent you once were, you still want people to think you can. Even if you felt old all weekend, you still want to have a little spot in your mind that says you can still reach back and chuck it. If drug dealers are stopping you on the casino floor, then I think it's safe to say you've still got a look that says, hell yeah, I'll do a greater tale right now.

Let tomorrow sort itself out. And that's all any of us can hope for. That is the best comparison I've heard. The idea of like, yeah, you're not going to be as athletic, but as long as you still look the part. As long as it's not like when you show up to the party, people are like, oh, you're a damper on the party. It's like, oh, this guy, he can't hang with us anymore,

but he once did. And he's got stories. He's got stories he can tell you about when he did hang. Yes. And then it's all about knowing once you hit that spot, it's all about knowing just how long to hang out and tell a couple stories and then let the young kids

do what the young kids do. You don't want to be like the super senior who hangs on too long and ruins the fun, but you also want to have some fun yourself. So you've got to tell a couple of stories, regale them with some like, Oh,

it used to be like this in my day, impress them with a couple of things. And then you get the hell out of there and they go, Oh shit. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Basically you just don't want anyone to ever think you're a cop.

Yeah. You just don't be a narc. Just don't be, just don't be even, even like as things get worse and people become sober and they stop drinking, they stop partying, as long as you're not ruining the fun. I mean that's a pretty low bar.

Not ruining the fun. It's a low bar. That's pretty low. But to be – I'm just impressed you said no twice. I feel like it was like that could have gone one of two ways either what you did or like well the second time's a sign come on i got it honestly i don't even know what like i've never ripped up vegas because i i can't get the the jet lag the vegas trips are always so short yeah jet lag just gets me, bro. I was gassed.

The first night I was out by 9 p.m., the next two nights, I pushed it to midnight. But I was fucking tired, tired. Well, yeah. When you're not on cocaine, it's hard to stay awake. That's the problem. Also, so you did three full nights in Vegas? Yes. Wednesday night, Thursday full nights in Vegas? Yes.

Wednesday night, Thursday night, Friday night. Yes. I saw Dante saying he moved up his flight and went right from the club to the airport to get the fuck out of there. There's just certain things you can't do, even if you want to push it. All-nighters in Vegas, 24 hours a day for three four straight days it's gotta be like a one or two day thing two days it's weird though because like i've i've ripped up la but for some reason vegas i i don't know what it is it's because you know what i usually feel like there's some downtime in vegas like your your most downtime is still like you're on a casino

table and your heart's still i think you're in a pool you're in the sun or there's never like other other other uh vacations i feel like you go back to your hotel room for like a few hours or you sleep or whatever there's just very little of like true true full 100 percent downtime in vegas and i i think it's also the amount you don't go outside everything is like in a building yes and then you go, and then you get the cab right outside, the cab to a new building. And then there is pumping that, that weird oxygen into your body. You know,

it's just, but you, yeah, you know, air fucks you up. It's weird. You need, you need the vitamin D.

I need, I need more outside. When you do go outside, it's, you know, a hundred and fucking 14 degrees. Dude, it was cold as shit this weekend.

Oh really? Bro. 40 tops. Anytime. Oh wow. wow that's real cool anytime i've been there it's i see people on the strip it's like hot as fuck and they're drinking the the like the three foot long thing and that's it's melted and they're still just sucking on it i'm like that that's vegas is fine the strip to me is like the worst part I do need to be inside Because when you're I went to old Vegas I went to old Vegas I've never been to old Vegas

I went to dinner with my parents Old Vegas was fucking sick I don't know what that means The old part of the strip The golden nugget I feel like the strip Tries do very futuristic and lasers and stuff. All the signs on Old Vegas are like individual light bulbs kind of deal. It has a classic Hollywood feel rather than a futuristic vibe.

It is. I like it very much. But also, I'm very surprised, despite the Party Party Coke and the coke in the elevator bay vegas is is shockingly anti-cocaine like it's i remember it's where bruno mars got arrested for coke dude every bathroom i went in were signs not not the cute please don't do coke in the bathroom like like signs like do not this like like do not do cocaine here. You will be prosecuted with full consent of law, blah, blah, blah. When I was there for SummerSlam, when I went into the Encore beach party, night pool party, there's, like, an amnesty box for people to drop their drugs in, and it's okay as long as you don't go.

Three separate layers of security patting me down, opening my wallet. Well, because it's fentanyl, dude. It's like they probably had, like, deaths on premises and shit, and they're like and they're like we can't have this anymore you know dude do it bad boys 2 style just drag him out back remember bad boys 2 don't let her die in my fucking club were people selling or i feel like the canadian tuxedo guy just wanted somebody to do coke with nah nah he was selling he was selling he was selling yeah they were both they were both like i need i need a friend yeah can i just come to your room and do coke real quick you know what you really should have done i'm proud of you for what you did do because you

are an old man and that was that was the wise decision because you probably like still be reeling from that right now had you had you said yes like i i wish we could do a uh a little i'd be in the hospital probably like the time the dva i want to see like what would have happened if you said yes just to see how how much you were but in a universe you said you you you said no you go to the the canadian tuxedo guy he pulls out that eight ball not only did you say yes but you were like come here come here and you you you united party party guy and canadian tuxedo guy and you the three of you just had a fucking time and that and that became party party john there's there's a a alternate universe in the final verse where we had party, party, John.

And I don't know if you can come back from that one, bro. I would say that John is dead. That John's soul inhabits the strat. Party, party is – that's a top five phrase I've ever heard in my life. Party, party. Dude, it's so cool. The way he said it was so – party, party. I was like, yeah. Yeah yeah it's not like fucking party it's not it's but party party

because you know what i bet you that dude has tested every every every single which way to get someone to buy cocaine and he landed on just a party. It's a hell of an elevator pitch for cocaine. I will have some cocaine. Yes, I will party party. Guess what? The double, if someone goes party, you're like, you're like, huh, maybe they mean drink. Maybe they mean go club.

Double party, that means cocaine. Party party. Party party. I'm proud of you. Party, party. I'm proud of you. But honestly, I am going to tell you two separate stories. These ones were not in the blog from Vegas. I want you to tell me which one, who had the more awkward flight. Who had the more awkward flight?

Yes. It is me versus my mother. Oh, wow. Jesus Christ. So my flight, here's what happened. Polly, you've got to be seen, huh? You want to talk about party, party, Polly, Polly. Polly loved it.

Oh, Polly was a big fan. Oh, that was her idea. But so my flight out to Vegas, 8 a.m., 8 o'clock flight. By the way, I met some dude who was telling me how drunk I was on that flight. And I was like, no, I wasn't. He's like, dude, you were so fucked up. You had on a corduroy vest. You were on two different shoes.

I was like, bro, I was on the flight. You're talking about me. I don't own a corduroy vest. I wasn't drunk. I was wearing the same shoes. He's like, well, you looked like you just woke up. I was like, well, it was an 8 o'clock in the morning flight so I was a little disheveled sure but I don't know like I don't know why you why are you lying to me about what I looked like and that

that kind of sucks because it was like I'm sure he's told that to a million people oh yeah not a million people but he's told to his friends at least and I'm like well that's just not true how often does this happen to me that someone just says something that just that's like why are you telling me something why are you lying to me about me i can correct the story here um but anyway that's that's besides the point um so i'm on the flight right i'm sitting behind i wasn't gonna name him but i'm gonna name him i'm gonna name him i'm sitting behind fasoli okay fasoli he he's sitting next to a black guy for For the people who don't know, Fasoli is like the rundown producer, coordinator, you know, cameraman, editor type guy.

Yeah. Sitting next to a black guy. That is important to the story. It will come up. It is not an unnecessary detail. Okay? I'm sitting behind him. I doze in and off.

When I'm conscious, Fasoli is asleep the entire time. When sometimes if I dozed off, he might have been up for that. I don't know. But when I'm conscious, Fasoli is asleep the entire time. But chances are he slept the whole fucking flight. Until about 40 minutes before we landed. Okay? 35, 30 to 40 minutes before we land, Fasoli wakes up.

Now, it's a cross-country Delta flight. Everyone's got their own TVs. He decides, time to watch some TV. 30 to 40 minutes left in the flight. Again, I want to stress that. Fasoli puts on of his own free will. It's not one of those ones where it's like there's only one movie

on TV. His own free will. He goes out of his way to select this film. Django Unchained. Okay? Okay? Sin. Which is also besides the subject matter, like a three-hour movie to begin with. It's an insanely long movie, okay? He's sitting next to a black gentleman.

He watches the first half hour of Django Unchained. All the bad parts, okay? We don't get to the redemption story. We don't get to Jamie Foxx killing white slave owners. All we see is fucking Jamie Foxx hanging from his feet with a mask on, about to get his balls seared off. All we see is Kerry Washington in, like, the hot box or whatever they call it they keep her in. She's tied up. It's all

we see are fucking horrors. It's a weird movie to watch no matter who you're sitting next to sitting next to a black gentleman. It's downright insane to put on. And the crazy part that was bothering me even more is it didn't seem to bother him. And so I'm sitting behind him awkward out of my fucking skin, just wanting to die just like i'm i'm looking at the tv looking at my left trying to see what the reaction is gonna be and and he's just sitting there never once does he think maybe you should fast forward through this one just watches these horrible slave torture scenes it was nuts it was fucking nuts, dude. If there has ever been a time scripted for just like an episode of The Office. I was watching Arrested Development.

Pop on Arrested. We got a half hour left. Do an episode of Arrested. Done. Finished. A couple 21-minute episodes. You're good. You land.

You're finished. Instead, you put on maybe the most racist movie in the history of cinema. It was. That guy, he's a weird bird most racist movie in the history of cinema. It was... He's a weird bird. Fasoli's a weird bird. It's crazy, dude. I couldn't get over it. Never, never even flinched. Never was like, I could see his body. Never was it

tensing up. He was just like, yeah. Which, in its own weird way, might be post-racism. Might be he's so free of white guilt that he's like, I'm just watching a movie. What are you talking about? Now, wait. You're telling me that Polly has something that can challenge this for awkwardness? Yes, dude.

Yes, dude. You think Polly wins? Yeah, because it directly happened to her. I was sitting sitting the seat behind I was more of an observer in the situation so Polly Polly's sitting on a flight she's coming out to Vegas

she sits next to a woman whose son I'm not going to name on this one this one will stay a little more vague whose son is an NFL athlete in the NFL Pro Bowl. So she's coming out to Vegas to watch her son play in the Pro Bowl. And for some reason, this woman decides to show pictures to my mom.

She's like, you want to see pictures of him? And my mom was like, I guess. I don't know. You're an adult, son? Sure. That's weird. It's not a three-year-old. He's a grown man who plays football.

I guess. So this woman takes out her iPad and starts showing my mom pictures of her adult son. As this woman is scrolling through her photos, Kevin, guess what she comes upon? Nude photo shoot. So she just tenses up and starts whipping through these nudes of herself and gets back on pictures of her son and calms down, starts scrolling through the pictures of her son again. Second nude photo shoot happens again.

No! On an iPad, not on an iphone on an ipad kevin this is my mom could have checked her fucking mammaries she could have given her a mammogram that's how fucking big these titties were on an ipad bro it's it's not even close it's probably in a landslide i can't believe she didn't stop once you like once like he's like oh never mind put it away i mean it was that's that's a moment that's a moment where you know when you know how we have the wherewithal to know when we're telling a story that that's gonna flop and we just pull the ripcord and say, you know what, I'm cutting this story off. That woman should have, as soon as she hit the first nude, she should have just been like, put the iPad down and said,

you're a stranger. We don't need to acknowledge this ever again. Like, have a nice life. I'm not even going to try to salvage it. I'm not going to try to quickly go through it, go forward, go backwards. I'm not going to acknowledge it. We're just going to say, that's over. That is.

And again, it's over. That is... And again, it's an adult, son! The man is old! But was it like him, he was playing in the Pro Bowl, you said, right? So is it like... Yeah. Is it like, look at these cool photos? Like, you know... Honestly, I never even asked my mom.

I never even asked her what kind of pictures they were of him. I was. Yo, first of all, shout out to that stranger. Multiple nude photo shoots. Get it, girl? Holy shit. You know what? That goes along with still got it.

Whatever. I'm an old woman, but I still got it. Bro, you're popping titty pics. I don't know. I disagree because you're taking them on an iPad, Kevin. Yeah, on an iPad still. The phone you can kind of hide. I've never gotten a nude from an iPad. I'd actually like it quite a bit.

An open invite to anyone listening. I want to see in a mirror you holding up a full fucking computer. You got to like cumpt in your fucking arm trying to take a picture with an iPad. Too much internet, man. All right. Let's get into top fives. We'll do top fives. We'll do voicemails,

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Who's got first pick? I'll defer to you. That's the middle finger. No, you're wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. I'm not. Yeah, you are. This finger does so much.

It is an important finger for many reasons. Not what? For fucking virgins trying to finger checks. Using your fucking middle finger. Yeah. Dude, it's the most important. If you're doing the double, sure. But people fucking, you could do the double without the middle finger.

No, listen. If it's the double, it's the most important finger of the double. And yeah, I will even say, I go middle finger. It's the longest. It's the most you finger uninhibited like when you get in there yeah maybe i do now that i'm thinking about it yeah you absolutely do dude this is the most important finger when it comes to fingering let me figure myself 100 this is this is the this does all the the work this does the come hither yeah and the ring finger

is there to just kind of like open up a little bit yeah this gets a little tired already i'm a little gassed with it yeah the the this is the your pointer man is the rookie finger anybody who fingers with your middle finger and your pointer finger that is like sixth grade that's like you don't know what you're doing because your thumb kind of gets in the way and the knuckles hit but the middle the middle two yeah the middle finger is the captain this's the captain. This is the first lieutenant right here. That's what I'm saying. I got a seat at the table, but I'm not doing too much, you know?

And then on top of that, you also just get the middle finger. Fuck you. The most important, you know, one of the most important symbols, hand signals of all time. Flip the bird, man. It's the number one pick. Fuck you. It's a good pick.

Now, to be clear, there are only five fingers, so we're both going to be taking them. Now, the middle finger is not off the board yet for me, so to speak. But I'm not taking it. It doesn't matter. I'm taking the thumb. I'm taking the thumb because guess what's more iconic than the middle finger, Kevin?

A thumbs up. A fucking thumbs up. That was obviously my other pick. what's more iconic than a middle finger, Kevin? A thumbs up! A fucking thumbs up! That was obviously my other pick. This is a two-horse race because the thumbs up is, I don't know if you noticed, I stopped myself. I was about to say it's the most important hand signal, but it's not. The good old thumbs up is the most important thing out there. Thumbs up.

And also, just the opposable thumb is a hugely important. You can't do anything. It's why the cat and meet the parents couldn't flush the toilet because she lacks opposable thumbs. That's why I can't flush the toilet because I have opposable thumbs. It's very telling that I had the choice to go first, and I said, what finger do I use to finger bitches and not what's the finger that separates us from primates yeah that's the main thing that's like difference like between

animals and humans is the goddamn thumb but i was like nah man how do i hit that g spot i gotta get that finger in there the thumb is is i mean we might as well just do this in conjunction because the the thumb isn't gotta got to be my second pick. Not only can you grab things, but the thumbs up symbol, it can signal like we just killed Osama bin Laden. It can signal to a waiter like my meal is good. You know what I mean? It's so versatile. I always throw a thumbs up like a politician too i i rarely have a strong thumb i'm more like yeah it's the bob

dole thumb yeah yeah exactly a little fucking smashed it bro it's fucking great fucking great just you just give yourself you just give like a little fingertip of a thumbs up and that's that's it oh think about i mean the fucking coliseum it was life and death bro yeah thumbs up thumbs down i don't know how real that was i don't know the answer to because it's a movie but in the movie it was because how else could you signal from all the way on top of the coliseum with yeah joaquin joaquin phoenix isn't doing anything unless he does it real so So that makes sense. That probably, he's like, I'm only doing it the way emperors did it. So that's your second pick of the thumb?

Yeah, the thumb. Okay, my second pick, and, you know, the middle finger is a strong argument. I'm going trigger finger. You want to talk about another life and death fucking finger? Boom, trigger finger. That's big gun guy. You know, big gun guy here on the podcast. Go pull that trigger. Boom. Trigger finger. That's big gun guys. Big gun guy here on the podcast. Go pull that trigger, bro.

Yep. Yep. I got to be able to shoot my way out of any bad situations. I actually, speaking of trigger fingers, Chaps was telling me a story. We were talking. This was a while ago. We're talking about the World War II footage that got colorized. Maybe no World War I footage.

World War I footage. two footage that got like colorized maybe no world war one footage we were one footage and chaps was telling me that they were fucking their soldiers who i guess in order to feel the trigger you got to have your finger like it doesn't really work with the gun on it i don't i i'm obviously not a military guy so i don't have a real knowledge of this but anyway the point of it is is that their finger had to be exposed. And then they'd cut him off. Yeah, right, because it would get so much like frostbite. It would get too cold, so they'd just chop that off and move to the next finger. That's fucking crazy. Crazy.

That is so fucking gangster. It's like – and you know, what's really even crazier. The, the, the story that we all love as sports fans with Ronnie lot chopping off his fucking finger when it was broken. That's a little crazy. Like when you're stuck in the battlefield, the world will understand it when it just given Sunday and you're playing the

fucking Browns. You don't need to chop your fucking fingers off. Christ crazy town. You're right. You're right. Yeah, man. Imagine that just going down

the line being like all right well chop it chop it chop it what happens when you run out of fingers trying to pull the trigger yeah oh uh i will go with uh the ring finger you turn a lot of the the yeah exactly like it is the only finger and I will specify the you know the left hand because when you hit a certain age you know what's that move you look at this girl you're like am I going to go up to her hit on her at the bar you check for the finger you check to see if there's any hardware

am I wasting my time that's the can I fuck finger and that yeah that's the and then and then for the guys often the ring finger is you know it's intoxicating to these bitches. If I could tell straight guys, single guys, one word of advice, just go buy a fucking cheap ring and pop it on. Just go out there as a 23-year-old single guy at the bar

and wear a fucking wedding ring. It lights out. Fish in a barrel. My number four pick, right? Four? Three. My number three pick. Three.

My three pick, middle finger, for the obvious reasons. I believe now we can start moving a little faster because they're all the same reasons. It's the middle finger. Yeah. For my fourth pick would have to be the – it's really down to just the pointer and the pinky here, and I'm going to go with the pinky.

I think the pointer is grossly overrated. Oh, I didn't even consider the point when I was talking about trigger fingers. The point is, again, maybe the most important finger gesture. Who did it? That guy. Who are you talking about?

Him. You. You are not wrong. Yeah. But the finger wagged. The finger wagged. No, no, no the cameo tumble the point how cool are pinky rings

there's a very few select people in this world like the pointer is like an everyday finger you gotta be able to point you gotta be able to wag you to be able to touch and do pads and type and all that shit. But those who can really rock a pinky, that's like Sinatra shit. You walk around with your pinky ring, and it's like, whoa, that's a separator. Everybody can do pointers. Not everybody can do pinkies. All right. All right. My number four is back to the ring.

Right? Back to the ring. Ring finger. Ring finger is important. The ring finger is – Back to the ring. Ring finger. Ring finger is important. The ring finger is... Actually, the ring finger should be last. Other than the ring, I think the reason why you wear it

is because it's totally useless otherwise. It's my weakest finger by far. By far? In fact, I'm changing it. I'm changing it. You're right. I'm putting the pinky. Because guess what?

When you're carrying fucking shopping bags in, right, when you're helping mom come home from the market, I can't hang a bag on this finger, on my ring finger. It'll pull your – it hurts. But I can hang it on my pinky finger. My pinky finger is like a fucking – like a picture hook. This thing's strong as hell. It's like a monkey claw.

Yeah, it's like a monkey paw, you know. You can hang a 50-pound oil painting on canvas on this bad boy, no problem. Not to mention you can also, you know, a pinky in the butt is like, like the smallness of the pinky comes into play. I don't think my pinky's ever been inside anybody. Really? Yeah, I don't think so. My pinky's been everywhere, dude. My pinky's been in every fucking hole. I know a kid

who, uh... I would say my pinky's the only finger that's never been inside anybody. I'm pretty sure about that. I know a guy who dislocated his middle finger knuckle in a girl's asshole. What? He was fingering her? What, did she sneeze? She fell

off the bed and like pulled it down with him and like bent it completely out of shape yep it was like she was doggy and he was just drilling forward going forward with the middle finger and while he was in she fell and it just went and it like ronnie lauded him like his finger was like completely sideways that's fucking hysterical yeah it's probably my favorite you know sex related injury that I've ever heard of his finger he had to just kind of like pop it back in out of her asshole

imagine that oh god which for me would then leave pointer to be my last finger which is patently ridiculous the pointer finger is wildly important. The fact that I made it my final pick is just nuts. But where did this even come from? Top fingers.

What was the indication? So my fifth is the ring finger. Nick said someone tweeted at him. Why not? Keep them coming. Any more top fives that you want to see done, send it our way, and we'll bang them out for you. Let's get into voicemails today. They are brought to you

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Oh my God. I remember this dude married about a year before KFC got divorced about a year before KFC got out scot-free. No kids, no debt, no assets, split assets, nothing like that, but I had let her convince me into getting 30 fucking fancy-ass chickens back in the day. I'm stuck with them. They're geriatric. They don't fucking lay anymore. They just eat food.

Worst thing that I've got to deal with at this point. I feel like it's not that bad, but I do feel like there could be worse things. What's the worst thing you've ever been stuck with after a relationship or a marriage? Kids and STDs don't count. Cheers, boys. Bro, I remember this dude. He used to just send us updates of him and his chicken coop. It was absolutely horrifying.

And now I come to find out it was his ex-wife who made him get the chickens and now he's left with a chicken coop i mean listen obviously we're a pro chicken podcast we are we're the leaders of the chicken heads if you have a coop filled with completely useless chickens, they don't lay eggs. You're not going to eat them. Just fucking leave that chicken coop. Just leave it. Kevin. Kevin.

Just leave that chicken coop and never go in there again. So beautiful. Sometimes it's just so beautiful because you didn't know that this guy called in last week and i already gave my answer and my answer was you're not stuck with chickens just shut the door and don't go back inside yeah yeah you don't have to like you don't have to do anything like one way or the other just never go in that chicken coop ever again i said get yourself a nice pair of headphones i don't know what kind of sound chickens make as they die but get yourself a nice pair of headphones. I don't know what kind of sound chickens make as they die, but get yourself a nice pair of headphones, pop those on when they get to a screaming,

and just fucking hang out, and eventually you have no more chicken problems. Dude, dude. Take your two pointer fingers, put them right in there, and then kill your chicken. I mean, you could theoretically just burn that chicken coop down and be done with it real quick,

but I don't think I want burning 30 chickens alive on my conscience. So I'm just going to close the door, turn around, never go in that chicken coop again. I'll just take a vacation. I'll leave a voicemail for a friend on the wrong number asking them to take care of my chickens while I'm gone. And then my conscience is safe because I tried. I told them to take care of it. There was a gone and then my conscience is safe because i i tried i told them to care there was a miscommunication 30 chickens died it happens no uh i i i i don't know where this how this happens like she convinced me to buy fancy chickens but that's one of the all-time, like, I don't know, bro, you gotta stand your

ground somewhere, put a foot down somewhere, when she's asking you to buy 30 fancy chickens, just no. Hey, how about let's dip our fucking toe in the water and get a chicken. One chicken. 30. Imagine that someone was like, I don't like, not like, let's have a kid, let's have quadruplets. Well, hang on. Let's have fucking. Let's try a kid before we try fucking five kids, four kids. And also, why don't you maybe get some chickens that, like, last longer than a couple years? I don't know, like, the lifespan on chickens, but, like, get some chickens that can lay eggs for a longer time.

Yeah, right. You got some useless-ass chickens. You want these chickens in the twilight of their career motherfucker got octogenarian chickens no thanks yeah you you you got you got brett farve on the fucking you know jets type chickens man gotta get them brady chickens shit uh yeah so long story short let 30 chickens starve to death and you're good, bro. Next up. And he's back. No. Chicken guy's back.

Fight's KFC. The rest of the crew. Chicken guy's back. You guys think these are quiet. Dude, shut the fuck up. These things are so annoying. Yeah, fight's saying something depressed. No, man.

I'm not doing too bad. I'm living my best life. Uh, last question was, what's the worst thing you were stuck with? I got the chickens, right? Next is, what's the best thing you've got? Like, dude, I got to get a new car. Boom. Rip off stickers.

Don't sue me. Got to build a fucking golf simulator. What's the best thing you've been able to do? Uh, your ex. Oh, nice swing.'ve been able to do at your ex oh nice swing would never let anyone do in your house that's a that's a fucking that's a good answer that's a good that did doing good yeah he's doing he's doing outside the chicken coop his life's a lot better than i pictured yeah absolutely right like just just block that chicken coop off and the rest of your life is fucking great dude sent a video of him in a chicken coop at night and was surprised i thought

he might be depressed dude he used to do this every day like in the darkness he'd be like you know like just wanted to send you an update with my chickens i was like what the fuck is wrong with this guy now he sounds like he's like living pretty good. Um, here's what's funny. Like golf simulator is awesome. It's, it's, it's a big time, like man cave type move where it's like, all right, I'm single now. And I'm going to turn this space into a golf course. Uh, but what's funny is when you become single and you get out of a relationship that you don't want to be in, so when you get divorced, it doesn't have to be anything fancy. You know? Like, just the littlest thing can make you happy,

where it's just like, I'm just going to fucking watch Jeopardy tonight, man, and not be bothered. I don't need a golf simulator. I don't need the man cave. I don't need, like, the new TV. I don't need the movie theater in there. None of that shit. Just whatever you used to want to be able to do that you couldn't do peacefully and you now can do.

That's the best part of breaking up. The best part of breaking up. Just do whatever the fuck you want, man. And I'm sure it's even better when you have something, you know, grandiose and fucking expensive. But it doesn't even have to be, dude. That's why you break up. That's almost why you get in relationships in the first place. You get in a relationship to lose what you love most,

to then break up with the person and resume doing it, and it feels so fucking good. Did he have a BMW? I couldn't really see the car. Was that a BMW? It didn't look – it looked kind of nice see I was watching like through the zoom reflection here I wasn't I didn't see it on the phone yeah all right it seems a BMW and a chicken coop on the same property doesn't really add up to me that's a strange strange duo also I I think if you're going to flex your car, you know.

Can't be white. Can't be a white car. It looks like a – Flexing white cars. White cars for old people in Florida. Yeah, it might be like a four-door BMW, I think. You know. No, it's a Honda.

It's a Honda, dude. It's a Honda. All right. Yeah, that would be – that makes sense on a chicken coop farm. Yeah, Honda, I guess. That's – you can't be flexing a Honda with a barstool sticker, dude. That's not cool. I think the Honda is – it's a practical car.

You don't flex practical cars. That's not because it's not a flex. No, that's not a flex at all. It's a four-door sedan. It's the most – it's a Honda car, and you don't flex practical cars. That's not because that's not a flex. No, that's not a flex at all. It's a four-door sedan. It's the most, you know, it's a Honda Civic or whatever. It's, you know, come on. The best thing I've ever gotten from a breakup is, or the best thing that happened to me after a breakup,

is, like, just stories. That's the easy one for me. Because it doesn't matter if it's, like, I got good stories, I got wild stories stories i got sad stories those are like like i can tell them now dude what am i the story of me getting dumped when i cried is one of my favorite i mean that's that's a career builder that was a that's a huge moment of your career i love that story i love i texted you right out like i was like i just got dumped like what are you talking about and because no one saw it coming. Certainly not me. Nope.

I didn't see it coming after she told me I was dumped. I was like, what are you talking about? The only person, you know who saw that coming? Her ex-boyfriend. He saw it coming. He knew. He had a good inkling. Yeah, you can hang out with the backup quarterback for a minute if you want.

Okay. That's great. Yeah, the real answer, too, is the clarity. The, you know, it's the Lord of the Rings spell. That guy is old and decrepit, and then, you know, his mind is free. That's when you get out of a relationship and you're like, everybody. So it's embarrassing for a minute when you're like oh everybody saw this and everybody knew and i didn't but then you have that clarity of like oh yeah all right i'm back

that's that's the gift of breaking up i i'm quite glad you actually brought up lord of the rings um because i haven't really i'm sure i've seen bits and pieces i've probably seen one or two in theaters. How much do the Lord of the Rings nerds in this room? I think one's in the room and one's not. Yeah. How much Lord of the Rings do I need to watch to be ready for this series? It's a prequel.

It's a prequel, so none of this. Yeah. Yeah, no. Well, technically not, but I feel like you've got to get in the spirit a little bit. I would watch the Lord of the Rings. I don't think The Hobbit really has anything to do so i'd watch the trees i should watch the trilogy you think yeah you can watch three yeah okay don't watch and when they're like you know watch the hobbit series just skip that when does it come out uh i think may may okay i got time

they only got some time they only released some posters so like they're not even on trailers yet and it's a prime show yeah dude, dude. I've been watching that Jack Reacher. Yeah, I, it's fine. It's fine. It's nothing great. It's nothing.

I like Jack Ryan better. Cause I, I love Jack Ryan. Jack Ryan's one of my all time favorite characters. Um, I don't know much about Jack Reacher, so I'm, I'm watching it.

It is beyond infuriating how big they act like this man is he's six five i saw your tweet he's six five it's a big guy it's a big guy yeah but it's not like it's a very big guy but we have multiple people in this office who are six five or taller it's like people in this town act like they've never heard of a person this big they They're like, it comes up every scene. They're like, he's 6'5". That dude's 6'5". He's like 6'5". They call him like a giant.

His shirt gets wet. They're like, I don't know if we have anything to feed you. I'll see if I can go find a paint tarp or something. Like, he's 6'5". Depending on how skinny he is, he might be a large. He might be an XL. Who is the actor? I forget.

Tad Castle. Is he huge? Alan Richardson. Yeah, he's shredded. The actor himself is 6'2". But he's Jack. He's big. He's a big dude. But it's like...

Jack Reacher is like a third level tier hero nobody gives a fuck about that i i never even heard of it until it was tom cruise was cast as him and then tom cruise was yeah not even tom cruise could save that shit it was it was i guess it was quite the uproar amongst i got i got a beef with uh who is it prime that that's doing lord of the rings, you said? Yes. Whoever, whichever streaming service it is,

already put up, like, the thing on, like, the scrolling boxes, and then in small print it says, like, coming in June. Oh, that's crazy. No, no, no. I saw that. I was like, oh, shit, the Lord of the Rings series is out. And it's like, no, it's fucking not. You don't put it in the carousel until there's, like, a week to go.

Got me all fucking chubbed up thinking about it. All right, last voicemail. Let's go. Real quick, while we're on TV, The Kardashians is coming to Hulu. Unlike ever before, exclusive look at The Kardashians' life. They're just bringing the fucking series back. So, wait. So, The Kardashians are just doing another series? Yeah, they're just doing the fucking series back so wait so the kardashians are just doing

another series yeah they're just doing keeping up with the kardashians but on hulu but they're claiming it's going to be um unlike ever before behind the scenes look at yeah rivetingly honest and then the description is just keeping up with the Kardashians. It's the same fucking thing. I'll tell you what. Well, you know what? I'm pretty sure that they, I'm sure they've made a boatload of money, but I'm, I'm pretty positive when you do it on your own streaming service and not on like a regular channel, you get the fucking bag. So I'm sure they're like, yeah.

I guess it's the ones, it's all, you know, it's all, you know, so who cares? But like, how much money would it take for you to just not have fucking cameras around you all the time yeah but when it becomes your second like they don't even care anymore i i know but i mean there has to be yo like we are very used to cameras around us at all times we're very used to it it's been you know not not not the whole 10 11 years however long i've been here like Milton, it used to be get the cameras out. Here, the cameras are out all the time. But the sense of relief you feel, even on a live stream,

when they go, hey, it's in between periods. We're going to break. And you're like, all right. It's not like I'm going to start spouting the N-word or anything like that. But it's just like I could just relax. I'm a little less tense when I know I'm not being recorded. Doing that for, what, 18 years? And now they're going to do it again?

Now I am more interested this time because Kanye is going to kill somebody. That'll be good footage. Yeah, definitely. They'll be – Oh, man. That'll be interesting. Kanye putting out that he thinks Kim thinks he's trying to kill her is the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life. That headline, he thinks that Kim thinks he's trying to kill her is the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life.

That headline, he thinks that Kim thinks he's putting a hit out on her. He put out his own story that he was trying to kill his own wife. He's the only one saying it. Kim is not out here saying, I think Kanye's trying to kill me. Kanye is saying that

Kim is saying that Kanye's trying to kill me. It's the craziest headline ever. If you're in Kanyeye west's life if you've ever spoken to kanye west isn't a little part of you thinking kanye west trying to kill me like just just like like it's not 100 just like a little piece of brains like kanye might want me dead we've we've talked there he might have said something every time every time you see kanye west it might be the last time you're seen or he's seen ever again. That's just a fact. It's on the table at all times. Yeah.

If you're in a room with Kanye, there's a chance no one walks out of it. All right. Last one. Let's let her rip. What's up, guys? Jackie Fights, Kevin, Zach, Bev, Nick. So I was recently watching Kevin's Behind the Blog with Roan, and it's got me thinking,

who in the office do you think could take Roan in a battle rap? Roan is still obviously the best, but who would be in second or who would be in third? Who could even give him a run for his money? And I think you guys should go ahead and try it out and give Kevin versus Tico, Texas, another run for it.

And you don't get Dave in there. Cause you know, Dave and Kevin got their beef, whatever's going on there. So let's see it. I mean, I'm happy that he qualified the question because like out of everything that you could do at barstool the biggest gap is roan and battle rap you know

what i mean i i very much agree the number one skill far and away for the next second place person at barstool the biggest gap is Roan and battle rapping. So, yes, distant, distant, distant second. But who would it be? Donnie? Donnie doesn't rap in. Yeah, I could see that. Yeah, Donnie has had some studio experience

has had some rap experience yeah it's probably Donnie Donnie used to do some music with Time Flies I think that I think that anytime there's been because since we've actually done multiple rap beefs before I feel like Donnie's always kind of been

so ridiculous but I think Donnie's always been on the outskirts kind of being like yo let me in like I could do this shit too i'm pretty sure he beat up on rapaport a little bit when we when we made a song about him so yeah i think donnie's the answer speaking yeah there's not many hip-hop inclined people here noathlon. We're in the process of setting it up. Oh, you're in the process of setting up the triathlon? Yeah. Yeah? Oh! I am. Nick's in the process. Yeah.

Yeah, I want to see that happen. I'm going to make sure. I'll make sure that happens. Maybe we'll put a little cash prize on it, too, for you guys to get a little motivated. Yeah, that would be fun. A little cash prize? A little what the beat? How much are we talking? Yeah, that was fun. A little cash prize? A little what the beat? How much are we talking?

Yeah, like 500 bucks to the winner. What? 500 bucks to the winner. Yeah. You sound excited now? Speaking of rapping, did you guys happen to see Jackie's rap tweet the other night? Or were you not in the room?

Oh, was that last week? Last week. It was in the vlog. This Lizard Blizzard? No, it was that, oh, last week? Last week, she was in the vlog for. Was it Blizzard? No, it was much worse. What was it? Give it to me, give it to me like a bar, too.

Oh, no, she can't, that's the thing, she doesn't know how. Oh, you said the N word? No. It's, when you break it down, like,

it doesn't, it doesn't necessarily have, like, rhythm, but when you break it down, the lyrics are actually really clever. Oh, is this the CEO one? Yes. I don't, yeah, you break it down, the lyrics are actually really clever. Oh, is this the CEO one? Yes!

I'm a Steve Jobs on my knob, whatever the fuck. What was it? That's better. No, but that's good. Alright, ready? Try to add rhythm to this. They call me the CEO because I give them that Steve Jobs, then I C-M-O. Why C-M-O?

What does that mean? Like I see them O, like O. Yeah, but what is a C-M-O? No, like. Chief Marketing Officer? No, like C-M, like C-E-E-M. I'm reading it. I know how it's spelled.

C-E-M, so like C-E. You see. I don't know how to explain this you see like c yeah back to the drawing board on this thing yeah i they call me the ceo because i give that steve job which is what what is it like a steve like like i guess it's a blow job yeah but like but what is a Steve? Instead of calling blowjobs, we're just going to call him Steve Jobs. Because you get the point. Which I don't hate.

I get the point. It doesn't make sense. And then you see them. Oh, like orgasm. Yeah, no. I get it all. I understand what it's all trying to say. It's like being in Spanish class. I get it, but i don't totally

get it like i get the gist but i don't you don't get it you just don't get sex sorry jackie just called me a virgin in my face i i do like how she replied to it i'm all i 90% sure that's the best rap lyric of all time, which is like some Hank of 99% sure I didn't download it and stuff. Like that 10% he was yelling pretty loud, I think. All right. Let's wrap it up here. We got Josh Potter on the show.

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Let's talk to him. We got Papa Roach. What's up? Papa Roach's daddy in the building for the first time live, which I didn't even realize. For some reason, I feel like we have already, I feel like you've been around for years, dude. Dude, I haven't been to New York since the before times. This is my first time. Yeah, dude.

I'm stoked to be here. Yeah, this is a fun one. I actually, I got excited when I saw Potter on the schedule. Oh, I'm staying right down the street, too, and I fucking blazed up in my hotel room. Yeah? Which one are you staying at? Park Avenue, Royalton. What's up?

Shout out. I heard you almost couldn't get checked in, huh? Dude, I've regressed. I was hoping jacked up would be the only one who relates with me, even though she's so young. I've regressed to, like, 24 years old. I've lost, like, four debit cards since COVID ended.

Really? Yeah, since like post-COVID. Bro, I shouldn't say this out loud. It's like piss in the bed. You don't say it out loud. But I've been clean with my cards for a while now. You used to be a good like three or four times a year, like quarterly. I used to be intentional losers.

Yeah. I had no money left on this. And if they run it, they're going to figure it out. So I'm just leaving. Oh, yeah. Well, that's the thing i've grown up i've grown up and i haven't really lost them and then all of a sudden covet hits and now i'm 23 again i'm shotgunning beers in my house i'm fucking losing debit cards in every hotel i go to well you lose them in the hotel yeah like i get them confused with the room keys i take the room key i open i was just in milwaukee i go to. Wait, you lose them in the hotel? Yeah, like I get them confused with the room keys. I take the room key.

I open, I was just in Milwaukee. I go to the airport and I'm flying back to LA just to tape my podcast and then fly here. Oh, really? Yeah. So that's like a 24 hour basically turnaround. Yeah. And I leave my debit card in Milwaukee. I get to the airport and I open my wallet and I have the room key, not the debit card.

I actually never do that because every fucking hotel I stay in, if my wallet and i have the room key not the debit card i actually never do that because every fucking hotel i stay in if my wallet touches it it it doesn't work anymore i feel like they fixed that that's like i feel like that's so too and because i have like a little there's a little i think there's a little magnet thing in here somewhere i last time we were at wherever we're doing summer slam and shit I had to get like Five new keys Oh yeah yeah yeah And I knew it was gonna happen

Every time I like Would touch it And it would like Stay red And I was like We've actually recently Talked about that How like the tap

Has been such a huge Game changer It saved my life On this occasion Because I have a Chase And they like If you call in your card They'll just put the new one on your phone.

It's beautiful. Didn't know that until very recently. And I didn't know you could use it at an ATM. Yep. No idea. But when it comes to checking into a hotel, you need a physical card. Those gumballs need one. I can see that.

And so I'm like, can you work with me here a little bit? And so they gave me a piece of paper that I could fill out. need one i could see that and so i'm like you can you work with me here like a little bit right and so they gave me a piece of paper that i could fill out but i was gonna have milwaukee mail my debit card to new york wow and sleep on the street until a guy here well i thought it would get here i thought i'd time it right or whatever but then i had a 400 fraudulent charge to sheen.com which i found out from a girl as a chick site for Chinese. That's like a... Chinese kids make shit, and then they sell them to girls. I thought it was going to be porn there, because I recognized it.

I don't know why I recognized it. S-H-E-I-N. Well, you're gay, so, you know, it's the same thing. There's men's clothes, too. Yeah, that shirt looks like a shit shirt. Little Chinese... American-made Levi's. That's a Levi's shirt?

Yes, sir. Levi's, American-made. No Chinese children made this shit. This is Levi's, too, actually. That Levi's, American-made. No Chinese children made this shirt. This is Levi's, too, actually. That Levi's jacket, I have it in blue. Sick. I think is the best dollar per pound, pound per pound purchase in the history of fashion. That jacket's like 70 bucks.

Yeah, yeah. And every time I wear it, people are like, oh, shit, look at this guy. What's that? It's Levi's, dude. It's barely above range. Yo, is this guy Bane? That's are like, oh, shit. Look at this guy. It's Levi's, dude. It's barely above Reinhardt. Yo, is this guy Bane? That's people get real fucking. Whoa.

I want to wear it with no shirt under it. Yeah, let's fucking do it. Just be fucking with my fucking shit on. Well, you basically have a permanent shirt on. Yeah, I do, dude. Have you ever seen him? No. It's insane.

I just got a little glaze on my shoulder. Have you seen the shoulders? Show them the shoulders. The shoulders are insane. I mean, I'll bring them out for KFC Radio. Usually, this costs money. On Cameo, during COVID, I was shown the shoulders. The shoulders are insane. I mean, I'll bring them out for KFC. Usually this costs money. On Cameo, during COVID, I was charging $100 a pop to get these shoulder shakes. I made like $15,000 during COVID for shoulder hair pornography.

Get out of town, dude. What? Yeah. Dude. Can I touch it? Yeah. It feels good. I wish it was a better form for you.

Your head hair? Yeah, dude. I should get it? Yeah. It feels good. I wish it was a better form for you. Your head hair? Yeah, dude. I should get it transplanted. It feels a little bit like, because it's coarse. Yeah. So it almost feels like. But it's not like pubes, though. It's somewhere in between.

No, it's like Orwell. The cow. The pig. The piggies. The whistle pig farm. It's coarse. I've never seen a body hair that long. You are like the flesh.

I nared my whole body one time in like but you trimmed first no i i think so i don't remember that i straight i straight nared my whole body we're like we give up we can't do it dude it took forever i looked like i had pangea on my and then i like separated um when was the last time you manscaped i don't even fuck you don't even try like it's become such a part of my brand that girls like expect it now dude i had a girl in tampa bay straight up be like i want to fuck the shoulder hair i'm like i don't know what that means but cool and then she had a husband got weird yeah it's very like um when a model when she has like a gap in her teeth and she doesn't get it fixed

because it's like her look that's your version of this yeah I guess the shoulders are your thing Cindy Crawford mole yeah I'm sure that had a hair sprouting when did you embrace it

did you embrace it because of work or you just were like I can't trend this anymore well in radio people start I started doing bits and stuff and even in radio like where it's not even visual

it became a topic of and like people would show up to like car dealerships to see it and shit like that you know it's a the shoulder hair was moving f-150s come on out and see the shoulder hair but no yeah it was always like i'm the hairy hairy guy back like no my back's actually pretty chill wow the front's crazy obviously right but but i think it looks like proportion i'm like if i really let it go A hairy guy? Back. No, my back's actually pretty chill. Wow. The front's crazy, obviously. Well, right. But I think it looks like proportionate. I'm like, if I really let it go, I would just have ear holes.

Like, my neck will connect. Oh, really? It'll connect, and then I go down my neck. So you could grow a pretty wild beard. Why don't you? Yeah, why don't you do that? I get, like, some, but enough that I... Why don't you grow a crazy beard?

Yeah, maybe I will. Yeah. You should just go nuts. You have such cool hair too you can grow hair super long you'd have like like your hair where your beard would be sick because you have some red in there you got brown in there i get the gray too i have the most oh yeah mine went mine used to be red where it's all gray now i like the gray though i would rather go i wish i went all great but don't make fun of neckbeards neckbeards like the grossest ugly yeah shave

your neck though you know that's what i mean a neck beard is only. But don't people make fun of neckbeards? Neckbeards are like the grossest, ugliest thing. Yeah, shave your neck down. That's what I mean. A neckbeard is only if you don't have face beard. Keep the part you have now. Wait, hang on. So that's what I do. I cut from my hair down. Yeah.

And then I let this grow. You want me to just let that grow out? Yeah. I mean, I usually do trim it because the tricolor, I think, makes me look old and ratty. No, I think the tri-color is sick. Yeah? All right. Fuck it.

Let's do it. You got to get the cool bane hair. I let it go. Josh got a tri-color going. You got kind of a reddish beard. Well, this all, like I said, was red. I like the gray dominating. I think then I'm okay with having hints of brown and red.

I'm brown, red, and then hints of gray, and it just looks like, ah. But I don't know. You guys are talking me into it. As long as more than one person says to do something, I'll do it. I thought you weren't doing it because of going to school or something like that. Going to school?

Like picking up the kids or something like that. That ship sailed, man. Look at some of the scumbags that show up to that kiddie pool line. You could just grow a beard. I gave up when one of the teachers told me that they watched

One Minute Man the day after I did the story about Odell Beckham shitting on girls. Or girls shitting on Odell Beckham. I was like, okay, so we're not even going to do this anymore. Now I show up wearing the thin moon man pants with no boxers. My dick's out. You guys know what the deal is now? Is there any tale in that dropping the kids offline?

With the moms or the teachers? There's definitely some cute moms. I mean, my kids go to school in a town that's pretty upper class, so there's some hot moms who are like, they drop the kids off and do yoga and drink martinis and Xanax. But none that stand out where you're like, I can't wait to get to drop off the kids today. I bet you when some of them get dolled up, yeah.

Nice. Because they do what I do. They're just genuine nice. Babes, bro. Babes. There's a couple. No, there's like one nanny. Actually, most of the nannies are pretty gross.

Shout out to my town. The nannies are ugly. No au pairs. That makes sense. The nannies are ugly? I feel like the hot nanny days pass by. No au pairs. I'm pretty sure my brother once fucked a hot au pair.

That's a hot nanny. Yeah, yeah. They're not called nannies when they're hot. They're called au pairs. Well, I think au pairs are like you are one step above a stripper. You need to get here and get a green card and shit, and usually, like, the Eastern European chicks will just go be, like, the dance class dancers.

But if you have a little bit of morals, you, like, try to... Because of the foreignness of it, I always thought au pair was a step above a nanny. Yeah, me too. Like, oh, you're an au pair? Oh, yeah, yeah. But I guess... Well, so nanny, to me, means you don't live in the house.

Like, au pair is, is like you come live. And I think that usually inherently is. It's a really deep stuff though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I think so too. Well, wait, let's see. I think the nanny, like my nanny is a woman with her own family and her own house and shit. I think au pairs are beneath everything.

So you think that's higher up than the woman who lives in. But she's probably, I don't know what they compete. I think live in is either you're like an au pair for like uh fucking celebrity yeah in that case you're probably yeah the top top dog or you're like young and need a place you know all tegan secrets yeah yeah the bodies are fucking buried bro literally in her case i'm going to rank them purely off physical uh yeah who do you think the hottest uh just you know what's the word uh stereotypes all pairs are hot nannies are gross old women who have like six kids like you said of their own so they're used to

taking care of kids so they're good at it all pairs are like let's get a piece of tail to just like wheel them around every now and then my nanny is um fresh off the boat from ireland uh shipped one years ago now. No, no. She came over when she was 18. Oh, okay. And then when we were moving out of the city, she happened to be transitioning out of a family who was like the kids were getting too old. And like this Irish woman like literally fell into my lap, which is like, you know, that's like unbelievable. She's like a second mom.

That's like gangs she's like a second mom and like when when uh that's like gangs in new york shit when i found out when people found out that she was our nanny they were like they were it was like a free agent steal they were like you got xyz like holy shit like how did you do that because yeah because like yeah usually when you know you have a family you have a family that's it you're trapped so not. Not trapped. You're there. You're under contract. Sure. And she was transitioning out right as I was transitioning in. And shout out to this job, which was the fucking point of so much contention in my life. But it was like a listener of our show knew his mom was like the head of the kindergarten,

was like the principal. And then so she knew all of the different nannies and stuff and set it all up. Bam. How many points did her accent get you? Yeah like a ton she's got the brogue yes but my brother fucked an au pair and she was hot so I remember that I remember that was way back in the day she was a

is that Brandon Clancy? white blonde chick who definitely had an accent from somewhere and I remember I was a little too young it was probably when he was And I remember I was a little too young. It was probably when he was like 18 and I was 14 maybe or something like that. And I don't think I picked up what was going on. And then like a little later in life, he was kind of like, yeah, fuck that chick.

Sick. Totally wrong. You guys play video games? Yeah. We were smashing. I took a red eye in here, you know i slept all day and then i watched like 90 episodes of that m night shamalan movie servant and this is all because like it's all about a woman who comes and lives a weird ass show yeah it's wild do you like it i don't know i think it's a bad

you're 90 episodes in yeah i spent like eight hours watching it i'm still undecided it's a bad show but i'm like i want us it's mamalan, so you're just waiting for it. I hate that he made a show because the whole point of M. Night Shyamalan is to see the end. So he's got me now. I'm fucked. I'm going to have to watch this until I die. That was a weird show where I was convinced that it got me. That's still the thing with Shyamalan?

The twist? Well, he hasn't really done much to tell us otherwise. It's always like, if it's not a twist, it's always like a mind bender. It was like the evil person is the wind or whatever. Wasn't it? Yeah, I think that movie was a bad rap. The trees are bad. Happening is literally the worst movie.

I only saw it once, and I remember I saw it in Newport Island. Truly genuine. The Jane Pickens Theater. I remember walking out and being like That wasn't so bad How high were you? And like The trees are bad man I saw it early on

Oh the wind was And then like I Probably the first night I was like Probably a big Wahlberg face for me There's a scene with Wahlberg

And I was like I love that Wahlberg called it I remember that What? Wahlberg told the world That when he was signing it M. Night Shyamalan Was like

You're never gonna have to touch a gun again. Like after this, you're going to be like an acclaimed actor. That you won't be doing action scenes. You'll never touch a gun again. And then he did. And he told that on the red carpet. He was like, and he said, he was like, he was like, so I said like, okay. Sure thing, dude.

When probably he was like, okay, you know. But then. I don't know. I feel like he couldn't get back the guns faster that was also the way he yeah he was like give me all the guns i don't want to do a dog shit movie like that ever again but he fucking that movie you know why it got a bad rap is because m night shamalan made so many movies with crazy twists that this twist was like was a bad the wind bro yeah we're talking about the wind that was that this twist was like the wind, bro.

We're talking about the wind. That was a heat check. That was like he can make any twist, anything. What did he do to earn a heat check? He had one hit, right? Unbreakable. Unbreakable Shyamalan? Yeah.

That was the first one. And then it was the Sixth Sense. That really broke it. Signs was big. Signs was a big one. Signs is where people started going. The Village was, I think, when he started to. The Signs and Village. The Signs people were like, I like Signs was big. Signs was a big one. Signs is where people started going. The Village was, I think, when he started to... The Signs and Village.

The Signs people were like, I like Signs. I'll write aliens. The water kills them. The water kills the aliens. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I actually liked that one. Signs is okay.

That's what we all hope happens with the real aliens. Something we have like, Red Bull kills them. Something that we just have. I mean, that, in a fake fucking, we don't know really, right?

But it would make sense that if you came to a new planet that like something on the planet could kill you. But how dumb were those aliens that they came to a planet that was like 70% water or whatever? What, I guess you wouldn't know yet. And that's their like fucking, they melt? Yeah, but that means they're dumber than us.

Yes, yes. We know water gives us life. That's the thing. How could you have gotten here if you were dumb enough? You're smart enough to get here, but you're dumb enough to think not to. That's where people started poking holes. And then the village came out. I like the village.

The village looked like creepy as fuck with those red things. I like the twist in that one. The twist in that one was like, I think it was okay. So those are the three ones. We're like four or five deep now. I think I've always thought Shyamalan only had one. But that's the point. He built a house.

He built a house, and then he comes out with the wind movie, and it just topples. The house of cards comes down, and people are like, I'm done with Shyamalan. The new one time, people, right? Or is it Beach? What is it called? Elevator.

There was one with an elevator, too. By the way, real quick, this was my favorite scene from The Happening. We're not assholes! I just remember everybody yelling that after The Happening. Who's that actress? Zoe Deschanel.

They got some decent names. we're not assholes. I just remember everybody yelling that after the happening. Who's that actress? Zoe Deschanel. Oh, wow. So they got some decent names, but old looked like the... I actually still want to watch that on purpose because I think it looks like the worst movie ever. Oh, see, I think it looks great. I think all of M. Night's movies look fantastic. Did you see one of the devils in the elevator?

Never even heard of that one. I forget what it was called. Hell, maybe, even? Just something as simple as that, but they're all stuck in an elevator, and one person's the one. I forget what it was called. Hell, maybe, even? Just something as simple as that. But they're all stuck in an elevator, and one person's the devil. And I don't remember who it was, but the only reason I remember the movie is because the chick who played the hot chick in Mad Men, Christina Hendricks, her dorky-ass husband, I think, was the devil. Her actual husband?

Her real-life husband, who your head would explode. Google that guy right now. Say it again? Christina Hendricks' husband. I can't remember the guy's fucking name. She's the chick with the huge bombs, right? Yes. Just the absolute like.

Jeffrey. Yeah, he's the Schnozberries guy. The Schnozberries dude? Okay. Yes, the Schnozberries dude from Super Troopers. He's like the bad guy? He's the devil in this movie, I believe. Yeah, he was just called devil, by the way.

Yeah. He did Glass. He did Lady in the Water. He got to do Christina Hendricks. Oh, and this was after all this, but he did Split. I thought that was good. Yeah, it's really good. So Split, Unbreakable.

I'm in on M. Night Shyamalan. The Visit was a creepy one where the grandma was trying to kill the kids. And then he wrote Stuart Little. He was in on Stuart Little. Where is that? He's like, oh, and by the way, Lady in the Water was a weird one. I never saw that. Lady in the Water.

Forgot about that one. Did see that. I think also the Unbreakable shit is still going, right? That universe is still happening. Yeah, I think the last one was a pretty big time. That was the big twist at the end of Split was that Bruce Willis turned around. Well, they did all three. That one came out, too.

And then what was after that? I don't think that one was very well received. Oh, I didn't even know those were sequels to that show. That one with McAvoy and Samuel L. Jackson. Yeah, I think that was Glass. Glass was after that. Glass was after that. All of them?

Yeah. Yeah, that one came out. I don't think it was very good. Well, this Servant show pretty much, unless, I mean, it better blow my fucking socks off at the end. I've invested this much time. I buried myself. I kind of fell off of it, but I do remember thinking things were so weird that I started

to think that, oh, this is not real. This is in somebody's head. And then it was just like, no, this is actually happening. And I was like, okay, now we're. So this one. Yeah, no, it's all. You really got to suspend disbelief on this one. Yeah.

And it's a lot of violins going like. Yes. Yeah. And you're just like, I hear that noise in my brain. But if you're looking for a little creepy shit, I just watched Archive 81. What a bag of fucking cum that was. That movie sucks. Oh, that's a movie or a show? Terrible, a Netflix show. I had to wait for the next word after bag of cum.

I don't know. I was like, what's worse? That could be good or bad. Yeah, I don't know. I was like, bag of shit? No, not even a bag of old cum. It makes it tough. Yeah, bag of cum is good.

Well, I don't know. Either of them. Depends whose cum it is. I mean, you could be like the chick who wanted a bag of Drake's cum. Yeah, also depending on how big the bag is. A condom of cum isn't such a big deal. If you got a bag of cum from an NBA player, wouldn't you give it to, like, your sister and your cousins?

How long... I tried to solve this mystery on my podcast. How long does cum live? So I thought that it was, like, AIDS or blood, sort of like when I touched the air. I thought it was, like, a vampire. Yeah, no. You looked this up.

Do you remember? No, I don't remember this. Because we were talking about the great thing. Oh, you actually figured it out. It was, like... It's long... It's longer than you think. Also, I don't remember this. Because we were talking about the great thing. Oh, you actually figured it out. It was like... It's long... It's longer than you think. Also, you can come on a pussy, and they can get in there and keep going.

Oh, I don't like that. How long does... I think that's why my mind stays inside, because I'm so repellent of making... I lose my debit card four times this past year. I can't wait to have a kid. And I don't walk around, and women look at me and go, that's breeding material. You know what I mean?

Ejaculated sperm remain viable for several days within the female reproductive tract. So that's when it's inside. Fertilization is a da-da-da. But yeah, like after... In the outside. Outside can be a few minutes. Yeah, but it says a few seconds to a few minutes.

But theoretically, that chick could have got in that bathroom, got that cum, and started, you know. I wonder if it could have been sealed off in there, too, and it lasted longer. Yeah, tied off and fucking. Did you know that we just recently discovered that sperm doesn't swim, that it spirals? Isn't that the same thing? No, apparently not.

Apparently, like, it's going to change the way, like, for people who are, like, doing IVF and all that kind of shit. Like, learning that they do it this way. Okay. But isn't that, like, saying, like, the breaststroke is not swimming, it's the breaststroke? Yeah, but think about that. It would be like, you know, you do different distances or lengths or whatever based on that. True, yeah.

I just thought that was kind of cool. Their corkscrewing their way to there. It's like a bullet. Yeah. You fire bullets. That makes sense. You fire it out of your dick. Usually you fire blanks, but...

So now all the... It's a nomenclature. All those fucking high school videos need to update their animations. Yes, that little... That little is not true. Yeah, not happening. Which makes sense.

I feel like that's how you would get in. Yeah, that's true. Side to side doesn't do it. You gotta... As soon as they did that, a bunch of animators were like, oh, we gotta change everything. get in. Yeah. Side to side doesn't do it. You got to... As soon as they did that, a bunch of animators were like, we got to change everything. Back in the lab.

That's why they call it screwing. Is he calling you? What's up, Cheeto? I'm on the podcast right now with Josh Potter. How you doing? Tell that son of a bitch. He says tough loss. We're going to get into that in a minute.

You're a phony Chiefs fan. You're a phony Chiefs fan. You're on speaker now. Just because you and Travis Kelsey is 69 doesn't mean you're a Chiefs fan. Don't lie to the people. You just signed Eric Eberfluss, who's a bust if I ever fucking saw one. Eberfluss is going to be great. He's never been a head coach, and he needs an opportunity to work with some young people.

He's going to be amazing. He's going to be an Eber bust. Wait, why are you a Chiefs fan? Why aren't you a Bears fan? Because him and Travis Kelsey make out. He knows I'm a Bears fan. Wait, why are you a Chiefs fan? Why aren't you a Bears fan? Because him and Travis Kelsey make out. He knows I'm a Bears fan. Oh, okay. I went to the game and was rooting for my team

because my team is no longer in it. Just like yours, Josh. Your team's no longer in it. Oh, brutal. We will talk about that in a minute. I'm surprised you haven't killed yourself yet. Thanks for picking up on FaceTime while I was on stage, though. I got a huge pop.

Yeah, I was just going to say, I was just going to say, how many more bones do you want me to fucking throw you And I'm getting a call on the other line from Travis Kelsey Oh I bet you are You got to set up your date spot I'll hit you when we're done Yeah I'll talk to you later That was

I mean I don't want to bring it up But we're going to That was one of the worst losses No but here's the thing I mean I've suffered through such awful that it's like now it's like triumphant losses do you know what I mean I completely agree with that

this all feels good but it's like I want more obviously but this all feels good I think of it almost because now you're gonna have like the we're just like getting there you know what I mean I'm sick of like I was 20 years. You fuckers beat us in the division. Just keeping us down where we had nine and seven, eight and eight, six and ten, whatever.

You know what I mean? Like just for 20 years. I would look. Obviously, it's a little different because Mahomes ain't exactly Brady age level. But I would look at it comparable to when we did the exact same thing to the Chiefs in the AFC championship. It's like, all right, we've arrived. Yeah.

You know, like Brady's on his way out. It's very Jordan over the Pistons sort of thing. Like you got your first hurdle. That wild card game, the fact that we had seven perfect drives and just demolished Bill Belichick, that was enough to get me through the offseason. Honestly, that was my Super Bowl for now. Unless you catch a fluke where it all just clicks,

and that's obviously, you'd love that. If you're doing it methodically and correctly, you've got to get over your chiefs. You've got to get the Pats like skeletons out of your hair. And you know that. Did you know this? And then the next step is the championship, and then the next step is Super Bowl.

Before we went to the four Super Bowls, we did the same exact pattern. We went to the AFC Championship two years before, lost. Then we went to the divisional round, lost. Then we went to four straight Super Bowls. So it's like time is coming. What was the final last AFC Championship? I don't remember. I don't remember.

Was it close? It wasn't close. It wasn't close. They smoked us. Okay, so yeah. And we beat them. So when we played them on Sunday Night Football this season, week five or something like that, we smoked them in Arrowhead.

Yes, yeah, yeah. That was when they were real down, too. Yes, that was when people were like, are they frauds? You know, that kind of thing. The Chiefs were just like quietly like, okay. I'm praying the Bengals. I don't want them to even go to three superbowls in a row and approach the four in a row because then it might come down to us eliminating them next year

i don't like that yeah i want the bangles to win so bad i think in terms of storylines when you have such a bad team like the 13 seconds thing makes more sense than just a regular two minute drill because the bills when the mets are up by 10 in the ninth, people are like, you can turn it off. I'm like, I'd rather be up by one because then you're just winning a game and you might lose a game, whatever. Now there's potential for historic meltdown. Yes. And that's what we usually do.

So I don't like to have big leads. I don't like to be in really good shape. I knew. I said this. I'd rather be in normal. I don't like freedom. This is just a true fucking prisoner mentality

abuse type shit. When we had 13 seconds left, I go, I'm so glad we're in the lead because they'll probably tie it. Did you genuinely think that? I did. Because I do think that way,

but I was like, I think they're safe. No, I mean, when it comes to the bills, I go, I just, I mean, we saw so many walk-offs

to this weekend where it's like yeah yeah I didn't trust it and and then I was on stage by the way during like I had to go on stage is it on tv or no well I put they made them put the screen behind yeah and I did the entire fourth quarter and overtime which took an hour I did that and then I did an hour of comedy and I drank like 10 beers I was on stage for like fucking, fucking Aries Spears time. Yeah, dude, I just did, like, fake play-by-play. I'm going to put it out, actually, on my Patreon. It'll be, like, a special because it's going to be long.

Were you headlining? Yeah, in Milwaukee Improv. They had just had the – I was with Annie for the first four years, and I headlined Sunday. And the Saturday night game – There's a market there, by the way. You should, like, do that on purpose during the football season or something dude i i mean it was a lot of fun like yeah it was a lot of fun i want to do that on my patreon that's like my dream for my

patreon yeah it's not easy you gotta go to cities and do it yeah no i but i feel like i i like thrive in that kind of thing and so i'm gonna definitely put it out but um how much talking were you doing a lot i mean i was like there was commercial i'm just like i don't even remember what i was And so I'm going to definitely put it out. How much talking were you doing? A lot. I mean, I was like, there was commercial. I'm just like, I don't even remember what I was talking about, but I was talking constantly. And I feel like streaming into a void for the entire quarantine. See, that is the hard thing.

We do a lot of live streams, and there's a ton of silence. People kind of just sit down. Oh, dude, I watch your your streams your electric chair streams and stuff i'm so jealous i wish i had people to do them with because i'm alone doing this and i'm just rambling i'm talking about everything electric chairs when you watch a man like go crazy that's yeah i'm alone and i mean these people watched me on stage collapse basically i was doing rally shotguns to i like 10 beers and then did your show yeah dude i don't even remember my set and they were like you did another hour after the game that was crazy and you did like your material i did my i did my act after the game i'm like well here we

go yeah yeah that tiktok that girl is dancing yeah exactly i did two fuck yourself i shotgun two beers after i go we have to do a reset, and then I'll do comedy. And so I shotgun two beers in a row, and then I go, hey, I just went straight into my act like nothing happened. I'm like, just play along exactly like nothing happened. That game, you know what? I don't really think it's getting talked about enough because it was all like the Holmes dick sucking.

That was all made possible by the fear of Tyreek Hill yeah because they didn't want to kick to him like those sort of things are like now they wouldn't even throw the ball to Revis's side and it's like things where it's like you you you start to act goofy because you're afraid of someone but it was like pick your poison well rumor is starting to come out that the call was sent in from on high mcdermott said squibbett and whether that was not related to the special teams coach or the kicker he decided to go against it because i mean squibb is you're giving him good field position i feel like it's automatic time off the clock it is yes it's like you know like three seconds yeah i know and i guess that makes the difference because they were running

up and they barely touch back is the worst case scenario because there's no time off the clock at least kick it to like the five if you're gonna bomb it and that way they have to return it for a couple of seconds yeah right and kill some time yeah but a touchback was the dumbest perfect fucking thing that you could have done but well in hindsight but it was also like i mean tyreek hill had just ripped off 60 yards. No, and I get that too, yeah. They were kind of damned if you do, damned if you don't. And if they played the way that they played,

it doesn't matter what field position they were in at all. They were going to grab 30. We said this the other day, and it sounds like one of those things like when you're watching sports with your girlfriend, but it's like I still haven't gotten a really good answer. When anybody plays a two-minute drill they just always just chew chew up the field yeah and it's like why don't you always do that maybe the defense is playing a certain way and giving you those those yards or whatever but it's like everybody always scores at least a field goal so just do that always just play that way always i think

there's an aspect of preempt. I don't know. It does not make sense to me at all. It seems to always work. Whenever you need points, you get points. And maybe that's just because I watch my team, which is a good team. I've watched the Jets plenty of times just go fucking. That was the remarkable thing about this game, though, was we came back and we kept scoring. It doesn't usually happen.

No, I was thinking usually like, usually when you get, you know, you blow your load. Yeah. And Josh Allen was like, all right, I'll go back out there and do it again. I can't believe how. And I think he would have just kept doing it. I will say this for the record, and I've said this plenty of times. When we were talking about drafting Josh Allen, I used to get high and watch Wyoming games and bet on him and stuff when I was just, like, living in Buffalo because it was West Coast.

And they'd be on the ESPN Plus app. And I'm like, we're going to draft the guy from Wyoming. I know. What the fuck? And I was like, I will throw myself off the U.S. Bank building if we draft Josh Allen. And now I'm like – But he's so good.

The second we took him, I said, you are my new god. I didn't choose you like someone would choose a god. So here we are. I have to live and die with you. And he's been electric, and I love him. Man, I would have loved the Jets to do that. I would do that with anyone. When E.J. Manuel got drafted, I did the same.

I was like all about it. When E.J. Manuel got drafted, he was in the first round. It was, I think, 13th. When E.J. – because I was at FSU for Manuel and Ponder. And when both of them got drafted, I was like, I could be a pro scout because I watched them play for four years and I could go two years, whatever it was. And I could tell you that both of these guys are shitty quarterbacks. Gino Smith was in that draft too.

But Gino was, like, balling out for, like, 600 yards at West Virginia. Yeah, neither of these guys, neither Ponder nor fucking EJ Manuel ever live up. Gino's still in the goddamn league. Yeah, like Geno's not good, but like – He started a couple games. He's a football player, you know. Yeah, yeah. It's like Josh Johnson.

That guy, every time he starts a new game, it's like, let's see that fucking CVS receipt of teams he's been on. Usually we don't talk much sports, but did you see see I was tweeting about it a couple days ago The story about Sonny Liston firing the gun At Muhammad Ali I briefly saw the video It's one of the wildest stories

Is this an old story? I was going to say There's a video But the video is a movie reenacting it. So the video is not real, but the story is real. And so in the video, Muhammad Ali is at the casino, and Sonny Liston is playing on a blackjack table or something, and Muhammad Ali is kind of getting held back,

and he's like, you're a bum, you're a bum, you won't take the fight, you're a bum. And he just pulls it out, and he's kind of doing it like this. Like, bow, bow, bow, bow. Does he fire it? Yes. Oh, wow. And he just pulls it out, and he's kind of doing it like this. Does he fire it? Yes. And the crowd, the casino's going wild, and then he goes back to the table, and everyone's kind of frozen, and he points it at himself and pulls the trigger and reveals

his blanks, and then just kind of shrugs. But he's shooting blanks in the air, so it's making noise. But it's not in the air. It's like Wild What theater? It was a casino He should have put it to his head Yeah right

But it's like I don't think there was any charges Or anything You had never heard it I had never heard it It's like Could you imagine today If like

McGregor And pulled out a gun on Khabib And it was blanks Every politician would be tweeting about it I started a book That I never finished reading At the very start of the pandemic Called The Murder of Sonny Liston, Las Vegas Heroin and Heavyweights

Very good book I probably would have been in there if I finished it I never finished it Yeah he got caught up Whatever did happen to him. I think he got murdered. Because he took a dive, right? Yeah.

Yeah, he was known for taking the dive. But it was like... The craziest thing in that book from where I'd gotten to was that when he was coming up, when he was growing up in Vegas, the police used to arrest people. And the arrest charge would be NOS. And it would be N-word on the strip. Oh, my. And it was just a black dude on the strip, and they'd write NOS. They weren't pretending it was anything else.

Oh, yeah. They had that in Jersey, didn't they, where it was like white man standing, black man walking, something like that? It was in Jersey, like in Camden. It was like if there's a white guy standing. Or, no, it was black guy standing, white guy walking. That was the thing to look out for. Not on all the cameras, because if it was a white guy walking, he was probably going to buy drugs from somewhere or or had just bought those.

And if it was a black guy standing, he's selling drugs. That's crazy. Some racist action. Shit, man. So what's good? You're out in LA, right? Yeah, dude. I've just been on the road Oh wait, real quick before we even get into all that

Randomly, one of our guys Dana Beers was talking about drinking more water and this dude on Twitter jumped in and said that he said be careful I used to drink 3-4 gallons of water a day and basically depleted my entire body of electrolytes needed to

go to the hospital and i like it fucked me up for a good like half a year where he was like he had an iv drip of sodium water's dangerous and i and i remember you you guys didn't you guys kill that chick that wasn't us oh i think you were part of that one i don't know that's not california right that was in seattle i guess it was maybe you were saying you stopped doing all those because of that girl. You used to do all that shit, right? We used to do all that. We actually did one with coffee where it was like, don't break the seal. It was the Hold Your Weep thing.

So to paint the picture better. I'm like, no, that wasn't us. When radio stations would do like, there was one infamously out on the West Coast. It was like, who can drink the most water? And this woman drowned herself by drinking too much water and that was the end of radio stations doing all the way along yeah and like nobody would ever even sign up like now i don't even know how you would get people we used to do listener bullshit all the time like i almost killed listeners like six times the things that people would do for just like

two tickets to like Metallica. Oh my God. When the bills were dog shit, I had two guys swimming. Like there was, this is really fucked up this contest. There was a, in the Niagara river,

a missing like woman was found and all her body parts were found, but her head wasn't. No. So I took a bunch of Barbies and I ripped them up and I threw them into the... Like size or little ones? Little Barbies. And I threw them into this offshoot of the Niagara River

and I put one head in there and I go, first guy to find the head gets the tickets. That was the contest. And so all these listeners jumped into the thing. I'm not a lifeguard or anything. No one's watching to make sure they're not drowning or getting taken into the actual Niagara River. And you wouldn't have even really known. It's not like you counted, like, okay, we have 36 people.

Let's make sure 36 come out. Oh, yeah, I know. Someone could have got washed away. They sign waivers, and then you find out these waivers don't do anything. Because that WeForWe thing, they got fucked. Yeah. And of course you signed one. We ended up looking up. think it was 16 million dollars

Yeah 16 million dollars to lose mom Because mom really wanted you to get a Wii None of those people Ever worked in Radio Game Which is probably a blessing for them But Wild

What were Now things like I guess the Hold Your Wii We used to do Don't Break the Seal with coffee though And we actually got a spot We had like Tim Horton sponsor it. Who could hold their coffee the longest?

Yeah, like, people would have to drink a bunch of coffee. And they would stand in buckets. They're holding your pee or your poop. Well, hey, Don't Break the Seal. Whatever happens, happens. But, yeah, it was, like, the last one to not piss themselves. Didn't you get inside of sleeping bags with people? Nude with a dude.

Nude with a dude. Wee with people? Nude with a dude. We for we, nude with a dude. One of the greatest concoctions. I don't remember who came up with the name. It was probably either Jim Curzel or somebody else. You had to do it because no one else showed up? Well, the first time we did it, it was electric. And two people showed up to do it, I think for Motley Crue tickets or something. And again, just buy them for $18.

How much could it be? But so these two dudes got into the sleeping bag together and we had like little rounds to keep it going and we would be like all right rotate so they'd have to do like front to back and like front to front and they were completely naked in the sleeping bag obviously nude with the soap and then we started throwing porn you know just for like shit's and girls boner you know We're throwing dildos and stuff. Would you rather go front to back, back to back, front to front? Well, this is why I'm going to hold my answer because after that one,

the way the guy won, by the way, we were like getting to the end of the show. We're like, someone has to do something here. You guys are a little too comfortable. They were just hanging. They're just chilling. Yeah, we need a winner. And so the one dude started beating off. Oh, my the other guy goes i can't handle that and he like freaked out and got out dude i mean yeah i don't think if i was in there that long that's not doing it

yeah at that point you're pocket committed yeah at that point that's not a guy coming on you if he if he came on he's beating on this fight well they were like face to face there's a guy face to face with you like this close beating off i don't know man, man. Dude, if we've already gone dick to dick, you can kind of get sideways in a fucking thing. If he came on me, then we'd fist fight. Well, that would have been the next. The thing is he's coming on like your dick. If he's shooting it at me. Dude, okay, so this is wild.

I mean, if anyone. It's like spitting on me. We're going to fight inside of... And then I think after we fought and hopefully I knocked him out, would I be allowed to kind of push him out? I like that you're thinking of it as if your child's life is on the line, whereas this guy was doing it for Motley Crue tickets. I was doing it. Honestly, in my head, it was happening for free.

For pride, yeah. This is just an argument we were having. The next time, though, we did it for Metallica tickets. I don't know if this says anything about Metallica or if the contest preceded itself, but only one guy showed up. So I don't want to have a dead bit for the show. So I got in the sleeping bag and I just told him, I go, don't get crazy. You're going to win. Just give me through 830.

Don't get crazy. Don't start. Just give me to 830 so we can fill a segment or two And then you get to get out of here With your fucking ticket Dude Who's the guitarist of Dalga

Kirk Hammett No Lars is the drummer Who's the bassist then Maybe Kirk's Oh bassist is Jose Trujillo You're talking about the old

That's James Hetfield That's the lead singer And guitar player James Hetfield That's something So I was recently I think I just named all the members pretty good yeah that's like the main guy i hosted i hosted mandatory i better know that i know all the old bass james have you lars or kirk hammett robert trujillo robert i said jose my bad so i was reading a thread about

like bands that had a much longer lifetime or bands that like span genres that you didn't even know about I got in a deep hole about the band Chumbawamba because they I thought that was like their one like pop hit song and they just kind of died for that

that band spanned like 30 years they were in a macro communist collective where they just lived together. Dude, they fucking sold. They were crazy, bro. But they were like huge in Europe. They were a British band, yeah. So they were like real.

They were punk for a while. They were grunge for a while. Tub Thumper is like a song for the people like it's like right i get knocked down but i'll get up again it's about like the fucking working class well it was used in like soccer games and stuff i'm sure too so well they sold it to gm gm for a commercial and then gave all of those millions of dollars that gm paid them for the commercial to companies to fight GM. Wow.

That's wild. They really fuck it. And the reason I'm thinking of all this is they have a song, it's kind of hot, called The Torture of James Hadfield. And that was a song about how in Guantanamo Bay, they were using Metallica songs to torture members. That would be like, that was my torture for almost 18 years, hosting Mandatory Metallica.

I had to play two songs at night at 10pm every night for my entire life for a while there. To the point where people thought I liked Metallica I was upset. I'm like, no, I just host the show. You got that radio blood in you, like old-fashioned radio. No, I was in it for a while.

If we could, I wish I could do music in a podcast. Be like're gonna take a break and like here's a new song that i found or like a throwback it was fun like incorporating queuing up songs it's cool yeah like talking up songs yeah it's fun and doing it like smooth was such like a thing where i like prided myself on it i don't i'm so rusty now i wouldn't be able to do it but like I got good at it Kirk Minahan you know him he's on our network he once did a whole podcast of

those I think he called them lead ins or something yeah talk ups yeah talk ups he hit the post that's what it's called he's called hit the post and it was just an hour of him doing it like 50 times in a row because I think he says he has like the greatest internal clock in the world where you can put on any song and he knows exactly how many seconds you have until like the beat drops or the

lyrics start. Cause or if you work in a top of the charts in 1983, a little diddy called like blah, blah, blah. And then it would be like, and he just did that for a full fucking hour. Dude,

if you do, if you do it long enough to like, you're playing, let's say in a calendar year, you're playing like the same 30 in a calendar year, you're playing the same 30 songs pretty much. And then the ones that are the gold standards, you're playing them all the time.

There are songs that I can't even remember who the artist or what the song is called, but I can talk up the intro because I remember exactly when the guy is going to start singing. It's a little different now because there's no underground music, but I used to love being the guy's gonna start singing it's a little different now because everything there's no like underground music but i used to love being like the guy who finds a song first no that's the thing there is but we i don't know like everything is so active in terms of how we find things like

you have to click on things to find them now there's no like passive listening like the radio you could oh yeah and you're stumbling around you just find something yeah that was the fun of it like we would do crazy wild shit and then people would call in and be like what the fuck's going on you know what i mean like because they would just find it right there's nobody i mean like people stumble across the podcast you put on a lot uh i'll put on a playlist maybe that shuffles around nobody's coming in the middle of this conversation going like oh what the fuck is this well that's why i you know there's always, it's kind of dead now. I feel bad for the next generation. You know, when you stumble upon a movie on TNT,

right. Or you put on the radio and you're like, it's my favorite song. Cause it's like, you might not have heard that song that day until this exact moment. And you get a little like, you know, or I,

I stayed in the car for an extra minute, letting that song finish because I can't, you know, that's, that's gone. And I buy everything at your fingertips now forever. I find myself watching and consuming less things because I don't. That's gone. I've got everything at your fingertips now forever. I find myself watching and consuming less things because I don't know what to

pick for myself. I wish it was like thrusted upon me where I'm like, oh, I only have 24 channels. Everything's an infomercial except, you know, green fried tomatoes or whatever the fuck it is. You do get the choice overload. Yeah. I'm not going to make a choice. I'm just going to watch a show I'm comfortable with because that makes me peaceful. Have you ever done the shuffle on

Netflix? No. My dad the other day, it was insane. It's for insane people. It was crazy. I wish it worked. It'd be cool. It'd be cool if they knew you and were like, here's something based off of your shit. It's a 10% match and shit.

Did this bring me to another person's Netflix? I don't even know the side of Netflix. I didn't know this was here. We were sitting there, like, a whole family, right? Everyone's sitting there.

We're fucking on our phones. It's not, we had Seinfeld on TV. And no one's, like, super paying attention, but no one's not paying attention either. It's Seinfeld.

And he's never seen it. And I don't know if, like, he felt bad because he's never seen it or whatever. But, like, you could see him start kind of, like, jittery

and he's like, alright, does anyone want to watch something else? And everyone's like, nah, this is fine. And he's like, we've got to put something else on. And he just grabs the remote, and he's like, what else do you guys want to watch? And we're like, dude, we were fine with that. We don't really care. And he's like, well, pick something.

Seinfeld. I picked Seinfeld. And he's like, nah, that's not right. And then he just hits random. And at that point, I put my phone down. I was like, really? Literally anything but Seinfeld is your choice? What did it come up with?

So it gives you, it doesn't immediately play. It's not like the movie Start starts. It's kind of like season one or some shit Where you have to pick it then No it's like in a box And it's kind of starting But there is still a next button Okay And then we did next for a while

And I was like You know what let's go to the bar Like this is It was just like It was random shit Popping up What do you think Like the episode of Seinfeld

Like I think he was watching TV And he didn't want to watch Seinfeld But also couldn't make a fucking choice About what he wanted to watch So we just ended up watching. I don't know what our next play was, but TV ceased at that point. I was like, all right, we're watching nothing.

Dude, I had a funny moment with my mom and dad on TV recently. So every Saturday I bring my kids over to their house, and my dad is happy to play with them, but he also wants to enjoy a Saturday where he watches bad movies. So I want to say... Fuck. I don't know what movie it was, but, like, there was some violence and sex in it and bad.

It was a, you know, R-rated movie. I can't remember what it was, but it was pretty, like, you know, it was not a good movie and just, like, a lot of gratuitous shit. And so my mom was like, Tim, Tim, you know, like, turn the TV off. And he turned it off. And then, like, we go to another room. We're playing.

We come back, and the TV's on again. And she's like, can you turn it off, please, the kids? And it, like, kind of kept happening. And she was like, how many fucking times am I going to have to tell you this? You know? And he was like, I don't know what to tell you. I'm not putting it on. And she was like, okay, yeah, really?

Like, is it just magically happening? Like, ten minutes later, we're all hanging out, and the TV just popped on. And I don't know what the fuck it was. I don't know if it was a goddamn ghost. I don't know if someone was sitting on a remote or something. But I was like, vindication! Like, Dad, run up the score on this bitch!

Tell her! Show her! It was amazing. You know what would be a fun podcast, or not podcast, but just an interesting game to play is to look at people's Netflix front pages. Oh. I mean, they're so different when you look at what's recommended for you. Yeah, because have you ever been to a black guy's house and looked at his Netflix?

You're like, this Netflix exists? Yeah. It feels like you're in a different country. It's like, this is old Netflix. Dude, I did that with Pornhub once. Yes. I was going to say, porn's the same way. I was on Pornhub once. Yes, I was going to say porn's the same way. I was on Pornhub in Portugal, and it was like,

because what's being watched around you or whatever is all American. And so it was porn there. You know what's got to be wild? Pornhub in Germany. Oh, it's all shit. Or maybe it's the opposite. Maybe it's like romantic love because they're just so fucking – Porn to them is like intimacy.

I got to try that next time I'm overseas and see what the – Yeah, because the porn – I don't do like around me. I don't like to – I don't want to know around me who's jerking to what. I don't want to know some guys like in the hotel doing the same thing. Yeah, no, I mean – Does it give you like – I've always said the recommended for you on Pornhub is a real look in the mirror where you've got to...

I don't want to see that. I don't want to know what I'm... And sometimes I'm like, no! No, that's not me. I do that with Netflix, though, too. Emily in Paris? Definitely not. Get out of here. Algorithm? You don't know me.

There was a time when the recommended for you scared me. And like everything technology-based, it wins you over. Where you're like, ah, you fucking know me. Well, there's a couple things. You're going to scroll. You're going to find something. Yeah, you get me.

I mean, I don't know. I am indiscriminate on like if I get a girlfriend next time, I'm going to have to throw my phone into the ocean, I think, and just get a new one and start over. I don't even want the cloud updating me. Just get a flip phone time i'm gonna have to throw my phone into the ocean i think and just get a new one and start over i don't even want the cloud updating me flip phone yeah because of like because of just like links and nudes and just willy-nilly you just don't want her knowing the real you no i mean like i just don't want her to be upset because like i had a girl my last girlfriend got upset because i was liking other girls' pictures on Instagram. That's a big point of contention.

I was like, she goes, you like that girl's – I'm like, which one? I just like every post. Oh, I see. No, I'm very selective in my posts. No, I go through – That's dangerous, though. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. I mean, you seem to – If you're making that stance, though –

You need to almost flood the market with your likes. Oh, I don't like pretty girls' pictures. But if you ever were so inclined, you'd rat yourself out. That's what I mean. That's why I fucking withhold my likes. You guys out there being fucking hardsluts. Oh, I don't either. I'm a hardslut.

You double-tap, double-tap. Because guess what? Somewhere, back of their mind, they're like, he never likes my pictures. And then one day I like it, they're like, that's actually not my train of thought. But it's supply and demand. I'm not intentionally doing it.

It's just, I don't know. I feel weird if it's like a chick in a bikini. Oh, the only thing I've started liking recently is professional. I'll like group pics or whatever. I do a tip of the cap. I wish I could do a nice little. I do professional likes only. That's a funny video or a podcast promo.

I support the gang. I'm very much in that boat. I'm actually trying to get better at it because I sit there and I look. I'm like, how come I didn't get it? Particularly employees, people we work with. I can't like a picture, like a hot picture you posted. No, no. It's super awkward.

I'll post goofy pics. I'll post group pics. I'll post group pics. I'll like those all day. I can't go around liking bikini pics of people I work with. Here's where the indiscriminate tactic works in your favor, too. If you are so indiscriminate with it, they think, oh, he's just liking everything. So, of course, he liked the bikini picture. It's getting a lot of action on here, and it came up in his feed.

You can also weaponize it and not like a person's, and they're like, he likes everything. Yeah. Except for mine. You can weaponize with a withholding. But wait, you can still see what someone's liking? I can still see one name, the most common name. Well, you know what's a little dangerous is when you see your top stories.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like when the first six little circles are all like hot chicks, it's like. If you were to do investigating, you can see what people are like. My top six, I'm like a fucking dad. My top six is all my family. There's a top six? I don't know. Not top six, but like.

Not top six, but like, you know, all of these, they feed you the ones that you watch. Oh, really? Yes. Did not know that. Yeah, the people, I don't even know if it's watchable. Well, mine is scandalous, I'm sure. I just thought I was following a certain. But also at the same time, Nick, my sister, KFC.

Oh, you texted me and I didn't even realize. It's like, you know, mine's like Pornhub area, this chick I went to high school with, and Jake Bass, obviously. So maybe sometimes shit gets weird, you know? Mine are like two ex-ladies and one I wish was an ex-lady. Two ex-girlfriends? Three people I slept with and a fourth one I wish I did are my top four. Yeah. That checks out.

Yeah. And then it's like my friend, Jacka. It really is just a place to follow or interact in some level with people you've had sex or want to have sex with. Yeah, exactly. And so, I mean, my girlfriend was correct in her fears. interact in some level with people you've had sex or want to have sex with yeah exactly and so i mean my girlfriend was correct in her fears but i feel like i was i mean my my logic is sound well when when when girls pull the like you like the picture you know but when they're like you know i have a bad feeling like about that chick and then you break up and then you fuck that chick and it's

like i knew it it's only because they put that seed in your head well that but also it's like yeah because you're like oh you think the reason you're afraid is because it's like the girl i'm around or the girl i have the opportunities with and shit so then when i'm free to do it it happens or you know if you picked some like obscure chick that i had nothing to do with and and called it and deep down i was like wow i do like fucking fantasize about that chick every night, you know? And then, you know, but it's like, yeah, the like, uh, other girl who like flirts with me all the time, that's super hot.

And the only reason I'm not hooking up with her is because I'm loyal to you. But if I, if I'm a free man, I'm gonna, it's not like you're calling some fucking, you know, crazy shot here. You're, you're, you're saying I'm going to hit the only pin standing. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah. That's the one I'm gonna. It's not like you're calling some fucking crazy shot here. You're saying I'm going to hit the only pin standing. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's the one I'm going to hit. But at the same time, they could plant the seed, and you go, oh, you think I have a shot with her?

Yeah, that too. So then you're like, oh, you're worried about this? Maybe I do have a shot. I should see what that's all about. It was either going to be her or my mom. Which one do you think? And again, not saying that doesn't sting or piss you off or whatever, but it's not like, you know.

It's the same thing with guys. It's like the guy they say don't to worry about or whatever that saying is. But also it's not, you know, it's like. I feel like that's a, did you guys invent that saying? No, we didn't invent it, but I actually thought specifically about that the other day because. You thought about if you invented that one? No, but who did?

Oh, okay. You know, you versus the guy she said not You thought about if you invented that one? No, but who did? Oh, okay. You versus the guy she said not to worry about. She said not to worry about. Somebody out there is that first. It sounds like a fight number. And it's like, that was me. You sure you didn't do it fights? Somewhere deep back in the day.

That brain. You never know with that fucking brain. But like it's – they treat that thing – it's almost like you were like cheating on like mentally or something. And it's like, no, it's almost I almost think it's like a badge of honor, like a plus. It's like I could have been doing this the whole time. And I wasn't because we were in a relationship. Yeah. Now I am.

Yeah. Look at you called a lady. Kudos. What do you want? So before we got sidetracked out in la uh where you were doing uh your mom's house yes and then flying solo yes still flying on tour with annie right i'm doing some dates with her just because it's fun you know like we were like best friends we love hanging out so it's fun to just plus like during covet i have i wasn't on stage

at all so it's like the more reps on the road, the better. Yeah. And even if I'm not headlining, then I can work in front of an audience that isn't mine. Because if I came out of COVID and only did my own crowds, I would get weak and face-fucked. You know what I mean? So I need to go in front of, like, her own and just get bad at comedy. So it's been, like, a really useful thing. And also, we just love hanging out.

You guys are friends for a long time now? Not really. I mean, like, right before like right before covid we started like doing shows together and then like out of it she's like will you just come on the road with me i i know like you're headlining but can you just do gigs with me because it's more fun or whatever i'm like sure yeah i want the gigs yeah yeah and she takes care of everything so it's like easy peasy it's the best can't complain we were talking about talking about recently with Potter about blindness? Wasn't something coming up? Oh, I went in the moat.

What did you say? I fell into a moat. Oh, yeah. Yes. I mean, that's one of the greatest stories of all time. Completely head submerged after falling in the moat. Oh, yeah. I know.

But I thought we had had a conversation about it. I don't remember what. Can I try those on? Of course. I wore my old school. Can I try those on? Of course. I wore my old school pair, too, because now you can see the realness. Do they get stretched out with Kevin? Did you see? No, I mean, those things are bent through battle.

So, I mean, little Kevin and John head won't do anything to me. Everything's very, very small. Let me see if I could text Fidelberg. I actually navigate pretty well without them. Really? Yeah. Oh, I thought you were like... Like in a room I can get around. But as long as there's no medieval defense

mechanisms. I get a bucket of tar jumped on my head. Is it like being blind? I'm blind, but you know on my head. Is it like being blind? I'm not blind, but you know what I mean. Pretty much. Pretty much. Is that possible?

I see tons of blind people in the city. Yes, I don't know how they do that. Okay, but see, that's what I've been wondering. Not bad. That's what I wonder, too. Have they been blind their whole lives? Is that why they can navigate New York City with a stick? I was just thinking about that on the way here.

I'm just at the point of having enough sight where I'm still independent. I don't know how these people... I live near a Braille school, too, which is weird. Like a weird, ominous thing. Yeah, what a chance of that. Yeah, and there's like... I see people walking around and I'm like, I still don't understand the concept of that? Yeah, and there's like – I still – I see people walking around and I'm like, I still don't know – understand the concept of like how you find Braille.

I know. It's like, okay, it's there, but like how do you – you want to try them? Like you go to the hotel and it's like the font's really huge and then you go – you see the font for the Braille is tiny underneath it. It's hard to see with those. Yeah, I'd imagine. Like the thought that – The fact that you texted me is impressive.

Yeah, I got... You texted him? I did. I mean, I got to text... I wanted to just say, yo, dog. How close were you to the phone? I couldn't tell from... No, it wasn't...

I mean, I just knew... I just knew... I knew to go to the top corner, and then I knew if I hit F, fights would have been the first one, so I was just trusting that I hit the F. Oh, you did auto-fill. Yeah.

But... Okay. Like, yeah, trying to find... Actually, it's kind of fucking me up that I wore them F. Oh, you did auto fill. Yeah, but like, yeah, trying to find actually, it's kind of fucking me up that I wore them for a little while now and like, finding the little braille underneath like the fire escape fucking plaque. Yeah. I'm just gonna run my hand around a fucking wall

all day. So do you know braille? No. No, you don't even fucking bother. I'm fucked. I'm not even gonna get a dog. I'm gonna get a stick or something. They're gonna be like, have fun out there. Well, that happened to me downstairs just the other day with a dude. So I've gone back and forth a lot because I think about it a lot because I see so many blind people around, where I do think it would make sense to move to a big city

because if you're in fucking Sheboygan, there's nothing. At least the streetlights here, they beep. You can get Ubers. Yeah get yeah i guess but that's some like fucking sonar shit i'd rather just be like there's nothing around here that i can wander into but then you can't you're kind of confined to your house yeah right you can't drive there isn't i am now yeah that's i guess i mean la i am very i don't drive in la which is like a mortal sin yeah and i just moved there and i said, I'm not going to drive anymore. So I haven't driven a car, probably for the best

in four years. Well, my father, back when I was 16, goes like, it's E-F-K-6. And I just memorized the line. He's like, they're doing line 5 and line 7. Memorize them both. Wow.

We should not be able to drive cars. No. Just humanity as a whole. Blame the long lines at the New York State DMV for me being able to memorize all those lines. Because he was able to see. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I did that, and then my eye doctor said, I'll never take away your independence. He's like, you're not killing people.

You're driving around. I'm never going to take away your – I was going to say. So he kept writing me notes for when I had to re-up, and he'd be like, this guy's chill to drive. Here you go. And so I'd just deliver those and forego the eye test. Oh.

Because I have an eye doctor's note. Who are they to challenge a doctor? He'd be like, this guy can drive. And I'd be like, here you go. That's how you wonder how old people can do it. That's how old people do it too. If you want to forego the eye test, just have your eye doctor vouch for you and write a note. We can all do that.

That's just like having the concussion doctor say you don't have a concussion so you can get back in the game when you have a concussion. Hell yeah. Pump them full of steroids and get back out there. That's what they do with me. So I stopped driving when I moved to L.A., and now I'm confined to Ubers, public transit, and L.A. is beautiful to walk in. I don't know why more people don't do it,

but it does keep me in my house a little bit more than maybe here would. But here is like such a fucking, I would die here. I'm thinking about living here, though. It's kind of interesting. Because of the blindness? Or because of the indulgence? Yeah, no, just the lifestyle. That's a a different story i would be in the gutter yeah i don't know if i can handle it but i have been like now that my podcast is doing well enough i

pretty much go wherever i want i was like maybe i try out in new york yeah because i never fathom living here it always seems scary to be poor here what's scary to be poor anywhere right no i've been poor in buffalo which is impossible yeah no you haven't but here it's like it seemed like space money and it also still seems like you know the apartments are smaller like in la i feel like you get more bang for your buck in terms of like apartments yeah and stuff like that like real it's con it's comparable but like for instance i pay uh in my first apartment in la i paid 9 50 and i had a roommate but he lived upstairs and i lived downstairs and had my own bathroom 9 50 it's crazy double apartment is crazy and like here that would

be like a closet i've had friends who were paying like 1300 to live in a windowless room here yeah no i mean i saw tiktok today of a guy who said he, I don't know if this is true or not, but it was like, I live in actually the smallest apartment in New York City. Is that real? Like, do we know how? Okay, yeah.

Like, you know, it's like a, it's truly a closet with like a sink. I don't even think it has a fucking bathroom or something. It's wild. Yeah, but now that I am doing all right, I look, I'm like, hey, maybe, I don't know. It's fun here. I do like it. I see some apartments like. But now that I am doing all right, I look, I'm like, hey, maybe, I don't know. It's fun here. I do like it. I see some apartments like.

I get that. You're not a West Coast guy, dude. No, I'm not. It's really weird. So get the fuck out of there. But it's kind of fun. Come to New York. But here's the thing.

You're a New York guy, man. It's fun there. It's fun there. Yeah. You just kind of like shed this whole like East Coast, West Coast thing. You're like, this is kind of weird and fun. I don't know. What do you like about it?

You can still be in East Coast. The weather's great. I don't really give a shit. But like, it is nicer to be able to fun. I don't know. You can still be in East Coast. The weather is great. I don't really give a shit. But, like, it is nicer to be able to, like, I don't have to. No, I never go to the beach. I think I've been to the beach once. Yeah, that's my man right there. But I go to, like, a girl's house that lives near the beach,

and it's fun to, like, hear the ocean. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I don't know. There's, like, fun. And, like, I don't know. It's just weird, though. It's beautiful. You go outside, you're like, holy shit. I don't know. It just it's just weird though it's beautiful you go outside you're

like holy shit i don't know it just kind of encapsulates or like enchants you yeah no like i don't know i always say you should come visit you might fall in love what if you start there should be a bar barstool la well we tried and it didn't work oh yeah i remember that guy that's true yeah it would work now if you found the right guys but um it's so much more chill too because like i do like the time difference. That's the thing. That's really what it's fake about. Can I tell you why?

I wake up earlier and go. It's like I've never changed my internal clock. I wake up at, like, 7 a.m. feeling spry. Sometimes I'm like, oh, and it's 10 o'clock. Here, I'm like, it's 6 a.m. I'm up all night here. I'm like the bar just closed. That is definitely a problem.

L.A. is like, but don't you feel like handcuffs on you? They're like, it's 1 a.m. Get home. You're like, all right. You wake up at seven, seven. Like, it's weird. It's so you couldn't do that. No.

So then you know what I'm saying? I was here. I would actually be waking up at one. But here I would be waking up at afternoon always. I never woke up before. I was doing morning radio, but it would kill me. So maybe that was the difference. And then I would never – whenever I had a day off, I'd be like I'd wake up at 3.

I'd wake up at 4. Yeah, that's tough. In LA, I'm waking up. I'm like, oh, 7.30. Wow, look at this. But it's really 10.30. Yeah, that's the thing. I mean I have to – sometimes the very rare times we would travel, it's like, oh at this. But it's really 1030. Yeah, that's the thing. I mean, I have to sometimes the very rare times we would travel.

It's like, oh, man, people have already written blogs. Video's already been made. This topic is off the table. Someone's already covered it. That was tough to go to bed at 3 a.m. in L.A. and the news cycle was kicking up. Yeah, right. And you feel like you're about to miss it.

But then I've just detached myself from all of that chase. Well, it was different at Barstool. Barstool was different because it was like... I've unplugged from that matrix because of not being in radio anymore. That is it. I mean, if you're like in the financial markets and shit, you have to change. Exactly. You have to wake up at like 4am to be ready. Oh yeah, there's agents and shit where

like, it's 3am and they're doing emails. Sure. That sucks. But there's always the allure of like you know you're done by like 2 or you know Monday Night Football doesn't go till midnight March Madness tips off at 9am there's some fun shit there are some

caveats with all of that when I had like an office job for 4 months Monday Night Football starting at 5 was a nightmare I'd be on the subway and they'd be like kick kick off. That sucked. I always heard people enjoy it more, though. No, I like going to bed.

You might miss the beginning, but you're not up all night. I like watching Sunday Night Football as I fall asleep, not like at dinner time. I completely agree with that. But hockey, I fell in love with again because games are at 4 and I can watch all of them and I'm not doing sets during games. You know what's very good about hockey is like playoff hockey when you're doing five overtimes. It's not going to be three in the goddamn way. Oh sure. I mean the

game started four. Yeah. So you're done by seven then you can go out. Right. And then the West Coast game started seven. I do miss like late night West Coast games though. I never watched them because West Coast hockey is fake. It is fake. It's shot from a different angle. It's weird. It was watching it. You're like this isn't hockey But weren't you like

A little kid I remember my aunt Got the NHL network Like when it first came out And I used to just Sleep over at her house And watch NHL on the fly And it was basically

Like Red Zone And then they would have The West Coast games come on And I'd be like This is wild They got colors of teal Sharks The Sharks in particular

Yeah exactly It's a different sport Exactly I was asking Because we were friendly With Logan Couture way back, and we haven't heard from him in a little while, and I was like, is he still doing his thing? He's like, yeah, still very fucking good.

Still like a captain or assistant captain of the team. Wouldn't know it. How about that Evander Kane business? Dude, his quote this morning was fucking all time. So Kane's had a bunch of scandals. I think his wife or whatever it is, she said that he was betting on games. Yeah, she threw him under the bus because he was, like, not giving her enough support, like money and shit.

So she was trying to throw him under the bus for – He was on the Sharks. And then there's something else happened too. Well, then he had a fake COVID thing. Vax card. Yeah, which is a –anedro, I guess. And then they were waiting around to see what kind of team was going to sign him. Edmonton signed him.

Did they really? Yeah. After all of that. Plus, by the way, this is as a Sabres fan, and I used to live in the city in which he lived in. He used to walk out on tabs. He used to fuck you. Really? He had a few incidents with strippers that led to some charges that got dropped eventually. Oh, shit. Wow.

So he's like an all-time scumbag. And there's a rumor, I don't know if this is like Buffalo folklore, he ruined Jack Eichel. Really? He got him on the this and that and they had a little too much fun. I feel like there is so much cocaine

out there. That's what I said. I i go have fun in vegas jack and coke jack and coke i am bitter i'm sorry the um i was gonna say but yeah so this morning at his press conference with he signed with doyle last night and uh they asked about him being a team cancer and he said he said those rumors didn't come from me they must have come from the locker room the buffalo that's bad leadership i thought we were fine and like if you redo those words i think pete blackbird in particular said it great where he said i'm gonna i'm gonna find it because it was such a funny like way to put it he said uh he always has it out with whoever's like the captain i feel like on every team he's been on. He rearranged it a little bit and said,

so I'll read you the exact words. Kane says to say he didn't get along with every team. I'm sorry. Kane says to say that he didn't get along with every teammate in SJ is false. Says leaks of that narrative came from the dressing room, not him, and that's not good leadership. And so Pete Blackburn goes, that rumor that I was a terrible

roommate, that didn't come from me. It came from my fuckhead teammates. We all got along well. That's awesome. Yeah, hockey players don't... They're not scared to fucking throw each other under the bus, I feel like. How about under the bus, Kanye telling

everybody that Pete Davidson has AIDS? That's just funny. That's a move. I mean, that's like five more minutes for Pete Davidson. Everyone knows he doesn't have AIDS. If Kanye said I had AIDS, I would have floated in here. But what's funny. Because it's so preposterous.

My wife has AIDS. It's so preposterous, though. Because he has Crohn's disease, though, I think that Kanye's a little bit mixed up. And, like, I don't think it's just straight up, like, I'm just being ridiculous. I think that Kanye might have been like, doesn't he have that fucking, I don't know, doesn't he have fucking AIDS or something like that? Yeah, exactly. And all of a sudden, Kanye's like, somebody might have said, Pete Davidson has an autoimmune

disease, and the only one kanye knows is fucking aids you're giving him so much credit you're giving him so much credit just because i just think that because there is a disease that he has and he has again you're giving him so much credit i think he just looked at pete davidson he goes motherfucker and he just said that and people are like pete davidson kanye says pete davidson i think i think he just said he looks like. I think it's more about our perception of Kanye. It's like Kanye says, he's telling everyone his age. Kanye made a joke, I bet. Right.

He's making fun of him. He's like, now kids with this AIDS ass have it, motherfucker. It's fucking straight up illegal. You can't. That's so funny that it is. You can't say, I know this for a fact with slander. That is. As STDs is one of them.

Really? Yeah. You can't say like you can't call someone a pedophile um he missed the operative words looks like looks like a yeah that would but maybe he didn't and he got misconstrued it do you ever i would i would i would i mean it's coming from dj academics who's like you know he's a he's a pot stirrer so yeah but also it's one of those it's like the mike tyson the tyson zone where you'll believe any of it. You might see him on stage tomorrow and be like, that motherfucker has AIDS. And now he's going to lean into it for sure.

Did you see Ray J? Props to Ray J being there. I mean, he's like Neil Armstrong, first man to plant that flag. And he's just a cool cat. He's just always been around. Was he pre-Reggie Bush or post? Because maybe I got the order. He was pre, yeah.

Pre-Reggie Bush. By the time Reggie was there, she was like famous. Yeah, I knew who Kim Kardashian was when Reggie Bush was dating her. I didn't know. The latest story was that Kanye flew to Ray J, got a laptop that has a second sex tape, and got rid of it for Kim. And Kim was like- How many millions did he sell? That millions that's not like there was nothing

on there but then anyway ray j's quote was like i've got kids too like you guys gotta stop this like even like when ray j's fed up with the bullshit you guys know i just i just sell a mature one by ray that's crazy i mean i raycon is a proud sponsor of my podcast and i did not know that it was ray j until just now really ray god of my podcast and i did not know that it was ray jay until just now really ray god ray jay oh man i did not know that and i now i'll wear them i have them in my fucking pocket i'm so proud that i mean we were legit like part of the appeal of this is that ray jay likes him like i'm down with that so funny did not have any idea that he was doing that but man god bless him for him to be the mature one right that's what i mean that's what i mean to not put out a second.

I mean, maybe he's sad that that's what he's known for and not his music. Yeah, but I will point you to stuff here. But isn't he Brandy's brother, too? Yeah. We forget even that? Yeah. It's a weird thing. But also, if you're Brandy's brother your whole life, what better to step out of the shadow than to be known for your sex tape?

Mm-hmm. Now that's an afterthought. People are like, Brandy's brother didn't even remember that. Better than fucking killing people like Brandy did. Yeah. Brandy ran over someone with a car, killed him. Yeah? Yeah. What celebrity hasn't? That's how you know.

That's how you know if you're really famous, if you hit someone with your car and it just goes away. You can kill somebody and nothing happens. That's a real test of your fame. Peter Jenner, Matthew Broderick, Dante Stallworth. Dante Stallworth might have gone to jail. Henry Ruggs, not quite famous enough. Killed a dog also, so that really put him behind bars.

He's never coming back after that. It's true. Human, we can do this. Dog, you're dead. That's what literally Twitter was like. They were like, but the dog. It was like, there was a person there too. Let's pop next door and do some ATI.

What do you say? Fuck yeah. So we got the Josh Potter show. That's out when? That's right. The Josh Potter show comes out every Tuesday. It's on YouTube. It's free of charge.

That'll never change. But now I've got a Patreon and doing lots of like on the road content with it. Audio only because it's so much easier to just crank it. You know what I mean? Like I can do it and then put it out. So it's five bucks. That's it. Audio only because it's so much easier to just crank it. You know what I mean? Like I can do it and then put it out. So it's five bucks. That's it. And you get like podcasts every week, like one at least of me and my buddy, Matt, like on the road, wherever he is and wherever I am. And then we do bonus apps and I do bonus shit all the time. So it's just popping off. And, um, other than that, just come see me on the road i'm gonna be doing a run this week

but after that i'm gonna be announcing some dates so stay tuned twitching still or what i haven't really been because everything else has been coming up yeah but uh with this new patreon i would like to like i said do more things like i did with the bills game where i can go like to that city's big event or game or whatever and watch it with the fans and do a whole thing. Fucking love it, man. Everybody check it out. And let's do some ATI. I ask nothing of you.

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