Upstream - Episode 10.5: Kill James Bond Q&A 2 [UNLOCKED]

Episode Date: September 6, 2021

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Hello again, since you're hearing my voice at the start of a sub-sode that means I'm doing something, which is as of a couple of days ago we became the number one film review podcast in the UK. I don't think we are any more, it's a particularly fickle list, and the fucking shrine of duty guys have started a new series, so we're completely fucked because the British public will not stop listening to a podcast about cops that is in the film review segment, despite it being a TV series, but that's fine, it's fine, I'm not mad. But while we were number one, I decided to give out the bonus episodes where we did listener Q&As for free and at this point in front of me and for a pound.

So feel free to listen to this, which is the second of our Patreon Q&As. It was originally posted on July 1st. And if you enjoyed this, hey, why not head on down on our Patreon at patreon.com slash killjamesbond where there will be the third listener, Hugh and A posted in just a couple of days. Well, back to the heat free on episode of Kill James Bond, where we a your cues. You have cues, we have a's and we will A those cues now. That's right. You know who we are. We're not going to introduce ourselves. Our names are not important. That's right. That's right. We are here only to A cues. How is everyone doing today? It's insanely hot and I began this morning by my doctor

being like, oh, the gender identity clinic have lost your blood. We took some blood from you to establish how much go you are as a percentage and we lost that. So we're gonna need you to come in at 11.30 in the morning British time and get some more blood sucked out so we can do your levels again. So I am mentally deranged from having walked two miles in the sun and then having

a bunch of my blood sucked out. How are you all doing? That's so good that they're just like, yeah, yeah, we did this stuff, but we fucking lost it. Like, we lost the blood. Oh, we lost the blood. We're not good blood. We're not good blood. Sorry. Continuing to be just the absolute standard for international medicine.

I mean, really, the quality of care that we get in this country is just so good, isn't it? We're not waiting less than you get there. And I like, yeah, we actually don't do shit here. Yeah. Right. It's such a fucking joke that you like, wait 20 something years to get into the gender identity for the next and then when you get in the quality of service it's just fucking shit.

Quality of the service. I just said yes. I hear some fucking pills fuck off. Oh, you got pills. I got come back for like three psychiatrists visits across a year and then maybe at the end of that we will consider giving you some pills. Yeah. So you should be buying hormones on the black market

as basically the kill chains for instance. We legally, legally we can't tell you to do that. We can if it's estrogen. It's perfectly legal to, you can absolutely fill your boots with black market estrogen. It's not a controlled substance. You can't do it with testosterone. That is a controlled substance.

That is a crime. However, you can very easily buy estrogen on the internet. I am told. To me, our position is that crimes are bad. You should not do that. We also cannot tell you to go to your doctor if you are assigned male at birth and say that you want testosterone blockers to prevent baldness. And then when they say, please tick this box to confirm that you're not trans, you just lie. We cannot tell you to do that. I certainly don't know anybody who's done it and it worked. But, well, yeah, don't do it. But don't do that.

I am also deranged. I have got bad brain today. I'm very disheartened. I couldn't find somewhere to cut as a promo for the Rising Sun episode. Well, it's because we didn't do any jokes in it, which in hindsight was a bit of an error. So I'm solving that by creating a decoction. I see. Now, I see the monster energy in your hand. If you could describe for the audience, and I see your other hand, it's a monster energy punch and a bottle of Havana club, the politically correct

Cuban whiskey. That's right. Not Bacardi. That dark Cuban rum into a punch monster and we'll see. Well, that does to me. What do you call this combination, Deft? Call it the Thunderball. That's right. Very cool. That that's nice actually. The official cocktail of the podcast is the The King James Bond talk about it. It's a rum or a whisk. Rum, yeah, yeah. Rum, yeah. Rum, yeah. It's a rum jam, jam, jam, bond. Being really finicky about this drink order. Like, it's a specific, it's a specific kind

of monster punch. I love monster actually, especially when it's shelved at the correct temperature of minus whatever the fuck degree is. My mind is not sure of the correct temperature. 92.4 degrees. I have got some cues. I have gone through. Yeah, yeah, cue us those cues. And do try to bring the cues back in one piece, double the hogs. Great work.

I asked this on Monday and we're recording this Wednesday and we had 105-ish questions to pick through. So mathematically, at least a few of them have been good. Okay, but like 90 of those are going to be two Abigail and they're gonna be like drop the skincare routine You know what? Half of them are like will you date me and I said no? It's just an attached picture of them and being like so on you when you're reckon

Do you email me like that? I'm like now. You can't I've got that in confidence Yeah, the only way to start a relationship with Avergale Thorn, as we know, begin a podcast with her. Yes, see me. I thought you were just going to put in the boo! Yeah, the only way to start a relationship with me is beeeeeep! So let's just rip that bandaid off real quick. A bunch of people asked this, we've had three

bonds. Fuck Mary Kill. Oh, hard hitting. Well, I'm not marrying Lazenby for self-preservation reasons. Yeah, that's a great. Yes, good point. Oh, shit, because that would have been my marry. Yeah, yeah. You're not married, Lazenby. For me, it's going to be Marry Lazenbee.

I'm going to kill Roger Moore. I'm sorry, I'm fucking connolly. Yeah, we have to kill Roger Moore. I am going to, like, I'm going to marry Connery, but then, like, murder him in his sleep, something which will be extremely easy, because I can just strap him into a wiggler. I'm going to fuck Lazenbee, because he's, like, going to be the most considerate lover, and I'm going to fuck Laisenby because he's like going to be the most considerate lover and I'm going to kill Roger Moore. No, I think I think I'm going to marry George Laisenby.

Happy no. I'm very lucky. I would simply duck, you know, when the car went over because I would simply I would simply bend over and I'll be fine. Rip to Diana. What are you doing bending over in the car with George Layson being a quiet lady? I'm avoiding being shot is what I'm doing.

Well, he would later deny it to the press, of course, he didn't know that I was trans at the time. He was just talking about cocaine. But I'm gonna kill Sean Connery. I love fucking Roger Moore. But I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna kill Sean Connery. I love fucking Roger Moore. Just to say, you know what, I did. Imagine those eyebrows going up and down all the way inside of you.

My issue with fucking Roger Moore is that he would just keep saying shit. Roger Moore, all the time I reckon. Yeah, what the thing is, right. You would get the like a dude, dude haunts whenever. Yeah, what the thing is, right? You would get the like a dute, dute horns whenever he'd like, when he came, right? It would be like, For James, I need you.

So does England. He's just coming at this point. I think you're assuming that I would let him come. There's many, many ways to fuck that. So this is one of the like dumb type fucking, I see. Well, it could be it just says fuck, you could peg Roger Murr, like... Peg James Bond.

I just say you could do it. He could. He was changing the name of the podcast. Peg James Bond. No, please. For Pride Month. For Pride Month. Happy Pride.

Is this gonna come out during Pride? I don't actually think so. I see. You know what? Maybe I would change Manza, because if we're going down that then I would peg Connery for the fun of it. Oh no. This is coming out on Wednesday the 30th of June, so the last day of Pride Month.

Still going for me. Peg Sean Connery, just because I think that would be funny. Can we like, intercut the footage of Connery on the wiggler at this point? I don't want to. I don't want to. Actually, I don't know if his story is true. So my apologies to the estate of Sean Connery, but we are behind the paywall. So I can just like, just libel if I want

Yeah, a friend apparently once one a round of golf with Sean Connery And on the first hole He asked Sean Connery who's like you you like obviously stuck with some very beautiful like famous women over the years Who who's been your favorite and Connery kind of looked at him with disgust and they played the rest of the match without really saying anything. And apparently at the very end when they finished, Connery just came up and said, Raquel Walsh, up the ash, and walked away. I don't know how true that is. My apologies to

the Connery family if that's just good to me. I used to believe that. Yeah, sorry, I was pegged by Raquel Welsh. I don't the Irish, right? I don't the Irish. It's just you're Raquel Welsh pegged me. It's very compelling. Right.

Okay, so conceptualize that we're in the Chad universe where George Layson be stayed on for the entirety of the time that more was yeah the good time one us to Steve has asked us to extrapolate out from there who would play The bonds past that point in the Chad universe In the Chad universe I don Dalton is still doing it. Yeah, still don't. He's still doing it now. Still still doing it now.

But, but, but, Broznan is good. Broznan is good, but like, hmm, I think, I think Dalton is more of a Chad than Broznan is, is the thing. And as we've seen from Hot Fuzz, right, which was what like 2006 or something, you still fucking had it into the into the Nazis, right? Like it was still there. So yeah, 100% old Dalton. Dalton, but he carries on throughout the buzz, Prozon's. I think that given George Lason B is kind of like a nice,

friendly presence. I think they would have gone in a darker direction and cast somebody who was like a bit more vicious. So I'm wondering if the Chad universe is also the one in which Sean Bean auditions for Bond, but actually gets it instead of Brosnan, because he did do that. He ended up playing the villain in Golden Knight, but he auditioned for Bond. And I'm wondering if that is also the universe where we just get like very gritty northern Bond. It's just like sharp, but in the modern day. Yeah, because there was a chip. It was that time when he was doing sharp, and everyone was like, Conor is the next Bond, like, this is what he's doing.

I have an out, a dark horse northern answer here, which is Christopher Eccleston. Oh my God, you've just said the best thing I've ever heard in my life to me. I love Chris Recklesson with all my fucking heart. You would have been able to make you know Bob. You know Bob, yeah, 100%. You think? Yeah, I reckon. He's a leiricum.

Is, I mean, I say this with love to Christopher Eccleston, who is an actor who I I mean, I say this with love to Christopher Eccleson, who is an actor who I greatly the nicest man in the North. Okay, I like legally cannot say that on whilst we are on Mike. But anyway, is Christopher Eccleson how to put this in acting terms? Is he the right casting for James Bond, Which is to say, is he good looking enough? I think it would be bold to have... And I mean, listen, the extent of what we consider to be like attractiveness has also changed in these times. Like Daniel Craig, as he went into the Bond series,

would not have been considered like attractive in the way that Roger Moore was because he didn't like to do the eyebrow thing. He didn't have like a gigantic chin. So who's to say? Okay, final answer. Comellel, after the Marvel serum. I want him as the next Bond. I actually think he could take over.

That's just like unironically, who do you think should be the next bond? And I will not, I am carried out of the room because I won't stop yelling Riz Ahmed's name. Oh, you're not wrong with that either. That would be cool. It would be interesting to see him play. I wonder if he would play James Bond. It would be certainly interesting to see, well, Muslim James Bond would be very interesting. I don't think they would do anything interesting with it. I think it would just be like, he's here. I don't think they would do anything with the fact that he works for a government, it was like, kills a lot of Muslim people. But like, yeah, that's

an interesting idea. That's what I would do if you gave me the Bond series. And you're just like, okay, you can now do whatever you want with this. I'm like, okay, step one, I am offering Resortment, all of the money in the world. Yeah. We sort of got that question. So let's just extrapolate from there.

So you've cast your Bond, what's, who's he up against? What's the villain in this movie that we're putting together? Capitalism. Sure. Played by, we need a guy. It's still a movie. We do need to have like a face on it.

Fine, Jesus, okay, an obvious takeoff of... Jesus. ...Jesus, Chef Bezos. Yeah, James Bond fighting Jesus. He denies the divinity of Christ, Muslim James Bond. He's gonna put an end to this Christianity shit. But casting his up.

And he's like, look, Jesus is an important figure. He just isn't the son of God. Yeah, you just still have to fist fight him on top of a catwalk and like a burning oil refinery. That's just how movies work. That is true. I think, see, I think the mill'sstone around the neck of the James Bond films, and why they're not gonna ever get any better,

and have a lift in board by Amazon, is that he has to keep working for MI6. Because my first inclination would be that right, he doesn't work for MI6 anymore. He works for like a fictional, international, like non-ideological as we can, like organization of spies. But that's just the man from Uncle,

and you can't do that again. He has to keep working for the British government, and so we have to keep having this like weird fucking political, but we're trying not to be bullshit. But I think it would be interesting if they brought back Pierce Brosnan as the villain as a former Bond-gon rogue who's like now turned against MI6. Not necessarily for evil either,

but genuinely who now has gone. You're just describing Golden Eye. You're sort of former, double-o, who's Gon Rogue, but potentially quite good reason is that's just Golden Eye. I think even in our Golden Eye 64 episode, you said this pretty much for Baydom. And I thought you could agree to it then and I agree with it now. So carry on with me. It would be cool. Yeah, I think it just bringing him back as a bot. But give him a better reason that doesn't involve stealing for the back of England and stuff.

But she give him a very good reason. And then if we've set up that like Riz Ahmed is the new James Bond, but he's like struggling to come to terms like what exactly that means? And especially if like if we that means, especially if James Bond is a codename and Riz Ahmed is just the new guy and he knows about the previous bonds and is like, shit, I really don't know. That would be interesting, the personal challenge.

But I just don't think it can be done. You're not allowed to be the new James Bond because you're not like you're too diverse and woke. That could be fun. Yeah, yeah. Or even if he's just looking at the case files of the previous bonds and there's just like a bunch of things with like sexual harassment allegations like and he's like, oh god, like do I really want this like, I mean, there's like the gold finger incident and then there's just like, you know, assault allegations and like he's like, oh, but I just don't think it can be done. I don't think the bond

franchise is like redeemable. I think it's I think it's doomed to be chasing the action movies of five years ago, which is why the next one is going to be just like a ripoff of taken. That's what it's interesting for us to talk about too, I think. I'm glad it's interesting for us to talk about really. Yeah, it's interesting for us to talk about. The more I say that, the more interesting it is. Or it's real. Right. All right.

This has been some quite interesting analysis. Let's take a complete left turn here. What is the best fit that we've seen in the movie so far? And that comes from HJ. The best fit. That's the best fit. We're going to do the worst in a second. But the best fit first.

Why, genuinely, the problem is, right, this is, we are now starting a Mexican standoff with the Squirt bottle, because my answer is going to be the Chocas from Russian with love. The Chocas flying circus. The Chocas flying circus. They're like a black turtleneck, the bullet bras and the like big white belts.

Yeah, yeah, 100%. That's the best fit. Yeah, again, I think my squirt bottle answer is definitely just going to be the choker from Russia with that because that's a strong outfit. That's technically an outfit. That counts. But I think it is. It's all horny. Yeah, always was. It was. But I think also, gold fingers gold dinner jacket is fucking cool. Because if you haven't seen the movie listeners, it's not like a garish gold. It's kind of like gold so that you have to do a double take a minute. Wait, is that a gold?

Because it's kind of like burnt, not burnished, but like sort of like... It's like the May, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to get out and look twice, but holy shit, that's a gold dinner jacket. And it's just fucking sick, I love it. 100%. Also, a side note that the classic tuxedo, like black and white dinner jacket, pulled off better than Bond by none other than... Who is Bond? Compared with Krunstein.

Yeah. There's the only thing we've seen wearing, and he wears it better than Bond ever does. Yeah. Everyone's going to yell at me over this, but I can't remember that many fits, but there are two that stick in my mind. So they have to be my answers just definitionally, I think. And the first one that people are going to be mad at me about is in gold finger, in the same sort of, in the scene that they introduced God finger bond is wearing

that baby blue towel material. Oh, yeah. And down come. Yeah. I fucking love that out and I want it. It's a second to you actually. It's second that you're going to be mad at me specifically for is I think George Lason be suit with the ruffles. I did like that. I am mad at you for the reality. You would suit that. Like you would look good. Thank you. You're extremely nice to me. Let us counterpoint this, then immediately. Calvin Ferguson says, worst fit. Worst fit. Either Lason, I'm not as immediately. Either laser and be or more ski suits. Mmm. Yeah, the yellow ski suit.

Yellow ski suit with the red hat and the big goggles is a strong contender. Again, dressed as my dad, but in a very different way. Mmm. Also, also for consideration of the Midnight Society, every fucking safari suit that Roger Moore wears, in like, especially in man with a golden gun, where he just rocks up wearing a green safari suit top and white pants, atrocious. Here's my answer.

And it follows a similar sort of thread to what I thought was the good suit. And I have put a picture of it into the Discord chat, but I know this is an audio medium. So let me describe it also. Right. It's, it's when Roger Moore in Live and Let Die at the, the resort on St. Kitson Nevis or wherever the fuck he was was, he was wearing a baby blue set of full length trousers, a sort of an open jacket, and like a mesh tank top.

It's a string vest. Can we look like shit? I'm like, shit. He's wearing a Canadian tuxedo in baby blue. The most visible thing about him is like the imprint of his dick, which is weird. And just like, where do you even get baby blue denim? Yeah.

When you get a baby blue denim jacket. The other worst part of his fit is that later on when he turns around, you see that my man has no kind of ass. No. Which is, which is like, that's a physical problem. Oh, you could go ahead and let us. Drop a penny from like between a shoulder blades and it hits the floor. Fucked up.

Terrible. My question is, is yellow face an outfit? That's, I feel like combined with the ghee as it was, I think, yeah. So I think that's going to be one of the words. It's like, because he just looks fucking ridiculous. Not only is it offensive, but he looks ridiculous. And I think also, so I think worst fit has to go to Conorby's yellow face. I think a notable runner up is the one scene where Solitaire is randomly dressed as Contra points.

I think it's just, it just makes no sense. Yes, it's good. Well, as soon as I saw it, I was like, I'm pretty sure I saw it, I was like, I'm pretty sure I've seen that outfit before. Because she's got this huge head dress. It's when she's doing her card thing for Kananga.

She's got this massive head dress. And just like, no, no. I mean, it's a very, it's a lovely outfit. Yeah, a big cardboard cut out of Jordan Peterson as well in the back. Very straight. Why is it in this scene? I'm expecting her to come. I'm expecting her to tell me about trans topics

and cancel culture and stuff. It just took me out of the film. You know what? I'm feeling the Fitz question. So let's keep this one going here. John Hardwood asks, what fit would you assign to the henchman in your secret layer? I really like the color coded jumpsuits that we've seen in a couple of these. We've seen it in most noticeably, you only lived twice and we've seen it in, oh fuck, the most recent one that we watched, the spy who loved me. Yeah, where you Where you just have like guys in like, past and like serious like primary color jumpsuits with like a spray painted silver safety helmet and like a spray painted silver belt, that's my jam. That's how I henchmen. The ones in

you only live twice it also especially notable because the helmets are like a perfect large orb that is all the stuff I've won and a prairie tower and I think that goes. Absolutely, where's some shit to get to sign to you from the hench app as far as I'm concerned? Spare-for-un-lead-gen outfit. You must have this much chest hair to have. I'm not employing anyone. There's no perfect hymnbo. Let's be completely honest.

Yeah, also the hymnbo outfits from OK Connery, from the yacht, when all the guys are dressed as like hymnbo sailors. That's a fun one. Fuck, that's a deep cover. You're completely right. Yeah, that was a great henchman outfit. Hell yeah. Although, I might just come back to my earlier answer because are we counting, we're supposed to lose flying circus as henchmen?

Because if we are, then by default, by ex-cathedra, right, they have to be the best henchmen fix, the best fit. Yeah, I'd put them all in the baby blue towel material rocker. I think that would look good. I'm only employing guys with tape. Put the goose flying circus with it all big dudes wearing big blue denim. It's so confusing for me because the pussy goose flying circus of blonde Americans, yes, but they're all dressed as my dad. I'm like very confused. as my dad. I'm like very confused. I do not swear that you have. Doing muscle confusion, like on my libido.

Yeah, turning the squirt gun on yourself. In a final act, they have turned the squirt gun on themselves. They've pulled down a strike on their own position. I was here. His, you know, his, his a quick one about the theme songs. We had a little bit of discussion regarding the man with the golden gun. But Dan Hemrich asks, there's the favorite theme song out of the bunch so far. And so far means not including MoonRaker, because that comes out next. I think Shirley Bassi undefeated and therefore Goldfinger, simple as.

Goldfinger's good. I do like Goldfinger. Goldf finger has a special place in my heart of course, but I Kind of and it's not even recently by so I like the spy who loved me. Mm-hmm. I really like this by her love It's the only one I've actually like just listened to holy Simon. Yeah, no, it does the best. Nobody does it better Yeah, it's a good one. I like that too. I think that's my second place. I think Yeah, that's a good one. I like that too. I think that's my second place. I think if I'm going off just by like Which one do I still listen to and like do I have on my iPod? I think it's diamonds Okay, Conor Ray diamonds off forever genuine when I'm when I'm when I'm when I'm feeling ambitious and evil I do listen to diamonds off forever

You actually are typically the best. I don't know if the song is the biggest gulf between the quality of the theme song and the quality of the movie. Yes, if you just watch the first 10 minutes of Diamonds Off Forever, it's an absolute banner of movie. Yeah, great. You know what, you might be right, that might have unseated it for me. I don't need love for what good will love do me.

Diamonds never lie to me. It's like such a good lyric. I'm like, oh, yeah, damn right. Like, unlike men, the diamonds linger. I'm like, yeah, yeah, they do. If I owned any diamonds, I would wear them as I listen to it. I mostly, I'm a pain. Here's a question that we got. And it doesn't. listen to it. Yeah, I mostly, I'm a titanium.

Here's a question that we got, and it doesn't, I don't. It was such a fucking, because the listeners can't see you holding your rings up to the camera. That's so, that's such a fucking henchman answer. It's like, yeah, I'm having a set of titanium teeth made. I only wear titanium. I've got a big fucking chain on right now. It's cool, chain. You look like a,ugi or protagonist. It's awesome. Thank you.

If the problem is that bond would use that to kill you, well, that's not like it's a bond that wraps you by the by the chain and like you throw you into some like, I don't know, acid or something. Yeah, that's true. No, uh, asks and they've links a live science article here, and it says, according to this story, it's possible that we may one day be able to talk to whales. If we could, what would you say to whales? And I have to include that. Yo, you heard about James Bond.

Yeah, you heard about James Bond. I mean, Wales the animal, right? The animal, yeah, yeah. You can say it in the Bible, if I can. Yeah, I believe that may be possible one day to talk to these creatures. Talk to the Welsh. Yeah, I went to Union Aberystwyth and like exotic people. I know what the fuck's going on with that. Some people believe that they may have an intelligence that exceeds you for our own that's not true these excuses rather make sure it's

ours but I refuse to go entirely where else that's just a former guy he's just fucking living in where anyway 007 you're gonna have to do it7, you're going to be a scientist. Landvap, Gwinger, Gugger, Gwinderburt, Landisilio, Gugger, Gough. I think if I could talk to Wales, I would apologise. On behalf of the human race. And I would probably say, do you have any questions? I just have to do like a world peace answer, which is so funny. It must be a whale just responding with less of a question more of sort of a statement.

Well, because we've been in the water, right? So we kind of know what deal with the water is, but the whales have been like, well, we've never been on land. So what's the deal with that? What are boats for, you know? What do you do with all those fish that you take out? You know, what are the things that fly around? I mean, I just think whales would probably have some interesting questions, you know? I turn it over to, I passed the microphone to less represented species because I, you know, I'm here to, I'm here to let whales speak.

Actually, I actually respect cetaceans. I actually respect citations. I would like to buy a room. Yeah, you know. I think I'd mostly just ask if I smoke. Am I ever told in by now? Yeah, I think I would have wailed. Fucking go. Is it true that dolphins can see pregnant women?

Sorry. Like what? Like fucking like through walls, like predator vision. I like how I was just like, and then it took me a second to catch up. I thought they could have gone, what the fuck you are? You are not see pregnant women. No, I keep walking into the terrible. I mean, I don't remember where I've heard this, but I've heard that dolphins can tell a woman is pregnant. They brought you know what, Alexi does mix.

How did we actually like this? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm nearly on logo, but instead of sharks, he's got a whole pool of dolphins and they're only use as he can tell a woman is pregnant. I know, I'm looking this up right now. We're going to see World World pregnant and like go fast and dolphin and go to the show.

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Of course, you'll know. I'm sick. Can. Oh, fuck. I don't know. No, here we go. Previously it was speculated because female dogs were pregnant. I don't know. Can! Oh fuck, I don't know for... No, here we go.

Previously it was speculated because female dolphins are known to take a particular interest in pregnant women, often seen swimming close to them. Gross. Um, so, uh... Jesus Christ, um, hang on, I'm trying to think of a question. Because last time I tried to segue quite neatly off of answers into an expression, and I'm really struggling. Yeah, let us hear. Let us think.

Don't quit echolocating your fetus. To think of the segue for this. There you go. If you can't get a pregnancy test, but you've got a dolphin. Keep your fucking waves out of my amniotic fluid. You dip shit animal. Hate a dolphin, I truly hate a dolphin. Her dolphins tell the woman is trans.

She's a worst kind of dolphin. Yeah, dolphins are turf. Amazon, Amazon River Dolphin. Fucked up creature. Horrible. Problem is a lot of animals are terrible. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what, yeah.

Streamly traps from me Amazon River dolphins, if you aren't tough. Jesus Christ. So, are there any films that aren't on theme for the podcast that you attempted to do a bonus episode on anyway? And that's from Rowan Crimes. Like, even because it has like personal significance, or you think there'd be some good risk. The Lupon of Third was on topic. That was the scan of some James Bond DNA in Lupon. More Indiana Jones, especially that one. Yeah, in that particular film, yes. In other Lupons, James Bond. Yeah, we had to square the circle. In other contes, James Bond.

Yeah, we had to square the circle of picking a more recent thing and also just a movie so it would be self-contained that I was most. Rather than watch a hundred episodes of this anime. To be fair. Shannon has actually expressed interest in coming back on to talk about the live action inspector gadget movie, which I think would be quite fun. But that's on the list. Later on. How, yeah.

Yeah, that's just going to loosely on the theme of like special. Yeah, I think the thing is, right, there's very little that you can't relate to James Bond, just because it's so fucking omnipresent. It's such a cultural touchstone. You know? Yeah. Good. We can make the algorithm for fucking anything which is good because we're going to run out of Bond movies.

What? Isn't there like an agent Cody Banks? We should watch our, we should rock fucking Alex Ryder film at some point. Oh, we should. We should watch Spike and be an Asian Cody Banks podcast. Yeah. We're going to just change our name. So it's just KG KJB KGB. That's already used. Just KJB. And then we can just do what we want. A similar question from George Rohak. And this is one that we are

on a bound to answer on the count of them having the tier that makes us answer their questions. Oh, God. Oh, fuck. Where are you? Shit. It's almost good. What movie? No, they asked a couple of questions and I picked the best one. What movies or series are potentially up for you, Symbolo, Substitutes?

Are there any that you feel obligated to do but dread having to do? Austin power. Austin power. Yeah, that's my. Don't fucking want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it either. You can't make me do it. It's like making me do a cementura pet detective. I'm not going to be a walking dude. I will, but I'm going to be mad about it. I'm going to have to be drunk the whole time, which is not conducive to a great podcast. I think that genuinely is an interesting thing to say about it from a film analysis point of view, but like, yeah, but we would be too mad too. Yeah, and I remember reading a very interesting article about like, um, uh, like drag and Austin Powers.

Um, so there is some interesting like stuff in there, but there's also like some very explicit transphobia that would just make all of us feel bad if we punched it like. And that, that I think is like, that I think is a dimension of like transphobia that people don't often talk about in movies. Like a while ago, I won't name names, but somebody who's putting on a stage show emailed me

saying, hey, like we're doing this show and it was written in 19, whatever. And it's got this seed in it. It's like, like we think might not be like right, but we've like not got any trans people in the cast. So what do you think? And I got back to them and I was like, look, if I was sitting in the audience and I saw this, like, it would make me feel like shit. Like, so I think people sometimes

get in the heads about like, oh, it's just like transphobic and like, as it like, are we saying the right words and stuff. But the end of the day, it's like, if a trans person's watching it and it makes them feel like shit, then like, that's not good. And like, and it's like an, for us to, this is work. So it's a occupational hazard. Yeah. Right. Like as much as I like this to be fun for us, it's something that we do for for money and for your entertainment, right? Like say we're nuclear physicists, right? The elephant's first at Chernobyl is interesting to us scientifically. That

doesn't mean that we should walk right up to it and just like take a prod at it. And very much the Louis slot in of podcasters. I'm going to use this to keep the two halves of the James Bond movie. The Austin Powers movies are very much like one of those radiation sources that they had engraved with if you can read this drop and run. Yeah. You know, that's the cobalt. I mean, I don't want to get into like a big beef or about like, oh, he's like the definitive

take, like, is Austin Powers' transfer a bit question mark? And it's like me and the YouTube family will be like, REEE! But like, you should slide into that sort of content, if you're... Austin Powers sucked me off question mark. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Brackets, like, brackets gone wrong. But like, it just made me feel like shit

to have to watch that. And I don't want to do it. Brackets not clickbait. Yeah. Yeah. We are friends and we don't like her seeing each other's feelings. Fuck, it's not clickbait. Yeah. Yeah. We are friends and we don't like her seeing each other's feelings. Yeah, that's much.

And we do sort of take it in turns to pick the bonus episodes as well, which is fun and nice. And it's sometimes you're just like, I don't want to watch a movie that's gonna make me feel bad. Yeah. Maybe on April 4th next year,

we'll do like Austin Powers and there'll just be a file that was going no and then the theme song and that's it It's us saying no and then it's the fucking fake theme song from okay Connery Of I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like,, the thing that I thought with, with Mount the Golden Gun is this, this plot is like not even illegal. Yeah. I think the, I think the dumbest has to be Spike who loved me so far of we are going to live beneath the sea after a nuke all life on earth. Yeah. And the fact that he hadn't even built the underwater cities when he'd launched the nuke, I was like, it's a proof of concept.

What? Yeah. He had one. He had one, he had one, he had one, he had one, he had one, he had one, he had one, he had one, we're going to repopulate the earth with one Russian woman and three submarine crews. Obviously, she's going to be busy. Like, there was a lot of, we're going to have to repopulate the earth going on in the bond movies of this sort of era. The next one that comes out is going to have to repopulate the Earth going on in the Bond movies of this sort of era. The next one that comes out is going to be Moon Raker. And that very much is a, we are going to have to repopulate the Earth as movie.

Yeah. Yeah. When you were from the first, like, the first of many awareness of climate change, where everybody got a bit hysterical over stuff like silent spring. And they were like, ah, everything's going to die. We're going to have to like repopulate Earth. Instead of, meanwhile, I'm just gonna keep driving around in my like, led fueled car. Yeah.

And obviously they went for the first possible, like the most basic brained answer to the sort of climb and emergency, which is, oh, we're overpopulated. We're gonna have to kill all the brown people, which is very, very much a go-to. And I just wanna put it out here right now that overpopulated. We're going to have to kill all the brown people, which is very much a go to. And I just want to put it out here right now that overpopulation is a David Asimbrum. It's not real.

Every single estimate sort of puts, puts us at hitting 10 billion in about 2100. And that is an amount of people that the Earth can support if we just have good distribution systems. And then it starts to slowly go down past that point. It's a fake problem and if that's your major concern, you are just racist. Yeah, it literally is. Like it's the same thing underlying the whole great replacement thing of just being like, yeah, mostly richer countries which tend to be wise for having aging populations and are not having as many children. So therefore, like humanity as a whole is probably going to to be white, we're having aging populations, and are not having as many children.

So therefore, humanity as a whole is probably going to get less white, which is obviously a conspiracy by them. Humanity as a whole is basically mostly non-white. It's just, in general, most people are Chinese. If you want to do average out most people are Chinese. Statistically, you're Chinese. Statistically, you are Chinese first.

One in five people are Indian. So if you have a family of five people, one of those is Indian, you're gonna have to look out. You have five friends. Well, statistically, one of them is Indian. And if none of them are, then it must be you. Yeah. That's the fact. If you can't think of a single Indian friend you have first of all, look into that second.

That's my question. I think special mention has to go to the plan from you only lived twice which was engineer a global nuclear war because question mark China time and then the fee for this is a hundred million dollars despite the fact that it would like cost more than that to do and the technology you develop to do it steel spacecrafts. Would actually you could just sell that yeah kind of like operating at a loss yeah we flagged that update they invented a veto fucking reusable spacecraft. invented a V-Tall fucking reusable spacecraft. And they had a massive, okay, no base. There is no way that alone was less than a hundred million. We've overlooked the one answer,

which is like canonical for us. And it's way back in the first, and it's simply rocket fall down. Yeah, that's the worst plan. Is rocket fall down. Rocket fall down and then, that's the worst plan. Is Rocket fall down? Rocket fall down and then I move my evil base. It's Rocket fall down and then again, it's just Rocket fall down, question mark,

question mark, shine the time. Like that's. We're moving the evil base. Moving the evil base and blowing it up and moving, that's very silly. But the Rocket fall down bit is like, well, we've developed, they never say this in the film. That's the trouble.

The idea is got to know was trying to develop a device that would like throw off the targeting systems of ICBMs. And that's potentially like a very good evil plan. You know, if you're on the verge of global nautical, yeah, like it's like rocket fall down and you like it, you try a new question mark, trying a time, and then it doesn't work, right? That's kind of quite clever. Diamond Space Laser also a green one. Yeah, the third act Diamond Space Laser, but they just pull out. And again, also the fucking man with the golden gun, solar laser, but they just have one

scene and they're like,, it's a free bonus Yeah, it's fun laser. Yeah, it's the laser they've got there It seems that whenever nuclear weapons get involved bond gets silly Yeah, because the underlying thing is so terrifying like even the most grounded of the plots that involves like nuclear weapons Which is thunder ball right which is I'm gonna steal and then use them. That's still quite silly because it has to be, because if you like come out of the theater having just seen threads with a guy with a tuxedo in it, then you're not going to go on to go on to the next one. The other problem with the the nukes one is that they have to be extremely careful that the conclusion isn't nobody should fucking have these. Because they still want to have nukes as they're okay. The big five plus Israel all still want to have nukes,

but they have to be like, it's fucked up that anyone else could ever want these. The rest of the questions here are actually quite, quite standard bondies. So let's go for Quite standard bondy. So let's go for Alfred's one. Alfredo says what do you think would be the most cursed setting for a Bond film present or past or That's a good one It's a very because there's a few aspects to it right like Well, I mean not a spoil Brosnan, but we've already done North Korea. Yeah, because I actually would have been my answer if not for that. Yeah, well, he's only a North Korean very briefly. Balkan Wars.

Yeah. Oh, like James Butt. Sorry, Jav. Yes. No. Okay, James Bond going on an anti-albuming in a rant. James, a rock war, James Bond. Oh, that feels wrong.

The rough one. I think James Bond going to Yemen and like advising how best to bomb civilians. I would say James Bond in Afghanistan, but I believe that's actually already happened. Living Daylight. Yeah. We'll get there. That was Afghanistan one, wasn't it? No, I've got the first. Yeah, before the sequel. Yeah, but it is a film dedication to the brain. Yeah, it's not as much a huddle. Yeah. James Bond, he knew war would be quite funny. Um, how would we get? Um, just I think something just like a period of particular dark British history, like James Bond versus the Zoolers.

Uh, would be good. James Bond, Malmau emergence. Listen, double ass, I mean, that is just my, I've got slings and burrs and arrows. Well, you have a 50-and-pounder gun. I mean, I think, I think, I've pulled a concentration camp, 007, and we're going to burn all the records of it.

I think that like, man in Tuxedo who like swans around being cool, putting down the Mao Mao rebellion, that's just like my actual family history. Oh fuck, I know James Bond infiltrating extension rebellion. James Bond is the most cursed Bond. Oh 100% right? That is true. James Bond, like a Black Lives Matter protest. Yeah, James Bond, where he does not leave London.

He's like, there's only one location in its London. Three, three, three. It's a toilet play, but it's just James Bond in like a Black Lives Matter protest. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Shhh. Oh, Jesus Christ.

I'm gonna go with Sorscher O'Kelly. And if that's right, I'm gonna pat myself hard on the back, because this is Gaila Kacel. What do you think the next James Bond should also be a twink, like Q is, because they did reverse Q of a twink. Well, it depends on whether you call Rizalm or a twink or not. If you do, then yes, if you don't, then no. Well, the next James Bond is going to be owned by Amazon, isn't it? Because it's just been bought. Yeah. And Amazon, we don't even know

their, their attitudes towards twinks. Yeah, they've never clarified, haven't they? Yeah, never. Never gone on record if they're a pro-arantee twink company. Yeah, it'll be interesting to see what they see what they do with it. I mean, I don't think, as we've said before, I don't think you can do anything good with the franchise. I think like Star Wars, I think it's just like, all you can do is remake the same shit and remix references to the old one.

I don't think you can go anywhere near. You purchase the James Bond IP, that's a fucking albatross around your neck. That's not something you can do anything interesting with. That's just like, we have to pump out some dog shit every two years. Yeah. And like try and convince people that it's going to be good by hiring like increasingly award bearing screenwriters and so on who also can't do anything with it because you can't do anything good with it. That's something I'm very much excited to talk about when we

get to more modern James Bond's is the fact that the production like has gone way up, but it's no. We got serious directors instead of this one drunk English dude that we knew instead of fucking mancovitch. And like the new ones being written by the same lady who wrote Fleabag, but like still gonna be shit because you can't. You can't. Hypothesis. You cannot do. You cannot make a good James Bond film anymore. Well, I guess it's more correct to say that the things that you would have to do to make James Bond good or interesting, no writer would be allowed to do. Yeah, especially now it's owned by Amazon.

Yeah, because once you do that, once you take out all the shit that makes James Bond bad, you've just got the man from Uncle, or you've got some other like, series like, you can't do James Bond, but good, because he's so tied to Britain. And we hate Britain. We're an anti-Britain podcast. We hate this country. We disrespect the flag. We voted to take down the picture of the Queen in the King James Bond, kill James Bond, common room. Yeah, wait, I want to say,rikin here should be the new bond. Let's go back. One arm, Russell Toby.

We are, we are all woke. We are the woke trans agenda. Oh, we're working his already fucking in it. Sorry, wait. Yeah, we're working on it. He's really on the other side. Bump him up from Tana to bond. To bond, yeah.

No, he gets, he gets, we just call him Felix now. He gets to be Felix lighter. Russell Toby has to be bond. Yeah. No, he gets, he gets, we just call him Felix now. He gets to be Felix lighter. Russell Toby has to be bond. There's already a Felix lighter than Bond and once and he's really good. I haven't seen them. Um, uh, well, fucking speaking of which, here we go. Matthew J. Who is your favorite semi recurring character from the series? The easy BYU is yours. I'm going to put an X on yours for this one. It's too fucking obvious. Okay. Fucking, we haven't quite, yeah, go go.

Yeah, doggle just come back. He's fun. KGB thing. He seems cool. Is this from the films we've seen so far or a while I do like yeah, yeah, I do like you because Desmond Lohelen, he made a career out of that. He's basically has like one scene in every film. We're like, it's always saying, we're seeing him carving his niche out in the movies that

we're watching now. Yeah. He's just going to be there for the the rest of it's cool because he's like, well, this is paying for my house. Well, this is paying for my kids, whatever. He's got one scene in every film. It's always the same. And he just does it. Let's go in on in the background and he goes, I have really a devilish seven.

And then that's it. That's his whole, that's a good amount of career right there. And then he goes, money please. And leaves the same. The script moved me, money please. And leave the set. The script moved me into a bigger house. It's rock. Cool. So the three of us, Sonia asks,

under what circumstances would the three of us accept the roles of three henchmen in a Bond film? We would not. I would say we would. But we have to be doing Giniw Force shit the whole time. Like I want to prove it. Every four to five seconds.

I genuinely, I think the thing is, no matter what conditions we applied, they would be ignored and we would get into the movie sister at the premiere and we would see that they had added homophobic noise, except it was transphobic.

Yeah, they just made us do. I think shit instead of being interesting. Exactly. I would not trust the Bond franchise under any director, under any studio. So no, I wouldn't. Well, I think I would. I mean, I would always accept a role.

I'll play anything, right? Just because I love acting and it's my job. So, and also like, I very much want to push back against this idea that actors and actresses will only ever get to do like 100% woke cool projects. Like, no doubt, I am at some point going to appear in something that like people are going to go, oh, why are you in this? And I'm like, I don't have great if I've controlled over this.

This is not a YouTube video. Do not at me. Yeah, you've got to change James Bond from the inside. I don't know. I mean, I would just because I like acting and I would be cool to be involved in a film of that scale. But as a henchwoman specifically, I don't know. It would be cool if they offered us personal trainers, just because I would be cool to work with a movie personal trainer. I've never done that before. Oh, yeah, shit. Yeah, give me the commail shit going on.

I want to be. Yeah, that would be cool. Ripped as fucked off. Yeah, I mean, I don't know how healthy or possible that level is, but like, I don't know, some level of working with a studio personal trainer would be fun. That would be fun. I think I would want to know that there wasn't anything like overtly transfer

wicked in it. Like, I don't know. Like if we were like at a bar and we were like, well, we all have secrets, Mr Bond. Like that kind of thing would be like quite fun. Because like, you know, it's kind of a little wink. That would be good. And then some kind of like, it would be cool to be evil. It would be cool to have like a wink. Um, that would be good. And then some kind of like, it would be cool to be evil,

it would be cool to have like a moment of evil. That would be good. But not evil because we're trans. Just evil because we like being evil. I'll be okay. But bond, bond uses your transness to finally defeat you. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, no. No, that would be bad. Oh, that's bad. Again, that's just pet detective. Yeah. Yeah, it is. Again, that's just pet detective. Yeah, it is. It is. James Bond pet detective.

It would be quite fun. You know, not that in, as it fucking skyfall, where the bad guys feeling them up and bonds like, what makes you think this is my first time? It might be quite funny if the bond was like floating with one of us at the bar and then like, we let's step some line in because we're trans and like he explicitly says is like cool based done it before like no brother. Oh yeah brother. Yeah nice. That would be kind of cool. Yeah I mean I'm an actress up by anything like that's that's what I do. So let's go for a similar question. This is another one that we are on a bound to answer from Amanda K.J.B. crew.

You are, you are each made minor character allies as yourselves to bond, such as like Karen Bay or Tiger Tanaka. How do you assist him? But also, what details you have in film to show that you're much cooler than Bond? I'm sticking with the original and best answer of Karen Bae, which is all of my employees are my sons because I fuck that much. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

I think, yeah, I actually... I constantly shown fucking or about to fuck. All of my employees are a result of me doing that. Yeah. I think that's a very powerful move, Alice, actually, and I would echo that. It's like, if there are just all kinds of sexy women who would be bond women, but they're like into us, that would be cool.

I would just feel like I would be ready. I have like my like, pussy galore's flying circus kind of like my hub my harram. Yeah. I would be a character like Tiger, Tnaka. I would just be explicitly helpful to bond, but the entire time I'm on screen, I would be be explicitly helpful to bond, but the entire time I'm on screen, I would be lifting heavy objects and just like sporting, doing like push-ups, it'd be insane, it'd

be good. Exactly, I'm in for it. A demo, if you call me a Himbo, I'll block you. We. You owe yourself five pounds. I have. Okay, let me just transfer that now. One question left.

Okay. Actually two questions. As HAC says, a tenet episode with who's saying when? Yeah, that's the way I do it. I actually have one. It's tenet bondish. Kind of. Okay, cool. I'd be meaning to say that.

Everything's kind of bondish. Now let's, let's round this out with a real head scratcher. Leo Curtis asks, you're approached by Eon with a bold new vision for the Bond franchise. A new attest with rebooting the series as a furry anime. What species are each of the core characters? That's very good. Yeah, I had to throw this one in here because it's been wrapped in my knock-in.

That's like 3-2. Well, blow-feld is a white cat, obviously. Yes, obviously. I'm going to say that Bond is a fox. Yeah, I can see. Oh, M is a badger. Yes, well, very British. Very to a whitish.

M's definitely got to be a badger. I feel like Q is some kind of like bird. Yeah, yeah. Well, let's sort of know what's up to very British. Of course, he's an owl. I have an answer to this. I have an answer to this, which is rebooting James Bond as a furry anime has already been done and the name of that anime is chicken run Jesus Christ

You're pulling my mind right now. Hold on. I need a couple of minutes to just think Get my head around Chicken run. Help me that I'm wrong. I mean chicken. I can't because you know I'm not. Chicken run is not an animal. Oh, chickens. But it's not an animal.

Spiritually. It's not spiritually an animal either. Just because it's like an animal. It's like guys in Sheds doesn't mean it's not an animal. No. It's literally bin an animal. It doesn't just mean animated. It's it's it's it's sort of like an extension of the the Ottoman creature comforts kind of a thing. It's it's not I wouldn't say it even

has I'm going on this hill. Yeah, you will chicken run is an anime. And I'm sure you're an anime that's an anime adaptation of both James Bond and The Greatest Gate. Chicken Run is not an anime. Chicken Run is an anime. These stars, I don't know, maybe these stars is close. I've been really preferred chicken run with subs rather than dubs. If you haven't read the original manga of Chicken Run, don't even talk to me. That's so fucking pissed. Okay, fine.

So ignoring the rogue member of this podcast, I'm running down in. You got fucking like, you're turning down your microphone. You've got vaccine madness. You've got insane. She's got a servant you in the disco. Right now. They should have taken so much of your blood. I'm like hammering on the window of the fucking podcast.

Chicken Run is an anime. This is... You better stop saying things like that when we get Alex Patak run otherwise we'll get very upset. I was definitely putting that up when Alex is. Okay, chicken run isn't animal. Okay, so blow-feld, white cat, obviously. Bond Fox. Just stroking a small human.

Money penny. Ooh, I think female fox. I would say either cat or like a slinky dog, like one of the spaniels that's like kind of like with the hair, you know? Oh yeah, but like a big like a lady from Lady in the tramp. Yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly. I had Lady from Lady in the tramp in mind. Oh yeah, okay, yeah, that makes perfect sense.

Jaws or not. Jaws, which is me. I don't think a shark would even be right because sharks aren't hench. Like a really big be, I don't think a shark would even be right because sharks aren't hunch. He's like a big dog, I think. He's a big dog, he's like a like plusa, you know? Yeah, what was that?

Yeah. Yeah. What else we got? That's like everybody. Yeah, he's now. There's not so many recurring characters in the world. He looks lighter. I don't know.

He would be just like a bass out of some shit. Yeah. Yeah. What are like American animals? Like a gofa? Reckon. I've never. They just ancient to America. No.

Like, they do over there. But all legal, I don't know. That would be quite funny. I want someone to be a bison, but there's no one who fits that sort of bill. There's no big American guys in this. Sheriff J.W. He said, I want somebody to be a pelican, but I'm not sure anybody fits that bill.

A sheriff J. W. Pepper. What a racist animal. And a pelican is the state bird of Louisiana. Pelican's actually. Okay. So I don't know. You should me.

That's amazing. Yes. So I was in J. W. Pelican. I'm going to get a big mouth. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. We fucking smashed that one easy. Well done. You can You just name a group chat to sheriff JW Pelican. I don't have any other questions. We have hit them all

All the ones picked out. Yes. Obviously. Oh, yes. We have 102 questions We've learned first of all on this podcast that chicken runs an anime and secondly that dolphins can see pregnant women. So those are your two big takeaways for today. Yeah, that's right. If your question was not asked, you should have asked a better question. There was a lot of guys asking questions that were answered on the first one. James Bond will return in Moon Raker on the first one. James Bond will return in moon raker. moon raker getting your moon rakes. What they want these things. my moon raked this weekend. It's not good.

Here's the moon. So yeah, while we're vaguely off script, I want to just make a point about film criticism. No, I'm going to keep talking. You just have touely off script. I want to just make a point about film criticism. No, I'm gonna keep talking. You just have to put that out. That one of the major things that we get in sort of comments is people being like, oh, you could see the camera crew in a reflection in this and that is boring shit to talk about.

The cool criticism of movies like Moon Raker is it kills every single named female woman in the entire movie except two. Yeah, it's only cool to talk about technical graphs of their funny. Yeah, like the fucking'm not being put in the podcast to be over. I'm not mad. I see you later. You know what I'm gonna do it again. Fuck you.

Fuck you. We paid for the steam song. I'm getting my money's worth. No, what you gonna want to do is, you know what? I'm gonna do it again. Fuck you. Fuck you. I'm not mad.

I see you later. You know what? I'm gonna do it again. Fuck you. Fuck you. I'm not mad. We paid for the steam song. I'm getting my money for it. What you're gonna wanna do for this part is just keep the Steam songs in, but have them quite quiet. Just leave it over. You can still hear us trying the talk over it. you