Khloé in Wonder Land - Khloé’s Valentine’s Day Hotline

Episode Date: February 11, 2026

Khloé opens the Valentine’s Day Hotline and takes live calls and voicemails from listeners with dating fails, red flags, awkward first dates, and truly unhinged love stories. From getting ghosted after five years, to surprise tattoos, Khloé reacts in real time, gives honest advice, and reminds everyone that Valentine’s Day isn’t just about relationships...it’s about loving yourself, your friends, and your people too. Episode Sponsors:We’ve worked out a special offer for my audience! Receive 30% off your first subscription order. Go to https://www.armra.com/KHLOE or enter KHLOE to get 30% off your first subscription order.It’s time to get your own personal stylist with DailyLook. Head to https://www.DailyLook.com to take your style quiz and use code KHLOE for 50% off your first order.It’s time you get the support that actually reflects your needs. Start your free intake at https://www.ForHers.com. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Happy Valentine's Day. We are going to take live calls. I don't know how unhinged these are gonna be. I found out that he was actually cheating on me that night, so I stole her man. Legendary. I think my love language is physical touch. If I really like you.

If not, don't touch me. There was one time I was serenated, and I was like, why are you doing this? This person sounds crazy, amazing. What? Hi, this is Chloe. I really appreciate you talking to me. Ooh, what do you want to talk about?

I spent our one year anniversary in jail. I was engaged for about five years. That he's asking you for money? That's crazy. And then I found out, like, while we were dating, he got a girl pregnant. We believe in the vengeance of Princess Diana. That was weird. I hope everyone has such an amazing Valentine's Day.

Just spend it in love. I don't know when's happening. That person got the giggles. Happy Valentine's Day. So I am so excited about today's podcast because we are going to take live calls later in the episode. And I get to talk with you guys and maybe give you guys some advice or just hear some really crazy fun stories. So I'm super excited about this episode. To me, Valentine's Day isn't a big deal. I mean, I love Valentine's Day more because of my kids. I think prior to that, I didn't. really have much of a feeling about it if you could celebrate it cool. But with my kids, I put a lot of weight. Like, I love it. I think it's a happy, loving, sweet holiday. And I love anything that's sort of makes you live in this bubble. Like hearts and happiness and pink and red,

sweet. I must have been 16 or 17. And I got broken up with on Valentine's Day. This person actually just moved to another state and like stopped calling me, which was so crazy and horrible. And so that was a tough pill to swallow. But other than that, I feel like I've had good Valentine's days from as far as I can remember. That would just be the only one that's sort of sucked. But I've never put a lot of emphasis on Valentine's Day. What is the key to my heart on Valentine's Day? Honestly, I think the key to my heart any day is flowers. I love flowers. My mom, Mom gets me this box of chocolates from C's. It's just, I don't know what they're called, but their milk chocolate on the inside is caramel and they're little circles and she gets me a whole container of them.

And oh my gosh, they can last me like six months because I savor them, but I leave them by my bed and they're so good. I will tell her not to get them for me because I eat them all, but then when I don't get them, I get sad. So that's, that's always fun. So one tradition I actually found out about online and I love starting February 1st up until February 14th, you write compliments or things that you admire about your kids. So like, I love the way you laugh. I love how selfless you are. I love your beautiful curls. I love how smart you are. Whatever it is, you write a different compliment on a heart and then you tape the heart to their bedroom door. So when they wake up in the morning, they can read or you can read to them the way that you see your children. And I love that. So I do that.

My kids get so excited to open the door and see what heart comes next. So that's a tradition that I love. I think my love language is more physical touch. If I really like you. If not, don't touch me. Yeah, I'm not good with gifts. Like I get very uncomfortable receiving, but I would say physical touch or words of affirmation. How do I give? Oh, I do it all. I love physical touch. I love physical touch. I love. words of affirmation. I love giving things. Like I love if I know you like something. Like I like to make that meal. Like I think I'm a very thoughtful person. I like for people to feel that they're special or taken care of or that I remembered something they said in a conversation. So I'm very thoughtful and intentional with how I treat people, I think. Who gives you the best love advice? I just haven't been there in a minute, but I've all siblings. They all are different, like everyone's good in a different situation. My moms are crazy, but fun, but crazy. When is it appropriate to say I love you? I don't know that answer. You just have to feel it out.

Because time doesn't really matter in my head. It just depends. I need the context and the circumstances of everything. There was one time I was serenaded and it was, I think, just like a random day because I wasn't expecting it. And this was years ago, Tatum wasn't born. Yeah, it was just true. And I lived at my old house. I'm like remembering it was in the backyard and Tristan was like come outside. And Givion came. Givion wasn't who he was now. And he is just like singing. And I remember like I hated Tristan and I was like, why are you doing this? And Givion is pouring his heart out. And I'm literally like Tristan's trying to sit next to me and I'm like slapping him and poor Givion is still singing. It was mortifying. But I was like, God, this guy is such a great singer. I love this guy.

And I remember going inside to get true because I was like I just need like a third person to like get Tristan. I was so annoyed with Tristan. And it was so funny. And tell this day if I see Givion he'll be Remember, if I could sing live for you two while you guys were fighting and not, like, Givion was so professional. He was so great. He didn't break his song at all. He's amazing. I love him.

But how awkward for him. Poor guy. I love you, Givion. I'm so excited. We are now going to go to the live callers. And I don't know how unhinged these are going to be, but hopefully we can get some conversations going. Hello?

Hello. Hi, who's this? My name's Encarra. Encarra? Yes, ma'am. Hi, this is Chloe. How are you? I'm good. Ooh, what do you want to talk about?

I wanted to tell you about I was engaged for about five years. Oh, my gosh. And the gentleman broke up with me. And I was like, what the heck? Come to find out he cheated on me. And then it's asking me for money. What? Yeah.

What a fucking loser. I know. And I really wanted to talk to you about him because I already feel better. Oh, you're so cute. Well, first of all, anyone that wouldn't marry you after five years. That's a big red flag. And so he did you a favor. I agree. Thank you. And then the fact that he cheated on you, bigger loser, bigger red flag. And then he's asking you for money. That's crazy. You sound too great to be with this guy. Thank you. You sound too great. And you deserve all the love in the world. And you're going to make this Valentine's Day about you and your girls or whoever you love. And you're going to forget about this guy because who needs them. Thank you. You're totally right. And Chloe, I hope your Valentine's Day is filled with so much love with your family this year. Oh, thank you. You're so sweet. Hello.

Hi. Hi. This is Chloe. Happy Valentine's Day. Oh, happy Valentine's Day. Thank you. Who's this? My name's Natasha. Hi, Natasha. How are you? I'm good. How are you? Good. What's going on? What do you want to talk about today? I just wanted to tell you kind of about like a little failed romance that I had. I dated this guy for like three years. I was like totally obsessed with him. I like was planning our future and everything. He was like practicing to be a tattoo artist and asked if he could tattoo me and I was like totally down for it. I let him tattoo me. And then I found out like while we were dating he got a girl pregnant.

Oh, God. Yeah, I had to call it off. I was like, I can't be with you anymore. But, like, now I still have this tattoo and I, like, think about it all the time. What's the tattoo of? It's just like a rose. But you still feel like it represents him? Yeah.

Do you ever consider maybe covering it up or adding to it or even just removing it? I thought about lasering it off because I just, like, I don't want to have the reminder anymore. I get that and I think that's smart. I think when you're ready to do that, laser it off. I mean, I've lasered some tattoos and let me tell you, they definitely hurt. But it's just the technology, you don't have any remnants of it. It's amazing. Yeah, I'm just scared of like the pain of like getting it removed. I know. It is painful. There are some places that will give you a little, I think it's lytocane shot. Okay. Okay. And that actually is very helpful, I will say. Yeah. Well, I'm sorry you went through that and I'm sorry men are such. Men are just such losers sometimes. It's crazy. I know. They're awful. They really are. It's crazy. But with all that being said, I hope you still have an amazing

Valentine's Day because Valentine's Day is not just about the partner in your life. It's also about your family and how like you can still love on yourself and if you have kids but just like siblings or parents or best friends you have to make the best of it and just give love to anyone that's been good to you in your life not just a man. Thank you. I appreciate that. I do want to say that with the live phone calls coming through, I also had people call in and leave voicemails who couldn't get through. And so I'm going back and forth from voicemails to live phone. calls and I'm loving them. So this was back in freshman year of high school and it was my first time bringing a boy home

for the first time and it was just so, I was so nervous. I was freaking out. So we were sitting on our back porch and the door to my back porch, she could see the stairs inside the house. So out of nowhere, we're sitting in the back porch and we hear like this loud thump and we're like, what just happened? So we looked inside and my little sister had just. just out in the shower and she fell down the stairs and she jumps up.

She's like, I'm good. And she's literally naked in front of my new boyfriend. I was like, are you kidding me? So yeah, needless to say, it was very embarrassing. I was completely shocked. I know what to say. But we did go on a few more dates after the fact. But that's my funny fail story.

Oh. Thank you. That's so cute. because Lauren, I know that's such a big deal to you and I'm not trying to invalidate that. But for me, maybe because I'm older, I'm like, this girl, your sister was probably mortified. Like, for you to be mortified is so sweet, I think, because it shows how much you like, just liked the guy and love your sister. But your sister, I would think, is like so mortified by that situation, probably way more than you.

You, Lauren, and poor your sister. Oh, my gosh. Okay. So, hey, Chloe. My name is Dylan. And first of all, I'm going to start off and be like, I love you. You're my favorite. So I just want to get that out the way.

All right. So my question for you, all right? It is my most suited red flag is being with somebody, but then they try and keep it a secret. Like, you, it's almost like the time to know and everything like that. But then during certain times you want to kind of brush upon or be like, oh, no, we're not together or, you know, at least seeing each other. But they know damn well, we still going off to dinner. They know damn while we still take a trip. They know everything.

But then you don't want to claim somebody in front of somebody. So my question to you, I feel like, is like, is that not only a red flag or am I tripping? That's the first question. And number two is, like, has that ever happened to you where, like, somebody doesn't want to claim you in front of certain friends. Because, and then it makes you almost kind of feel like like there's, like, is there an issue with me? Like, the hell's wrong with me? The fuck?

But, you know, that's my question. All right, cool. Much love to you. Bye. Okay, Dylan, I love you. And thank you for your message. So, number one, yes, that is a major fucking red flag when people don't want to claim you. I'm not saying you have to make me or anyone else.

public on social. I feel like for some people, they need that validation to feel like you're a real couple. I don't believe in that. Some relationships, I just don't want to publicize it. That's fine. Doesn't mean it's a secret. It means that we're private. Being a secret is what you're saying. Like telling your certain close friend groups, you don't really talk like that. That's going to give you such an insecurity and that's a big red flag. There's a reason they want to keep it a secret. And what is that reason. And it's weird. Either way, I don't get down like that. You shouldn't get down like that, Dylan. And for me, have I had that happen to me before? Yes. And the second I feel that it happens, I don't like that. I might ask and be like, so what is this? I might bring it to that guy's

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So it was a couple of years ago or maybe it was, yeah, it was like a year or two ago. I went on a first date with a guy from a dating app. And we had already been talking and we actually had FaceTimed and everything before the date. And then we decided to go on a coffee date and then do kind of a walk around the park after because it was the summer. So. Yeah. Yeah, and, you know, in a sense. And so I still open his coffee stop.

I'm the first one there, and he walks in. And he does not look the same as his photos or even from when we FaceTime. What? Yeah. So we go to order coffee, and then he gives a name to the barista for the coffee drink order, and it was like a Star Wars name. I think he said Tubauga or something. Shut up. No. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. He did proceed to ask me for feedback about the date, which was extra weird.

I've never heard that before, but okay. I think that means that he's gotten turned down a lot and he's like finally like, okay, what is it? Because it has to be me. I know. It, yeah, it is. Yeah. Hi, Chloe. Okay. I have a creepy first date story that I thought I would share. So there's this guy I was texting and he lived in Hungary. super random and we got along of her text and one day he was just like I love the city you're in I want to come visit you and I was like I mean okay if you're gonna pay and come all the way over here across the world sure why not nearly nothing could go wrong so he legit comes is like months later and he's here so we go out to dinner and my gut is just like uh no no not feeling it This is not good.

So that night, I'm like, I don't want to waste this time. I need to talk to him and tell him this is just not going to work, and I'm not feeling it. So I have to talk, and he goes, can I go first? And he asks me to be his girlfriend after one day. Okay. So I'm like, oh, I'm so sorry. I wanted to tell you no. So then he goes, are you ready for this?

He says, but I love you. Oh, my God. What? You what? No, I'm sure you just met me. You don't love me. You don't know me. Aw. Poor guy. So then I'm just staring at him. And then you says, are you ready for this? I love you as a sister. You what? What? As a sister. Are you kidding? So I left and never talked to this Hungarian man again. Oh my gosh. And that's my crazy mistake story. I love you, Polly. Aw, well, this girl didn't leave me her name, but I love her and I love your crazy Hungarian story. I have so many questions that I don't even know where to begin.

Hello. Hello? Are you the Hungarian story? I am. Wait, what's your name? Because you didn't leave it on the voicemail. I'm dying about your story. Oh, my gosh.

I'm Shayla. Shayla, your story? I have so many questions for you. First of all, are you okay? I am okay, thankfully. Good. How did you meet this guy all the way in Hungary? It was so random.

He was, so I live in Nashville, and he came to Zita in Nashville, and ran into him at this, like, public setting, and that's how he got, like, Instagram. And then we texted just a few times, and then he came back to do the, dinner and then everything else you probably heard in the voicemail. Oh my gosh. It is crazy. And then after you were like, no, this is nuts, I just met you. Of course we're not in love and I won't be your girlfriend. He just backed off. Well, I just decided to go, like gave him a hug and I booked it out of there. That is crazy. He sounds like a great guy. Just, I don't know. I was thinking like 90-day fiance. That's all I kept thinking about. Yeah, exactly 90-day fiance vibes. They're on their website, honestly. Yes, exactly. What are your plans for this Valentine's Day? I mean,

I'm single. Probably going to hang out with the girls. That's the best. So I was listening to Shayla. She didn't leave her name and her voicemail. I was listening to her voicemail. And then they called and said, you have the same girl calling in right now to talk to you on the hotline. I was like, how crazy. Hi, Chloe. My experience I would like to tell you about is the worst excuse I've had for being late on a date. So this experience has happened to me semi-recently actually. I was out. Me and my boyfriend were going to a little coffee shop. Well, not my boyfriend. It's happened like maybe a week ago or two. Oh my gosh, a week ago.

And I obviously didn't know what to say for my real excuse of having explosive diarrhea because we've only been dating for a week or two, you know, like around a month maybe. And my best excuse I could, you know, master up the courage to say was that my mom was having a absolute crash out over not being able to find the Christmas family holiday picture. Traditional healthcare doesn't always leave room for context. You finally bring something up that's been bothering you, maybe even for months. And suddenly, the appointment feels rushed, like there's no time to really explain what's going on. You walk out with answers on paper, but you still feel confused. And care shouldn't feel like that. It shouldn't be a one-size-fits-all. Hers

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Oh my God, I need to hear it. Okay, so I had my first relationship and I was 16 years old when I started dating him and I turned 17. It was our one year anniversary coming up in February. and I really wanted to get him a present. I am a broke newly 17-year-old, and at the time I lived in Illinois, and in the state of Illinois, you were legally an adult at 17.

So I went to the mall with one of my best friends, and me and her shared the same birthday, and we were stoplifting him a present. So I stopped listed this defense. It had one of his favorite bands. We were a hot topic, And I got arrested. Oh, my God.

Since our one-year anniversary in jail and he's cheating on me on our one-year anniversary. I can't get a hold of anybody. Luckily, my big sister bailed me out, best big sister in the world. I was set to tellemaker. Whenever I got out of jail at 17, I found out that he was actually cheating on me that night. So then I went and dated. I got out with that girl. boyfriend was at the time and I stole her man back. Oh my god, legendary. How did you know he was

cheating on you if you were in jail, though? Well, this was the time of like my face and his best friend was dating my best friend since we were like 10 years old, my best friend, and so him and his best friend were dating me and my best friend. And he and his best friend were dating me and my best friend. and she was actually there that night. They were all hanging out. And this girl, Amber, that was her name, of course, Amber. And yeah, Brittany was wasted and she was just letting them hang out the whole night and make out. And when I got out jail, she told me.

And so, of course, I did not even break up them. I just cheated on them back and then I told them to his face that I did. Oh, my God. Well, it actually, besides you going to jail, you realized who your ride or dies are, which is your older sister. You realize the ones that will tell you the tea and tell you what really happened, and then the ones that weren't meant to stay around. You actually learned a lot that Valentine's Day. Truly, I did. I really did.

And I will never stop left ever get in my life, which I think me and you have at least one jail experience in common. Yes, we do. It happens. It happens. Hey, Chloe, this is Eva Gatiss. I'm sorry, I'm surrounded by my family right now. So, because I don't know what's happening. I'm to hang up.

That person got the giggles. Hi, Chloe. It is I. It goes in. It is I. And I feel. a maybe a West Coast passive way of saying yes, we believe in the vengeance of Princess Diana,

and we are putting the Rad of Bandini team in place. So thank you for respecting my business savvy, but I will not be sharing that story until I receive pay for it, and I have full total authoritarian dictatorial control over how it develops, and wishing you all great things to happen and continue to happen and blessings for you and your family, this and every on your seat.

Happy Armenian little Christmas. That's right. Thank you. Okay, well, that was fun. Hi, my name is Jackie. I live in Idaho. Oh, man. Dating problem.

I had a guy that thought taking me to Buffalo Wildlings would be a romantic date. red flags that I've ignored. Definitely. People talking about, like, hurting animals. Valentine's Day gone wrong. Got broken up on Valentine's Day in high school. That was fun. I got to call this person.

I have friends that they did, like, a partner swap, but on accident. So this can't be real They met And started hanging out with each other Husband and wife But then my friend's husband Started sleeping with his boss's wife And then my friend started sleeping

With her husband's boss And he ended up getting fired And It's so crazy that this happens to people And it's something that I've never told anyone is that I have had sex during the day on my driveway in the middle of the day with cars driving by. Like on your...

Not my proudest moment. On your driveway? Like the floor? I've actually never heard of that. What's her name? Jackie. Jackie. I've never heard that one.

Having sex on like the concrete? Huh. Hi, Joey. How are you? I just want to give an advice and it's to think before you do anything crazy. I'm really hardbroken at this moment. You know, I regret every day that I loved the love of my life. So please, before you make a big decision,

Please stay calm. Do not make decisions with being angry because I regret it all the fucking days of my life, you know? What a sweetheart. I feel so bad for this woman. She is saying that she broke up with the love of her life, but she didn't realize it then. And she thinks about him every day. And she's just so heartbroken. And she's just saying when people make decisions to live,

leave someone, like, don't act out of emotion. Act if, like, it's really something you want to do. I feel so bad for her. Poor thing. Let's do. Kim from Houston, Texas. My name is Kim, and I'm from Houston, Texas. And I want to talk about this time.

I had, like, a first date, fell. So, the girl at our first date, everything was all good. Like, we were good. We were ordering food. We were chilling. But she was, like, in, like, a rush. Like, I was wondering. I was like, damn, like, you know, we had appetizers.

she's grafted down. We had our regular meal. She's scoffed it down. This is the actual dessert. And scruffed it down, too. And we're like, literally only like 20, 30 minutes to the day. I was like, what's the rush? Like, what's going on?

She was like, yeah, my boyfriend clocked him in about 10 minutes. I was like, here? Your boyfriend? What? And it was awkward. Like, of course I didn't pay because at that point I was just like, what are you trying to do? Like, get a million?

You know? I just didn't know. But, yeah. That was my first date show. Oh, my gosh. I don't know if you said your name was Cam or Kim. I think it's Cam. But when I was hearing your message and you said that she was scarfing down food,

I was going to say she either double-booked and had another date after you. I was not going to assume that our boyfriend worked there. I thought maybe that's like a place that they ate at. But I could tell that she either had another date after you or had a boyfriend. Shady, shady, and I think you handled it perfectly well. Hi, Chloe. I absolutely love you and your podcast. You are everything.

I have a crazy first date, I guess, kind of fail that turned to a romance. On my first date with my current fiancé, we were going out in Central Park, and it was 2020 so it was COVID and we drank two bottles of wine and it was going well and all of a sudden he turned to me and was like I really need to go to the bathroom and I was like oh my goodness thank god I really need to go to the bathroom too so he is like okay I'm going to go find one and then I'll come back so he goes and like 15 minutes goes by 20 minutes goes by I'm like oh my gosh like is he standing me up and at this point I'm like I have to come so badly So fast forward, I ended up running into a McDonald's.

The bathroom was out of order. Ended up peeing in my pants on the first date. Ended up going into a parking garage and paid the guy to let me use their bathroom, walked back to the date without any underpants on because I was wearing a dress, and told him that I had dinner in 10 minutes and had to leave. and we are getting married in April. So crazy first date fail that turns successful. Love you.

Oh my gosh. Okay, you did not leave your name. No, but what a sad, sweet story? I don't even know. First of all, thank God you were wearing a dress. Could you imagine if you had like pee stains all over your pants? That would be mortifying. Two, I feel so bad you peed your pants. Like, you must have really had to pee. That's so embarrassing, so sad. Where was he for 20 minutes at the beginning when he was looking for the bathroom? Where did he go? Oh my gosh. What a story, but I love that you guys are engaged. You guys are going to be married. What, like a funny story that you get to tell your kids one day. I mean, it's cute. It's endearing. It's very relatable. I feel so bad. But I love. I love.

that you're just laughing it off and so cute about it. Jessica Max. Hi, my name is Jessica Max. I was calling to share a giant red flag I missed when I was in my 20s. I was just freshly dating someone. I think we had gone on maybe four dates. And after the fourth date, he stopped by my apartment and showed me that he got a tattoo of my face on his back.

Which was insane because like I said, I barely knew the guy. And, yeah, new list to say, it didn't go well after that. Oh, my gosh, Jessica. Poor Jessica. That is a big red flag. I think if someone on your third or fourth date is going out to get your face tattooed on them, it's a little scary. That is a big red flag. I wouldn't like that very much.

Jessica, you sound amazing. And I love that you realize that's a red flag now. You have to go through these things to realize that they're not, they're not good. You really do. Thank you guys so much for calling in, for leaving your voicemails, for writing in all of the above. I had so much fun. I could literally do this for hours and hours. I hope everyone has such an amazing Valentine's Day.

Spend it with your family, your significant other, your children, your siblings, whatever. just spend it in love and be happy and know that you don't need a partner to celebrate Valentine's Day. Have a great Valentine's Day and remember that Wednesdays are for Wonderland.