KFC Radio - We React to the Damar Hamlin Fake Punt Call

Episode Date: January 23, 2024

Timecodes: 0:00 Start 00:31 Jason Bourne 19:52 Damar Hamlin's Fake Punt Call 21:51 Damar Hamlin Fake Punt footage: https://twitter.com/Billyhottakes/status/1749451947516559377 27:49 Tranquill squares up after snowball: https://twitter.com/nahthatstufff/status/1749305101456716041?s=46&t=9WZ6v5sFUC4r-uYdsZK8yg 37:35 Drew Walls 46:20 Drew Walls Ball: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgR7SKE3a0U 50:14 Jackie's Coma theory 57:15 Guy who teaches himself how to dance 58:32 Dancing Guy's progression: https://www.instagram.com/p/CzbevdtJnHV/?hl=en 01:17:23 New Youtube Update 01:19:09 wtf is up with Del Taco 01:29:10 Feits has a super strong prostate 01:34:57 Video Voicemails ++++++++++++++++++++++ Gametime: Download the Gametime app or go to https://gametime.co, enter your email, and redeem code KFC for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). Betterhelp: KFC Radio is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://BetterHelp.com/KFC today to get 10% off your first month. SimpliSafe: Save 20% on your new system with a Fast Protect Plan by visiting https://SIMPLISAFE.com/kfcradio. Rough and Rowdy: PPV is available to watch on https://BuyRNR.com with replay available until the following weekYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Rachel Bilson was sitting there, and I, like, freaked out. And I, like, had a, not a panic attack, but just, like, my brain processed it so weird. When you see someone that gorgeous, I was just like, immediately, I was like, not a real person. I was like, wait, who is that? Who is that? Who is that? Rachel Bilson. And she like not a real person i was like wait who is that who is that who's that rachel bilson and she just stood up and she's like hi i'm rachel and i was like i i i'm uh i john i'm john you ran up the subway stairs so i need an hour hour. I was going to say, wait a minute.

I just asked if you need a minute. You said no, but then proceeded to say, I ran up the subway stairs. First of all, why did you do that? Because I was a few minutes late. It's not even, you're five minutes late. Yeah. And also, there's no such thing as late anymore now that we don't do radio. It's like, I don't know know we can record this at 1130

at night if you want to whatever dude I try to do that I was late this morning but you can be 5 minutes late you don't have to run up the stairs of the fucking dude running up the stairs these days

that's a bold undertaking my friend. There are certain things that are just like, I'll be late. I will be late. I honestly don't know when I'll get my breath back. Dude, if I – This whole episode is going to be – Are they doing it with a thirsty dog in there?

Running out of breath at this age is – is yeah that's like it takes 24 hours to recover it takes 24 hours for sure i'll have a pain in my like leg tomorrow yeah you know what the worst thing is i guess you were coming out of the subway if you run outside when it's under like 50 degrees my chest will i will i will develop like bronchitis from just jogging if it's 49 degrees forget about if it's like 20 degrees forget about it people are like oh it's like good to run in the cold like no it's fucking not that was always this is 38 jason born's most impressive skill to me is that he could run in the cold he knew how far he could run in the cold? He knew how far he could run in the cold. Yes. Which is crazy. Someone knows.

I think it's in like the very first it's in Born 1. Yeah. And I still remember seeing it and being like It's like when he knows right because he's like I know how to

It was at this altitude. I know how far I can run at this altitude before my how hard I can run at this altitude full speed before my hands

start shaking. Yes. And I was like that's amazing. That is one of the best scenes ever when he's describing when he's like

I don't know why. I know how I can kill you with that thing. I know how to do this. I know how to do that. And I can tell you exactly how far I can run in this altitude before I can start shaking. I was probably like, what? 13 when that first came out? 2002. So yeah, it's 13.

A movie about just the most badass dude alive and that for real sticks out still. There's a scene in one where they get to like a safe house and he like puts her on the bed and then he just like lays down on the ground. Yeah. Just right on the hardwood floor like this. And he's like, good night. The best.

Am I a big Matt Damon kick lately actually? Oh, that's actually – He is a great candidate for if you could only have one person's movie catalog. I think he's a very good pick. He is. Because he's also made some cameos and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get like the Oceans movies.

The ones he stars in, obviously, but he's also got some little things where he's done some funny shit where it's like, that counts. He's in there. Dude, I watched The Martian two nights ago. Great movie. Great. I was just like, I don't know what it was that I saw of Matt Damon. I saw something and was like, I just want to watch Matt Damon be charismatic as hell for a bit.

And I couldn't think of something else other than The Martian. But I went with The Martian. But that led me to, I finally have an answer for what statistic I would want at the pearly gates. Okay. How much money did I spend on movies that I knew full well I was falling asleep in ten minutes? Well, I can definitely start counting mine now. From now until I'm dead, every single movie I buy.

Like not movies I fell asleep in. If I started it in good faith and was like, I'm going to watch this movie. No, you knew. I was like, I'm falling asleep in like if i started it with in good faith and i was like i'm gonna watch no you knew that like i was like i'm falling asleep in six minutes 349 thank you very much bro i so i bought that fell asleep then i bought that now wait do you go back because you get your 48 hours that one i went back okay so last i rarely when when my one of my biggest pet peeves is when you click buy, and then it says, do you want to play it now? And I'm like, fucking yes, I do.

Who in the world buys it and waits until later? But I guess if you're counting your 48 hours, you're like, wait, we can't start yet. Well, I very recently discovered that those 48 hours where you can watch it still. I thought you had 48 hours to watch the whole movie But if the whole movie played you were out Oh so you fall asleep And I would never go back and watch it It says you have one play and 48 hours to complete it But it's still

I fell asleep so I assumed the whole movie played But I still had it Oh okay so that's a lie I very recently found out Or discovered it seems like I'm primed You still can watch it for 48 hours but I bought that I buy Taylor Swift for Shea

Taylor Swift is $19.99 actually in the beginning it might have been $29.99 I think I bought it like 6 times that I've become a big Taylor fan because I've watched how much Shea loves it and it's just impossible to hate something when your kid loves it that much. What she did with that movie is criminal.

What? Criminal. Like, releasing it for just her birthday, and then I think she re-released it again for Christmas, and then again for New Year's. Just fucking leave it. And then also, I mean, it's $20. I have to rent it for $20 every single time.

Just let me buy the movie. Just let me buy the movie. I'll buy it for $50. But right now I spend like $130. Anyway, you go. I'm sorry. No, then I bought A Perfect Murder last night and then I bought – and I fell asleep again. I don't want to fall asleep.

And I woke up at 4 a.m. and I was like, well, this isn't up for the day. And I was like, I'm going to put on a movie to fall asleep. And I woke up at 4 a.m. And I was like, well, this isn't up for the day. And I was like, I'm going to put on a movie to fall asleep. And one of my recommended movies, because I probably just watched The Martian, was Apollo 13. Bought that. You rented a movie at 4 a.m.? Yeah, I always do movies. That is crazy. John, let me tell you something right now.

And I mean this sincerely. That's the craziest thing you've ever done. No. Why? I mean, it's insignificant, and I mean this sincerely. That's the craziest thing you've ever done. No. Why? I mean, it's insignificant, so, like, whatever. But waking up at 4 and saying, I'm not up for the day. If you wanted to wake up and be like, it's crazy, but I'm going to start movie day right now. Like, I got nothing to do.

I'm in bed. It's the weekend. I'm going to watch movies from 4 a.m. to 4 a.m. Oh, I'm sorry. That was this morning. Even crazier. You rented a movie at 4 a.m. on a Monday morning? That is insane.

That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. That is the craziest thing I have ever heard in my life. You know what's even crazier? There's a world where, like, he wouldn't have told us that. If the conversation didn't go this way way we could have gone throughout our whole lives never knowing that on monday on monday january 22nd 2024 at 4 a.m john rented apollo 13 a movie from 1995 that is fucking insane john gang i gotta tell you i've been doing this for a couple years this is not a new thing by any stretch of the imagination. But you know you're trying to go back to sleep at 4 a.m., right?

Yeah. Why not just put on something? Well, I'm not trying to go back to sleep. I'll get a snack and I'll eat it in bed. And he's eating. I'll be like, I know I'm falling asleep. Bro, I know that there's such a thing as like a midnight snack. People get up and eat and go back to sleep all the time.

But not, I don't wake up, get food, order a movie, and go back to bed. That time but not i don't wake up get food order a movie and go back to bed that's fucking nuts john i get up i get two popsicles and a fistful of turkey and i eat that in bed and then i i always fall asleep but like between if i if there's a four to six window i'm always like i got i'm gonna fall i'll wait back to sleep at four or five no i probably got about a half hour into and you stay in bed apollo 13 yeah you ever thought about not putting a tv in your bedroom if that would change like your life i don't have one in there now and i and i can't decide whether it makes a difference or not really it is like every night i go to bed you know like i i'm not like fucking or i get out of bed in the morning and I'll sit through the TV and I go to bed at night.

I'm sure it's just because of the way I've been trained. But I'll do it some nights. I'll be like – I'm just like – Trey, we've got Jason Bourne over here. I can tell you how many movies I can watch at 4 a.m. on a Monday morning before I fall asleep. There are some nights where I'm just going to sleep and I'll turn TV off. And I'll toss and turn for an hour and a half. Isn't that the worst? And I'm sure I could break the habit.

But it's easier not to. There's got to be a term for that. Like, narcoleptic on the couch. Like, can't fucking stay awake. Get in bed. And I'm like, doom scroll. That's crazy. Why does that happen?

I don't know. I'm sure I could break it. But I will. crazy like why does that happen i don't know i yeah i'm sure i could break it but like i will there again it's not regular but it's probably once or twice a month i'm just going to bed and i will lay there until 2 a.m be like fucking i'm watching a movie bro these are things uh it's a it's a young man's game i can't start a movie at 2 a.m anymore i can't start a movie at 9 p.m it's i mean can't start a movie at 9 p.m. That's a movie I know full well I'm not going to stay up for. Right, right. But see, that's what I kind of –

Midnight, I'm still doing the phone movie. I, at this point, half of a movie experience for me is falling asleep during it. I almost like it. It's like this is going to be good for an hour, and then I'm going to knock out. I wonder, is that a dad thing or is that like – because like when I watch movies, my daddy does it every time. Yeah. And I don't know if it's just like – but you like movies. I don't think you like movies as much as I do.

No. I think you really, really like movies. I like binging shows more than like watching movies. Yeah. And – My dad did still stay awake for all of Oppenheimer though. That's a good sign. But it's a dad movie.

Yeah, it's a very – I mean that is the dad movie. Yeah. I think there's something to do – it's a little bit with age but it is – it's dad blood. Like I think there might just be something with the level of stress that comes where it's like when I'm finally like relaxed. I just – my body is just like – Yeah. I think there might just be something with the level of stress that comes where it's like when I'm finally like relaxed. I just – my body is just like – Yeah. And like if I didn't have kids and worry about shit, that I wouldn't be stressing. I don't know because it's like I'm not that old.

Right, right. But if I didn't have kids, I think I would maybe be more alert because they just suck the life out of you. But I also – I don't have my kids all the time. So it's like that's really not an excuse. There's plenty of times where that shouldn't be happening. But I think once you cross that line, there's something freeing about it. It's like I'm going to fall asleep and I don't care. Like I'm not even going to try to fight it.

It's just going to happen. There would be times where I'd be like, all right, wake up, wake up. Come on. It's like, no, I'm just going to – just leave me alone. If you have like a girl over, are you like just pulling and and doing all that too oh my god dude oh my god yeah no i i remember i remember i've asked you that question years ago where i was like is it gross that i have my the trash barrel in my bathroom is full of food oh my god i was like i was like if you went to a guy's room or apartment, would you be like, what the fuck?

And yeah, not like food, food, like wrappers. Like what? Like string cheese and shit? No, like fucking protein bars and candy, mostly protein bars and candy. You said no to string cheese like it was so horrible. I don't like cheese like that. What, like cold cheese? I never eat just cheese.

Really? Yeah. What about like a charcuterie plate? I'll make like a little Lunchable. You can't just do cheese and crackers? I probably could, but I don't prefer it. Like if it was the only food. You give me like a brick of mozzarella, I'll eat the whole fucking thing.

I buy cheese and I have food for the week. Totally. You're Italian. I eat cheese like a guinea pig. I really do. I'll eat a brick of mozzarella like no problem. When I go to Fiore's, their sandwich is roast beef with fresh mozzarella and I tell them hold the roast beef. Really?

Just to give me a sandwich. I get hot peppers and roast beef on the bread on the bread it's fucking incredible that's crazy because their best their best thing is their they make they have homemade mozzi they like you know it sits in that milk water or whatever the fuck and it's incredible i was like i don't want anything else to cut this taste you know and i'd like their hot peppers so just fucking load up on the cheese and they're always like that you just want the cheese i the cheese. And they're always like, you just want the cheese? I'll put more on.

They give me extra. I'm like, this is what I want. Dude, let's get back to it. 4 a.m. 4 a.m. Bro, the other morning I tweeted I was watching San Andreas at 7 a.m. That's even crazier

because do you stay – what's the earliest you'll start a movie that you'll watch the whole way through? So you watch – you woke up at 7. First thing you did, put on San Andreas and watched it until like 9 o'clock. Yeah, that's crazy. Back to bed after or – No, I'll go to the gym.

Okay. Was it a weekday or weekend? Weekday. It was Monday because I watched San Andreas because I wanted to watch a Giamatti movie because he'd won Best Actor at the Globes the night before. Right. Naturally. As one does. Yeah.

I mean, at this point, you know, at this point, we need somebody following you around to write a book like that woman did with the gorillas in the mist. Jane Austen is her name? Yeah. Or she just like watched the gorillas. Wait, no, no, yeah. What's it? Yeah, Jane Austen has novels. Good all, right?

Jane Goodall, yes, yes. She just like lived amongst the gorillas, right, and kind of just like watched them, just wrote a book about how they live. I need a woman to do that for you. It would be, I guess it would be a lot like girls, where most of the time it's really boring, sometimes it's like they do that yeah like 23 hours a day you're just like picking at your hair and then that one hour is what the fuck was that

yeah yeah feidelberg in the mist and it's it's just uh you living like a – you are like – you know that story of that little girl who lived like a feral cat for a while and then she got reintroduced to society but she had animal tendencies? That's you. You are a human that has primate tendencies. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe he's just less evolved maybe you're just closer to the primates than we are you know uh yeah but as with my primate brain i consider that more evolved i'm just chilling dude you may be right maybe you are

right like what are you guys doing we're we're doing things i mean that seems unnecessary jake johnson said it in our interview he's got a fascination with the gorillas and I think he said that we're so close to them DNA wise and I don't know if he said it but I was thinking it

the fact that we think of we're more evolved than them and I'm like of course I don't understand what you mean like brain wise but i'm like i don't know that thing's a machine yeah i to to look at that and think that we are any way better than that thing it's crazy to me because that thing will beat your ass rip your face off climb a tree build a this rip of that you know like that thing is a gorilla is way more capable in this world than i am. I remember seeing a thing where it was a cartoon and it was a person being like,

Ha ha, you stupid ape. You can't even blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And it had this long list of things and the ape just replies, Everything you pay for is free. Exactly. Exactly that, man. What is that little monkey that's just like a little baby monkey that was just chilling with her that's awesome every now and then something catches me like i'm team indoors for life but that like that's pretty cool living amongst the the monkeys to the point that they don't rip your face off.

How do you train for that? Like, the very first time you're like, okay, you know, I've been hanging out on the outskirts. This is the time I'm going to, like, step up to them. They might rip my face off, but I don't think they're going to. That's a moment of truth. I would guess you get in with a smaller guy. Probably let them know but even that you're fucking with like their kids yeah true true true one of my favorite things in internet history i used to blog it every year was when the japanese zoos would do emergency training at the zoo. It's ringing a bell. Oh, wait.

It's so fucking good. Every year, they would have somebody dress up like a gorilla or a fucking, they would have like four people

be like a rhino with like on, like walking on four legs and they would be like run a, run a drill. Like it's escaped from the,

the, the, the cage and they would like hit it with sticks and it would run around pretending to be a monkey and there'd be like a guy blowing a whistle and like they were kind of like running a scrimmage basically with what would you do during a zoo emergency and i remember being like oh this is this is like a joke and it was like dead ass serious every year they were just training for an escaped gorilla.

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better or worse than DeMar Hamlin's last night with that fake punt? That was insane! I have to be honest. Fourth quarter? Three point game? To go to the AFC Championship, fake punt. What? I don't know why I haven't looked it up yet.

I must have been looking at my phone because I watched the game, but I still haven't seen the play. Is it his fault or is it a bad call? No, it's just a bad call. I do. It was definitely a bad call. You don't put DeMar Hamlin in for a fake punt. And if you're DeMar Hamlin, you probably go, no.

Dude, I didn't suit up like 14 games this year. Now I have to make – I have to pull off one of the most difficult trick plays. Now, I guess the thought is like when you try to do a fake punt, fake whatever trick play, sometimes the punter can walk it across the fucking yeah first go uh first down because you know the play works so well but if it doesn't work well you better be a you know very capable player and i think we all can tomorrow say now that this place like five ten a buck fifty yeah and i mean and not to say that it was like the you know and it was like 12 or 13 minutes left or whatever. So it wasn't like it lost the game. But it was fourth down in the fourth quarter in a three-point game.

And you just came up a full three-yard short. And Nance is just like, Hamlin doesn't get it. Yeah, no fucking kidding, he didn't get it like yeah no fucking kidding you didn't get it what like that had to have been a like demar hanlon had to be like wait what coach no like we talked about this in practice but like that was during like week seven bro we didn't talk about doing this in the divisional round i mean he barely makes it past the line of scrimmage. 27-24, 12-51, left to go in the game.

Did you see Greer's Twitter last night? Yes. I'm sure he had a field day with it. I think Greer had like 17 consecutive DeMar DeLatour tweets. I love that reply to that. Probably not the best idea. I mean, honestly, what in the goddamn world are you thinking there? We were robbed of more DeMar. Greer is hands down the funniest person at this company, man.

That is... DeMar makes that kick. I mean, I got... If I was a Bills fan... Listen, there's a lot to be upset about as a Bills fan. But that might... Okay, let's rank these things okay wide right again obviously uh the feeling of like josh allen is is was and is the one and this is like

and this was our window and it's just still like not happening yeah and it feels like it never will uh we we ran a fake punt with tomorrow in the fourth quarter of a three-point game. Because those are all in a weird way. I could take any ranking of those three things, and I'd be okay with it. Because they're all gut-wrenching. The DeMar Hamlin one, though, to be fair to DeMar Hamlin, is only so weird because he died last year yeah but that's kind of a big part of the story john he died last year and he kind of stinks but like 99.9 of fake punts

the guy who runs the ball you don't know who he is it's not like the star running back is back there yeah that's kind of my yeah that that is true that is true but it's like it's extra because he died last year. Yeah, yeah. You picked a guy who like, you know, I would venture to guess. I have no idea maybe. I was going to say that, you know, they're probably still someone who regularly plays in most games, no? Yeah, I would think so. But like every fake punt ever. You never know who it is. I don't know who the guy who got that ball was.

So it's like only a big deal because he died. Yeah. But it still is very funny because he died. That'll just be forever. Everything Jamar Hamlin does becomes more interesting and or funny because he died. Yeah. So you run a fake punt and you succeed. It's awesome because you died.

You run a fake punt and you fail. It's funny because you die uh but you know feels more like a you know week eight play not a divisional round playoff fourth quarter play you know yeah i get yeah going for it there i guess i guess yeah the the the the you probably can swap you know swap anybody out and it doesn't work. So you're right. It's more about the call than the fact that it was DeMar Hamlin. But it's like in a very pivotal moment in a game that we ended up losing by three, we put it in the hands of a dead guy.

These are all things that Bills fans have to live with. And it just ain't right, man. I did my video today on them throwing snowballs at Patrick Mahomes. And, you know, we've crushed Philly for decades for throwing snowballs at Santa. And there's been other times where people throw shit on the field. And every time we say it's scumbag and classless. And so, you know, that holds true with this situation too. But it's also Bills Mafia, man, and they show up.

Oh, I don't think there's anything wrong with throwing snowballs. I don't think you can't throw a snowball. Why not? You can't. You can't. I mean, yes, it's a lot better than, like, a fucking battery. Yeah. But, like, I mean, if you whack Patrick mahomes in the face with a with a tightly packed

snowball it still ain't cool man it's not cool but it's that i think i think snowballs from the crowd is part of playing in buffalo well yeah so i was gonna it's a buffalo thing in that regard i mean anything from the crowd they throw a dildo at you yeah like i there is genuinely something to me that's like, that's Buffalo. It's okay. Yeah. I'm a – I think if you shovel the snow in the stadium, then you get to throw the –

Snowball, bro. People throw snowballs. Snowballs are snowballs. If you're pouring water on it and you're making an ice ball, different story. Well, that's what I'm saying, though. You don't know – If you're just throwing a snowball, come on. Yeah.

Well, I don't know, though. These snowballs are coming in from the crowd, and they're still like – like there's one, not this one. There's another view where he's running through the tunnel, and it's like a – it's like a missile. And I was like, that's got to be packed around like – that might be something covered in snow for all I know. But the snowballs with Philly was at Santa.

That was a different. That's the X-Factor. They're throwing it at Father Christmas. Yeah. Like, the other player, I mean, bro got hit by a 300-pound man. True. 15 times this game. He's going to go home and be like, I don't know.

That snowball was pretty classless. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's more. It's not about the. It's the classy debate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not like.

I don't think Patrick Mahomes was in danger. Right. I just think you're kind of an asshole. But I do kind of give them a pass. If I was Patrick Mahomes, genuinely, I really mean this. And let's say he'd even hit me. Let's say a tightly packed ice ball smashed me in the face.

I mean, as long as I didn't have a broken nose or some shit. In my press conference, when they asked me about it, I think I would be like, it's okay. It's Bills Mafia. That was a brutal game for them. I get it. It's okay. I would be like, it's okay. Oh, I got the – It's Bills Mafia. Like, that was a brutal game for them. I'm like, I get it. It's okay. Like, I would tell the media, like, don't make this a thing.

It's all good. Yeah. What was that, Chris Jones? That's what I would – I'd, like, dance at it. Yeah, like, bring it on. Look at Tranquil right here. Square up after a snowball. We even goodbye.

Oh. square up after a snowball. But, in comparison to him, that was almost like he was turning two. Yeah, yeah. Right? If he could have caught that, he would throw it back.

Yeah. He hit his hand and he was kind of like fucking popping up. Yeah, that's a big point. That game was so much fun. That was the best football game of the season. That was fun. That was the best football game of the season. That was a match.

That was the best football game I've ever watched. Five lead changes with those two guys playing in that matchup with these stakes. The only thing that would have been better is if it was the AFC Championship game. Like, that was incredible. I know, obviously, all my references go back to the Patriots. Like, that felt like I was watching an old school Patriots game. And these guys, who good football teams playing football. Since the Patriots have

fallen off, I feel like this to me is like the Chiefs-Bills is the new thing that you watch almost. People were saying Brady Manning early before. I saw a lot of Patriots people rolling their eyes on it. I don't think that's a crazy comparison.

Brady Manning for Mahomes Allen. Not at all. One guy who's unbelievably great, one guy who can't get it done in the playoffs, sounds like early Brady Manning. I was going to say, this is a very apt comparison. Very, very apt. I mean, yeah, it's – but like I don't know why. Maybe it's just because I like him, and I never had, like, a thing, like, that I liked Peyton Manning.

But, like, it's just not Josh Allen's fault. And it wasn't Peyton Manning's fault either. He was doing, like, everything, you know. But it felt more like, like, I guess you got to put it on Josh Allen. You got to be, like, like I saw some. And Manning was throwing, like, four picks sometimes. Yeah. So he had, yeah, he did have like choke games.

Yeah. But also Josh Allen fumbled his game away. The Bills happened to pick it up. That's true. But I – he did play very well. I don't know. I just like the guy. So I'm like it's not his fault.

It's not his fault. But at some point, you know, you got to get over the hump. It just sucks when like you will never not have Mahomes in your way. Yeah. You guys are going to just be there forever. He's probably either the same age or younger, right? Yeah, I would say he's probably 30. It's just like you're going to be there.

His sixth full season starting, seventh season in the league. Did they say that? 29? 28. He's never not been in the afc championship yeah six six straight sickening dude absolutely sickening uh i i really i i felt it after their their first win i think they're gonna win the title i think they're gonna win it and as much as i was like halfway joking about all that taylor stuff i really think you're gonna get that moment which is fucking crazy man

taylor swift at the super bowl as a non-performer is something that nobody had on their bingo cards. Dude, how about her with Gerard Carmichael last night? That went really unnoticed. I didn't see it, yeah. Like one of the first times they cut to her. I don't think anyone. Oh, I didn't know who that was.

It was Gerard Carmichael. Dude, that's one fucking cameo, I guess, in Poor Things, and all of a sudden he's in the box with Taylor. Yeah, what was that about? I don't know. I didn't even know who it was. I know. I know.

I was like, that must be somebody super famous that I'm just so out of touch now. I don't know who it is. I think he's very good friends with Bo Burnham, who is dating Phoebe Bridgers, and I'm guessing that's how they met. That's a pretty big. Why? Phoebe and Taylor are really good friends. Bo Burnham, who is dating Phoebe Bridgers, and I'm guessing that's how they met. That's a pretty big – Why? Phoebe and Taylor are like really good friends. But like was Phoebe there? I don't think so, but I'm just saying that's how they met.

That's what I mean. That's a pretty big six degrees of separation to be in the box with Taylor Swift. Well, then he did four things. Right, right. But like you said, it's not like it's – What did you think about this? Oh, the heart? Dude, I went right to Twitter because my phone can't rewind,

my TV can't rewind, and the first person I saw tweet about it was Dave. I was like going to find a picture of the video or something like that, and the first person to have it up was Dave. I was like, that's a real Swifty right there, man. Yeah, man. I mean, you got it. I really do give it to the Swifties.

Like the fan accounts that are like tweeting videos of Jason Kelsey jumping in the crowd and drinking beers. Like the Swifties become diehard fans of everything that will be done. Like why in the world some... I don't even know. What do you think those fan accounts are? Do you think they're, like, an adult woman, a young girl...

I think they're adult men in Brazil. Adult men. Yeah, like, what... Like... The thought that whoever runs that account is like, okay, that's just... Here's a safe bet. Anyone pretending to be

a young woman online, a man. Yeah, John, you said... You've been saying the last couple weeks everybody's a pedophile you want to know why because they are because they are they're everywhere uh jason kelsey putting on a machine like performance yeah looking like burt out there you seen burt by the way he looks like jason kelsey Yeah. They could body double for each other right now. Burt's looking great. How good did it feel or, like, what was your reaction when you guys pretty much almost nailed the Taylor costume? Dude, that's all Megan making money. That jacket, like, if it was just, like, a little bit different, you would have nailed her outfit for that video which by

the way i mean i say it every week now out of order is just it's it you did it you realize that you did it no like you like this is just gonna keep growing and getting bigger until like everybody on the internet and the world knows about it you did it you finally like you did it you found something that works and it and it's going to continue to work and the way you can turn them out

the way you can turn them around and how funny they are every time it's gonna be like one of the biggest sketch shows on the internet you did i it's not there yet because it's it's not there yet but only because like we just need more days to elapse because people just keep finding it and the views keep going and the search engine keeps what if you if you type in tyler swift buffalo right now you're the third thing on google it's like it's like it's like second thing sorry second thing on. Like that you're doing it so smart that it's not only is it funny and like looks good and all that.

I mean you are – you tip videos. It's boom, right there. Yeah, that's pretty cool. That is so fucking smart. I think it's very good. I think that wasn't our best one. I think – But it doesn't matter think that wasn't our best one. I think – But it doesn't matter.

You know, but it does matter. Well, yeah, listen. You should always shoot for the best. But when you're like, okay, that was fine because also it's different if you like wait a season and then you put that out. Yeah. Well, that wasn't very good. If that's like your quick turnaround because of what's going on in the world right now, you had a week to do that and you executed it that well and it's, it's doing as well as it is.

And that's like one of your worst ones. You did it. You did it. Yeah. But you can't have a lot of those. You can't have a lot of like, sure. But you also won't,

you know what I mean? Yeah. Like you, you haven't yet. I also, I mean, if that's like one of your worst, like that's also, I don't that's like one of your worst like

that's also i don't think it's one of our i think everyone's in agreement it's not our it's it's a it's a lower tier one but it's like such a if you're gonna have a lower tier one have it just be like it's a taylor swift thing and maggie looks like her and it's like you know what i mean it's it's just all very well executed so now you just do this until you become we got to get you like an agent dude we got to get you uh or a manager or I don't even know what. I don't know what those are, bookers, whatever. You got to be – we got to get you in cameo roles in movies and commercials. I watch these commercials.

You would be such a great commercial guy. It reminds me of the music video for OAR. Like that felt like a commercial. It's like, okay, you could be like a Jake from State Farm. We've got to get you a Jake from State Farm role, dude. There's no reason you can't be Jake from State Farm. You'd be so good at that. Imagine if Jake from State Farm just reaches in his pocket and pulls out lunch meat

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Yes. Drew Walls. Drew Walls is like everything that is right and wrong at the internet, about the internet all at the same time. That guy, if you don't know who Drew Walls is, he's this dude. I have theories on him, by the way. Drew Walls is on TikTok for how long now, Pabs? How long has he been doing it?

He's been doing it for over a year, but he probably just blew up. Over a year. He's just been filming watch me throughout my day type videos. A day in the life. And it's him getting up, putting on his T-shirt, getting out of the shower, putting on clothes, making breakfast, driving to work, day in the life. Watch me go to Target. He pulls in the parking lot,

gets his cart out, puts stuff in the cart. It's all jump cuts and then he just buys stuff at Target and goes home with it. Watch me go to the gym. Just random shit where that's kind of what the internet has become. But also people are like, why the fuck are you doing this? Why do people want to watch you do this?

And it starts to go viral, and Twitter gets a hold of it, and they just start clowning the fuck out of Drew Walls. There's videos of people videoing him. Did you see that one on Barstool? Like this guy was sitting in his car at Target and he's filming out the back. He's like, I caught the Target guy filming. And he's got his tripod out in the parking lot

and he's pulling out the shopping cart, like making sure it looks all perfect, redoing it every time. Gets clowned to like no end. Keeps doing it., keeps doing it, keeps doing it to the point that it starts to come all the way back around. People start to like it. Now has an ad deal with the NFL, and Brittany Renner just hit him up.

Yeah, Teyana Trump. Teyana Trump, excuse me. Teyana Trump just hit him up being like, bring that tripod over here. When you do the internet, and you do something you like and the internet makes fun of you relentlessly and then you just keep doing it until you can make money off of it and Tiana Trump hits you up, that's a big, fat internet dub. Stephen Jay. Stephen Jay just liked the Bucs and watching all 22. And now we're going to smoke at lunch. Yeah.

That's a great way to put it. And he just powers through all the hate. Probably making more money. The first thing Dave ever wrote about Stephen Jay was, I can't believe this is our fucking sales guy. Yep. And now he's our contact guy. Our sales guy's hobby is just watching all 22 of the Buccaneers football.

Because at the time, the Bucs sucked. It was like 2016, 17. It was pre-Brady. And then he gets Brady. Brady falls in his lap. Like it's truly. Now, I. The Drew Walls thing, the most relatable thing.

The ESPN, that must have been like charity. Like you're advertising a divisional round NFL game? Yeah, you don't need to do that. No one needs to advertise with influencers in particular what the NFL divisional round game. Everyone knows. It's on

4.30 on Saturday. It's on 8 o'clock Saturday night. It's 3.30. There's no need for this. ESPN was just like, this will be funny or something like that. There's just no need. That's part of my thought. There, in my mind,

is Jackie here? We can get our conspiracy brains going again here. This guy is too good-looking and in shape and his apartment's nice and all that shit. And I feel like he's pretty much connected with Target now. I feel like this is a guerrilla marketing thing.

Like the ultimate, like the newest version of it where they set this in motion like a year ago and said like just do this and and it'll like we will we this will work we will catch this on or or maybe it doesn't and we just like we throw it off to the side but this feels like it's like why the whole thing confuses me i mean it might be but like i mean drake's always playing. He's always going to Target. He's almost like there's no reason to. But there's there. It surely might be. I have no idea.

But the industry plant from Target. But like a million people do this. I know. Like everyone films themselves all day. Right. But this is like usually it's this is too clean. No, but that same guy went viral. Like I think people think it – are like kind of sick of it. So it's like – I think the first week he went viral was like – I think the comment was like content creation like ruined the world or whatever.

And like it was someone – Because it was just like a boring – But remember the guy who – we talked about him like last year, maybe a couple months ago. The guy who was just like doing like Day in the Day in the Life and we set it to different music? And it was like – I think a lot of people do this. But this guy is like not a – usually when something like this goes viral, it's because the person is like – their apartment is like trash or they're dressing – they're ugly or there's something to it where it's like, why in the world would this person film it?

That's why it goes viral because it's like, look at this guy who's ugly or weird or he's showing off his shitty car or whatever. This guy is – he's shred – it's almost like he should be an influencer. Yeah. He almost got – Well, he's definitely – that's what he's trying to be. Right, but I'm saying he got like the – he got the like ironic audience almost being like, look at this Drew Walls guy. Like when it's like he should just be like I'm a hot influencer. Well, that's – I think that's 100% what he was going for.

Yeah. He'll take the other one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he's like I'm in shape. I'm good looking. People will watch this because the same reason everyone watches is people in shape, good looking. Yeah, I guess I'm saying it's just weird that if it caught on for that reason, if it was just like, yo, girls want to fuck this guy and he's in shape and people are like, he's selling protein shakes and shit. I'd be like, that makes sense.

But the fact that it was like this, we hate him and then he just kept at it until it came all the way back around. If he didn't do the back end park i think i don't know yeah so the one video he he he set up the tripod and he backed his car into the spot and then like got out of his car and did it all again like multiple parks to get like the right shot and that was where people were like he really like wow he really does that i know he's got kids back in back in park his dad has fallen asleep in a movie it's such a pain in the ass when people do it too it's my dad does it every it's insane it's so it's like especially when there's when there's like no not a space to do it it's like

what the fuck is going on here um i don't know either way when when it ends though in like i could have gone either way on it or it's like part of me thinks it's stupid the day in the life stuff it's definitely like why why do you do this who cares but if it ends with tiana trump saying bring your tripod over you definitely have done the internet right you've done it better than me brother the i i the only relatable thing i've ever seen this guy do is have three separate versions of his reply to tiana trump it's so good like just kept editing it it was like i think he ended on eye emojis first eye emojis no answer and then it was like this crazy eye emoji. And they have one more. Back to the old.

Just in his room. I hope he was filming that. Just walk around in a panic like what the fuck am I going to say to DeAndre? You know he's just sitting there going oh not even a like. Nobody's replying. Nobody's liking this. Pav said on Twitter they go my man is stuttering on Twitter. Ain't no way. Ain't no way. Eye emoji. Eye emoji. So good man. That is real. stuttering on Twitter. Ain't no way, ain't no way, iEmoji, iEmoji.

So good, man. That is, that is real. Like, that is... That's so good. Nothing else he's ever done can I relate to, except that. I'm like, what the fuck am I supposed to say to the hot chick who wants to blow me? Dude, he also got, like, in shape so fast,

he was kind of like like there's a video of him like just from a year ago being like you know but you know soft body now he's fucking shredded the whole i'm just the whole thing if if it's if it's not uh uh you know planned that i think there are people out there trying to plan it i wonder how much uh how deep it goes sometimes when people try to market. Because guerrilla marketing has always been a thing. It's like what is the next level of it when you're trying to – wait, what is it? Does he play ball?

Oh, yeah. I remember one of them, he posted like his highlight. Yeah, it was like a pass. It was two chest passes. That's fucking funny. That's really funny. And the flowers, dude. The flowers.

This guy's freaks. I hate that guy so much. He scares the shit out of me. That guy is so crazy. Who's that? Hoopify? Yeah. The yak messes with him a lot.

Yeah. He just stares and he's just like, did you know that Drew Walls put up a basketball? He talks very. You know, my mortal enemy like that is is uh yeah i don't know if anybody takes cabs but the guy in new york city cabs did i forget his name but he does like basically as a one-minute man we'll do like a clip of something guys more more america's funny song videos a one-minute man and then it's and it's always like a new york thing and he always ends it with that that's New York City, baby.

Yes! You motherfucker! I follow him, yes. Ferris wheel, Ferris, Ferris wheel something or other. I always take cabs home. He always goes, yarrr, and then he does some like, his Instagram is a little more like real.

Ferris Wheel Jay, that's his name. This guy, right? Yeah, my more than. I despise that man. He's a cool guy. That's like his sellout word. Because every time I come home from the airport in particular, I always get stuck with the fucking van cabs, which rattle like a son of a bitch.

What is up with that? That's not those vans, though. It's like the cab company does something. They rip out the interior. No, I think it's put in loose metal. Well, yeah, but it's for wheelchairs. Yeah, but is it not like they just don't secure it at all? Yeah, I guess.

It's just squeaky. So every cab ride home it's just i'm i just want to be home and so i'm annoyed and that's rattling and then every three minutes that guy looks close that's new york city baby so no this is the problem the problem for jay is that he he went viral early on for actual New York City specific stuff. And it was always like, you're not from New York City if you haven't done this, that, and the other. And it was always like, if you dress this way, if you eat this, if you wear that, did you grow up saying this? And they always were New York specific. But if you make 25 of those videos, you run out of all the New York specific stuff. Yeah, yeah. 25 of those videos, you run out of all the New York specific stuff. So eventually it was like, you know,

you're not from New York City if you don't drive your car and park backwards or whatever. It's like, no, everybody does that. He was just like, I'm riding this wave. I gotta keep going. So he would just start saying random shit that I'm like, I'm pretty sure everybody all across the city,

all across the world does this. But yeah, when I saw him as the guy in the cabs, I wonder if that is – if you get money for that or not. You think that's something where you get paid or not paid? I mean you get paid, I would guess. But not like a lot of money. Yeah. Yeah, AM New York sort of shit. Yeah, I – I'll stand up for Ferris Wheel Jay.

But I can understand why, especially someone who's not in New York would hate that. But you knew, you knew his sign off though. It plays every, every trip home to the airport. It's an hour and a half. I watch it a hundred times. How much do you pay these days to go home from the airport?

Um, I probably like, I, so I took an Uber to the airport, which is a buck 80. Yeah. Okay. And then I,

250, but I took a cab home. That was, like 100 with my i think i did a yellow cab and it was 250 because i hit a couple tolls and shit yeah but i was like god damn um so shout out to drew walls drew, come on the show. Come on the show. We'll talk about it, man. Jackie. I sent a text to Jackie. Did you see I posted this on Instagram? No. It was very funny.

I saw a Reddit post. It was a post on Instagram from Reddit. And it says, Am I the asshole for telling my brother he cannot stay with me over Christmas if he brings his prosthetic leg? My younger brother has a prosthetic leg. I think it's creepy as fuck and I have no idea where he got it. I'm reasonably certain that it's something I would rather not know. To be clear here, my brother has two perfectly healthy legs still attached to his body. He just has this thing and takes it with him everywhere he goes.

Oh, I didn't read that part. So I send it to Jackie. And she said she said oh my god why is this coming up everywhere and i write back simulation and then she says no don't even get me started on my coma theory so jackie i mean this is another theory that i have that i keep a little bit more quiet because it's like crazy but like a part of me i think this one's more real than the other ones a part of me really believes that i somewhere in the world i'm in a coma right now and the reason i have such a fear of losing a leg is because i actually don't have a leg and i just came out of a car crash and like i'm sitting in but and this theory started i i had also texted kevin this before i knew that he was airing it out on social that um so i came up with this theory because there was like

one time in high school like i could not shake the feeling of like fog like everything in like my nose just felt foggy like i felt like i couldn't breathe in like dry air i saw it in windows when it shouldn't have been in windows i saw it in movies like people were like wiping fog off of like bathroom. It was just everywhere. It was everywhere. And I was like, I feel like I'm in... You know how in Avatar, they're in these little pods, and then it's whatever.

I felt like in my hospital room, wherever I am, that there's fog or something like that. So then I've developed this theory that I'm somewhere sitting in this hospital room, and then whenever I'm like... There'll be periods where leg stuff comes up a lot. And then I'm like, oh, my God, I'm waking up. And then I freak out and I feel like I'm about to wake up. You know what?

Do you dream? You don't really dream, right? Do you dream? So you guys probably don't know it. When you have a dream and, like, something's happening in real life, it works your way into your dream. So like if you have to pee, like a lot of times in my dream, I have to pee. It wakes you up. Or if there's like some sort of noise going on, construction or something, in your dream, all of a sudden that starts happening.

It's like as you're coming out of it. If you don't dream, you wouldn't really know that feeling. But that weird little in-between feeling where you're dreaming and it's real and it's Jackie's. She's a one-legged. I got kind of pissed the other day. In a one-legged coma.

There was a week where I just kept cutting my fingers. Every single finger had a cut on it. And I was like, who the fuck is cutting my fingers in the hospital room that there's somebody doing something to my body right now body right now and i was like hey this is annoying like this is showing up in real life like a part of me really believes in real life there it is so we call it freudian slip right there no but like like this is real okay and then oh my god i have so many theories other than so then i went on this whole tiktok

thing where it's like there's a bunch of people this is a very common thing people go to sleep and then they wake up in this other world like with this other reality and they're they're trying to be like you guys like this is not like this is a dream this dream and everyone's like no you're being crazy like this isn't a dream and some people are aware aware of it, some people aren't, but, like, some people have literally, like, 40-year sprints. Like, they have full kids, full family, and then they wake up, and they have to, like, grieve these people. But, like, it's only been a night, maybe, like, a little longer.

And then they wake up, and they go, well, I just had kids, and now I'm back to, like, being this 18-year-old girl. I've read those Reddit threads before. I don't know if those people are just lying or crazy or what. But, I mean, there are a lot of people who are like, I have the same, I've had the same experience. I lived a life in my dream.

I follow this one girl on TikTok. I'm like, this just isn't my life right now. I can do whatever the fuck I want. I'm in a dream right now. And everyone's like, are you? But I kind of believe it. She seems really adamant. Oh, well then. How, are you? But I kind of believe it. She seems really adamant. Oh, well, then. How? Are those people all just lying?

Because that's the fact that there's plenty of people who are all chiming in being like, I know exactly what you're talking about. I lived an entire life in my dream. It's like, no, you didn't't you were asleep for eight hours it's like too many people to be like but also it's kind of like just kind of like how a dream starts like i don't remember how i got here i don't have like a first memory things don't really like always kind of make sense you know yeah what you're doing that face that's like oh i'm better than you you fistful fucking popsicles i don't think i'm better well i do think i'm better than you but

this is this is like like i i i i'm coming to realize that you're just a true crazy person and like it's like sometimes i feel bad that i'm like stepping on it but like i'm like just crushing crushing her not even like i'm not changing your mind but i feel bad like i'm stepping on the fun but it's like it's like um like i like making jokes and i like making racist jokes i like making homophobic jokes i like making sexist jokes. But if I'm making them with someone who truly believes it, I'm like, this is uncomfortable and weird. And now I'm talking about these alternate realities and stuff like that with someone who really believes it and it's off-putting. That's a great analogy. That's a great analogy.

You're not joking. It's bad when you say it. I want to talk to Frankie. I want to get in a room with Frankie because he'll respect it and he'll respect me for this. But this is what I'm saying is like I can't do drugs because I will become a full crazy person. Maybe it will make you work it out though. Like you'll see clearly. No, because last out though like it'll you'll see clearly no because last time like i tell you all the time about that time when i did drugs with my friends and i

was like oh like i i literally showed them everything that i saw and i was like oh i get i could be a cult leader like if i were to lean into this more i would be a cult like i i that would be good content jackie's cult it is and it's so hard because it's like i can hear myself like from your perspective being like okay she's crazy and like this is like whatever this is kind of boring but it's like i hear it but you guys don't ah we all have to get high together that actually we should we should do that yes and then you guys um anyways i'm a superman i'll rescue you did you see are like, oh, damn. No, I'm not. Anyways, so that's why I'm still here. I'm a Superman. I'll rescue you.

Are you high right now, baby? Kelly Keegs' post about sleep paralysis. No. She said, this is my sleep paralysis demon. Oh, I actually did see this. This guy. Do you know this at all? Is he the guy who wears the traditional African garb a lot?

I don't think that's the case. He was on The Bachelor. I don't know about that. Oh, then no. I don't think so. I case he was on the bachelor i don't know about that no i don't think so i think this guy's just this guy i have not decided whether i hate him with every fiber of my being or he's a cool cat and and like everybody should just leave him alone. It's kind of what we were talking about with you with dance lessons where you want to learn how to dance. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He just really wanted to learn how to dance like hip-hop.

So he did it and he's doing it. But he's chronicling it and being so serious that it makes me want to crawl inside my skin and die and so like his top pinned post 6.5 million followers he put uh views january 17 2022 the date of filming this first video you see and it's him in his bedroom jumping around and then like fast forward and i guess whatever day you posted this and he can kind of do this like little tiktok dance and he has this whole um caption oh boy this really long story about like i've always wanted to learn how to dance but i was too afraid to take a class uh i i was living with my brother for like six months so i just used to practice dancing alone

in my brother's bedroom and then i built up the courage to take a private lesson where i just did it with one person and eventually i came to the realization that like uh who cares what people think fuck it if they're laughing at you and making fun of you i'm gonna take a dance class because i want to learn how to dance and that's what i'm doing now and he's not you know there's another video of him doing the dougie he's not bad it would be like if i saw you at a wedding doing that i'd be like oh that guy can actually dance well. But now that I know you had like a lifelong goal and you set out and you struggled with it and had these lessons, private lessons, public lessons and chronicled all of it. And now I'm like, oh my god, I can't even look at it.

It's so fucked how the human brain works where like – I saw someone saying it recently about Bradley Cooper where – I actually haven't felt this or seen this but I guess everyone has been clowning Bradley Cooper. For what? I guess like Maestro and taking six years to learn. He's like just doing his – he's in his like Daniel Day-Lewis era. He's thirsty for an Oscar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That I do feel. I felt that. And people were like – I think someone said, when did everyone start turning on Bradley Cooper?

And someone quotes me and was like, it's just kind of like early days Anne Hathaway. He's trying too hard and wants it too bad. We can't give it to him. And I was like, you're not – like my brain feels the same way. It's just fucked. It's so fucked up. It's so fucked up. It's so fucked up.

Like, oh, this person has a goal they've set. They're trying their best to achieve it. Fuck them. Yep. Like, why are we like this, man? It's so bad. There has to be something innate of, like, you're doing something and I'm not. So deep down there's some, you know, I don't know, jealousy or whatever, inadequacy. But, like, this should not be a thing.

Also, he posted that video, the one that Kelly posted. He said, like, when are all of the dates for the cookouts in 2024? So that is exactly that exactly that that is it that is it that is if you could bottle that myself down right now just like yeah like okay john it's all right yo can't hurt you you're in a coma it's not real don't worry that is the problem is send me the cookout oh send me the cookout addies all of 2024 and it's him doing that goofy ass dance that is tough it's like yeah that made my nipples hard in a bad way that is where you cross there's such a fine line in life of I want something and I'm going after it and that's admirable and like we fucking hate you for that. And I don't know why it is.

Like I don't know why Anne Hathaway got that treatment. I don't know why. There's the Nickelback effect. It's just sort of a similar thing. There's just a level that makes you go ah fuck that but what's interesting like bradley cooper is proof positive that it can happen to anybody because i'm always of the belief that especially on the internet there are the people that fans and and viewers and followers and shit just gravitate towards to gravitate towardsvitate towards. And then there are the people who they hate.

And sometimes it's just like, I don't know why. Sometimes it's very obvious. Like, you look a certain way or you act a certain way. Other times it's like, I don't know, that's like a perfectly normal guy, but the internet decided, like, fuck that guy. And you just can't. It's just like the way the cookie crumbles.

Like, if you're on the haves or the have-nots, it's just the way it goes. But Bradley Cooper was cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the fact that he's crossing over shows that you can like burn through all your coolness if you start doing uncool shit. Because like I would say that – I would think that Kanye would have like been like that. Like we don't think you're cool anymore. But people still definitively ride for that guy.

But Bradley Cooper, it's like you burned through all your cool points. Come on, guys. I put on a prosthetic nose to play Leonard Bernstein. That dude said I love Hitler. Why do you still like him? Also, that – Hitler aside, the Leonard Bernstein thing is not going to get you the cool points. You know what I mean? Yeah. Even doing your – like if you do your Oscar thing for like the wrong thing, it's like, ah, we don't care about that.

I don't know. Ray Charles was cool when Jamie Foxx did it. Like a big-nosed Leonard Bernstein is not going to get it done. I don't know uh uh ray charles was cool when when jamie fox did it like a big nose leonard bernstein's not gonna get it done i don't i don't know i still have to watch the movie i don't know anything about him leonard bernstein yeah he's just i mean he's like a fucking wonderfully brilliant amazing uh musician uh conducted uh i think he composed music and shit um i saw like every every you know musical for a period of time was his music or whatever. I think he's incredibly prolific and talented. But it's like – exactly my point.

You don't know what he is. I still ride for Bradley Cooper. I'm a big Bradley Cooper guy despite the fact that I have not seen his new Oscars. I am too. I can – but I understand what fans are saying. Like when you're Oscar chasing, it chasing, there's a vibe to it. When all of a sudden you decide to be a method actor or only take certain roles,

and it's like, bro, we loved you in The Hangover. You were cool. And then you do some bigger movies and shit, you're a real actor. But we thought you're a cool guy, a funny guy, and now all of a sudden you're switching up. But McConaughey did the same thing. Yeah, but I think McConaughey,

you gotta just get it done. You know what I mean? Like he just did it, and then it worked. Like if Bradley Cooper did True Detective, it'd be one thing. His first thing seemed to be a prosthetic nose to be a musical. Wait, did Cooper get nominated for Silver Linings Playbook? I think the movie did, and I feel like she did. I don't know if he did.

The movie definitely did. I think Sniper, and I feel like she did. I don't know if he did. The movie definitely did. I think Sniper got some nominations, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, he's definitely... A Star is Born got some nominations. A Star is Born got fucked. A Star is Born lost to Bohemian Rhapsody, which is definitively a way worse movie.

Best actor nominated for several innings. American Sniper, Best Supporting Actor for American Hustle, Actor for A Star is Born So he has three Best Actor nominees? Yeah And one Best Supporting? Yeah, so I think He's already been in his job. I think you're a Johnny-come-lately to be like, he's chasing it now

Well, but see, maybe that's the difference though, because I kind of disagree, I think like he was on the right track those were all movies that were oscar movies that were like also like kind of like popular movies you know the leonard bernstein joint is like i'm trying to win my oscar right and it's like you were your silver linings playbook it was like a sports movie yeah you know sniper was like uh you know they didn't just have that fake baby that fake

baby fucked her over that's one of the most inexplicable things to ever happen in a movie it was it was just the baby the the shooting ran long and the baby's gonna be on set for so long that the baby had to go home and they're like we need to get the scene done today we couldn't they couldn't just do it tomorrow i guess not like legally the baby had to go home they've done takes with the baby i just think like when you have a billion-dollar budget and a movie, a true story, all this shit, even those people will mail it in and be like, just get the fucking doll. Yeah. Well, it is.

It's actually interesting. I was saying this to – we had an out-of-order thing. I used to think that out-of-order was done very haphazardly and thrown together. And it's interesting seeing a lot of stuff is. I watched a clip of Bradley. I think it was the Actors on Actors. And Bradley Cooper was talking about Maestro. And he was talking about him and Carey Mulligan's relationship.

I guess I don't know much about Leonard Bernstein. But I guess part of his story is that he was a womanizer. But his wife knew about it. But his daughters didn't. And there's a moment like where bradley cooper's talking to carrie mulligan who plays his daughter and he was like i'd made such a connection with carrie that i felt like i had to tell her and he's like in the scene you can see me like shaking my head and wait bradley cooper says says he has leonard

bernstein he's like i felt like i had to tell her about my infidelity or whatever and he's like you can see me shaking my head and he's like that's not quote-unquote leonard bernstein that's me the writer of the movie being like if i say this what do i have to change there and like in the rest of the script and being like that's not gonna work no that's not gonna work and i was like oh i was like so even like the fucking big osmo movie they're still like figuring it out as they go yeah yeah yeah um that's interesting do you think that like big celebrities know when like i was thinking like for taylor you know like a lot of the internet's like taylor needs a stylist but there's not like i don't know how she would ever hear about that because she's not reading comments and i don't think

anyone on her team is gonna be like yeah by the way the internet thinks you have terrible style yo people read comments people are always taylor swift is on the internet taylor swift taylor swift's on i think taylor swift i i was for sure on the internet if yes i don't think so oh totally dude she used to be on tiktok she used to be like literally on the internet but But I think that's – Like relatively recently. I don't think Taylor is reading comments. I think Tree Payne knows if something gets big enough, tell Taylor about it. Yeah. But I don't think she's –

I think people are aware of their – I'm sad, mad, which thing is happening, what's gone viral, what's working, what's not. I don't think she's in like a bubble at all. No, I don't think so either. I don't know. But I don't think she's reading individual – I think you get a vibe, but you're not – I mean like there's the accounts that like aggregate it and TMZ's of the world like you know but where do you

get that vibe from like I don't think that TreePain is being like yeah by the way like everyone thinks you have shitty style like I don't think that she's saying that to her

I don't I hope not I think she would would she if it was a huge a big enough deal like I mean like I don't look at stuff

I would hope if something became massive you guys would be hey, you probably have to address this. But if all of a sudden everyone was like, like, we hate Feidelberg sweaters. I would be like, he loves his sweaters so much. I'm not going to tell him about the sweaters. I feel like that is a thing. I was going to say. Welcome to life.

That's either actually something being said or something you think. That didn't come out of nowhere. No. I like your sweater. They don't like your sweater. That's a perfect example. John doesn't sit around reading comments,

but I'm sure he knows that there are people who think that he dresses ridiculous. Yes. Because that's always been like a conversation. But also, I wonder if I would now. John doesn't sit around reading comments, but I'm sure he knows that there are people who think that he dresses ridiculous. Because that's always been like a conversation. But also I wonder if I would now because I knew that when I looked at stuff. People said stuff. I have assumed it continues. But we're also at a point where it's like you've definitively proven you dress well. Then there are just dumb people who don't know that.

Yeah. And he's just not like how I dress. That's fine. Yeah, that too. But it's also – Everyone comments good things about your outfits. Yeah, like people who know what's going on like your outfits. People who don't know what's going on would be like,

that's so silly that you're wearing bell bottoms. But it's like, hey, dummy, you're the fucking idiot because like look at the you know the fashion show yeah like so it's almost like those people's comments don't matter but those comments are happening right that's occurring you know and i'm gonna be honest with you like if if shit goes like if the people start turning on you and like it's something that needs to be addressed i'm not gonna address it with you like i respect that that's not i will tell me i don't think you will either uh if it's a massive thing. Bro.

Where it's like. Well, yeah. I guess a changeable thing. If it's a massive thing that I can fix. I would let you know. Yes. If it's just like. Okay.

I for one. Hey, I hate you. I'm like Jackie Stein. Yo, I for one. I'm not doing that. Like if everyone's just like, I hate John. I don't need to know that. But if it's like hey john something i can change

well like like everybody always gets mad at me for uh interrupting and i've thought about it when i'm podcasting and i'm like every time i start talking i'm like was that an interruption was that and then i'm like i don't know've never had people – you've never said anything to me. I've never had guests complain. Nobody has ever in real life said it. But maybe as listeners, it comes across that way. But that is something I could change and I have even like sat in a show and tried to do. And it's like I just feel like I'm not talking now.

Yeah. So then I felt like I'm – that's just who I am. You know what I mean? I noticed it for the first time ever last episode because you were talking a lot. I think we have to move the TV. Yeah. So then I felt like I'm – that's just who I am. You know what I mean? I noticed it for the first time ever last episode because you were talking a lot. I think we have to move the TV because I think you can't see Jackie and can't read like her body language. Let's set a date right now. Give me a date.

Fix the studio. Fix the studio. We're getting new mics. We're going back to the handheld mics. We're tearing down the walls. We're getting rid of – we'll put Jackie right over there. Get her involved. Yeah.

What do we need to do to do that, though? Do we need to hire somebody? Do we have to tell somebody? I was going to say, Pavs the other day, he was like, I say, on Friday, we just tear down the whole place and then rebuild. I was like, dude, on a single Friday, you want us to, with no plan. He had no plan, no backup. He just was like, no backup for Friday. I was like, we're going to need more time. He goes, okay, maybe

Thursday and Friday. I think that's something they need. I don't know if we can do it. I think we should just do it. Just whack it. Whatever happens, happens. It's not going to be good. That sounds like we're going to have a destroyed room.

We just do it from now on? We just do it in a – what do they call those rooms? Like a pile of rubble. What do they call those rooms? Wreck rooms? Wreck rooms. That's what I was thinking. But then it's going to be over.

I'm thinking whoever is going to have to build it back up is going to be like, well, you shouldn't have whacked that thing. We needed that thing that you broke with a sledgehammer. So yeah, that's why it's such a man thing. Just be like, yeah, we're just going to build it and take it all down one day.

I do shit like that a lot. That panel right there is already coming off. Rip it off. I think this is going to start. My net looks bad in there. It's like, it's like insulation. I don't know. I don't know. This is going to start... My net looks bad in there. It's like insulation. I don't know.

I don't know. I think the problem is we need to have a... Maybe we do like a potluck where it's like everyone's in charge of one piece of furniture. And then like we each... Well, we definitely need carpeting. That's the reason why our sound's a little off because there's not enough softening of the voice. That's actually a good point. I never thought of that. So we have to get some soft stuff in here.

But I think we should have a carpet, not a rug. We should have a carpet. So that means we've got to get all this shit out and lay down some carpet. Yeah. So we'll have someone else do it. Well, we just need paths and a Friday. I do that shit so often. That's like moving so often we're like i'll help you move you and your like hatchback is not enough to move me into my fucking apartment i need a whole moving company that's a different voicemail um before we do voice i do want to give a shout out to the kfc radio listeners um because i did jake

johnson's podcast last week and when i showed up he was like dude so many people emailed in about how out of order is great and how we have to pump you up because you never are going to promote anything and he talked about it like five times so like thank you to kc i i think also i've gotten a lot of uh feedback of people being like i i stopped listening and i'm back now so i have not checked the numbers and i don't want to check the numbers but i do feel like a lot of people were like yeah i went away from kc radio because of barcelona radio but now i'm back yeah so i would hope that people would come back and i think they are i just hope that they all did it's crazy because they're also talking a lot of shit about your swimmers

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like SimpliSafe. Also, because we've been talking through the YouTube stuff and a lot of people have been a lot of people who watch all of the youtubes have been giving us feedback we're going to split it into two channels which is something that like old older podcasts when they first joined youtube always did and because if you have different run times if you have short form and long form,

just I don't know how that fucks up your algorithm so much. You would think that YouTube would kind of figure that out, that like podcasts and clips are such a big part of content right now, but whatever. So the point is if we have like a two-hour show and then we have a two-minute clip, five-minute clip, it fucks everything up. So we're going to start.

We did it once before. OG listeners might have been subscribed. So we're going to start. We did it once before. OG listeners might have been subscribed, but we're going to do it right this time with the KFC Radio Clips channel where we can put out five to eight-minute clips of me and John where we just riff on one topic, one voicemail, one segment, one question, whatever it may be. And then on the regular KFC Radio channel that you're currently subscribed to, you'll get full interviews, full episodes, vlogs, shit that's long-form video, all that will be on there. So you just got to subscribe to the second channel as well. And that way, the schedule we were trying to come up with was hard for the producers leaving half the fans unsatisfied and half the fans were missing

things so two channels we'll get that going soon and then uh you'll get full full videos and full um interviews all back on this one channel so you don't have to go anywhere voicemails let's go wait one more thing the what the fuck del toro no uh del taco what what's the deal with del taco i don't know i thought it was like like in and out i thought it was like great oh in in california i forgot something here i was like why are you so aggressively looking at me? I was so disgusted. Okay, I've only had it once. And I got in a huge fight with my family then. So I never went back.

So I, for one, hate Del Taco. Wait, you got in a fight with your family at Del Taco? So now you don't eat at Del Taco? Yeah. It wasn't about Del Taco. It was just a fight at Del Taco too for different reasons. You got in a fight with your family at Del Taco so now you don't eat at Del Taco? Yeah. It wasn't about Del Taco. It was just a fight at Del Taco. No, it was about because my dad wanted me to get him cups and I didn't hear him and then he got all mad and then he was all quick and then they didn't bring the food out and then I forgot to bring the food.

It was this whole thing but it wasn't my fault. Anyways. Let it out, girl. Let it out, Jackie. So you don't like the tacos because of the cups. Yeah, I just fuck Del Taco. I wholeheartedly agree. I heard – But most people really like Del Taco.

It was really, really bad. Why? What did you get? It's like Chipotle, I'm assuming? No, it's more like Taco Bell. Oh. But it's – I just got like a – Taco Bell.

What's that? Taco Bell. Taco Bell. Dude, to be fair, I was also in a bad mood. Do not get me. You guys are just going to Del Taco with your life problems and then blaming them for it. Sorry your dad doesn't like you. Sorry you're depressed.

It has nothing to do with their tacos. Well, I had just done – I went to California for like the day and I had just done Jake's podcast and I walked out of – they have like a little building and the studio – the whole building is probably about the size of this room. And then there's a little studio and then there's a waiting room. And I walked out after doing the podcast and I just assumed no one would be there. So I just like flung the door open, whatever. And Rachel Bilson was sitting there. I just flung the door open, whatever. Rachel Bilson was sitting there and I freaked out.

I had a, not a panic attack, but just like my brain processed it so weird. When you see someone that gorgeous, I was just like, not a real person. I was like, wait, who is that? Who is that? Rachel Bilson. She stood up and she was like, hi, I'm Rachel. I was like, I'm

John. I'm John. I'm John. And then luckily, Jake like, bro, you're a person who's been around a lot of famous people.

You have to be ready to see them. That was, I thought I was coming into a new room. I grabbed my bag and I was going to be on my way.

But my point being that you've been around so many famous people now and you like, you know, like we realize that they're just kind of regular people. Yeah, and it's not even that. I'm like a Rachel Bilson – I like her very much. But I don't really know – I didn't watch JLC, so that was I think her major thing. Yeah. But I just – I know who Rachel Bilson is.

And Jake came out right after me as I was like finishing my stuttering. I was like, hey, Rachel, how are you? And I just went, oh, shit, my car's here. I got to go. And I grabbed my bag, grabbed my wheelie bag, and walked out, and there was no car. He called me. He was on the phone with me. He called me directly after this happened, and I've never heard a more flustered person.

He was like, I'm getting in my car now, but I didn't have a car. I was like, what are you talking about? He's like, I told Roger Wilson I had a car. I didn't have the car, but I have a car now. But because also the building is not tiny, but it's just not. If you're in the waiting room and I'm standing out front, you can see me. So I just started walking down Sunset Boulevard with your bag, a wheelie bag, and a backpack. And I walked for like a half hour.

I was just like, I got to get it together, man. You got to fucking tighten up, John. I was just like – Just beat yourself up for no reason. I had to get into the street at one point to cross a homeless guy's tent and just carry my little bag. And then I was just looking to re regroup and i didn't want to stop and get a car in the middle of the road so i found i found a del taco and i was like i'll just i'll regroup in there bro sometimes and i can't even imagine the house of horrors that it is

inside your brain like like all that i can understand being flustered by Rachel Bilson. But all you had to do was just like just order a car and just like sit there and wait for it. And instead you're walking around homeless men and you're worrying about ordering it in the middle of the street. A half-hour walk. Like you just tortured yourself mentally. I'm going to hurt like it came off really cool. Like maybe it was like, I'm John. Yeah, I have a car.

I like that. I have a car. Just no car. But then I also – I'm sure Rachel Bilson went in there and goes, who the fuck is that? It was a very LA 15 hours because obviously I saw Jake. I saw Rachel Bilson. And then getting on the airport, getting on my plane at the airport, Tim Robinson was on my flight.

Told him he should have said something. I'm very like leave people alone. But I don't know. In that moment, I think I would have just shot in some ridiculous manner. And he's going to say no, but like whatever. I didn't even tell you this. I didn't tell you in the moment because I knew that's what you were going to say. Where like, you know, you don't tell your friends friends who are gonna tell you like what you should do yeah and i was like

kevin's gonna be like yeah so so uh we were talking about the the lions and he was like did i tell you i was on a plane with him to la so that by that point it was like three days ago but i misspoke there it was from it was back from Okay, but either way. Yeah. Either way, I was like, how come he didn't tell me when it happened? There's the answer. Kevin's going to say the right thing, and I'm not going to do that. I mean, you saw him on the plane or in the airport? I saw him everywhere. Oh, no!

Bro. It's like an airport. Airplane. I'm not going to – someone's putting their bags in their shit and getting settled. I'm not going to be like, excuse me. I got a sketch show and blah, blah, blah. But if you had a chance at like the terminal or something – I had a chance at the terminal.

I was behind him in the Hudson News. Like literally he was in front of me in line. But he like – he clearly didn't like – not clearly because he wasn't like putting out like that kind of like leave me alone. He had the exact opposite of that energy where he's just a regular- dude but it just like well i think he's still not i don't think he's famous enough well like i was gonna bring this up shout out he he sat and fucking coached with the plebs actually at least i assume he boarded with me which was main cabin too i don't know where he sat but like he was he went on first class flights. Big money, man. A lot of money.

If you're spending your own money, unless you're mega rich, you're like, I'll just go two rows back. It was actually also way. It was completely fine. Just sitting on a plane for six hours. Well, I don't know. Have we talked about this before? I don't know whether first class has gotten lesser or main cabin has like – No, main cabin has gotten lesser still. Yeah?

Yeah. Because like unless you get one of those pods, which are dope, like you get like a bed. Yeah. It's really not. I mean, I don't know. It's not that different. No. I think people like when they offer you a drink and all that shit, it's like I don't give a fuck about that.

I don't want to pay $2,000 to have a glass of champagne. Yeah, for real. Don't need that. Maybe back in the day, like I think they used to do like hot towels, like fucking jerk your dick off and all this stuff. Maybe like before COVID, it was like more of a treatment. But like I don't know. When I started getting booked first class for Barstool, was one trip full fully we went to la and we had the bed and i was like this is awesome i loved i was like can we stay up in here and circle

the plane like i love it up here and then the other ones i'm like i don't know the chair's a little bit wider yeah yeah i this was my own book Barstool has deemed me first class. I have not deemed myself first class. Yeah. If I'm traveling on my own, I'm not paying first class prices. No way. No way. No fucking way. But yeah, he was back there. I had thought – because I saw him at TSA.

I texted to you. And then I was like, he must be going somewhere else. And then I went to get myself a water for the flight. He was right in front of me. I went to sit down at the terminal. He was there. And it was like, I had made the, I had been like, what am I going to say to him? And I just said, I didn't end up saying, because it didn't end up happening organically.

I was like, if I organically see him, I'm just going to give him a nod and say go Lions. But I didn't say that. I'll never forgive the Lions fans for not making that their thing. That was the easiest and best rally cry of all time, sitting right in front of them. And Tim Robinson

himself embraced it and went to the games and they still weren't saying it! Your quarterback posted it. The guy responded, to the game that'll do perfect phrase could have made a billion dollars on t-shirts you could be all screaming that'll do right now going the nfc championship game and you guys just didn't do it oh wait by the way you know i'm sitting in at the gate stoolies a row like a chair over from me, two chairs over. And he's like, hey, just want to tell you a huge fan. Love KC Radio.

Love Out of Order. You guys are such a cool sketch. Blah, blah, blah. And I was like, just, you know, Tim Robinson's over there. Dude, you should have ran. It's the second best sketch I went to. You should have ran a little one-two with him. Can you do that again in like two minutes with Tim Robinson talking about me?

I need, like, as he's boarding, someone to go, I love your sketch show. And then when he turns around to go, thank you, it's actually you? That would have been a great little hustle on Tim Robinson. All right, voicemails. Let's go. Wait, Kefi. Sorry. I had to pee before the show.

Actually, that's the thing. I think I have the strongest prostate in the world. The strongest prostate in the world. It's insane. Do you cum hard? Isn't that your prostate? I don't have anything to compare it to. Yeah, you do's insane do you come hard isn't that your prostate i don't have anything to compare it to yeah you do what do you mean you've seen fast come hard come soft oh oh oh no then i

think i'm just like i think that's what your prostate does well i can just i mean i can keep it tight like like you can just squeeze your your ass i boarded my flight to la having to pee i i like like the boarding was taking a little while and i was like is it worth walking over I boarded my flight to LA having to pee. Boarding was taking a little while, and I was like, is it worth walking over to that bathroom? Nah, never mind. Fuck it. And I was like, I'll just pee on the plane. I got on the plane.

I got two old women sitting next to me. They both conk out right away. Oh, no. I wasn't going to wake them up, so I just sat the entire flight having to pee. Six hours. But how bad do you have to pee? Before the flight, I was going, should I walk over to the show? I should probably just pee right now. Six hours. But how bad do you have to pee? Before the flight, I was going, should I walk over to the show? I should probably just pee right now.

Six hours later. And then, and it was also a woman on the plane puking next to me, which is... How sick do you think you have to be on a plane? She was the aisle over. But also, first of all, the flight attendants overdid the situation. They brought her a trash bag. So she just had her head in the trash bag. I think a barf bag would have done it.

It wasn't like you're filling up a garbage bag with puke. I know, but those barf bags, I feel, go the other direction. They're like a little lunch bag. It's like I'd need somewhere in between. What you need is the perfect thing is a bathroom garbage can. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that little thing. That's perfect.

But the flight attendants came and they had a wet towel on her head, they had an ice pack on her neck, and they cared for her for like 20 minutes, and then she disappeared for like an hour, and then she came back. She seemed fine when she came back. But I was like, I was actually texting Kevin about this. How sick do you think you have to be on a plane?

Because at one point when they were helping her, they were like, someone alert the pilot. And I was like, fuck. I'm taking this flight i'm we're gonna emergency land in kansas i'm gonna the whole reason i'm doing this is do a podcast i'm gonna do that via zoom from a fucking holiday inn outside the airport this is all worthless and we didn't end up landing obviously but like how sick do you need to be to have an emergency landing because this woman was like if i was her i'd like, land this fucking plane. I want to just lay down somewhere.

Bro, that's it. I can't stop puking. It seemed like she couldn't stop puking, shitting, whatever it was. We were talking about that last episode just being that sick when you're at home. If I was on a plane that sick, the closest I've ever been was super, super hungover from New Orleans back home. And I mean, I was sitting out of the bathroom like 10 times and uh you know i yeah if if i could have if i could have just if i could have fucked up that whole plane like 200 people's day and been like we're landing in you know uh tennessee or

shit i would have been like do it do it i gotta get off this plane i got i'm sorry guys i gotta get off this plane that is the worst fate i could like if you're sick to the point where you need ice packs on your neck and wet rags on your forehead like i'd be like i don't care i'm fine there's a bomb threat yeah what do i have to say to fucking i'm gonna kill all you now we're like this is this is uh this is like uh walking dead this is a terrible disease let's plan the plane one time i was like going to china we were halfway to china and then somebody got sick so we had to turn all the way back around went to san francisco what yeah wait say it again i remember being like this better be like something really serious because if it's somebody with like a bad hangover like that's fucked up we were halfway there jesus yeah it must be. I'm sure there is some level.

I guess they maybe ask you. Maybe they're like, how bad can you make it? But, like, I guess if hard stuff, you're landing right away. Aside from that, they probably ask you. And if they actually ask me, I'd be like, nah, we'll make it. Fine. But, like, in my head, I'd be like, oof, I wish we could get this fucking thing on the ground right now. They should just be able to throw you off the plane.

Give you a parachute and ejector and all that shit. i'll have somebody come pick you up in the middle of the ocean i honestly if you told me on that flight we can eject you you will land safely but like you have to like you know like sometimes they pick you up in the woods i think i would have said yes just get me off of this tin can right now all right, okay. Ruff and Rowdy is back in New England. Ruff and Rowdy is back in Providence, baby. This Thursday, January 25th,

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He's going to be treated like a king for the rest of his days in Alabama. I thought of this. Would you rather would you rather be king of alabama or live in pretty well in an awesome state like um you earn like 70 80 000 a year but you live in haw. Viva. I think this is a pretty easy one. Do you? I think it's kind of tough.

Really? I have no interest in being king of Alabama. I'll live in Hawaii. Yeah, but like 70 or 80 is not a lot. If we're talking Honolulu. Well, that number, that was pretty low. It's not like you're not. You can live very well, but it's not like king of – I mean Saban made $10, $15 million a year. Well, so I'm not thinking about it in terms of money. But I mean, yeah, if you're asking me money, I was thinking of it more as like –

But also like in Tuscaloosa,, what do you do with that money? But no, if you're... Don't you travel? If you're asking me, do you want to make $20 million a year in any state versus $70,000 in any state, I'm going there. Yeah. But I was thinking of it more as like... Not the money, like the way you're treated and live and stuff. I actually think the treatment stuff is an argument for Honolulu.

Nick Saban can't go to dinner. He can't just have a nice dinner. He's also vilified if he loses. It's like all the glory. Now that he's retired, it's all good. Now that you're retired, it's just free dinners and all that shit for life.

But yeah, this is one of those things where and it's not just Tuscaloosa, although I'm sure it's probably a little bit more with some of the hillbillies down there, but half the time, the people that love you,

these superstars are like, get off of me. You know what I mean? That's why I always- And not because they think less of you. I think Saban's just like, I just want to eat fucking dinner. But also,

I also do even think, I always get a kick out of the thought of trump fans yeah like he would literally spit on you you know some of these you know uh like real superstars not just sports superstars a little different like you're like a pop star and it's like oh my god i'm crying and that girl's like like security get him the fuck away yeah so half the time it's like they don't even like you but they're just that's like yeah all right i get a free dinner but i don't want to be around you animals yeah i i would i would think i think i think i think in honolulu is that what you're thinking i if it's money if it's just like straight money i i don't think i can take

seventy thousand dollars in honolulu specifically isn't honolulu like the most expensive place in the country yeah they like Because they import everything. But also, he said you could pick your state. I'd rather live in Maine. Yeah, I thought it was just going to be – I didn't think – that was an extreme one. Yeah. I think, again, if it's a normal life versus king of Alabama, and we're not just talking about straight dollars and cents, I'm taking a normal life.

I don't want to be the king of Alabama. I don't want to be anything in Alabama. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. After talking it out like where okay okay like what's the first thing you would do as king of alabama move build a wall build a fucking moat around my mansion and try to make it look like honolulu like import this is like when we used to do that would you live in Ohio, but you get like $100 trillion. Yeah.

And I was like, I would just make a dome that looks like I'm living somewhere else. I would just try to make it look like I'm not in Tuscaloosa. But. I mean, I'm just picturing Tuscaloosa like Tallahassee,

which is just strip malls. There's nowhere to thrive. Nothing you can do, really. There's got to be because of football. I would imagine with all those boosters and a lot of money, there's got to be a high end of it. But even like, yeah, Tallahassee, the capital, all the congressmen and stuff like that live there,

and senators and shit like that, right? No, I guess senators live in D.C. No thanks, man. But there's a lot of politicians, a lot of high end politicians, is what I'm saying. There was a downtown, and I'm sure there are outskirts that are nice. But like I don't know. I would – I said Maine. I'd prefer Vermont I think.

But the – I was thinking of it as like would you rather be like King of Alabama or like – Which is probably not that different honestly. I think you have to live a lifestyle though. Like if I was just making 70 000 with a shitty job in a state but if it's like i get the choice of like i'm gonna go be like a bartender or whatever you tell me i'm making 70 80 and i can pick my occupation yeah that's making 70 80 and i have to fucking work at like subway yeah if i'm working a shitty

corporate job yeah versus king of alabama i'm taking the king if it can be like do you want to be a bartender in like you know the islands for and you only make 70 grand but you're you know you're you just have like a hut on the beach like i'm taking that yeah so it is a little bit of you know a little more disclaimers on on the question itself but like bro are you i don't even want to know bro, I don't even want to know what real estate is like in Alabama. This is the nicest town in Alabama. It's called Mountain Brook, Alabama. It does look nice.

Yeah. That's quite pleasant. I'm sure you could get a castle in Alabama for like 200 grand. Yeah, that is actually – again, we talked about it. It's actually pretty easy. I'd take – but it's not even like speaking – it's not even about Alabama. It's a little bit about Alabama. It's a bit about Alabama, but it is –

If you ask me this question about USC, if you ask me this question about certain other schools – But even those, man, like being that kind of like I can't go in public is not – I can't imagine that being fun. But that's the thing about like USC is like you can because you're – he's just the biggest fish in that tiniest pond. There is no other fish in the pond. There's no fish. You're the only fish.

What are these prices? That's $2.4 million in Alabama. That must be $60,000. What is that? These are high prices. I'm kind of surprised. $859,000 in Alabama.

$859,000 for a three bed, what does that say? Four bedroom, five bath. That's still, I would have guessed that shit was like $100,000. Maybe I got Alabama all fucked up. I don't think I do.

Yeah. I'm sure there are some people who want the fame or whatever, the notoriety i don't i don't need that i'm good give me a nice easy life and somewhere that's a little better like that's more my speed or more my style next up what's going on kfc radio hope everyone's doing well um i have a fuck up that i'd like to share really quick thank you you know maybe see if you guys have ever experienced something along this in the professional world. Um, John, obviously I'm not talking to you. Um, so I just started at an accounting firm about two months ago. It's been

great so far. Um, you know, tax season starting. So, uh, you know, sending out emails to clients, trying to get everyone's financials in order, blah, blah, blah, bullshit. And also, something to keep in mind, in these emails, a lot of the clients have multiple entities or multiple companies. So I'm putting the company I'm referencing to in bold so they can see it. It fucking sticks out, okay? It sticks out. I'm sending an email to one of our clients. Their name is double blank, blank. I'm not going to say the name of the company,

double blank, blank. Okay. In the subject line, I wrote the name of the company, the exact name. Okay. In the body, I wrote double blank penetration, double blank penetration. Double blank penetration. I wasn't a Freudian slip. I was not thinking about double penetration. I was not thinking about Adriana Cechik, a Bella Danger. If I was, I would say it on here, okay? The guy above me caught it.

He was like, hey, dude, look at your last email. Tell me what above me caught it he was like hey dude look at your last email tell me what's wrong with it i spent three minutes looking at it i couldn't find what was wrong with it he was like you said penetration so yeah i fucked that up i'm not sure if i'm gonna get fired i don't think so but love you guys you said penetration is words you don't want to hear at work man uh it sounds like it probably was a freudian slip because it sounds like there's a lot of your brain up there you know the people you know the activity you know it all dude uh double penetration is a tough one to come back it is it is it is and it isn't you're getting fired that though not not not nowadays that's that's that would be like a you gotta when you work for like especially if you work

like a real company you have to fire you have to like check every box before you can fire somebody trust me i know like there was so many times i was like can you fire me and they were like not yet you still aren't qualified to get fired yet you have to fuck up for like another six months so i don't know if double penetration is gonna get it done right away and i think it helps that there was not that there was a space yeah yeah yeah you know double smith penetration i don't know whatever the fuck that name was like helps a little bit uh i guess it depends on what that word was you know it's it's very difficult not letting porn slip into real life where like you we thought you can't use words like anal and like it's it's but usually that's like up here yeah it's not on paper

where someone says a word and you go in your head you're going like i know what i'm thinking about dude i remember i got in a twitter war with i think i remember my model's name was chloe saxon who she was british and british people say they call it their avatar or whatever picture picture your dp and something profiled their i think it's your display picture maybe whatever it is oh yeah and i was like whoa what's going on over here she's like changed my dp or something like that and this is like a long long time ago and i quote tweeted it like whoa what's that and and she like got really mad at me and and then dave got mad at me not actually but because she i guess like stoolies are replying to her and she's like, alright, chill out. I didn't mean to offend your king. And Dave was like, no, I'm the king!

Of course he did. The letting porn slip out is tough. Particularly when it's DP. DP is not just porn. Yeah, DP is like a cut. That's a deep cut. On Jake's podcast the other day,

one of the calling questions, there was a call. One of the calling questions was like a girl called her grandfather jerking off. Bro, I don't think even we've done that. Holy moly, dude. That is. She was talking about all the. She's like, there were multiple women screaming. Like, he was watching porn porn.

And I said, oh, I was wondering what kind of porn grandfathers watch. Turns out it's a reverse gangbang. And, like, that fell flat. I was like, all right, different crowd. Who doesn't know? It's a lot of girls and one guy. Come on, it's a reverse of a gangbang. That's why me and you have gone on how many podcasts total together? Like maybe ten?

I was going to say five. Five? Yeah. It's better that way. Because if we go and bring this to the people, they're going to be like, what was that, dude? What do you think ATM is? Reverse gangbang. I said it like ready for laughter.

I think that – I mean – Like, all right, pervert. The caller didn't laugh. Jake didn't laugh. Garrett didn't laugh. I was like, all right. I think the barometer, like, you know, if someone says ATM to you, do you think of a machine or do you think of porn? Porn. Right.

I think that's the barometer right there. Are you a sick porn pervert? A lot of people would think of the machine first. That's not what I think of. Access to money? Once you know all the acronyms and the letters and shit You're speaking a different language You're speaking a porn language you fucking perverts

Get out of here I almost think that This guy's nickname is going to be penetration Even if he survives you've got to leave this company You can Maybe because people aren't porn enough Yeah they might not You could be like

I'm guessing this word started with a P I'm guessing it started with a P if it was like what's the word that sounds like penetration conservation or something like that and you just fucked up if penetration doesn't jump out that much

or if it is another P word I don't think most people are perverts. I disagree with that. In fact – You think most people know double penetration? I think most people are perverts. I would – Well, if you don't know about double penetration, I don't know if you're a real pervert.

You're not a real beater. I think – it's a good question. I'm going to say 70% of people recognize it without double. Double penetration? Yeah. The way you just said it higher it's also different with guys and girls you're gonna get like 100 of guys and like how how many girls you think know that jackie i mean it's not like an uncommon term no like like girls i say we could pull the office but everyone hears a pervert so yeah like when are girls dropping dp in conversation not often like you're not you're not doing it and you're not like sharing your porn

like watching so you're probably not taught the girls are probably not saying that very often but you see porn you yeah it's also just like – I feel like it's used outside of porn too, like in jokes and memes and everything. I would say 50%. 50? Yeah. 50 of the population or 50 of chicks? Girls. So that probably comes out to about 70%.

Sorry. A little light math here. It's about 70%. You think that there's a lot of double penetration jokes out there? Maybe. Maybe not. I mean, I'm warped. From looking here. And listening to you guys before.

But I don't know. I think you're alright. You're not going to get fired. But you're going to be the porn guy. You're going to be the creep and that's almost worse. Yeah, I'd shave the goatee. Everything right now is pointing towards

they also might be searching your hard drive. You might be getting a magnifying glass shave the goatee. Yeah, that's not a good, like, everything right now is pointing towards, like, they also might be searching your hard drive. You might be getting a magnifying glass put on you. I would go in, and it's the look

of a guilty man, but like, at least you can start to reframe the narrative. Get rid of the goatee. You go in like this, like, that dude says

double penetration in email. That's a no-brainer. Like, oh, who said it? Damn. Dude, that fucking guy with the goatee definitely said penetration in the email. That's a no-brainer. Like, oh, who said it? Dude, that fucking guy with the goatee definitely said it in the email. At least you're making the office talk. If they're like, I don't know who it could have been.

But there's going to be office scuttlebutt. Someone let it slip. Double penetration in the email. Right now, you're suspect number one, bro. Oh, my God. Double penetration is tough. All right. Next.

Last one. What's up, crew? Two questions. First off, fight super jealous that you got to go duck hunting in Arkansas, specifically Stuttgart. Super jealous of that. If you ever want to go duck hunting up 60 miles north of New York City, let me know.

We can set that up. And what was your favorite and least favorite part of duck hunting? And then second question, my wife said that she read about 80 books last year. Now, it's obviously 80 books of fairy fantasy porn, but most of them she listened to on audible. So I don't really consider that reading a full book more so than listening to a podcast. So do you guys think that listening to a book on tape is considered reading a book? I think that if you have, you have to flip the actual physical page and read the actual words on a

physical book to consider it reading a book. Yeah. If you try to say you read a book, when you listen to a book, you're a dirtbag. Yeah. I thought you were in a different take.

No. I don't fault you. I don't care. But you said I listened to it. You definitively didn't read. Right. There's a physical act. I don't even care

if you say I read it and you're just like, oh, I listened to it. It's when you're trying to tell me I read 80 books this year. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you just say I read it and you you're just like oh i i listened to it like it's when you're trying to tell me i read 80 books yeah yeah yeah if you just say i read it and and then you go oh like like can i borrow it and you go oh no i listened to it i'd be like all right whatever it's when you say how many books did you read this year i read 80 and it's like you listened to 79 of them you didn't read any of these fucking books completely so that's if you're trying to flaunt

it then it's a problem yeah yeah yeah uh but i i like whenever i try and get like into reading i'm like but i know all these words so why is it any different it's like i'm reading the words and i know them so it's like if what books you're reading wait what are you reading that do you read books to learn words no no but i'm saying it's like read like versus like the point of reading a book is to get the information from the book so it's like you can do that audio form and then but then i'll be like okay like i should like probably read it but then when i'm reading the words i'm like well this is just a less convenient way to get information because like it's not like i'm learning anything new i'm not better than anyone because i know all these words wait let me let me stop you there because you're yes but you're acting guilty about it so it's making you sound dumb like like i think you're

yeah it's just about getting the information into your brain or having the story told to you i do i do think there can be a little bit something extra to like if you're sitting on a beach reading a book and it's like you have it in your hand but the way you're you're you're you're like fighting people who aren't. Well, I'm thinking, like, an audiobook counts, should count as reading. No. No, no, no. Because, but it's, like, there's not, like, I'm getting the information from the book.

I've gotten information from 80 books. The only difference of actually reading the book is, like, my eyes deciphering the words. And it's, but it's it's not like it's challenging me in any way other than do you know what i mean no i get what you're saying but like there's more retention and shit i bet like when you listen to a book unless you sit there and you are like just staring at the wall intently listening to your story you're missing parts of it yeah yeah the whole part the whole reason you do it reading but if i said i ran to the office today you'd be like no you didn't but i was like well the point of it was getting here and i got here yeah it's like how did you get here yeah there's definitely i didn't do that word i said

i did when you read if if you there have been times i'm reading and my brain is thinking about something else and i'm like fuck i have to go like two pages back because i didn't get any of that same thing with when you're listening but like when you read or listen you have to do both of them intently and i think one is harder than the other one it's like subtitles on tv show like you get you i think you retain more and and like feel it more or whatever um i opened up a book last night i bought a couple books from amazon and probably the first book i've read since like freshman year of college. I'm ashamed to admit it, but I felt like the world caving in on me.

Three pages in, my chest hurt. I was like, this is a lot of – you have to pay a lot of attention. You kids just let your mind wander. Your past is dumb. Maybe we should be reading some books. Maybe it's not the same,ie it's just it's um owen gave it to me it's uh like a comedy writing book but basically i was just like this is really bad i can't write anymore i write i've always had bad handwriting but i'm only like ever like signing my name or writing out an address yeah yeah if i have to

write like when i would write the Elf on the Shelf notes, they're like a page. By the end of it, I'm like, my hand's like cramped and it's like complete chicken scratch. It's like I used to write out pages and pages and notes and all that shit. I had not written or really read in a long fucking time. I will say like I can only make it seven pages before falling asleep because I think it's like too much for me.

Like I'm just so tired with seven pages. People do read to go to sleep yeah exactly so like there is something that is very you it is a soothing like sleepy thing so then in order to do it you have to like be actively not you know it's like try to stay awake and yeah consume it so there is something about reading and if you're not doing that it's not the same i mean i i listen to books to go to sleep at night so there is some element of like of sleep in that as well but you are absolutely not reading but if you if you were if we were to like discuss a book and you listened to it and knew everything about it, and we debated about it or some shit, who fucking cares?

If you have the information, you have the information. I feel like the people who read are really on their high horse about reading as if they're learning a bunch of new things, but then whenever I'm reading, the point is I'm like, yeah, I know all these words too. But you keep saying that. I think you need to read better books. I learn new words like every page.

I also think it's kind of funny to open up – As the one that's spelling me so clearly, I know – I don't know. I mean if you read – yeah, listen. If you go read some like seriously intellectual books, you're definitely going to see words you don't know. But I also – like i don't get books to learn words i kind of do do you not not to not it's not the it's not the point of it but it's a nice like i'm always like i just i don't know what words are gonna be in this book i haven't

read it yet so i don't know if they're gonna be big words small words uh i'm just here to like either learn a topic or like a story or whatever, you know, fiction, nonfiction. It's kind of like the way I read is it's kind of like watching a stand-up or something like that. I hadn't thought about saying it like that or writing it like that or using that word there, describing it like that. Sure. Which you can mostly pick up from listening, but the writing part you can't where you're like, oh, that's an interesting way to write that phrase or describe that scene i don't i don't pick it and it's just the way i learned like i don't pick it up i don't when i'm listening i i like in headphones you've known it a million times but it's it's music phone calls whatever i'm like i'm doing something else i'm not really fully invested i found, I'll put a book on that.

I like, and I fall asleep at night and then I like got to try to find my spot and all that shit. And I, so I'm like not picking up the story and then I'll listen to a book. Like when we travel, like while I'm awake, but doing nothing that requires mind power.

Like we're just walking through the airport doing mindless shit. And then I can like, or driving in the car. But even that, like I'm still having so many other thoughts. Like when I'm driving or when I'm walking. Like I can't, I'm still noticing what people are wearing. Right. I'm walking.

Right. A book is like, you're just looking at that page. Yeah. I, I, I think there's a difference, but I'm also afraid to say that because Jackie felt very passionate about that. So I'm afraid she's going to be mad at me. No, I don't's a difference, but I'm also afraid to say that because Jackie felt very passionate about that. I'm afraid she's going to be mad at me. I'm just saying like, yeah,

no, if that's the way you like to consume it, that's completely fine. But when you're like, I read 80, I'm like, well, you didn't like,

like Kelly knows her favorite narrator. Yeah. Yeah. Like I, I, you can get deep into that game. I've definitely bought a couple of books based on a narrator, but like, she knows which one she likes and doesn't like

and all that sort of shit. But she ran around being like, I read 200 books. I'm like, no, you didn't, bitch. But the bigger thing is, don't brag about your book consumption. It's like, oh, you read 80 books? I have a job, okay?

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