Khloé in Wonder Land - F*ck 'Em ft. Kris Jenner

Episode Date: April 29, 2026

This week Kris Jenner returns to Wonder Land and she has some things to get off her chest. She sets the record straight on recent rumors her facelift is ’slipping’, shuts down the Corey breakup headlines once and for all, and weighs in on everything from the media's obsession with tearing women down to what it actually feels like to run a family empire for 20 years while the tabloids make up stories about you daily. This one has everything and more.Episode Sponsors:Use code KHLOE for $40 off your first order, and free meat in every order. https://www.GoodRanchers.comUse code KHLOE for an extra 20% off your first month of membership at https://www.WeightWatchers.com. Offer applies to select plans, restrictions apply. Offer ends May 31st, 2026.Ollie. Feed the Obsession. Go to https://www.ollie.com/wonderland and use code wonderland to get 60% off your first box!You can find Barilla Al Bronzo pasta in the red bag at select retailers nationwide. Click here to find a store near you: https://click2cart.com/153800gvOpill is birth control in your control, and you can use code KHLOE for 25% off your first month of Opill at https://www.Opill.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chris fucking Jenner. This is an important subject. All the people that he's- No, you can't expose people. No mom. I mean, no mom. Oh my gosh. No mom when you start acting like my mom.

The headline was that I hate my facelift. What's up with Chris Jenner? We heard she was furious with Stephen Levine. The media build you up just to knock you down. Fuck them. Fuck them. Fuck them. Fuck them.

Fuck them. Yeah. I ran into Oprah. Name drop over here. Dinosaurs are really dragons. feelings. Did anybody else understand what she just said? Yeah. Okay, good. Wedding Bells with you and Corey? You're sexy. You're outgoing. You're so smart. What's happening here? What if I'm riding the bike and somebody jumps out of the bushes, grabs the bike, nobody'll know where I am, throws me in the back of a van and takes up.

That's crazy. Oh my gosh, you turned it to a goat. I know. Thanks, Chloe. Thank you so much for my little surprise in my car today. Did you get the smooth? Do thee? Did you get the... Was that not from you? Who else would it be from? You didn't leave anything in my car today on my dashboard? Was it Chanel? No. No. On your dashboard? I posted about it because I thought it was from you. It's not from you. Jesus? Baby Jesus. That's got to be Paxie. Paxie wasn't at my house today. Did one of you guys leave a baby Jesus on my car? That is probably... Remember when I went into your house? Yes. And you had all the Jesuses? How could I forget? It's a whole episode.

episode. People are writing me about baby Jesus from all over the world. It's that you really do it. Look, I'll show you. I know, but how do you, what do you think that's from? It's probably from Jesus. So look, I said, I just got in the car. I'm late for my podcast recording and let me show you what is in my car. Okay, I'm going to show you. And I said, thank you mommy. It's the little Jesus sitting on my dashboard. My mom left us on my dashboard. I swear to you, I swear on Jesus. I did not. Leave that for you. Did any of you guys do that? That's crazy.

How would that be there? Who would do that? That's so nice. What is the sign? What does that mean? The sign means that somebody is watching over you and protecting you and they're just saying, hey, I've got this. And you were going to the hospital.

So how crazy is that? And I wasn't going in the hospital for me. I was going for Amari. Right. But still, that's just protection and angels and all of it. It is crazy. None of you guys really did that. I did not do it.

I was at Arawan, and I was... It's Arawan. Airone. Well, I have my own smoothie now for Mother's Day. The way you bullied yourself into that is crazy. Do you know that this is a very competitive family? And I loved Courtney's. I loved Kendall's.

I loved Haley's. And I needed my own smoothie. I need to be a part of this. Yeah. No, no, no, you definitely... I... It's so pretty. It's blueberries and strawberries and strawberries.

and it's edible flowers on top for Mother's Day. It looks like a little bouquet, and it's really good. Wait, is that why you said that you left a smoothie in my car instead of the Jesus? I thought maybe somebody else put one of the new smoothies in your car, and I thought, oh, you're welcome. I like the baby Jesus better. So Coachella just passed. I know. What are your feelings about Coachella?

I wanted to go to Coachella because I wanted to see Justin so badly, and he's been leading up to this and talking about it and really excited about it. I'm just so happy the way that it all turned out for him. That made me so happy because I really want him to win. And he's so talented and so lovely and so kind and such a, he's like part of our family. And you want that person to have everyone else see what we all see. And he wanted it so badly, I'm sure. And, you know, that's given his entire life to this. And isn't it? It's fantastic. We were out of town. Well, I was gone for the first one. The first weekend was True's birthday weekend. Oh, yeah. So you were with me. It's probably the first year ever

that I've had FOMO from Coachella because I genuinely could care less. I would have loved to have been there for that. But I've never had any Coachella where all the sisters are there. It was the only one not there. That's the first time. We've all been there at the same time or they have all. Normally it's like two or three. Yeah. And then for Justin to perform, like, someone that, like, we've known forever. What? An amazing night for him. So much. I know. Great weekends. Everybody is so proud of him and he did such a great job. And then the second weekend, I was out of the country. And I watched it, you know, the next day with Billy Eilish. And I thought that was the cutest. That, I mean, I was just my cheeks hurt from smiling.

It was so cute. The best part is like if you go on TikTok and you see like girls are like live streaming, um, themselves watching the live stream and people don't realize it's Billy and they're like, I'm so pissed. I should be that girl. What fan is this? Like they're like angry. Oh, they didn't know.

Then when they see it's Billy, everyone's attitude and tone changes. They're like, Billy and they're screaming and they're so happy for her. And her reaction, like her not being able to stand. her smiling from ear to her. It was so cute and relatable. It was really cute. I wish I would have been there for that. And I wouldn't have minded seeing Madonna come out.

That was so great. Was Sabrina. Yeah. Can you imagine thinking you're going to the Sabrina performance, which is remarkable and so exciting and a privilege? And then having Madonna come out. Well, that's why Coachella is what it is. They always bring out something.

major, something incredible, and you think weekend one is like, oh, this is it. They always do something great for weekend, too, as well. I don't know how they're topping this for next year. What are some shows that you're into? You're always telling me about some new show. Friends and neighbors right now. Okay. I'm into that. I just, oh my gosh, Chloe, yesterday, I was on a flight, and it was an eight and a half hour flight. So I needed things to do and stuff to watch. I watched the Luther van Dross documentary. I laughed, I cried. Is this old?

I sang along. Well, it said on, I mean, I just heard about it because I follow his, his Instagram, even though, you know, his. RIP. Well, I. He's been gone for like over. No, earmuffs do not tell me that. But like, did he's, I think he was gone before Instagram was a thing.

Yeah. So after. He has somebody is running his brand's Instagram, and it's really great. Good for him. And I love it because it brings back all the old memories and the songs and you learn stuff about him. And I'm just kind of obsessed with him. And I watched this documentary. Share at the Grammys, St. Luther Vandros was crazy.

Do you remember that when she opened up the ticket? The song is called that. But she said that's who won, the Grammy? What? No, no, no, no, that's fine. Did anybody else understand what she just said? Yes. Okay, good.

But anyway, I really enjoyed that. So I watched that. I'm watching Imperfect Women with Carrie Washington. So I adore her. And that was really good. There's so many shows. It's crazy. There's a lot right now.

So I get really excited. And of course, 2020 every Friday night. And Dateline. Yeah. I met with a girl, her name's Ashley Flowers. and she has the number one true crime podcast. She said Dateline is like for like beginners because there's like there's a conclusion at the end. Like she deals with like cold case file.

She's helped solve her company has helped solve over 20 cold cases and she does this podcast with her best friend. You have to give me the info so I can listen to it. Oh my God. But just the things we were talking about, we could have gone on. And I was getting worked up. Like I had so many thoughts in my head. I was like, what about this case? And what about that case?

And we were just jumping around. It was really fun. I am really into 2020 right now. Like I feel like, I don't know, they've really stepped it up and elevated the crime stories that they choose to tell. And it really gets you going. Yeah. But it also like changes my behavior. Like, I will do things more.

carefully sometimes. So you become paranoid. Yeah. Basically, I was on vacation and I felt like taking the bicycle out in front of the villa and riding down to the restaurant. And I thought, no, because what if I'm riding the bike and somebody jumps out of the bushes, grabs the bike, nobody will know where I am, throws me in the back of a van and takes off. A van on a small island. Yeah. Well, I don't know. Yeah. That's where my head goes. So I've got to just, you know, try not to get too carried away with my own little scenarios and I'm developing my own show in my head but I'm just always thinking so I have a lot of security right now. I know you do so I won't you know my mom won't go on a walk in the neighborhood without security following her in a vehicle in case someone tries to snatch her. Yeah that's crazy. I know

but I'm still here. Thank God. I'm still here thank God. What time do you go to sleep on an average? I've been better. Well don't lie. Just say the true. Okay, nine. That's good. Yeah. I don't think that's accurate. It used to be earlier. It's accurate. I went to bed last night at 9.30, woke up at 4.30. Well, you're on, you're jet lagged. You're on a different time zone. On an average. Nine o'clock. I've been doing nine o'clock. Okay. I think that you used to go to bed like at seven. Listen, I feel really good about myself right now. And I think that the peptides, no, the peptides, the supplements. the way I take care of myself and the sleep I try to get. And I specifically say to myself,

okay, this is how many hours I want to get tonight because this is what I have to do tomorrow. Sleep is the only thing that's going to really repair your body, recover your body, your cell turnover, all of that. Sleep is a cell turnover. Sleep is a non-negotiable. No, it's really important. And you know what else I discovered in this last couple weeks? What? A bouncing around. The more firm the mattress, the best, I'm not like this is an important subject which is great but you can't go into other people's homes and say you need a firmer mattress no no no i got i was inspired and saying are you sure you're comfortable on that mattress yes i love my bed my bed is my sanctuary is it hard or soft or

medium medium but you freak out this is like goldilocks and the three bears yeah but everyone's allowed to like different things mine is like a memory foam. But okay, this is what I just discovered. I want to try a memory foam mattress the firmest that it can be, but I'm going to put it in a guest room to make sure I really like it before I invest in making like a handmade one for the big bed. Handmaid. My mattress is custom-made size. Yeah. And it's like the geriatric. Like it has a remote. It goes up. I want that. Let me tell you something. At first, when they're were like, do you want this option? I was like, well, what if I don't use it? And they're like,

you'll never tell. Like, so just get it because it was a few hundred dollars more. I was like, fine, because you cannot use it and it's the flat mattress. Mom, I will never in my fucking life not have that mattress. Oh, wow. But you can put any mattress on it. It doesn't have to be, okay. I'm watching TV. I'm positioned up. It does your legs. If you want your legs up. Wow, boogey. It is the boogiest thing ever. I'm going to get that. And it vibrates at night. True. And Tatum, all they do, they say, put on, put on the shaking. And it, like, shakes them to sleep. It's amazing. It shakes you to sleep. Like, very lightly vibing. So it relaxes you and you fall asleep. It is. I want to catch that vibe. I like it. You could catch that vibe. You can come and lay at my house and try it. I'm going to go practice on your bed. Well, just wait until I'm there. Really, okay, I won't come over and sneak into your house and play in your bed. With you. But I'm just, I'm really into like concentrating on my sleep habits, my supplement habits,

doing the sauna. It's like trying to do all the things that you read about is a full-time job. And I already have a couple full-time jobs. Right. So I've been trying to balance and I love a good balance. But I've been trying to like sneak in a sauna, sneak in a red light. That's why you do red light while you're watching Dateline or 2020. Okay, well, that's a problem because I do my red light and you have to put the goggles on so you can't see the show.

But you can hear it. I need to see the action. Yeah, what about the red light masks that I gave people for Christmas? Like, it's a face mask with Velcro and you can see through. Did you give me one? I don't think you did. Because I would have had it. I'm sure we have an extra one.

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about news headlines and all that kind of stuff. Because you are not only our mom, but our manager, you either hear a million different things a day from either one kid, two kids, all of your kids, yourself. Do you already know what's true or not true? Do you get worked up about the news coverage or what they're saying? Most of what I see and hear, you don't know what's true and what's not true anymore. Well, you even have a problem with what is AI. My mom will see AI photos of like me and my sisters working at a restaurant. She's like, when did you guys work at this restaurant? And we're like, mom, that's not real. So like an ad for whatever restaurant that was. You can't even tell what's AI. But we are like, it's crazy. I can't. The one of all of us at the tattoo parlor, I'm like,

mom, you got to stop. You got to stop. Well, here. Here's the thing. I like to take mental health breaks and not go online because I think it's really healthy. Like this last couple weeks, I tried not to look. But the first thing I have to do as a manager and somebody who's running these businesses for five beautiful daughters and my amazing son is make sure like what's going on and what do I need, what fire do I need to put out today? Sometimes like waking up to some of the craziest stuff is jolting or just making sure that everybody's posting what they're supposed to be posting, achieving the deliverables that are being asked of us to do for different brands and that everybody's doing what they're supposed to be doing and it's running like a well-oiled machine. That's my job. So when I'm doing that, then at the same time you come across the craziest shit. Like for example, lately it's this headline about my facelift, which, which is really truly driving me crazy. Which part?

And what's the headline? Well, the headline right now is that I hate my facelift. And I'm really mad at, I'm furious at my doctor, Stephen Levine, which couldn't be further from the truth. It's a flat out lie. I love my facelift. I adore my doctor. I'm obsessed with him.

You are. One of the most talented, amazing men I've ever met. And somebody who really put his heart and soul into what he did for me and what he does for any other patient that he has. He's the nicest man in the world. The nicest man. He really is. And he's so smart and so meticulous. He's an artist. And he really does a great job with all of his patients.

I mean, I could give you a list of only the ones I know, which I never would. But just all the people that he's. No, you can't expose people. No, ma. I mean, no mom. Oh, my gosh. No mom when you start acting like my mom. But so that's really disappointing because, first of all, if I take you back to my face and my facelift journey from like almost a year and half ago, I never in a million years was going to talk about doing a facelift. I didn't bring this to anybody's attention. I didn't post a picture and say, oh my God, guys, look at my face lift. Don't I look great? I was minding my own business. I flew to Paris. I went to Lauren Sanchez's wedding shower. It was having the time of my life. And you looked so fucking beautiful. Thank you. But then all the sudden, the media started posting all these pictures of me going, oh my gosh, look at her jawline, look at her neck, look at her this, look at her that. And it became sort of this crazy, obsessive thing where every single person,

was posting about it, talking about it. There were doctors that I've never met before in my life that were putting my face up on a screen with like a pointer going, and this is what she had done, and this is what she had done. There was one doctor that posted a photo of me and did a live or, you know, a taped video with the pointer and said, see right here, Chris has had three rhinoplasties. And I've never had my nose done. And Stephen didn't go into this with me like my facelift and say, I'm going to redo every little detail of her face. The goal was to do a beautiful lift and give me a refresh and do a beautiful jawline, which I achieved. And it was really interesting because everybody started making such a big deal out of it. But then there was a group of people. And one, By one, there were several people that started to take credit for the work, kind of in a, you know, like, oh, I might have done that or I might not have. And it was kind of interesting. And so I called. Of it all. Right. And I called Stephen and I said, hey, this is getting so much attention and it's really out of hand. And I'd like to just say who, you know, your name do. How do you feel about that? And he said, well, I'm cool with it. Why don't we just create a password? I think I told you this before, that if somebody, calls, you know, and because of this referral, that I'll know that it's from you and we'll create a password. So we did. And you're saying because publicly you were going to acknowledge who your doctor

was. Right. He was going to become booked and busy. But if anyone that you referred wanted to get in, you would have the Christian or password and they can get in. That's what the password is. Correct. Correct. So we- not the password of news outlets. No, no, no. So anyway, we and all these outlets, every media outlet was calling RPR, Christy, and asking, you know, will you tell us who did it? Will you tell us who did it? And then people just started taking credit for it. And I was like, no, not on my watch. This is, this is not cool. What are you upset about? Well, I think. Because clearly you're stunning. And your face looks impeccable. I am so happy. Are bullshit. Yeah, of course they are. Of course. I'm just saying, so what are we upset about? I'm upset that people are calling out saying, I'm furious with my doctor. I'm blaming him for this facelift that completely fell apart, which no and no. The only reason to even bring it up or say anything about it is because

it's really hurting someone else. Like, I don't really, I can take what people say. I have pretty thick skin. And I don't really need to talk about, you know, this issue at all, except for the fact that it really does someone else's involved. And I love him. And I think he's a genius. And I think he's one of the most talented doctors I've ever been to. Sleep with him already. No. Oh, okay. He's married to his beautiful wife and has kids. Oh. No, no, he is. I know he's married. It's a joke. Really good. Dr. Levine. We know you're not going to have sex with my mom. So I think it's really for him just to say, I love you, Stephen, and wheel it on it. We got it. Yeah. Here's the thing. In the world of the internet social media, it doesn't matter what you do and what category you're in. The media or now anyone with the platform is considered. media at this point. They build you up. They put you on this pedestal. Like, they build you high just to knock you down little by little. They can't stand that whoever they is. Chris Jenner was getting

all of this press looking beautiful. Like, so one bad photo of you, they're going to take that and run with it. Oh, they jumped on that and, you know, and then Chris, all these stories because that's what's selling magazines. You need a protagonist and an antagonist and everything. Don't you think it's crazy that actual, I'm guessing, I'm assuming they're actual medical doctors who have licenses that go online and do a whole setup where they're reviewing how much now that my face left failed and I hate my doctor. You are Chris fucking Jenner. You are giving them views. Who would do that? But a. real a doctor with morals and integrity wouldn't do that. And also a doctor that's like in the

industry wouldn't be going and dice, first of all. Going after Stephen is wild to me. Well, also going after any other doctor with doctor. It's crazy. That's crazy. There's so much. I believe in everyone should be successful. I'm not intimidated by anyone else's success. I'm inspired by it. I think there's enough of everything for everyone to win. We all can win. That's number one. People who talk down about other people, it's lame and corny and it just shows me who you are. But it's so insecure on their part. And don't you think, but don't you think that if there was something wrong or if I didn't like something, you wouldn't hear about it right away? Like, I am very vocal in what I do. I've shared my, my facelift, I've shared my hip replacement. I've shared my hysterectomy. Also, you don't

have to do any of that? No, but I want to because I want to inspire or show other women. and build women up and be secure enough to do what they're doing and not be scared, you know, through the process. Some of these things are very scary for people. Or they feel like my life is over. I have to get a hip replacement. I'll never be the same because I had a hysterectomy or what's that going to feel like? And to show somebody that, you know, at 70 years old, I don't really care what someone thinks of me. I don't need anyone's approval.

And I never asked for the positive stuff. I just went, you know. You just loved it. Who wouldn't? You know, it's funny because I ran into Oprah. Oh, name drop over here. Yeah. And Oprah had said something to me that was so interesting.

She said, how does it feel we were to barbecue? And she said, in Lauren's house. Oh, my God. And she said, how does it feel to have all this real positive? energy out there about your face because it was right, you know, when everybody was going crazy over the face. And I said, gosh, you know what? It feels really good. Nobody's ever asked me like just like that. And she was like, well, you look great and, you know, this and that. But she said, but how does it feel? And I said, finally some positive energy. Because, you know, they're always. Who doesn't like anything positive? I get that. It makes you feel good. But at the

same time, it's not something that I was out there asking for. Correct. But I also think it's really disgusting for any of us to talk negatively about anyone's face, body, hair, any of that. Let's all the positive stuff. That's what we should be doing to one another is building people up, having them feel good. But then just analyzing things, talking negatively about them. But then saying how you feel about someone. She does it.

She is so mad. She is furious with her doctor. And then every media outlet is constantly. calling Christy going, what's up with Chris Jenner? We heard she was furious with Stephen Levine. Hell no, I'm not furious with Stephen Levine. I love Stephen Levine. I love my face. I know for sure you love him. I know. I got it. Yeah. And I'm really okay with the way I look. And I don't really give it. You should be more than okay. But I don't give a shit at this age. Fuck all these people. But how what somebody thinks about. Fuck them. Fuck them. Fuck them. Fuck them. Fuck them. Fuck them. Yeah. Fuck them. You said it better. I said, fuck them. Listen, we're all just trying to get by out here. And, you know, to live a life that's meaningful. It's beautiful. Cuter than others. That's right. Hey, Chris Jenner. That's right. But people are talking about you. And that's like you have to also turn it. Like, these people wouldn't be talking about me bad or good. If I wasn't drawing a lot of attention to them. If I wasn't returning in views or clicks, like just remember the power you hold, even though it's fucked up and annoying. people are doing it because they wouldn't know about these doctors otherwise. We have been doing this for 20 years. So I'm no stranger to the criticism about anything.

What I wear, what I say, you know, the family, obviously I have thick skin and can handle just about anything. Like everyone has a bad photo once in a while or a bad, you know, bad outfit or they're not looking their best. But you don't need somebody to tell you you look like shit. Yeah, we know. You know, that's not nice. Well, it's not good for anybody's mental health that would bother anyone. I think the media, you know, has this obsession of tearing people and especially women down and then now pitting them against each other, just making up these stories. Like, who sits in a room at work and decides, let's do a story and really, you know, zap this person? I just don't understand that. But, but. I grew up in a family where my grandmother was like taught me, you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. Yeah, I mean. Different generation.

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Rumors that boil my blood. Like, any stories like this? Like, this one really affected you? Like, because you're like, that's just fucked up and it would affect anyone. It is fucked up. Is there anything else that you can recall that rattled you or pissed you off? Well, I think. Let's see.

Do you, like, can you called a cougar? Are you a cougar? No. No, you are. Am I? Are you okay? No. Corey is like 30 years younger than you.

He's 25 years younger than me. Okay. Okay, so I'm kind of like a cougar. And I think you're more than a cougar. 25 is like, oh. All right, girl. Okay. Yeah.

Well, you know, we like being called a cougar. We have a great relationship. And for us, it's like, no, but it's like age is just, a number. Can I date someone 25 years older than me? Yeah. I can. Yeah. Huh. As long as you love him and you and he's good to you and it works and he's your person, right? Mm-hmm. You can't always decide who your person's going to be. You just don't know. He's just going to come one day and you're going to, you don't know what shape or size or age or any of it. You're just going to, it's going to be a surprise. I promise. Okay. He's coming.

He's coming. Okay. I mean, I didn't plan that. You know, you don't plan like who you're going to fall in love with or maybe who you're going to end up with in life. It just happens. Okay. Anything else that bothers you?

Anything else that bothers me. Oh, maybe who your dad is. Okay. That's been long gone. I know. Well, it's all going to be long gone one day. But the things that the media or people get fix. Sated on is fascinating because it's so ridiculous, especially since you look exactly like both

of your grandmothers. Sorry, but you do. Do you get frustrated that there's constantly breakup rumors about you and Corey? Not anymore. I mean, did it bother me at the time? I think it probably bothered maybe him more than it bothered me. I don't know. You'd have to ask Corey. Why don't you get him in here on this Corey would say two words. This therapist couch. To get Corey on here, he would say two words. He wouldn't talk. No. He wouldn't have 60 minutes of silence. Yeah, he won't talk. I got a text from Lori Lachlan and she's. Who looks great. Doesn't she look beautiful? Amazing. Well, she's so pretty. She's beautiful on the inside too. She really is. She's such a nice girl. I'm so mad she doesn't live near us anymore. I know. I know. She wrote, she wrote me.

yesterday or last night and she said she didn't even say anything she just sent me an article that said I was really furious because her facelift looks better than mine and I'm thinking where do people come up with this stuff and I think just pitting people against each other especially women against each other when we should all really be building each other up and being wanting each other to win but in your friend group you guys are so supportive and so amazing yeah to one another I'm so lucky. You are and you guys aren't gatekeepers. Like when you did yours, you told everyone. And they all went. And they all went. But it's also a testament to you and your Rolodex and how people trust you. But I also think outsiders are pitting you guys against one another. But I love the unity that you all have and how much you guys all really do support and uplift and like rally for one another. Like even those articles, you guys all laugh about them and like talk shit about them. And like, talk shit about them. as opposed to being like, I love that I was in this article with her.

Right. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. And that's, I mean, that's true. And I work 25 hours a day. I don't really have time to dwell on things because I'm so busy. And I have such natural distraction with my real life and the things that really matter to me, my grandchildren, my children, me, my mom, C.C., Corey, all of us.

And I feel like I have such a full blessed life. It's like somebody said to me earlier today, all the media is focused on something because it was such a big deal when I got my face done. And it attracted so much attention. It was so much for them to write about and such great clickbait. And when that all dies down, then they need something else. And now they'll just bring you down. Yeah.

And really punch you in the face. Literally. A new news cycle. Wedding bells with you and Corey? No. You never know. We don't need to get married again. No.

Like anyone? You just never know. I'm full of surprises. Wow. Yeah. That would be. But you could be a flower girl. I don't think any of us need to get married again.

I think we're good. You do? Would you ever get married again? Not sure. I could see you getting married. I love the idea of marriage with the right paperwork. Yeah, that's true. You're a great wife. Thank you. You really are. You're like any man's dream of a wife. Well, hearing that my first marriage wasn't real anyways, I should get married again for a real one. I know. How do you like, well, first, let me just say this. You're beautiful. Thank you. You're beautiful on the inside and the outside. You're an amazing mommy. Thank you. You really are. I've never seen anything like it. I'm a mommy.

You're the most and you're sexy. You don't know that reference. She doesn't know what I'm talking about. No. Love Island. Oh, Love Island. I'm not into Love Island. I know I have to get into Love Island, but I haven't started that yet.

It's not your thing. Okay. You're sexy. Ooh. You're outgoing. You're smart. You're so smart. You're so talented.

You're artistic. You've got so many great qualities. I could sit here for one hour and not be able to list them all. So somebody's going to be really lucky. to one day meet you and your soulmates going to be a very lucky man. Thank you and vice versa, Chris.

Wow. I know when you call me Chris, that's very meaningful. What are we going to do for Mother's Day? I was going to say, what do we? We normally, everyone does their own thing for Mother's Day. We'll have like breakfast or something. Wasn't I doing brunch at my house? But then everyone then disperses and does their own thing.

What would be your perfect Mother's Day? Like for me, like Mother's Day, sometimes everyone wants to do things with you, but you're like, but that's not about me. Yeah. Like, so that's why the morning I like to do a brunch, I'll swim with the kids a little bit. Then they can go and leave me alone for a few hours and let me just like veg out, chill, get a massage. Like just do things that I want to do but alone. and not hear people be like, can you open this for me? I need a tissue. This has salt on it or whatever. Like I just want, I like both though, because I love to be with

my kids, spend that time together. But then I do need like half the day, maybe like 2 or 3 p.m. The rest of the day. Just to chill. Nothing like crazy. Love a puzzle. Love a fucking puzzle. And Alexa got me this puzzle board. I showed it to you. Yeah. And like with the drawer. Yes. That's so cool. And it like that's something I would love.

Who the hell gets to do puzzles in the daytime? Normally not me. I know. I brought all these puzzles to Palm Springs and then we didn't do them. That's because it would frustrate me too much to do them there because there's so many little kids that will touch them. I know. That's true. We did one in Hawaii, Kim and I for spring break.

I think last year. And we could not leave until we finished this puzzle. It was insane, but it was the best. And you just sit there and you talk and you need a little break and then you come back. It's really hard to leave once you do the puzzle. I have a puzzle that's wooden pieces and they're this. Why don't you say who gave it to you? Oh, Bill Gates for my birthday. But it is so difficult. and he had it made and it's my green fridge. That's a hard puzzle. Right? Yeah.

So you could help me get that done. I would do it. I love stuff like that. What do you want to get off your chest? I did that. I got it all off my chest with Malika. Did you ever hear from him? No.

What the hell is he going to say? Well, I would be, I would feel badly about those comments if I was him. I would, too. I would think somebody would he would reach out and say hey I'm really sorry about the way that no haven't heard from him haven't heard even like I feel like he's been doubling down like Rob sent me he went I think it was serious XM or something Rob sent me something and he it was after my Malika episode come on so I don't know if they pre-taped it and it came out weeks later but I don't know I don't think that I don't think they would have have held it, but he was like something along the lines of, yeah, that marriage made me more popular in the social media world, but other than that, like, are we okay? It's crazy. I feel like hasn't reached out. I don't think he would care really about me, clearly. I would think

he would be devastated to lose you, my sister's Rob, like just thinking how you guys would view him because he's always been very sensitive about that. Yeah. But me, he was, he was playing me from the beginning of the doc. It's not like he is only doing bad press about me. He sat down and gave bad interviews about me in the documentary. So that's where I'm like, you asked me to be a part of something. And I willingly did so when you're just like talking shit about me. Put like, let me know what we're doing. So I can have the same energy. Although I wouldn't. But what is wrong with everybody. That's what I want to know. I don't know. Isn't that crazy? It really is. There's so many other things that we all need to be worrying about and spending our time doing and our energy focused on things that really matter. But we're not talking to him anymore. No. Because sometimes I know how you can get. I have not made a phone call. I have not, I would not do anything like that without telling you first or asking you what you wanted me to do in a situation. It's not happening. There is no

situation. Exactly. The bridge is burned and I have no more rope left to throw over. Period. Got it. Question. Yeah. Do you believe in God? Yes. No, obviously. Okay. That's like ridiculous. There is some stories that there's two versions. Either dinosaurs are really dragons. Dragon. Feelings on that. Dinosaurs are dinosaurs. Who's to? Who's to? say they didn't have wings and could breathe fire. Oh. Who's to say? Who's to say I don't breathe fire? You do. I think I do. Okay, so you're not into the whole dragon conspiracy. No. Okay. Fair? No. What about that dinosaurs are really fake and all of those bones are manmade? I don't believe that. I believe that they're real. Okay.

And I feel like not only are they real, but they continue to find fossils in different places and parts of the world that are shocking to the scientists and the archaeologists that go on these digs and come up with this stuff. There's probably civilizations that used to be in a place that are just buried and just people find the bones. Duh. Yeah. What? Of course. Yes. Don't get me. Well, we agree on something. Don't get me started. It's so exciting. Underneath the pyramids, everything that's underneath what they're just discovered. Are you into that?

I've been out of the loop on what they just discovered. I mean, maybe like a year ago? How long ago? Like a year. Yeah. Like the metal like like like like two football field going down. Going down. Oh, totally. And the precision. What do you mean totally? Of course. Of course what? Of course that exists. Yeah. Duh. Like, where do you think it's just a one foot under and there's everything that ever existed is just a foot underground? There are civilizations that existed under. I don't think she gets what we're saying.

The pyramids, the three pyramids in Egypt. Got you. Perfectly done with like fucking, like, how did they even make that? AI precision. Right. Then, like, way more than football fields underground. Do you know, they didn't have. tools to do this.

Well, maybe they discovered a year ago and then there was an earthquake and it got covered up. And what, just the pyramids are? And then they built the pyramid. And then they built the pyramid. How did they do that? Don't you remember when Courtney went to Egypt and went in the tunnels underground? Mom, they just discovered this a year ago. And no one's talking about it.

But she went in tunnels under the pyramids. What? Don't you remember that? I love you. But what is your point? Are you saying she discovered this? No, my point is there are tunnels that are underneath the pyramid. No, they just discovered this.

This is something very different. And there's like cylinders that each cylinder is like 20 tons. There's like 10 cylinders on each thing. Let me do a deep dive, no pun intended, on how I feel about this. And while you're at it, giants. Giants? Do a deep dive on giants. All the fucking big archological.

Giants are my. whales. No, that's gross. Like, it's only gross when I say it. She can have anything she wants. No, whales is gross. Oh. What, you don't like giants? Giants? Like you get freaked out? There was a movie when I was a little girl where this little girl lived in a house and she looked outside and there was a joke, but a huge, huge, huge, huge giant. And I could never find the movie again. But that movie freaked me out, I think, for the rest of my life. Giants are like freaks me out. Like when you're big, like you have a head as big as this table looking into a little dollhouse, that kind of thing. Yeah, I can understand how that's not. It's so creepy. Exciting. But they're not here anymore. Giants? Correct. Where'd they go? I don't know. That's what we're all trying to figure out.

Also, somebody told me there's a whole conspiracy about what's under the ocean. Yeah, what about it? The aliens? No. Well, who knows what's under there? U.S.O. There's a percentage of the ocean that's never been even explored. Are you on a fucking other planet? Yeah, I am. 80-something percent of our waters are uncharted. That's what you're talking about, just what's in the water? Why do you think I hate it so much? We don't know what the fuck is there. Whenever you go to like a tropical place and someone's like, are there sharks here? They're like, no. It's an ocean. There's sharks everywhere. Everywhere. They identify no. They identify no. new aquatic animals every few years. They're like, oh, a species we never saw before. How do you not know? Like, hello, it's crazy. But I've been telling you for years, that's why I don't like it. I think they just discovered 10 new species of whales. Whales? Whales. This big-ass fish and you guys don't have them all labeled and like what their species are. That's insane to me. So, no, I don't love the water. And it's all uncharted for, that's fucking scary. There's shit.

shit in there that they don't want us to see. No one better tell me that there's no mermaids. There's definitely a mermaid. We don't even know. We don't even know. We don't know because everything is AI. Well, now when you see something. Have you seen AI mermaids? Yes, and guess what? If it's real, you're going to say it's AI. You saw that little alien walking around the Arizona military base. People want to say it's AI. I don't think that's AI. You saw that little fucker just prancing around with the fucking military men. That is fucking real. But what are you going to say?

It's AI. Right. We're fucked. Yeah. Fucked. Yeah. Fuck them. Fuck them.

Fuck them. Yeah. I am so happy you got to get stuff off your chest. Clearly, I got to get stuff off my chest. And that is essentially what Chloe and Wonderland is now for, which is what I'm learning. Well, everybody, thanks for the therapy.