KFC Radio - Yung Gravy Wants to Give Back to the MILF Community.... - Full Episode

Episode Date: August 25, 2022

We have more AITA's and Video Voicemails for this episode, along with a great interview with Yung Gravy. AITA - telling my sister her son needs to grow up - using my lacrosse skills for evil Video Voicemails - how many times would you take a punch in the face for money - thoughts on bringing Tupperware to a dinner Yung Gravy Interview - he really is into MILFs and has been for a while - creating his new song "Betty" - comparing himself to Lil Dicky and other artists - inspiring him to change the title of his unreleased song - and much more Timecodes: 0:00 - Intro 01:29 - AITA son needs to grow up 19:45 - AITA using lacrosse skills for evil 29:31 - VM punched in face 37:30 - VM bringing tupperware 42:52 - Yung Gravy Interview ++++++++++++++++++++ Gametime: Download the Gametime app at https://barstool.link/GametimeApp and redeem code KFC for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). Mattress Firm: To Unjunk your Sleep, go to https://barstool.link/MFRMBSS or a Mattress Firm store today and speak with a Sleep Expert NHTSA: If you feel different, you drive different. Drive high get a DUI Roman: Get $15 off your first order of Roman T-Support at https://barstool.link/ROMANkfc NHTSA: Drive Sober or Get Pulled Over.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

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We begin today with a 34-year-old female who loves her 29-year-old female sister. But her 5-year-old son... What are you confused with? There's a 34-year-old female and she has a 29-year-old. I thought it was going to be like she loves her sister. I was like, I don't know. Probably not.

I'm not even going to give you the... Well, no. I'll give you the title because we always like to play whether you vote in the beginning and then if you change your vote. Am I the asshole for telling my sister her son needs to grow up? Asshole or no asshole? I think I heard the kid was five, so

probably asshole. Okay. 34-year-old loved my 29-year-old sister to pieces, but her son, five-year-old male, has some issues. First off, he's not potty trained, not in school, anger issues, and he can't read. My sister has tried to enroll him. Can five-year-olds read?

A little bit. They can't, like, read on their own, but they can kind of, like. All right, so that seems like an unnecessary jab to throw in there. Yes. And he can't drive. Yes, that's for sure part of it. Like, I think if you're advanced when you're five, you can probably you know what maybe not i'm trying to think of my kids like shay is now six and a half and shay can like read but it's like creepy like she's pretty like far along it's like how

fucking you do that keegan just turned five he's a little more like you know he might recognize like dog and cat but it's also like hey what's this one woof woof and he says dog you know, you might recognize like dog and cat, but it's also like, hey, what's this one? Woof, woof. And he says dog. You know what I mean? So. I mean, I know perro and gato. I don't speak Spanish.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Right. I can't read. But yeah.

So that's definitely a dickhead thing to put out there, you know. Potty train, you know, maybe a little bit of a different story. But, you know, Keegan just learned how to shit in the toilet like a week ago. So maybe not even. My sister tried to enroll him in schools, but they end up not being able to meet his needs. Since the kid is not potty trained, he also doesn't know how to wipe on his own.

She recently had another child, and I'm worried that that child will have the same issues. Recently, we let her stay the night since we were hanging out that day, and it was late, and it was just better to have her stay. In the morning, I only see her packing up her stuff to leave and she quickly rushes off with just a goodbye, which is okay, but the only thing is her kid peed on the couch

and she didn't let us know and didn't clean it up. I realized that was the end of it. So I sat down my sister and her baby daddy and I told them they need to start teaching their child how to be more independent since he's five and obviously can't do basic things. She ends up storming off. I can tell her boyfriend agrees, but she won't listen.

And no, the kid doesn't have any mental disorder or any other sort of thing. He just wasn't taught basic things. My family has told her countless times that the kid needs to be enrolled in school and needs to be taught some stuff. So am I the asshole? I'm going to say yes, and I'm going to do what all parents hate. And I'm going to equalize, Denzel Washington style, owning a kid with owning a dog. I believe the correct term you're looking for is equivalent. Equivalent, sure. Equivalent raising a kid. I don't know why I threw owning on there. With owning a dog. dog and i believe the correct term you're looking for is equivalent equivalent sure

equivalent raising a kid i don't know why i threw owning on there with owning a dog it's equate by the way not equivalent okay okay i just was flying around too okay okay i didn't catch it i didn't catch it i can tell that i told you the audience to know that i was fucking around i told you i got a foggy head today don't fuck it with me foggy head syndrome today okay okay um okay. So you're going to equate a baby to a dog? Yes. Because I think everyone has their buddy who doesn't really train their dog. Yep.

And that dog sucks to hang out with. Sucks. Sucks. He's jumping on me. He's pissing. We have to like... Lock him in a room and let him out. It's a problem. Don't let him go. Don't let him go. I didn't let him go. He's just going. I didn't him go right right um and the uh that dog's a pain in the ass to hang out with yeah and i still i've hung out with that dog through countless friends

throughout my entire life and i've still never said dude you gotta fucking trigger i don't help when the dog gets out i don't go chase it anymore. Heavens no. The 70,000th time this has happened. Heavens no. I don't go fucking chase him with you anymore. But I've still never been like, hey, you got to fucking sit down and train your dog. Sure, sure. So I imagine if I've never said it to any of my friends whose dog put me in great distress, I will never say it to any parent.

And especially, people get defensive about their dogs. They get really defensive about their kids. So if you're not willing to pick a fight almost and start it. Now, also, but do you equivalent friends to family? Because this is a family member, not just a friend. You said friend's dog a lot. If it was Benny's dog, would you be like, Benny, you gotta control this thing.

Probably. You probably would, right? Probably would, yeah. If it was one of your sisters, would you? Is it a boy and girl thing, or is it a family and friend thing I could see you saying it no I would do it the same way I handle any situation

that desires or demands conflict which is very subtle silent jabs boy this dog sucks somebody should put this dog down Very subtle, silent jabs. Boy, this dog sucks.

Somebody should put this dog down. Just really undercutting. I wouldn't even undercut the dog. I'd make examples of better dogs. Look at this guy. He's unbelievable. Boy, it would be great to hang out with a dog like this all the time. I've just got a YouTube compilation of the best behaved dogs.

You want to watch? I can't believe it. It is. I could see that. But I really could see you saying, Benny, what the fuck is this dog? You know, literally doing it like that. Almost in like a funny way. And he would be like, I know, I know, I know, it's a nightmare. But at least it's then out there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's kind of like,

no, no, no, I'm making a point here, you know. I think I could do that now. But the problem the problem really is equivalating a dog and a baby is just not... It works, but it doesn't. You know what I mean? But in this case, actually, because you're on the side of being quiet. I don't think... If you would say I would speak up

about a dog, I'll speak up about a baby. Can you pass me that? I don't think that would play because being critical of people's babies is... Well, this isn't a baby, though. This is... I don't fault the thing because the kid can't read.

But aside from that, he's still five years old. You're an adult. I don't know. Everything he said, everything this person said, it doesn't sound that bad. Well... What, he pissed on your couch once? I'd do that, too. I'm 34. And why the asshole for telling my my friends that his 34 year old friend needs to grow up here's the problem i'll equivalent the dog thing as well when people say there are no such thing as bad dogs there's only bad owners

i would not say hey your son needs to grow up i would would maybe say, hey, you two motherfuckers need to clean your shit up. Yeah. Because this kid, not to be too dramatic about it, because what we're talking about here isn't the end of the world, but this kid's not getting a fair shake at life

if his kids, I mean, if your parents aren't putting you in school when you're five, that's like, you need to be in school. Five years old is like kindergarten. You need to be in school.

And if you just give up, like, oh, you can't potty train? Well, and he doesn't know these rules. Well, whatever. Like, you're putting the kid behind the eight ball here. Nah, I like these parents. I like these parents. I think these parents, they're a nice experiment, I guess,

an experiment within the grand American experiment. Just letting your kids go. Let's just fucking see what happens. How bad could it get? Honestly, God, I hope they never put this kid in school. Let's just fucking see what happens. How bad could it get? Like, honestly, God, I hope they never put this kid in school. Let's just see what happens. That would be interesting.

That's what I'm saying, dude. Like, he gets to play sports still. Just like everything he learns, he learns from society. I legit think that school right now for my kids is 99.9% social skills. Yeah. Meeting kids.

Which you need. Yeah. Yes. But if you still play sports and have play dates and shit, it's like if these parents were still plugged in and we're like, yeah, we're homeschooling him. But homeschool is just like you're watching YouTube. I bet you they're just as smart as the next kid. Yeah.

Like, what is the point of? Probably not. I don't know. Yeah. I'm sure I use addition sometimes in my life i don't know when i don't know why why do i need to know addition was less time you added something when was i added something you do the bill you do the bill but i can do a calculator you know you also say you know just basic like you're planning a vacation How many days and nights are you going to be there? Oh, I can't figure that out.

How about like – Kevin. Can't figure out how long you're going to be on a vacation? I mean I'm sure I can. It will take a little while. To figure out – like if you're just like I want to go on vacation from Sunday to Thursday. How many days is that? We're not even talking about a dish. We're just talking about counting.

Five days, four nights. Yeah, but I'm surprised that you're like, yeah, that was hard. Did you see what I just did? Give me credit for this. How are we off the rails to you not being able to add? I don't know. I would say that this is way more on the parents than the kid because the kid is not getting a fair shake.

I would say you need to... What I would have done here is not say that your child needs to grow up. I would begin with something small. Not small, but specific. I would say, hey, Johnny peed the couch. Pissed all over my couch.

You need to clean that up before you eat. What, with Spongebob on? What? You always piss with Spongebob. Imagine if they had a really specific answer. Was there a Cars for Kids commercial on? Yeah. Yeah, that's how it goes.

We don't let them watch Cars for Kids commercials. We have rubber sheets in our – we have rubber cushions on our couch. It's just not a thing in our house. I think if you, if you said something

specific like that, because that is undeniable to be like, oh, I ran out the door without cleaning up after my kid's mess. That is,

well, it could be, you could deny it, but you're an asshole. And then I could stick it to you. Because now I'm not talking about your kid. I'm talking about you,

you know? And I'm not criticizing your parenting skills. I'm criticizing your like, social, like, just hygiene and social skills someone you brought pissed on this couch you need to clean that up and i'm not offending your kid i'm not offending you as a as a mother i'm offending you as just an adult you know yeah uh i would probably go that route um but the other shit almost needs... Some of this is like concern.

Like, hey, I'm just concerned that my nephew's not in school. But like you said, it's an experiment. Maybe we'll figure out if they come out ahead. I think every town, every year of babies, one baby gets selected. You don't get to do any of this stuff.

I love this idea. There can only be one. Highlander. In every town, there's just this baby who's just like, he just babies around. Like, you keep him alive, you feed him and all that shit. For sure. But, like, when it comes to the school year, Monday through Friday. And, like, you can teach him shit.

You can be like, this is mine. I mean, I think what we're describing is homeschooling. No, but, like, I feel like homeschooling is much more... Structured. Yeah. I'm talking like the old school ways. It was just like there wasn't really an education just to learn what you need to know. What we're describing is a one-man orphanage. Yeah. A one-baby orphanage.

We're going to give you a shelter, a roof over your head. We'll give you meals. Every one of these kids is turning out to be a serial killer. I read... Every kid's a school shooter he's like why you guys didn't invite me well that's the thing though everybody's still like they would be invited to things you can still like meet the other kids yeah they just don't have to go to school it's almost like winning the lottery that kid like is hoping for that you know i think i think we find out some pretty interesting stuff about the american education system one baby and

we learn it's pretty dumb nonsense. Yeah, no, that's for certain, man. I'd be teaching. They'd be like, can you take an MCAS? No, he doesn't know how to fill out a Scantron, but he just built this house. Yeah. I don't know. You tell me who's more valuable to society.

So final answer, she's not the asshole. My final answer would be this woman, these parents are the assholes for not really doing a good job with their kids. The kid is not the asshole because he's been, you know, he doesn't have anybody

teaching him anything. I would say that the 34-year-old female calling out at this point is not wrong in her viewpoints that like, hey, we need to change something here. But she's an asshole in like the regard of like, this baby sucks and like you need to clean it up. Nah, man, I respect to change something here. But she's an asshole in the regard of like,

this baby sucks and you need to clean it up. Nah, man, I respect that. As long as the baby sucks, you just gotta tell it. But this baby doesn't suck. This baby is just not being raised right. But the baby might suck a little bit. Maybe. But the babies that suck are usually the parents.

I think as a society, we're too scared to call out shitty babies. Yes. But this is not a shitty baby. This is just a baby who's not getting any care from her parents. The people you need to call out are the kids who are in school and all that shit, but their parents are afraid to call them out when they are an asshole. I know there's some kids that Keegan associates with who are –

Is he a businessman? That was funny. I know some kids that the circles Keegan runs in. Yeah, no, he associates with these guys who are borderlining on bully and just kind of being an asshole. And I was at a party once and i don't know if i've told this on the air i might have told you guys separately but um keegan was playing with this kid we were playing catch me and keegs because i it was a party but like the parents

kind of stayed you know yeah and um we were throwing back and forth, and this one kid, like, jumped in and grabbed it. And I was like, all right, cool, like, throw it back. And I tried to do, like, a little three-way catch. And then he, like, started, like, bumping, like, shouldering Keegan out of the way to, like, steal his ball. And at first I was kind of like, hit him back. Like, I'm a big fan of like i i my mom told me this and i gladly passed it on to my kids of like don't start a fight but don't be afraid to like

finish a fight someone else is fucking with you like you know one time she said to me like if somebody's like hurting you like you go tell the teacher right and i was like you know after you maybe hit him with a fucking two-piece biscuit. Two peas in a biscuit. But eventually, and I'm looking at the parents there. I'm kind of like... But I should have been like, your kid's being a dick. Go police this. They just weren't doing it.

They were there and just kind of either not watching or do watch. And they just kind of like not my boy. I couldn't be my kid. It's like, fuck that, dude. Your kid is being a dick. And then I was like and I had to be a dick to the kid. I was like, I'm not throwing the ball anymore if you keep doing that. The game's over. The game's

fucking over if you keep doing this. I should have just fucking whipped it out. Your kid couldn't catch it. Hit him in the face. He do it hard. I do it just as hard as Keegan. Shut up. Keegan. Yeah, I should have just fucking whipped it out. Your kid couldn't catch it. He couldn't catch it. Hit him in the face. He threw it hard. I threw it just as hard as Keegan. Shut up. Keegan catches it every time.

I mean, I told you. I've abused so many kids in my life. It's crazy. Physical abuse, not sexual. Not weird, dude. Chill out. That's when I beat them. And I was like, whoa.

No, I fucking just hit them with things. Just slapped them around a little. Relax. Anyone who's ever worked at a camp abused kids. I promise you that. Again, physical. Physical. Just physical.

I would shoot bucks at them as hard as I could. They would be in little shit heads. And then guess what? Whoops, it was a pass. You weren't paying attention. I mean, physical, not sexual. Dude, we used to make them do fucking sprints across the ice while we just fired hard passes back to each other. But there would be 50 kids,

so there's no way the pass gets across the ice. No way. So it's just like hitting a kid in the ankle, and he's dropping. Send him home with some broken shins. That is unbelievable. We used to play dodgeball and just pick on one kid. Timmy, he's such a pain in the ass today.

You wouldn't take a nap. Dude, I'm reading some of the replies here. Not in school, like I said, is a red flag. Not potty trained, legitimately. By the time I was a teenager, so I was kind of a kid too. I think I was like 16. I was only beating the kids when I was a kid. You can beat up kids when you're 16.

16 to 18, I think. Everybody in the comments are like, call Child Protective Services. You're the asshole there, too. Like, the kid is not potty trained. Child Protective Services. Not being in school is like a big red flag. Not being potty trained. Like, Keegan was very late to the game.

We, like, just did that. So I can certainly sympathize with that. Anger issues is, like, you know, he probably. He's a little shithead. Yeah, like, he's just, like, a little bit of a fucking jerk when he. These kids, like, can't control their emotions. They don't know. Now, there could be a line where it's, like, you're a bully.

But I think having outbursts here and there and you just, like, you know, are not, like, well-behaved is behaved is like not the end of the world. And you can't read is like, like I said, five is like you're only beginning that. If someone calls Child Protective Services on that, again, the school thing is like, I don't know what the rules are with that. You do have to like send your kids to school or say you're homeschooling them or whatever. But other than that, if Child Prot services call came to like you can't just call child protective services all willy-nilly no you certainly can't do it when the father was just tweeting out a story that was a silly fucking just funny story about when i was trying to when

the father was trying to change her out of her fucking ballerina outfit and was struggling with it hypothetically and you definitely can't call Child Protective Services as an anonymous troll for that. I agree with that pretty strongly. Okay. Game time. The exclusive ticketing partner of Barstool Sports is the ticketing app that makes it easier than ever

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I got to. I'm going to say that lacrosse players. Poor lacrosse, too, by the way. They have such a bad rap. I'm like, what's that, rape? I was just going to say. I was just going to say. Do you mean that you raped a girl?

Poor fucking lacrosse, man. All they do is like the sport. They didn't do anything. Nothing. And it's just like, what, did you rape somebody? They had a party once that was completely normal, and now we paintbrush them all with the rapist card. The whitest of brushes.

The roller. You got to own up to it. You're a rapist. We're bad people. Well, I don't think they're rapists. I do think that they have a reputation of being like a yuppie, like Patagonia vest wearing, frat boy douchebag. So you using your skill, you're probably a dickhead.

You're probably an asshole. Whether or not specifically remains to be seen. Let's find out. This starts off with, my wife says I'm being a huge asshole. I like to keep my front lawn. I feel like if you're married and you're using your lacrosse skills, you're probably kind of an asshole. I'll be honest. If you're not still currently playing high school or college lacrosse and you're talking about your lacrosse skills, you're an asshole.

Real side note, at what age do you think you can still talk about sports? As if you played them? Not even if you played them. At what age can you still think that playing sports makes a guy more attractive? Where you play that card as a guy, you talk about it.

Or even better than that, when you talk to someone else, it's almost like, what sport do you play? It's like when you still ask the question, what college did you go to? Eventually you get old enough that you're like, that's not the question anymore. The same idea of when does sports stop even being part of your personality or your status or whatever. I'd say probably after college. Yeah, I agree.

Maybe you can go a little bit more. Maybe you can take 24. My cutoff right around there is if you're 25, 26, and you're like, yeah, no, I played D3 lacrosse. It's like, don't even fucking tell me that. That would be like me being like, yeah, I was in a club at – I worked at the yearbook at school. It's like, we don't fucking care, dude.

It's never going to be a question I ask, and it certainly would never be an early question I ever asked. But I do appreciate knowing still. But also by – Knowing that you did play, that you weren't happy. Just knowing what it was. Because also now, by the time it comes up now at my age, our age, is that like by the time it comes up, you already had a feeling.

And then it's like, yeah, you play hockey. I fucking knew you were hockey player. And you can just like kind of – you can tell. But there is something too because it's how you grew up and it's like the culture you grew up in. You absolutely get along better with people of your sport. It is – That is true. But when it comes to, well, let's read this and see where we're at,

and then I'll see if it applies to me at all. Oh, shit, I just got a text with Shay real quick. Shay, our little, our, like, rule is that if she sends, if a blue heart comes through, I know it's Shay. Really? So I don't like to miss my, and then I send back a purple heart. just said your favorite color is purple but i use the purple heart true purple heart over here um let me see what this um so my wife says i'm a huge asshole um i like to keep my front lawn very neat and tidy i'm not ocd about it but let's just say if I lived in a homeowners association,

I would not ever be warned about my lawn. Okay. You're an asshole for that. Yeah. I have one neighbor who lets her dog crap on my lawn. This isn't an issue. It's what dogs do. Other dog walkers also let their dogs do their business

and promptly pick it up and walk a couple houses down to the bus stop and put it in the trash or take it somewhere else if they're walking the other way this one neighbor however doesn't pick it up unless someone is watching her well i have a doorbell camera and i can see from my office when this happens the last two weeks i've been using my old lacrosse skills and a homemade poop finger to return to return her property. I have gotten enthusiastic, and I didn't always land on her lawn. Sometimes the house, sometimes her sidewalk, one time the roof.

So I guess this guy's just scooping and throwing it back. By the way, you know, this went totally different direction where I'm much more, we can discuss that you're not an asshole. I think you're both an asshole. I think you're both assholes. But it's no blood. Because it's like

this woman is putting shit on your property first and so therefore she's throwing the first poop. But to be fucking winging, like no matter what the issue is, if you are winging shit around the neighborhood with your lacrosse stick,

you're being an asshole. Why don't you just bring it back and put it down? Yeah, well, I guess he doesn't want to fucking, like, go across the street. Yeah, but, like, I think that's a fair thing to do. I mean, you don't want to walk across the street. I guess how far it is. If you think you can accurately get on their lawn or the roof of their house, it's fine, too.

I think you should avoid getting on the sidewalk. But if you can accurately get on their lawn or the roof of their house is fine too. I think you should avoid getting on the sidewalk. But if you can accurately get on the lawn or on the roof of their house, fair play. If you're not good enough at your lacrosse, you're not using your lacrosse skills. You're using... Well, no, you are. Your lacrosse skills are just limited. Yeah, you're using the lacrosse skills everyone fucking has. You're losing the lacrosse stick.

I can, yes. I'm using the equipment from lacrosse. I can pick it up and throw it and miss you know everybody can just throw things

it's a matter of the accuracy so that's a great point she what she should say is and it would kill him so much more

you're not an asshole you're a shitty lacrosse player yeah right right knife to the heart for this Derek dude you know like you're so bad at lacrosse life you don right knife to the heart for this derrick dude you know like you're so bad at lacrosse life you don't even live with a homeowners association that's not very lax bro

of you dude that's not very retired lax bro um the the uh the thing i was talking about more with the lacrosse players is like i i just heard a story recently about like these guys were talking to chicks and still like using sports as like their game, you know? Yeah. And they were like late 20s, like 27, 28, 29. And I was like, I'm so far removed from it and i'm also you know like i never used it so i'm probably a little bit the other spectrum like you're fucking like you need you know tell me you know when you're older it's like how much money do you make what's your job how cool are you like a million other things before you're like yeah you know i scored like

goals in my club hockey. Or even if you played – I think this one guy played for a D1 school, which is like, yeah, that is impressive. But it's like you're 10 years out of that, bro. It's getting to a point where I don't know if you can use that anymore. I would strongly agree that you cannot use that. But do you think 24 is the cutoff? I think 24. I think you can use that. But do you think 24 is the cutoff? I think 24.

I think you can use it however often you want. I think it's probably not going to fucking work on many people at all. If there are girls who are still like, I want to fuck a college hockey player who's post-30, I guess you might. It might be that you're in shape and

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support. Hit it, Johnny. Oh, I know that. That's my boy, Riley. Riley Radbedenko is his name. He's the Surviving Barstool superfan. know that that's my boy riley oh yeah riley rat badenko is his name he's the uh the survivor surviving barstool super fan season two of surviving barstool coming out on august 29th the final week of august into the first week of september season two was electric and i will shoot you straight right here i am a straight shooter I'll talk to you directly as an honest host. Last season, season one was a phenomenon. Came out of nowhere. We got hundreds

of thousands of views. We had 50,000 viewers concurrently watching the finale. It turned into one of the all-time pieces of Barstool content and in my opinion launched all the other game shows you've watched this year. Season two, I was excited for. I thought we were going to raise the stakes. I thought that it was going to be bigger, badder production. And when I saw the cast of characters, I was like, you know, last time we had Tommy the villain.

We had Bree, the new blossoming superstar. We had Nick, one of the funniest guys. We had Kelly, who already is a reality TV show freak. We had a bomb squad cast, right? Cowboy, Dave, everybody. This cast was all new people. It was all rookies. It was a lot of people you might not know at all yet. And my first reaction, and I know some people had it too, was kind of like, oh, we don't know these people. We don't have a lot of their backstory and stuff. Doesn't matter. This one was just

as electric as the last one. There are all sorts of ridiculous gameplay and alliances and backstabbing and just interactions that you would never get any other way. So if that was any of your concern, throw it out the window. It lives up to the hype and then some. Go ahead, Riley.

What do we got? Alright, how's it going, fellas? If someone came up to you and and then some. Go ahead, Riley. What do we got? All right. How's it going, fellas? If someone came up to you and offered you $15,000 for every time they punched you in the face, how many times would you let them hit you? Ooh. I like that. That's a great question. Fuck. I mean, so do you have to agree up front?

Yes, because anybody can throw it to her. Not that you can take one and be like, oh, I'll take 100 of those. No, no, no, because front? That's, yes. Because, yeah, because anybody can just go and tell her. Not that you can take one and be like, oh, I'll take 100 of those. No, no, no. Because I think that's the game. Because it might be, because A, you also can just take as many and then give up. It's either A, I, you know, I agreed to too little and I lost all this money. Or like, oh my God, you just broke my nose and I have to do 50 more of these. Okay.

So, all right. Now let's settle upon a person who's doing it. Let's say a size at least. Okay. Okay. Yes, that's fair. Let's say Zach is punching me in the face. Zach's punching me in the face?

Yeah. A hundred thousand. No, but let's say, how tall are you? 5'8". Let's do a little bigger than that. No, let's do an average male. I think an average male you'd probably say is 5'10", 175. I think it's 5'8".

Oh, is it? Okay, so Zach. All right, so Zach is punching us. 5'8", 175. Regular-ass dude. No fucking training. no nothing like that. I'm letting that dude take a lot of cuts. Yeah?

Yeah, he can go a lot. Uh, I would say a guy who is 5'8", 175. And we're talking. But also, I don't need that much money. It's not like I'm like, I mean, I have money. What do I need money for? Um, the, I would be happy to walk away with 100 grand. Can we all?

Wait. You got to get 10 punches, that means. No, no. He's at 15,000? Yeah. Okay. So you got to get like seven-ish. That's easy.

Fucking easy. Okay. But now let's make a standard for the punch. Are we doing like what these guys are at? Like a fucking, as hard as you can, like crow hop? Crow hop seems to be a bit much, but like I'm thinking you can kind of just fucking keep your feet planted, turn your hips.

Okay, so like a feet planted, boom. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm probably going to go down at some point. Honestly, dude, I think 10 is a lot. Like, the first one in your mouth and then just the next one right on your teeth. But you know what? Here's what's going to happen.

Right? Like, you're going to lose all your teeth. But here's what people – You're going to hurt his hand, I guess. He's going to be in a lot of pain, too. Uh-huh. And those punches are going to get a lot weaker a lot faster. I mean, I know it's a lot weaker, but you can go left a couple times, too.

Particularly if it's a guy who doesn't – Yeah, not used to that who's who like he's gonna go and like like his first bunch of oh fuck yeah those ones i might go 50 because those punches are gonna get weak well yes so the i feel like it's almost like if you can get through 10 you can probably get through like 50 right you know because he's gonna eventually be like yeah again but there's someone like no training they're gonna be like wait this is hard you know how in movies

even still today I don't know that does not feel good when you're like you see someone go like ah it's not that bad but like

when you fucking connect with like part of my jaw here or maybe even like guess what it's hard you missed you fucking hit my head

can I move my head I mean you hit that fucking rhinoceros nose of his. You're breaking all your bones. You can go into it, like lean into it. Yeah. No, because I think then you could just literally duck it.

If you're allowing head movements. But if anything I'm doing, I'm going into the hand. No, because then you're going to headbutt his fucking hand. That's even, you know. No, I think this is like somehow your head is immobilized. I would say even for, let's say you're not – don't even factor the hand and moving and all that shit. I'm not trying to get punched in the face. I'm like $5,000.

$5,000? Yeah, like I think if you were – So you're taking one-third? Like you have to open hand slap me. Yeah, like I think – oh, I meant five Yeah. Like I, I think, Oh, Oh, I meant five punches. Oh yeah.

Yeah. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I was thinking, I was thinking $1,000, $15,000. That's an interesting idea too,

though. Can I just get like slapped? Can you just like, just kind of like poke me in the eye for a thousand. Um, I think I would get, I would think I would do five punches. So that's a,

what? $75,000. Like I think, yeah. Cause I would think I would do five punches. So that's, what, $75,000? Like I think – yeah, because I just – you know what? Like when you have a broken nose and someone hits it square four more times. It won't hurt that bad in a moment. No? Yeah. I've never really had – I got punched in the nose once and I think I kind of broke it.

But like I never have had like a smash nose because I just bare knuckle repeatedly to something that is open that'd be fucked up if someone was going to punch me in the face and they go for a spot every time I don't know what it implies I think what it really implies is a guy doesn't

know what he's I think it probably implies the first one is like square and then the next one is, like you said, that hurts, maybe get some cheek. Yeah, and they're going to find out pretty quick that the fucking human skull is mostly bone. Yeah, there's not many soft spots. I think the main place you would want to hit is here.

Because I think that would do the least damage to you and a lot of damage to them. Yeah. I think the great back here. Back here. Right here. I would do the con air. Yeah. I think they're great back here. Chaining is where you knock out, right? Right here. Kill a motherfucker. I would do the

con air. Yeah. Right in your fucking brain. You're hanging out with some friends and putting back a few drinks.

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Nah, you live nearby. You can make it home, okay? It's not a big deal. What are the odds you get pulled over anyway? And even so, what's the worst that could happen? Your insurance goes up, you lose your license, you lose your job, you total your car, you kill someone. Everyone knows about the risks of drunk driving. Everyone knows about the risks of driving drunk. The results are tragic and often deadly. However, that still doesn't stop everyone from getting behind the wheel under the influence. that's why police officers are out here right now looking for impaired drivers on our

road to save lives so if you think you're okay to drive after a few drinks think again play it safe and plan ahead to get a ride it only takes one mistake to change your life or someone else's forever drive sober or get pulled over the case you're a Radio, Cass McHugh, long-time listener, first-time caller. Do you bring Tupperware to a family party anticipating there being leftovers so you can take it home for later? All right, thanks. If you,

B-Y-O-T, you are so poor and so garbage that I will, like, I'll start to have to ask you questions like, what homeless shelter do you live in? I'll have to ask you, like, what are you addicted to? Why are you homeless? Are you running from the mafia?

Like, the questions that need to come out after, hey, no, I brought my own Tupperware for later is insane. First of all, if that's a family thing, we've got to deal with it. If it's a friend thing, I will not be your friend anymore. I will not associate with you if you bring your own Tupperware to my place. We don't have to deal with family. I do not want to know you as a person. You get cut out of my life if you bring your own Tupperware. It's honestly not.

The Tupperware, yes, is a huge issue and a very, very big problem. But it really isn't so much about the Tupperware? It is... It's honestly not... The Tupperware, yes, is a huge issue and a very, very problem. But it really isn't so much about the Tupperware but the fact that, like, bro, my family stays eating until the food's gone.

Yeah, there is no... There is nothing. There's no leftovers. We fucking... We got the... Not the bison burners, Bunsen burners. Like, the fucking...

You know, they have little trays with little fires out. Yeah, like the... I don't know. It's like a gel You light on fire What are those called

What's it called Catering like Yeah Catering candles Sure I don't know exactly What they're called But whatever

And it is It is We just stay there And we just do trips Back and forth Until we are Until the food is gone Yeah

And you just keep eating All day Yep And then you just And then you go home Yeah And then you pass out You pass out probably Then you home. And then you pass out. You pass out probably then you go home. And then you pass out,

wake up, go home. That's just how it works. And anybody who's loading up... Dude, you come with Tupperware, I'm liable to beat your ass. Yeah, that's disrespect. Because you know what it is? It's either the only way they're getting it then, because all that shit's going to be gone, is that they're almost taking it right away.

They get their plate and then they just fill up their Tupperware and take it away and now you're taking food from the party. I was going to say that fucking that like I thought this person was I thought the hypothetical was going to be someone was bringing food to the party. In Tupperware? Yeah, and to which I would have said that even

is trash. Because the person who hosts the party hosts the party. Yeah, they have to provide the food. You bring the fucking wine or whatever. What if it's like a potluck, though? Potluck's garbage, too. Agreed. But if it was like, I'm going to make my special dip or my special dish, I'll bring it. But when I think of a party like this, I think of a holiday.

I'm thinking of a funeral, to be honest. Really? I'm picturing Thanksgiving or Christmas or something like that. Yeah, yeah. To show up, ask your guests to bring something. If you're going to ask me to bring something, then don't host fucking Christmas. Right, then you're too broke to host. So you're responsible for all the food, and you get to keep all the leftovers.

There probably won't be any, but you get to keep them all. That's the fucking – How it goes. That's what we're doing. Now, if you – let's say you don't bring your own Tupperware. Where do you stand on taking home leftovers from a family party? I've done like a slice of cake maybe. Well, I've broken into their house for a slice of cake.

Okay. That's not trash. Me and my mom. I was a kid and I was like, I want some cake in the house. And she's like – Whose house was it? My aunt and uncle. My aunt and uncle's, yeah. I bet I can get it. Whose house was it? My aunt and uncle's.

Yeah. I bet I can get it. And then we got it and took some cake. I think if you take home leftovers from the restaurant, I just hate you. I think you're trash. And I know a lot of people do that. And I know when you're younger, too, people are like, I got to take this filet mignon home with me. I get that.

If you're at a point where you really don't need to do that then don't fucking do that i i but from a home from a home party where you're just gonna like get in the car and go right back to your crib and also mama mama or grandmama made her fucking like dish that you could only get there you know or the dessert that's only possible because of the family recipe or whatever that is different i think yeah it's not leftovers leftovers. That's like making sure that you get the good. But even that, that fucking is going to go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you would think that John has like fat family, but he doesn't really.

I guess they just all eat like animals. Yeah, we're pretty. If I know about one thing in this world, it is junk sleep. Unfortunately, I have had a lot of junk sleep in my life, just like everyone these days has. Because we all have one more meme we want to post. We all have one more TV show we want to watch. One more song we want to listen to.

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Go to magicfirm.com. Go to Magic Firm's store. Speak to a sleep expert. Un-junk your sleep. Do you know Glennie? Yeah, I mean, we did. We did a conversation. did what is the conversation glennie's the man one time in la otherwise it was good he is living the dream bro i said the

only guy living in a dream more than him might be you really yeah man not beginning a lot a lot lately is everyone's like yo man you just like kill it presley i met him the one time everyone's like man you guys like the same person. Yeah. Come on in, brother. Thanks, bro. Thanks, man. Oh, you're Queens. He's got his babies. He calls him my Queens.

Awesome. Awesome. Gorgeous women. Gorgeous ladies. I respect it. Cheers, brother. Cheers, baby. Thank you for coming through.

We appreciate it, man. Cheers, bro. Let's get it. Uh-oh. Spilled it already. Here you go coming through. We appreciate it, man. Cheers, bro. Whoa, still there. Here you go. All righty. You saying what people have been giving you that a lot lately?

Yeah. I mean, I did the, the, what was it? Oh yeah. You said, yeah. So people said that you were a lot like Caleb,

which I think is a very good compliment. I think whether they're talking about the looks or the, uh, just like the general, like general, like, you know, composure. I've been getting that a lot. Yeah. You know, Southern, Southern, whether they're talking about the looks or the uh just like the general like just general like you know composure i've been getting that a lot yeah you know southern southern like do you call like i remember when caleb first started working here he was called erica our ceo miss erica and

that was like the first time i heard his first name yeah that's funny bro that's that southern charm the same man my roommate's mom comes through a lot. It's Miss Audrey. Yeah, there you go. That's funny. That is funny. But, yeah, I mean, I feel like you live in this kind of this fantasy life right now. I mean, the new song is top of the charts, right? That's the... It's going on.

I mean, a lot of it in the beginning was kind of like underground, SoundCloud. And now we're reaching that point where it's like legit. Yeah, man. I have the fans, man. Barstool and all you guys have always fucked with me. I've had like the college fans and I've done countless college shows over the years. But the like mainstream radio and stuff is kind of more of a tall motherfucker. There you go.

Yeah. What are you? I saw somebody list at six, seven. I'm six, seven and a half. You are not six, seven and a half. No. No way. I mean, you're taller than me. You're, you're, you're, you're.

Come on. You've got a full eight inches. Yeah, it's a full skull. Fuck yeah. All right. Tall motherfucker. I'm tall. Were you always tall?

When did you hit that growth spurt? Man, I think when I graduated high school, I was 6'6", and then somehow over the last, like, you know. That's late to get another couple inches. Yeah, I just randomly got number two. I think it was just confidence. Confidence and becoming a rapper. I had a buddy who was 5'8", maybe, his junior year of high school.

So pretty much, like, you know, you're thinking you're done. You're usually just about done, yeah. Yeah, he was playing soccer because he was a 5'8 guy, and then he broke a bone. Short person moves. Well, it plays into the story because he broke a bone, and when he got his x-rays or scans or whatever, the doctors were like, we're looking at your growth plates, dude. They are wide open. They were like, you got inches to go.

And he ended up being 6'5". That's sick. So he went from like 5'8", like 6'5", when he was like 17, 18 years old. So now everyone that has ever met him says, do you play basketball? And he was like, no, because I never played it because I was small my whole life until it really, you know. Yeah. So anyway. That's the go-to, like, lame question anyone asks me.

You play basketball? You play volleyball? No, man. You play basketball? Do you play mini golf? Like, you know what I'm saying? It's like, no, man. No, man.

Oh, you're just wasting that body? Like, no, I'm doing other fucking things, dude. Right. Yeah, man. I'm out here. Also, by the way, it's, like, fucking hard to, like, you know, play professional basketball no matter what fucking size you are. People are like, you play D1?

Are you in the league? Dude, I think I saw a stat that was fucking crazy. I think it was something like 75% of the people over 6'10 do play professional basketball. Well, that, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It is. Like, I mean, 6'10 is so few people. We know one, no. There was one dude. Maybe it's 1 and 25. I forget. It's some fucking dude. No, but it is wild

if you're over, like, that height. Yeah. Because I'm like, I think I'm like 99th percentile, but if you're above my height, if you're 6''re a freak and up you're like that's because you know what sucks is when if you're not an athlete in that now it's just like planes and cars and beds and all that shit sucks for you yeah you don't get the everything dude i'm the perfect height so i'm six seven and a half i'm the perfect height because the average doorway is 6'8. But you still got to duck.

No, I don't have to duck. You go straight. I have a half inch. I have a half inch. Don't you instinctively do it? I mean, I'll do it. I'd be nervous as fuck. When I drive into the garage in the city, I always go like this.

Like my car is going to shrink. The thing is that I never wear any type of, you know. So you're on the ground. I never wear any type of like heel or whatever the fuck you call it.. I never wear any type of, like, heel or whatever the fuck you call it. What size foot are we working with here? 13. 13. Nothing too crazy.

No, it's like good, you know. Like Jackie's foot. You got big feet? Huge. She's got paws. She's got hooves. Yeah. Hell yeah.

Big feet, big hands. I'm sure some fellas are into that. You know, like, I'm just jealous. Yeah, you're right. She tells all her girlfriends, if I had a dick, it'd be the biggest one in the bunch. I do not disagree right there. Respect. You do look like you'd have a big dick.

Absolutely, yeah. You got your own female swagger, but you definitely would be packing. I know, I would. Jackie also says that nobody can knock her over. So if on the way out you want to just give her a little bump and see if you can put her out on the ground.

I'm not going to do that. Definitely not going to do that. That's the headline if you want. The media pressed off. I assaulted a woman. Amen. So, are you out here? You out here fucking moms? I you out here?

You out here fucking moms? I'm out here Oh You out here fucking moms? Am I your fucking moms? I do fuck moms Yeah That's not like a

It's not cap Did that start as a schtick And then you did it Or you did it And it became schtick Or you just fuck moms And it's not even a thot I did it

First When I was in high school Oh wow Okay So this did start like before you were yeah no yeah i don't want to name like you know like how old i was how they were you know you know doesn't matter anyways i i that was early one of my earlier experiences um when i was growing up and i've always just thought he lost his virginity to a mom yeah i always just thought that that you know millsfs were fire.

I always thought it was dope. And when I started rapping, I was like, you know, this needs to be spoken about. You know, people sleep. You think people are sleeping on milfs? I think people have been sleeping on milfs. There's a lot of milf knowledge out there now. I think there's a lot of action. But was there before gravy was, you know. That's a lot of action, but was there before, before gravy

was, you know, that's the question now. I don't know. You know, I think the MILF hype has grown. Dude, I was going to say, listen, you are popularizing it.

I can't give you the MILF. You didn't invent the MILF. No chance. Jennifer Coolidge just said she fucking, she didn't variety.

That's Silver's mom. That's Silver's mom. Yeah. She said she fucked 200 dudes after that. No! I saw that. I saw that. Oh, good for her.

That is awesome for her. Just like, yeah, I'll ride with this shit. See, it's just... There's the occasional moment where MILFs get shined, you know what I'm saying? But it's like, you know, just the average, like, bad bitch will get, you know, shined every day.

I think... The MILFs have their moments, and I wanted to bring more of those. See, what I respect about you is you talk the talk and you walk the walk. Yes. Because a lot of people are like, I love MILF porn. But they're not going to go, are you actually going to fuck a mom? Fuck a mom. Right?

Because I'm in between the two where I'm actually not so much a MILF porn guy and I've maybe slept with a mom or two in my day. But when I first did it, the first time I hooked up with a mom, I was young too. It was after high school, but I was really young. And I was fucking horrified to see children's paintings and stuff like that. I was like, fuck you up good if you're at their house. Fuck me. This isn't good.

I don't like this at all. You're saying that you were at her house and it was on the fridge. Like a pasta necklace. I was like 19. I was like, I don't know about this. The way I look at it, man,

it's like you're over there and like this woman, you know, like you're giving her something that's probably going to inspire her for the next, you know,

couple months, you know. You're boosting her spirit so then, you know, that's going to pass on to her kid and the kid's going to

have better art on the fridge. Let me tell you something real quick, brother. I wet her bed. So I wasn't. For real? Oh,

man. He pissed the bed and I think left a note saying, sorry, and bounced. I left a note saying, sorry, I'm like 19 actually. As if that is because I lied.

I'd like been like, I, she thought I was, I worked. Man, we've been there. We've all been there. I got one,

one story from college where I don't know if I've ever said this on a podcast or anything, but I did the same thing. I was really drunk. The girl would probably see this, and I guess this is when she finds out, but I had this neighbor that I used to go fuck with a lot because she lived right on the block from me. I went to University of Wisconsin. She lived right on the block from me, And it was just a good Tuesday afternoon It was perfect

And then one night I got really drunk And I ended up sleeping with her roommate But they were cool It was a weird dynamic Upside down pineapples Anyways I was really fucking drunk And I peed the bed And I woke up

It was really wet It's never just a little bit It's a full bladder full And I peed the bed. And I woke up. It was really wet. I peed a lot. It's never just a little bit. It's a full bladder full. Yeah. So I reached over and I feel her. And I'm like, oh, it's almost like she could have peed herself too. That's how bad it was.

But it's like, I was drinking a lot of water trying to hydrate before bed. So it didn't smell bad. And it wasn't yellow or anything. But I knew what happened. What was the move though? Did you own up to it? No, no, no. Here's what the move was.

I got up. I got up. It was slightly selfish of me to shower first, but I went in the shower, took a shower, came out of the shower, went into the kitchen, grabbed a glass of water, walked back in, turned the light on, and I'm walking towards her, and I was like, oh, fuck. Tripped. Wow. Splashed a full glass, oh, fuck. Tripped. Wow.

Splashed a full glass of water on her. That is. So we talked about doing. I have the same move. You do the same. But you do the empty one. I do. So he just gets a cup and puts it down.

And he's like, oh, shit. I spilled. I just woke her up with it. I woke her up. I remember you had the water on her, too. Okay. It was like she was awake to watch him go, oh, whoops. She woke up to the splash.

He'll put the fucking empty bottle there and then go back to sleep and be like, oh. What did you forget to put the cap on last night? This is crazy. See, if that girl was like, you know, like if she studied something in like the, you know, chemistry or something, she would know. She'd be like, you know,? This has been here for a while. She could tell. You've got to be careful. Smart.

You need to be smart. I went to Wisconsin. These were smart girls. I was like, no, I've got to make this recent. I had to make it fresh. That is fucking... But you're right. I hope that some girl out there is like,

huh, I thought he was just clumsy. I thought he was six, seven and a half and just tripped. Yeah yeah yeah It's Melissa or Melanie Or something like that I peed in your bed I'm sorry I'm sorry that I did that

That's fucking great man That is funny shit I saw that there was a A fan I don't want to belabor The mom thing too much But I do have some questions About it

It's all good A fan who was like Like fuck my mom Like take her out And do it And then was like I mean that mom. Take her out and do it. And then was like, I mean, that's a little weird, right? It happens every day. Really?

Plenty of times. Every single day I have so many DMs. I think you are a fucking cool dude, man. I do not want you banging my mom. Yeah, it's a whole thing, man. It's become a thing. I started the mill thing and then it just took off. And I think these younger fellas are just like, man, it would be so cool if Gravy fucked my mom.

I don't really get it. But you, I mean... I get resumes. I get pictures of their mom, the phone number, facts about the mom. I've gotten legitimate resumes listed out with information.

It's crazy. Here's my mom's favorite position. Dude, my mom gives such a good blowjob. You gotta hook up with my mom sucks dick dude believe it or not there are some weird love like close to that level messages but but i did do i did do a contest where i was like you know the number one winner will get a date with their mom and the kid was super into it and and i posted a video of it there's a video um of the date that went down. And it as expected.

People are wild. That was cool, man. It was cool. And in the end, man, I mean, I've already spoken about it. They all know. I posted the video. She commented on it.

She was like, yes, we did fuck. And then the kid is commenting, replying to that like, hell yeah, mom. Like, man, it is a weird, we live in a weird era. You know, I teach the gravy fan base is doing their thing. I just, whoo.

That would not be – I don't want anybody doing that with me. I do remember, like, younger me, though. I definitely – I'm 34 now. Just yesterday. Happy late birthday, my friend. Thanks, bro. Appreciate you. I remember like

when we had like an ATI question when we were younger where it was like if one of you like which one of your favorite athletes would you

want to fuck your girlfriend or something and I was like I was like oh Brady could fuck her or like I'm like listing like Patriots or fucking Bruins

or whatever and like now I'm like none of my athletes can fuck my girlfriend that is not happening anymore

but girlfriend is different than mom, you know? Well, I guess what? No athletes can fuck my mom. Yeah. But I think I'd rather, I would definitely rather an athlete or somebody fuck my girlfriend than my mom. Really? That's a hard one.

That's a hard one. Because at least, first of all, nothing's guaranteed. It might not last forever. Probably after you fuck Young Gravy, it's not going to last forever. But at least, I don't know. She's young. She fucks other people. She's fucked other people.

It just seems more like that's a more natural thing than my mom is banging Young Gravy. What does your mom think of it? My mom, banging young gravy. See, my mom's single. What does your mom think of it? My mom, on this note, my mom's single. And I mean, I haven't had a girlfriend for like a year now. But thinking back to when I had a girlfriend, I think I probably would have rather had, let's say, Blake Griffin fuck my mom than my girlfriend.

Really? Yeah, because my mom's single. Yeah, yeah. I feel like he would treat her well. He would treat her well. Blake is a great guy, so I don't want to put him down but I think I'd rather a guy that I think

would like date my mom I don't want my mom to be like I hit it and quit it one night stand I want somebody to take my mom out What if your mom's the one kicking him out of bed Yeah listen if my mom is just like out for that dick and she's just like yeah like you filled the role now fill the role fill the hole now get out here oh my god that'd be fine but like that's her business i think my

mom's opposite my mom is so sweet i think that if blake hit it one time i think he'd be cuffed bro i think yeah i think he'd be i think he'd be part of the family it's cuffing season my mom's sweetheart yeah imagine that headline just be like blake griffin is dating young gravy's mom yeah i wouldn't. Blake Griffin is dating Young Gravy's mom. I wouldn't be mad. That's not a bad addition to the family. At this point, there's so many times where it's like, oh, this person's mom, this person's mom is with Gravy. I feel like I might as well

give back to the community. It's funny how it does flip from I don't want you to fuck my mom, but if you took it all the way and you married into the family it'd be cool if Blake Griffin was part of my family. Yeah, yeah, right, right.

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so the music is, uh, the, the Betty is, is a banger. And I feel like, um, Kevin's been seeing all day.

Yeah. I mean, I've been, I was, i was driving i was going to a podcast in la we're east coast guys we barely go to la and uh i made the turn onto the street that was right off of santa monica boulevard and it's the one i don't know if it's famous or not but it it has it's just lined with palm trees like all in a row a lot of instagram i guess so yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

But that's shit that we don't, like, see at all. And I just made the turn, and the song came on. And the radio. No, I put it on, but it was, like, the way it hit as I was driving, and I was like, this is a vibe, man. This felt good. It was getting out of this fucking city and doing that. So, yeah, it's been on my brain for a while now.

But it's a brilliant, you know, it's a great, brain for a while now but it's a brilliant you know it's a it's a great you know interpolation yeah I was a sample interpolation the sample the terminology is interpolation because we we didn't use the original version of a song we created we created which basically just yeah and and they're even even like the whole song like even the never gonna give you up part of the song we we did ourselves because oh dope okay that's not it just saves some steps in the legal process yeah um what is the deal with that you do you still need permission and all that or are you just yeah so we had to get permission from from the writer still

after that but it just it just like took out one step for like if there's any label involved you know it just makes it a little easier and i got i got a dude who can like make anything shout out to nick so yeah so he did that and um him and i wanted to sample that song forever i knew it's such a new like could come out hot but then once me and me and my boy willie started it it was like man this is gonna be a hit so so i think there's so many songs like that and i don't know enough about the music industry business wise but you know there was a moment in the 90s where you know with bad boy and a lot of samples and a lot of interpolations from like older music that i i feel like now there's that's been you know 20 25 years since some of you know original rap classics and and pop like hits that i think there's a whole new generation

that you can do interpolations and samples that some of these young people won't even know the original, don't even know what it is. They just know it's fucking heat. I mean, ever since I started making music, one of my main things was sampling. My first song to blow up was Mr. Clean.

I sampled the Cordettes, Gravy Train. I sampled Maxi Nightingale. I've always been sampling stuff, but I feel like it became a lot more popular in the last couple years to do that you know a lot of artists have been sampling more lately i wouldn't say that i necessarily inspired that but like there's definitely a lot more you know of that happening these days which i think is amazing where it's like there's there's these new generations people that haven't heard the original and then they get a little taste of both you know they get a new song and they're like oh if i fuck with this i'm maybe let me

pick the original. Rick Astley just can't stop getting accidentally hot. He had Rick Roll forever. I think he's back on tour now. He's touring right now. I mean, that's what's cool about the world. Kate Bush with Stranger Things. She was the girl who had the song on this latest season of Stranger Things.

You get on the right TV show, Stranger Things where like you get on the right TV show movie TikTok sample whatever and all of a sudden like your career

it was her first the song came out in this in 86 I think it hit the top 40 for the first time ever this year because of Stranger Things

even then it wasn't a top 40 hit so you came through like independent right are you on a label or anything now I'm on a label Republic yeah yeah

but I mean I came up you ultimately made that choice so like well yeah yeah yeah at late 2019 i um finally signed but yeah i was that just it's just uh money wise or logistics or easier or whatever like i mean like like at the time i was just kind of convinced that i had to based on the people that were around me um i'm happy now that i'm at the label, but like, I don't think I'd be far off from where I am now without them. You know,

I have like a very organic family. Yeah, well, that's what I was going to say. Organic and cult family. Did you ever think about just saying like, fuck it, I'm going to own all my shit

and keep all my shit and not deal with you guys at all? Yeah, well, once you sign, you can't really do that. Well, that's what I mean though. Like before signing, did you think about it?

Before signing, no, I didn't know that was a possibility. I'm from Minnesota. No one's in music out there. So the only people that I knew were in New York, and they convinced me that I had to do it.

So after I did it. But it's all good because the label people are really cool. I've spoken with the heads, and they're like, you know what? We get it. So I get to release some music independently as well. Oh, that's dope. I do a lot of projects with Baby No Money. We do our own side shit, so it all worked out.

That's interesting how labels, because we deal with a lot of comics mostly, and their kind of thing is always like, I want to put my special on YouTube as well, be it if they sign with Netflix or Amazon or whatever. And it seems like bigger companies are more and more willing to let that happen in order to get talent to sign with them.

Yeah, and it's kind of like, they don't fuck up often but it'll be like oh look if i'm like really feeling something hey you fumbled this bag like let me do this or like whatever yeah and then like you know and then then something will happen and they'll deliver really hard man especially like with betty lately like radio i've never really had many songs on the radio my music isn't really radio friendly you know almost all my songs are super dirty yeah underground sound to them but now betty's on the radio like crazy and like i wouldn't i wouldn't be able to be there without without a label you know the label helps with radio shit a lot i i feel like uh have you had a moment where like the song was on the radio and like you heard it uh not with not with betty yet

it's crazy because it's it's playing the radio so much everybody every single day i get hella text from people like all over the country like friends from places that are like oh like oh listen to this i haven't heard it yet i'm not when i get when i get into uber is if i'm driving i'm like yo station put on that station i haven't heard it yet but i heard my song oops i heard in, that was my last like hit. I heard that on the radio when I was in an Uber and I was like, like not fully there.

I wasn't really paying attention. My friend was in the car. I thought he was on, on aux. And I was like, bro, what the fuck? I was like,

bro, what the fuck? Why are you playing it? Like, I don't like listening to my own music. I was like, bro, what are you doing?

But, but it was the, it was the radio playing and it was the biggest station in LA. So I was like, don't think that's gonna be fucking sick i i would that's the only time i could listen to my name i think for that and that alone i could maybe at least get through a couple verses or something like that oh yeah i'll let it play i was like i want to see if they like say something that yeah that was young gravy oh yeah yes sir listening to your own music is tough man i i don't know how like i can't

ever listen to my own podcast or anything yeah yeah play back a video i'm like i i don't see if i want to hear it but you got the you got you got those pipes you got that voices like like a pirate yeah you should do like uh voiceovers and that's the next thing man doing like disney voiceovers i've done a little bit of like voice acting stuff that hasn't dropped it um and i've done you know what i used to do on soundcloud was i would sell producer tags you know like yeah you know you know like oh metro boom and want some more yeah or like all the if you're on metro don't trust you i'm gonna shoot you that type of shit i used to do those for like way back when like you know you would sell soundcloud repost there was this whole hustle on soundcloud but i would sell to do those for like way back when like, you know, you would sell SoundCloud repost.

There was this whole hustle on SoundCloud, but I would sell to producers like for 50 bucks. You send me whatever you want and I'll say it in the mic. Could we get you to do like a KFC radio drop for 50 bucks? Yeah, let's get it right now. All right. What do we want? Give me a bowl of that whiskey and I got you. Okay.

Go ahead, John. Here we go. I think we just need a basic Like you know Or something about Something about your mother Oh how about like You're listening to KFC radio And like your grandmother's gonna die I would say your mom's favorite podcast

Yes yes yes You're listening to your To your mother's favorite podcast Yeah this is Young Gravy You're listening to your mother's favorite podcast KFC radio Hey what's good little baby It's Gravy

This is your mother's favorite podcast kfc radio i'll demo you 50 bucks you like the whiskey yeah it's really good you know y'all should take a poll too you know don't be a coward right when i first met dave what like two weeks ago i called him i called him a coward on site i saw that that's that's that's like i don't know i guess it's like within my friend group it's kind of Like two weeks ago, I called him a coward on site. I saw that clip, dude. That's like, I don't know. I guess it's like within my friend group. It's kind of my go-to, you know.

What's up? You called him coward? I'm like, what's up, coward? With no background or anything? It's just like a friendly thing. But I was like, you know what? Like I know Dave's going to try to like, you know, give me some shit. I'm going to come in hot. Yeah.

He answered the phone. I said, what's up, coward? He was, you know, it took him a second to warm up to it, but it worked out. That sounds about right. Sometimes he doesn't catch on to exactly what's going on with some of that kind of shit talking. I also think you are like born for the content side of the internet, too. Like, I think you could have a podcast. You could do a video series.

I've seen you do, you know, I was watching some video. You dressed up as a fucking gecko with your face painted green talking about girls putting pussy on their neck you know like you you um which by the way i i was in spain one time and i was i went on a search because they had advertisements all over uh all over as in salamanca spain and then advertisements all over the place that was perfume that smelled like pussy. And it was like... It does make sense, logically. It's called...

What is it? Vabbing. Vabbing. Vabbing. Oh, really? That's what they call it, where you put your coochie pheromones on your neck and it's supposed to attract men.

See, I thought... Maybe I misread the sign. I didn't speak Spanish very well. It was the guy puts it on and girls think that you smell another girl and they think that like girls like you so they go out girls like guys definitely now that we're saying this it could have been i think perfume for women yeah i don't think i don't think girls found their guy to smell like pussy jackie weigh in um i don't

know i think i think if a guy smelled like pussy you'd be in the group chat being like I think this guy smells like pussy this guy smells like pennies it's like the fellas might be proud

but I don't think anyone else is really getting too high about that like dude this girl smells like dick I gotta fuck her smells like dick that's the name

of the next single man smells like dick I actually got a I got a single on my album Smells Like Dick that's the name of the next single man Smells Like Dick I actually got a I got a single on my album called Smells Like Money but shit man I might though make a remix

make a remix man sure you smell like Johnson I swear man you put that in the next song it'll take off man Smells Like Johnson Smells Like Johnson how much how much of you is like You put that in the next song. It'll take off, man. It's like Johnson. It smells like Johnson. How much of you is like, there's definitely an element of humor in your rap, but you also can fucking rap.

You've got good wordplay and punchlines and all that. Do you, and I've talked about this with Lil Dicky and some other guys who have kind of gone down the same road of like, do you think of it as rap first or humor first or just it's all one thing, music, entertainment? How do you view it? I usually will make a song. It's the music first. Like usually when I write, I'll basically write.

My style of writing is I'll meet up with the producer. We'll make the beat together. And then I'll kind of just you know top line freestyle over the beat you know write like the hook and the sounds and everything kind of get the flows down so basically we'll have like a song put together

out of just like short gibberish if you can find those files it's pretty funny to listen to because it's me just like oh yeah bro I'm telling you that's where the content would be yeah

you put that on your YouTube channel and you'll make more money off that shit than the song that's crazy so so it's definitely the music first, man. It's always been like that for me. I think a lot of people who may have just heard Mr. Clean or maybe one or two of my other bigger songs

might look at me like, I don't know, just like a comedy rapper. But I think that there's a lot more that goes into it and especially as i've evolved over time like my my uh production ability musical abilities have improved a lot my next album is like i don't know like way more put together and like customized to what i you know what i want so so basically i'm better i'm better at making music now. And the humor sort of comes when I'm finishing the lyrics, basically when I'm writing it at the end. That's just what comes to mind to me. It's not like I'm going into it making a song as a joke,

kind of like a weird owl. Yeah, no, but I think there's a good deal of overlap with rap and comedy. It's punchlines. It's jokes a lot of times. If you think about three six mafia or two chains i mean like like i'd say like i'm kind of in that same realm where it's like man i'm rapping just like you know like like how i feel or or the energy of whatever it's it's similar to other rap but my you know it's a little bit more you know ecstatic and wild, some of the lyrics are.

I'd say Lil Dicky's kind of closer to that realm, too. Some of his songs, the whole base of the song is sort of like comedy. He's on both ends, but that kid can really rap, where it's not like a weird out where everything's like a parody. I think I'm a little bit closer to, I don't know, somewhere in between Lil Dicky and the 2 Chainz, where it's like, man, I'm having fun. I'm saying what I want. But like the music comes first.

Yeah. All right. Now that we got, I had a lot of like music questions. I like, let's get into some of the weirder shit. What do we want to do? Well, we just had a group here, the Mean Girls. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Two girls on our network. A couple girls who have a podcast as well.

Talking about one of the girls in the group is married. Young. She got married at like 25. I think she's like 27 now. Her marriage counselor, weirdo priest, said that masturbation is emotional cheating and that it should be banned

in marriage. And I believe she keeps up with that practice from what I'm shaking. She said like, I do think it's a form of emotional cheating. I don't think she tells him he can't, but I think she's like, I agree with that, that it's cheating. If you're watching on the YouTube, Gravy's just squinting. That's it. I don't know how I feel about that. I mean, I guess it depends.

Like, if you're jerking off to, like, if you're purposely searching a woman who doesn't look like your girl. You know, I had a girlfriend. Oh, wait. You go. Okay. I'm saying at one point when I had a girlfriend, I would literally watch porn that looked like her.

There was porn shows that looked like her that I would go jerk off to. Because you really liked that girl. Because I really liked that girl, man. I get what you're saying. and I tend to do the same. I've had a fight with an ex-girlfriend who, she was mad. She saw porn on my computer, and this was back in the day where you were downloading the files. So like, Pornhub didn't exist, but like...

Slam wire. Yeah. And she saw one, and she's like, this looks just like your ex-girlfriend. This is bullshit. And I was like, hey, I got bad news for you. You look just like my ex-girlfriend, too. I have a fucking type. I like short little brunettes.

You're all the fucking same. You can't just whip out all of the things I like. Goodness. But then also there are other times where I want to go completely off the radar. Yeah, you want to flip the script. All of a sudden, you know, it's a tall blonde or like a short guy. Or a dick or something.

Yeah, man. Yeah, exactly. The ratio makes sense, Gravy. It's more tits to dick. It's a whole thing. No, I think everyone should be able to bust a nut. You know, sometimes you get so built up. You know, sometimes you wake up and you're in pain.

You know what I'm saying? It's a physical... Your morning wood is so aggressive that you need to bust a nut. You know what I'm saying? So I feel like sometimes you've got to... Is it cheating if you're drinking off to nothing? What if you're looking at the sky? What if you're looking at nudes of the girlfriend?

Is that cheating? Yeah, no. I would get... I don't think anything you do with yourself could be cheating. You're cheating with yourself. Cheating on your girlfriend with yourself. We posed another question to them. If you jerk off to a webcam girl who is live, is that cheating?

Because you're paying her and you're telling her what to do. And it's like you're connecting, but they're normally in the same room. That's so weird to me, bro. I cannot get off to that. That's weird to me. I don't know. I would not. I've never done a webcam.

I've never. I can't foresee myself being like, hey. Dude, those girls make so much money. Guys will just be like, cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching. Yeah, they do. They just charge you with. It's impressive. Like, get that money girl yeah

i've actually been there before i was like hanging out with a girl she's like oh i gotta go on webcam for a little bit and i was just like kind of chilling over in the corner like just like smoking weed like doing my thing off watcher believe it or not actually wasn't i was just hanging out being a normal person and she was she was doing her house oh it's gonna take 30 minutes and i was watching and it was like, man, this is so weird. She's like, oh, I have to do. She would like kind of like pause it and like look at me like, oh, I have to do like, I don't know, all these weird little terms for like weird vagina things. I was just like, man, like, do you?

What if she asked you to jump in and be the stunt dick? I've been asked that like a lot of times by a plethora of women. And I can't do it, man. I have too many tattoos. I, you know, I don't do it, man. I have too many tattoos. I don't want to risk that. I have young fans. I don't want to scar them. Yeah, I don't want to do that.

I want my young fans and only fans to see it. We had a guy in here recently who did that. At least you were smart enough to have the foresight to think of the tattoos, but he agreed to it

and then was like... He has incredibly specific tattoos. Once the video came out it's like on his knee and he's like oh yeah everyone knows that's my fucking tattoo was it riffraff was it no no no i know that happened to riffraff did it really he thought it was like he thought it was all good his whole hand is like one tat that's fucking great, man. What was it? It was another Am I the Asshole?

Which is a segment we do. What in the asshole? Am I the Asshole? You decide. Am I the Asshole? Yeah, who's the asshole in this scenario? Guys dating this girl.

Been dating for, I think, like seven years. Tragically, unfortunately, she gets diagnosed with cancer. She has one dying wish. Make a wish. Like, final wish. It's to fuck her ex-boyfriend.

And she asks. She tells him and asks him that. She tells the current boyfriend to fuck the ex-boyfriend. And I want to fuck my ex-boyfriend one last time before I kick it. I would let him do it. I mean, sorry. I would let her do it. If I was the boyfriend, I would be like, fuck it, yeah, you're going to fuck it.

Really? Yeah, I think I would. And would you feel some way about it? I would be bummed, but I'd be like, you know what? Clearly, I fucked up in some way, and this girl. What an honorable dude. I would let her fuck. Not many people take that, you know, like, I'm clearly messing up something.

I don't think you're clearly, I think you're being too hard on yourself, Young Gravy. I don't think you messed up at all, man. I'm sure you were giving it to her good i'm sure you had a great day i'm sure you would give it to her really really good if i wasn't if i wasn't uncomfortable with like a like a two two dude threesome i probably would just be like yeah let's all let's all run it up right now yeah if you had to be in one of those who's the guy let's say you had to be in one of those, who's the guy? Let's say you had to pick a celebrity. Shia LaBeouf. Shia LaBeouf. You had that on deck, bro.

I don't know, man. That might be – I think that would be an intimidating three-star. Yeah, Shia. I think I would clearly be – That's a good answer. I think we'd vibe because, you know, I mean, at least I have, like, height on him. And, like, I feel like he's a good dude. But he's littler.

But I know he's got, like, you know, he's got a good vibe to him. I feel like he'd deliver. The height is an X factor, too. I feel like not many dudes are going to be – like you're kind of running the show when you walk – if you walk into a two-guy threesome and one of them is 6'7", we know who's calling the shots. That's what I'm trying to say.

I'm in charge of you. I'm the captain now. Absolutely. I'm the captain now. Exactly. How much do you think your height has given you like how much confidence swagger whatever you want to call it about yourself is any of that or a lot of that derived from your height

or you don't even think about it dude honestly until until maybe college like I would say until like I was like almost 20 I was like I thought I was too tall and I like didn't like it I wish I was shorter yeah yeah I was like oh this I thought I was too tall, and I didn't like it. I wish I was shorter. Yeah, yeah. I was like, oh, this is weird.

I don't like this, man. I stand out. I'm awkward. I also used to be a little bit skinnier, and I had acne and shit, and I was kind of like a scrub. And the only reason I was cool in high school was because I would sell weed, and I was just friendly. That works, dude. It worked out, man. I get you drugs, you know? And then... That works, dude. It worked out, man. I get you drugs and I'm cool to you?

Yeah, it was like, yeah, exactly. I had a game. I had a game. I had to learn how to have games. I was like the Gumby, built like Gumby, had acne. All my friends were good looking dudes.

So I had to learn how to have games so I could fuck with the same girls as my friends. So that's why I have game now is because I was ugly at one point. Yeah, that's like... We were just talking about that. That's the best guy to be. If you grew up attractive and then you got ugly, you got nothing.

Was this you who was saying this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you put on weight or – If you're a girl, then it doesn't really – The best people, guys and girls, are the people who grow up a little bit ugly or overweight. I grew up mid. Yeah, you have to have a personality and some jokes, and then you're an ugly duckling and become a

beautiful swan and it's like, now I got it all. It's game over. Now I got it all. That's why getting rich is awesome. I always say there's not good looking and ugly. There's rich and there's poor. So you get some money and some style and next thing you know, I got it all. What was the actual

question though? You said Shia LaBeouf. Shia LaBeouf. Oh, no, but the other question was Am I the Asshole? And you were like, yeah, let her. Yeah, you would let her fuck. I would let her fuck. I think that's a, I think you just go do that and don't tell your current boyfriend.

Because that kind of minimizes all the shit he's been doing. I think I'd be like, I'm probably not going to your funeral just so you know. But yeah, enjoy. Like, if you had me pegged down for the eulogy, I'm not going to give you the eulogy knowing you and your ex just fucking smashed. Or I'm including it in the eulogy. I always knew that I loved Melissa

until... He can't hit it last. I have to hit it last. I like that. I have to hit it last. I hit the last nut. And then it's all good. That's something like you left too much time on the clock, Shane.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You scored, but you gave me two minutes to go. I'm sorry, Aaron Rodgers. We're going to set a timer. We're going to set a timer. We're going to set a timer. We're going to set a timer. We're going to set a timer.

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But if you've got time to do a YouTube video? Yeah. I've got time for anything. Alright, let's do it, man. Tell the people the new single's out. Are you touring right now? Anything like that? What about a YouTube video?

Do you have time to do it? Yeah. I have time for everything yeah i have time for everything right now you're just asking me general questions all right word yeah okay okay okay so yeah yeah the usual spiel i'm young gravy uh i'm from minnesota my uh socials are young gravy and it's spelled with no o which is y-u-n-g um i get hoes I am dropping an album In September or October That's coming out It's a banger

I got a single called C'est la vie Coming very soon With Rich Brian And Baby No Money And the The album is the best That I've ever made

And I genuinely think that I have actually gotten good At making music I was just a rapper Now I'm like a musician So come enjoy it. Are you playing instruments and shit? I'm direct.

What do you call it? Conducting. I conducted every time. Yeah, yeah. Not exactly. I wasn't fucking doing this. But I was in the room, and I was like, yo, can you do – you know what's crazy is that I never had an official musical education.

So I'm in there And I'm like Hey like Bro like Saxophone man Like could you hit Like a I don't know the notes But I'm like

Like this is what I want it to sound like I'm gonna sing it to you And you're gonna do it That's important though I was gonna say That's like some Fucking savant shit

Like I don't know What the technical stuff is I just know how to do it Yeah Cause also That's harder than it sounds If you've ever been like trying you can't remember the name of a song and you're like

yo man it's the song that goes like this. And you're like and it sounds nothing. It sounds nothing like the song you wanted it to sound like. That's what it comes out every time. But straight up I'm like I used to not even know. Now I know the difference between like bells and a flute and like whatever instrument it is but i used to be like

hey give me some more of that ding ding i'm a little bit more evolved now i like know like the instruments but i still don't know the notes so i'm like you know i'm singing it to them and then these dudes who are like professionals i've been playing a saxophone for their whole fucking life they're like all right well this fucking kid wants this i'm just gonna you know that's i'm sure they appreciate that too, though. But they like it, man.

They're all, dude, anyone who's been playing an instrument their whole life and is doing like a studio session now for a rapper, they are the best people,

bro. They know what's up. Musicians are passionate people. I love all them, man. It's great. Dope, dude. All right,

so be on the lookout for the album. The single's out. Young Gravy on social. And let's go do the Sands of the Internet. Thank you very much bro សូវាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប� Thank you.