KFC Radio - We Visit the Love is Blind Pods in LA - Full Episode

Episode Date: February 18, 2025

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Very special, love is blind edition of kfc radio on the barstool sports network very special love is blind edition of the podcast uh we are the first people ever aside from the love is blind contestants to be inside the pods participants participants uh the first time that two people have ever been in a pod together at the same time we have jackie and Feidelberg on one side of the pod and me on the other side of the wall. So we're going to do a first ever pod within the pod and bring you a KFC radio. Love is blind style. Um, I'm geeking out. This is, this is to me, this is like, you know, star Wars nerds getting to see the star Wars set or something like that. This is my guilty pleasure. I'm not even guilty about it. It's just my pleasure. I love this goddamn show. Season eight out now, the first six episodes. And I am like, Mr. Love is blind. So this to me is a bucket list

that I didn't even know I had. The fact that I get to drink out of the love is blind golden goblets while I'm sitting on the love is blind couch talking to you guys through the wall is maybe peak Barstool for me. This is a sharp, stark reminder, I guess, that we do not work in the entertainment industry. Like, I guess you would consider, I'd call Barstool like the media or I don't know. I guess kind of it would be entertainment industry. And then you see this and you're like, I in my mom's basement oh 100 the the blogger podcaster stereotype is so true this is like these guys are the real deal they're asking us all questions like i don't know we're just gonna talk to each other i've been hiding for a half hour

just i've never been so he's gonna ask me a question i've never been so nervous to walk down a hallway before this is like a also as producer, like that's a fake title for me. Like these are real producers. I don't do shit. We'll get into our show. We'll talk a little bit as Love is Blind, but we're also going to do our regular podcast. I have a question. Are either of you nervous?

You're going to fall in love with me. There's a, listen, it could happen to either of you,ie or feidelberg yeah maybe you know we're in the setting there's the twinkly lights the mood lighting's on i'm gonna get cozy on the couch all of a sudden you know you start spilling your guts a little bit maybe we'll have a little inter-kfc romance uh more so than already exists with me and feidelberg i i wonder because apparently like social anxiety, it's a big thing to like, you have to see somebody's face in order to connect with them. So I'm always like, I don't think love is blind would work for me because I have immense amount of social anxiety,

but like I could see now how you get swept up in it, how it's just like conversation. Well, yeah, you're shallow and materialistic. You want to, you know, like the dude from the thrift shop, if he was not hot you would not be gushing about him by the way we have an update on that we'll get to that in a little bit uh this is kind of covid times for me though that's what this reminds me of it's not quite because like you can't see anything but the idea of like i mean everybody was kind of doing that stuff through zoom but it was like you're in your own home you're in you're isolated but you're still people were either going on like not dates,

but they were talking to people who they were hooking up with or there was like the happy hours or whatever. And I loved that time of life. So I think I would be, I think I would crush Love is Blind. I don't know if I would find somebody and all that, but just like the hang out in here and talk for several hours. I think I could do that. What are you wearing?

Wouldn't you like to know well like in my i am picturing it in my in my head you are naked as fuck dude well i mean i'm about to get fully cozy i feel like you guys want the room like i don't i don't know why i can't stop thinking about it but see i told you someone's gonna fall in love i'm like it's like my kevin's over there naked eating yogurt at uh yogurt raisins or whatever they got over here. Kevin's living the dream. I got bone being in a room with fucking Jackie. Yeah, they got all sorts of snacks in here.

I didn't realize they got the liquor. They got the whiskey, the vodka, the tequila. Jackie had three shots when we first got here. I told her to do two more. I think she's five shots in. So we're out in L.A. What should we start with? You want to dive right into Feidelberg?

Should we just recap kind of the whole trip? I got a few thoughts on our L.A. trip. Yeah, you go. Well, actually, this ties in nicely. So oddly enough, flying out to LA, I don't know how this is possible. I think it was the first time me and Feidelberg ever sat next to each other on a plane.

We've been doing this for 15 years, flying, traveling all over the place. Every single time I get on a plane, he's always like two or three rows in front of me. He's behind me. We're never sitting together. First time we ever have sat next to each other.

It makes no sense. I don't know how that's statistically possible. We were giggling and laughing. We were just palling it up. Yeah, when I walked by, you guys were so cute next to each other. I'm telling you there's going to be a love connection. We're going to walk out of here being like, wait a minute. I'm gay for John.

They got to do a love is blind gay thing next that's got to be that's just sitting there that one's free for you guys this this has been a dry run is what's happening right now we'll see what happens you make two ugly guys fall in love now one of the most famous love is blind moments was chelsea and jimmy where chel Chelsea made the fatal choice to tell Jimmy that her celebrity doppelganger was Megan Fox, which was not a good idea. She's a pretty girl. And even when people do see it, they go, Oh, I kind of get it. The eyes are pretty. And you know, the forehead, uh, there's a little bit of resemblance when you are on a dating show particularly where you cannot see each other and you have to visualize what the other person looks

like and you are a red-blooded american man who is between the ages of like 18 and a thousand and you tell him that you look like megan fox uh that's that's going to make them think one thing. I mean, that was a crazy choice. Even if you actually really did look a lot like Megan Fox, there's no way I'm putting that bar up there. Because when that wall raises and you just look like a normal girl who kind of looks like Megan Fox, you're fucked. But I watched that and I stand by it. He asked, what celebrity do you look like

and she's probably been told like I people tell me I've never gotten what like a celebrity look like except one person said Shailene Woodley so if and like I don't look at all like Shailene Shailene Woodley but if somebody asked I would be like I guess if I had to pick one to give you like I probably wouldn't actually say that well that's that's my point i could see how it's like you ask the question she answered the question yes and she's also like she does look like megan fox kind of she throws out like a ton of disclaimers where she's like not really but i'm just saying a couple times on the plane and like in this restaurant or whatever was like a couple people have said it to me.

So she tries to like disclaimer and soften it as much as possible. But the point remains that if, if I said that to you in just like in a regular conversation and you can look at me and go, Oh, okay. I kind of see it, but you shot probably shouldn't run around telling people that it's one thing. It's another thing. If you're falling in love and you're flirting and you're talking and now all of a sudden you think that this girl looks like Megan Fox you're like I struck I hit the lottery this is it because when someone says Megan Fox you're picturing the FHM photo shoot on the other side of the you're picturing Transformers Megan Fox under the hood

the booty shorts the orange tank top she's like, it's not that she also just said, my celebrity lookalike is a hot, hot celebrity girl. It's like an iconic girl. Well, that's the important word right there. Because I was going to say iconic. Because when you say Michael Jordan, I'm not picturing him on the Wizards. Not that Megan Fox has a Wizards era. Exactly.

When you say Tom Brady, I'm not picturing him on the Chiefs. I'm sorry, on the Bucs. I'm picturing him in his iconic moments. And if you say Megan Fox, she's got a few iconic moments. To me, there's like a Mount Rushmore of girls who were like a clear-cut number one in their time. And I actually think I might have to extend it now beyond just four because I think I would actually say Sidney Sweeney's a new one but I think Pamela Anderson Baywatch era 90s Britney Spears when she came on the scene Megan Fox and then there's who's like one after maybe like a Margot Robbie maybe a yeah I was gonna say Robbie didn't have an iconic moment,

but Wolf of Wall Street. That was it. You have to close your eyes and be able to think of a thing that everybody would agree upon. And I don't know exactly which one it is for Sidney Sweeney, but I think she's reached that moment. I think she's reached that level where... You know what it really is?

Once there's a viral moment where the internet is calling you mid, that's when you know you're actually the hottest person in the world. That's the biggest compliment you can get. Do people do that

for Megan Fox? No, because she was like pre, you know. Now, that's really only Margot Robbie and Sidney Sweeney who have done it. So when you say

any of those names, if you ran around Jackie being like, somebody told me I look like Margot Robbie. Well, people are going to think a certain thing thing i can't even imagine again she's a pretty girl i think they're all on good terms now as far as i know but like the wall goes up and you're like well you fucking lied to me that is gotta be it's just hitting me how jackie's is so perfect that

like jackie's doppelganger jackie's like, don't get the bar too high. I look like the girl Aaron Rodgers didn't marry because she smelled. Aaron Rodgers was like, ah, this girl stinks. Wait, is that why? I mean, I'm sure it's not actual truth, but it was. I didn't make it up myself. It was like a rumor. I mean, Sheely Woodley is.

She had bad hygiene. It was like a rumor. I mean she would leave she had bad hygiene Oh what yeah, she's all she's one of those like crunchy. You know hippy-dippy types, okay? Well, I still would be very lucky if somebody's whatever by the way Feidelberg I have officially taken off a piece of clothing yeah, well I was getting there too, but I'm too in in trance now We're in California. I assume the participants can smoke weed? I don't know. I'm not sure what the rules are. That's a good question.

By the way, that's a little... I'm just entranced by this wall. Oh, if you were stolen? I'm not high currently, and if I was high, I'd fall in love with whoever was on the other side of it. So this is the Love is Blind episode. Season 8 is now available on Netflix. The first six episodes dropped on Valentine's Day.

And every Friday, they're dropping two new episodes until we get through to the big reunion episode with Nick Lachey and Vanessa Lachey. Now, a couple highlights. As we go through the episode, I'm going to be dropping highlights from this season of Season 8. You should go check it out. The number one reason you've got to watch this year is Madison. At least for the first six episodes, this chick is an absolute rocket and bulldozing her way through this show. I mean, she's just surrounded by these wholesome Minneapolis, Minnesota, Midwest guys who have no idea how to handle a chick of her caliber. This girl is tatted up.

She is a bad bitch. She's talking about her pierced nipples. She's talking about how she likes to role play. She's twerking, shaking that ass. And then the big moment for the first batch of episodes is her telling her man Mason how she loves cream pies. I mean, this guy, you could watch his head. His brain is scrambled.

His knees are wobbling as she tells him that she would put his pickle in her mouth and that she loves a good old-fashioned cream pie. These guys don't know how to handle a girl like this. She is ripping through the internet right now. Came out as bisexual. She's talking spicy in the pods. Some people are speculating. Maybe she makes her

money on a certain website on the internet that young ladies have been engaging in. There's a lot going on with Madison. She's one of the number one reasons to check out season eight. So tune in. The first six episodes are already available and every single week, two more are coming out. Season eight on Love is Blind. Check it out now. But it's like when you find out that the Home Alone house is a soundstage and not a house. I was like, oh yeah, of course, this is a major production. Or Jim and Pam's engagement, which we just talked about. That is one of my favorite little, that actually inspired me. I've been, I've been, I'm trying, the next thing I'm going to try to do is make themed versions of One Minute Man. I'll still do One Minute Man where I just do the news, but then I want to do one for video games.

I want to do one for television entertainment. And that one made me be like, this is such an interesting little tidbit that like, I want to make a video about this. The fact that the most iconic shot of The Office, Jim and Pam's proposal on the turnpike was a $250,000 shot where they just recreated the entire New Jersey turnpike in a Best Buy parking lot. Oh, what? I didn't know that. The shot from, it's from across the street. So you see all the cars whizzing by and it's like a long distance shot of him getting down

on one knee. I think it's raining or whatever. And I just thought they like, I don't know, roped off the New Jersey time break for like a couple hours, which again, I guess is stupid, but wow. To build that is like insane. That's crazy. Yeah.

Like 18 wheelers on it. They built like an oval track around it. So cars were just going 55 around constantly. And Jim and Pam or yeah, Jim and Pam could like feel the wind off the cars because it was just this tiny little thing in a parking i'm actually surprised that almost feels cheap 250 knowing how big of a production it was yeah kevin remember your phase where you just only say movie magic facts or whatever uh yes that that so my thing about the

the movie magic movie facts one minute man is going to be I'm starting to think all of these are fake. I really think that all these guys are like, hey, man, we'll go viral if you just say that that was unscripted. They just did it for Denzel in Training Day. It's actually pretty funny. He said that every single time he called Ethan Hawke the the n-word he was just ad-libbing it but it was a whole bunch of like his king kong speech and a lot of his things they all said was ad-libbed and i'm like i mean maybe you are talking about these guys are like the the best of the best so maybe they do all ad-lib it but it just seems a little suspicious that all of a sudden every single movie has a a moment like that but i would i

mean it doesn't that doesn't surprise me at all. Well, I guess you guys would know how much do you. People who are working for like three months and in those three months they have one crazy moment. I think that's understandable. How often are you guys ad-libbing on Out of Order and stuff? Very often. Yeah, right. So if you chumps are doing it, that's sure Denzel is. But anyway, to go back to Celebrity Doppelganger,

Feidelberg was getting settled to sit down on his seat in the plane. By the way, we got the good, good seats. The first class turned into a bed. Oh, mama. Kevin was out before the plane took off. Out like a light, man. I was supposed to be with my kids this weekend, so I didn't have them. So I had them all week leading up to it, getting up 6 a. to get them to school oh nightmare i was like i'm going to bed baby

that's the best sleep i've had in a while but vitalberg getting settled took off his hat and kind of like pushed his hair forward and transformed into ed sheeran i. I just did it again. You can't see me. Because love is blind. I mean. Right over here is. I froze. I was trying to think of an Ed Sheeran song. I'm a Sheeran head too. What was the song you danced to your dog with?

That was Thinking Out Loud. Great song. Great moment. That moment makes me cry. Have you ever seen that Jackie? No. Feidelberg at the Barstool Dog Show. We all had to do like a, you know, Westminster dog type thing where you have to perform with your pup.

And he slow danced with his dog to Ed Sheeran. And then he had to like put her down. Both those dogs are dead now. So cry harder. Yeah. But when you were dancing with her, didn't you know it was almost time uh yeah yeah so that was like a real moment i'm going through a thing with dogs right now where they like really don't fuck with me sort of like uh well yeah keep going the past just like i mean dogs kind of never like it's something i haven't really wanted to like address like

like be honest with myself about but like dogs really don't like me and the past three have like growled at me and their owners are like oh my god they like normally don't do that which is like three in a row is kind of a bad like you know three p to have and it really is getting in my head because i feel like dogs liking you is like the telltale sign that you're like a good person so it makes me feel like maybe have like a bad i don't know well yeah in in like in this dog-led america if you're not if you're not liked by the dogs you are trash yeah yeah so like to be honest if you were doing love is blind and you told somebody dogs don't like me you would probably get x'd off their list it's a major red flag that i understand and like but i don't know how to fix it. They're not giving me...

They can't talk, you know? Yeah, they definitely can't talk. That is true. Dogs can't give you feedback. I keep asking them, but they're tight-lipped about it. I'm like, we're in a standstill right now. Maybe you smell bad.

She literally put that. I literally am there. There you go. Do you put forth too much effort? effort yeah so i think part of my problem is like i love them so much and i shriek a little bit they don't like the high pitch noise they don't like the energy i think they come with kind of an intense energy that's kind of like you know i want i want to squeeze them and they can tell that i'm like about to squeeze them you're like a grandmother it's like all right enough yeah. Yeah, exactly.

But then I've tried to come at them more chill. I'm kind of just like, I don't give a fuck if you like me or not. But they can still sense it. She's like, I'm more of a cat lady. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, Lord knows if you make some of those noises that you make, like the one you make when you're laughing, dogs would be like, this thing is not human.

I don't know what this animal is. What about get a dog whistle and silently like like sneaky until your friends don't see it you're just like and the dog comes like i don't know what's happening they just started falling in love with me yeah maybe treats in my pocket treats in your pocket is exactly what i'm gonna say yeah okay a kong bar if you just keep peanut butter on a spoon in your pocket. Dude, I've been eating peanut butter on spoons lately. That was a good move.

Oh. I mean, I just take it to bed. I leave it on my nightstand. Dude, that is like one of my all-time favorite snacks.

Just spoons of peanut butter. It's great. What do you mean you keep it on your bedside table? Like, before I go to bed, I grab a spoon

and I grab a big thing of peanut butter, and I walk to bed licking it like a lollipop. But do you bring the peanut butter into bed, or just the... Just the spoon. I gotta lick it myself. Well, don't act like you're above that, because Jackie... Oh, no. He comes down to breakfast this morning, opens up his backpack. By the way, Feidelberg travels with a backpack that is Hank's backpack

from the Barstool Blackout Tour, which not only means it's 10 plus years old, it means that that has seen things, substances, smells, fluids, cities, that you should not be carrying that around. I would imagine a lot of weed has been in that back i was gonna do it for the adrenaline rush every time i go to tsa i'm gonna find something he he opens up that old dusty ass backpack and pulls out a soaking wet hoodie and says he goes honestly never more never have you had more of a Charlie Kelly moment than that. You were like disheveled. Like you ordered your breakfast.

You pull out a wet sweatshirt. You go, I got to hang this up. I got to dry it. I've been shooting it with a hair dryer for the last hour. And I'm like, what is going on? He goes, well, well, John, you want to tell him why? Tell him what happened. So Paul Brown, the guy

whose room I'm staying in... Wait, yeah, we gotta tell the whole story. So, I don't know. I'm staying in some other guy's room. I don't know. We're on the way home last night, dude. We're so tired. We're all a little drunk. He's high. We're fucked up. And John just goes,

I'm in my hotel room and there's an orange and an apple for Mr. Patrick Brown. And we, me, Pababs and jackie in the back seat i was like what the fuck did you just say he's like yeah my orange and apple for mr patrick brown and i was like are you on the planet earth right now what are you saying he thought it was so normal that there was just random stray fruit in his room assigned to someone named Mr. Patrick Brown. You're just in someone else's hotel room, dude. He said, I have an apple and an orange. Pause.

But it's from Mr. Patrick Brown. Mr. Patrick Brown is going to go down in history, man. I'm going to call you Mr. Patrick Brown forever. I don't. Look, we never got an answer. We're out of the hotel. Some guy never came in. But I don't know. The room was labeled for someone else, but my key worked on the door.

So I don't know what to do. But there was an apple and an orange and a note to Mr. Paul Brown. I said Patrick last night. But when I got to the room, I realized it was for Paul. And under the note, I finally picked it up last night after I took the picture to send to you guys. And under the note was chocolates. And I was last night after I took the picture to send to you guys, and under the note was chocolates, and I was like, well, now we're speaking my language. But I fell asleep right away

when we got to the room, like immediately, and woke up needing a sugar fix probably around 3 a.m., knew I had the chocolates, went over, I guess, I know all this is just speculation. And the fact that he doesn't know is crazy. Grabbed some chocolate, ate a little bit,

but then just fell asleep with the rest on me. And I woke up and I was just covered in chocolate. What? Just covered in chocolate. You're always covered in chocolate, though. Always. It's got to be an easy fix. That can't be that hard to wake up without chocolate.

Look, when I go to bed, I'm not like, all right, so I'll get up and I'll get some snacks. It's just happening. It's a thing that's happening to me. You guys should be more, like, sympathetic. Yeah, you know what? You don't have, like, an affliction. It's just happening. This is like a disease.

You're covered in chocolate. I'm covered in peanut butter all together. Kevin, you got to pick a condiment. You're covered in it. So then that was probably 3 a.m., right? 6 a.m., I wake up. I go take a piss in the bathroom. And as I'm walking out of the bathroom, I catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror.

And I was like, what the fuck is that? And I turn around. I mean, it's just chocolate everywhere. Everywhere. So then you washed it in the sink. Like, you want to talk about a hard wake-up. I've had some hard wake-ups in my day. The chocolate wake-ups are about as bad as they get.

What? Dude, the fact that, like, capital C, capital W, chocolate wake-ups is like a phrase for you. Like, because it's, I can't, I'm not even mad at myself. Like, when I wake up hung over and shit like that i'm like john you decided to do all this live with the consequences of your actions it's one thing when you were doing it when you were 25 you actually had a reason the fact that you're doing it at 35 when you're sober is worse i'm like the most insane kind of dr jekyll and mr hyde where it's like at night i turn into this new man and he just

fucking loved sugar bro thank god thank god because you would literally i said i'm a worse version of a guy who goes out like killing people yeah i have a couple candy bars thank god you're somewhat regular and adjusted otherwise you probably would just be killing people at night freak imagine that you're on love is blind you're like so in the middle of the night i and adjusted. Otherwise, you probably would just be killing people at night. Freak. Imagine that. You're on Love is Blind. You're like, so in the middle of the night, I can't control myself. Might range anywhere from sleeping in chocolate to murdering someone.

I don't know. Like just talking to the other person like it's a podcast. Yeah, so I'm in Patrick Brown's room. I mean, that was another fear, though. Like as I was going to sleep, I was like, I don't know if another guy's coming into this room I don't know if I'm splitting this bed I for some reason also the visual the picture that you sent because you described it as there's one apple one orange and like a long plate but I was picturing like they they probably if they're having a fruit assortment for Mr. Patrick Brown, it's probably well, you know, it probably looks pretty.

That's exactly how it's described. It was exactly what you said. Stray fruit. I think what realistically happened is that Paul Brown had checked out of the room, took a fruit on his way out the door, and then they didn't clean it. And then I just slept in his bed. And then I got a couple chocolate stains in his bed i think i think that's what happened last night why didn't you get why didn't we all get fruit though well we're not all right mr. bradley paul brown yeah he might be he might be you know

big shot for all we know uh a little update since we're by the, wait, wait. Sorry. I wanted to say somehow I skipped past it. But with the Ed Sheeran stuff, the funny story that happened. I don't shy away from the Ed Sheeran lookalikes. I think I do. I think they're accurate. I think it's a pretty solid doppelganger

for me. I think I'd like a better one. What's accurate is what's accurate. Well, you know what the thing is? The worst part about Ed Sheeran is his hair, and that's where you are not alike. So that's kind of like, yeah, all right, I'm Ed Sheeran with a great head of hair. That's a big difference. That's like Ed Sheeran goes up like five points if he has your hair.

It's a big difference, but it's not like I'm Jason Statham with a head of hair. True. There are other guys with heads of hair that would be better to look like. Yeah, he's still a hobbit. I can see him not smelling great, too. Oh, he looks like he stinks. He's so rich that he probably smells delicious, but he looks like he stinks. He's also the fucking man.

I'm a shearing head. I froze. I got the pressure of Netflix cameras on me. I froze when it came to Ed Sheeran time, but I'm'm a shearing head i froze i i got the pressure of netflix cameras on me i froze when it came to ed sheer in time um but i'm a i'm a big shearing head so then i also take back my smelling bad comment i feel like he smells great no no he listen stop lying he's not gonna watch okay he looks like he smells he is the man by the way his albums that that album number six collaborations is the most underrated album of all time.

All his albums are great. Every time he drops an album, I go, I got to start. Because whenever people ask, like, you know, not that it's always happening, but people just go, oh, what kind of music do you like? What kind of artists do you like? I never say Ed Sheeran. And I think that's a disservice and a disrespect to Ed Sheeran. I don't think anybody does.

I think that he, it sucks for him. In a way, it's kind of cool because he's a megastar without being like, i don't think there are people online hating on him the way they like hate on taylor swift yeah so in that regard it's good but it's like he is a he has as many hits as anybody i watched the video of him of benny blanco blanco uh benny blanco talking about how him and ed sheeran wrote beavers love yourself and it was like kind of an accident. They just stumbled into it. And Ed Sheeran was like, I have this ex, but I don't want to write a song

to give her satisfaction. And Betty Blanco was like, that's the song. Do that. And then they just riffed and it was done like 10 minutes later. And they had this Bieber and it's like,

it was awesome. It was so cool to watch the way that it goes down like that. I was like, oh man, that's a great, that's movie magic. Yeah. Probably made it up. Have you ever seen Justin Bieber doing like the symphony or whatever? Where he's conducting?

Yeah, he's conducting. Yeah, very cool. I was like, wow, respect earned. You're talented. Yeah, no, he's the man. Those guys are all awesome. They're all fucking so cool. There was a time, it was game six, game seven maybe.

I think seven of the second round of the NHL playoffs. Bruins were playing the Islanders. I'm at the game. Last game of the Coliseum, I believe, on Long Island. And it was me, Stu Feiner, Frankie Borelli, Mr. Borelli, Marina. I think that was it. And the Coliseum, if you don't know, if you haven't been, has the worst bathroom situation in the world.

In the world. Like, you couldn't, you had to miss a whole period to go to the bathroom. And I think there were two bathrooms, like, in the whole arena. Obviously more toilets, but I think they were literally, or at least on the main concourse. And I go out to go to the bathroom for in between periods long long long line and i'm standing in line and like a good amount of stoolies are coming up and taking pictures with me and all that good stuff and finally the guy in front of me just snaps and he just turns around he he just goes, who the fuck are you, Ed Sheeran? I was like, come on, man.

I mean, see, that was it. I just did it again. I just did it again without even thinking. I disrespected Ed Sheeran and I'm done with it. That's it. That's the last time. That's the last time I disrespected Ed Sheeran. I mean, I don't know.

I don't think we can give all the details, but Caleb and Glennie did Sunday conversation with him and they had a night with him. And the details of that night out are exactly what you would want if you went out with like your celebrity hero he's like he's the opposite of never meet your heroes if you get the chance to meet

Ed Sheeran and party with him fucking do it yeah that's good advice for everybody yeah like there's a bunch of people out there turning it down Ed Sheeran ever wants to throw a couple back you should do it now I'm like disappointed that we just have his like doppelganger. By the way, while we're talking about celebrities,

here's a fucking billion-dollar idea, Netflix, if you're listening. Every other show, Traitors and Apprentice and all that, they all do celebrity versions of their show. Celebrity Love is Blind. I guess you have to change their voices, too, because you would know who their voices are but if you got to watch two celebrities talking to each other and not realize who they were and they might fall in love all of a sudden the thing goes up and it's like justin bieber's gonna marry blah blah blah that'd be insane wait brilliant brilliant right whoa you're covering your mic sorry thank you come on jack by the way you said if you're

listening there's like a hundred people listening i've been so stressed this whole time i think no i've totally lost like i i'm i'm uh i'm like disconnected from reality in this pod as far as i'm concerned it's just the three of us falling in love maybe we'll be a throuple who knows um while while we are talking about love um Jackie's future husband, thrift shop guy. I don't want to talk about it. Well, too late. I don't want to talk about it. I got to be honest.

I think Pavs really did Jackie dirty on this one. I don't trust the way that Pavs asked. Well, I don't think he should have. So, okay. For people who don't know, Jackie went to this thrift store. Guy who works the counter. Apparently gorgeous. Gorgeous.

Jackie also bought a great jacket. Great jacket. All-time great jacket. There is no better purchase than a good jacket. It reminds me of, there was like a time, like a couple months ago, I was walking down the street. And a guy had on like the perfectly worn leather jacket like you could tell it was probably 20 30 years old and i genuinely considered just being like yo can i buy that that's like when dave bought his blue blue suede jacket i was like can i like

i need that i'm gonna take it from you it's like five grand that's what i mean there's there's a seinfeld episode about it it's like a jacket is a is a life changer yeah here's the thing though is here's what i'm realizing is for some reason whenever i picture like my cool older self i'm wearing like a cool like slouchy leather jacket like cool jeans whatever so i'm realizing now that the interaction wasn't about the hot guy because i was so swept up in the hot guy that i didn't realize i had bought my dream jacket to become my dream person. Oh, wow. That's deep. And so it wasn't even about him. He was just, you know. He just happened to be there. Okay, so the fact that you subsequently went back and then stalked him from a distance a couple other times and talked about it on a podcast, that has nothing to do with him? No. Okay, first of all, to be clear,

I would sometimes peer in the window to see if he was there but i wasn't like stalking him i would just and i should pass dude peering in a window is the definition of stalking i i think if you're gonna say like i was not stalking someone as your lawyer i would advise you to drop the word peering yeah the only thing worse than peering is leering those are the telltale signs you're stalking okay that street i have to pass that street anyways. So is it illegal to look in a window that he might be in? Yeah, it's not illegal. You're just a creep.

Okay, well, whatever. Turns out, I could have sworn that he was flirting with me. Now, looking back on it, he just wanted to sell me the jacket. Well, so, Pat, so you got you know you got was you got you got reversed that happens to to men all the time right like this waitress loves me this bartender yes this stripper yes no they don't welcome to our life bitch damn but what are the chances that jackie finds this guy yeah falls in love with him all All of a sudden, Pavs' buddies, who are this up-and-coming band, are shooting a music video there.

RC Drive, right? Yes. RC Drive, like Pavs' childhood friends. They're about to truly, genuinely blow up, which is awesome, by the way. And they're like, we're going to shoot a music video. We need to shoot at a thrift shop.

And they pick this one, and Pavs is on set with this guy for like eight hours and so right there that's crazy it's just like wow what a small world we live in a simulation what are the chances paths goes up to him and it's like hey how about that girl who's been buying those jackets you know and he's like i don't know what the fuck you're talking about to be clear i had told paths i was hey, if you could casually name your own. Oh. Oh.

Okay, that's different. I thought, because if he just did that on his own, I think that's a little bit. No, no, no, no, no. I had been, but I didn't actually think he was, because I was like, there was no natural way to do that. But I wanted to see, I was like, obviously, like, oh my God, maybe this is the world bringing us together. Turns out it's not. Turns out it's the guy. So then you can continue.

Well, I just never have seen somebody cope harder than when Jackie was like, here's the thing, here's the thing. Pav said to him, it's the girl who bought two jackets, but I've only bought one jacket. So I think that's why he was confused and didn't remember me. And I was like, okay, babe.

Yeah, that's why he didn't remember you. Pav, you should have just gone with any hot he's been in here in the last week or so. Also, to be clear, I've been looking pretty gross every time I've seen him. Anybody, any like Shailene Woodley type who like wear meat sweatshirts and... Okay, I don't even think that we explained it. So basically, Pabst said, hey, like I think my friend Jackie was actually here. She like bought like two leather jackets or whatever

again two leather jackets I only bought one so that's where probably he got confused and he said no I have no idea what you're talking about so either he's lying and he just wants to keep me all you know he just oh he's playing hard to get yeah yeah okay like he you know he wants me to come in he doesn't he doesn't want to talk to, okay. Like, you know, he wants me to come in. He doesn't want to talk to, like, my, you know, to Pavs about me. He wants me to come in. Yeah, no, he's seeing such an easy street to link up that he's avoiding it. He's like, that would make finding my love more easy. He wants me to lurk in that window.

I'll lurk back in that window. Maybe you're, like, the lurker. We're watching Jackie just slowly descend. Like, he's playing hard to get i just gotta keep stalking him a little bit yeah yeah you know you know how like girls always have nicknames for the guys they're they're talking to you might be like the lurker he's like oh lurker's back here in the window yeah there she is it's whatever the opposite of love is blind is just staring in the window he is the opposite of a matt lauer button he just hits under his desk

to lock it he's like a big clone sign falls on the door okay i don't like this picture that we're making all right the second biggest storyline in the early episodes of love is blind is this guy david now david is he's like a he said he's in like uh botox and like lip filler industry but he's not a doctor because he would have just said I'm a fucking doctor So he works like, you know, he's probably like a secretary in one of these offices, right? Anyway, he's talking about how he's so shallow and he's used to hot chicks and he's getting to know this one girl And I swear to God the only thing this guy can talk about is his goddamn sister I think this guy might be sleeping with his sister and And if he's not, I think he wants to.

I mean, he has dropped his sister at least a dozen times in the first few episodes. I can't even imagine, I can't believe that this girl hasn't been like, yo, shut the fuck up about your sister. This guy is a sister banger and he doesn't even realize it, man. So tune into David. He was supposed to be your stereotypical villain, and he doesn't even realize it, man. So tune in to David.

He was supposed to be your stereotypical villain, but you will see in the later episodes, since I got a couple of advanced screenings, that David, if you're watching, actually ends up being the furthest thing from a villain. He is involved in a much more sympathetic situation than you would realize. So I actually don't think he's the bad guy. In this case, I think he's kind of the sympathetic figure. It's definitely a dicey predicament for someone in a reality TV show dating. I don't want to spoil it for you guys,

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We get into la we're we're here for like basically 36 hours we land we're uh yesterday we're doing this today and in the meantime uh we decide we're gonna go out see our buddy steve fury very funny comedian he's going up at the store uh improv oh the improv sorry the improv and uh we're like all right let's let's let's go see steve so we go out early for a beer and then we're gonna go see his set feidelberg gets a text from uh another one of our buddies who's a comic michael turner who's doing a uh a don't tell comedy pop-up at a crossfit gym like one of these alternative spots. They rent it out.

They set up the chairs, BYOB, and you go see a night of comedy. Turner texts Feidelberg, and he's like, I got some time on stage if you want it, if you want to come do a set. And Feidelberg, no hesitation. He's like, I'm in. Let's do it.

There was so much hesitation. There was so much hesitation. There was so much hesitation. I was going to throw your bone. He was back and forth. John went to the bathroom. I say to Jackie and Paz, I was like, I don't think we should go. Like, I don't think he wants us there. But I think if we ask, do you want us to come?

He won't tell us no. He'll say yes, but he doesn't mean it. So I think I'm just going to leave. But I don't want to feel like I'm not supporting. I'm overthinking it. He's overthinking it. Eventually he's like, fuck it. I think I'm just gonna leave but I don't want to feel like I'm not supporting I'm overthinking it he's overthinking it we're all he eventually he's like fuck it I'll do it which I think I forgot my notebook well I mean that's the problem you have your notebook everywhere you go live you have your notebook did my pocket on love is blind set didn't have it in my pocket

left I last night I was walking out of the hotel. I was downstairs in the lobby. I got down a little early and I was like, I felt my pockets, did like the pocket tap. And I was like, I forgot my notebook. And then I caught myself and was like, hey, John, why don't you fucking relax? No one's going to be begging you to get on stage tonight. And that's the only time I've ever needed the notebook in my entire life. I've had it with me for five years.

That was the only time I ever needed it. I mean, kind of the perfect story though, because it was like time to man up, nut up. Yeah. And so not only does he agree to go, which already I give him props for, because it's so easy to say no to everything in life,

you know, like that's not going to make or break your career. We were all having a beer, hanging out with Steve. He's so like, you know, it could have just been a chill night, but you, you know, you'll, you've always been like a say yes guy. So you say yes and you do it, which is already impressive enough. Then we, we hop in an Uber. We go over there. We walk into this, uh, CrossFit gym and they give him, I'm not kidding you, 60 seconds notice. Turner comes over and goes, can you believe this fucking guy? I told him he could go up on stage and he said no.

And he was like, no, I said, yes, I'll do it. And he goes, oh, you did? Okay. All right. You're going up right now. Literally, as John said, I said I would do it. The girl who's up there is like, all right, that's my time. Thank you so much.

And John, they yell to the host like, John Feidelberg's coming up next. And my man rolled up there, zero hesitation, zero nerves, did eight and a half minutes of real fucking stand-up comedy, dude. It's like he transformed. It was just John and then it was crazy it was great dude i i i hesitate to even say i was like i'm so proud of john and i i don't even want to say proud because there's it just feels it's like i don't know i said about like my kids you're not like you know but i'm essentially i'm just like so happy that you're doing it but like this whole time that you've

been doing standup and then it's been very, you know, very brief so far, but just the fact that you chose to do it or doing it for real. I was like, that's so good that, you know, he's like spreading his wings and doing something new and expanding. And just like I said, like saying yes is awesome. Last night though, that was the first time I was ever like, oh, wait a minute, this guy's a standup comedian. Like I think there is, I'm not just saying this, there is like every chance that you have a standup career. And not that I doubted that,

but that material last night on a whim, no book, no prep, the jokes the the punch lines the the way you delivered it all of it i was like oh shit if any of our friends who are like lifelong comics did an eight to ten minute set that was like that it got as many laughs as those guys do you the delivery was on point the punch line that you used to close your set in la that was a fucking killer i was like like jaw on the floor i've been on stage with you before but like it's it's never felt like that i know you're probably gonna downplay this but that was fucking so impressive dude i thought this sucks for you because now like you realize it's kind of like what i say about singing the blues like

realizing that you're good at the blues like now you've come too far now you realize you're actually good about this and now you have to like chase a whole career yeah that kind of sucks john such a long run ahead of you but like you can't turn back now yeah that sucks you like are actually a natural so i don't know that sucks too bro you just put so much more work on your plate yeah yeah uh yeah no it's fun i like it i it's fun i enjoy doing it um on pavs and i that's a lot of work on our plate like scheduling wise getting there like this is this is for all of us this sucks you fucked up you fucked up our lives a little bit. Well, Jackie, you know what John really fucked up is his financial situation. His bank account is...

This is quite the adventure for you financially, John. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah. Yeah, no, I'm losing a lot. This is so fucking funny. I love this. This angle is unbelievable. Listen to this, Jackie.

Because I'm very new to this. So when I do shows, I'm paid as an opener. Yeah. Which is like $100. And I don't like traveling like an opener anymore. So, dude, when I did shows in Austin, I think I ended up losing six grand that weekend. Because you did first class? Yeah.

You fly first class. You get the nice hotel. I was like, I'm not fucking i'm not like look when most people when they're at again not that they're like at that stage of like yeah i'm gonna try this out and do some opening like you're 21 you're excited to like pack into the back of a Camry and share a room at a Holiday Inn. I'm not doing that shit. So if I decide to try this, I could very well end up bankrupt. Like, pretty quickly. The only man to have, like, a successful stand-up career and lose money in this era is going to be Jon Foy.

Which is so fitting. That would be perfect. Just add it to the list. Well, good thing God ofo is making so much money. Yeah. I am having the most fun I've had in my career in a long time. I am also spiraling into debt. Emerging money.

I am the iceberg. I am the Titanic. I have hit the iceberg. And we are just leaking money did you feel good though like like i thought that was so i remember as you walked off i was like that was so good that even feidelberg who is gonna talk badly about himself and downplay himself always self-deprecating humor all that shit even he's going to be like, that felt good. I will be 100% honest with you.

I think that was one of my worst shows. No way! You know, I'm in the room. I heard people laughing and all that stuff. But just like from my own self, like I know I missed a few lines. I know I flubbed a few lines. Well, bro, if that's your bad work, I said we were out with this guy from WME, Nate. And I was like, I don't know.

Either people have been lying about how hard stand-up comedy is or my boy is a fucking prodigy because he just stepped up and did it no problem. And, I mean, of course, I don't want to oversell it too much. I'm not saying you're up there, you know, Shane Gillis style or anything, but for someone who's only done it five, six times, the, just the, like the comfort level and the, the laughs you were getting and like the execution, you know what I love the most too is like, I've heard you do some of that material. So it was like, you know, work stuff that you've worked on, but like you worked in stuff that we just saw and talked about walking into the, like you were, you were, you were confident enough to just like throw some new material in there all with no notice. I don't know, man. I, you should be, I think you should be feeling good. No, I don't, I don't, again, I'm not trying to like play like the, Oh, like I thought it went well, but I do think it was one of my worst shows,

but it was like, it was fun to do. It was a rush a rush it was all that stuff like when we left actually we got in the car and we left and we were driving like a half hour back to the improv and like i felt the blood in my legs stop tingling you know what i mean like and it was like that was the end of it and i was like that was a good high for a minute there like yeah but that's also probably why you didn't like i don't think you realized the laughs and what's going on i think you were probably just like working on adrenaline and just going but yeah because i was nervous as fuck you know i was like oh no what have you done what if like this is not the the best setup to succeed and so like i mean i i think i don't know if it's because i'm older now or whatever but like i don't i don't not get nervous but i don't get nervous either

because i'm like what's the worst that happens they don't think it's funny okay yeah well that's where we were born in the darkness bro molded by it these these guys only adopted the darkness we've been getting hate on the internet for fucking fucking 20 years man yeah we were saying that before we're like you know a lot of comedians are like well bombing is tough and and like like not like not not that they're saying it's tough as in like it's well i guess they are um and but they're saying like you know it's different on the internet verse in person and i agree i think it's much worse on the internet yeah like in person there's far less people it ends and you go home and maybe you think about it the internet it's like 10x the amount of

people more than that like 100x the amount of people and they constantly berate barrage the barrage for like 48 hours of hate it's in your pocket at all times every time you open it you see it yeah that's like i'm going to this room i'm gonna try and be funny if they don't think it's funny i it's also like i've said it before. I've heard other people laugh at it. So unless this room is a bunch of fucking weirdos, they're probably going to laugh at it too. I do not have this mindset. I do not do well with just like any kind of rejection.

You know what I mean? Like I would not have that in me. I think you would. No, I wouldn't. Dude, I used to – I still like if we were to do podcasts, I always got nervous on stage. I was shaking and sweating.

And that was something we did like a million times before. And I had you as a safety net and voicemails and all this material to get through it. If I was just up there solo dolo with a mic right now, I would be. I don't know how you do it, man. I'm very proud of you. Thank you very much. I'm so happy this is happening through a wall. I'll be honest.

I'm kind of liking this whole vibe. We might have to put up a wall in the studio. Yeah, do you guys have this whole thing copywritten? I imagine you do. You can't have a copywritten on walls. Come on. I don't know if that's the proper legal term. Patented, maybe. Something along those lines. They probably do.

By the way, one of my favorite little tidbits resurfacing again right now because of the Chiefs, how Pat Riley has a patent on the word three-peat. Really? One of the all-time best business moves ever. He patented it back when the Bulls were first doing their first three-peat. And so theoretically, I don't know how this actually works, but I'm pretty sure, you know, every piece of merch that says three-peat and all that sort of shit there's money going in pat riley's pocket i think they said like there's going to be like billions of dollars worth of merch sold and you know he stands to make like a hundred million if

like you know xyz amount of it says three pete still not giving jimmy butler that contract um to to finish off last night uh after the show we we went back to the improv, saw Steve Fury murder, saw a few other comedians murder. Then we saw Kirk Fox. Bro. Religious experience. Put on a show unlike anything I've ever seen. Truly, though. Truly.

Like, that's not an exaggeration. It was the funniest fucking thing. I mean, we were in... At times, I thought we were being rude in a comedy club and the rudeness was stemming from us laughing too much and too loudly which is weird that that even crossed my mind weird about it but i was like yeah i started to do that she had a little bit of the dragon noise was coming a little bit of it was coming out dude he is i i i i know kirk's work from parts and rec from jury duty uh Duty, there's plenty of other things,

but I'd never seen him do any kind of stand-up at all before. That was so fucking funny. It was insane. And that's a nice, like, you know, you're like, oh, great job, doing a nice set, John. And then you go watch that, and you're like, this is fucking. Well, right, yeah, I guess so. I's where his was like there's levels man yeah but in his i just like haven't really seen that in stand-up comedy that much i feel like everyone it's like punchline punchline but his is just like drawn out like keep hitting it keep it draw it out draw it out draw it

out which makes it so funny and like it like it's it was so funny because you were just like how is he still going still going every time it's it's very hard it was so funny. Cause you were just like, how is he still going? Still going every time. It's, it's, it's very hard to describe. And I bet if you even watched this set on like YouTube or on your TV, it, you'd be like, all right, whatever. But in person, it was so unique and so weird. I was so, I was so impressed by that. I was like, I think what you just said is so important

i think if i can give myself a little credit i say it a lot you gotta be in the room got it and not not that i haven't watched kirk off out of the room so i don't know for sure but in that room the tension that there was was so it made everything so bro when he was talking about the amount of footage of rope you need to tie up seven people in Columbia. Like, it's just, you know, there's so many funny comedians who do, like, great observational humor. And it's like, who can make the best joke about the thing going on in the news today? And that's, like, 90% of most comics, you know? And then there's a guy who's just like, I don't even know where your brain comes from, bro.

You are not a fucking human. You are from outer space. We talked to him for, like, I don't even know where your brain comes from, bro. You are not a fucking human. You are from outer space. We talked to him for like 20 minutes after the show and then we get in the Uber afterwards and you guys are like,

what do these have to say? And I was like, I don't know. I don't know if I even just talked to Kirk Fox. I think, I can't,

it's like, if you're listening to this, you obviously are aware of KB and Nick. Even more, Nick, Nick I think is a little more

normal kb it gets it's actually both of them nowadays i don't think of as this but when they first came on the scene when you first were talking to them at barstool you're like are these guys fucking with me are they yes are they running game on me like what is happening and that's how it was talking to kirk for like 20 minutes just i was like i because he was just being so nice and so genuine but also i was like but there's no way he's being this nice and genuine it was a it was a very weak like awesome but experience where i was like like he gave me his phone number i'm like i'm still i'm still this was the great jackie how crazy was this what one of the weirdest things john has ever done he was just convinced convinced that Kirk Fox gave him a fake phone number.

Yeah. I still am. I haven't texted him yet, but I'm going to text him after the show. Why would someone do that? I don't know. That's so weird. I don't know. Maybe it's because I've just seen his comedy, and now I'm like, there's no way he's talking to me.

Why is he talking to me? And I still am like, I googled. He gave me the phone number, and I got in the Uber, and I googled 213 area code. It is Los Angeles, so that's a point for the time. You are his phone number, dude. You know what's so funny? This reminds me. There's, like, the biggest bag I ever fumbled was in college.

There was this guy, and he, like, was funny in the sense where, like, he would just, like, whenever I was laughing at something, like, he would just draw it out, draw it out, draw it out, until I'd be, like, crying tears. Like crying tears like he was literally like so funny to me and he was like obsessed with me like he was locked in on me and he was like hot and everything but i couldn't figure out why he liked me i was like what the fuck is like why is he wrong with you too what what's wrong with you i know i was like why would he like me over my friend? Which is so sad to say. That's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard. Why would he like old pepperoni nips?

Hey, no more pepperoni. I don't have pepperoni nips anymore. For the Netflix team that's listening. I would still like to be on this show. Yeah, to be clear, very normal nips now. But, what was I going to say gonna say but anyways my friends were like get it fucking together yeah he likes you now like i couldn't get it together i just kept self sabotaging it now he's dating this really beautiful girl they're definitely getting

married and yeah you blew it you could have had you know a kirk fox in your life i know anyway so we both we both blew. We both dropped it. Now we're stuck with Kevin on the other side of this pod. Well, listen. We have. I talked to Jackie. What? I talked to Jackie about this the other day.

And as long as she's still game, I think we're going to do our own little version with Jackie. A little Love is Blind action. I want the Netflix people to do it. I would love to put you in the real pods, but if not, I think we got to have some suitors come through Barstool

and you have to like talk to them blind. Maybe you'll find your love that way. I don't trust you guys though. I feel like you're just going to put like Frank the Tank in there. Would we ever steer you wrong? I know, I know. That was the thing I heard.

Yeah, no. a thing I heard. Yeah, no, here's the deal. You'd have some diamonds in the rough. But there'd be a lot of rough. There'd be a lot of rough. It would be, what do they have, like TPC sawgrass or whatever they call it? I don't know. Some golf person is screaming into their car right now. But one of the golf courses has...

Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Like the very long... Whatever, I botched that one. I think it's called the Tallgrass, bro. No, but there's one particular course that has like really, really long... Well, you botched it. You did, you botched it.

Yeah, no, and we don't have any service, so I can't... Pull the ripcord. It's over. It's over. The reference is done. No, that was... See, you couldn't see me. I was bringing have any service so I can't pull the record it's over it's over the reference is done no that was see you couldn't see me

I was bringing up my phone so I could check the time 10 minutes 10 minutes left perfect time alright the final scene in episode 6 of Love is Blind

leaves you with a cliffhanger as we finish up the first batch of season 8 it is between Taylor and Daniel where Taylor has this sneaking suspicion that Daniel has already followed her on Instagram prior to this whole season.

So he's in the pods and he's like bringing up all these things they have in common stomach being like, I already know this guy, which would be a crazy move to secretly know who you're talking to on Love is Blind and not reveal that and bring up all these things that, oh my God, I can't believe we have all this in common. It's like, yeah, well, that's because I stalked you already and I knew it and I'm bringing it up on purpose. That would be nuts. Now, this guy Daniel is very, like, he was not very convincing initially that he didn't follow her, but it gets, it certainly gets dicey in the coming episodes. One of the weirder things we've ever seen on Love is Blind where they basically broke the fourth wall, producers came out, they gave her back her phone. It gets absolutely wild. So check it out. Taylor versus Daniel. I want to know who you think is in the right and who's in the wrong on this one. It's the final scene of the first six episodes of this Love is Blind season eight to round out things before we go to the villas

and bring them back to real life. So check it out. Season eight of Love is Blind available on Netflix now. Well, it's actually funny you brought up like not knowing, like being real, acting real and weird, because this is something I noticed when we checked in and then Pabst brought it up. I think hotel concierge people are the weirdest fucking people on the planet earth and i heard you guys talking about this i don't know what you're talking bro they are so over the top bizarre and i don't know if it was maybe just this hotel because pavs noticed it too

like you're just there to check in and be like here here you go man here's your key uh you're on the seventh floor. Good, cool. That's it. That's all it really needs to happen. And instead it was like, Mr. Clancy, here's your card. And they like presented it to me like it was glass and it was gonna break. And they were like, now we have bottles of water.

When you finish them, you can refill the water bottles. Do you have any questions for me here? I'm gonna need you to sign this. It's just, everything is so... All those things are so normal. No, not, no, no, no, no. You just described them handling, handing your room key.

That's, no, that's what I mean. Telling you about the waters that are free. It should be normal. It should just be like, here's your room key, man. But it's so effusive. And like, you're just treating me like I'm like the fucking king and queen of the world.

And it's like, just give me the fucking key, man. Everything is, they have to get so sick of being that phony and like blah, blah, blah to everybody. I would hate that gig. Oh, I wouldn't like it. But the way you guys are saying it, it makes me think it turns you off.

And like, I wouldn't say it turns me on, but it's just like, I hope not, you little creep. You little fucking kinky fucker. If your kink is. I got nut. If your kink is hotel concierge treating you nicely, you've got issues. I'll be honest. Now that I'm getting older, my kink might be people treating me nicely.

Like, I'm not, like'm kind of kidding, but also not like, someone just being nice to me? Well, Lord knows we don't get enough of that anywhere else. That and the other thing I've just got to get off my chest. I don't know if I can just put it on Lyft

or if it's ride shares in general. If you say you're a fucking XL car, you better be extra goddamn large. Okay? It better be large and extra than that. Okay? We got an XL today that had two, it didn't even have a bench seat,

so it had two people in the back seat. And then we fold down the other stuff to put our luggage in and the guy goes, oh, well, this fit man and we're like yeah we know that's why we got a fucking xl dude and he was like well you know what are you gonna do i was like well we're gonna have to get another car that's what we're gonna goddamn do that that was it's particularly it can be frustrating particularly when we're on the road because we're there's four of us we're carrying bags and shit like that we were on a tight schedule today we had to be here by 11 we had the uber on time guy shows up fucking three seats for us it's like what does the xl button do then

we also can we talk about our uber driver last night oh yeah we had such luck with our just a full-blown drunk driving shit face driver last last night. I get drunk Uber drivers pretty often. This guy, he thought roads that were completely open were closed. He was like, why is the GPS taking me this way? It's closed. It was just construction. He could have gone. He ends up doing a U-turn, going through back roads.

Slurring his words the whole time. Slurring his words the whole time. Doing the full stop at stop signs, which we all know. When you do the full stop, it's because, you know, we've all been there before, okay? But what did fights, what did you say you were? I was talking about talking to Kirk. Right. And how, like, he was so nice.

He was opening up so much. Very taken aback by that. And the guy just chimed in with with like, I forget what he said, but it was like he put a vacuum into the car. He just sucked the air. You said, you were like, I don't know why Kirk was being so like polite and so like talkative. He was just like telling me all this stuff. And the guy goes, I've been out here for a while, like driving like some famous people around. Some people just get off on giving information.

And maybe he was just like, he wanted to give information, bro. And the whole car was like... I was probably like, well, I don't even know what the fuck to say to that. It went so fucking dead quiet. I was like, shut up, drunkie. Just get us home. Dude, that was like the Uber driver I had in Austin who was so drunk. This woman who was just hammered.

And I was in my own head trying to talk myself down. Like, John, you're being a little stereotypical about the Southern accent right now. She's not drunk. She's just a Southern woman. And then we get out of the car. I was with Nick. And Nick was like, that woman was shit-faced. And I was like, all right, I thought so too.

He goes, no, I don't think so. When you ran into the store, she just told me. She just told me she's been at a brewery all day. And I was like, oh, all right. We got a couple of minutes left here. So we'll wrap up with, I don't want to be a prisoner of the moment and recency bias or whatever. I think that the Luka Donccha trade was a where were you when moment i think i will never forget i that moment i am gonna agree with you

i don't know i think i'm just gonna agree i think so i think so i don't i don't it doesn't have the same implications as some other sports moments because it was just like, I don't know, these two teams will move on and we'll see what happens. But it was so ridiculous. I had, I had just had opened my phone literally as the tweet went up. I remember seeing like, it said like seven seconds when the tweet had gone up and I said, that's not real. That's like, that's fake. And I thought it was a fake Shams account where, you know, you change the letter by

one thing or whatever. And then the first reply was Shams got hacked and it was so and that's never nobody's ever been hacked like that it's not real but I was like that's what it must be and I remember thinking to myself that's a very bizarre thing to do is hack someone's phone and say that Luka Doncic has been traded for Anthony Davis on a first round pick and that i mean that's how ridiculous it was that i i thought every other version it's fake it's hacked whatever before i arrived that it's just a thing that actually happened i think i'm trying to think of you know so many sports moments you just remember because you're like you're watching it or you're there like the the it's it's like roster moves are the

bigger ones like like where were you then because like most of them are like, where were you? I was on the couch watching the fucking game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The fact that we're here is so unique, too. I would have Kobe dying one. On the plane to the Super Bowl. On the plane to the Super Bowl. Gotta tell everybody.

Andrew Luck retiring, too. Really? I was also on a plane for that one. I was on a plane coming back from... Oh, I don't remember that at all. It was, I believe it was week zero of the college football season. I was coming back from Orlando

because I, like, went to... It was, like, one of those, like... Remember when we used to travel around and do, like, Bud Light tailgates or whatever? I had gone to the Florida game for week zero and I was on the flight back from that. And then this might be three. I have no recollection of Andrew Luck,

but this is way up there. This is, I mean, Jackie was like trying to keep up with it. And we, I mean, we must've looked so dramatic and ridiculous the way we were acting. But then the way that you guys described it, I was like, oh, okay. Yeah, I said it would be like if Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds, forget about the drama going on.

If like an it couple out of nowhere broke up and then, you know, the girl started dating some like random jamoke and she was like, oh my God, this is a big deal. Yeah. The Blake Lively, I have something to say about them. The, the, the like gossip and people talking is one thing, like whatever. Obviously we're all going to do that no matter what. Them releasing statements like twice a week each crazy if that was like if those were your friends if you had like let's say jackie and kevin you guys get in a fight kevin one day you come tell

me about how how it started the next day jackie you come tell me yeah yeah i'd be like okay i'm getting the gist the next day kevin you come tell me. Yeah, yeah. I'd be like, okay, I'm getting the gist. The next day, Kevin, you come tell me again. And then Jackie comes tells me again the next day. I go, hey, how about this? You two go sort it out and come back. Yeah, yeah. Like, in any real, like, friendship, you wouldn't deal with that with your friends.

No, personally, I'm invested. Why don't they just shut the hell up? But no, again, like, you being invested is different. Like, they're mega celebrities. It's gossip. That makes sense. Them releasing statements every day is insane. Well, I'll like you, you being invested is different. Like they're mega celebrities. It's gossip. That makes sense. Them releasing statements every day is insane. Well, I'll tell you what, dude, uh, Baldoni's lawyer is the fucking Terminator.

That guy's scary. Yeah. He's not fucking around. And they just put out, they just made a website, dude. They just dropped a website for this, which is crazy. It's called the lawsuit info.com. And it has 168 pages of all of their text messages

just proving how much Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds were like, you're the best. We love you. You're amazing. This is so great. It's all damning stuff too.

But then in a week, Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are going to have something. Yeah, I don't trust anything anymore. Yeah, but that's the thing. This is more, this is like 25% legal lawsuit and 75% PR

and he is killing the pr game right now motherfuckers hate blake lively and ryan ryan's now i i don't know what to think of it all i mean i hate justin baldoni with a passion but i i think there's very few people in the world who can just understand hating someone but thinking that they're in the right like i don't like him he's a sleazeball but i think everything that's kind of come to light. People are talking about metadata, John. Proving that the text that the New York Times put in their website came months before the lawsuit. And the New York Times said, well, the only reason we had these texts was because it was public knowledge. So that's proving that the New York Times was colluding with Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds.

I mean, this goes deep, dude. Candace Owens has made her whole career about this now. Really? She's doing, like, videos daily being like, this, you know, attacking them. It's not what you want

in your life. Even if it did happen, like, just call it off because Candace Owens is now gonna fucking, you know, hunt you down the whole time.

The court case isn't even until 2026 so there's no point in even, like, talking about it. Oh, wow. You know what court case is coming back

is the Idaho murders. I think that's soon. Well, in that case, John, I'm a little nervous, but this is something I've wanted to do for a long time now, man. We've been together for a long

time and talking to you through the wall, I really got to know who you are. And I'm just going to... I'm down on one knee over here, John. I know got to know who you are. And I'm just going to... I'm down on one knee over here, John. And then you look at me. John, will you... I tried to make a surprise.

Yeah, yeah, that was good. I'm thinking about that. John or Jackie, one of you two, will you marry me? No, I get it. I'm full rejection for me. Clearly you have your pick.

So I'll go fuck off. I'm in, baby. I'm in. I'm doing a cowabunga sign, which I think is really when you propose to someone,

that's what you're hoping to get back. I think they usually go, let's go! Let's go, baby! Let's go! Love is blind! Let's go!

Alright, well, I'll go fuck myself. I'll go fuck Kevin. I'm gonna put my shoes back on now. I did this whole thing barefoot, guys. I didn't do the whole thing. I'll go fuck Kevin. I'm going to put my shoes back on now. I did this whole thing barefoot, guys. I didn't do the whole thing. I did about half of it. Oh, cool.

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