KFC Radio - We Recap Shane Gillis' Tires Netflix Premiere + the Por Osos 5k - Full Episode

Episode Date: May 9, 2024

TImecodes: 0:00 Start 10:06 Tires Premiere (Shane Gillis, McKeever and Steve Gerben's Netflix show) 17:41 Tires Q&A 33:27 Por Osos 5k 37:49 Travis Barker is the fastest man alive 47:20 We almost got in a roast battle with Tony Hinchcliffe 01:00:16 Throwing football contest +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Bespoke Post: Get a free Mystery Gift with your first monthly shipment when you sign up at https://BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code kfcradio at checkout. CANN: Head to https://DrinkCann.com and use code KFC20 for 20% off your order of Cann and a free Roadie 6pk sampler.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Jelly Roll was the star of the show. Yeah. Jelly Roll and Burt. I know I didn't see Jelly Roll. I ran by them. I smacked your ass when you were walking with them, but I just saw them quick.

Wait, you did? I smacked somebody's ass. I was going to say. You didn't smack my ass, bro. I'm pretty sure I smacked your ass. I don't think you did. I remember when you walked by us, came by us. Okay, let's change this thing.

I sexually assaulted somebody on the race today it's another edition of kfc radio uh me and jack you're on the same floor and as we we were the last couple on the elevator going up and she goes did you get sweet i was like no and she was like oh funny weird funny weird that's weird i was like i was like uh what and she was like and then as we were walking down the hallway the maid was there so one of the doors was open and i walked by and i caught a glimpse of what looked like a big room and i go oh one like that and she goes bigger bullshit and then i walk in and she's got a whole it's an apartment oh there's a door she has a bedroom in her apartment in in her hotel room uh we're so we're sitting here in jackie's

kitchen i think she's gonna cook dinner maybe or something jesus christ uh so new locale for the our second LA episode. It's LA week. We seem to do LA once a year. And this was kind of an impromptu one. But it's LA week. A couple pods from the West Coast. So Sunday night was Brady roast. We broke all that down.

John was chilling with Alonzo Mourning and all the superstars. And then. Who is Alonzo Bodden, by the way? When we got the full story it made more sense yeah black comedian

named Alonzo and Bodden morning it wasn't you know like people were talking like someone was just

like that's Alonzo I honestly I still think I was told it was Alonzo morning I still think someone else misheard and then

told me that but I'm not positive they might have said Alonzo Bodden it's just so funny knowing who. I had many people reach out to me being like, I spit out my coffee with that John story. It's just a very funny person to be very wrong about. Alonzo Morning was murdering at the comedy club.

I texted multiple people. I texted you and Nate. Alonzo Morning is so goddamn funny. Go check out Alonzo Bod people. I texted you and Nate. Yeah. Ron's morning is so goddamn funny. So go check out the show on the podcast. He's very fucking funny. Yeah, shout out to him. It's very good.

And then we continued our L.A. trip to last night was the premiere of Shane's new show. Well, not new show. Before that even, I want to say we went to just like

a regular bar and just watched the Bruins and the Knicks. Great pick. Great bar. Yeah. We ended up going to – our hotel is in West Hollywood. We are in – right? West Hollywood or no?

Hollywood? North Hollywood. North Hollywood. But we are in like the Times Square of LA. And so when you walk out of our hotel, it is very Walk of Fame, weird tchotchke and souvenir shops. But we went like two blocks as far as we need, like further than we needed to. And we got Irish bar. Basically, that was perfect.

Great, great. I've been to in a long time. I feel like sports bars. I mean, maybe I'm just old and washed and I haven't been out on the scene much anymore. But there was like sports bars and then they all kind of became lounges and shit like that. This was just like a sports bar with 30 TVs. I had really good Buffalo Wings. Like really, it was just like, oh, this is what I want.

And yeah, we were watching Knicks and Bruins. But it was cool watching with the Knicks guys. Like you guys are the Knicks. I was kind of saying this in the car last night we were uh with stavi and i was saying that like i'm not a basketball guy i don't you know i i root for the boston celtics i want the boston celtics one championship every year but i don't follow the sport that closely and i was like i've heard so many stories in my life about how when the knicks are good the city's different and like people care more and all that stuff and it's true it is kind of infectious and it's cool you know i

hope the celtics kick the fucking shit out of you guys but like it's cool to see i think if it i think you know the celtics are leaps and bounds above everybody but i just feel like that shit kind of goes out the window when you make it to the eastern conference finals it's like i don't know both these teams have been fucking going through it. I don't care about your regular season record anymore. But yeah, I mean, it is. For me, it's like a return having grown up watching them. You guys took over the bar.

Yeah, we were walking. I've been fucking doing that, by the way. I've gone out to a bar for every single Knicks game, and I have absolutely caused a scene every single time. Stuff I didn't know how to do. by the way. I've gone out to a bar for every single Knicks game and I have absolutely caused a scene every single time. It was madness. The last minute, the last 30 seconds was like hectic and crazy and we were high-fiving and no, yeah, yeah, oh, oh. We had like head turns from people at the bar

and I was like, you're the fucking sportsman. Give me a fucking break. Because I am like, what's the school in Arrested Development? The school in Arrested Development? The school in Arrested Development? Yeah, where Buster went. Where children should be seen, neither seen nor heard or whatever.

That's how I live my life. I try and pretty quietly watch. So I then judge people who are loud. And even in that, I was like, this is fucking, if you're upset about this, you're fucking nuts. I mean, the game was on loud, like the music, the broadcast. By the way, as we're watching, the Bruins are fucking dominating. It was a fun little afternoon. But yeah, it's been a fun return for me.

Playoff basketball to me is very stressful because like every possession matters and when you don't score or you turn the ball over it's like oh fuck and in the modern day where everyone's hitting threes like no lead is is good enough but it is and there really is just such a difference of like when everybody is rooting together yeah because usually there's you know two people they're on opposite sides and they're fighting even though they're from New York. So everyone getting together

is always makes, is a big X factor. This bar though, it also, I was supposed to say too, it was the, it's the first time I've liked West Coast time.

Like, it ended up working out well, but there was a moment where I was like, oh, we got things to do and it's a 4.30 start. We're not going to be able

to finish the game. But in hindsight, it actually worked out perfect where it was like oh we got things to do and it's a 4 30 start we're not going to be able to finish the game but in hindsight it actually worked out perfect where it was like games are done and now we can go do our social thing for the night yeah it's kind of crazy to get to watch a full playoff game and then your night starts yeah it's insane but it could also ruin a night like if the knicks lost i would have like been around the whole night but you go to win and then you have the whole night ahead of you that's fucking awesome well what's crazy is like like baseball is where it really gets nuts like if you're watching a bait your baseball team every if you're ever a mets fan on the west coast like you got to watch like and you want to watch every game you're watching games at four o'clock every day dude and then when they're when they're like when they're west coast when they're

west coast that's probably late for you. Because you're like, oh my God, the game starts at 7 tonight? Because I'm usually watching it at 4. I'm sure there's ups and downs, but I don't know how to handle it. I can't do it. I'm too East Coast. When I was in London, it was during the MLB playoffs, and I woke up in the morning, and the Dodgers and Padres were playing still.

And I was like, what the fuck? They'd gone to extras and stuff like that. Waking up to a playoff baseball game is wild. Is this live right now? I was checking Twitter and people were tweeting about it. This game's on right now? How about you eat beans for breakfast and baseball's on? March Madness is one, too, if you're on the West Coast

because games tip off at 9. I remember waking up being like, all right, we got to go drinking. We got to go watch 12 hours of basketball. The bar we went to, though, we'll talk more about the rest of what we did in our L.A. trip, but the bar we went to, we linked up with Frank, good old Francis. Francis was out here for the premiere with Shane as well. But we linked up with him to go to the bar first.

And like we said, it's very much a sports bar and it was happy hour and they said uh here's the deal you get you order buy one get one but they both come out at the same time and that's kind of the gimmick is like you have to have your multiple drinks I'm sure it makes people fly through them and spend more money. But I'm like, all right, Bud Light, two for me. You guys got some thin on tap, two of those. Francis orders his patented trademark move, Rye Manhattan. Rye Manhattan Martini. They come over and they're like, we're sorry,

we only have one martini glass, so we can't bring you both of them. And actually, right after Francis ordered, I was like, that's kind of a bold order right now. And he's like, yeah, what am I going to do? He's like, I'm about to have like five to six shots of whiskey just sitting in front of me while one of these glasses undoubtedly goes warm, and then I definitely won't want it. So they come over, they they're like we only have one martini glass and he's like how about we do this how about i just drink this one and then you bring i'll give you that cup back and you can make me in that and they were like okay all right sounds good the manager ends up coming over being like we used to have six of these that was so funny

we used to have about six glasses now i don't know what happened it was single to my own maybe they broke them all i was like were people just smashing martini glasses here what are you guys talking about but watching francis do his just francis you know trying to like be so overly polite and and proper while they're talking about what to put his rhyme and hatting in while we're just here to watch the fucking game he's got the one martini glass in the house it was just i felt like i was watching a episode of curb or something it was such a goddamn scene i was like only you francis how about you just get a bug light and shut the fuck up man but yeah we were there for uh the premiere of tires shane's shane uh mckeever and steve gerben gerben's uh show that if you if you are in the comedy podcast world and you follow all the podcasts particularly shane follow the comics

you know about tires tires is like this almost like 10 year old pilot yeah it's been on youtube and uh obviously once shane exploded i'm i think netflix was like what else do you got for us and i'm sure they were like well we do have this pilot already shot that uh you know it's a it's a great idea it's basically just about you know guys working in a tire what do you call that a tire store tire auto mechanic shop tire you know whatever that is um it's a true story valley forge valley forge auto mechanic shop and uh so they premiered it at a theater it's a true story but it's basically it's roots and truth yes yes. Yes. Yes. Jackie, what would you like to pass his attention for? Why do you guys act like sometimes...

He's just snapping it like we can't see it or hear it. Why do you guys act on this show like you can't interrupt it? Like when you tried to hold up your phone with words on it, I was like, just fucking say it, dude. So Francis was in the first two episodes. Great appearance by him. It was incredible. It was.

It's really, dude. I think it's going to be a very successful show. You take our opinions with a grain of salt because we're just like a friends and family room. I think there were some people who got tickets, but it was largely our friends and whatever they called it. I forget. But I haven't been in the theater that laughed that hard in a long time for a since austin powers 2 came out for real though it's kind of it's kind of like when was the last time you were in a theater like howling yeah because that was not stopped to the point where i was getting mad at the crowd they didn't have subtitles on i know

i was like shut up i can't hear the fucking i know i definitely could have used subtitles yes i mean i was really thinking about it like what was the last show righteous gemstones is very funny um oh i mean obviously sunny but like there's not many like shows or sitcoms that really like a 30 minute you know whatever you want to call it sitcom 30 minute comedy whatever uh veep is obviously up there but like it's been a little bit since a new show came out that was like this is fucking funny and it is this is very good uh i think and i think it's gonna get picked up and i think it's get multiple seasons. And it's kind of like, I don't want to say the culmination, because there's been other big events. Burt had a movie, and all these guys started selling on arenas. But it's a lot of all the people you've seen on KFC Radio over the last five years now all doing a show together that is like this is quality yeah it's funny it's not it's not there's not it's not on the network it's not being mishandled

it's well there's good actors there's funny comedians there's great producers writers directors like the way it should be but it's seemed for whatever reason the last however many years it's been everyone says the death of the the mid-level like comedy movie everything has to be a blockbuster there's no you know comedy's dead all that shit whatever those narratives are this is like uh i think when you look and if again if you know this this universe this like comedy cinematic universe it's like there's francis there's stavi there's Stavi, there's Schultz, there's Tommy Pope, there's O'Connor, there's Shane. I mean, these are all the guys that we've all grown to know and love and have had on this show, and they've gone on to have their own shows and everything. And it's like if those guys have a four or five season run on a sitcom like that it's a big fucking deal yeah those guys there are they've all become uh very popular yeah we are like we're an industry entirely reliant on shane

like if shane does well then probably other people will start by getting i did hear chances and stuff like that i did overhear that at the at the after party um somebody being like you know shane is just changing like all of our lives yeah Chances and stuff like that. I did overhear that at the after party. Somebody being like, Shane is just changing all of our lives. It's a lot like when Rogan moved to Austin and people followed him. And then Shane has his basically production company. When you really pop or when you're really – I mean, it's kind of Dave with Barstool. When there are certain guys that really take it to the next level uh it's like what's very cool

about them though is like dave hired us that's a pretty standard thing yeah uh we all grew to become this pirate ship um thing where it's like we're family but we all hate each other and i guess that's what family really is but like what they're doing is like they're friends yeah that's really like when you if you if you were doing this with like your lifelong friend i mean i guess if we were to do something now you and i it's like we basically have become lifelong friends from this right but if it was like we knew each other all this all this time and we both all three four five of us have been trying to become comics and then we did and one of us exploded and we get to do a show together and be like this is literally what we dreamed of when you're probably like i don't know how how all those guys were when they first met i don't know

but you know if you were in high school together or whatever just being like man wouldn't it be cool one day if like we all made it it's like you fucking did dude some entourage shit in real life except they're idiots it's not like hey i'm the smooth guy from new york it's like we're all the fucking idiots from philly like um so i don't know i think that's gonna be the way that like kim k and them were making fun of the deus at at the roast being like i don't know who these fucking people are if all those guys are in tires and it becomes a show that netflix picks up and it very to me it very much had a office type of vibe i mean those those guys can become like very well-known names you know especially when if they if this show is successful and then people watch it and then they go follow them on social media and see like who

they really are yeah it's even better it's like oh my god these guys are actually fucking you know they're not like living that life but they're a lot like that yeah it's a lot of that shit that's very real so um well you know we'll see i what's the date it's out paths i think may 22nd or 23rd yeah may 20 something 23rd tires go to net 20-something. May 23rd, Tires is out. Go to Netflix, set a reminder to watch it. That matters for some reason for the algorithm or something like that. Oh, that's interesting. In fact, I'm going to do it right now.

I've never even considered setting a reminder. Yeah, I think I only did it for Beautiful Dogs, and I'm going to do it for this right now. Good to know. But I did tell all of them. I said all the guys that I know well enough, Tommy and Chris, Francis, I was like, I think you guys are really – Francis was incredible. He really was.

He played himself so perfect because it was like a character that like – Oh, it's Francis. Yeah, he's playing himself, but it's like – Make $200 thousand dollars a year that was really really good there was a moment um afterwards they did a q a and frances was sitting with us and there was like six chairs up on the stage and the first three or four were the executive producer and then shane steve and and uh mckeever and then they were going to bring more people out which by the way i love i love mckeever but i love

that he just goes by mckeever yeah on the credits and stuff just as directed by mckeever yeah yeah um and they start they're like frank was in there was great. And everyone, oh, let me tell you this before this even, the Francis story. When McCusker showed up. Oh, yeah. Just to, I'm not talking about to the red carpet or to the premiere. He just walked into the theater.

From the back? From the back, like just regular general admission, if you will. Our crew was sitting in the second to last row because the Stuff Island and those guys were in the row behind us, the last row. McCusker just came in and

sat on the aisle, the last chair, and somebody saw him walking in, and they were just like, Yo, McCusker, you're the man! So everybody turned, and he got like a standing ovation for just coming into the room and i told him i would have costanza'd it i would have been like good night thank you it's all downhill from here i mean a theater of probably 300 people 400

people whatever was were just like so gassed up that you were in the room they were like yeah because it like kind of escalated like yeah you are right mccosker does rock and just like so gassed up that you were in the room they were like yeah because it like kind of escalated like yeah you are right mcgesker does rock and just like kept going i was like holy shit that was some fucking ovation but then francis gets uh called up to the stage they were like frank did great i think he's i think he's here tonight right and we all start clapping and when i tell you francis seized that opportunity my man hit the hole like if that was me i would be like oh should i do you want me to should i go up there or not they want me i could just i could just wait to the crowd whatever

he was like gone and hit the stage and uh stavi stavi was up there by that point and he just kind of starts doing his big stavi laugh that snicker he's like he's like isn't it funny that we all have better lives than francis he's like a harbor graduate he's like so in shape and good looking and stuff and we're all more successful and it was just so mean but true but it it's also because it's like, well, yeah, you're talking about Shane and Stavi and these guys who are wildly successful. So it's no knock to be less successful than the guys who were on the stage there. But the way he said it, I was like, that was so fucking mean. Stavi also was so funny when he was talking about how they're going to check what fame does.

And he's like, let's see how important it is being on tv because we got every kind of freak looking up here like he's like so he's like he nailed it great observation like it was him next to mckeever next to kirby next to shane and he's like we got every kind of freak here right now it's like short fat poor gross rich like it was a cross-section of society um but uh yeah for uh francis also got just shut the fuck down by the end of the q a the the executive producer was the moderator and he was not uh i don't think he's like a comic or anyone in the industry i think he's just like an exec and he was trying to conduct like a real q and a you know like uh uh in behind the scenes of the making of you know and it's like you're

talking to like five idiots bro yeah they're all friends and they want to just like make fun of each other and um and then at one point francis started to tell a story and it was i was still like wanted to know the end of the story he was like i was at the pool with shane and we were doing a who can hold their breath the longest contest and if you've ever been around or seen any of the behind the scenes stuff that we've done this is a theme when if there is a pool and shane gillis is around he is going to swim and hold his breath and he's going to challenge people and he's going to declare himself like the king of the world and make fun of pussies who can't hold their breath longer than him and so francis is trying to tell the story about like who could hold their breath longer and this girl uh kyla who was part

of the the cast as well starts bringing up water polo she's like well you're on the water polo team and then francis was like actually i did he's i don't even know what he said and the executive producer goes i don't know where this story is going thank you guys good night and just cut him down and it was just like that i mean it was a shutdown like i've never fucking seen before it's just it's just funny things like that that always happen to francis just like why but uh he he really did kill it too i i really think tires is going to be a household name type of show yeah i mean it's it's like i've never been in the theater or not never austin powers too i haven't been in the theater it's incredibly incredibly funny i saw austin powers too

gotta be 14 times in one summer we have a one movie one picture one screen picture house in my hometown in my high school hometown and uh so it was austin powers for the whole summer and that was when i was probably in seventh-ish grade eighth-ish grade like middle school where going to the movies was your version of going out yeah and usually if we went to like the real theaters you had to get driven by a parent or whatever this was walkable so it's like we're all gonna walk we can get ice cream we're gonna hold hands maybe someone's gonna get handjob or get fingered not really though we're all gonna try to do that but none of us have even kissed a girl yet and we're gonna go to the movie theater and like maybe someone's gonna make out with a chick in the back you know and the rest of us were just howling at Austin Powers.

I mean, we went every Tuesday. It was like $3 tickets. And then every weekend night, I saw it had to be 15 times in one summer. But other than that, tires. The artists have laughed at a theater. Just got to make a quick bed change. Keep an eye on it. Let me know if that goes down.

I'll switch beds. Check, check, check. Check, check. What the hell was that? Why did you just call him bats so many times? Bats. Yeah, no, I got it. He goes, stop, stop, stop.

Bat change. I don't watch it past.az become a little film guy. What a little pussy you are now. We'll have to do a pause for a bat change in a minute. Sometimes I've learned to hate myself. What else do you say? Hey, we're just going to switch bats real quick. My bat's running at 50%, but your bat should be good it is i mean i guess no one really uses

the word battery that much but it does make sense it's a long word you should shorten it and and i knew what you were talking about so it's it's an accurate change but so much speed when we go when we're filming out of order and like you just say speed which means everything's got to start rolling like audio speed and everyone loves it and like we get done and everyone would just say speed yeah that seems like what i'll bro i really do think there's something happening uh there's just something bubbling i think along the lines of whether it's the sketch show uh what homeless pimp has done with with his like production style mckeever like that i feel like is kind of it's not new because what it is is just like production yeah but i feel like the way it's

being done on the internet with the type of people it's being done is maybe i've been trying to think of like what is the next thing and you know podcasting is kind of dead obviously streaming is its its own thing but i don't think that's for us you know we're not really video gamers we're not young black kids not for us but i really do feel like you know guys like the fact that guys like paths and tommy lay can do that sort of shit now yeah and that there's a guy like mckeever and pimp and they're all kind of in different camps in different fields and but everybody can kind of collaborate i feel like that there's a little revolution happening i think it's just like this is the the uh society's like being cyclical like it always like i feel like for like so long particularly post-pandemic everyone was like doing zoom and like shitty quality stuff and

was like yeah we love this you can do everything on your phone now yeah and then like we always saw for five years and then you see people who can do shit and you're like oh yeah that's right and i think it's even gonna get crazier with like the like young kids now who grew up with like tiktok in their hands where they are like editing and just putting up the text and I'm going to do captions and I'm going to do this effect and that effect. By the time those people are like your age and I mean they're going to be fucking wizards, you know. But right now I think it's still in that cool in between where the same way podcasting kind of was where it's like you're ahead of the curve and you're very talented but you're still kind of gritty because you come from like the the generation before that almost but i think um it's just good to be around all these people i think you know pavs like talking to mckeever is a good you know what i mean like something comes of that and then you know like i

said pimp is involved somehow and these things it's just good that there's, you know, this network of really producers that are all coming out of it that I think can be, you know, really be the next wave of like internet entertainment. But that's what we got to, you know, do these network shit. You got to like fucking talk to people. We went to the after party. We hung on our little crew, but we introduced some things. We talked to some people. Jackie was the star of the after party. As per usual, if Jackie gets the right amount of cocktails in her,

she starts doing that noise when she laughs. And in the middle of our after party, Jackie's Botox activated her forehead botox activated and uh do you have a mic no well you're gonna need one uh jackie jackie was dressed to the nines you look great last night to. Tommy Pope said you look like a, uh, you were in a bad boy music video, which is probably a little bit before your time, but it was a good call.

You're in like all black leather. Um, looked great. You were kind of warish. Once Jackie gets that perfect level of drunk or whatever, I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Look, gets that perfect level of drunk or whatever. I don't know. I'll send him my Botox. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, look. There? We... There. Not a moment. Is this your first time ever getting Botox? Yeah. It is? Oh, okay, this makes more sense.

You were, like, so excited about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is crazy what she did there. It's just crazy, like, my whole life being able to move the forehead and then just all the time inmate conversation. I can't move it. Well, that, it was exactly what you, the viewer, just saw. Except imagine Jackie doing a honk every time she laughs.

That's what she does when she's drunk. But she's still going. I told her I would give her $ 800 to do more botox if she could move any part of her forehead right now that she could just would not it is a very weird thing so i've got yeah this one's yeah you know it is that like particularly the first two days are very cool yeah this is not cool i don't know if cool is the right word but it's like it's very, like, particularly the first two days are very cool. Yeah. This is, I don't know if cool is the right word, but it's like, it's very crazy. Like you said, your whole life you could move something and then you just. Yeah.

I'm just paralyzed now. Smooth, smooth. You're like, smooth, smooth. Yeah. I don't know what paraplegics are always complaining about. This is pretty crazy. I used to be able to move this shit and now I can't. So, yeah, we do the after party and it was great all around.

Tyrus was very well done very good premiere we we did have a brief moment where uh as you know if you've been listening this has been the least well-planned worst logistical trip of all time and when we showed up there was like general admission and then there was like a vip gate and as we walked through it i just said i got a bad feeling about this one and our names of course are not on the list and i was like i'm gonna have to say they're like like well how do you why are you here like who you know who told you to come and i was like shamed and i thought they were gonna be like oh yeah really like shut the fuck up but there was that awkward moment of like the four the four of us standing there, three of us standing there being like, oh, no.

I was like, I'm ready to go. I'm ready to just turn around and leave. It was. The second, though, obviously, like, how did you know about it? Like, well, Shane just texted us. Oh, Shane texted you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I was worried they were, like, going to not believe it or whatever.

We're still just very, like, you know, because we don't ever make – we're not, like – we don't have a team. We don't have a publicist. We're still just very... Because we don't ever make... We don't have a team. We don't have a publicist. We don't have anybody... Again, Jackie's not doing these things for us. We don't have anybody to make sure it's all smooth. So we always roll into these things. I don't know. Maybe we're going to get it. Maybe we're not. I'm not sure. It's kind of crazy.

You did. Jackie gave me this chewed up, busted up Blistex last night because my lips were chapped and I forgot mine. And she just out of nowhere came up with her own deal. She said, now we're even. I was like, what? She's like, now we're even for everything.

All my mistakes, everything messed up. She goes, you can keep that one. I was like, the way she said it, you can hold that. You can keep that. But you can't, you know. All my mistakes are all erased. Okay, Jackie. Bitch. hold that you can hold you can keep that but you can't you know any all my all my mistakes are all erased okay jackie bitch um i'm not the type john to to to uh buy a bunch of stuff for myself things that i could use or wear yourself or accessorize you got you can do it to treat yourself but i'm

just not the type to be like go shop for this thing or that thing but bespoke post is a uh company that will just take care of all of it for you they will send you a monthly box filled with things that you can wear or accessorize or use or decorate uh anything that can you know it's classy too because it's called bespoke bespoke i mean it is tailored for uh you know guys who want to uh get new stuff basically every month sent to them this this month they sent a nice watch that I wasn't thinking about, but all of a sudden, bam, here you go. Got yourself a new watch.

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Just run through this little community with 20 people. It filled up the fucking Rose Bowl. We show up and three quarters of the parking lot is full for the rose bowl they had everything on this on the field of the rose bowl this whole activation they had a stage they had uh different food trucks and uh and drink uh tents and all these things i was like of course this is of course like why do we i guess we just need to get it through our thick skulls that like, we're at a point where all of these things are going to be massive events. Yeah.

Even the fact that I just thought, I don't know. I don't know, man. Like I thought I knew it was at the Rose Bowl. I didn't know what, I don't know why I didn't put together. Why?

Of course, if they rented out a fucking stadium, of course it's going to be big in some way or another. But despite the size, again, pulling up, it was like this parking lot of the Rose Bowl was full. And I saw that and I was like, oh, this is a big deal. No sunblock. None of us had any sunblock on. We were all going to get absolutely fucking roasted.

Some very lovely woman gave me a whole tube of of uh sunblock and she said i have this i was with ryan sickler ryan sickler by the way when he he's in you know he's kind of in the the two bears cinematic universe so he's very well known in that crew but i was with him for most of the the 5k i mean every single person stopped and took a picture with Brian Sinclair. It was unbelievable. He is a fucking rock star out on the West Coast. But she was, he asked to just like put a little on his forehead. And I was like, I need it too.

And she goes, go ahead. And I go, I'm just going to use a little. And she goes, no, no, no, go ahead, use it. And I was like, I'm going to need to use the whole fucking thing. And I think she was Spanish of some sort. She was like, you need it to need to use the whole fucking thing. And I think she was Spanish of some sort. She was like, you need it. You need it more than me. So I just stole this woman's tube of fucking sunblock.

We have taken more pictures with more Mexican fans than I've ever taken in my entire life. I mean, we are in L.A., so I guess it makes more sense. But the Mexicanos are very big fans of KC Radio. Who knows? But I got to witness, pre-race, I got to witness one of my favorite things that I've ever seen in my life. And that was John just completely geek out.

Completely fangirl. I mean... For none other than Travis Parker. I've never seen John like this in my life. I didn't know I had that in me. I didn't know... We know by now I've seen a lot of people Met a lot of people

And you were I'm pretty sure I'm gay for Travis Barker Like I'm not even attracted to him He's just the fucking man So it was Bro he John was like You must have been thinking about it for a while Because the way you first said it you were like You like, I think I have to ask him for a picture.

So I was like, all right. I know internally. I mean, Blink-182 is. That's your jam. That's your shit. Blink-182, Fall Out Boy, like that's my life. Like that's not my life. But like, dude, I remember, I can remember vividly being like the moody 10-year or 12 year old or whatever age I was.

Fuck you, mom. Like, like sitting on like a bus airport shuttle with my disc man and my ESP, uh, discman, the, like with the headphones on,

just listen to take off your pants and jacket. You guys don't fucking know. But you don't have a single problem kid. And I'm like, yeah, your life is literally perfect. But you don't have a single problem, kid. And I'm like, yeah. Your life is literally perfect. Your parents love you. Your life is great.

I'm like, you don't get it! My angst. But, John, like, I said to him, and I love Travis Parker, but I don't, I would walk right up to him and be like, hey, can I get a picture? Because when you don't really care about an athlete or something like that, someone else does, it's like, I don't fucking care if I embarrass myself or bother that person or whatever. So, John was like, no, no, no, I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. And he approached where they were talking like two or three people.

And he approached, and then he turned, and he went, I'm not going to do it. There's no way I can do it yet. and he started doing this thing with his hand and he like was like being all coy and like like walking away in like a circle just like no i can't do it i can't do it yet the funny thing was like right before this we were talking to someone on bert's team i think and we had taken 100 pictures and they were like it's so funny. They're like, I don't want to be rude or whatever they said. You know, the little precursor before you get a bad candy compliment. And it was like,

they were like, I don't want to be rude, but it's so funny that everyone's coming up and taking pictures with you and Travis Barker's standing there. I'm like, I fucking know. I think you said, we've taken 100 pictures. Just go ask him for one. I was like, I'm me. He's Travis Barker.

I'm not going to go fucking interrupt Travis Barker. I mean, when people come up to us and they go like, I'm sorry to interrupt. Could we take a picture? We always are like, yeah, sure, whatever. But you're right. I mean, Travis Barker is a cut above. So I'm sure he's been doing that forever. And eventually he doesn't want to do it.

But if you come out to a very public 5K, you know what you're getting into. So John eventually gets his bucket list picture and then travis barker proceeds to go out there and smoke these motherfuckers he's the fastest man alive he's the fastest man alive it's insane smoke these fools like i was walking with sickler and i saw him coming back to the finish line already with nobody from your group in sight. Dude, I was a quarter mile into the race. There weren't mile markers. It wasn't the time. I have no idea what I finished in.

But at one point, Travis was sprinting past me the other he was running full speed my my goal like it wasn't really my goal but i was like i'll just i'll try and keep up with chaps parker and that was before we started running or anything like that but i saw him good luck buddy i was like i just want to keep up with him and just keep being like to you man hey dude you're fucking killing this you're the best and he was full sprint the whole time pavs and jackie said he didn't stop running when he crossed the finish line. He just kept going. He just ran through the parking lot.

Like, I'm out of here. For all we know, sitting here right now, Travis Parker is still running. Ran all the way back to Courtney. See you later. He was so alone when he came back. Like, I'm talking he didn't have his team. There was no buddy, no pal with him no cameraman with him because he dusted all these motherfuckers so me sickler and this uh i think his name was

troy he's like the photography the photographer for like all the comedians we were able to be like yo like from a distance as he was kind of like travis like you're killing a man he was like thank you bro we like had a quick little conversation because nobody was even around it was like we could have a little intimate moment with him because there was nobody blocking him talking to him he was that far ahead and that solo it was i was like did he cheat or is he just gassing and he was in a fucking black hoodie all blacked out but like black sweatshirt hood up i was like this is crazy it was it was so funny running the race because obviously the race it's not michael scott style it was like a loop so you you see people coming back as you're running out still and just seeing

like the smattering of people covered in tattoos of travis team. Still trying to keep up. Yeah. Dude, you're not even close, bro. He, he is way past you. And while, you know,

Travis might've stolen the, the, the, I mean, Travis won the race. I think he ran a five K in like five minutes, but, uh, jelly roll was the star of the show.

Yeah. Jelly roll. And Bert, I really didn't see Jelly Roll. I ran by them. I smacked your ass when you were walking with them, but I just saw them quick.

Wait, you did? I smacked somebody's ass. I was going to say. You didn't smack my ass, bro. I'm pretty sure I smacked your ass. I don't think you did. I remember when you walked by us, came by us. Well, okay, let's change this thing.

I sexually assaulted somebody on the race today. I mean, my brain, I've been saying it forever. I got this early onset dementia, so maybe I'm wrong. I don't think you smacked my ass. You smacked someone's ass who was standing next to you. Or in the general vicinity. Or someone like a different person altogether? Or you think it was someone, like you knew where I was. You saw me. next to you. Or in the general vicinity. Was it like a different person altogether? Or you think it was someone, like you knew where I was.

You saw me. I saw you. Okay. It had to be. I must be. Because you were walking with Bert and Bert started yelling at me. I was not walking with Bert. But you were like, you weren't following.

You were in that crew. Oh, okay. I was going to say. You were in that. So yeah, what happened was we were walking and when Jelly Roll and Bert came back, we just looped into the crowd. So I saw you, like you were at the of that, and I could see all the cameras. I was going to say, if you smacked someone on the ass near Bert, it was not me, bro.

It would be very funny if it was just a different person. Yeah, no, I just slapped someone's ass. So I didn't realize the backstory of this. When Tom and Bert first kicked this idea around, they kind of said it half joking, half serious, but Jelly Roll like immediately posted it to his social media and said, I'm in. I'm going to take this very seriously. Obviously, Jelly Roll is a bigger guy and I think he's lost like 70 pounds

in preparation for this and he was marching. He had on sweatpants and a sweatshirt. I think he was like sweating it out while he did it and was like stomping his way and he was at the front of the crowd and the people that saw him, I mean, it was again, it was like a Forrest Gump thing. and was like stomping his way and he was at the front of the crowd and the people that saw him i mean it was again it was like a forrest gump thing that he was like a hero bro yeah got to the finish line people were going bananas for him it was uh it was the jelly roll

show for sure i didn't see him much afterwards at the after party though so i wonder if he was like fucking done yeah i gotta go wait i didn't see him at all. Like, this is it for me. Our guy Foley did very well. He marched along with Jelly Roll. He finished with him. No problems. But once again, Fidelberg, most athletic guy in the world. The whole time, he's sandbagging everybody again.

I knew he was doing it. He kept being like, I haven't run since high school. I don't think I've done it that bad. Everyone kept asking me. He kept going. I kept saying, I've done it that bad. Everyone kept asking me. He kept going. I kept saying, I think you're going to be fine, man. You work out every fucking day. He goes, but I don't do cardio.

He said, you jump rope all the fucking time. So maybe you're not going to run well, but you're going to be okay. He did it. I'm pretty sure, I want to say you ran. I think you left at 11.55, 10.55, and I think you left at 11.55 10.55 And I think you finished at 11.20 I think you did between 20 and 25 minutes Which I think is fucking stellar

For someone who has not run Like in decades I haven't run 3 miles in a long time It is very funny 7 to 8 minute pace Just off the rip After no years of running I think is, for me, wildly impressive. Well, it's – sure.

But it is very funny that, like, this defined my day. Like, running three miles. I know. And some people just do it like – Like, everybody just runs three like not everybody but millions of people just like yeah i do that and then i go to work yeah it's just like it's my whole like what did you do today i ran three miles and that's it that's your accomplishment for the day yeah i really do want to know people like people run 10 miles before

work people run all the time and everyone's like wow john was pretty good out there running three miles it is it honestly i've tried to i i i was not sandbagging i truly mean that i have tried to run on treadmills and stuff like that and i i can't i do not run more than a quarter mile every time i'm just like i'm like i'm done this is fucking dumb but i think when it's a race it's just that or not even a race like an event you're like yeah you run other people it's outdoors like like even like i can't like i can i can just get off the treadmill i can't get off the race like i was like right well you're a very uh you're a very like riseto-the-occasion guy. Chicken salad.

Chicken-seared salad, baby. Yeah, but also I mean more like you play up to your competition in a way. I think you always rise to the occasion in the sense of like, I don't ever do this or I don't think I'm good at this, but I have no choice. We're going to do it. And then you usually smash it. Yeah.

Well, it's just like the sooner you do it, the sooner you're done. But I think usually, yes. But then you go out there and you're good at it. I don't know about that. It was fun. It was a good time. I think you're the worst at taking compliments. It's fucking insane how bad you are. Just be like, okay. We're like okay we're like cool man thank you man whatever

hey man you're like you're really you're really good actor anyway anyway moving on moving on hey dude you're actually really in shape just fucking say okay you dumb asshole thank you kevin um but the rising to the occasion if uh we're not always great at that because i i think you know where you're going but there was one we did not rise to one occasion today burt was such a motherfucker he's a nice great motherfucker such a he's always giving us opportunities presenting us with awesome options to do incredible things that most people would kill for but this is such a gracious son of a bitch god this one this one though really fucked us this one he they took like a long break.

You're talking about going on stage, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. The most mortifying part of the day? Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Second most.

The picture thing. The picture thing didn't play out that bad. If you watch this do it, it looked terrible. But I actually thought that thing sounded cool. Have you seen Us or The Foursome? Foursome. I haven't seen The F the foursome i've seen the twosome i know the force is fine yeah yeah can we put in the one of you guys i don't care yeah i i he he paths showed me the video of of us doing it and it's awful yeah yeah and i was like don't post

that i was like we got to draw a line somewhere where we stop making ourselves look like colossal assholes all the time but now give me like you know give me like an hour i was fine we just like this what we do it's just us being like awkward and nervous and like yeah standing there all right day in life well you know just so whatever you're gonna put it in whatever you feel watching this understand that's what we feel at all times yeah like when you're like oh that's cringy that's what i feel like all the fucking time that's why i sit in the corner listen to blink way too it's not that bad it's also what a normal person should do besides the people that are like yeah i was like i was like i want to capture how awkward we are so i was like i don't know

uh there was there was a guy doing a dance with his girl that jackie was disgusted you were why are you as a man doing that yeah oh that made me that that sent the shiver down my spine where i was like i'm never gonna do anything like that ever again because if there's any if there's one single girl out there having that reaction it ain't worth it he did he did a a twirl i think it was with his girlfriend probably right it was either girlfriend or like their gay best friend but they did like a twirl and then like a back-to-back like charlie's angels thing and i was like that was like super gay and we were gonna do it like something similar like that they were trying to be real and be like let's have a cool 360 picture did we did we describe what this was by the way i don't think we we described it. No. So I'm talking about one of those

E red carpet 360 glam bot. They had a ring light with a phone and they spun it around. These two did a choreographed dance. And I was like, oh, we gotta go up there and do something gay like that. And then the time

came though and I was like, wait, what are we gonna do? Are we actually gonna do a dance? And Jackie goes or you said, though, and I was like, wait, what are we going to do? Are we actually going to do a dance? And Jackie goes, or you said, no, we're not going to do that because some guy just did it. And Jackie reacted like, ugh. Yo, what is your dream type, man? Because you say, as a man, why are you doing that a lot? I feel like you're going to end up marrying a mechanic. Like a lumberjack?

Yeah. Either that or it's going'd be like some twink like everything she's always made fun of she ends up falling in love with one of those i i my friends all make fun of me they like act like my type is like this like fat big burly like but like it's it's gotta be someone big enough hands and feet to like fucking make her feel like a date you little thing early man like walks by to be someone with big enough hands and feet to, like, fucking make her feel like a date-thew little thing. Where, like, a burly man, like, walks by and be like, Jackie, can you meet me real quick? But that's, like, not my type.

Like, I love... What is your type? Like, my past type has been, like, honestly, like, blonde guys that are, like, 5'9", 5'8", like, 10. You're one of the guys, one of the girls sticking up for the short kings no no not even just like well yes definitely i mean i like just in the past that's just what i go for i don't know i don't have like a type i'm a personality girl i mean you love the boss and strangler you were smitten kitten with him no i wasn't you were smitten kitten the guy the guy who choked out the dudes who the guy who the voicemail

guy who choked out oh yes yes yes she was like he's cute i just think he's cute i was gonna say while we're giving jackie compliments but we're not uh if we're putting in that video putting in that picture of jackie's hand it's blurred oh Oh my god. It's blurred. Guess what, bitches? I'm not putting it in. That's producer code. You can't violate it. You've got to put it in. Her hand looks enormous. It's the size of your torso. Again, it's blurred. It's like a

action shot. But it looks... It's not wiggly or anything. It just makes her fingers look huge. It's not a flattering angleiggly or anything. It just makes your fingers look huge. It's not a flattering angle of my hand. It makes the whole kid picture look small. It's so weird. It's because like, look, I'm staring at your hands right now.

They're like normal size hands. Really? But just like every once in a while, it's just like, what the fuck is that thing? I mean, I don't know. I look at them and they're as big as my hands. That's my thought. I have tiny hands, so I'm not one to speak. You have paws. I project my insecurities about my hands on Jackie.

Yeah. Look at that big hand bitch. Normal girls have small hands. I go by she her But so we So we do that We did the awkward 360 thing And I thought that was bad enough

And then Burt was getting on stage And Tony Hinchcliffe showed up And Tony right now is riding high Tony has been riding a wave Since the Since the Tom Brady roast because he fucking killed it. Not only in his jokes, but his delivery, the way he walked down the row slowly and just fucking every single one of them. Perfect pacing.

Perfect timing. The whole nine. So he, you know, if you've been, again, if you're in this world, you know about Kill Tony live show every Monday or every week in Austin where you perform and then people roast. So he's in like the roast world. So he's already on stage. And Bert's like, come on, let's get up on stage. And he starts walking up and then he's like into the mic.

He's like, we got KFC radio here. We got burger we got kevin and i'm like fuck and i start walking up and he's like let's get up there and roast each other and i was like what how like i'm gonna have to get up there with two fucking major mega professional comedians and do a roast no fucking thank you so i do a quick little 360 and i put my mic down i was like let's just see how this plays out because i don't want to you know whatever and then i don't know how what happened but somebody picked up the mic and gave it to john yeah there was only one mic and i was like and we get up on stage and it was like if we're i mean if we have to get in a roast battle right now we're gonna just get fucking smoked you you would have had to put a gun to my head to make me talk and then and and

then the only words what i said would pull the trigger like there was no chance i was going to try and roast tony fucking hingecliff like on no planet no and also it was like a you know everyone knows burt and they're like they're these are the people who came out by the way it was just so funny it was a just a tuesday morning and there's just like thousands of people with no jobs just like the biggest unemployment conference i've ever seen in my life i was like i know why we're here but every now and then i had to remind myself i was like why the fuck are you people here? It was Tuesday at 11 a.m. I was sipping on an IPA and yelling at people.

Where the fuck are you? Go do your job. But we found the way to kind of avoid being roasted by Tony Hinchcliffe. And it's be so unimportant

that he has no idea who you are. Well, I was going to say, Burt said, you know, the crowd was like, worship Burt and Tony is Bro, are you deciding to rearrange the room right now? Right now? This is going to happen? What are you doing? I knew that this was going to be a whole thing.

Yeah. Well, of course it is. It's like we are at the end of the episode. Why would you even bother moving something now? Because we have low bat. Oh, we got low bat. So you got to charge it. Okay.

We got low bat. When she starts laughing and does that wheezing thing, it's so good. You just got up and told me we're going to notice? You're rearranging. I was just like, maybe they won't notice. Do I get a charger for the bat? For the bat? You get the bat charger?

I do love when she's going to try to do something quiet as a mouse, and it's like, V5, 4, 5. I do love when she's going to try to do something like quiet as a mouse, and it's like, Fee-fi-fo-fum! Charge your bat. But these guys are worshiping Bert. They all just came off a top. That's supposed to reach over there? It's not even close. Jackie, let's go wide for the final,

and then bring that one over to Matt. Wait, this works. Yeah. Yep. Okay. Sorry. Continue. Sure, sure, sure.

Continue. This is the fifth time I'm trying to say this non-important point. But my point was, you know, Burt was like, does everybody know KFC Radio out there? And like enough people were like, yeah. But it was not like, we're here for KFC Radio. So then, yeah, to just stand there. To be honest, i thought it was a good pop yeah okay good i was i was hoping that too because i yeah okay so i i mean i just kind of stood there and i was like go ahead tony like i don't know like bros do what you do he called us a gay couple and then said something

about like who the fuck are these guys or whatever it was it was it was they were three clean shots it was one i didn't realize we were running make a wish yeah clean shot yep uh two uh you guys got vitamin d for the first time clean shot very pale so pale uh and three some of i honestly don't remember i think it was just like gay couple he said he said like i didn't know we're allowing gay couples in this yeah yeah it's like cool three clean shots and i was like all accurate like i uh i told my mom about it she's like yeah it all sounds right yeah and then sagura came on stage and it was like okay give the mic to him and we were like yeah i have the second i saw tom on stage and i was like that could not have gone better given the circumstances like like there was no chance we were going to steal the show. So, the best opportunity was

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why can't you throw it to the other end yeah but for some reason at the Rose Bowl the way that looks maybe the way it was with the stage in the middle it kind of cut it in half kind of deal so it became a football throwing contest everyone's trying to to air it out. And I'm like, bro, there is no fucking shot I'm going to try to unload. Even if I threw my one last fucking Chet Stedman throw, it's still not going far enough to beat anybody. So I'm like, I am not doing this. And this is where I just get Stan Feinberg. He's just this fucking asshole.

They're all throwing the ball. Hinchcliffe threw it first, and then Burke goes.berg they're all throwing they're all throwing the ball hitch lift through first and then burt goes so they're all throwing them and and like tony goes first and then burt goes and at this point like a handful of guys have gone and they're all throwing like pretty close and john wants no part of this throwing contest he's like actively walking away to not be a part of it. And then I go, I think you could beat these guys. And he's like, oh no, definitely I could. I could definitely throw it further than them. I said, well then what are you doing? You're not getting up there and doing it.

And then you did it and you threw it further than anybody except for the gigantic security guard. What was the word you were going to say in between? Black. What was the word you were going to say in between? Black. What was the word you idled it out in the middle of your thought process? This gigantic black dude. I don't know who his security guard was, Burt's or whoever,

but they called him up and he was just like fucking shredded. He pulls up his shirt to show Burt's, you know, like, look at your belly, look at mine. And then he just threw a fucking laser. But I, you know i was uh well i watched a couple other guys that i will not say their name to spare them who were

like you know they they said my name and i don't want to be the pussy who doesn't do it so i'm gonna do it and then they threw a duck and it's like i promise you bro it was a better move to be back here with me going i'm not doing it because it's better to and it's like i promise you bro it was a better move to be back here with me going i'm not doing it because it's better to just be like yeah i didn't throw it all but i didn't look like that because it's just uh some of the reactions i heard from the people around going well that was embarrassing i was like well that didn't happen to me but you fucking smoked it yeah well here's the thing that is a very nice thing about the world we live in in comedy is people go into comedy for a reason it's because they were not good at sports yeah

so being a mediocre athlete is the smart kid on the short bus but when all these guys who whether they whether they realize what you just said or not, most of them don't, are like, let's have a fucking throwing contest. And you're like, I can just beat all these guys. Fucking go beat them. Happy Gilmore, that shit. I'll just beat them now. I'll just beat them now.

If I could throw, I would have been like, yeah, let's fucking go, cigar. Let's go, Bert. And John was just like, okay. Boom. That's been his whole MO. It's been the, like, the John. It's been the Feidelberg tour this year.

It's just been the combine, the fucking, well, it started with the acting. And then the combine, this throwing. There was something in between that. Oh, even just the running. He just ran a fucking 25-minute, 20-minute 5K. It's the year of Heidelberg. All doing, don't get me wrong, totally inconsequential things that don't really matter. I mean, the acting does.

The acting really matters. But the rest of it has zero substance. It does not improve your life in any way. But, again, just to really crystallize this for the listeners, I threw a football and ran three miles. This guy is something special over here. You lifted weights once, you threw a ball, and you ran like a warm-up jog for a lot of America. And I'm like, yo, you're the fucking machine, bro. It doesn't take much, man. it does not take much anymore um so yeah all it was it was i mean

but like it was so much fun it was so i do i as i always say you know i'm a homebody and a no guy and john is a yes guy and every time we do it i happy to do it. I'm happy that we did it. But for whatever reason, this one, maybe it's because of Premiere and what I was saying earlier. I really am starting to feel that something important is happening. of barstool who are fans of comedy do recognize what we have done at kfc radio and our our involvement on kind of the outskirts of that comedy world um those people do understand and appreciate it but i don't think the company does or the higher-ups the sales people the other bloggers um really understand like this to me felt i was like wow we are really just like bouncing from this to this to this and friends with all these people and invited to all this shit and and i do think that there is a lot more uh to come on that front but you did have some

nice conversation it is it's so like it's weird to just be like and though like those guys like mckeever came up to me and and these guys are like happy to see us. And I'm like, this is fucking amazing. I don't know. For whatever reason it was, this trip really made me feel like it's a good thing you said yes and came. Because you would have been an asshole to turn down rubbing elbows and talking to some of these people and experiencing some of these things. Well, we've had a few encouraging and nice conversations on this trip but like one of the craziest ones was right before the race when that fucking guy came on talks was like

we were like he's like hey like love big fan whatever he said and then you're like getting a nice to meet you and he's like yeah i'm like the casting director of netflix oh yeah yeah yeah he was like uh he said he he had a list of words he was like i'm like the the producer director uh casting for uh scripted unscripted movies television and uh documentaries it was like he said like everything i was like uh oh so you're the most important guy ever yeah i was like all right so never mind we're not keeping with travis parker we're keeping up with this guy and then he was faster than me too but yeah once you just like come around these things it's like maybe that guy would have been like oh shit you know what i'm looking for like a sketch comedy show like here you go guys so you know you got to put yourself in those positions i'm happy to do you know my whole my whole barstool you know, in the very beginning was like getting out of corporate life.

And one thing about corporate life is that networking shit. Which, by the way, hats off to everybody in like the regular world. The regular network. Who does that? These four days, three days that we've been here are the most tired I've ever been. It's pretty exhausting. Because you just have to be on all the fucking time. These four days, three days that we've been here are the most tired I've ever been. It's pretty exhausting. Because you just have to be on all the fucking time.

It's infinitely easier doing it with these guys than when you're doing it to close a sale for a fucking... It's like no bullshit. It is hands down the most tired I've ever been. You've got to listen to people. Listening and repeat. Know what they said and you know remember their name yeah we our our go-to is always like we're not coal miners like i'm not a fucking i i i don't know salesman of something like what do people sell nailed it i'm not a candle salesman what are you fucking saying right now?

I don't know, man. John Feidelberg, not a candle salesman. I don't know why candle sales is the first thing that popped into my head. Boy, candle salesman must be out there grinding. He pointed out to the hills of LA, Hollywood Hills, and said, candle maker.

I think I saw the Furiosa sign, so I saw flames. And I was like, Brit candles. The whole way you did that. People say I'm not a coal miner. I'm not a fucking sales of whatever. Candles. Also, you guys tried to explain networking.

You're like, you have to talk to people. Awful. And that's talk to people. Awful. And that's it. That's the list. But it's a tiring thing to do. What I was going to say is doing it with like when it's meeting a new comedian, meeting a new actor, even meeting like when it is business, but it's like the head of casting at Netflix.

It's a lot better than being like meet our local regional manager who makes all the decisions about how many tires we're gonna sell fucking kill me so it's like there are these are conversations that people would like kill to have and even sometimes we're like all right we gotta get out of here i'm tired i don't want to talk to you anymore it's 10 30 i don30? Does anyone have any weed? I think I'm going to go home and watch a movie. Yeah, I mean, it's Kanye. It's, you know, KFC Radio battery low. Bat low. Bat low.

Bat low. All right. We were on the road. It wasn't easy for us to do our voicemails. I did throw a grand to our boy, the Boston Strangler. He was the winner for the month. I will say he just DM'd me and said, here's my memo. We didn't do the vote.

And I realize we didn't do it but like i think that's okay we'll get onto the vote next month because for may i think we're gonna have a couple uh you know a couple contenders but april the two weeks of april that we did this it was clearly the boston strangler so he was just like run me my money bro so shout out to joe i sent him his grand uh anybody if you send in a a a voicemail video that gets played on the show, you will technically be eligible to win $1,000 for the funniest story, best question, best analogy, best hypothetical, whatever it is that we will vote on at the end of the month. And if you are voted the funniest video of the month, you get $1,000 from me. So shout out to Joe for, you know,

an all time story. So we didn't get to do voicemails this week. We will make sure the next couple of weeks we get through, you know, as many of the submissions as we can to make sure that we put all the best out there for the month of May. So when your money go to the KFC radio, social media handles and click the links in the bio where you can submit. It's

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