KFC Radio - We Recap Doing Radio with Mike Francesa - Full Episode

Episode Date: August 22, 2023

Timecodes: 0:00 Start 00:18 Doing Radio with Mike Francesa 11:08 Feits and Jackie Louisiana Recap 51:24 Hologram podcasts 55:31 Barstool Awards this week 59:23 Comedy Nominees aren't comedies anymore 01:12:31 Pavs & his "I love you" issue 01:33:19 Video Voicemails ++++++++++++++++++++ Gametime: Download the Gametime app or go to https://gametime.co, enter your email, and redeem code KFC for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). Pirate Water: Go to https://drinkpiratewater.com to find Pirate Water in a location near you or order on gopuff Cometeer: Go to https://cometeer.com/KFC to get a free 8-pack and a travel mug when you sign up.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I was like halfway up, and I was like, should I have said I love you? She goes, I don't know. I mean, bro, that is a dumb spot. It's another edition of KFC Radio on the Barstool Sports Network. Your boy is coming down from a high right now. My great white buffalo, the white whale, Mike Francesa was on Barstool Radio.

Someone that I've met before and interacted with with, but never still to this day, never had like the sit down radio podcasting conversation moment. And so it finally happened. Cat's out of the bag that his son is our intern or our contributor. We're not sure what we're allowed to say. We got it. We got a call earlier in the summer. Mike called Dave. Dave called me and was like,

do you think we could do something with Mike's son as an intern? And I said, yeah, definitely. And then it was like, oh, he's a little bit young. And I was like, oh, okay. Is he still in high school? Yeah. And I thought it was like he was graduating this year um he's 16 16 so i was like uh that's cool with me as long as it's cool with them and osha and the government and like uh you

know our show isn't exactly i planned on i planned on my my original plan was i was gonna let him be an intern i was like we're gonna give him intern work and not that being Mike Frances' son makes you like the fucking – he's not going to steal the mic and be the host. But there's enough people who know him and I felt like if that fact got out, he would be feeling himself a little bit. So I was like we'll go like all summer and then in the end, with a couple weeks left, we'll talk about it and he can come on the show and all that. And I was like, oh, never mind. I don't think we can do this. We can't do – I don't think we can do our subject matter with a 16-year-old in the room. But anyway, so Harrison was cool enough to set it up.

Mike comes through. He does pick Central. He hopped on the radio – on Barstool Radio. Met Frank the Tank. He did answer the internet. That will be coming out. My answer to the internet featuring Mike Francesa is, like, mind-bboggling uh i mean i've been waiting for that moment for 30 years they love to it oh yeah i mean totally like like it absolute like in every way there was not one point where i was like oh

man like that was i wish that went different or like he he he is just a very charming dude i would say as a non-friend not anti but as a guy who didn't grow up on Francesa, I was sitting there like, I get it. Yeah. I get it. Very good at like he talks and controls the conversation, but like includes you or knows when to pivot and knows when to laugh and knows when to give you a little something.

I did my first question, got collared, and I was like, all right, I understand now. What do you mean? Where I was like – it was a stupid question. It was a dumb question to ask somebody of Mike's – oh, oh. When I was like – when I was talking about the blogs and I was like, could you just say it? Oh, I thought that was kind of interesting. And he went, no. I didn't care. I didn't care, and I was like, could you just, like, say it? Oh, I thought that was kind of interesting. And he went, no. And he kept moving.

And I was like, I'm going to shut up. The question was basically, like, could you podcast or do radio if you didn't have an audience? But because you – someone like you said, like, I could write my blog, and if I got my thoughts off, that's all that matters. Mike needs the audience. Yeah. I mean, dude, like – It was like like that was like he's good no i was like all right yeah you fucking idiot dude why would you ask that and that's all my head was for the next hour you stupid mother and then you asked me if you would eat aliens that was great i needed that though because like that was what i thought i was like all right i'm going to take another shot. You eating alien, Mike?

You know what? He didn't really answer it, did he? No. I knew going in, it was confirmed question one, reconfirmed question two. I was like, Frances, it's not going to really get you. You know what? You're right, though. Because we did it a little bit. But like asking things that Mike doesn't know about.

You know? Like I could – I was like nervous to do it almost. You know what I mean? Because he's going to be like, what are you, an idiot? I don't like this stuff. But that's what's funny. That's why I need like – that's why it was a good balance of people for you to be like – because I wanted to take my time with him to ask questions about behind the scenes of New York sports radio and shit.

And you need someone to jump in and be like, you eating an alien? Should we do an extraterrestrial? When he was just like, I've never seen a UFO. If I did, it wouldn't change my life. So Mike. never seen a ufo if i did wouldn't change my life so mike and then when he said i've never seen a science fiction movie uh go check the tape it was the most genuine like i couldn't believe it reaction for me i was like get the fuck out you've never once what not one movie? Not a Star Wars? Not a fucking Interstellar? Independence Day? Nothing?

Crazy. He's the best. I agreed wholeheartedly. I got lost in the sports talk. It was a lot of New York stuff that I didn't really know anything. So I was kind of just like, I wasn't zoned out, but I was just listening and not having a conversation because it wasn't a conversation that really involved me. And then when that stuff came up, everything Mike said, I was just listening and not having a conversation because it wasn't a conversation that really involved me. And then when that stuff came up, everything Mike said, I was like, yup, yup, yup. And then at the end,

I was like, alright, I'm a 70 year old man. Bro, when he said when he was talking about movies, he goes, I like boy loves girl, boy loses girl, boy gets girl back, and good beats evil. That's what I like Those are the two genres

Those are the only two genres I care about That's it That was the one And then So how about this for A completely Psychotic response I didn't want to be lame

And weird and be like Hey Mike can I make a video Can you make a video for my mom but my mom is like a die hard sports radio junkie and so Mike is like turn the camera around I'll make a video and he's like hi Mrs. Clancy

makes this video, send it to my mom thinking she's going to be like over the moon, she writes cool, in the video Mike said Mrs.ets, you know, they stink right now, but hey, give it three or four more years, maybe you'll win a couple games. Like, you know, ribbing her a little bit. My mom writes, cool. Three or four more years, I won't know my name.

What? Okay, Ma. Like, hey, Ma, check out this video of mike francesa dementia setting in and i will and i am soon to have alzheimer's but thanks for your little fucking video what is wrong with you woman just just a wow how about just a wow thanks in three or four more years i won't know my own name okay i am dying so you know how fucking weird is that psycho man she like the ultimate that's some debbie downer jim uh you know it lived up to life and then of course the meeting of the minds of francesa and frank the tank francesa it was francesa talking to frank

it literally was like i got because i was – I was on the other side of Frank. And I could see directly into Francesca's eyes. And they were like lit up. Like he was like, I'm talking to an alien right now. Like it was – he's like, I thought a UFO wouldn't change my life. It turns out meeting them is pretty important. Where he was like – he was kind of like giddy. He was like –

Yeah, he was peppering with questions. Yeah, he was kind of hitting them. He was like, so who's your favorite player? Yeah. He knows how to make a guy and a gal feel special. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just the greatest head of hair, too, man. I would love to have that when I'm older.

I almost said it. Silver Fox, perfect hairline. I'm glad I got in there with my first question because I was like, alright, we got the temperature. John, sit this one out. Because I was getting my, at some point I was going to go, by the way, Mike, you're a hot dude.

By the way. I wouldn't give him anything for you to say that. By the way, Mike, really fucking hot. Hey, Mike, I'd fuck you, dude. You want me to suck that dick, Mike? The quick, no, was like, all right, we're going to sit back. Well, he's a very, he even says as much in the interview, like, I don't do sex talk. I don't do, I don't curse a lot all that stuff um so it's you

know it's it's like i think he he pseudo knows who i am and like pseudo respects me because i'm part of barstool but like if he listened to one of our episodes he'd probably be like this is garbage yeah this is like this is like ruining humanity you know what mean? So it's a very strange thing to be like. Like Harrison's been working on Answer the Internet, and I think he goes home, and he's like, Mike was like, yeah, Harrison's trying to tell me about it. I don't really understand it. I'm like, let's keep it.

I'm going through the questions trying to find some good sports ones. Like, would you suck your own dick? Would you fuck your mother? I'm like, oh, my God. This guy. He's going to hate us. I almost said it to start, and I was like, let's see first. When I was shaking his hand, I was almost going to go, oof, my God. This guy. This guy hates us. I almost said it to start, and I was like, let's see first. When I was shaking his hand, I was almost going to go, oof, pretty hot.

I don't know if you said he's hot, but if you mentioned his – Oh, I was going to use the word hot. It was going to be a good look. I thought about it. If you're going to do it, go all the way. Call him hot as fuck. He is not from that era at all. But if you mentioned – if you gave him a compliment on his hair, he would have been like, oh.

I mean there were times where he's been on the air like people wanted to put a hat on or a headband. And he's like, I can't. My hair. I'm not going to mess up my hair. I'm having a good hair day. But yeah, just an all-time moment. Legend and totally lived up to the hype. So if you're from New York or you've been following following along with me you know that princess has been my that's that's a real bucket list that a lot of

times we check off a bucket list before i even knew it was a bucket list you know yeah that was one that i was like i need to have this happen and i knew eventually it would but i also didn't want it to happen too late where it's like you know there's still about a million questions i could ask him about the ins and outs and the behind the scenes of radio and shit. But I still want to know what Mike's like after, you know, a couple drinks and he's had a cigar and he's hanging with the boys. And like, you know, no, no women or children are around. No mics are on. And he just gives you the real deal.

But but, you know, other than that just totally and what just what a thousand watt smile those teeth man white teeth the white hair he's he's hot he's hot we always say he's a hot guy hot dude man you're fresh off of uh i i teased it last episode Did I tell you about how Did I show you the haunted puddle? Yes We talked a little bit about that And then in that same episode I teased

You just even trying to get To the house to do barcelona outdoors How you almost got shot by a bunch of cajuns At 3am because you were banging on doors I'm not just walking into a house in the sticks of louisiana and just going to bed in the room on the left that's fucking insane and then how you just didn't have a place to sleep what ended up happening like i mean i'm sure there's so many things but did you just sleep like on the floor no i slept on there's a jackie edited a video that we put out on ksu radio you can see my bed behind me.

It is a wicker couch. It's not a bed at all. It is. We got into – so whatever you said. We get to New Orleans at 1 a.m. Our flights got delayed. Every detail I got, I was like, this is the anti-KFC trip. What you were doing, the travel involved, how you got there, where you were staying, where you slept.

Everything was, I was like, I would have gone home for that. I would have gone home for that. I would have gone home for that. I would have gone home for that. Well, to put it all to start at the very beginning, it was like a year ago. Sydney was like, would you do a Barcelona tour? I was like, of course. And at the time, she had pitched Yellowstone or something like that.

She was like, would Jackie come? I think I was like, Kevin course. And at the time, she had pitched Yellowstone or something like that. She was like, would Jackie come? I think I was like, Kevin would not. But yeah, I'm game. I'm going to Yellowstone. We're going to Yellowstone. I don't want to do work at Yellowstone.

I want to go to Yellowstone and not film anything. No, you can't have that. You have to do the Louisiana thing. I want to see you there so bad. Bro, there is no chance of doing what you guys think.

You need to. I know why you want me to do it, and that's why I'm not going to do it. Like, no way. Like, a year ago, she was like, do you want to do this? And I was like, yes, of course. Should we Kevin do it? I said, probably not. She said, would Jackie do it?

I said, I think Jackie would probably be down. And then we didn't talk about it for about a year. A year. And then two weeks ago, I got a text like, are you and Jackie still in for Barstow Tours? That was insane because it kind of threw a wrench into a bunch of things really. Oh, we had like five interviews scheduled. Yeah, we had interviews and then the Barstow Radio popped up

and John was so well within his social rights to be like, we have not talked about this in nine months. She was like a stuff island where they texted you right before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was like surprised. She was like, what are you talking about? Of course we're still doing this. It was like a text in like February

and then the next text was like August being like are you coming next week? What? We haven't talked about this in six months. Was it are you coming next week? Which was... What? We haven't talked about this in six months. Was it, are you coming next week? It was, here's the flight you should get with a screenshot of a flight, which I was like, well, I'm not going to buy a flight.

That's crazy. Second of all, it was from Chicago. So it was Chicago to New Orleans. I was like, you don't even know where I live. I envy Sidney wells being so disconnected from barcelona she's like are you like that's almost all barcelona has talked about for two years is where people live and where they're going to be living and she's like yeah you want to fly out of o'hare no um the um but so jackie and i get flights and and you you were No The But so

Jackie and I Get flights And And you were down Like you like this stuff Or you were like Yeah Okay

I mean like I Yeah Well I'm just like I was kind of like Curious about it That which is My take Like

You guys are two Two birds of a feather I think I've said before I don't think I've ever said no To someone asking me on a show I will do I like doing things So like if you're like That's also how he gets raped I was just like, I don't think I've ever said no to someone asking me on a show. I will do, I like doing things. So like,

if you're like, That's also how he gets raped. I was just like, okay, I guess so. I'm never going to. I will do the sex. Do the fishing trip

and I will do the sex. I'm unconscious. But, the, I knew I'm never going to plan a fishing trip in like, the swamp

in Mississippi River. So if someone asks me, do you want to go do it? Yeah, fuck yeah. So we go, flights get delayed right away we're naturally hourly and like it was it was because we radio got added so we had originally had four o'clock flights i was like but i want to do radio so we move those back and then sydney was like i'll pick you up at seven i was like we're not even leaving till nine so the we get rental cars land at 1 a.m getting rental cars drive to

like there is actually very funny did you say what rental car we got oh yeah dude so what yeah i forget what was it. I don't know. I didn't like fucking sick. I'll follow the pictures. I'll follow the videos. That was fucking sick. That was so damn good. How are we on a podcast? How does this show succeed?

You forgetting to even bring up the topic, and then she reminds you and doesn't even know what the topic is now. It's just unbelievable. It was fucking sick, bro. Did you bring up the topic And then she reminds you and doesn't even know what the topic is It's just unbelievable It was fucking sick bro Did you bring up the car? No let's do it What was it? I don't know

Hilarious It was like an Impala It was like a Dodge It was yeah Something grey something cool It was like Impala? It was like

I don't know It was like fucking A dude I used to go to high school when i was in high school might be a charger oh yeah dude it looks like it's like a charger it looks like dom toretto's car something that sticks out like in the sticks of louisiana yeah bro when i called you this morning it's either a charger or a challenge i was driving 100 miles an hour oh because it was we it's just i was going to get zen and it was just like there's no it's i'm in the swamps there's no one around and and i was like hurrying up to get zen because

we had to meet the boat and it's like this the route was straight and then turn right and go I was like – I got out. I got my zins. It was fun. It was – I was – Yeah, I mean I get that. When I actually got to the stop, I did not stop early enough because I was going 100 miles an hour. Then the car kind of did like one of those little wiggles. Do you remember that street that like that?

It was – if you did a little bigger wiggle, your boy was going in the water. I had a Ford Mustang. I think my dad went through a midlife crisis and my mom allowed him to buy a Mustang. I don't know how we got this because, like, my mom just would never agree to that kind of shit. So for, like – it was only, like, two years we had it. It was a red, bright, like cherry red Ford Mustang. And I'm not really like – I'm more like a comfortable – if you have like a luxury car, I get that. I don't really care about the muscle car thing.

But I got behind the – I mean just tapping the pedal. I was like, oh, fuck yeah. Let's go. But we were getting the car and the woman was like, I think she had a dog. She was talking to someone under the desk. Huh? She was distracted by something. Yeah.

I think it was a dog. She's talking to someone. She just kept looking under the desk, and she's like, I'm dealing with him right now. One second. I was like, who's down there? There's just a person sitting or something? It was weird, man. It was 1 o'clock in the morning in New Orleans.

And she's like – she had a very New Orleans-type accent. Neither I nor Jackie really understood what she said the whole time. I would imagine that would be the whole region. Yeah, we were walking towards the parking lot, and I was like, what did she say? She's like, i don't know and then and she was like she said something about premium cars or premium cars and then other cars and then she mentioned the camaro and or whatever the car was i think it was a camaro yeah yeah i think it was and i was like i was like i was like oh so we can take the camaro and she's like you can do

whatever you want and i was like all right i think we need to take the camaro? And she's like, you can do whatever you want. And I was like, all right, I think we can take the Camaro. And it was, she said like, you do whatever you want, but like, but that's not what I said. Like, no,

you can't. And then we got there and we just took, and we were like, the blind leading the blind here. Yeah. But you did say you could do whatever you want. Yeah,

so we just took it. You guys stole a car. That's what we said. We stole a Camaro. Yeah, like, I was like, the keys are in it.

Let's just take it. So we just took it. I was like, we keys are in it. Let's just take it. So we just took it. We brought it back. They have it again. I don't even know who – I don't know how we get cars. I didn't give her my phone number. I think I just showed up. I was like, hey, I want a car.

And she's like, there's a Camaro in the parking lot. You can't take it. And I was like, all right, I'm going to take it. She's like, do what you want. That's basically how we ended up with the Camaro. But so we're like, it's 1am, it's a two hour drive, so like Mincy had texted me when he got

there. He's like, I got here, it's hard to find. And I was like, usually that's followed up with details. And I was like, alright, cool. And then Sydney was like, we're going to bed, take the bedroom on the left. And I was like, okay, cool. Oh no, she said we're going to tell Jackie.

Yeah, what you told me was, tell Jackie I'm in the bedroom on the left for her. You can sleep wherever. She's like, you can sleep wherever. Do whatever you want. And I was like, okay. And so we get there, and it's a marina. So we had, like, two addresses. And one is the marina. One is the house.

The GPS does not register the other one. So we just go to the marina. And we're told the whole time we're sleeping on a houseboat. Right. Like you're sleeping on a houseboat. I've said that. Me and Mintz are going to be dueling pianos. No one's going to sleep.

Blah, blah, blah, blah. And we get to the marina. And like this guy comes out. And we're looking for this address. He's like, I never even heard of that street. And I was like, boy. We are not even close. This is going to be tough.

Yeah. Put the address into the GPS. Bro, if I'm sitting in the shack that the marina guy, security guard is in, the fucking street is that door. Like, it couldn't have been. Never heard of it. It couldn't possibly have been closer. But I'm like, okay.

So we go and park. And, oh, this is when we're looking for Mincy's car. Yeah. Where I asked Jackie to pull up the video. Yeah, you guys were looking at the fucking Mincy video, like the Zapruder film, trying to find the logo on the steering wheel. Jack actually zoomed in. I was like, that's a Toyota. Yeah.

So we go to Toyota, find a Toyota. But we're not positive that it's the house. Yeah. Because there's a lot of houses. We also, but, like, more detective work in this. He looked in and saw LaCroix, thought he's sober. Like, he must be drinking LaCroix if he wants a little something. And then we're like, that has to be a Mincy's car.

And we looked in the other one, and it was a... Rent-a-car. Rent-a-car. Yeah. For two dumb people, that was a pretty smart moment. So you found the LaCroix in the car? Yeah. And you pretty smart moment you found the LaCroix in this in the car yeah and you were like he was drinking LaCroix in the video just like just like yeah the seltzer water it was it was a little bit of a stretch but like that one but that combined

that being his car are you guys fucking serious I think that we're going with one of the most popular drinks in the world it must belong to the sober guy that makes sense but all of my friends who are sober exclusively drink liquor like just drink it non-stop okay all right and you know what it was his car so i don't okay it's a lot of attitude for somebody who's like two people are right but so so they're parked in front of this house And we're like This guy like I was like Very much like

I don't want to go into People get shot Yeah People get shot In everywhere You're banging the doors In the middle of the night In the swamps

Yeah And like I was like All we have is a Texas Is take the bedroom on the left I'm not going to walk Into a house And just like Go

Like There's a video I just said in the video Like The only Because it's an Airbnb There's no one's pictures around Right The a video. I just said in the video, like, the only – because it's an Airbnb. There's no one's pictures around. Right.

The only way to confirm we're in the right house is to walk into a bedroom and hope Ben Mintz is asleep. That's the only way to confirm that, like, we were going into the right home. There's only a few scenarios where you walk into a bedroom and you hope that Mintz is in the bed. This is one of them. And I said as well that, like like usually when you're doing – everyone has had mishaps with Airbnbs. I actually think it's very – at first I was like, I don't know if people are going to get how it's so confusing

because the Airbnb email is confusing. But also like I don't have people I'm comfortable calling there. I don't really know either of those people. I don't know Mintz that well. I met Sydney a time or two. I like them both, but like neither of us are like friends. We don't know mince that well i met sydney a time or two but i liked them both but like neither of us are like friends right we don't talk and so i'm not it's not someone i'm comfortable calling it was one of my friends i'd be like yo wake up where the fuck am i yeah and

i felt weird about that so i was like i'm not gonna just walk in the house unless i know they're in there but i don't know how to know for sure they're in there jackie's just like i'll go i was tired. We get shot, we get shot. Best case scenario, we get a good night's sleep right now. Pros, I get to sleep. Cons, raped by a Cajun. We'll figure it out.

I'm that tired. But then, so we're in front of the door. We're in front of this door. And, like, not pushing it hard, but, like, twisting the doorknob And kind of giving it like Maybe it's a stuck door Or a locked door But sometimes a door is hard to open at an Airbnb And mind you by the way

This is not a house boat This is just a house And we decide to look up the Again good detective work I think this one was your idea The um Code for the lockbox to look at up the again good detective work i think this one was your idea the um damn code code for the lockbox yeah and but you tried to explain this to me so what you looked up like the email the email had like the code for the lockbox right and then there's a lockbox by a

door that's at that exact code and we're like this has got to be the house and so jackie's trying to open it and we're trying to push the door and we're taking turns because neither of us can get despite it being on the exact number yeah and then for some reason when i'm looking at the email i i see the word supreme reef or whatever and then i look at the door and it's not in the kind of sense on the door that you would read it like i didn't read it until we've been there for like 10 minutes yeah that that the sign on the door oh i didn't read that either it was like i just we kind of been like switching off trying to break into this house it was like 10 minutes and we were like they both the door and the lock must be stocked like that was not our smarts the rest of it and and we we finally are like i finally look at the email again and i was like oh

it says we're staying in supreme reef and i saw the door and the door said rig runner and i was like so what happened here was that mincy also made the same mistake as us and just left it on 2025 and it's not actually the house so we get get upstairs, get in, and I started doing the math of people in my head. I was like, wait, so Sidney and Jack are in that room. Mincy's here. I knew it was a four-bedroom house. John Kelly's here. Mikey's here.

I was like, that's four bedrooms. That's it. That's all the bedrooms. That's all the bedrooms. There are no other bedrooms. Like she said, do whatever. That's it. That's all the bedrooms. That's all the bedrooms. There were no other bedrooms. So I was like – Like she said, do whatever. And so I just slept on the wicker couch or whatever for –

You're so far along in your career still doing shit like that. Crazy. I slept fine. Of course you did. You're a fucking wild animal. Jesus Christ. And then we woke up and went fishing. It was like a nap because it was like 3 hours

I had a nice nap on the couch I mean my feet were like hanging off the ends it was probably about this maybe a little smaller than this couch but it was like the wicker like up high but then fishing what is your take on fishing

first of all I thought it was really fun for the first like four hours well there you go and then we got to hour six and we were like and okay Mincy also like Mincy by hour four was like so red it was so sunburned it was crazy

it was crazy did you not have anything on or anything well here it's like I don't fish enough we went went out at 7 a.m. and the sun's not up yet. Yeah, you guys look bad. Cloud coverage and all this stuff. So I didn't even think to put sunscreen on.

Yeah. Did you put sunscreen on? No. I know like that we could have used our adult brains and put sunscreen on. Because if I were to – when I've gone on boats in recent years, I'm like, where's the sunblock? Yeah, but she didn't tell us. You know what I mean? I agree wholeheartedly.

I'm with Jackie 100% that we should have been told to put sunscreen on. And I get saying that out loud sounds insane. But, like, I think there should have been something like, hey, guys, you might want to sunscreen up. Yeah. That would have been nice. I think there's something to be said for, like, we're going to go out on my boat. Like, you know, like, the water can get pretty choppy out here. So if you get seasick, like, is very strong an hour in our in this area um and you know like here's what the

bathroom situation might be like there's a few things that you gotta usually run through um so i can understand that but also a sunblock situation is a very like there are people who don't put any on there are people who put four on there are people who don't put any on. There are people who put four on. There are people who put 50 on. It's kind of up to you. But I think for the purpose of this, like if I went – especially if I went like – we are the indoors people. The city slickers coming out to your world. Like she probably doesn't even wear it or think twice about it because she's in the sun all the time.

But she's got to be thinking like what do I do with these rookies? I can see that. This content series is about taking children out to do adult things. Yes. Treat us like children. Yes, yes. But that all being said, this is a good M.I. the Asshole. It's like for the sake of like that dynamic of the video, yes, she should have held your hand.

She's 100's not an asshole we were the asshole we were 100 we were wrong but it would have been nice to tell us mincy by hour like eight was like hiding under any kind of fabric that would be yeah like no sublox blistering by the end no he was putting sunscreen on but we were on there for 12 hours. And so it's like there's only so much that SPF can do. And it's a boat that doesn't have like a below. Like you can't. Bro, it was a boat for three people and we had like seven of us on it.

It was great. Was there any talk of like, hey, maybe we cut this in half to six hours? I was scared to say it. In fact, when I'm doing someone else's videos, I don't want to take over. But I kept wanting to grab either John Kelly or Mikey and almost turn the idea of – if it was my video and I was producing it, it would have been, we are trapped on this fucking boat. I wanted to take the camera and be like, get us out of here. But I probably should have done it just so they had that footage anyway.

But, like, I think around lunchtime – Jackie and I talked about it, like, early. It should have been until lunch. We were both, like, fishing off the front early. And then we were like, I kind of get this. Like, that was – Jackie, you caught your first fish. And, like, right away.

The catfish? Yeah. I think, yes. Yeah. Yes. That was, well, also, I think that that was part of the issue, was we were catching only catfish. I think they were waiting for us to catch, like, actually big fish.

And we, like, couldn't. But also, like, catching catfish for you guys is totally like that i think they i only made a plan for that so much more fun you when somebody catches a fish you don't actually catch a fish until you call dibs on the fish and so if somebody else catches a fish and you call dibs that's your fish and you caught that fish yeah we were like dude we're screaming i don't think the captain thought it was as funny as we did. We were like, Dibs!

That's my fish! As they were like reeling in wrestling, what are you talking about? Were there strangers on the boat? No, there weren't. There was no room

for anyone else. Yeah, Dibs was fun. Dibs was fun. It was like the best part of it. When you get like all the points and stuff going, and then,

I don't know if I can say this because I don't want to ruin the video or whatever, but I think that's the best part of it. When you get, like, a little point system going. And then, I don't know if I can, like, say this because I don't want to, like, ruin the video or whatever. But, like, I think that's the reason, like, why if we had caught some big fish early on, then, like, we would have ended it. And by hour six, finally, like, one of the guys catches, like, a big fish. It was a red fish. It was exactly what they were looking for. Everyone was so excited. And then they were, like, you think I can say this part or whatever?

Yeah. This is my thing. So then they were like, take a picture with it, Jackie. And I was like, I don't want to take a picture with it. Like, it's still alive. Like, I don't want to touch it.

And they were like, you have to, like, for the video. So I was like, fine. And so, like, I have my hand in the mouth and then the mouth moves while my hand's in it. So then I throw it back in the water and it swam away.

And, like, everyone else is trying to be like nice about it be like oh no and john was like trying to get off this boat and poor mincy was like that was our one shot to get off this boat and we have finally caught it we probably could have called it today but like then just the business zoomed off it was so alive when it went back in the water i walked by i walked because like we knew we had to like it's a hunting video like that's why i didn't want to like like do like the whole like get us off this boat because like it takes a lot of time it's their hunt but it's like their and like their videos are about hunting and catching fish like that's the point of the video. And at one point, I just walked by Jackie. I went, catch a fish.

Get us off this fucking boat. And that was like an hour later. Because mind you, by the way, it wasn't food. They brought the Lunchables. It was just crackers and cheese. And I was like, I've been out here for eight hours. I'm starving. This is why, bro. You're not cut out for that life dude and and i i

want to be clear i had a lot of fun and i loved it but like by hour 10 i was like i'm ready to go and i was like jackie catch a fish and get us like i'm so sorry it was it was dude i it was actually so funny because i was still fishing off the back of the boat and uh sydney was taking a picture of jackie so she's like jackie look over here and like i was in the back of pictures i think she called my name to it maybe i just looked at her saying jackie yeah so i think i'm actually like i think there's a good picture of me being like because i watched it all happen and i was like did you we're out here for three more hours you're holding it like kind of like by the gills by the mouth that sort of thing and then it like wiggles around and you you just drop it or you like we're like get this like you threw it into the water like i think it hit the side of the boat

so it was like an audible, like, oh my God. It was, it was. And what did Sydney say? Was she just like, she at first was like, I think she was kind of like, oh,

are you fucking kidding me? Like in the fishing world, like we don't do that. Like whatever. And then she was like, and then she was realizing, like, I think that we weren't going to catch any big fish. So if she wanted a video,

like that was the best thing that she's going to get. So, uh, she ended up like, that was the best thing that she was going to get. So she ended up, like, thinking it was funny. I mean, that is so much better than a regular video. A hundred percent. And let me tell you something. I think that the fishing community is really going to – would much rather have enjoyed us to catch that fish and keep that fish and see this fun fish. Sure.

That might be true. But, like, the barstool community is going to want to watch Jackie throw the big fish of the day back in the water. That's exactly, like, the – and I'll say this. Jackie had a similar mishap. Would you say as big or potentially bigger? In terms of money-wise, probably bigger. First of all, I was negative one fish.

We lost one. That wasn't me. I caught another one. So now we're back to neutral at this point. I caught a pretty big... Big one. I dibs'd it though. John caught a big one. You also dibs'd the big one.

I had a hell of a day. But then since I lost it, that's your negative one. That's your loss. True. But you win, so you're neutral. You're back at zero. But then, I guess,

we're both at zero. I accidentally took down the drone, the very expensive drone, so I'm at negative one. Negative one drone. What happened there? It wasn't totally my fault. No, honestly,

I wouldn't call it your fault. It was. It's part. Did it have to do with her gigantic paws? Actually, it was my fault because I did see, like, there was a drop. My line was cast. I don't know if you know what I'm talking about. I'm also really going to lean into this thing.

I'm going to make this know what I'm talking about. I'm also really going to lean into this fishing thing, I think. I'm going to make this point my personality for a while. Maybe now you bitches understand why guys make it in their dating profile. Jackie said that. Exactly what I said. I actually, when 1,000% get it, I think it's hot. You hoses have never gone fishing. Yeah, that's impressive.

Point is, I cast my line, the drone was coming this way and there definitely was a moment where like I could have like lowered it or not moved it or whatever and I think that there might have been a small part

of me that was like what's gonna happen I kind of want to see how this plays out not actually we're gonna probably cut that out I don't want to admit that

but that on top of processing problem like I said I probably could have moved it if I was a little quicker I've done dumb things like that. But that on top of processing problem, like I said, I probably could have moved it if I was a little quicker. I've done dumb things like that before where I'm like, what could happen? And then I do it. I was driving through the car wash, and I was like,

what would happen if I opened my window? And I did it, and I was like, oh, no, no, no, no. I had to push the thing out and get it up. And I was like, why did I do that? Why would I do that? Why would I ever do that? But there was this little part of my brain that was just I do that why would I ever do that but there was this little part of my brain

that was just like what could happen I don't want to admit this I felt bad because the guy was very expensive so wait you're casting

or it's already in the water and the line is what trips it the drone hits the fishing line yes and that takes it out

it got caught and then it went in the water oh my god and this is like her barcelona doors filming our cameraman Yes. And that takes it out? It got caught in the water. Oh, my God. Yeah, it was. And this is like her, Marcel Adore's filming cameraman who has an expensive drone, I'm assuming.

And was he like, okay? No, he's a man. He was really nice about it. But do you think he was motherfucking you behind your back? This dumb bitch threw the fucking fish and the drone in the water. Pretty nice. He wasn't really happy

when the footage was also lost. Like, they checked that and that was gone. Oh, the footage is gone? Not for everything, but for the, when it dropped. But they were like,

we can just redo that. Like, we can just kind of. Oh, we'll just get another drone and throw it in. There's ways to get out. We'll figure it out. But, um. That's so funny, though.

Throwing the fish back in is so good. It was awesome. By the mince, he was like, there goes our chance to get out. Being on a boat, and I've thought about this a lot. Dude, I'm just thinking of the, just like, just Jackie throwing a fish in the water, and John being like, ooh, and mince in the corner, just boiling alive.

Just like, what a scene. water and John being like ooh and the quarters boiling alive. At one point did you get a picture of him with a hat and then at one point he tied Sidney's shirt around his neck so like almost like you know when the woman used to wear like the almost like sombrero type hats with like the bow around it. I got it. I looked like that where you just sit in the air.

I've been there man. More like on the beach than on a boat. When there's no shade and you can't escape, you're building umbrellas and fucking shelter and shit. It's not even doing it justice how red he was. It's pretty red, though. Jesus Christ. There was one point where Mincy was in the corner in his bonnet, and I was sitting there on the front of the boat with towels over my legs, and I was like, I really don't think we can say any louder how bad we want to go back. And we stayed out for like four more hours.

Was there a formal like, hey, Sid, this is great, but I've reached my limit? No. When I'm doing someone else's thing, I'm not going to speak up. Dude, that is the problem with the boat we were talking about this a couple weeks ago where your friends would get drunk and agree to the boat and then they get dragged out there and they wake up and it's like those guys are there to fish for the day and they're not going back in for your bitch ass mind you the whole time we didn't go deep sea fishing so the whole time we had the mississippi river we had like some inlets and whatever i don't know but like the whole time we could see land and it crossed my mind a time or

two they swim i was like i don't swim yeah like they were they were one too many gators i saw to make a swim yeah but like there were a few times where i was like if there was a restaurant there i'd swim like and i'm sure it was, like, way too far to swim. No, no, no. Really? Like, most of the time, like, you actually could as well. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

It wasn't like I could see land. It was like land was like the door. Oh. Like, we were close to land a lot. You would have had no idea how to get back. Right, right. But you could have not. Was it, like, uninhabited land?

Yeah, it was very swampy and like Everglades-y. But you could have got your feet on the ground. I could have, yeah. I could have done something. But that wouldn't have done you much good. No, then I would have just been hungry there. Right, right, right. And I get what you're saying where like you're the guest.

It's their video, all that shit. But I would have done that for like two hours i would have been like we i gave you a full two hours over my breaking point like you guys sounds like you did like eight hours over your breaking point i think but i think lunch so we got there like seven i think lunch where i was like all right day's about done yeah and then we got back at 6 p.m this is why i say no to these things and it's not out of no i'm sitting i love you i actually even love the idea of fishing but i like to do things basically one hour yeah yeah like one hour i just do things in one hour increments you know the podcast is like two hours that's it

that's done everything everything can be done in like an hour yeah the the um but this the rest of the trip, once Minzy got too sunburned and said the energy zapped him, it was clear. Minzy was not himself. Wait, also, can I just say this? We were playing music at one point, and it was rap, and there would be like, I don't know if I can say this, but there was a few N-words there. And Minzy was so conscious. He just. He would not. Even there was like a five minute period where he would just close his mouth. Everyone looked at him.

He goes, nope. Like Papa John. I'm trying. I'm just saying. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. It was so funny. But then once, like he said, his energy's been zapped, and he was sitting in the corner. My energy's been zapped.

I'm sorry. I'm not the way I am. And he – we were watching him. Jackie's got some good footage. And I've thought about this phrase. I've said this phrase in my head 10,000 times this weekend. And I said to Jackie, and she looked at me like I was insane. And I said, being around Ben Mintz makes me want to learn how to paint because whenever i look at

him i go i wish i could paint this picture he's so emotive and expressive where i'm just like just sitting there like like i was like like i wish a picture doesn't do it justice i wish i could fucking put ink to paint the canvas here and just capture all this. Did you see his handshake? Oh, my God. It's the greatest thing I've ever seen. The handshake with Dave. When he first puts his hand out

and pulls it back. And then Dave kind of does the pat on the shoulder from afar. And then that's it. He just goes back to talking to Jerry. He's like, okay. It is. That was glorious, man. Qu and he's like, okay. It is. That was glorious, man. Quigs just had the best capture.

It was insane. He thought this handshake was going to land. Because the camera, like, swings. It's like, he's not on the other side of the room. It is. And he also, at one point, called his shot. We were like, I was going in the water. I was going in the water because I had to pee.

And I'm fine peeing off the back of the boat. But, like, Sydney was just standing there. And I had made it known. I was like, so just pee off the back of the boat. And by that I meant, hey, Sydney, can you move so I can take my penis out? And she didn't. So I was like, I'll just jump in the water then. And so I was like, can I go in the water?

And, like, I think I was asking about, like, death. I mean, Sydney's probably like, I don't give a fuck about your dick. But it's like we technically are basically in the water? And, like, I think I was asking about, like, death. I mean, Cindy's probably like, I don't give a fuck about your dick. Right, she probably can't. It's like we technically are basically at the office. Yeah, yeah. I cannot take my dick out in front of you. I'm sure there's been a million dudes who have peed in front of her on a boat or when they're hunting or whatever. And she does not give a shit.

But you are still technically, like, a co-worker and a superior in a way. I cannot take my dick out here. I'm sorry. Actually, later on in the day, a story came out. And and i remember this story maybe i wouldn't have cared so much but the shit i don't even know if you're around for this when she peed on mikey oh yeah mikey's like her camera guy and they were telling a story about her being on like was it like one of those it was it was you know that's a headline but that's not the reality what happened is like they were sitting on the boat.

They were both in wetsuits. You just pee in wetsuits. And they were sitting there coming back, and his hand was here, and his hand started getting warm water on it. He's like, is that – are you peeing? She's like, I'm peeing. But it still was unclear. It was like, did you mean to?

And she was just like, no. Maybe I did. But so I jump in the water I'm getting ready to jump in the water and Mincy's sitting he always sits Indian style

he just looks so stressed out all the time I tried to take like I tried to take a few videos but I just have him he's just like

it's so funny she's got a bunch of videos I can see that like of him just like yeah I don't even know what was happening at the time

Shogun having a computer open it's so funny he's always like but like he was sitting there like't even know what was happening at the time. Shogun having a computer problem. It was so funny. He's always like... But like, he was sitting there, like, I think trying to stay out of the sun. And he... Oh, it's fucking...

She goes, what? I'm scrolling through this. It went like all the way to the top. The... What? The... He's... it went like all the way to the top the uh the uh he's he's like sitting there like crouched over like avoiding the sun and i was like i think i'm gonna go in the water and almost like an agent who's been activated he just looks up and goes want me to do a viral cannonball like and he said viral i was like i was like that's babe ruth calling his shot right there dude this this this is so, like, you just squirm.

Wait, that last one at the end where he fucking pins down. He is like, do you not feel it looking at that picture? Don't you wish you could paint that? Like, I wish I could paint. The way he's, like, looking off into the sun is so good. Just even that pose. He's always sitting crisscross applesauce. Yeah, which is crazy because you would think he couldn't.

He's comfortable in that way. You want me to do a viral cannonball? Like my cannonball is the viral one. Yeah, yeah. He's probably right. He's just like, yeah, we're going to. I'm sure. I mean, listen, if I saw a headline that said Mincy does a cannonball,

I'm clicking. We end up jumping in together and holding hands, and that's not as good as just Mincy. Yep. And then at the end of the day, I don't know if it was his idea or someone's idea, like, why don't you all get – he had to do a Rough and Rowdy promo. And someone was like, why don't you all get in?

I was like, no, it's better, Just Mincy. Sometimes it's like less is more. I wasn't like, Mincy, hold hold my hand let's jump in the water because I Know Mincy's better along It ended up happening we ended up doing it and It's fine but I know It would have been you know a bigger thing I bring

It down right right right it's an important thing to know You know yeah I also feel bad Like after I was like that was your viral I like joked I was like that was your viral cannonball and he apologized for it like five times he was like I'm sorry like I didn't give my best like cannonball like I could do it again I felt so bad it was a

it was a fine cannonball great cannonball mincy so in the end no fish one broken drone uh boiled lobster mince. Yeah. And, I mean, you slept the next day until noon.

No, too late. Oh, and then that night I was like, we're not staying here, which we went back to New Orleans. And got to give a shout-out to the old barstool. We're pinching pennies. They were like, you don't get a hotel. I was like, well, I'm getting a hotel because I'm not sleeping on the liquor couch again. That was fucking crazy.

John called me. He was like, yeah, they said we don't have the budget. And I was like, just use the KFC radio money that we have. He was like, nope, they wouldn't allow that either. I was like, god damn. Like literally does not make a difference other than like there's a little fucking line on a spreadsheet that says KFCcr and i i barcelona doors i i loved them being like no you have an airbnb i loved it i i have come to the realization i am a fan of rules for thee but not for me i was like it's crazy to be like i mean it's like 120 i know but that's the point

yeah yeah you can make the argument both ways it's like a $120 hotel. I know, but that's the point. Yeah, yeah. You can make the argument both ways. It's a $125 hotel to keep one of your 12-year veterans alive. Give a fucking break. Absolutely insane. Jackie was talking. It was a Caitlin. And she was very apologetic. She wasn't like, no.

She was like, I don't think it's in the budget. And I was like, shout out you keeping that number down. But also, maybe let's fudge him up a little bit. Maybe I'll tell you what. If you guys didn't splurge and steal that Camaro, maybe you would have fucking had a hotel that night. Yeah, that is something. I wish I was that guy. But I would be so sunburned and miserable.

I would just bring it down. I'm like, you guys go. It's almost like a mincey effect. There was a day. There was a part of the day where the energy shifted. We came back. It actually did come back around. I think when someone caught it.

I think it was before you threw the red back in the water, to be honest. Probably before you took the entire goal of the video and threw it away. It really killed the vibe when I did that. It was pretty like. We were all pretty like. Vi yeah yeah that's like you know when you're like i can't even think of a comparison of like we're here to do this thing and you accomplish the thing and then just ruin the thing it was but like as someone who like you know i don't make wildlife content so i don't know exactly what the i i you know to be

honest i've never watched an outdoors video so i don't really know what the vibe of them are but like i drove away being like that's an all-time video well right there is jackie realizing that the rhythm of fishing oh my god God. Pop, pop, pop, pop, lock and drop it. Like it was, she's like, it's just pop,

lock and drop it. And then he's going to get it. Cause he doesn't fish. Jordy, Jordy was like, uh, I'll put it on. And then he put it on and everyone was like,

Oh yeah. Pop, lock and drop. We were like dancing. That was a fun part of the day. I also want to say that when i said that because you like pop just you'll see i don't want to say that when i said that that also kind of killed the vibe for a little bit nobody for like a little bit understood

what i meant until fights was kind of like okay well now it's kind of stuck in my head and i know what you mean and then we turn it on so but nobody acknowledged it for a second but i was right it was it was very fun they you know they I was right about it the whole entire time. It was very fun. We're telling stories about it and being like, I wish I could have gotten on the boat. It was awesome. There were times where I was a little tired, but it was like a day. Some points I was tired, other days I was more jacked up. I just can't do anything for a full day.

It was when we came back, and I was like, that was the whole day. Yeah, you called me, and you were're like I'm just getting off the boat and I was like I've done all of the things my kids are in bed yeah it was crazy are you still like on your like vacationers high or whatever I feel like no I didn't utilize I could have like convinced you or something the Portugal thing like if we had gotten on that if I had shown you some tickets, that was a missed window. I just can't. Yeah.

You got to kill my kids or something. They were gone. We would go wherever. Alas, they're alive. They'll be alive for a long time. Probably longer than me, in fact. Right. I bet they outlast all of us.

There's seven. Yeah. probably longer than me in fact right i bet they outlast all of us they're seven um yeah i wish if if like the zoom thing really took it's like somehow and then you guys could go you know what i mean yeah it just doesn't if like the whole world committed to just like yeah it doesn't matter it doesn't matter if you're on camera together or if you're through zoom i like you guys go even if the whole world took that i don't feel that so i couldn't do it but that's what i mean even if somehow they like if somehow they come up with like a hologram but you're still never gonna have yeah the energy in the room is different even if like even there's no lags no stepping on toes energy in the room is always going to be different never going to work different. Never going to work.

I mean, obviously it works. People use it, but not for me. If you were like a 3D hologram right now, you don't think I would? I wouldn't feel the energy in the room. But maybe you would. But not a 3D hologram wouldn't. We're talking about new technologies that our minds can't even think of now. Right, right, right.

You've got to transfer bodily energy to a new location. That's what I need. Well, you think it's like a pheromones aura thing? Or it's just like if you looked like you look, like if it was just like a 3D projection, if I could just go and I would go through you, but it looks that way, you don't think I would get the same energy? I think you can feel it.

You ever watch a sex scene with your parents? You feel it. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. And if I were to watch a sex scene with your parents? You feel it. Yeah. And if I were to watch a sex scene with a hologram of my parents, I wouldn't care. I'd be like – but I would. If their reaction was in real time, I'd be like this is – they were going, oh, my God. You know why? But you wouldn't – if it was a 3D hologram, you wouldn't hear their leg cross.

You wouldn't feel the shuffle, the shift. You would – it would just – you might hear the exhale, but you wouldn't feel like the tension. Yeah. If you can't hear the little noises, it's not the same. So anyway, you're not going to Portugal. I'm sorry. Sorry. Yeah, no, I think the honeymoon for everything is worn off.

The vacation honeymoon, the barstool honeymoon, everything's like, oh, fuck. I have to go to work every day in the middle of the day now. Fuck. The amount of things that I used to be like, oh, today's the day I just wouldn't go in at all. I absolutely have to go in now. Fuck. So. Oh, yeah, I thought about that.

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an award all of a sudden. You are? I got a tech. Oh, I don't think I was supposed to say

that. Too late. It's too late. Whatever. Yeah. They're keeping the nominees quiet.

That's stupid. Dude, Nick was telling me that because Nick is doing this all wrong. He's

presenting an award and he's like they won't tell me i can't do any joke like obviously we can all improv and stuff like that but nick nick nick is exceptionally funny at everything the new out of order go watch the mime sketch it's the funniest dude what i love i love hearing uh my favorite thing about out of order is getting to hear the inside, like you guys what, you guys didn't there's like two skits that everyone's loving that you guys thought were kind of throw-ins

this week, Paz was saying. I don't know what the feedback, I know the mime one is unbelievable. People love the mime one. I thought that me and Owen both thought the shampoo one was like, you know, it's good, it's gonna make people laugh, but like, ton of comments about how, like people just know, it's good. It's going to make people laugh. But a ton of comments about how – like people just quoting that it's in my eye.

Did I get it done? Oh, really? It's in my eye. Those are just such cheat codes. Those are like – when the joke is yelling, it is like a cheat. But it's like that's exactly what my kid did. It's like so perfect. Dude, that was one where it was like – that just – like it just literally – You should give yourself more credit than that like

like to nail like i i always i don't i didn't realize how how universal it is i guess like a little kid screaming for a towel the way it is kiki does it to me all the time and i'm like it's it's just water you're not it's not shut the fuck up and when you did it exactly like him i was like oh my god i just did i just i just did exactly exactly that this is how I found out about it because I was talking I think I was talking about you on the last episode when you weren't there

and I was saying how much you just will commit to these acting roles and as I was describing it they were like yeah I mean he just we were like we need someone to like

have his eyes hurting okay I got it I mean that's The That's the method acting It's not even The final word method I think it's what I do

With everything I've said it before I'm a chicken Caesar salad Is that what needs to be done I'll do it Like it is the Nate was like You want to go to the water

For like a 30 second Like cold open I was like Yeah We need to do it We need to like a 30-second cold open? Yeah. I was like, yeah, we need to do it. We need to do it. I don't think of that as anything extraordinary at all. Wait, what about the chicken Caesar salad? The chicken Caesar salad, whenever you – like if you need to get through the day, chicken Caesar salad is like, I got it.

We'll do it. We'll get you through it. And I'm like – Did you just come up with that? I've said it on the show before. I'm a human version of chicken Caesar. I'm nothing flashy. I'm nothing special. But I'll just do it. I'll get you your sustenance? I've said it on the show before. I'm a human version of Chicken Seed. I'm nothing flashy. I'm nothing special.

But I'll just do it. I'll get you your sustenance. I'll get it for you. It's great. It's great. That's just all I have. I'll get it done. It's not going to be what you want, but I'll get you through it.

And you know what, though? But sometimes they're surprisingly good, too. When you have a good Caesar salad at a steakhouse, you're like, oh, this was good. I like this. That's kind of you. Yeah. All right. It's got to get done.

I'll get the job done, and every now and then I pleasantly surprise. Yeah. What do you want? Close your eyes. What if you do anything right now? You're not going to say a chicken Caesar salad, but if it has to happen. I'm going to have a chicken Caesar salad. I'm going to.

Tonight I'm going to have a chicken Caesar salad. But I was saying all this to say. Oh, the mime sketch is hilarious. Yeah. And Nick, like, he is incredibly funny, but he's also an incredible joke writer. And he's like, they won't even tell me, like, what I'm doing, so I can't have any – I mean, I'm going to go up there and just go, and the nominees are. Right. I'm not going to get out over my skis on this one.

But, like, nominees – the whole world always knows the nominees first yes you know the nominees for like months going into it or weeks going into it if i could do a sidebar real quick uh i read an article in the av club the other day about the nominees for what i think i think they're projecting nominees for the emys. For comedy. It doesn't mean anything anymore. It hasn't for so long. But it's even worse now, man. Really?

It was, I would say, half of the shows. Never even heard of? Not haven't heard of. Have heard of. They're not comedies. And I think if you ask the people writing the scripts, they're like, we're not writing a comedy. Comedy becomes like not drama.

You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's almost just like it's everything else that's not like murder and like suspicion, fucking whatever. I'm going to see if I can pull it up real quick. It was like – I'm not saying it's not funny. I'm saying I don't think it is intended to be funny. Intended to be funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So here are the nominees. Abbott Elementary, comedy.

The Bear, not a comedy. No, not at all. Jury Duty, comedy. But kind of like – Jury Duty is great. I like Jury Duty. I don't know if I'd call it a – Jury Duty is funny, but it's not like – I don't know if it's a comedy.

I guess it is because a lot of it is written. It's a funky one. Ted Lasso, I don't think that's a comedy. Jury's funny, but it's not like a – I don't know if it's a comedy. I guess it is because a lot of it is written. It's a funky one. Yeah. Ted Lasso, I don't think that's a comedy anymore. I think maybe the first one it was. Yeah, it's like a family – Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, dramedy. Barry, not a comedy anymore.

No, not Barry. Great Show, not a comedy anymore. Wednesday, not a comedy. That's just like a young adult show. And Only Murder's in the Building, which is probably a comedy anymore. Wednesday, not a comedy. That's just like a young adult show. And Only Murders in the Building, which is probably a comedy. So Abbott Elementary is a clear comedy. I have a take on

a lot of these. I'm done pretending about Only Murders in the Building. I think I don't even think I finished season one. I enjoyed it, but it wasn't like I didn't need to keep watching it. It's the odd couple. It's, you know, the unlikely trio of them together. I get it.

It has some cute moments. You're wasting my time. Yeah. Only murders in the building is wasting my time. I got out. I don't want to do it. Again, it was fine, but I wasn't like – I think I probably watched four or five episodes of season one and then just other things popped up.

This next season, it's like, oh, but like the murder didn't happen in the building. And then it's like, boom, it happened in the building. I was like, eh. It's just not that good. Yeah. It's just – this sounds stupid because a show is what it is. But if it wasn't Martin Short, Steve Martin martin and selena gomez that's the appeal yes yes and it's like these major stars from these different walks of life if it was just

three other people it would not it would not last a minute and that there is something to be said for that they have the star power but there's something to be said for the fact that it can't carry without it um yeah like what do you call wednesday it's like it's just that's what i mean it's just not it's not a comedy. If you ask the writers, are you writing a comedy, I don't think they'd say yes. Yeah, no. I think they'd be like, we're in a show. We've got some jokes in it.

It's a comedy. It's a – yeah. I guess if you're intending to laugh. But like, yeah, especially when it's just like always sunny in Philadelphia is trying to make you laugh and like they do. But even like – even ten years ago when Sunny wasn't getting nominations. It was usually like Veep. It was Veep. It was Modern Family.

Like you can make the – you could – But Modern Family is kind of like you run into the – like – I think Modern Family. I think the intention – towards the end, it ends almost like Scrubs where like they have like the – not reveal the resolution. And it's like over some music and one of the characters is talking and that part gets a little resolutionary and there's a little after-school-y to it

but I still think the intention was laugh Ted Lasso probably still gets that but like is Ted Lasso having another season coming? no, that's done that would have been a stain on society. Abbott Elementary is a funny...

is a funny... It's an interesting show. It's like... I remember seeing a compilation of all their funny moments and I was like, holy shit.

This is fucking hilarious. What is this? And then I watched it and it was like, oh, those were all the funny parts. Yeah. I like Abbott Elementary. I don't watch it was like, oh, those were all the funny parts. Yeah. I like Avanilla.

I don't watch it religiously, but I've probably seen season one, a good amount of season two. It's funny. Yeah. It's a very funny show. I have no problem with it winning. I'm not like, what?

That one? It's a very funny show. But that's the only one. That's a comedy. But it's almost like what Adam Devine was saying, what's a very funny show. But that's the only one. That's a comedy. But it's almost like what Adam Devine was saying, what he said on this show and then went super viral for later, as always goes. When is that going to stop happening?

When are people just going to realize that all these guests and all these moments happen here first? Just stop talking about the show that has it second and talk about the show that has it first. It was like two weeks later. He's like, Adam Devine says Marvel. Like, yeah, no, I know. Fucking bull. And these morons who cover it.

Like, okay, hey, morons who just went viral. Recognize that you could have had that viral moment before everybody two weeks ago if you listen to our show so maybe start listening to our show to catch the next one first instead of second he um damn it the uh drake that one's gonna haunt me forever that's gonna haunt me for the rest of my life we had the soldier boy drake moment first literally he's he's he obviously scripted it. He did it exactly the same. And just nobody cared. Nobody cared. The – I was going to say.

Yeah, I think comedies don't – I don't even – And I guess those – I don't even have a problem with those nominees because I'm not like – It should have been X. I just don't think the show is getting made. Yeah. Like I don't think the show is getting made. Yeah. I can't think of...

What would I replace any of those with? I don't know. Right, right. Regis Demsons. I got to stand up for Marvelous and Mr. Maisel. I get what you mean, though. Marvelous and Mr. Maisel, I have not done the new season yet because it just hasn't worked out time-wise.

It's a great show. Great show. But I do understand what you mean. Like it's more of just like a – it's about comedy is why it's funny. But if she – But that's one I would – I would give that – I'll give that a comedy. But that's still – I think like only half – there's eight nominees. Yeah.

I think only half are like that's a comedy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then even those ones are like – There's been ones over the years that are like not funny at all, but it's just not the other one. There's no like rape and murder. There's no like political intrigue. There's no suspense. It's comedy, you know?

That's a classic thing in the Golden Globes. That's why the Martian won Best Comedy. Yeah, that's crazy. But the Golden Globes don't have a category for comedy. But this is the comedy category. This is the comedy category for the Emmys. Yeah, that's stupid.

What would you give it to? What's been the funniest show? I'll say this, and it's very similar to Only Mirrors in the Building, and the ending is so incredibly atrocious. I think I had my most

laugh-out-loud moments for a show so far on... I don't remember the name of the show. Give me a hint. It is. It's very Onlyrored based on a true story based on true story on peacock with kaylee cuoco and chris messina um it is it's a show that was

playing when i had to go upstairs to see if my neighbors were uh getting murdered um it is it like it's it's funny i i had a lot of complaining about the ending of that, though. It's a testament to the show that I still... Wasn't it like you thought this can't be the last episode or something? Yes. You were like, oh, there's got to be more. I figured I caught up. It was weekly. And I figured, oh, it's only eight or out.

And I was like, oh, no, no. They released the whole season. It's the ending. But then I think it's a testament to the show that I still recommend it. That the ending is so bad. Throw all the other ones out. Have you watched Telemarketers yet? No.

Bro, Telemarketers is unbelievable. Really? Telemarketers is like, I can't even believe it's real but it is it's it's it's uh it's a documentary about this cdg the the community development group and all they did was sell stickers that basically said like i support the local police department and they're like can we you know and you'll stick it on and we'll give you a card and maybe it'll get you out of a ticket you know but you'll show your support for the boys for the men and women and they just like sold shit like that like complete scam shit and this guy i'm almost wondering if it's like a jury duty thing because i'm like this did this guy really think in the moment like i'm just going

to start filming this because he says he's like i just needed to film this because i was like what the fuck is going on here? And there's this guy, Pat Pacehouse. I'm sorry to interrupt. Is it a documentary or is it a show? It's a documentary. Documentary, okay. But it's unintentionally funny because the people that you're talking to are like, this guy Pat's like, yeah, you know, I've been selling all the stickers for years.

And, you know, these fucking guys are taking hundreds of millions of dollars. And they're like, Pat, are you a little bit high on heroin right now? And he's like, yeah, you know, but it's fine. Are you a little bit high on heroin? A little bit, sure. Are you not? Yes, that's kind of what it is. That's what we were doing at the point.

Yeah, that's the vibe of the show. The amount of, like, characters, the amount – I've only seen one episode, by the way. It's a week to week. Oh. And the very end of the first episode is, like, it goes deeper and there's a blurred out face and a blurred voice being like, oh, this is like a $300 million scam. Like, this runs deep. But the morons – the story starts out this kid was like i dropped out of school at 14 and the only place i could start working was this

telemarketer group i was like 14 he was a 14 year old with the heroin addicts and there was people fucking and drilling dogs it's pretty fun yeah you probably would have fit in with the telemarketer it's it is like uh uh uh unintentional comedy through the roof what cons actually had a good for once his dumb brain uh had a good what did he say it's like oh uh did you watch the action park documentary? That was kind of a New York thing. I know. I watched the movie with John Knoxville, Action Land. Yeah, Action Park was like this – it was just like this crazy – well, if you know Action Park, you get the reference.

If you don't, you don't. But Telemarketers is – I think it's week to week, so it's only just starting to bubble. But it was one of those – all of a sudden, I just start to hear a lot of people talking about it and this guy pat pesos is going to be a legend so uh yeah not a not a not a scripted thing so it's not comparable but if you're looking for laughs uh telemarketers is where it's at uh wait can i also say today we were all in the room and pavs once you two left pav said you want to say what you said to me you you walked in i was almost like i was like talking shit about you kevin yeah oh yeah that was funny no no that part that part came from it because i was telling just my story my night last night but i saw barbie but it was great yeah i thought it was great

because i i also think it's just like, I just like silly humor like that. And I was like laughing the entire time. You're retarded. But also I think there was just so much like, we talked about it. Go into the other room. I was like, you just shut up really fast. I was like, I was like talking shit. But like, I did.

I don't know. I just thought, I thought I laughed the entire time. I love Friends. That's what I would never we talked about it for so long and like i was just like curious of what it was and i think i was just like pleasantly surprised by like a lot of oh so the gosling was just the funniest part about the entire thing i want to go see it again because i i first of all as keegs said when she was on she's like like, you didn't like the blank part? And I was like, that sounds like a part I'd like a lot. But I was asleep.

You were asleep. I was like, that does sound awesome. You didn't even like the Casa Bro house? And I was like, that sounds fucking sick. But I stand by what I've always said. My theater did not like it. So I almost think it's one of those things, like, if you're at that's like everyone this is fun like hell yeah this is fun yeah my theater did not laugh that much my theater like walking out there was a lot of like rumblings like that wasn't that

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house on Long Island. She still lives on Long Island. And I've dated her for about two years now. This is the same story. We never told this on the podcast, but this is the same story. My first date with her, her dad got the table right next to us. And then there was the FaceTime

debacle. You've been trying to win over the dad. So we get home and my girlfriend walks into the living room. The dad's hanging on the couch. He's like, good night, love you. And I just like – he goes, good night, love you. And I walk by and I say, good night.

And he goes, it's okay. You can say I love you. And I like stood there in the hallway and just looked at him and just nodded my head and then went upstairs and didn't sleep last night because that's all I thought about. Wait, wait, wait. He said he just sat and got in bed and was just like, should I say I love you? Should I say I love you back? He said, can I love you to you? He said, it's all right. about. Wait, wait, wait. He said he just sat and got in bed and was just like, should I say I love you? Should I say I love you back? He said, can I love you to you?

He said, it's all right, you can say it. But he said to you first. So she said, goodnight, I love you. He goes, goodnight, love you.

And I said, goodnight. And then he said, it's okay, you can say I love you. And I was like, and there's like seven people in the room,

every single person's just like, you could hear just like a pin drop. The vibe, the vibe of the room. The vibe of the room like you talked about. You could feel it person's just like – you could hear just like a pin drop. The vibe. The vibe of the room. The vibe of the room like you talked about. You could feel it. I was like halfway up. I was like, I said I love you.

She goes, I don't know. I mean, bro, that is a tough spot. Did you say you've seen him again since? I haven't seen him again since. What do you do now? I mean, you almost have to lean into, like, make a joke of it. Like, I mean, that is

a tough spot to put the boyfriend in. You can say I love you to me. And he said it like a joke or like no that's a thing he literally was like you know we're you're around enough like you can are they a big like affectionate family yeah yeah so like maybe i do think that there was a tone of like

this is like a joke i'm fucking with you but also see what he says here let's see what happened the like like like it's almost like Yeah you can call me dad Bro I think you're in An incredible position now I think you are in Rarified air You're in the driver's seat Where You're

Not father-in-law You're whatever you call Your girlfriend's dad He's gotta earn your love now I wasn't ready to say it You know Just springing on him one day When he does something cool

he'd be like I love you man you've earned it what like he makes a great steak Seth yeah

by the way dude I love you but like so right right now if you were to go that was to happen again

yeah what would you do I think I'm still holding back. I don't know. And I like, even with my dad, we save our I love you's for big moments.

I'm not hanging on my phone with my dad every single time. Love you, dad. Those are for big moments. Yeah, me too. Me too. We're broken. I think we're emotionally fucked up,

but it's okay. I think about that with my parents all the time and how I'm so thankful that we're not like that. Yeah. Because, like, I think I've said this before where, like, when I hang up the phone with either of my parents, it's usually goodbye. Yeah. If the conversation went really well, it's catch you later.

I love you. And I'm like, I earned it. I love you today. I think everyone. That's severely broken, too. Jesus Christ. You have to earn an I love you today I think That's severely broken too Jesus Christ You have to earn your I love you Bring the fucking Earn an I love you

Unconditional love is bullshit Love should be conditional Conditional What are the conditions So maybe I'm in the worst spot Like I I only My sister had a baby So maybe I'm even in the worst spot. I said it to my sister. I had a baby, and I was like, at that phone call, I was like, congrats.

I'm so happy for you guys. That guy and I love you. Doesn't get one. Bro, I know what I've heard. I only get it when they laugh a lot. Bro, this is quite literally a guy who just wants the love of his parents and thinks that he has to be a goddamn joker to get it. I'm the court jester.

Everybody loves me. I'm juggling for you, Mom and Dad. Just tell me I love you. Five minutes into a call, I can tell you I'm getting I love you. You're like, I didn't have it tonight. I will only say it when something disastrous happens or something really good happens. Oh, no.

Like bad news. I'm like, okay, like, you know, like we'll see. Hopefully they survive. Like, I love you, Mom. Otherwise, never. It could be a Tuesday afternoon if it went well. And I love you. I'm like, we're kidding.

I also genuinely believe that like unconditional love is crazy. I'm kind of with you genuinely believe that like, unconditional love is crazy. I'm kind of with you on that. Unconditional love is crazy. I love you unconditionally. What if I fucking go kill people? I think the only, I truly think the only person you can be unconditional for is your kids. Because like my kids,

like if my kids killed something, I'd be like, whatever. I don't know. Everybody else, I'd be like, you should have killed that guy. I knew it was like unconditional love. Unconditional love for a relationship is complete bullshit yeah that's crazy there's gotta be blood unconditional means

yeah like truly there's not one condition that will make you change your mind is crazy kids kids like i believe it blood i can get close like they're like you know i i my parents my sister my brother they could do whatever a a anybody who says they're like you know i i my parents my sister my brother they can do whatever a a anybody who says they're like unconditionally in love for like their spouse is lying that's straight up a lie it's straight up a lie they that's okay they can cheat on you what if they cheat on you what if they fucking kill somebody what if like there's just a million things that are just like uh our our relationship is based on like this agreement to do this thing together. Whereas like family blood is like we're just – we're in the same fucking –

No, no, no. I'm more unconditional love with the homies than I am with the homies. Oh, yeah? Yes, for sure. Well, the homies are different than the – Like – I would go like kids, nuclear family, homies, romantic. Yeah, that's probably fair.

That's probably fair. My boys, I'm way more inclined to be like, all right, let's bury the body. Yeah. A girl, I'd be like, I'm dumping you. I'll go find someone who hasn't murdered somebody. It's much harder to find a good friend than to find a good woman Or a good boy Like a good spouse You know A fun fact

I learned recently And maybe I've said this on the show Because it came about when Fun facts Yeah we gotta get back on fun facts You know the phrase Blood is thicker than water Have I told you this?

No What are we talking about? I told you this? Yeah Blood is thicker than water Uh huh Is Obviously It's all a fallacy.

It's not none of it's true. Really? Like, not even literally? Well, I don't even mean literally. I mean, like, the phrase that it's stolen from. Oh, yeah, it was on the show. It means the exact opposite. The phrase is the the blood of the covenant is thicker than the

water of the womb. Which means yeah, it was definitely on the show. Which means. I would must have been out for that day. That like the promise and the agreement of friendship is more than just a familial bond. Oh, I think the opposite of that.

But that's interesting. Yeah, blood's thicker than water. Yeah, blood's thicker than water. But the full phrase of that, where that's taken from, is the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb. So that's just like you can pop a kid out and they just go. But if I agree to... I think it's... Yeah, the family versus...

Familial rather than like kid themselves. I mean I definitely get the idea of like just because you're my brother, if you're a piece of shit – I think of it more as like if you fuck up. If you're like – if you're my brother but you're a horrible person, I wouldn't ride with you. Yeah, yeah. Whereas – so I can understand that. Just being like this person has the same DNA as me so they get to do whatever the fuck they want. That – I can understand that being like, yeah, no, no, no.

That's stupid. So I too – I can understand that. But that's funny that – yeah, that's like the jack of all trades, master of none. But it's actually – the end of the phrase means it's better to be the master of none. Oh, really? It's like the full phrase is jack of all trades, master of none. But like blah, blah, blah is better than a master of one. So it's like – it's actually good to be well-rounded.

It's like the national anthem where we just cut out all the racist shit. We'll stop before we get to the real message. Verse one. No, verse two. We'll stop before we get to all the slavery. Speaking of that, real quick. Richmond, Martha Richmond. Fire ass song.

Dude, that song is so good. Yeah, this is the – I haven't actually listened to this. You haven't listened to this song? No. This is the one that's become like the right wing like rallying cry, but it's just like a guy – It's just a great song. Yeah. You make it – it is a political song, but like – and it's – people a guy it's just a great song yeah you make it political like it is a political song

but like and it's it people who like it i wish they didn't like it but it's a fucking great dude is he political i don't i think this is his first time ever getting anything so is he down to ride or like is he just like we'll just like my guy let's go or is he like this is not he hasn't really taken anything so he blew up overnight and he's just done some local shows since and just only thing on his social media now is just different clips of him singing. So he really hasn't. Can we get him on radio? Dude, I think it's going to be impossible.

You think so? Dude, he has like 50 million views. It's insane. But, you know, sometimes people are like – He's got such a good voice. He has like – he has a line where i keep repeating was like we said look out for miners now miners on an island somewhere and i'm like yeah so all right that that's now i get it yeah yeah yeah that's a little bit of lip service for the boys in the red hats. You know what I mean?

No, I like how he has a bar, though, dude. Yeah, that is – He has one where his tax dollars should pay for your book. He thought he did something there. Yeah, he thought he did something with that one for sure. That's funny. That's country music bars is what that is. Dude, he's got great-ass songs. You know there was somebody literally like,

I wish they cared about these minors instead of those minors. Oh, okay. We're going to get the studio right out. The minors on an island somewhere. I do think because this song has obviously become more right. But there is also a clip. I think that's like our echo chamber kind of deal where it's just people on Twitter who think that's like the – our echo chamber kind of deal where like it's just people on Twitter who think that. Like there's a viral video of people just listening and it's every color, every one.

The song is just about like the middle class really and now it's disappearing. And it's just like it's black people. It's white people. It's everyone. People are like, yeah, this is a great song. It's just how it was first introduced to first introduced to you right right right whether it was someone quoting and being like fucking republican idiots or someone be like this guy's nailing it yeah like this is a good song right i like the song yeah um but the uh i forget why i was saying all that I forget. 300 million? 30 million. Oh, oh, oh.

But if he was a left – and I don't know what he is, so I don't want to put this on him. If he wasn't considered to be a right-wing person, he would 100% be considered a plan. Oh, yeah, yeah. He just fucking blew up huge out of nowhere. He's the answer to Bobby Althoff. Yeah. Yeah. Like, it's just like within, like, you had one song and it's got like 100 million plays.

People go plant. Yeah. No, I mean, you cannot have fast success anymore. Right. You're automatically a plant. And it's actually, I always remember Louis C.K ck saying this where he was like i didn't i live overnight to you i've been doing this for 20 years he's like he's probably oliver said i'm pretty dead set in the middle of the aisle on politics and always have been cool like he's probably like yeah i've been seeing these songs and at these little empty shows for 20 years right

you just put me on a video for the first time i mean that's crazy and like you might have a whole fucking catalog yeah where they're awesome songs or i don't know but but one hit wonders are funny i was thinking about it the other day like uh i can't remember who i was thinking about probably just some rappers who just like they got a feature and then that got them an album and then they just – but they just like couldn't really hack it the way like the superstars do. You know what I mean? Like why did you not write enough or fast enough or were you not pleasant to work with or you just weren't like that. I don't know. It's funny where it's just like this guy can sing and play obviously.

But maybe he just – this will be like a one-hit thing. Who knows? I don't know. It's very strange sometimes to be like, I just couldn't recreate that ever again. It just never clicked the way it did that one time. I think he will, because I think this kind of music is having its moment,

so to speak. And has been for a while. You can trace it back to... Now, the question is, is does he lean into it? I'm sure someone who knows more about that music wouldn't say it was before mumford but sure but that's the first mainstream yeah crossover type deal was like the mumford yep and uh i think this guy hasn't really gone away since then this guy has got to have i mean if he wants to lean into it you can just be

like a billionaire tomorrow yes his next song should just be called – this song is called The N Word. And I'll just be that dude for – what does this mean? What is this? He has the line and he's like, can't pay taxes for your round of fudge rounds or something, or your box of fudge rounds. And everyone kind of took that as like – he's like, I wasn't making a statement with the fudge rounds. He's like, I just wanted to buy fudge rounds.

No, he's just basically making fun. He's like, our tax dollars go to the obese that buy fudge rounds. Oh. That's where the whole thing comes from. And that was one of the lyrics that was taken out of like – that the right wing is like – or the left is like really upset about. I don't know why. I just could never imagine caring.

Yeah, that's a funny line. Yeah. It's funny to be upset about the fat people buying fudge rounds, though. My taxes are going to go to your snacks? Fuck out of here. That's funny. Someone like this is going to for sure have like an agent or a company in his ear being like,

if you dress like this and say these things, you will become mega wealthy superstar. And you got to decide whether you want to do that or not. I don't know. That, that is a interesting, uh, like when you get super rich,

uh, super famous, super fast, you don't know how to, how to do it. Yeah. Like there's usually like a build to it, you or like i've failed so many times that like with this one i'm gonna make it count so i'm gonna do this this and the other when you're just like oh i don't know all the

sudden i'm rich like i don't need to try hard or whatever it just you you go about it a whole different way and also just like everything like everything becomes more volatile where like if you make a decision after being famous for 10 years, you made a bad decision. Whereas if you make a decision in your first two weeks of being famous, then you're like – it's like, oh, that's who he is. That happens a lot. Not a lot, but it's happened with people 10 years in where they became a completely different person. But you're just like, ah, yeah, that was dumb. I shouldn't have said is. Yep. That happens a lot. Not a lot, but it's happened with people for 10, 10 years in where they became a completely different person, but you're just like, ah, yeah,

that was dumb. I shouldn't have said that. Right. Or like, or like, Oh wait, I didn't know what if I don't actually think that. And like,

it's, it's easier to get your persona radicalized early on. Early on. Yeah. And you're like, yeah, a guy kind of, now I'm just kind of floating right and right doing different things it's been fun watching tommy smokes get rattled

like radicalized that was a good time oh man dude that was tommy tommy threw it out as a joke and then we went to dinner before the day before we went to louisiana um and they're like he was like talking like that at dinner i was like this happened fast man He's good at it He's a nasty woman I was like dude we're at dinner Yeah He went all in When he said something like

The election ends this week But like Tommy Trump may be here forever He's good at it I gotta give it to him He's very good at it But yeah Congrats to Kelly Keegs Who is the official he's good at it I gotta give it to him he's very good at it but yeah congrats to Kelly Keegs

who is the official president of Barstool New York don't know what that means but hey she won and then she won the lottery so you gotta wonder

I said you know Klepto Klepto Kelly stole the money stole the election and she stole the lottery as well she's $550 richer

did you pay your taxes on that Kelly I don't I bet you didn't. Corporate Kelly. Dude, I just saw Ebony on the screen walking by Ebony to get here right now. She just, I forgot. I mean, I forget her exact quote. I think

it was, how dare you walk by a bad bitch and not recognize her. There's always that. There's something along those lines. Alright, voicemails. Let's do them. Voicemails are brought to you. They are brought to you by the Pirate Water.

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just done puking he hasn't puked lately on lowering the bar or on the uh the podcast is he just done with that they i haven't been on lowering the bar in like a year That's not my decision I told them whenever they want me on I also did I did the lowering the bar offshoot Which I don't know if it's done anymore Truth or puke I did that, I puked on that Which that wasn't too long ago

That was probably a month or two ago So that is the case But I'd go on lowering the of the bar and puke. Whatever you want me to. Puke tomorrow if you want me to. Chicken's out. What do you want me to do? I'll do it.

I'm going to get cameras. There's a few spots I'm going to put them. Also, I'm on medication. I'm fixing a syndrome I had that caused ulcers. And there's a really fucking my stomach lining. I don fixing a syndrome I had that caused ulcers, and there's a really fuck with my stomach lining. I don't know if that was from puking or caused the puking, but maybe that is a – Chicken Caesar salad with the egg. Yeah. I honestly haven't thought about it.

It could be that. It could be old age pylori is going away. But I'm not puking. But here's the deal. I am nauseous. So it's just like I haven't been pushed there. I could puke for you right now. If I just let it happen, I'll puke right now.

I came close to puking the other day because I got – oh, I don't think I told Jackie this. I got home from Louisiana and my power was out. Turns out old John Henry hasn't paid his power bill in a year. A year? Yeah. Bro, you haven't paid your taxes. You haven't paid your bills. Living off the grid, man. Fucking Ted Kaczynski over here.

Dude, so I get home, and I'm like, oh, it's hot in here. And I went to turn on the light, and I was like, oh, boy. Oh, boy. And I checked my fucking power box, whatever it is. And that was all on. So I was like, OK, the power's off. And then I was looking. I didn't want to go talk to anybody in my building.

And so I was looking out, and I was like, huh, lights are on all around here. So I called Con Ed and, yeah, $1,500. That's it? Probably about a year. Maybe. I don't know. Maybe. I don't know how long.

I have no idea. I assume it's a year. They didn't say how long. No. I just know it cost $1,500. I mean, I guess you never ran air conditioning or heat, so maybe. It's probably just light bulbs, so maybe. But the craziest thing was the guy answers the phone,

and I guess all he uses is phone government. He's like, hello, this is Mr. Backus. And I've never had – it's usually hi, it's Tom. Yeah, Mr. Who the fuck are you? And it was Mr. Backus. And at the end, he was very helpful. So I was like, I'm sorry, what was your name again?

He's like, Mr. Backus. I was like, oh, okay. But he had a little sass to it. So I think he's a gay man. Yeah. Who just – his first name is Mr. Backus. That was the vibe I got, which is interesting. But this is all to say that it must have gone out, like, the day before.

And I had some meat that was in there. I was telling Jackie this in the car because she was, like, in the cab on the way back. She was like, I have four-day-old chicken. Can I eat it? And I was like, I'm the wrong person to ask because, yeah. But I said just smell it. And I got home and I had some questionable food. And I smelled. I took a deep inhale of chicken i did some gagging oh it did not end up being consumed as far as the the the

haunted house i think jerry's kind of stealing your thunder he can well you know he can go ahead and steal it if you like I would love him to steal it I wish I wish there was another incident where like someone in the house was telling me that they were like there was like steps upstairs like and it was kind of like oh that was

pretty like weird like I don't know whatever must have been like the house and like it happened again it's like fuck I hate this shit because here's the thing when you get the cameras and stuff then what so now i wake up in the middle of the night and i'm like oh yep there's someone climbing out of the and the egg, do you think this is a believability – do you think this is a chicken and the egg thing where – because the steps thing reminded me you've been in the house before that has had steps.

So do you think you are more of a believer because you have heard things? Like I've never been like there's a ghost here. Yeah. And I don't necessarily not believe in them. A little predisposed to it you mean? Yeah. I, I've never been like, there's a ghost here. Yeah. And I don't necessarily not believe in them. A little predisposed to it, you mean? Yeah, I don't not believe in them,

but like, it's never, I'm not like, there's no way ghosts are real. I'm just like, I don't know, maybe, maybe not. But I've never been in a house where I was like,

it's haunted. Where now you have too. Maybe, yeah. I mean, it was funny, I was talking to my brother, because I was like, I called him, I was like,

but the steps are something, if it's recurring, maybe the ghost is following you. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I called my brother, and. I mean, it was funny. I was talking to my brother because I was like – I called him. I was like – But the steps are something – if it's recurring, maybe the ghost is following you. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I called my brother and I was like, some weird shit is happening in my house and I don't know what to do about it. And I tell him all the things. We're talking on and on about it and I was kind of like – because, you know, like there's that movie where there's the people who like live inside the walls. So I'm thinking like it could be a person. And he was like the whole time. He was like, well, yeah, that's what I thought we were talking about.

It's a person. What do you think of this? I was like, oh, yeah, totally. I thought it was a person. We were on the same page the whole time. Like the logical one was like, we're not talking about ghosts. We're talking about something that might actually be dangerous for you, you fucking moron. I was like, yeah, no, totally.

Totally, that's what I meant, too. I totally meant that, too. But I'm going to get the cameras. I think they should have delivered on Friday, so maybe they're delivering today. And we'll set it up. And then what? We just find out that it's true. There's someone making coffee at my house i've actually for someone who

is whatever on ghosts i've i've been in position to be haunted almost my entire life i've the fuck does that mean i've until what does that phrase mean every single home that's ever been the Feidelberg family home was either on or right next door to a cemetery. How many houses are we talking? So starting with the house my mom grew up in, right across the street, cemetery. The house I grew up in, cemetery cemetery like a block away the our house on the vineyard when we had that like literally like the cemetery so like here's where the front porch is yeah yeah is a tombstone and then the home they live in now uh bodies were moved to build the house. Not by us. And I'm the one.

Not by us like decades and centuries ago or whatever. So they're actually at the top of the street now is the house in Westport. At the top of that street, there are graves. Yeah, right. And you know they didn't really dig those people up. They left them there. Yeah. Yeah, we moved all the bodies, sure.

Those were moved to build the house that they live in now. And I've still never been like, oh, there you go. And I'd piss off a lot if they were there. Oh, my God. Yeah, we'll see. I'll keep you guys updated. Next up. Hey, what's up, KFC Radio?

So I was listening to Barstool Radio today. And here in Portland, I talk about how the businesses, the sales team, and the content guys. Had me thinking that you guys are a lot like the show Mad Men. So you have to deal with a lot of brands and sponsorships, and that's cool. Love the stuff you guys rep. Pirate Water is awesome. But Portnoy is a lot like Roger Sterling.

Handles all the business aspect of everything. Handles some of the creative stuff. Makes all the big deals. Clancy's a lot like Draper because he's head of sort of of the creative stuff. Makes all the big deals. Clancy's a lot like Draper because he's head of the creative team. Pushes a lot of the content. With him is Fido Berg, Peggy Olsen. Pretty much equal talent. Then you sort of have

Tommy Smokes who's like Harry Crane. Tries hard but doesn't ever seem like he's going to get up top yet. I think Big Cat might be Burt Cooper. So what do you guys think? You're Peggy? I haven't seen the show.

That makes sense that I'm the woman. It's a compliment? Okay. I will for sure take Don Draper. I have not seen the whole show either. I've only seen episodes here and there, but I will take Don Draper for sure. I don't think that's probably a good analogy. We're probably more like telemarketers.

That's probably the better one right now. I disagree strongly about Tommy. Dude, Tommy is one of the funniest people at Barstool Sports. He has been for a while. I've always thought that, and I've always thought he's funny and blah, blah, blah, talented and all that stuff. Today, actually, with Francesa, I was like, oh, he's a great interviewer. He had two or three questions to Francesa where he can do it. He was like a bit

while also i can't i can't do an interview and kind of like be me yes like i kind of just ask questions totally tommy can do tommy's good at doing a bit well and be like getting and asking a good question doing like your asshole tommy bit in front of francesa takes balls yeah and he did it very well and Francesa liked it. When I do an interview, you may have noticed you listen to the show, I don't think I'm very good at it. I kind of just have a conversation.

Tommy is good. He asked a good question and got a joke in and got the answer. I was very impressed with that. I find it, I like having conversations better than interviews. I don't really like question, answer, question, answer, question, answer because I just don't think that the world needs more of that. I think the world needs more of like what is it like when you're just talking and people are like jumping in and out and conversation changes and all that sort of shit. But yeah, no, I mean he's very talented at a lot of this stuff. I think he started as alarmingly stupid.

I think there's something that happens here where I don't want to sound like you're cool or you're not cool because that makes it sound like douchey, but I think you kind of come into your own. Tommy came here and he was definitely this awkward, nerdy, I don't really know what's going on, what to do. And now he's supremely confident. And I don't know why that's going on, like what to do. Yeah. And now he's like supremely confident. Yeah, yeah. And I don't know why that's just like you get older or you, you know, Tommy started having sex with girls.

Whatever it is that makes you be like, oh, no, wait a minute. Of age. Of women. Of women. That was for Nick. The Nick, yeah. We're not talking about children, right? What?

No. Nobody was. But once you've been at Barstool, I don't know. I feel like you just started to dress a little different. You kind of grow into your skin a little bit. It's like, oh, you're not the alarmingly stupid weirdo anymore. You're doing your thing. So I've seen it happen a couple times here

now and uh he's one of them but um i don't know what show we are you know really if you watch the telemarketers i was like the only thing crazier than this is stool scenes like this is it's probably always sunny yeah probably is next final voicemail evil idiots what up kfc whatidelberg? Love the show. Glad Barstool Radio is back on the fucking air. Loving it. Watching it every day. Fun fact, Three Musketeers were originally called that because it came with three flavors,

strawberry, vanilla, chocolate. For some reason, they don't do it anymore. It sounds awesome. But would you rather only eat sweet food for the rest of your life or savory food? And don't forget, get pegged. My man, Pyrewater, get pegged. I did know that. I found that out recently about Three Musketeers.

Yeah. Probably because like a strawberry Three Musketeers sounds like it sucks. Yeah, neither of them sound like it. But a vanilla I think could work. A vanilla is basically close to like a – Oh, wait. Is the bar pink and white or is it – Oh, I was thinking the filling.

Yeah, I was thinking the filling too, but I just wanted to make sure. Because white is almost like a Charleston Chew, like a softer Charleston Chew. Charleston Chew is an awesome candy bar. I don't know why they decided to make it so goddamn hard, but they did. Oh, Charleston Chew is the best frozen? Yeah. But when they're not frozen, you pullice and Chew's are the best frozen? Yeah. But when they're not frozen, you pull it apart

and it flakes apart and then you're just like, Yeah, yeah. Like, why did someone, did someone put glue in this? What are we doing? But I could see the vanilla one being right,

but strawberry, no thank you. 91 years old. Jesus Christ. The, I, I, I gotta take sweet, 91 years old Jesus Christ The Um Um I I

I I gotta take sweet But it is Oh sweet and savory It's very tough I have to take sweet Like I'm literally addicted to sweets Like I

I have like an addiction Like at night I'm like Like I'm like In the daytime I'm like Don't Don't eat like an asshole tonight

Like be an adult Like don't Don't eat like fucking donuts And coffee And cookies Like be an adult Just don't do it And the night time rolls coffee uh and cookies like be an adult just don't do it and the nighttime rolls around i'm like i gotta do it it's crazy mine mine last night in particular i'm i like don't by the way what does savory mean like like salty salt okay uh but the yeah definitely sweet i'm 100 sweet but like with food i like savory okay what that's what i food I like savory okay I don't know

what's a sweet food not snack like what's a sweet like sweet like what fruit like when

I would think like Italian food is like sweet versus I think the biggest difference is sweet potato fries versus just regular fries

okay I always go regular fries I go sweet potato sometimes yeah I actually go none a lot but the like well i do i do both at the same time i get like like last night i got i get a bag of mangoes and i get a bunch of dark chocolate caramels and i just eat them both i smoked weed last night too and i i out of control when you're high i just ate until I couldn't like

passed out yeah and it was like 11.15 but it was just like that's one of the main reasons I don't smoke I can't

I cannot stop it's crazy like I'll have whole meals it's crazy food food is like I wouldn't say like sweet like food I don't say like sweet food.

I don't know what we're talking about here, but like – Yeah, I don't know sweet. Sweet food, I just think of dessert. Yeah, desserts, yeah. So I guess in that case, I have to go savory because – If it was like food over desserts, I would take the desserts. Really? Yeah.

I mean like as – yeah, but like if I could somehow survive, I would eat the food. I would eat, like, like, I could eat. The only thing that makes me eat real food is social constructs where I'm like, I can't eat this right now. Like, if I could just have ice cream for dinner and donuts for lunch and, I mean, breakfast basically is, like, just a dessert food for me. Like, oh, a whole crumb cake for breakfast. It's a breakfast. I would just do that all the time. All the time.

All the time. All the fucking time. I can't be stopped. Him bringing up Barstool Radio reminded me of a topic that I was going to bring up on Barstool Radio that we didn't do. Maybe I'll bring it up tomorrow because it is more Barstool Radio-y

than it is KS Radio-y. But it happened on the trip when we were on the when the boat trip started vincey uh mincey was like i just before we do anything i just gotta say uh i gotta call out philberg for taking a shot at me on kfc radio when i'm on my way out and I like guys like yeah yeah yeah because I didn't want to ruin the day yeah that's a crazy move right like um do you want to have the conversation in my head I was like do you want to have a conversation in the moment that's so weird like if you want to if you feel like you need to speak up fine I would not do it like at the beginning of a day of content where we're going to be together for the next eight hours.

We're going to be on the boat the whole time. That's not a conversation I want to have. Let's do this for radio. Okay. This is good for radio. We'll save it for radio. Yeah, that's good for radio. All right.

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