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Yo, what's up? Welcome to Kind of Funny Gamescast for Wednesday, April 9th, April 9th, Andy.
None of that March stuff you can do it over there on Game.
That's crazy.
March shit.
I'm hearing you call it a month.
March all month.
Come on,
it's April.
Look at the doc.
April.
Goodness gracious.
April 9th,
2026.
I'm one of your host,
blessing Adiae Jr.
I'm joined by
the Master of Hype.
Snowbike Mike.
Les,
thanks for putting this on.
Thanks for making sure I'm on it.
Oh,
because I'm excited for this episode today.
This is a really fun episode.
We're also joined by the tastemaker,
Roger,
the corny.
A lot of wrongs are going to be righted today.
Oh.
Blessing.
What are you looking at a beat for?
I didn't rock.
We're going to have a conversation.
We're going to have a conversation.
And of course, we're joined by the one and only.
Nitro Rifle, Andy Cortez.
I'm going to be reminded about a lot of wrongs being righted.
I don't remember these bets.
Well, shout out.
We threw out a lot of bets.
We've done a lot of bets.
What do I told you that?
We threw out more bets than you might think.
Shout out to the one and only Katie G,
aka Katie Gallagher, who has helped record the pizza bets.
The rhythm.
Even though the cast and the,
staff here kind of funny, we're asked to record our own pizza bets. Let me tell you.
I compared the sheet that we have versus the sheet that KDG has.
Who's not tracking there?
Y'all got to track your pizza bets. We got to remember. I got to be honest, I think I
think I muted that Slack channel. I forgot about it.
That's a Slack channel? There's a Slack channel? Right? No, it's a, it's a link. It's a
Google show. Oh, I thought it's a Slack channel. We have an internal link. Don't say it,
because we don't want other people to get there. We have an internal link that you go to when
you're, when we make a pizza bet, go in there, put it in the information. But we have Katie G to
save us. Of course.
No one told me about that.
We lose a slack.
The whole thing. That's the slack. I muted that one.
You muted the general slack channel.
Of course, this is
Kind of Funny Gamescast. If you're watching live, you can be a part
of the show by super chatting in over on YouTube.com
slash Kind of Funny Games. Remember, we
couldn't do this with our producers over on Patreon.com
slash Kind of Funny. So thank you to
Carl Jacobs, Omega Buster, and
Delaney the Somme twining.
For now, let's begin
with topic of the show.
Tots. Tots.
Zaza.
Hey, that's good.
That's good.
It's pizza.
Pizza Day.
It's kind of Funney's first pizza party, everybody.
Come on, clap it up.
Come on, clap it up.
Clap it up.
Order some pizza, everybody.
Of course, oh, thank you so much for here for bringing up the pizza bet jingle and graphic
that we have made.
Of course, here, at Kind of Funny, we have a tradition that started probably within the last
few years of whenever there's a disagreement, we make a pizza bet.
And so me and Roger are like, oh, I think.
X thing, Rogers things Y thing.
All right, you feel that so strongly?
Let's make a pizza bet.
Turns out Crimson Desert isn't going to sell 10 million copies a week.
We'll talk about it.
All right.
Internal numbers, you never know.
This guy's still in March, just like Andy.
Jump to the future.
Of course, we're doing this pizza party.
I got a super chat question for you guys.
What's your favorite pizza spot?
And what are your favorite toppings?
Oh, I like this.
Yeah.
That's good.
Let's have a conversation, everybody, in the super chats.
Again, like I said, shout out to KDG for helping us track a lot of these things.
I've combined our internal tracking with Katie G's tracking to help us check up on a lot of these things.
Because we are going to be cashing in some pizza bets today.
We're also going to be checking in on a large list of pizza bets.
Wow.
A large list.
A large list.
I haven't divided.
People just be whipping out bets.
Okay?
You all do be whipping out bets.
I haven't divided into three different categories.
All right.
Our cashing category, those are the bets that we're cashing in today, right here, right now.
have our decidables.
That's the category that we can maybe make a verdict right here.
Oh.
Right now.
They're kind of pending, but like I think we can get to the bottom of this.
I'm excited.
And then we have our pending.
These are the pizza bets that are still wait.
We've got to wait to see what happens.
We can predict.
We can predict.
So we're going to start off with our cash-ins here.
Oh.
Well, really quick.
What's up?
Pizza party wouldn't be a pizza party without some Coca-Cola.
Oh, okay?
Oh, shit.
I wanted to make sure.
Not sponsored.
I know you guys got your diet.
Cokes, you know what I mean? But I wanted to make sure
you're a Diet Coke guy now too? I'm a Coke Zero guy, yeah. Wow.
Wow, I didn't know that but I'm trying to
you heard it you heard it's news to me the summer's coming
coming through you want this? Well I was gonna go exchange for a CZ oh thank you
oh thank you I am I think only one now drinking the original coax I do every
once in a while yeah yeah it makes my teeth real gritty okay
that seems like a personal issue. So they're gonna through I'm trying to get
come on I'm trying to get that six-pack teeth
Ritty. With the regular cooks, I feel him.
Did you know that? You know, like, when you grind your teeth and it's like there's a little bit of like...
Yeah, I do that at night. Yeah. I feel like cope.
Really bad. It's not good. I'll be grinding my sleep.
There's no C.
Give me a diet. Wow. I'll take a diet.
Well, then let's get to it then. Let's crack it open.
Yeah. Crack it open, everybody.
As we're doing this, right, another thing I want to shout out.
Again, I said, Cass, let's be more diligent about recording our pizza bets.
The other thing I want to, I want to say, because KD has some stuff in there where I'm like, was this really a pizza bet?
Or was this just a statement that somebody was just joking?
You know, was I joking when I said?
Yeah, exactly.
Sometimes we cross our fingers behind our back.
Sometimes.
Sometimes I'm a goofy guy.
Sometimes I'm being a goofy guy.
Silly guys.
I want to make a declaration here.
And we can brief Greg and Tim when they show up.
A pizza bet is only official if the handshake occurs.
I agree.
You got to do a handshake.
It could be a virtual handshake if it's me and Barrett or whatever,
but we have to do some sort of handshake.
Things are getting officially here.
I like that.
I'd like to say another thing.
I'd like to apologize to you, commission.
Oh, okay.
I failed a pizza bet, and I bought the pizza that day,
because I'm a Johnny on the spot type of guy.
And maybe I selfishly just wanted to eat pizza that day.
So I will hold my pizza cash-ins when I'm,
when I owe to buy somebody that,
I'll do it for the party.
That's okay, Mike, because I feel like we're,
today is the first day of us trying to officialize and reel in what these pizza
bets can be.
Because I look at this pizza bed episode is the thing that can happen multiple times
throughout the year. We have so many pizza
bets that we can do this two times,
three times, maybe four times.
This could maybe be more than one beer, two beers,
two pizzas. Um, and so
yeah, Handshake makes the bet
official. Cast.
Are you guys ready to get into the
bets that we're caching today?
Let's start off one. This is from our
personal data here, our personal
sheet. Probably the
most high profile one we've had recently.
On March
19th, Raj.
and myself had a bet.
Crimson Desert
will sell 10 million copies
in one week.
Roger said yes.
Wow.
Well, the reason why,
let's talk through it.
Let's talk through it,
everybody.
The reason why is because we were talking
about how it was going to perform
comparatively to Black Mouth Wukong,
and it was like the hype,
the reviews weren't that great,
but there was a lot of hype behind it.
So I was like, hey, this game,
the streets are talking.
You know, people are walking up to me.
And they were saying,
hey, what's going on with this game?
People are like,
maybe this is the one, right?
So I was looking at Black McWu-Kong.
That's all 10 million in three days, I believe.
So I was like, really?
A week?
You know, three?
Oh, seven days is bigger than three?
You know what I mean?
Gives them time.
It felt like a slam dunk.
I think the thing that you had wrong there is that Blackmouth Wu-Kong had the backing of the Chinese government.
That is true.
That is true.
And the entire.
And it's a story about Sun Wukong and like Journey to the West and all of that.
Yeah.
I mean, this is the journey of Cliff.
Yeah.
Cliff McBoof.
Yeah, journey to the desert.
Yeah.
Which we'll get to Cliff McDuff in a second, all right?
That's another thing that we've got to talk about.
Oh, will we?
I said no.
We have confirmation.
Crimson Desert sold out, I think, 4 million copies.
Close.
Four million within two weeks of sale.
Hey, that's close, everybody.
And here's the issue, though.
Almost half.
We don't really know the internal numbers.
Yeah, we do.
They have to share the numbers.
I think this is them.
Yeah, I think they said this.
What if they know it's maybe 12?
And then they're just like, hey, we don't want to, we don't want to make everyone feel bad.
We don't want.
We don't want investors to get to invest more money.
And the trial.
time to see everyone struggling. They see the
cube will save us going up under in three weeks.
They're looking around there saying, we don't want to make them feel
bad. We sold 25 million copies.
It's a very valid point.
Could be coming through. You don't know.
Did you get that confirmed?
That's a good point. That's a lie. That's not a good point.
Joey, if you're in the back, if you can bring out the first pizza,
I already ordered it. I knew it. Yeah.
Yeah, if we can get out the first pizza out here.
And you said you wanted what type of pizza.
That's also someone we should cover. Is it per person?
Are we just doing a pizza hot thing? What's
the vibe in terms of the pizza itself?
Pizza Hut's got a sponsor.
Yeah, it's got to be pizza hood. I mean, I'm always asking for a pepperoni.
You guys both said two different things.
Pizza Hut much be the official pizza.
They got to step up and sponsor.
Yeah.
Here's what I'll say.
I don't need the sponsorship pizza.
I will sing your praise.
I got you a beautiful, large pepperoni pizza.
Wow.
Wow.
Come on.
Goodness.
That looks like straight out of a marketing material.
Exactly.
Delicious looking.
I love that.
Mr. Pizza Hut himself.
We will be eating on this podcast, by the way.
I know a lot of people.
I'll get to eat right now.
I have to wait.
My time isn't up yet.
Don't worry.
I'll eat for him.
Give me two slices.
You got 23 minutes left, Andy.
Never seen somebody so mad at somebody else
bettering themselves.
He's my best friend.
I'm going to be encouraging and be proud of it,
but I'm not happy with him.
All right.
So that's our first.
cash. The next cash I have here comes courtesy of the one, the only, Katie G, who did her own stack
tracking. And I like how she does hers because for ours, we have like a lot of different
things that we keep track of, right? The date, what the bet is, who the participants are, the
then we get into like the nitty radio of like, all right, what's the show, what's the time code,
what's the file name, and then one's the bet end? Katie G.
Katie G, what's your Vam? I'm saying you like, yeah, let's buy Katie G a pizza.
does is a repeat.
We're going to get you a pizza.
The way Katie,
I like that.
The way Katie G divides it in her sheet,
she goes, what's the sauce?
Okay, the source.
And so for this one,
it'll be KFGD November 11th,
2025.
What's the base,
which is the bet itself?
For this one,
it is, will actual,
will the actual rocket
in the Mario Galaxy movie?
Well, no,
hold me saying again.
Will the actual rocket
be in the Mario Galaxy movie?
I see.
So this is a bet between me and Tim,
where there's a rocket in one of the Mario's that flies into space.
Me and Tim had a conversation.
What the fuck are y'all saying?
There's a rocket?
Like a ship?
Yeah, there's a rocket ship in one of the Mario games.
In like a recent one?
In an old one, I'm pretty sure.
Oh.
Okay.
I want to say, chat, what is it?
It might be Mario Brothers, too.
And there was a pizza bet about this?
Yeah.
And the pizza bet was?
That's like an Easter.
You're talking about this?
Yeah.
This thing?
No, I thought it was a 2D rocket.
Oh, hold on.
Super Mario Brothers 2.
Right?
Mario 2 Rocket.
Mini Rocket.
I mean, that looks like a 3D version of this rocket.
Okay, I do know this one.
So me and Tim were having a conversation on November 11th, 2025.
About whether or not this rocket's going to be.
Tim said we're going to see this rocket and that's how to get into space.
I said, no, it's either going to be a pipe or it's going to be a launch star that launches them into space.
And so I won the pizza bit.
unfortunately Tim's not here.
God damn it, Tim.
And so I'm going to keep this pizza bed on the dock.
Okay.
I like it.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
I was going to say, we have this card.
We can just make that happen.
I mean.
Oh, you said card.
Here's the thing, right?
We got a lot more.
Yeah, he just left it here versus the other kid.
We got a lot more room for more pizza today.
Okay.
Because let's transition into the decidables.
Oh.
All right.
These are the ones that we can maybe decide right now.
And who gets to decide?
Is it me and Mike?
All of us together.
we get to decide.
Me and Mike.
On March 24th,
2026,
me and Andy
were having a conversation
on a kind of funny games daily.
We're having a conversation
about the one and only
Cliff McDuff.
Oh!
Allegedly.
The conversation was about
is his last name
McDuff?
Because Andy swore
that he heard
his name be Cliff McDuff.
And I was like,
there's no way his last name
is McDuff.
So he made a pizza bed about it.
Andy said his name
is McDuff.
Duff. I said his name is not McDuff.
Barrett, I see you have your cursor on the link.
Do you want to go to that link here?
We know that feeling.
When Cliff, you know, stopped being McDuff, which was a considerable amount of time in to the recording of this.
He was McDuff originally, which is hilarious because I played McDuff last year.
Okay.
Pause it there.
Pause it there.
That's Cliff's a voice actor.
And he said Cliff stopped being McDuff.
This is from Crimson Desert for anyone who doesn't know who Cliff or Cliff McDuff is.
Good call.
And you guys were debating.
Where did McDuff?
Like, how did you know about McDuff?
I'm very confused by this.
I heard about McDuff because I was watching a lot of their videos.
Okay.
A lot of the Crimson Desert videos that they were releasing of like,
this is what the game is.
Here's a gameplay is.
And I'd heard the name several times, Cliff McDuff.
And as the voice actor mentioned there, until very, very late into development,
he was Cliff McDuff.
So this wasn't one of the situations where I just kind of came up with something out of nowhere.
And nothing in the game ever tells you that his name isn't,
So I was just like, they don't say his last name, but I saw all those earlier developer videos saying that his name is McDuff.
And then, Blessing, what was your take on this?
That I didn't hear the word, the word McDuff at all when I was playing the name.
I don't believe his last name is Big Duff.
It's also like an interesting way where he worded it too, or it sounded, it almost, he makes it sound like it was McDuff for a while.
And then it was Cliff in this interview, at least.
Can you play it back?
I wonder, is there more context around it?
Which was a considerable amount of time in to the recording.
but
we started off recording with cards
of the different parts of Paiwell
and then
yeah you remember those out
yeah this is from friends per second by the way
for audio listening
shout out friends per second
great podcast great people
yeah yeah
yeah as Barry looks for it
I guess Roger and Mike would be the judges
the judges the judges we always are
about this one if I was just taking out the clip
right here Roger
yep we know that feeling
When Cliff, you know, stopped being McDuff, which was a considerable amount of time in to the recording of this, he was McDuff recently, which is hilarious because I played McDuff last year.
Okay.
That's great.
You know, once they settled on Cliff, I just kept pushing and pushing and pushing about story.
Okay.
Does I remember?
Once they settled on Cliff.
He said I played McDuff.
Yeah, because Cliff was named McDuff.
That was the name McDuff.
that was the name of the...
How I took this...
Oh, okay.
Cliff is McDuff for a long time
while they're doing the pre-recording
and setting up of the world.
And then they said, you know what?
His name isn't McDuff anymore.
It's Cliff.
That's when he said,
then I became Cliff, which is the character.
So that's how I interpret it.
So to me, I don't interpret it ever
as his full name being
Cliff McDuff.
I remember laughing and reacting to their videos
and going, there's no way
they named this man Cliff McDuff.
That's a dumbass name.
And I started making the jokes of like, that's the new Katie Yeager.
And like I started making those jokes of like the awful character names from different like pieces of media that we've all watched and consumed over the past.
Now for Andy, this was sports here.
I'm going to take it there as well as a judge right now.
I need clear and definitive evidence.
Yes.
That this is true or not true, right?
I need to see the ball cross the line.
And right now, no one has brought up any sort of last name in front of me.
Someone's got to show me the developer video
That says McDuffin.
We got to get to them.
Because I think I'm willing to give it to Andy
If they find an official developer video that says McDuffin it
Because I don't care if the developers are saying, hey, this character's named Cliff
McDuff, I don't care if you change it by the time.
Like the developer shit is show.
My argument is that his name's not Cliff McDuff anymore.
Hold up, hold up.
Can I get that?
Well, I mean, why would he know about that?
I mean, you're watching all of the lead up to the fucking thing.
You're watching the official developers stuff.
Do I have the link?
I don't have the link.
I have the which KHD it was.
Hold on.
Let me see if I can find the link in the time code to the KHD where me and Andy are talking about this.
If I get Cliff McDuff in my head, right?
And to me, he's Cliff McDuff, Clif McDuff leading up to the game coming out.
And the game comes out.
I'm just like, here's Cliff McDuff.
Oh, I didn't know that says otherwise, you know?
I'm with Andy on that one.
If I start the video game and then he goes, by the way, my name's only Cliff, I don't have
a last name.
Then I'd be like, oh, okay, maybe they changed it recently.
But it's like, hey, man, I was just going based off what they were saying.
If I was watching a bunch of like
developer interviews and developer
commentary on GTA4
and they're like his name is
Nico Curtis Bellick
I play the game and they just call
Nico Bellick I'm assuming his middle name is Curtis
Belich yeah but then if they say
oh in an interview oh by the way is actually
the middle name is not Curtis anymore
that feels like a technicality.
I just dropped right under the thing
a link to the episode
for me and Andy have the conversation
with the time code next to it being an hour
hour and three minutes into the episode.
So we can see the context.
This is a good conversation because I'm not sure the entire context.
I need to see the context.
And so let's see if we can get a bit deeper into it.
Hour and three.
Almost there.
Let's go here.
Did you make that up?
Did you make that up, chat?
Did you just fuck?
Are you fucking with me?
Chad, is he fucking with me?
Where'd you hear that?
Like Swahili culture like that.
I read it somewhere.
I forgot where I read it.
According to the Crimson Desert Wiki Cliff doesn't have a state the last name, so McDuff is still, it's definitely McDuff.
Where'd you hear that?
In the game?
Did you make that up?
You just fuck, did you?
Are you fucking with me?
Chad, is he fucking with me?
You're fucking with me.
Where did I get McDuff at?
I was like, this is the way it's an amazing clip, by the way.
Mcduff?
She was just made up McDuff?
I swear it was McDuff.
And like,
you corrected it and you're like,
but it's with an A.
That's crazy.
I see it.
I see it.
It's a premonition thing to do the extreme.
It's just,
it's a premonition.
I swear it is,
Erdy Cooper says it is absolutely McDuff.
I'm telling you,
man,
before the game came out,
I remember watching their videos
that they were putting out
being like here,
and in this world,
Cliff McDuff is the fucking guy.
It's guys,
I don't remember seeing his name McDuff in the game.
Pizza butt.
Pizza butt.
Pizza butt.
Because I don't totally not.
Actually, you fuck it.
Pizza bet.
It's got to be McDuff.
His name was not Big Duff.
It's got to be McDuff.
There's a chance I didn't put this on YouTube.
This may just be one of those that I watched in the middle of.
I'm going to look up their videos.
I'm going to look up their videos.
Well, he got McDuff correct.
Like, it was like, it was a thing.
It was a thing.
It sounded like a hallucinate.
Yeah.
No, yeah.
Here's the thing.
I believe, I believe all that, right?
And I believe, I think his name might have formerly been Cliff McDuff.
Because I remember reading an IGN preview later in that episode that said,
Cliff McDuff.
But I just fucked it up.
Oh, it was Simon Cardi's article.
Yeah.
But I don't think his name is McDuff anymore.
I think now it's just Cliff.
I think they took his last name out of it.
All right.
I think we figured this out.
So Mike and Roger, you got to figure this out.
Mike, I think this is pretty split in the middle.
I think they both have to go 50-50 on a pizza.
And they have to split this pizza.
Yeah.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
Unless Mike was a bite.
Unless Mike, you really believe that this is, it's all on you, Mike.
I mean, I didn't get clear and definitive evidence that his,
that his name was Cliff McDuff.
As of right now, it is just Cliff to me.
In that clip with the voice actor, it is Cliff.
So I am on the side of Blessing Eddie OIA Jr.
Barrett, what do you think?
Bear, you're the tiebreaker here.
Yeah, oh, man, I would have to go.
I think hearing both sides, being swayed one way, being swayed another,
I think I would have to go with Roger here.
I think it's one of those, you know, like, we understand that Andy didn't get McDuff from nowhere.
but it's also one of those weird ones where it's like, I don't know.
Or if we're talking about it, right?
The whole thing about losing a pizza bed, right, is that you should lose, right?
You should feel like you lost something, right?
So they both should split a pizza and then they can't eat it.
And he should break his fast.
Or no, they both have to buy a pizza, but for the three of us.
That's what I'm saying.
I think that's a great call.
I think they have to split a pizza.
But are you setting a president now that like from this four?
Obama? We're going to have to do it.
I'm going to joke
Are you setting a bad moment here?
I'm going to go back eating
pizza. Are you setting a
U.S. president right now?
All right. I think
I like that decision. So me and Indy
are going to go 50-50 on a pizza.
I like that. That'll go to Roger, Mike,
and Bear. Go to E. Noel. We'll bring
in the next pizza. This one's going to
Roger and Mike. You just have to watch it in the
Wow. We don't watch them eat it.
The cut chair over here. You know
in that case, let me that pizza. You're not having any more of that piece.
Yeah, you can have that's my pizza. Yeah. Oh, I've already
destroyed this pizza.
I'm setting a president.
I'm forced licensing.
Hey, Joey.
Give it up for Joey.
As Joey's bringing in this pizza, we do have
two more decidibles left
on the board. Let's bring in our next
decidable. Real quick, one thing I do want to
tease for later is that Joey
the MVP you're bringing in the pizza
also Joey
star and co-star of
the upcoming in-review episode
where her and blessing
watched Fellowship of the Ring for the very first
time and they gave all of their
thoughts and the results may shock
you or they may not
can I tell you probably my favorite in review that I've been
in or been on. Wow. Yeah.
I've not been on that many interviews. I'll tell you what
Joey and I spoke last night. She said this one
was a great in review. Really? Fantastic.
One of the best.
Like an hour and a half.
Okay, that's really good.
Yeah.
Our next Decidable, this is courtesy of KDG.
This happened on the 18th of December, 2025.
Katie, G, are you from the UK?
Because you're putting the days before the month.
So the sauce is from a games cast on December 18th, 2025.
The bass goes like this.
Mike bets that Silk Song will be number two on Kind of Funniest game of the year.
Barrett bets that it won't.
Probably D-K, Hades 2, Silk Song will be in the 5 to 6 range.
The result, Silk Song was number three.
Dispatch was to Mike O's Barrett a pizza.
Damn.
That's close.
Damn.
Yeah.
So that's a thing that's a decidable, honestly.
That one actually belongs.
That one's a clear.
That one's belongs in the caching one.
Put it in the cash for the next piece.
Conclusive evidence right there.
Conclusive evidence.
Yeah, I'll cash it in for the next episode.
Now, which one did I cash in and which pizza did I already buy?
Yeah, did you maybe already cash this?
I bought a pizza for something.
You did, I remember.
You remember what it is?
I don't remember.
Well, you ate a lot of that pizza.
You did eat a lot of that pizza.
I didn't get to decide what the pizza was.
It didn't really feel like...
We got to stop going to donuts.
Yeah, you agree.
And donuts is an insane price.
Yeah, it was a lot of money.
We're a pizza hut and Costco family now.
So yeah, we'll charge that one to the game.
You already, you already ordered a pizza before.
Well, but again, to me, but I didn't get to decide the pizza.
I like that.
He ate most of the pizza.
I don't know.
I don't know if that's really cashing in a pizza.
Well, there's two pizzas.
I always ordered two for the company.
Oh, that's sweet.
Well, then we have one.
We have one more decidable here.
This one comes from the Xbox reaction on January.
Okay, let's stop everybody.
Andy is furiously.
Well, I'm looking through all there's now.
He's looking at every single Crimson Desert developer commentary.
Going into the transcript and control effing Mcduff, Macduff, MC, Jop.
Roger talking about this transcript.
It's awesome.
This is a good feature.
This is like snow bike bike right now.
Yeah, you don't have to.
This is a great feature.
Thank you for D.C.
I had no idea this should exist.
Yeah, you got to try more, like, different ways.
Just search Duff.
Yeah, D-U-F.
But, like, the word doesn't start with D-U-F, so, like, what did you even give me?
Yeah, exactly.
It'll just find any instance of Duff within a word.
It doesn't need to find, like, the beginning.
Wait, hold on.
When you control F, are you typing in the full word?
Well, I know the way it works for, like, docs and stuff,
but I don't know if it works that way of, like, written, like, or spoken word.
I don't know.
Okay.
But you're going through the
entire website
instead of doing
like the search box
what you're doing right now.
Hmm.
There's a lot going on here.
All right,
our last
decidable that we have here.
Again,
the sauce is from the Xbox
reaction
from January 22nd,
2026.
Mike says Fable
is coming in the first half
of the year.
Greg says
that it's not.
I mean,
I don't know
if this can be decided.
Well,
we know it's not coming
in the first half,
right?
Oh,
Yeah, I guess- Well, in Jill June.
I mean, we could wait until we can...
It's Joe June.
Who knows?
They might move it up.
You have to hit an enter in order for the results of Bobbo, Bras.
Do you know that?
Because if I control F...
He went through maybe 15 videos.
If I control F, if I control it, it pops up automatically.
Here, I'm typing in four different words and it keeps saying no results final.
I'm like, oh, damn, there's none of that here.
You have to hit Enter.
Wow.
It is funny, you know.
Let me run the adults are here and we're a fucking mess.
Let me go to the last five episodes.
Now, here's the thing.
thing, right? We can put that.
We can put a pin in that until June. They did say autumn.
So I forgot that they put like a like a section on it.
It does seem like I will be paying for that one.
Yeah.
You know what I mean? As of right now, it's tracking.
This one might not even release this year.
So we will see.
True. It's all gears your day all day.
But I think the only thing Greg said is that it's not releasing the first half.
So I think he gets it no matter what.
He gets in no matter.
Even if it gets delayed to 2027.
I don't see that's pushed up.
Now here's the thing, right?
We do have a third pizza out there.
that I thought was going to get redeemed
between one of these bets.
And so, like, this is what I say.
Barry, if you want that last pizza that's out on the table,
we can use that as like the last bet here.
Make sure they eat.
Mike, old you.
Are you eating pizza?
Yeah, you're going to have that entire pizza.
I'm on slice four.
Get a slice for it.
Yeah, grab that box, back.
I just want to talk into Mike here
and to say, I want some of the cuck pizza.
Yeah, I get some of that cuck pizza.
Hey, watching them eat my pizza.
That's the cup pepperoni.
Actually, that's a lot.
I love watching it.
Yeah, eat that picture in front of me.
Get in there.
Slower.
I love watching.
We got our last section, the pending section.
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Yeah, Andy is over here.
His hands are shaken.
Like as he's going into every videotiping in Duff, enter.
Now that I know enter words.
It changes everything.
We're going to figure this out by the end of this episode.
That is a promise.
Let me tell you.
Mike mentioned the cup pepperoni is not as good as this, the regular plain pepperoni, which saddens me.
And I'm a cup pepperoni guy.
I like the little grease pool.
Yeah.
I love cup pepperonies depending on the pizza.
Shout out to Buffalo.
Great pizza up in New York.
You know that, Raj.
But this pizza crust to sauce is better than that pizza crust to sauce ratio.
Wow.
It's unfortunate.
It is unfortunate.
I don't know why they're so different.
Of course.
But I've eaten four slices.
There's been not much resistance from my end.
I asked people watching, of course,
what's your favorite pizza?
What's your favorite pizza spot?
What are your favorite?
What are your favorite?
Toppings. Yel Singh writes in and says
anyone who doesn't say local shop is wrong.
Where do we staying on that?
Like, your local shop?
Your local shop?
Oh, man.
I mean, I think he's anti-chain.
See, here's the deal.
You make friends with your local shop.
Shout out to Vinnie's pizza up in Tahoe right down the street from me.
Vinnie's and I.
we got we became good friends right the kid that worked behind the counter that was always crusted
in all of the flour yeah so that kid became very good friends with me cliff started to work there
early squirrels friend duff boom every time i'd order a large pizza i'd call bless because i'd walk down
there like what up at snowmike mike they're like mike large pizza extra crispy got it i walked
down there what happens signed a ten dollar bill here's a large pizza get out of here yeah
shout out to avalinos uh that's where i used to go after school every tuesday my mom would give
me five bucks. She said, go get a slice or two, get
an Arizona. Shout to Olivettos right around the
corner. Yeah, some of the best New York, Long Island pizza out there.
Shout out Nazarios, which is like a local chain here in
San Francisco. Not even really a chain. They just got like a couple spots
out here in SF that I really love. And then there was one that we used to go to
when we're living out in the high
avenues that I'm trying to find. And it was like an
Indian restaurant that was also a pizza place.
And like Indian pizza places, fuck.
If you ever like come across,
those kind of places, like check them out.
Yeah, Golden Gate Indian cuisine and pizza.
Oh, yeah.
That place was awesome.
A little shout out to all my Buffalo New York fans out there,
kind of funny best friends.
I'm a Nino's pizza guy.
My father, a big time, potchi's pizza.
They'll tell you that's the fun.
And I'm like, no, it's all about Nino's, dad.
I hate you.
I just want to need those.
Very house-abiding.
I don't want to be like you want to go on.
Very house-to-bite on the pizza.
You draw a line when you're up in Buffalo on the pizza
The way.
Shocking, review.
On top of this, though, San Francisco.
Look that in there.
It's Tony's pizza or nothing.
It's Tony's pizza or nothing here in San Francisco.
Shout out BMW over here.
He said, Roger, I'm driving past Alavetto later today.
You're literally right walking distance from my house.
Go say hi to my mom.
Hang out?
Have a good time.
Shout out, King Cullen, R-I-B?
Crazy.
Shout out Jets Pizza, Champaign, Illinois.
That was my first Detroit-style pizza,
and that took over.
My friend grew.
We were at Jets all the time.
Here's the thing.
I'm not as big into tavern-style pizza.
I know Illinois, big into,
like, the thin crust cut into squares.
I think as a kid...
Is that what that is?
I don't know that.
Yes, that's what that is, yeah.
I fuck with that.
All of my friends did.
I call them pizza chips.
I mean, that's accurate.
That's why I didn't,
with them. I'm like, I want the thick, like, soft.
You know, I want that pan-style pizza. However, whenever we went to Monocles pizza,
which is the tavern-style pizza spot, the chain in the area, that's when you knew it was
a party. You know what I mean? Like, that's the place where it's like, all right, we won the soccer
game. All the kids are going to go hang out of Monocles.
Remember when we went to Chicago together and I tried to forge you to have not only,
what's that favorite place? That they all like the sausage place. What's the
sausage place that we went to? Oh, I know you're talking about. Portillo's. We went to
And then I looked at Bless afterwards.
Mind you it's 9.45 at night. We've got a full
day at the convention. I go, here's the deal. They have two
iconic pizza restaurants here.
If we go Bob, Bomb. Right now,
bang, bang. We can get them both.
We show them to
Giardottis. And I go,
all right, Blessing, you have to order this to go, because we have
to go to the next place right now before
he closes it. Look at him. Looks at him he goes,
can we just enjoy the pizza?
I'm like, I just want to eat
my deep food pizza. I don't want to go bomb,
bomb.
I'm not an eater like that
But he's gonna put his arm running
And go soak this in bless
We'll never be back here man
We'll never come back
I don't know if I could do two different
Deep dish pizza places back to back
That's a lot
Insane behavior
Clint's Roman writes in and says
Thanks bless for always shouting out
Olivia Rodriguez
Help me win pub trivia last night
Domino's in the shower
After running a marathon is the best
That's cool
I like that
In the shower bro
I love domino
It's a little wet come on
Eat in the shower
I don't know about that
That's pretty dumb
Drink Beards shower
Oh you're trying
No okay
Joshy frog
It says Pizza Hut has a space jam
Pizza deal right now
Is that what this is?
No
Damn
The space jam in general
Did they forget that they had
Space Jam marketing material
The castle
Like ah shit
That's LeBron James
Like ah shit
That was a good movie
It was not
It was good
It was good
You had Don Cheadle dressed up as the fucking computer.
It was awful.
That was so fun.
It was forgettable.
And then they were like, oh, look, we brought Michael Jordan.
It's Michael B. Jordan.
How funny was that?
Come on.
I mean, that was a space jam video game during that time, too.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was a basketball.
No, the basketball game style thing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Was it an NBA jam?
Yeah.
Kind of like, I think?
It was.
Was it like Michael Jordan chaos in the Windy City when he had his own
side-scrolling single player game?
Remember Shaq Fu?
course I never forget.
Jack food too.
Zachary writes in
this is actually a kind of funny membership but I'll read it
come on thank you so much for that Zachary
Happy Pizza Bet Day Gang
praying for that white t-shirt Mike
because it was a dangerous choice
I almost changed t-shirts before this
as many of the team know
I got a couple t-shirt options here
I got my own little personal clap
You definitely do
Yeah man the couch is your closet
Mike walks out every Friday like he was fired
He has a big brown box
For some reason
And like an Xbox always.
I don't know how to have it.
You got to be prepared.
Here's the thing.
I got to take a pause of super chat.
Somebody asked a really good question,
which is what is the best frozen pizza?
Which the answer is Red Baron.
Red Baron.
Red Baron Mexican-style pizza is the best frozen pizza around.
I love Red Baron.
It's not delivered.
It's DeJorno to me.
Dejorno had a croissant.
Dude.
Which was disgustingly good.
I think about that all the time.
Like it hurt my tummy because it was just so much butter and just oil.
Yeah.
It was so fucking sauce.
The croissant crust pizza was different.
It was so good.
Let's get real.
There's two that probably are head and shoulders above the rest.
Bagel bites and pizza rolls.
No, you guys.
Dude,
I'm telling you those two.
Pizza rolls.
It's a different thing.
Pizza rolls fucking suck.
It's not even pizza.
Wow.
It's barely,
it's barely pizza.
I was so disappointed as a child because I was never a bagel bites household.
And I was always a pizza roll household.
But you saw the commercials at a ton.
Yeah.
And then I went across the street,
my friend had pizza bagels.
And I was like,
oh, this is the promise.
It's like mini pizza.
This is great.
Pizza rolls.
It's just mostly fucking sauce.
Red Baron has like mini personal.
pizzas that are really good.
Mini pepperoni inside of it.
Yeah, but they don't have cheese in those ones.
So what's the point?
No, there isn't.
Isn't it the whole thing that they just have the pepperoni?
It's usually melted to the top of it.
That's why you don't see it.
Melting.
Let's get into our pending bets.
Again, shout out KDG.
And shout out to the cast because I do have quite a few of these that were from our
internal Google sheet that were using to track these.
But we have a lot of pending ones.
So let's start off with one from January 13th.
The bet was,
Will Fable come out in 2026?
I said no. Greg said yes.
Right now I'm leaning towards,
I think Greg's going to win this.
I think Fable will come out in 2026.
As of right now, it is tracking, right?
If we're talking about it,
if we're going to be real about the four horsemen
of Xbox that we've dubbed them, right?
You are looking at that.
It is tracking for autumn, holiday.
What does that really mean?
It is, how do you get away from GTA
and make sure that Fable has a good launch?
Because this is a big, important title for Xbox.
You've got to make sure this launch
is stellar. You've got to make sure people are jumping in and have time to explore and
love this game. I think it will have legs. And so I don't think like the launch is like make or break
per se, but like of course it is. Like it's got to be a big deal here. Yeah. For context, that was again
January 13th. So I believe that was before the Xbox direct where they actually revealed that
it's slated for this year. And so it was a shot in the dark of like, no, I don't think Fable's coming
out. But now I have more belief. Not 100%, but a little bit more belief. I'd like to see December.
December for Fable.
I'm going December for Fable.
Gears before Grand Theft Auto.
I'd like to go years before Grand Theft Auto.
You play gears.
The diehard stick with it.
Boom, we get taken over by Grand Theft Auto.
You play Grand Theft Auto for a month, too.
And then when we get to the holidays, December, you want a big open role.
If you put out Fable in December, think about it,
because you're not going to put out Fable in the second half of December, right?
You can't put that out the week of Christmas.
So you're going to put that out in the first half of December when GTA just launched?
And do you want to deal with the Pepsi Coke challenge of look what GTA does
and what
Fable, you know,
look at it,
you know,
Fable just came out
and I can't even do this.
Look,
let me throw a rock into the water
and fucking,
you know,
little whatever GTA is going to do
tech-wise, right?
Like,
I don't know.
I like,
the only reason I like December
is because I want them
to have more time on it.
Like,
whatever it gives you most time as possible.
Just keep it till 2027.
Yeah.
Like,
if you're going to take your time with it,
I want that game to shine.
I think as an open world,
like,
systemic thing.
Like,
you have a lot going on in that game.
Get it as far from
GTA as possible. Don't let people even
try to compare it to that. And then that's the conversation
of, then you push it to 2027.
February, March, boom. That would be awesome.
Yeah, plenty of space. On January 16th,
2026, there was a bet made that
three Xbox games will be
on our 2026 game of the year.
Greg said two or less.
Mike said three plus.
I said this a big deal for Xbox. Do you still stand by?
We got Fort's a Motor, Fort's Horizon.
I think it's an instant
win for Mike right here, right? I look
get Fable. If Fable is to come out, I think Fable is a win for Mike right here.
Now the conversation was, here's the third one. Here's the third. The four horsemen,
gears. I think a lot of us will ride for gears if it delivers.
Halo, of course, I think very few will ride. Maybe Mike will ride, but I don't know if that's it.
Maybe it's him. But I'm hanging my hat on a halo. Oh, I mean, the gears here.
We still have Call of Duty to talk about. You never know what's going to be called.
Starfield's always up there.
I mean, no, there's no. There's no.
anybody outside Greg.
You looked at him for approval.
Did you have lost him to be like, oh, yeah.
What have he double-dibs?
I think it's Gears.
Gears has to be the answer there.
That's the only one.
We have another Minecraft Dungeons game.
There's no way.
World of Warcraft, Diablo expansion.
No.
Okay, that's out.
It's got to be gears.
Because like, okay, here's the thing.
If Gears hits the way that I hope it does,
it's definitely on my list.
It would probably be on your list.
Andy's been playing the games, right?
You're going to try it out.
Gears could very well make my...
Blessing, we'll try it.
Yeah, blessing.
Yeah, blessing to try it.
Like, I think there is a good amount of us,
especially if...
Tim will appreciate gears.
If it's a good gears game, Tim will appreciate it.
And we know, well, we don't know, but...
In my opinion, if they're smart and if they're doing this right,
it's not this 38-hour-plus experience.
This is going to be hopefully super quick, efficient, get in, get-out,
tell an awesome story with great action.
And it's a prequel, so pick up and play, you don't have to have the baggage of the games.
You know what we can get people in the office that have not played the other one, say, hey, this is a prequel, just started.
And it's going to look crazy.
Dude, I'm, I'm so fucking excited for that game, man.
I got, I'm telling blessing, joke, like, off the record, but also now it's on the record.
When I saw that fucking, that post that it was like, oh, it's like the direct after the Xbox showcases, gears of war.
I cried a little bit.
I'm so excited for this game.
I'm, like, so emotionally excited for this game.
I didn't realize.
gears meant that much.
Oh, it means so much to me.
It's like everything.
Yeah, I love it.
I'm so excited.
Die hard.
So it sounds like right now at this table,
Mike is tracking to win this bet.
For what?
Forza, Gears.
And when does that come out,
do you think?
Which one?
Gears?
I'm still putting gears before.
And I'm like,
that seems really close.
I mean, this fall.
But yeah.
If you're going by the
December.
Developer Direct,
like it will,
I think it'll be fall.
I think those games are always coming out in fall when you end.
We did Outer Worlds.
Or, yeah,
Outer Worlds, too.
Outer Worlds was like November?
.
Yeah, I want to say November for...
Maybe an October game, Gears is on October.
We still have Call of Duty you got to dance with too.
Don't forget about that.
Yeah, that's true.
You're literally going Halo Gear...
Outer World's 2 was October 29th of last year.
I feel like Gears and Call of Duty being released within weeks of each other isn't as big of a deal.
I feel like those are different enough.
Yeah.
I agree.
On the same day, maybe on the same episode, I'm actually not sure.
There was another bet made.
That Lego Batman will be on our game.
of the year, 26. Greg said no. Mike said yes. Oh, do you still think so? I'm torn. I think there's a
big interest in the office for Lego Batman, and I think if they can deliver it, it looks very good.
It looks promising. We'll see. I think when I think of the Lego games, though, in total,
I don't think it's game of the year now, right? It's like an 80, a solid like, hey, this is a great game.
I don't think it's just like a, yo, this is it right here. But I do ride for Batman.
I could see it if it hits and they learn the lessons from the Skywalker Saga.
And it's like not get too bloated, but still have like a lot of that like fun and interesting stuff that they were playing around with in Skywalker Saga.
And then also like really lean into the Batman Arkham kind of like flow and combat and all that stuff.
I think it could really grab Roger myself and Greg at least.
I think you got me, you got Andy about to play City here.
Like you got an opportunity.
And Lego's just got the charm in the window.
I do think that this is one of those games that we could be very high on once it comes out.
But once, you know, actual game of the year comes around, we're going to look around and be like, there's no way.
This is our 11-12.
It's could be split fiction.
100%.
I think there's so many good games that are slated for this year.
When we're having this conversation, we're having the argument between Gears, Fable, and Forza.
Like, when those three exist, I'm looking at Batman Lego and I'm like, if we're not sure if all those three are there,
I don't know if I'm thinking that Lego Batman's going to be in top 10.
You know, not to minimize it, but it is a kid's game, right?
It is going for a specific audience.
And you watch those trailers and it's like, oh, it's very kiddie.
Like, the humor is like that.
Oh, we had Astrobot.
Well, sure, but I think it's a different type of thing, right?
Like, there's voice acting in this, right?
They're going for, like, actual jokes that are just not going to hit for some of us.
Like, I think there's, like, family games and there's kids games.
And I view Astrobot is like anybody, like, Astrobot, even though kids can play it.
Like, they have adults in mind as well while they're developing that game of, like,
Oh, we want our full audience to play that.
Whereas Lego, I think, is so aimed at kids.
Our next thing.
I'm excited, though.
I'm super excited to try it out.
On February 10th, 2026.
This is a tragic one.
A bet was made that 2XCO will be shut down in two years.
That bet was made by Greg Miller against best friend in chat.
Name Herbie.
Wow.
He attacked somebody.
Named Herbie.
We will track your ass down.
I hope you're ready to cut the check.
is right he says.
And this is hilarious because, like,
this is in our internal tracking,
meaning that Greg must have opened up.
Either Greg or Kevin,
because Kevin will do it for us sometimes.
But somebody opened up the thing
and was like, hey, it's official.
It's official.
Greg versus Herbie, it's going down.
This feels personal for Greg.
I want to listen to the episode
because I'm like,
what compelled Greg to like
say that about 2XCO?
Yeah, did Herbie say something really mean
or something?
Yeah.
The chat being like,
no, you fucking idiot.
Um,
We'll see. I don't really have much about with that one.
I could see it either way.
I could see it either way.
I thought it was timestamp. It's not.
Wait, wait, for which one?
Well, because the link to the video was there, but I thought...
It's 20 minutes in for the Herbie one.
Oh, is that what I said?
Yeah, there's another column that said the time, Sam.
We have another bet made on February 26th.
There will be a core Zelda released in 2026.
This is between me and Andy.
I said yes.
Andy said no.
What's the definition of core?
But also, I want to bring it to Katie's tracking of this because the wording is different for Katie.
Katie wrote down, Andy says there will be a core Nintendo game Zelda remake this year.
Blessing says no.
Who's that at?
That's in Katie's.
Oh, are you in the actual Google sheet?
Yes.
Oh, gotcha.
Yeah, I was separating them out because, yeah.
But I wanted to bring that up because I remember really.
that and I was like that there's a different wording here so I want to make sure
can we go to the actual thing yeah can we bring up the actual
episode I think it's good I don't want the I want the actual thing let's get the
actual thing because I'm not doubting that that's the bet but I don't remember
the remake part I remember remake being yeah I remember re-it-like he remembers
Mcduff he never forgets but here's the thing I'm gonna lose something
big eight is gonna win this there will be something important on in the fall
whether it be a come on something else no we're gonna get year two of
of this console.
It's going to be...
We will get a...
I guarantee we will get a
surprise Zelda game this year.
I don't know what it is.
We will get a surprise
out of nowhere Zelda game this year.
When you say Zelda game, though...
I mean, in the same way
that we had never, ever heard of
fucking the little
links away...
Well, I mean, Links Away can remake is another good one,
but to think about, but
the Zelda top-down one...
Echoes of Wizards a Mandy.
You know, the one you're playing as Zelda.
There's always a...
surprise out of nowhere thing that has
echoes of wisdom you were working on this whoa
none of this was ever sort of rumored anywhere
like there will
I know it in my bones there will be a surprise out of nowhere
Zelda game coming this year I almost want a pizza bet
but I don't know if I got it in me
come on because I think you're I think there's a chance
stay pizza bet
peel don't do it don't let me leave her no don't we're saying it has to be
either that top down 2D or like three
Zelda. If it's like, it's a really broad bet. Like Zelda cadence of
high rule or something like that. No, no, no, no. No, I, there will be a
poor Nintendo team working on a game. Like, I'm not saying
a follow up to Tears of the Kingdom 2. I'm saying like it'll be a
remake or some shit. Yeah. All right, bet. Made by Grezo
made by any other TSD.
On 4K, bro. Yeah. Right down. Right it down. All right. You can cut the
cliff. Yeah, no, Andy's going to get that. The rumors are pointing toward there being the
Zelda Ocarena remake this year.
Dang.
How crazy is that though?
We're actually like,
I feel like we're months away from that
actually getting revealed.
And I still can't believe it in a way.
I also came.
I think I just can't visualize it.
Let's just go ahead and look at the prizes for
pie punks and what the delivery prices are.
If I can have a slice,
that'd be great.
Of course, they're Detroit's delicious.
Just to talk about, like,
what do you guys want from
Ocarina of Time in 2026?
Mike, you just played it.
Obviously, we're waiting for,
we're waiting for your full review
tomorrow, but like.
Hold on. I like this conversation.
I feel like this would be actually really great for the review.
Okay.
You can give like a sentence, but I want to have the conversation on the review for the bigger conversation about that.
What I'm looking for?
Yeah.
I mean, of course, modern controls, right?
I believe on the ad 64, it was a fixed cam.
So, like, yeah, you want that free cam ability on that one.
I am looking for, like, updated graphics, of course.
But I mean, I guess, like, when I look at it, I'm thinking of, like, yeah, Zelda, Breath of the Wild, like, almost look to it.
it right of like in that space everything is upped
and that much for me I'm impressed with the game I think it's great
I'll put up in there yeah think about it more
because I want to revisit that conversation tomorrow
our next one
but like for real that's the rumor
that's this year yeah this year for the remake
I thought that's why you're replaying it no
he started it beforehand oh you got something
oh that's cute thanks mom we're also coming up on
top 100 being due so I feel like everybody
I have not been updating my top 100 just so everybody
I haven't been updating it
I haven't been playing shit.
I haven't added any of these games to it.
I go thunder still on top of a legend of Zelda
Aquarium of Time.
Just a reminder those votes are doing three weeks.
Ah, shit.
I'll figure out a bunch of games.
Yeah, we'll figure that out.
So right now you have Man Eater over Ocreena of Time.
That's sick.
Man Eater's in there.
Aquarium of Time's not even on the list.
Final Fantasy 10 is not even on the list.
I mean, yeah, Arkham is not on my list.
I saw how much your eyes relied on last year when you're playing Final Fantasy.
Game was great, man.
Witcher 3 is not on your list.
Well, not right now.
Well, because I have an update of the list.
Oh, you haven't updated.
Gotcha, got you, got you.
So the rumor is they will come out with a full remake of this game.
Yes.
This year.
Yes.
Damn.
That'll be sick to see.
So is that a June situation then?
Probably where they announce it, yeah.
Yeah.
announcing it for the, like, they'll announce it during the summer.
The rumor is later this year because they want to give some distance between all the Mario stuff happening right now and celebrate it,
like full on celebrating Zelda's 40th anniversary.
So second half this year
Because I think the other
The other thing that came out along with that rumor
Is that a Star Fox game
Is coming out this summer
What temple was really, really
Not great in Ocarina?
The Water Temple.
No, no, no, no, no.
Water Temple is hard, but there's a temple that like,
or you get a power that just wasn't
It was really quick and it felt like you didn't really earn it.
Was it like this?
I'm blinking on what power it was.
Maybe when you get the light arrows,
there was something in the game that was like
oh this feels like it was cut content
whatever that was that I'm trying to think of
if they like fully realized and gave you like
an actual temple
went before like make me earn
to be I want to have to earn
become an old
oh my god
the family's here
make me earn getting old link
you know getting adult link status
wait what because I feel like you just got
you just kind of got it
what being adult link
yeah like I I would love
to like a challenge before that.
There's a lot of dog barking.
There's a ferocious beast in here.
You want to get over him, big dog.
You want a slice of pizza?
Yeah.
What's up, homie?
How was New York?
Cole's had it.
Yeah?
Every single time, like, Cole's been in the office
lately, right?
And like every single time we're eating lunch,
Cole just walk up and just stare at you.
Like, you know, and like one of it.
He's so adorable, but I think he's had it.
I think he just had his breaking boy.
He was like, yo, I'm about that pizza.
But also, like, he has someone to defend now.
Yeah, Joey pointed out of like,
he's been chill like all week without them around.
Like he loves us and then now he's around.
Now there's someone to process.
Yeah, it's interesting.
We'll talk more about it because yeah.
Are you bringing up the reflector shield?
Are you talking about the town teleport?
Steve is all the virtual.
I just want to let you all know that I predict this, by the way, in the Pills episode.
Rodster Domit.
I said November, Aquarium of Time remake.
Should put pizza on it.
Cower.
Should have put pizza.
Yeah.
I put pizza on everything.
I just want to let y'all know.
Hollywood reporter is reporting that the middle of your solid movies in the works from the Final Fantasy
Destination, or sorry, final destination duo.
Okay.
We'll talk about that on KFD tomorrow.
How many times does this happen?
Yeah.
Yeah, but like, you know, last time...
This is the first time without that one-vote, Roberts, or whatever.
Now we got Zach Lopovsky and Adam B. Stein on it.
It's definitely going to happen.
There was nothing cool than them interviewing Oscar Isaac for whatever movie he was doing a press tour for,
and they were like, he's like, oh, Metal Gear Saw movie.
Who would you want to play?
Snake, man, come on.
I was like, ah, man, I would kill to have you as our snake.
What if he was going to make that?
What if he said Oticon?
Not a con.
Because I can kind of see it.
Who?
Oscar,
what movie was he like a nerd?
You were going to make him be nerdy octagon?
No, fuck no.
He's snakes.
He's too odd to play octagon.
He's too snake.
He's too snake.
No way.
He's snake is right.
On the same day, January 26th,
me and Greg made a bet about Pocopia.
The bet was Pocopia will be in the kind of funny game of the year top five.
I said yes.
Greg said no.
Greg's going to win this pizza.
I don't think Pocopia is going to be in the top five.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
Joey's not.
I'm high on this.
I lost momentum on it.
And I thought it was going to be a surefire,
easy number, like easy top five.
I thought it was going to be easy for just the world.
Yeah.
I thought this was Animal Crossing New Horizons of the year,
which it kind of still.
It was for a minute.
I think this game is just so overwhelming that like when you stop playing it
for a little bit, it's even harder to come back to,
like at the Animal Crossing, it's like, oh, you just talk to your villagers,
you know, do your little things.
It's like, there's so much in this game.
And for me personally,
dropping off and then coming back.
It's like, oh, I'm kind of like, this is like a whole endeavor.
This has to be my life.
I think if we were in a pandemic, this would have been even more massive.
They nailed this game.
This game through and through is a great to like perfect game of like what the vision was,
what the idea was.
They nailed it.
Here's the thing.
A great game.
If I'm remixing my bet, I would say that I don't think it's going to be in kind of
funny's top five.
I could see it being in the game of the year six nominated.
I could see that.
Yeah.
I think Pocopia has had such a chokehold.
I could see that.
What's the Roger?
Well, because Greg's going to put up really high.
I could see like seven to eight.
I think it'll be in the top ten.
It's a five through ten window.
Yeah, it'll be in the top ten.
I don't think it'll be nominated for the game awards.
Game Awards, no.
I think we should remake
Seifu eligible again this year,
just to see.
I agree.
Why not?
Yeah, I like it.
That's a great one.
I like that.
Our last one that's from our internal documentation before we get into some KDG ones.
Roger will love grave seasons.
Greg says no.
Mike says yes.
Roger will love grave seasons.
He's pushing this game away from him, but little does he know.
He's going to get caught up in this and he's going to fall in love with it.
I know it.
I can feel it in my heart of...
Wow.
He knows you better than him, then he runs.
This will be it.
I'm in tune with you, Roger.
You've got to start stepping out of your box and you love these kind of...
We like Fields of Mystery.
You love Field of your box, Greg.
You like the sexy conversations.
You love the cool, flirty characters.
Now, what if I said there was a little mystery now into Fields of Mystery?
Instead of just, it's all about farming.
Yeah, but this is a mystery.
There's a killer on the movie.
There's a real mystery here, Roger.
This isn't, there's no bullshit mystery.
He's a real mystery.
Yeah.
This does feel like when my dad would be like, you would really like playing baseball.
And I'm like, I do not want to fucking play baseball.
I don't want to go outside.
I want to stay inside a play.
But, no, no, but like, I know you.
I know you really like baseball.
But then when Coach Mike got you and Leans out to come play.
It broke your ankle.
You were in.
You were in.
You broke my fiance's ankle.
Now, can we talk about just playing catch?
Andy Cortez, Roger, can you guys buy baseball gloves?
Because me and blessing out some, I almost bought one.
Barrett, you included on this.
I would love that.
Let's get outside in the parking lot.
Let's throw the ball.
Nick would love this.
Nick would love us throwing a fucking ball.
He's gone.
He's gone.
He's gone.
There's no bosses here today.
We can make whatever we want for real
I almost bought a glove of the Salvation Army
I took a photo of it and I said to
The way you trailed off there was so funny
Give me another guy now if you can
I make whatever you want
You want a basketball hoop outside I'll buy it
I would love that going back to this
This is a weird run because I can just like
Say I don't like this game
I don't have to play it like there's no
Is there like a do I have to play this game?
No if it comes to you
Yeah let it come to you
You could
You're the neutral party.
You can internal calcium bet like fuck up the bet.
Oh, I love that.
If you want to fuck up,
you could go to Greg and be like,
hey,
I will not.
How about this?
How about this?
You could not even touch this game,
but I bet you when it comes and it's time.
Or here's the thing.
Who is that I would love,
Roger?
Here's what you got to do.
Here's what you got to do.
It's a weird one.
When the game comes out,
Roger,
you go to both Mike and Greg,
and you tell them both.
What's the both?
You tell them both that you love it.
Just to see,
just to have them get out and be like,
I'm looking at it.
the transcript.
Okay, okay.
I am committing right now
on this podcast.
When is this game
come out?
Do we know?
Fall.
Fall?
Okay,
this is the busy season.
Let it come to you.
I will try this game.
Let it come to you.
I will try this game.
I will play four to five hours of this game.
And I will report back.
Give me two nights.
Let him meet you where you're at.
Yes, exactly.
I am promising that I will try four to five hours of this game.
I love.
Brave seasons comes out August 14th.
Ooh, that could be.
That could be years of wartime.
Plenty of time.
If it comes out within two weeks.
Here's a more.
Four or back.
I'm not playing it.
We have like four more pages of this shit.
Oh, no.
We have a lot of bets out there.
Yeah, we're not going to go through all these.
We don't have time to go through all these.
But those were all the internal ones we had recorded.
KDG has been tracking for a while.
There's a bet here that was made in January, 2023.
Like, Katie G has been on this.
And so I'll read.
It was like the oldest one we got.
I think 2020 is the oldest one.
So this is from KadyG.
April 24th,
2023.
Blessing says
they'll make original
the last of us
HBO content.
The majority is new,
not just a new episode.
Tim says no,
they'll wait for factions
or part three game first.
Season two will be
2025,
season three will be
2026.
This is a five,
and we put a marker on it
of like check back in five years.
Wow.
So in January
2028, we'll return
to the speeds a bit.
So what,
it's a lot going on.
By 2020,
there will be like an original Last of Us show or something like.
With a new character and a new, okay.
I'm saying there will be TV original content for Last of Us.
That isn't just an episode.
That isn't just an episode like the Bill.
It'll become the Walking Dead situation.
The main character will be somebody else or whatever.
Yeah, I mean, you're not going to see that for a while, right?
Oh, is the next season the last season?
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, that's thing is a lot has changed since we made this bet.
This is 2020.
He said they'll wait for factions.
Yeah, Tim said they'll wait for factions.
So, like, that's where.
Yeah.
Tim thinks, when Tim said the next season will be this year, or season three will be this year.
A lot of this is already Nolan Void, but the main bet was that they'll make original TV content for the last list.
It's not based off of source material from the game, which I'm still going to stand by.
There's a less likelihood now.
Yeah, because he's been doing the Balders Gate show, right?
He's showing the Baldur's Gay show.
He's moving on to it.
But if it's like a fear of the walking dead situation, HBO gives it to a new showrunner.
Yeah, doesn't have to be the same show of runner.
Yeah.
Um, what's another one here?
I want this hoity tooty get off your fucking high horse graveyard disco saying a pizza bed in San Francisco sounds like a bet you want to lose.
Shut the fuck up.
So you want to spend money?
You know what?
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Oh, you say, you're trying to say.
New York for once.
Oh, fucking pizza.
Only pizza with the water and the fucking.
Enough.
Pizza rocks.
Pizza's good here.
And look who's most quiet fucking this guy right here.
I mean, we're eating fucking pizza hot.
Clearly pizza here sucks.
That's all we got.
No, that's the only representation of pizza.
Totos, $200 to get a fucking...
Tony's Napolitano is a world champion.
That's a fucking sit-down, Rushrodot.
What are you talking about?
It's pizza.
What do you mean?
He has pizza by the slice right next door.
Pizza.
It's pizza.
Pizza.
It's $15 a slice.
What are we talking about here?
Pizza, Tony's Napolitano.
Best pizza in the town.
Five puns.
I named Nazarios earlier.
What's the other one?
It's crazy that you would attack sandwich.
Francisco like that.
Yeah.
That's crazy, Roger.
I stand by it.
I'm going to rapid fire some of these.
And then all rapid fires and superchats for you.
Greg said on November 25th, 2025, Greg said that Half-Life 3 launches alongside Steam Machine,
but not as a pack-in and is a lock for TGA.
Mike doesn't believe any of them.
On November 25th, or sorry, on November 12, 2025, Blessing says $700 for the 500-gigabyte
steam machine.
Roger says less than that.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know.
That's a tough one.
That's a tough one.
That was before the RAM apocalypse.
That was before the RAM apocalypse.
November 25th, or sorry, November 10th, 2025.
What price will Halo campaign evolve launch at?
Andy says $50.
Roger says $60.
That's to be determined.
TBD.
That's right around the corner.
Right there.
We'll see.
KFGD on December 8th, 2025.
When will Fian and Blade Zero release?
Bless says second quarter,
Barrett says third quarter. Mike says first quarter. Andy gets a pizza if it comes out in the fourth quarter.
I think we decided that like Andy wasn't even there. Andy wasn't there. So we were just like, right now, right now seemingly Bear it's going to get it if it doesn't get delayed.
Yeah. Because I'm out. Yeah. During the Game Awards games cast, Mike says that there will be a tiny Wadow as a charm in the Galaxy Racers game. That could happen. But we don't know. Katie G doesn't know who the bet was against. She says, was it Greg? Was it John
Drake?
Mike just threw it out there.
Mike just threw it out there.
The great internet.
He pizza bed himself.
That's why the top of the episode
I was like, let's do handshakes to like
really cement these things.
Well, then we can delete that.
Candy G, you can delete it.
Another one from December 16th,
Greg says, or Greg bets that
Silk Song expansion won't come out in
2026.
Bruce Straitly says it will.
So we have one against Bruce Strait.
On January 8th,
Stella says Gtina 6 does come out
this year. Greg says it won't.
The pizza bet was for square pie guys specifically.
Wow.
On January 12th, Greg says fable will be out this year.
Blessings, bets it won't be.
So that's another fable bet.
It's a different, but same fable bet there.
Okay, we already did the mic says about the Xbox games.
Oh, we already did some of these.
Y'all during the games cast, you guys predicted what the game of the year was going to be.
I wasn't on that one, but you guys all gave lists.
not going to read them out here, but y'all all gave lists of what you think you'll be
and you attach it to the pizza bed thing. So keep that in mind.
Greg also has another one against somebody in chat.
Greg versus Clawmaster, which sells more, Project Helix or Steam Machine?
Greg says Steam Machine.
We'll see if it ever comes out.
And then our last one here from April 7th, Blessing Betts the audience, a million pizzas
that we never get to play Star Wars Eclipse.
That's another one that I feel like I said as a joke.
I don't think all that serious.
There was no handcheck.
You can't shake the audience.
Well, we need to go back to the sauce here and see.
like did Blessing maybe do a virtual sake
Katie G did say for convenience all super
chat the cost of one pizza if it gets canceled
which you know what Katie G, y'all take you on that one
I'm shaking on that one
those
are our predictions or our pizza bets
as of now hopping over to the super chats
we had a lot coming in during our pizza conversations
Katie G wrote in and says I'm in the UK
couldn't bring myself to use the US
dates thank you if you saw me slipping up on any
of the dates is because yeah she was doing the day
the month and then the year which I'm not my
brain, you know.
Not Calvin Perez says, shout out Rockos
and Bedstai, the best kept secret for
their grandma pie in New York. I've never been there.
I'll try it out next time.
Elcross says New Haven, Connecticut,
best pizza in the country.
What they say? Really? That's what they say.
Okay. Really? New Haven's got the sauce.
That's what they say. Really? Kobe
Arnt writes in and says, Bless, best Seattle
pizza. I'm struggling out here. Move.
Wow.
Talk about no good pizza there. I don't, yeah, I can't think of what the good
Seattle pizza is. I'm sorry, Seattle. I failed you.
But I just can't think of any, which is probably indicative.
Katie G with a $2 super chat handshake.
All right.
You got a KDG.
Souspi, H-EZ 102, writes in and says,
born and raised in St. Louis, so I'm partial to IMO's pizza.
And Cecil Whitakers need that provol cheese.
Oh, provolone.
I need that provolone cheese in my life.
And then claw master writes in it says, I am behind in the Vod,
but regarding the 2X-K-O pizza bet,
I believe it was a pizza bet between which would shut down first,
2XCO or High Guard.
Whoa.
I mean,
somebody might owe Greg a pizza then.
Whoa.
If that's the case.
Wow.
Wow.
And that is it for the kind of funny pizza party.
Wow.
I'm a little disappointed in this side of the table.
Wow.
Why?
Not much pizza consumed.
Oh, yeah, I had one slice.
Me and I were inhaling this pizza, but yeah, okay.
I'm going to eat a slice like in 56 minutes.
Very specific.
I thought it was noon that you stopped your fast.
No, it just depends on whatever time I ended the night before.
So how late were you eating?
Wait, so when? How late were you eating?
Well, I was just snacking.
I wasn't eating like a meal, but like it was like.
But how late in the night, though?
It was like 9.40 something.
Oh.
I was eating sunflower seeds.
You got to stop.
Did you combine the flavors again?
It's so good, yes.
We talked about this.
You got to stop.
Just don't listen to round.
Just drink a lot.
of water. It'll balance itself out. So sodium-ed-up. So-soidium-filled. So-u-ed-sued. So-u-ed-ed-dium-pilled.
I'm trying to find Cliff still. I can't do it. Cliff Mcduff? Yeah, I'm trying to figure out.
People are saying Cliff McDuff on Twitter. There's like, oh, protagious name.
Dude, I read a Simon Cardi preview where he called him Cliff McDuff. And I'm like,
what was your source? Call up Simon right now. I bet you there was like a preview document.
You got Simon's number? I bet you there was like some info dock during the preview where
where, like, they give the game details for people writing articles. And it's like you play as
Cliff McDuff.
Yeah, I'm sure it said Cliff McDuff.
And then, like, later on, they're like, actually, fuck it.
He's not McDuff.
He's not McDuff.
And you're not watching this Game's cast anymore because we're at the end of it.
Thank you audience for hanging out.
Hey, I hope y'all ate pizza alongside with us.
Hey, I should have said that at the beginning of the episode.
That's a great call.
Yeah.
Barry, in the post edit for this episode, put in...
This is live, sorry.
Oh, no.
Are we always live?
Yes, right here on YouTube.com slash kind of funny games and Twitch.
Is that where the SuperCats come from?
Yes, exactly.
Whoa.
I thought those were seated.
I thought Roger were all though.
I thought I was writing those soon.
Dang.
That's what I do mostly.
That's my job.
And what do you do?
I don't know.
Apparently just throwing the garbage.
Spend time with me.
Don't caress my back.
Yeah, that was kind of crazy.
I'm going to fall asleep after this.
After this, we have in review,
is it'll be Lord of the Rings in review.
And then after that, I'm going to play some invincible verses.
Whoa!
There's an open beta happening right now.
And so I'm going in, fighting game Poppy is going to take on invincible versus.
I'm going to play his conquest if he's in there because I like conquest.
He's really mean in the show, though.
Really mean in the show.
Are you all caught up?
No.
Oh.
Should we be watching the boys right now as well?
Yeah.
There's like a million shows.
There's a lot of shows.
There's the boys.
There are doubles.
A lot of game.
Derr doubles killing it.
Even though me and Barry
kind of went back and forth
on the latest few episodes,
but I like the episodes.
A lot of good shit.
Tune into that good shit right after this.
Until next time, it's been our pleasure to serve you.
