KFC Radio - We're Gonna Die in Our Studio

Episode Date: June 8, 2021

Subscribe, Rate, Share, and Leave a Review! -We may die of heat exhaustion in our studio -KFC went Pepe Silvia and tried to figure out who Lana Rhoades was referring to when she said a basketball player brought a back up sure thing onto a date with her in case she didnt want to hook up. All signs are pointing to Kevin Durant. -Feits recaps the Bruins/Islanders live streams from this past weekend and the madman that is Frankie Borrelli -The Logan Paul vs Floyd Mayweather fight was an absolute success minus the allegations that Floyd knocked out Logan for a split second and held him up to keep the match going -Jackie took a power nap at a bar this weekend -Top 5 nap locations -Voicemails include smelly dates, getting your friend's mom high, and people you know in porn Let us know what you think on twitter: @KFCRadio @KFCBarstool @Feitsbarstool @nickhammy5 @JNics415 @Joshua__DM Subscribe to watch on youtube: barstool.link/KFCRADIOYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

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It's Clancy and Feidelberg. This might be the last fucking episode ever because I'm going to fucking die, John. And that's not jar-worthy. That's just fucking factual. Yes, yes. It is 75 degrees Fahrenheit in this office. It's currently 90 in New York City. It's 75 indoors.

And then we come in here in this windowless fucking death box of a studio. 75 is like I will admit I like it cold. So there's like some argument to be had when it's like 70, 72. And I like it to be in the 60s. When it's 75, I'm going to call OSHA. It's dangerous fucking work, hazardous fucking settings. I can't even think straight. I, because I'm a dumb person, was excited to leave my apartment because I just figured it must be colder here. No.

I can't remember a time I wasn't sweating. I can't do this. I don't just figured it must be colder here. No. I can't remember a time I wasn't sweating. I can't do this. I don't know what it was. I don't remember. Probably maybe in the last 12 years at some point. He's in pants and a sweatshirt, John. What's wrong with you?

He's in pants and a sweatshirt. Honestly, I had it on and then you called me out and I feel like I have to commit now. I'm fucking starting to sweat a lot. I got this one telling me I'm overreacting. It's 75. You're nuts. Indoors. 75 indoors. We have air conditioning and people are electing

to put it at 75. They're putting on the heat. I don't know what I'm going to do this summer. I don't know either. I don't know what I'm going to do this summer. I don't know either. I don't know what I'm going to do. How are we going to get through a summer of this? Hopefully we just get another pandemic. Oh, please, God, send me home.

Give me COVID right now. What am I going to do? Hopefully this second strain plays for keeps. Just fucking take me, man. What are we going to do? How are we going to do this? I honestly don't know how we're even going to talk about anything else. This is going to be a full two-hour podcast just about how ridiculous this is.

If we don't talk about the heat for the whole time, we're just ignoring the elephant in the room. It's the only thing I can think about. It would be like the early COVID episodes where it's like, no, we were trying to talk about pop culture and stuff, but it's just silly. It's the heat in the Barstool office. She's telling me it's normal or something. Can everybody just comment below If they're being dramatic

Because they're telling me that I'm not We are not being dramatic You want to see me get dramatic We'll get dramatic I will do this show naked That would be dramatic I promise you this If by fucking

What's the date I actually don't even know if doing this show naked would be dramatic. It's so hot here. It might be the only logical thing to do. It wouldn't even help, I don't think. Short of getting those things that NFL players have on the sidelines where it just shoots mist at you, I don't know what we're going to do. If it doesn't

get better by June 21st, I'm going to fucking kill myself on camera. I'm going to fucking, you know what, we'll put a five spot in on that one. I will kill myself live on fucking camera on this podcast if they don't fix the heat by June 14th. Bud Dwyer, take a backseat. It's Kevin Clancy time. Oh, my God.

And I might not even have to kill myself because I might just die today. What are we going to do? I am... My body right now could just be described as sticky. I just have a thin coat of sweat. I'm like a child. I haven't been this sticky since, like, I don't know, preschool. And then there's the girls out there wearing, like, sweaters and shit.

I'm like, what? If you... I swear to God, if you... Go do this right now. Go just stand inside and then take a step out. It drops 22 degrees. It's insane. You can feel, it feels like you're jumping through a time portal.

You transfer to like Alaska. I can already feel it over here. Watch this. Watch this. Step outside. You're going to feel so great. Oh, it's amazing, right? This is beautiful.

So here's what I thought. Here's my idea. That right there is our key, that vent. So we need to fashion some sort of tunnel that we hook onto there that just tunnels it into here. A funnel. We need a popcorn funnel, an air-conditioned funnel. I was thinking like a hose, like one of those. How about a tube?

A tube. We need a tube. Instead of You know Killing yourself in the garage It just gets colder Yes Yes That's exactly

As if we were gonna do The CO2 The carbon monoxide suicide But we're just pumping Cold air in here Yes That's it And if it's carbon monoxide

So be it I have Just like portable AC In here Sure Get on it Get on it producer Get on it

I have... My girlfriend has this thing that she wears in our house and it's insane. It's an absolutely insane thing. And I'm going to steal it. No, Kevin. It's a necklace that has two fans on it. I've seen this!

I saw this on Fat Kid Deals and I almost bought it right then and there. Now I'm definitely going to buy it because I'm literally sweating at my place of work. And you know what? I really feel bad for the girls who have to sit at their desk. And maybe this office is very patchy. This office is like the goddamn Atlantic Ocean. Sometimes it's like 40 degrees.

Sometimes it's like 80 degrees. You go through these patches. Sometimes it gets hot and cold. And I feel bad for the girls who have to sit there right under the AC. But I'm on camera fucking looking like a sweating fat pig every time. It's insane. Look at this thing, though. This office is like a pool, and our studio is so peated.

Yes, exactly that. You're just swimming through the hot pee section. Let me find this thing because I believe this took it a step further, and I think it was like mist. I don't even think it was a fan. I think it was like cold water almost. Oh, that's – Come on, fat kid. Now you're living luxuriously yeah i mean this thing is

unbelievable fat kid deals almost almost getting getting too much here but yeah whatever it is we're buying it we're doing it because it's really we just started doing this podcast with two of us we're wearing fucking fans as necklaces i don't even know why you're laughing because it's it's the only here it is here the only... Here it is. No, it is air. I thought that was maybe water, but yeah. Oh, wow. No, that's more high-tech.

Hers is very low-tech. It is. It's literally two fans. It looks like a Flava Flavs necklace, but it just has a fan. Oh, so it hangs down here. No, no, no. They're both here, but they're just like... They're just fans.

It's two fans. This almost looks like a pair of headphones, but you put it around your neck, and then air just blasts all along. I'm going to buy two right now. Me and you, John, we're getting these fucking things. Sorry we can't find that page. Fucking Amazon.

It's like the world just wants me to goddamn die. Portable neck fan. We're searching it. I mean, how else are we going to talk about anything? This is the podcast that we shop on Amazon. Here's another one. We're getting to portable neck fan.

Oh, this is a headphone as well, I believe. Yeah, let's buy this bitch. Yeah, those are the ones she has. They're absurd. They're absolutely absurd. We sit on the couch and she just sits there with two fans in her face it's nuts especially feeling great yeah yeah she's fucking feeling great sign in of course i'm already a fucking customer i'm logged in jesus christ i already do i already need a break i think seriously we're

gonna have to do this we're gonna have to do this in like five you're sweating like you you are visibly sweating you're're glistening. Yeah. Glistening, Jackie. Don't you? I'm going to. You ever see Bridesmaids? Yes. When they go to the Brazilian steakhouse and then everyone's sick and she's pretending

she's not. She's like, I feel great. That's going to be Jackie. She's going to be like, I feel totally. I'm cold. I'm totally. I'm freezing. Bro, you are. Well, now I'm fired up totally, I'm cold. I'm not freezing. Well, now I'm fired up.

Now I'm red and I'm sweating. I can see it dripping down your neck. The only option. It's the only option. That felt great. That was ice water. It looked pretty good. Oh. If I could just have a

permanent ice water pouring on me, then maybe I could do this podcast. It is like this. This is unbearable. Oh, it felt so good. So good, right? Oh. Oh.

I'm just going to keep doing it. Oh, yeah! That job just came. Oh, man. Are we either going to die or come? I don't know what to do. Maybe come and then die. I don't know what to do.

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Like, it's not. Do you have product in your hair? No. I was worried maybe I have like the placement stuff coming out of my hair. Oh, I know. That scared me a little bit.

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We'll talk about the Logan Paul, Floyd Mayweather. We'll talk about Lana Rose and Kevin Durant. What? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Perhaps, maybe. You want to talk about. We'll talk about the Logan Paul, Floyd Mayweather. We'll talk about Lana Rose and Kevin Durant. What? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Perhaps, maybe. You want to talk about that first? Sure.

Yeah, I just want to know about it. Okay. So I did one Minuteman today, and I was Pepe Silvia. I was like, Coley set me off in the right direction. Coley did a lot of work, too. I feel like me and Coley are like rustin rustin marty on this one so i see coley's blog saying kevin durant brought a backup girl on a date with lana rhodes i was like what so lana goes on her podcast and tells a story about how she went on a date with an nba ball player and he brought a another

girl as a backup plan b like at the table with them so as lana describes it they went uh what they went they went to the game uh and then after the game they all went out and uh she's like so there was a bunch of us because it wasn't just a one-on-one date it's like lana and all her girlfriends and i'm assuming kd and maybe a couple other guys on the nets or some of his friends and so they split up into two cars. She's in the car, I believe, with KD. And there's two more spots in the car. And KD, like, again, it's all allegedly KD, we think.

He pulls up, picks up two girls, and brings them along. And they all just go to the date together. They all sit at the table together. Lana then tells a separate story, but she's like, this isn't the first time it's happened to me. Another time, I went out with this guy, and he straight up said to me, I brought my fuck buddy for the last year on the date

in case things don't work out with you. And she's like, and now it happened again. So we can assume that's what the player was doing this time around as well. Why don't you just call the fuck buddy later? Like, wouldn't that be the logic? Let me finish telling the story, and then we'll talk about how insane the moment is. Now, when Lana was on BFF's pod about a month ago, or like April-ish, she was like, we're all in Miami, and last night I was with a guy who's also in town here,

a basketball player who's in town. So we look at the schedule. The Nets were in town. So at first she just said I was in New York at a basketball game. So we're like, it could be the Nets. It could be the Knicks. Who knows? Now you cross-reference to the BFF's appearance and the NBA schedule.

You now know that the Knicks are out. Also on the BFF's pod, Dave is like, so what was going on with you and that guy out in Miami last night? And she was like, oh, he's just some dude. He's just an HVAC worker. He's nobody famous. Like laying it on thick that like obviously he was. And Dave's like.

An HVAC worker. Yeah. You pulled that out of somewhere, huh? Right? I'm stunned that Lana's dropping HVAC. That's a good reference. But she also, I mean, she never ceases to surprise. You know what I mean? She's dropping HVAC. That's a good reference. She never ceases to surprise. She's lived a million

lives. Dave is like, we're going to play this game because I know the guy. I could text him right now. I was going to try to have him come on this show. She's like, no, don't. He's like, this is bad. When I know something, I want to put it out public. We can't.

I started to think, it's Blake Griffin. He's done pizza reviews. He's been part of my take. And he's fucked Kendall Jenner. He's been on parties. Kendall. That would be a good one, yeah. Blake and Lana make sense.

Then, fast forward back to the podcast appearance, her own podcast, Three Girls, One Kitchen. She starts to go on about astrology signs. And she's like, and the reason I knew this wasn't going to go on about astrology signs and she's like and the reason i knew this wasn't going to work or whatever is because this guy's a virgo so shout out to coley he goes to basketball reference pulls up the entire nets roster and all of their birthdays lo and behold there is a single virgo on the team shut up kevin durant wow now i mean that's this isn't even a rumor this is just what happened now but also then i started to think my initial reaction was like are you saying like is he the dad okay that's what

we're going that's what i thought you meant at first i don't think so only because lana's point of her story was like once this dude brought a backup girl i was like fuck you i'm not yeah again and it sounds like the dude who she's having a kid with like she i have heard there's like they're together kind of so i think but you know for the one minute man drama of course i was like but uh my first reaction was like i think of Kevin Durant as like asexual. Like I feel like he is an alien put on this planet to just play basketball and talk shit on Twitter. I can't see him like wooing a girl and being romantic. And I can't even see him fucking.

He's so like long and lengthy and shit, right? Like imagine he'd be like fingering you from across the room. But then I remember those tweets. I want to drink Scarlett Johansson's bathwater. Erykah Badu is thicker than a kindergarten pencil. So I was like, maybe he's got what i haven't seen that one fat fucking pencils yeah i didn't use them in kindergarten though yeah so you know he needed to be he got the horny bonk back in the day on twitter so maybe he is the type to like want to fuck i i am actually just now just imagining kevin durant fucking think about it it's a little strange so weird like he wouldn't match up at all it's just too

much body way too much it's like uh limbs and sunny when they're talking about uh cutting up sweet d and they like house how many how many people did i kill like like durant if you're fucking right you, you'd be like, how many people am I fucking right now? I'm in an orgy. No, you're just fucking Kevin Durant. I mean, you'd have to imagine. Kevin Durant has

11 penises. I was going to say, his dick has to match his other limbs. That dick has got to be. Like his fingers and his toes are all dicks. There's a porn I've seen before where it's just like, it's like Edward. It's like Edward Scissorhands. Edward Penis Hands. And that's just, I mean, Kevin Durant's fingers are bigger than my dick.

So he's got 11 dicks. Yeah. Let's look for that, by the way. Edward Penis Hands. Kevin Durant's hands are probably double the size of my dick. His fingers. I've actually never thought about that until right now, and it's very disappointing. Like, everyone in the NBA just has a bunch of my penises.

Bro, here it is. Edward Penis Hands. Let's see. 73 minutes long. It's like a full feature film. Watch the full thing. Let's see. 73 minutes long. It's like a full feature film. Watch the full thing. Yeah, I was going to say. It's too hot.

We can't do the podcast. We're just going to watch Edward Penishands, folks. I mean, let's see what this has got. Do you not know this? No. Yeah, it's horrifying. Is this it? I mean, this is like a full fucking feature.

I don't know what the intro's like. I just know what Edward Penis Hands looks like Yeah He's a guy with a bunch of penises on his hands Well this is one giant penis for a finger For a hand So rather than having 11 penises 10 penises

He has two giant dicks for hands Nope Nope This isn't the one And I don't like it. She's sucking it right now. Are you going to puke from this, you pussy? That makes you puke? A guy with a dick hand?

What if that was just a girl holding a dildo? Relax, pussy. It's not. It must be rough to be this guy. You're just like, god damn it. As this girl has to deep throat this fucking thing? It must be rough to be this guy You're just like God damn it As this girl has to deep throat This fucking thing Must be rough to be the guy

Yeah I think he's like You got a penis in your pants You're like I wish you was just sucking that Well I'm sure they're gonna get there Instead you got this No I bet they don't

Oh that's weird His like His like wrist is like a ball sack Yeah It does What It's not Now he's got both out there

But the ball sack's also just like One gigantic ball Now he's got both out there. But the ball sack's also just like one gigantic ball. This is horrifying. This is scarier than regular. This seems almost like a hospital porn. Oh, there it is. The regular dick came out. Ah, good for you, bud. He looks like he's about to die.

This whole thing is very strange. Anyway, Lana Rose, Kevin Durant. I just – I would have bet my life it was Blake Griffin. Oh. You know, like Blake Griffin fits. I didn't realize Dave knew Durant like that. I don't think so. I knew either, but I guess after the Rappaport thing happened,

they were in contact. Dave knows everybody now. You really gotta shift your... It's not Dave anymore. It's this new celebrity. Maybe he doesn't know him, but he's got his number. He was like, I can text him. That sort of shit. Yeah, some fucking

big time juicy gossip. All with NBA schedules, Instagram schedules, podcasts, and astrology signs. The Virgo was really the key. The Virgo was like the smoking gun. That was the mayor of Easttown. That was the gun in the shed.

It was the Winston's. Yeah, the Winston's cigarettes was the Virgo. It's unbelievable. Back to you. Um, and what is the second most electric game on the planet in, in, uh, playoff hockey, playoff hockey is it's,

it's sickening what it does to you. You know, I can't even imagine being you guys. It's one of the great, one of the greatest tweets on Twitter is about playoff hockey. What's that? It says, what is it? Why watch playoff hockey when you can snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter instead?

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I don't even know what this ball was for. It was like triple an exercise ball, but it also weighed like 100 pounds. Like, it took like a whole. Like, we would split up our whole gym class into four sections. It's like James Harrison with the medicine ball. Kind of. It took like 20 people pushing it over the net. It was crazy.

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And even like professional volleyball players are fucking with it. Like it's actual equipment to play volleyball, like the real deal game. But now you can turn it into a four square thing where you can have multiple people involved. You can take it seriously and play competitively. Or it's easy enough to play like you've got a beer in your hand and you're trying to play at the tailgate or in the backyard or on the beach or whatever. Over 100,000 have been sold worldwide.

It's an intramural sport at some colleges. That is a game I would fuck with in college. I'm always like, why play sports in college? It just ruins your time unless you're going to make it to the lead. But UNC, FSU, so shout out to the Seminoles. You can play intramural cross net right now,

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your next purchase when you use promo code KFC. This actually sounds pretty fucking fun. We should get I don't think I'm down to play many games anymore, but I think I'd fuck with a little. I already have it. I played it at my house last summer. I have this game. So go to CrossNet, use promo code KFC,

and get $20 off your edition of the game. That's if you survive, though, because I actually feel like you are a seasoned vet of this. I'm more worried about Frankie's survival on multiple levels, like whether it's violence, whether it's a heart attack, whether it's suicide. He'll come here and put his fucking, we'll put his whole head in this jar, okay?

Frankie is, Frankie's doing something. Potentially. He's done it a couple times on the small level with the two wins here, but we'll see how this series goes. Frankie's doing something that I think everybody at Barstool has longed to do, and that's take on all of Boston. Philly beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl.

So there's been times where Boston has faltered, but never with the right cast of characters in the right setting for a seven-game series. Game watches, we talked earlier about how over the course of a series you like get to know your opponent you hate each other and all this shit and the fact that he's doing it all alone i think i have like survivor's guilt for frankie i'm like i think i should be there as like even a fake pseudo islanders fan just seeing him all alone but then it also makes it so awesome i didn didn't know how hard he was going to go.

Oh, he's going. I figured in Boston he might be not sheepish because I know Frankie. I know Frankie's not sheepish. But I figured, like, I did not expect him to stand up on a chair. Suck my fucking dick. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you

Fuck you Fuck you And fuck all of you Not my fucking dick Like now I'm gonna have to go that hard Well I was gonna say Yeah now you gotta like take your dick out You to have to go that hard at Averelli's. Yeah, now you've got to, like, take your dick out. You might have to actually suck your dick.

I have to fist fight Mr. Brewery tonight. Imagine if he just, pow, just punched an old man in the face. Like, sorry, I had to do it. I mean, the atmosphere. Frankie, by the way, what Frankie's doing right now is one of the craziest, like, runs. The back and forth he he left he went 2-2-1-1-1 has never fucked somebody worse than Frankie Borelli right I mean he was taking 715 trains every morning after the stream was back to New York and then he he had like he had

had family affairs to deal with he had to get back for Borelli's he's got to get back to Boston for Dave's he is like I mean he's that's what I'm saying. He might fucking just die of exhaustion. Yeah, and I'll tell you what like like I'm I'm exhausted and I haven't done half the job doing right. I cannot. I mean, I guess I can believe but I cannot really

comprehend how every stream there is someone not from Barstool who is just the most unlikable person for I don't know who's where's chest poke guy or tight top guy. There is someone, not from Barstool, who is just the most unlikable person in the world. I don't know. Who's worse, Chesspoke guy or Tine Top guy? I don't know who's Chesspoke guy.

So Chesspoke guy was the game before when Frankie, when they, I think it was like the overtime goal. I think it was like when they won. Can you pull up Chesspoke guy? I like making a point to not look at anything else. I was going to say, you might not even know. So Chesspoke Guy was the only other Islanders fan, which is why it's funny. He actually had Frankie's back. But Frankie was giving his speech.

He was having his moment. And Chesspoke Guy was right in the front just pointing at his chest, being like, you're the man, you're the man. But it was like, dude, you're ruining the moment. Like fucking take a hint, man. It was so bad that he couldn't just get it

through his thick fucking skull that like you are not what the audience is here for. You're not like, you're not it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then, and then the tank top guy, the next, the next tank top guy I did know about. I mean, he just looked like just a Boston scale, you know, just people kept saying I looked like him. I mean, he just looked like just a Boston scale.

People kept saying I looked like him. I got added in a few. It was like a mix of you and R.A. or something like that. It did have like a bizarre – I didn't see that at all. He looks more like R.A. And I love the way that Witt said he treated it like my son when he's in the backseat saying, Are we there yet?

He leaned back. was like, ah! And the guy just shut the fuck up real quick. Do you not have Chesspoke guy? I'm trying to find it. Chesspoke was equally as bad. Like, the tank top guy was brutal only because he just looked like absolute trash, you know? But Chesspoke guy was like,'re ruining what what could be a a very like cool live stream moment and it was just like you know because these guys come and they just get

shit-faced and so the islanders had just tied it and it's this guy in the in the hat and the that khaki hat and he just stays there he just keeps doing it like it's like yeah 30 seconds of this yeah and i was like you are the worst man nobody's here for you you know so every time there's somebody in the crowd that you just want to absolutely murder with your bare hands yeah i i've gotten multiple texts being like how have have you not fought a blank person yet? And I'm always like, I don't know what you're talking about. Well, I also, are you shit-faced for these? Or are you just in the zone?

When you're doing no TOT, you're not feeling any pain. You've got to be several D for no TOT. With a microphone taped to your chest. I would have to assume you're drunk then. That one was drunk, yeah. It's been a mixed bag. Sometimes I'm shit-faced, sometimes I'm not. Because I feel like

you really kind of are in your own world because sometimes I'm like, man, I think Feidelberg might murder that guy. It's funny, it's just two doors down with Frankie,

but it's like you're in different worlds. Yeah, I haven't talked to Frankie on a stream I don't think once. Right, right. You have enough barrier. Look at you.

And the nerve of you saying that those hands are normal. That's just a hard high five. Bro, that hoof of yours looks like it's infected or something. It looks like you ate a bag of Cheetos. It looks like a girl who put on self-tanner and doesn't know to wash her hands off. You look ridiculous, sir. And somehow, someway, you were more in control than Rear Admiral. Rear Admiral.

Rearad's had no idea the game even ended. He did not. He was like. That's not even a joke. He didn't know. Overtime such death goal. The whole bar going crazy. Rearad's didn't know what happened he had not realized

that the goal had been scored now to be fair it wasn't a soft goal and I think it took everyone by surprise but he was so shit faced he didn't know

that the game had ended and some of these I don't know how the lighting the camera whatever this is the pictures that are coming out of it

are unbelievable the one of Frank he's standing there like Jesus God damn Christ thanks for having me, Boston. Have you seen the hype video they made where it's all of the games so far

put into one for Frankie with that smirk? And I love Grinnelli and Marina at his footstep, at his feet, just fucking miserable. There's a hype video. If you go to Frankie's page, it's a dramatic movie trailer, a dramatic like movie trailer with all of his moments put together.

Who makes these videos? I don't know. I'm not sure. That one, yeah. I'm not gonna give up. I'm not gonna give up. I'm not gonna give up. I'm not gonna give up. God, Marina's such a bitch during these.

I couldn't believe Possum's way that went. That's amazing This is sick Yeah right Who the fuck made this I know Just like Give it a fucking Oscar Some of the faces

He makes Are like Some of the faces he makes are like... Yeah. it's incredible it's it's it's I think it's one of the greatest what he's doing I mean all things considered I think it's one of the greatest... What he's doing, I mean, all things considered, like how he's doing it all alone, it's one of the best storylines in martial history.

And at this point, the series has gone long enough that win or lose, it's going to be memorable. If they win, obviously, forget about it. He's going to be... And he's the perfect character for it. I don't think anybody else could do it. You know what I mean? Yeah. character for it. I don't think anybody else could do it. You know what I mean? What he's doing and somehow still

being like... The favorite. Likeable. That's how big of fucking assholes you guys are. Like I still like him. That's why I said if you're not a Bruins fan, you have to be rooting for frankie and the

calendars right like who's rooting for the bruins right you know what i mean yeah i saw somebody saying like uh you know this is stupid like he should be at the game instead i'm like oh no yeah i mean like frankie celebrated at the barn would be great but you're not gonna get like these kind of moments like no fucking way i mean he definitely wants to be in the game yeah he's gonna you know it's he's i also it, it's, he's, I also, it's, it's so fucked up with how we're doing it, how we're always in the opposite.

Like, I don't, I don't even know where tonight's game is. I don't know why we're doing it this way. You're in Boston when it's in New York. It's in Boston, right? You're in New York when it's in Boston.

You're at Borrelli's, but yeah. Well, I know I'm at Borrelli's. I didn't think I was making it to Boston for tonight, but real fucked. Like why? Everything's backwards.

We're in the upside down. It's incredibly confusing. I can't make sense of it. Frankie loses his mind. And I'm not talking about his excitability. He says things. Did you hear when he said he would suck Biz's foreskin? No.

He goes, he was like, if the Islanders win, I'll suck Biz's foreskin. And Grinelli was like, whoa, that was too much. And then Frankie's like, and he calms down. He's like, no, no, no, I'm serious. You know the little bit of skin? I will suck it. And then he goes, wait, did the Islanders win the game? I'm not even sure.

And then he goes, after it's been detached. I was like, why do you keep making this worse? You're the only one doing this yourself, you know? Well, to be fair, that's basically calamari. Oh! Oh, my God. If I had said that to you, you would puke. That's unfair that you could say that to me

and nothing happened, but I said to you and you'd puke. I mean, he's just out of his... How about when you guys scored your first goal last game and it might have been disallowed, like there might have been something there, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he was like – he goes, I hope that this goal is disallowed, and if it is, I'm going to fuck all your mothers. What?

Just illogical ravings of a madman, and I fucking absolutely love it. So, yeah, I mean – Fuck off. I was thinking, when he goes home, what do you think, like, Mama Varelli says? Like, how's work, honey? I saw you on the live stream. I saw you tell the whole town of Boston to suck your fucking dick. How's work?

But the thing is, like, he does that with his mom in the room. I know. That's true. That's true. She's at Pirelli's. She knows the lifestyle. Well, somebody, win or lose. It's actually crazy.

Like, he doesn't have – I guess maybe I would be the same way if I was with my dad. But, like, with Mr. Pirelli, I don't fuck with him. I've tried to be on my best behavior when I'm at Pirelli's. Right. Whereas Frankie is just like the exact opposite. Well, but it's like home to him. Yeah. You know what I mean?

It's like being in his own living room, you know? Win or lose, I think everybody who's involved in these is going to need some therapy. You're all going to need to go to BetterHelp. Maybe before the game, you guys should livestream a fucking BetterHelp therapy session. Put the therapist on the big screen, and he or she can just do all of you guys one by one. You file in and out of the room and be like, okay, you're a Bruins fan. Tell me what you're going through. How are things going with you?

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Oh, I don't think it's a conspiracy theory. Yeah, well, it's – so there's a video floating around. It's just this one video, and nobody else has a longer version where you see before and after. But this guy caught a shot. Nobody saw it in real time. It was social media the next day. Nobody saw it. It was at the end of probably one of the later rounds, maybe 5, 6, 7, maybe.

Ten seconds left. And Floyd hits him with a right. And then they kind of hug up. And then a left to the jaw. And you see Logan go limp. Yeah. His head is looking straight down. He's a puppet whose strings got cut.

Yeah. A puppet whose strings got cut. And Floyd, for sure, holds him up and probably whispered in his ear, like, wake up, bud. Wake up. Wake up. And yet, I find that to be kind of cool. I find that like, yeah, that means it's like the ultimate money grab. And, yeah, they were just putting on a show.

That was it. That's what I mean. That's what I mean. That's what it was. Floyd Mayweather, one of the greatest boxers of all time, was fighting a YouTuber. And that was what we put like, well, I think this was just for the money. Well, yeah. Once we knew it was exhibition rules and all that, every step of the way it just kept getting less and less of like a real fight.

But to see like the opponent hold a person up. But I don't give – I think like it was entertaining. It was something to talk about. What I really like is Floyd Mayweather, the scumbag that he is, the fact that – I don't think anybody has ever been so about the money the way he is. Yeah. And I didn't realize he had this line. I just saw it the other day. He said, your kids can't eat Legacy.

Or Legacy doesn't feed your kids or whatever it was. I mean, that's awesome. The fact that people just ruin his legacy that he didn't knock out the YouTuber. He's like, I don't fucking care. Doesn't ruin his legacy. Like, fucking, yeah. Like, get out of here. But, you know, Logan comes out wearing the Pokemon card, puts on a show, holds his own. Came out to the Greatest Showman.

Came out to the Greatest Showman, which we talked about with him. He loves that shit. Took a, like, in this case, you know, looks like he got knocked out and Floyd kept him on his feet. But also took several other punches from him. In some, like, in some capacity, there were people who scored a couple rounds going to him. How can you still deny that guy his credit? Yeah. The fact that there are still people being like, this is lame.

It's like, Logan won his fight months ago when this thing happened. And even his post-fight press conference wasn't about the match. It was about just doing it. He was like, don't ever tell me anything's impossible anymore because I just fought Floyd Mayweather. It wasn't like I won. I beat him. It was like I did this. I had this experience, and that's why this is awesome.

And he even says, he's like, I'll never know. Did Floyd take it easy on me? He's a great guy. But he was just talking about the whole thing happening. His idiot brother is the one who's like, he's like, he your career you're 51 you're 50 and one that you're being the idiot you know but the fact that he's just like i i'm here to entertain i've only fought i've had two or three boxing matches and i got to the level of boyd mayweather like that because i'm that popular and that good of a businessman all that shit shit. That's what's impressive to him.

And Floyd's just like, I got $100 million. So like everybody wins. People who are trying to like, yeah, if you're making the argument that he won, that's crazy. But people are like, well, Floyd took it easy. Fucking shit. Floyd didn't fucking care. Like it's just cool that it happened. I'm not trying to say Logan deserves a belt. I'm not trying to say Logan is a boxer. Logan wouldn't say he's a boxer. No. It's just fucking cool that it happened. Right, right. I'm not trying to say Logan deserves a belt.

I'm not trying to say Logan is a boxer. Logan wouldn't say he's a boxer. No. It's just fucking cool that it happened. It's like if, like, Jacob deGrom, like, faced a fan and, like, didn't throw as hard as he could. And, like, he ended up striking the guy out, but he, like, fouled the ball off a couple times. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know.

Yeah, it's cool that, like, a normal guy got to step in against the greatest. You know, like what Jake is doing is he's fighting like, you know, kind of like tomato cans. But he went right for the greatest of all time and got to do it from like an entertainment and a content point of view. You know, it's like we – in the world that Logan and us are – we're all in, it's a big deal if you get to interview people like that. If he got Floyd Mayweather on his podcast, it would be a big get. It would be like, wow, I'm really getting to the top of the game. He fought him. It's like how can you still not – if Logan was like I beat him and all that shit, then fine.

But he's like, yeah, that was pretty cool that happened. And people are like, no, it's not. Okay, man. You know? Boxers who are saying it, like, ruined the sport. Bro, the sport's been ruined forever. Yeah. People who are saying that the pay-per-view wasn't entertaining.

Floyd, when he fights other boxers, the pay-per-view's not entertaining. That's always the knock on Floyd. There was, like, I mean, the Pacquiao fight. That was terrible. It wasn't a good fight. Every single time people say I wasted my money on Mayweather. So now you did it again with Logan. He's terrible. It wasn't a good fight. Every single time people say, I wasted my money on Mayweather. So now you did it again with Logan.

He's a boxer who doesn't get punched. They're not entertaining fights. He's a boxer who doesn't get punched and doesn't really punch back. He just jabs and moves. It's like, what the fuck else did you expect? I don't know. We talk about this every time too.

How pay-per-views don't work every single time you're trying to buy it. Like we're the last people who actually buy it. Everyone else is so proud to illegally stream it. And we're trying to buy it. And every time Showtime's down or ESPN Plus doesn't work. And I can't imagine the amount of money. Like last night I tried and I tried and I tried and I just gave up. I tried and I tried and then I stole it.

Yeah, lots of me. I gave up and I watched the stream. I tried and I tried and then I stole it. Yeah, lots of me. I came up and I watched the stream. I very much wanted to buy. I put in a lot of effort trying to buy it. We texted each other multiple times. Did you get it? Did I get it? How do you get in?

And if we did that, there's got to be thousands more at 50 bucks a pop that it could have just been more money in the bank. Yikes. That is. How are you not ready? Just prepare for it. The HBO stuff, maybe it's talking... Yeah.

Maybe it's getting people talking about the show. But when it's a direct money thing... No one's buying a fight the next day. No. You have your one window. Yeah. Just make sure your servers or your fucking computer farms or whatever the fuck can handle like a hundred times what you're expecting.

Just fucking do it every time. It's crazy to me. That fight game hasn't figured that all out yet. So whatever they made you probably could have made even more. But does that affect Floyd and Logan's pockets or is that just show time? Were they getting guaranteed money?

I'm sure they probably got something on the back end. I'm sure it's probably based on some sort of number of downloads or purchases. And now you got what I do like what Jake Paul's doing right now I heard him he was at the Bitcoin convention with

Tim Dillon was like emceeing and doing like a set and Jake Jake is now playing this angle of I am representing the fighters of all sports and Dana White is the asshole who doesn't pay them. So he's like, I'm just out here to show fighters

that if you do it my way, you can get all the money in the world and you don't need a Dana White. And then last night, Francis Neganyu was tweeting, like, how the fuck did these guys, how did Logan Paul just make $10 million, $20 million, and I can't even, like, get the fight I want with John Bones or whatever.

But it's like, you don't have fucking 25 million subscribers on YouTube. Yeah. Yeah. Like I know he stepped into your world. You're a good fighter. Yeah. Like you're a good fighter. He's a bad fighter. You, you have no online presence.

He has the biggest. Like, so it's like you, you are as much as better of a fighter as you are than him. He's 10 X that as an entertainer than you are. So, I mean, I get what people are saying that, like, you know, those are bigger fights that probably generate more money. And then UFC just keeps all that money. So I do understand it. But it's also, like, Logan Paul and Jake Paul can cut the line and do this because they are superstars. And they've spent their career building that side of it.

You know what I mean? So it's like to just say that these fighters, it's like, I don't know. Well, then you go do it. Yeah. Which, by the way, maybe they could. Just fight Jon Jones. Yeah. Like, I guess contracts preclude you.

But, like, if they got out of it, and that's kind of what Floyd did with boxing. So that's what's funny is everybody says that, like, Floyd kind of killed boxing and, like, the sport started to die. I think there was multiple things going on. It was corrupt. And there wasn't, like, a big heavyweight star and all that shit. But I think when Floyd, like, kind of took control of the game and just made it, like, all about him, it kind of, like, declined. If UFC kind of goes the same way, I don't know if it will be the same, like, great product that it is. Like, maybe Dana White.

I don't know. I don't know where I fall on that. It's that it is. Maybe Dana White... I don't know. I don't know where I fall on that. I feel like the fighters deserve a lot of the money. But also, it's like maybe Dana having the UFC be a whole entity is better than just one-off fights here and there. You know what I mean? I would think it definitely is. Right?

Then you're the league. Yeah. Because for every Conor, there's 20 guys who need the promotion and the machine behind it. And then you watch that fight because of the UFC, and you're like, that was fucking awesome. You never would have watched that fight if he was just off on his own. Yeah, you don't get – there's UFC every single weekend. Right, and you buy one or a couple a year. But I guess it's just that people – guys go out there and they put their life on the line,

and then they get a small fraction of the money and people get mad about it. But it's like, but we need the whole league for there to even be interest in your fight. So I'm sure it's like... If I were Conor, I would try to get out of the contract and I would just fight people. Definitely. I'd just try to fight Jake Paul. I would do, once you make it to that level, I think like, yeah, I'll just host my own fights. I'll find an arena.

We'll do it all on our own. There's always somebody willing to pay it or whatever. But if you're not that dude, you need a league of fighters. So I just think that people are probably painting Dana and the league and the man as like scumbags. When in reality, it's probably more of a balanced thing than you realize where it's like he probably should pay them more as I understand it. But I don't think it should just be like you get everything. Yeah, I think they're pretty notoriously underpaid but like but like but i'm saying so that they should fix that but i don't think you can remove the dana weiss of the world the entire league of the world like

you need those things to have some interest in the up-and-comers i feel like i don't really know that would just make more sense to me that it's like you need some sort of structure behind it but i would be if you are the top dog and you're like uh i'm getting like 120th of what logan paul just made to like spar for a couple hours like holy but all like how if you just objectively look at that like it has to make sense to you like if you just yeah like you have to be like well that person is famous right i am not but i'm just tough that's the thing where it's like, you have to be like, well, that person is famous. Right. I am not. I'm just tough. But that's the thing where it's like, now you are famous, you know? Like, now Francis Negan, he's finally famous. Yeah.

But you weren't, like, two months ago. Right. Now you are, so go ahead, like, go do it. But you also signed a contract where you weren't famous. It's like anything else where it's like, all right, play out your contract and then go do whatever you want. It's like Alex Cooper and fucking podcasting. It's the same thing with fighting, really. So, yeah, it's funny that Jake Paul is playing that angle, though,

where it's just like right away on that Bitcoin thing. Hopefully they get fighters bigger. Yeah, like he cares about those people now. Give me a fucking break, man. All right, so we have an interview today or no? No. Okay, so we'll get into our voicemails in a second. But first, we got to do our top fives.

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So what's unorthodox? Let's say this. Like, is it anything but a bed? I would think, like, a good example would be if you were at the bar and you slept in the bathroom stall for an hour. Which I've done. That would be it. Thank you.

Yeah. Do you see, though? It's him. It's him that you are like, yeah, see? Sometimes when you're talking about Feidelberg's bar behavior and sleeping habits, you don't want to be in the same sentence. I fell asleep at Molly's once.

And where did you fall asleep, Jackie? I don't know where it was. You don't even know which bar, huh? I don't know where it was. But it was a tough night overall. And in my defense, it was like, so basically my phone ran out of battery. So it's actually kind of smart when that happens. It's kind of smart.

Yeah, and I really wanted to go home, and I couldn't call an Uber. And I tried to ask all my friends if they could call me Ubers, and they were all too gone to process it. Wow. So. Talk about a wrecking crew. Yeah. Jesus Christ.

You're with a group of people who are too drunk to function a phone. To get home. What did they all do when they had to go home? They couldn't process. I mean, it takes, what, three buttons you have to hit, probably? Like, push push app Push phone Yeah They were

I like would say stuff to them And it just was It was more Just like they weren't processing What I was saying Right right And so it's actually You know how I talked about

Adapting, improvising And overcoming Yes we got a marine Have we said that on air yet No Okay So So last week

I asked Jackie To So it was like Thursday night. I had gotten swindled by yet again another homeless man. So the second time in two weeks that a homeless man bullied me into buying food or drinks for them. And I put it on my Instagram story. It was getting a lot of traction, so I wanted to post it on my like regular Instagram and I wanted a thumbnail for it. So I texted Jackie and I said, can you make me a thumbnail for this?

Explain the time that you texted me. Thursday night. Yeah, it was Thursday night. And what time? Like 11. For sure. Not maybe nine.

Let's find out. It was definitely not 11. I will admit that, night you want to go out For like happy hour or some shit I understand getting a text 9-20 So I say can you make me a thumbnail Now

Jackie's out And I think Like Again I'm asking for a thumbnail, right? And that means in our world, like, we have these great producers who make us, like, pictures and screenshots. On Photoshop on their computers that they're near. And fonts and all that stuff. This was the thumbnail Jackie made toie music she just went into instagram and wrote

wrote the words and turned it sideways so the homeless man one and then and then she made this one with an opaque background as if she goes here's a couple options and then the the icing on the cake here she just threw this clip art homeless man in there which is so bad i like it that one's good that one becomes good i remember being like i killed on that and then was like okay i got it like how about that one i'm like you're just doing the same thing you're just using different Instagram fonts on Instagram stories. Literally anyone in the world can do this. So what else was I supposed to do? I don't know.

This is why I ask these – usually the producers do these things and make these things. And honestly, I think I said – like I would have rather just be like, I'm out right now and I can't do that. Oh, okay, fine. I'll just figure it out. So then I come in the next day and I'm filming her and I'm talking to Nick and I'm like busting her balls. And she's like, well, you know, I was out and it wasn't the perfect circumstances, but I knew that I had to adapt, overcome, and survive. And I was like, what? Adapt, improvise, and overcome. Adapt, improvise, and overcome like fucking Marine over here.

Words of affirmation. Yeah. It's literally like the Marine Corps like slogan. So I'm like, what's next? Like semper fi? Like she's walking out of here like, hoorah! Am I being dramatic? Am I being dramatic?

So this is Jackie's thing. Adopt, improvise, and overcome. That is literally the Marines. Yes, literally. Her father used to say it to her. But it's very relevant in a lot of situations. Absolutely. The problem is you you adapted

you tried to improvise you did not not overcome it okay but at the bar i did so i was tired so i was like okay i'm just gonna go nap so then i went into the time is this this is um uh i don't know i i mean but like is it are we talking like wee hours of the morning or like 11 p.m.? we're probably talking 10. Oh, boy. So, that's relevant because I thought it was going to be like 2 a.m. The next night I was in bed.

I'll explain that later. But, but, so then I went and then I fell asleep. My phone was off and then I came back like an hour later. I just literally went into the stall and then I closed it and I just remember sitting down on the ground. Are you sat on the ground. You sat on the ground? You sat on the ground? There's a seat there for you.

It's still a toilet. I obviously wasn't thinking things through. Fair point. But still, even in your drunkest mind, there's a seat on the floor. I was going to sit on the chair. I don't know what to say. Was the bottom open you know yeah like

somebody if somebody were to look they could see they could just see you sitting on the ground they would see a body yeah it probably looked like concerning from the outside but then i wake up like an hour later i felt great like i was so refreshed i don't want to go home anymore let's go i came back and all my friends were like what the fuck where were you like we thought you left and I was like no

I was just I just took a little nap and I came back and it was great I felt like a lot better it's like one of the most reckless things a girl can do yeah whatever

yeah and then and then the next night the next night I basically was in bed by 11 I woke up ugh okay well apparently I went oh I felt that I basically was in bed by 11. I woke up. Oh, okay.

Well, apparently I went. Oh, I felt that. I felt that in my core. She went, oh. Apparently, I went back to my old apartment, went up. All I remember is the Turkish woman being like, why are you here? Why are you here? And then I woke up.

I have bruises on my face. I think I'm concussed. My head hurts really bad. Wait, you slept at your old apartment? No, no. I just said hi. And then I left. Did you go thinking like you forgot you moved or you went like, I'm going to go say hi to

my old neighbors? I don't know. Apparently I was like, I just miss you. And I just wanted to say hi. I didn't know that the Turkish woman was really deep down in your best friend. And then what, you felt scared or something? I just wanted to say hi I think that my friends called an Uber for me which the next night I didn't even have the decency to go into a bar

and fall asleep I just fell asleep in front of people and so what do you mean? you didn't have the decency to go to the bathroom? yeah like I was hanging out with people this was like at an apartment and then I guess I just like fell with people. This was like at an apartment. And then I guess I just like fell asleep like in the mid-air. Maybe you're narcoleptic?

Yeah. No, I actually think that. I think it's at your shit face. I don't think it's narcolepsy. Okay, so it's alcoholism then. This has been like an issue. I think I have some kind of like iron issue. I don't know.

Once the iron deficiency starts coming out. She's anemic. She think I have some kind of like iron issue. Once the iron deficiency starts coming out. She's anemic, John. We gotta get more zinc and shit in her body. It's not the like 45 shots you took that night. No way, Jack. By the way, switch of the nickname for

Jackie. She used to try to tell people her name was spelled J-A-C-Q-U-I. No. So she's Jaquie from now on. My parents named me that and then people started calling me Jaquie and I was like, it's not Jaquie.

So then second grade in the middle, I changed it. It's her dumb parents' fault. Yeah. So in second grade, she had to be like, this is ridiculous. My name's J-A-C-K-I-E. Get the fuck out of here.

Wait, it was actually spelled that way? It was J-A-C-Q-U-I. Jaqu fuck out of here. Wait, it was actually spelled that way? It was J-A-C-Q-U-I. And then I changed it. So she's Jaquie from now on. Jaquie. So Jaquie has been going hard here this weekend. Yeah, welcome to New York. Right.

I was going to say, you lived here for a while, but your Turkish woman days were kind of like you weren't really here. Now you're in New York with your girlfriends in the village. You're partying. You your girlfriends in the village you're partying you're sleeping in bathrooms you're passing out of parties you're falling down and getting unidentified drinking bruises like you're in new york now you probably have a concussion it is it is like awesome how just like the after the pandemic and i guess it's still ongoing but i'm vaccinated so fuck you. If you're not vaccinated by now...

You're not vaccinated by now. The pandemic is over for me. I have a vaccine. It's over for me. Bro, also, by the way, the pandemic ended for us, like, in August. Bro, we came back to work in July. We, like, just didn't... Most places are not back at work. We've been back at work for

a year. For months! Yeah, for a year! A year! Holy shit, it's been a year i've been having people ask me like have you gone back to the office i'm like yeah yeah july and they're like oh so coming up i'm like no like i this is where i think people are just such dramatic assholes because we like yeah i like how you like people such dramatic assholes i still i'm like, you're such a dramatic asshole. I'm like, oh my god. It's so hard to stand. First of all, it's hard to stand. But like, the pandemic was basically as

dramatic as you wanted to make it. We just kept going to work and we just didn't make noise about it. I just didn't really wear a mask. I just didn't say anything about it. And then I got the fucking thing. What's it called? The vaccine, and I'm good.

I just never made a huge stink about all of it. I wore a mask everywhere I went, but not in the office. Yeah, I didn't really do that. But the – I wore a mask when it really – when, like, I needed to. But, like, if I was walking alone on the street or whatever, I just didn't wear a mask, but I never, like, proclaimed it or did anything, like, asshole about it.

It was just like, eh. But I was thinking that, like, how hard people were coming out of it. It's like what Jackie's doing now in bathrooms. But the, like, airlines can't sell alcohol anymore because when they brought it back, people just got too fucked up. They were like, American Airlines and Delta were both like, you know what? We're taking the alcohol

away from again. So they were just like, people were just raging too hard? Yeah. Like people were just getting too fucked up on planes. Wow. More so than like in the past?

I don't know. I thought, I thought. Or do you think they just took this opportunity to be like, we're not doing this shit anymore? I didn't even know

anyone flew sober. Who does that? That's madness. I was shocked to learn that some people just get on a plane and drink waters yeah

I get drunk at the bar and I just drink water on the plane there was probably this window of time back in the day flying was awesome ripping saves

yeah full steak meals you were like walking around I don't even think you had to sit down you were probably just like having sex they weren't seatbelts right it it was a free they were fully understood

like if this plane goes down we're just dying 100 and i feel like you like we're taking your life into your hands being like yeah this might crash because like we just invented this and now you can get on like a first class pod with a bed and a tv and you don't miss a beat but there had to be like a middle period in like the 70s and 80s where flying fucking sucked. Where it was like now we have to sit down. We can't smoke. The food is shitty. There's no TVs.

And you just have to like stare at the fucking table, the chairs in front of you. You just read the vomit bag a bunch of times. That's got to be the worst period of time ever to fly. Actually, we'll bring it back to top fives. I'll just take the plane nap. I think when you, if, again, it's not really sober. It's not really a nap. It's more like a-

Oh, I disagree with the plane nap. Horrible place to nap. Yeah, yeah, but I'm not saying that. I'm saying, so, yeah, all right. There's two ways to kind of look at it. Like the quality of nap or the importance, if you will, of the nap. If you have ever – again, this is not really a nap. This is like I took Xanax.

But when it's like wheels up and you're like – and then you wake up and you're like, we're approaching our final descent here. And you're like, oh, my God. Yeah, I understand. It's literally time travel. You know? So not the – and that quality sucks. You try to do those things.

You try to flip the thing, the ear, the head thing. You know what I'm talking about? No. The little headrest can bend forward. You didn't know that? Yeah, I saw a TikTok being like 35 years on this planet. I didn't know that. All planes, or most of them, on the headrest has these two flaps that you can bend forward

so that your head can lean on something. I am learning this right now. You've never done that, right? You've done that, right? When I saw that TikTok, usually I see those things and I'm like, oh wow, I didn't know that either. You guys neither? It's not great.

It's just like your head doesn't fall all the way over. It just kind of hits something. I go through the window every time. You know what I love? It's ridiculous and I know, your head doesn't fall all the way over. It just like kind of hits something. Yeah. I go through the window every time. You know what I love? And it's ridiculous. And I'll never have one. But have you ever seen those triangle shaped pillows that you put on the, you put your seat down, your table down.

And it's this inflatable pillow that's kind of like rounded. And you can like lean on it and just like go to sleep like this. I usually lean on the table. You have to have an inflatable pillow. I just go table. Yeah. Like all the way down. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is so you don't have to go all the way. can like lean on it and just like go to sleep like this that i usually have an inflatable pillow i just go table yeah like all the way down yeah yeah yeah this is so you don't have to go so there's no good way to sleep it's certainly not an enjoyable one but if you are on enough drugs and whatever and you pass out and then wake up and you're just like on the plane burke redshirt

was telling some story about he did it uh with going like australia and he popped like a ton of dicks and like slept through like a 20 hour flight Yeah He got off the plane He was like What time is it? And they were like 6 And he was like Oh perfect Like I'm gonna go

Fucking rage And then I got my show And so he goes out He starts drinking In the airport And shit It was 6am So he went out

And tried to go to a bar And cause you know It's still dusk It's like kind of that same Looks out you know And the guy was like The bar's not open It's 6 a.m.

I am disappointed in Australia, to be honest. Yeah, I thought you guys were cool. What's Australia doing not having bars open at 6 a.m.? Grow up. Nap choice. Go ahead. Okay. I don't really.

You can just be napping. All right. Best places to nap then. Yeah. Like does couch count? Sure. Okay. I'm not going to take it just yet, but Iodox. All right. Best places to nap, then. Yeah. Like, does couch count? Sure. Okay. I'm not going to take it just yet, but I just want to know if that's where we're at.

Yeah. Beach nap. Ooh. I disagree with that, but that's a good one. I think that's, like, a dangerous... It's very dangerous. It's a dangerous spot. It's in burned territory.

Yeah. As someone with the amount of melanin you and I have, it's a dangerous one. Yes, it's not great. Yeah. Someone with the amount of melanin you and I have. It's a dangerous one. The day that you finally take the beach and the sun seriously, the day that you finally pull the rigs and you know that you're not tougher than the sun, and you show up with, like, a canopy and a fucking umbrella, one of those tents, you know what I mean? And then you're covered from the sun.

Then you can sleep. Yeah. It's when you're drinking and hungover on the beach and you end up just passing out on a towel. Fuck. Like you wake up and you're like, I'm going to die. Dude, I've done that. I did it in the Bahamas once. And I was like probably 14 and shit-faced.

And I just – it was only one side of me. So I just kind of – I was sleeping on my side. And it was – That's the worst experience of your life, right? It was only one side of me. So I was sleeping on my side. And it was... That's the worst experience of your life, right? It was insane. I had to have friends massage me with aloe. Yeah. Because I couldn't do anything.

When they say sun poisoning, it's like your body is dying because it got too much sun. It's rebelling against itself. By the way, do you know what a sunburn is? What a sunburn is? Yeah. Isn't it like your capillaries burst or something? No, it's your skin cells. This is probably true.

Boiling and bursting? No, it's them committing suicide. So they don't get cancer. Char. It is. They're killing themselves. So they don't become cancerous. Wow.

See, that's good that I missed. Because it's actually saving you. I also, again. That's totally made up. But it sounds good. Probably true. Sounds good. See, that's good that I missed because it was actually saving you. I also, again. That's totally made up, but it sounds good. Probably true. Sounds good. Yeah, it does sound good, right? I'm stealing couch naps.

It's by far the best. I was only going with the plane thing as a segue. The couch nap is definitely the best. And I know everyone loves to say the master's weekend or when you're watching golf. But it's when you're watching anything. I mean, I don't even take couch out. I just go to sleep on the couch. Well, that's the thing.

It's almost like cheating because it's like sometimes you sleep at night, sometimes you sleep at night. I slept on the couch last night. Yeah. I sleep on the couch most of the time. It's like sometimes it's a nap. Sometimes it's like you got kicked out of bed by your wife. Most of the time it's just like this is where I sleep. Yeah, bug.

I was watching a movie. I fell asleep. I was fine with it. Why do I need to go to this room and lay on this thing? It's the most infuriating thing. He gets so mad when people wake you up. In the... My dad does it.

They're looking out for you because they don't realize that you are like Jason Bourne. You can sleep on a hardwood floor. Yeah. Most people... I've slept on this floor before. Yeah, and this is like a slab of concrete with a little bit of rock. It's always jarring coming in here. It's always jarring coming in here and you're just like dead on the ground.

I'm like, it's not always. It's happened twice. Well, but it's always jarring. Both times it was jarring. But most people, they fall asleep on a couch. They wake up in several hours and they're like, oh, fuck. I neck is fucked up. I shouldn't have slept on the couch.

So you think you're doing them a favor. Like, yo, come on, just get into bed. You'll be so much better. Whereas people like you, it's like, yeah. I'm just always in pain. So it doesn't, it's not. Right now, honestly, my fucking shoulders, my neck, my lower back, my legs are just dying. From watching hockey.

I don't know why. Like, it's just. It's from watching hockey. No, no, no. It's been going on for years now. I think it's tense. You're just always flexing. Yeah, you ever, it's like sometimes those tweets come across your timeline where it's

like, hey, like, relax your shoulders. Yeah, yeah. Unclench your jaw. And I'm like, oh. Oh, wow, I was doing that. Hang on. Yeah, you're right. My whole body was like.

But yeah, the couch is the spot. Um, shower. Shower. Shower nap. Another extremely dangerous one. Bro, I used to rip shower naps in high school all the time. I've sat down on the shower, laid down on the shower. I have really gone into a trance in the shower. You go to sleep in the shower?

A running shower, you're like... It's not regular. In high school, I used to do it all the time. Fully asleep. I would bring. Fully asleep. I would bring like a plastic lawn chair into like showers after practice. Yeah. And people would be like, what is wrong with you?

I would sit there. That's a move from like a 17-year-old kid. I would sit there and I'd fall asleep with a chewing and so i'd wake up and i'd be just i'd have brown spit just everywhere bro you've been an animal since early look at the good jackie look at jackie like since a early time like an early date in your life that's just but why but why what why did the whole thing bro the whole why what why would you why what? Why did the whole thing, bro? The whole fucking thing. Why would you, if you could nap,

why would you choose a shower? I don't know, it was fun. I liked it. Showers are comfortable. Showers are criminally short in our society. Yeah. Like the average shower is probably, what, like three minutes? People think like a 10-minute shower is considered a long time.

I like to rip like a 45-minute shower is considered a long time. I like to rip a 45-minute shower. I like to get out pruney, man. I bring my phone in the shower now. I'm hanging out. I could just be hanging out. Seriously, sometimes I go home and it's like, well, I'm all alone in my apartment. I can sit on the couch and watch TV, or I can be in a perfect hot shower, and I'll just watch some shit on my phone.

I can be sitting here or sitting there. One of them has a nice hot shower. It's great. At school, they talk to me. They're like, dude, you're using all of the hot water. You've been asleep for two hours. Oh, man. Dipping? That's so dangerous.

You could drown. You could choke. There's a million ways John could die in his high school maps. I would just be a fucking naked with a little pee shout just getting covered in tobacco spit. Just disgusting. I was a child. I was a naked child

covered in tobacco spit. One thing I learned right now. I need the one thing I learned of this immediately. It's like the guy, like people would clean it. What is happening? It's like I was like. Covered in tobacco spit, sir. It wasn't like we didn't have stalls.

I was just in a room. It was like, we didn't have stalls. I was just in a room. It was like group showers. You want to know what time travel? I would end practice and be like, it's midnight. I would have a hockey practice at 2.30 in the afternoon. I can't believe it was pitch black. This reminds me very much of Sweet D. Am I in America?

John's like, is it Tuesday still? Where am I? What happened? He's like, oh, fuck, the dining hall's already closed. I missed dinner. Oh, man. Shower nap, fuck. The dining hall's already closed. I missed dinner. Oh, man. Shower nap, yeah. Shower nap, man.

Good, man. They're good. I know White Sox Dave's a big fan of that one. He sleeps hangovers off in the shower, but John's been doing it since he was 15. I am going to go with a nap I have not yet experienced, yet I aspire to one day. And that is the Thanksgiving uncle slash dad old person nap. You've never had that? I've never done it like that, no.

Oh. No. I don't think I've ever been the guy sitting on the recliner couch just asleep while the whole rest of the fucking family is. Because I think think i'll tell you why because i'm dumb and i had kids and uh so when i i was younger like it sounds like you couldn't do this nap when you were like 17 but me to me that's like an older person nap and now that i'm old enough to do that nap but i have like kids that like you lie and take care of so i'm always like when you know i've got my kids on thanksgiving i've got them alone i'm like fuck i can't go to sleep but and

prior to my kids i wasn't tired i didn't want i didn't go to sleep so now i need to wait until they're like i'm never i'm not gonna have this nap until i'm like 60 someone else take care of what you're missing out yeah man i was like in the recliner pants pants unbuttoned. Oh, wow. 12 years old. All right, you're up. Okay. All right. This actually, this is a pretty specific one, but the post ski nap. Tired as fuck. Yeah.

Like before you go out to dinner. The key to a good nap is like you you're tired yeah shit nothing makes you more tired than that rather than skiing i agree it's actually probably why i uh i don't know i was gonna make a joke at that okay yeah it's better to know when to pull the record yeah that's not gonna be there it's. I'm going to go with the – this is going to be disingenuous of me, so maybe call me out on this if this doesn't really exist, but I feel like it does. Because when I nap, I'm done.

I'm down for the count. Like, I'm not – but, like, the kind of, like, nap and rally. Is that real? Yeah. I was thinking that. We just read a whole story. But, I mean, she's a freak. She's not a normal specimen, you know?

But to me, if I would start day drinking in college and I took a nap, see you later. I'm out. You're not going to see me at the party. Oh, I completely disagree. Well, you can't disagree with something that I'm telling you not to do. Well, I'm saying it exists. So yeah, the guy who

when you're like, oh yeah, they're down for the count, like, see you tomorrow, and then they show up at the party and they're like, ah! The puking rally but the napping rally is – I don't have that, though. When my body shuts down, it shuts down. Also, I just – why are we acting like my bathroom thing is ridiculous when the shower thing? Again, you're comparing yourself to John Feidelberg. I know, but – Two things can be ridiculous. Yeah. Yeah, you're comparing yourself to John Feidelberg. I know, but two things can be ridiculous. Yeah.

They're both ridiculous. Okay, I will fully admit, he's more ridiculous. You, grown woman, in public, right there, right behind me. Yeah. Woman, girl, female who's alive, barely. It is. Yeah, if you're a 21

year old girl being like, well, John did it. Yes. Not a good sign. Exactly. Well wrapped up there. Yes. Yes. John said it was okay, Mom.

John does it. Fuck. I'll snake draft it. My last pick is the baby nap. They give you the advice when you have a kid. You sleep when the baby sleeps.

And it's hard to do because babies sleep all fucking the time. Never when you need them to and always when you can't. So when you put the baby down, they stay asleep, you go to sleep, and then you wake up

and you realize it's been like a couple hours and it's like the most sleep you've gotten in like six or seven months. It's like, oh my God. Why the fuck do people have kids? It's insane. It's insane, John. It's so insane, man.

I just had this moment the other day where I was just thinking about like the amount of money that the kids cost and the amount of money that I would just have all of that money. Yeah, I have these moments before the Kiggins. Yeah, it's a good thing to visualize. That's something they should do. They should sit you down and really be like, here's a class. I'm like, are you ready to have kids?

Here's all the money that you would have, that you could have, that you will have, that you're not going to have. And it's like, oh, my God, this is terrible. And then it's like, here's all the sleep that you won't have. And here's all the things that you'll miss. And then at the end of the class, they'll be like, but it's really cute when they smile or some shit. And then there would probably be no humanity anymore. We'll just stop procreating. The reason why that class doesn't exist is because it would be the end of human

kind as we know it. But the baby nap you wake up and it's like, oh my god, you've actually let me sleep for a little bit. Thank you. Hammock nap. There you go. That's a great one. Hammock season. Although, actually I'm going to disagree. Really? I think that's a good one

in theory. But I think maybe – Oh, you're getting rocked like a baby? Come on. Well, I guess it's all dependent upon the hammock because I think if you're going like a true fucking Johnny Appleseed hammock where you just ring it up to a tree, I feel like you get smushed up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When it's one of those ones that's kind of flat and it has like its own... Its own thing. Structure or whatever.

I don't like that one. You don't like that one? Nope. You want to be cocooned? I want to be... I want to be trees. I'm a... How often...

When have you ever seen that? I'm an originalist. When have you ever been on a hammock between two trees? Very recently. Yeah? Yeah. Where's that? My parents' house.

All right. Good. That's a true hamm Very recently. Yeah? Yeah. Where's that? My parents' house. Oh. All right. Good. That's a true hammock experience. Yeah. Because I feel like the thing I'm talking about is just kind of a glorified beach chair. Yeah, right. But yeah. Okay.

All right. Hammock. Hammock. And then I guess my fifth would be, yeah, a work nap. I'll call it a work nap. One of these. I can't. Yeah work nap yeah sleep in the bathroom so I'll work is always a move

I've been paid to sleep before yeah definitely I think most people have been paid to sleep I think everyone's at least taken a little bit

of a nap yeah a little cat nap like most people it's in the bathroom stall sitting on the toilet not the floor like an animal

and you just knock on the door right the floor like an animal and you just go up against the door right or like a wall if you will oh I know I mean I just come in here well yeah you're of the luxury

where you can just lay down and do it yeah I don't think I've ever taken a stall nap I've done the floor here I did

you get real hung over at a corporate job and you just you're sitting there with your pants around your ankle it's great how is mine how is it any different

you're in a bar and pisses on the floor you're disgusting you sat on the ground of a bar floor whereas I was strategically beating the man if you were getting paid to do yours proceed there

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That's not the cutest old man dad thing, right? That is it. That's the most dad gift of all time. He loves looking at birds. Clem loves looking at birds, too. So does Lars. It's like an old dad thing. I don't get that shit at all.

By the way, I got through this podcast because of the cold water on me. I'm heating up again now. I was just going to say it's getting hot again. Right. But we're coming to the end here. We're going to do a few voicemails. But I think for the summer, we're just going to have to dump water on ourselves for every podcast. I think I'm going to do it

right down the back right now. Just a little bit. Let's do that. Just a little. Oh, I don't want it to go all the way down my back, though. I'm just going to do it like this. Oh, it's in my butt right now.

Yeah, that's what I didn't want to do. That's what I didn't want. So I just got the top of my neck. I have ice cold water going down my butt crack right now. This is my new least favorite thing is you pouring water on yourself and then your reaction.

That's pretty disgusting. Alright, voicemails, let's go. Oh! What's up, Kevin Fights, Nikki, Nick, Jackie, Zach. Anyways, I'm just wondering what you guys would do in this situation.

So there's this really hot girl that I know that shows a lot of interest in me. She wants to fuck me. Anyways, she refuses to wear deodorant. And I don't know how to like, I don't want to have sex in there because of that. Like it smells rancid. Anyways, it's not like horrible, but you know, it's body odor smells like and it's not enjoyable to be around her because of that. I'm just wondering what should I do?

All right. Viva. Fuck somebody else. Well, I mean... Wait, what? If it's just a deodorant situation, I'd be like, why don't you just be like,

hey, here's some deodorant. Wait, but wait. No, why? Why aren't we just... Like, you know, that's like being like, oh, I want to fuck this person but like they're really ugly and I'm not attracted to them.

That person is just not for you. That's just not the right person to fuck, right? I mean I'm assuming she doesn't – I mean this is more like if you have a girlfriend. Let's say you're dating someone and they've decided to stop wearing deodorant and you're like, how can I politely tell them to stop? But if it's just like I met this girl at the bar. She has horrendous body odor. What do I do about it? Like, don't be around that girl.

I mean, I've done this before. It's pretty easy. What? You just take a shower together. I mean, I. So like a one, like a one time situation. Like, I want to fuck you. You smell bad.

Let's like have sex in the shower instead. Yeah. I did this one time when I was. That's pretty slick. When I went to school in Vermont. And we were, I took this girl home and as we're walking up the stairs she asked me how often i shower and i was like well about twice a day i was playing baseball at the time and i was like for about seven or six hours and and uh and she and she wouldn't she was audibly disgusted.

She went, ugh. Too much? Yeah. And she's like, I shower like once a week. And this is Vermont. This is Vermont. You know. Crunchy granola freaks.

Right. And I just get in there and I was just like, you know, it would be so sexy. Because you can smell her. We showered together. No, I couldn't. She said you knew? Yeah, I just get in there and I was just like, you know, it would be so sexy. Because you could smell her. We showered together. No, I couldn't. She said you knew? Yeah, I just knew. And so we get in the shower and I think she thought it was going to be sexy.

I was like, this is a hygienic process. You know what I want you to do? Put the soap under your armpits. She was giving me a blowjob And I was shampooing her You know We gotta Like come here baby We gotta rinse and repeat Dude and then people

Stole my clothes So I had to fucking Like you know Like freshman year of college Like people just come Steal all your shit Like no towels No anything

And I Was uh Was the shit hot? Um I remember her being rather attractive. Yeah. I feel like the girl who showers once a week is probably pretty ugly. No, she was cute.

She's a stunk? I honestly never even smelled her. It was just the idea of it. It was just that. Yeah. You pussy, I'd be gross. Pardon my vulgarity. Jesus Christ.

Once a week. Oh, yeah. That is a stinky pussy. Come on. Come on. Come on. I never ended up fucking her. I just got blowjobbed in the shower. So I can't attest to what the pussy did.

If you are in a one-time bind with someone who doesn't shower, and it was body odor, that's a great idea. If this is like a consistent thing, like you're going to be going out on dates and seeing them and being with them out in public and they smell bad, I think you just have to be like – the only thing I can see is if you're dating someone and then this is a change. This like happens. And then in that case, I think you have to – here's what you do. Here's a couple options. options one you get her like a whole bunch of things like a like a box like a little kit like

a little hygiene makeup body bath and body works like yeah yeah you know and you when you give it to her you can think oh i read about this like this is really good this is really good and they said the deodorant like it was really good whatever also you can do the like you can just randomly come home with a fucking stick of regular deodorant, new deodorant, and be like, this is the natural kind. This doesn't have any

of that aluminum. You know, that's all the crazy stuff. Be like, you know, I figured we should get rid of all the aluminum deodorant and get like the new natural stuff.

Oh, and they don't test animals. All that shit, right? Say all the good things and then either she gets the hint and she starts using it or when she's like, oh yeah, I don't really use the deodorant

you can be like, well, we should. Just say like, well, then use the deodorant you can be like, well, we should. Just say like, well, then we should. And then you're just like, well,

like leave the room. What? What a personality this gal must have on her. Right? Like, she's gotta be something. She's gotta be hot

and funny and awesome. Because you're spot on where you're like, yeah, this is not a person I'm attracted to. Go to someone else. You're describing someone

I don't find attractive. Yeah, right. This person's like so overweight. What do I do? It's like, that's not your scene. Fucking go to somebody else. You're describing someone I don't find attractive. Yeah, right. This person's like so overweight. What do I do? That's not your scene. Fucking go to somebody else.

Well, I'd start working out with her. I'd go to the gym. Make sure she ate healthy. We'd keep a food journal. Count it a point.

Find someone who does fucking wear deodorant. Next up. Good KFC fights. Got a quick am I the asshole for you guys. I just want to know if I am the asshole for getting my roommate's mom to smoke weed. A little bit of a back story behind it.

I guess she just found out. I don't know why I'm laughing about this, she just found out that she had cancer and like obviously it's infamously known that weed helps with dealing with it. And so one day I was actually smoking weed and she showed up like last week and so I was actually smoking weed and she showed up like last week. And so I was like, she kind of like looked down on it, but I was like, like, promise me, try it. We actually got stoned in the garage, but my roommate found out and is beyond pissed at me.

So I just want to know if I'm the asshole for getting his mom to smoke weed. Let me know. I don't think there's a problem inherently for getting his mom to smoke weed. Let me know. Viva. I don't think there's a problem inherently with getting her to smoke weed. I think that it's a little bit weird. It would be the same thing if I just came home and you were having cocktails with my mom. I'd be like, what the

fuck is going on? It's not that you're making her drink. Weed is now... It's not like... Weed back in the day used to be like... You're fucking doing meth with her or be like, you know, like you're fucking doing meth with her or something. If you came home and, you know, you and my mom were just like like blasting, breaking off rails

being like, so, what are you doing, Kevin? What the fuck is happening? But weed and like, you know, some white wine at 5 o'clock is like the same shit these days. But more importantly, it's like, why are you hanging out with my mom? What's going on? Your cool-ass mom, dude. Yeah, I mean, that's... That really depends it's like, why are you hanging out with my mom? What's going on? You're a cool-ass mom, dude. Yeah. I mean, that really depends on, like, if we all grew up together and we lived in the same neighborhood

and there would be some scenario where you would be around my mom, I guess. But, like, right now. God bless you. Thank you. Right now, if you were to be smoking weed with my mom, I'd be like, why are you here? What's going on? So it all depends on the mom situation. I've definitely done – I've had drinks with moms when my friends weren't home.

Rachel. No, it's just like I've definitely just hung out with my friend's mom before. Why? I don't know. They're cool. Without your – Like I knew like my friend was coming like home in a few hours or like whatever. A few hours? I don't know about a few hours a few hours but like you got there a little early there are two moms in specific i'm thinking of and they're just two of my closer friends moms

and i'll be like yeah come over hang out by the pool male or female friends uh one male one female female i think is different by the way i don't know why it is I think it's a little different yeah yeah um I'm not sure better or worse but different I've been with my friend's parents before planned like uh like when my friend's mom was in San Francisco uh and like when I lived out there and she and I I could see that being like I'm in your town for a night or something like that and we're really close. I've also – like my best friend's parents, like they just go out to drink all the time. So when I'm back home and I run into them at a bar because they go to the same bar as I go to.

Yeah, you just kind of hang out. I just end up hanging out with them and they'll buy me drinks and shit. So it's like – Yeah. I go to their house. Circumstances. I know. I was like, yeah, that normal thing, I don't do that.

I call them up. I circumvent my friend. I go to their bedroom. We hang out. We take our clothes off, okay? No, I think there's certain circumstances where it's okay. I guess it is a little weird. It depends on who the mom is.

Like, you know, my mom is pretty buttoned up. If all of a sudden she's just, like, hitting the blunt and, like – Although my mom has her a weed prescription oh really and on her like on her grocery list on the fridge it says like it's like it's like a pre printed thing that says like groceries or like to do whatever and she just on the other day just huge letters across the whole thing pot the only thing to pick up no milk no bread just go get the pot so but that's all like a little dropper with the oil like if i saw her like rolling up a blunt or something what the fuck is going on here so i think it's all depending on the

people the mom the friend the circumstances the type of weed but my my mom it's no big deal now got high once and dropped like one of my favorite lines of all time which is she was she was my mom got high once and dropped like one of my favorite lines of all time, which is she was she was my mom was sick for like seven years. She ended up having Lyme disease, but like a lot of doctors don't believe in it. Yeah. So it's like it's hard to get diagnosed. Yeah. And so like for like seven, eight years, like she was just like always pretty sick. And the her brother who's my mom was, pretty much a straight-edged.

She loves a few glasses of wine, but she doesn't smoke weed or anything like that. And so her brother was like, this will help. He showed up with weed butter. And he's like, this will help you with your pain, you know, all your joints are achy and all that shit. And she was like, okay, great. Like, I'll give it a try. She tried basically everything. She tried all – she did acupuncture.

She did all the medicines and uh and he came back that night but she had she had done a lot of she knows weed butter yeah yeah yeah and he came back that night to see how it went she was just sitting in the dark on the couch hadn't moved since he left and she just looked at him she she goes, you owe me a Tuesday. Polly. Polly. You ever feel like the classic old right person, wrong time? I feel like I wish I was 30 years older and I could have just been with Polly.

I wish she was younger, I was older, won a woman. You owe me a Tuesday. Incredible. That's a great lie. You took that Tuesday from me. All right, last voicemail today. You want to get the real Father's Day present? It's Omaha Steaks.

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Hey, guys. I've been thinking recently that I don't think I've ever come across someone who's been watching porn, right? And whether it be just going through Pornhub, it's a video you're actually watching and you like see someone you know i feel like the best way for me to hear these stories like you guys need to ask please ask your followers if they've ever come across someone i know in porn and like how you deal with it and what kind of porn they were doing i feel like this is kind of like the holy grail i would never love to come across someone i know in porn i've definitely come across people i know in porn what were they doing i mean i'll set three dicks in her ass that was one time very briefly

she wanted to check it off her career box she did it i mean that yeah that's the only person i i mean yeah we've met now abella and pho and all them, but I've never come across a normal person in porn. Have you? Amateur porn. Oh, no. No. Is that what she's talking about? I think that, yeah.

Yeah. I mean, that is – like, she's asking us, like, comments. Incredibly specific. I mean, it's, like, if you had to ask me what is the most unlikely thing in the world, it would be finding someone in porn. One of the nine people I know do porn. Are going to appear on porn that I then stumble across. This girl I went to high school with is a porn star now. Really?

Yeah. Full blown or like only fans? Full blown. Good? Like a good – She has like 8,000 followers on Twitter and shit. And like it's weird that I still follow her because like – Well, wait. She's a full-blown porn star OnlyFans? Full-blown. Good? Like a good – She has like 8,000 followers on Twitter and shit. And like it's weird that I still follow her because like – Well, wait.

She's a full-blown porn star. What's her name? Who is she? Her name is Raina. I don't know what her porn name is. You fucking know it. Yeah. That was the biggest lie in the history of KFC.

Get the fuck out of here. I don't know what her porn name is. Her Twitter name is Queen of the Nudes. Queen of the Nudes. All right. I was going to say we could find this real quick, but I still don't believe for one second that you don't know what her name is. I couldn't find any of her videos, so I'll try to look them up, I don't think. Queen of the Nudes.

I mean, that's to me like the holy grail of like you find a girl you went to high school with. That's my roommate, actually. The queen of the news? Six followers? This girl? Let me find her. My roommate. I think he was prom king or something,

or homecoming king, and the homecoming queen is now a giant porn star. It's Evelyn Stone. She's actually pretty popular. I don't know her either, but I'll figure it out. We will be doing research on these people tonight. What's her name? Evelyn Stone? Evelyn Stone.

She's in like the top couple hundred. Evelyn with an I. She is... That broke John's brain. Oh, I will definitely be watching this. Evelyn Stone's Pussy Palace. He said all of high school he was trying to fuck her,

and then she left high school and immediately was on porn. Yeah, no, she looks like she's a go-getter. She looks like she really gives it her all. Let's just say that. Yeah, man, if I came across... Oh, hello, Evelyn. Am I right? Finally realized where that eye went. Yeah.

John legit short-circuited. I'm just quietly putting I's in random places. I-V-L-I. Oh, man. If I saw a random guy or girl that I knew in porn. See, the beauty, I think, of our job, I would be able – I would just call you out. The nude queen. Also, by the way, the water – I have dumped water on my head three times, and my shirt is bone dry.

That's how hot it is in here. Yeah. And you got fucking Jackie being like, yeah, this is just totally normal. It's a totally regular temperature in here. It's evaporating. We're like, you know, when you make those little ecosystems inside a two-liter bottle in first grade, that's what we're inside of right now. Like bone dry.

Crazy. Mine's not bone dry, but it's not super wet. If I found someone now that I feel like just like being, doing this shit, like being an open book, everybody knowing my business, I would like shoot them a DM and shit like being an open book everybody knowing my business I would like should be like so you do porn huh yeah I wouldn't I would not beat around the bush at all I would just be like so

what's up it's cool that you do porn if I was a normal person I don't know what I would do if you would you confront would you just sit back and watch their videos would you shoot your shot would you I would just watch yeah from afar yeah it's like just just gawk and jerk off that's totally normal we went to high school I would just watch yeah from afar yeah just gawk and jerk off and do quietly

because that's totally normal we went to high school together you know science like 7th period junior year and now I masturbate to you furiously alright that's it for us

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