KFC Radio - We React To Trevor Bauer Settling Dispute with Accuser, Lindsey Hill - Full Episode

Episode Date: October 5, 2023

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That as well. I've been off shoes, off sneakers. Yeah. Kind of mix it up. It's weird that- Got my red bottoms on. Oh, well. I've been off shoes, off sneakers. Yeah. Kind of mixed it up. It's weird that... Got my red bottoms on. Oh, shit. No, they're Del Toro.

I know, but that's cool. That's fucking dope. Check it out. One board member. I was going to say. I'm surprised you're wearing the same as this low life over here. Did anybody from Del Toro hear the episode or see any clips or anything?

Yeah, they confirmed that I was on the board. Bro. You're such a motherfucker with that little bro tweet. That was low. You went low on that one. You went low. Oh, before you go, I have a question.

Is it weird that I'm wearing this shirt? No. Is it weird when I wear it? I have the same one. I definitely got a look on the subway, and I was like, I obviously knew what I was doing. It's weird. It's weird. Yeah.

If you have a giant sign over your head that says, this is me dressing as Peter Pan as a little kid, then you'd be a little less weird. I've had this shirt for – my friends wore it for like my 30th birthday, and I've had it since then, and I've always worn it under a shirt. And today was the first day where I was like, you know what? It's kind of funny to not wear it under a shirt. Fuck it, yeah. And I stand by that it's kind of funny, but I see the other side too. It's a little weird. Super petty. Super pedo. Yeah, kind of funny to not wear it under a shirt. Fuck it, yeah. And I stand by that it's kind of funny, but I see the other side, too. It's a little weird. Super petty.

Super pedo. Yeah, kind of. But also, I don't know. I think it's gotten worn enough where it's kind of cool. It's just like, I don't know. That could be an album cover, like a retro album cover. If you put parental advisory on that, people would maybe... Because, you know, people probably walk around with their Nirvana shirt.

Yeah. And that guy's dick is out. It's just me. It's just you. But – I do like that when I was whatever age I am in this picture and I dressed like Peter Pan for a year, I like that seven-year-old me had a knack for foreshadowing. Never, never land.

Never going to grow up. I'm Peter Pan all the time. But I did get a look on the subway, and I was like, yeah, all right. Checks out. I get it. But also, I appreciate it. Bro, you've been getting judged by subway dwellers quite a bit.

That's not great. Well, I didn't get judged. I almost got in a fight, but that was... Well, they're judging you. They don't like you that i mean that one i'm 100 in the right i don't know if we were talking it's very quick but like it's just i was getting on subway been like three days in a row where someone started walking on before i walked off yeah i mean and i was like i'm not gonna i'm just gonna walk right through this guy absolutely and when that shit happens oh he was not happy he was did you not happy Did you get verbal?

He got verbal He like stepped at me and was like What the fuck are you fucking motherfucker But he was like this big and I just laughed really loudly And he was like disrespectfully loudly in his face Like It started with a smirk and the more he started going I just laughed louder

And then he turned and walked away I mean that's one where I will be like, I will sit down with you right now and explain subway etiquette. I will explain to you why I am in the right here. Fuck out of here. All elevators too. Same shit.

People rushing on. It's like, what the fuck, dude? Like, there'll be seats open. There'll be more space. The train's not going to leave. The subway's never packed. There's always a seat. I mean, at least the times I ride it. Like, the train's not going to leave. The subway's never packed. There's always a... Yeah.

I mean, at least the times I ride it. Like, it is... But for some reason, every single... And, like, it's not like I'm, like, rushing off. I'm standing there. Yeah. You, like, you... Right.

It's... I'm there. It's not like I come out of nowhere to go... I'm right there. I go first. Fucking crazy. Whatever. Animals.

They're animals. Okay. Who's... Who did we guest today? No. No. All right, just me and the boy Feidelberg solo today. Board member Pabst, Jackie behind the glass. We'll get it to voicemails.

We've got a couple of them on the assholes I think are good. We're going to start with the Trevor Bauer news, though. Yesterday, Trevor Bauer comes out with a video that has motherfucking receipts. Assuming that that's all real as well. If you didn't know the Trevor Bauer story, The Athletic wrote an article about him, uh, probably two years ago now. And, um, she said she,

she had a concussion with a fractured skull and two black eyes that she had a picture of. And she said that he punched her in the pussy and he put it in her ass while she was asleep. And like all of this crazy graphic shit. And, um, as he got suspended from the league for never yeah i mean it was like 184 games it was like the end of one season and then a full other one um and the whole time he maintained his innocence but never said anything um and then the the court case is now over that i don't uh so there's also so here i just want to get all the facts because

there's multiple accusers so there's still other open accusations i guess but this one which was kind of like quote unquote the main one if you will uh not to you know rank any of these things any of these accusations because they're all bad but this was like the one girl that was really you know in the news and uh so there's open cases there was also like i was reading some tweets that were like he wasn't really like exonerated as much as like the case was thrown out because it was like weird. Like they were like the whole thing was a shit show. And so I don't know like legally what happened.

All I know is that if this fucking video is real and everything he says in that is true, bro, I mean, why would, I don't, I guess when they tell you to like have to legally, but I would have just been like no i'm putting this out right

fucking now because it doesn't matter yeah i mean well it doesn't matter a lot of people are being like holy shit he deserves all the apologies he deserves uh you know you can like sue the league and all this shit um the girl molly knight who wrote the article i think deleted all of her trevor bauer tweets and went private on social really she was the girl who wrote i article, I think, deleted all of her Trevor Bauer tweets and went private on social. Really? She was the girl who wrote the... I saw one thing where, like, the Athletic had her medical records. The skull?

And it was like, they reported her skull was fractured. It just wasn't. It just wasn't. That one is really bad. Because you... Like Dave was saying with his article, like, with his shit, the newspapers can always go like, well, I didn't know they were lying.

Like the victim told us the story and we reported it as accusations or whatever. But if it's like you had the medical reports and wrote something that wasn't in there, then I think you're lying. Yeah. So that's where I think they'll be fucked. I did a one minute, man. I don't like Trevor Bauer as a person. I just think he's an asshole. When this first broke, I did a long one-minute man explaining all the details in the article.

But, you know, I kind of left it at, like, if Trevor Bauer was punching somebody in the pussy and doing that shit, he's a fucking weirdo. Stay away. Um, but it, you know, there was, I did like list all of the shit that happened. And then for that to all, like,

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at the camera and then the text messages are like I'm going to trap this man for his money. I genuinely don't understand. So I also think Trevor Brown is an asshole because he's an asshole. And I saw this video. Let me just interrupt real quick. He was an asshole before this. Yes. He's an asshole before this. Yes. He's an asshole. And that's like you can't – that's the number one thing that people do.

They're going to be like, I don't like Trevor Bauer, so I want this to be true. Yeah. And it's just not. You know what I mean? Right. And he's an asshole. You don't have to go defend him or whatever. But it's like that guy deserves to at least at least be like this is the fucking this

is the truth yeah you know and it's like yeah i don't like him for a million other reasons but he didn't do he didn't do this shit i i started the video like all right i'll watch this assholes yeah and then like half of the video i was like holy shit he's still an asshole but it seems like he's not a raping asshole yeah right right it's like not a rapist is, you know. But the – like watching it, I guess it's naivete or ignorance. Like I just genuinely don't understand how people like this exist. Again, I'm going to stop doing the fucking caveats. But like if all those texts are real in that video like i genuinely don't understand

how you wake up in the morning and live and like your life yeah like how do you exist as a person and and you know if the reverse of the situation had been true i wouldn't understand how a person like driver bauer exists but i don't understand how a woman like this is a person like how you get up every morning as i've said and just like okay time to go about my day and send text like people who said people who text messages dumb don't ever fucking text if you're gonna like i mean i mean i could see like um like i could see like alex cooper and like and sophia like sending text messages being like i'm gonna trap this guy for his money. Like, you know, like saying – But if you do it – Even joking about it.

I don't understand how – But that's – I think that that's a joke. You know what I mean? I think there is a – you know, there's just some chicks that do this. It's like I guess – I'm sure there's guys that manipulate too, but it's like, this is just maybe, you think maybe it's like guys manipulate by like,

they're physically bigger and kind of like stronger than you and can like manipulate you and like harm you that way. And girls can't do that. So they come with this shit. I don't know the psyche of, cause like you said, like what, like that psyche to me is like you're fucking crazy what do you what do you like how do you live with you know what you know what sucks is the word crazy crazy you can't use the word crazy anymore because then it's it's too and i agree girls are crazy everyone everyone you it's like any word that gets popular and it

just starts getting misused where it's like like oh dude my ex is crazy and it's like any word that gets popular and it just starts getting misused where it's like, oh, dude, my ex is crazy. And it's like, oh, why? Because you guys got in a fight one time. That's not crazy. You were yelling at each other. This kind of shit is fucking crazy. And it is, I don't know, that's the word I'm going to use. Crazy.

This person's crazy. This is a crazy woman right here. This is, I don't get how, like, I don't know. I'm just going This is – I don't get how – I mean – I don't know. I'm just going to keep saying I don't get it. I don't get how you can do that. I think it's usually like a sense of entitlement.

Like they deserve to be treated in such a way. And if you're not giving that to them, they're like it's my – I'm going gonna take it or force you into it or whatever but it's like what what is really crazy is usually at the heart of this is like a girl like she wants him you know to either like what be in a relationship with him or have sex or whatever like usually is it the girl doesn't like a guy she's like fuck like, fuck him. You know what I mean? But it's like, when they obsess over a guy, they do this shit. And this shit is the stuff that keeps, like,

sending them running. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like, if you wanted him, I don't know, like, if you wanted his money and shit,

you probably just, like, should have fucked him and been normal. He would have given you money. I think all that, I think all, I hate all relationships.

All of them. Because I think, They're so stupid. I think, but like, even like stupid Whenever I'm in a relationship And like I'll always have a girl say It's happened before where a girl's like Oh yeah I knew you liked that so I pretended to like that Or something like that

And I'm like I get it Because I do the same thing Where I'm like Not pretend to like something but I'll be more interested in something That's different though I get it because I do the same thing where I'm like – not pretend to like something, but I'll be more interested in something. That's different though. But even at that level, I'm like, hmm, I feel duped now.

Yeah. Like any time you form a bond with somebody and they're like pretending to like something – again, pretending doesn't work because I do the same thing where it's like – it's a show of affection because I want to be interested in yeah but the

that I think is fine but I I think so to me it's my own shit but like I I'm always like well what the fuck then

so like it's not I don't feel lied to but I feel tricked when you break up or something just when I hear it even like I'll stay together I won't like be a fight about it but I'll, but I feel tricked. When you break up or something? Just when I hear it. Even like, well, I'll stay together.

I won't like be a fight about it, but I'll be like, hmm. I feel kind of tricked. What I'm saying, when you hear what? That like you didn't actually like something as much as you did. Oh, when they do it for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Totally. I'm like, wait, am I a fucking idiot then? Well, I mean, I have said to myself many times, like, how stupid can you be, dude? But I also, it kind of goes back to when we were talking about the internet when people were like, you got duped by that. And it's like, well, I don't know. I just believe what you told me. Yeah. And so, like, when someone, you know, it's like, oh, you didn't, like, you didn't know that she was crazy or, like, you believed that thing.

I think it's just laziness. I think that's why you can easily trick me. I'm just lazy. Yeah, I think it's lazy and you're not like a low-life piece of shit. You know what I mean? Where it's like I don't think about like, oh, they're probably manipulating me and scamming me and fucking with me right now because I don't do that to other people. I don't even know how to look for the signs. You know what I mean?

It's like Dave. I don't even know how to say misogynic because I'm so not misogynic that I call it misogynic I will say the I think it's okay to take interest in what your spouse

whatever partner whatever you're fucking you know or like I agree I think two things

one it depends on like how long you've been together can't just be like boom right away. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And two, the intensity with which you do that.

Correct. Like, I'll be honest. It was, not to go back to Taylor, but, like, a girl being a baller on that level, all of a sudden being, like, all in on the Chiefs and the colors and the uniform and the, you know. I was kind of like, whoa, whoa. Like, you know. Let him come. Like, play, like, you know, let him come, like, play ball a little, like, play hard to get a little bit.

I agree, but he also started it. I agree. But he was also like, I want, I tried to get her, I was at her Swifty show and I tried to get her my bracelet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that stuff. But I agree on both sides. I could see, I could see him wanting it, but she should be like, yeah, fuck, I'm not gonna

put your jersey on right away or whatever, you know what I mean? Some shit like, I'll do that when we're down the road. Because then where do you go from here, you know? And it's just, you know, like when you – I'm thinking of sports in my head. Like if somebody was dating me and all of a sudden was like, let's go, Matt. I'd be like, oh, come on. Can't I have my own thing for a little bit? Yeah, that's the other thing, too.

As I've gotten older, I have flip-flopped probably three or four, four or five times over the course of my life from, like, man, wouldn't it be so great to date a chick who likes sports to being like, oh, well, now I've got to watch sports with her all the time and I'd rather have my guys do that. Yeah, yeah. But then come back and be like, but ultimately it's better because she gets it when I'm, like, wanting to watch. I go back and forth all the time on that.

But there is something to be said for, like, you know, it's like, oh, you like to golf too? Oh, great. You know. I remember that was an ATI question, like, have your girl go to the gym with you. Like, I don't want. Bro, there's an old man at my gym who wears a high school t-shirt from my hometown all the time and my parents are begging me to talk to him and just like

like just find out what the fuck he's an old man in new york city who's clearly from our hometown yeah just say hi and like find out who he is like he probably knows us and shit like that and i'm like that's the last thing I'm ever going to do. Ever. I don't want a gym companion. When I'm doing my own things, I like to have my own things. And I made the mistake of wearing a Bruins hat one time at the gym. Now I've got to talk to this guy from LOL every day.

And now I just wear black and black. I wear black shirts, black t-shirts, black shirts every day. That's great. I am nothing. You don't know where I'm from. You don't know what I like I am no No things

He was during the playoffs last year He was like What do you think about tonight I'm like Fuck Son of a bitch But the Yeah

The It's I don't know I feel bad for Jerry Bauer I still think he's an asshole For different reasons I definitely There's a brotherhood of guys

We've been fucked with These episodes are fun When we just unspokenly work through our own shit Yeah We're spokenly We're spokenly doing it We're speaking it. I do wish I almost, like, was, like, ride for the homies more, like, off the bat, being like, this chick is probably lying.

It's so hard. Dude, I will say it's getting increasingly harder to believe all women, but more importantly, like, you cannot trust anything anymore. I was going to say, I just don't believe anybody ever. Right. Like, we talked about it with Dave and all the shit that people write about him. You know, The Athletic, like... With anything, to be clear. By, like, their general persona and reputation, I would would be like if something is written by the

athletic like they investigated it and they vetted it and it's like why did i why did i assume that like they're a relatively new publication they went and they signed like a whole bunch of like sideline reporters and like fucking talking heads it's not like these people are like you know out of coming out of like columbia journalism school or or some shit or like a bunch of authors or something. But like there's just a certain reputation with like, I don't know, the way you write sounds articulate. Like you got to use big words. So I'll believe you. And it's like – but then you read like, you know, something like the opposite and you're like, well, I don't know that one either.

It's like I can't trust fucking anything ever again. That's why I hate – That's why I'm going to do Greatest Survivor. I'm not going to trust anybody. I've said I'm good at keeping secrets because I'm not really listening. Yeah, yeah. I'm good at this because I don't believe you. I don't want to tell it to anybody else either.

I don't want to talk to anybody But like I hate the middle man Like takes But it's at a point where I'm like That's all I can do Just be like Like when I do one minute man these days A lot of times it's like Now if this is believed to be true

I think XYZ But if this is believed to be true This is like you know It's ABC And it does It like I think I've increasingly throughout my career gotten more and more into like well i don't like when things are i'll have an opinion when he's in

jail like true yeah i don't know well it sounds not great if you want me to get worked up about it i'm not going to because we'll see what happens yes but like and then it like it takes you know two years and you're kind of like oh oh, wait, what was the case again? And it's like, eh, whatever. It makes it all hard to be an entertainer because I don't believe anything, and you can't get worked up about it. Like, I don't know. We'll see what happens. We almost need, like, we should just put this up here.

Allegedly, all opinions are based on what we perceive to be facts at the time, whatever the fuck it is, you know? I would have to imagine The Athletic is going to be in some trouble. Yeah, I would be... I mean, you can't... I guess it comes down... It's one of those things where it's like, either you did it intentionally or you did it...

Unknowingly? Yeah, but that's not the word I'm trying to think of. But yeah, like, it's either it was malicious or... Negligent? Negligent. Yeah. to think of. But yeah, it was either malicious or negligent. Negligent. Either way, you're fucked. Yeah, either you weren't doing your job well or you were like really not doing your job. You're being fucking, you know, going after somebody.

Either way is not good. There's no good way to have it come out. I would say negligent would be better. But not, because with something like that, it's like you should say to yourself, this is too radioactive, too third rail for me to go in on because I don't have all the facts. But she'll just say, like, I thought she was telling the truth. The medical records thing is sus. If they said we had the medical records and, like, wrote about that, she'll probably be like,

I was in a doctor, I can't interpret it, some bullshit like that, but that's... But, like, you should talk to her about it. Maybe you shouldn't. Right. And that's where the negligent thing comes in. I believe, I believe that Molly Knight has, like, was the champion for women's rights,

and particularly had written about domestic abuse and violence and stuff like that, which is all very well and good when you're correct, and you're going after the right guy. But I think that might have become her beat, if you will, which is kind of crazy to think but it's like that you almost hope you know deep down probably you're like oh and a story for me you know what i mean that is that's one of and i'm i'm gonna say the internet but i mean i'm sure it happened with old media too where like when you get a good response to anything you're like i'm gonna do more

of that i'm gonna do more of that and then you're eventually probably gonna find yourself in a hole like I don't have one but this one looks like you know good enough and it's a big name and you know all that shit and it happens with every topic

and all that stuff but like there is I think it's that addiction to praise and being like you're doing great you're doing great

you're doing great work and shit I don't have any great work right now I'll there you go yeah it is but you know if somebody came to me i guess you know this is

you can't say until you're in the moment but if you were if somebody was like you can't talk about this or it will jeopardize your case legally and like give them the upper hand and you might go to jail. I've always said I'll take anything other than jail. But in this case, like, you're fucked if, like, you don't speak up right away. Yeah, I think. I don't know, obviously. But, like, I think Dave is someone who's the same, and he didn't speak up.

I guess he did right away. Oh, yeah. But dave is the opposite i guess i don't but i don't think he was being legally that was just like uh because you know he said like i don't know never mind i i don't i don't know enough to speak on anything um i think he he can't he sued her in order to try to get the evidence that he could like see what they had but that doesn't work that way but so that I think they were just like writing an article about him they were not like charging

going after him with charges and then he sued her and they were like you're never going to win this because newspapers like never you know lose but he wanted to try to find like, should then show me the text messages, show me the evidence you're talking about. But the system is like so corrupt. You don't even get to like see the evidence against you. Um, so it might be different if, you know, this, these are like, I, I am pretty sure I remember reading about this, that it wasn't criminal.

The criminal thing he had already been cleared of and that this was civil. So in that case, I just feel like a lawyer could tell me no. And I'd be like, it's happening, dude. I don't know. It's how I'm putting,

if you, if you knew for a fact, like if you're like, no, if it was some, he said, she said shit. And you were like,

I did, you know, I did like whack her in the face. it was some he said she said shit and you were like i did you know i did like whack her in the face and like i thought she liked it but she didn't like but if you are like i have the evidence of her with no black eyes because that means if she like put on did she did he say like she puts on makeup and shit like that like about the black eyes in the video no no because that he just said like. Because that, yeah. He just said, like, you can see her. She's fine. I'm asleep. So, like, if I was, like, I'm...

Also, like, this is actually perfectly Trevor Bauer. I guess I can't speak because I'm not a sleep mask guy. He has a mask on when he's sleeping? If you put on an eye mask when you're, like, in bed with somebody, you're an asshole. Total asshole. Like, dude, we just... Imagine being, like, yeah, you just fucked this girl, and you're in bed with somebody? You're an asshole. Imagine being like,

you just fucked this girl and you're like, goodnight. See you in the morning. You didn't watch the video? No. She pans over to him and he's sleeping on his back, which is weird. Hey, don't knock him, man.

He's sleeping on his back in an eye mask. It's like, what are you, outside? 24 hours of sunlight? It is, to be fair. It is very bright in the room,? Outside? You know, 24 hours of sunlight? It is. To be fair, it is very bright in the room, but I don't know. Close the blinds. I think – again, because I don't sleep with people like that really where like – You're just silly.

You look like a silly asshole. I feel like if you're having one-night stands, maybe if you're an old fucking married couple, you can put on your night masks. Oh, yeah, yeah. To be clear, I'm not talking about like an eye mask like under under your eyes like for skin like one of the blackout masks so it's dark and uh you're an old couple and you read and you turn on the lights and you fucking put on the eye mask and go to sleep that's a different thing if you're just like fucking a person for the second time when you pop on an eye mask yeah i don't know man that seems crazy especially if you're like for some reason like being a professional athlete who's like supposed to be some sort of you know have a reputation to be like gotta get my beauty rest

okay dickhead like i wonder i wonder if like when this video came out if because it looks ridiculous like you can kind of see in the bottom you can kind of see like yeah he's got he's got like one of those like it looks like a fucking ergonomic pillow yeah he's like kind of see it in the bottom you can kind of see like yeah he's got he's got like one of those like it looks like a fucking ergonomic pillow yeah and he's like kind of sleeping in like almost like a like a donut hole of and then he's got the eye mask i wonder if he was like damn i wish i wasn't wearing it like i like i if this was me i would consider like well just won't show the part where she paints to me. But it's pretty important that I'm in it. It's like blurred out. No, no, no.

You do like a Jimmy Simpson in Always Sunny where you kind of just draw eyes on like photoshop. No, I'm not wearing an eye mask with the person I fucked the second time. But yeah, I mean, to sum it up like um i'm sure there are some guys that do stuff like this too but as always big generalization and stereotype here i just i can't believe that they're you know there is certainly guys who do it there's like anyone it, you're a fucking psychopath. You're a fucking asshole. I just feel like it's usually a female. I think this woman has mental issues.

It's not like a female. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. I wonder why doesn't this happen to female celebrities? Because guys definitely do it to regular women. And guys definitely do it. And theirs are probably more physical and stuff like that. Yeah, I think that's why I asked the question earlier. Do you think the male version of this is like I hit you or I inseminate you physically? Because I don't know.

I have not heard many stories. I hear of guys stalk stalking, being like... That happens to female celebrities a lot. Yeah. Where it's like obsessive, like following, texting, or calling somehow if you have a number, showing up at the house, or like physically hitting. I feel like there's there's that version and then it's usually more female is like using your phone social media the the law your your public perception yeah to manipulate you know like

i'm not i i don't hear many stories about a guy being like i'm gonna release our text messages to the world if and you're a girl you know what i mean yeah i but like i wonder why like like uh like i think the the stereotype whatever is that you know like the guy guy celebrities are fucking everybody i feel like that doesn't translate to female celebrities that like sagan like that like like oh rock stars they fuck all the chicks why isn't it assumed that rock star women aren't fucking all like groupies and stuff like that too? And it never happens that like a guy did something to – has a video of them in bed again differences about like men and women where like I don't think if you're a female rock star you like want to fuck groupie dudes. Like oh you're going to like throw me some lame dick. Don't care.

You know what I mean. A hot chick can just you know get fucked and a guy's like cool whatever. But there are hot dudes who like fucking rock stars. Yeah, yeah, but I mean, I don't know, Jackie, what do you think? I feel like it's not, you know, it's not as desirable to just run through, like, random dudes that, like, don't know what you like

and don't know how to make you cum and, like, all that sort of shit. I also just, like, I mean, first of all all it is definitely like a you know you you're obviously looking for someone like with like status is like evolutionary wise like you want somebody probably you're like i don't know if it's like a groupie that definitely feels kind of i don't know yeah i also think that's a thing like girls guys i think guys, I think, like girls who are groupies, who are like, you're so awesome. And I think typically girls are usually like, it's the opposite.

Guys that, like, blow them off or, like, you know, if you're, like, all about a chick, she's like, ew, that's going to be the ick. Yeah, you're turned on by that. So, like, a groupie, if someone's like, I am a diehard fan, it's probably like, get out of here. I'm going to go fuck Travis Kelsey. Trying to tell me I don't have a shot at Taylor.

Kelsey tried to give her a bracelet man that's groupie behavior yeah that is true but like that chick said in the video the other day you know he's 6'5 and about to fucking you know pound her through the mattress

so I also don't think that women can talk about it as much like if you know if you are like it's probably a little bit more taboo

for a woman to be like yeah I'm fucking I'm fucking everybody I'm fucking all my stuff. My fucking stance. I guess – so if a dude – like what – no, obviously, super hypothetically, I fuck Taylor Swift. No, Taylor Swift relationship.

I don't want to fuck with that. Like, I don't know, whatever. Ex-celebrity. Selena Gomez. Selena Gomez, sure. And I was like, she's into BDSM. She tied me up. She fucking put fingers in my ass.

Like, would that be as big a story? Probably, because it's Selena Gomez. I feel like, remember when Terry Crews came out and was like, I've been raped before? And everyone was like, that's who it was, right, Terry Crews? I don't remember when Terry Crews came out and was like I've been raped before and everyone was like you're a pussy that's who it was right Terry Crews I don't remember if he said rape

I'm sure he definitely did to the porn at one point I'm pretty sure he said he was like physically assaulted and everyone was

kind of like you're a pussy or like how could that happen you're so fucking big and he was like he was a powerful executive

but like the same kind of story where I was like I was like, I was into it, but to go too far. Oh, yeah, nobody would care about that. Nobody would care. So that's basically... I mean, I think care is the wrong word.

I think it would be, they would care. I do not think she would get in trouble for that. She didn't listen to my safe word. Yeah. I mean, it was like fucking crazy, maybe, mean, if it was, like, fucking crazy, maybe. But if you were like, yeah, you know, she put a finger in my ass and that was not allowed, I think, you know. I mean, yeah. I guess now that I'm thinking about it a little more, like, we do know how it would go.

It would go like every teacher sex scandal. Yes. It's like, good for that guy. Well, lucky day. Lucky him. He was a 14- old boy yeah getting fucked by a science teacher the most like living out the dream i mean i used to say that shit too yeah but like and part part of that is also just like having fun fucking around but like that is it would be horrible that's so horrible if like an eighth grade boy is like his first introduction to sex is like

some old teacher blowing him or something like you're gonna be fucking warped in the head for sure so i i don't think that like a man would be less likely to come out with that and admit that yeah then but i'm talking about doing it for money like it seems like that was this was her intention like you'd have to think at least once ever there was a situation where a male fan or a male groupie or whatever this woman is was in a position to have some text messages and have a story where like sex went a little awry to at least try it. That's almost what your first example was. But I think you're talking about if that guy was like,

I'm going to release this video of you kissing me, that sort of thing. Yeah, I guess. I think that, again... I honestly don't really know what I'm saying. I think that girls, a girl like this, was openly like, I'm going to get this guy to choke me, and I'm going to take his money. I don't think guys, many guys do that. But I'm wondering why. Yeah, I mean, I also just think it's like... I'm not advocating for it, I'm just wondering the psychology I think it's also goes back to just like probably money

gender roles when it comes to money and where it's like girls girls are the gold diggers you know guys are they're earning and they have the money and the girls want to fuck a guy for money that certainly goes start to show me the Amelia Earhart I'm the Amelia Earhart of gold digging.

Of taking celebrity women's money. That would be great. That would be so awesome. If you just took Gwyneth Paltrow for all her money. I got that goop cash now. Gwyneth would be a believable one, too. I'd be like, she made me fucking do yoga for eight hours. Dude, that would be a believable one, too. I'd be like, she made me fucking do yoga for eight hours. Dude, that would be really funny if sort of like when Me Too was going on

and the joke or the conversation was always like, oh, like so-and-so is probably sitting at home sweating bullets. Like he's next, you know. If there was a female version of that, she's like, oh, my God. That's what I do every weekend. I for sure put my fingers in that guy's ass. That's illegal now? That would be so fucking funny. Call her girlfriends.

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Okay. This is like a text to me. I'm sure it's from another podcast or something like that. What would you do? I guess, are they the asshole? This is just a story because this person is definitively an asshole. Okay. You never know.

It was a fiancé. A fiancé? He said it. My fiancé. My fiancé. Do people say fiancé to their assholes? Wait, who say it in general? Like, sometimes you can tell people like to say it.

So, like, if you're friends with somebody, like, if I was engaged to somebody, and you would know them very well, and instead of saying her name, I'd be like, my fiance, my fiance, my fiance. Oh, yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, bro, that's Samantha. What are you talking about?

People do that with wife, husband and wife, or fiance. Like, well, you you know my wife says this My wife says that It's like dude that's my fucking cousin It's not your wife She's a person That shit drives me crazy I get that

But it was a fiance Who was nervous About getting married Because she was worried her husband Was going to find her stash. I would like people to guess what the stash was. Jackie, you want to go first? Wait, wait. Say that one more time.

A fiancé and she was worried that her husband was going to find her stash and what his reaction would be. What would you be scared of? What kind of stash do you have that you would not want your fiancé to find? Stash. No one's ever going to guess it. Really? So I guess I'll just say. Well, I mean, you know, I was thinking a stash can be drugs.

Okay. It can be drugs. Okay. It can be like porn. Okay. I think maybe like sex toys. Wrong. Like clothing. Like a guy could have cross-dressing stash. I don't think girls could really do that.

Stash. A stash of my favorite. yeah, girls are so dumb. This is probably going to be, like, so innocuous and, like, nobody's going to care. I think, like, I wouldn't love, like, a guy to see all the stuff that I use to keep – like, I would like it just to be, like, oh, like, she just naturally, you know, like, face shavers and – Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, oh, that bitch is hairy. Shave your face? Yeah, like, you know, like, I have a mustache. I'm constantly, like, yeah, yeah. It's like, oh, that bitch is hairy. Shave your face? Yeah, like, you know, like I have a mustache.

I'm constantly like... Yo, you know what's so funny? Bro, you shave your face? Yeah, everyone shaves their face. Dude, they all do. What do you call it? What? It's like microderm or something.

But you shave it with like a men's razor? No, no, no, no. No, that's what's funny. Oh, okay, that's different. No, but this is what's funny is the ones that I've seen, at least I don't know if we're talking about the same thing, okay. That's different. No, but this is what's funny is the ones that I've seen, at least, I don't know if we're talking about the same thing, Jack. It's like basically a straight blade razor dressed up to be like pink and like it's covered like, and so it's, I don't remember the term, but it's something like microblading. I've heard that term before.

And I saw one, and I don't know if I'm getting the term right, but I was like, that's a motherfucking razor. That's just a fucking razor that you're using to shave your mustache no no no i'm i mean i'm using like a like thin blade but that's yeah yeah exactly what you're talking about yes but that's you like get in the bathroom mirror and you're like yeah yeah they're shaving they're shaving their mustache but it's but it's good marketing because jackie's like no no i'm microblading it's like a cute mustache yeah why do you you guys get – why do we get mustaches? Why do people get mustaches?

I don't know. I think hair is grown as a protector. To what? Like why – yeah, why is – I know your eyebrows are sweat. Yeah, your eyelashes keep shit out of your eye. Your eyebrows are sweat. This is protecting probably from the sun and stuff.

It could be the same thing for – But you don't get it on your cheeks and stuff. It could be the same thing for... But you don't get it on your cheeks and stuff? You just get it on your lip? Just like lip, but there's peach fuzz too that people try and get rid of. I dated girls before who had a lot of peach fuzz. Too much peach fuzz, yeah.

Yeah, I know. That is like a thing or whatever. Yeah. I've made out with fucking... What's his name? Who's rednecks north of Richmond or whatever it is. I've made out with fucking, what's his name? Who's right next north of Richmond or whatever it is?

Richmond. Oliver Anthony. Oh, yeah. I've made out with Oliver Anthony before basically. And also, this also reminded me yesterday

like when you guys came into my apartment, I remember I had to hide like my, because I have like exfoliating gloves, but they're the same

thing as the gape gloves. Oh, my God. That would be, that's a good step. I didn't know you guys could, like, have gape gloves. Yo, if I ever found out that a girl that I just know had gape gloves, it would, yo, it would shatter me. I would have to break up with that person as a friend. I'd be like, well, we have to fuck now, or I can never talk to you again.

But you got gape gloves, girl? That is very, very funny. It's also just so terrible that we poisoned her mind to the point that she sees a pair of gloves, and she's like, the guys are going to think I used that to open my asshole. That is terrible, dude. we were in jackie's apartment yesterday filming a sketch that is very funny my new favorite very fucking funny it's a 10 out of 10 jackie and sass are so

fucking funny um sass is hilarious is it's it's really really you're you're very good i both you jackie's so hard to play that role. Yeah, yeah. That's very true. But in general, she's good, and she doesn't get it. And she's so hard on herself. Like the first thing she says on the skit is like, hi, or something. And we were all watching it.

And so on the skit, she's like, hi. And Jackie goes, mm. As if there's like a bad way to say hi it's like um but oh by the way uh facial hair is for you know protection for biological purposes for vulnerable regions around the jaw to help during strikes in combat oh yeah what does that fucking mean it's like if you would hit with a fucking sword in my face. That's the dumbest shit I ever heard. But the stash is a jar of his cum.

She keeps his cum? When she goes to the bathroom, she spits it into a jar. First of all, she's sucking a lot of that dick huh i am all together simultaneously all at once turned on and disgusted oh i'm just strictly disgusted that's so deranged i'm yes i don't want you oh it goes, by the way. She... How much? I don't know. I didn't get specifics. But the... She will...

She takes it out. I'm gonna puke. It actually makes it less disgusting, but still incredibly... Takes it out of the jar, or takes the cum out of the jar? Takes the cum out of the jar. What? She... She play with it like Nickel. Dude, what? She, uh... She play with it like Nickelodeon Gak?

She feels guilty because she has this secret that she secretly spits her fiance's cum in a cup, and then she dehydrates it, uses a spice grinder, and snorts it to give herself the feeling of her crazy days when she did drugs. This is not a real story, is it? I mean, I didn't make it up. Someone could have made it up and told me, but the... Because we have heard... There was like a voicemail or something about a guy keeping the cum, right?

It was a cum jar for sure. Yeah, there was a cum jar around. And I think he didn't want her to find it. It was the other way around, I think. Or he did find it, and she did find it, and it was like, what the fuck? I am a to find it. It was the other way around, I think. Or he did find it, and she did find it. It was like, what the fuck? I am a little turned on. Don't.

Not because of, like, literally all that stuff. But if you're just like, I just fucking love cum so much, that's not. No, dude, that's like, I mean, I would break up with you. It's a bridge too far i would break up with you in a heartbeat i probably went to you right in a heart but i would fuck you one more time i would fuck you and be like you want this go yeah i love the is it's i mean like it's a it's a violation kevin if you told me you were doing it i still wouldn't like it but like bro that's my dna you know you can do with, like, bro, that's my DNA.

You know what you can do with that shit? Yeah, for real. That's the other problem. You can't break up with that girl because she's clearly crazy. And she also has a lot of your DNA. Like, I'd throw her to the wall and then throw bleach at the wall, like, after a crime. So you can make sure. Or maybe I just, I guess I could just skip a step and pour bleach into the cup.

But the. Yeah, why would you put it on the wall? That's pretty much yourself. Oh, God. The jar of cum is so gross. Like you ever – you know, those porns where like somebody – like a thousand guys cum in a cup. And it like turns like yellow almost. It's like what the –

That's why I can't make egg whites. I've seen too many porns like that. Yeah, too much Bugaki porn. I mean, cum in general is very funny because cum is a super important part of sex, you know? Some would say the main part. Yes. And then you watch a lot of porn. I wouldn't, now that I think about it. Some would, though.

Some would, but I would have counted myself among that some well okay so this that's kind of my point is that you see some porn and then you get a little older and or maybe this happens you you might happen to young might happen to you later in life that that that's up for grabs but when you start to do some of the stuff you've seen in porn, you find a kinky girl or a guy, you meet somebody who's like, oh, this is fucking. Now we're fucking.

And so you get to do all the things you see in porn. And the cum stuff, I think, is way better up here than it is out here. You know? Ugh, we disgusting. Because you get that moment of clarity, but the damage is done. Like, any time I've ever given a girl a facial, I immediately regret it. I'm like, oh, what? Oh, my God. It's in your eyes.

It's in your eyes in your hair but like but right before it i was like this is about to be awesome i've fully grown out of that i i haven't done that in a long time and i've gotten like kind of propositions like you know you could do that if you want and i'm like that's that's what i want i almost i just want a girl who will let me fuck her in the ass or will let me cum on her face, but we don't have to do that. I know that you're down to ride, so that's cool. But we don't have to do that because the whole thing's a production.

I don't want to get up so fast. Yeah, because you've got to do work afterwards. I'll lose blood and brush my head. I'll pass out. You'll get all wobbly. Yeah, because that's the other thing. Most likely you're standing and... Sniper got me.

And then they're like, it's like, you know, it's like pooling up. Like right here, it's like pooling up. And you know that they're going to have a red eye for like the next 36 hours. Because then afterwards you're like, like, like cleaning up. And I'm like, I don't like, I'm going to help. Right. Well, like handing. This is so weird.

Handing somebody a towel of some sort. Sex sucks, dude. Sex sucks. Handing someone a towel when they're covered in your cum, particularly on their face, feels like the most degrading thing of all time. And I know that that's part of it. You know, degrade me. It's always funny. I'm always laughing. But but honestly this is so weird like but i say i'm

we're always laughing but it's always like this is so weird dude i i've never i think like i think doing that and laughing is even crazier oh i've never i've never been serious about it like i i think 100 of the time uh like post-sex, I'm laughing. We are laughing. I see you saying that. About all sex? Well, I think every – Or when you do shit like that?

That – not all sex. Sometimes it's just – I'm either out of breath or I'm laughing. Sometimes both. I – you know, that's something. It is – it's just silly. The whole thing is very silly. Bro, that's why, like, sex tapes crack me up because, like, porn stars know how to do it, you know? Guys can fucking throw dick.

Girls can, you know, ride it and roll their bodies and shit. But, like, regular people who, like, like film themselves it's got to be like oh delete that right away i i i don't think i've ever or seeing seeing somebody it's just like because you're it's so much hips it's like the average dude like moving his hips is preposterous i'd be like you know if you show me just on the dance floor you'd be like what are you if i was fucking moving what are you doing that's what you're, if you show me just on the dance floor, you'd be like, what are you doing? If I was fucking moving, what are you doing? That's what you're doing. Honestly, you can count on like one hand the amount of times in my life where I've like rolled my hips right because I'm like, whoa, what was that?

It worked. It worked. It's like a golf shot. Yeah. Whoa, whoa, how did I do that? Can't replicate it ever again though. Yeah. I mean, it's in the moment. it's stuff you want to do for sure but

that moment is fleeting and then you're like sorry but but if i were to do that and and she and she would like really lean into it and still love it and it's like she was really into come and that would be hot i bet what the fuck's wrong with you yeah it does it does feel a little bit performative yeah but if for some reason i got the impression that you were like really you know you see a porn star fucking like feeding it to herself it's like you know that's an act but i don't know if it was no i'd herself. It's like, you know, that's an act. But I don't know if it was. No, I'd be like, why do you like something? You can't like things a lot.

I don't like anyone liking things a lot. Just in general? In general. Can't like anything? No, you can like things. Just like them the normal amount. Well, you know, what if... There are cum sluts out there.

They're abnormal. They don't like things the normal amount. I think that's, you know, if you're going to like something a lot, I think cum is a good one to like. Oh, I'd rather you like ice cream. I'd rather you be like, I fucking love gelato. I'd be like, hell yes. Me too.

We can do this together. Yeah, yeah. You're not going to judge me when I eat a plant. Anything. I think it's a turn off when someone just like – because I think it's like there's something wrong. It's like what we talked about earlier when like you're dating somebody. You can't like them too much too quick. Yeah.

It's like why are you so into my comments? That's suspicious. Yeah. I completely – I'm like I'm suspicious of people who like things too much. So I'm like, there's something wrong with you that like. I've also found, I think anytime I've heard a girl tell me that, I'm like, you're really lying. But I don't think they are in that. I think it's like, you like me. And then so you're just like everything about me you like.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Because like I'm sure it can vary in taste and feel and all that shit. But overall, it's not great. And I think – but if you like the guy – or am I wrong, Jack? I feel like – like I feel like I have a normal relationship with it until I recently thought about it too hard and now

I like got the ick like you can't think about it too hard or else it's gross I mean it's literally an ick like you were thinking about like what it is and where it comes from and stuff? Just, like, sometimes, like, when it's just a whole cleanup process, it's like, damn, this is sticky.

Yeah. Dude, when water hits it, it just becomes weird. Yeah, it spreads. It's like one of those, like, towels that you, like, after the shower, like when you try and, like, you know, it's like that doesn't actually absorb anything. Anyways, I just think that if you think about it too hard, you wouldn't be as enthusiastic about it. That's what I'm doing right now.

Yeah. Yeah, because, I i mean when you think about what it is like it's warm it's a weird thing it's a weird flavor it's a weird you know there's nothing literally appealing about it other than it's attached to sex and we all like sex but i i i feel bad whenever i make a mess right with any substance i'm like i made a mess right this is you're gonna help clean it up this This is ridiculous. That's why I also could never, I mean, I will try anything once if you're really into it,

but I really don't understand how people do the pee stuff, because that would be like that times a million. At least you're in the shower already. Unless you do it on the couch. I was going to say, some people probably don't, but at least cum is related to sex. Don't pee shame. Yeah, you don't but like at least come i pee on people all the time never mind don't don't

what don't pee shame yeah you don't pee on like their face no i've never sexually done it but if i'm in the shower if you get like like when i see like if i'm in the shower with anybody i've peed on guys in the shower before too you're a fucking creep you're a fucking creep uh communal showers not single showers i'm going to um say not yes, although, because I don't kink shame. John does. I'll kink shame. John does. John's a piece of shit.

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and have activities which most of our colleagues join in, including my colleague Max, who's a 33-year-old male. Max is a very outgoing guy, extroverted, and has been at my workplace the longest, six years, as the turnover here has been quite fast. I get along well with him, considering him my best friend at work. What really annoys me used to come to activities sometimes before I joined the workplace, but no longer does since having a baby a while back. What really annoys me is how Max always puts his wife on a pedestal. He's always going on about how she's the best cook and how she has the best looks and figure he has ever seen.

A simple conversation between colleagues regarding which celebrity we fancy would be, nah man, no one beats my wife in terms of looks. Who is the best looking in the workplace? Nah, here i've got really high standards have you seen my wife some of our colleagues have agreed with him saying that his wife is really gorgeous but i'm sure they're just humoring him we were going through each of each other's videos on tiktok when a co-worker commented to max his wife resembles an anime character she's slim long black hair and asian and i joke that she's not that pretty max got offended and retorted that she didn't need Yeah. Yeah, for sure. I don't think so i i this is funny this is just another group of incels which you'll feel like whoa she's not as hot as an anime character yeah

it's like crazy chill out dude this is some crazy um no i think your comments are overwhelmingly like you're jealous and all that shit i think was it a Was it a girl or a guy? It's a girl at work. So funny you ask that though because when I first read this, I thought it was a guy. And then when I thought... I don't know what I thought. But it definitely changes when it's a girl because

it then can be like a jealousy thing. But also I think it's... She's almost like more, um, it's like more like she can comment on it cause she's a chick. I don't know. I think the dude being like, my wife's so hot and like every walk of conversation, that guy sucks. And then if you find out that she's not that hot, I'd be like, that's the girl you like

always interject into every conversation all roads always lead back to your super hot wife and then you see that she's like average i'd be like that's it i wouldn't say no but but so that yeah you'd be the asshole fine but i think i would be happy that someone else said it so i can't justifiably call you an asshole i would be like fuck somebody said it you know if i felt i i'm again if it was like if it's as extreme as she's talking like every single time you bring your wife up it's kind of what we were just talking about my wife this my wife that and like and then for so i so a lot of the comments were like, you're jealous. I originally thought it was a guy. I feel like a guy being like, dude, she's not that hot.

It's, to me, it's more just about how often the guy brings it up and says it. If it's not a lot, then it's like, yeah, you sound like an asshole. You don't need to talk about my wife like that. Yeah. But if it's like my wife, this, my wife, that, and then there's, you're just like, holy shit, this girl must be fucking incredible. And then you see her. It's like, come on. It's like anything.

You hype up something so much. It's like that's what you've been so annoying about at work for the last six years. We were talking about it with Nate the other day. You share an opinion on anyone's relationship. I don't want to know anything whatever you think about the relationship I'm in I don't want to know because probably deep down in some fucking part of my brain

I know it but I've suppressed it so far that it doesn't need to be something that's considered I've had buddies be like you know she's blank you like this about her I didn't fucking think about it. Yeah.

And now I'm actively thinking about it all the fucking time. Why don't you just leave me in my relationship alone? Let me in my completely broken relationship be broken. I mean, every M.I. in the asshole is ultimately like you're all assholes for doing things proactively, saying things proactively. You know, all that shit. I agree with. Like, of course you shouldn't say any of this kind of stuff but if we're going with the baseline of like okay you're

already established as an asshole who like unnecessarily gushes about his wife all the time and then i see the goods i think i'm within my rights to be like, you make it a part of every conversation, and now I can, now I have a frame of reference. Yeah, but I wouldn't... So next time you're like, bro, Megan Fox, like, no way, my wife,

I'm gonna be like, yo, your wife is not even close. You know what I mean? See, I, if you showed me a picture, I'd be like, whoa, dude. But, I guess I probably might have to opine.

I wouldn't. I'd do it, obviously. I'd be like, what are you, out of your fucking mind? This is why I'm making Fox here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I think that's kind of what she's doing. Yeah, I guess she is. I think people are quick to be like,

you're jealous because you're a girl, and I think she's more like, like, if she just does this to everybody, I'd be like, yeah, yeah okay you're a jealous hater but it's like it has nothing to do with this girl it has to do with this fucking guy yeah one of her

replies was I'm not jealous I'm just embarrassed for him that I like that she goes on with that he's being delulu about comparing her to celebrities

delulu? okay she's definitely the asshole yeah she's the asshole there are you kidding me? D-E-L-U-L-U it's like a TikTok thing right now

I know TikTok thing? if she just said well it's just like everyone's saying delulu do you say it? no I don't say it I'll say it ironically

as a joke but like that's it nope Jackie says delulu Jackie Do you say it? No, I don't say it. I'll say it ironically as a joke. That's it. Nope. Jackie says to Lulu. Jackie, all of those things start as a joke. I started saying bro ironically in 2012.

Dude, I – I'm now a 35-year-old man who cannot stop saying bro. Yo. I say – I don't know if it's a dog for you and me, I feel like. Dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I say bro to start every sentence. Yeah.

So you just don't need to say bro, but I do it every time. It's a white man's N-word for me. It's like I just say it because it just hits better. I remember vividly on the Blackout Tour when I jokingly started doing it. I was like, what's up, bro? Yeah. Bro. Now it's like an exclamation for me.

I'm like, bro. Bro. Are you kidding me? I can't stop. And dude, too. Same thing. Dude, dude, me. I'm like, bro! Bro! Are you kidding me? I can't stop. And dude, too. Same thing. Dude, dude, bro. Dude, dude, bro.

Dude, bro. Dude, bro, bro, bro. Dude. Yeah, whenever you start saying those things, it's like, no, I don't say it really. It's like, but you're saying it. Yeah, yeah. It's a vicious thing. If you guys are aware of DeLulu, you guys will probably start, like, oh, my God.

You're DeLulu if you think I'm wrong. Ah, 100%. You're 100% DeLulu. you guys will probably start like, Oh my God, you're a little, if you think I'm going to start saying to Lulu, not ironically. Cause when I went, Oh, she's the asshole in my head. I thought that's fucking awesome.

I mean, there definitely is a way like, like there's for sure a way to be like, did this grown woman just say like to Lulu, but also her being like, like, I'm not jealous. I'm just embarrassed for this guy because he's Delulu. Oh, you're cool. Any new words

I hear, I like quickly go like that's so dumb. And then like again, after time, after I use it ironically, I'm like, nah, that was kind of good. Delulu went through that life cycle real fast. I love Delulu. I'm a huge DeLulu guy. Yo, let's make DeLulu the official word of Caves Radio.

It's not am I the asshole, it's are you DeLulu. DeLulu's fantastic. And I knew as I was saying it, like, she's an asshole. I'm like, you're a liar, bro. I'm glad I got to admit that quickly too because that would have eaten away me like why are you pretending to not love delulu john delulu is a great word one of the comments is uh god forbid a dude is delulu for his wife and it's like but but it is kind of like dude you know like the gayest shit in the world is liking your wife. Like being like gushing about it.

Like when you're married, it's like you all like trade war stories about how much it sucks. Nobody likes the guy being like, oh, my relationship is great. You know what I mean? Even if it is, you just don't say that. So I could see the other side of it being like you're delulu um and then like but so so this is what really bothered me is i started reading the comments you this girl could be an asshole that's fine it's more praise for the dude people being like this guy loves his wife so much and it's like it's not that's not what it's about like you you can love your wife or your spouse your boyfriend your girlfriend your husband whatever it's about like jamming it in people's

faces all the time yeah that's it's not liking things too much yeah yeah like your wife and all about it let me weird about it and yeah yeah it's like and like when you're talking about something else and you know all roads lead back to your wife man it's like it's one of those like if you're talking about it you're probably actually compensating for something you know um yeah he's gay uh let's get into our voicemails what do we got jack kfc radio is brought to you by body armor it is real hydration with real ingredients packed with electrolytes vitamins and nothing artificial body armor has great tasted flavors flavors like strawberry banana and blue raspberry. There's also dragon fruit berry, which is delicioso, which is Spanish for delicious.

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on amazon and get yours today what's up guys i apologize that I'm driving so sound, angled, not great, but any hoodles, I'm listening to the most recent episode, and Jackie just said that she pictures herself as Ronda Rousey, and I've just never related to anything more in my life, and I also like Jackie, we're really similar. And it freaks me out sometimes when you say stuff like the sheet thing that you don't break sheets on your bed. Cause I've never, never, I always make my bed. It looks beautiful. I love having all the sheets on it and everything. And then I keep the comforter on and I have a different blanket that I sleep on top of my bed in and every once in a while my skin feels right that I'm like I can get in the sheets tonight we're gonna do it I it's weird I don't get it either um yeah that and uh I think it's a few months ago whatever when Jackie said

I've never been in a fight but I don't think anybody could beat me up something along those lines don't quote me but I have been in fights I think it was a few months ago when Jackie said I've never been in a fight

but I don't think anybody could beat me up. Something along those lines. Don't quote me. But, uh, I have been in fights, but I have any irrational confidence in my fighting ability of like, only when I'm angry like I'm aware that I'm not some freak of nature fighter and I absolutely could get beaten up but when I'm angry and like in that certain mindset absolutely not I just don't I don't believe that anybody has the power to hurt me i don't know um you got a fucked up brain jackie but i have it too so it's just just jackie's jackie's speaking to to the lady folks jack jacked up uh ronda rousey edition is a good one you should make a video and see how many girls out there have irrational confidence in their ability to fight or start shit?

Yeah. Or, like, you know, what would happen in controversy? No, I love this girl for saying that she sees me because, I mean, I know it's wrong. What's the sheets thing? It's actually, like, cum, where it's, like, I... What? Whoa. Well, sorry, but, like... Slow down, girl. When I, like, I's actually like come where it's like, I, well, sorry, but I was just saying

when, when I like, I'll just think about it like sheets too hard. And then I can't do it. Like this week I decided I can't, I can't sleep in my sheets. So I sleep on the couch and I don't know why. Because you don't want to get your sheets dirty. I forget. No, no. It's just, it's not even like a dirt thing.

It's just like, I will sometimes just like, get grossed out by the idea of sleeping in sheets. Even clean sheets. Even. This pales in comparison to the latest Jackie thing I forgot to talk about. Jackie wants to have a gender reveal party. Yeah. She's not pregnant. You want it for yourself? She's like, I just want to do it.

I'm like, what the fuck does that mean? I just want to cut into a cake or something and then be surprised by the contents of the cake. I just want some thrill, I guess. Inside of a cake. Was just want i want like some thrill i guess inside of a cake was this idea before or after your birthday party two weeks ago yeah it was after and i was like that would have been a really good time yeah but like that would have been the best time of the year i know i know but then it was after it was too late so what what's something that we could surprise jackie with with a cake She cuts it open and it is...

Does Jackie still have a job reveal? It's just empty. It's a hollow cake. There's nothing in there. Green, red. Yeah, you could do like... We should have done that. We should have done that during the layoffs.

Yeah. Oh, that would have been great. Jackie, we got you a cake. She's like, oh, thanks. And she cuts it and it's red. Red. Or pink. It's a pink slip. Get like, oh, thanks. And she cuts it and it's red. Reds. Or pink. It's a pink slip.

Get the fuck out of here. I also, yeah. I also, like, it's a little less funny now because I haven't got my period in a while. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Let's have a gender real party for your baby. Dude, I've been re-watching Veep, and when Amy gets pregnant, and Selina Meyer tells her,

I didn't spend my whole life fighting for a woman's right to choose, for you to choose this, okay? That's great. Excellent. That's not Jackie you're allowed to have a baby if you want I'm going to veto that We'll figure out something to surprise Jackie with a cake Yeah

Do you always get a tax return Jackie? Do you always get money or have you Sometimes had to pay I usually have to pay Oh you do? That's not right I know I think I'm doing it wrong. I usually have to pay. Oh, you do? Yeah. That's not right. Usually when you're young. I know, I think I'm doing it wrong. Yeah, I think you are too

because usually when you're young and single, you should be getting money back. I'm for sure doing it wrong. I'm ghosting my accountant right now. You need to talk to your accountant. No, she's always texting me, dude, about stuff. That's why you're ghosting her. Yeah.

I'm bothering her too much. Dude, I'm fucking doing this leave me alone I lie to my account all the time like yeah I paid taxes cool cool lie bro cool joke

you really showed her that one will never catch up with me hey I tell my account I did I lie to my account more than I lie to anybody else in life I lie to my accountant all the time. I lied to every therapist I've ever talked to. Every single one of them.

My accountant right now thinks I'm up to date on my taxes. Why would you do that? I don't know. Something is so psychologically wrong with us. That's crazy by you, dude. It's like you were just kicking the can down the road. It's nuts, dude. Why? like you were just kicking the can down the road. But it's just like, why? I don't feel like doing all that.

My accountant doesn't even know I got to lean on my money. She doesn't even know. She's got no idea. My accountant is none the wiser to my finances. I'm doing a good job hiding them from her. That is so crazy. All all right next voicemail sup folks question for you what's something that you don't trust uh for me it's horses i don't understand why people look at a gigantic horse and think oh i should just hop right on and start galloping away it's

like no you should run away that is a beast that thing is a behemoth and it could kill you i like that this guy he had a voicemail last week i think it was good yeah yeah he's he's i i wholeheartedly agree with that yeah i think pets in general are a little bit wacky that like again I think cats and dogs are the only pets you're allowed to have everything else beyond that is weird people are like let's just bring these things inside the house

I guess when you're like dogs you're hunting back in the day they have value but the fact that it's like we'll just let thing live inside, it's going to cause a whole lot of problems. We're going to have to pick up its shit. We're going to have to feed it every day. The hair is going to be everywhere. But we'll get to rub it.

We get to rub it and go like, oh, you're cute. That'll be worth it, right? It's like, why do we do this? Dude, you talking about dogs outside just reminded me of one of my buddies. I don't know if I've told this story, but he went to ireland for a golf trip he got fucked up and joined a country club over there yes yes so now he has to go to like make it he didn't just like cancel it no no no he's a member of this country club in ireland and so he's always being like not not always, but Caves is like, we should go golf. In Ireland? On the Cape?

He's like, no. And so in order to inspire himself to go more, it's like, this is a tale about throwing money at dead money. Yeah, for real. He is going to buy a cottage in ireland and and i was like dude this is crazy you guys gonna move to ireland in my i'm like i'm like in my head this is crazy but obviously i'm all for it crazy like a fox and he's like dude he, dude, the cottage comes with sheep. And I was like, wait. That's a good thing?

I was like, wait, that's kind of sick. And he's like, yeah, bro. Have you ever seen a sheepdog herd sheep? Have you ever watched something do exactly what it was put on this earth to do? And I was like, that's fucking beautiful. Buy that cottage bro like you are a fool if you don't buy that cottage he's like guess what there's a second cottage right next door also for sale and i was like guess what i got some tax shit to work out but then actually

i don't got tax shit to work out i I'm becoming an Irish citizen. Oh, God. What else don't you trust? Yeah, no, I'm like, I'm not going to do that. Sell your Noonan property to buy one in Ireland. No, if I bought a cottage in Ireland, you guys would never hear from me again. Yeah, see you later. I can't get a cottage in Ireland for the same reason I can't get a gun. I'll use it. later. The, the, yeah, I can't get a cottage

in Ireland for the same reason I can't get a gun. I'll use it. The, what was it? Oh, yeah, I definitely don't trust

horses. Everyone knows in Portugal, in a horse, oh, actually, I talked about this trip just the other

day when we were talking about dressage. took us out they took us through the horse stables and the horse was in its stable now you want us to bring it out i was like absolutely fucking not it's scary being in a horse stable yeah in like in a barn they're so big and i was like no keep that thing fucking in fact more locks put some chains on it um mine mine is easy i've talked about mine before I do not trust Expiration dates

They're lies Take it from me You're a picture of health You're never getting Food poisoning or anything It is crazy that my Probably the strongest belief I have in this world

Is that all expiration dates Are lies And the food's fine And I regularly get Food poisoning And I regularly get food poisoning. And I don't see a correlation between the two. Dude, just like two nights ago, I had milk, and the only way you take the top off it is kind of crust it around,

and you're like, that's not good. I'm full of cereal. Fucking disgusting. It's fine. By the way, best cereal combo, because I'm eating it right now. What do you think the two are? If you compare it, you got to give me a hint. Oh, no, no.

I'm just asking what your opinion is. What are your two? I don't really like to mix. I'm a mixie. I am by cereal. What I like to do is get Rice Krispies, and I buy a bagie. I am by cereal. What I like to do is get... I get Rice Krispies and I buy a bag of marshmallows. So I guess I do, actually.

But I just make my own Lucky Charms, basically. But with Rice Krispies instead of like... Are they hearted marshmallows or regular marshmallows? They're like Lucky Charms. Yeah. And then you just add the most... Yeah. I don't like Lucky Charms. And then you can just add the most, however much you want. I don't like Lucky Charms. It makes my teeth hurt and my nipples hard.

Fucking gay. Jackie, what's your combo? Do you like cereal? I was going to broadly ask. Do girls like cereal? I feel like cereal is a guy thing. No, you know what girls like? Cereal is for bros.

Yeah, good cereal is for the dudes. Girls like sushi. Guys like cereal. Guys like... No, Cheerios? Girls love Cheerios. Yeah, that's what I mean, though. Like, Cheerios are good.

Honey Nut Cheerios I fuck with. But, like, guys, the good ones are for the homies. The ones, like, Special K and, like, Almond Crunch and shit like that. That's for the girls. Well, I mean, I do fuck with... I fuck with some Grape Nuts sometimes. I fuck with some... Special K and like Almond Crunch and shit like that. That's for the girls. Well, I mean, I do fuck with – I fuck with some Grape Nuts sometimes. I fuck with some – That's the gayest thing about it. I fuck with – I love Raising Brain Crunch.

That's okay. That one's okay. Raising Brain Crunch. Special K with the freeze-dried strawberries. Good. Really good. I'm sure they're good, but it's for chicks. Have you tried O's?

O's? Yeah. They're like O's. I suspect. I don't know how to describe them. They're like honey. They're like O's. They're shaped like pots of gold.

They're like Cheerios. I don't know how to describe them, but some people know them. Are you describing Honey Nut Cheerios? No, I know. It sounds like that. They're O's. They're O's. They're circles.

They're honey. There's like a B on the cover. Oh, no, no, no. They're O's. But it's Frosted Mini Wheats and Cinnamon Toast Crunch. I am rocking that up right now. I could see that. I'm eating it like four or five times a day.

Yeah, man. I love getting on a kick like that. I think eating it like four or five times a day. Yeah, man. I love getting on a kick like that. I think I just got over my taco phase. It was a couple years in the making. Yeah, I think it was two solid years. Did it start in the pandemic? No, that was cheese steaks. No, you're right.

It was, but I took a break and now I got back on them. So it's probably two years. And if you include that, three, four. That's a long time. Bro, my eyes fucked. I'm so tired. I am so out of gas right now. It fucking sucks a dick.

I am going to die soon. I am just, my body's just gonna fucking... Just gonna say no. Well, at least we don't have to survive in Barcelona next week. Oh, God. It's gonna kick my ass. I keep thinking about this stuff. Like, there's so many...

We're gonna get voted out on, like, Tuesday. Okay, whatever. I slept in the office for one night. Bro, I'm not even bringing a bag. I could just live here. You laughed harder at that than I thought you would. I'm not bringing a bag. I'm going to bring my toothbrush.

What the fuck do I need? Sleeping here. You should bring some underpants. I guess I'll bring underpants. Alright, I'll bring a backpack. Alright, nice voicemail. There's better ones. I can't think of anything right now. There's better things that I don there's better ones i can't think of anything right now there's better things about that i don't trust i just can't think right now women

for sure for sure women for sure doctors doctors hey kft fights oh great the whole gang um so i was thinking about bank accounts and how they're literally just numbers on a computer. Don't trust. Thank you. Just add a couple of digits to mine. Um, they're really not backed by much.

I know they're supposed to be backed by gold or whatever, but like, I just feel like that's not a thing anymore. And so then I started thinking about how can I hack into my bank account and maybe change a couple of those numbers. And so my question to you is, um, if there was a 50% chance that you would get away with it, how much money would you try to like hack

into your account and put into your account? Um, the caveat is the bigger amount you steal, the more severe the consequences. So if you're just going to say 50% chance I get away with adding like $300 to my account and you probably just have to pay like $600 if you get caught, like you double it. So what would your, would you do it if you had a 50% chance of making it out? And then how much would you risk? All right. Thanks guys. Have a good one.

It's a good question. It's either zero or a shitload. I'm not at a fucking authentic Bruins jersey to my account. It's either zero dollars. How much do you think you could get away with? I mean, realistically, like, if, you know, if you don't get audited, you know, you don't have to pay taxes. Yeah, you don't have to do a lot of shit. Right.

If you get caught, you're fucked. But, like, it's not like you can't, there's like a, you know, you can't eat until you pay your taxes. Like, you can just live your life and not do it. Yeah. And just roll the dice. And you might get away with it. Sometimes I'm like, I'm actually, the government is like, does not really work well.

But when you think about it, it does. The fact that like, they will catch you if you don't pay taxes. And there's like 400 million people in the country. That's pretty fucking crazy. Probably like a hundred million working people. No, it's way more than that. Oh no,

because that's the amount for my kids. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So like they, they keep track of like a hundred million people's business, you know?

And like, they'll get you. I remember I have like an account that i have like no money in and there's like i think like it's called your savings account yeah yeah and you're checking the yeah oh i gotta pay rent today fuck um the don't jackie when i get up please remind me to pay rent i'm late all the time i paid rent like september 20th last month um the fourth is not so bad yeah what's to do by the fourth so i'm already late but the uh um what's gonna say oh yeah like last tax season

my mom like got my like whatever it's called from that account, and it was like, she's like, make sure you tell your accountant about this. And I was like, it's $1.23 is what I made from this account this year. Yeah, yeah. Or whatever. And she's like, these are the ones they get you on. Right, the flat flags. These are the easy ones to check.

Yeah. So I guess that's not even really the government. It's like the bank talent snitching, fucking motherfuckers. But I would probably go, I don don't know i really don't know i think i'd probably just go zero you just wouldn't try at all i don't think so i'd stick to my what's gotten me this far um it's just it's not worth the risk because like i i forget who i was talking about this the other day. It depends on what the punishment is.

Well, the punishment is you got to pay double. Yeah, but she made that up, right? Well, yeah, but that's a question. Well, at first, no, but she said that, like, hypothetically. Like, in the beginning, it was just like, whatever. Because, like, in the real world real world like if you evade your taxes and they catch you you just pay them like like i i had to pay 120 000 fucking dollars because my idiot accountant from a few years ago just was like not doing the job right and it was stacking

up every year that's why i'm gonna talk about my account when i get caught but and it was a genuine like i didn't know this was going on. This is, this is how I, this is what I mean. Like, I don't think the government knows whether that was malicious or whether I was just being an idiot or they don't know. And I don't think they care. They're like,

get the money right. And you're good. But I could have been embezzling 120 grand over the last few years and been like, I'm using this money, you know? Yeah. And, but you know what i mean so it's

like in my mind i know it was it was harmless but like to them they would have no idea whether it's harmless or not and i don't know that's that's why i didn't know credit card debt kind of does that because it's like it's harmless i'll get you back yeah yeah i thought a debt i'd have to get a debt you had to to sign stuff and talk to somebody And be like That is painfully stupid Holy shit That is the dumbest thing

You And maybe anybody has ever said I thought you had to put on a suit You thought you had to declare debt No no no I had to go to the bank and be like I need some money You like you had to you had like i had to go to the bank and be like look i need some money they'd be like all right we'll let you borrow 20 000 okay you thought i had to

be alone yes yes yes yes well that's kind of what credit cards are yeah but it's an informal loan it's like it's like when you talk to your boy like let me get 10 bucks and he's like i got you it's not a loan like i'm gonna get you back right that's how i feel but he's like you know you i'll give you 10 you gotta give me back Yeah. That's how it is. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, what? That's called interest.

No, I know, but I'm not going to figure it out right now. That's what it is. It's like, I'll give you $10 now. No, I know, but I guess I still don't get it. Like why? So I'm on my credit card debt right now. I'm being – every month? Yes.

I don't believe you. Like, usually it's like 20% APR, and I think that's like 20% over a year. So, like, each month is divided by 12. That percentage is accruing. I'm going to get mad real quick because it's like you know that money if you borrow money from me

I could have had that money in a bank account okay this is crazy okay yeah I'm just paying that a month for no reason

yeah okay I need to fix this I gotta stop going to Rome Yeah. Okay, I need to fix this. I got to stop going to Rome. I am the dumbest person alive, obviously. But I've been living my life for three years now. Everything's free. All right.

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