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Starting point is 00:02:53 It's another edition of KFC Radio on the Barstool Sports Network. Feidelberg is going through, he's having a moment. Yeah. He's having like a, I don't know what it is luck serendipity new york city vibes man dude today was the most serendipitous of all time well except for five days earlier and that was pretty serendipitous too i guess we'll tell you what we're talking about yeah uh i don't know what you're talking about so i in my last 72 hours that's the highest I can count in 24s. I don't know why.

Starting point is 00:03:26 I know it's five days. I just can't get there. So 96 hours, I've had some pretty massive celebrity run-ins. Just like not even run-ins. I haven't spoken to either of them. I went to a play Thursday night and sat next to Clooney. What? That's the second best one.

Starting point is 00:03:45 That one's like... Then this morning, I was at fucking breakfast. Seinfeld, right there. Just like... Just like right... So I went to breakfast with Mark Roberge, and we like... What a cute little date.

Starting point is 00:04:01 Yeah, we do like... I don't know. we'll call it quarterly. We go on a walk and we just kind of chat. And today was too cold. So he texted me this morning. He's like, yo, it's freezing. Let's go inside. You got any ideas?

Starting point is 00:04:17 I recommended Madame Tussauds Wax Museum. He goes, what about a diner? I was like, I don't know what kind of vibe you were going for. In what world would a Thursday morning vibe be the wax museum? That's never a vibe, dude. That has never been a vibe in the history of this goddamn city. I forgot about that part. I know. I know.

Starting point is 00:04:35 I don't know. I do not think that you can go to a wax museum in the AM. You can't go to a wax museum unless you're like a foreign fucking tourist. Wait, what? So he goes. First day AM. So he goes, it's too cold. Let's pick an indoor spot. Any ideas? I said, it's cold.

Starting point is 00:04:52 Want to do Madame Tussauds? He just goes, I like the idea of a famous diner. How about that? He was, so, okay. So to, I guess that does open the window to explain Madame Tussauds a little bit We were looking in the area Of his studio So like

Starting point is 00:05:09 It was like midtown Like 50 something I'm trying to explain Your way out of this Well also I really want to go To Madame Tussauds Thank you

Starting point is 00:05:15 Just say it Just say it You're seeing real life celebrities You don't need to see The fucking wax ones You are Madame Tussauds Right now But he

Starting point is 00:05:23 Then he came back He said BRB And he went and thought For a second then he came back he said brb and he went and thought for a second he came back he's like what about brooklyn diner which is oddly on 57th and 7th i was like cool that sounds good that's i was like that makes a lot more sense in the wax museum and so we get there or i get there he gets there first and he texts me when you walk in the door look seinfeld's here and go out in the door look seinfeld was there then i saw mark and i was like dude your seat my seat is right in the line all i can look at is seinfeld like the whole like it was the whole breakfast all i could do was he with somebody or solo i didn't know who he was with because seinfeld was facing

Starting point is 00:06:03 me his dinner guests or brunch guest was facing the other way. They probably went to Mattis' show afterwards. At the end, he got up. It was Colin Quinn. But the whole time, I couldn't tell who it was until the last 10 minutes of breakfast. Could you hear them at all? No. I know you're not an eavesdropper.

Starting point is 00:06:20 If you wanted to, could you have or no? No. It was probably the glass things at a diner. And then he was probably like three seats down. So it was – I could see him, but no, I couldn't. Did Colin Quinn see you? That'd be cool if he was like, oh, firebird. He did not see me.

Starting point is 00:06:33 I don't think Colin Quinn's a firebird. I think – so I was talking to Mark about that. I think the only time we've had Colin Quinn on the show was Zoom. Was it? I don't think he's ever been in the studio. I thought we had him a second time. I think he has. I thought we did he's ever been in the studio. I thought we had him a second time. I thought we did. I'm pretty sure because I think we got a picture of him.

Starting point is 00:06:49 Maybe not. I don't know. But either way, he's not remembering us. No, no, no, no. Obviously, no should he. But yeah, that was great. It was genuinely really hard to have breakfast. Yeah, I think we had him in. Could you eavesdrop at all

Starting point is 00:07:04 in the conversation no no no one guy went up and talked to him and i i mean oh but you wonder why it was particularly crazy because mark showed me his phone when i sat down where he was like dude look what i was looking up when i was looking for where we should get breakfast like he was looking at the seinfeld he's looking for this he saw the seinfeld diner Seinfeld diner, Moe's diner. I guess you're going to the real Seinfeld diner. He's on like 111. He's like, I wanted to go there, but that was too far away,

Starting point is 00:07:32 so I just said here. He's like, and just he's actually here. Dude, what a moment for like, I don't know how that works, if just like Larry David and producers just pick that or if they liked it or whatever whatever or if that's a business deal but just like you know that big Tom's restaurant sign was a frame of Seinfeld every single fucking episode and it makes your career like you know it's like I wonder if that was like a thing or just luck because if you're just running a regular diner and all of a sudden oh we're featured 10

Starting point is 00:08:00 times an episode on the most famous television show ever will become a tourist destination you know what's funny you say that because currently in the west village um samantha star of sex and city well carrie carrie carrie bradshaw's apartment is petitioning whatever talking to the board about getting a fence just like i think i actually read it um but it was like uh just like a standard iron fence that they all have in front of brownstones but they don't have that and the report no wait are we talking fictional or real or what are you talking about like sarah jessica parker's apartment or like the apartment from sex in the apartment from sex in the city got it got it um because people like go up to it and just people go up to it and there's really a person living there and someone's and it was their home it's been their home the whole time there are other

Starting point is 00:08:48 tenants there as well but whoever that sucks if you're not a business that sucks you did the woman says in the thing she's like i don't know like 30 years ago an nyu film student told me this was perfect for their show and if they didn't get it they were going to lose their job i felt bad for the film student i said of course you can use it fine i did not know what it was going to become i didn't know you probably could get money for something like that normally you think i or she's just saying like it's just a pain in the ass i think because you know she didn't it's a pain in the ass because she's like she's like i didn't know that it would become yeah obviously no one did not even the film right i mean i would imagine if you did try to try to charge for something like that they would just like go next door yeah so you

Starting point is 00:09:27 probably can't do that but yeah that way man which is like now like people film tiktoks at all hours of the night and it's probably the home alone house in chicago i'm sure that's a fucking yeah you know yeah that's crazy um but yeah i mean seinfeld's like the last guy in the world you want to go up to right you know what you should done? You should have run up to him and tried to do the Kesha hug. Can I hug you? Someone did. I guess I could. Maybe I could have eavesdropped if I wanted to because at the very end, someone went up to him and I could hear the, yeah.

Starting point is 00:09:58 You know what you should have done? You know what you should have done? You should have gone up to him and said, I'm a podcaster, and I'm trying to do comedy, and I really like your show. Show, dude. I've seen your show before. You would have loved that. Did I ever tell you guys the time I ran into a famous comedian at a diner? No.

Starting point is 00:10:16 No? That's the punchline. Oh. It was like about six months ago. It was Ari Shaffir. We had him in 12 hours before. Didn't know you were. And we were sitting across from hours before and like we were

Starting point is 00:10:25 sitting across from him and my buddies were like I'm like yeah I know Ari knows me and if we were talking throughout the show we hung out afterwards ran up to Ari

Starting point is 00:10:32 was like what up Ari he looked at me like I was a maniac I'm the guy you just tweeted the n-word from his phone right the whole day went by

Starting point is 00:10:41 none of my buddies said anything and like at night they were like yo Ari Shafir had no idea. It's fucked up. Almost as fucked up as Ari

Starting point is 00:10:51 just tarnishing the Feidelberg name for 20 minutes on his new special. Fuck Feidelberg. This guy, Yanni Feidelberg. Yanni Feidelberg sucks. For those who don't know, Ari's new special on Netflixflix america's sweetheart uh that's a great title the closing 20 minutes closing 10 minutes it's just about how this

Starting point is 00:11:13 guy feidelberg sucks straight up which we knew has been like in his set for a while for a while he really he really hammered it all right so you had texted him the night before and he had said I knew there was a bit where there was a guy named Fidel. Yeah, he turned into his closer. But I didn't know it was the closer and I didn't know any of that. I had no idea what the joke was about.

Starting point is 00:11:38 And I watched the special. It's incredibly funny. It's really, really, really good. He's really good. He's very, very funny. He's like Ari's the best he's ever he's like if r is the best he's ever been which you can say we were talking i don't think you were here we were

Starting point is 00:11:48 talking about uh the the task of following up jew yeah and like i was saying like you don't want to do like a sequel but it's almost like i would do jew too and i would just do the same candles and like just like that's your thing because You can't get better than that. And then, lo and behold, some of the best comics in the world, they can do it again. But it was great. But I had no idea what was coming. So you would text me, it's the closer.

Starting point is 00:12:17 Okay, I'm watching the closer, getting ready for it. I looked at the time stamp. I was like, about 10 minutes, probably about closer time. And he's like, there's this guy, Feidelberg. And I was like about 10 minutes Probably about closer time And he's like there's this guy Feidelberg And I was like oh here it is He sucked And then it's like 10 minutes of them being like He sucks he's the worst

Starting point is 00:12:37 And I thought it was The premise by the way was like Did you ever have It was talking to his grandfather Did you ever have a single good day in the concentration camp? He's like, there's this guy, Feidelberg, who sucks. The thought of being in a concentration camp. Everything pretty much sucks.

Starting point is 00:12:50 But you're like, that guy, Feidelberg, extra sucks. And I like – my original viewing of it, I was dying laughing. I think it's the funniest thing I've ever seen. And I started telling friends about it, and they were all like, is it funny? And I was like, yes, it's funny. They're like, but is he being funny and i'm like no i thought he wasn't like i know him and then i started thinking about it and i'm like what if ari's just sitting at home being like this fucking guy can't take a hint he's running around the whole comic circle being like, this bozo's laughing about it, tweeting about it. It's great.

Starting point is 00:13:26 I fucking hate him. I made him the worst guy in a concentration camp. And he just doesn't get it. The guy doesn't get it. You can't lay it on any vicar. There is nothing else you can do. That's fucking great. What a moment, man.

Starting point is 00:13:44 I have a villain take okay my my my biggest villain take since um not being on the team of luigi that made me a villain not being being against murder made me a villain on the internet uh but i'm used to it by now but this this one i people are gonna hate me for this one But I fucking Love congestion pricing Oh I think everyone does Oh do they? I think I mean I'm sure the people who

Starting point is 00:14:13 Are I mean people hate it if they have to drive in and pay it I guess I don't really know It's a toll right? It's not $300 It's $9 It's $9 guess i don't really know it's what it's a toll right well it's like it's not three hundred dollars it's nine dollars yeah it's it's nine dollars um i think it's nine dollars both ways it's during so it's look it up let's look it up i don't want to i don't want to get it wrong but it is it's you know i mean to a lot of people it's not a lot of money but to a lot of people it is yeah

Starting point is 00:14:40 if you're if you're used to paying like 225 and you pay nine dollars and you're working check to check like that's a fucking problem yeah you know uh which is at least one of them i know one of them goes from 225 up to nine bucks um and you know like the the the um george washington bridge is like already like 21 bucks now it's like 30 it's like 21 was probably already people's like breaking points and now you're oh so the congestion price goes on top of that yes i thought it was like on places that didn't already have it. No. Well, I think that is true, but then I think also they upped the other ones. So let's see.

Starting point is 00:15:08 Yeah, like $36 for large trucks. Okay. $24 for small trucks. $15 for cars. So that is anybody entering Manhattan in any way, right? And I do think they tacked on to other additional – because there's no way the George Washington Bridge is going down. So that's in addition, too. So, yeah, congestion pricing will cost you $30 to go into Manhattan.

Starting point is 00:15:32 You think about someone who's paying $120 for a MetroCard, something like that, and then it's like, if I ever drive in, it's $30. That can add up for people. But also, if you've got a MetroCard, you take the train. Yeah. Well, that's what I... Yeah, yeah. I mean, you're definitely not ever considering driving in if you're already paying for something

Starting point is 00:15:55 else now. But it's for rush hour, really. And I usually am driving in a little bit after the morning one and a little bit before the afternoon one. And there is nobody. I have seen that. Nobody out there. I've seen like –

Starting point is 00:16:12 Did you see that video, the tunnel? No, I meant like just traffic, like Google Maps. Oh, yeah. Like, well, this worked immediately. Dude, so the video I was talking about was somebody went from Jersey through the Holland Tunnel, Lincoln Tunnel, Friday, 4 p.m. They got in four minutes. Really? Like absolutely fucking unheard of to do that.

Starting point is 00:16:39 Which is why I know there was a big hullabaloo about this leading up to it. And they actually stopped it at one point. It was supposed to. Yeah. And then it took effect. But the hullabaloo, it seemed like everyone hated it. And now it seems like everyone likes it. Well, it just depends on what side you're on.

Starting point is 00:16:58 If you're still driving, it's awesome. I don't even know who's on what side. But the voice I hear, which is just the voice of the collective is that's good. It feels positive. Now it was extremely negative a week ago. I could be wrong. Obviously it affects everyone. I think maybe when you're,

Starting point is 00:17:12 I mean, 200,000 less vehicles a week coming into the city. Wait, this might be done, but do they raise a price specifically to weed people out? Yeah. Yes. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:17:19 Yeah. Yeah. To avoid congestion. And like it motherfucking worked. But then, so my point is, is like, I, then so my point is is like i and i know the answer is like bureaucracy and things move slow and all that stuff but like why don't we just try things right like give it a little instead of fighting about this for six months

Starting point is 00:17:35 why don't we just it starts and then if it didn't work we get rid of it i so a lot of people and and i think you have to wait probably about six months to see this like a lot of it is the weekend too oddly enough there's the week uh weekday rush hour is a thing and then like all weekend long if you drive into the city i think you get charged and a lot of people are like that you have a lot less people like 100 you know whatever tens of thousands of people not going to dinner not going to shows not going you know so it might you know fuck over your small business you might be like we used to you know sell 500 pies of pizza and now we're selling a fraction of that yeah whatever you know that may be a thing they have to look at that but as of right now traffic was a problem and it ain't anymore i mean i'm talking like covid type i used the reason i started

Starting point is 00:18:20 driving in was covid i could get in and out like 25 minutes and then it just kept going back up and it got back to like an hour commute and like on days where it was raining snowing really whatever uh someone's at the un all these things it would be like you know could be up to an hour and a half and now it's back down to like 30 minutes it is i'm like i feel like a lane inside but with no lanes i'm driving around cruising i mean it is a ghost town out there which is interesting because like i mean you know i I'm outside of the congestion zone. If I was, I probably would still pay it. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:18:50 Right? I can do that. But, like, I guess a lot of people can't. It's interesting to see, like, what people's breaking points are where it's like if it was five bucks, would they have done it? Right. Six, seven, nine. You know, the city was probably like, it can't be ten. It can't be double it.

Starting point is 00:19:03 Yeah. Let's go to nine. Nine was more. It is more expensive than i thought it was yeah i was assuming it was like three bucks it adds up you know if you got you know kids and you're on a hourly you know minimum wage and all that shit it's you know but it's also too i can't even fathom like i don't want to sound like tone deaf here but it's just like i don't know how people live in the city at all without on like a working as a cashier or something like that you know what i mean i think it's it's it's just so goddamn expensive it is it's you know like what i'm coming from me like it i was

Starting point is 00:19:36 never a cashier but i've lived in different phases of life yeah you just kind of you just kind of less yeah but there is just some level of like i don't know i mean it's got to be tough when you're like when you're on your first salary right like it's even still now yeah but like you make it work i mean also like like it could be worse yeah i've never i saw something then like i just like be it in boston new york like i've never been like i'm fucking poor i've been not poor but you know what it is i think like when you are poor it depends on if you really have like kids and shit if you have the kids young and you're not making money i feel like you would

Starting point is 00:20:14 really feel the pressure then if you're by yourself and you're just like i'm gonna have tomato soup with a fucking craft single on top of it that's what lunch is i could do that right now you know i was loving my cream cheese grilled cheese the other day I don't need fucking you know but I think if you have a family and all that shit

Starting point is 00:20:31 it gets it gets more pressure packed like I don't understand how people like have families like my age yeah

Starting point is 00:20:37 right it's just like I don't know if it's true or not because you know it's on the internet but I saw something talking about inflation where it said

Starting point is 00:20:44 $100,000 today is like making $27,000 in the 80s. Really? Yeah. I don't know if that's true or not. It also all depends on where you live in. Yeah. I think it was talking about New York City, but it was like – and that's not good. But maybe what?

Starting point is 00:21:01 I don't know. I don't know what $27,000 is like in the 80s. Right. Right. But maybe what? I don't know. I don't really know what. Right, right. But, you know, I do think that we are programmed to think of certain things as six figures is like a thing, you know? And it's probably more like making 70, you know? Yeah. And at 70, you would not be like, you're okay, but you're not like, I made it.

Starting point is 00:21:24 I'm rich. There's certain benchmarks I think people still think of as a thing. And by the way, if you're in but you're not like i made it i'm rich like whereas there's certain benchmarks i think people still think of as a thing and if by the way if you're in other parts of the country yes absolutely but around here it's like probably not you know what i mean um even like some of those celebrities they were telling like if you have a couple million bucks in la it's like you're fine but you're not like i can burn i can burn down my house and be okay so um but yeah man man, maybe I'm not the villain then. I don't know. I thought people were thinking of this as like, this is fucked up.

Starting point is 00:21:49 This is just like the more money for the government, more money for the city to, you know, just stuff in their pockets and they're pricing us out. And I'm like, well, I didn't send traffic today. Obviously, I'm not. I don't. I just know that I don't have like a friend who's pro congestion pricing who's been telling me it's working. Like, I don't I just know that's I don't have like a friend who's pro Condression pricing who's been telling me it's working I don't know it's just gotten I've just heard From the ether

Starting point is 00:22:12 People who are more pleased than not Just goes to show you can fix these things Money will fix a lot of things One way or the other Maybe they should make you solve a little puzzle Instead of you know Weeding people out just a different way You gotta be smart to commute in yeah you gotta be top five let's flesh this out this is just me wait also you know what the fuck is my puzzle dude well that's what sucks

Starting point is 00:22:33 i did is it a puzzle or a fidget those are two different things it's a fidget and it's i fuck i have them and i i didn't i was i was gonna bring him yesterday but i was like no i gotta give him to him on the show. And I didn't know. I was already on the road. I was already at my apartment when I knew we were going to do this. Settle down. You'll get it in like a couple of days.

Starting point is 00:22:52 You'll get it. But now like. I had a dream about this puzzle last night. You don't even know what it is. I know. It's awesome. I've opened mine. I hope you are.

Starting point is 00:23:02 If you overhype this. If this is just like, it like clicked and clacked. I'll be like, fuck you. This is for sure not If this is just like, like clicks and clacks. This is for sure. Not a good idea for like, like podcasting too. Like, I'm not gonna be able to, I was like over at a guy's house the other night. He like gave me a little puzzle and he was like,

Starting point is 00:23:14 and like, I literally, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Starting point is 00:23:16 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Starting point is 00:23:23 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, hang on the most what a move the most no the most like um pc like hey take your pants off no no no it was like it was like a date like it was not it was like literally the most pc pg thing ever the but then he was like he was like can you like pay attention to me a little bit i was like can i just like finish the puzzle okay can you get you some apple juice too yeah

Starting point is 00:23:45 i was like don't give me a fucking puzzle if you want to talk to me it was a puzzle put up just put up some cartoons and shut up can you fuck off um it was just like a little like it's like you have to like uns like screw it and then put it back together we should we should institute like a we gotta do like a puzzle a week here. I'm going to bring in a new puzzle every week. You better like bring the heat though. Bitches have hobbies, guys. Well, I mean,

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Starting point is 00:26:06 Dude, I read Keegs' blog yesterday that's fucked up the people who are still like going at keys it's fucking insane honestly the whole like survivor if you don't win it it ain't worth it it can be a nightmare for people if you're like what ria's going through right now is fucking insane what's real they're the people hating on ria are i i people are like oh you're caping for a chick or whatever i'm like shut the fuck up ria is just winning at survivor and people are being like ria's being selfish it's motherfucking survivor dude yeah they're like it's all she's making all about her it's like she's trying to win the game i also and like i'm i'm a bad judge of the show because i don't watch i don't know how to watch it you know if that makes sense like i don't really know how to watch reality i don't think anyone

Starting point is 00:27:04 i think it's great. I read Keegs' blog where she was like, I looked bad. I don't think Keegs looked bad. I didn't think so either. I think what happened with Keegs was Keegs played a better game than the – that's also the edits. Edits are fucked. You know what I mean?

Starting point is 00:27:18 You got 1,000 people, and they're getting towards the end, and you have major people who you know that the cameras are going to focus on more. And if Kelly was – I didn't think Clemmer looked bad. I did. I thought everyone was funny and good. Clemmer was tough when he was running around being like, the pizza poor, the pizza poor, the pizza poor. You're fucking out.

Starting point is 00:27:35 If you give your clique a name and you're like, I think I'm running the game. And then you're the first fucking person out. It's tough. But like, she, she, she, first of all, to go into final five with an idol and not play it is fat sack of shit.

Starting point is 00:27:53 Okay? I thought it was so badass when she said, when she said Rhea. So that, so that's, after she won, so Rico and her had an idol.

Starting point is 00:28:01 Rhea was like, ain't nobody voting for me. I'm not playing my idol. That takes massive stones when you're at that point in the game that you either you have you know your alliance is a rock solid you know who's an idiot you know who's a first timer to be like i i'm not even worried rico had to play his uh they voted out keegs because of that i could get into i don't want to bore you with the details but like that was the voting in that one was insane it was just like this is crazy people just voting for like other people who were not even on the chopping block just like you're throwing away your vote it was basically

Starting point is 00:28:32 Rhea and Rico had an idol Megan had the idol from the challenge yes and they so they could have either forced Rhea to use her idol which is always good thing, voted out Dave Portnoy, and they voted out Kelly instead. To me, and Rhea could have turned around and just said, I got to vote for Dave. I'm breaking our alliance. I'm backstabbing you. But it's only because Rico won this idol. Like, I didn't want to.

Starting point is 00:28:55 So, you know, you can be a bad guy but not look bad. You know what I mean? It's like, they forced my hand, Dave. I'm sorry. And you would have had this monster, you know, I took out Dave. Right? She was like, i don't want to do that i want to bring dave to the finals because i don't think people will vote for him because of

Starting point is 00:29:10 money and because they all the macho bullshit so i don't want to i want to try to bring dave to the final and that's that's like there's more than one way to do this you know what i mean but so people are just like you didn't do it right but so anyway so she she they win the they they go through the vote Kelly's gone And she turns to Rico And she has the idol Like tucked in her pants

Starting point is 00:29:29 And she like taps it And she's like Yeah bitch Like I still got mine And people were like That was so fucked up Like I can't believe She did that to Rico

Starting point is 00:29:35 And I was like First of all That was awesome Second of all If that was a dude If that was Will and Dave Or some shit like that When Rico fucking

Starting point is 00:29:42 Spiked his The joust on Dave That's all good but a girl does it to a guy and and by the way now all of a sudden rico is some sympathetic figure it's just things that are you know i hate to be cliche about it but it's like you don't like her because she's a girl yeah they were like you don't know you're not wearing any clothes she's wearing like a sports bra and like biker shorts like okay you fucking loser like you're just a fucking loser so the and

Starting point is 00:30:06 the amount of people being like uh also listen girls cry i don't tell you girls cry yeah they fucking cry we just are more like you're going to cry yeah and it and and if you're talking about people being like this is just a game why are you crying well why are you having a fucking meltdown on twitter about the girl who's winning? The girl who won. You know? It's like, to me in Survivor, at the end of the day, if you win, everything was the right decision. You know?

Starting point is 00:30:32 You know what I mean? Or maybe not the right decision, but it's like, it got me to where I went, so shut the fuck up. But it's a girl. It's also, there's a couple, you know, it's tough. I know someone like you can be like, it's just a and and you know if you if you view it that way it absolutely can you know i i i i wholeheartedly firmly believe that but i think i noticed or i learned what the the flip is is it's just a game for me because i didn't go in thinking i was going to win or planning to win yeah like if you're going so i was just like i don't know like yeah because so i do firmly think

Starting point is 00:31:11 it's just a game and it's crazy that anyone gets too worked up about it but like i just like it like it doesn't change your day like it literally doesn't like we're just doing work which is at work well okay but people like you don't know where're like you're at work with your co-workers doing the stuff you do at work i don't know about that though i yeah listen you are right on that one and at the end of the day we all should take it that way but i think you're in the minority of just like the ability to just associate that because from ria's point of view and you have to remember this shit happens like you're watching for three weeks that was six hours yeah yeah so in one day she had dan come up to her and be like you have to fake voting me out and we're gonna do this scene and if you don't i'm not gonna vote for you and she has

Starting point is 00:31:58 issues with dan she doesn't like him from personal shit so like already that's a awkward day at work for you yeah a couple hours later you have your you have your goal you want to win 250 000 and you have will compton saying if you don't vote out dave we're not going to vote for you so now she's like all right if i want to win this money i gotta listen to these guys but if i listen to these guys i gotta backstab this guy and also by the way that is my boss which does play into it and that is coming just a couple hours after the dan thing right listen i don't know about you girls come up to me and be like i was in the break room and like somebody like you know uh didn't say hi to me and i'm crying you know what i mean like girls cry about work all the fucking time and it's not a 250 000 to be clear guys cry about work a lot, too. Everybody cries about work.

Starting point is 00:32:46 Here in particular. I don't think most offices in America are guys crying. They're crying. But if you think about most people in America, if anything happens to you at work, you go home and you bitch about it and complain about it. Can you believe what fucking Steve said to me in the meeting today? It's like, yeah. Times that by like a

Starting point is 00:33:02 billion. So, listen, is it a little dramatic to be like, I'm having a panic attack? But it's like, yeah, times that by like a billion. So listen, is it a little dramatic to be like I'm having a panic attack? But it's like – and whether – I don't think viewers will ever understand this, but it's like for every one Feidelberg who's like, whatever, it's a game. Rhea is like, this is – they've never respected me. I'm playing against the guys. These are the people who tore down me and my relationship with my future husband. Like all the reasons why, even just in general. It's like at Barstool, there are other people who are – like there's the haves and the people who tore down me and my relationship with my future husband like they're you know all the reasons why even just in general it's like at barcelona there are other people who are like there's the haves and the have-nots and ria has always kind of been on

Starting point is 00:33:31 this side of like needing to fight for her her respect dave saying she's going to be ugly in five years like that kind of shit when when you get put in that camp because dave doesn't like you or you're the first girl or whatever it is every day at work feels like you're fighting for your life you know and she has like risen above all that and chicks in the office is you know incredible like there she probably doesn't even need barstool anymore she didn't want it that was actually pretty interesting to see dave be like give her that treatment yeah the the like i'm i'm gonna not be competitive dave portnoy because of real life ramifications i talked to her i was like you need to start acting like who the fuck you are like i yeah i can't quite put you on

Starting point is 00:34:11 alex cooper levels because she's on a whole other stratosphere but like you're right beneath that where it's like dave portnoy is acting that way about you in the middle of survivor with the cameras on like you are that bitch so that was i thought such an interesting moment first of all great for ria obviously and but also i thought of it as like a surviving thing where that was kind of like oh it is dangerous to have dave not dangerous but like it's weird for the show to have dave around because you don't it's a hard thing at first you don't want to vote him out because he's great ratings like i don't even think i think if you're going to get Dave out, you got to get him out early. Agreed.

Starting point is 00:34:49 But you don't want him out early because you want people to watch the show. Yeah. But then once you hit the breaking point, well, now he's kind of weird in the show because it's like real boss shit. You're not backstabbing when 60 you vote him off. No, but it's like – Sure, maybe you are technically. Me and you are right away from the final, and I rally the people.

Starting point is 00:35:07 You know, that is. When you're a tribe, and I don't know, maybe surviving fans don't think of that as an equal level of backstabbing. I don't. I think it's like, if you're like, look, the whole team wanted you out. Oh, yeah, when you go along with the group, it's just like. But when it's like you making the move, so you're like, well, I'm not. You're not pissing off the boss when it's 10 of you voting him out.

Starting point is 00:35:28 Right. When you're flipping on the boss with like four left, I can see how that's going to have a personal – And then to be able to not do that and still win is like the most gangster shit ever. Yeah. Like that to me is like she had multiple idols that she didn't play she she did like all the work while dragging the boss along and not you know work like to me it was like wildly impressive but you know you're a chick and people just don't like you because of hank or whatever the fuck and so they're it's a

Starting point is 00:35:58 very good example of like no one who didn't like ria was going to tune in and be like, oh, I actually like her now. Yeah. Dude, I... That's just... People are setting their ways. That hang shit, I like... It's insane. Bro, I experienced it the first time in my life. I don't fucking... I assumed it went on for that little two-week window.

Starting point is 00:36:20 And I obviously am not an idiot. I knew it carried on longer than that. But I didn't think it was a thing. I didn't think anyone ever thought about it. We're fucking doing the Thanksgiving sketch. We do it at Marty and Ria's. We finished the Thanksgiving sketch. Ria's kind enough to make us dinner.

Starting point is 00:36:36 Me and Marty go pick it up. Not pick it up. We went to Whole Foods to go to buy some penne la vodka, I think she made. Because we're getting all the ingredients. We're in Jersey City. Some dude notices me and comes up to me he's like dude what's up what are you doing in jersey city i'm standing with marty i'm like oh i'm here with marty marty lives around here and he guy just goes i'm team hank and walk and i was like i was like that

Starting point is 00:36:57 and i i'm i'm honestly i've apologized to marty for i'm like embarrassed by my response to it i kind of just gave like an awkward laugh and kept it moving. And now I wish I stood up and said something. But I was like, that happens to you regularly? I'm sure it's all the time. He's like, yeah, all the time. That's fucking insane. That's fucking insane.

Starting point is 00:37:17 Tom Brady was tweeting about that. Yes, I get that. And it's all such a weird thing because I love all of them. To do it like a regular person in person. I, yes, I agree. I get that. And it's all such a weird thing because I love all of them. But the, like. To do it like a regular person in person. Like a game in person is like. It's trash. But that's where it's like, it's like that, that's why this was like a big deal for Rhea.

Starting point is 00:37:36 You know what I mean? Yeah. If you were, if I was in a game against two people who made me and my wife's life miserable. And, and then, but I'm like playing smart so i'm like let me align with them but in the end i want to beat them like that is a that's a tense and awkward and weird thing for anybody to go through especially someone who's on camera and everybody here by the way pretty much uh pretty much yeah i think all of us are like – or the top people are like celebrities who don't have like publicists and PR teams and shit. Like you're just flying by the fucking seat of your pants.

Starting point is 00:38:11 Like I don't know what's going to happen. So a lot of this shit is like super stressful. So it's like – I don't know. If you're going to be like she's crying and that's lame or whatever, then you're not going to like it. But it's like – I don't know. I think that shit is – It was very stressful for them. It was very real for them. Very personal.

Starting point is 00:38:28 Like there's certain people who it is a game for. There's some people who it's not a game for. And by the way, that's probably why she ended up winning because she took it like dead ass serious, you know? Just like not to go on a feminist rant, but like it's so annoying, like tough to see as a girl because it's like throughout the whole thing, she's like pretty stoic and like a badass, but like she's still kind of getting like

Starting point is 00:38:48 chirps here and there. But like for the most part, nobody's saying anything. And like the second she shows any kind of emotion or like lets the game get to her a little bit, like people are just calming at her. And it feels it's just like as a girl, like sometimes you just feel like you have to stay in such as like clear line that like it feels like there's like vult like, waiting to swoop in the second you slip up a little bit. Yeah. And it's, like, so frustrating because that's exactly, like, she, like, holds her own so well throughout the whole game.

Starting point is 00:39:14 And, like, even this one, she does. And then, like, the second she said man's game, I was like, fuck, I know that everyone's going to, like, come at her. And when she said man's game, I was like, fuck, yeah, man's game. But Rico said that. What? Yeah, like, that was Rico, fuck yeah, man's game. What? Yeah, that was Rico's line. She rubbed it back in his face. That's a perfectly good thing.

Starting point is 00:39:29 No, that's the other thing. That's what I'm saying. No, I know what you're saying, but I think it's crazy anyone thought otherwise. It was funny, but I was like, I know that the fans are going to come at her for this. Because the second you go against men or remind them that you're a woman sometimes no this is like really going on but it just feels like this you are this is 1000 because he's a chick 1000 and i just want to say like she's literally such a bad like all of them all the women in this are like so i'm so proud of them i'm so proud of them but i didn't realize that's what she said when she hit her

Starting point is 00:40:02 thing she said it's a man is that what it was? No, she said, like, I'll come back. And then later, like, right after the huddle, she was like, it's a man's game, right, Rico? It's a man's game. And Rico ended up perfectly, too. It's been a theme of the whole show. And you know what? I mean, like, from a strategy point of view and, like, you do have to make sure people like you. Like, Rico is going to get voted out.

Starting point is 00:40:24 I want him to vote for me. I don't know if that was the right play, but in the heat of the moment in competition, it's like people complaining about a bat flip or a touchdown celebration. It's like, I just did that shit, and I'm going to fucking dunk on you. If Rhea had a moment like Dan when he was like,

Starting point is 00:40:40 I fucking did that. That's me. People would have been like, I hate to be that guy. People will say, you know, you're caping for a woman. She's not going to fuck you, bro. All the cliches. But it's just like that is what's going on.

Starting point is 00:40:52 You don't like this because it's a girl. Or it's like you don't like that she's beating your fan favorite. I mean, the Barstool audience is one that is like they'll look past anything, as we've learned, as long as they like you. You know what I mean? They will jump through hoops to be like, no, no, no, that's okay. No, no, no, don't worry about that. they'll look past anything as we've learned as long as they like you you know what i mean they will they will jump through hoops to be like no no that's okay no no don't worry about that they nobody and that's just everybody in the in you know in the world but it's like this just puts it all on display um also i'm not saying dave and rico's reaction to that

Starting point is 00:41:18 sally because like i get like when you're like it was going it's rico i'm saying about twitter yeah yeah reaction towards it not them very funny very clear about that well you you got you mixed it up with the boss man or the boss man mixed it up with you uh jackie what do you say jackie is now uh she just turned a new enemy bad side so yeah i mean dave is the number one rider everyone knows that portnoy loves rico boss no he's never done anything to try to tear him down uh what was the exact uh tweet jackie made a power made three powerful enemies yeah yep um so that's that on survivor it'll be interesting to see what is what happens next because i don't know if you can just run it back like you know like this the i i i'm

Starting point is 00:42:08 maybe i'm biased i think our season was like a little bit better than this season but maybe that's just i wasn't in it this season was bigger and had all the stars i don't know if you could just like do this again you can mix and match and add some people and shit but it's just it's gonna be a lot of like the same yeah you know there needs to be some new rules or some differences or i feel like doing it again would be like jersey shore like the third i guess they still do it but but i was gonna say like the other side of it is i would imagine i know i'm pretty sure at least in the early episodes they were the number one show on number one video on youtube like every night if you have a product like that you don't just like stop doing it okay it's probably the reason why there's season 45 of survivor i'm sure people

Starting point is 00:42:47 said that about survivor we can never get better than richard hatch we're never gonna get better than boss and rob and you just fucking keep going keep doing it so we'll see but um i also think that people wanting to keep dave around that's also i think like when you're in the game there's so much uncertainty that like you kind of want to just cling to someone who like is certain and makes decisions well yeah yeah and like who like is certain and makes decisions well and like he's just somebody who makes decisions well I don't I mean it's definitely him being the boss but also it's just kind of like

Starting point is 00:43:11 that's why like a lot of like the you know like people get weeded out first it's just because like you just want to like a White Sox Dave let's say I don't know I'm just saying I think, yeah. No, you're totally right.

Starting point is 00:43:26 And I also, by the way, I think Rhea won because, like, she dominated. Yeah, this is going to be out. Yeah. Rhea won because she dominated. That speech was unbelievable. I don't subscribe to the idea that Dave can't win because of the money. I think it will play into some people. But, like, if Dave had Outplayed Rhea

Starting point is 00:43:46 Dave has to overcome the money Dave has to overcome like just like Will Compton Hating him and shit like that but that's part of the game I don't think people will not vote him Because he's too rich though I think that's a 0% factor Yeah I think I don't want to say 0 because like some people

Starting point is 00:44:02 If it's like a coin flip let's say I think people would be like I'll give it to the some people – if it's like a coin flip, let's say, I think people would be like, I'll give it to the other person. But if it's like this guy, it's him and two jamokes. If it was like – I don't want to be rude, but if it was him, Mubi, and Megan, people would vote for him. 100%. It's just – I think it's essentially a zero. It's maybe not quite zero, but mathematically speaking,

Starting point is 00:44:25 I think it's pretty much a 0% factor. And every year we will start the season by going, Dave can't win. And every year it will be proven out that the jury doesn't care. Biz, nobody would say that about Biz. Nobody would say that about Ryan Whitney. Will Compton won. He was a professional athlete.

Starting point is 00:44:41 All of these guys have more money than they'll ever need. Right. There's no difference. You just don't think of it. Now, Dave is, like, it's not how much money he has. He was a professional athlete All of these guys have more money than they'll ever need Right There's no difference And you just don't think of it Now if they Now Dave is Like It's not that how much money he has

Starting point is 00:44:49 It's like how Yeah I'm the boss I have all the money If you don't like that That's a part of the game Where it's like I don't wanna That guy's obnoxious or something like that Yeah

Starting point is 00:44:55 But that's part of the game Not just like We're not giving it to you Because you're bottom line You know what I mean Right Yeah I don't That's what I mean

Starting point is 00:45:01 The money itself is 0% That's why I actually don't agree with the way Rhea did it. But again, she won, so she's right and I'm wrong. But I think in that moment, if she took out Dave, she has the girl. She basically got all she needed out of Dave Portnoy. She could have killed him. She could have said, I didn't want to do it, but I had to do it because Rico had the idol. And now I have my alliance with the girls, which she clearly was in charge of.

Starting point is 00:45:23 She wins the game that way too. And she gets to say, like, I fucking stabbed you. I don't know. I'll say this now. Maybe we'll take it out because I don't know if she wants it in there. But she told me that Dave asked her, if I voted you out, if I turned on you, would it have been, like, a thing, you know? And she was like, 10,000%.

Starting point is 00:45:44 She said that on the show okay yeah I don't know because you know that's Dave Dave admitted you know I don't want

Starting point is 00:45:52 to have trouble with chicks in the office and I thought this would maybe do it see that's that is where I I differ like

Starting point is 00:45:59 if I get backstabbed yeah you think it's like cool I will play the game I don't know i didn't expect you to do that yeah i don't i cannot imagine a world in which in which i would take it seriously you never know until you hear dave are cool but like the guy who said you're gonna be ugly and not on camera one day the guy who led a internet crusade against you and you're now

Starting point is 00:46:19 husband like that's different yeah you know she's still she's cool enough to be like i'm cool with dave which i think is pretty you know pretty uh adult of her but if she you know if if she felt away about that i think she kind of has every right to that that shit with marty is fucking crazy the fact that it still happens is fucking crazy and i still don't think it was ever like a i mean i remember dave being like if you guys get married then like i'm wrong and like they are and i don't think there was ever a mea culpa on that one. I would imagine there are all things that we do in the moment, almost all of the things we do. When you look back on it, you're like, I wish I didn't do that.

Starting point is 00:46:54 That was a little weird to me. I would imagine Dave and Dan look back on that. I would sincerely hope. That was a little strange. That was crazy. I remember being like, what? That was like I felt like Luigi Mangione. I remember being like, what? That was like, I felt like Luigi Mangione. I remember being like, I'm the only one here who thinks it's crazy?

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Starting point is 00:48:23 TBS. Perfect, thank you I wanted to talk about this before we we're kind of lodged up on the same day again yeah well I lodge up all winter man lodged up I tried a content experiment yesterday I did 8 one minute

Starting point is 00:48:38 mans and I took it as the blog I was like I probably would do more than that maybe like 10 or 12. I think you guys used to do like 15. So it's not quite the same. But I was like I – you know, people call them vlogs. But that means like a day in the life behind the scenes.

Starting point is 00:48:58 I'm talking literal video blog, you know, where it's like this is a topic I would have blogged about. Here's what I would have said. Here's what I would have written. And and i'm gonna do a video of it and um and so i did like a couple sports ones a couple weird internet ones a couple like major headlines you know like literally how we would we would do it all out um yeah it was just it was just cool it was like a interesting way to like it's something i've always like thought about doing but it's hard to put into practice because like making eight videos is tough yeah but it really was when i looked at like the clock it was like no different i was up i probably started around like nine i finished around like three you know it's kind

Starting point is 00:49:37 of like the blog day was um how long are each of the videos one minute yeah i do 90 seconds they're real so i would do what was What was your biggest story of the day? So that's also what's interesting is the views in general. I think it generated 1.8 million over eight. But it is funny. You used to have blogs that were hits and you used to have blogs that were duds. But videos that are duds and hits are very different. So the biggest dud of the day was drake

Starting point is 00:50:06 which i thought was interesting and actually i've noticed this my audience i guess i guess makes sense they don't care about drake anytime there's drake news the beef the battle the songs the lawsuits i always run to do a woman a man and it always underperforms you think i would just stop i can't i want to talk about drake yeah i used to not check did you ever look at like pages i don't have a clue i don't even know how to do it i i don't even know how to look at like one time i used to look at google trends i literally never whatever i like i don't have a clue what any page views we did and i i think that's an interesting again kind of like content experiment where it's all all relative in the sense of size and stuff like that, but when Barstool was Barstool, whatever, everyone would see it.

Starting point is 00:50:48 I don't think anyone knew what was doing well. Honestly, it's like sports where it was pre-analytics. I don't know, that guy was good. That was funny. That guy was good. I wonder, though, if there was at the top of the page this many page views you got in a big number if that would have changed things i said of course it would because i think like people used to be that as comment comments was kind of that thing

Starting point is 00:51:11 you just got over 100 comments yeah yeah and that's not truly indicative but it was indicative of like you wrote a provocative blog but if it was like you always get a hundred thousand page views and this one did like 10 you'd be like delete that or whatever so like right when you have the number right on the thing but i i think i think that what i was trying to say with that is like when you're trying something new such as eight vlogs a day like you shouldn't even look at it i know yeah well just think which ones which ones made me the most happy yeah like well i was filming and you know what the real problem is that i'm running into like in just my career in general is we come from an era of talk about everything a little bit and it has become such a specialized world right just do golf just do hockey just do sports just do whatever and i can't bring myself to just like

Starting point is 00:52:02 focus on one thing you know like people like just do like Game of Thrones. I'm like, I probably could do that. I don't I want to talk about other shit. Right. But you don't you don't become the guy for anything. But I'm also like, if I stop worrying about that and I just do 10 of these a day and people just come to me for this reason, that reason. And they start to like me and they realize they can get a little bit of everything from me. That will be my lane.

Starting point is 00:52:23 It's not like it doesn't work towards the algorithm. It's probably making things harder on yourself. You're get a little bit of everything from me, that will be my lane. It's not like it doesn't work towards the algorithm. It's probably making things harder on yourself. You're working a little bit. You're swimming upstream a little bit. But I don't know. That's just what I'm going to do. That's the point. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:52:37 Right? I remember you saying something once where you were like – you were talking about – I forget. We were interviewing someone and you were like talking to your kids. You were talking about your kids. And you were like, I just want my kids to do whatever they want. Like you're like, you were talking about, I forget, we were interviewing someone and you were like talking to your kids. You're talking about your kids. And you were like, I just want my kids to do whatever they want.

Starting point is 00:52:48 Like, you're like, I did all this. I have all this. Like, you're one of your kids, dude. Yeah, I know. I know, just do what I want. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, just do. It's true.

Starting point is 00:52:58 This is true. And like, that was kind of the point of when I did it because I was like, so like usually, but the other side of it is like – all right. So let's look at like a couple days prior. Like everything hit 300,000 views. This one hit 450. This one hit 680. And every now and then I have one that pops off to like a million, right?

Starting point is 00:53:22 And then when I did this because it was like once an hour, usually I don't have anything under like 200K. And so some of these are like 120, 115. But then I'm like, well, am I making this harder? You know what I mean? It's like you got to work smarter, not harder. But if, you know, these are all things I wanted to talk about. There was not one thing that I was like, I don't want to do this,

Starting point is 00:53:41 but I'm doing it anyway. Right, right, right. There was no caption contest? Yeah. There was nothing like that. People obviously don't remember that. You just threw up a picture. You're like, I don't know. You do the work for me.

Starting point is 00:53:55 You write the joke. I'm cropping asses right now. I don't have time. You're like, look at this fucking picture. I don't know. I thought it was funny. One time I made one of my captions, the last person to comment when this was like wait like high school i think it has like 400 comments yeah well that's the thing you do is gimmicks correctly we should just do that for all of our captions the biggest one of the day was influencer gets her ribs removed, plans to make a crown out of them, then decides to sell them for $50,000 each.

Starting point is 00:54:31 This trans chick got six ribs removed. They gave them to her. She said, I'm going to make a crown out of it. But then she was like, I can't find anyone who's artistically capable, so I'm going to sell them. She's like, I already have. I don't know if it's true or not. She was like, I already have guys who are offering $10,000 per rib and I'm going to try to sell them for 50 grand each. 10,000 per rib is pretty low.

Starting point is 00:54:49 Yeah. Right? Also, like, if you're- Well, once you've done it, I mean, if you've done it and you get 10K. Oh, I hated seeing that. They're like literal,

Starting point is 00:54:57 they're like ribs. Like, once you finish eating your ribs, they're like that. But that looked too clean. Yeah. I can't think it's real. Yeah, that was weird. Like, because, like, when a fuck, I guess, I don't know.

Starting point is 00:55:10 Like, I just think if someone were to remove your ribs, which I don't think is, like, a regular practice. It's not regular, but there are people who do it. Are there actually people who do it? I know there's the Marilyn Manson. But Marilyn Manson himself, he's been, like. No, but there's, like, Emily Ratajkowski, Jane Fonda. There's people who say that about them.

Starting point is 00:55:26 There's no proof because I think you have to go overseas and you don't do it here. But that's what I mean. So there's like nowhere you can get it. Yeah, correct. You walk into a plastic surgery center. There's not a guy who's like, I'm the rib guy. I don't think in America, no. So I don't think it's real.

Starting point is 00:55:40 And that because I can't imagine they take your rib off and then they clean the bone. That doesn't happen. Well. Like, a doctor would be like, what are you talking about? You want me to take all the meat off? People do shady shit for money all the time. Yeah. Like, I'm sure that there's gotta be.

Starting point is 00:55:54 Okay. Scroll up one more time real quick. Lab Corp. Like, they're not putting official stickers on it. Being like, yeah, I'm the guy who Cut her rib off and shave some meat She did say though she was like I do not She was like I'm sick I can't cough If I drink have sodium or do activity it hurts

Starting point is 00:56:11 I don't recommend this it wasn't like she was like This is amazing It's kind of crazy to get up on your crown idea Like that fast just because nobody's Well who's going to make your fucking bone crown If you get out your ribs with the goal of Somebody making a crown for you and then you don't actually follow through on that. Well, I think the crazier thing is,

Starting point is 00:56:29 yeah, ask first. Yeah. You go, hey, I'm thinking about chopping my ribs off. Could you make it into a crown? They go, no, I couldn't do that. But she's not doing it for a crown. The crown was just a,

Starting point is 00:56:38 she's doing it to be skinnier. Yeah, I guess. But even that, she was like, here's the before and after. And it was like, her waist was like a little bit skinnier. I was like, I don't know. I would have like her waist was like a little bit skinnier I was like I don't know

Starting point is 00:56:45 I would have like dieted a little bit if you wanted to before I removed my ribs then there was also the Caitlin Clark stalker showing up to court did you see that

Starting point is 00:56:53 what a legend that was funny for the video I had to be like this guy he should go to jail but on the inside of my tape

Starting point is 00:57:00 it was like this is fucking funny guilty as charged throw the bookie at me and then she was like no no sir we're not guilty we're not pleading guilty right now and then he had someone found one of his old tweets i mean look let's be honest here it's obviously horrific and horrible and you shouldn't do it to people yeah it can also be funny sometimes yeah objectively and it is when he had to tweet at her.

Starting point is 00:57:25 What did he say? At CaitlinClark22, I'm in the mood for some Italian. Do you mind if I L-I-G-U-R-P-U-Z-Z-I? Lig your pussy. That guy's like, I'm guilty, bro. Have you seen the tweet, your honor? I'm guilty, dog. I'm not weaseling out of this one

Starting point is 00:57:45 i saw people quote tweeting that with the the shack meme i was not aware you're getting i was not familiar with your game do you think he said the guilty as charged thing knowing like specifically to make it a gift i think he said the guilty as charged thing because he's a mentally insane who deserves to be locked up probably in a padded room but locked up somewhere but sometimes insane people can be funny i don't know what you want to tell you um you know what you should do one minute that i'm always so interested in and i feel like everyone's so interested in it is the the tart trips i mean brie just went on it yeah chad's a breach illustrated no joke so crazy the way that they i mean and most of my information

Starting point is 00:58:25 is coming from like the like only one source the toast or whatever but the controversy that comes from these heart trips well you so get all of the most like yeah you know popular

Starting point is 00:58:36 and like you know paranoid girls in a room and like let us fucking talk about each other and shit something happened on this one okay so there's just multiple things.

Starting point is 00:58:45 Like first of all, they had dropped like probably $2 million like on these trips. Like it's an insane amount of money. Like they don't even have that much branding throughout.

Starting point is 00:58:53 They just like, they don't tell the girls like I don't really think like you have to post with our products X amount of time. I think that's why it works though. Yeah, exactly.

Starting point is 00:59:00 Because then everyone's like, it's a tar trip, it's a tar trip, it's a tar trip. It just happens naturally. And everyone, there's like so much controversy because like it's amid the wildfires and so everyone was kind of like they should have like put this off but like they literally um what's a private island that you have to like a year in advance book and obviously they put down a bunch

Starting point is 00:59:17 of money we ain't pushing that back for no fire pushing that back unless that island's on fire we're going yeah yeah right but they made up for it they have donated so much money to the buyers nobody gives a fuck and like still there's just so much controversy like from all of them just like people cannot breathe but that's you know like that as one of the influencers you have to just go into it like with the in with the reality of knowing the deal yeah yeah i know how this is gonna look yeah i don't know it's the best of my career to keep doing this but like to to if i don't again i don't know how the rigid yeah but like yeah i don't know people are gonna get pissed i get it they're in their rights to get pissed it doesn't like what what what should i do should i stay in la while it's on fire or

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Starting point is 01:01:38 I'm pretty sure I ate one of the packets from beef jerky the other day. But I think it's fine. I looked it up. It's fine i looked it up it's like fine you what i eat one of the packets in the beef jerky thing you know like the little toxic packets no i know exactly what you mean how'd you eat one i don't know i just looked in the back like i saw one in the bag and then i looked at the end of the bag and it wasn't there so maybe like i threw it out without me like like subconsciously but i i kind of feel like i like you know how just sometimes you know like yeah i just kind of

Starting point is 01:02:12 like knew that i ate it but then i looked it up and they're kind of like we definitely advised against it but you'll be fine which is crazy like i just swallowed a whole pack of poison and i'm chilling i mean i it would be hard for me to swear in a bible that i've never eaten one yeah like i feel like i mean you definitely have you just like it doesn't even occur i've eaten a lot of beef jerky in my day there's a chance an acid pack has slipped in i can see world when you're like wait you're not supposed to eat those but you didn't notice like a different texture ravenous like eating this and like i was on my phone like definitely wasn't the most ladylike meal i've ever had but like so i could see how it happened but i also like how you i'm just picturing you

Starting point is 01:03:07 finishing looking in the bag just being like that makes no i literally was like what it just said like you're fine basically yeah it was like one website though and they were kind of like definitely try not to do that again. Okay, a couple of things that have nothing to do with each other, but just popped in my brain. One, on the first day of school, my kids told me fun facts about them. And then I told them fun facts about me. Asked them if they had any questions. And I was talking about literally like the syllabus. And this kid raises his hand and says, would you rather be a mouse or a squirrel?

Starting point is 01:03:45 And he caught me off guard. I went with the mouse. Okay, I went with the mouse because I think squirrels are more likable, but squirrels are stupid. Like I will try my best not to run over a squirrel, but I will run over a squirrel. And they want to be run over. They run out in front of you like little stupid squirrels they fall out of the trees so i squirrels are stupid they die quickly mice are a noose they're nuisance pet like animals so you don't want to be a nuisance but i feel like mice

Starting point is 01:04:20 move in silence live in people's houses for a long time. So, I went with the mouse. Thought the mouse was a smarter pick. So, would you guys rather be a mouse or a squirrel? Mouse or squirrel. Second, what song are you picking if you're 21 years old with your very best friends in a bar? Like a dive bar at the beach, like the best vibes you could think of with just your friends. You're really drunk and you have to do karaoke. What song do you pick?

Starting point is 01:04:50 Like from when you were 21, I don't know what year that was for you guys. So I don't know like what the popular songs were, but like, what was like your go-to karaoke song when you were 21 years old? Okay. That was all. Thank you.

Starting point is 01:05:02 Bye. Okay. Master of Squirrel. We'll go in chronological order here we'll start with mouser squirrel okay having had run-ins that she described both this. And I had to... Did you use a JBL? A what? JBL. Oh, yeah. I didn't even put that together.

Starting point is 01:05:32 The Terminator. Not the doctor. I did not. I used a tin bowl and then cardboard under it and then I took it outside and threw it. Less cool, but okay. Huh? I said less cool why not a jbl then the jbl but cool it's less cool more humane yeah i was like i don't want to

Starting point is 01:05:54 kill this it was like one of those things like it was in the kitchen and i was like i don't want to kill it because i have to clean up its guts and shit yeah so it wasn't even like i was doing it to be humane but also i guess i didn't really want to kill it either. Just a little country mouse. And so that was sucked because I'm terrified of mice. Really? I did not. I mean, like, terrified in the sense that when I first see them, I'm like, ah!

Starting point is 01:06:19 And then I don't continue running. It does make me feel gross, though, just the thought of them. It does, but this was in Vermont, and in New York it would make me feel gross. In Vermont, I was like, he's just a little country mouse. He's not that big. He's not that dirty either. No, he doesn't have AIDS. He's just like.

Starting point is 01:06:35 Yeah. You don't know that, though. Oh, here, hey. He might have AIDS, but he would have had to. He looked straight. Looked chilled out. He was like, what do you want? And I was like, all right, you probably don't have AIDS.

Starting point is 01:06:52 And also, this is not a squirrel bite. It starts the imagination. I was driving to get a pizza, and there was a deer just in the middle of the road. And he gave me, we had a full-on stare-off. How long? Like five seconds, but it felt like an eternity. Who won? He won.

Starting point is 01:07:09 I went around him. He was just standing in the middle of the road, and he's like, what are you doing? No fear. Like no fear. Not that I was like flying. It was on like a little back road, but he just kind of looked at me. So I don't like hitting animals.

Starting point is 01:07:22 I hate hitting animals. I don't even like hitting dead animals. I don think that like anybody really enjoyed which she was kind of like i'll just hit a squirrel like you know that's pretty crazy like oh i'll fucking smoke a squirrel i won't go way out of my way to hit it but i'll swear of all the creatures like they're asking for it squirrels squirrels squirrels like they they are so reckless they do just run in front of cars like you guys you gotta get it together i don't know why but right now you're giving me very joey energy kamasa yeah i see that yeah it's probably just because you look so hungover So mean to Joey

Starting point is 01:08:07 You know I'll take that as a compliment Yeah The answer Is gotta be mouse You just have But if you are a squirrel You can scurry up a little tree Your you can scurry up a little tree you your mouse you can scurry up a tree in your backyard because you get to live in a house that's actually a

Starting point is 01:08:31 really good point um mice are like really smart that doesn't really do anything for me like i've kind of come to terms with like i don't need to be that smart yeah it's like not really a a priority of mine in life so like i'm chill without that trait but a mouse um but a mouse you're just always being hunted yeah they just don't really do like a squirrel i feel like it's like mice aren't like flying from tree to tree the way that squirrels are yeah and you are right once you once your uh presence is uncovered you know nothing but hell yeah you're just evading traps yeah uh and you never know if your food's got a fucking snapper behind yeah yeah you think you kind of at some point you gotta take personal responsibility like all right that cheese might come with a backbreaker there's like a lot of metal around that it's happened to my

Starting point is 01:09:31 entire family my bloodline is gone they've all been killed in the same exact way but god damn that cheese looks good and like rat poison it's not even like it smells like cheese and like it's actually poison it's just like it smells like rat poison and it's rat poison yeah and so it's kind of like that's on you um yeah it's a good argument i think i'm still taking the fucking but squirrels like if somebody sees you they give you little peanuts they give you a little tree or they chase you kids just chase you in the park and shit like what are they gonna do at least they're not gonna like smash you i'm going squirrel and i'm sitting for on that you're standing firm on that yeah okay um pals what are you probably probably a mice i think squirrels give off like squirrels kind

Starting point is 01:10:19 of the same thing as being like a crackhead just always on the hunt for like you're collecting nuts at all times and putting them away she's looking for copper just like you wake up every day with that task of just getting copper and then mice you know as long as you just avoid humans seems like you live a pretty good life and you and i i see the appeal of being able to get small yeah you know what i mean i saw this mouse crawl under a door and i was like damn that was impressive dude you can get under there i can see the appeal that i found him but oh um all right and then song oh i didn't think about this one okay so when i was 20 my first instinct was please please please i feel like that's like one that's like just fun to sing

Starting point is 01:11:02 like with your girls and like you're in a bar when i was 21 it's funny because whenever like for some reason somehow i established that like mo bamba was my song and whenever it would come on like all my friends would like it was like it was like a like bird call or whatever yeah when like and it would all come ready and trust and believe it came on at every single party so every single party i had like my moment where i was like this is my song and i am mobamba so that's that's i guess my answer if you say trust and believe trust and believe thank you lamar jackson i've been really trying i told you like i wanted to keep like saying like standing on business again definitely like the time has passed with it it really makes me sound like i think big trust is your thing though i would say I say it? You said trust and believe. Yeah, trust and believe.

Starting point is 01:12:06 Trust and believe. I'll do one of those while I say it. Paths with tears. It has to be something Drake. At 21, that's all I was consuming was Drake. Probably. In my feelings, Drake. Yeah. Thank you.

Starting point is 01:12:23 Yeah. I feel like we were very different people at 21 yeah because mine is jonas brothers burning up was a great song actually a great choice yeah great choice no it's it's uh i've actually never done karaoke in my life really no you did you say this all the time i've literally oh you have a vlog out of you yeah yeah i forgot i did it i did it but i never did it i've never done it to a crowd of strangers okay i've done it in like i think it was a chicklets cup yeah we did it we had like our private room which i believe is korean

Starting point is 01:13:01 karaoke versus japanese karaoke is to the public. I could be wrong on that. It could be flipped. It could be just wrong, totally. But I think something like that. So, yeah, I did Unwritten, which is also great. That's a great one. That would have gone at 21. That would have gone now.

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Starting point is 01:13:30 I can't think of the song right now. I understand that it just goes exactly the chorus. It's a cheeseburger in paradise. I like my little cinemata. Fried French potato. No. I didn't want to say that because then I knew that you're going to go off on a whole. This is exactly what I was trying to.

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Starting point is 01:15:50 But I've been talking to my mom lately, and she's just so negative. And I'm just like, Mom, you got to have some positive energy. You got to be positive. Think positive. Positive vibes. If you think negative, negative things will happen. And all this positive energy talk, it's got her thinking that i'm gay i'm not i think i know i think but like

Starting point is 01:16:17 is being positive is it gay to be positive fellas I don't know if it's gay, but it's not. It's not straight. It's not. I feel like I'm more positive these days, and I'm like, shut the fuck up, dude. Every time in my head, constantly the voice in my head is going, shut up, dude. Just shut the fuck up. And it's arguably worse than being negative because you're dealing with two clashing ideologies now. You're like, hey, man, it could be good.

Starting point is 01:16:55 And your voice in your head is going, shut up. Just shut the fuck up. It's a nightmare. It's a very frustrating nightmare like what will you hear yourself saying that you're like shut the fuck up um i don't know i guess i just don't even really believe it oh my god you don't believe in yourself being positive i don't i don't know i don't know um i just think it's excessive. You're still keeping expectations low, though?

Starting point is 01:17:30 Low-ish. Yeah. I think you can be as positive as you want as long as you keep expectations low. And that's about as straight as it gets. If you say, like, hey, I'm doing this 12-step program for positivity or something like that. You're like, I'm doing meditation in the morning. That's which I am doing meditation in the morning.

Starting point is 01:17:49 So I can say that you're full on meditating. I'm full. Well, I'm just doing like gratitude in the morning. That's gay. And I literally like guys, if you ever log onto my YouTube, it's all like,

Starting point is 01:18:01 mine's bad, bad. It's like actually like affirmations for self-love like you just like watch that it like i'll just like have it on in the morning because like apparently the morning is when you like can reprogram your brain the best because it's like the subconscious like is still from like that's what controls dreams and everything so you're still kind of in a dream state so you can like access the self-conscious so then i just try and like do it i don't fucking know if it works but i was just kind of like you know what we're just gonna

Starting point is 01:18:28 try it for a little bit and so but it's also just like kind of an excuse to stay in bed for a little bit longer so they'll just have it kind of playing so i don't know if it's a meditation but it's something i think it's a meditation yeah it's kind of a meditation it's as close as you get to a meditation if it's not give me if you see me in like six months glowing that's why meditation if you don't trust and believe i will quit that shit okay and i literally am like oh my god this second i feel i've like actually feared the day that you guys are gonna come over for for a skit for like a out of order skin you're gonna be like, can we just throw something on YouTube? And it's literally going to be like, Zach is so worried about just being like, I love this.

Starting point is 01:19:12 I clear my history every morning. Not my porn history, my YouTube history. Oh, wow. Because I type in motivation every morning and just let it play while I walk on the treadmill. It's just like David Goggins yelling at me. Shut the fuck up. It would be like a match. That's the gayest thing possible. Oh, I know. I'm conscious of treadmill and it's just like David Goggins yelling at me. Shut the fuck up. It would be like a match.

Starting point is 01:19:25 That's the gayest thing possible. Oh, I know. I'm conscious of how gay it is. I didn't realize that you were like a little Andrew Tate. No, this is new. This has been going on for about two months now. But like, it helps. Yeah? I need someone yelling at me to keep going. See, like I'm

Starting point is 01:19:41 I think, at least, I guess I've never had it. I like working out with a group like like it not not like a crossfit like with my friends like i give like like like i i gym i used to go to when i was much younger was a private gym and like i was kind of a uh what do you call it like a a physical instructor or whatever there. So I had a key. So like I would go work out at night with my buddies. And we would just have like blast music and just be shirtless and like going like fucking.

Starting point is 01:20:15 No, that's fun. Going nuts. Or like being completely alone. And like I don't like, don't tell me what to do. You don't like the class? I got it. I got it. A real person telling me what to do don't like like the class like i got it i got no yeah a real person telling me what to do i would hate but i think i think i would like a virtual person even less yeah like i i don't mind working out like i've worked out with like cory g and stuff like

Starting point is 01:20:36 that i like working out with cory g because he's an expert and knows what he's doing yeah but like i don't think that the guy who works at new y sports club, no, like a nine to five is like, understandably. Like, I don't think he's like, it's like when I worked at GNC, like I wasn't taking it that seriously. I didn't fucking actually,

Starting point is 01:20:51 you shouldn't actually listen to me. Yeah. I know like a few things, but I'm not really going to help you if you're looking for like major gains. And a virtual, I think would piss me off even more, but shut up. But I can see like,

Starting point is 01:21:03 it's like you're talking about. Yeah. I'm not, I'm not getting like instructions. Like it's like Tom Brady, like speeches me off even more. But shut up. But I can see, like, you were talking about motivation. Yeah, I'm not getting, like, instructions. It's like Tom Brady, like, speeches and stuff like that. Really? Tom Brady will be in the compilation. Dude, I hate him, but when he comes on, we're running fast. Does he have the one before the... The enemies one, where it's like, I wanted to create as much hatred as I possibly could.

Starting point is 01:21:21 Oh, yeah. No, the one when he's talking about legacy is yeah your family's honor yeah your family's honor get up tom tell tom by the way speaking of tom brady i have been quietly all season going yeah i don't know he's terrible i've been cringing heavy the entire season guess what what mr fucking showtime he was awesome oh i couldn't hear it oh for uh commanders fucking lions he was unbelievable you get tom brady in the postseason yeah he's gonna fucking take care of business um anyway ultimately positivity is pretty gay but I kind of

Starting point is 01:22:10 I actually kind of like truly think honestly like the only way to get through life is like like playing into like all the if you just don't have like hope like you literally don't have anything else to give you don't have to leave a trust either you're fucked but have like hope, like you literally don't have anything. I don't have belief or trust either.

Starting point is 01:22:25 You're fucked. But like I'm saying, like the kind of like the stuff that like really just makes me feel like, okay, I got this. I could do this as like all the like fluff shit. Not like the David Goggins necessarily, but like the girl versions of that.

Starting point is 01:22:39 That's like your future is like, yeah, like you are in control and like all this, like that. Like I understand it's delusion. It is, but it's delusion. So it's like,

Starting point is 01:22:48 you kind of got to feed into that unless you want to be actually depressed. Yeah. No positivity when it hits gay for sure. It hits right. Like when, but it's probably one of the bigger hit or miss things where like when it's net, like when someone needs it and it's like, and either when you need it and someone provides it or when someone else

Starting point is 01:23:09 needs it and you provide it, it's like, that's the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. That's like 1% of the time. 99% of the time is like, shut up. I know. I know.

Starting point is 01:23:18 Like, Oh, you also have to be, uh, appropriately positive. Like, like my positivity is like, you're going to survive. Yeah. I'm not promising. You're going to be appropriately positive. Like my positivity is like you're going to survive. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:23:27 I'm not promising you're going to like be happy. But like you'll get through it. That's about as positive as you can be. Yeah. Where it's not gay. Hey, guys. I have a question about the etiquette of ordering food to be delivered during world events. So this question was sparked because a couple months ago I was home in New Orleans and there was like a category two hurricane and it

Starting point is 01:23:51 was a lot of rain, a lot of wind, but it was nothing crazy. But there were definitely some streets flooded. But my friend is like, I'm ordering food. Anyone want anything? And I was like, you're like, you're ordering like DoorDash right now? And she's like, yeah, like didn't even think about it. And then I made a joke and I was like, I feel like if 9-11 happened today, and you were back in New York, like, you would have had Shake Shack on the way before the sun set on 9-11. And she was like, no, I would definitely wait till the next day, like, serious. And I was like, wait, I feel like I'd wait, like, a week plus after 9-11. Just based on, like, I don't know.

Starting point is 01:24:29 I feel like I just can't do that. And then another one of my roommates was like, if I was back in New York right now, like, I don't think I would have ordered DoorDash the whole day of the CEO of UnitedHealthcare being shot. I was like, I think you can order food on that day. I don't know. So what are your opinions on this? When are you drawing the line?

Starting point is 01:24:51 When can you not order food in good conscience? All right. Bye, guys. That's a great question. That's a great question. I think the answer is it's location dependent. Well, actually, in New York, I think you can order it but yeah but like i ordered last night it was snowing obviously it's not a natural disaster what is a natural disaster but it's not a uh horrible horrible thing and i i thought about

Starting point is 01:25:19 it for a second they're there anyway yeah they're at work wouldn't you rather have something to do at work something that got you paid yeah like no one's getting called in there's probably gonna be an upcharge too so they're just making more money yeah there i i left a big tip last night it also wasn't even snowing that bad here but it was snowing i'll give a bigger tip when it snows or when it's raining or when the north tower is collapsing but i'm gonna order like that's i think i'm gonna order no matter what i would go location has a lot to do with it but new york no matter what you're within a mile of whatever happens right but if there is more than five casualties i don't think you can see 9-11 i was thinking i probably wouldn't i wouldn't

Starting point is 01:26:11 no i'm cooking that night yeah we're having leftovers of anything i'm cooking i'll probably yeah i'll probably cook just because like it's gonna be awkward yeah at the bodega just be like what's up man like yo you're we're good but a bodega is like that's gonna be a true new yorker that you can like also like come and be like oh yeah yeah my like my bodega where i wouldn't say we're like boys. I don't walk in there like, John! But they know me. We haven't exchanged pleasantries, but they'll be like, oh, what's up, man?

Starting point is 01:26:51 Yeah. So I think I'm good on a bodega. I probably would get a chopped cheese that night. 9-11, I'll get a chopped cheese. I thought it was such a good sandwich the other day. Where was it? At my bodega. I heard Bradley Cooper's got a great i went i

Starting point is 01:27:07 haven't told this story no oh my god so danny coops just opened up in the east village the first two weeks that it was open line still the line's ridiculous it's like it opens is it a food truck or is it a store it's a store it's a store nothing in it you can clearly tell it's gonna be gone in a couple months and like they didn't really like oh it is a pop-up it's a it's a definitely a pop okay they haven't announced that it's probably but it'll be gone in a couple months. And like they didn't really like. Oh, it is a pop up. It's definitely a pop up. OK. They haven't announced that it's pop up, but it'll be gone. So line out the door every single time we walked by people. Let's say it opens up at six.

Starting point is 01:27:32 People are waiting in line at 430. The line's down the block at 430. Really? Yeah. And so this is the guy Bradley Cooper teamed up with his buddy from Philadelphia who I believe opened up a bunch of pizza restaurants. Yes. And he crushes. He's, you know, the guy we're walking past there after like going out all day at like eight o'clock

Starting point is 01:27:47 and it says sold out on the front. And we're like, just try to walk in. The lights are still on, come in. And they're like, we actually just found four in the back and I'm with four guys. I'm like,

Starting point is 01:27:56 this is no way. Wait about 15 minutes. Bradley Cooper pops out the back with four sandwiches. No way. It was incredible. And I'm like, hidden my friend. He's, he's, he's looking. I'm like, I'm like hitting him. He's like, Hey, four sandwiches. No way. It was incredible. And I'm like hitting my friend. He's,

Starting point is 01:28:06 he's, he's looking. I'm like, I'm like hitting him. He's like, Hey, good song. Good song.

Starting point is 01:28:10 He didn't say that was the only one that's all right. Really? And I just gave him one little figure. How did you forget to bring this up? Crazy. The sandwich was on. Unbelievable. I heard it's so good.

Starting point is 01:28:21 It was, uh, I've had a lot of Philly cheesesteaks in my life. Two. Two. Yeah. Damn. Dude, I heard it's so good it was I've had a lot of Philly cheesesteaks in my life two two yeah damn two I gotta get one of those

Starting point is 01:28:29 I've never had a Philly cheesesteak and I would like if we ever go to Philly I would like that to be like a priority if we can make it I had got five spots

Starting point is 01:28:38 in New York City that are just as good really yeah give me your list well I guess maybe we all go to Bradley Cooper's

Starting point is 01:28:42 Bradley Cooper's Danny and Coop's it's called right Danny and Coop's yeah I remember he's really back there cooking it's crazy that like that's not for show he's back there hustling i respect that so much he's so cool he's so cool like dangerously handsome in person it's crazy who's he married to uh well he's dating jj hadid right was he married to orana shaikh or whatever her name is? I believe so. I don't think he was ever married. I know he has kids.

Starting point is 01:29:06 He has kids. Okay. He's a cool celebrity. He's like one of those that's like, you don't even think of him as like one of the cooler celebrities because like he's so like obvious. He's such an obvious choice, but he's so fucking cool. I think, right? I think he's cool.

Starting point is 01:29:21 He doesn't dress particularly well, but he's cool. Yeah. It's funny how he goes from making maestro to just cooking up steak and cheese. Doing his best to win an Oscar. If that didn't work out, I feel like cheese sticks. Cheese sticks. All right. That's it.

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Starting point is 01:31:39 and everything, and it's so nice. So thank you, Huel, for the fridge, because Pabst and I survive all that shit. All right, we're about to get into our interview with Ben from The Joe Schmo Show, which is a new reality TV show that is poking fun and taking aim at the absurdity of reality TV.

Starting point is 01:31:57 It airs every Tuesday on TBS at 9 p.m. Eastern. Ben and one of the actors on the show, Ahmed, joined us to talk about this show within a show where it's basically like a fake reality show where everyone is an actor except for the one guy who thinks he's here to win a hundred thousand dollars and he's gonna meet all these friends in the house and it turns out that they're all just actors and comedians who are pranking him and joking with him and lying to him so that he thinks he is the star. They're all in on it, and it comes together for the most audacious, ridiculous ruse in TV history. It's a social experiment about interacting with the hilarity of the game,

Starting point is 01:32:34 with the overtop physical humor. It's action-packed. It's hilarious. And Ben, the whole time, has no idea that he is the butt of one of the biggest jokes ever and takes pranks to a whole new height. We sat down with the boys. We chopped it up about the whole experience, what it was like to be the butt of one of the biggest jokes ever and takes pranks to a whole new height. We sat down with the boys. We chopped it up about the whole experience, what it was like to be the butt of the joke, what it was like to be the guy joking with them, all the interactions he had,

Starting point is 01:32:53 what happened when he found out, and more. So let's get into it with Ben and Ahmed, and you can check out Joe Schmo every Tuesday night, 9 p.m. on TBS. All right, we got the boys from the Joe Schmo reboot. We got Ben, the star himself, and one of his castmates, Ahmed. I like the jumpsuit, first of all. Thank you, man. I don't know if you're familiar with it, but at Barstool, the guys do something called Jumpsuit January.

Starting point is 01:33:17 Every single day of the month, they wear a new jumpsuit. So you're fitting in very well with the personalized one. Yeah, you know. It was cold, too. It was freezing. No, it's not that bad. I was walking here today. It's a cold one up there.

Starting point is 01:33:31 It's not even that cold, though, right? Like, it's 20s. Yeah, it's not that bad. I was teeth chattering. I was in a cartoon. I was like, I don't know. I was genuinely embarrassed. Like, I was wiggling.

Starting point is 01:33:43 I can't handle 20 degrees anymore. I was walking with a friend, and I was like, I hope he doesn't see this. So, I mean, the Joe Schmoe show is something that I remember from way back in the day, the original one. And that was even before reality TV really became, like, this whole industry that it was. And they had the foresight to, like, let's make fun of this whole ridiculousness back then i feel like now it's even better because there's just so many and all these people become famous and stars and all that so uh you were kind of right for the pick and i would imagine like doing it in 2025 right i guess i mean i feel like a normal dude uh i don't think i'm gonna be famous no but i mean like going into it like Like back then going into reality shows, like I don't know, this is a thing that they do now or it's not scripted.

Starting point is 01:34:29 Now it's like everybody knows what it is. There are people who become famous out of it. There's many episodes, millions of viewers. Like did you think that that was what was going to happen to you or what was your mindset going into it? No, I mean, you know, I figured I was going to come on this reality show, like like a little goofy dude, small towner, and be off. And then that'd be it and move on with my life. You know what I mean? Have some laughs with my friends.

Starting point is 01:34:53 Right. That was about it. Where are you from? Baltimore. Right outside of Baltimore. Baltimore. All right. And then you're part of this.

Starting point is 01:35:04 Everybody else is an actor right or a comedian or something you know along those lines yeah um and you know you were just like let's let's just fucking torture this guy you know what i mean like on some level i remember watching jury duty being like you know there was a couple moments on jury duty where they were like i don't know if we should do this or that like you, you know, you border on like this is pretty fucked up what we're doing here in some ways. Or was it all just kind of like good fun? It seemed like it was all in good fun. Like there were definitely some pranks that we were doing and like stuff that was like scripted but supposed to seem not scripted.

Starting point is 01:35:38 That was like outrageous. Like shit that really kind of wouldn't happen right in any reality and he would like catch on to it just be like yo like what's going on around here did you have those moments so i feel like the big difference between jury duty and this is that you know jury duty is in the confines of like a courtroom yeah you know i mean only so much can happen before any normal person's like yeah this is great like this doesn't happen in a normal courtroom yeah yeah whereas this is just like a house reality competition so i'm like you know around a bunch of crazy characters anyways like all their characters have these weird backstories yeah like they're all you know it's just nuts right really yeah so like anything goes at that

Starting point is 01:36:22 point anything goes and i'm just like okay i mean i guess this could happen like in some world was the moment what was was there a moment where you were ever putting it together like something's going on here or did you buy into all you know there was a couple moments where they got a little close you know they they definitely were not leaving much on the bone there and i was like okay hold on something something's going on and then they'd have to like reel it back it was very much like how much can we get away with with him thinking we're just like crazy hollywood people yeah yeah like this is just what people in la are like they're all weird and trying to be famous and trying to like have their moment yeah and so we could get away with a lot just with

Starting point is 01:37:01 that premise but then sometimes it wouldn't well i mean some of the shit that just actually does happen on reality shows is pretty outrageous when you think about some of the competitions and some of the drama it's like you know i don't know what it would take for me to be like there's no way this would ever happen on a reality show because you've seen it all on reality shows sex fights you know explosions and sets and obstacles you know it's like anything could possibly happen so you know i don't know if i would ever have the you know foresight to be like hang on this is all yeah no thank you for that are you are you scared of that people are going to think that no you know you always have people like how could you possibly not know right and i'm

Starting point is 01:37:43 like you'd have to be like a narcissist to be like, all right, hold on. This is all for me. This is all about me. Yeah, that's true. And then it just wouldn't happen. Yeah. Yeah. That is a great point.

Starting point is 01:37:55 I don't know. There's a million times where you're like, I don't know. It's just what people told me. People told me I'm on a reality show. Fact is stranger than fiction sometimes, too. It's like, why would you not? We had the clip, the Alonzo morning. Alonzo posted that.

Starting point is 01:38:09 We saw a comedian, and I thought it was, someone told me it was Alonzo morning. And I was like, okay, it's Alonzo morning. Alonzo morning's now a comedian. I don't really know what Alonzo, I don't follow basketball. I don't really know what Alonzo morning looks like. So, all right, they all told me. And now I think Alonzo morning's funny.

Starting point is 01:38:22 And after the show, I went up and talked to him, and it's not Alonzo morning. It's Alonzo Mourning's funny. And after the show, I went up and talked to him, and it's not Alonzo Mourning. It's Alonzo Bodden. He's very funny, but he's not Alonzo Mourning. But is there a level of you that thinks, like, they picked me, I must be, like, more gullible than the average person or something, right? Because they definitely can't pick someone who is a narcissist

Starting point is 01:38:42 who might be like, hang on, because then this whole thing is fucked, right? Well, they couldn't pick someone who is a narcissist who might be like, hang on, because then this whole thing is fucked, right? Well, they couldn't pick someone who wanted to be famous. Like, Ben's perfect because he's just like, ah, just fucking do this thing. You know? Yeah. Like, this sounds fun. Right, right.

Starting point is 01:38:55 Was, like, did they talk about why they picked you? Like, were there other candidates and you won out because you're like... There were. So I was told that there were some other, you know, people. Obviously, they had lined up. And then when they saw my interview, I come in like towards the end of, I guess, screening. And they were like, Dave Kneebone. He's an executive producer, right?

Starting point is 01:39:20 He's he was just like, when I saw your clip, when I talked to you, I was like, I just knew. I was like, I just knew it was you. I don don't know that's a good thing this idiot that's kind of how i feel with this guy for a couple months how long was the shoot the shoot uh it was what like two weeks two weeks okay yeah yeah no i mean i i am a little gullible i guess you know but i'm willing to laugh at myself like i have more thing, I have no barriers when it comes to that. Like, I don't think I'm anything special. So I think he saw that and was just like, this kid will take this joke well. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:39:54 You know, he'll just roll with it. Was there a prize or anything? Yeah, we always knew that we were going in there to compete for $100,000. Okay. And, you know, that was like my driving force for not wanting to go home every night right despite them making me think i was gonna go home every single night every night you guys did it odd oh yeah i mean they're they definitely wanted to keep him on his toes that he could lose at any moment you know we we just had a uh a reality show here it's actually uh just the

Starting point is 01:40:26 finale just happened last week and uh it's like survivor style right yeah i mean like the viewers don't really get it and they're like come on it's just a game but the people who are in it it's like you know there's money on the line and pride on the line and egos and shit people are crying and fighting and so you know those settings can get to your head you know it can fuck with you a little bit yeah it seems really intense honestly i've been watching it yeah i mean i'd make like work of it you know but yeah so now are you now are you gonna be you know uh on the reality circuit i mean now i don't know i mean i'm up for it you know i'd like to you might i mean ride. Yeah, who knows? What if they did it to you again, though?

Starting point is 01:41:06 What if you're like, all right, everybody knows me. I'm Ben from Joe Schmo. Now I'm on like blah, blah, blah. And it turns out to be like famous. Joe Schmo season two. Second time. Oh, my God. Honestly, that's a billion dollar idea.

Starting point is 01:41:20 Be like, we did it again, you dumb fuck. Then there might be some hard feelings. I think you could get me again. Yeah, I think you could. You could get me again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because again, it's not happening twice. The only thing crazier than this happening to me once would be twice.

Starting point is 01:41:37 Right. I would almost be more worried like if you fuck up and somehow let the cat out of the bag. I don't know. You push it too far. You let something us yeah for the actors like oh totally oh if they you know like over here are you talking whatever it's like this is a you know however many thousand dollar event and we have and it's all out the window because you know ahmed was fucked up or something like that i would be more yeah i'd be i'd be almost probably too worried to like push the envelope because it's like what if he turns around and says there's no way that was real or something like that. I would be more – I'd be almost probably too worried to like push the envelope because it's like what if he turns around and says,

Starting point is 01:42:07 there's no way that was real and the producer is like, why the fuck did you say that or whatever, you know? It's a fine line. Totally. I mean the audition wasn't like a normal audition. Like I would have to like be in character for a while just like talking to someone. So they would just kind of like make sure that you can just do that at the very least just like stay in character for a while but yeah there's a lot on the line when you're

Starting point is 01:42:31 there and you just have to like the hard part is not laughing yeah you know because some of the situations that they set up like we are we're dying like it's so hard not to crack up and it wouldn't make sense that the whole cast is like laughing right right and he's like not so we all were just like definitely like really trying to hold it together sometimes and not laugh which is pretty fun was there any like off camera time for you guys where you were like able to talk about yeah like you could be like could you believe this i don't know how much I can say, but every night we'd all go back to the hotel, and Ben would go in a van and get blindfolded, right?

Starting point is 01:43:13 They'd just take me back. At the end of the night? Yeah, after we shoot? Yeah, they'd just take me back. Yeah. And I'd be separate. But they would blindfold you? No, the blindfold only happened the original day.

Starting point is 01:43:24 Okay. But you were in your own van? I can't see the hotel. Like he's in his own van and we're all in another van. And I think you thought like we were all doing the same thing, but he was going to his own floor at the hotel. Got it. Where he had like someone outside the door making sure he didn't leave the room. Yeah, my boy Nigel.

Starting point is 01:43:43 And you just thought what? That was like security or something? Or you were like, I'm not allowed to leave the room yeah my boy nigel and you just thought what that was like security or something or you you were like i'm not allowed to leave my room ever uh no no i mean he was just like a handler you know i just thought everybody had one you know got it got it yeah i get why you think that like i i would too but that would drive me insane be like go away just like i i everything i'm doing in my room i'm like there's a guy three feet away you can hear yeah like I can hear everything I'm doing I'm doing all kinds of things in a hotel room right well he had no internet to hang out there so you on it for two weeks like no contact with the outside world then

Starting point is 01:44:31 basically yeah no contact but i guess that is like if a reality show said you know no phones no internet i guess so i don't know it seems a little extreme but okay like whatever yeah because well we created the name of the show is the goat that we're supposed to be on supposed to be this famous show right so if he looked it up and it's like wait it doesn't exist yeah what was it was it was the uh angle i guess that it was like a popular yeah this is the first american season like it's a huge show very believable thing in korea in north korea yeah i mean that that kim loves this show

Starting point is 01:45:08 called the goat we're bringing it over yeah they revealed the name of the show and we're like oh shit we're on the go it's my dream so that means you signed up blind well i mean i just signed up knowing i was going to be in a house-based reality television show. Is that normal? Is that what people do? Competing? What do you mean? Like, I feel like people sign up for The Bachelor or for Survivor. Like, there are ones that are just, like, reality show. So they told me, you know, that one of the, like, caveats was that we can't tell you what it's about.

Starting point is 01:45:37 So then I was kind of thinking, like, what's that one? Love Island or whatever? Like, you know, where there's kind's kind of like an element to surprise. So I was thinking, okay, I don't know. Whatever is about the show, it has some element of surprise. So I was just like, whatever. Again, all believable things. I'm down for the ride.

Starting point is 01:45:54 I'm here for it. It's a reality television show. I'm trying to be on this shit. Yeah, you're the dude who like, you know, your boys call you up and you're like, we're getting in the car. You know, I got like a 30 rack and we're driving to wherever you're just like okay let's go let's go yeah how old you i'm 31 31 yeah i mean that that's that's i mean it's a good way to live life so and i'm gonna figure that out about you yeah yeah yeah so i mean i guess you know you can't

Starting point is 01:46:19 i don't want to reveal stuff but like the uh i guess after you like what was your first feeling afterwards were you like i'm so stupid or is it like oh this is funny um after you know everything was pulled and they told me they were actors yeah i just i think i was just laughing really i was just like okay this is awesome like yeah like yeah i think i would probably be the same way although i'd probably go back and be like that conversation was fake or. Or like, that was, you know, like, I thought we were friends. I thought we were, you know. Yeah, I mean, so, you know, like, one of the big reasons I went on the show was because, like, I was like, all right. You know, you make a lot of friends.

Starting point is 01:46:57 You know, and you always have that experience to, like, look back on. Trauma bond. Kind of like camaraderie and all that stuff. I like that stuff and uh so you know the fact that they're actors kind of takes away from that yeah absolutely because i'm like damn like that person probably didn't like me that much they just had to right now in the moment but they're all great nice people it's kind of like you hate this guy good good at their job he did he did leave me hanging like right off the start.

Starting point is 01:47:25 I know they showed that in some of the advertisements, but right off at the beginning, I go to give him a handshake, and he just leaves me hanging. Did you do that on purpose? I didn't do that on purpose. Oh, wow. Yeah, I finally saw the first episode, and we all take our blindfolds off,

Starting point is 01:47:39 and then we're meeting each other, and he reaches his hand out. I just completely ignore it. What was your role? Were you a friend you're a villain yeah yeah we're we were we were homies yeah you were charles michael i'm charles michael i'm like conspiracy theorist conspiracy theorist i want the money to build a bunker again these days kind of believable a bunch of weirdos out there. And I'm rolling with it. I'm like, yeah, dude, I get it. Yeah. I get it.

Starting point is 01:48:08 Let's get out of here. That would be the weirdest thing for me on a fake reality show because whoever I'm talking to, I agree with you wholeheartedly. Absolutely. Agreeable to anything in the moment. Yeah, dude, definitely.

Starting point is 01:48:18 A bunker sounds fucking rad. And then I'd be like, oh, that guy's a lunatic. But I wouldn't like... Did you have those moments? Did you have any confessionals where you were like, fuck this guy? There were some times where I would, like, go home, you know, and I'd be, like, thinking to myself, like, man, they are kind of. They're out there.

Starting point is 01:48:34 I'm not here to judge. I'm a weirdo, too. But, you know, shoot. Anybody that you didn't like? Like, did you have beef with any characters? There was a couple of like beefs i had yeah and then yeah so jonathan lipnicki uh-huh he played a kid he played he was the only one that played himself right yeah yeah he was in jerry mcguire yeah yeah that's the uh the kid right

Starting point is 01:49:00 yeah yeah yeah so he came on as this pretentious actor hollywood guy yeah yeah was he good for all this yeah he was like too good for all this yeah that's funny no he was acting yeah he's pretty cool that's an awesome character to be walking around being like dude i was in jerry mcguire when i was six where's my fucking apple i'm above you um yeah man i mean it's wild just i i you know the first one i don't even know how long ago it was i mean i remember seeing that probably when i was in like middle school did you know do you know the first joshua yeah yeah so i actually had watched it recently and i'm like i'm a little disappointed because i didn't get to find a porn star. Yeah. You know what I mean? That first guy was a little different.

Starting point is 01:49:48 They had porn stars on season one? I guess so. I don't remember that one. They don't even give you internet in the room, huh? I remember there was like a bird in that one, right? Wasn't there like a – It was something to do with a bird, I thought. I'm mixing up my shows, but it was like there was just so much ridiculous shit

Starting point is 01:50:04 going on in there that I remember being like, yeah, I thought. I'm maybe mixing up my shows, but it was like, there was just so much ridiculous shit going on in there that I remember being like, yeah, I guess it's all believable. You know, anything can happen. Anything goes. Yeah, that was kind of the same with this one. It's just the show was so nuts. They had set up these, like, you know, the mystery behind what the goat was was that it was like,

Starting point is 01:50:24 there's rules that you don't know about, and, like, you have to explore to find everything out about the goat was was that it was like there's rules that you don't know about and like you have to explore to find everything out about the goat and like there's tokens left around and stuff like that so I mean I thought I was on this like high intellect strategy behind it and like i mean it yeah the way they set it up was was good that's very funny so so and like as you're i'm assuming you didn't think you were like you said you were just go for a couple episodes get voted out whatever but as you're like making it through are you like holy shit i'm like i'm the man like i'm brilliant that part's funny because um you don't i never i never really thought like like, I would care about getting voted off a reality television show.

Starting point is 01:51:10 And then you're on it, and you're like, fuck, no. Yeah. It's a different world once you're in there. There's no way I'm going home tonight. You want to stay on so bad. I really didn't see that coming at all, but that happened. Was there a moment where you thought, like, I might be going home, but then, like, you didn't? that coming at all but that happened was there a moment where you you thought like i i might be going home but then like you didn't it was every shit i was i was

Starting point is 01:51:29 thinking the other day i was like i think before every single voting i had like was whispering to you this is it wasn't i yeah yeah that's very funny. I remember being like, yeah, I'm going home. I am going home. This is it. Yeah, because having done it myself, you almost want to like, if you think you're going home, you want to be like, I know. I'm going to go pack. I know it's coming. I'm cool with it.

Starting point is 01:51:55 So you want to get ahead of it. It was fun watching him go from like, dude, I don't know if this is real, to like, I need to win. Like the complete shift. That's great. Yeah. Like, the complete shift was, like. Yeah, that's great. Yeah. How was the press tour, man? It's been good.

Starting point is 01:52:11 Is this your early days on it? Yeah, this is my podcast charity right here. Oh, really? You're doing fantastic. Yeah, man. Thank you very much for popping it for me. But, yeah, no, it's been great. I mean, it's nice just being pampered like i pick you up from

Starting point is 01:52:27 your house and like take you to you know the airport you guys got like the sign like with your name on it yeah yeah you're a star now baby welcome to hollywood bro you gotta take it or run with it every time they try and grab my bag i'm like don't you dare dude i'm just a normal person you're not touching this bro when i when i tell the guy i'm like i got it i bag. I'm like, don't you dare, dude. I'm just a normal person. You're not touching this bag. Bro, when I tell the guy, I'm like, I got it. I feel like, I'm like, he must think I'm the nicest guy. I'm a real hero. I'm like a first responder.

Starting point is 01:52:54 Carry my own bag. Dude, I saw that recently with like, I think it was a tweet or something like that. I actually thought of Jackie because I'm sure Jackie's the same way. Where it's like, I'm a pick me when it comes to customer service. I'm always like, no, I'm not like those other people. Like, I'm just Jackie's the same way, where it's like I'm a pick me when it comes to customer service. I'm always like, no, I'm not like those other people. Like, I'm just way too nice. No, I'm not worried. All I want out of this trip is that you walk away going, that guy's not an asshole.

Starting point is 01:53:15 I don't care about my refund. I don't care about my bag getting carried. Just go, that guy was all right. I think you got to do something, man. There's all these ones now that are like – like I'm watching The Traitors where it's like this guy from this show, this girl from that show. They put them all together.

Starting point is 01:53:29 Now you got to ride the wave to the real ones. Were you a reality TV guy before? I mean I always watched reality television show. I really like it. Ironically, my freshman year in college, I was in a sociology class called reality television, and I wrote a paper. I think it was on the true life,

Starting point is 01:53:48 but I mean, about how you'll never get tricked into being on the TV. It wasn't about that, but no, I'm pleasant. You know, this has been great. I mean,

Starting point is 01:53:56 it was, it was an experience of a lifetime, you know, absolutely. Show with these guys and, you know, on the show, I mean, not to toot their horn for them,

Starting point is 01:54:04 but you know, you got a lot of good actors, comedians. They're trained clowns. Some of them, what's that guy? Trained clowns? He's a trained mime. Yeah, yeah. There were a lot of really well-trained performance artists. It's awesome.

Starting point is 01:54:27 You are the star. You know what I mean? Now I'm just a normal guy. I'm just saying, other shows you have to win or get to the finals to be the guy. You're the guy. People know your name and you're

Starting point is 01:54:42 the star of the Joe Schmoe show. Londale, he plays braxton on the show he made a good point like after the show was all done he was like nah dude you don't realize like how lucky you are like people come out into this industry trying to get on the show that's what i'm saying yeah or whatever for forever and you just yeah i'll be on one and then you're the the star. You have no idea how lucky this is. So I feel really blessed. That's awesome, man. It's humbling.

Starting point is 01:55:11 I'm sure there's so many reality TV show fans now, and I feel like anybody who can kind of poke fun at it and get a look behind the curtain and all that sort of shit, I think people are going to enjoy it. I mean, if you think about all the shows from you know like punked to uh the jury duty like there's always something there's there's that like allure of like getting to watch people kind of get played and prank videos on youtube and shit like that like people love that stuff so this show really has a ton of behind the scenes like how are we doing this and like the whole like system of it right so like even if you like

Starting point is 01:55:45 regular reality shows it's like you still you get to see like how the sausage is made even though this is like a fake one it's like it's still a real one because you're getting to see how that all works you know yeah yeah so that should be very interesting so that it's uh tbs january 21st 9 p.m weekly show yep yeah so that's good so that's good. I'm a fan of that. Weekly is the way to do it. Yeah, weekly. You know, binging had its moment, but I feel like if you want to talk about it

Starting point is 01:56:09 and have moments and discussion and all that, you've got to do it. We've got to build the hype. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We need viewing parties, all that. Yeah, definitely, definitely. All right, man. Well, we appreciate you guys coming through.

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