KFC Radio - Will Compton Admits Something to Taylor Lewan That Leaves Taylor Feeling Betrayed - Full Episode

Episode Date: December 5, 2022

Will Compton and Taylor Lewan of Bussin' With The Boys talk betrayal, Feits' ex sliding into Taylor's DM's, their horniest friend who pulls girls left and right, Taylor Swift, the best ice creams and much much more Whistlepig: Buy our Whistlepig KFC Radio PiggyBack 100% Rye Whiskey at https://barstool.link/KFCWPYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. We talked on the airport how horny we were walking to the plane today. We literally said, I'm just a couple of horny boys on the way to New York. I'm a horny boy, I'm a horny boy! It's another edition of KFC Radio on the Barstool Sports Network. It's our Monday edition, which means it's our Inside Barstool edition. And today, we got the boys on. It's Bustin' with the Boys, KFC Radio crossover.

Those are always gold. It's like Frankie Morelli. It's actually perfect that we had him two weeks in a row. Frankie's the gold standard. And then the boys are right below them. Because what people have learned and i love when these guys had the epiphany frankie had it biz and wit have had it uh taylor and will have had it when you stop talking about sports and talk about fun shit it's a lot more fun

you guys are great talking about golf and hockey and football but come on over here and start talking about like weird stuff and funny stuff and crazy shit nipples and porn and weird shit by the end baby bottle by the end i think they were being the weird ones i don't know about baby bottles we don't talk about that i thought nipple i thought nipple and then the next thing came to mind like a rorschach test the next thing was baby bottle you made it weird yeah for sure you made it for sure i wish i didn't bring up infants john i made it weird if i if i could redo this i definitely wouldn't talk about babies after nipples. You know what's funny is we can redo it, and we're not going to.

But babies and nipples are kind of close. Stop it. Stop it. When you think nipple, you don't think baby? When I suck on nipples, I feel like a baby. That's a great reaction. You don't feel like a baby when you're sucking nip? There's no way you don't feel like a baby sucking nip.

There's no way, dude. It's funny that we just had this conversation with Glennie last week. How long do you suck nip for, dude? Not long enough because I feel like a baby. I'm out pretty quick. This is infantilizing me. I'm done with the nips. It's so weird sucking nips, man.

You know what's really weird? Getting your nips sucked. Oh, yeah. I hate that. Anytime people touch my nips, it's like, get the fuck off of me. I feel like I'm being abused. I'm like, stop it, stop it. Anyway, this is the kind of fun shit that we talk about. Imagine just sitting over there being like, wow, did you see who won the game this week? Fuck that shit. and the boys are uh a whistle pig sponsored podcast just like us they're selling

bourbon but that's okay we got that spicy rye they've got the bourbon they are a whistle pig uh duo just like we are they are part of the family um we went up there to vermont with will we're gonna get up there with taylor soon enough we did our live show with them we had whiskey every time i've been with bus with the boys we've had whiskey yeah so it's like i don't even know do i like those guys or do i just like i'm not even sure yet uh so listen to today's episode while you're drinking some whiskey and you can find out i don't know do you like them do you like the whiskey it doesn't really matter as long as as long as those two are always together at whistle big whiskey along with the bus and with the boys uh things will go good so uh shout out to will and taylor shout out to whistle pig and everybody there who makes it happen we've got our

kfc branded bottle on sale they've got their bus and with the boys buy both of them commemorative bottles for both podcasts uh you can order it at WhistlePigWhiskey.com. Click the link below if you're on YouTube or check out your local liquor store to get your limited edition bottles. Let's do it. Let's bust it with the boys on KC Radio. While these two dummies are gone. Oh, they're back.

Fuck. God damn it. I was just going to have a conversation as the two smart guys. We just talked about Harry Potter. Is it a Christmas movie? Do you consider it a holiday movie? That is a really good question because my first reaction to that is no.

But the more I think about it, it does make you feel... Christmassy, right? Christmassy. It makes you feel fall-y. You don't think, oh, they're in the dead of summer during this thing. Exactly. They're in the fall living this life. But, you know, John said it's during the school year.

It's like, well, the school year is a lot of time. Yeah. But I said that there are Christmas movies that are like it's titled fucking The Santa Claus or A Christmas Story. And then there are movies that give you Christmas vibes, and that's a heavy Christmas vibes. I can definitely say. I will put my name on everything you just said. You put a fucking, pour some whiskey out, you're in front of the fire, you got the family,

you watch a holiday movie. I was thinking about pouring whiskey, you mentioned it. Let's get a little hog out here, let's go. I do want to try this. We're doing the good good. We're enemies with the fucking bourbon and the rice, so we gotta find the middle ground. Hang on, hang on, hang on, we're not in it. It's a friendly competition, but we're all with the fucking bourbon and the rice, so we gotta find the middle ground. Hang on, hang on, hang on.

We're not enemies. It's a friendly competition, but we're all pushed to the same way. I was about to jump on the enemy train. I'm glad you saved us from that. Yeah, fuck these guys, dude. No, we don't want to do that. We're not going toe-to-toe with you guys. Whistle-paid whiskey.

Bless him. But yeah, this is the real good shit. We only have our best careful doing that. Oh, okay. There you go. Just what can he do? He's so multi-passive. He's one of the

greatest of all time. Will, you going back out there? Oh, no. Another cup there. Go get it. I left my phone in the Uber.

That's not my phone. I have my phone. You think you left your phone in the Uber? It could have happened. You're so casual about it. You don't care. What are you going to do, man?

I'm really big on the control the controllables right now. Is there something behind that water right there? How do you leave your phone in the Uber? We were in the Yak five seconds ago. Got to be other whiskey. Pour some water in there. Switch it up. Spill it out.

We got something over here. This is gold. Bingo bango. There we go. I'll tell you what. When over here this is gold there you go there we go I'll tell you what when I think back of mistakes I've made in my life one of the biggest

mistakes I've made is not being in Vermont with you guys that seemed like such a great time you weren't even I forgot that wasn't you weren't playing

that was even in Canada I know yeah I was in Canada cheers yeah the boy missed out I did miss out when I saw Will get kissed I got pissed

cheers boys whistle pig in general bourbon rye all of it the boy missed out. I did miss out. When I saw Will get kissed, I got pissed. Cheers, boys. To Whistlepig in general. Bourbon, rye, all of it. Oh, I forget how good that shit is. It touches your lips smooth. Like, it's like, it softens the blow when it hits your lips.

This is, when I, they sent me this when we first, first, first signed on with them. I was not, you know, I didn't know as much

about the brand as I did. So they sent over some piggyback bottles, some glasses and shit, and then they, then I opened not, you know I didn't know as much about the brand as I did So they sent over some piggyback bottles Some glasses and shit And then I opened this And I was like, I don't know what this is But it looks special Like, you give me something in this bottle

In this packaging And then I posted about it and people were like, dude, that bottle goes for like $1,000 on the secondary market They just dropped their new one Number 9 It's like from the Greek uh number nine it's uh like from the greek isles it's called uh odyssey no siren song it's like blue like the greek isles and it's like about the odyssey and shit it's they they never miss you know with the with the

boss hog shit you got to get up there though whether you're yeah i think they were reaching out about going out there again right let? Let's do it this winter. Let's go. We've been in the winter. We go skiing or some shit like that. They talk about it. It's a good spot to ski. It's great. They do the lake in the summer.

They do the skiing and shit during the winter. It's good if you want to have a little romantic getaway. You do it like that. You can do it with the boys and have fun. It's like an unbelievable time. Vermont's got a little bit of everything, huh? It's the farm, really. It's not as much. There's not a whole lot in the town oh yeah

the farm itself like they give you a there's a personal chef that like i don't know maybe people like you are used to that i'm eating he cooked me a grilled cheese you left early right but like i was like yeah i'll have a grilled cheese for lunch that sounds great and it was like this is the greatest thing I've ever had in my life Like every the salad was good like the everything was good that this guy is like you're heating me up right now, dude I know have you heard a place called Blackberry farms? It's just outside of not only farm I know is it ain't any one of them any one of them no no no this is like it's not it's not terrible this is like it's like it's like you get to live in this little house

and play pretend for the weekend that you're like, you're a syrup guy. No, it ain't. It literally sounds like Blackberry Farms. It ain't like Blackberry Farms. Blackberry Farms is like a super high end. From what I understand,

it's a very actual, you talk about playing the fantasy game and stuff like that. They got it. Like a working farm, you say? It's a working farm. All their meat and all their milk and everything comes from. This is just the distillery.

They're two pigs. Gotta love that. Gotta love that. But they have that vibe, too, where you can stay in a little cabin. It's nice. You definitely play pretend for a little bit. Look at us. Little farmstead.

We're doing it. Who would have thought? Who would have thought? You get the hands dirty. The best way that I co-sign it is the fact that I co-sign it. I would have been the last person who would be like, you want to go to Vermont and do the outdoorsy shit? I would always be like, no, I'm good.

I'll be on the subway. You know what I mean? And then I did a weekend up there for work. I didn't even do a weekend. I did like a 12-hour thing. I think I went in the morning and left at night. But if I had known it was like this, I would have planned a weekend. And to their defense, they try to tell you.

But you're just like, I'll just pop in, pop out. Yeah, I just didn't think. I'm thinking like this is a work retreat. This is going to be corny. That's actually what sold me is I was like, you guys are all awesome. And I wish I was staying for the night. I ended up scheduling my own trip over there because it was like, it's just a little, I think about

there are people who just live that life, though. Yeah. They live out there like that. But are those people like, fuck, man, I wish I was in the city where there's something going on every night. God, no. There's no chance. You think they're happy? I think the grass is always... Everybody thinks the grass is greener. Or at least different. The grass is different.

I want something new. I don't know. You grew up in a small town. You didn't grow up. You guys grew up. Where did you guys grow up? No, I grew up in a city. You grew up in a city?

Yeah. City? I grew up in a smaller city, but a city. I grew up in a small town. And if I could make it as black and white as possible, there's the people that are like, I got to get out there. I got to go see the world. I got to go do X, Y, and Z.

And then there's the other group that's like, I love it here. I'm a homer. I'm going to be married, have kids here. They're going to go to the same school I went to. So I live in like, well, and Z. And then there's the other group that's like, I love it here. I'm a homer. I'm going to be married, have kids here. I'm going to go to the same school I went to. So I live in like, well, not I live. I live here, obviously. But my family now lives out in the country. And I was home for Thanksgiving, and my parents were telling me about how a lot of farmers

are selling their farms because the new generation doesn't like, they're old farmers and the kids are about my age, and the kids are like, I don't want to work at a farm. Like Varsity Blue's like, I don't want your life. I don't want your life. I don't want your life, daddy. And so they're just selling it to fucking corporations or some shit like that, and they're repurposing the property

and building different homes and all that stuff. We're just ruining a a 10 generation tradition. But I was like, I was like, God, that must suck for like, for older farmers

who are like, like the invention of the internet. They're like, oh, they're going to see what's out there. Son of a bitch.

There's more than just milking cows. Fuck. Oh, I'm going to know about TikTok and dances. God damn it, dude. Yeah,

I mean, you know, farm life is. There's no way I'm going to convince them to get up at 5 o'clock in the morning and suck a cow's dick. That shit is not fun, man. That's not the life. We see every Sunday in the fall John Dutton going through it with his family. They're out there in Yellowstone doing their own thing. I mean, you've been to Pontere.

Yeah, we both grew up in small towns, but the small town world I feel like is a little different. You're neighbored up to Scottsdale. We're like, there ain't nothing for like an hour. feel like, is a little different. You're neighbored up to Scottsdale. Yeah, we were 20 minutes away. We're like, there ain't nothing for like an hour. I mean, you've been there. Dude, 20 minutes away from Scottsdale is not like terrible. You are on the farm. I grew up on a ranch.

A boarding ranch. Really? Just 20 minutes away? Horses, cows. He's got a cool little area. It's like a last frontier type of area. How many people are there? 5,200.

5,200. And then on the weekend, there's six figures people because everybody like flocks there for like you got some bull stuff going you got cowboy stuff going on like it's like a yeah it's a cool spot they don't have uh the only chain thing there is dairy queen right yeah it's like in the 80s they were hype about it yeah for some reason on martha's vineyard there's also that's the only chain thing is a dairy queen really and like people like everyone on martha's Vineyard there's also, it's the only chain thing is a Dairy Queen. Really? And people, everyone on Martha's Vineyard, the locals can be like, I don't know how it got here.

It just popped up overnight. That's actually, on City Island, it's the same thing. One Dunkin' Donuts, that was the only thing I've ever seen that's a chain. But that was like,

we had like an old, like all of the people on like a board. It's officer of ice cream. You can't beat it, dude. Cave Creek, where I'm from, dude,

it really is the coolest place. Like, it's the last frontier. It's the last frontier. It's the only place in the world you'll find an old truck, a Ferrari, and a horse parked in the same parking lot. Go to the Buffalo Chip on Wednesdays and Friday nights. We could pay 50 bucks. Sign a waiver.

You get in a real bull. A real bull. He's not lying. Has he done it? No, my brother did it. I was going to say, you're fucking crazy, man. Tanner's been making a couple appearances. We talked about him.

Yeah, he is, bro. Shout out to Cantane. I don't know if you've been around bull riders but they are they are short little guys with a lot of strength tanner my buddy's like six two yeah you got too much torso flopping around up there too much and so he got he tore his whole knee up he's still i was gonna say that you couldn't pay me enough i don't even want to do the mechanical but let alone i feel like i don't i don't like the mechanical anymore i'm anymore I don't have the body for this anymore I think it'd be a sick job to be a rodeo clown

I think that would be awesome Chaps has done it once really? Chaps did it no thank you got horned I believe he got fucked up oh really?

it's like willingly be like yeah hit me with your car it's just it's a crazy person idea it's a finesse game it's a finesse game I think you'd do solid

as a rodeo clown too I appreciate that, dude. The makeup, the towel hanging out the side. Give him one of those. It's not even that, too. You've got to have some micsmanship, I feel like. You've got to be able to work the mic. When we watched PBR, when we went to that PBR on that rodeo clown,

he was working the crowd. There's more than just doing all that, which I think you would be solid at. You're solid until you get whacked. That's positive vibes, and I fucking love solid yeah you're solid you get run over by a fucking bull and you're like I'm never doing they do they do all that you see that shit I think they play cart they set up like a poker table in the middle and you have to just sit there last man standing it's called dog I think it's called oh yeah you just get clipped like I'm out and then there's one asshole left remember when when fights... Make a lot of money doing that. In the middle of dinner.

Were you guys still there? Who all left that time at Vermont? We're literally in the middle of a conversation. He goes, I think we'll take the check. Everybody kind of stops and looks at fights like, are you good, bro? The answer to that was no. He's like, let's get back to the cabin. He goes, let's get back to the cabin He goes let's get back

To the farm We'll have good vibes The fire He goes back And tries to go to bed It was just us But he was like He was vibing

And then all of a sudden We're in the middle of We're talking history We're talking just a lot of stuff And he just goes We'll take the check please Everyone's like middle Like what happened

He goes The sooner we get back To the farm The sooner we can get Around goes, the sooner we get back to the farm, the sooner we can get it around the fire, the fire. We get back to the KFC. We get back to the farm. He's trying to sneak to go to bed. And then I grab him like, hey, what happened?

I hand him the Whistlepig 10 or 12, whichever one's your favorite. I think it's a 12, right? 12, yeah, yeah. And then all of a sudden, he gets to another. And then that's when the video gets created. He's just like dead on the ground. I said this recently about him. He'll get hammered, and then he will last longer.

The amount of time he can stay full-blown hammered is nuts. He bet $1,000 that he would beat us in darts. So blacked out. He was blacked out. And I was literally like, are you hustling us? I go, are you that? You did us? I go are you that you did I go are you that good to where you can play like this?

He's like bro give me the fucking darts he goes he goes he puts it on his hand he goes he goes shake my fucking hand I'm good for it

I go and I'm thinking like he might be good he shakes my hand I give him the three darts he just tosses them and they just hit the wall and then he goes fucking throw them

he ends up passing on the couch we end up playing and I'm like we're like he lost next day he's on his and then he goes fucking throwing he ends up passing on the couch we end up playing i'm like we're like he lost next day he's on his way home he goes hey send me your venmo so i can pay you for the loss of the dog boy move right there there he is he literally that's how he said it give me the fucking dog she's like shake my hand pussy just throws him at the wall they just just hit the wall. I'm like, are you being serious? He goes, your fucking turn. I'm like, we're going to wash you, bro.

See what you got, bitch. Last episode, we were talking about his tell, because he can consume so much. But you know once you're there when he does this. Yeah. He texts like this, and he goes like. I can't see it. He'll be like. Yeah, I've see it be like this too like if you're

at dinner he'll be on the phone and they'll say there's like chips and dip he'll be like looking for the chips but he'll get damn when you were like falling asleep like dude that was the best that was zombie but he'll get to that level and I'll be like oh shit we're going to take him home early or something Nick you know

and then he'll be that way for 12 more hours it's a gift and then I have to tap out I'm like he beat he beat me he beat him he beat like

you know he'll be last man standing when everyone thought he was going to be the first man out he makes you want to sober up though you see how bad he is and you're like I don't want to be there I don't want to be The first man out He makes you want to Sober up though You see how bad he is

And you're like I don't want to be there I don't want to go I don't want to go They're a scared street You don't want to go To those walls Literally the boys

Are standing over And playing pool He's just passed out Face down The greatest of all time I would put you up there With like pound for pound At least you know

Andre the Giant Should of course But like pound for pound The greatest consumer You know, Andre the Giant should, of course, but like pound for pound. The greatest consumer, you know, of things, of substances in the world. Of food too? Of all of it. Things that you put into your body. You look great.

I had three meals last night between 11 p.m. and 1 a.m. Three like orders. Three separate orders. What were they? So we actually were just talking about this. So I got home. I took the train back from Massachusetts last night. First thing I do when I get back is I live above a bodega.

So I pop into the bodega, get a Mexican sensation sandwich. It was like Chipotle chicken, Chipotle mayo on a hero. So a sub of that. Plus sour sticks, an Oreo. What's a sour stick? Like a sour rope. Oh, okay. Got you, got you. An Oreo ice cream bar.

Are you drunk or something? No, no, I'm sober. What a combination. A Mexican, like a Chipotle sandwich, a sour straw, and an Oreo milkshake? He got really off the most. I like the hammer. The hammer is super high. Then he gets high after that.

So then he needs another meal. I also got Doritos and Spicy Nachos in the purple bag. That's meal one. So I whacked that, and then I was like, I'm going to smoke a little bit. Smoked, and before I even finished a joint, was like, all right, I'm going to dial some Wendy's. And then Wendy's gets there. I just did two Frosties and a Spicy Chicken Sandwich. Two Frosties?

Two Frosties? Marches, baby. Let's fucking go, dude. And then whacked that quick and then took like a 15 minute nap. Woke up hungry. I was like, damn. I might want some Chinese food. So I ordered like a spicy Szechuan chicken and shrimp

and like some kind of like a fried dumpling. Bro, and to me like Chinese food's like I'll'll eat half now, half tomorrow. There's fucking massive portions. Dude put down all of it. Took her down, no problem. He said I took a 15-minute nap at 12 at midnight. That's called going to sleep.

What are your sleep patterns like? Do you even get sleep? I woke up at 5 o'clock this morning. I had to shit my brains out. Let me explain. Your boy had a lot of dairy and Chinese last night. Let me give you an overview on John's sleeping habits. That's incredible.

This summer, his air conditioner broke. Just spent the whole summer on the couch in his own apartment. Never fixed the air conditioning in his bedroom. Buddy, you're a survivor. You're a fucking survivor. I am a fucking cockroach. I'm what you're saying. You'll be here forever. I'd be a great homeless person. I'm like, I don't give a shit. I, you're a survivor. You're a fucking survivor. I am a fucking cockroach. I'm what you're saying. I'll be here forever.

I'd be a great homeless person. I'm like, I don't give a shit. I'll just roll with it. The best homeless man in the world. He has no self-respect or dignity. He also just recently fell asleep with ice cream in his bed that he was eating with a fork. To the point...

Get the picture up. That's a tough thing to hear. The ice cream is just like a river of chocolate on his sheets. It's a bucket. Where he also – his sheets have pockets on the side. That's where he puts like a pen, his candy, and like his phone in there. That's like his little cubby. So he just pulls those out.

So he eats the ice cream. It melts everywhere. And – Oh, my God. pulls those out. So he eats the ice cream. It melts everywhere. And... And... And then you slept on top of that or something, right? No, I left it there for like two days. Those sheets are not clean. They're covered

in ice cream. These sheets are clean. Oh, okay, yeah. I guess so. Yeah, that's a cozy thing. You spent a lot of hours in there. Yeah, exactly. You want to know what? Bro, I need... So that bed that's a cozy bed. It's like, oh, this is... You spent a lot of hours in there. Yeah, exactly. You want to know what? Bro, I need...

So that bed's only a year and a half old. I need a new one because I've broken it in so bad. Atta boy. That, like, it's like... Bro, like, I almost sleep in a cocoon now. It, like, holds you up? It's so... It's so indented for me.

That's college shit, bro. That is college. I was just going to say that. That's fat shit is what it is. He's been in it for a year He's fucking Buddy all the things You've just said

And explained to us In the last three minutes I'm literally thinking Like this man should be a house Like whatever Your metabolism Must be insane It's incredible

Are you still hitting The 15-20 minutes workout Yeah I was going to say The other thing about him though Is like we were on the road recently And he gets up every morning To work out

Like no matter what So there's the other side of it I agree he was jump roping in Vermont yeah made me feel shitty

I was like fuck he always finds the hotel gym it's rather impressive it's kind of annoying to be honest it seems like fights would be

the wrong person for me to hang out with at night time yeah you're a snacker Taylor tries to stop me and I'm like hey this is my time you gotta let this happen you're trying to learn the hard way dude we were in uh yeah we were in michigan for the michigan nebraska game the bus and bull yeah and we get home we're a little drunk a couple of things we're sitting there and he's just rummaging through like the hotel snack bar like a fucking

raccoon right it's like s'more pop tarts. Yeah, I do that too, man. Those things are expired. There's no way they're still good. In a hotel? In a hotel. And I'm like, Will, just put them down.

And I'm literally telling him over and over, he grabs me, he's like, I'm gonna eat these. I'm gonna eat these. That's the old like, I understand your input.

Yeah. Thank you. You shut it. He told me to fuck off and I said fuck off. And literally I went upstairs, I ate them And when I got done eating them

I was like I could make myself throw up I feel just I feel full Because we had already Had a big dinner Yeah And for whatever reason

I had to have those Pop-Tarts They didn't hit the well What's your favorite Pop-Tart? But you know you're still gonna You're gonna eat it You're gonna continue To take bites You're like oh that bite

Wasn't that good Let me give it another chance Wasn't that good Let me give it another chance And then I also know I'm gonna get in the middle Let bite wasn't that good. Let me give it another chance. And then I also know the last one, I'm also like, this has two more bites and it's going to send me over the edge. This last bite will make my stomach hurt.

This will be a disaster. Do whatever you fucking want. Brown cinnamon sugar. That is the correct answer, sir. And I feel like brown sugar cinnamon has brown sugar cinnamon. Really? Yeah, you almost had money growing up.

That's crazy. You know what I used to do as a kid? I would open up the fucking Pop-Tarts, put them on a plate, and put powdered sugar on top of them. Oh, wow. There's not enough fucking sugar in it yet. I would add sugar to my frosted flakes. Yeah, I did that too. Oh, to the frosted.

Because I used to have corn flakes to make them like frosted. But you did double. No, I doubled down. You can go sugaring on basically any cereal besides a chocolate cereal. How that is that you were just talking how one more bite, one more bite. Well, if this is going to hit, ice cream is for me. If I could eat a gallon of ice cream, no problem. I just discovered ice cream.

You just discovered ice cream? I was never an ice cream guy, bro. Let's reel that in. You need to explain cream guy, bro. Let's reel that in. You need to explain that a little bit. Let's do that again. Bro, everything you guys are talking about, when it comes to, like he does sour shit and chips. I do pop tarts. I do pastries.

I do brownies. I do cookies. I do chocolate donuts. That is my area. Brother, next time you come to Nashville, do not. I'm not even going to tell you where to go, but you just got to come with you just got out We got some you know, what do you mean? He doesn't have to be a national go to Dairy Queen On his pastry love like I want to get

But Dairy Queen So this happened. I got frozen yogurt for the first time ever. Girl, I was with wanted frozen yogurt. So I was like, let me try this, right? And I got caramel flavored ice cream on the frozen yogurt with a bunch of cheesecake bites and a bunch of like graham crack or whatever it was. I ended up making this caramel concoction. And I was like, this kind of hits. and I always thought that frozen yogurt kind of sucks right

so I eat that I was like this is alright so I ended up I try to try to remake that find that again I got Haagen-Dazs caramel cone big caramel guy over chocolate huh bro not even I don't know just with this one I eat one pint minimum every single night and I've done that for... How long have I been talking about this? A long time. Bro. Yes, sir.

I got to start taking... He's back. Dude, he's back. I don't know if you know when Rob McElhaney for Always Sunny, when he put on all that weight, what he would do is before he went to bed, he would put out a gallon of ice cream on the counter, and when he woke up, he would just whack that. Gotta let it melt. I put mine in the microwave for 30 seconds.

But he's been around, walking around the studio, just drinking a pint of ice cream. And when he woke up, he would just whack me. Gotta let it melt. I put mine in the microwave for 30 seconds. But he's been around, walking around the studio, just drinking a pint of ice cream. Well, at the very end, I drank the last little bit. I don't drink. I eat it, and then there's a little bit more at the end, and I drink it. You gotta get it all. Bro, I cannot stop myself. I feel like it's an addiction. I go to the store, and I find that they have it.

I'll buy eight at a time. That's ice cream, bro. I'm like, I gotta have it, because other people are gonna buy it. And I'm like, I'm not gonna have my I find that they have it. I'll buy like eight at a time. That's ice cream, brother. I'm like, I got to have it because other people are going to buy it. I'm not going to have my fix. I need my fix. So right now I just have my freezer stocked with fucking caramel cone Haagen-Dazs. Hook your boy up. Send it.

How much do I have to talk about this before you guys will send me something? Brother. I can't stop though. It's a problem. That's ice cream, but I still want to figure out how have you not found ice cream until... That explains some haters. I like cookie dough. it's a problem. Are you a... That's ice cream, but I still want to figure out how have you not found ice cream until... No. That explains some haters. I like cookie dough,

but like, I don't know. Most of it doesn't really get me going as much. Well, now I think you're finding out that it does get you going. Yeah, but again,

but also like, you could give me some of these other, you know, fish food and these things. Sure. A little fish food slime. Don't you like the pints?

Uh-oh. Gooey Butter Cake from Jenny's-oh. Gooey Butter Cake from Jenny's. Okay. Gooey Butter Cake Ice Cream. Jenny's Ice Cream. Is that a brand or a... Jenny's is a brand.

I don't think Jenny's is here. I was going to say, I've never seen that. That's like a Nashville When I go to like... Really? Bro, when I go to the store, we're talking like

Haagen-Dazs and... Can I give you a recommendation? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's got to be like Cold Stone Creamery. Okay, yeah. Cold Stone's great. Birthday Cake Remix. I'm not a cake... See, I'm more of a chocolate tier. and shit yeah yeah yeah but it's got to be like cold stone creamery okay cold sounds great birthday

cake remix i'm not a cake see i i'm telling you i'm more of a chocolatier caramel kind of guy yeah i'm a caramel guy yeah i'm a caramel over chocolate 10 times out of 10. and this is obviously not that 10. the birthday cake remix buddy just go get it yeah get you a like it okay and then eventually you're going to be smacking but cold stone you have to go there right you can't buy that no you can do Uber Eats or whatever they're saying. No, but I'm saying, like, can you buy – like, it has to be made in the spot, right? That's a good question. Like, it's made to order.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think Cold Stone – They sell pints. They do now? Yeah, we did that in college. But you have to go to – can they get it at the grocery store is what I'm saying. Oh, I don't know about that. You have to go to a Cold Stone and get it.

Jenny's might be at Target, too. Is Jenny's here? At Target? That's what – the first thing that popped up was Jenny's is at Target. Jenny's here. Oh, they don't know about that. We have to go to a Cold Stone and get it. Jenny's might be at Target, too. Is Jenny's here? At Target? That's what the first thing that popped up was Jenny's is at Target. Jenny's here. Oh, they do? Okay. Jenny's, Louie Buttercake Ice Cream.

Please just write. Matter of fact, I'll Uber Eats it to your place. I'll do that. I did that for Brian Urlacher because I believe that much. Okay. I would love that. That's a nice little name drop. Yeah.

You know, me and Brian. I've always said Brian. Oh, you know Brian Urlacher. I don't think we need that. know Brian We I don't think we I don't think we Have a linebacker Yeah yeah A white linebacker

Just culture It's a fraternity I think we talked about it On the air But we had our own ice cream Right in Iraq And it got It got nixed

No We had So no free shots To the brand Or we talked about the brand It didn't happen Because you know You just became an ice cream guy

Well so You'd be living a fake life This is the thing So it's actually But oh it didn't happen because you just became an ice cream guy. You've been living a fake life. This is the thing. So it's actually – But we got to make it. Again, same way we did the whiskey. We had – That must have been a fat weekend.

We had – They kept coming in with samples and they'd be like, take a bite. And I was like – We took like the little cups. Dude, they were so good. Hammered. They were legitimately fucking – They were going to be delicious.

Two bars full of ice creams? Yeah. They were like – They were all really fucking good. They were legitimately fucking, they were going to be delicious. Two bars full of ice cream? Yeah. They were all really good. They were all really, really quality. And I don't know what happened on the business side. You know what I did? When you eat cookie dough ice cream and there's not enough cookie dough, we just doubled the cookie dough. Simple solution. I was like, how come you guys just

don't have that much cookie dough in it? There's always not enough. And they were like, it's just a business thing. It's dollars and cents how much it costs. I was like, I don't know. Make it cost more. And just give me more fucking. So it was just double the cookie dough. We did a espresso flavored with, like, something crumbly in it.

Waffle cone chunks. No, that was a different one, though. Oh. That was a different one. Or was it pretzel chunks? Pretzel. It was something salty and sweet. No, it was Eggo waffle chunks.

Yeah, we did it. We did an Eggo butter, like, a buttery waffle one. We was a different one. Was it pretzel chunks? Pretzel. It was something salty. It was Eggo waffle chunks. Yeah, we did it. We did an Eggo butter, like a buttery waffle one. We did an espresso one. We did the cookie dough one. They were all, I think they were going to like legitimately be like, there would be people out there who would be like, this is my new favorite ice cream. And we just couldn't,

we got to revive that somehow. The business side, it all fell. I don't know what it was. You're reviving it right now as you're speaking. We had the, yeah, maybe. We had the packaging. We had all that. Hey. I got you.

I got you. Dairy Queen, cookie dough blizzard. That is a fucking hitter, dude. You're welcome. You are welcome. He thought we were, like, saying something like, I recommend this. What did you say?

Dairy Queen? What? You have a mic right in front of you. Tell him. Fucking tell him. Dude. I'll tell you what, dude. You can't beat the soft serve ice cream.

That Dairy Queen. You eat all this shit, like, in season, out of season, all the season all the time never like out of season you have to worry about this will and i when we first met in 2018 at the titans we would have like uh i don't know if it was like a mental health day or what it was but we would get to my house just hammer it but it'd be Chinese hey we'd have an off day it'd be an off day the next day so we so mondays so it'd be mondays tuesdays are usually your universal off day and we would do like pizza chinese food ice cream we got to finish it and the boys would just sit there. Oh, that's gotta be the best.

Either play video games or we'd watch TV, like watch a movie, especially during Halloween, like spooktober season. Yeah, you go to that. Put on a scary movie. Ah! As the movie goes,

we get a little closer and closer, making sure we're both safe. Yeah. That food was the only thing not safe for that whole entire time. It was amazing. Those were good times, bro. I feel like it was the best.

Because we were kind of bill buddies but we'd give ourselves one day out of the week where it's like yo I'm coming over Taylor would see me on his camera

coming into his house remember I'd pull up and he'd see me like jogging trotting I was so excited that's the cutest fucking thing

I've ever heard in my life we would sit down for the first 20 minutes before we even like talked had any sort of what are we going to do tonight vibe

we would figure out what are we going to do tonight vibe? We would figure out what do we order? Yes. And then when you have everything else, it'll sort itself out, dude. You get, okay, put that there and that there, and we're going to share this. I think that versus getting a bunch of booze or partying or whatever, getting your food, having a food night to me is like- With your friends like potential board games video games and play i know i know a guy uh well i guess he's my uh ex-brother-in-law

he and his friends had what they call la fiesta and they got to like la fiesta 18 they did it for like 18 years in a row it started when they were like kids and i and they he's like 35 now last i heard of it was was when he was like 30. It's just like him and the boys get just a preposterous fiesta. You order McDonald's, you order Wendy's, I order this, you order that, some home cook stuff, some whatever. And they just have

eat until you basically die and fall into a coma. But every year they circle on the calendar, La Fiesta, and they're just like it's almost La Fiesta time. It's like Thanksgiving, right? Yeah. Two days before, you're like, I'm not eating because I know it's coming.

Thanksgiving with no family, just the boys, the gross shit. You don't have to eat any fancy stuff. We're not doing casseroles. It's just garbage food. In La Fiesta, I know you like that. You like the Hispanic traditional. Yeah, give it a little flair. I found out this weekend I'm Saudi.

What? Saudi. What? Arabian? Yeah. I didn't know if you were. I didn't do it. Someone in my family did it.

I found out. You know we're 3% Saudi Arabian? Three? That's a lot. I was like, really? That's a lot, dude. I think I could be misspeaking. Because I think I had.

It was something low. I didn't realize that was a lot. So maybe it's lower than that. I think mine said that. But it wasn't one of those like 0.0%. Yeah, I think that's a lot. Yeah? I had in my father's, it was just like.

There was. Yeah, you guys. Brother. That one sucked because it was the Irish. That was the 97% Irish that took over. Imagine this guy going to Saudi Arabia and be like, please, I'm one of you guys. They would chop your hand off. So fucking fast, man.

Did you see the fucking dude going nuts at the World Cup? I tweeted a video of him. He's in the Ghana fan section. Oh, the white guy. Just going fucking fast. He must have been like an albino or something. And then I Googled. It was so shocking.

I'm like, whoa, that guy's in the Ghana section. And I Googled it in ghana is 0.064 percent white so he's him he's the one right there he's the white population i uh my family thing said uh my dad got it done and it said basically that there was like a asian person in there like a chinese person i believe it was it was not a percentage it was just like somewhere along the way one person from Asia was in your family. Like a distant aunt might have hooked up with somebody.

But I was like, alright. It was that, and I think I want to say something in Africa too. So I was like, I've got my bases covered. I can make all the jokes I want now. All the jokes. Trust me. Look at the paperwork. I got it right here. I like what you're going to call it. I forget, Bryan Cranston's character in Seinfeld.

He becomes Jewish just for the jokes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Convert. And they're like, does this offend you as a Jew to Jerry? And he's like, no, it offends me as a comedian. Yeah, I think I found out we're more German than we thought. We always thought we were like a pretty heavy Irish family and we're a little more German than...

What are you guys? I'm Milan. I'm more German. LeJuan is Polish. Polish? It used to be Lewandowski, and then they came to America and shut it down. That sucks because that's a better name than LeJuan.

I know. Oh, you think so? Yeah. I think Lewandowski sounds cooler, but if I'm playing in my head like football at the back of the jersey, that's a lot of writing. Oh, that's true.

But I also think... Okay, so I think... Lewandowski? Lewandowski. Lewandowski. I think that sounds like badass on the football field, but Taylor LeJuan sounds like a fucking... Accountant.

Taylor Curtis LeJuan. I think Taylor LeJuan sounds like you're like a Parisian fucking fashion guy or something like Taylor LeJuan. Oh. Look at Taylor LeJuan's spring collection in 2023. Oh, that's a nice deal. I think it sounds like Pedro Pascal in Thrones. Yes, you got like a flair about you.

What was his name? The Viper. The Red Viper. Yeah, the Viper. Think about this, though. Think about when you're doing the scouting report. You know how everybody breaks down the depth chart when you're going into a week. If someone's like, you know they got Lewandowski at left tackle.

You're thinking, oh, Lewandowski. That's a big boy. That guy eats ice cream for fucking breakfast, lunch, and dinner. This guy's going to Levin Dow, that's a big boy. That guy eats ice cream for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. This guy's going to be a problem. That's a good poll. I like that.

What are you? Just a mutt? Yeah, I mean, like German, maybe a little bit Dutch, American. Yeah, just like a good old European

white mutt. Dutch, American. That's the Bonterran you speak of. Dutch, American, American, Dutch, German. I think I'm mostly German. I am mostly German. I think I'm mostly Irish. That's the Bonteran you speak Dutch American American Dutch German I think I'm mostly German

I'm mostly I am mostly German I think I'm mostly Irish I'm like Irish The blonde hair blue eyes Mexican You need a little If you can cut the Irish

We're a good looking people When you're 100% Irish I think you're gross But you sprinkle in 97% Yeah Hey I literally just Glanzo bites like

I'm like Saudi baby I can't believe You're Middle Eastern This is crazy That's hilarious That is a My mom's maiden name

Was Scholten So that's Scholten So you are Yeah that is some I think I'm like 50% maybe What's the other side Of your family's name

Riley Yeah okay yeah Irish We were Rice and Clancy So not much doing there Except for that one Asian guy That my dad fucked My mom fucked What a fucking last name Don't worry No one else got it So not much doing there except for that one Asian guy that my dad

One Asian got my dad fucked instead of my mom We're also point-percent gay whatever I don't I don't like that stuff that That just scares me, though. Gay stuff? I thought he said something gay. I'm with you, Kevin. I don't like that stuff. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Brother, I heard what he was talking about before you came in here. No, we are not afraid of the gay stuff. The DNA stuff, giving your DNA to these companies, I feel like is a weird move, man. They're using it to-

Dude, that's your MAGA hat, dude. Don't worry about that. Here's the deal. They listen to us on the phones. Yeah, man. They're using it to... Dude, that's your MAGA hat, dude. Don't worry about that. Here's the deal. They listen to us on the phones. Yeah, man. They got it all. The DNA, they're searching us. They can do all the face recognition stuff. They're taking our fingerprints. That didn't bother me one bit. They got it if they needed it. The DNA, man.

I'm going to just sprinkle a little Will Compton on that crime scene and I'll see you later, man. If that's what they want. We've all seen the movie Eagle Eye. Yeah, right? Do it if they want to. Do it in a heartbeat. That is right. When people,

I remember when the vaccines first came out and it was like, whoa, they're going to put microchips in. Dude, I carry my microchip with me everywhere. Yeah, they're already doing it.

I'm good. They don't need to fucking get me. They got me. They already got me. It's over. The vaccine thing got hairy for a while with a lot of people. Me, I was like,

I just don't want to get something in my body. But I was also like, whatever. If we have to get it, I'll just get it. I'm just kidding. It's New York. I got it. I got it. I got my papers.

I got my papers. I got zero boosters today. Got COVID three times, though. You got it three times? I got it twice, though. I was going to say, twice? I got it twice though I was going to say twice I got it twice and also I get sick once a month So I probably run up the score

Or Kovac ran up the score on me Kovac caught me in a bad spot about four or five times But when you live my lifestyle You don't know what it is You're like I feel terrible today Could be because of what I drank last night He says I got food poisoning It's not food poisoning.

It's like you're poisoning your body with food. Food poisoning happens like once a lifetime. You eat some bad shit at a fucking restaurant. This is just your disgusting dumpster. You get sick because you are a guy. I'm blowing shots at him as he's now looking at me. Is that even shots? He knows it.

I'm blown away by the shots you take, but you don't look that unhealthy. You know what I'm saying? I'll shots you take, but you don't look that unhealthy. You know what I'm saying? I'll tell you what, that snuck in there. That put a lot of weight in that sentence. You know what I'm saying?

That was worth helping. No, no. All the things you were saying, how your last night went with all that food and a 15-minute nap at midnight. We should unpack that later. But like, all that.

And it's like, you thinking this guy would be a fucking blip. Like, my 500-pound life or 1,000-pound life. You ain't that later. But like all that. And it's like, you thinking this guy would be a fucking blip like my 500 pound life or 1,000 pound life. You ain't like that. Nah, nah, nah, nah. We're all right.

He'd write in the eyes that you're a dumpster and it's not as bad as you're not that unhealthy. You don't look that bad. I'm playing off a dumpster comment. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

When this conversation started, we was, you look great. And I was like, you don't look that unhealthy. By the time we get to the end of this, Taylor's going gonna start speaking the truth hey we gotta talk we cut the mics off for a second you gotta get your life together that's that's that's the one thing that that did get you going that one time your friend checked you at the beach right no we weren't at the beach it was was actually real white trash. It was like, this was like,

I had just gotten like dumped. I thought some of us were shirts off. That's why. We were in our backyard in beach chairs. Oh, just trash, okay. Yeah, we were just sitting on grass in beach chairs. And I had just like gotten like dumped for like the first time for real.

I was like 21, probably something like that. Like an actual girlfriend, girlfriend kind of deal. And I let myself go for a few months. And I'm sitting on a lawn chair in my backyard with my buddy who's in great shape, and I'm wearing sweatpants in the summer, and I got those rolled up, which is like, again, just garbage looking,

but I got no shirt on and everything's just spilling everywhere, and he just hits me and goes, hey, just let me know when enough's enough. That's a good friend. That's a good friend. I'll tell you. That's a good friend. You need more people like that to be like, hey, man, this is not good.

Things are tough right now. Yeah, I can tell. We can all see it. Yeah, we're not, you know, we're aware. We're just not saying anything. I'm going to tell you. You got to be that friend. Speaking of getting dumped or ex-girlfriends or anything like that,

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I feel like in case it comes up, I have to warn you. Oh, no. I've slid into Taylor's DMs before. Oh! The pre-answer. You're dating her now? What's up? No, no, no, no.

Did you ever see what it was? I never saw what it was. Did she ever tell you what it was? She said she saw you had a wife. Hey, what else does he receive? He never replied. Yes, that makes me look so much cooler than I am. What the fuck?

No. Now, now, now. We're the Eskimo brothers, dude. Wait, now maybe would that message still be in there? I think she said when she saw you had a wife, I think she said she pulled it back. Not on my fucking phone. But maybe not. Oh, you fucking did Uber.

I'm going to go check the YouTube. You should definitely go check the YouTube. That would be Not amazing If those are still in there Hey babe I get like 95% Dudes are transgender Dude how do you

Lose your phone Yeah Nowadays Like you know Well I guess I'm Not the right person To talk about that

Yeah I'm definitely Not the right person to talk about that. I lose my phone all the time. Really? Bro. But is it because you're fucked up? Yeah. Well, here's the deal. I lose it, but find it all the time.

Like, in my apartment, I lose it all the time. And I have to, like, go. It actually really sucks because I don't have, I don't live with anyone. So, like, I got no help. Right, right, right. Hey, I need you to call me. I need you to call my phone So I just have to

Fucking find my phone By myself And it fucking I guess I would be Just I'll leave it on top of my phone I don't know how You would leave it

In an Uber Like when you get out You like look for everything And if you left it in an Uber I don't see how you wouldn't know that Within probably five minutes Two seconds Not like we go in the Yak

We're in there for an hour And then we're coming in here like Hey my phone might be in the Yak. You know what, though? It might be in the Uber. I wish I was one of those people, though. I wish I could be like, where's my phone? I don't even know, man.

Got it. Yes. Yeah. Okay. Whisper the name or, yeah, you pull it up. All right. Hey, guys, everything I just said, we just take that all back. How do you lose your phone?

No, not really. I wish I could be one of those people. My wife is like that. She's like? No, not really. I wish I could be one of those people. My wife is like that. She's like, oh, my phone. She'll lose her, not like lose it, but she won't remember where she placed it. Yeah. In the house. And then, but so she'll go like, you know.

Right, she'll be messing with the baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She'll go, oh, where did I leave it? I wish. Instead, I'm like, where's my phone? I know. At all times. Like, oh, I'm going to take a piss.

Let me grab that real quick. She follow me? She follows you. I don't know how to check DMs, but that. All right. You know how to check. Open up. No, no, no.

You can hit message and then you'll see. Yeah, but she's private. Oh, that's a buzzkill. Not like savvy. Because I think if it's. Why does your profile pick a letter? You know what I mean? Yeah.

Yeah, that's all If your profile Picks a letter That's not gonna get Your DMs read Here let me see that I'll figure out a way You gotta like

Follow back or whatever Oh buddy Should I follow her right now? I think if you follow her You'll be able to see it No I'm still requested now So she has to confirm you Yeah if my wife is watching

This is for science. Man, that would be so funny. That's so hilarious. It feels good though, right? You got it, man. Oh, no, that's a great feeling because honestly, I see my DMs all the time and it's hilarious. There's been the handful of times that I'll just get some unsolicited nudes from some people. And I'll always show my wife because I'm like, hey, this is on my phone.

I was letting you know this is there. Does that work though or does that just rile her up more? No, she's very not like that. She's super cool with that kind of stuff. But this Asian chick or dude. Yeah, it was actually Charles. Sent me a picture of her boobs one time. I showed my wife. I was like, hey, just let you know this is on here.

And then they sent another photo because I opened it up. And this is before you could accept or not. It was before that upgrade or whatever. And they sent another photo. And I clicked on it. And it was a full body. And she had a penis. Yeah.

And I'm like, I go, hey, it was a healthy looking one too. It was one you look at and go, oh, my God. That's kind of, that's a nice deal for them, you know? We've heard heavy and healthy. Today, the two terms. So you can see where I'm going. Heavy, healthy, handsome, dude. The rule of three.

So I show my wife. She goes, you know people can see when you've read that. So I had to tell them, hey, fuck off. I'm not into dudes. It was like a whole deal. You and your dick. Get out of here. Get that out of here. Just get you and your dick get that out of here

solid piece not my style yes solid piece you say solid piece not my style send it and then send another one solid piece but again not my style just letting you know just letting you know i'm just being polite but it's not my style all right right, hold on. I'm on my DMs now. Put her name back in there, and we'll search it. I think she still would have to have accepted you. Really? No. No?

You know about sliding them things, huh? No, I know from checking our DMs. It would be under the request. No, she pulled it. Oh, wait. It says accept message request. Okay. This is the moment. This pull the weight it says accept message request okay no moment oh yeah moment moment of truth hit that accept button brother I don't think there's anything there because small step for man primary

oh there's nothing now she's in my DMs for her for the rest of the day and then we'll She's not a very active social media user so I would guess she's not going to Hey, if you see her and you talk to her do you guys have a good friendship or relationship anymore? Okay, so just let her know I said thank you Let her know I was like, hey, I really do appreciate that

Are you good enough to where you could take a picture of Taylor right now and text it to her? I don't look. You look good. Thanks, bud. Send this in your DMs. I look this wild, too. Dude, that is a moment, though. Who's the last guy on earth you want your girl to say,

hey, just going to get this out in the open. Prior to you, I was in this guy's DM. Will Compton. You're saying your girl saying I was? Yeah. Oh, shit. Mike Campanaro. And then you know that they hooked up with him?

Yeah, I mean, yeah. You'd assume that that means that some things went further than just the DMs, right? Right, then it's like, hey. If you told me you – I used to hang out with so-and-so. Yeah, that's one thing. If you told me –s. Right, then it's like, hey. If you told me you... I used to hang out with so-and-so. Yeah, that's one thing. If you told me... Yeah.

Right, dude? You hear, hey, I used to hang out with Tyrone. You'd be like, no, dude. Come on, man. That's what I said about this other... But no, what's worse though? What if your girl told you, like, nothing did happen,

but I slid into, like, Dennis Rodman's DMs? It's like, you wanted to fuck him? Yeah, nothing happened, but it's like, you wanted to. You would have if it was there. I don't think I really have a problem with that. I think that's almost worse. If it was someone I knew. I would rather have him.

Before you? Before you? Before you? I would rather someone fully hook up with Taylor than tell me they wanted to and pursued to try to fuck a crazy weird person. That's what you're saying, though. Taylor. I'm okay. He's not that weird. Not your boy.

I do some weird stuff now. I know. I know. I'll try anything twice. You turn them out, huh? I'll say this. When I heard you didn't reply to the DM, I was almost like, what the fuck? I was like, what?

You're not good enough? You're not good enough for Taylor Wong? I'm missing something. How long ago was this? I would guess it was probably like six years ago. I was right before I met Talyn. Could have been. Ships in the night.

I'm really trying to think of the person. You know what I'm saying, though? If my girl told me that she was going after an animal. Bro, I don't know about Kevin now. My answer is fucking Kevin. Honestly, I think it hurts more when you're in high school. Oh, definitely. When you're in college, oh definitely college hurts bad dude I dated a girl

I dated a girl in college and I was like legit we were like boyfriend and girlfriend and then a DB on our team

was like oh you date so and so I was like yeah he goes she used to take my trash out for me I was like what does that mean

he goes well you know what that means I was like bro when you told me? He goes, well, you know what that means. I was like, bro. When you told me that story, like a piece of me died. Like for all mankind. Like took my trash out. Oh, God.

I like yelled at her. I got mad at her about it too. I would rather. We don't take this trash out. She didn't do anything wrong. I was like, why the fuck? I would rather him be like, I fucking railed that girl. Then be like, I took my trash out.

Oh, God. Like she was just doing stuff for him. I think it always kind of hurts. But you just get old enough to be like i fucking railed that girl then be like i took my trash out oh god like she was just doing stuff i think it always kind of hurts but you just get old enough to be like like i don't ever want to hear it um i i can admit that i'm never like completely above it where it's like if you tell me some stories about some things that went on i don't even flinch but i'm just old enough now to be like that's how it goes but when you're like correct when you're i remember the girl i was dating in college. It was understood that we both had one boyfriend and girlfriend in high school. And that was the only person that we had slept with.

And then she said something one time that made it sound like there was someone else. Just one more person it would have been. And I was quiet the rest of the night. And I was like, oh my God, I'm freaking out. And she said at the end, she was like, no, no, no. I just misunderstood what she said. And I was like, no like i just misunderstood what she said and i was like what who cares i guess and technically that would be double you know yeah that would be the equivalent of being like you said that you had sex with like 50 guys and it was actually a hundred you went from one to two it's fucking you know 100 bump there you think

there's a difference between 50 and 100? Absolutely. There's 50 different people. It's twice as much, man. You've got a body count. Where's the number where you don't care anymore? I don't know. I don't know. I guess I'd have to really sit and think about that. Her reply was, no comment. Still got it.

Still got it. Shout out my parents. Dude, I think it's such a double standard Oh yeah of course For us it's like The more we're Hooking up with girls Like hey good for you Of course

But if a girl hits that 10 mark You're like damn Depends what age too Like if you're in high school You can be Yes If you're in high school You hit 10

You got problems You got fucking problems There's 200 kids at the school it's crazy you're fucking a huge percent of our life of our like whole neighborhood you know but yeah i mean if you if you're single for like a few years as an adult and you hook up with like one person a month it's not crazy that's you know and your number will get up there bro you're doing if you're doing one person a month as a's not crazy. And your number will get up there. If you're doing one person a month as a regular person, you got fucking

game. No, I'm talking about the girl. Oh, as a girl. Let's say you're a girl and let's say you're single. You got fucking game. What a month. Bro, if you're just fucking clocking in, clocking out at Deloitte and you're showing up and you're going out. I remember being like, if I fucked a girl a month, I was thrilled.

That's an impressive number. You guys are fucking football players. I was going out. Yeah, I remember being like, if I fucked a girl a month, I was thrilled. That's an impressive number. You guys are fucking football players. We never know. I wasn't going to say that. I was going to talk about our boy. We're not going to say his name. Yeah. But our boy is like,

we were on the phone and he's like, comp man. He's out in New York. And you know how he talks. I know, dude. And comp man, hey. Say his name,

we'll bleep it out. Because I got to know who. Would we know who it is? I've said his name already on the show. So we got to bleep it out no matter what. We got to bleep it out. Because I got to know who. Would we know who it is? I've said his name already on the show. So we got to bleep it out no matter what. You got to bleep it out no matter what. We'll bleep his name out.

He's an A-com, man. Your boy. You be proud of your boy. Like, I have a roster. I'm talking Monday through Friday. Roster. So horny. This is somebody who's got.

We were talking about it one time. We were talking about him in camp. Yes. We were. Yeah. I bleep outing his name too. All names will be read. But dude, you just know got it because they just have this way about them.

Bro, I'm thankful I don't have that. If I had to f*** a chick every night, Monday through Friday, I'd be like, God damn, this is it. It's not that. It's not that because you can pick a chick. But they are. Yeah, but they are. That medical need for pussy.

He's not above, like, we'd be out eating at a brunch spot in Nashville, and he'd have his eye on some waitress, like, I've got to go say something. He'd go over there, spit something, he'd get to know me, he'd be like, I got the number. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, I'm an alien, I'm an alien, I'm an alien. But then he would then eat dinner later that night with them. There's an effort there.

You say that, but I'd be the type where if we strike up a conversation and I get a number, I might not be following through because I'm more of a homebody. I don't want to make a sucker to do it. Sometimes just getting the number is the... Well, that's old school now. People do all the... No, the number... The pursuit thing is...

Getting a number used to be cool. Because it would be. You come back to your boys like, I got her number. She's probably going to ghost me. But I had this mini accomplishment right now that made me feel good. But almost like going up to someone and being like, yo, I have a roster. I fucked this girl this day. It's like, what?

I had a kid like that. Okay, man. I went to college with a kid like that who was like so, had such a medical addiction to pussy. Just singularly focused on that and only that. That like he would be, I would, get mad at him about it. I'm like, dude, will you just stop talking about fucking chicks for, like, two minutes? Yeah. Like, I'm talking about 100%.

He was probably known as, like, our third, like, he was, like, if we had a career. When we all first met, it was the three of us. He used the career three as the three of us. Yeah, that's all he did. And we were kind of like, yo, all right, bro, we get it. Yeah, you have sex. We're the bitches. We're the bitches. Hey, man, boy, this right, bro, we get it. You get sex. We're the bitches. We're the bitches.

Hey, man, boy, this is cool, but we're those bitches. I had to go kid camp on one of those. I'm an alien. I'm an alien. I will say, you need those guys to some extent because you get the right group. Me and him, a couple guys get together. We would just sit on our ass at the bar and fucking drink and watch the game and laugh. And you need someone to be like, yo to go get laid man but then also those guys if they don't

and their night's like ruined and it's like well why can't you know what was the afternoon you're eating lunch you're just trying to hang out and you're fucking trying to bang the waitress in the bathroom it's like i was just trying to have a nice conversation with you man kid would fucking he would i remember driving around like tallahassee with him where he would be like, bro, bro, fights, fights, fights. Coming up, hot chick. Dude, fucking check her out. Check how fucking hot the chick is. And we'd pull up and I'm like, dude, there's a guy with long hair.

Just wait until you're at least – That's Charlotte Presley. Yeah. No, but yeah, those guys who like medically need it. But then they get good at it, so they do. And it's like you're a little bit jealous, but you're also like – I think you get to a point where – Like when you're with him.

We were just talking about – And then my boy – I went to high school with – And – Is like your traditionally handsome dude. Great head of hair, beautiful teeth. Has the most infectious laugh you've ever heard in your entire life. When he laughs, you're like, God.

He really does. I love him to death. You guys fuck him? And he and I would – I would. When you're pursuing – He and i would pursue like the same girl like would there be like three of us talking whatever and he would like go to the bathroom and she would be like he's so hot and you're like damn like rob really just has it like that bro he really is and he's just he's not over the top like our boy like he really is one of those dudes that's like

kind of like they come to him kind of acts like yeah acts like it doesn't even he doesn't care about he's just like yeah that's what it is like girls maybe like hey you're so hot but he'll just do his infectious laugh and be like oh cool and like zone out somewhere else and it makes them want him so much way more way more so much because the other guys we're talking about will just like batter down the door until you're like all right i'll fuck you yeah whereas you know guy like that, it's like they're chasing after you. Show her a photo. Let's get her opinion. Oh, f***.

Yeah, yeah, f***. Yeah, well, show us. I want to see it first. I want to see it first. Jack, come over here so we can see your face. Because you know, sometimes like a dude,

it's hard to be objective. It's like Jimmy Grapple. You can see, oh, that's a good looking cat. Some guys you kind of can't and then when they're walking off saying, oh, he's a smoke, you're kind of like,

oh, shit. We, at our last live show, we put up, oh that's a good looking cat some guys you kind of can't and then when they're walking off saying oh he's a smoke you're kind of like oh shit we at our at our last live show we put up did you see the the tweet going around like a couple weeks ago went viral

of uh wait let's get Jackie's reaction first alright hold on are you still my buddy from high school and this is just this is a very basic photo

there's no editing there at all but you could say traditionally very good looking dude yeah looks like he has vampire teeth basic photo. There's no editing there at all. But you could say, traditionally, very good looking dude. Yeah. Looks like he has vampire teeth. Yeah. I need to see the hair. I was going to say

the hair is key. Because if you don't have hair, it kind of ruins everything. He's a little too pretty. Right? That's a thing too. It's like you you know, you're almost So the point was, at our live show, we put up on the screen that somebody went through with one of those filters that to look like a chick So the point was At our live show We put up on the screen That somebody went through

With one of those filters That turns you into a chick Yeah Bro Yeah Oh you hear that Yeah Let's see the hair

Let me see that hair That's him in the black Oh yeah He's got this I know what he looks like I'm like let me see him Let me see him He looks like a dude

He looks like a dude on The Bachelor. Or The Bachelorette. But he doesn't have that pretentious bullshit about him. He is a star. Well, that's the best part about him. I'm going to fuck this guy. Fuck this guy. Sign note while we're still on you.

Are you still doing feet pics? Or is that... No. That's done now. She's got a sweating problem now. It's a whole thing. Oh, really? It's a whole deal?

It's a whole thing. Because I know we used to We talked about that At the live show And I outed you bad What's that I don't do pee pics anymore Okay

I'm usually like Fandom She likes the Fandom Yeah Wait a minute You're usually what Yes

Fandom What's Fandom Financial domination These guys slide into her DMs And a lot of girls And they say like I'm rich, and I want you to boss me around

and, like, demean me. And then usually it goes as far as, like, you tell me when I can spend my money. Like, it gets that deep. It'll be like... You little... It was like, don't you come, you little bitch.

Something like that. Jackie likes the power trip For sure Good for you dude Seriously that's incredible I Man I would do that shit All day long

If I was a chick I would sell my feet for sure Bro I did it once I did it once I would be an actual whore Someone slid Some dude slid in my eyes And was like

Will you be I would fuck I want this to be clear I would fuck people for money I would be a magic air seeing Some fucking Neon I'd be leaning in your car I will suck people for money. You're a magic air seeing some fucking neon.

I'd be leaning in your car. I will suck your dick for money. Smoking a cigarette. Hey, honey. How we doing? You all right? $50. I'm on my own.

Running a Black Friday scene. My own. I'm 20% off till Monday. Oh, shit. Hey, relax, buddy. Dude. That's hilarious. No, I had a dude slide in my DMs once. He was like,

will you be my fin dom? That was my first time ever hearing of it. Did you do it? And I did it as like, I was like, I was like, I was going to be funny content for the show, but also I'll make a couple bucks on the side, whatever. And I probably did it like, I don't know, for a week or something like that. And then he like sent me a picture of his dick. And he was like, he's like, can you make fun of how little this is?

And I was like, I was like, bro, bro i'll be honest you made a little too real don't trip anything bro it would have been tough if he sent you the dick and you'd be like damn it's bigger than mine yeah hey hey it was it was not it was it was like bro come on man you're like you're already down pretty bad you want me to kick you too dude like they like though it's crazy man dude i want to know who they are where are they they who is they them like that is just a i i can you know try to see the appeal in a lot of things like all right i don't like that but i can see i just don't get like like tell me what tell me i can't spend my money i guess you you're so rich that that, you know, gets you off not being able to have the money. Everybody's got their own little animalistic style.

I wish I had more fetishes. It's so bad. Which ones do you got? Well, yeah. Like I said, more implies you have a couple. No, like, really, anything. Legit, like, people are like... Besides the Dairy Queen, what else do you have?

Like, homophobia to me is ridiculous. I think it's crazy. It's, like, good for you guys. That you guys are attracted to people being homophobic. I think it's crazy. I think we're trying guys That you guys are attracted Homophobic People being homophobic I think it's crazy I think we're trying to figure out What fetishes you might be into Oh

You think you're going on somewhere No no no I'm saying People who are gay He's like You're saying homosexual Or homophobia No no no

I'm saying like I wish I was gay Or like was in defeat Or was There would be like more things Yeah Imagine being bisexual Like don't even think about

Like oh I'm not That's gay But like if you were like a i'm attracted to him or her what a win right now you're getting everything you don't try to say to you yeah i mean i've been to the bus and tailgates i would you know where it's like yo if we were gay we'd be cleaning up although we actually keep up because keep at it, boys, because we had a turn around like 20, like 17 or something. I don't know what. And all of a sudden our audience is like 50-50. Really? Our literal, our live audience, our podcast audience is probably still heavy dudes.

Do you think it's people bringing their girlfriends? It's actually we get a lot of girlfriends that get brought. We get a decent amount of boyfriends that get brought by girls. No way. It's weird when you're taking pictures. We take pictures where he'll be like, yo man, I don't listen to your podcast, but that was a really funny show. I'm going to keep listening.

She's been listening to you for years. They take a picture and then the girl will be like, you get out of here. I'm taking it with just them now. I'm like, why is there a chick in get in harbor that had the boyfriend right next to her? She was trying to get took. You're talking about the one

that you kept messing around with. Yeah. She was like engaged. She was just like engaged. There's a group of four of them, but her boyfriend was standing right by her. And it's like,

fuck you right now. It's like, no, no, no, it wasn't that at all. It wasn't that. It wasn't that. No, we just say that when someone's like,

hey, trying to get took. But it's just, we just say that when someone's like, hey. Right, it's just funny. Trying to get took. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's just, she clearly, her body language was like, the boyfriend was behind her, and there's like, we're standing there. Yeah, yeah. That type of situation.

Where you're just like, oh, damn, like, you feel bad. You're like, try not to look at her, and just look at the boyfriend, and kind of feel like he's gay. Because, oh, it's got to be him standing just back there. Totally, totally. Yeah. We had a chick at our last live show. The guy who opened for us was talking about his hometown.

And after the show, we were at the bar. She runs up to me and she's like, you're from like whatever city. Right. And I was like, no, no, no, no. Like that. No, I'm from New York. That's, you know, the other guy. She went, oh, OK.

Like did a loop, found him and was like, she goes, I'm getting my IUD in on Friday, and I want you to come in me on Saturday. To who? To the guy who opened up our show. Just because in his act, he said the town that he was from, and she was from there too, from like the same state. Isn't that crazy? And ran over to him.

She's like, I saw you on stage. I saw that you went to the same high school I went to or whatever it was. I'm getting my IUD on Friday. I want you to come in me on Saturday. And then later in the conversation, she was like, I have my car here. I'll suck your dick in my car, which is very funny to be like in her car. Like, did she get in the driver's seat? But just, you know, he's a very funny dude.

It's not like we had fucking Brad Pitt up there, just like a regular guy, though. And she was just like, I want you to come and meet me. That's crazy. I think probably, yeah. Good for him. I don't know about that night, but the whole reason I told that story was that she was with another dude who was there and I don't think they were dating because that would have been a little too much, but

they ended up like leaving and he said like, what about this dude? And she said like, I'm not really his type or whatever, but they were clearly leaving to go home and have sex yeah and he like dafted up with the guy and he was like cool man it's all good dude it's like that's that's that's one of the homies right there i mean it's a weird it's a weird world out there they call them chuckle fuckers and they're like the girls who fuck uh like puck bunnies yeah Puck Sluts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We had a female comic in here recently

who was like, it's fucking enraging. Like watching just like average comics just fuck like whoever they want whenever they want and then she, the reverse of that

are like weird dudes who are like, I find your comedy so funny. I want you to like, I want to come on your feed or something like that. You know what I mean? So she's like,

I'm knocking away. There are no normal groupies of male groupies. Can you imagine, I never think about that with like the opposite. You hear what I mean? So she's like, I'm knocking away. There are no normal groupies of that kind. Male groupies are like. Can you imagine? I never think about that with like the opposite. You hear about the rock star groupies

and all that stuff. But imagine Taylor Swift was out there fucking. You guys pick him out of the crowd. I want that dick and that guy. I'll suck that guy out.

Have all 20 of those dudes in the back room when I'm done fucking ripping Betty out here. You think it's going to happen? Some of them must, right?

I would love to review the Taylor Swift stuff, by the way, as a side note. Thank you very much. Literally the next morning, you listened to the entire album that night. Like three times through. Yeah, dude. And then I had to smoke a pack of cigarettes to stay awake for the 3 a.m. drop. You're such a dumpster, dude. I'm like, welcome. I've changed my opinion. You're such a dumpster, dude You're such a piece of shit

I'm like, welcome Thank you I've changed my opinion Is it Kelly Keegs? Yeah Do you get jealous of her That she gets all the She gets the notoriety

No, no, no, no, no I'm very happy It's equal opportunity Swifty over here Yeah I think I said this the other day Kelly's much better at it

Than I am I just like Taylor Swift Kelly is very good at Like diving into The theories Like the theories And the world I'm just like

Battling the haters She was on Fox News Doing that shit Yeah yeah yeah I wanted to start a I want to tweet at Taylor Swift every day And be like

I have your most Like Unexpected Fan Of yours You know You would never expect And also, I'm not new, bro. I've been

on that riff since her self-titled debut album. Since the single Tim McGraw? Since Tim McGraw, our song. Hey, that's a hitter now. That's a hitter, bro. That was me and my girlfriend's song. I'd lie. Our song, I'd lie. Yeah, dude. That's a good song, too.

I don't know. Her old stuff, I don't know about it now. The new album she has has got some absolute peppeter stuff about it. With that whole Kanye controversy, what was it? There's one song. I think Kanye was the best thing that ever happened to her. No, no, no, but there's a song she had about her getting revenge on people. Oh, yeah.

On the new one? Apparently there's an experience about it being like, Kanye is... But that's about Scooter Braun not Connie oh excuse me yeah yeah you're mean that one you're not nice like oh anyway I think if I tweet or we tweet or whatever at Taylor Swift every day and just say most diehard fan you'll. I've met the girl before. Have you really? So you met her, took a picture with her? Yeah. What'd you tell her?

It was like a meet and greet. Did you tell her, hey, you go, hey, I'm getting my IUD on Friday. You can vote with me. Dude, it was the Red Tour. She's playing at Gillette. And I went, like, some stoolies, like, had an extra backstage,

not a backstage pass, like a meet and greet pre-show And And I get in I get to the front line And the security guard's like I know I want to stand up too He's like

Are you going to hug her? And I was like No I promise I'm not going to hug her And he's like Nah dude Give her a hug

She loves hugs And I was like Are you fucking Dude that's like the blessing She off bro That's crazy And then I ended up So I went in like

Like very Oh that's a creepy That's a tall Smell like a Three packs of cigarettes And some Sour Patch Kids straws dude Come on in here And I'm thinking like

He's gonna fucking come Hit me from behind He was just setting me up Being like don't touch her And You got the picture right She gave me a hug Yeah she gave me a hug

The um She's a lot shorter than you think People think her is very tall setting me up being like, don't touch her. You got the picture, right? She gave me a hug. Yeah, she gave me a hug. She's a lot shorter than you think. People think her is very tall. Yeah, how tall is she? I think she's listed like 5'11 or something like that, but she's... Look, right there. Dang. 5'11? You're a boy and you're a girl.

Hey, you look very presentable in that photo. You look good. You look good. It's a good smile, too. I think that one day she would maybe do it. Oh, and also he made a video once and she liked it. Yeah, let's do it. Like come on the podcast or like reference.

She lives in Nashville. Like her home base is in Nashville. Like just one of those things, you know, there's just like certain things. It would never be like our publicist just schedules the fucking interview and she comes. It would be one of those internet things where it's like, a local man from Fall River is such a Taylor Swift fan, he pursued her for every single day on Twitter, and the superstar has decided to react. Like a Good Morning America

fucking thing. Like one of Celebrity Ghosts of Rome. It would be like one of those. I think we could get at her. It'll take like five fucking years. You have to wear a suit. Taylor, you made a video that she liked once, right? Yeah, yeah.

And that was early. Oh, she liked the video? So she's like, he's right there. He's knocking on the door, bro. He's knocking on the door. It's a great video. Dude, it is a. It was one of those.

It was probably like two weeks into lockdown quarantine. It was probably like late March, early April 2020. I would have thought it was earlier than that. And it was. No, because I was still in New York. I stayed in New York for like three weeks, and I went home. No, but I'm saying, I thought this was

for some reason years ago. I thought that trend was a long time ago. No, this was, this was, because it was like, I think my tweet was like,

I'm doing great, why do you ask? Yes. Because like the video is. Right, now I remember. Can we pull up the TV? Yeah,

put it on, pop it on the TV. It is, get the volume too, because this song's another fucking eater too. How old is this song? Would I know this?

I only know like her first two albums. No, no, no, no, no. This is a recent. This is probably like four. I mean, that's the thing too. She's done four albums in the last two years.

This is probably five albums ago. Oh my God. Good for her. She is literally the biggest star. Love her, I believe. Yeah, yeah. This is love her.

It's a very funny video and then like she likes it. I'm just saying there's enough of a... She's doing a fucking like, dog. Come on, you know? That's all you need, bro.

Wait, it's not on TV. You see him kind of get a little dance to him when the song came on, though? Yeah, that song's a snap, bro. He's stoked, he's stoked. I saw this I was like This is a CGI Like magnificent

Masterpiece The jump And she I didn't even At her or anything I just tweeted it That's what I'm saying And it went like

They go viral For her to not At it For every it just got talked about so much, and that probably means so many people tagged her in it that she saw it and acknowledged it. We're knocking on the door, John. That's the formula. Yeah. Also, I think maybe eventually one of us will get a terminal disease.

Yeah. Eventually the big John has six months to live. You have to come on the show and we will just guilt her into this shit. The final episode of KFC Radio. Yeah.

And then you die and it's over. That'd be great. Yeah. That'd be your dream. What a way to die though. Is that your number one celebrity? Is it a crush

or is it like just appreciation? I find her very pretty but no, it's more appreciation than a crush really. I would actually say your type is the polar opposite Of her

Yeah yeah for sure But the Fat black girls Like tatted up Half your head shaved Piercings The whole nine Fat black girls too though

Whatever Yeah like what's that What's that porn star We talked about last time Christy Mags Okay yeah She's got the Good for you bud

Dude our Our real Our real porn star queen fucking broke her back. And I honestly think it's going to be a career-ending injury. It's one of the more tragic things that's happened in the world of porn. Was it during the work? No. Well, so it's funny.

Six months earlier, she posted saying she went to the doctor, and the doctor said her vertebrae up here on her neck are fucked up. And it's undoubtedly from doing the pile driver position where you put your legs all the way over your head. And they were like, you have to stop doing that. And she was like, nah. That's for the love of the game. Love of the game.

It's like they did CTE stuff. Like, I know what's going to happen. This is just the cost of this. You guys will see me and Will in two years. We barely fucking talk. Love of the game. You know what he's dying for, right, bro? So then, but then like... Piledrive.

She's at TwitchCon. She's also a video game streamer. So she's like... Can you say her name? Yeah, Adriana Cechik. Do you know her? No, I don't know. You're missing out. But she did become a legit video game

streamer. So she... Enough that people follow her on that. So she goes to TwitchCon, like one of those Comic-Con type things. So she, enough that people follow her on that, so she goes to TwitchCon, like one of those Comic-Con type things, and she also used to be a gymnast, so they had her do this thing, she was in a foam block pit, and she was up on a pedestal.

I think they were doing jousting, probably. And then they were like, ladies and gentlemen, thank you, Adriana Cechik. And she jumps off, and she does a toe touch, like a cheerleader, and lands on her butt.

And there was no, there was just one level of foam blocks. Oh, just one. There was no, there was no, yeah. So she like smashes on it and she like broke her back in multiple positions and has had like multiple surgeries and is like going through physical therapy, like trying to fucking learn how to walk again. And you know what? She's such a performer and a gangster that she, like, hits, and you can tell she's hurt, and she's, like, trying to – she's still smiling, kind of be like, my back is broken. Here you go. Boom. And so there's nothing, like, underneath those blocks is, like, a wooden floor.

She's like, yep, it's gone. It's over. She's, like – Usually there's, like, four feet. It didn't seem that bad. Can you play that back? Bro, if there's, like, a wooden floor underneath that, are you crazy? Come on, is that your tailbone?

Ugh! If you just jumped off this table right now and landed on your ass, you don't think you would like shatter some bones? No, yeah, you're right. And also, she doesn't look that bad right now, but the longer the video goes, she's like, wait, never mind, I'm not okay. Yeah, she's like, get me out of here. She doesn't move from here again.

Dude, it's brutal. It's brutal It's brutal And the video she's posting She's in a full brace In three places? Two places I think She's like no I'm done dude And it's like

I would sue the fuck out of everybody involved But that one You're almost watching a career ending Still doing the video game streams like a week later just fucking Contraptions all it was it was like she paralyzed not paralyzed But like you know I think she they said she's like I'm gonna need to like relearn how to walk Oh, I mean look look at this slow-motion. You're telling me imagine that height, and you just go ah Like no no and she's not bracing either

No Cause she thinks She's landing in like Four feet of cushion I'm pretty sure Her first tweet too Like she wanted to do a dress She's like

I will not be able to squirt For a long time That was Shut up Is that what she said Yeah For the love of the game Bro that's like

I just want you all to Be prepared That's like watching Theismann's leg You know what I mean It's like oh It's over Like you'll never see it again I'm not gonna squirt ever again That's a watching Theismann's leg. You know what I mean? It's over. You'll never see it again.

I'm not going to score it ever again. That's a tear to my eye, man. You can still pee, right? Dude. I love how horny you are. Speaking of pizza, we have Frankie Borelli in here. Holy moly, man.

You know Frankie, no? He's on 4Play. He was also Dave's pizza man, like the cameraman for the pizza reviews forever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Before Spider, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Before Spider, yeah.

So he comes on like maybe semi-annually, a couple times a year, and every time he just lets all the horny out. And it's just, even I'm like, whoop. Oh, buddy. I can't believe you said these things into the microphone. Holy shit. But there's a lot to see out there on the old internet, man.

There's some crazy shit, which brings me back to, I wish there was more things that made me horny. I really, there are so many things. I'm like, damn, they got that going for them? I see feet. You see feet shit, you're like, damn, I wish feet did it for me. Don't you get worried about the other side of things? What if some, like, what if weird shit makes you horny and you're like, fuck. Now I need to have...

Pedophilia. What do you mean forget about that? What if you find out that it's like, yeah, you need to be eating food and throwing up on me for me to get horny or something like that. Yeah, that is something I really haven't put a lot of thought into. You start to get into some weird shit that you can't replicate. Yeah, I was more just like the benefit of just having more things get you off. But I didn't think about the repercussions for all that. Man, you got to think.

You got to think. You are a thinker. More things to get you off is more things that you have to chase and achieve. Yeah. And maybe you can. Because eventually boobs aren't going to do it anymore. It's like watching, you know, like you see boobs when you're 13. You're like, this is the best thing that's ever happened.

You see like someone topless now. You're like, thing that's ever happened. You see someone topless now. You're like, put your shirt on, Grandma. Big deal. It's almost like it's come back around. When I was a kid, a boob was all I needed. Now a nice smile is all I need. It's the opposite. It's so horny.

Nice smile. Nice smile. People hear this and they see you in the airport and they're probably like, oh man, what are you guys thinking about? Are you guys horny all the time or just me and Will are on? It's pretty consistent. Is it? I think so, yeah.

Bro, here's the thing about horny shaming, which is what you're doing right now. No, I'm not. I'm horny learning. He's horny learning. I'm a student of the game right now. Everybody, everybody gets horned up. Everybody watches porn. Everybody bangs. Everybody wants to bang. All that shit.

When we talk about it and people will be like horn-shaming like you're doing. That was fucking mean. You're horn-shaming? Because I had it like this and I was like if I can't get a good underhand, I don't want this one.

That actually is what our super producer over there, Jackie, if you ask her to throw things at you, will fucking whip it in at you way too fast. Good deal.

Work on the hand-eye coordination. How do people come over here? Yeah, whatever. So I'm horny shaming. Yeah, you're horny shaming because, where? I lost my train of thought. Everybody wants to bang.

Oh, yeah, it's like, I don't think it's a big deal to talk about watching porn or banging people because that's what you do. The people who bring it up, like Horny Shamer over here, I think he's the one who's got a problem with it because he's thinking about how horny and weird it is. I think about how horny and normal it is. What happened? I don't even...

He keeps talking about how horny it is. I asked. Well, it's not like I just brought it back up. There was horniness around everywhere. And I was like, are you- I walked out, we were talking about like a paralyzed porn star. Yeah, but porn star. And so I was like, are you this horny all the time or just from me and Willer on?

He's like, oh, that's pretty consistent. And then KFC wanted to go on this rant about how I'm- He's a horny. No, he's a horny. No, don't- There was judgment in your voice. Absolutely not. Well, you coded it with, I love how horny you are.

Which is basically- Are you this horny all the time basically Are you this horny all the time Are you this horny all the time It's judgment That's the horny bonker If I said it just like that If I said it just like that I would understand

But I feel like we all Know each other well enough I'm not gonna This is not me Listen buddy You wanna go do All that weird shit You wanna take down

Weird shit There's a connotation there There's a connotation That are a little rude Pile it on Will It's open season. I'm getting peppered out here. You're going to have to put out a statement pretty soon.

I'll tell you what. This is very inclusionary. I apologize. I also get horny, too. Believe it or not. Not as often as you fucking perverts. Dude, yeah, being horny is dope. Yo, that was you doing boobs or sandbags That was a sentence from a man

Do you get horny? Who's never been horny before You've never been horny in your life Getting horny is dope You know, I feel like the reason it's all charged up right now We got No No November going on Are you participating? Yeah, we're both

Really? Wait, you're both participating for real for real? It's the 28th Like that's no sex or no masturbation? Both. Yeah. Both? Get the fuck out of here.

Hey, there was an amendment made. There was one amendment made. What, that you can have sex? We will not talk about what our legal team put together. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true, that's true. But we are participators in No Not November. But just know that we have two more days and then watch out world. That boy's hitting the ceiling, dude.

It has been tough. It has been a tough month for us. I appreciate you respecting us. Yeah, I was going to say, you just come eventually, don't you? No. That's what happened to our boy Bob Fox. 19 days, he came. Really?

Yeah. We made him do it. It was one of the most illegal things ever at Barstool Sports. I think he was 17 years old. I think he was underage. He was underage. He was an intern. And there was a news story on the rundown about a guy who was trying not to come and

blah, blah, blah. And I think we were like, that story is bullshit because you would come eventually or whatever. And we didn't have an answer. So we needed some scientific evidence. So Bob Fox was our guinea pig. He went 19 days with no masturbation And famously said No come out of this dick We were on like day 15

I was like you're lying to me No come out of this dick The rundown would just have TVs behind it With days since Bob Fox came It had his face With his little 17 year old face Was he really 17? I think so

I think by the grace of God he was legal But he was 18 years old He's right there And then day 19 He came on the of God, he was legal, but he was 18 years old. He's right there. And then day 19, he came on the rundown, and he was like, middle of the night, just busted. Because eventually, I think it just builds up. No. Yes. Have you ever had a wet dream when you were a kid?

No. I never have. No, me neither. Dude, I would always have those fucking dreams. I never have. Dan Cook's got a bit about it. I've always wanted to. Where you're like dreaming, and you're like hooking up with the hostage in the world

and you're like, you kind of wake up and you're pretending to be back asleep. Yeah, you're trying to capture it again. Take me back to that. You guys have never come to sleep? I remember waking up like grinding on my mattress.

Like, holy, that wasn't real? Dude. See, he let the horny out. You're good at it. Listen, it's out. It's just been 28 long, hard days. You guys are talking about all this stuff. I'm like, god damn. Dude, I had- Wait, you guys for real? You guys are talking about all this stuff and I'm like, god damn.

You guys are not actually doing it, right? No, we are not. You have not come. He's got a bad poker face. You might be doing it, but he's got a bad poker face. There was an amendment. For one guy. Yeah, I haven't.

Did we just blow the nut on No Nut November? Oh my God, that breaks my heart. You were my safe space. We talked about in the airport how horny we were walking to the plane today. We literally said, I'm just a couple of horny boys on the way to New York. I'm a horny boy. I'm a horny boy. So you've just been coming? Or just once?

Or you've just been coming? You just gave up? Listen, November is taking a toll on us all. Where's your bathroom at, dude? I'll be back in a minute. That is crazy. That was a genuine like, you betrayed me.

This is like when Dave and Big Cat did the pizza versus burrito challenge where they could only eat one meal. Dan could only eat burritos. You guys know that tale? That's where the pizza shit really came from. That's where pizza reviews started. We got a call on KFC radio.

What's better, burritos or pizza? And the argument kind of was that burritos are more versatile. You can kind of have different flavors and you can eat it as a bowl and this, that, you know, thing. Pizza is just pizza. That was at least the idea behind it. So then Dave and Dan decided, all right, let's like, we'll see who gets sick of it first, whatever. You can only eat every meal. Everything you eat can only be a burrito or pizza.

And I'm pretty sure. Dave said, I mean, they went for like a month. But Dave was like, oh, night one I was eating cookies. I think Dan was actually holding true to it. And, I mean, I remember watching Dave just eat like whatever he wanted. Yeah, it was like Dave and Renee were still together. Renee was like watching Dave. And he was like, no, night one still together. Rene was like watching Dave. Yeah.

And he was like, no, night one I was eating cookies in the bathroom. So how long did it last? It only lasted a month. I want to say it was like a month. I don't really remember. So no one quit. They just chewed. There was a video. It was a final moment.

They were at a game and Dave just started to eat popcorn dramatically. But it was like, we know you've been eating cookies for a month. So we all knew that was not real. But that led to Dave being the pizza guy, and I think the punishment was that Dave had to wear the hockey... No, that was the Stanley Cup. It was a different bet. There was some punishment for that.

I don't remember what it was. He had to wear pizza, get up or whatever. You got breakfast burritos. Yeah, that was kind of the idea. It sounds easier to me. I think pizza would be easier. Breakfast pizza. When I think of just burrito, it sounds more filling.

Yeah, I think pizza, dude. I like pizza better, but I think that's my argument then, too. I prefer pizza, but if I'm going to be married to you, probably I like the versatility of the burrito. Yeah, but if it's just burritos, like you have to have a tortilla wrapped with the ingredients inside. Yeah, because you can say that about pizza. Oh, yeah.

I can do a pepperoni pizza. I can do this pizza. I can do that pizza. I think the idea should be like a cheese slice versus a fucking regular burrito. I think both things will get repetitive, but I just don't want to cut pizza out of my life. I don't know. I'm a big sour cream guy, though. Love sour cream.

Sour cream is so underrated. It's the most underrated. I think if you can get good a big sour cream guy, though. Love sour cream. Sour cream is so underrated. It's underrated. If you can get good Mexican food, it might be undefeated. Yeah, it's a good- Are you a corn tortilla or a flour tortilla? Hmm? Corn tortilla or flour tortilla? This is a big question on our show.

Uh-oh. You better answer right or you're fucking gone. I think if I'm in Arizona- Oh, God. He's going to answer wrong, isn't he? Yep. And it's got to be classic. Here we go. Fucking moron. He's going to answer wrong, isn't he? Yep. And it's got to be classic. Here we go.

Fucking moron. I'm going corn tortilla. No! Flour tortillas are like... I genuinely think that I must have something off of my taste buds. It's not that. It's people that talk

about the authentic Mexican food that think they have to stay pridefully on course. What's the fucking vegetable that gets chopped up and put on tacos a lot? Lettuce? Cilantro? No, cilantro. Yeah, yeah. And how you have that gene, which I have, where cilantro tastes like soap.

Some people just have a gene where cilantro tastes like soap to them. And I think I have some kind of gene where it's just like corn tortilla is just, I cannot wrap my, I cannot wrap my head around how people find people find corn. They're not bad.

I just think, I think they're bad. I'll eat them, but it's not. A classic taco, a corn tortilla off like the street, little steak on there.

The flour tortilla to me is just softer and it's like a, I could sleep on a flour tortilla. I'll tell you i'm gonna go hard shell over soft shell though and i actually have recently changed my opinion on that really i used to be soft shell guy all the way now for whatever reason for whatever reason the texture well that's what i do like the uh the uh the cheesy gordita like i just do a soft wrapped around a

heart that's the double dedecker taco, right? Yeah. Well, the one I'm thinking of from Taco Bell is the cheesy gordita crunch. You have a hard taco, and then you put a layer of melted cheese on your flour tortilla, so it sticks. That's a hitter, dude. Taco Bell doesn't get enough respect. People shit on Taco Bell a little too much. Can't have it all the time because I'm pretty sure you'll die.

People shit on Taco Bell a little too much. Can't have it all the time because I'm pretty sure you'll die. But like it's people should know. Oh yeah. I think there's a there's a Mexican food elitist group out there that are like that's dog shit. And I'm like fuck you. No.

You know what. I'm sure it's not as high quality as your carne asada over here but it tastes delicious. Yeah. Better than your overpriced fucking Mexican that you know. Mexican food's only good

when it's a hole in the wall. You get chips and salsa without asking. Your menus have numbers on it. Yeah. And you only good When it's a hole in the wall You get chips and salsa Without asking Your menus have numbers on it Yeah And you just And you It's

Bro I found one If you go to a place that's nice A nice Mexican spot Fuck off Yeah white fucking tablecloth And shit like that That's just gonna be tacos That are like $20 each

And they stink I found one on the Upper East Side Very recently Yeah It's good It's like a 20 minute subway ride for me And I've gone up multiple times I honestly don't even know the name But you get off at There was one on the Upper East Side very recently. Yeah, that's good. It's like a 20-minute subway ride for me. I've gone up multiple times. I honestly don't even know the name, but you get off at 59.

There was one on the Upper East Side. I used to go to it. I thought it was good. It's like 59. It's like one of those things. I'm like a lost dog. I know how to get home. I can't follow you.

I don't know where home is, but yeah. What's it here for? I don't know. All right, boys. We'll wrap it up. I know you got a place to be and people to talk to. Go watch Boston with the Boys Right?

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