KFC Radio - We Recap the Summer Games So Far - Full Episode

Episode Date: July 30, 2024

Timecodes: 0:00 Start 03:48 Summer Games recap so far 22:43 Feits went on stage at an OAR concert 26:52 Crippling social anxiety 32:51 Steve's Electric Weekend 34:46 Video Voicemails: Telltale signs someone's straight 44:08 Video Voicemail: Video Games/ Social Media/ Scent Social Media 01:02:14 Video Voicemail: Skills / thinking of random words ++++++++++++++++++++ PRESENTED BY MANGO SHOTTA: Stay Spicy with Mango Shotta https://www.mangoshotta.com/You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

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Yeah, I'll go for it. What's that? The handheld. Oh, no, no, no. I meant that I'm wearing a linen shirt. As you got where under the linen I fucking hate this I hate What's up? Oh, no, I meant that I'm wearing a little are you also wearing a white theater? Yeah How do you guys actually do you guys Said I was gonna become a wife and then next episode he wore a wife beater well hang on i've been doing this you've been doing life here bro look at the fucking italy video i'm wearing a wife beater in that video okay okay i've been doing the beater under the fucking that's a common thing you were saying you were just beater guy i've just beat around the house Are we recording? Yeah. All right. Welcome to KFC Radio on the Barstool Sports Network. Kevin's not here.

He's out on vacation. On vacation. So it's just us. I want to get ahead of it. I am wearing a linen shirt and I don't like it. Why are you so weird about the linen shirt? Because I don't like how wrinkly they are. Yeah.

And it just fucking stinks and stays this way. And I don't know i just i put it on i was in a rush dave's here so i like no i just like i didn't have time to change i was like i don't have time to change uh i won't even see him but um i think i like it i like the outfit thanks jackie i also like that thanks likeabst That's like you lit up When Pabst said this I did not But when I said it It was a strange thing It's

It's whatever It's whatever Damn I don't like holding this Cause my hands Like I feel like Now I'm self-conscious About my hands And they're all up

Dude I was thinking about you When I was watching Watching the Olympics They were showing Snoop Clap And I was like Damn he's got jaggy hands He does have He's got jaggy hair. He does have – He's got big-ass hands.

Do you guys watch the Olympics? I just watched the basketball. I can't figure out how to watch it. Okay. That's kind of a good point. I feel like you're an Olympics guy. I've watched the basketball. I know about, like, the gold zone, but I haven't watched it at all.

Dude, I'm all in on the Olympics. I want to be all in on the Olympics, but I haven't watched it at all dude i'm all in on the olympics i want to be all in on the olympics but i'm just i haven't got i haven't i think i forgot i think i think the streaming and all that stuff has gotten in the way of the olympics where yeah because then everyone like doesn't want to watch the replay it's always been the replay that's what we've always watched and like seven o'clock the was it paris in prime time or whatever it's called and they just go through the events and tariko navigate navigates or narrates it all and they're showing the events and it's just awesome it's awesome is it just rapid fire no no no it's like it's like they're just pretending it's all happening live they're not they're not they just like like like last night was simone biles and the u.s olympic gymnastics team they went to men's swimming for a while they went

to there was something else in there skateboarding a little bit basketball and it was just like it's it all the olympic events are kind of silly yeah but they're also like say you were sitting in this room you want to find out which one of these four is the fastest swimmer it's just a bunch of that like i mean now you bring it up yeah i would like to see these guys wait do they all have like regular jobs other than like the smone biles i don't think so i think i was actually talking to my mom about that. You're all pretty young, right? That's why.

Yeah, that's a good point. But if you're a professional, I don't know, archery person, how are you making money? Even swimming, it's like, how are you making money on that? But you're making, I'm sure, and I would, this is a total shot in the dark, I would guess 90% of them, maybe not 90%, but 90% of the medalers are living off endorsements and stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah. But again, it's like the random swimmers.

Yeah. But a lot of them go to college and shit like that. Yeah, I guess. Do you make any money going to the Olympics? What's that? If you get a medal, you make money. You make money if you get a medal? You get some money for a medal.

It is not a... I think it's like $27,000 or something. A big, you know... It's about the same price you get for finishing 717th in the World Series of Poker. The... But you know, like... But they were saying too like obviously the olympics make money yeah like the ioc is a company is a foundation whatever the fuck it is that committee that makes money and then they were saying last night that 36 000 i think was number 36 000 people in

paris volunteered to do everything for free what the what is that like just in like the setup and the concessions and shit like that it's like how at football stadiums all the people working concessions are working for free no they're not i maybe not all of them i thought that they're all like local like union workers that get extra money for doing that the so i guess i can only speak for gillette it is they work for free but they're all working for a charity and so all the money that like is made by the concessions that day okay goes to charity okay that makes more or maybe maybe the money maybe the profit from that day it's something along those lines i forget exactly um but another fun thing i learned last night is that watching the races um leon leon marchand who is the parisian good swimmer i was watching the

swimming michael phelps has zero world records left they broke them all already that means we are evolving way too fast that's shocking like how the fuck is it possible that michael phelps like 10 years ago he was still racing not even yeah and was 2008 was his big year that was like when he was dominating eight and 12 and 12 i remember 12 living in newport and like going to my friend we didn't have cable in our like share house and going to my friend's girlfriend's house yeah to like watch with her family all the phelps events like those were still less shocking in 2012 but like how the fuck that that's like if in five years brady has no records left it's crazy i was thinking about how it goes is there a point when

we meet like reach max evolution no i mean i'm sure it's like technology like i'm sure every generation has been like you can't get better than this and then it does yeah i guess i don't but yeah i guess there's like a point though where it's like yeah because it's like i always think about this like when my when i'm like in the dark and like i turn on the lights and then the lights are off and it's like there needs to be a quicker time between eyes adjusting the eyes adjusting period and you know like when it's like when you're like fumbling around the dark that needs to speed up a little bit and it's like there's a period where like that's just gonna be immediate but it's like okay then let's get to that like faster but then once that happens then like okay then i'm good like no more problems don't we're like stumbling in the dark that's your only problem and and like

straight up we need more than two hands like i i'm actually it's getting like it's why do we have two we we definitely need we definitely need more do you know what i mean i i gotta disagree with you on both things here first of all how often are you finding yourself in a room where like the light was just flicked off on you do you spend a lot of time in haunted houses? What is happening? It's just like I always have to pee in the middle of the night. And it's like, okay, once I come back, there's a period, there's like the length of my apartment

where I have to get, like after I've turned off the light, where I have to get from my whatever light switch to the bed and I never make it. Like I always stub a toe. You turn on the lights or no? You don't turn on the lights. I don't even have a coffee table. Like there's nothing to stub a toe i or i always know you don't turn on lights i don't even have a coffee table like there's nothing to sell i like find myself over at my dresser like at the edge of my apartment i'm like this wasn't

even a straight line to get here i just can't your apartment is just a straight line so you think i just have to walk straight but like i don't know it's like don't you have like a you have a lamp by your bed though yeah but okay here's what happens every time like i'm just gonna do it all in the dark because like i don't want my eyes to adjust and i don't want to wake up from the light i get that and then it sounds like you're turning your bathroom light on so then so then once i get to the bathroom like i can't do this i'm like never mind and then i turn it, and then I have to turn it off, and then there's – it's every single time. This is a nightly occurrence.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The can I make a recommendation? What about you bring your iPhone? I do that sometimes, but then I'm like the blue light. Like I don't want the blue light to wake me up. Okay. So then I just go – Yeah, no, you're just –

I'm really confident at the start of the trip, and by the end of the trip it's it just all falls apart every time anyways what would you do with your other arms

because I also think I got solid too I also so I'm realizing like I probably you guys see me I'm always carrying I was going to say

you just walk in here carrying like eight waters you don't know how to carry things in a group like they're kind of like one's always over here one's kind of down here you don't know how to carry things in a group. Like they're kind of like one's always over here, one's kind of down here. You don't know how to carry more than like three things at one time.

Yeah. I'll admit that's probably a fault of mine. Or it's a fault of evolution. Like I don't know. I do think that it couldn't hurt a third arm. Oh, you only want symmetry. I don't think I need more than three. Four is ridiculous. Yeah,'s ridiculous yeah yeah i was thinking

like what if i had a kid like what if i had a carry kid right now okay a kid i don't think that ever but the you still can carry a kid he's just no i don't like i don't like picking them up i don't like the i i don't want to i just don want to be responsible um yeah i held my first child a couple months ago i didn't know what to do with it was this long enough he started crying right away has this fulfilled the dream you had because i'm about done with this fucking writhing bag of meat what child were you holding uh family friends new kid and it was just like 15 seconds went by i started crying everyone kind of looked at me i just gave it back that's good i'm good on that i remember the first time i held my nephew i was like holding it out

my mom was like i called it it uh i was like you can like hug him and i was like i guess so i had to move him it's just a whole fucking thing um oh you know what i actually uh i did um you know like it goes viral like every olympics there's that tweet that is like someone always repurposes it but it's something along the lines of me watching the olympics oh my god that was the most amazing thing I've ever seen. Judges. Yeah. Minus nine points for Blake McBike. I'm the exact opposite of that. You're unimpressed?

I see, I'm like, they only took off.1 points for that? I was watching the uneven bar, I'm sorry, the balance beam last night. They're fucking wiggling all over the place. None of them are smooth. Sometimes I do think that I'm like, this is the Olympics. This is the best we're going to get.

Get the fuck up. Go hard on that. It's four inches wide. It's as wide as your foot. Just walk on it and do some flips. And don't stop fumbling around out there. We've got gold to win, Simone. Actually, Simone was the only one who went where I wasn't.

Didn't she get hurt? She hurt her calf a little bit, but she competed in everything and did good in everything. win Simone actually Simone was the only one who went where I wasn't did she get hurt she she hurt her calf a little bit but she competed everything and did good and everything um has anybody watched a documentary no no that sounds awful apparently it was good yeah that and the Nickelodeon one I skipped out on yeah what's Simone oh oh I think that was a documentary about her like was she involved in the Michigan State stuff I think it was a documentary about her. Like, was she involved in the Michigan State stuff? I think it was about her leaving the Olympics. Oh, okay.

We're talking about that. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, she was the only one where I was like, damn, she's good. Well, they're all obviously good. She's got to be pretty old by now. You think this one by us is good? Put that on a quote card. I think this girl has potential. Everyone else who went, like, I was just surprised at how they just,

it wasn't a lot by any stretch of the imagination, but, like, they mess up more often than I thought they would. Yeah. They're, like, stepping out of bounds on the floor routine. Like, again, they're doing nine flips beforehand. But I'd be like, I don't know, don't step out of bounds. Stay fucking in bounds. When I'm watching a football game and someone doesn't get both feet down

on an amazing catch I'm like why didn't you get your other fucking foot down it's the same kind of thing you know what I was thinking about it it's like okay with LARPing like live action role play yeah

is there any like does anybody do that for sports like replaying the exact sports game like every play every run what do you mean like like just reenacting or like it's more like like replaying the exact sports game, like every play, every run. What do you mean?

Like just reenacting, or I guess more like war reenactments, but like reenacting famous sports moments or games. Is that a thing? Sounds like you're describing Highlights Without Rights, a former Barstool sports project. All right. I guess that's what I'm describing. We would do, for big plays we would

do the replay but we would do it in front of a green screen oh it wasn't great it didn't last super long and that's why it's not a thing it wasn't the most watched thing um what olympic sport do you think that you could do this is question because I did text Marty that this weekend. I was like, you should train for something for 2024. There's got to be something he can at least sneak into. Maybe he doesn't even make the team, but he has a legitimate shot and is there for a little while. I tried out for the Olympic team.

Well, for ODP. What's that mean? Olympic Developmental Program. And I got cut immediately when you were six years old i was 10 at that point you tried out for the olympic development program at 10 no it wasn't that it was 15 i guess 15 16 but i should not have been asked actually wait this is another like trauma thing they okay this was actually pdp player developmental program other than i also tried whatever ODP.

Did you make me there? So PDP, there's four rounds of my fingers are really looking. No, it's not your fingers. It's just the perfect example of you don't really know how to hold things. Why are you holding it like this? It's the most inconvenient way possible to hold it. I'm struggling with it too. I'm just going two hands like this.

Yeah. It feels just kind of slutty to do that. That's okay. I just choked out a little bit more. Wait, what was I going to say? Oh, okay. I try out for the PDP. I make the first round.

All my teammates who had also been asked make the first round. We go to the second round. Nobody else makes the second round. I only make the second round. It's a whole thing now because I'm, like, clearly the worst on the team. And, like, I should not have made it. And I was kind of like, wait, I made it? You sassed it?

Yeah. That's good. So then I go to the third um one they like i go all the way there and they basically like had pulled my mom aside and was like by the way we accidentally sent her this email and like she didn't like at all like make it we actually don't think that she is good enough at all like just went in on me for no reason and then i got sent home but it's like there was another you could have just caught me after the third round you didn't have to like so now to this day it's kind of like kindergarten wacky hair day i just always

have a fear whenever i get like when i got this job i was like no i didn't they'll send like a email being like you didn't actually get it. Like, you know, I don't believe anything anymore until I show up on the first day and get confirmation. Like we meant to send you that. That's pretty funny and pretty fair. Yeah. That would stick with me. Oh, my God.

You could have just let me go through the tryout and then cut me the next round. So annoying. Anyways. Very much. We don't have enough peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Anyways. so annoying anyways very much we don't have enough peanut butter and jelly sandwiches anyways um i talk about my soccer career way too much anyways sorry i keep interrupting no i don't really have much uh steve do you have an answer uh probably ping pong oh that's good i could definitely do ping pong dude ping pong kevin and i were texting about the other day the ping pong coach has to be the funniest job

there are two steps yeah so they hold grab the paddle hit the ball what are you teaching i guess there's no real stress i guess there is a strategy to ping pong now i mean i i it's i had a pop tart this morning i think there are less steps in eating a pop tart than they're playing ping pong it's just it's grab the paddle hit the ball there's what are you teaching yeah but it's like speed and like your tweet was funny about that yeah focusing on the balls oh yeah yeah yeah forgot about that guy yeah like look at his focus where the fuck else he's supposed to look look at the ball hit it as there's what else do you teach if you could come

up with a olympic sport it's like like a high skill of yours and you could just add it what would it be and you're probably better at it than most of the world jesus anything you're good at? It could be anything. Walking in the dark. You're famously bad at that. Dude, this isn't a sport, but I can... Really, my only talent is... I know the alphabet backwards. That's about it. Really? Can you do it?

Huh? Do it right now? Z-Y-X-W-V-U-T-S-R-Q-P-O-N-M-L-K-J-I-H-G-F-E-D-C-B-A. Wow. Did you study that because you didn't... Like, in case you got... I studied that when I was about 12 because I heard it was a question. Yeah.

They ask drunk drivers. Really? Never really drove drunk. I got lucky. I didn't really have a, you know, I had a couple, I drove a helicopter,

a couple of beers, a couple i drove a helicopter a couple beers a couple times but do you feel like do you feel like you learned that alphabet backwards for nothing like you should have been driving yeah but it comes up and by comes up i mean i forced it um it comes up when i want it to more often than you think um yeah well physically i don't really have any skills i I have my first official basketball game tomorrow night oh yeah Pavs has to send oh yeah I decided what I'm gonna do

I'm gonna just do the spider you know what the spider is when you're dribbling like this just head down the whole time like Pavinelli six foot Long Island New York I would do it a wife beat or two do you have like a team name and everything oh the team name is awful New York. I would do it a wife beat or two. Do you have like a team name and everything?

Oh, the team name is awful. I didn't name it. It's the 2012 Heat. And that almost made me quit on the spot. You don't really get that. How bad of a name is that?

It's not great. It's not great. Yeah. It's brutal. But at the same time, I think the team's not very good. The team's not very good,

but now I'm on the team, so it's... But it's funnier if you're not very good. Yeah. I not very good, but now I'm on the team. But it's funnier if you're not very good. Yeah. I don't know. Can we watch a game? I'm going to bring a tripod and set up.

Are you? Yeah, for later in the season. I was like, yeah, this whole thing's silly. I'll have a full camera set up. It's like highlight reel. The funny thing, too, aboutbc broadcast is that like the three main people for it are mike torico snoop dogg and alex we just spent 10 years crying about cancel culture

the chick who got famous for fucking everybody was aging fucked a bunch of people snoop dogg who's had a murder case. And Mike Tirico, who pretended to be black for like 20 years. Did you see the Andy Cohen, Alex Cooper clip when they were announcing the soccer game together? And then USA scored. And then Alex was like, we scored, we scored. And then the German keeper went down and was clearly hurt.

And then Andy Cohen was just like, she's crying. That is terrible sportsmanship. And an announcer comes over the PA and is like, Andy, she's hurt. That's so funny. They're crying in soccer? That's not exactly good sportsmanship. That's also all they do. Who's they? Soccer players. all soccer players do is cry yeah they're like known for being like the most dramatic yeah that's true

the uh friday night i i uh lived out a dream yeah i i i danced on stage with OAR. Whoa, really? At Pier 17, yeah. No way. Yeah, I went out just for In the Clouds. That's awesome. Do people recognize you? Some people recognize me. I mean, a couple people recognize me. On stage, I was blacked out.

I was just vibe and do shit. I couldn't really tell pops or anything like that which is probably just another way to say like there wasn't anything extreme yeah but then i when i got down nate was saying that the crowd was going crazy i was throwing candy it wasn't for me they wanted candy yeah he's like they were going nuts they got to make that like their thing they gotta do like zach brown's revival uh i'm sorry zach bryan's revival like make it a nightly thing i'm not going on tour with him to throw a can four minutes a night um no he was saying other people should do it like on on the road were you nervous was i nervous no no do you get anxiety I think I just always have a level of it.

Yeah. The... I don't think that you really do. I don't get anxiety for big things. For little things, I do. Yeah. Like, phone calls and shit like that. Yeah.

But, like, going on stage and... No. No one cares. I think that, like, instead of... Intimate things I get anxiety about. Yeah. Like, when I'm just dealing with a person one-on-one or little shit like that but big things no yeah like today i saw my um friends older my roommate's older brother who i know very well on the train and i had a walk with him from

penn station to 28th street it was just high anxiety the entire time yes so well but i didn't know when to like break the conversation if i was holding on like why is that so hard but going on stage or something like that yeah that's exactly that i the elevator i took up to this floor today yeah i took it with a guy and his son yeah and they got off on this floor too and that was 20 minutes ago all i've been thinking was i nice enough to them i said hi it was we wrote an elevator together for one floor. And I'm like, do they think I'm an asshole? I remember in college, our house was where everyone lived was like 30 minutes from campus. And so if you saw some, you would always see somebody on their way out. And then if you saw them and talked to them, then you have to walk 30 minutes with them.

And I would every day just be like, oh my God, I can't do it today. I can't do it today. And then you'd hear somebody when you go out and just like a normal person would be like hey what's up like want to walk together and be like no are they the weird ones are we the weird no we're for sure the weird ones yeah really i think that they're the weird ones who wants to talk on your morning commute i guess i guess but like i don't know if like other people like dread social interactions as much as like i i dread social interactions yeah it is weird to be like i'd rather be on stage in front of what appear 17 is 5 000 people that doesn't bother me yeah

talking to a person one-on-one yeah somehow there's less attention on you when you're in front of yeah yeah right yeah well no yeah no that's exactly like yeah 90 of those people probably didn't even know i was up there and just throwing candy that's easy yeah but then having to talk to someone afterwards backstage fuck was this long enough yeah is i think that um like instead of zodiac signs or like personality tests there should be like it should be categorized by the way that you react to weed because it's like there's the people who know anxiety they're already chill they smoke weed they're they stay chill and then there's like the people with like anxiety and they smoke weed and that chills them out so then they're just like normal and then there's people with high anxiety they smoke weed, and that chills them out. So then they're just, like, normal. And then there's people with high anxiety, they smoke weed,

it makes them even, like, more high anxiety. Yeah, yeah. And then there's, like, the people who just, like, high, or no anxiety, smoke weed, different person, like, high anxiety. You know, it's, like, there's all these different, and it has to do with the way that your brain works and, like, how easily you can get in your head, you know? Do you get anxiety while smoking weed?

Yeah, I have a feeling I've talked about this so much i literally just turned into like a mute in the corner oh my god oh my god oh my god i kind of do that just all the time anyway yeah i'm kind of just a mute in the corner you're kind of not i mean you're kind of like you talk for a living well yeah but like when i'm not in front of the microphone i'm like you're not no one's gonna ever meet me and then walk away and go that guy talks a lot i will i will talk as long as you'll make me yeah but i won't be driving the conversation yeah like you're really good sit in silence guy i can sit in a car ride with you for two hours. No pressure to talk. I actually, in my older age, I'll just stop. If it's someone I'm comfortable with, I'll just go, yeah, I'm done. I would have to do that in COVID because you'd be on FaceTime with people.

You obviously have no excuse. This conversation is over, right? I got nothing else like i do it with my mom all the time like all right i'm about done yeah she's like all right see you later yeah i'll do it anytime i'm home like with my family and stuff like that it'll be like i'll just go like i need quiet now i i don't my friends always hate it because i'll be like all right do you have anything else for me and they're like what, what is this? Like a presentation? What's the least rude way to end a conversation? I wait.

Usually I'll, because again, I'll do anything you want me to do. So I'll wait until the person on the call starts narrating what they're doing. Yeah, yeah. And I go, all right, sounds like we're about done. That's so rude though i okay like so i'm opening the door or like just pulled in the driveway all right sounds like we're about done wait i have a question this reminds me of like like everyone always makes fun of like people are like oh sorry i have a boyfriend but like that's the nicest way to like reject somebody

like if somebody like stops me in the street i'll be like sorry like i have a boyfriend but like everyone always shits on that but like isn't that the nicest way where did this come from i've been stopped in the street wait no you didn't even segue you were just like okay um so then it was i don't think i've ever i can't tell you how i'd want i guess yeah it sounds like nicest way i don't you'd have to put a gun in my head to get me to stop someone yeah yeah um and even then i wouldn't um or like even at a bar like just like sorry and all that same rules apply yeah but the But the, yeah, it makes, like, what do you want me to say? You're ugly? Yeah, exactly.

Okay. Interesting. I don't, I don't do, okay, so shoes on the other foot. What do guys say? This weekend, I was out with my buddies, and I went to go get a bar, a drink at the bar alone. Girl started talking to me. 15 minutes of nice conversation. She asked me to buy her a drink. I bought her a drink, and I was like, I'm going to go over and hang out with my, she asked me to buy her a drink at the bar alone. Girl started talking to me. 15 minutes of nice conversation. She asked me to buy her a drink.

I bought her a drink. And I was like, I'm going to go over and hang out with my... She asked you to buy her a drink? She asked me to buy her a drink. She was very, very forward. She was really intimidating. I did not like the conversation. I was like, I'm going to go hang out with my buddies real quick.

And she said to me, I hate when guys do that. Just assume that I was into you. And I was like, oh, no, I didn't think that one... I was just going to go hang out with my friends. And then she just walked away. And I was like, how could I have... What could I have done differently in that situation to to make her feel better i don't know that's crazy wait hand so so she asked you to buy her drink so she just

started a conversation where you're from blah blah and then i was getting like a round of beers and then she asked if i could buy her when i was like sure yeah and then i was like i'm gonna go hang out with my friends you know it was nice meeting you though and then she was just like oh you just think i was just into you and i was just trying to hit on. I was like, sure, yeah. And then I was like, oh, I'm going to go hang out with my friends. You know, it was nice meeting you, though. And then she was just like, oh, did you just think I was just into you and I was just trying to hit on you? I was like, I didn't think about it. All right, so that's a defense mechanism. Yeah.

Because clearly she was. Yeah. And now she wants to make you feel worse. Yes, and I felt terrible about that. People suck, dude. People suck, dude. It was terrible. She was clearly into you

and then you did not express the same interest and now she had to hurt your feelings. Fuck that. It was awful. I just thought about it the rest of the night see that that's a healthy way to do it i would just be like i gotta fuck this girl now john we were a couple minutes away the second i get caught in a conversation with a stranger i'm just like fuck i have to have sex with this person.

Yeah, I don't like it when... I try not to let guys buy me drinks because then I will be like, okay, I owe you something. The second I'm like, well, I'm indebted. I got to do whatever I got to do to fucking make this thing even. She took five minutes out of her day to talk to me. I got to have sex with her i've said that probably about 10 of the sex i've had i wanted to have you'd be the worst chick i will the one thing is like if i i will like after like a sweatshirt or like in the morning i'll be like

i earned this sweatshirt like this is the merch that i bought have you ever been forced to return a sweatshirt yeah yeah that's crazy i don't think i've ever noticed someone yeah yeah well it was like like he was just it was like a guy who's really into fashion and like it was expensive it was probably fair but I really want to ghost you right now just keep this the uh speaking of sweatshirts Steve

what's up big time sweatshirt what this one yeah is that seems like who me you playing boy with me right now no no that's an expensive sweatshirt I did buy it on Saturday, but like. And how much was it? About 250 bucks? I think you've looked at the sweatshirt online.

260, yeah. It's a nice sweatshirt. It's kind of drippy. It's very, it's calm. It's calm drip. It's very subtle. It's cold in here. I need something to wear.

I'm well-juiced against Steve. It was a movie. Movie being like 40-year-old virgin, to be honest. I did it like Friday. I mean, it's just because like when I was on on Monday, I was thinking, geez, I really, you know, like in the 40-year-old virgin where he's like, man, I really wanted egg salad. So I went out, got the ingredients, and by the end, I didn't even want it. My weekend sounded a lot like that.

Like, man, I just go out, I get dessert, then I eat the dessert, and that's all I do. I sound like a real loser, I think. But I was like, you know what? It's the weekend. I am like the 40-Year-Old Virgin, I guess. Living it up in the big city. No, you're sick as you own it.

You make it cool. I know what I am. I know. That's fucking cool as hell. It is. It is. Not many people are 21 years old and like, I don't know, man. I just fucking like dessert.

Well, dinner's too. I'm just not like you're the best part of living alone is this your first time living alone besides college yeah just you could literally just have dessert whenever you want that's friday saturday yeah i have my parents aren't like saying no not yeah but like Yeah, but you're getting judged by your parents at least. My parents would judge me if I had ice cream at like noon. Well, I don't do ice cream at noon. All right, now Steve's judging me.

I did ice cream at 5 a.m. the other night. Woke up with it melted in my bed. That happens to me. It's not a lot, but it's more than the average person. Just like full pint of ice cream. More than twice would be a lot. But it's more than the average person. Just like full pint of ice cream. More than twice would be a lot. I thank you for even giving me the grace of twice.

Jackie's like, well, it's happened to me twice. Alright, let's do some voicemails. What's up, guys? It's Ian. I work for your company. I was wondering what is the most telltale sign that a guy is straight? I was thinking about it, and I think that if a guy is gambling on sports, there's about a 99.9% chance that that guy is a straight guy. I've never seen a gay guy gamble on sports.

I haven't. It's a good example, but I think Pat gambles. I could be wrong on that. Not like, you know, I think everyone when you say gambling is pictures pictures dave and dan like not that level of yeah money or amount of gambling but i

think pat does i feel like he's i've heard of mentioned it before getting straight that that's a good one though if you're if you're getting my sports you're probably straight most likely straight yeah the it's it's getting hard like it used to be it's getting hard particularly like in the city like dude like literally just yesterday i went to the gym and like on the weekends when i have more time i just go sit in the sauna after the gym and it's actually this this dude who i see in the gym all the time uh big dude jack dude i don't know yeah i mean the gym is weird now too because everyone has headphones on so you don't really hear anything or anyone or something like that and when you don't have headphones i forgot my headphones

once probably two weeks ago yeah and it's worked out it's just so weird it's just grunting excuse me because the gym gyms at least used to play music. Yeah. They don't really bother with playing music. So it's just grunting and things moving. It sounds like a medieval torture chamber with an occasional fart in it. But so anyway, I see this guy, and I never thought he was a gay guy. And then yesterday I was sitting in the sauna. I was alone, and i was just sitting there fucking on my phone and he came in and sat down and just went do you know there's no phones

allowed in here and i was like oh shit first of all i'm not fucking videotaping you yeah i'm just fucking reading twitter or whatever the fuck i was doing. But then I put it in my pocket and closed my eyes and started relaxing and just couldn't stop laughing. And he left. I was doing snide laughs. Like, motherfucker. Because he's an older guy.

And it felt very fucking copish. Like, shut the fuck up, dude. I'm not doing anything to you. So I just kept smirking like an asshole. And then by the time I opened my eyes, he was gone. But that was... Yeah, the telltale sign is getting yeah pretty difficult i don't know gambling is a very good one having sex with women is up there how often uh you wash your sheets i I think, might be one.

I think cleanliness is definitely. But, like, Pat or, like. Zach. Zach. Yeah. Zach. I wash my sheets all the time. Yeah.

But it's just, like, it's just easy to do. I have laundry in my house. When I didn't have a laundry apartment apartment it was not happening very often but like i don't know whenever i do laundry i just throw the sheets in with it and then i feel like a gay guy's not going more than a week without cleaning the sheets i feel like they're just more put together yeah it is i mean like fuck now i want to know the telltale sign i know i'm waitateboarders. Skateboarders are mostly straight. Yeah. Do any gay guys wear backwards hats? Zach.

We only hire the straightest. Yeah. The sports thing reminds me. The Venn diagram between guys who play baseball and guys who have rosacea the same circle that's unbelievable this sounds so specific no that is an unbelievable take

the only like crescent above it or after it is guys who play hockey a little bit I don't know I can't figure out I've played both of those sports my entire life I don't think I know anyone with rosacea. You know it a lot. I know exactly what you're talking about. Okay, explain to me rosacea then.

It's like when you have like the... When you have rosy cheeks and it almost looks like an imprint on your face. Yeah. Okay, I got one. It's cute. My buddy who... Cute.

My very cute friend. Like he... I don't really keep in touch with him anymore, but we played high school hockey he's the kid i told a story before when we had to bunk together on the road he would sleep in socks on his hands yeah and so he's clearly got skin issues because he's sleeping sock with socks on his hands with like lotion in them and i'm like what the fuck is happening here um but he had i didn't know what rosacea was he had that well i i say rosacea with like like i think it's cute

like when guys have like the, you know, it's actually like a trend with girls where like they're trying to do like boy blush and it's like, you just go, instead of going here,

you just go down, straight down there. So chicks are trying to look more like guys. Yeah. Making it tough for the fucking guys banging girls is a straight thing.

Jackie's gonna show up in a backwards hat with a lip in and rosacea. What's up, fellas? Yeah, but I think Bennett is the only person I know who had that attribute. And, again, I spent a good deal of my life playing those two. Do you have it? I have rosacea, yeah. Okay.

I have rosacea. So that's rosacea. You're like rosy cheeks. Did you play baseball? I played baseball when I was rosacea, yeah. Okay. I have rosacea. That's rosacea. You're like rosy cheeks. Rosy cheeks. Did you play baseball? I played baseball when I was in middle school, yeah. Yeah. And that has to do with heterosexuality or that's a different thing? No, completely separate.

Completely separate. Rosacea makes you gay. Dumping with the door open my whole life trying to get rid of rosacea and girls are just trying to get it it's like it's that kind of happens with everything where you know it happened with braces and yeah and people wanted it yeah cast people wanted it freckles were a bad thing i saw an instagram thing the other day yeah people people getting freckle tattoos that's crazy yeah i did a girl in college that uh put fake freckles on really yeah crazy yeah that's that is such a specific but it could be two ends of the spectrum type of person yeah where you could either be like i feel like you could either be ugly and trash or you're just like the hottest rich person

ever if you get if you get fake fake oh yeah i feel like i'd be really cute with freckles i feel like if i had a spanish accent oh you know it's funny listening to you talk because you you you say things like if i was a completely different person I would be so hot that's true it would take so much Jackie's like if I was born in Columbia and had freckles if I was

Sofia Vergara I would be so hot no but like what's Alec Baldwin's wife Hilaria Baldwin you actually don't have to change So hot. No, but like what's Alec Baldwin's wife? Hilaria Baldwin. Hilaria Baldwin. Like you actually don't have to change. You actually can just fake an accent.

You don't have to change everything about yourself. Okay. No, I'm not going to do it. Proceed. Give us a Spanish accent. I'm not going to do it. Hey, come on, Jackie. Yes, give us a Spanish accent. That wasn't French. I can't even do it. don't even know spanish so except for a beer day

you know what's funny is like is america the only one that says um like everyone else like even like british people they say erm it's like and and like like something like whenever i'm like like when i was in mexico city like i i noticed like when i would try and like point to things like even i would just be like and you know it's just like it's something that's yeah like um is an english word that's but no you're right about that i'm right something that's yeah like um is an english word that's but no you're right about that i'm right about that yeah i've kind of been spitting that um just kidding really i think i'm important speaking speaking in spanish accent though i still can't think of a straight thing now yeah i can't think of that henley shirts maybe what's that henley shirt henley shirts oh yeah we start going you're right clothing start going down the clothing line yeah if they like any type of like peter millar

yeah if a guy looks like he just went golfing yeah all right next voicemail yeah i can't i wish i had a better answer but i like this girl hey kfc radio squad so i've been sitting on this kfc related story for a little while now and for some reason every time i try to record this voicemail i like get a stutter and have to delete it because i don't know i don't really want people on the internet to think i have a stutter like no offense to those people anyways basically i was playing call of duty about a month ago and every time i'm home from college during the summer I play on my brother's Xbox so I've gotten decent over the years I wouldn't say I'm great but I'm definitely decent and I never turn on my microphone okay because when boys

on Xbox hear that there's like a girl in the lobby they just have a field day because I don't know like it's it's like really fun for 14 year old boys I guess to make fun of a girl playing video and like that's a tale as well as time anyways so I just never turn on my mic but I'm playing about a month ago and I had my headset on so I could hear what people are saying but they just couldn't hear me and there are these guys like 25, I hear talking about Barstool, which that's like not unique. Like people playing video games talk about Barstool. Every other person is talking about Barstool, whatever. But they started talking about KFC radio.

And for some reason in my mind, I like oh yeah like bars to whatever but like KFC radio like they're gonna be like nice to me like as a girl playing video games and so I let them talk about it for a while okay without saying anything um just to like see the vibes and they were like making deep cut references so I was like oh I'm just gonna say something you know like it was near the end of the game too so they wouldn't have if there's anyone else in the party or like the lobby they wouldn't have that much time to make fun of me you know okay so they made some specific joker reference that and i like perfectly timed my unmute okay i was like this is good i like added to it but i didn't say too much okay it was pretty much like the perfect interjection the way these boys laid into me i cannot even explain like they

were like saying things i mean it's just like the lowest hanging fruit like i get it like a girl playing video games but like when i tell you i thought i was gonna like make friends because they watch KFC radio. Yeah, I don't know. I just thought that was a funny story. But if those boys are watching this whose voice is on the fucking podcast? Not you.

Bye. That is a good story. it's a little disheartening but i gotta hear it was it funny i don't know what was that yeah like if there's like oh girls here that sucks that sucks but if they were if they were good at making fun of them then it's funny you know what i mean like it's i gotta know what they said back if it was just like get in the kitchen then that's that's fucking weak and that sucks if it's like some fucking good roast and though then hell yeah this is this i could go either way with this it could be a very good hell yeah boys or it could be come on guys let's fucking be better than that

yeah i don't get how like the confidence that kids have once they get behind like a video game like i have even less confidence when i have like a video game microphone in front of me to like just talk shit yeah like i just every single kid that i knew growing up like endless amounts of shit talking but in person they couldn't do it where like i feel like i was the opposite like if i have a headset on like i'm dead silent i'm so scared the on the internet yeah i am i i was like i remember i had one time i was in an espn.com comment section it's probably literally probably like one of the only times in my life i've ever commented on something and it was a yankees red socks argument did you say yankee sock i i said no i like i like wanted i was really young

i was probably in like i was in the 13 to 15 range. And I wanted to have... We were talking stats. And I wanted to say something. And I looked up stats. I honestly don't even remember what it was about. But it was something Sox Yankees related. And I looked up stats.

And I was like, actually, you're wrong. Because da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. And I walked away. And I was like, fucking god damn son of a bitch. And then I refreshed the page. dah, dah. And I walked away and I was like, I fucking got this son of a bitch. And then I refreshed the page and it just said, fuck you. And I was like, my only Instagram comment ever. I'm like something that's not my friends.

I just wrote Yankee sucks when I was in sixth grade on like an MLB post. And like a couple hours later, I checked Instagram. I was like, go kill yourself. And I was in, I threw me in a dark hole. I was really down i was like i can't be doing this i clearly can't handle it and then i did it for 20 more years and then i realized maybe i'll stop this is so i i can't relate to i don't play video games or anything but commenting is embarrassing to admit.

When I was like 13, I wanted more likes on Instagram. So like what people would do is they would go to like Kim Kardashian's Instagram or like big celebrities. And it would be like like for like. And then you go to their page and you like them. And then they'll like yours back. And like sometimes I would comment like L for L. And it would like get me more likes. It's just so cringy to think about.

That is like, luckily, obviously, I wasn't of age. I wasn't coming of age at that time. Like that ESPN.com chat room, I don't think things were upvoted or anything like that. I don't remember exactly. But when I started looking at the internet, there was no, at least again, what I did on it, there wasn't any grading system. I can see that fucking you up a lot as a kid with likes and stuff like that.

Twitter was a disaster in high school. Because all of our local high schools, everyone followed each other. And so it was a big deal if you had a strong following on Twitter. And if you were to have a tweet with 70 likes, you're going into school the next day. Swing and dig. But if you put up something that gets two likes, that's really embarrassing.

I'm taking that down. What? That was not a thing. Twitter was big in high school for us. Really? Yeah. We had Facebook towards the end because I remember my junior year, my buddy dated a girl in college, so we would go on her Facebook because she gave us the password. We didn't have high schools, didn't have it yet.

But then boarding schools got it before public schools. So my senior year, we had it. None of my other friends did. And that was probably when like liking and stuff started but that was i was i was you know i was still obviously it was uh formative years but i was a little like i was 17 18 like i like 12 10 12 that's gotta be fucking weird yeah because i remember people would be like oh she only got 12 likes on her instagram post and then i'd be like so you go into middle school and kids be making fun of like your social media yeah

that sucks yeah that sucks think about like TikTok kids now I know that would ruin like if you're in middle school

right now you are like at least in a class with somebody who has a million followers on TikTok at least like has to be one

yeah there has to be one famous TikToker from like every elementary school that's crazy yeah oh my god that's a good point

that's crazy yeah Snapchat was a big thing too that's a good point. It's crazy. Yeah, Snapchat was a big thing too and it was like your score, everyone would be like. Snapchat had the most insane feature like when we were in middle school where you could see the other people's three best friends.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like imagine like you're like have the biggest crush on this girl and then you just see like Tom on the basketball team. That's her number one friend. But I would expect it. People at Snapchat were just like,

we want to watch the world burn. And we want to ruin these middle schoolers' lives. And then like things would fizzle out with a girl and it would go from like a heart. It would go from a yellow heart to a red heart. Yeah, yeah. To just a smiley face to nothing. Just watch your relationship just fade away.

Yellow heart's better than, I would think red yellow for nothing yellow is like I think two months red was a month well a month while you've been talking you guys have been like best friends for a month yeah when you turn into the smiley face it's oh my god no the worst part was they'd the smirk emoji this means your best friend was one of her best friends what the fuck was wrong with snapchat it is but you know now the more i think about it like these things are all things that happened to you as a kid yeah it's like i i guess it's different playing out online but like my whole world knew yeah right like like when i broke up with vanessa and she started dating my other friend like everyone in school knew yeah so you still have

to deal with that i guess they just didn't see it online yeah but it's kind of it's kind of i was thinking that like you guys had to deal with stuff that no one ever had to deal with which i'm sure is true to an extent but the like we all kind of like yeah people knew like it was just physical smirks yeah i'm like oh and that's his date and time now but like i don't know there's like i i would like have a friend be like we need a snapchat all day because i need somebody off my best friends list like right now and then you have to like do that and like it was just a more technical version yeah a strategic version of it was all strategy yeah yeah and just like seeing oh my god like stories

like if you didn't get invited to a party one weekend like every story it was just like the most brutal feeling you'd be like oh i'm gonna kill myself that awful. But like I would imagine that TikTok would be so much worse. I, I, but again, same kind of thing. Like people knew who didn't get invited to parties. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But seeing it like in real time, I think probably has an effect. I'm sure it does. But I was thinking everything was so unique, but it just,

it's happening online versus IRL. Do you think social media is going to be around forever? I was just thinking the other day that I think no. Now? Who's going to get rid of it? I don't think it'll go away, but I just think the cyclicalness of society. Eventually people will be like, I guess I don't think it'll go away, but I just think like the cyclicalness of society. Yeah.

Eventually people will be like, I guess I don't want everyone knowing everything. Yeah. I've seen people stop posting Instagrams. I don't think nearly as many people post Instagrams as they used to. That's, I was one, I had that same thought and I was wondering if it, is it just because I'm older or is it like, is it everyone's doing that? Yeah. But like TikTok kind of makes up for that it's not like you know he's thinking i think it'll just be tiktok yeah really yeah i think

but it is also just like everything like when the tv was invented people like well people are done reading but then blogs came back and then video i think everything goes back and forth a lot but the i don't know i i know i was wondering if it's an age thing or is it everyone's doing it that there's i i noticed it's probably it's just i'm doing it so i notice other people not doing it yeah but the i also feel like it's kind of like guns a little bit where like the elite now social media is how they make their money so they're not gonna let it they're not gonna let it fall you know that's not bad that's just spitting facts in it okay this one there's another thought about the elite and the elite is like these like 12 year olds on tiktok um smell is the only sense that

doesn't give us a form of entertainment like eyes obviously like watching something ears podcasts taste like food or whatever i guess you go go hand in hand with smell but you smell the food yeah you smell the food i know but you're not like just sniffing food and being like yeah that's my night like that's how i want to spend the next hour uh whatever so if there was a social media somehow where you could like it was smells like it was like nature baked goods you know like whatever would that capture people's attention at all or is it like is it not a form of entertainment because we haven't figured out a way to make it a form of entertainment or is it never going to be a form of entertainment because just smell is just the least entertaining sense i it's a it's a it's a i don't want to say it's a

good but it's an interesting it's an interesting observation uh the i think we kind of do it though it's it's obviously not social media or anything like that but they like those air like misters and rooms yeah yeah people have but that's form of, that's not a form of entertainment. No, no, no. I would venture to guess that a smell will never be a form of entertainment. But it's been marketed or capitalized on where people have their rooms smell like certain things. Yeah. What would you pick your room to be smelling like?

Is this the only way that you can think of like a fragrance just your rooms like there's perfumes yeah but i'm thinking of those things like i i it's like um like the sleep things where yeah yeah yeah it's a a sound and the smell yeah comes out um i like kind of like a sweet like almost citrus smell i feel like most people like florals like a sweet, like almost citrus smell. I feel like most people like florals and I'm just like not like the others. I like a sweet citrusy. Did you ask me that? I did, yeah.

So probably something like an apple. But a little bit more muted. So maybe like an apple cut with like a little bit more muted so maybe like an apple cut with like a little bit of like mud that that makes it sound sorry not mud just like something like rougher something to mute the tobacco i think that's an incredibly i would i think you're gonna say cinnamon that would have made more sense if I had done that. An apple in mud. You guys ever been doing apple orchard?

If I could get my room to smell like that. Really focus on the mud. I don't know what we're doing this all for. If my room doesn't smell like mud. But as I'm laughing, my answer was going to be like a locker room oh god yeah why i i i think but with apple the um the i think smell i think this is a fact smell i believe is the sense that that takes you back the most. And the best times of my life are in locker rooms.

Oh. So if I could smell. When I walk into a hockey rink, it's still like, it's very different. So maybe a hockey rink, which doesn't totally smell like a locker room, and a little locker room. Mostly, it smells like cold and ice, but then there's a little old sweat in there. We're the same. I was going to say like clean linen.

Fucking weirdo. And that's how we know you're gay. Fuck. Dude, I was going to laugh so hard at that, and then I started kicking my feet. I was like laugh so hard at that and then I started kicking my feet and I was like I was like no this is like when the kids

told me fuck you on the internet I went one two and I was like fuck that was like a little girl that's so funny Pat is gay that's like

Here when it fell Oh my god Steve What does it smell Banana pudding No probably just like Fall Like the leaves

That's a good I'm in the same category As Pat I think No but leaves That's mud That's I'm in the same category as Pabst, I think. No, but leaves, that's mud. That's dirt. That's a good answer.

Okay, but in terms of it bringing you back to a memory, that is maybe a form of entertainment. If somebody could find all the smells that you've smelled throughout your life and then you just put it as almost like a flight, you know, like a plane flight life and then you just put it and as like a um almost like a flight you know like a flight and then you just go down memory lane i that's pretty cool that's pretty cool it's not social media but it's it's that's a cool idea uh-oh just like a bar you go smell things i wouldn't frequent it but i'd go freak i wouldn't frequent it i said it weird i put the wrong emphasis

um uh i that'd be that'd be the cool like almost like service where you have to fill out like what did you what sport did you play as a kid what like whatever and then you go to the okay well i'm giving like you walk into staples you play as a kid? What, like, whatever. And then you go to the, okay, well, I'm giving you. Like, you walk into Staples. I'm giving, like, too much. You brought back to, like, sixth grade. Yeah. Immediately.

Yeah. That's, yeah. Staples? Staples. Like, you can smell the erasers, the bugs. I don't know. I said, yeah, that's not. No?

Oh, that's just me. Oh, I thought you were saying, like, Staples Stadium. It's the most L.A. show. Fuck you. Where is Staples Stadium? It's L.A. L.A. Oh, the Staples Center.

The Staples Center. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's, like, it's a classic part of my childhood. I was thinking crypto.com. I'm with the times. Staples. It's called the crypto.com right now. Oh, got it.

Didn't they already get rid of that, though? No, it was in Miami. Yeah, though, that was the... The Forex. Not Forex. What's it? It's not FX. What is it?

Not FX. FTX? FTX, yeah. FTX, yeah. All right, last voicemail. Not 4X. It's not FX. What is it? Not FX. FTX? FTX, yeah. FTX, yeah. All right, last voicemail. Slip chain. Hey, what's going on, KFC Radio gang? It's the DC Traffic guy.

I'm back. It's been a while. But got a quick one for you today. Was on FaceTime with my friend just now while I was doing my laundry for the week and folded up my fitted sheet, which is something I've known how to do. Like I watched a YouTube video on it one day, took about 10 minutes and figured it out. But apparently, you know, that's a skill that they never expected me to have and they don't have. So my question for you is what's a small skill or even a big one that nobody would expect you to possess,

something niche like that, like just being able to fold a fitted sheet that you're really good at, that you never really thought was very special, but would be special to others, I guess. This is a mean episode. You keep asking, like, what are your skills? And we all just keep sitting there like, oh.

How do you show you're straight? God, I don't fucking know. It's so funny we couldn't have an answer. I got a lot on a skateboard now, apparently. Did we ever even give it to him? When I said backwards hat, we're both wearing forwards hat. Yeah, if you got a forward purple hat on, pretty gay. We didn't come up with anything for that, did we?

Yeah, backwards hat and cleanliness. Skill. I feel like you have skills. Thank you so much. Well, like these kind of skills. I don't, but thank you. I feel like you can do a lot of weird stuff. You made it mean unnecessarily. Well, the example was fitted sheet folding.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you made it something innocuous um i can um okay i don't know if every if everyone can do this but so what i've learned a new life hack that i learned is okay i'm this is gonna obviously everyone can do this but i think i do it particularly well um what i learned like a life hack when you're trying to go to bed and trying to fall asleep you have to name a bunch of things that are like really random opposite from each other so it's like deer like okay so i'm gonna well that's the opposite of a fucking d yeah i'm gonna go and you're gonna tell me like is it better than the average person or okay i'll pill battle so far Deer. Lobster roll. Blanket. Lifeguard.

Ocean. Tribeca. Florentine. Equestrian. Romantic. Books. Queen of England. Social media.

The color green. Open doors. This is how you fall asleep. This sounds like the most stressful thing in the world. You're in a mini-pit. You can have a seat. It's a lot worse with pressure on. It's a lot worse with pressure on. Okay, so I don't feel like I, like, demonstrated myself.

I mean, it's also like you went ocean lifeguard. And then you went book romance. Can I go again? Can we go again? Get 10 clean. I have to close my eyes. Okay.

Jackie just fell asleep. Oh my god. Okay. Ready? Winter. Sailboat. Lifeguard. Dude, you're so bad at this. How did you start this with I'm the greatest of all time? And you're fucking one for four. And even that one's a dribbler.

Yeah, I think it's harder with pressure on. Okay, one of you guys go. Ten clean. Okay. I want to go again after. Okay, so it's the exact opposite. It's not the exact opposite just like just another from it another random word another random word okay all right all right so i'm just gonna go All right. All right. So I'm just going to go.

Chalkboard, California, ocean. This is impossible. This is the hardest game of all time. How do you fall asleep? Orange, book, New England. I guess I said book in england orange book new england sneaker flag but i was gonna say hair desert i almost said camel air planet Air Planet This is how long Alright Steve Close the loop for us

Book Podcast Note No you gotta close your eyes You gotta close your eyes You gotta close your eyes And they can't be related They can't just be things

That you're looking at Okay There'd be ten things That just have nothing to do with each other I thought we were doing Exact opposites no You can't Yeah

It's allowed Just like something far from it uh ocean desert no they're like both in the same world but i thought i thought ocean like it's exact no but it's not exact opposites it's just like something that's not related to the other and almost like an opposite is related steve you suck at this. I think I'm the only one doing this game right. Jackie did a bad job explaining. I did a bad job at it. The opposite was tough.

Because when you went deer, I went hunter. Yeah. But you're... It's more of like I said orange, and the next thing I said was planet. Those have nothing to do with each other. It has to be completely unrelated. Like opposite is almost like you link the two together. So go far from that uh sandwich new york city uh orange against

how is this how you fall asleep because i don't know apparently like it triggers the right every single time i like wake up i'll be like wow like i don't remember anything past like orange you know so i try it tonight normally i'm better though where i'm like i i'm going and i'm like i'm cooking and then i'm like i gotta be doing this but then it always begs the question that i always think about like are these things that i'm thinking of like based on what i've seen that day or is it just like really completely random like how does your brain like when you have a thought does it bubble up from random in your brain or is it like you have seen it the day before or seen something and that's how it i think it's seen something but i don't know the answer yeah my

my assumption would be it's like something you've seen and don't even remember seeing if i know from criminal minds uh when they do uh and actually smell is a big factor in this the uh i forget what kind of it's not interrogation but it's like it's almost like um a median type deal like they'll they'll take a witness to a crime and they'll bring him in a dark room and close your eyes and like you're back in that room where you know that house where the your dad murdered your mom and you know they always freak out yeah they always freak out like what does it smell like and like it smells like a hockey rink and they go what does it sound like like there's pots

banging and then they like remember they actually saw him stab her or something like that but they they had they repressed it um why am i saying this oh because yeah i think it's like things you've you saw but you didn't even register that you saw them yeah or it's like focus the movie where like he sees they like make him say the number because they've like been putting it in front of his face you are the only person to reference that movie i reference i constantly bring up that movie that's so true yeah you know that will smith margot robbie project that was universally panned i really think it's like my favorite movie that is crazy that movie never really made any noise no it'll just suck i didn't see and it was it was after it was after like margot robbie had done waffle wall street she oh she didn't walk i think she she may have even done

the first suicide squad i'm not sure maybe or maybe that's where they met they did suicide squad together yeah but the she wasn't a nobody no she was margot robbie she was yeah margot robbie was margot robbie instantly as soon as she did Wolf of Wall Street. Yeah. She was 21. That's crazy. Yeah. When she did Wolf of Wall Street. That's nuts. That's a...

Kevin's not here, but he's a big movie fad guy. Yeah, yeah. One that people like to say, which is not true, that she wasn't wearing panties in that scene. She was.

She was. Got it. One from Parks and Rec though, Andy Dwyer does go dick out really yeah there's a scene uh he shows up i think um leslie nope is having some kind of party and he shows up naked and they did like he was wearing a skin suit and like they did like three takes and her surprise when they were she was opening the door wasn't there and they and he's like i'll just go dick out and so he took his all his pants off and she opened the door just because he was actually naked

i feel like nowadays like you can't you can't admit that now but like you know, you can't do it if you're a complete stranger. But we've been working together on the show for five years. We're pretty good friends. If I was trying to get Kevin to look surprised, I'd be like, I'll just go naked. I've been working here for four years. Please don't. I chose Kevin as an example for a reason. Anyways, that's it.

All right, that's it. And that's what I'm best at. Yeah, I mean, like, you can't keep asking us what we're best at because the answer is nothing. There's nothing we are good at. Speak for yourselves. Yeah, no, I really, like, I have nothing. So. All right, that's it.

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