KFC Radio - We're Having a Barstool Content Baby ft. Nicky Smokes and Danny Smokes

Episode Date: June 19, 2025

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thank you guys for having me Danny Con Danny Smokes, I go by either. I feel like this year is going to be your coming out party, bro. I hope it's been a good year so far, coincidentally a contract year, so that's cool too. Lucky. You know? It's just funny how that seems to always happen, huh? But I'm happy to finally be on your first ever podcast I started listening to. One of the first things I ever listened to at Barstool, it's been a long time coming.

Listen, flattery goes a long way with me and you've been very very nice when we've DM'd and messaged and shit you've always been like that's what I got into barstool like the original podcast I'm like would you like to come on the show sure yeah yeah I mean I also you know just figured we would start this love story now. Jackie Jackie's behind the glass doing her producer thing. I told Jackie when when when Beach House first started, I said, you are a grown adult woman. You can do whatever you want, make whatever decisions you want. But I highly, highly recommend you don't fuck any of these guys.

And then Danny Conrad joined the join the cast. And I said, you know what? If it means anything, you have my blessing in that one. I do feel like I'm meeting the parents right now. But no, I was genuinely concerned. The dozen had a live kiss cam yesterday. So I wanted to make sure they didn't get us. She always said, our first kiss should be special not for

Your your kiss cam guy too Yeah, oh, are you saying this because of out of order? I died I saw that I cold cat I was like he still has one of my favorite undone sketches of out of order you guys got it Yes, it's two of my favorites the TSA one in that one. Oh, yeah Yeah, so explain the kiss camp. Well, I had an idea for a sketch where it was the kiss cam, but it was basically the foul ball guy with the kiss cam. So he tries running to every spot in order to be able to kiss a girl.

A kiss hawk. Yes, exactly. I mean, the kiss cam video yesterday, the live dozen, as the kids would say, was Riz. That was Riz. That was Riz, yeah. You were smitten, kiddin'. It was Riz and tellin'. You were laughing, you were, yeah. You were smitten, kidding. It was Riz and telly.

You were laughing, you were, and then with the glasses. Until I poked my eye out. With the glasses. That's what made it endearing. When you guys are live, when you're on the Beach House show and everyone's watching, and you do something smooth like that, but then you do something goofy like you can't get your glasses on, all of America goes, oh, he's cool,

but he's sweet. I will say I handle it pretty well. That really hurt my eye. But you were, oh look, she's doing it again. She's giggling, she's laughing. So I decided I will officiate the wedding. Okay, thank you. Is that fine with you, Jackie?

It's fine with me, yes. Buttleberg will be the maid of honor. Finally wear that dress. It was our first time meeting yesterday. It really was. He's lovely. What do you think about the Beach House? I kind of heard everybody's like angle and thoughts, but I haven't heard from you yet. It's hard to visualize what it's going to be like because like no other reality shows

have been filmed like this before. If it was like every other one. Pioneers, bro. Right. I'd be like, okay, I get it. There's going to be confessionals, little narration, some flashbacks. They're not doing any of it Well, that's what they're saying. I gotta do that Shining was there was no

Cameras, but people would be following you around with phones and that would make it unique But like if you don't have like a hey come in here and explain to me what was going on during that night or something Like you kind of need that to story. Or maybe not. Maybe it's going to be like a true, um, like when they do big brother, they still do the confessionals and shit, right? Yeah. I believe so. You need that. I have the utmost respect, not respect, but faith in, I think this is a Dave production. Yeah. I'm sure he's checked all the boxes.

As I've heard it, I'm like, I don't understand this. Yeah. Like the, unless not, not that I don't understand it. I don't think there will be fireworks. That's my, that's my, I go back and forth on this. I think a lot of people are, I don't think there's enough true crazies on there. I think there will be fireworks with Nikki and Annika because it's just like, you throw X's in a situation with drinking and I think it'll be fun to be clear. I think it'll be fun, but I, I think it'll be fun, but I think that's famous last words. I think there's a 50% chance you're right and a 50% chance you're miserably wrong.

Yeah, I hope I'm wrong, obviously. But the, unless, again, I'm not involved in these conversations or anything like that, so I have no idea what the plan is, but unless you cause drama I don't know that you guys are just because I don't know you guys all seem like these things like like I I'm just thinking back to my own experiences which were not reality shows they're just like us living in a house there was always some drama there was always like oh this guy I remember one guy slept fuck the girl on somebody's bed and the couple whose bed it was was like why are you sleeping on our bed another thing was like who gets this room and like this person is too cheap

like there's just always shit that happened in real life and I would imagine with some cameras and some a little bit of bad blood here and there and then but like some point some people will be like I Don't Danny's in a contract year people like I gotta make some noise here. I gotta do some things, you know Yeah, you guys also don't know the ones from Chicago that well because they're kind of hired last year But Annika and Ella like they could cause some problems not even trying really like I've seen them kind of snapping each other off-camera here So I think you're they're 24 year old girls. You know that's what I mean You get a bunch of young people and some booze in the mix like but even those examples you gave her That's just money, and though you guys don't worry about that

Yeah, well the sex thing was a little more like why you like it on her bed But like I guess I'm everyone's gonna have their own bed. Yeah, like there I'm not and you know and you're not really yeah, you're not like I remember there was always a guy Who showed up with like a 30 rack and it was like thank you, but we all paid like 1500 bucks Yes, and you just fit like 39 This is one of my favorite summers ever like our one of our good friends came down for opening weekend and Was like it was the first time we'd ever gotten to share house and he's like this is unbelievable Like I should have come in on this but you should have you fucking idiot and he goes, you know

He saved for the weekend. He's like, you know, you got one friend who's just so much fun You're like I'll finance him. Yeah, as long as he'll bankroll. Right. Like I know he's a son of a bitch, but like he's so much fun. He's got to be here. So at the end of the weekend, he was like, I would you guys mind if I stayed? I'll get groceries. And we were like, if you get groceries for the summer, done for sure. You can stay.

And he went home that day and he robbed his parents. Like he's not robbed his parents, but he just rifled through his parents' cupboards and he came like stray shit, like half just rifled through his parents cupboards and he came brought like like half a fucking sleeve of Bubba cheeseburgers Like some pop-up. That doesn't count bro. That was the only time he went grocery shopping all summer And I still have no regrets about it because he's that much fun. Yeah, it depends on who you are You know that's why I mean like Mike Kadek made that video being like I will not do any drama Rowan called him out kind of being like well

Why are you doing this? But there's also you know you need room for like the lovable guy like everybody kind of plays the role It's just you do need a villain you do need some mess and that I don't think we has revealed itself yet, right? I'm like I'm sure when they interviewed the Jersey Shore cast ahead of time. They were all like I'm the fun guy at the party You know I'm good vibes. You know no one's gonna be like I'm gonna start shit besides Danny smokes He was kind of wilding out, but, there comes a time where like you can't Like a certain age where like you have to have actual currency like I'm not gonna help you move for a pizza, right? You know, right? This is me out the most is people are like, oh you order the uber

I'll buy the first round but then it's like well, I'm buying a second round then I'll buy the first round but then it's like well, I'm buying a second round then So funny brought the moving that was one of my early early early blogs probably like oh nine I remember and these were my favorite type of blogs to write because they were Even more so valuable now, but back then they were valuable too when it's like your own personal story So it was like no one else on the internet's gonna have this. Yeah, and my buddy Made a Facebook group. I remember this and he said he needed to help moving and he goes it was something along the lines I can't remember it but it was like phase one move from my mom's house we're gonna pack up my stuff at my mom's house and go to Brooklyn and we're

gonna stop for phase two and go to like Chris's house and pick up my stuff at my mom's house and go to Brooklyn and we're gonna stop for phase two and go to like Chris's House and pick up his stuff phase three. We're going to Philly What's going on and in the end of like the bottom of the Facebook group was like we'll get pizza and and beer Oh, give me a break and I was like and at that point I was 25 probably right on the border of like we still did do stuff just for free or for pizza and beer And I remember blog if you're like I didn't even I never even address them They all read it on the blog for the first time Fucked my friends think they are and they got a big kick out of it

But it was like I think that was like the last time anybody ever tried to pull that bullshit That was a fun thing when it was like I'll handle this on the internet Everyone else is talking like I reserve my my words will happen in about 45 minutes when this blog goes up, buddy. But they'll be, you know. I could also see a world in which, because Chicago people have to like fly every weekend. Well, okay, that's another thing.

That's tiring, like. That, they were, so I was talking to Nikki and Annika yesterday. And their plan as of now is to fly back and forth for five straight weeks. Why, is there a rule that you just can't stay at the house? I was interested to see if like that's almost another wrinkle because I'm being told like I'm coming back Monday ready to report on the Yak. I don't know if Jackie, you've been told that about here.

But it's also just very different for her. Like she can get home in like an hour. Yeah, true. I didn't even think about that. You have to get on a plane. Yeah. And then it's like an hour drive from the airport, right? Also, I don't know, the Yak will do their own thing, but I don't know if they know this, like you can like call, you can use a computer,

there are ways to connect via, over multiple states now. Well, they didn't tell me to do it, I was just told by whoever's running this. As it stands now, the plan is you come, you'd fly out Thursday. Is it Thursday? I would think Thursday to Sunday if I had to guess. So you'd be there Thursday night

and you'd leave Monday morning to come back. Or no, you'd come back Sunday night. My thing was like, in Jersey Shore, family dinners are a big thing on Sunday night. So are we leaving Sunday morning? I think if you're trying to do like a real shore house experience, Sunday is the most important day.

Sundays were like, dude, there is nothing better than Sunday afternoon. You're like, let's go get like lunch and a couple of beers before we hit the train or whatever it is. And then like one by one people make decisions like I'll get the morning train. Yeah.

I'm taking off work. I'm calling in sick. And all of a sudden you go from like one guy who had a vacation who was off, I'll join you. I'll call out. And all of a sudden you have like four guys. And you're like, let's go that you have to have that. Sundays are like, especially you'll learn this. You guys will both learn this at the Jersey shore. Like Sundays at the Parker house and some of these bars are like, that's the day. Yeah. Sunday night is that's the night.

I'm at a phase in life where I think like Sunday could end up being my biggest drinking day. Totally. Shampoo effect. I'm 32. Yeah. I hate that phase right around there. Yeah. It's like, I'm not going to go hard on Saturday, but then Sunday comes around shampoo effect. Yeah. Next thing you know, we're on the floor DJs. It's like you wake up with a headache on a Sunday, right? One beer will take care of this and then you know, I feel good You get out 10 beers, take care of it too

Twinkle in your eye The mischief starts cooking and you're just slap happy I remember that we were in One of the best beach bars ever In Montauk, Sloppy Tuna Was like really the only true beach bar in Montauk At least when I was still doing it Right on the water, on the beach. And like, it was a,

it was a bar wide, like my crew, everything I just explained about like, I'll stay, I'll stay. But then like this, like, you know, random friends you made at the bar were like, we're going to stay too. And like all of a sudden the whole bar decided. And it was like a moment in my life where I was like, it like restored my faith in humanity. It was like, you know, there are still good people out here. Came together for a common cause. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

That like, uh, snow days bring the same vibe. Yeah. Yeah. Get a bar like as it's starting to snow. And I go, start coming down pretty hard out there. Yeah. I'll make it another, right? Next thing you know, it's like, we're all on the same level. And it's the highest level.

Six inches of snow outside. Anything where you can fight something, like anything like anything like that that brings together camaraderie environment Or be it the weather it's like be it work Monday like when you're like, you know, fuck it We're doing it man. Yeah be the man my boss or be the man fucking mother nature. Fuck the man. We had a good run Yeah, I'm not gonna be another casualty of society We had a good run in like 2012 is whatever that was, with Hurricane Sandy and Hurricane Ida or Iris or something like that. We had a bunch of hurricane days.

Irene. Irene, yeah. Fucking Irene, baby. It was so weird. I remember Sandy, I was on the Upper East Side. That was one of the safe zones. Everyone got right out of the flood zones. And it was raining hard and shit, but we had a great time and a good hurricane party.

And I remember being like, hurricane Sandy was a bust. That was nothing. Because we were like 60 stories up in a Manhattan high rise. And then, meanwhile, Brooklyn and Queens is washed away. And I was like, maybe it wasn't a bust. But yeah, those moments are where it's at. That's where, even if it's not drama, if there's a moment like that, that'll be good theater. You know, like.

I think, so we haven't had like an official meeting yet and I'm sure we'll learn everything there. But like what I was hearing is basically social clips only and then it's always live. I don't really know what that means. But I'm thinking. They're testing out cameras today. Like there's gonna be mounted cameras.

Okay, okay. And that'll be live. That makes sense. That's, this, that could be like revolutionary in a sense of like, I think what has become so popular on the internet now, it's like how many podcasts do you like that you don't really listen to because you watch through clips, you know? How many like vlogs or characters do you know

but you don't really like watch their whole thing, you just see these clips. If there's a way to like make that the whole show, that could be, I don't know, because it's like like it's usually 15 second clips or 60 second clips not like an hour or whatever. If there's a way to make that work it could be revolutionary and that like we've never seen that done before.

It also feels like by week one and a half to you like kind of forget you know what I mean. If there's not somebody with a camera in front of you and like you know you think you're in a private room never private conversation or do some other shit and there's a fucking camera up there you know. Yeah I didn't know about the cameras being mounted because before I was thinking well if it's just clips that almost means everything that post is posted has to be clip worthy you know yeah and it's like

what if what if the day before a girl calls another girl a bitch and they just laugh it off it's not a big deal so it's not clip worthy. And the following day, the girls get drunk and she brings up the fact that she called her a bitch. Are we doing phone clip flashbacks? Shit like that. But you're right, they definitely have to figure it out. It's probably gonna be a motherfucker for the social media.

That sounds really, really hard. But I remember when Summerhouse is obviously kind of the most popular version of this They their shows been on forever But I feel like everybody was in agreement that the early seasons where they were actually working Yuppies who like they would commute in on Thursday or whatever and they would go back to their jobs and they would even have like A flashback of them at their work and shit and it was like oh these are like us like regular people doing this So I almost think you need a little bit of that,

but commuting from Chicago is fucking insane. Yeah, I don't know, I don't know what idea that was. Or just come to the New York, you know what I mean? Like that just seems unnecessary, but. I didn't think about it till now that obviously you guys only have, how long is the commute from New York to? Maybe, like if you hop on a train,

it's probably an hour to get to Manhattan. I think it's like two and a half hours. It's not. It's not? Maybe, like if you hop on a train, it's probably an hour to get to Manhattan. Damn. I think it's like two and a half hours. It's not. It's not? No, not really. I mean, it's exit nine, it's really not that, it's not two and a half.

Shit, I might need a place to stay in New York. I mean, if you're driving, there could be traffic, but like if you hop on the train, it's, that was also my, it used to be my favorite shit, get on the New Jersey Transit if you're doing your guys' spot in Manasquan or the Long Island Island railroad to go to Montauk was almost equally as fun

Yeah, I used to get a black plastic bag and we I would get I don't know anywhere between like four and ten tall boys And I would just throw Pennstation just had like a cooler almost with ice and you would just grab your tall boys But I would also just throw a bunch of ice in the bag. It's a four-hour train ride and by the end it was just a bag of water I just think back. I'm like I there was probably someone who's 40 like just commuting home sitting next to me being like fuck this guy It's like getting water on me, and he's clearly shit-based And I always think about that checking into hotels that like just because like hockey tournaments when you're a kid Mm-hmm play like knee hockey in the hall hallways you're running up and down the hallways

You're doing the elevators all that shit like if I had a group of rambunctious Rambunctious 12 year olds playing mini hockey. Oh, I would call the police It's funny There's someone firing fireworks like I'm like the way we used to play we'd be throwing each other into doors I think that beds and all that sort of shit. There was a hotel fairly recently probably in the last year. I was in like need a mass and I was staying in the hotel and there were a bunch of hockey bags like kids checking in and I was like these kids don't know.

Yeah, I'll call the cops. I'll come out and I'll play. I'm 40 and when I'm out there playing go wish I called the cop. If I win you all go to bed. I'm a man, I'm 40. And when I'm out there playing, you go, wish I called the cops. If I win, you all go to bed. Or jail. But yeah, I think it's gonna be cool. I also think it's gonna be one of two. I think it's either gonna be very much

inside the Barstool bubble, or this might get outside of it. And you might have people who don't even know you guys and don't know us and like pick it up kind of like surviving did. Yeah. I feel like a lot of the reality shows do that. There's like my siblings won't really watch anything Barstool, but then they're like, yo, when's the next like reality show? Get a challenge going to get a, is there, is there any winning event? It's just live. There's no prize. There's no, everyone always jokes like lines.

It's just live there's no prize. There's no always jokes like lines Yeah, there's only one prize I know I'm you guys were saying I think everyone has their own bed I think I'm on the couch since I'm a late ad I think you and Una are both like I think I'm splitting room with You know, yeah Who is in okay? That's how this kind of worked out perfectly. It was like Una wanted in I think I'm splitting room with Una. Oh, Una's in. Una's in. Oh, okay. That's how this kind of worked out perfectly. It was like, Una wanted in, I think you wanted in and they were like, we need to balance it

with guys and girls. So then Una had that thing with Francis on the YAK and they were like, why doesn't Una join so Danny can join and balance it. But Una has it a little bit better because it was like, she has Jackie. She was like, I'll sleep underneath Jackie's bed. I don't care. Yeah. It's a little different.

She's got under, I got top. I don't care. Yeah. It's a little different. She's got under. I got to. I knew that that was going to happen. We made eye contact. You're like, just say it already. I, it's also like, I feel like it might be almost overwhelming on where to watch it because it's also like a house of content creators. They're all probably going to get, like Annika is going to start a vlog. She's going to do that. Like all the TikTok girls are going to be. Maybe that will almost be the confessionals in a way.

It will. That would be a bitch to watch where it's like you got to follow 20 people and the main account. But it's like if you watch the Unveil a stool and then it's like Annika gave the real scoop on her thing, which actually, I mean, this is all so convoluted and complicated, but that feels weird. We're in a weird spot in Barstool right now where it is like you can. You're supposed to build your personals But we have to do everything for the company

so be a cool way to be like you have to come here and film for this main channel, but anything else you do is on your own and Obviously if people are invested they're gonna go follow all those things. Yeah. Yeah, so that could be a good like hybrid way to work it because It's gonna be a lot. I like that part a lot I think we'll make make a lot of good content in that house outside of the actual show. I'm in the middle of watching Love Island

and there's this one dude, Ace, who is my favorite, he's the most normal of the dudes in this house. He's an Instagram dance instructor and he does Zooms. He's normal. He does Zoom lessons and he does it with like Pakistani dudes. And he's like this young black dude. So he's like teaching him how to Dougie and he's like, come on, but bar,

like you've got to put your hips into it. And they're like, am I doing it right? And yet he had one for like people in wheelchairs, like he's, he's a very, but my point is he's very like proactive and like he's trying to chase these girls down. He's like, all right, I need you to pretend to be the waiter. I'm going to bring her down and you have to give her the pancakes. We're going to play ping pong. And if she wins a point, she gets a pancake. He turns everything into a game. He turns everything into like, and all the girls are like swooning because it's like he's, you know,

putting an effort and all that. So, yeah, I'm going to be in the back of a Nikki smokes video where he's like, Katie getting kicked out of the house is like an NFL player getting traded. Nikki smokes video where he's like Katie getting kicked out of the house is like an NFL player getting traded Now because he might be the he might be He could be an agent of chaos. Yeah, he gets a Simply put he has a harder time keeping his cool than most people sometimes He's volatile.

He, yeah. We were on a moot can't sleep last week and I think he was drunk. He had tweeted like he was with that cornbread girl. I think she's like big on Twitter. Has a couple, has some big breasts. I'm just describing her Jackie. Oh, so you're not nice or anything.

No, and he was saying some ominous shit. He's like, just so you know, we aren't as much of friends as you think we are. It's not going to go down like this. And we're kind of like, what are you even talking about? But okay. But he said that to you? No, he just said it to in general, like anyone listening, because it was like the Beach House episode. Oh, I see.

So he was rotating us all in. So it gets a little weird like that. You know, like the Star Wars memes where it's like no captions. It's supposed to be very ominous. I don't know. I don't know what this means, but it's not going to be good and it's not going to turn out how you want it. Well, will there be a, uh, like a smokes on smokes rivalry, Danny versus Nikki? Like. There could be. Hey, don't forget Tommy either. Right. There's a triple smoke. Only one of us could be top smoke. Tommy's interesting because I think he needs a challenge. He needs a, an equation, a puzzle, something, you know? Yeah. He's just going to be like in the corner thinking of icebreakers the whole time.

I hope he's just smashing. I hope Tommy brings home a new girl every night. He's a good guy to party with. He's fun. Yeah. There he is. What's up, man? We're smokes.

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He's my friend. But I mean, I think you all have to agree that Tommy Smokes is the OG Smokes. I don't know, Robbie Fox told me today, he says when he hears Smokes, he thinks of me. Tommy or Robbie? Robbie told me that when he hears Tommy, when Robbie told me when he hears Smokes,

he thinks of me. And that's bad for the Tommy brand. I agree with that, I've told Tommy that. Really, you guys think that Nicky Smokes is the official Smokes at thinks of me and that's bad for the Tommy brand. I I agree with that. I've told Tommy that I really you guys think that Well, but he smokes is the official smokes at Barstool. I Danny of course, right I hang out with Tommy all the time. So I just call you Tom That's the thing like Tommy was the original smokes. No one really calls you just straight-up Nikki. It's smoke. Yes where everyone calls time So Charles longly, why are you docking the gov?

So I was Charles longly. Why are you docking the goby? Your name is Charles Charles Nicholas longly, bro, I almost fell I almost fell out of my conference room chair when we were Yeah, so I was named after my grandfather because he didn't have uh, you know Well, he had a son, but he didn't want kids. So his last name died So my mom named me after him, but then just called me Nick my whole life, so that explains You just said that like that was a very common story like what your grandfather was upset that his last name was dying You had a kid yes, so he had a son but the son didn't want to have kids correct I thought you I thought you were like I thought that's what I want to have like this bastard kid over

here is Nicky snow Nicky snow is not on my name I thought you just said that so kindly like my grandfather abandoned his son so last thing I was just in my head like that checks out and I was gonna do you know bad vibes so explains a lot so Nick is just like kind of a nickname or whatever But then and then you so smokes on for yeah when I first started making content everything I did was sports betting related So it was originally Nikki Betts and then one day my boy was like, you know, Nikki smokes just sounds cooler My honestly, yeah, it does sounds way better. It's not like a synonym for bets though. We just well, you know Mookie bets a baseball player. player. I was like, all right, what kind of, does Nicky Betts kind of sound cool?

And I thought it did. And then my boy was like, nah, scratch that. Make it Nicky Smokes. How do you go from Betts to Smokes though? My boy was just like, yo, make it Smokes. You just say it. Brando, okay. My bad, Doug.

It just rolled off the tongue better. How do you just change your name to Smokes? Yeah, I guess I did it too. You still got some things to check off before you get that name You got to take one co-worker down before you get the last name. Those are the rules, bro Wait, did Tommy do that too? Not that I know. No comment He's been here for so long. I feel like one slipped through the cracks.

He was the original like he became Smokes because he was running the the smoke show account Oh, I thought he was Smokes because he was ripping that vape on the no. That was different. That was vape God. But he was this was when he was he was first alarmingly stupid. That was his nickname because there was one moment on the run. A comeback. Yeah, truly. No, truly. Seriously. I remember on this rundown, Dave, we were like looking for somebody's name

and and we like Google that. And Tommy Googled like Seinfeld goiter cuz like the actor Was in the episode of Seinfeld with a goiter But it was like we just needed you to look up a name and we looked at his Google and it said Seinfeld Goiter or something that we like what the fuck kind of Google search that and Dave was like that dude is alarmingly stupid And that stuck for a good amount of time I thought it was a stupid smokes jeans you remember that no well there was a couple Yeah, cuz that's why Dave was like this isio. Maybe a stupid smoked gene. You remember that? No? Well, there was a couple. Oh, okay.

Yeah, cause that's why Dave was like, this is, you are alarmingly stupid. And at that point he was fresh out of college, he looked weirder, he acted like totally Tommy-tism. Then he got in charge of finding the smoke shows for the Instagram account. So his job was just like to talk to hot chicks all the time. And it was kind of a joke,

cause it was like the weird, like new kid is now talking on the smoke. So he became Tommy smokes. And then like he got funny and started to look less weird. I was going to say he's actually I remember being like this guy's a fucking loose. He's a Fordham guy. And I was like, oh, no. And now I'm like, I think he's one of the funniest guys in the company. I think he's like, I hear all these stories about him and chicks.

I'm like, this is crazy how Tommy used to look him running the smokes account makes so much that like had to be some weird Looking weird cuz he looked like an alien when he first Man, he looked I mean he was out of college, but it was like it looked like he was fresh out of like high school Yeah, he's one of those like Apparently I feel like they end up here a lot I think we've had a lot of co-workers who were like I hit puberty when I was yeah, you know I think Tommy's one of those two ugly ducklings who kind of like grow into their face a little bit Yeah, I think like I think he

I'm pretty sure I'm right that he had like a growth Spurt of some silly like something worked out for a little while. He got like decently cut up It's like he wouldn't allow him to work out anymore That was great in the cap on the way here, club on Klemer. Klemer had the same thing. Klemer grew a foot in a year. I think Tommy had a similar thing. Yeah.

Big time. Tommy might have got work done the way he did. He'll clip that. Yeah. That'll be like for a, there's a couple guys I remember, I guess being a part of Barcel for so long, watching it grow, it's sort of like, I knew it was getting was like and it was gonna be like a whole different world But when you just gross like incrementally with it, you don't notice it as much

You know I remember like when finding out that like Tommy Tommy's QL He was fucking girls and like when Marty was first here. I was like that guy is from outer space He was like, you know hooking up with some people. I was like, I was like, this is great The barstool effect is wild mirror now Now it's just kind of like calm and everybody goes through it. But at that point I was like, boy, anybody who writes this blog can like all of a sudden get girls be cool, be whatever, you know?

Tommy's like, I'll make you a smoke show, but just one thing you gotta do. Dude, that was, I do not envy Tommy for that at all. Cause I, I was very briefly the smokes that at all because I I was very briefly a smokes guy and parcel New York and I Don't know if it's I don't like talking. I got no I It's a little it's a little sending those weird and transact was it was it off a brand account or is it? Yeah, no, I was doing well. Yeah, we see that's weird. Yeah Well, but it was

It was I remember when I was doing New York It was me and Kay Marco and the two things you had to do were guess that ass and local smoke shows And I was like, oh So so he would do guess that ass and I would so I was messaging this was pre everything I was messaging girls on my Facebook account. And I used to just have a very professional cut and paste. Just like, hey, here's my name. Here's what we do. We find local girls who basically do this modeling on our page. If you're interested, cool. If not, like, no big deal.

But that always led to just like, we're having a party. Do you want to come through? I think I use your exact. I think you just sent me your copy and paste And I still do I hate it. It's a little weird. It just felt like Sales many it did and like it was like but by the way 99% were like Awesome. It was yeah, it was never to your arm. You know eventually like you're at people were asking yes But I I just hated I hated doing that yes, and it would I would get so uncomfortable

And I think I ended up switching off to guess that ass yeah, and I let me go stalk the fucking Celebrities not the real people I miss it. I feel like I missed it like the golden time No, I get in trouble for the local smoke That's I mean to be to be But but it was just it was a different time in that like you probably don't even realize how exposed to Mega hot chicks you are like When I first started to local smoke shows it would be like you would get recommendations

So I'd be like hey anybody from NYU, you know so everybody at NYU would be like, here are the names of all the hot girls in the school. And I remember, like when I would find them, I was like, I have never seen anyone this pretty in my life. Like nowadays, it's just Instagram models and like every. But at that point, it was like you had regular girls from like high school and college. You would know that like Arizona State and like some of those places

would have like a bunch of bombshells. But I would find out like I was like this girl goes to like Marist in New York and he's like the most beautiful girl I've ever fucking seen now It's a dime a dozen on the internet But back then it was like whoa, I've never seen this now you have to check for like the AI you're gonna do I used to have to for for Barstool, Chicago I didn't have to like look for them But I'd have to post the smoke show to the Instagram story at 5 15

Every single day for like three years. It's a grind had an alarm on my phone It's like it's so funny to be like, oh I gotta do this again. It's just like posting a really hot girl No, but it is a testament to like anything can become work Yeah, because you would think like i'll do this forever and by the end I was like, oh fuck i'm running out I need like I remember being like dude there were times where if we ran out of like recommendations, this might be the creepiest thing we ever did. Cause all the sites would do it. We would almost, we would,

we would intentionally post like an ugly person. Remember that? Like it would be like a, not like a random person, but like, let's find a really ugly picture on the internet. And we would post that and be like, this is what you guys get. Cause you haven't recommended anybody. And then we would get flooded with recommendations.

Looking back on that, I'm like, Oh my God. Eddie would like find the smoke shows and post them on the site. And then I would post them on the story. And we're from like Northwest side of Chicago, similar area. So I see someone we both knew and be like, huh, barrels a little low. Choosing our friends. The way you just explained how it was back in the day versus how it is now is so like, like we've switched.

We just live like it's like life takes place on the internet now. Yeah. Like it's kind of like it reminded me of a time when Jackie and I were in the airport. I've said this 10 times because it was like such a jarring moment when Jackie, we were there. We're going to Louisiana maybe. Yeah. And she just like was like, God, everyone is so attractive. moment when Jackie we were there we're going to Louisiana maybe yeah and she just like was like god everyone is so attractive and I was like not in the

airport like she's looking at her phone I was like Jackie pick your fucking head up everyone these are all this is this is all fucking looking at my Instagram like any color that's so fucking hot there was that time when we were young and we're like wow like there's only like three Hot people in the world. Yeah, and it's cuz we just don't fucking look around anymore. Yeah Yeah, but there was scan the room everyone's ugly we've said before I'd be interested to hear like your angle on this like There there was I would say there's like four or five like it girls throughout Like basically my life where it was like in the 90s,

it was like Pamela Anderson and Baywatch, Britney Spears at her peak, Megan Fox when she was in Transformers and then maybe like Margot Robbie kind of had a moment. Now I just feel like you can't, I guess there's like Sydney Sweeney right now, right? But in general, there always used to be like one or two. Now it's just like this random girl on Instagram who has nine million followers that like no no skilled no talent no movies

No, nothing just it's a smoke show Sex sells bro. It really has always well is crazy man. These girls are making like 80 million dollars on only fast I we were talking to a Bella danger about that like I Can't I don't I doubt it, but I'm also like I guess I saw a clip though I saw your guys's clip of you guys talking to her. She's like big leagues minor leagues Why would I ever want to go to the big leagues if I could just go on only? 80 mil and make it pick versus get fucked by some dude with an 8-inch coffee 35 minutes, and it's like your own schedule to your own boss. Yeah, dude. That was when Abella was like I

Don't really do only fans. I make like 100k a month. It's like, fuck you, dude. A little depressing, but that was that was such a great pitch for only fans. You get to be your own boss. Financial freedom. So like it's fucking

over. You work when you want. Do you just flip it off? So like it's fucking over you work when you These guys are journeymen We were saying that like we don't know if there's gonna be drama or whatever. What do you like? Do you think I definitely think there's gonna be a drama 100,000 percent I think just in terms of basic life, right? Like you go on vacation and you're staying with a buddy for a week You're like bro. Give me the fuck out of this by the end of that you're like we're talking about sick of each other Talk about ten people in their 20s outside of Dante on a shore house for five weeks like

20s and one in their 60s yeah Naturally you're gonna get irritated with each other so like that's one and then two like I know how I get off booze I know how anic is off booze like that alone will be its own dynamic But if you think that we're all just gonna be in this house and be kumbaya and like no one's gonna I'm with you fucked up when you're drunk like you're crazy. Okay. Let me ask you this why? Cuz everyone why should but like why like why should it be expect most sure houses is just a good time No, there's not one I'm kind of more on his side like reality television. I'm talking about sure. No, but your friend

No, but I'm even with him like like what we've said about like, you know Like on those last weekends or you're like get me the fuck out of here that at least for me was usually also like Because of certain dynamics and shit. Yeah, I don't be this house and I don't I don't mean this in a mean way, but like we're not friends really Like I'd say like we're good work, but like I'm not calling you on Saturday like yeah, let's go right now But like that's what I'm getting a short house together That's also kind of when you become friends you might become enemies, but you might become friends Yeah, like I'm just as likely that you guys all become best friends and have like the greatest month ever Well, then I get fired if that happens

So I think that there might be a moment of somebody being like I'm having fun We're all friends, but this is still work and I gotta like earn my paycheck I gotta earn a contract in a contract you're like I'm gonna go stir some shit up Do you think you would just be like yeah like blatant about that? Yeah, honestly I mean like I love this job I know I love this place, but I know Dave's not sending my ass to the shore house to have a fucking good time He wants me and Annika at each other's throat So it could there be a moment on like week three things are kind of like days like these numbers are not good And you're just gonna be like all right. I'm just fuck you Annika

Yeah, and just watch like the the spark line that's what's tough though is because I genuinely like do care about the girl yeah and I know she cares about me so that's the weird dynamic because when we're doing our own thing we're not in the same room it's whatever but like you see her making out with a dude she sees me getting with another girl like that's when that's when shit gets right when you posted that picture with that chick with like your tits in your head, and then she posted like, you can take it down, I saw it.

Is that like funny and banter or like that's like bad news? This is funny, I was just talking to her, I was just talking to her about this yesterday, Danny Salas, like everything with me and her is very real. And all the public tweets are too, right? Yeah, like people think it's- Back to the young people shit where it's like, you guys are just tweeting it out there. People think it's people think it's script I'm like bro I wish it was

scripted like I'd be a much happier man if this was scripted I'd be laughing at this shit like not calling Nick Turini like bro I don't know what the fuck to do right yeah also I want to be clear about something you guys have I feel like we've forgotten this at this company you guys having fun can also be good content yeah it doesn't like it's forgotten this at this company you guys having fun can also be good content. Yeah, it doesn't Like I was like it's gonna be boring you guys gonna be having fun like you might just have fun if you guys are Pop so often like you guys are playing beer pond and there's a tournament and something like that That can just be fun to watch on the internet. Yeah for sure

I hope it's like a 60 40 split of fun and drama. I do think you need a little bit of drama I agree. You have to saying it's not like what I'm saying I think you guys gonna have fun. I'm not saying it like this show is gonna suck I'm just saying like I think you guys it's I think it's equally possible you guys have a great summer as there's a disaster Yeah, and I hope that's I hope that's what happened I hope that's what happens because I don't want to leave this show Cuz the things like with the love Island summer house all that other bullshit show ends They go to back to Florida, California

Texas we come back here office like I'm gonna still see Attica. I'm still gonna see Ella I'm gonna see fucking everybody so it's not like it just goes away right are you guys are you still in the like? Hate hard love like are you still hooking up with her or no? Yeah I just saw an Instagram clip about body language And it said, when you touch your nose it means I didn't like what I just heard Guys, guys, guys No comment, no comment The bulches happen to have the same breakfast diner in the city that they go to

They split ubers because it's cheaper They hold hands for fun They're holding hands as friends. Oh, I mean I... Alright, here's like fun content idea. Why don't you and Anika get married? I told her don't run out. Why don't you tell her right now, look at the camera and say I love you.

Anika, I love you, let's get married. We won't regret it. That's fucking fun. You want to hear my content idea? Barstool baby me and Attica have a baby but but we don't raise it the office this is it much better in honor of my grandfather you know office baby is hilarious there's an ice cream machine and a baby

doesn't that sound fun guys I get to bust in her and you guys just handle the content that would be a content king that's like some Truman show I follow a barstool baby I would follow the fuck out of a barstool baby it's not allowed to leave these premises it does not know the outside world it's never seen this is like the unreleased Mr. Jerry. The whole audience just get to live baby monitor at all times. See, that's the other thing. Like if, if that moment happened at the beach house, it would be a good clip.

Yeah. You know, like you might just be one giant podcast for all we know. I told her I did want one like hot spicy messy makeout on camera. Yeah Just so they know what like who they're working how much you charging Yeah, I mean I I think every other reality show we've done I think literally almost every other one we've done is a hit And I like how it sounded like a competition base. It's not like we're voting people off I'm genuinely just there to get after it and stir some shit up But it's not like we're trying to slime each other out. Yeah, cuz every other reality show It's like all right. How can I fuck this guy over get him the fuck out?

Yeah, what have you guys signed anything yet? No not yet. Are you interested to see what like that paperwork? We will right Jackie? We had a great meeting yesterday. I don't know we talked about it so but yeah I would just imagine that like you're gonna have to say Literally anything can happen to me in this house and yeah Dave said it's gonna be like a Bravo contract like flirting fucking Everything is like cuz like I in the house. I feel like in the what only in the house though I feel like there used to be you know back in the day and like real world and shit if you punch if you made physical Contact you were out like done. Yeah, and now which I always thought was a weak rule Yeah, me too

But now it's I mean housewives like slap each other face like every fucking two seconds and like there's but back back in the in The CT where it was like well one person is just pushing it 99% of the way and then I slashed you I'm taking it 1% further. Why am I the fucking one in trouble? Yeah, they clearly wanted that to happen right right that those were the good old days though I really don't think it's gonna be as as forced of stirring the pot Right as you as you think like because I know you and Annika's dynamic pretty well if she just sees you talking to another girl At the bar, she's gonna not faking that she's mad right I could see a world which I feel like You know like sometimes you're like um I said this but when you're just like, I'm going to have one or two drinks and then you end up getting blacked out.

I could see a world in which like Kadek is like, oh I'm not going to start reading drama. And then he's the one. Or like, Oh you're just innocent over there, right Jackie? No, no, no. I actually think, I haven't said that I won't start drama. She's being very measured about her words where she's like

I'm not gonna not do these like yeah, I saw The other day you're like, I mean, I don't want to see with my color like bitch. I said the same shit, too That clip like being true I don't want anything I've been so calculated because I just know if something does happen and then that clip would be turned around me being like I would never fuck any of my co-workers. Not that I'm gonna. No you're gonna get clowned for that trust me. Yeah exactly. When you and Danny are like you know. Are you still supporting that by the way as like the podcast parents? I think so. I think that's the best guy that someone could fuck in the house. That's what I said. The rest of you guys I was like I told her you can do whatever you want you make your own

decisions I just don't know if that's a good good idea Yeah, Danny is more is a little bit different than you guys. Yeah, well no more at the shore, but Cuz I mean really though. It was I mean Dante's a thousand. Yep. I don't know anything about my kid I just don't think that's a thing Tommy would it would be insane if Jackie fucked up I would I would I would have to quit or something Someone's got to go at that point. What are you one of us three? There was also at one point is then was from day though, like I, yeah, okay. But like I obviously did my pen and company ink one too many times. I was like, no, no, no. I was like, no, no, no. I was like, no, no, no.

I was like, no, no, no. I was like, no, no, no. I was like, no, no, no. I was like, no, no, no. I was like, no, no, no. I was like, no, no, no. I was like, no, no, no. I was like, no, no, no. I was like, no, no, no. I was like, no, no, no. I was like, no, no, no. I was like, no, no, no. I was like, no, no, no. I was like, no, no, no. I was like, no, no, no. I was like, no, no, no. I was like, no, oh from day like I yeah Okay, but like I obviously did my pen and company ink one too many times and I was like well If they're sending me to a summer house I feel like they kind of want me to do this like am I gonna get fired if I Like sleep with a co-worker there and they're like no like you could do whatever the fuck you want

So you're on like it's like Kind of like what he said like in office out of office Like so if you think if you if you had sex With the co-worker from like Monday to Wednesday you're fired probably He's good. It's like he's waiting for midnight Bravo contract Clearly the biggest stipulation is just physically in the office. Thanks Danny So, you know, I got your back looking out for you

Might have to get a smush from in the office for you. Good. But yeah I feel like drama is also a strong word sometimes too. You can ask Nikki like I'm usually a menace around the office sometimes Just like accusing people of shit. Yeah for my investigations little shit like that And sometimes people get really mad. So it's not like you fuck who necessarily it's Fuck up. You're annoying. Yeah, I feel like a lot of people are caught up so it's not like you fuck who necessarily it's Fuck up your annoying Yeah, I feel like a lot of people are caught up in the drama is solely gonna be based around fucking yeah I get come in so many so many different avenues I I you left you left without me like what the fuck you and they're like boom

There's like a chick fight. I've been saying this since day one two I fight over again KFC. I think you both attest to this Dante will be a big problem one of the weekends. Yes Oh, yeah both attested this Dante will be a big problem one of the weekends yes oh yeah that's a well no no no he says sometimes we're sure you didn't know that was it'll be like politics or something you know what I mean like but so in my experience with Dante he's two different blackouts on so you're talking like like blackouts or don't know I mean like just like online and oh yeah that is true that's Clark Kent and like like he is a completely different person Yeah in both places, so I don't know if people I don't know what to expect from Dante

I don't see him enough these days. Maybe he's mostly the online guy Yeah, but but I also think Dante's going into that being like I'm gonna show these like young bucks What it's really like to like party and be out and all that sort of shit So I don't know if that means drama, but I think he's gonna be like we're doing shots right now We're staying out of the bar till 4 a.m. We're doing you know, like all that sort of shit So I don't know if that means drama, but I think he's gonna be like we're doing shots right now We're staying out of the bar till 4 a.m. We're doing you know like all that sort of shit I love when an old head gets yes, I love it because anyway You don't hear from all day long dark room. Yeah, aspirin on the table He's writing the conspiracy

Laurie life That that is the I would say the on Twitter. On Twitter. On Twitter. On Twitter. Lori Lightfoot. Lori Lightfoot. That is the, I would say the biggest, most consistent, fatal flaw of Barstool personalities is overconfidence in your older self. Yeah. I mean, I somehow missed this until this morning, but I just watched the Cons and White Sox Dave race. Oh my God.

And I mean, Cons was doing more talking before that than I've maybe anybody ever a parcel. I'm I was in the army. I will never lose to you. I'm so competitive. I'm the best. I'm handsome. You're ugly. I'm tall. You're short. You're fat. I'm not. I mean, he was going in and then just like, didn't even come close. That's smoked. And, and I, I just feel like we've seen that time and time again, White Sox Dave was one of them too. I could throw 95 and he could throw like 79 and Rocket went through that.

Like when, if you like stop working out, drinking, fucking, partying, whatever it is, for like a year, you've lost it. Let alone like 20. It's like White Sox Dave, so then you can throw 95 off the bump. Right, no you can't. 80 is still good at 40.

Yeah, well that's the thing. It's like I would be ultra impressed if he said I could throw 80 and he did I'd be like wow I could throw like 42 right now, but if you tell me you throw 95 and you throw 80 Well, then you look like asshole. So it's always just the bar you set and like there's no doubt in my mind that That crew on the blackout tour Probably drank and partied more than like maybe anyone alive other than like 80 rock 80s rock. I watched those videos. I was like, damn dude, that had to be a fucking time to be alive employed at the wrong time. There are part there's there are parts of me, very small parts,

parts I don't talk about at parties that think I'm invincible because I survived. Yeah. I'm like, I might just not be able to, from the drinking to the living conditions to the travel to like the germs So like everything you guys should have been dead in five six different ways be like I might not be able to die but so but but that was like at your guys peak and Like yeah, if you listen if we threw you in a time machine and you got dropped into the blackout tour Maybe maybe Dante could drink it under the table then right? I don't know but certainly no Yeah, but you know what I mean like like the blackout tour in its heyday was probably the craziest Maybe Dante could drink it under the table then. Maybe not, I don't know. But certainly, no, yeah.

But you know what I mean, like the Blackout Tour in its heyday was probably the craziest, but that was a long fucking time. And Dante was 50 then. Yeah, man. That, I even remember like the combine I did. I was never like talking shit. Dude, that's one of the worst videos I've ever seen.

I don't think I got to tell you that to your face, but I watched that shit I was like Jesus Christ. This is bad, but I remember being like I was like 25, right? You're 25 in that no wait. No, you're older. Yeah, I was gonna say I started 25. So it's probably 28 when was it seven? I don't just like you were 35 That was even for me. I was just like I play I wasn't like obviously like a tremendous athlete but I played basketball in high school, I played pickup sports, I like, I would run around and move and I just didn't for like, I don't know, five, six years, I got a couple surgeries and I was just like, oh, I've lost it, like it's gone. So to think that for anybody who's had another decade onto that, like I don't know, it's

just sometimes the confidence, I mean, you guys know that we're like old and like I can see you're kind of fat or like you know I you haven't jumped in 20 years or whatever the fuck it is you know it would be like what I've thrown 94 before like yeah in high school you're missing the 20-year gap I think people like come in here and like stop aging in their mind or so yeah you know it's like cuz you don't make sense like old like I'm hanging out with you guys I know like the new trends and the new terms all that shit that you feel young but your body ain't So put on pants with a button in six months I bought

KB like put me in a wrestling move last week and I kept trying to get out of different ones It's like how he has fun and then one time I got his leg, and then he just yanked my neck down. This was 11 days ago, and it still hurts. And I'm starting to think that it'll just never be cured. Bro, when he straight up body slammed Steve and Jay. Your body slammed me yesterday. That would probably have literally shattered my body.

I think it broke his shoulder. Yeah, he broke his shoulder. And then I saw Kadek doing doing Oklahoma drills with with that one dude He just lit him up. Oh, yeah, you're a fucking asshole man. You're a fucking dick. You know it But can you agree to do an Oklahoma drill the guy who's ten times your size? What you think is gonna happen? there's another thing though like former athletes could come here and get humbled a little bit too because me and KDIC we went to some ratchet-ass play Sacramento

And we got fucked up out there. I was like dude. I would smoke you in a one-on-one drill He's like dude. I'd throw you into the fucking wall hit him with a spin move And I broke him and he was devastated like snatched his soul from well like that Crying you know Kadek you can't go over to right? You know, you can't go over to right. That's the the the great equalizer with the athletes is like they're obviously bigger, stronger, faster. But if they do lose, it crushes them. Right. Like when she flossed Eddie in one on one. That was brutal. We still talk about you can't live that down. I mean, I'm watching in real time. Taylor LeWan has gone through like a like a human like a shift as a human. Like he's not the same person. Really? But that is his first pitch. Oh, no. It's like 50 cent bad. It's oh. And then Will stepped up and threw a fucking George W. Bush game one of the World Series after 9 11 C. And he was like, I mean, it was it was bad enough that I did a video on it.

People like you're so stupid. This is obviously fake. And I was like, brother, it's not like I'm here. And I'm seeing the conversation behind the scenes like he's wrecked. Apparently he's going to Detroit for like redemption. And Will was like, you'll get your redemption. You'll probably throw a strike. But like the other video is not going away.

That was forever. That's if I ever got asked to throw a first pitch, I'm like hiring a coach practicing for like a month. First pitch is like one of the sillier things that we assign a tremendous amount of like uh clout to you know what I mean? It's like I threw a strike you didn't throw a strike whatever no no it's like I threw a strike I'm the man you didn't you're a fucking loser and a zero you should kill yourself. You have everything to lose. There's something just inherent like you should be able to throw a ball. Yeah. That's just every guy feels that way. You're not, you're not listening to many men the same way. Dude, I threw, I threw a first pitch once at a,

obviously nothing compared to Taylor at a, uh, Martha's Vineyard Sharks like summer league game. It's kind of like, you know, like Cape league baseball. It's kind of like that. And I was just at the game. I think, or maybe they think they heard I was on the Island. Whatever. Does everyone want to throw the first pitch out? Yeah. And I was like, welcome to that guy Whatever is everyone want to throw the first pitch out? Yeah That guy of course, I'll throw the first pitch that sounds awesome and Before the game I was like talking to the teams and like I'm with the other team They're playing gave me a shirt and all like a lot of the players are like

So you do you go throw from the mound and I went from the mound. I might throw this fucking thing from center Fuckin bounce I might throw this fucking thing from center of the field. And they're like, oh shit. Fucking bounce it. Like a five foot bounce. Like not even from the mound. I didn't go to center field. I threw it from the mound. Bounced it to the plate and I was like, all right, fuck this. I'm never doing this again.

It's tough. I had all the confidence in the world. I was like, this is gonna be fucked. I wouldn't even focus on aim. Let me just get it to the plate. Just air mail that shit. Yeah, there's something, it almost like I want to do it, but it might just be better say no to this Something goes wrong you are nothing to gain or at this point I think I would just airmail it on purpose and be like dude was it on purpose. Let's go viral

Yeah, that's what everybody is. Huh the MGK. Yeah, you like throw it like you like throw it over the fucking oh whoops Yeah, no, I can't damn it bothers me so much. He makes good music. I Can't picture him being able to throw a baseball anyways, I wasn't fake MGK Oh, this is very yeah dangly a lot of parts to handle. Yeah looks like he never played baseball You said there's nothing again you throw a strike It's like you should be able to do that and you don't you throw a luwana It's like how the fuck are you an athlete? Right.

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but then like you have that reality side and kind of just shows that different side of like how you actually mesh with people. Yeah, because like when I when I have to go like this and make a TikTok, I'm like, bro, I actually hate myself. But like if they just have cameras rolling and I'm just like being myself talking with people and like I see those clips, I'm like, oh, okay, like I actually like what I like if they just have cameras rolling and I'm just like being myself talking with people and like I see Those cups my oh, okay. Like I actually like what I do. Yeah Yeah, but the second I have to go like selfie mode and make it I'm like bro. I actually put a gun in my mouth

Do you guys hang out in this office? Yeah Oh once couple times. Yeah, like you like in general like not specifically you guys but like is there oh, yes that go out Yeah, yes. Yes, absolutely Not specifically you guys, but like is there. Oh yes. That go out. Yeah. Yes. Yes.

Absolutely. Especially since a lot of people are like transplants. Yeah. But yeah, that's always been a barstool thing. It kind of becomes your professional life, your social life, especially once you move. It's like. I don't have any friends.

Everybody moved to New York and it was just like, we're all just going to hang out together. But then if I'm old and I'm from home, you're not. Everybody kind of pairs off. I think it's cool when you start to have that. But as you work here longer you realize you like you need both Yeah, like you need your barstool friends But then you need people that have nothing to do with our school if you're around 24-7

It's just like just get sticky right if you're hanging out from Thursday to Sunday for five weeks It's gonna definitely is thinking you know I was thinking against DC. I think he's speaking literally But you got a wild side to you that not a lot of people know about which I'm excited I think he's speaking literally. Yeah, for me probably. But you've got a wild side to you that not a lot of people know about, which I'm excited for the world to see. Yeah, we went on Storm Chasers together. What was that? Eight days, five states, minivan.

That was nuts. It was a wild time. You were low key the other day. Wait, who's the big booze bag of this group? Kade can slam beers. I feel like Kade can probably have 75 beers. Center at University of Indiana. Yeah, like he's like Andre the giant.

I don't think he's going to get. Yeah, he's the booze bag. I'd probably say I'm like the degenerate bag. What's what's your what's your your drink of choice, your poison, your shit besides the cocaine. Yeah, well, that's all I'm worried about that. Can you do drugs on the show? I'm sure not on camera.

The last thing I need with my position is to get arrested with a bag So I think I might just be on straight Adderall this whole trip. That would be insane We'll do do whatever you want obviously, but like you are absolutely allowed to be arrested with cocaine you think it's all you talk about Open book yes We go out it's like smoke I thought you were Nikki. It's not all I talk about. I'm just an open book. Yes, right. Everyone else hides it and when we go out it's like Smokes. It's like, oh now you motherfuckers. I see how this shit is.

That is what man. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be like, it's all he talks about. But yes, you're open about it. So like, if you publicly say it once, that's like 100% more than the average person. You're a resident cocaine guy. Yeah. I don't think Dave would be surprised.

I guess what? He would not be surprised. No. No. I just don't know if it's a fireball offense. I think if you got in trouble. I think if you were just doing it, if there's something where you got arrested, I think it would just be like, you got arrested.

The Nikki Baggs mug shots, he would do numbers. Mug shots are like, the dream is to get arrested for something not so bad, but get a good mug shots. He would do number mug shots are the like the dream is to get like arrested for something. Not so bad, right. But get a good bunch. Yeah. Dude, I, I still, when I go through TSA, I'm like, I hope they rest me right now. Like, cause every time I go through, I have like a weed pen in a bag or something like that. And I always think like, I wonder if they're going to stop it. And I always think think I hope they do

Today's the day Going anywhere important. I'm just like well in our world like I mean Trent getting arrested in the moment I think he was like, you know freaking out and then they're being with the best things that ever happened Imagine I got arrested cuz I had a weed pen in my toiletry bag. I'd be laughing the whole way to the bank It's a good one. Yeah So what do you drink though? If I'm drinking liquor, I love tequila. Tequila, I know, I can't do shots though. You just got Miami Scumbag.

Well really? I can't, I could do one or two tequila shots. After that, I start double swallowing them. But like tequila soda with a lime is usually my go-to if I'm drinking liquor or I just love beers too. So, either one of those two works. You guys should maybe drink espresso martini in a pre bottle. I Do love an espresso martini. I love if I have dinner. It's always extra dirty

I'm sending Jackie and uno with cases of I don't care who your sponsors are. I don't care. What's going on I'm smuggling action in what's her deal una. Yeah, so she's our our summer intern She was like a big case your radio fan She was like super aggressive trying to like, you know Go like I go get her to get the job and then like within my first week She was mixing it up with Francis and like kind of she's on the act So she was she was kind of like behind the scenes after this show. I don't think so I think I think I told her I was like, I can't really promise you a full-time gig

You you do need to like try to stand out this summer, but it's such a fine line You don't want to be like a try-hard you don't be a douchebag You're gonna be an asshole But you do got to like insert yourself and I think she kind of stumbled into like the best-case scenario We're like she got called out and she kind of was fucking around but didn't really do anything wrong So and then you know you get invited to a house like this And I mean she can make a name for herself quick at this house Right, that's that's that's the only smokes down

Or Danny that'd be scenes you're most Jackie Spot from his girl like that my bad my bad. I wonder if there will be a Like so the girls are Ella Ann Annika, Jackie, Una, Brie. Interesting dynamic. Yeah, well I'm in the middle of watching Love Island right now and there's this one chick who's like crazy, like arguably maybe the nuttiest chick ever on any reality TV show. Like the America like consensus. America's come together for the first time in like two decades and agreed on something. It's like fuck this shit I was wondering if there but I don't know is a Ella can be a nut when she yeah Ella is a

Wild card when she's hammered she gets after like I'm talking like some shit You have not seen before yeah What is that? I'm not gonna like spill her tea cuz I Yeah, yeah, like I like keep that between me and her but like when she's out like with her group She just turns into she turns into a demon And like a fun way I wouldn't say it's like a You know how like some girls get angry when they're drunk and they're just miserable beer

I like she's very fun, but she's very reckless at the same time. No shit. Yeah all you out, but um What was gonna say? Do you think do you think there's um? Is there any worry I mean like Breeze is like a megastar right right like and she's doing the whole thing I'm interested to see like what her involvement is gonna be like if she's gonna like want to be part of the squad or she's Gonna want to like do her own thing. She's a weird one cuz she is a megastar now, but I also feel like she's Pretty normal like yeah, like it's she I think she probably is happy to like be in a normal Yeah, fun young people situation

Yeah, but there's just a clear kind of divide of like I'm a megastar Yeah, I think it was kind of like her idea a little bit too Maybe the whole thing or just to be like yeah to be in it Well, here's the thing like when I first started at barstool like I never really thought Like Dan would be so personable with me because he's like a megastar and then I went out with biz to Edmonton I'm like, bro This guy is like larger than life out here, but like he took me under his wing like we grew up together So he's a good dude like that like I've never met Brianna like that

But she could have that in her where she's like no what I'm with this fucking house Like we're just we're gonna be one big family or she could just be like now fuck that I'm very interested actually I we keep talking about the house, but I'm thinking more also about like the bars is a weird like she can't You can't go what but it's on your phones. They're weird. Like she can't, you can't go, but if it's just phones. Well it's on your phones, they're not gonna take your phones.

Yeah, you can't have a camera man, but you can. No, no, no, but like music. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, Jackie and I were talking yesterday and she was like, you know what my biggest concern is? And I was thinking, huh, fighting with your coworkers on camera, people having sex. Getting swept off your feet by Danny Conrad.

Right, like too many people in the house. She's like, we're not gonna be able to listen to music when we're drinking. I'm not gonna lie. She came out to me, she's like, we need a. I think I've told everybody. I'm like so stressed out about it. The music.

Everyone's got AirPods in, walk around the house. That's what we said yesterday. We're like everyone starts the song in three, two, one. Go. Jackie, don't worry, I'm working on the mix tape. That'd be such a funny video of someone just walking by the house. We all have our AirPods in going crazy.

No sound. Or we were thinking like, like 8 p.m. playlist. We just searched. Licensed music, I got a couple Jackie's. Yeah, just some random generic beats. But like you could, like yesterday I copy pasted Gangnam Style into it and songs will show up that kind of sound like that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got some bangers on there. Or, or the DJ could step in, Dante the Don, and we can listen to his music. Press play. Give me 12 beers, I'll start freestyling. You are not gonna give you 12 beers. I think that we should come up with a song,

an APM music song, Beach House song. Make that like your jam? If we can have lyrics, yeah. And then we can listen to that, and pregame to that. I'm with that. You need like an anthem. I just can't imagine though, like, I mean, I remember, so Parker House is like one of the big beach bars down there

and in like 09, 10, 11, I was blogging about like it's my favorite bar in the world. And Captain Collins to this day still blames me that it's like gotten so popular. I don't know whether it was me or Quincenzo or whatever, but it got to a point where it was like, you you waiting online like two hours to get into the bar it's just become like so popular and and people are there all the time and like I if when we were at a fraction of our size if we went to the bar, it was like

non-stop pictures and Grouted like everybody I mean that and I can't even imagine what it's like for someone like Briana to go to some of these bars I you guys all roll into DJs like it's going to be a fucking zoo I said that the other day like Briana could be like our shield like I don't be worried about her Yeah, you know we're over the back just like you just taking track You want my autograph I'm gonna famous too Cuz I did any got right over here? Who said that?

Alright, well I think it should be interesting. That's for sure. We'll know more at the shore. Have you done Jersey at all? I've never been, no. Like has anybody? Probably Bree. I know Annika has.

I know Ella has friends out there. What's Annika like drunk? It, it depends like if she's feeling Yeah, you can't ask someone who used to bang some more maybe Little freaky sometimes we have sex other times we have brawls We're rocking together it's a great time if we're fighting it sucks. Yeah, I Just that there's Parker House, Osprey, Leggits, DJs if you want to be like a Guido, a couple dive bars. What's wrong with Guidos? I'm a Guido.

No you're not, no you're not. You'll meet him, you'll meet him. Yeah, again, I say all this, I have not been there in a decade, I don't really know what it's like anymore, but DJ's is like Gorilla juice head fucking like I remember The bouncers there had to be like NFL linemen to be able to bounce regular the regular fucking Patriots Because it was just meathead like Jaeger bomb juiced up fights that were like these both these guys like 300 pounds Yeah, who's gonna kick him out and some guy was like six eight would come and pull you out

I mean it is it's I don't know what it's like anymore, but it was go Weed-o you'll look like a fucking like Irish Mick in there. I probably will one of my best friends in Chicago Went to college with Jackie and I told him I was like yo, I think I'm about to be on this show with your girl Jackie's like bro. She's a demon when she's You you definitely show with your girl Jackie's like bro she's a demon when she's drunk. We've seen a little bit of that. You definitely uh there's been a couple times where we're like sitting at a table at dinner and like everyone you have a couple martinis whatever and then like there's just a shift it's like oh Jackie's getting there. Yeah she allowed one like yeah you know she's drunk because her voice keeps getting higher like like when Clemmer gets drunk, his hair starts hearing.

By the end of the night, it's like, oh. Clemmer? Yeah. You'll know Jackie's drunk when she'll start laughing at herself and her own jokes. And then she'll do this thing where she goes, ah, ah, ah, ah. That's when you really know.

Yeah. Turns into a dragon noise. Between me, Brie,ie and Ella from what I hear Just like degenerate kind of drunk. Yeah, we're like I can see you world in which that Would you say you're saying you like fight people? No, she's like mischievous. Yeah. Yeah, I don't Know like like so I could see Jackie being like let's like steal his sign Let's like fuck around and like do something that's like mildly illegal or not allowed or some shit in the traffic cone Somebody should do that. Yeah, I'd be a great episode of the Beach House

All right, well So when is it officially? It's the month of August 5th to September 5th So it's like the end of the summer to it's like get to that Labor Day finish line I'm gonna say this is my birthday. So we go. Oh By the way, are you allowed to you bring strangers into the house? Yeah, I'm sure I'm sure like if you meet him at the bar or something I don't know I'm gonna be taking a flight with you from here to there, you know Yeah, but but I'm thinking like if you want to bring somebody home Yeah, like on summer house though, like this this one guy fucked like a new girl every weekend

He would just come home put his towel over the cameras like you know the show. I've been watching recently Yeah, yeah, you know I got just smashes. I would love a little like WWE to it where they just like fly someone out We have no idea just a surprise. Yeah, just kicks the door open smashes two bears I do wonder if there'll be a little element of that like if there is you know We have no idea just happened a surprise. Yeah, just kicks the door open smashes two beers I do wonder if there'll be a little element of that like if there is you know They're like if I know the producers who do the challenge type shows are sadistic and are always like yeah We're gonna make them sleep outside. We're gonna like throw them off the top of a mountain We're gonna fucking they are always putting us in precarious positions

So I wonder if they're gonna be like, you know, it's just gonna be fun And it's like welcome your mom and your ex and you're you know like anything's possible. Well it's also like like Peyton's gonna be there, Hannah's gonna be there, like we forgot there's a whole other squad of like like Meek Phil's gonna be there. I low-key think so. You have to check under the bed every night for Meek Phil film. I do think the production people are gonna like play a role not not in terms of like stirring shit up But I feel like I know we put an honest workday in clips and then they're gonna start getting after it They do have their own house too, though. Oh, they do

Imagine you just like let's check out what's going on in the clip house and meeks just like having three That's like when people got voted out a survivor, I was I remember saying the vote out house should have its own show like the cast. Maybe the clip show. This house will be even meek with a bottle of Hennessy. All right. Good shit, man. Thanks for having us on.

And so I guess the final question is like who who walks away with Jackie's heart I Think you have to do it time will tell She's right there. I don't care. We got saved for each house We'll see how it goes Yeah, you guys should not be allowed to talk to each other for like if he wasn't your co-worker like and you saw him You'd be like, oh, he's cute Yeah, I mean yeah I'd fuck you thanks oh shit I was

gonna bring this up we we ran into each other a while ago she was at the old Barstow Chicago office but I think like you guys came first and I just missed her but it was the first time I met you when you walked in On me taking a shit. Oh And he said the same thing so that just reminded me of it. But yeah, hopefully it doesn't come full circle That's another thing you might you might see people in compromising positions. Yeah bathrooms are like walking in my top Yeah, Jackie walks in right after you. She's like, whoa Caddys gonna force that place

We might have to shit outside of the cone. Yeah. The Kade outhouse is just an orange cone. You go to the production house. Do you know what the, like do we have the house and everything? I think we have the house, but I haven't seen it, but I'll be honest.

I'm interested if you guys are roughing it or if it's like glamorous. I don't know. And if you have like a backyard or anything like that. That's, some of the shared houses down there there like I've lived in houses that were like this The address is like 210 and a half It's like literally has half written on the fucking and it's like a shack It's basically like a garage turned into a house, but it's like on the middle of someone's property

So you can go like that or you could have like a beachfront, you know mansion I've no but I know that somebody was saying like they're're like, oh, it's located like literally right off. And I was like, oh, so there's a house and they're like that there's a house. But I haven't asked anything about like bathrooms. I've heard conflicted reports on whether it's going to be like a. I'm also sure people have different standards. They know. Yeah, that's if if, you know, I'm sure Brianna's version of nice and Mike Kadek's version of nice are two very different words. You know, my thing is, as long as the AC works in the house, I'm give a fuck cuz like I'll just be out. That's something I could see them being like

this week we're cutting the AC. I hope they don't do shit like that. That would suck. I didn't think about that. No water pressure. Yeah no it'll be fine. I don't think they want us smelling and looking like shit. Cuz you're cutting our AC you're cutting Brianna's AC too. Oh yeah. That's fine. I would like, you know, saddle up on her real quick. We're gonna fang her. Keep her grapes. She's gonna run that joint. All right, good?

All right, appreciate it. All right, thank you guys. Guys, I fucked up. What? They had assigned me, I totally forgot. Big Cat was like, you have to sneak in saying the word yak six times and one Stephen J reference.

And I didn't do it. Are you guys doing ad reads? We can also, we were actually gonna do a little more if you wanna jump in. Yeah. You just sneak in six times, yeah. Also we could just do something funny where you could just say yak and you could just literally splice it in.

You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Just like yak, yak. He just wants to see the social clip. So if you just give me saying Yak, Yak, Yak. And I would splice it into a random clip. I think I said it. You have to say it? Yeah, six times.

A lot of times. I completely forgot. I was so distracted. So Danny had an assignment to, he had to say Yak six times and reference Stephen Che, and he just didn't do it. We referenced Stephen Che too with the KB dropping him. Yeah, so that doesn't count?

I think I had to. You have to say it? Yeah. Do you think there's going to be illicit drug use in the house? Like someone snorting the Yak? I know that Nicky Smokes has been helping about it. Maybe he's going to. My lips are closed.

Yakity Yak, don't talk back. What? There you go. Bye. Two. He's gonna my lips are closed. Yeah, I can act don't talk back No, that's for right yakity yak. Yeah Yeah, yeah Yak and yeah, yes, that's three. I think I think this could be a breakout year for you Final words in the middle of his big year. This is the summer final Berg We he's doing stand up. He's done out of water mascots, tires, and then he's gonna finish off with Burt at an arena. But I feel like this is a big year for you. You started with the like the Eddie

and Chicago guys and now what are you doing now? Yeah now so this year I started off on the Yak full-time which is great. Get to Yak with all my friends. I love the show, the Yak, so much. What's your favorite animal? I would have to say, hmm, probably a Yak. I'm a big fan of the Yak, too. I'm an in-eater guy, but that sounds about okay. You know who, I'm hoping there's like a surprise guest

at the house, like, who would be like the weirdest person, you hear a doorbell knock and it's like, oh, they sent us a guest and you open the door like who would be like the weirdest person you heard doorbell knock and it's like oh they sent us a Guest and you open the door. Who is it? Oh The weirdest one would have to be Stephen Che but he's not coming in and I'm closing the door right on I actually saw Che trip yesterday and he thinks no one saw it and you got it It was there was no one on the basketball court

He tripped over a wire and I was I was upstairs the bird's-eye you're gonna tell me I almost texted him last night at midnight by the way I saw you. Hey, don't think you got away with that before you go to sleep. I want you to know I did see that Can ask the tech people for the tapes? Yeah? Go tell them on the yak. All right. I'm gonna go to the yak now guys. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you Thank you. Enjoy. Thank you, bro. Thank you I'm going to go ahead and put this in the fridge for a few minutes. Thanks for watching!