KFC Radio - Yannis Pappas on S*x Robots + Rico Bosco and Klemmer on NY Basketball Game vs Minihane Team

Episode Date: June 12, 2025

Timecodes: 0:00 Start 1:20 Yannis is surrounded by women 3:20 hanging world and sex robots 9:56 different countries in US 17:20 will humans last longer than dinosaurs 25:30 enhanced games & hustles 33:48 humans changing 48:45 Yannis’ prediction for the future 50:00 TMZ 9/11 investigation 51:50 no more elevator music 58:45:01 Rico Bosco and Klemmer on NY vs Minihane team Basketball game ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Kraken: Go to https://kraken.com/barstool to learn more Lucy: Get LUCY shipped straight to your door. Visit LUCY.CO/KFC and use promo code KFC to get 20% off your first order. Subscribe for another 15% off & shipping’s always free! Lucy products are only for adults of legal age, and every order is age-verified. Warning, this product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical. Shake Shack: Buy one Double ShackBurger, get another FREE with code DADMODE. Terms Apply.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey KFC radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC radio on Apple podcast, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. You look through the selection, you're like, what? They got good fellas on here? They got a whole season of Sex and the City? Ben Laden was very confident in his soldiers. Cause I tell you what, I get a taste of the good life. I'm not headed to see my virgins up there. ["The Good Life of the Virgin"] Alright, let's straight it up, because I am all gayed out. Hahaha!

How- are we recording? How gay was it? Oh, it's gay! Well, no, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait, wait, wait. Stop! Hang on. Anybody else can come from out and about, Janus just sat with Pat on Out and About, and so he came in and said, you know, let's straight it up, because that was too gay for

me. Anybody else I would say, I get it. You do, you've worked with Chris DiStefano for a thousand years. You guys are the gayest of gays. We are gays. You're almost the pioneersest of gays. We are gays. You're almost the pioneers. Yes. Yeah, I was just joking.

You know, Matteo and Emma and all that, you paved the way for them. Yeah. Not even them. You invented queerbaiting. We did, yeah. Chalamet's got a whole career to thank you for. You are questionably straight, guys. If I don't work out a shirt at a party the other day,

what does it say? Oh, I Not gay, but I'm not not gay. I ain't exactly gay, but I ain't gay, but I ain't exactly not gay Conditional I like Sucks by the way it just keeps wiggling. I don't know if we can lock it up Can we lock that up somehow and I watched you suffer with it the whole time. Oh, yeah Speaking of Speaking of the gaze being surrounded by gaze property owner now out. Yes a

Lot of estrogen I did when you were going through that list. I don't realize how much you're doing Well, yeah, it's just all ladies in there, dude It's all ladies and it's you know, and I live like in the country now And that's what the specials about is kind of being a city boy moving to the country and it's just I'm vulnerable because I got to protect all these ladies It's like I want I want to become Mormon or something We're just have my wife fucking another guy just so there's backup Do I have a guy in the house with me in case someone breaks in? Well, you know all the way up in like, Connecticut

Oh, you are where were you before that some Brooklyn Brooklyn? Oh, okay? I thought you moved somewhere in the suburbs that was just like a regular suburb now like in the sticks I'm in the stick yeah Do when you were going through like you had obviously your wife and kid your daughters and I was like that's a lot And then you started bringing out the dogs and the mother and yeah, it's like dude. You're just surrounded surrounded by women Yeah, yeah, I knew a guy One girl I went to high school with his her father had I think he had Five daughters and a wife and I was just like

You know he would talk about it like it was war Just like I just go home every day and they're just there's all there like all yeah All them I got paper five weddings gonna pay for high college. They're probably gonna live me till they're 35. They're gonna like I just this is it is my life Oh, yeah, you got nice cool, dude when the daughters come out you just it's like in your brain You're going like fuck that that's a hundred grand But but also when you're tripled up and dying yeah, they'll like wipe your ass and take care of that Cuz the sons are gonna be like Dude that's the trade yeah, you pay my wedding, you take care of me,

and then you will not die alone. That's why I'm trying to tiger-bomb them into sports. Too hard. Really? My daughter, yeah, I'm like, because I wanted them to get scholarships and pay for their own college. Let's do crew, let's do rowing and golf and all the things.

Something, yeah, but my daughter's just, basketball, soccer, but of course my daughter, she's five, she's just dancing. Does that work? Can you get anything for dance? Nothing there. Nothing there. You don't make any money for the colleges. Yeah, and I don't even know what to tell her when she's like, I want to be this when I

grow up. I'm like, I'm not sure if that job is going to be there. We're the first generation that's going to be there. She's going to be like, I want to be a dot. I'm like that job I only look at your feet. Those are nice get our only fans And a lot of parents are just gonna be telling their kids like only fans Yeah, I think of that as like almost freeing for kids where I was thinking about it recently where there's like Every job I thought I was gonna I thought I was thinking about it recently where it was just like, every job I thought I was gonna have doesn't really exist anymore to an extent. And I was like, don't even bother wasting time thinking about it, kids. When you hit 15, 16, whatever, maybe then you can start trying to predict the future.

Don't even want to be engineering when you grow up. There ain't gonna be no astronauts. There's gonna be robots in the fucking space. Don't even think about NASA anymore, man. And all these dreams, throw them out the fucking window. It's a unique time. This is crazy. It's about to change. Crazy. Radiologists, I think, are done right now. I think AI's doing that. Accountants, they're hiding from HR. Everyone right now is just hiding from HR. Anything with a heartbeat heartbeat it's just like fucking hide somebody said, you know at one of these TED talks conferences Whatever it was some dumb shit said that the first one person

Billion dollar company will exist like this year Wow That there will be you will like it'll be a CEO like who owned it created it and everything like they won't have any employees And it'll be a billion dollar company It was like yes on me. Yeah, all the whole fucking thing is me I was reading that like I Forget but it was there were like three times in human history that like the world changed like that where it was the Industrial Revolution I forget what the first one was I'm gonna guess the wheel or fire and it was like we're living It's a big one pretty fresh. Maybe it was like is it we're living in the third and like we won't know what'll happen for a while Dude once we can fuck the thing

Everyone be fine remember everyone was freaked out by the internet until you like could find out you could get free porn It's great. Just jerking off. Will you fuck a robot of course? I will You won't fuck a robot. You won't fuck a robot I was not even discriminating against robots Flying this future here's the deal. I thought I fucked robots before right and I didn't like it Yeah, so like why why I like it more you fucked a I fucked a flashlight and I fucked a blowjob machine Those don't work. I didn't care for eyes. Those don't work. So like what's those are all high Yeah, those things look like they're gonna fuck the flashlight, right? I don't think so I was laying down. I saw the first I was really fucking me. Did you but you got to put like lube in the flush?

Yeah, it was lube. I'm pretty sure I move it or did you move? Yeah, just jerked off with the flesh Oh, yeah, I think that's the right way Okay, so I did it right. I think it'd be pretty weird if you were to hold it and yeah thrust up But this is gonna be like a fully humanoid robot that like looks like a woman. Well, so this conversation came out because Gary Vee said, your children will have,

all of your children will at one point date, like be in a relationship with a robot. And that's where it kind of started from. And you know, he's always just throwing shit against the wall with the lipstick. I love Gary Vee, but he just throws things out there. He just says it. He just like, you know, he just, you know. But you know what, to. I love Gary Vee, but he just throws things out there. He just says it.

But you know what, to be fair to Gary, like, Gary's been writing about a lot of things, and then people just remember when he's wrong. And it's like, okay, yeah, I was wrong on that one. I'm also a multi, multi, multi-millionaire because of all the ones I was right about. But I was like, dating a robot, I don't know. But, fuckin' a robot. I know a lot of that. The fuck in the robot, it's a Polar Express situation for me

We're like you talk like the uncanny valley where it's like it's it's too real without clearly being real Yeah, so they just look I'm just I'm not saying I'm against it. I'm just saying probably Until a robot gives you the best head of your life. Yeah, because that's what it will do. Although I will say, just I think, like the fleshlight's a good example. It'll get the job done, but it really ain't the real thing. I would say comedy, music, sex, these things will get close. It won't ever be the real deal for me.

Unless the advancements are way beyond even my understanding. Yeah. But the first round of this shit, it's like, yeah, that rubber thing was cool, but it ain't anything. It's maybe it's going to force us to all step up our sexual game to compete with robots. Like, well, what if you remember Demolition Man? No. That movie was Sylvester Stallone and Sandra Bullock in the future. Didn't see it.

OK, first of all, it takes place, I think, in 2015, which is hilarious, because in the year 2015, it was like, you know, this other world. But they would just put on a, like a mask, and it like tapped into your temples. And that was sex. It just like, bam, gave you an orgasm. What if it's that? And she, so she, at one point, she's talking to Sly Stallone, who just came out of like cryogenic freezing, and she's like, you want to fuck? And he's like, yeah, like, let's go.

And she's like, zink! Puts on this thing, and he's thing. He's like that's that's what you guys do like that sucks, man I would be the John Henry Fire another one out. I don't give a shit Just me my sledgehammer in my hand Just me and my sledgehammer in my hand. You beat the sex robot. It'll probably be like where you can go into a simulation. That's what probably you'll be able to do that too. And you won't be able to tell the difference.

That holodeck shit. You walk in there and turn the door on the world. Or we could just all start fucking more. And not need this. Yeah. It's like when I think about like, are we just doing doing shit because we can't you can because he the technology's there No, okay, cuz it's like I look at these driverless cars And I'm like when did we ever say we needed to get rid of drivers when were you ever in a cab? And you were like you know what would make this cab even more awesome if nobody was driving

There's definitely been times when I'm in a cab and they're talking on the phone And it's hot as shit, and I won't put the air conditioner on it smells a certain way. I'm like yeah, I could do that Yeah, but I was we were in Austin and I watched like a couple driverless cars drive by and then one of those fucking Amazon Rolling robot delivery machines rolled by me, and I was like this is not a serious city. This is ridiculous Yeah, this feels like I'm in like Disney world. Look at the robot car, the robot delivery. It's like, Jesus Christ. I know what you're talking about, the smell. Everyone knows what you're talking about.

Yeah. Well, that's what stands for that maybe. No, but it's a shame. You look at their go to war, India and Pakistan. They're going to war. I'm like, it's a shame for two people you can't smell apart to be fighting like that. Jesus.

It's not network TV, right was I was watching a clip of Dice from back in the day when he was doing the um the nursery rhymes yeah and that just the white people in the crowd going bonkers for it knowing every word and I and like and the comment section was a whole bunch of black people being like this is what you fucking white people were doing in the 80s like what is this shit it's like the guitar riff for them yeah yeah yeah we see white people just I don't fucking get it it's okay sometimes it admit you're different.

You know they have like different, they still have like different proms in the south. And it's like their both sides are cool with it. Oh really? Yeah, they've segregated proms. Is that what a debutante ball is? I don't know. I don't know what it's called but they still, a lot of places in the south have that. Listen, sometimes I think as long as everybody's cool with it like if there's even one person on either side that's like I would like this then then we got

to deal with it but if there's a whole town that's like we don't like you and you don't like us well. Well I think it's just a music thing right like I think yeah yeah they probably just had like one prom and then like it was like sweet home Black people like we need our own we know what all these songs are about We need our own thing the I was at a wedding recently and I was it was a white wedding and I I had said was like I was like it's crazy if you look at the dance floor right now And if you block the music out in your ears, you can't tell it's a dance floor. Like, you know what I mean? Like, you're just like, what are those people doing over there?

Are they being burned with car cigarette lighters? It's not even so much it was bad dancing, it's just like people kind of just standing there like this. Some people talking, some people- You know like that's- Yeah, yeah, it's just people on the outside- I always get a kick out of like, if I'm dancing, like, like there are times where someone's dancing with a girl, with a person and the other person who dances.

So it's like, these are totally different dances. Why are you dancing like with somebody? Right. While this girl's grinding, this guy's talking. We don't know what we're doing in that. Yeah. It's like form broke down. It used to be like everyone danced and they knew dance moves. And now it's just like, go out there and dance by yourself. Do you know, in my high school, when I was in high school, which isn't that long ago,

they were still having class, like where they teach us the foxtrot and stuff. We did square dancing in school. Really? You did square? You went to school in Mississippi or something? No, I guess I was in Pennsylvania. I was outside of Philly for a couple years. I think it was there, which I was outside of Philly for a couple years I think it was there which I subsequently learned is a

deeply racist it's rooted in like I think it was Henry Ford like created it when jazz was like taking over the country Yeah, he was like no no no no this black shit like any made square dancing become like mandated at schools So I'm fucking a hundred years later. I'm like do--do-ing with my partner. Can we play dodgeball? What the fuck is going on here? And then I like read up on it later and it was like yeah that was like them trying to force white culture. I was like holy shit. Pennsylvania's can be racist outside. It's a weird it's that's why it's always a funny city in elections. It's like you know it can go that state goes all which ways depending on what county you're in and where you are and all that sort Of shit seems like everywhere is like cities are more liberal open and then anywhere you go outside the cities Yeah, it used to be like red states and blue states and now it's like the urban pops are blue and the rural is red Yeah, everywhere. Yeah, there's right. There really are no red states and blue states anymore

It also changes so fast like I like whenever I think about that, where I'm like, oh, the world, the country's going to change now. And then you see like four elections ago, it was completely different then. You're like, oh, I guess it's not that big a deal that everything changes a shitload. Yeah, yeah. But it has changed from state to more district, I think.

Yeah. I think we've got to blow up the whole system, bro. You think so? The whole thing. Yeah. First of all, gotta blow up the whole system bro. You think so? The whole thing. Yeah. I think I first of all we gotta divide our country into five countries. I agree. We can't you know there's just no way someone from New York is gonna have the same values thoughts vote for the same thing as people in Alabama, people on the West Coast, East Coast, different weather, different jobs, different prices. It's five different countries. But that's it we all we are kind of

like 50 countries because the states have like that's it we all we are kind of like 50 countries because the states have like that's the whole point we're like unified you don't think we should keep it that way? I think that like the Northeast should be its own thing and not have anything to do with the southeast. And then we should fight. Yeah. It probably leads to war. It probably leads to mass destruction. Yeah. Probably if it can happen peacefully yeah but these things don't tend to be peaceful. That's exactly how the Civil War started, by the way. We just basically was like, you know what?

We need to start our own thing. No one's gonna get that, man. Who's gonna set- South Carolina, I'm talking to you! Set it off again, man! Set it off again. You guys have been itching to do it. I know, bro. Someone gave that same exact speech sometime.

18. 1850-some. Is that still a thing in the South? I went to a boarding school, so I had a lot of friends from the South. Oh, excuse me. I forgot to code switch before this. I didn't know I was sitting here with a family. But I remember like, what did your father say?

Even though, even the girls in school and stuff like that, like they would wear t-shirts that said like, the South will rise again. Yeah, yeah. And like, it's only halftime. It's only halftime. That's a great one. It's only halftime.

You know, dude, we're down 50, but come on. There was a chick from North Carolina and she would always say that. She'd be like, it's only halftime. Bro only half I can't even think like when when my sports team loses in a big one takes me a long time to get over it It's cuz I lost a lot of money But I can't imagine like 1869 70 71 whatever the year what like in the first years after they lost oh yeah, when it's like you got a lick your wounds

I was wrong. I was wrong man. I really thought we were gonna win that one I bet my whole fuck I bet the rent on that one and slavery somehow didn't win I don't know that's why I started naming all the buildings, and it's like look we lost but not really Yeah, it was uh I never thought of it that way that they they think of it as a loss yeah Oh, yeah, they've got to be like wait. No. There's another battle right and then we came in we took down their statues to Yeah, I'm style like no more second place They're probably pissed Yeah, they may try again. You forget how close you really are to a lot of like, I mean,

like, in the course of history, when you're doing history in school, you learn at like 50 year chunks, you know, this happened from 1800 to 1850. Like, we're still within striking distance of all that shit, the world wars, slavery, all that stuff. stuff like in the grand scheme of it when someone's studying thousands of Years, it's like yeah, they were those people in 2025 were like around slavery. It's like not really but really Yeah, the farther you go the closer it seems yeah I mean it's like a lot of that shit was you're a generation or two removed like World War one was here Then it was World War two and then World War three came in 2026 it was World War II and then World War III came in 2026. Yeah, it wasn't that much longer.

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But he said the dinosaurs were on the planet for 165 million years sounds about right and he was like Do you think humans will beat that? Do you think that humans will have the longest run on the planet earth? Question I don't think it is probably not. I don't think there's a single fucking chance we make it 165 million years. How many have we been? Where are we at right now? We're not, we're like not. Like hundreds of thousands, right?

Couple hundred thousand. Really? Yeah. I got faith in us. I think we're going to win. I mean, within like a couple hundred thousand years, we started nuclear bombing each other. And it's been a little dormant.

But then we were like, whoa whoa let's put a pause. Oldest humans are thought to have appeared seven million BC oh so I'm wrong. Oh fuck it. Seven million BC? I'm already right. But maybe that's um oh those oh yeah it's like a like a humanoid like yeah so I guess you know that yeah cuz you're running for like cavemen and the missing people and all that but I'm you know whenever like human humans but okay let's'll even- let's say it's seven million. That's a long way away from a hundred and sixty five. Oh, yeah.

Oh shit. And they weren't human. They were just- I was thinking 1.65. No, a hundred and sixty five million. Like, we're gonna start nuking each other eventually. There's gonna be more feast and famine. There's gonna be more pandemics. There's gonna be more, you know, a hundred and sixty five in 165 a long fucking time dude the dinosaurs had a long run they had a

good run it sucks that they're you know talk about taking an L like their whole thing is that we got wiped out yeah bitch we ran this shit for almost 200 million years yeah asteroid took him out but after 165 mil time to exit stage left yeah there were guys watching the meteor come down be like thank God Fucking leaves and running away from the t-rex We were talking about that the other like last episode like you get a summer shore house and like the last weekend You like just get me the fuck Again get me fuck get me back to school do this

Fucking boring I don't wanna do Jameson shots again. Get me back to school, dude. This sucks. What a fucking boring 165 mil though. Just, I mean, boring. No talking, no laughing, no nothing. No binge watching anything. Not a single comedy special. Just animals being eaten. Just growling, eating and shit and growling. That's all you got?

Nobody to watch it, nobody to watch it nobody appreciate it nobody record it They make followers. Yeah No better help No one followers till Jesus got Jesus thought he was the cock of the walk. I got 12. Yeah, well followers bro. I was like really I got a hundred and twelve million Disciples by the way remember when I was talking about how I don't think we know anything about dinosaurs I Was saying I think that At best we have a good estimate just looking at bones and fossils and yeah, and I said that and then a bunch of people

Sent me We once reconstructed what I think is referred to as the unicorn dinosaur They just had the whole fucking thing built wrong and it had this huge spike sticking out of its head and these long legs And I mean it looks like if a little if you just gave like bones to a little kid And they had it on display in a museum being like this is the unicorn dinosaur And they're like this is not a real fucking thing at all It was like a spike from here with a head from there all you know all put together and they ran with it as if it was real We don't know if it we don't know

You're like, okay, I mean you could have just made that Well, that's that's the Carl Everett's of the world. There's people who think that God just yeah sprinkled those in there Carl Everett was dinosaurs can't be real cuz I've never seen one Exactly right up there with the flat earthers Sometimes you go like it's that just the way to go. Oh, it's the best. It's just like that the way to go There's a sweet spot of ignorance and stupidity. You can't be like I can't like I can't leave the house by myself I need like a caretaker. Yeah, you're able to function. But the rest, you can have it. Worrying about guilt and ambition and worrying about others and all that. Fuck all that!

They never tell you that in school, like, hey we're going to educate you, but the more you know, the more depressed you're going to be. The worse your life's going to be. They should give you an option of being like, you can't stay stupid if you want. Matrix that shit, take the pill and just stay. When, what's the space in the matrix, like which pill you wanna take? The other one, bro, the easy one, I don't want this shit. When, where's the one where I just go, go Jets. I want that one.

Yeah. I want just go Jets. I want buffalo wings and that's it. Honestly, football really is the great equal, whatever you want to describe it. Because there are times where we're doing podcasting, we're talking, should we do sports or comedy? Should we do this kind of content, that kind of content? And, you know, we go a certain direction.

And then and then football season rolls around. And every year that there's like just swaths of middle America who are just like, this is the pinnacle of life. And it doesn't get old for them and they don't who are just like, this is the pinnacle of life. Yeah. And it doesn't get old for them and they don't care. And like, it's just that. I'm like, wow. It's the glue.

It really is. It's the glue that holds us together. Honestly, that's the one thing that keeps America. That's the one thing. I said we should split up into five countries. We still need one national football league. We can't have. I don't think we need to split up into five countries

because we're really like 300 million countries in that every person has his own agenda. Yeah, so true. Our parents came from someplace else just to loot. Everyone's grandparents came here to loot. They were like, there's money over there, let's get as much as we can. Everyone's here just trying to fucking loot the place.

And we have no common culture, no common beliefs. You know, China, they're just like, this is for China and the glory of China. Here we're like, this is for the fucking glory of me, dude. Just fuck, yeah. I'm dear leader, okay? We're all out for solo, but football does, we all like, all right.

We can at least rally around one of 32 teams or whatever. Fucking bet some money. I went to a soccer game a few years ago, and I thought it was great. And I like soccer, I don't love it, but I like it and I it was just like it was about the purity of the sport and there wasn't this big spectacle and it was so easy to get in the game and I came home and I was like this was unbelievable like that's how sports are supposed to be watched and I went to a Jets game and

they had a massive American flag on the field and it was this huge spectacle and they were flying helicopters flying over and jets flying over and I Was like never fucking mind Like those idiots in England don't even have like a song before the game They just go out and play soccer fuck them guys juiced up out of their mind walking out with metal armor You're like this is it yeah See you fireman that let's go Have you seen the the enhanced games speaking of juiced up no these guys Peter teal the the real estate mogul,

created this along with whoever else. And it's Steroid Encouraged Olympics. Oh, that's great. And they give you a million dollar bonus if you break a world record. So there was this swimmer who swam in the Olympics in the early 2000s. I think he swam alongside Phelps and all those guys.

And was good. I think he won a bronze medal. It wasn't gold medal, but he was good. And he signed up and he juiced and he's a freak. You know how swimmers have those lats here? I mean like he's a full triangle, huge. And he broke the world record, bam, million dollars cash. And his wife had a comment that was like,

I know what people think this is, I think this is like gladiator, like you're killing yourself for the sport. And he's like, she's like, it's very regimented. He goes on the cycle when he like performs and he comes off of it. They pay us more. They treat us better. Like they were like, he's being treated better at the enhanced games in one week than he did his whole career as the Olympian. And it's gonna be fireworks for the fans. I was like, now this is a good idea. I mean, are you asking me, do I care about the guy's health?

The answer is no. If he I mean, are you asking me, do I care about the guy's health? The answer is no. If he doesn't, why do I? If you didn't even have to... I should have said, sweetie, sweetie. Whatever. Either he's gonna die or he's not. I don't care. Not really my concern. We could literally do the old school gladiator.

We could throw you, like, let's watch him fight a tiger. Sure, I don't care. He's willingly doing it? Thank you.. Yeah, like I don't know you if it's Having this conversation one thousand other people I don't care about What do you fucking tell you you want me to care about this guy swimming in circles fuck man I also love that she's trying to rationalize it. No, no, it's totally good. It's like, okay. Yeah, you're looting. You're looting that she's trying to rationalize it. No, no, no. It's totally good.

It's like, okay. Yeah, you're looting. You're looting. You're just making that money. Fine. Yeah. Okay. Do whatever you want.

I fucking, Ken Kaminiti was fucking died at 42. It's fine. He was a 237 hitter and then he fucking was MVP. You're like, what's going on? He's built like a fucking, and then he dies. This is what happens. It's a beauty. You know, you burn twice as bright, half as long.

I'm sure if you told Ken Kamenade, listen, bro, you're going to die in 24 months. But the next 12 months, you're going to bat 360 with 40 home runs. OK. Let's go. Let's go. You ever see like go back and then

I like see on YouTube like some of those home runs? It is so insane to look at footage of McGuire, Kinseko, and be like, yeah, no one knew. They they don't fit in their clothes. Yeah we knew. Like sunglasses don't fit on their heads. Like normal human things don't apply to them. Exploding out of the clothes they were given a month ago. But you'd be amazed at how stupid people are, that's the thing. Like look at the liver king and everyone was just buying liver.

Eating raw meat. Dude I heard numbers about that guy that I hope are fake about how much money he makes just like he made a lot of amounts of cash a lot of money dumbest motherfucker alive just like camera was off he was like he was an acupuncture yeah I get this for me in raw organs and people are like I'm sticking at him. What an asshole that guy is. I get this from eating raw organs. And people are like, I'm giving away. What are you talking about, dude? Those are the stupid people that are like, I'll be really strong if I eat liver.

I'm living the ancestral lifestyle. And then he ends the sentence there. He doesn't continue, you know when people died from broken ankles, dysentery, all types of viruses and bacteria, they live to 22, he just ends it right, just conveniently living the ancestral lifestyle. I love also that the guy talking about the ancestral lifestyle, you know, hops on his phone and is looking at his Instagram insights like, how many followers did they get?

What's my demographic breakdown? You're not that, you're an Instagram star You're not some ancestral caveman. Yes like our cavemen We're checking the algorithm Doodling their plans on the wall So like who do you blame there you blame him or do you blame the people who buy it like that's a great That's a great question I say the same thing about um like about the guys who do those Navy Seal classes

where it's like, we're gonna teach you to be a man, and those guys are crying and hugging each other. I'm like, you guys are the fucking worst. And those guys are absolute grifters, but if there's someone willing to pay for it, I always think that- It's something like bad comics, like hack comics. It's like, I think this is garbage, but hey, I don't know, this guy filled up a club or an arena or something. It's like, you just can't knock the Like I want you sign up for hustler University Yeah, the I I like so remember coming home from wolf of Wall Street And that was probably ten years ago something like that and I got home and I was talking to my dad and I was like

But what did he do wrong? What's the problem here as far as I can tell in the movie, he called people and said, I have a good stock, give me $5,000. And they gave it to him. I was like, I don't know, that kind of seems like it's on them. It's a good hustle. Give me money, okay, yes. Some random guy calls me and says, give me five grand, I give it to him. It's not really his fault. I gave it to him. Same thing with Bernie Madoff. You're going like these greedy people.

When you're getting 40% returns when everyone else is getting three, and you just go, I thought it was good. Anyone who stopped to thought for one second goes, this guy's beating the market every single year. Market's down 30. I'm up to... You're going, so your greed blinded you from the fact that this guy was Running apparently so you're to blame your greed. Yes is what did that? Yeah? And the crazy fucking American here Guys like Bernie Madoff if he put half of his energy They did into his policy scheme into just running a legitimate business Oh, yeah, probably got 10% every year it would have been real

You wouldn't have fucking gone down. You know let me ask you with why do you think that is? Do you think, because like he could have done that But why do you think guys like that do that? Do you think it's just they like the naughtiness of it? I think people are addicted to money. Yeah. I think you get seeing that because I got 10% I can get 20. But to his point, what if he became a legit hedge fund manager? He probably was so smart. But that's why I think it's an addiction because it's like, you know, a regular person's like, just have a couple beers. And it's like an alcoholic just wants more and more and more. Cause it's like, okay, you have hundreds of millions and they're like, I want billions. Right. Right.

Well, it was like, you can either be like in, you know, a brilliant like invent an app or something, or you can just start scheming and scamming. I remember watching that. And actually now that I say it out loud, it's actually, it was kind of like watching flight. flight ever seen that one with Denzel where watching the De Niro Made-off one where I was so stressed watching so I was like dude. Just stop. Yeah, just fucking stop doing this Right, you haven't been caught you're stressed out. Just fucking stop. Yeah, and he just took a whole He was trying to overdose on a drug you can't overdose on. He just slept for like 48 hours and woke up like we're still here Fuck!

Dude, is this hell? No, it's my life Son of a bitch I'm similar though, I'm always kind of rooting for the fucking bad guy like that like the Narco show Yeah, yeah, yeah But it was Pablo Escobar, I was saying the same thing I was like, dude, stop right now! You're making a million dollars like an hour. You're going bro Go to Europe. It's all yeah

Stop lighting your money on fire to keep yourself warm and just get the fuck out of here like you're free It's over that I keep going they're gonna get you yeah, right But that's the ultimate rub is that like the people who can get to that level yeah are the people can't stop That's the people who would stop can't get to that first level. Cause they're like too scared to take the leap or kill somebody or whatever. Once you become like a drug kingpin, it's like, I don't think you're the modest,

okay, that's enough guy. You're gonna keep going. Once Pablo blew up a commercial airliner, it was probably, probably over one mile. I'm sure there were people who said that. Hey man, why don't you just stop? It's like, cause I blew up a plane with 250 people on it.

I'm in too deep now. I can't just stop. I'm in too deep. They're not going to just look the other way on that. I blew up a 747 dude. Didn't you blow that up to just get like a few people on it? One guy, one guy. Brutal.

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Yeah, like what we're talking about like I'm getting 30% back. Yeah No, I want to eat this delicious sugar tree test zero calories. I wonder how this happens Wait, how'd Mark Maguire just hit that ball so far? So true. Yeah diet coke is good. And then it's just you ten years later. You just have a tumor That's why also we're not making it a hundred it 165 million years like in like one generation Everyone's gluten-free peanut free whatever free like we're we're crew we're going this we're going down Maybe we're not let me ask you a question autism is on the rise right everyone's concerned about the autistic kids. What's going on? It's a bad thing. What if it's a good thing. What if these are people the X-Men they're evolving

Yeah to deal with AI we're becoming Chinese and we're going hey About you and the autistic is looking at us going we're worried about you You're our line. Yeah, you're going away. I saw that I saw like a clip yesterday of I don't I forget what it's called It begins with the G I think but it's a test in China that all like 17 year olds take or something like that And it's the hardest test in the world, apparently, according to this video. Is it an academic test?

But then it basically assigns you for the rest of your life. It assigns you to what college you're going to. It assigns you to what profession you're going to have. You have one bad day, your life is fucked. I was like, yeah, I'd be pretty autistic, too. It's like, this test defines the rest of my life. Whatever I need to get, I'm getting.

All the shit that we, to go back to what we were saying about the robots, the same shit that we are kind of turned off by of I don't want to live in the Matrix, I don't want to fuck a robot, all those things. We're probably gonna die out and the people who are like, cool with that shit are gonna be the ones who, yeah. It's just good the way they grew up. I don't care about human, the way we're like,

oh you need human interaction, you need comedy, you need music, the people who, they're like, no. I don't give a fuck about that we're like oh you need human interaction you need comedy you need music Like the people they're like no fuck about that Let's just all be smart and plug in and you guys are gonna die cuz you're dumb It'll be totally normal for them. It would be like if a guy during slavery got reanimated now He'd be like the fuck is going on here. Yeah, that's the I was I was at my friend's house You know like this is a while back and he had his other friends over night of kids So like the kids were all playing on VR headsets Then I got up to go to the kitchen to grab a beer or something like that

And I just kind of walked through the four of them and one of the kids just goes God, I wish I could live in the metaverse forever And I got like really depressed for a second where I was like, oh, that's a bummer But then like you're saying we're like, I don't know. They'll just be different than we were Yeah, like that's horrible former. But then, like you're saying, we're like, I don't know, they'll just be different than we were. They don't do that as a bad thing. Yeah. We're like, that's horrible for you. And maybe we're right, maybe we're wrong. But they don't do that.

I'm sure when I was a kid, if a parent walked through a room while I was playing video games, I'd be like, I wish I could play Crash Bandicoot forever. Yeah. And that would have depressed them. But you'll be fucking fine. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, the amount of, I posted a video the other day. I made my kids watch their original karate kid for the first time and yeah it was awesome and and my but my son was like playing an iPad video game while the thing was on and and The guy was like why is your son on a like looking at his screen? Like you should be watching the movie and I was like, yeah look at that screen not this screen All the same shit dude, it all becomes regular to be able to multi to watch two things Yeah, I said that I was like dude. You're missing the movie, and he's like no. I'm not this guy's doing this Yeah, I was like okay. Yeah, bro. I don't know I do I do

Personally believe he is missing the movie, but like you're fine. Are you like the kids? I always say to him. I'm like dude put it down Let's watch the movie, and then we come with some compromise. Can I play for 10 minutes? Yeah, but you know and the video just happened to have him watching like playing it while we were watching so I do agree with it But I'm also not freaking out. Yeah, no, it's not at the end of the like sometimes you watch a movie No, I'm gonna watch this movie other times you put a movie on you fuck around your phone Yeah, it's right and like my daughter is like so engaged and she's asking me questions and she's loving it and he's like kind of whatever And it is their styles. I mean, it's karate kid. You don't have to really My daughter is like so engaged and she's asking me questions and she's loving it and he's like kind of whatever and

I mean, it's karate kid. You don't have to really Mostly montages But it's my dog I want a rocky the other day literally just just They're awesome. They're great. There's no dialogue whatsoever the even I loved her reaction. She goes, you know, Daniel son hits the crane kick wins the tournament. She goes Why did he he didn't know he was gonna kick him? She's like he ran right into it. I was like, yeah We've been saying that for 40 years everyone who watched that movie 1984 in 1984 said the same thing. And here we are in 2025.

We got a kid going, he ran right into his foot. I never thought of that. He just walked into this. If someone goes like this, I'm like, whoa, I'm going to wait for you to do whatever that is, bro. Whatever that thing, when that's done, then I'll go. He just bam, runs in and goes, ah. It's great.

There really is something, too, though. As much as I'm all like, just whatever the kids are going to do, the in and goes, ah, ah, ah. It's great. It's great. There really is something too though. As much as I'm all like, just whatever the kids are gonna do, the kids are gonna do, I show them all of that shit from the 80s and 90s and all of them hit. They always are like, can we watch something new? And I make them watch The Mighty Ducks and Little Giants and Rookie of the Year, all that shit. And every time I get eye, I told you so.

Like, I knew you were gonna love it and you did. I don't know if it's the, they had their own algorithm back then before it was called algorithms, the montages, the formulaic, whatever, but they all still slap many, many years later. Well, cause it's quality now. But I don't know, when I was in the 90s,

if you showed me something from the 60s, I was usually like, this fucking sucks. Black and white, it was very few things, if any, I can't really think of anything, like, from this time difference ago, that, in my day, like, we liked. Well, like, shows like The Honeymooners, remember The Honeymooners? I guess television, maybe more so. Yeah, there was a few shows that, like, kinda... But yeah, I see what you're saying. Maybe it was the peak era.

I really kinda feel like, you like you know that there was like 1994 was a year where like everything is like they just figured it out TVs. Oh like TV you're right like TV. I loved happy days I love Gene and Friday was a call a Nick at night sort of shows I was like these are old but I still watch them Yeah, those shows also threw me for a loop where I was like I thought those were from the 50s. Yeah Yeah, yeah, those are like current shows that are just playing All fucked up, you know, it's wonder years all that shit

I used to love the one. Yeah, what are yours was like a real show was like Yeah, I was like, yeah your dad you and your mom doesn't know what to do Was it which one did the Caprio get a start on was it that or was it growing pants? Yeah Isn't it weird to that? Like when you look at the 50s 60 70s, 80s and 90s, you know when you're watching it, you're like, that's it. Like the technology now, it's just like the technology is going to be so good. It's just time doesn't, you don't even know what decade. You're like, was that 2008? What's the difference? Special effects, scenery. Even if you watch like a early 90s movie, you look at the cars. They look like they're from like the 70s

Yeah, and it's like now every car looks the same the monsters look the same the sounds all of it's just like this movie Could be 2025 or 2005 we wouldn't know whereas if it was 95 versus 75 you would know the fucking no right away immediately Right away. I was I was watching movie recently Vengeance you've seen that with With fucking BJ Novak and it's good. So it was one of Prime's first movies they did once it became a studio, but his character's talking about how we don't live in time anymore.

And I thought it was interesting where he was saying, he's like, nothing we do is in, we don't live in the moment. Where he was like, our conversations we don't have in the moment. And everything we live, we rewatch old highlights Conversations are from an hour ago that we're catching up on and I was like, oh, yeah, I guess That is true. We don't like fucking really interesting. Yeah, but I also feel like

storytelling used to be like a old School way of like entertaining where you would like pass down But you would like you'd get around and you got you in that moment. You were living in that moment Yeah, like this was like I was with the text thing really threw me for a loop. I was like, oh shit You're right. Like even conversations we have that is really fascinating because I know what he's saying and it's kind of like yeah That's a little weird. Yeah, yeah, like I'll get out of the podcast and hop on my phone and be like Oh, I got to come up for air after like three hours of recording and like what did I miss who's being? And you just kind of time travel back to three hours ago

Yeah, rather than just being like, I don't know you catch up on your timeline. Like here's what happened Oh, yeah, you're like caught back up to real life. Yeah It's like when you catch up on the DVR. It's a guy and I gotta watch the commercials Yeah, and then when like when when we're in the moment with people worth trying to get to that phone to see what's going on Projecting the future. Yeah. Yeah, That's so gay to worry about all this shit. I don't know whatever man. We're not in a moment I don't know and then I'm gonna be dead. We gotta gonna be dead, but we Was the thing that bothered me like worrying is fucking gay Nothing there's very few people unless you're like your family's being bombed right now you have to worry about it

But we gotta talk about something right like and about the internet like that's like look at your podcast in your own head like when it's like when you're talking about the internet I always feel like it's like you see that video yeah yeah and then like that's the conversation yeah I saw it was funny like did you see that video and you say yeah and they say that was funny? Or you go no and the person goes you have it? And someone shoves a phone in your face like watch this for three minutes. And then you have seen it and you go okay.

That would be a fucking great parody, that would be a great comedy like movie where the whole thing is that's the dialogue. Did you see that? Did you watch that? It's pretty mid. Two hours. Goaded. Fuckin yeah. Did you watch that? Yeah. Did you hear about Kanye? Fuckin yeah. Kanye fucking. And then they talk about a thing and then they move. The dialogue just moves about other shit. Everyone just talking about other people the whole movie.

And just right near fucking mid go to fucking cringe I was watching this thing where they were talking about this other thing oh I saw that thing where they talk about you see this other thing they're fucking they were talking about it at least like when you watch like movies and TV you can talk about like 15 second clip you can't there's nothing to really discuss yeah I saw it I don't know well I do think we were better as a society when it was like You would tune into like America's funny some videos and you'd be like I was funny that guy got hit enough But then it ended that just that just became our lives

Yeah, it used to be one hour with Bob Saget on like Sunday night We watched that dumb shit now that it just is a 24 hour cycle of like did you see that guy get hit in the head? With a shovel. Yeah No, I didn't what happens. It's a guy who gets hit in the head with a shovel. Okay that's it. The big change for me that I'm very curious about Gen Z is like we had like consequence free things where we could grow. We were allowed to grow, we were allowed to change, it was unrecorded like our mistakes weren't recorded like they can pick you on the internet now at any point during your development and just define you as that.

And so even if you're not a public person that could happen like with relationships or you make a mistake or you curse your girlfriend out or whatever and then she gathers all her friends, they do a group about you and they turn you into this fucking... Like... Dude, have you ever heard of the are we dating the same guy Facebook groups? No. Every city has these Facebook groups of girls that are, are we dating the same guy? And they just, they post a picture

or describe the guy being like, he seems like a good guy, but like, is he cheating, is he whatever? And it started out kind of as like a safety thing, like decent intentions. And then it just became like bashing guys basically. And there was this dude being like, my brother got posted in this group and

it was just a bunch of girls. They had one picture of him, no information. They were like, he looks like a date rapist, he looks like that. It's just... Wow. All made up! All made up! And this guy was like, I'm just a regular dude who's like, I'm single and like dating a couple girls. And the internet runs with like this guy, you know. It's crazy. That's it. And I can, when I'm around Jen's ears and where I look at their faces in the audience They all have this kind of

It's like they're it's like shell-shocked almost they're kind of like Skeptical trepidatious like they don't know they care if they were saying that being cringe is Like for their generation like the worst thing that can happen to you. So you don't mean cringe. I Guess you're awkward. I think it just- It'd be funny if she's like, you know, being mid, kind of. You can't define this word without other stupid words. But I think it totally prevents them from like trying things or putting yourself out

there because people are like, you failed, you're mid, you're cringe, all that shit. So it's like when I used to try something, nobody would really know about it until it reached like critical mass. Whereas like if I try something right now as a kid all my friends see it and they say that sucks You're lame and you're like, okay. I'm never gonna try something again. So cringe like rules the world Yeah, so they're all like that's what I mean. They have this thing. We're like all they're scared to like live. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, like fuck. I mean, can you blame them? Cuz it's like if I do the wrong thing or something camera whatever like yeah, it's fucking that's God

But they don't know anything different, so it's like, whatever. There's also the idea, not the idea, but when I was 23, 25, whatever, Gen Z, is like, I was scared to live. You know what I mean? I was pretty, I think that's part of it. What do you mean though?

How were you scared to live? I just wasn't sure who I was, and I was just always nervous and awkward awkward around I guess I was being cringe I wasn't comfortable. I was doing it lit. But I wasn't comfortable while I was doing it, but I was doing it. I wasn't comfortable or confident. I was doing shit, though. Just do shit.

No one's really comfortable or confident. They're all, everyone's nervous. That's what your 20s are, is just like falling down a tree, hitting every branch. And you hit 30, and you get up, and you're like, oh, I'm still all right. Like, fucking, I made it. That's a great analogy.

You hit a couple branches, you fuck a couple branches, get fucked by a I'm like fuck it, and I made it. That's a great analogy You hit it you cut you hit a couple branches you fuck a couple branches Fucked by a couple branches, and then you hit the ground you're like All right, yeah, basically you hit the ground and someone's pregnant Then you're like all right no more climbing trees. I'm a dad I do think though the next thing will be like when you go places they take your phones Yeah, do you think that'll be like certain clubs do that like comedy? Like they take your phones like you take your fucking phones and it's like you have to you have to be there You can't record the shit. You can't you have to be in the moment

I think people will value that I'm getting I'm getting on my Gary B now I Don't know if you're right. I hope you're right. But I think that's a great idea. I don't think you should surprise people. It should be known. When you come here, we're taking your phone. It's just so much more fun.

I really wish, though, that people could just not film. And it's really like you're a child. You don't have self-control so I have to take this away from you because like when I went to the mothership and it took away my phone it's like I really I plan on watching the show I'm not gonna film anything but I do want to be able to just pick hey I'm at the mothership we're meeting up afterwards whatever it's like whatever minor inconvenience I'm talking about very minor shit but it's like I'll

just keep my phone and I promise I won't break any rules but I understand that 99% of everyone else will it sucks so now we can have nice things. It's really what comes out of it. Because people fucking ruin it. You know, it's like you go to the airport, and I gotta go through this whole fucking thing. One guy, two guys fly two planes, and that's it. Fucking, you know, because of a certain religion. I'm not on my own podcast. Have you seen this fucking cackle?

Have you seen this TMZ documentary? They made it last year, but they're pushing the fuck out of it right now. That there was a fifth plane in 9-11 that got, I haven't watched it, but Harvey Levin's all over the TMZ Twitter being like, "'Go check it out." And then I clicked on it, and YouTube said like 15 months ago or something.

So it's an old documentary they made. I don't even know why TMZ is making documentaries. But apparently there was like a fifth plane that was supposed to be another, I don't know where the target're talking to make documentaries, but apparently there was like a fifth plane that was supposed to be another I Don't know where the the target was but they and they got grounded because they didn't have Food on the plane. There was somebody who was like, oh, I can't eat any of those things I have like an allergy or some shit and they said that there was a bunch of guys who in first class who were like We don't care. We need to take off now and they were like we have to go get some fruit and they were like We don't want the food

We need to take off like right now and everyone's like this is kind of weird these guys like really want this fucking plane to take off and apparently it was really like I don't know how this stock like TMZ is the one who uncovered it how this thing was fucking from last year hey these guys will find first class that's what I said Think I heard that Yeah, that's crazy Al Qaeda's bottom line here Buy a first-class get fucking 32b brother bro. That's no listen. That's that's that's

You're one of the other I get what you're saying if'm gonna die, I might as well sit in the toilet, or I'm gonna die, I might as well live it up. It depends on our case- How many people even this cause? Are you willing to be fucking group- zone three? Right. Yeah, if the guys wanted first class tiffins, I wouldn't trust them to fix the mission. I wouldn't either. They get all- they get some champagne, dude.

I'm not going to do this. I'm not going to do this. I'm not going to do this. I'm getting a free flight. I'm getting a hand job in the bathroom with a girl across from me. I know how an 8AM out of Logan goes, lot of emoses coming around. Once that stewardess comes with that smile, can I get you something to drink before the plane even takes off?

You're like, I'm not fine, I'm riding this out. You look through the selection and you're like, fucking what? They got good fellas on here? They got a whole fucking season of Sex and the City? Ben Laden was very confident in his soldiers. I tell you what, I get a taste of the good life. I'm not headed to fucking see my virgins up there. I gotta finish season three of Curve. That's why what they should do now, if it's ever just a long term flight,

if anyone's on any Teral terrorists or they're watching anyway, just make sure they fly Delta One. And you know they're not gonna hijack. They'll be radicalized the other way. I love America! Capitalism rocks, like you guys are fucking up. I can lay down and- These chairs turn into beds!

Dude, I'm laying down and the next person's all the way over there and I can fart without fucking people knowing exactly where that UFO came Dude I farted up in Delta one Cuz you know they're far away, I'm just like good luck figuring out what direction that came from I got this air air circulator Throwing a rock on the other side of the room for me. That's what I call farts in the air place, UFOs. Unidentified farting object.

I've always said that. I think the airport in general is like one of the best places to fart. Oh, it's great. Everyone's got headphones on. We're walking. Weird sights and smells anyway. Moving around. No trapped, like no victims really. Opposite of an elevator.

The polar opposite of the elevator. I got a question for you speaking of elevators. No trapped, like no victims really. Even if they do spell us for a second. The polar opposite of the elevator. I got a question for you speaking of elevators. And this is for the room. I forget if I brought it up to the room. Have you noticed that we've gotten rid of elevator music and it is a humongous problem for me. It's a great call. I've never sung in an elevator in forever. Elevator music is so important.

The better description now is grocery store music. Oh, I haven't been to a grocery store. Every time I go to a grocery store there's a banger up there. Nice and soft, but it's like some weird Madonna ballad. I'm like, I don't know, I fuck with this. Yeah, I dance. I'll joke around and dance with my wife. I'll start dancing because they always got tunes in them. But yeah, no elevator. What was that? It might have been in Austin. I was just in an elevator with a guy and I was like this is fucking miserable Like I mean it was nine seconds, but there's nothing to break the ice There should be some music just a little a chorus or orchestra back there something like that and every restaurant should have some low

mood music yeah You see the clamoring and the yeah, yeah nobody likes that building on me. Oh, yeah They're doing this is in like the metaverse. Yeah all these problems guys come on over here Turn on the music you see whatever you want. No big deal. Yeah, no problems, man All right, so the special is out. Yes history hyenas is back. Yes Anything else that's major that's going on just tour dates. You're on YannisPappasComedy.com will be on the road. Just check out all those dates, yeah. I'm happy to see you and Chris back together.

I think the people are happy. People are happy, we're happy, it's good. You know, we had to do it. Happiness is happy. Happiness is happy. Got the word penis in it. Yeah. Is that, we got back together, is that cringe or goaded?

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They controlled the tempo. Like I'm a big pace guy. You know, that's why I love Oats, different guys. Like you watch them play their style. Pace of play. I saw you giving a lot of credit to Coach Kirk, which thereby inherently kind of speaks to what you think about coach Clemmer. Yeah, we never like I was playing the troll early

in the season, but like he did lean on me for advice even in the games. Like what do you see? I kept telling him like we got to get out and run. We just couldn't run. Like they were brutes. I don't know what went wrong. A things went wrong like they I did say we Said we gotta go man I mean you guys were up what 13 I Hit the tree at 7 58 in the first half. Yes. I'm gonna say what was it 20 minutes the game 20 minutes running 758 they called the timeout. We're up 15 in the middle of Rico throwing clever under the bus we scored we scored 11 the rest of the way the whole game points and didn't start a red-leaf didn't from seven

minutes into the first end of the first half we didn't score the rest of for not even a free throw nothing nothing yeah yo and there's a lot of factors I mean we did they practiced a ton more than us they practice practice. I did yeah Yeah, we practice twice and both practices. I had four guys short. So it's like alright. Oh, so now you're throwing them under the bus Okay, I see what's going on. I mean I'm playing so much Wait is it true you've taken a job with I am now the GM no loyalty bro Wait, is it true you've taken a job with? I am now the GM of Kirk Minahan.

No loyalty, bro. And on top of this, they know how to- Why don't you just go to Chicago with this fucking guy? Get out of here! It turns out you don't just have a body like Kevin Durant, you got a brain like him too, huh? There's Slim Reaper over here. So people have- let's do the timeline here before you start throwing out these horrible allegations. I was- I resigned as head coach. I did not do a good job last night. Sorry. Okay fine You resigned like in real time. That was crazy like first

Job as the GM this morning these guys never offered me We're in a car ride for hours today They didn't offer me a job and then Kirk off me jobs, but now but now they have a new coach Who's your new coach? Dave Borna no Wow Dave Bornei. No way! Wow! We were flirting around the hypotheticals of like fucking around on the show and I don't even know how it came up but Marty was like if Dave got involved or something like that I was like dude he's made 500 million dollars like I almost want

to text him and say Dave how much would it be for you to be involved in this for one thing I think he would say 500 million. Marty's like, no, I'm texting techies. You know what? I'll text him. I'm like, give me the fuck out of it. So you guys are going to so regret doing this. What started as a fun thing for you guys with basketball is going to become your biggest nightmare. Marty text him and was like, uh, hey, he's like, you leave me no, he put the tweet out.

He's like, he left me no choice. Clembers like abomination left me no choice. I will coach for one game. Oh It's like the one game showdown. Yeah I'm just trying to wait a whole year for this or is this now? I hope I think they should build it up But whatever like who knows but whatever he wants to do it, but uh, I was trying to get into the GM role the front office He's like yo tell uh, he's like good luck babs saying no GM role of frontal office he's like yo tell uh he's like good luck Babs saying no yeah yeah yeah I also said the winner of this too is that seven foot fucking lanky ass

intern we gotta play D3 that kid just kind of chomped for life like it's Paz Paz was saying that like he he didn't want to like really step on toes and he didn't think that you guys needed him and he's not content but I'm pretty sure Paz would be like the best player here right two of our starters aren't... You think Pabbs? In content. Mulcahy and Jetski are in content, so speak. Pabbs threw a shoulder shrug at me to be the best player.

Yeah, Pabbs is very good. I mean, I don't want to speak for him, but... Yes. It seemed like you were stressing him out there. Okay, so where were we? So Dave is in. Agree to one one game one game that that really is more like I wonder if like is he coaching it in person or in zoom? Do like he does the college football show or the fucking NFL show like this floating mannequin

No, that's what I mean. That's why, I mean, this is primarily because Clemmer quit, though. He hates Clemmer. And he's like, if Clemmer steps down, and I get the chance to be the hero. If someone else was coaching and they quit, I don't think Dave does. I think this is half Clemmer.

I actually think I don't think it's zero. The fact that I can make one of the biggest media that's used in the world. Make him dance. Make him dance, Clemmer. Ask him all those. Because that is amazing. I got Dave to blog. Well, it's also who, yeah. in the world make him dance It's also who the opposing coaches yeah, yeah, I mean it's the

Coach yeah, he's a player coach And what is the GM what's's his responsibility? I help assemble the roster. You think you're gonna have any power? Well, if I guess that makes sense. You guys have tryouts and stuff, right? I talked to Kirk about that in great detail. But Kirk has named me as the general manager, which I mean, I won three titles with the Magic.

I'm doing a great job with the grounded on the streams. Virtual reality, motherfucker. Yeah. Virtual reality. Kirk and Dave going out. The clever Kirk relationship is it's like Peter Griffin and the chicken. It's like one of these things you guys are just like connected forever destined to fight but you'll always end up back in each other's arms. We're in

the same trivia team. We're in a good spot right now. Yeah. Kirk and Dave going at it. Me in the middle. Maybe they'll be an idol and play Rilem O'Brill again. I'm sure you'll stab Kirk in the back as quick as you can. So what? So you are you just not a New York guy anymore now? So now you're just done with the New York office? You're just a Kirkman hand guy? Well, I don't know.

How are you going to be a New York guy? Yeah, how are you going to be a New York guy when next year during the big game you're on the opposition? That was a tough question. Sure. When it comes to basketball, absolutely. I think I am, other than basketball side. This guy wants to fight for the allies,

and he's going to wear a swastika half the time. Nazi Clemmer over here. No, no, not at all. Burning books and fighting against the Borstal, New York. No, no, no, no. Other than basketball, I think I'm a very loyal New York guy. But when it comes to basketball? You are.

I'm actually, it's surprising that you bailed. You're a year ago down with the ship kind of guy. I was offered a position the ship was barely fucking sinking I didn't know the game is a bad coach Hannah bad coach. I didn't set the pace of play I resign I was a lot of things just not the pace of play it was a you I didn't do a good job Figuring out the offense like the problems later in that second half the game got away from me I shouldn't be a coach. I should be a GM. Well, let me tell you this much. When you guys were all packing up yesterday, I was in the bathroom with Ken Jack.

I said, good luck. He goes, I don't think we're going to need it. I said, I've heard those words before. And he was like, yeah, I just, you know, from what I understand, like, you know, in no world that I think we're going to lose, even with destiny on their side, wasn't it like 20 verse seven? Well, that's so, so I keep saying that, bro they have they have guys who went in for they were just literal bodies They're terrible. They're still that fucking that's a 30 second break. Yeah it does give them a blow.

Were you guys tied? Were you out of gas and they weren't? Well I said like they might out. I was. If you didn't score any points in the second half I think tied. I think stamina was an issue. Having played only 11 minutes, I was pretty fresh. When we played 1-on-1-to-1, people were gassed after one possession. They went a whole fucking back and forth. I played like 11 minutes. I was ready to go if ever needed. Were you ready to go? Because you had a wide open three at the end, I believe. Yeah, but he made that stuff.

People couldn't count the score. We were down four. Yeah, I didn't know. It was a bad mess. That was a bad mess. That's why they also didn't really defend because it was like turnover before that is the one that really killed me because I had The I had the inside track on the guy but I was gunshot because they have a fucking lunatic who took your legs out last Year so it's like I didn't know and I did think Marty was open That was this horrific turn of it that comes off the heels of Pat missing a one-foot shot by three feet and then I was missing Like and then they're missing free throws keeping us in the game like they gave us

a lot of chances we should have won whatever but yeah I mean it was full WWF the refs were in on it one of the kids went to my college a couple years ahead of me after games like oh sorry man I'm like you're despicable come on the ref came over to apologize it was it was like it was like it was like critical it was like it was it was wild I'm guessing this is common knowledge, but is it true that the ref tried out? Yes, they should moat So he's not connected to the show. He didn't feel like I thought that would be working in your favor like fuck Well, he did message me He's like I'd never I never rooted for anybody harder than New York in this game

And then I guess the envelope showed up than New York in this game. And then I guess the envelope showed up and they changed. I mean, I watched Kirk go running around the fucking court. We were beating guys. Nick or Marty would beat a guy off the dribble and that's where your offense starts. You get into the lane and then it's either a dump or a kick out or that guy just continues to the lane for a layup. When you get past that guy and then they're just physically assaulting you to the point where it stopped. Like literally, the game's- You're playing with the guys next to you know you pay if you go in the lane.

Oh the game just stopped. Like they were literally had like the guy would get past and they just stop and the offense would be dead and you look at the ref and they're just gonna be like ehh. Like the three at halftime was true like cop like that was like the the fucking shark eating the airplane and Joe is two or three or whatever the fuck that. Then you're like alright now now this is gone too far the whistle blows the horn blows the kid puts it up it goes and they got it. Here we go. I'm like we can review the tape. Yeah yeah yeah stoppage of play. They're like eh I'm like I can pull up my phone and they're like nah. So he wouldn't even look at the tape so it's like alright. So these guys are playing the these guys I got a quick time out to it the play the phrase you used for things getting out of control was when the shark ate

the plane it's when it's when it's when the shark is very well known yes yes I'm not doubting that there's maybe some scene in like sharknado that you're talking about but no no all right hold on when it jumps The shark that's when things start to decline. That's from happy days. I know the reference. Yes. It was a website jump to shark.com I know all that that's when things start to decline what I'm saying is a moment that is so ridiculous even in a ridiculous Movie that you're like this is the Everybody has to be out on that but that's what the jump to shark was a slow decline. People still liked happy days.

And then it was, but jump the shark was, that was the moment it went too far. That's what it's become. Yeah. Fair. It was wild. If you want to start your new phrase, it's like you ate the plane in George three. Yeah. I understand the reference.

Yeah. Right. It gets the job. You're right. Jump the shark. That works. I kind of like the drugs three. I know. It's when the shark eats the plane. I'm personally changing it for myself. I would now say, it's like when the shark ate the plane. When they fucking signaled that three, I sat there.

I was just like, I think I said it to Ramon. I'm like, this is a bad idea. Because the whole way up, there wasn't nervous energy. The more and more, listen, you can't blame traffic because we got out to a 15 to two start. So it is what it is. But the whole way up, I'm like, guys listen you can't blame traffic because we got out to a 15 to 2 start like so it is what it is but the whole way up I'm like guys like we can't lose this is that's that's that's coaching we didn't have your coach you didn't have your coach to like get you guys went into that like I

said even even the guys who were like hockey were like we're not we don't need it like you know what I mean it was very it wasn't like a put it this way if you told if you told me that we were gonna hold them to 30 points. I would say we won by 27. Yeah, what do you guys usually play? What do you in the fifth? I mean, it's a men's league It's in the there's a ton of times where guys just don't play defense you get but like yeah It's how it works. You always go over 30. Yeah, also even more So I would have said one in a hundred or a hundred out of a hundred. We win when they only score 30 points. Yeah.

Even more, a thousand out of a thousand. I would have said, what would, would you guys ever score 26 against them? No chance. Literally, literally never, never. Marty had fucking two points. These things just take a shot. Mulcahy, bro Mulcahy and Marty was so tired getting pizza after the game. They couldn't take their jersey.

Couldn't mount the physical couldn't take their jersey couldn't mount the physical to take their jerseys. Why are you still saying that 20 verse 7 wasn't a factor? They were tired they were done. He didn't get in the game. Bro, basketball, we were just talking about it before. They did beat them up. You're right. When you like take basketball for granted like it's not something you can just like really pick up and do at even a somewhat high level. You get tired fast. It's a lot of fast twitch bursts that you just don't do in your life anymore when you're fucking 40 years old. Everybody's like, oh, I'm an athletic. I can play. And it's like, run up and down the floor a few times. You're fucking, you're tired. All kidding aside, they practiced three times a week. They had multiple games they had and we had two practices before people showed up each time So it's like yeah, that's no one was preventing you guys from doing practices and showing up practices, right?

like Isn't like people I sent I said well you got a reasonable adult humans who are like we don't need to If it was me I'd be like let's just play the game guys I don't think the motivation for us was we could throw our sneakers out there and still win We'll show up it is what it is. They were playing for for glory friend do dot. Oh, yes I do not I also don't think this game gets off the legs like Marty was kicking around Kirk like oh Maybe we'll play game doesn't happen unless it's something unfortunately happen which for the great cause like his family was obviously really happy The other thing was they only really revived the league.

They weren't playing in a spring league before this, unfortunately. So like they didn't have the motivation to like, let's run back the best. Well, think season two with them. We didn't play in a spring league this summer because we got run out by the Russian mob in last year's game bagel mob. So like nobody really, so like the game came together and then once it came together, we were kind of like, yeah, okay, June 9th. All right, I'll make sure I yeah, we'll be there We'll be there. They were like here we go die hard. You know, so I go man Yeah, they were they were fucking in training in the snow different motivation. Yeah for sure I'm talking about something like so we lose the game. Yeah, like all kidding aside

I did want to win I really did and I put my head down my fucking sucks I picked my head up and the first thing I see is I really did and I put my head down my fucking sucks. I picked my head up and the first thing I see is this guy cinema his mom like Crying but huge smile on her face and all the Kirk guys were all like so happy they had gone to his funeral It was weak, you know, they seen the open casket everything and that was when Clemmer bailed in New York I was just like alright like I'll put this way Like that was not out of all the losses I've had in my life That was probably when he just wanted to be like, alright alright like the right team one that you can see what you want like listen

Listen when when it was game seven in 2001 and the Diamondbacks beat the Yankees they weren't worried about fucking Anything that's what they just fucking that's my spin zone. Mm-hmm cinema. God rest his soul. He was a competitor He would have wanted you to give a better up. I gave the best effort I said I really did I you guys I gave my best effort you I really did. You guys didn't give my best effort. You weren't any fucking practices motherfucker. Yeah, I was gonna say who were the four? Marty always showed up. Hubs always showed up. Pat showed up for one. Kenjacks showed up for one. Rico's got obelisks. I shot 40% from three. I know, but don't say, you can't say I didn't give a good effort when you didn't go to any practices.

You could have run some. Hey, we're talking about practice. We're gone man when I said go to man. This is your Allen Iverson, bro. We're talking about practice. You showed up at shop 40%. You could have practiced that if you were gone, you know. So like. That steal in three was something. Yeah, you had that ref. Fucking a man at the fat ref, because I did that in high school.

I mean, all the bench exploded. Like sneak in for that? No, high five the ref. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. But he turned like an idiot to signal a field goal. Yeah, you had to reach around. Just stand there like this so I could do it. Yeah, yeah, you turn like an idiot to signal a field Yeah, you had to reach around like this. Yeah Yeah, and then they didn't catch on the audio but my boy shout out Moses from our Paul Kelle projects on Instagram last week He was hitting threes in a mensley game and as it was in the air, he knew it was good Take it out the net so I was screaming that at the minute fans as it was going. They never caught it on audio the fans as it was going they never caught it on audio I was dialed in last night how many shots? two or five. the first half one was a little long second one

was in after a three that I made I thought I was going back to back Cubs gave me a nice little screen off of that and yeah I was talking shit what was like high score? Pat had. Pat had like 12. Yeah. And what about their team? Uh, um, Matt from Providence has like 14. Does Kirk play well or does he just? He played awful last night. He said he plays well.

He had a bad game. Yeah. So he plays basketball growing up and shit like yeah. But he knows how to play. He's always going to keep the possession alive. He was good. Yeah. I wasn't sure if he was like coaching or playing.

He knows how to play. He knows how to play. He knows how to play. Yeah. Well, it's a stain on Barstool New York. It's brutal. You want to talk tires for like two minutes? Sure. When I had a pause and I was laughing so hard when Shane Gillis buys the gun. Yeah. And this is like gun control. He's like, you wouldn't know anything. You're a liberal. I was fucking policy. That's all. The theater was rocking.

Oh. Massive laugh. It was like that first episode. It was like being at a comedy show type of laughter. People laughing at a screen that loud, I don't know if I've ever seen that. And sometimes they go back to back to back on the joke shift to rewind.

They were almost like watching a live audience would screw you up. Yeah, it was unbelievable. You've obviously talked about working with Vince. You had no idea Vince Vaughn was coming in? I had no idea I was doing that scene. I thought I was doing a scene with just me and Vince. And then, I'm sorry, just me and Shane.

And then like five, 10 minutes before McKeever, who's the director, was just like, hey, I think we're going to switch your role. And I was like, word. And I was disappointed because I was ready for my other role and then He's like, so it's gonna be you Shane Vince and I was like where I don't remember Vince from season one Who's that and he's like no Vince Vaughn Vince Vaughn's a guest star. I was like wait Oh, he's on right now. He's like, yeah, and then we walked down like Vince Vaughn was on his cell phone talking Notre Dame ball on right now he's like yeah and then we walked down like Vince Vaughn was on his cell phone talking Notre Dame ball awesome I had to learn new lines I had

to change wardrobe my boys are professional I was I was I've only sliced his finger off you so I I've only watched it once I it makes me very uncomfortable I was really really nervous. You can't see though Yeah, I thought you after all the years of downplaying and talking bad about the Italians. You should be one of the on the ammo guys Fucking The Ammo guy is yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he an on the ammo guy is yeah Yeah With the fucking slick back hair yeah, the crazy thing we were talking about like out here

Kyla Fox is not a fucking comedian bro. She is I've been saying it over and over Star of that show I mean all the guys are obviously literal stars But when Kyla is on screen it is so fucking funny. I mean, the guys are obviously literal stars, but when Kyla is on screen, it is so fucking funny. I think she's ripping a SIG. We like, you know, three, some two dudes and they put together that like, she's like, my boyfriend's gay. It's just like, so it's everything about it. It's like the half speaking to, she's like, I don't know. He wants to do it. It's like, it's just, she's kind of got like she's definitely daytime or nighttime Got the PA thing or whatever. I like when the guys screaming on the phone. Yeah, it's for you

Really is a little bit I think of like that is her life She's just been around those boys and like yeah, Philly boys Delco guys her whole life She was like living a what is scumbag life and three has already been greenlit I imagine right he was Shane was at the party being like I hope we get green lit for three and it's like right you gotta get green lit for three what do you think is the right number five I think I was saying I haven't watched a show like that that has the potential I think to even to be like an always sunny not like 15 seasons but I think I could see that going long enough where it's like you know the gang you know all the names you

know all the people they have a bunch of star cameos like I think I could see that going long enough where it's like you know the gang you know all the names you know all The people they have a bunch of star cameos like I think it could go I If I were them nothing really goes like eight anymore like that so like five is probably Longer I'm sure I've been seeing this year. I was doing rat race last week. Well haven't been able to watch this Oh, I like season one a lot. I heard this season's even better this season way Like I was fine you blows it out. I'm excited to watch this weekend. You see some comedies, like you said, always some comedies do. Because they have 22 episodes, like we were brought up, like cheers. Now it's like eight episode seasons, 10 episode seasons.

You can have this go for a long time. You're better off nailing 12. Yes. If I were them, I would want to do it forever. Where it's just like, it might be a two year break. Yeah. That's a big difference of like the office or actors whatever like the sunny guys were like three friends who wrote it

together that is those guys you know what I mean and I think it's only gonna get bigger and it's like they'll be like a Danny McBride cameo and then this cameo and that cameo and it just becomes this big thing but I think being actual friends it's like we're going to be doing something together we might as well just make it tired yeah I do love that the storyline though movies We can do our stuff. This is our like we come back to this It's like Sandler every time he films a movie with his friend, you know, bring the gang back to you exactly I do love that the storyline basically the end of season one is kind of the same at season two like hey

Let's just roll out another front, but you know what? There's an all but that's kind of what I want like, yeah, you know people used to be like entourage There's no fucking stories and it's like guy We don't know much watching this for a couple of fucking Watermelons on the screen with the end, you know the little end logo With the warning Vince will do something funny turtle and drowling make fun of each other Yeah, Ari makes an offensive joke and like here we go. That's my There's enough like like Shane being like

Like I oh I do need to be more ambitious. It's like this little break off a quick storyline. You get it. OK. Right. Sometimes it's OK that a show is. There's so many great sitcoms that we grew up with that were like that, that were like Seinfeld or.

It's about nothing. It's just the setting you're in. So many great shows. Yeah. Listen, we were talking. You know what? It wasn't a knockout, so to speak like it did get dumber as it goes But like a perfect like it is what it is show was the league

Yeah, and I didn't love it, but like you could be like it's a good like there's not you know It's time to watch something midweek or whatever okay? I know what I'm getting here I just want to minutes watch two episodes. It's not an effort like just yeah sometimes It's okay to just I only throw fastballs. Or I only throw sliders. Like, here we go. We were talking before the show. And I've always said, I don't really listen to podcasts much.

And it clicked for me. Me and Cameron were talking. I was like, oh, I do. They're just sitcoms. And it's just friends who get together and talk kind of about current events, kind of about their own lives. That's just in TV form. And you can just do that forever. Yeah.

Yeah. If you have the right mix and it's not like I just signed on for the money or I'm doing this in between my movies, we're all going to be like live together. Yeah. Has Shane headlined the movie yet? No. He's in Madden.

It's coming. That's not the Christian Bale movie. Yeah. I know he's in Madden or at least that's what the Yeah, that's where it gets a little weird for me with com like you guys deal with them a little bit more and I don't think like obviously you should like go get the money but It always feels like when they go to movies you worry a little bit of like I think Shane is very smart You know what I mean? Like I look exposure. I think like with with Kevin Hart

I was I watched Kevin Hart perform at my college. Like, underground, watched him, whatever. He was good in sparing roles. And then he became the movie star and he's out doing the press where he's in character the whole time. And you're kind of like, oh fuck. I hear what you're saying, but if you have a chance to become Kevin Hart, you go do it. Oh, a fucking thousand percent. But you do watch the... That's why I like Menescalco. He's dipped in movies He's still a comic so to speak like he was roots

Well, you know comics do always say you never want the shark to eat the plane in Jaws 3 And I think if there's one person who like I think Shane is very controlled about like what he does and doesn't do I bet He will do it when it's like the right fit, but I don't think he's gonna do something like just to do it I mean, I'm just saying this, I don't know. Yeah, that's my guess. Knowing the way he just does social media and the appearances he does and does not make, I don't think if someone threw a bag at him

and it was a shitty movie, he would do it. I think he'd be like, I'm good. Right, but you never know when those bags are coming, so sometimes- And also, when a bag is a bag, sometimes you're like- 100%, yeah, it's like, you know. But when you got Bud Light money and this money and that money and Patreon, I mean, those guys, all of them, the Barg you know, but when you got you know Bud Light money and this money and that money and patreon

I mean those guys all of them the bar gots ease the Burt's all them like They have five or six revenue streams that if you had one of them you'd be like More than a lot of big actors are just like that and I made it if you had one of them You're extremely well. Yeah, super well Yeah, I think Matt and Shane have the number one show on Patreon that alone is like your millionaires, you know, yeah, and then you have a Let you do what you want. Yeah, you could take take a six-month break and be like, but I'm coming out You have patreon you have your tour which you do like arenas you have your television show on Netflix

You have your bud light commercial money and then any other roles you're doing that's like five fucking insane Streams of revenue and your regular podcast that's just sponsored not patreon money Well, that's like six seven changes the game because now you don't have to take never we were growing up Like how many times comedians had to take kind of shitty product remember Dana Carvey's like the illusion where he's like turtle turtle like these taking These scripts don't want to do but they but they don't have all these other revenue streams that are available now Now now saying can do movies like the Madden one which looks like it's gonna be a really gonna be serious in that See, I kind of like that too. I want like with Sam like it's I think he has Sam or we grow up on Sam Everybody loves Sandler. Uh when he did uncut gems and those serious movies like great like love great

Yeah, like you don't have to do it all the time. Whatever. But like people just show people hey I got a curve ball too I I think Shane could do that too like don't do it all the way but definitely insert And like kill it same with Jonah Hill, you know, like Jonah Hill was a comedy guy wasn't a comedian But like when he went to Wolf Wall Street, you got nominated for a pretty sure right money ball Yeah, like put Shane in a couple of those. That's what I want to see Rob Rob McElhaney Who's the writer and showrunner of sunny He said that

He like he personally finds doing those roles So much easier because he's like he's like comedy is really hard You don't know everyone has something else that makes him laugh like there they all have weird unique traits that they're like This is what's funny But he's like, you know what makes people sad or mad or angry like that like those are like four things How to talk on your heartstrings he's like it's so much easier to do to act or to write like that kind of stuff than it is comedy so I think most comedians can like make that switch and I would think

Jim Carrey did it Jim Carrey yeah Robin Williams I like Robin Williams dramatic actor better than when he's funny I almost knew him as a dramatic actor. Like I didn't really know much of his comedy until later in life. So he hasn't had anything come out for a while, though. And on that note, it's such a Rika moment. I'm going to go ahead and put this in the fridge for a few minutes. I'm going be a good boy, I'm gonna be a good boy Thanks for watching!