Khloé in Wonder Land - Inside My Brain

Episode Date: May 20, 2026

Come join the group chat, Khloé had a lot going on. A possessed cat. A lab with a sensitive stomach. Kid drama. Kylie cropping her out of the Mother's Day photo. The JFK files getting seized. A TikTok woman washing her underwear in a hotel coffee maker. And a few other things she just needed to get off her chest. Welcome to Wonder Land!Episode Sponsors:If you want clearer insight into your health, go to https://www.ForHers.com and schedule your labs today.To learn more and get 20% off your order, visit http://ActiveSkinRepair.com and use code: KHLOE. You can also find Active Skin Repair on Amazon and at your local CVS.Shopify: Stop waiting for permission to build something. Start your own business for $1/month at https://www.Shopify.com/khloeTake proactive care of your health and head to https://www.OPositiv.com/KHLOE or enter KHLOE at checkout for 25% off your first purchase.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I've been through it last night. I am in an animal circus. I have two possessed cats. We did one pet psychic. Big mistake. Tatum comes in. He goes, I'm going to make such a big mess. And I'm like, he doesn't like when me or true will say something in Portuguese.

Did Kylie actually crop me out of the Mother's Day photo? She did. You went out for the first time and like forever. We had so much fun. This guy came up to me and then he just starts crying. There's been a lot of drama. It's good for TV. Oh my gosh. I am so tired. I've had the craziest night. I have a about seven month old puppy. I have a black lab that I got the kids for Christmas. And of course I get a lab that has like the most sensitive stomach of all time. And it's been a reoccurring issue. If you incorporate like any new bone or any new treat into her diet, it's like explosive diarrhea everywhere. And you just can't, there's nothing you can do. And so Saturday, I gave her a bone in the daytime this big,

like a little, and it's like a biscuit bone, like a bone that you, it's not something she like gnaws on. It's like you chew it and it's done. Saturday night. And she's really, good. I'm not really a crate training type of person, but she's crate trained only at night where she's in there just until she's a little bit older. I cannot wait to get rid of the crate and have like a dog bed by my bed. But she has a bell in her crate. So when she needs to get out, she'll ring the bell. And she's great. She has not had an accident recently. She's awesome. And Saturday night she like rang the bell a few times. I think. I took her out two or three times. I love that she's trained to do that. And then I don't know what happened last night. Last night, she went in her crate. Her crates right next to my bed. It was probably like nine o'clock. And she'll normally be there at least from like nine to five. It was nine o'clock. 9.40. It would be like 10.30. 11. It was literally maybe every 45 minutes, she kept ringing that bell. And I'm like, there's just no possible way.

But every time we went outside, she went to the restroom every single time. So I never got one solid hour of sleep because it was broken every, like the longest run would have been an hour. It was crazy. And this poor dog, I feel so bad for her because she can't be having fun. And so that's my dog. She's amazing. At least she didn't go inside. I'm very proud of her.

But I am tired. I have two possessed cats. They're very cute. Gray Kitty and Baby Kitty. Gray Kitty was first. Gray Kitty. I've never had a cat before. Gray Kitty was great.

Perfect. The saint of a cat. Never did anything wrong. So what do I do? We got to get True a second cat, right? Because True wants one. And I think I got, yeah, I got Baby Kitty for Tru's sixth birthday. Once we got Baby Kitty,

Gray Kitty started peeing on one of the beds to tell us that she hates us and she's pissed, that we have another cat. They're the same cat. I thought this would be great because why would a cat want to be alone? Big mistake. So now, gray kitty, or at the time, gray kitty was peeing on this one bed to show me she was pissed off. Cool. They said, whoever they is. they, the breeder, the vet, whoever, she will, like, gave us all these tips and tricks.

We put this collar on her, a fair moan collar, all these things. She was going to get over it. It kept happening. It was either poop or pee on the bed. These are really gross stories, by the way. Anyways, had to keep her out of this room, did all the things that were told. Then I found out it was baby kitty started mimicking Gray's behavior and then started doing it. And I'm still blaming gray kitty.

I had to put cameras to see which cat was doing. I found it was baby kitty. Gray Kitty is back to being an angel. And now I have baby kitty who's just like a demon right now. What do I do? Because I can't live like this. I don't know what to do. The vet and the breeder, everyone's like, we've never seen a cat do this.

We've never seen a cat do this for this long. They've given me all the suggestions, all the tips. But also, if she's not happy, I don't know what to do. do. So I am in an animal circus. The dog is temporary that it's just I gave her a bone I shouldn't have. That was on me. The dog is a saint otherwise. One of my cats is a saint. They just jump back and forth which one. I don't know what to do. What would you guys do? We need like a cat expert to chime in. I was really misadvised about getting my cats declawed. I've never owned cats before. I didn't even know that was. a thing. I feel really, really terrible that I did go in this direction. I feel like that's why my cats are miserable and it was at my doing. My cats wear air tags. Like they're not allowed to even go near a door. I'm so afraid if they get out because they have no way to defend themselves. They lost their protection tool. So it makes me sad. But I don't know what to do about the cats.

I have a question. Would you ever do a pet psychic or a pet medium? Yes. Well, we did. did one pet psychic. Big mistake. What happened? The girl was a crazy person. She had animal tattoos all over her. God bless. No judgment there. But like she, I just knew like she was like, did you have a dog named Gabana? I'm like, oh, okay. That was riveting. But when it came to the cats, she was like, you need to get a pink litter box. The reason why she's mad is because you don't have pink. Like it was very strange things. I'm like, I was a gimmick. I'm not doing and all that. So I didn't think she was real, but do I think there's good pet psychics? Yeah. Do I think mine are just here to make my life miserable? Yeah. It will get you a new one and see what's

really going on between them. I should. I should bring them here and we can do it on the pod. Oh my God. That would be hysterical. Bring all the animals here. Yeah. Oh, my God. Anyways, that's why I'm tired. It's been a long night, a long weekend. What else happened this weekend? Ace graduated. from kindergarten and of course we make a big deal out of it Malika threw a graduation. Oh my gosh. And Tatum is, Tatum is so funny. If he doesn't want to do something, he's such a Leo. He's like, I'm not doing that. So earlier in the day, it was like, we're going to go to Aces graduation lunch. He's like, I don't want to go. I was like, he, you know, he's three. He's fine. He's going to go. And so me, him, dream true Chicago and Sam, we all went to this graduation lunch. And Tatum comes in

and he was like, I don't want to be here. And it was this private patio that Malika rented out and you have to walk like four steps down these stairs. And I said, well, Tatum, just come inside and like there was coloring books and all this stuff. I was like, you're going to have fun. He's like, he's looking down these stairs. He goes, okay, I'm going to make such a big. mess and I'm like oh my gosh he's like saying your like intrusive thoughts I was like okay why does he actually bolt to the balloon garland like knocks it over I'm mortified I'm like I'm like he is just deliberately making a big mess and he is now at this water fountain splashing water everywhere he took the coloring looks true and dream and shire like he's grabbing the candy he would like

I've never seen someone faster in my life. He would just like see a section, like demolish it, go to the next section. He saw the food buffet and he's like, I'm going to flip all that over. I was like, no, you're not. It's hot. It's like boiling water. So he didn't do that. But it was so funny because like you had to be there to see him act like this. He was like just the Tasmanian devil, like tornadoing through this party. And I called the nanny. I was like, are you nearby? Because you have to come and get him. Like, he doesn't want to stay here and I don't know what to do. I have to be here for two more hours. So she came to pick him up, but I don't know if that's bad or good. Like, I don't know if, like, he knew. I don't want to be here. He told me he didn't. I just assumed he'll like it when

you're there. Then he got there. He told me he was going to make a big mess. And he showed me he was going to make a big mess. I cleaned everything up. No one would know the difference. But, man, he's really determined and he is such a Leo. He did exactly. what do you said he was going to do? My kids don't throw tantrums. Like Tatum will throw a tantrum privately. He has like big emotions. He's so smart and I think he thinks so much more than he can articulate.

So I think his tantrums are caused from being frustrated with others. Like why can't you get what I'm trying to say? So I get that. But when we're out, he doesn't like, my kids are like really well behaved. But the other day, I was just mortified. Thank God it was like Malika and people I knew. If he acted that way anywhere else, I probably would have just, I would have left with them. I was so embarrassed being it in my comfort zone of people. The kids throwing tantrums in public is so hard. Well, True, like, intervene or will she just come and get you if like she sees something? True is such a good older sister. She does intervene, but like in a really nice way. Even like if he, he'll like hit her he does jit-soo so he sometimes i think isn't figuring out oh is this can i act this way when it's not jihitsu so he'll hit her not hard but she'll never hit him back she'll come and

be like tatam hit me right now like she'll let me parent in those ways when he's out publicly she definitely tries to like calm him down because i think she gets embarrassed too a little bit but she's really good with how she does it she he speaks a lot of Portuguese and so she'll say things in Portuguese to him, but it actually irritates him. He doesn't like when Me or True will say something in Portuguese. He only wants the people who are from Brazil to speak Portuguese. It's bizarre. He knows, oh, that's weird that my mom is saying something in Portuguese. So I think it activates him more, but yeah, True's really good with him. You can have two kids raise the exact same way and they just have their incredible personalities. Like, I love Tatum's

personality. But there are times that you're like, wow, he really is going to dominate this and be headstrong. And in so many areas, you love that and you want that. But at a social setting, I was like, how do we get out of this? Is it also like a boy-girl thing? Like, people say that boys are a lot. I mean, I think it might be a little bit of a boy-girl thing. I don't know because I don't know. I also just think that's his personality is to like do what he wants to do and like I have to teach him it's like yes but you still have to be respectful and do it in certain ways because you want them to have that fire in them but still be respectful and like there's like a time and a place but I've also I have friends that some of them have girls and the girls are like wild so I don't know I think it's just like who your

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I wasn't drinking too much because if I drink, I'm going to get tired. Yeah. Like I don't, I can't just sit there. And then when I get to the party was this rented out place, I get to the party, the first person I run into is French. I was like, no. He was like, what are you doing? I was like, what are you doing here? But so nice.

Like, we're fine. Said hi to French. But for like a second, barely saw him. I saw like so many people. that I haven't seen in so long. And then Tristan was there. I saw Savaz. You're just like, where am I? Like, it's, you think you miss so much by like not going to these things. You're like, oh, I haven't been out literally in months. I haven't gone to like a party like that. It wasn't a club. I think it was a restaurant. But like he made it like a club setting. And then you go out,

you're like, I'm not missing a thing. Like we had so much fun. But do. doing what? Like I was sitting in a booth talking the whole time. Someone came up to me who was belligerently drunk, came up to me, talked about they saw the Lamar episode, it was this guy, came up to me, I'm not going to name names and was like, I saw the Lamar episode. He was so drunk. He's like, me being an alcoholic myself, I, and he's wasted. He's like, I, I'm so angry how Lamar treated you and did it a da-da. And then he just starts crying. And I'm like, okay. And then he's like, okay, well, let me go get another drink and I'll come back and talk to you. And I'm like, what? So you told me you're an alcoholic. You told me how triggering that documentary made you feel,

but you're going to go, it was so strange. And I'm like, this is like, that's what you're missing. You're not missing anything is my point. So whenever I'm like, no, I want to be home with my kids or have a good night sleep so I can be good for them the next day. It just reminds me I'm not missing much. I will say it's so much fun, but not like I wasn't doing anything. Yeah. Every now and then. Yeah, it was fine. But no, I didn't drink that much, which was great. Like, I made sure to not because I'm like, I got to go home and go to sleep and be normal the next day. And all the girls were there? All the girls were there except for Iris and Nicole. They weren't there. So, But everyone else was, which is fun.

The girls, I think, are so excited to have the show come out. I don't know exactly when it comes out, but I think the end of summer, I don't even know if we have a launch date yet. But they're really excited. And I'm excited for them. Definitely a lot of drama. I feel like these girls are all like friends in real life. But none of them have ever worked together before. So being friends with people, when you see each other at social settings, you see each other in happy places or like a launch event or whatever.

But there's always music and distractions and alcohol or other socializing going on. There's different groups like obviously the twins know each other intimately. Natalie and Olivia are cousins. Nicole and them are the closest. And then Iris and the twins are closer. So like there's different groups, of course. that they have more intimate relationships, but most of them are really friends, like, casually, or like they're friends because they're friends with each sister. So now that they're working together,

they're seeing each other in different ways. And I feel really bad about that because there's been a lot of drama. It's good for TV. I just hope their relationships will all sustain after this. And I do think it can. Because if not, I'm going to feel really bad if I, like, ruined real relationships by this. But I think everything will be good. Is that going to be awkward for you and your sisters if like these friendships don't make it? I don't know if it's going to be awkward. I think that we're all hearing each sibling is hearing like their own friends story. And so it's causing a lot of drama or a lot of things that like some of the sisters are like, I don't want to be involved in this, which I get.

I have to be involved in all of it, which is super annoying. Being a producer, I'm like, God, what did I do? do. But I mean, we're all adults. We're all big girls. I'm around people that I don't like all the time and I make it work. So I feel like there's like if someone really doesn't like one another, they can still be adults and like professionals, I would hope. How are you separating like producer brain from like friends? No, it's, it's really hard. It's hard to separate the two for sure. Because sometimes I feel bad. A lot of the times I'm like, I don't want to know everyone's side because then I'm going to say something that then makes me feel like I'm choosing a side when I'm

like I can't. Like the right thing to do is not. But then does that make me feel as a friend that I'm like straddling the fence? I don't know. But it's really hard when you're actually friends with people. And I'm friends with all of these girls. And like the clicks. It's just really, really hard. It's a different position to put myself in. And I hope if God willing, there is a season two that we might have to have some conversations off camera or just like to make season two. Like there's been challenging days for sure. I don't know. And then even like I'll see people in a different light.

I'm like, you guys are just complaining about too much shit right now. You were made for this though because I feel like you just become everyone's therapist. But I don't want to be. You don't want to be. But you've been training for this for your whole life. I do not want to be. Chloe will walk into an appointment like she's the client of like anything of any sort of beauty treatment. Oh yeah. And be like bombarded. Beauty treatments are always wild to me. It's always a beauty

person that I think maybe because it's more like intimate. It's like a one on one setting. But they always confess the craziest shit to me. And I know my teams can't believe me. Because I'm like something like this can't happen that much. I'll literally send them voice notes. like you're going to die. I know this person's having an affair with someone. Like, I'll like go on and on and on. The tears, the crying. The crying's always, people cry around me a lot. And you don't love it. Well, I never know what to do because some people want hugs. Some people like, don't touch me if I'm crying. So like, I never know which way to go. So I'll be like, and I smile at really weird situations. And I'll be like, do you want a hug right now? Like,

I don't know what to do. And then I don't think asking that is like too loving. Do you want to hug right now? I think it's a nice thing to say. But I don't know if I should do it. So that's why I asked. Yeah, it's nice. You're not assuming because maybe you're right. Maybe they don't want to be touched.

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Rhode Island, I started watching, which these girls are so funny. It's hysterical. And I do like, you can tell that they're genuinely friends prior to this, that they all, sometimes they do those shows and you can tell that they don't really know each other off camera or don't have a lot of history with each other. This show, you can tell they definitely have had history with one another. And for that, I really like it. I like that the synergy is there. I like most of the housewives. I just watched this weekend, should I marry a murderer? It's a three-part story on Netflix, and it's crazy. That's actually nuts. This is a woman who they're from either Scotland or Ireland. Can't remember. But she's this really smart doctor, I think,

she's a pathologist. She's been doing this for like 11 years or something like that. She was young, I think 29 or 30. She does all of the like the autopsies. So people are dead. So her joke is like, she's such a cute girl on camera. Like she's super cute. Her personality is so cute. And she's like, I am with dead people all day. So it's not really a good place to meet men. So she goes on Tinder, meets a man like the man of her dreams, like this rugged manly man. And even her first date, I'm not going to say the whole thing. What her first date was going. to his ranch, which is like an hour and a half away in the middle of nowhere. When they, she's at the time like a big Snapchatters.

So she's Snapchatting everything. And it's like rule. There's nothing around. So first of all, that being your first date is balzy. You don't know if someone's going to kill you or not. It's the first time. And like not bringing a partner your first time. I think like I would have brought my girlfriend with me just to be a witness or

something. It's crazy. Her relationship was smooth sailing at first and then it took a turn, obviously, but you guys have to watch it. Something crazy out of the Ashley episode, people were so excited about your list of 90s movies. Oh my gosh. What is your list? Well, I have a list that I, so when I was little, my dad used to, we would have movie night once a week. It would be a movie of his choosing and they would be movies that like that either stuck out to him or he felt like they were just important movies that people reference in time. I've loved that. So at the time, there are movies that I definitely did not want to watch because they were older, somewhere in black and white. Like I remember, we watched this movie called The Gaslight or

maybe just Gaslight. And it was how the term gaslighting came about. But it's this old movie. I want to say it was black and white. And at the time I was like, what the fuck is this? This is so boring. I watch this movie called Love Story. And it's very the notebook vibes. But all those things I remember and I love.

But at the time, I never would have picked them for myself. So I have a list for my kids. And some are older for them to watch when they're of age. But some. And I'm just, and I'm, I add all the time, if I hear something or like, I see on my for you page a reference or I write it down. So this list is not finished, but I definitely have a list. The original Annie, no disrespect to like the modern Jamie Fox one, but I want them to watch

like the original one, the never-ending story, duh. But when you watch it, like I watched it as a kid, but Trues 8, Tatum definitely is too young. It's creepy. Like they can't watch that. Maybe tell we're double digits in age. Romeo and Juliet. These are for older.

There's a movie called Witches. Don't tell Mom the babysitter's dead. Love Story. The Notebook. Stepmom. I watched recently because my mom's never seen it. So we watched it a few months ago. My mom was sobbing.

And I love that movie. That's a great movie. Titanic. Dreams already seen Titanic. What do you mean? My brother, my brother watches movie. all day long. So he's like made or watch Titanic. I was like dream. That is not okay. Beethoven, the movie with like the dog, the sandlot, little rascals, beaches, but I'm like, I have to watch

beaches again. I just remember what a tearjerker it is. Like is that appropriate? Now and then, the parent trap with Lindsay Lohan, newsies, cool runnings, fried green tomatoes, drop dead Fred, father of the bride, all of them. Something's got to give as good as it gets. The babysitters club, clueless, pretty woman, Jurassic Park, Goodfellas, Scarface. Those are like older, but those are like movie classics. Ghost, Man in the Moon, Parenthood, the Bodyguard, Dirty Dancing, legally blonde, Steele Magnolius, The Adventures of Babysitting, E.T., look who's talking, back to the beach, Cruel intentions, forest grump, grease, only you, the land before time. So sad. Lord of the Flies, radio flyer, backdraft. I don't know why cocoon is on here. I have to remember if I think it's

appropriate, like at what age. And my brother and I both said, meet Joe Black. But that's like when they're way older. What a good list. So I am still compiling list. I love what I'm like, oh, that one. they've seen, I think, the parent trap and little rascals on that list. That's about it. I need to say your recall for detail with movies is unmatched. Oh, my gosh. I think it's just some. Because some I like, I can't remember. Have you seen recent movies like the Michael Jackson movie or The Devil Where's Prada? I saw some of the Michael Jackson movie only because my mom had it at her house and we all, like all the siblings went to watch it. And then I had to leave because someone was about 90 minutes late.

So when we started it, it was later than expected. And I had to leave to put my kids to sleep. When we saw the Michael movie, it was everyone in their boyfriends or in court with their husband. And then me, and it's like me and my mom. I loved it. I didn't see the Devil Wears Prada. I heard the Devil Wars Prada is really good for a sequel. But sequels are hard, especially that many years later.

But what a great cast. Like I love all those people. Merrill was great in it, but she's great in everything. She's great in everything. She's so incredible and just so talented. Her daughter is Carolyn Kennedy in Love Story. And she's such a great actress. Did you watch Love Story? I watched Olive Love Story. I know the ending. I'm bawling at the ending. And I'm like, you know what's happening. I'm more upset like thinking about Carol. Caroline Kennedy, like, alone in the world. I know she has her husband and her kids, but you're just like, what a tragic life. And it just makes you so sad her needing to go. Her scene in the kitchen with her husband screaming, like, I'm not going to do this again. I'm like, you feel that. Yeah, you should not have to do this again. But yeah, that's Meryl Streep's daughter. She's so good. So good. Why doesn't the JFK guy just dress like JFK in real life all the time? He's so cute. Yeah, he is. And this was like his first thing ever. And he was really good.

Speaking of the Kennedys, I am, did you see that there's the story on TMZ, I wish I knew everyone's names, that someone in Congress had the JFK files, like they were supposed to have it, but the CIA stormed their office and seized them all, even though they're supposed to be released? Like, that's crazy. Did Kylie actually crop me out of the Mother's Day? photo. She did. She cropped it. Well, so to be fair, there are other photos. So I guess she, because I was like, hello, I'm in the fucking photo too. And apparently Courtney was in the photo as well, because she had the

same beef. I guess there was one set that me and court didn't pose in. And that's the one she posted. So did you guys see on TikTok this woman who washes her underwear? in the coffee machine. You know, like in most hotels, you have your own personal coffee machine. It can either be a pod or the real drip coffee. She puts her underwear in the fucking thing. All you have to do, put your underwear where you would put the coffee grounds. You close it. You press brew and it puts scorching hot water through it. You guys, then the hair dryer in the bathroom, you'll blow dryer those bad boys. And you got yourself a cleaner, pair of underwear. It's aware. First of all, just nasty. Like, you're so fucking nasty. Second of all, I never even knew this was a fear that I had to now think about and unlock. And she says,

wow, I didn't realize how many people already knew about this trick. So many people are doing this. This is so fucking gross. Like, that is gross. You're nasty underwear. First of all, if you didn't pack enough underwear, that's a you problem. So you got to go commando or clean your shit in the shower and let it air dry, dry it with a blow dryer. What is the cough and what? So your puss now smells like coffee? Like I don't understand what the point. I don't, I have so many questions, but I'm so bothered by it. It is so rude. Like I would never. Someone's coming to stay here after you. Like that is so fucking rude. And yes, I hope you see this because that's rude. I had so much fun today chit-chatting about really a little bit of everything.

Again, down the rabbit hole, Chloe and Wonderland, where my brain goes, a little bit of all places. I hope you guys enjoy.