KFC Radio - We're Getting Married in Vegas Ft. Abella Danger and Seth Rollins

Episode Date: August 19, 2021

Subscribe, Rate, Share, and Leave a Review! Subscribe to our youtube: barstool.link/KFCRADIO - It's Abella Week - KFC Radio is back live in Manhattan at Caroline's on September 15th 00:06:41 - Abella Danger on going back to college, before her porn career and how she got into porn, her boyfriend, sex, and much more - Feitelberg is going back to college too - We're going to Vegas and the guys are gonna get married - Travis Barker gets back on a plane for the first time since surviving a plane crash in 2006 - AITA - not wanting grandma to attend wedding - sending cousins nudes to family members - Voicemails - co-worker stealing KFC Radio stories - John Cena vs The Rock 01:40:03 - Seth Rollins on WWE coming back after Covid and treating wrestling like a TV show, Seth's wrestling idols, WWF Attitude Era, backyard wrestling, and much more Let us know what you think on Twitter: @KFCRadio @KFCBarstool @Feitsbarstool @JNics415 @nickhammy5 @Joshua__DM @macczack21 @mikeypavssYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I was like, should I join a club or something? Like, how involved should I be? Should I just limit myself to going to clubs? I mean, I didn't even think of extracurriculars. There's so many clubs. You're going to be like in the debate club?

Should I join the swim team? Like, I don't know. Oh my God, the swim team like i don't know it's another edition of kfc radio on the Barstool Sports Network. It's Clancy and Feidelberg. It's Bella Danger Week, so we're going to get right into it. Bella's on the show. If you listened to my podcast yesterday, you heard her talking about her future

and some of the things that she's doing. And I remember thinking, like, John was at the Classic, right? Yes. So I had done that alone. I was like, I can't wait for John to get home. And telling you that Abella's going to college was one of my favorite things. You were like, this stunning look on your face. Like, are you fucking kidding me?

But the more stunning thing was the stunning look on her face. Her face! What do you mean? I said that the most beautiful thing about Abeella is that she doesn't get it no she genuinely is like oh yeah i guess like it will cause a stir that i'm gonna be a porn star in college like are you gonna dress how you like are you gonna look how you look i've never seen her in regular clothes unless unless abella and i'm gonna look at this right now because abella i want you to see this abella unless you do the rob macklehaney move where you just start drinking

a pint of ice cream every night and put on i don't know 60 70 pounds it's gonna blow the tits off every classroom you walk into everyone's gonna be like who the fuck is that not not not now who the fuck is that that's who i think right But even if you don't know, they're going to be like, well, like, there might be some young guys who don't. Nope. Everyone knows. There might be some young girls. There might be girls who don't know her.

Everyone knows. And they're, but even if they don't, you know what they're going to be like? They're going to be like, that chick's got to be a porn star or something. What the fuck is that? That's not just a normal fucking girl. Dude, I showed my girlfriend a clip of a Bella. Oh, the clip where a Bella asked Rudy if... Do you remember me?

Do you remember where I am? Do you remember meeting me? Yeah. Of course. I was like, do you think he forgot? But I showed her that clip, and as soon as a Bella walked through the door, she goes, Jesus. About what? About Rudy?

No, about a Bella. Who said that? My girlfriend. Oh, about Bella. Who said that? My girlfriend. Oh, about, yeah. As soon as Bella came to the door, she was like, Fucking Jesus. Like, forget about it. Jesus.

I mean, yeah, she's that type of showstopper. So whether or not you even know, it doesn't matter. Like, there's just not other girls who are going to look like that in college. Who are wearing what she's going to be wearing. But who are also incredibly recognizable. I know, man. Abella, I fucking love you. But everyone else does too.

Well, she said to me, she said, oh my God, some of the comments are saying that they're sick of Abella Danger Week. I hope that this was still worth it. Never.

She goes, I hope that this was still worth it for you. I was like, yeah, it was still worth it. And by the way, it was after we've done, at that point, we've done Answer the Internet and my podcast. It was two for you. I was like, yeah, it was still worth it. And by the way, it was after we've done, at that point, we've done Answer the Internet

and my podcast. It was two things. It's not like, you know, it's just been on every fucking thing. Two things with an incredibly beautiful and fucking hilarious person. Sounds good to me. So we're going to get

right into the interview rather than fucking around and putting it at the back end. But first, big announcement. KFC Radio is back live in Manhattan we're going back to our home ground our home field, back to our old stomping grounds at Caroline's on Broadway

shout out to Levity in Rockland but now we're getting back to the city where we've always sold out and always had a great time so September 15th Caroline's on Broadway it's we're back maybe yeah, it's a party week.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, that feels like we've been there so often that I feel like we're just going to be, like, doing our show and fucking letting it rip. So get your tickets now. Those usually, Caroline's always sold out, like, right away. Getting back from the pandemic, I don't know how ticket sales are going to shake out and whatnot.

But last time, even just mentioning it on the podcast, those sold out immediately. So if you're in Manhattan, don't sleep on it. They probably will go fast. I would really, really. If you're planning on coming, just get them right away because waiting might not work out for you. So just follow us on social.

And I think it's carolinesonbroadway.com or on bway.com yeah that sounds right if you just search carolines you can get tickets there it's a good show we always hang out afterwards what I like about carolines is they got the bar right there we usually hang out in the lobby afterwards take pictures

just carolines.com you can get tickets what's the day of the week? Wednesday so you don't have to worry about any weekend plans Wednesday September 15th Powerlines.com. You can get tickets. What's the day of the week? Sorry. It's a Wednesday. Wednesday. So you don't have to worry about any weekend plans. So Wednesday, September 15th, KC Radio back live in Manhattan. Go get your tickets now.

And let's get into it with Abella Danger. It's brought to you by New Amsterdam Vodka. Abella's the goat. New Amsterdam's the goat. One of the best vodkas out there. Came on the scene, what, a few years ago? Sometimes things just happen that are perfect. And I'm so hungover right now.

And just need a little guy. Need a little guy. I got you. I got you. There is he. Get the custom bottle. It's a fancy bottle in here. This was the commemorative bottle.

I didn't know what was going on there. You got passionate for a second. Oh, a reason for a sip. And the beauty is with New Amsterdam, you can take it. Yeah, you want a shot glass? The New Amsterdam? Yeah, I'll take a shot.

Yeah, be a gentleman about it. But you can. You can do shots. You can do mixed drinks. You can do martinis with it. Slushies, you know, summertime drinks. Everything with New Amsterdam because it is, you know,

five times distilled Extra smooth And you got this The Barstool Commemorative bottle Limited edition For this summer So you can get it And you always got the bottle

It is one of the coolest bottles And that I realized I am such a basic bitch When it comes to this stuff Like This bottle Makes a difference to me

Like The fact that it looks like The Freedom Tower It looks like a Beautiful building On like a skyline. The fact that some of these cans are now skinny and tall and some of the colors. I'm like, I am just a sucker for packaging and branding.

Marketing. This looks like a cool bottle. Oh, marketing people can sell things to me. Yeah. They could put it in this giant jar. I mean, yeah, New Amsterdam in a jar. New Amsterdam in a pretty bottle. I'm buying it.

So go get your New Amsterdam vodka and get the commemorative edition, limited edition bottle from Barstool Sports. All right, let's do it. A bell of danger on KFC Radio. All right, it's a bell of danger week. Wrapping up with her final appearance. She was on Answer the Internet earlier this week. We did a deep dive yesterday on the Kevin Clancy show

and now she's back here with Fights. So, yeah, I mean this is why you should be in the content game because, I mean, if we roll out a whole fucking week of your stuff you're good at this. You already promised me you're going to help me. I'm going to produce this shit.

Take 50%. So listen, I told John. Wait, you say 50%? Yeah. Oh, you got a good deal. I know. I threw that out yesterday, and she said, okay. I was like, okay. First rule after we sign the papers, you need a new business manager.

Well, I feel like you would be doing most of the work. I would just show up, and that's it. No? I would have to do more of that? I don't want to do that. We'll find out. Well, here's what Abela is doing. And I told John, I was like, I got to wait.

I can't wait to tell you this, but we're going to wait for the show. Abela is going back to college. Shut up. Like, in class, she's just going to be an enrolled student. Like, at, just like, in the classroom, in the auditorium. You're going to go, like, in person to class? Yeah, I already went to my student orientation, it was like 100 of 18-year-olds. Jesus Christ, Abel.

So obviously we're already thinking like, I mean, the guys are going to be like, what the fuck? And the girls are going to be like, what the fuck? So then I started thinking, you know, I'm obviously making the low-hanging fruit joke. Like this is like the start of a porno.

And also tell them what your professors, how'd you pick your professors? Okay, so on remit teacher professor.com and i just picked all male professors all of them older male professors so because i felt like i don't know i i was like what would be the better out of the two are you saying what school you're going to um yeah so i'm going to miami-dade college which is like a state it's not like a community college it's like a state college and you can and you can get your bachelors there. But I want to, after I get my A, I want to go to FIU. So I don't think that I would stay at Dade.

What are you studying? International relations. She's going to get her master's degree, and she's just going to be in class. So I'm thinking, is this because you don't want to do porn anymore? No, no, I do. Yeah, I still do. No, literally, no, I do. Yeah, I still do. No, literally. Yeah, I just have so much free time.

So I was like, I need to like just do something. And I was like, I'm so bored. And yeah, which is the most like, because like, wealthy privilege. No student loans. I'm gonna get my master's. Yeah, like I only work like two or three days out of the month. And then the rest of it, I'm just like doing nothing. So I so i was like might as well this would be a fun like experience i'll hang out with like a bunch of 18 year olds because i'm 25 so i feel really old sometimes yeah

but so here's my idea because i was like yeah it can be like you know a porno plot line is but but also like abella goes to school ab Bella goes to college would be an unbelievable content series. And I've also, I've absolutely, are you kidding? That would be like, no doubt about it. One of the most,

one of the best porn stars of all time is just like in, in class. Like were there books? Like, yeah, I have the answer. Like, yes,

it would be amazing talking to the other students interviewing the professors just following you watching you do like homework writing papers can you imagine abella doing like like citing her her sources like just fucking bibliography i feel like my interactions might be interesting with my classmates yeah that's what we're talking about but also I have been pushing for another content series here involving college. I've been asking this guy to go back to school. I refuse.

He won't do it. He's like a couple semesters, a couple of classes. So why don't you go to school with a Bella? Bella and fights do college. Honestly, the one way I could get you to go back to college is if you're with her. Would you go to college with her?

You guys sit next to each other? I mean, I'd go to Miami Dade. Yeah, that's in Miami. Brother. How would that work? We'll move mountains for this shit, okay? We'll go to Miami for a semester. I am open to the idea.

It's really long game. I mean, I don't want to move to Miami, though. My schedule sucks. How about you go? She loves Miami. i love you if you roll the bell it's better than la so like it's better than la yeah but it's not as good as new york it's cheaper is it yes you gotta be rich rich no oh my gosh are you kidding me the taxes here are way higher like the properties are way high well i guess where do you live? Like do you not live? I live in Manhattan

Oh isn't that really expensive? Yeah It's Miami's cheap I don't think Miami's cheap But I think Do you guys have a state tax here? Yes

Okay we have no state taxes So we only pay federal Isn't it like higher property taxes then? No I don't think so I paid But also You're like

You learn these things at school Yeah you are rich so I really I feel like it's smart That I'm going to college To find out You're gonna learn These things at school Yeah you are rich So I really I feel like it's smart That I'm going to college now And not when I was 18 Because then I would just be like

I would have been paying Like a bunch of Like student loans And like all that Like I'm paying out of pocket Yeah so Cash like boom right here My schedule sucks

So I don't feel like You would want to go with me Not this semester Because This is crazy You go in the morning Wait what's your schedule So you know your classes and shit

Yeah I have it on my phone Like I got 11.30 this And a 1.30 that Yeah because it starts on the 24th why this is so interesting because it's just like like you gotta understand when you're you've never done this before you've never been in college so you know what you do right Like, when you go to college for the first time, and there's just, like, an attractive girl in class. Okay, I don't know. That girl, like, if there's, like, a hot chick in your class, that becomes, like, news. You know what I mean?

That's, like, the guys talk about just, like, the pretty girl in class. Like, there was a girl that we just called Sociology Girl because we all had her in sociology together, and we just knew her because she was super fucking hot and she was in our sociology class and that like she was like you know like famous within our little uh campus you it's gonna be that times a billion are you gonna go to class like dressed like this no well it's really cold at my school so i actually like had to buy like a bunch of hoodies and stuff.

And we had to wear masks, so... Oh, all right, so you might get away with it. So, but yeah. They might just be like, that girl has a badass. I don't know who she is,

but that girl in my international relations class said a dunk on her. I have a schedule right here. It's so long. Oh, my gosh. Well, it's my fault, though,

because I only wanted to go Tuesdays and Thursdays. Yes, you load up. So I'm taking my four classes. Four classes. Jesus Christ. It's like a full fucking load. A bella takes a full load. I mean.

Yeah, so my first class is at 11.15 and like my last class is like at 7.30. 7.30 p.m.? Yeah. Bro, you're dropping out so fast. No, well. It was like, wait a minute. I'm rich. What am I doing?

I have breaks in between. No, I really feel like it would just be so interesting. I don't disagree. The idea is interesting. And then you're going to get in a class and you're like, fuck this. Yeah, so if I went to a university after Miami Dade, which I do plan on doing so, I really just want to get my master's just to say that I got it. It would be really fun to get a doctorate.

Is that just like a fuck you? I mean, if you were Dr. Danger. Yeah, because then I would be called Dr. Danger. Exactly. But that's just way too long. I'm realistic person i'm a realistic person i can dedicate six years like amazing and it's just two days a week but yeah so okay so if i went to fru i already know what sorority i would join oh my god yes i just feel like it would be so funny it would be so ironic it would be five sigma sigma five sigma sigma yeah ironic. What's the room you want to be in?

It would be Phi Sigma Sigma. Phi Sigma Sigma. Yeah, so it's like all the cute girls are there. They're always really close with the Sigma Opimus, which are the cutest guys. I just feel like it would be so fun. I mean, are you just going to go? So wait, I didn't even think about it. I just kept thinking about her going to class,

which is silly enough. Are you just going to be at college parties, you think? I feel like, listen, I want to do anything to keep me young. You're going to slum it some nights and go to cake parties? Yeah, I would want to hang out with younger kids. And like, yeah. Did you, I mean, so you started like porn at 18. You were like right to the industry.

So when you were that age, was your social life like clubs and Hollywood mansions and shit? Or have you ever just done like no kid parties if you will so in high school oh my god like growing up in miami is like crazy because it's just like i remember the weekend would come and i would get like 10 million texts of like this house party at this out just in this and crazy dude like oh my gosh like like keggers like yeah and we're like in high school you did that like yeah i did all that drinking another solo car playing beer pong all that kind of shit yeah exactly all of that but like crazy like crazy crazy and um so when i guess when i got into the industry i didn't really feel the need to do that because i spent like the last four years of my life doing it um and then so

you were doing that from like 15 to 18 yeah i was all right so then you you're you're familiar with it because i was thinking if you've only ever done like bottles and fucking clubs and shit you know that's not what college is but if you're already familiar with it and you want to do this like you you're well college is like different you know yeah yeah but i mean you had to like i mean again like like whoever like the hot girl is is gonna be like be like Fuck I know I was like I'm waiting for the show I feel like I'm going to have to keep you guys updated

I'll let you know No You're going to keep us updated With like a weekly episode Of the show you're going to do Bella goes to college It might get boring after a while It won't

It won't You don't understand Because I learned this about you yesterday too Like It won't. You don't understand. Because I learned this about you yesterday, too. There are certain things I don't think that you don't realize. I don't think you realize who you are and what you are and how people perceive you. It's not just going to be like, oh, that's okay. Let's get back to work.

Whoever's in that class is going to be like, well, I'm getting, like, an F in this class. I'm never going to fucking pay attention ever again. I know. That's what I'm scared of. Like I said, like, I don't want to, like, distract people to a point that, like, the teachers hate me. So. Well, that's my power, that must be. To walk into a room and go, I don't want to distract people too much. Yeah.

Like, you are all, like, under my spell. I mean, I, I, I, I love it. I think it's, it's, it's,

it's actually, you know, pretty admirable. It'd be like, I'm, I, I want to do something more than plenty of people just be like, all right,

I'm like two days a week and I'm just going to like chill and sit around all day. But I would probably get bored. Like that's a lot of downtime. If it was like, I work for a couple of weeks and I'm off for a couple of weeks, I would probably just do that But you know If you're free like 27 days a month

Got you something right Yeah I was like Should I join a club or something Like how involved should I be Should I just limit myself to going to clubs I mean I didn't even think of extracurriculars There's so many clubs You're gonna be like in the debate club

Should I join the swim team Like I don't know Oh my god the swim team I can't Should I join the swim team? Oh, my God. The swim team. I can't. Should I go to the football games? Yes. Why don't you be a cheerleader?

Yeah, they do. It's a state college. Dude, didn't he go there? It's actually funny. I went to school with his daughter. I went to school with his daughter, Ja'Kyra. She was in my sister's age, and we were all in the dance magnet program. So I know his daughter very well. Yeah, he could definitely be on the cheerleading team, right?

Huh? He could definitely be the cheerleader for the team. I would love that. Yeah, I mean, I cheered growing up, so definitely competitive. What, like, extracurriculars, what clubs would you want to join? I don't know. Which ones? Give me some suggestions.

Like, what do you think I would be good at? Do they do yearbook in college? Do they? I don't know. Let's see. I'm going to find Florida International. I know their mascot is the sharks. I'm going to go with the Florida International.

Okay, yeah, that might be more interesting. Florida International University. My friend just graduated from there, so I went to the graduation, and I definitely got recognized by a lot of people at the graduation. Yeah. Yeah, she just got her BA there. Student life at Florida International University. From clubs and organizations to a wide range of dining, yada, yada.

Okay, let's see. See clubs and organizations. All right. Okay, there's a bunch of different ethnic groups. There's Black Student Union, Caribbean Student Union, Haitian Student Union. What ethnic group? You can't get any of those. Hispanic. Hispanic? Hispanic? All right, so yeah, Haitian Student Union. What? You can't get in any of those. Hispanic.

Hispanic? All right. So, yeah, you can do that. You know, there's got to be a Hispanic one down there, right? That's just like you're in the school. You go to Miami, you're a part of the Hispanic Union, you know? Okay. There's a lot of Black Panther stuff.

That's really awesome. Society for the Advancement of Women That's cool That would be I think that would be A pretty good one for you I think that There might be some people

You gotta win over People feel like I'm also anti-feminist But I feel like I'm the definition of feminism Absolutely I would argue You're fucking rich

And successful and independent Dang And you do what you want Thank you What's Toastmasters International? I have no idea You're What's Toastmasters International? I have no idea. You're losing me. Toastmasters.

We're a public speaking group that's dedicated to helping our members improve their public speaking skills. Do you want to learn how to give speeches and stuff? I can hardly speak myself. Okay. Here's some real ones. Okay. I'm going to throw this at you one by one. The Astronomy Club.

No. You don't like the stars and the moon and outer space? No, I'll save that for Jeff Bezos. He can go. Okay. The Billiards Club, like playing pool. Oh my gosh, I have a pool table in my house, and I literally just watch all the guys play it,

and I never touch it. You can invite the student body over, and they'll play pool at your house. It's not really my thing, but I feel like it would be very entertaining for people to watch me, because I would have to bend over a lot. I feel like your would be very entertaining for people to watch me. I would have to bend over a lot. I feel like your opponent would be like,

what's going on here? How about the chess club? I don't even know how to play chess. That would be funny. That's why you join and learn. How about the garden club? Oh my gosh, no, this is all so boring. How about the geek culture club?

No. Now that would be funny though. Because listen, you roll up to the Geek Culture Club. It's loading here. I'm assuming that's going to be like, I don't know, some Dungeons and Dragons. There's some hot geeks out there. That's like Game of Thrones and Marvel and stuff. I've never even watched Game of Thrones.

Okay. Well, you're – fuck. Because I was going to say that like – Give me something else. now like geek shit is kind of like in and i feel like if you were if you were boy this website sucks man never mind these guys these guys fucking suck this club will have panel discussions costume workshops video game tournaments and more no because if you were the queen of the geek culture club, like you, imagine like a gang rolls up

of like, you know, like typical nerd. Glasses, and like, parted hair, and they're all dorks, and then like in the middle

is fucking a Bella. She's just like, what up? We're playing this video game tournament, you fucking losers. I don't even know how to play video games. How about table tennis?

Ping pong? Um, no. What do you do? I have like no interest. The porn club. Start about table tennis? Ping pong? No. What do you do? I have like no interest. The porn club. Start the porn club there. Oh my gosh.

Fuck. No, I mean, maybe if there was like a dance team or something. Definitely like cheerleader. Okay, do that. Something basically. And the sorority. Don't forget. Yeah, I was going to say fraternities and sororities are down there.

All right. So it sounds like the clubs are out. Yeah. It sounds like we're just doing sports and parties. You're going to be one of the cool kids, all right? Only the losers do fucking activities. Come on. Yeah, maybe something athletic.

I don't know how to play any sports, though. Did you play sports for a while? No, I just, so all I did was dance. You can't play sports in college. I don't play sports, though. I can get a tennis pro to teach me and get really good. Okay, we have a minute to do that. You got to go to school next week. Get really good at tennis right now.

Yeah. I guess I didn't factor in that everyone else has been doing that their whole life. Yeah. It's extremely hard to play college sports. Very, very elite if you do that. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. All right.

We'll work on that. Maybe I'll just play the Olympics. Why not? You're very, very elite if you do that. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. All right. We'll work on that. But, I mean. I was like, maybe I'll just play the Olympics. Why not? Get really good. Become a barstool athlete. Like, wait. Anything is possible.

You are. You live near the school? Yes. Okay. Because, like, it's not like you're going to, like, live there. No. That would be fucking bananas. Yeah. So, in FAU, they have dorms.

But, oh, my gosh why would i live in like a little dorm i have like a huge i have like a mansion how many bedrooms are in your house so it's um so i have five bedrooms um it's not bad um and i do have a maid's room which i don't count it's like there's like if my house was built in like the 50s. And there's like a tiny little maid's bedroom that's in my garage. But it's like a bedroom. But I mean, it's not like used for anything. It's five and a half. Yeah.

And it's just you. Yeah, it's just me. And I mean, I really suck at being alone. What do you do with all those rooms? I really suck at being alone. So I have friends stay with me a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I have my assistant who's also my best friend. friend like I make him like pretty much like live with me

Yeah, I'm sure someone's always at my house cuz it's very scary to be in the house alone This entire second floor is just my room and it's like all the way at the end Like it's really scary though like even my best friend Tiffany like if we're sleeping in my house alone like She'll like grab a knife in the kitchen and like put it on the knife and i'm like what are you gonna do with this knife one time we were totally convinced that there was an she got me so convinced that we're just in my room like dying of fear convinced that there was an intruder and now i have security cameras so i don't live in fear there was nobody there no there wasn't anyone there just paranoid and it's two girls and

it's it was very scary. All right. So we'll do this reality show. Abella goes to college, no doubt. We didn't talk about it yesterday, but one of the main things that you were excited to talk about here was all your love of conspiracies. Oh, my God. Yes.

What are you thinking? What's your big conspiracy thoughts these days? Oh, my gosh. Is there any new ones that you've been thinking of? No, not really um i try to like i was telling you how i like what i listen to like this podcast about conspiracy theories but they're all like really old ones so maybe you could tell me about my favorite one recently was uh vaccines so this covid thing um yeah man the more as more and more people just keep fucking getting it

after they get in the vaccine maybe i'm starting to believe these fucking theories man do you have the covid vaccine yes you do i got it i got it uh like pretty early i just said that i had asthma and they just like okay here you go so i got like on the first i got my first dose and then it took me like three months to get my second one what? I don't even think that works you should have come to New York we're just giving it away it's real easy so the day of my second dose I had to go to a wedding in Charleston which was also

my first wedding I had ever been to it was very interesting were you surprised by it? a wedding? yeah I was like oh my god this? Yeah. Yeah. I was like, oh my God, this is actually like emotional. And it just like. Yeah. And I was like, oh.

Are you mushy like that? Do you cry at movies and stuff? I didn't. Sometimes like I have like favorite movies that will like make me cry my eyes out. But I mean, I was just like, oh my God, weddings are not all that. And then I cried. And I was like, oh my God, I don't want to go to these ever again. I just should marry a guy.

Are you going to get married? I don't believe in marriage i would have like a wedding ceremony but about getting legally married i'm with you on that that sounds like a lot so you just want to have a party no i just like this like without the legal part i would want to have like a really good prenup like i don't want i want i don't want anything of yours it's crazy i've always said it's nuts that we tie up like our finances and our tangible shit based on the most abstract it's a feeling you know it's like oh i feel like i really really really like this person so now they're entitled to half the money yeah and then imagine like when you actually like say i just got like

a wedding ceremony i if we split up we wouldn't have to like divide all the assets and like go through all this shit like okay you go several ways and you're done yeah like oh my gosh it gives me anxiety do you think that you could be monogamous with one guy for the rest of your life like have only sex with one guy forever yeah oh my god like because that's usually a big part of marriage too not every you know you have have open marriages and shit. Do people actually get married for like the rest of their life until they die? That is the idea. I feel like that's so rare.

It probably is. It's definitely getting more and more rare. But the idea behind most marriages is to that till death do you part. I know. That was so genuine. Like, do people really do this? I thought people just got married. It's like you thought that most people who fuck were 50 years old.

I just thought people got married until, like, they got bored. Yeah. Well, that's, I mean, I think that's basically what people do do. I mean, it's only, like, 40% less, I think. I mean. There's a lot of people who get bored and they either cheat or they just, like, you know, you just become, like, roommates, basically. Yeah. get bored and they either cheat or they just like you know you just become like roommates basically yeah i mean i would love to live in a world where i find this person that i could be with the rest of my life do you believe that idea though yes and no it's very idealistic and i'm more of like

a realistic person and just based on like the statistics yeah i feel like that's just like not that right like the statistics of regular people added with people in your industry and then your personality yeah well now people especially now with social media you have like access to like millions of people like right at the touch of your fingertips it's not just like oh let me just stay with this person like what are the thoughts i think that's a huge part of it too like when you when you were like in the 50s it was like this girl like was in high school with me and i thought she was pretty. She liked me. She's good. Like I've got like a good job in this town.

We'll just get a house here. And that's all you know. Yeah. But when it's like, oh, I met like my soulmate on the internet who likes everything I like and looks how I wanted to look and does what I want him to do. It's like you didn't have the ability to meet anybody like that. It's very hard to just like shut yourself off from all the opportunities. Yeah. the ability to meet anybody like that. It's very hard to just like shut yourself off from all the opportunities. Yeah, and I feel like you're like less inclined

to like continue on like working through a relationship if it's not like perfect because it's like, oh, I could just meet someone else like super easily versus like- Yeah, you really didn't have like that option. Yeah. It's like, I gotta work this out because where the fuck am I gonna even find somebody?

Yeah, now it's like anybody can be replaced, you know? But, well, I don't know. We'll see. I'm only 25, so it's. So that's a very loaded question. Would you do an open marriage? Oh, my God. For what? Then what's the point?

Well, I don't know. You can still live together. Maybe you have kids together. I do want to have kids. I feel like that's less of a commitment than to marry someone. We could have a kid together. You know, if you're wealthy like you are You probably Be my sperm donor

I don't really need you to like There's probably some truth to that Yeah I don't really like If you're like a single mom And you don't have all the means It's very fucking hard to raise a kid Oh yeah I guess I didn't You need like a partner

You need someone to help But if you're just like Alright I can You have a maid's room so Yeah that's the thing Like I feel like I could totally financially handle a child. I just don't know if I'm mature enough.

Well, again, you're only 25. And I also don't like waking up early. Well, then you're fucked. Don't do that. Baby, roll over. Go to sleep, baby. Kids wake up early, dude. Yeah, bro.

Yeah, man. Super early. Even when they're toddlers, they wake up at 7 a.m. I'm like, what are you doing? My son gets shot out of a fucking cannon in the morning his eyes open

and he's just like go go go go yeah I love kids so much like I have two little brothers and my dad he'll just like leave them with me he'll like

one time he was like I'm waiting to target I'll be back in like 30 minutes he left for like 4 hours I was stuck with these two little boys the little boys are, um,

they're eight. So they're like big now. So, but they're, Oh my gosh. Insane. One of them asked me one time, he was like,

why don't you ever wear bras? I was like, what is wrong with you? We're always going to have a lot of questions. I feel like you're going to have to answer a lot of questions. Oh my gosh. I'm dreading it. Do they even have like,

I mean, that's still really young, but do they have any inclination that you're like different like no i mean but my he has like parental controls and stuff so like they can't but i'm definitely judging the day that they have like their own phones and they yeah but that's like a very long maybe there'll be like some brand new super popular porn star that floods the listen but yes these are things that definitely yeah i don't think the abella danger videos are leaving the internet anytime soon well like i said that's why i find it so hard to believe that this that my boyfriend hasn't like seen my video i'm like how do you not like

abella's boyfriend how have we been talking for a half hour And you've just mentioned that your boyfriend's never seen your video Yeah that's what he says I don't know do you believe him No I don't Has he been on Pornhub ever Is he alive And the icing on the cake was They met because she was coming to Atlanta

That's where he's from That's where he was And he was like I gotta got to meet your friend. I saw a picture of her. I seen a picture of her. She's a baddie. I got to meet her. And it was just this one picture that put him on to her.

It was a very good picture. That's why he waited in Atlanta for her. I'm sure it was a great picture, along with all the other great pictures and videos on the Internet of you that he's absolutely seen. Oh, my God. I mean, trust me. The biggest lie. Your entire relationship. I don't want to, you know, bro code here. the other great pictures and videos on the internet of you that he's absolutely seen oh my god i mean trust me the biggest lie your entire relationship i don't want to you know bro code here i want to fuck with this but like your whole thing started on a lie yeah i would believe it but it's like something that so many guys tell me like every guy that like i've dated will be like coincidentally enough has never seen yeah it's just too much of a coincidence at that point.

Those are all guys trying to either like have some sort of like power in it. Like I don't even know who you are. Yeah, and I'm sure he doesn't. You know, ever since meeting me, I'm sure he doesn't. Right, right. That makes sense.

But as far as before meeting you, it would be hard to not see an ability. Yeah, I mean, but that's the story. He's sticking to it. I got to talk to him now. I want to like grill a story He's sticking to it I gotta talk to him now I wanna like grill him Like interrogate him He's great

Tell me the truth Have you watched The Bella Fuck Yes Oh my god Yes So I said to her yesterday too I go

I mean yeah It's like It's You know Big of him to You know It's hard to be in a relationship When you can just

Pull up a video of you getting gang banged. She goes, I've never been gang banged. Yeah, I just want to put that out there. And then follows it up and goes, I mean, I've done double anal, but I've never been gang banged. There is a big difference. There is a difference.

Yeah. No, no, you're right. There wasn't the two outing dicks in my mouth as I was doing the double anal. Like, it's just, it is different. How about, and this, I don't want to redo the whole thing from yesterday, but the funniest thing was she said she'll grab two guys and she pulls them together.

No, I did it once. Make some rubbed tips. I did it once just because I was just looking at both. It's amazing. There's a lot of good shit from, if you want to hear all that, go listen to the other podcast. But the conspiracy theory shit, my favorite one right now is that, it's a couple years old now. Do you know the theory that Walt Disney had his head chopped off and frozen? Yes, of course.

So the idea was, you know, he's going to freeze his head. And then one day, you know, maybe science can figure out some way to bring him back to life and put him on a body. So everybody would always Google like Walt Disney frozen head, all that shit. People think that they named the title of the movie Frozen, Frozen, so that when you Google Walt Disney frozen now, that's what pops up instead of all. Oh, my God. That actually makes a lot of sense. Yeah, it actually really does. You now, that's what pops up instead of all the talking about having a frozen head. Oh my God. That actually makes a lot of sense. It kind of does, right? Because they could have called that anything.

It could have been called Elsa. It could have been called Ice Princess. Yeah, it really could have been called. It really... Yeah, oh my God. That makes so much sense. Right? Oh my gosh.

I'm kind of down with that one. I really don't believe, though, that his head was frozen. Is that... That is a conspiracy. A theory, too. I think that's true. I think that's true. I think it's true. It's just...

No, it's not. It's not. I watched it in... I'm really into Disney, and I think even his daughter said no. I forgot you're a Disney person. Yeah, I love Disney. Yeah, you go to Disney as an adult,

you fucking weirdo. My birthday's the day after Mickey Mouse's. Why? I go every year. Happy birthday to you and Mickey. I'm actually going to Disney soon. Epcot Food and Wine Festival, baby, it's lit.

Why do you like Disney so much I guess because I feel like whores always like Disney because it makes us feel innocent I yeah boy we just went hard with the W word there

I mean like not whore I mean yeah I mean I don't find that word like offensive but yeah I feel like girl like porn stars at least like

like Adriana Cechik is like obsessed with Disney too like and I feel like that's just like a common thing with us I could see that. That there's some innocent childhood shit. Yeah, like in us.

Is it just the experience? Do you ride rides? No, I have to ride rides. But I don't ride all of them. I have my favorite ones. And you do the Mickey Mouse ears and all that shit, right? Oh, I have so many. I have so many ears.

I have so many ears. And I have to do the character breakfast. And I ask All of the characters For pictures You know that there's Some dude who's like Fucking piglet

Who's like He knows He's like Fucking a fellow danger And I'm fucking piglet And the shows are so good Like the shows are good Like I'll cry

Like watching the fireworks And stuff Like it's so good It is I think there's probably A lot of girls Who have that Sort of like I missed out on this Type of thing When I was a kid But you didn cool. It is. I think there's probably a lot of girls who have that sort of like,

I missed out on this type of thing when I was a kid. But you didn't. You don't have that story, right? You just like your boyfriend was doing porn and you got into it that way, right? And I always like I lived – I grew up in Miami, which is three hours away from Orlando. So we would go so much growing up. So I guess it just reminds me of when I was just like such a good girl.

I am still a good girl. I am. Debatable. Debatable. reminds me of when i was just like such a good girl i am still a good girl i am debatable debatable uh yeah but yeah so your story wasn't one of those like you know it's not that bizarre of a of like a tale of how you ended up oh my god yeah i think i think about it all the time like if i hadn't met like my boyfriend that got me into porn like if i would have done it and i honestly wouldn't have even known how to like get in it like he made it so easy for me because first of all he he like wanted me to like just do it with him that's a that's why like we broke up because he wanted me to only do it with him and i was like yeah i'll do it with you and then i just like wanted to just do it with everyone and then he was like no and i was like yeah like ah fuck yeah i opened up Pandora's box on this one.

Yeah. He like set it up so easily. Like, he like just sent pictures of me to bang bros. And then like in a few days I had my issues. I wouldn't have known how to like, I didn't even go about it, but I guess I don't even know.

Everything happens for a reason. Yeah. I mean, I guess we're all happy it happened. The weirdest part about my first scene It wasn't even like You know get naked or this or that It's when he told me to bend over so he could see my boho

I was like why do you want to look at that It's a weird thing that we like But we want to see it I don't get it It's so When it's directly like Bend over and spread your cheeks It makes it seem like even creepier Than it already is When it's directly like bend over and spread your cheeks,

it makes it seem like even creepier than it already is. But it's just what we want to see. I don't know why. Yeah, that was the weirdest part of the day. It's just like the most forbidden of things. Like the one spot on your body that's like the most hidden. I don't know. I mean, almost to a man. Everybody wants to see it, right?

One of my favorite tweets is Kumail Nanjiani He goes I don't watch Animal Born Because it's a dick in your ass I can't see your butthole If you're getting fucked in the ass You can't see your asshole So it like takes away the visual of it But you know it's so great

It's like the greatest Whoever decided that like hey let me try this whole two what do you think came first uh blowjobs or anal like the first person be like i'm gonna put that in my mouth or i'm gonna put in my ass um i would think blowjobs came i feel like yeah i think it was because it was like accidental it's so close no it's like it slipped in and someone's like wait a minute wait a minute we both are liking this just leave it in there i don't know i just feel like instinctively you would just want to put your i would just want to put a dick in my mouth even though if i had never been done before i would have just been like it's just like a thing in in girls i mean me at least i just like

look at a dick and i'm like well if you had to if you could only do oral or only do anal for the rest of your life what would you do i would only do anal you would give up oral yeah i would i would because anal feels so good anal or regular sex for the rest of your life no i you can't make me choose that that's what we're doing here that's the game bitch okay um i guess i would Am I allowed to like Stimulate my vagina Like not put like Judges What do you guys say?

Yes Okay then anal For sure You can stimulate You can't penetrate No okay that's fine That's fine That's all I need

All I need is a little Rub in action Okay And if you couldn't stimulate Then what? Then pussy Okay Because at the end of the day

That is like where the orgasm Like comes from Yeah Well but not if it's Well You really can't Honestly like Oh you're gonna teach

Isabella about orgasms? Like what am I doing here? Yeah like I don't know Definitely orgasms Comes from there And they just feel better When you're getting Fucked in the ass

But it's not like My ass has a clit. If you come from anal, it's not your clit? Yes, it is, because I don't come from anal just from getting penetrated. I think you've got a weird clit.

I've seen it. It's in a regular spot. It feels really good, but in order to cum, I would have to be stimulating my clit in some way while getting my butt. Okay. So if you were just doing anal, no touching anywhere else, are you going to come?

No. Okay. Don't say that like that's so crazy. Don't come from regular anal. No. Yes. No. You're telling me the anal orgasm is not a thing?

Anal orgasms are a thing, but because your clit is almost... You're telling me an anal orgasm without any sort of stimulation is not a thing? No, I don't think so. That's cap. I've been told a lie then. I think that's cap. Like, not that... It's going to feel so fucking good, but not to the point that you can actually, like,

have an orgasm, I think. Or, I mean, you could have an anal orgasm, but it's not going to be as good as... I mean, for me, at least like the the the big big bang that's just like there's nothing like that it's like man i don't even know like would you rather come from getting a bj or from like sex oh sex 100 yeah like they're both the same but one of them is like you're both yeah you coming in both I do think it's probably more similar for guys though I mean I don't know

how it feels but I would imagine the different types what do you mean you don't know how it feels like I don't know what it feels like to come as a girl

oh I thought you meant to get your dicks no I've never gotten my dicks up imagine that Kevin what would you do what would you do if right now

I was just like I've never gotten head I'm a virgin what would you do if I told you I was a virgin I really wouldn't believe you that's why i was like what do you mean i i kind of wish i was a 36 year old blowjob virgin that would be so funny if i was like no i've had

sex i've just never gotten a blowjob never once that would be i might just start telling people i wonder if you went a really long time without it if you would forget what it felt like yeah no you remember. You do remember. You don't totally forget. The first time must be insane for guys. Yeah, it was pretty cool. The first time must be crazy.

Because you could jerk off and for getting your dicks up for the first time, I wish I could be a guy just to experience that. Do you remember your first time? Oh, yeah. I don't think i did because i went i went fast i went from like i had probably like kissed a couple girls and like kind of was handsy and then i was like then i got a girlfriend and it was like we're fingering we're blowing we're fucking that's that's awesome i'm glad that for you that you didn't have to like wait a long time. Yeah, no, I was probably like first kiss at like 14. What?

Yeah. And then, yeah, that's like seventh grade. I think that's that grade. Yeah, that's around the time my first kiss was too. Fucking 14? Yeah, I mean, I kissed a girl. I would kiss a girl. You did not kiss a girl in fourth grade.

I think I did. The opposite sex. I kissed a girl in elementary school, but not. Like a make out? I would think so. You also had that weird girl who was like. In elementary school. A lollipop in front of you.

Yeah. No, it wasn't a lollipop. It was a stomp rocket. What is that? A stomp rocket? It's like a toy. It's a toy that looks like a penis. And she was sucking it in the back of my mouth.

Oh my God. So you put like the rocket on this thing and you step on it. Oh my God. There was these things that they were like, they looked like little mini aquariums. They were like in water and they were like these little tubes and boys were always so obsessed to them

when we would buy them like on field trips. And now I just came to the realization, not now, but like as an adult that they were like using those as like mini fleshlights. No, you're exactly right. Those are fucking psych.

Yo, I, yeah, yeah, we are. No, I know exactly, you're exactly right. These are fucking psych. Yeah, we are. No, I know exactly what you're talking about. The first time I found those things, I don't know what they're called, but the thing that I either was told they were called or the little tag on it

said it was a wooble. And I was like, I want to fuck that wooble. At least you never fucked a pie or something. At least you never fucked a pie or something. No, i want to fuck that wooble yeah like like the thing that kind of like something at least you never fucked a pie no i'm gonna fuck everything else i mean i've never fucked a pie like a vacuum yeah i've tried the vacuums are small fuck the bag of vaseline once yeah no way when you're a dude when you're a kid why you just want to stick your dick in everything everything anything and everything anything that it will fit i need to ask boys more about this but and as a girl you didn't want to just like put things aside yourself

okay so very embarrassing yes all of this is going in um yeah so but i was kind of dumb about it like okay this is really bad so one time i found a condom this is really fucking stupid. But I was very young. Okay. I can't even believe what I'm saying. So I filled it up with air. I tried to fuck myself. What? You tried to fuck yourself on the balloon? So you were like. And to my surprise, it didn't fucking go in.

It's like a fucking idiot. You like tied it off? Yes. And had like a little balloon? And then I filled it up with Play-Doh That worked a little bit better Brilliant This chick is brilliant

But the air when I'm like You filled it up with Play-Doh Let that chick get stale For a few days And you got yourself A fucking dildo Yeah that worked better But the air one

Just like why the fuck I'm such a fucking idiot But that's what I mean Like Like yeah Yeah you can fuck that thing. I mean, yeah, as a guy, though, it's kind of the same thing.

I remember I'm grabbing the shampoo bottle and I'm like, no, that's too small. Like, you know, everything in sight. Like, sure. Why not try to fuck yourself with a condom full of air? Whatever, man. I once tried to clone my dick. Yeah. This is a great story.

It's called the Clone-O-Willy is the product. Oh, okay. And it comes in like a plastic tube, right? And then you empty everything out and then

you take that tube and eventually the end goal is that you make this like paper mache type of like goo, right? Okay. And you pour it back into that cylinder and

then you put that cylinder on your dick and it like hardens and it basically makes a flashlight. I think it comes with a little vibrator that you then put into it so then it's like your dick with a vibrator. Yeah, pretty cool. Super hard to make. And so I'm alone in my

bathroom one night because I mean I've got my laptop is up. Were you trying to make it for your girlfriend or something? Yeah, it was like I'm going to be so I'm like I got the laptop out and i'm uh i'm like watching the instructions on how to do it while like whipping up a bowl of this these ingredients and then but then because i'm like stressed doing it i'm not like all the way hard so now i'm like yeah i gotta have performance anxiety with myself there's like a time limit

the limit i'm sure it's like it's like 10 seconds so like there is not you know once you pour like the water in they say you have like 20 seconds to to do it so i've got the instructions up and then i switch over to porn i probably put on like a bell of danger and then i'm whipping the shit up i'm pouring it in and by the time i try to put it on it was like not impressive anymore and I was just like, this sucks. This is not it. Well, supposedly, when Fleshlight has Fleshjacks,

they do molds of the meal porn stars. And they say that it's really difficult for them as well because they have to stay hard during that whole process too. Yeah, it's not easy. So they're just sitting there watching porn on their phone. Just hoping it...

Yeah, but at least they have this really nice man. I forgot what his name was. Oh, I don't know if I can have it. Dude, do my phone. Well, for the girls, actually, the owner of Fleshlight likes when the clit is swollen, I guess. So I had to, like, they gave me my own toy. But I wasn't allowed to come because they like deflates when you come

I guess you know what I have weird lines that I draw and that one that made me uncomfortable some guy being like keep your clit swollen

if we're gonna make this thing your clit better be perfectly swash it came damn it the clit's not swollen enough we'll see you tomorrow

well I did have privacy you know it was like he left and came back. It's like coming over the voice in the top. And I got to keep. And the toy was brand new and I got to keep it. So I went to my hotel room and I finished the job afterwards. What a professional. What a pro's pro.

It was great. All right. What do you say we go do Answer the Internet? You are the queen of ATI. You have the top two videos of all time by a mile. Like millions. I don't know why. Well, I know why.

Well, you guys have got really cool people on Answer the Internet. So the difference with you is that like you probably get a lot of people to tune in because you're hot or you're a porn star. But then the key to YouTube and getting in their algorithm where a lot of views rack up is the retention, how long a viewer watches. So like if I start a video and I only watch like five seconds and then I X out of it, YouTube, the algorithm doesn't like pick it up. But when people watch for like two minutes, three minutes, four minutes, five minutes, then that shit gets really popular. And the only way you watch like a five-minute video is if it's like actually entertaining and captivating so i think a lot of people would figure like all right tune in to watch this porn star she's hot and like 20 seconds in you're like whatever or they go watch your videos on porn or whatever yeah but your shit was like they were

good answers they were funny they were thoughtful i watch all of them though there's a lot of i mean yeah you you blew like bill burr out of the water. Like major fucking comedian that you like doubled up. So we'll see if you can keep the throne, keep the crown. So let's go do it. Dude, she said some shit though that was so relatable. She goes, well, this is just our, we'll just put this in, right? She was like, because I said, I was like, you know, that's brilliant. Like you always try to think, she was like, when we go to hotels, I always say get two queen size instead of the one king size.

And then we never end up doing it. And then somebody ends up squirting and then we're sleeping on top of the towels and we're sleeping in a mess. And I was like, I've been there. I can't believe we can relate to this. I've been there. It's so funny. The first time it ever happened to me. I love a place.

Oh, yeah. Let's go. Let's go. The first time it ever happened to me, this girl goes, she goes, can I squirt? And I was like, yeah. Yeah, you fucking can. And then she squirted. I was like, I didn't realize that.

I was like, oh, you meant can I give you a bunch of chores? Can I completely – like can I give you a new load of laundry? But yeah, I mean go check out the ATI and the Kevin Clancy interview. I mean there is – we did a lot with the Bello. Did we not stop any of that? No. No, that's the best. Yeah.

Like it was like the behind the scenes Into the real talk Like Yep Yep Yep It was a lot with the Bella But she legit I kept telling her

And I'm very serious Like She could do This shit She could do this game The thing Like She could do

Alex Cooper The thing about Alex That works so well Is that she's A regular girl And that really Is a huge X factor. So she might not be that, but she's going to get

a lot of eyeballs for other reasons. And then when on top of it, it's like, yeah, she just can have good conversations and crack jokes and be witty. And she's got some juicy stories about famous people and wild shit that no one else does. That puts asses in the seats man

it does that's what people like i'm gonna make a bold promise right now oh boy i actually i actually i honestly don't know if i'm gonna make it well do you want to whisper it to me and then and then we'll and then i'll help you decide okay if barcelona funds me i will i will go back but i back. They have to pay for my... I'm not going to live in a dorm. I have to live in a nice house in Miami. Why don't you live with Bella? She always says she doesn't like to be alone.

You can live in the west wing of a Bella's comp. You're going to college! John's going to college! You got it all laid out. I got an ad on. Here we go. You have to all laid out. I got an ad on. I got an ad on. Here we go.

You have to pay for Kevin to come with you. No, fuck you. I got my MBA, John. I'm not getting another degree. Get out of here. I'm already a learned man. You want to graduate college? Yeah, bitch. I got a few credits left.

I'll go do it. I'll produce. I'll produce. Who else failed out? We got a couple dropouts. All'll go do it. I'll produce. I'll produce. Come down. All of the – Who else failed out? We got a couple dropouts. I was going to say, all the dropouts can go to college. Anyone who hasn't graduated –

I got three classes left. All of a sudden – Mike can drop out real fast. Real fast. We thought that, you know, team graduate was cool. We're on the fucking shit end of the stick now. Fuck. Bro, I also, like –

I say I have, like have X amount of credits left. I bet I have three years left. I was thinking that. The only things I ever passed were writing classes. And also, when you do these transfers, they'll be like, that school doesn't count. That class doesn't count. Most of the schools I went to were good.

If I'm going to Miami-Dade, I think I'll be okay. They also want your money. We want you enrolled. Miami-Dade, I think I'll be okay. They also want your money. So they're like, we want you enrolled for like a full room. Oh, Miami-Dade, I'll give them the 60 bucks. You've got to go Miami-Dade and then transfer to Florida International with her. You've just got to follow her around. Imagine that when there are people picking up the stories, like a Bella Danger goes back to college and there's pictures of her in an auditorium and then there's always just

you behind her. There's always this weird stranger. We hold hands. We only hold pinkies, though. We're not together, but we're together. And I'm just there with a camera. Dude, we'll send you... Let's pick 100,000 subscribers

and we'll send you to college. No, more than that. I know. But I'll do it for 150. All right, 150,000 subscribers. I'm a fucking slut. John goes to college with a bell of danger for 150,000 subscribers. Yes, I will.

That's a guarantee. Okay. I will. Boy, I wish I wasn't saying this. Shout out to Amsterdam. You gave a little bit of liquid courage. Yeah, I wish I wasn't saying this. Shout out to Amsterdam. We just gave a little bit of liquid courage. Yeah, no, you're going. Listen, here's the thing.

But it'll be worth it. Here's the thing, John. We 100% will hit 150,000 subscribers. Yeah, I know. It might take a little while. You all know our troubles on YouTube. It might not happen overnight, but we will and you will. Yeah.

Okay, I'll do a semester. I'm will. Okay, I'll do a semester. I'm not graduating, but I'll do a semester. That's all I ask. Okay. And you're going to do a semester with Isabella? I'll do a semester, no problem. Oh, move to Miami for three months? Yeah, I'll handle that.

So then why don't we just do that at like 80,000 subscribers? You move to Miami for three months and do a semester. No, I cannot do this consciously right now. I am currently very hungover. Your brain is not working. That was the fastest shampoo effect I've ever seen in my life. I'm in this weird world right now. You put yourself right into bonus land.

You want to know what really happened, Kevin? Yeah, I do. Wait, hang on, hang on. Nope, I don't know if you want to do an ad on this. No? Okay, okay. All right, tell me. Nope. I don't know if you want to do an ad on this one. No? Okay, okay. All right, tell me. Tell me.

Tell me. So I woke up at 5 a.m. pretty hungover, and I took mushrooms. Again. And I did some drug math, and I was like, all right, by 3 p.m. I'll be fine. And then you texted me you want to go at 1. Oh, no. And I was like, yeah like yeah about 130 you tried you're like maybe in the middle a little bit i got here at one i got here i got here at 104 um so so you're i'm a little high yeah that's gotta be the worst feeling in the world. It's terrible.

It's terrible. I've had things like that where it's like, you know, I have my single life and my dad life. And it's like when it's like – I love when we get Nick going. When I look over and you're just like literally just sad. When you plan things out like that and then you get thrown a curveball, When I look over And you're just like Like literally Just sad It's like It's just When you plan things Out like that

And then you get Thrown a curveball It's like I was like yeah I'll be there at 1 It was like 1.30 maybe I jumped in the shower I fucking got here

I was 1.04 I was in the studio Little late But whatever How are you feeling? I feel a little high Yeah What do you call it?

Ring and run Or ding-dong ditch? Jesus. Ding-dong ditch. Ding-dong ditch. I call it ring and run. Ring and run? Ring and run is not the right way to call it. Yeah, no, it is.

It was so incorrect, it surprised me. Yeah, no, ring and run. It's ding-dong ditch. No, you ring and you run. Well, yeah, but you ding, you dong, you ditch. You ding, you dong, you ditch. If that's how we're going to do it. Well, yeah, but you ding, you dong, you did. You ding, you dong, you did. If that's how we're going to do it. Well, yeah, but that's what I'm saying.

You can't call me wrong. No, you're right what you're saying. You're wrong in what you're describing. No, no, no. I mean, I'm right. I'm not denying. I've heard it. It's not like I've never heard it called ding dong ditch.

But I... That's just a shoot. I'm so fine. He was holding it together so well. Now it's floodgates. Now that I admitted it, it's gone. I'm trying to find... I'm trying to find...

This was a debate just on Twitter the other day. It's so funny at any given moment, like the debate you want to have has been happening on Twitter. Oh, yeah, this is it. Okay, okay. So this girl was in this debate arguing about it, and she was like...

Listen, you're going to love it, John. This one's going to make you crack up. She was like, I call it ring and run. My family calls it ding dong ditch. But I just found out that my Scottish boyfriend calls it Nicky Knocky Nine Doors. I'm surprised he didn't say cunt. We call it ring the fucking door of the cunt. Dude, Nicky Knocky Nine Doors.

What a mouthful that is, by the way. I'm not calling it Nicky knocky nine doors what a mouthful that is by the way i'm not calling it nicky knocky nine doors too many syllables but it's also the best name well it's by far the most you know it's like i ring and run i ding and dong and i rich well i nicky knocky nine door motherfucker i wonder why it's nine what does that mean so anyway nicky knocky nine nine doors. Okay, what do we got? We got to do some Am I the Asshole?

We'll get into our interviews. I got to ask you a question real quick. Oh yeah, the big announcement. Oh yeah, the big announcement is that we're going to be

in Vegas this week for WWE SummerSlam. So Friday Night Pints is going to be live at the M Resorts Spa and Casino, which is a Penn property out there in Vegas. And we're going to be doing Pints is going to be live at the M Resorts Spa and Casino, which is a Penn property out there in Vegas. And we're going to be doing Pints live from the M Resort at the M Cafe. So if you want to come, free admission.

You can come hang out in the cafe, at the bar, fill out around us for Friday Night Pints. We're going to be doing it live with WWE superstars Matt Riddle and Sheamus. So come through and watch. I'm sure we'll get Bob Fox and Brandon and the other guys involved. So your favorite Barstool superstars. Your favorite WWE superstars. And it'll all go down at the M Resorts Spa and Casino at the M Cafe. Shout out to the WWE.

We're going to be out there all week long. Not all week. The end of the week. Thursday leading up to SummerSlam. In Vegas? That's a full time. It's a long time in Vegas. We fly of the week. Thursday leading up to SummerSlam. In Vegas, that's a full day. It's a long time in Vegas, bro. We fly out Thursday afternoon and we come back Sunday.

Are you on my flight on Sunday? I don't know. I haven't even found out my flight. I said evening. Not evening. I was like, I just don't. Not morning. Don't give me a morning flight. I'm usually a get the hell out of there guy, but... No, I'm not. I know you're not. Anytime you try to get the hell out of there, but no i'm not i know you're not oh i know you're not anytime you tried to get the hell out of there like he's he's literally like a dead body you are there's

no there's no saving you when you're like that no you're right um but yeah i mean i'm sure it'll be a time john will be on mushrooms all week it'll be it'll be a scene so uh 5 p.m pacific so you know we usually do uh 3 p.m right sorry 3 p.m we usually do pints at 6 p.m. Pacific. So, you know, we usually do 3 p.m., right? Sorry, 3 p.m. We usually do Pints at 6 p.m. Eastern Time, so it'll be 3 p.m. Pacific Time, so come through in the afternoon. It'll be regular air time for everyone back home in New York, but live with WWE

superstars in Vegas at the M Resort Spa Casino. Shout out to Penn. Shout out to WWE for making it happen. Let's do some Am I the Assholes in our voicemails? Before we do that I am pitching you a tattoo That I might get today

You are in the right frame of mind I'll pay that much If the gun was here I think you would make me do it to you right now Yeah, I definitely would It doesn't make sense I don't think It's how my dad So my dad makes us our own cards Yeah, no, I definitely would. It doesn't make sense. I don't think.

Nothing about you makes sense. But it's how my dad – so my dad makes us our own cards. For your birthday or something like that? Yeah, like when he sends a card, he makes it himself. Okay. And he signs the back of it like almost like a Hallmark-type deal with this. And like it logically doesn't make sense, but i think it's sick so what do you think wait hang on before i look the back of the of a greeting card where it says like hallmark yeah industries llc or something like that it's his company okay got it got it but and he

handwrites it yes okay it would be in his handwriting okay i kind of like where this is going okay and this is he has a fake greeting card companies what you're telling me yes and the and the logo i'm about to show you is in his handwriting not mine okay so i tried my best to replicate it got it oh i love that get it baby today i love it puzzles don't always have answers that's how they're puzzles That's a Chinese riddle for you Rhonda That one will keep you up at night Puzzles don't always have answers

But like the smiley It's all a lot Question mark and the smiley face Okay so I mean Puzzles Puzzles have answers But not always Puzzles don'tles have answers But not always

Puzzles don't always have answers I like that What about I mean it's his thing so you can't change it But what about if the question mark was Like a jigsaw puzzle piece Oh like a puzzle you mean Nope

Makes a lot more sense but that's not how it goes You know what this makes me think Oh, like a puzzle, you mean. Yeah. Nope. Nope, we're going with a puzzle mark. It makes a lot more sense, but that's not how it goes, Kevin. You know what this makes me think? You know what this makes me think? I'll be honest. I think your dad meant riddles, not puzzles. I think he meant riddles. Because puzzles don't have answers.

Riddles have answers. They intentionally do not have answers. Puzzles. Yeah. And the question mark would imply a riddle, like a question. I think he meant riddles don not have answers. Puzzles. Yeah. And the question mark would imply like a riddle, like a question. I think you meant riddles don't have answers. I'm getting that tattooed on me probably today. And it doesn't make any sense. Do you want to hear?

Yeah, that's a dad thing. That's your dad. And you know he's like, does it every time. Puzzles don't always have answers. Mr. Feidelberg coming through. My sister texted me and said that she was like, mom and dad are having the most passive-aggressive fight of all time. And out of it came one of the more ridiculous lines I've ever heard a man try to argue while fighting with his woman. Boy.

No, no, this doesn't even make any sense. Because my mom is such a pain in the ass to my dad that sometimes I'm like, Jesus Christ, lady. Like, he's going gonna massacre you one day but then you see like what my dad does sometimes and it's like oh yeah that was annoying he'd be pissed off we so my so duncan lives with them now and one of his like treats when he's like doing something like you gotta drop it like we give him we give him uh little pieces of cheese like like rewards, whatever, little Kraft singles, right? Yeah. And so I – Same trees I give myself. Yeah, I love Kraft.

Yeah. And I don't know if it was the wrapper or cheese. I'm hoping it was just the wrapper. But there was a wrapper on the ground, and she was like, you know, can you clean that up? And he, like, didn't want to clean it up. And he goes, I mean, what? It's the same thing as, like, a leaf.

What? What does that mean, what? It's the same thing as, like, a leaf. What? What does that mean, Dad? I mean, that's as bad as arguments get. As bad as it gets. Because he was just looking for anything. He was just, you know, it's like, yeah, I guess if you walk in the house and a leaf comes in. But I would probably, you know, you'd probably pick that up and clean that up, too, anyway. If there's a leaf on the floor, you'd pick it up.

Yeah, bring it up. And then it expires. Or you'd at least fucking kick it under the counter. Yeah, do something. You can't just step over it. I usually don't pick it up, but I put it under something. Yeah, you don't just disregard it. That's one of the worst arguments I've ever heard.

But it almost comes back around like, great. You know what I mean? Like, that's so bad. And you know it's driving her nuts like what the fuck does that mean it's like oh boy you goddamn you fucking idiot 40 years of that shit man what a fucking looney tune shit show that is man um okay am i the asshole we got um i know we've got at least one. Oh, I did not read it intentionally, obviously, but I did see it sent. And I know one thing is they're sent in the group chat. It's a big deal.

Yeah, it's a good one. It's a good one because I had favorited it and then someone else sent it. I was like, okay, yeah, we're on the same page. So Am I the Asshole today is brought to you by Slick Spirited Ice. You are an asshole if you don't have Slick Spirited Ice. What is that? It's like an icy pop. Remember them?

It comes in the plastic tube with the slushy ice, and it has some sort of fruit flavor in it. Well, now they do that with alcohol. We are living in the future, babe. That's truly like a space cocktail. If you told me, if I was getting, you know when you when you're like a little kid and like an astronaut comes to school. Just what I was going to say. And you'd be like, so do you have like any.

Not quite. You know, I just think, how do you drink when you're. It's like, how do you eat ice cream? Or we have it like in a pouch and we eat this little thing. How do you drink in space? Well, we just have like these fucking ice pops. I was saying like when you're a kid and you're having one of those. And if like one day your parents are like, this is going to make you feel good.

Like not just like you're. I know you're happy right now as a child, but one day you're having one of those and if like one day your parents are like this is gonna make you feel good like not just like you're i know you're happy right now as a child but one day you're gonna grow up we're not talking about the alcohol right when you're not nope just talking about just feeling good yes yes this i mean that it is it is like a little it's a treat it gets your buzz on gives you a little nostalgia factor. You have yourself a little ice pop. It's a lot of things hitting like dopamine up in your head, releasing some serotonin. You're a happy boy after you get your slick-spirited ice on. They've got all sorts of rum drinks and margaritas and daiquiris and whatnot. So it's like your favorite beach pool summertime drink. You can do it all year round, football tailgates in the summertime, wintertime, whatever. Get a package of them, throw them

in your freezer, and you've got yourself some Slick Spirited Ice all year long. Swap out your regular cocktail or seltzer or regular drink, like a fucking loser, and start chewing down some alcohol slushies. SlickSpiritedIce.com S-L-I-Q

SpiritedIce.com to learn more or grab it hopefully at your local liquor store. Stack up in your freezer and have yourself a nice little time with some Slick Spirited Ice. So this ad is brought to you by 21 Holdings LLC in West Chicago, Illinois. You must be 21 or older to purchase and consume, so please drink responsibly and head over to slicksp spirited ice.com to learn more am i the asshole this one i think you are going to be on the side of the asshole posting that's what my guess would be and i am going to be somewhere in the middle. Although I haven't.

Okay, no, no. I think you're kind of an asshole here. But let's get to it. All right, let's do it. Am I the asshole for not wanting my fiance's grandmother at our wedding? Grandmother is 98. Okay. So far, I'm on his side. My fiance, 30-year-old male, and I, 28, female, are getting married next week.

Wait, oh, wait. Is that her? So far, I'm on her side, then. Everything is going great, but we've been having a serious argument about having his grandmother at our wedding. Also, wait, I'm sorry to interrupt, but shout out for me to be not sexist, because I thought if someone was being a dickhead, it was going to be a guy. No, you can be an asshole to the women. We've agreed to not have kids at our wedding, as we want the reception to be a huge party for your adult friends and family

with dancing, loud music, and an open bar. However, for precisely the same reasons that we don't want kids there, I don't want his elderly grandmother at our wedding either. I said she can come to the ceremony, but not the reception. It will be extremely loud and I want it to be a party atmosphere and she will be extremely out of place. For context, none of my grandparents are still alive and he still has his last living grandmother. This has caused a huge fight since she said she has always dreamed about being at her grandson's wedding. He is the oldest grandchild, and she probably won't make it to the next wedding,

which is why I said that she's more than welcome to come to the ceremony, but she will just be too out of place at the reception. She and he both insist that she will be fine and wants to go to the party, but I just know it will inevitably lead to us dealing with her and taking care of her, and I just want to get drunk and let loose with my friends. She's now really upset and won't talk to me, and my fiancé is also angry. What do you think, John? I think she's a bitch. My man! Good.

What, you thought I was going to be on her side? Well, I... What if it was... I didn't... I never read all the details, but I could see... Good What you thought was gonna be on her side? Well I What if it was I didn't It's insanity I never read all the details But I could see That's crazy

What do you think about the no kids rule? Oh no kids are fine I don't care about that You're okay with that? Yeah But grandparents are the fucking most fun people at a wedding Well They're the belle of the ball

Sometimes Sometimes No 98 degrees She's got 98 degrees 98 years old She's gonna be like sitting in the corner like fucking veggie. Yo, if she dies, that's even better.

I think this girl is a fucking absolute cunt. She's clearly. Yes. I said bitch because I'm a pussy. No, I said it. He said the right word. And I don't say it often. I use it when it fucking counts.

She's a gigantic one because uh grandparents are like where it's at man whether like on a fun level but also like on a fucking real life family level it's like they're they're like the last we're talking about the matriarchs and the patriarchs yeah that's who runs the family shit like the reason why you're here and why you're marrying this guy is because of her. She's been through fucking 100 years of this family and now wants to see her grandson get married and

watch him dance. The ceremony, by the way, sucks. You want to see the first dance, the kiss, the this, the that. A lot of all the good shit's at the ceremony. She's not going to dance and drink and all that shit's at the ceremony. Even, you know, yeah, she's not going to dance and drink and all that shit. Maybe she does. I don't know. I'm 98. Maybe not.

No, she's going to say just racist stuff. It's going to be hilarious. But even if you're just dancing... She's going to complain that you have soy sauce out because her fucking husband died in Korea. It's so true. I'm just describing my grandmother. Just personal experiences experiences that's all but like even if you

from a sentimental point of view it's like yeah there's some loving shit that goes on at the ceremony that I'd like to see my fucking grandson I'm 98 I'm gonna fucking die soon I mean just let me

it's not like I'm gonna go take a shit on the fucking dance floor and like lose like pee everywhere and need an adult diaper and get the cart me out of there I don't know I'm just gonna go take a shit on the fucking dance floor and lose pee everywhere and need an adult diaper and you have to cart me out of there. I don't know. I'm just going to sit in the corner like an old person. I would love to tell my soon-to-be wife, yeah, get her out of there.

Great idea. And guess what? You're going to get the fucking shit kicked out of you. Grandma's fucking wow. She grew up in 1960 America, and she's going to run your show. You think that she's afraid of you, bitch? Get the fuck out of here. She used to deal with people because she has a menstrual cycle.

She can't work in business. Guess who's going to get punched in the fucking face? It's you in your pretty little white dress. You, bitch. I mean, 98 years old, he's the only wedding she's going to make it to. Yeah. She has flat out said, like, I want to see my one grandson get married. Okay, so before you came in here, producers were proposing that we actually get married in Vegas.

Me and you? Yeah. I said that would be great. That would save me a lot of trouble in the future and probably you as well. And why don't we invite her to ours? The grandmother? Yeah. Come on down.

If she can't go to yours, she can come to ours. Come on down, Agnes. Maud. Why not? I'm in. You know what? Do you remember Tommy Zolo? Legendary character at Barstool Zolo.

Back when Facebook relationships were a thing, remember that? It used to have to put single, interrelationship, or it's complicated. And then the world progressed and it became 40 different options. Yeah. There's a ton of different things now. I have a boyfriend, a girlfriend, an ex-friend, a friend, or whatever. Oh, and you did the interrelationship with a guy. Yeah, so Tom Zolo was the first guy I knew

who it said, like, interrelationship with. Oh, I did that. Oh, I was in high school. Were you? Oh, yeah. Why did you do it? No reason. Just for being, you know, just pretend gay. It's hilarious. So maybe this was it then. Yeah. Like, being gay is fucking super funny. Super cool to think that we're

sucking each other's dicks. We're totally not, though, bro. It's totally just a Facebook thing. We're totally not, though, bro. It's totally just a Facebook thing. We're totally not playing out our desires and our stuities. He's just the worst guy who's the fuck. We were just spooning in bed one day after we fucked and decided to do it. But Zolo was maybe the first one that I knew. He purposely did it so that he never had to do it with a girl. Because when you started hooking up

with a girl and maybe things progressed a little bit you'd have to have an annoying conversation like hey how come i'm not in your facebook relationship and it's like ah sorry like me and john have this joke going yeah i can't take him out because i'm in his so like sorry bitch which i actually almost feel like it's going to become a bigger problem. It's smart, but I feel like, well, so I'm not better than a joke? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, then end your joke. You've got your joke for the last six years on Facebook. We've been together for a year and a half.

We're in love with each other, I thought. You're going to propose soon in a real relationship. But, I mean, that idea back then when girls were, when girls were just pestering you after, like, if it wasn't a real girlfriend, if it was just like, you know, we fuck around every couple nights and now it's been a few months and you want to be in a relationship, sorry. I got a joke already.

It's the preemptive. I don't know why I said, oh, that would be, yeah, for me and you. It's like, yeah, I can't get married. I'm already married. Oh, no, I'll just get legally married. Yeah, sorry. I'd have to get divorced if I wanted to fucking marry me.

Yeah, that's a whole fucking... That's a big old process. Yeah. There's a huge difference between being legally married and... And Facebook in a relationship. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Sounds like a doozy.

Am I the asshole for posting a relative's nudes in the family group chat? I haven't stuck pets. Kyle, 22 years old, male, is a distant relative. Well, he's actually my 19-year-old female's stepdad's cousin's kid. Oh, this is below the base of the dictionary. 19-year-old female's kid. This is fucking West Virginia at least. So, yeah, this person is 19 years old female and her and this guy kyle is her stepdad's cousin's kid got it stepdad's cousin's

kid i've never really been around him much though just the odd family get together here and there we hadn't seen each other for a while but we did at a wedding a few months ago he got drunk and Oh, yeah, we weighed down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're south. herself later on he kept someone gave him my number and he kept on messaging me i complained to my stepdad who shrugged it off some people thought it was cute or funny which just encouraged him to act more outrageous a few days later he started sexting me with nudes what's worse was people who were at the wedding would tease me like it was some grand joke about a month or two later i finally had enough i sent everyone who had mocked me and then some got nudes of Kyle. Family making fun of me and Kyle in the group chat.

Kyle nude. Aunt who thought we would make a cute couple. Kyle nude. His parents who raised him to be a crappy person. Kyle nude plus lewd text. My stepdad even received a printed picture on his pillow amazing how many people i could find via group chats and various social media and others that i had phone numbers for i've had a few family members telling me uh off telling me how gross it was sending them nudes of kyle and how i invaded his privacy

even though although the younger generation of cousins has taken to me posting memes about him, such as, quote, when there's a family reunion and you can't decide which of your cousins to bang or edited versions of his pictures, such as a small leaf covering his bits. Let's see. Edited. Tried to block him. Necessary. It feels like tried to block him, but he keeps creating fake accounts and contacting me on different social media. I told him off for hitting on me, only to receive a nude of him saying, bet if you had a taste, you would like it. I was just fed up with the mocking, the messages of the people making fun of me.

It was tiring. I began to dread the phone message sounds to the point where I turned the phone off. Edit number two. Yes, Kyle has stopped sending me nudes. My cousins found out about it and started making fun of him. stepbrother changed his ringtone to sweet home alabama his his morning alarm it keeps saying what are you doing step bro edit number three revenge edit number three revenge porn isn't a thing where i live south of the mason dixon line yeah big time yeah big time like Yeah, big time.

Like, oh, no, you can just fucking post whatever you want, wherever you want. I mean, the fact that one guy's making fun of him by playing Sweet Home Alabama means, like, they might actually not be in the South, though. No. You know? It's got to be, like, South.

It's probably Alabama, Kevin. Well, yeah, maybe. Maybe. It is. So you know how, like how when you go to – But I think it's maybe some south that's not fully south that they think Alabama's south, not realizing that they're south. West Virginia is probably that.

It's not that far south, you know, right? It's kind of a little bit further up there. But they're like, we're not the south. You're the fucking south, bro. Oh, you're going to fight with the north? Never mind. We're out. It's like when we did the Midwest, though.

It was like if you're somewhat there, you're in the Midwest. Like, St. Louis is like dead in the middle or whatever it was. Like, no, no, no. Missouri and St. Louis, you're in the fucking Midwest. Fuck you. Or no, the South. Sorry, I mean the South. They're in the Midwest.

We're like, no, you're in the South. Guess what? The Midwest, you're in the South too, you motherfuckers. If you're not in the Northeast, you're in the South. You're all in the fucking South, you goddamn savages. If you're not in the northeast, you're in the south. You're all in the fucking south. You goddamn savages. Wisconsin, you're in the south. If you're not in the northeast,

you're in the south. If you can't get to the water in 45 minutes, into the ocean, to the beach, you're in the south. What about a lake? Do the lakes count? You know what? I'll give it to the lakes. Otherwise, I'll get mad. Yeah, you're going to have

to give them to Chicago for the whole fucking day long. Well, you ever heard of Lakeshore Drive, bro? But I think that, everything you just read me, it sounds like, you know how sometimes

they have pamphlets for states? Like, when you're driving through and you have a rest stop and it's like, oh, here's a... That's like the anti-pamphlet for the South. Yes. Like, look, here's a... Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's, like, the anti-pamphlet for the South. Yes.

Yes. Like, look, here's the deal. I've been fucking my cousin and my parents are pissed I sent a picture of his dick to everyone. Like, what are we talking about? Dude, I love the whole revenge porn's not a thing where I live. Well, it's a thing. I mean, there are, like, different, like, statutes and laws and shit but like but it's a thing bro

and neither is abortion I can't vote but this is a fucking caller from Afghanistan I'm actually with this guy with this girl I bet you with this guy, with this girl. I bet you are.

This chick, she's got the answer for me. I was on her side until she had the picture printed out and put it on a pillow. That seems like a lot. The picture on a pillow is crazy, John. That's actually where I'm kind of the opposite. I think I was out on her until she went to those lengths. I don't like anybody. Listen, I don't care what happens. Short of you being a fucking

murderer or really physically harming someone, I don't think you should send nudes around to people. But it happens. Fucking happens. It all depends on the intent. It's like, you know, if you're like yo, check out this chick's ass.

This girl's hot. And you're not sending it around, but you're just like, I'm going to send you this picture, man. It's hot. Whatever. That happens. I think the progression of nude culture has actually been pretty impressive because when I was younger, people who I had sent nudes to would be like,

I'm going to send this out. No one says that anymore. Really? Yeah. Yes, I get that all the time. I live in constant fear. Constant fear. When I was younger, I was like, fucking send it, because it's my

A1, so I don't care. Well, there's some things out there I wouldn't mind, and then there's some things I wouldn't mind. So, I live in absolute constant fear. So, in that regard, I don't think people should send nudes around. But if I'm going to find out.

I'm saying they're not threatening it. They're still threatening it to you maybe. But I'm not saying like no one cares. But like no one threatens it. They're not threatening it anymore. Yeah, yeah. If you told me that you sent nudes to like another – to like your girls or something like that, I'd be like, whatever. My point is it's all about the intent behind it.

Like this was like I'm going to fuck you over by sending these nudes. Then you're kind of being an asshole. If there's not like a malicious intent behind it, I think you're okay. I know that's not the rule. Like the rule is you can't send it, period. But no, but I kind of – I'm with that rule. Yeah. It's like if you were – You can't send it. But you want to throw a shell and be like, look, but no, but I, I kind of, I'm with that rule. Yeah. It's like, you know, if you were, you can't send it, but you know, you want to show up

and be like, look, sure. Yeah. And I think even if you're, if you're being like, if you're, cause I know, I know girls are showing, that's what I mean. I know you're showing everyone my penis. I know it. How about this though? What about, I just know it.

I think I'm not an idiot. I know it. I know you're showing everyone my penis yeah and you would never be like that's revenge porn or like you're you're violating it it's just like yeah you got it like you sent me some hot fucking you sent me a hot ass picture we made a hot ass video whatever i gotta show it to people what's the point of like you know but if you're trying to bury me and ruin my family and all that, then the intent, it's the men's Raya and the men's Culpa. You know what I mean?

I learned this is criminal justice. So I feel like sending nudes to someone's family is a real cocksucker move. If a line had been drawn in the sand, it probably crossed it. That's actually probably, hopefully the line's pretty far before that even. But also, guess what? He's in your family. I know. Right?

So now, two rights cancel out, two rights make a wrong. If he is already, if you're trying to fuck him over by sending it to his family and you're like, well, I'm going to text the family that you're just a revenge porn slut. Well, we're just all texting. That's pretty funny. Look at Roger's dick. You're Roger's second cousin. You're really just owning up to that one.

You've been sexing with your cousin, you dumb bitch. Dude, that is something, man. So, final answer then. By the way, he is... We're missing a big part of the puzzle here. He's like a sexual deviant. There's a problem with him.

He's trying to fuck his cousin and he's constantly harassing her. We've talked about it almost too much on this show. About being attracted to your cousins. Oh, yeah. But we didn't talk about sexting them. You know what? If it happens, whatever. If you think about it.

If you have a Mike's heart or two at the family reunion when you're 15 and you throw a kiss. You're Paula Cuomo. You're touching. You're feeling. You're hugging. You love each other. I'm Irish. Listen.

Yeah, I'm not inbred. I don't commit incest. I'm just Irish. You. Yeah, I'm not inbred. I'm not. I'm not. I don't commit incest. I'm just Irish. You can't fuck your cousin. I'm saying that definitively. You cannot have sex with your family members. What I am saying is everybody has a cousin they've looked at and been like, you know. But what you can't do on top of fucking them, you also can't sex them.

You can't send you the dick. You can't do any of that stuff. Have a little clarity. Come on. Have some fucking respect for yourself. That happens in Ann's garage and that's it. Oh, man. So, in that case, everyone's the asshole?

I'd have to say everyone's the asshole definitively on that one? Everyone's definitively the asshole, yeah. All right, let's get into a time for voicemails. They're brought to you by Mint Mobile. I told you these guys finally jumped on board to be the official sponsor of the voicemail line. It is the longest running content contact with our fans. We've had probably tens of thousands of voicemails at this point. Ten years worth of our fans calling up. The ones we actually pay attention to.

Sure, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There of our fans calling up. The ones we actually pay attention to. Sure, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's other ways, but. Right. But this is the one. Every week we're sifting through calls that you guys make to get us our questions and tell us our stories. And so Mint Mobile jumped on because it only makes sense

if you're going to have your cell phone at the ready to call up KFC Radio when you got a good story or a great question for us you got to be using mint mobile it's premium wireless service that starts at 15 bucks a month man i used to get my my my phone and have the notification on be like you know 177.31 was automatically paid for your phone bill i'm like for what the fuck are we talking about, man? It is far, far, far too much money if you're not using it. And it just goes up and down. You know, it was like 142, and then sometimes it was 182.

And then you just pay no matter what. Oh, of course. I would never say a word about it. And then I was like, finally, Mint Mobile. Would it be a question? No. No, heavens. Heavens no.

But Mint comes through, and I'm like, you know what? 15 bucks a month sounds pretty fucking good to me quite nice and i was i was thinking to myself oh all right well it's gonna be like you know not really full service or something is is you know fugazi nope there's no catch it all makes sense they take there's their little secret sauce for how they do this to get it down to 15 bucks a month they're the first company to sell wireless service only. So by cutting out the retail stores, there's no overhead cost. They take all that savings and they pass it down to you. They take out all the mystery fees.

They pass it down to you. It's just sweet, sweet-ass savings sent directly to you for $15 a month. You can have your phone and everything you need. Unlimited text and talk, high speed data, 5G network. You can keep whatever phone you've got. It doesn't matter. Keep your plan. Keep your contacts.

Keep all that stuff. And Mint Mobile will just be your new source of service. If you're not 100% satisfied, you can return it or cancel your coverage within the first week. So you get a seven-day money-back guarantee, and you get that premium wireless service for just $15 a month. Get your new wireless plan at mintmobile.com slash KFC. That's mintmobile.com slash KFC. Get that plan shipped right to your door for free, $15 a month.

Mintmobile.com slash KFC. Voicemails shipped right to your door for free, $15 a month. MintMobile.com slash KFC. Voicemails. What do we got, Nick? What's up, KFC, Fights, and Company? I got a little situation here. It's a little chicken head on chicken head violence. I'm not really sure how to go about it. I just started working at a new company,

and one of my coworkers constantly, I don't know if it's a joke stealing or joke referencing or podcast referencing per se, but he steals your material, regurgitates it in the office. Now, he's not the only motherfucker that listens to KFC radio. So I called him out on his bullshit. After enough is enough, I said, dude, stop stealing jokes. Kind of embarrassed him. Am I the asshole? I didn't know if it was like a Carlos Mencia joke stealing situation. But the guy just throws up exactly what you say. So of embarrassed him. Am I the asshole? I didn't know it was like a Kylo Smencia joke stealing situation,

but the guy just throws up exactly what you say. So, Viva. I'm going to say this. I respect the hell out of this caller. I love the loyalty. You are like the protector of our material. That's all we got. All we got is the IP.

We tell stories about peeing in the bed. Somebody steals that, and now he's making money off that and not us. That ain't right. The people who report us when we have people selling our fake T-shirts, knockoff versions of it or anything like that, I appreciate all of that because that is how we make our money. It's like a Taylor Swift sort of thing. Her songs are what she got.

Our fucking jokes and our stories are all we got. But calling somebody out in the workplace is probably a little bit much. It's a little bit excessive. I think you're – I – you know what? You're the asshole. I love someone stealing my stories. Tell my stories. I don't fucking care.

Yeah, we know, John. Take all my shit. I don't give care. Yeah, we know, John. Take all my shit. I don't give a fuck. I think that's hilarious. I tell people. If you try and tell one of my stories, and if you can tell it well, fucking tell it. Well, I've said to guys before, way back in the day when I was a single guy, I remember saying. Don't tell it bad.

That's my thing. Well, you got to nail it. Yeah. Tell it bad. That's my thing. You got to nail it. Yeah. Tell it right. I always told people, if you have a chance to get laid, get into the door, meet somebody, have an opportunity. Because if you could say you're me and get somewhere. There was a time before our faces were out there. People didn't know who we were. So you could be like, I'm KFC from Barstool. And if that worked with a bartender or a girl, I was always like, please, go ahead.

For the people. I am for the people. Do you know about the time when we tried to go to a Friends in the Light show? Vaguely. Oh, you tried to do the don't you know who I am thing, right? It was me, it was Keith, it was Lou, it was a couple other people. And we went to the door, and they were like, and Lou was running game on this.

And he was, I mean, Lou's the best in the business. And he was like, yo, this is Barstool. And they were like, we don't care. And he goes, no, no, no. And then I think Keith might have, someone pulled up the Barstool Instagram and be like, I have control of this. Yeah.

And million followers. Yeah. No, at the time it was like two, I think. Oh, right, right, because it was a long time ago, yeah. And they were like, yeah, no, we don't care. It does not matter. And then we just had to walk away. Brutal.

Brutal. If you ever try to – that's why I'll never try to, like, get into the club because if it doesn't work you have the worst walk of shame of your life it was literally the worst night of my so painful so i've had people really close to me die that was the worst night of my life it's like one time i was hit by a car like burned alive and uh walking home like jesus christ that was a fucking mistake. Oh, you know, speaking of, did you see Travis Barker get back on a plane?

Oh, with the former Kardashian, right? He had not flown since 2006 when that plane crashed. Also. I actually, I didn't put any of this together until now that you're saying. I didn't either. Because I, he put up the picture of him holding Kourtney, and they were in front of a fucking jumbo jet. Not a little private jet, PJ. It was a jet.

I mean, Travis wasn't getting on a seaplane. Yeah, I know. I mean, I guess that's probably what it took. I think Courtney was like, I've rented out the largest plane in the world. You're the Titanic or got the plane? He's like, what? No.

But it said like anything's possible and I the caption I was like what the fuck does that mean and then

there was articles like you know Travis Barker gets on a plane for the first time it's like it's starting to make sense at first I was like

I don't know you got a girlfriend get on a plane I don't know what are you talking about but he used to like miss gigs miss like events

like he's like I don't fly I don't do it ever again understood makes sense and how about this I don't fly. I don't do it ever again. Understood. Makes sense. And how about this? I don't know. And also, it's fair.

Yeah, definitely. John Madden, you're just a pussy. Yeah, you're a fucking loser. You're just being an inconvenient child. Just get on the fucking plane. But Travis, you were in a plane crash. How do you survive a plane crash? Were they not that high?

Was it on takeoff or something like that like it was on takeoff apparently like it happened like right before i just read this i don't actually know if it's true but it happened right before and then then they like tried not to take off and then they just took off and then just like slung shot into the i gotta be honest that was the worst description that's ever it was like you said it happened before they tried to take off and they did take off. You said it happened before. Yeah.

Like there was a problem before they took off and they should have stopped, but they just decided to take off anyway? Is that what you're saying? Okay, never mind. All I know is that two guys died, two guys survived. I thought, and once I learned this, once I read it, I remember that I knew it, but maybe like a little Mandela effect going on.

I thought for sure DJ AM died in the plane crash. He did? No, he survived the plane crash and died of an OD. What? Okay, so I wasn't wrong. I thought for sure DJ AM died in the plane crash. Give me a Google on that. Are we sure? I was reading the DJ AM died in the plane crash. Give me a Google on that. Are we sure?

I was reading the article. This sounds like some fucking... Okay, so this. German Autobahn. If you die in a car crash... Yes, where it's like you don't actually die. You don't actually die. So did they find drugs in his system?

2009. Died of a... It was found in his New York City apartment. Died of a drug overdose. What? I mean like if I was doing the dozen and that was the question

you put a gun to my head and said how did DJ AM die I was in the plane crash with Travis Barker we've had a voicemail recently about like other Mandela effects

that we had nothing to that's one of them that's one of the best ones ever I thought for sure DJ AM died in the plane crash billion percent and I'm happy to hear that because I thought it was

like I was like oh man I would have definitely said the plane crash. Billion percent. Wow. And I'm happy to hear that because I thought it was like, I was like, oh, man, I would have definitely said the plane crash. But yeah, he survived that only to die a couple years later. Nope. I definitely, definitely, definitely thought he died there. Yeah. And I don't know what he went through, but Travis Barker had 14 surgeries, had burned 65% of his body, spent four months in like a burn unit afterwards.

So I get him being like, I'm not doing that shit again. It's no fucking way. I'm rich and don't't want to die you know what is kind of funny about that though like he was like i'm not flying but all you guys can like understood you know but it is funny when it's like court he's got to go somewhere and he's like okay babe go ahead like you might might happen to you not gonna happen to me like hope it doesn't happen but there's a good chance you fucking crash and it's your turn and i won't be there because i'm not getting on the fucking plane let's do one more voicemail here and then we'll get into our interview with seth rollins what's up guys what's up ksc what's up feinberg what's up team gang gang um this is chris with

down in atlanta georgia i was calling and i was uh listening to y'all's podcast talking about john cena making his comeback and i was actually listening to one to y'all's podcast, talking about John Cena making his comeback. And I was actually listening to one of y'all's other podcasts the other day where y'all were kind of bringing up The Rock and just talking about him a little bit. So it got me thinking, if there was a bare-knuckle fight, and I mean to the death, punches, grappling, everything involved, who do you think will win in a fight to the death. Punches, grappling, everything involved. Who do you think will win in a fight to the death? The Rock or John Cena? The Rock is

comically big. Like Hercules type. But also... John Cena is like shredded. I think they're about the same size. Yeah, let's see. I do think they're about the same size. Yeah, let's see. John. I do think they're about the same size.

All right, 6'1". John Cena's 6'1", 250. Isn't The Rock like 6'4"? Yeah, but is that that big? That's not a difference enough to make a big deal. The Rock is 6'5", 260 versus 6'1", 250. It might be a tough day for you. Well, you know what?

That's actually four inches a big deal, but only 10 pounds. It's not like the end of the world, but if I had to put my money on somebody. Yeah? Cena? Oh, okay. No, fuck off. Fuck you. Fuck you, Dwayne.

You're a suicide spot. No, it's on my guy from Massachusetts. Oh, yeah? Cena's a hometown boy? Seen as from Needham, I think. Oh, yeah? Well, I'm going with the right. Actually, because my guy, you know, he told me I was destined for greatness, bro.

So that's my boy, Dwayne. Me and him, I call him Dwayne. If I'm right on Seen as a hometown boy. Wes Newberry? Yeah, that's where he's from. Nah. You don't seem thrilled, that's right. Nah. You don't seem thrilled with that. I don't know what that means, but you don't seem happy about that.

And guess what? Neenum would have been worse, but Wes Newberry's not great. I'm going with The Rock. The Rock, I feel like, can throw down. But I don't know if The Rock any longer has the... He's too nice. He can handle himself, but he doesn't have if The Rock any longer has the... He's too nice. He can handle himself, but he doesn't have the will to kill. He doesn't have the desire to bloodshed and kill you.

I got a great question for you. So I was doing our book. Every couple months, we get a book with what guests we want. We were recently offered The Rock, and it said Dwayne The johnson right and i was like when does he drop the rock when he's just become duane yeah i think a better question is when does he drop duane when does he just become like oh you think he wants to go full though rock the rock no i don't think he does because he wants because he would have almost by now like he puts

he's duane johnson and all these movies but. I don't think he drops it, though. I don't think he ever does. I think he could. I think he could. I'm Dwayne Johnson. That's my goddamn fucking name. I played college football. It's my fucking name.

Do you think your mom knows that The Rock is Dwayne Johnson? Yes, my mom does. I don't know if my mom would know that. My mom's kind of out of touch, though. That's the question you got to ask, though. It's like, are you losing that household appeal? The Rock is a bad example because The Rock is The Rock. No, but I think it's a good example of how big is too big and how...

You circle them by your own name. Yeah, yeah. I'd be interested to ask him. Come on the show. We offered you. On a much, much smaller level, Dave is no longer El Prez. He's just Dave Portnoy. Yeah.

Very few people call him El Presidente, Prez, El Prez, none of that. It's just Dave. It's crazy that he's not just at dave portnoy on on social like stool president they probably confuses the fuck out of me like stool president e what is going on with that but yeah i i think uh i think duane can go by either but the rock still gives him enough like too much for sure the rock has a lot of juice. So does my guy Seth Rollins. It's the new era of the WWE. And we'll be out there all week.

So let's sit down with our boy here and talk a little wrestling. I feel like WWE was one of the very first things to get back at it, really. And I know it's got to be weird when there was no crowds for however long it was. I know they've kind of worked at it in other ways, but those first matches that were empty were eerie. It was weird. It felt like you were watching a ghost match or something. It was strange. Yeah, you had to turn your whole perspective

on how you watch pro wrestling upside down. Right. We had to change the way we did the whole thing because it was just, it was a totally different ball game. It wasn't the live crowd is our energy. That's our, that's our life force,

man. We didn't have that. It was, but no crowd almost makes it more violent. Cause I'm like, Oh, these guys are just wanting to kill each other. Those crowds are,

they're interesting. This isn't a show. This is not a fucking kill each other. Truthfully. Some of of the some of the stuff yeah i made because i remember at ufc you know when they didn't know crowds i loved watching all the meat smacking you know that was cool i dug that yeah the the uh you know when you don't have the moment of the crowd popping when you know an entrance music hits or when someone runs in from the back it's just a it's a different you feel you watch an entirely different uh sport if

you will but i mean for you guys i guess it's sure you feed off the crowd and whatnot but you're still you know you're always just like in that ring focused on what you're doing anyway right yeah i mean it just turned into a tv show you know right like a one take tv show kind of thing i mean we were taping some of the shows out of the gate and we were in the performance center orlando but it was it quickly to me i was like oh this just is a tv show i just need to treat this as if i was doing a sitcom or a game of thrones yeah drama you know what i mean that's how i needed to go about it you shot pretty pretty high there, huh? Yeah. We went right to the top, brother.

Like, if I was maybe, I don't know, Khal Drogo. If I was winning Emmys. I'm not going to shoot low. I'm going to aim for a boobop. Yeah, no, no, no. It's basically days of our lives. No offense, man. It's just been on the air.

I'm walking alive. Yeah, I mean, how much of it for you is is it kind of because that's you know the beauty of wrestling is you know it's it's part sports part entertainment uh and and mic work versus you know work in the ring like how much of it where do you uh put the weight of of like your focus and and your character and like uh what do you value the most out of either side of that i mean at its core it's just storytelling yeah um so the way we tell stories is is through kind of that um the action of you know wrestling if you will or choreography and and stuff like that and then you know we get to kind of do the acting thing too but we also get a live crowd so we get a little theater in there as well. So

it's really just this weird mix of stuff. It's kind of hard to explain if you've never seen it or have no knowledge of it, but at its core, it's just storytelling. So whatever I'm doing, whether it's a promo, a match, a backstage segment, the way I dress, anything like that, how am I going to tell the best story? How am I going to elicit the best reaction? What's the purpose of what I'm doing here? What is my motivation? There's no – I don't weigh one over the other.

It is what it is. I mean, you look at the greatest of all time, and they've got to be able to do both. They've got to be able to have a character, talk on a microphone, and they have to be able to get in the ring and hold their own. Who were your greatest of all time? Um, man, that's tough. Cause you know, it's such a subjective field and it's art, you know, storytelling is art. So, um, I mean, my guy that I've always loved was Shawn Michaels. I think I related to him the most,

Bret Hart as well. Guys who are around my size, Eddie Guerero um you know growing up it was the superheroes it was Hulk Hogan it was the ultimate warriors Andre the Giant um stuff like the road warriors but like once I was 15 16 you know I just started to realize oh I might want to do this but I couldn't look to those guys for any inspiration you know right you're not getting anything out of Andre the Giant no one can look to him I mean look you can guys for any inspiration, you know? Right. You're not getting anything out of Andre the Giant. No one can look to him. I mean, look, you can learn something from everybody, but you know, it certainly became more about the Ric Flair's.

It became more about Dusty Rhodes. It became more about personalities and athleticism as, as the sport kind of evolved, the athletic side of it evolves. You know, you started to look at even guys who were a few years ahead of me, like Daniel Bryan, AJ Styles. There's some lesser known guys like Low Key. evolved you know you started to look at um even guys who were a few years ahead of me like daniel bryan aj styles uh there's some lesser known guys like low key um and the amazing red who were doing things athletically that were beyond anything that i'd seen got in my kids so so there's tons of goats um in different areas but sean was my goat. If I had to pick one, it'd be Sean Miles. All-time great.

I feel like there's eras of wrestling, whichever company you rooted for, what era you grew up in or whatever. To me, the WWF attitude era, I think is maybe the most entertaining thing of all time. To me, that like who guys like me and my age like that learning about like those type of superstars and the storytelling they could do and the that's like when hardcore matches came about and things were pretty like

aggressive i mean to me that was like wrestling that that that changed my life when i was that age and getting into it because i did the Saturday morning type shit when I was a kid but then uh growing up that era to me was when it really became like oh my god this is this is unbelievable entertainment on any level you know well how old are you I'm 36 now okay yeah so I'm 35 so for our age that was the perfect storm of the business was, so you're starting to get the age of information is about to kick in. The internet is about to kick in, but things are starting, the curtain's starting to pull back a little bit. Right.

And that was always the most interesting part of pro wrestling, was what's happening behind the scenes because it's such an and so once we started to once wwf started to peel that back um you know kind of forcefully because of wcw pushing them uh on a business level right it really opened the door for um more adult stories and more intricate characters. You know, Stone Cold Steve Austin would not have worked in 1991. There's just no, no one would have got it. You know, the idea of Vince McMahon being a boss and it wouldn't have made any sense, but it was the beginning of pulling back the curtain and allowing people in.

And so these characters, these real life characters really started to take shape. And you saw guys like Stone Cold, D-Generation X, NWO over in WCW. All these guys really take advantage of this beautiful time in pro wrestling. The interest was just peaked. Don't know what happened there. But anyway, interest just peaked so highly. And it was a perfect storm of the mainstream catching on. These performers were, you know, The Rock, like I said, Austin.

They were all growing up together, Mankind, The Undertaker. So it was just this perfect storm of guys being ready, the business being ready, and mainstream audience just diving in headfirst because they'd not seen the curtain pulled back before. So it was a cool time period, man. We romanticized it quite a bit, I'd say, as fans. Where were you at? What was your story of the rise to Seth Rollins? At that stage, at that point in your life, are you like, you know, coming up and doing small time independent shit?

Or like, when did you, through that attitude era, where were you personally? Well, yeah, I mean, attitude era started really in what, like 97, 98-ish at the end of the 90s. So I was still a kid. I didn't get to high school yet. High school was 2000, 2004 for me. But really, honestly, Mick Foley brought his videotapes of him backyard wrestling, right? You remember him jumping off the house. And so in the late 90s, backyard wrestling, with the advent of the internet, we could all film our clips.

It would take two years to put them online, but you could feasibly put them online and share them, and you could go download other people's stuff. There were backyard wrestling DVDs that were available. The point is it was like this crazy phenomenon because of the rise of the Attitude Era. And so if you had a trampoline or access to it. So you saw that shit. You saw the backyard carnage and were like,

that's what I want. Yeah. You're a sick pup man we spent thousands of dollars on uh you know plywood boards to make tables in our backyard we would put shows on for our friends every month um and no shit that is awesome hours hours on our trampolines just practicing. Yep, yep. Sequences of move. The problem with the trampoline, I feel like the trampoline used to give us a false sense of security because then you bounce up off the trampoline and hit into people. You know what I mean? Like, oh, it'll be fine.

I'll choke slam you. Next thing you know, I'm bouncing back into his fucking knee. I'm like, well, we didn't think that one through. I probably got more injured on the trampoline than I would if I had just done it on the goddamn ground. I've been on a trampoline like once. My dad's in insurance. He doesn't let me. That makes sense.

Yeah, we went to the trampoline. It ended up just acting like our top rope. We ended up just going to the ground, falling on the ground. And, you know, when you're 14, 15, 16, you feel invincible. And now I'm probably paying for it. But yeah, at that age, we were young kids. I remember my buddy wanted to tombstone me. We were wrestling.

I think we were just using a king-size bed when we were younger. And he wanted to tombstone me. And I was like, hang on. I got to practice almost. I got to get ready for that. And I remember just jumping and just landed on top of my head i think i have my i think my neck still hurts me to this day let me do a quick swan dive off the roof just to check i just tombstoned myself and i felt my neck like pinch and that was probably the end of my wrestling career like that's it for me man i'm done but i mean because like you know what

everybody watches and does it but like it's not for everybody like it's one thing to fuck around with your buddies it's another thing to fuck around with your buddies. It's another thing to be like, I'm going to go do this for a goddamn living. Yeah, I don't know why I never changed my mind. I think my folks always thought it was a phase and I grew out of it, but I was maybe just too stubborn. I mean, I obviously fell in love with performing, the performance aspect, getting that response, even from a small crowd in my backyard.

Right. But like, I don't know. I don't know why I never got out of it. Once once I got done with high school, I went and got trained and started doing shows and I just fell in love with that. I loved the whole lifestyle, everything about it. You know, the camaraderie, the travel, the performance, all the constant getting better, because there's no, you know, like I mentioned earlier, it's an art form. So there's no like peak, there's no like, oh, I have now completed this, you know what I mean? It's like, every match, you can find something to improve on or do something different. And so I just loved that aspect of it. i just i loved the work just around new cats yeah i mean i took theater classes in high school to prepare for my wrestling career you know yeah i mean it really is public speaking

because i would have to do that definitely man i mean it's all there but yeah i'd never two two and dance around i wasn't swan lake. I mean, at this point, you've held every major belt and every title. When you say there really is no peak, is that true? Is there something that you could achieve at WrestleMania, at SummerSlam coming up, versus a certain opponent, a certain belt, a certain something where you could be like, I can die a happy man now that I know my wrestling career was fulfilled. Are you already at that point? What would it be for you to be like, what is the actual peak?

I mean, truthfully, if I look at my career in a retrospective fashion, it really feels like I've accomplished more than things that I got to do that I never thought I would even have a chance to do. Examples, obviously, are the Money in the Bank cash-in from WrestleMania from a few years. Creating moments like that, or just doing segments with some of my favorite Ric Flair. I've been in the ring with Roddy

Piper. I got to wrestle Sting. I'm wrestling Edge at SummerSlam. Speaking of Attitude Era, the fact that you're a WrestleMania match with an Piper I got to wrestle sting I'm wrestling edge SummerSlam yeah speaking of attitude error I mean the fact that you're wrestling yeah with an attitude era guy for someone your age is like first of all you probably didn't think it's even possible because you know you need a crazy bastard like edge you're still out there doing it but that's got to be a cool bucket list feeling exactly I mean those are things that I never even would have written down on my goal to my goal list you know uh oh um if if what for whatever reason it all ended tomorrow i'd be very satisfied with

my career but that's not to say that it's like i've done all there is to do i i've never been on the marquee at wrestlemania like i've never been you know hulk hogan versus seth rollins like the guy that draws the tickets like i said i, I had that cash in. It's been a huge moment. I've had incredible matches. I wrestled Brock Lesnar there a couple years back, but I've never had that be at the top of the top. To me, until I get that,

I'll always be driving myself forward. Then it's about legacy, too. Like you said, it's about eras. You compare eras. I go, whoa, where's John cena doing what's rick flair doing like what are their numbers but how what was the impact that they had on the industry how do i get my name in that conversation how do people talk about me the way i talk about sean michaels like these are all just things that well in the back of my head it's those moments i think when you talk about like like the money in the bank moment to me uh it's those moments, I think, when you talk about the money in the bank moment. To me,

it's not even necessarily, you don't think about whole pay-per-views. Sometimes you don't even think about matches. You think about individual moments within a match. I think that money in the bank one. Something like that, does that just come down from writers? Are you

part of that, influencing that? Is that your idea their idea a combination of it because that's got to feel pretty cool when you realize like oh this moment's gonna fucking this is gonna kill it um that particular moment was my idea from the beginning oh that's awesome good call well done the execution of of it was a collaborative effort as far as making it a triple threat match and winning it that way. But I had a thought to cash in

in the main event of WrestleMania. And I had that thought a few months ahead of time. And I kind of put it in the right people's ears and waited to see kind of how the feud, the rivalry between Lesnar and Roman was going to percolate, what it was going to look like. I kind of had a, like a bit of a Nostradamus moment at the Royal Rumble earlier that year.

And so, yeah, I had pitched it and, you know, one thing led to another and we're talking about it now five, six years later, whatever it is. So, um, yeah, that was, that one was mine. I get to take credit for that one. What about the opposite of that? You ever get like something in the script and you're like, this sucks. I don't want to do this. Yeah. And do you, can you push back on that at this point in your career or you just got to do

it? No, no, no. You a hundred percent can push back. You can always back. I mean, you have to figure out what, what, what, look, we do 52 weeks of live TV a year. It's crazy. People don't... They don't respect it, man. They don't fucking respect the grind. I don't comprehend it.

It's crazy. 52 weeks of live. Two hours on Fridays. Three hours on Mondays. They do two hours on Tuesdays for NXT. That's seven hours a week. That's not including pay-per-views every month. That is insanity. And so there is no way anyone can be, I don't care what team of geniuses you put together, there is no way anyone is making perfect, creative, amazing ideas week after week after week. Some of it is absolute

garbage. And our job as performers is to try to make the best out of it and to try to tell whatever story we can. And some weeks, dude, some weeks we get there and I go, oh, amazing, creative. This is incredible. I can't wait to do my job. Let's go out there and rock. Some weeks I get there and I'm just like, what are we thinking? Why? What? This doesn't make any sense. And then, you know, we have to put our heads together and try to figure out how to do that, how to make it work within the framework.

You know, the famous saying is, you know, make chicken salad out of chicken shit. Sometimes that's just what we have to do. And that's the nature of the content monster that we've created here at wwe but dude those writers and the creative team they have a thankless job it is extremely difficult what they do and they catch so much flack um for their ineptitude or perceived ineptitude online it's such garbage i'm here to defend them yeah um obviously we all do a better job and i don't want to ramble on too much but dude cut those guys and girls some slack man they are doing the best they can every week it's so much work when you're uh is there a difference in your

career in your like real life when you are heel or face, does that affect you on a level of like – or all of it is just crowd. Whether they're booing or loving, if they love you or they hate you, it doesn't really matter to you? No. I mean honestly it's all the same as long as they're reacting to me in some way. As long as somebody says my name somewhere, I'm good to go. I don't care if it's good or bad. I mean that the i used to use the beautiful no go ahead sorry go ahead no no you go i just the beautiful thing about wrestling is that it you know silence is your worst enemy so as long as they're making no as long as they're talking but even the booing but reddy jackson

famously said you know they don't boo nobodies. But getting booed at a part of you, it sucks. That's the thing. I mean this is like you're supposed to be getting booed. I remember Kurt Angle was – He's just like, no. When they're hating you but you're supposed to be hateable as a heel, it's kind of like job well done, man. You're killing it but also when you're the champ and you're the face and people just like are praising your appearance that's on some level inherently

got to feel better than getting booed even if you're trying to make them boo no yeah yeah yeah i mean of course anytime people like what you're doing it feels great yeah of course yeah anytime even if your job is to make them hate you and they like you beyond that the the only time it's hard is when you're trying to make your goals to make them like you and they go the opposite yeah then you're fucked yeah that that's a punch to the gut that's an ego kill right that's hard to deal with but the opposite yeah that's what we do like please like us please like us and they're like no fuck you okay dude but that's when we started this conversation everybody wants to hate on everything that's the nature of 21 man no positivity left on

the internet it's all gone so let's find a cute animal meme somewhere or something like that but in wrestling dude it's tough and so um yeah i mean i love getting hated i love the heat i love feeling the reality crowd it's great when especially when it's by design you know like i said it's different whole different bag of worms but um i uh yeah it feels great i i love both i think i get maybe more satisfaction out of getting hated than life to be honest with you yeah i i could see that like you know i think so dude it's a real satisfying feeling to to get under people's skin again when it's by design and it's like you really you're making fun of the city you're in or the the people or whatever it is it's it's it's like it's like

hitting a game-winning shot on the road where it's like I'd rather silence the crowd than have them cheering. Versus being like, here's my heart and soul. And you're like, we fucking dislike that. We hate your heart and soul. Yeah. Yeah, that's just hot. So this is in Vegas, right?

And Vegas obviously has some party background to it. Have you ever been in the ring with someone where you're like, I think this dude's bagged, or have you been bagged in the ring? No, never. Not me. I'm never bagged. Is that the terminology you're using? It's the one I used, yeah.

Okay. No. So I like beer, but I've never been drunk in my life. What? Bagged, as you would say. Yeah, never. What? Bagged, as you would say. What? I'm all about moderation. I love, I'm a craft beer aficionado.

Oh, you're the worst then. Okay. I am a snob, 100% when it comes to that. You never, like as a kid, never, 21st birthday, never had a bad night, just had too many? I was full like straight edge till I was 21 I hated it

I just I hated everyone that did it just to be you know counterculture just to be anti what everyone was doing

during high school I was just I respect that I respect that you were a heel from the beginning fuck you guys 100% you're all doing that I'm gonna, fuck you guys. A hundred percent, man.

You're all doing that. I'm going to go do something else. So even if what you're doing looks like a lot of fun, screw you guys. So, yeah, no, I just didn't drink until I was like 21, 22-ish and then kind of got it. But beer sucked when I was a teenager. It was like bush light. You know, that's what the kids were drinking because it was cheap. And I was like, this is awful.

And so why would you drink that? But then like craft beer kind of popped up. And when I was 20-ish, it started to make its way into the mainstream. And then I started to drink it. But still, never just – not for me. Not my thing. You have no interest in just like let me just try it once to see what it's about? No, no, not at all. I've seen too much of it yeah yeah enough have you have you gotten like i don't

want to you get buzzed have you had you know yeah yeah yeah yeah i've been i've been a little buzzed where it's like okay well that's so then you shut it off that's where you want to stop yeah yeah i i shut it down man i've never been in a position where I knew I couldn't drive or driving was off the table. You know what I'm saying? Oh, shit. I've never been there where it's like, oh, I shouldn't be behind the wheel of a scooter or something like that. Man, I feel like just being on a date or hitting on a chick or meeting up with a girl, I got to get a few in me before I don't make fun of myself. I'm making an ass of myself.

So good for you, man. You're just like good at things sober. Oh, look at me. I'm good but i'm sober you jerk yeah just how i got accustomed to doing life man i don't know i don't know any other way do you think that's happened a lot in the wwe uh i mean i'm sure there's guys nowadays would be difficult to do uh you'd really have to hide it i would say but uh i'm sure it's happened i can't think of any times offhand. I'm sure I've been in the ring with guys who are stoned. That's a little bit easier to like – that's a little easier to kind of not worry about.

I mean that's basically saying you were in the ring with guys hydrated. Like that's just regular. It's dangerous though, right? I mean you're doing some fucking stuff where one little slip up, you could kill somebody. So being drunk is disrespectful as it gets. I would definitely prefer that my opponents be sober, just from a safety perspective. I think that it's –

Definitely prefer. Yeah, if I had any inclination that there was some sort of inebriation going on, I would certainly not allow them to pick me up. Yeah, fuck that. The match would be very boring. SummerSlam 2021, what do you think about you and your match, the whole company,

where WWE is on the whole? It's going to be a good show, man. I'm really excited for it, but just between myself and Edge and Roman Reigns and John Cena, you've got Bobby Lashley and Goldberg, which is just two horses gonna i mean that's just gonna be somebody's gonna get mauled in that match

sasha bianca it's a really good card and it's the first time um in the last two years really that we've been able to get into a packed stadium i think i think nevada has a mask mandate mandate on um indoor stuff so people have to wear masks, but we're going to fill the place. And so it's going to be really exciting. Getting back to the crowds the last couple of months has been amazing. And so being able to fill that stadium, I think we're looking at like 50,000 people. It should be really awesome.

So I think just the energy of the crowd, they've been so awesome since we've been back to, it's like this cool honeymoon. Oh yeah. They're friends. Yeah. Yeah yeah yeah yeah they're just playing live events this is great so who knows how long it'll last but we're taking advantage of it while we can and so um i'm looking forward to just feeling the energy from them in that giant stadium wrestlemania was a bit you know we had half capacity at raymond james this year um so it was a little different

but this was going to be the first year, so it was a little different. But this was going to be the first big one, so it's going to feel like WrestleMania if you're there, which is pretty exciting. Awesome, man. Well, we appreciate it. Good luck in the ring and continued success. Yeah, we'll be out there. Oh, nice.

Yeah, maybe we'll catch you out there in Vegas. If not, have a good match, and we appreciate the time, dude. Yeah, travel safe, guys. We'll see you in Vegas. See you there. Have a good match, and we appreciate the time, dude. Yeah. Travel safe, guys. We'll see you in Vegas. Have a good one, bro. See you there. See you there. See you there. See you there. សូវាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប� Thank you.