Kinda Funny Gamescast: Video Game Podcast - Cashing in on Our Pizza Bets (Kinda Funny's First Pizza Party) - Kinda Funny Gamescast

Episode Date: April 9, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at RocketMoney.com slash Kind of Funny. Head to FactorMeals.com slash Kind of Funny 50 off and use code Kind of Funny 50 off to get 50% off and free daily greens per box with new subscriptions on. If you want to get our shows ad free and our exclusive shows, go to Patreon.com slash Kind of Funny. Yo, what's up? Welcome to Kind of Funny Gamescast for Wednesday, April 9th, April 9th, Andy. None of that March stuff you can do it over there on Game. That's crazy. March shit.
Starting point is 00:00:39 I'm hearing you call it a month. March all month. Come on, it's April. Look at the doc. April. Goodness gracious. April 9th,
Starting point is 00:00:45 2026. I'm one of your host, blessing Adiae Jr. I'm joined by the Master of Hype. Snowbike Mike. Les, thanks for putting this on.
Starting point is 00:00:51 Thanks for making sure I'm on it. Oh, because I'm excited for this episode today. This is a really fun episode. We're also joined by the tastemaker, Roger, the corny. A lot of wrongs are going to be righted today.
Starting point is 00:01:03 Oh. Blessing. What are you looking at a beat for? I didn't rock. We're going to have a conversation. We're going to have a conversation. And of course, we're joined by the one and only. Nitro Rifle, Andy Cortez.
Starting point is 00:01:12 I'm going to be reminded about a lot of wrongs being righted. I don't remember these bets. Well, shout out. We threw out a lot of bets. We've done a lot of bets. What do I told you that? We threw out more bets than you might think. Shout out to the one and only Katie G,
Starting point is 00:01:27 aka Katie Gallagher, who has helped record the pizza bets. The rhythm. Even though the cast and the, staff here kind of funny, we're asked to record our own pizza bets. Let me tell you. I compared the sheet that we have versus the sheet that KDG has. Who's not tracking there? Y'all got to track your pizza bets. We got to remember. I got to be honest, I think I think I muted that Slack channel. I forgot about it.
Starting point is 00:01:51 That's a Slack channel? There's a Slack channel? Right? No, it's a, it's a link. It's a Google show. Oh, I thought it's a Slack channel. We have an internal link. Don't say it, because we don't want other people to get there. We have an internal link that you go to when you're, when we make a pizza bet, go in there, put it in the information. But we have Katie G to save us. Of course. No one told me about that. We lose a slack. The whole thing. That's the slack. I muted that one.
Starting point is 00:02:13 You muted the general slack channel. Of course, this is Kind of Funny Gamescast. If you're watching live, you can be a part of the show by super chatting in over on YouTube.com slash Kind of Funny Games. Remember, we couldn't do this with our producers over on Patreon.com slash Kind of Funny. So thank you to Carl Jacobs, Omega Buster, and
Starting point is 00:02:29 Delaney the Somme twining. For now, let's begin with topic of the show. Tots. Tots. Zaza. Hey, that's good. That's good. It's pizza.
Starting point is 00:02:43 Pizza Day. It's kind of Funney's first pizza party, everybody. Come on, clap it up. Come on, clap it up. Clap it up. Order some pizza, everybody. Of course, oh, thank you so much for here for bringing up the pizza bet jingle and graphic that we have made.
Starting point is 00:02:56 Of course, here, at Kind of Funny, we have a tradition that started probably within the last few years of whenever there's a disagreement, we make a pizza bet. And so me and Roger are like, oh, I think. X thing, Rogers things Y thing. All right, you feel that so strongly? Let's make a pizza bet. Turns out Crimson Desert isn't going to sell 10 million copies a week. We'll talk about it.
Starting point is 00:03:15 All right. Internal numbers, you never know. This guy's still in March, just like Andy. Jump to the future. Of course, we're doing this pizza party. I got a super chat question for you guys. What's your favorite pizza spot? And what are your favorite toppings?
Starting point is 00:03:29 Oh, I like this. Yeah. That's good. Let's have a conversation, everybody, in the super chats. Again, like I said, shout out to KDG for helping us track a lot of these things. I've combined our internal tracking with Katie G's tracking to help us check up on a lot of these things. Because we are going to be cashing in some pizza bets today. We're also going to be checking in on a large list of pizza bets.
Starting point is 00:03:51 Wow. A large list. A large list. I haven't divided. People just be whipping out bets. Okay? You all do be whipping out bets. I haven't divided into three different categories.
Starting point is 00:04:01 All right. Our cashing category, those are the bets that we're cashing in today, right here, right now. have our decidables. That's the category that we can maybe make a verdict right here. Oh. Right now. They're kind of pending, but like I think we can get to the bottom of this. I'm excited.
Starting point is 00:04:17 And then we have our pending. These are the pizza bets that are still wait. We've got to wait to see what happens. We can predict. We can predict. So we're going to start off with our cash-ins here. Oh. Well, really quick.
Starting point is 00:04:31 What's up? Pizza party wouldn't be a pizza party without some Coca-Cola. Oh, okay? Oh, shit. I wanted to make sure. Not sponsored. I know you guys got your diet. Cokes, you know what I mean? But I wanted to make sure
Starting point is 00:04:39 you're a Diet Coke guy now too? I'm a Coke Zero guy, yeah. Wow. Wow, I didn't know that but I'm trying to you heard it you heard it's news to me the summer's coming coming through you want this? Well I was gonna go exchange for a CZ oh thank you oh thank you I am I think only one now drinking the original coax I do every once in a while yeah yeah it makes my teeth real gritty okay that seems like a personal issue. So they're gonna through I'm trying to get come on I'm trying to get that six-pack teeth
Starting point is 00:05:07 Ritty. With the regular cooks, I feel him. Did you know that? You know, like, when you grind your teeth and it's like there's a little bit of like... Yeah, I do that at night. Yeah. I feel like cope. Really bad. It's not good. I'll be grinding my sleep. There's no C. Give me a diet. Wow. I'll take a diet. Well, then let's get to it then. Let's crack it open. Yeah. Crack it open, everybody.
Starting point is 00:05:25 As we're doing this, right, another thing I want to shout out. Again, I said, Cass, let's be more diligent about recording our pizza bets. The other thing I want to, I want to say, because KD has some stuff in there where I'm like, was this really a pizza bet? Or was this just a statement that somebody was just joking? You know, was I joking when I said? Yeah, exactly. Sometimes we cross our fingers behind our back. Sometimes.
Starting point is 00:05:45 Sometimes I'm a goofy guy. Sometimes I'm being a goofy guy. Silly guys. I want to make a declaration here. And we can brief Greg and Tim when they show up. A pizza bet is only official if the handshake occurs. I agree. You got to do a handshake.
Starting point is 00:06:01 It could be a virtual handshake if it's me and Barrett or whatever, but we have to do some sort of handshake. Things are getting officially here. I like that. I'd like to say another thing. I'd like to apologize to you, commission. Oh, okay. I failed a pizza bet, and I bought the pizza that day,
Starting point is 00:06:14 because I'm a Johnny on the spot type of guy. And maybe I selfishly just wanted to eat pizza that day. So I will hold my pizza cash-ins when I'm, when I owe to buy somebody that, I'll do it for the party. That's okay, Mike, because I feel like we're, today is the first day of us trying to officialize and reel in what these pizza bets can be.
Starting point is 00:06:33 Because I look at this pizza bed episode is the thing that can happen multiple times throughout the year. We have so many pizza bets that we can do this two times, three times, maybe four times. This could maybe be more than one beer, two beers, two pizzas. Um, and so yeah, Handshake makes the bet official. Cast.
Starting point is 00:06:51 Are you guys ready to get into the bets that we're caching today? Let's start off one. This is from our personal data here, our personal sheet. Probably the most high profile one we've had recently. On March 19th, Raj.
Starting point is 00:07:07 and myself had a bet. Crimson Desert will sell 10 million copies in one week. Roger said yes. Wow. Well, the reason why, let's talk through it.
Starting point is 00:07:17 Let's talk through it, everybody. The reason why is because we were talking about how it was going to perform comparatively to Black Mouth Wukong, and it was like the hype, the reviews weren't that great, but there was a lot of hype behind it.
Starting point is 00:07:29 So I was like, hey, this game, the streets are talking. You know, people are walking up to me. And they were saying, hey, what's going on with this game? People are like, maybe this is the one, right? So I was looking at Black McWu-Kong.
Starting point is 00:07:38 That's all 10 million in three days, I believe. So I was like, really? A week? You know, three? Oh, seven days is bigger than three? You know what I mean? Gives them time. It felt like a slam dunk.
Starting point is 00:07:47 I think the thing that you had wrong there is that Blackmouth Wu-Kong had the backing of the Chinese government. That is true. That is true. And the entire. And it's a story about Sun Wukong and like Journey to the West and all of that. Yeah. I mean, this is the journey of Cliff. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:01 Cliff McBoof. Yeah, journey to the desert. Yeah. Which we'll get to Cliff McDuff in a second, all right? That's another thing that we've got to talk about. Oh, will we? I said no. We have confirmation.
Starting point is 00:08:12 Crimson Desert sold out, I think, 4 million copies. Close. Four million within two weeks of sale. Hey, that's close, everybody. And here's the issue, though. Almost half. We don't really know the internal numbers. Yeah, we do.
Starting point is 00:08:23 They have to share the numbers. I think this is them. Yeah, I think they said this. What if they know it's maybe 12? And then they're just like, hey, we don't want to, we don't want to make everyone feel bad. We don't want. We don't want investors to get to invest more money. And the trial.
Starting point is 00:08:36 time to see everyone struggling. They see the cube will save us going up under in three weeks. They're looking around there saying, we don't want to make them feel bad. We sold 25 million copies. It's a very valid point. Could be coming through. You don't know. Did you get that confirmed? That's a good point. That's a lie. That's not a good point.
Starting point is 00:08:52 Joey, if you're in the back, if you can bring out the first pizza, I already ordered it. I knew it. Yeah. Yeah, if we can get out the first pizza out here. And you said you wanted what type of pizza. That's also someone we should cover. Is it per person? Are we just doing a pizza hot thing? What's the vibe in terms of the pizza itself? Pizza Hut's got a sponsor.
Starting point is 00:09:08 Yeah, it's got to be pizza hood. I mean, I'm always asking for a pepperoni. You guys both said two different things. Pizza Hut much be the official pizza. They got to step up and sponsor. Yeah. Here's what I'll say. I don't need the sponsorship pizza. I will sing your praise.
Starting point is 00:09:27 I got you a beautiful, large pepperoni pizza. Wow. Wow. Come on. Goodness. That looks like straight out of a marketing material. Exactly. Delicious looking.
Starting point is 00:09:38 I love that. Mr. Pizza Hut himself. We will be eating on this podcast, by the way. I know a lot of people. I'll get to eat right now. I have to wait. My time isn't up yet. Don't worry.
Starting point is 00:09:50 I'll eat for him. Give me two slices. You got 23 minutes left, Andy. Never seen somebody so mad at somebody else bettering themselves. He's my best friend. I'm going to be encouraging and be proud of it, but I'm not happy with him.
Starting point is 00:10:05 All right. So that's our first. cash. The next cash I have here comes courtesy of the one, the only, Katie G, who did her own stack tracking. And I like how she does hers because for ours, we have like a lot of different things that we keep track of, right? The date, what the bet is, who the participants are, the then we get into like the nitty radio of like, all right, what's the show, what's the time code, what's the file name, and then one's the bet end? Katie G. Katie G, what's your Vam? I'm saying you like, yeah, let's buy Katie G a pizza.
Starting point is 00:10:36 does is a repeat. We're going to get you a pizza. The way Katie, I like that. The way Katie G divides it in her sheet, she goes, what's the sauce? Okay, the source. And so for this one,
Starting point is 00:10:47 it'll be KFGD November 11th, 2025. What's the base, which is the bet itself? For this one, it is, will actual, will the actual rocket in the Mario Galaxy movie?
Starting point is 00:10:59 Well, no, hold me saying again. Will the actual rocket be in the Mario Galaxy movie? I see. So this is a bet between me and Tim, where there's a rocket in one of the Mario's that flies into space. Me and Tim had a conversation.
Starting point is 00:11:12 What the fuck are y'all saying? There's a rocket? Like a ship? Yeah, there's a rocket ship in one of the Mario games. In like a recent one? In an old one, I'm pretty sure. Oh. Okay.
Starting point is 00:11:21 I want to say, chat, what is it? It might be Mario Brothers, too. And there was a pizza bet about this? Yeah. And the pizza bet was? That's like an Easter. You're talking about this? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:32 This thing? No, I thought it was a 2D rocket. Oh, hold on. Super Mario Brothers 2. Right? Mario 2 Rocket. Mini Rocket. I mean, that looks like a 3D version of this rocket.
Starting point is 00:11:44 Okay, I do know this one. So me and Tim were having a conversation on November 11th, 2025. About whether or not this rocket's going to be. Tim said we're going to see this rocket and that's how to get into space. I said, no, it's either going to be a pipe or it's going to be a launch star that launches them into space. And so I won the pizza bit. unfortunately Tim's not here. God damn it, Tim.
Starting point is 00:12:07 And so I'm going to keep this pizza bed on the dock. Okay. I like it. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. I was going to say, we have this card. We can just make that happen.
Starting point is 00:12:14 I mean. Oh, you said card. Here's the thing, right? We got a lot more. Yeah, he just left it here versus the other kid. We got a lot more room for more pizza today. Okay. Because let's transition into the decidables.
Starting point is 00:12:28 Oh. All right. These are the ones that we can maybe decide right now. And who gets to decide? Is it me and Mike? All of us together. we get to decide. Me and Mike.
Starting point is 00:12:37 On March 24th, 2026, me and Andy were having a conversation on a kind of funny games daily. We're having a conversation about the one and only Cliff McDuff.
Starting point is 00:12:49 Oh! Allegedly. The conversation was about is his last name McDuff? Because Andy swore that he heard his name be Cliff McDuff.
Starting point is 00:13:00 And I was like, there's no way his last name is McDuff. So he made a pizza bed about it. Andy said his name is McDuff. Duff. I said his name is not McDuff. Barrett, I see you have your cursor on the link.
Starting point is 00:13:09 Do you want to go to that link here? We know that feeling. When Cliff, you know, stopped being McDuff, which was a considerable amount of time in to the recording of this. He was McDuff originally, which is hilarious because I played McDuff last year. Okay. Pause it there. Pause it there. That's Cliff's a voice actor.
Starting point is 00:13:26 And he said Cliff stopped being McDuff. This is from Crimson Desert for anyone who doesn't know who Cliff or Cliff McDuff is. Good call. And you guys were debating. Where did McDuff? Like, how did you know about McDuff? I'm very confused by this. I heard about McDuff because I was watching a lot of their videos.
Starting point is 00:13:41 Okay. A lot of the Crimson Desert videos that they were releasing of like, this is what the game is. Here's a gameplay is. And I'd heard the name several times, Cliff McDuff. And as the voice actor mentioned there, until very, very late into development, he was Cliff McDuff. So this wasn't one of the situations where I just kind of came up with something out of nowhere.
Starting point is 00:14:00 And nothing in the game ever tells you that his name isn't, So I was just like, they don't say his last name, but I saw all those earlier developer videos saying that his name is McDuff. And then, Blessing, what was your take on this? That I didn't hear the word, the word McDuff at all when I was playing the name. I don't believe his last name is Big Duff. It's also like an interesting way where he worded it too, or it sounded, it almost, he makes it sound like it was McDuff for a while. And then it was Cliff in this interview, at least. Can you play it back?
Starting point is 00:14:29 I wonder, is there more context around it? Which was a considerable amount of time in to the recording. but we started off recording with cards of the different parts of Paiwell and then yeah you remember those out yeah this is from friends per second by the way
Starting point is 00:14:46 for audio listening shout out friends per second great podcast great people yeah yeah yeah as Barry looks for it I guess Roger and Mike would be the judges the judges the judges we always are about this one if I was just taking out the clip
Starting point is 00:15:00 right here Roger yep we know that feeling When Cliff, you know, stopped being McDuff, which was a considerable amount of time in to the recording of this, he was McDuff recently, which is hilarious because I played McDuff last year. Okay. That's great. You know, once they settled on Cliff, I just kept pushing and pushing and pushing about story. Okay. Does I remember?
Starting point is 00:15:25 Once they settled on Cliff. He said I played McDuff. Yeah, because Cliff was named McDuff. That was the name McDuff. that was the name of the... How I took this... Oh, okay. Cliff is McDuff for a long time
Starting point is 00:15:38 while they're doing the pre-recording and setting up of the world. And then they said, you know what? His name isn't McDuff anymore. It's Cliff. That's when he said, then I became Cliff, which is the character. So that's how I interpret it.
Starting point is 00:15:50 So to me, I don't interpret it ever as his full name being Cliff McDuff. I remember laughing and reacting to their videos and going, there's no way they named this man Cliff McDuff. That's a dumbass name. And I started making the jokes of like, that's the new Katie Yeager.
Starting point is 00:16:08 And like I started making those jokes of like the awful character names from different like pieces of media that we've all watched and consumed over the past. Now for Andy, this was sports here. I'm going to take it there as well as a judge right now. I need clear and definitive evidence. Yes. That this is true or not true, right? I need to see the ball cross the line. And right now, no one has brought up any sort of last name in front of me.
Starting point is 00:16:32 Someone's got to show me the developer video That says McDuffin. We got to get to them. Because I think I'm willing to give it to Andy If they find an official developer video that says McDuffin it Because I don't care if the developers are saying, hey, this character's named Cliff McDuff, I don't care if you change it by the time. Like the developer shit is show.
Starting point is 00:16:50 My argument is that his name's not Cliff McDuff anymore. Hold up, hold up. Can I get that? Well, I mean, why would he know about that? I mean, you're watching all of the lead up to the fucking thing. You're watching the official developers stuff. Do I have the link? I don't have the link.
Starting point is 00:17:01 I have the which KHD it was. Hold on. Let me see if I can find the link in the time code to the KHD where me and Andy are talking about this. If I get Cliff McDuff in my head, right? And to me, he's Cliff McDuff, Clif McDuff leading up to the game coming out. And the game comes out. I'm just like, here's Cliff McDuff. Oh, I didn't know that says otherwise, you know?
Starting point is 00:17:19 I'm with Andy on that one. If I start the video game and then he goes, by the way, my name's only Cliff, I don't have a last name. Then I'd be like, oh, okay, maybe they changed it recently. But it's like, hey, man, I was just going based off what they were saying. If I was watching a bunch of like developer interviews and developer commentary on GTA4
Starting point is 00:17:36 and they're like his name is Nico Curtis Bellick I play the game and they just call Nico Bellick I'm assuming his middle name is Curtis Belich yeah but then if they say oh in an interview oh by the way is actually the middle name is not Curtis anymore that feels like a technicality.
Starting point is 00:17:51 I just dropped right under the thing a link to the episode for me and Andy have the conversation with the time code next to it being an hour hour and three minutes into the episode. So we can see the context. This is a good conversation because I'm not sure the entire context. I need to see the context.
Starting point is 00:18:08 And so let's see if we can get a bit deeper into it. Hour and three. Almost there. Let's go here. Did you make that up? Did you make that up, chat? Did you just fuck? Are you fucking with me?
Starting point is 00:18:21 Chad, is he fucking with me? Where'd you hear that? Like Swahili culture like that. I read it somewhere. I forgot where I read it. According to the Crimson Desert Wiki Cliff doesn't have a state the last name, so McDuff is still, it's definitely McDuff. Where'd you hear that? In the game?
Starting point is 00:18:38 Did you make that up? You just fuck, did you? Are you fucking with me? Chad, is he fucking with me? You're fucking with me. Where did I get McDuff at? I was like, this is the way it's an amazing clip, by the way. Mcduff?
Starting point is 00:18:56 She was just made up McDuff? I swear it was McDuff. And like, you corrected it and you're like, but it's with an A. That's crazy. I see it. I see it.
Starting point is 00:19:06 It's a premonition thing to do the extreme. It's just, it's a premonition. I swear it is, Erdy Cooper says it is absolutely McDuff. I'm telling you, man, before the game came out,
Starting point is 00:19:15 I remember watching their videos that they were putting out being like here, and in this world, Cliff McDuff is the fucking guy. It's guys, I don't remember seeing his name McDuff in the game. Pizza butt.
Starting point is 00:19:27 Pizza butt. Pizza butt. Because I don't totally not. Actually, you fuck it. Pizza bet. It's got to be McDuff. His name was not Big Duff. It's got to be McDuff.
Starting point is 00:19:37 There's a chance I didn't put this on YouTube. This may just be one of those that I watched in the middle of. I'm going to look up their videos. I'm going to look up their videos. Well, he got McDuff correct. Like, it was like, it was a thing. It was a thing. It sounded like a hallucinate.
Starting point is 00:19:49 Yeah. No, yeah. Here's the thing. I believe, I believe all that, right? And I believe, I think his name might have formerly been Cliff McDuff. Because I remember reading an IGN preview later in that episode that said, Cliff McDuff. But I just fucked it up.
Starting point is 00:20:02 Oh, it was Simon Cardi's article. Yeah. But I don't think his name is McDuff anymore. I think now it's just Cliff. I think they took his last name out of it. All right. I think we figured this out. So Mike and Roger, you got to figure this out.
Starting point is 00:20:12 Mike, I think this is pretty split in the middle. I think they both have to go 50-50 on a pizza. And they have to split this pizza. Yeah. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. Unless Mike was a bite.
Starting point is 00:20:22 Unless Mike, you really believe that this is, it's all on you, Mike. I mean, I didn't get clear and definitive evidence that his, that his name was Cliff McDuff. As of right now, it is just Cliff to me. In that clip with the voice actor, it is Cliff. So I am on the side of Blessing Eddie OIA Jr. Barrett, what do you think? Bear, you're the tiebreaker here.
Starting point is 00:20:43 Yeah, oh, man, I would have to go. I think hearing both sides, being swayed one way, being swayed another, I think I would have to go with Roger here. I think it's one of those, you know, like, we understand that Andy didn't get McDuff from nowhere. but it's also one of those weird ones where it's like, I don't know. Or if we're talking about it, right? The whole thing about losing a pizza bed, right, is that you should lose, right? You should feel like you lost something, right?
Starting point is 00:21:10 So they both should split a pizza and then they can't eat it. And he should break his fast. Or no, they both have to buy a pizza, but for the three of us. That's what I'm saying. I think that's a great call. I think they have to split a pizza. But are you setting a president now that like from this four? Obama? We're going to have to do it.
Starting point is 00:21:30 I'm going to joke Are you setting a bad moment here? I'm going to go back eating pizza. Are you setting a U.S. president right now? All right. I think I like that decision. So me and Indy are going to go 50-50 on a pizza.
Starting point is 00:21:50 I like that. That'll go to Roger, Mike, and Bear. Go to E. Noel. We'll bring in the next pizza. This one's going to Roger and Mike. You just have to watch it in the Wow. We don't watch them eat it. The cut chair over here. You know in that case, let me that pizza. You're not having any more of that piece. Yeah, you can have that's my pizza. Yeah. Oh, I've already
Starting point is 00:22:06 destroyed this pizza. I'm setting a president. I'm forced licensing. Hey, Joey. Give it up for Joey. As Joey's bringing in this pizza, we do have two more decidibles left on the board. Let's bring in our next
Starting point is 00:22:24 decidable. Real quick, one thing I do want to tease for later is that Joey the MVP you're bringing in the pizza also Joey star and co-star of the upcoming in-review episode where her and blessing watched Fellowship of the Ring for the very first
Starting point is 00:22:40 time and they gave all of their thoughts and the results may shock you or they may not can I tell you probably my favorite in review that I've been in or been on. Wow. Yeah. I've not been on that many interviews. I'll tell you what Joey and I spoke last night. She said this one was a great in review. Really? Fantastic.
Starting point is 00:22:56 One of the best. Like an hour and a half. Okay, that's really good. Yeah. Our next Decidable, this is courtesy of KDG. This happened on the 18th of December, 2025. Katie, G, are you from the UK? Because you're putting the days before the month.
Starting point is 00:23:12 So the sauce is from a games cast on December 18th, 2025. The bass goes like this. Mike bets that Silk Song will be number two on Kind of Funniest game of the year. Barrett bets that it won't. Probably D-K, Hades 2, Silk Song will be in the 5 to 6 range. The result, Silk Song was number three. Dispatch was to Mike O's Barrett a pizza. Damn.
Starting point is 00:23:39 That's close. Damn. Yeah. So that's a thing that's a decidable, honestly. That one actually belongs. That one's a clear. That one's belongs in the caching one. Put it in the cash for the next piece.
Starting point is 00:23:47 Conclusive evidence right there. Conclusive evidence. Yeah, I'll cash it in for the next episode. Now, which one did I cash in and which pizza did I already buy? Yeah, did you maybe already cash this? I bought a pizza for something. You did, I remember. You remember what it is?
Starting point is 00:23:58 I don't remember. Well, you ate a lot of that pizza. You did eat a lot of that pizza. I didn't get to decide what the pizza was. It didn't really feel like... We got to stop going to donuts. Yeah, you agree. And donuts is an insane price.
Starting point is 00:24:09 Yeah, it was a lot of money. We're a pizza hut and Costco family now. So yeah, we'll charge that one to the game. You already, you already ordered a pizza before. Well, but again, to me, but I didn't get to decide the pizza. I like that. He ate most of the pizza. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:24:22 I don't know if that's really cashing in a pizza. Well, there's two pizzas. I always ordered two for the company. Oh, that's sweet. Well, then we have one. We have one more decidable here. This one comes from the Xbox reaction on January. Okay, let's stop everybody.
Starting point is 00:24:33 Andy is furiously. Well, I'm looking through all there's now. He's looking at every single Crimson Desert developer commentary. Going into the transcript and control effing Mcduff, Macduff, MC, Jop. Roger talking about this transcript. It's awesome. This is a good feature. This is like snow bike bike right now.
Starting point is 00:24:54 Yeah, you don't have to. This is a great feature. Thank you for D.C. I had no idea this should exist. Yeah, you got to try more, like, different ways. Just search Duff. Yeah, D-U-F. But, like, the word doesn't start with D-U-F, so, like, what did you even give me?
Starting point is 00:25:11 Yeah, exactly. It'll just find any instance of Duff within a word. It doesn't need to find, like, the beginning. Wait, hold on. When you control F, are you typing in the full word? Well, I know the way it works for, like, docs and stuff, but I don't know if it works that way of, like, written, like, or spoken word. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:25:26 Okay. But you're going through the entire website instead of doing like the search box what you're doing right now. Hmm. There's a lot going on here.
Starting point is 00:25:36 All right, our last decidable that we have here. Again, the sauce is from the Xbox reaction from January 22nd, 2026.
Starting point is 00:25:44 Mike says Fable is coming in the first half of the year. Greg says that it's not. I mean, I don't know if this can be decided.
Starting point is 00:25:54 Well, we know it's not coming in the first half, right? Oh, Yeah, I guess- Well, in Jill June. I mean, we could wait until we can... It's Joe June.
Starting point is 00:26:00 Who knows? They might move it up. You have to hit an enter in order for the results of Bobbo, Bras. Do you know that? Because if I control F... He went through maybe 15 videos. If I control F, if I control it, it pops up automatically. Here, I'm typing in four different words and it keeps saying no results final.
Starting point is 00:26:20 I'm like, oh, damn, there's none of that here. You have to hit Enter. Wow. It is funny, you know. Let me run the adults are here and we're a fucking mess. Let me go to the last five episodes. Now, here's the thing. thing, right? We can put that.
Starting point is 00:26:30 We can put a pin in that until June. They did say autumn. So I forgot that they put like a like a section on it. It does seem like I will be paying for that one. Yeah. You know what I mean? As of right now, it's tracking. This one might not even release this year. So we will see. True. It's all gears your day all day.
Starting point is 00:26:48 But I think the only thing Greg said is that it's not releasing the first half. So I think he gets it no matter what. He gets in no matter. Even if it gets delayed to 2027. I don't see that's pushed up. Now here's the thing, right? We do have a third pizza out there. that I thought was going to get redeemed
Starting point is 00:27:01 between one of these bets. And so, like, this is what I say. Barry, if you want that last pizza that's out on the table, we can use that as like the last bet here. Make sure they eat. Mike, old you. Are you eating pizza? Yeah, you're going to have that entire pizza.
Starting point is 00:27:13 I'm on slice four. Get a slice for it. Yeah, grab that box, back. I just want to talk into Mike here and to say, I want some of the cuck pizza. Yeah, I get some of that cuck pizza. Hey, watching them eat my pizza. That's the cup pepperoni.
Starting point is 00:27:28 Actually, that's a lot. I love watching it. Yeah, eat that picture in front of me. Get in there. Slower. I love watching. We got our last section, the pending section. We have a lot of bets that we can just check up on, have conversations where we think things are leaning.
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Starting point is 00:30:20 Like as he's going into every videotiping in Duff, enter. Now that I know enter words. It changes everything. We're going to figure this out by the end of this episode. That is a promise. Let me tell you. Mike mentioned the cup pepperoni is not as good as this, the regular plain pepperoni, which saddens me. And I'm a cup pepperoni guy.
Starting point is 00:30:39 I like the little grease pool. Yeah. I love cup pepperonies depending on the pizza. Shout out to Buffalo. Great pizza up in New York. You know that, Raj. But this pizza crust to sauce is better than that pizza crust to sauce ratio. Wow.
Starting point is 00:30:54 It's unfortunate. It is unfortunate. I don't know why they're so different. Of course. But I've eaten four slices. There's been not much resistance from my end. I asked people watching, of course, what's your favorite pizza?
Starting point is 00:31:07 What's your favorite pizza spot? What are your favorite? What are your favorite? Toppings. Yel Singh writes in and says anyone who doesn't say local shop is wrong. Where do we staying on that? Like, your local shop? Your local shop?
Starting point is 00:31:16 Oh, man. I mean, I think he's anti-chain. See, here's the deal. You make friends with your local shop. Shout out to Vinnie's pizza up in Tahoe right down the street from me. Vinnie's and I. we got we became good friends right the kid that worked behind the counter that was always crusted in all of the flour yeah so that kid became very good friends with me cliff started to work there
Starting point is 00:31:36 early squirrels friend duff boom every time i'd order a large pizza i'd call bless because i'd walk down there like what up at snowmike mike they're like mike large pizza extra crispy got it i walked down there what happens signed a ten dollar bill here's a large pizza get out of here yeah shout out to avalinos uh that's where i used to go after school every tuesday my mom would give me five bucks. She said, go get a slice or two, get an Arizona. Shout to Olivettos right around the corner. Yeah, some of the best New York, Long Island pizza out there. Shout out Nazarios, which is like a local chain here in
Starting point is 00:32:07 San Francisco. Not even really a chain. They just got like a couple spots out here in SF that I really love. And then there was one that we used to go to when we're living out in the high avenues that I'm trying to find. And it was like an Indian restaurant that was also a pizza place. And like Indian pizza places, fuck. If you ever like come across, those kind of places, like check them out.
Starting point is 00:32:36 Yeah, Golden Gate Indian cuisine and pizza. Oh, yeah. That place was awesome. A little shout out to all my Buffalo New York fans out there, kind of funny best friends. I'm a Nino's pizza guy. My father, a big time, potchi's pizza. They'll tell you that's the fun.
Starting point is 00:32:49 And I'm like, no, it's all about Nino's, dad. I hate you. I just want to need those. Very house-abiding. I don't want to be like you want to go on. Very house-to-bite on the pizza. You draw a line when you're up in Buffalo on the pizza The way.
Starting point is 00:33:05 Shocking, review. On top of this, though, San Francisco. Look that in there. It's Tony's pizza or nothing. It's Tony's pizza or nothing here in San Francisco. Shout out BMW over here. He said, Roger, I'm driving past Alavetto later today. You're literally right walking distance from my house.
Starting point is 00:33:21 Go say hi to my mom. Hang out? Have a good time. Shout out, King Cullen, R-I-B? Crazy. Shout out Jets Pizza, Champaign, Illinois. That was my first Detroit-style pizza, and that took over.
Starting point is 00:33:33 My friend grew. We were at Jets all the time. Here's the thing. I'm not as big into tavern-style pizza. I know Illinois, big into, like, the thin crust cut into squares. I think as a kid... Is that what that is?
Starting point is 00:33:43 I don't know that. Yes, that's what that is, yeah. I fuck with that. All of my friends did. I call them pizza chips. I mean, that's accurate. That's why I didn't, with them. I'm like, I want the thick, like, soft.
Starting point is 00:33:55 You know, I want that pan-style pizza. However, whenever we went to Monocles pizza, which is the tavern-style pizza spot, the chain in the area, that's when you knew it was a party. You know what I mean? Like, that's the place where it's like, all right, we won the soccer game. All the kids are going to go hang out of Monocles. Remember when we went to Chicago together and I tried to forge you to have not only, what's that favorite place? That they all like the sausage place. What's the sausage place that we went to? Oh, I know you're talking about. Portillo's. We went to And then I looked at Bless afterwards.
Starting point is 00:34:23 Mind you it's 9.45 at night. We've got a full day at the convention. I go, here's the deal. They have two iconic pizza restaurants here. If we go Bob, Bomb. Right now, bang, bang. We can get them both. We show them to Giardottis. And I go, all right, Blessing, you have to order this to go, because we have
Starting point is 00:34:39 to go to the next place right now before he closes it. Look at him. Looks at him he goes, can we just enjoy the pizza? I'm like, I just want to eat my deep food pizza. I don't want to go bomb, bomb. I'm not an eater like that But he's gonna put his arm running
Starting point is 00:34:53 And go soak this in bless We'll never be back here man We'll never come back I don't know if I could do two different Deep dish pizza places back to back That's a lot Insane behavior Clint's Roman writes in and says
Starting point is 00:35:06 Thanks bless for always shouting out Olivia Rodriguez Help me win pub trivia last night Domino's in the shower After running a marathon is the best That's cool I like that In the shower bro
Starting point is 00:35:16 I love domino It's a little wet come on Eat in the shower I don't know about that That's pretty dumb Drink Beards shower Oh you're trying No okay
Starting point is 00:35:24 Joshy frog It says Pizza Hut has a space jam Pizza deal right now Is that what this is? No Damn The space jam in general Did they forget that they had
Starting point is 00:35:34 Space Jam marketing material The castle Like ah shit That's LeBron James Like ah shit That was a good movie It was not It was good
Starting point is 00:35:47 It was good You had Don Cheadle dressed up as the fucking computer. It was awful. That was so fun. It was forgettable. And then they were like, oh, look, we brought Michael Jordan. It's Michael B. Jordan. How funny was that?
Starting point is 00:35:58 Come on. I mean, that was a space jam video game during that time, too. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a basketball. No, the basketball game style thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was it an NBA jam?
Starting point is 00:36:08 Yeah. Kind of like, I think? It was. Was it like Michael Jordan chaos in the Windy City when he had his own side-scrolling single player game? Remember Shaq Fu? course I never forget. Jack food too.
Starting point is 00:36:20 Zachary writes in this is actually a kind of funny membership but I'll read it come on thank you so much for that Zachary Happy Pizza Bet Day Gang praying for that white t-shirt Mike because it was a dangerous choice I almost changed t-shirts before this as many of the team know
Starting point is 00:36:32 I got a couple t-shirt options here I got my own little personal clap You definitely do Yeah man the couch is your closet Mike walks out every Friday like he was fired He has a big brown box For some reason And like an Xbox always.
Starting point is 00:36:48 I don't know how to have it. You got to be prepared. Here's the thing. I got to take a pause of super chat. Somebody asked a really good question, which is what is the best frozen pizza? Which the answer is Red Baron. Red Baron.
Starting point is 00:36:57 Red Baron Mexican-style pizza is the best frozen pizza around. I love Red Baron. It's not delivered. It's DeJorno to me. Dejorno had a croissant. Dude. Which was disgustingly good. I think about that all the time.
Starting point is 00:37:10 Like it hurt my tummy because it was just so much butter and just oil. Yeah. It was so fucking sauce. The croissant crust pizza was different. It was so good. Let's get real. There's two that probably are head and shoulders above the rest. Bagel bites and pizza rolls.
Starting point is 00:37:23 No, you guys. Dude, I'm telling you those two. Pizza rolls. It's a different thing. Pizza rolls fucking suck. It's not even pizza. Wow.
Starting point is 00:37:28 It's barely, it's barely pizza. I was so disappointed as a child because I was never a bagel bites household. And I was always a pizza roll household. But you saw the commercials at a ton. Yeah. And then I went across the street, my friend had pizza bagels.
Starting point is 00:37:39 And I was like, oh, this is the promise. It's like mini pizza. This is great. Pizza rolls. It's just mostly fucking sauce. Red Baron has like mini personal. pizzas that are really good.
Starting point is 00:37:48 Mini pepperoni inside of it. Yeah, but they don't have cheese in those ones. So what's the point? No, there isn't. Isn't it the whole thing that they just have the pepperoni? It's usually melted to the top of it. That's why you don't see it. Melting.
Starting point is 00:38:00 Let's get into our pending bets. Again, shout out KDG. And shout out to the cast because I do have quite a few of these that were from our internal Google sheet that were using to track these. But we have a lot of pending ones. So let's start off with one from January 13th. The bet was, Will Fable come out in 2026?
Starting point is 00:38:18 I said no. Greg said yes. Right now I'm leaning towards, I think Greg's going to win this. I think Fable will come out in 2026. As of right now, it is tracking, right? If we're talking about it, if we're going to be real about the four horsemen of Xbox that we've dubbed them, right?
Starting point is 00:38:33 You are looking at that. It is tracking for autumn, holiday. What does that really mean? It is, how do you get away from GTA and make sure that Fable has a good launch? Because this is a big, important title for Xbox. You've got to make sure this launch is stellar. You've got to make sure people are jumping in and have time to explore and
Starting point is 00:38:49 love this game. I think it will have legs. And so I don't think like the launch is like make or break per se, but like of course it is. Like it's got to be a big deal here. Yeah. For context, that was again January 13th. So I believe that was before the Xbox direct where they actually revealed that it's slated for this year. And so it was a shot in the dark of like, no, I don't think Fable's coming out. But now I have more belief. Not 100%, but a little bit more belief. I'd like to see December. December for Fable. I'm going December for Fable. Gears before Grand Theft Auto.
Starting point is 00:39:19 I'd like to go years before Grand Theft Auto. You play gears. The diehard stick with it. Boom, we get taken over by Grand Theft Auto. You play Grand Theft Auto for a month, too. And then when we get to the holidays, December, you want a big open role. If you put out Fable in December, think about it, because you're not going to put out Fable in the second half of December, right?
Starting point is 00:39:36 You can't put that out the week of Christmas. So you're going to put that out in the first half of December when GTA just launched? And do you want to deal with the Pepsi Coke challenge of look what GTA does and what Fable, you know, look at it, you know, Fable just came out
Starting point is 00:39:48 and I can't even do this. Look, let me throw a rock into the water and fucking, you know, little whatever GTA is going to do tech-wise, right? Like,
Starting point is 00:39:56 I don't know. I like, the only reason I like December is because I want them to have more time on it. Like, whatever it gives you most time as possible. Just keep it till 2027.
Starting point is 00:40:04 Yeah. Like, if you're going to take your time with it, I want that game to shine. I think as an open world, like, systemic thing. Like,
Starting point is 00:40:11 you have a lot going on in that game. Get it as far from GTA as possible. Don't let people even try to compare it to that. And then that's the conversation of, then you push it to 2027. February, March, boom. That would be awesome. Yeah, plenty of space. On January 16th, 2026, there was a bet made that
Starting point is 00:40:28 three Xbox games will be on our 2026 game of the year. Greg said two or less. Mike said three plus. I said this a big deal for Xbox. Do you still stand by? We got Fort's a Motor, Fort's Horizon. I think it's an instant win for Mike right here, right? I look
Starting point is 00:40:44 get Fable. If Fable is to come out, I think Fable is a win for Mike right here. Now the conversation was, here's the third one. Here's the third. The four horsemen, gears. I think a lot of us will ride for gears if it delivers. Halo, of course, I think very few will ride. Maybe Mike will ride, but I don't know if that's it. Maybe it's him. But I'm hanging my hat on a halo. Oh, I mean, the gears here. We still have Call of Duty to talk about. You never know what's going to be called. Starfield's always up there. I mean, no, there's no. There's no.
Starting point is 00:41:14 anybody outside Greg. You looked at him for approval. Did you have lost him to be like, oh, yeah. What have he double-dibs? I think it's Gears. Gears has to be the answer there. That's the only one. We have another Minecraft Dungeons game.
Starting point is 00:41:31 There's no way. World of Warcraft, Diablo expansion. No. Okay, that's out. It's got to be gears. Because like, okay, here's the thing. If Gears hits the way that I hope it does, it's definitely on my list.
Starting point is 00:41:43 It would probably be on your list. Andy's been playing the games, right? You're going to try it out. Gears could very well make my... Blessing, we'll try it. Yeah, blessing. Yeah, blessing to try it. Like, I think there is a good amount of us,
Starting point is 00:41:54 especially if... Tim will appreciate gears. If it's a good gears game, Tim will appreciate it. And we know, well, we don't know, but... In my opinion, if they're smart and if they're doing this right, it's not this 38-hour-plus experience. This is going to be hopefully super quick, efficient, get in, get-out, tell an awesome story with great action.
Starting point is 00:42:14 And it's a prequel, so pick up and play, you don't have to have the baggage of the games. You know what we can get people in the office that have not played the other one, say, hey, this is a prequel, just started. And it's going to look crazy. Dude, I'm, I'm so fucking excited for that game, man. I got, I'm telling blessing, joke, like, off the record, but also now it's on the record. When I saw that fucking, that post that it was like, oh, it's like the direct after the Xbox showcases, gears of war. I cried a little bit. I'm so excited for this game.
Starting point is 00:42:41 I'm, like, so emotionally excited for this game. I didn't realize. gears meant that much. Oh, it means so much to me. It's like everything. Yeah, I love it. I'm so excited. Die hard.
Starting point is 00:42:47 So it sounds like right now at this table, Mike is tracking to win this bet. For what? Forza, Gears. And when does that come out, do you think? Which one? Gears?
Starting point is 00:42:57 I'm still putting gears before. And I'm like, that seems really close. I mean, this fall. But yeah. If you're going by the December. Developer Direct,
Starting point is 00:43:04 like it will, I think it'll be fall. I think those games are always coming out in fall when you end. We did Outer Worlds. Or, yeah, Outer Worlds, too. Outer Worlds was like November? .
Starting point is 00:43:12 Yeah, I want to say November for... Maybe an October game, Gears is on October. We still have Call of Duty you got to dance with too. Don't forget about that. Yeah, that's true. You're literally going Halo Gear... Outer World's 2 was October 29th of last year. I feel like Gears and Call of Duty being released within weeks of each other isn't as big of a deal.
Starting point is 00:43:30 I feel like those are different enough. Yeah. I agree. On the same day, maybe on the same episode, I'm actually not sure. There was another bet made. That Lego Batman will be on our game. of the year, 26. Greg said no. Mike said yes. Oh, do you still think so? I'm torn. I think there's a big interest in the office for Lego Batman, and I think if they can deliver it, it looks very good.
Starting point is 00:43:56 It looks promising. We'll see. I think when I think of the Lego games, though, in total, I don't think it's game of the year now, right? It's like an 80, a solid like, hey, this is a great game. I don't think it's just like a, yo, this is it right here. But I do ride for Batman. I could see it if it hits and they learn the lessons from the Skywalker Saga. And it's like not get too bloated, but still have like a lot of that like fun and interesting stuff that they were playing around with in Skywalker Saga. And then also like really lean into the Batman Arkham kind of like flow and combat and all that stuff. I think it could really grab Roger myself and Greg at least. I think you got me, you got Andy about to play City here.
Starting point is 00:44:41 Like you got an opportunity. And Lego's just got the charm in the window. I do think that this is one of those games that we could be very high on once it comes out. But once, you know, actual game of the year comes around, we're going to look around and be like, there's no way. This is our 11-12. It's could be split fiction. 100%. I think there's so many good games that are slated for this year.
Starting point is 00:45:00 When we're having this conversation, we're having the argument between Gears, Fable, and Forza. Like, when those three exist, I'm looking at Batman Lego and I'm like, if we're not sure if all those three are there, I don't know if I'm thinking that Lego Batman's going to be in top 10. You know, not to minimize it, but it is a kid's game, right? It is going for a specific audience. And you watch those trailers and it's like, oh, it's very kiddie. Like, the humor is like that. Oh, we had Astrobot.
Starting point is 00:45:24 Well, sure, but I think it's a different type of thing, right? Like, there's voice acting in this, right? They're going for, like, actual jokes that are just not going to hit for some of us. Like, I think there's, like, family games and there's kids games. And I view Astrobot is like anybody, like, Astrobot, even though kids can play it. Like, they have adults in mind as well while they're developing that game of, like, Oh, we want our full audience to play that. Whereas Lego, I think, is so aimed at kids.
Starting point is 00:45:47 Our next thing. I'm excited, though. I'm super excited to try it out. On February 10th, 2026. This is a tragic one. A bet was made that 2XCO will be shut down in two years. That bet was made by Greg Miller against best friend in chat. Name Herbie.
Starting point is 00:46:05 Wow. He attacked somebody. Named Herbie. We will track your ass down. I hope you're ready to cut the check. is right he says. And this is hilarious because, like, this is in our internal tracking,
Starting point is 00:46:16 meaning that Greg must have opened up. Either Greg or Kevin, because Kevin will do it for us sometimes. But somebody opened up the thing and was like, hey, it's official. It's official. Greg versus Herbie, it's going down. This feels personal for Greg.
Starting point is 00:46:29 I want to listen to the episode because I'm like, what compelled Greg to like say that about 2XCO? Yeah, did Herbie say something really mean or something? Yeah. The chat being like,
Starting point is 00:46:38 no, you fucking idiot. Um, We'll see. I don't really have much about with that one. I could see it either way. I could see it either way. I thought it was timestamp. It's not. Wait, wait, for which one? Well, because the link to the video was there, but I thought...
Starting point is 00:46:54 It's 20 minutes in for the Herbie one. Oh, is that what I said? Yeah, there's another column that said the time, Sam. We have another bet made on February 26th. There will be a core Zelda released in 2026. This is between me and Andy. I said yes. Andy said no.
Starting point is 00:47:15 What's the definition of core? But also, I want to bring it to Katie's tracking of this because the wording is different for Katie. Katie wrote down, Andy says there will be a core Nintendo game Zelda remake this year. Blessing says no. Who's that at? That's in Katie's. Oh, are you in the actual Google sheet? Yes.
Starting point is 00:47:37 Oh, gotcha. Yeah, I was separating them out because, yeah. But I wanted to bring that up because I remember really. that and I was like that there's a different wording here so I want to make sure can we go to the actual thing yeah can we bring up the actual episode I think it's good I don't want the I want the actual thing let's get the actual thing because I'm not doubting that that's the bet but I don't remember the remake part I remember remake being yeah I remember re-it-like he remembers
Starting point is 00:48:02 Mcduff he never forgets but here's the thing I'm gonna lose something big eight is gonna win this there will be something important on in the fall whether it be a come on something else no we're gonna get year two of of this console. It's going to be... We will get a... I guarantee we will get a surprise Zelda game this year.
Starting point is 00:48:18 I don't know what it is. We will get a surprise out of nowhere Zelda game this year. When you say Zelda game, though... I mean, in the same way that we had never, ever heard of fucking the little links away...
Starting point is 00:48:32 Well, I mean, Links Away can remake is another good one, but to think about, but the Zelda top-down one... Echoes of Wizards a Mandy. You know, the one you're playing as Zelda. There's always a... surprise out of nowhere thing that has echoes of wisdom you were working on this whoa
Starting point is 00:48:49 none of this was ever sort of rumored anywhere like there will I know it in my bones there will be a surprise out of nowhere Zelda game coming this year I almost want a pizza bet but I don't know if I got it in me come on because I think you're I think there's a chance stay pizza bet peel don't do it don't let me leave her no don't we're saying it has to be
Starting point is 00:49:10 either that top down 2D or like three Zelda. If it's like, it's a really broad bet. Like Zelda cadence of high rule or something like that. No, no, no, no. No, I, there will be a poor Nintendo team working on a game. Like, I'm not saying a follow up to Tears of the Kingdom 2. I'm saying like it'll be a remake or some shit. Yeah. All right, bet. Made by Grezo made by any other TSD. On 4K, bro. Yeah. Right down. Right it down. All right. You can cut the
Starting point is 00:49:39 cliff. Yeah, no, Andy's going to get that. The rumors are pointing toward there being the Zelda Ocarena remake this year. Dang. How crazy is that though? We're actually like, I feel like we're months away from that actually getting revealed. And I still can't believe it in a way.
Starting point is 00:49:51 I also came. I think I just can't visualize it. Let's just go ahead and look at the prizes for pie punks and what the delivery prices are. If I can have a slice, that'd be great. Of course, they're Detroit's delicious. Just to talk about, like,
Starting point is 00:50:02 what do you guys want from Ocarina of Time in 2026? Mike, you just played it. Obviously, we're waiting for, we're waiting for your full review tomorrow, but like. Hold on. I like this conversation. I feel like this would be actually really great for the review.
Starting point is 00:50:17 Okay. You can give like a sentence, but I want to have the conversation on the review for the bigger conversation about that. What I'm looking for? Yeah. I mean, of course, modern controls, right? I believe on the ad 64, it was a fixed cam. So, like, yeah, you want that free cam ability on that one. I am looking for, like, updated graphics, of course.
Starting point is 00:50:37 But I mean, I guess, like, when I look at it, I'm thinking of, like, yeah, Zelda, Breath of the Wild, like, almost look to it. it right of like in that space everything is upped and that much for me I'm impressed with the game I think it's great I'll put up in there yeah think about it more because I want to revisit that conversation tomorrow our next one but like for real that's the rumor that's this year yeah this year for the remake
Starting point is 00:50:57 I thought that's why you're replaying it no he started it beforehand oh you got something oh that's cute thanks mom we're also coming up on top 100 being due so I feel like everybody I have not been updating my top 100 just so everybody I haven't been updating it I haven't been playing shit. I haven't added any of these games to it.
Starting point is 00:51:15 I go thunder still on top of a legend of Zelda Aquarium of Time. Just a reminder those votes are doing three weeks. Ah, shit. I'll figure out a bunch of games. Yeah, we'll figure that out. So right now you have Man Eater over Ocreena of Time. That's sick.
Starting point is 00:51:27 Man Eater's in there. Aquarium of Time's not even on the list. Final Fantasy 10 is not even on the list. I mean, yeah, Arkham is not on my list. I saw how much your eyes relied on last year when you're playing Final Fantasy. Game was great, man. Witcher 3 is not on your list. Well, not right now.
Starting point is 00:51:44 Well, because I have an update of the list. Oh, you haven't updated. Gotcha, got you, got you. So the rumor is they will come out with a full remake of this game. Yes. This year. Yes. Damn.
Starting point is 00:51:53 That'll be sick to see. So is that a June situation then? Probably where they announce it, yeah. Yeah. announcing it for the, like, they'll announce it during the summer. The rumor is later this year because they want to give some distance between all the Mario stuff happening right now and celebrate it, like full on celebrating Zelda's 40th anniversary. So second half this year
Starting point is 00:52:14 Because I think the other The other thing that came out along with that rumor Is that a Star Fox game Is coming out this summer What temple was really, really Not great in Ocarina? The Water Temple. No, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:52:27 Water Temple is hard, but there's a temple that like, or you get a power that just wasn't It was really quick and it felt like you didn't really earn it. Was it like this? I'm blinking on what power it was. Maybe when you get the light arrows, there was something in the game that was like oh this feels like it was cut content
Starting point is 00:52:44 whatever that was that I'm trying to think of if they like fully realized and gave you like an actual temple went before like make me earn to be I want to have to earn become an old oh my god the family's here
Starting point is 00:53:00 make me earn getting old link you know getting adult link status wait what because I feel like you just got you just kind of got it what being adult link yeah like I I would love to like a challenge before that. There's a lot of dog barking.
Starting point is 00:53:13 There's a ferocious beast in here. You want to get over him, big dog. You want a slice of pizza? Yeah. What's up, homie? How was New York? Cole's had it. Yeah?
Starting point is 00:53:25 Every single time, like, Cole's been in the office lately, right? And like every single time we're eating lunch, Cole just walk up and just stare at you. Like, you know, and like one of it. He's so adorable, but I think he's had it. I think he just had his breaking boy. He was like, yo, I'm about that pizza.
Starting point is 00:53:36 But also, like, he has someone to defend now. Yeah, Joey pointed out of like, he's been chill like all week without them around. Like he loves us and then now he's around. Now there's someone to process. Yeah, it's interesting. We'll talk more about it because yeah. Are you bringing up the reflector shield?
Starting point is 00:53:49 Are you talking about the town teleport? Steve is all the virtual. I just want to let you all know that I predict this, by the way, in the Pills episode. Rodster Domit. I said November, Aquarium of Time remake. Should put pizza on it. Cower. Should have put pizza.
Starting point is 00:54:01 Yeah. I put pizza on everything. I just want to let y'all know. Hollywood reporter is reporting that the middle of your solid movies in the works from the Final Fantasy Destination, or sorry, final destination duo. Okay. We'll talk about that on KFD tomorrow. How many times does this happen?
Starting point is 00:54:13 Yeah. Yeah, but like, you know, last time... This is the first time without that one-vote, Roberts, or whatever. Now we got Zach Lopovsky and Adam B. Stein on it. It's definitely going to happen. There was nothing cool than them interviewing Oscar Isaac for whatever movie he was doing a press tour for, and they were like, he's like, oh, Metal Gear Saw movie. Who would you want to play?
Starting point is 00:54:32 Snake, man, come on. I was like, ah, man, I would kill to have you as our snake. What if he was going to make that? What if he said Oticon? Not a con. Because I can kind of see it. Who? Oscar,
Starting point is 00:54:44 what movie was he like a nerd? You were going to make him be nerdy octagon? No, fuck no. He's snakes. He's too odd to play octagon. He's too snake. He's too snake. No way.
Starting point is 00:54:53 He's snake is right. On the same day, January 26th, me and Greg made a bet about Pocopia. The bet was Pocopia will be in the kind of funny game of the year top five. I said yes. Greg said no. Greg's going to win this pizza. I don't think Pocopia is going to be in the top five.
Starting point is 00:55:08 No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. Joey's not. I'm high on this. I lost momentum on it. And I thought it was going to be a surefire, easy number, like easy top five.
Starting point is 00:55:20 I thought it was going to be easy for just the world. Yeah. I thought this was Animal Crossing New Horizons of the year, which it kind of still. It was for a minute. I think this game is just so overwhelming that like when you stop playing it for a little bit, it's even harder to come back to, like at the Animal Crossing, it's like, oh, you just talk to your villagers,
Starting point is 00:55:35 you know, do your little things. It's like, there's so much in this game. And for me personally, dropping off and then coming back. It's like, oh, I'm kind of like, this is like a whole endeavor. This has to be my life. I think if we were in a pandemic, this would have been even more massive. They nailed this game.
Starting point is 00:55:50 This game through and through is a great to like perfect game of like what the vision was, what the idea was. They nailed it. Here's the thing. A great game. If I'm remixing my bet, I would say that I don't think it's going to be in kind of funny's top five. I could see it being in the game of the year six nominated.
Starting point is 00:56:08 I could see that. Yeah. I think Pocopia has had such a chokehold. I could see that. What's the Roger? Well, because Greg's going to put up really high. I could see like seven to eight. I think it'll be in the top ten.
Starting point is 00:56:19 It's a five through ten window. Yeah, it'll be in the top ten. I don't think it'll be nominated for the game awards. Game Awards, no. I think we should remake Seifu eligible again this year, just to see. I agree.
Starting point is 00:56:33 Why not? Yeah, I like it. That's a great one. I like that. Our last one that's from our internal documentation before we get into some KDG ones. Roger will love grave seasons. Greg says no. Mike says yes.
Starting point is 00:56:46 Roger will love grave seasons. He's pushing this game away from him, but little does he know. He's going to get caught up in this and he's going to fall in love with it. I know it. I can feel it in my heart of... Wow. He knows you better than him, then he runs. This will be it.
Starting point is 00:57:00 I'm in tune with you, Roger. You've got to start stepping out of your box and you love these kind of... We like Fields of Mystery. You love Field of your box, Greg. You like the sexy conversations. You love the cool, flirty characters. Now, what if I said there was a little mystery now into Fields of Mystery? Instead of just, it's all about farming.
Starting point is 00:57:21 Yeah, but this is a mystery. There's a killer on the movie. There's a real mystery here, Roger. This isn't, there's no bullshit mystery. He's a real mystery. Yeah. This does feel like when my dad would be like, you would really like playing baseball. And I'm like, I do not want to fucking play baseball.
Starting point is 00:57:34 I don't want to go outside. I want to stay inside a play. But, no, no, but like, I know you. I know you really like baseball. But then when Coach Mike got you and Leans out to come play. It broke your ankle. You were in. You were in.
Starting point is 00:57:45 You broke my fiance's ankle. Now, can we talk about just playing catch? Andy Cortez, Roger, can you guys buy baseball gloves? Because me and blessing out some, I almost bought one. Barrett, you included on this. I would love that. Let's get outside in the parking lot. Let's throw the ball.
Starting point is 00:57:57 Nick would love this. Nick would love us throwing a fucking ball. He's gone. He's gone. He's gone. There's no bosses here today. We can make whatever we want for real I almost bought a glove of the Salvation Army
Starting point is 00:58:11 I took a photo of it and I said to The way you trailed off there was so funny Give me another guy now if you can I make whatever you want You want a basketball hoop outside I'll buy it I would love that going back to this This is a weird run because I can just like Say I don't like this game
Starting point is 00:58:27 I don't have to play it like there's no Is there like a do I have to play this game? No if it comes to you Yeah let it come to you You could You're the neutral party. You can internal calcium bet like fuck up the bet. Oh, I love that.
Starting point is 00:58:39 If you want to fuck up, you could go to Greg and be like, hey, I will not. How about this? How about this? You could not even touch this game, but I bet you when it comes and it's time.
Starting point is 00:58:47 Or here's the thing. Who is that I would love, Roger? Here's what you got to do. Here's what you got to do. It's a weird one. When the game comes out, Roger,
Starting point is 00:58:54 you go to both Mike and Greg, and you tell them both. What's the both? You tell them both that you love it. Just to see, just to have them get out and be like, I'm looking at it. the transcript.
Starting point is 00:59:06 Okay, okay. I am committing right now on this podcast. When is this game come out? Do we know? Fall. Fall?
Starting point is 00:59:12 Okay, this is the busy season. Let it come to you. I will try this game. Let it come to you. I will try this game. I will play four to five hours of this game. And I will report back.
Starting point is 00:59:21 Give me two nights. Let him meet you where you're at. Yes, exactly. I am promising that I will try four to five hours of this game. I love. Brave seasons comes out August 14th. Ooh, that could be. That could be years of wartime.
Starting point is 00:59:32 Plenty of time. If it comes out within two weeks. Here's a more. Four or back. I'm not playing it. We have like four more pages of this shit. Oh, no. We have a lot of bets out there.
Starting point is 00:59:43 Yeah, we're not going to go through all these. We don't have time to go through all these. But those were all the internal ones we had recorded. KDG has been tracking for a while. There's a bet here that was made in January, 2023. Like, Katie G has been on this. And so I'll read. It was like the oldest one we got.
Starting point is 01:00:02 I think 2020 is the oldest one. So this is from KadyG. April 24th, 2023. Blessing says they'll make original the last of us HBO content.
Starting point is 01:00:12 The majority is new, not just a new episode. Tim says no, they'll wait for factions or part three game first. Season two will be 2025, season three will be
Starting point is 01:00:22 2026. This is a five, and we put a marker on it of like check back in five years. Wow. So in January 2028, we'll return to the speeds a bit.
Starting point is 01:00:32 So what, it's a lot going on. By 2020, there will be like an original Last of Us show or something like. With a new character and a new, okay. I'm saying there will be TV original content for Last of Us. That isn't just an episode. That isn't just an episode like the Bill.
Starting point is 01:00:46 It'll become the Walking Dead situation. The main character will be somebody else or whatever. Yeah, I mean, you're not going to see that for a while, right? Oh, is the next season the last season? Yeah. Okay. Well, that's thing is a lot has changed since we made this bet. This is 2020.
Starting point is 01:00:58 He said they'll wait for factions. Yeah, Tim said they'll wait for factions. So, like, that's where. Yeah. Tim thinks, when Tim said the next season will be this year, or season three will be this year. A lot of this is already Nolan Void, but the main bet was that they'll make original TV content for the last list. It's not based off of source material from the game, which I'm still going to stand by. There's a less likelihood now.
Starting point is 01:01:23 Yeah, because he's been doing the Balders Gate show, right? He's showing the Baldur's Gay show. He's moving on to it. But if it's like a fear of the walking dead situation, HBO gives it to a new showrunner. Yeah, doesn't have to be the same show of runner. Yeah. Um, what's another one here? I want this hoity tooty get off your fucking high horse graveyard disco saying a pizza bed in San Francisco sounds like a bet you want to lose.
Starting point is 01:01:45 Shut the fuck up. So you want to spend money? You know what? Get out of here. Get out of here. Oh, you say, you're trying to say. New York for once. Oh, fucking pizza.
Starting point is 01:01:54 Only pizza with the water and the fucking. Enough. Pizza rocks. Pizza's good here. And look who's most quiet fucking this guy right here. I mean, we're eating fucking pizza hot. Clearly pizza here sucks. That's all we got.
Starting point is 01:02:07 No, that's the only representation of pizza. Totos, $200 to get a fucking... Tony's Napolitano is a world champion. That's a fucking sit-down, Rushrodot. What are you talking about? It's pizza. What do you mean? He has pizza by the slice right next door.
Starting point is 01:02:22 Pizza. It's pizza. Pizza. It's $15 a slice. What are we talking about here? Pizza, Tony's Napolitano. Best pizza in the town. Five puns.
Starting point is 01:02:29 I named Nazarios earlier. What's the other one? It's crazy that you would attack sandwich. Francisco like that. Yeah. That's crazy, Roger. I stand by it. I'm going to rapid fire some of these.
Starting point is 01:02:38 And then all rapid fires and superchats for you. Greg said on November 25th, 2025, Greg said that Half-Life 3 launches alongside Steam Machine, but not as a pack-in and is a lock for TGA. Mike doesn't believe any of them. On November 25th, or sorry, on November 12, 2025, Blessing says $700 for the 500-gigabyte steam machine. Roger says less than that. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:05 I don't know. That's a tough one. That's a tough one. That was before the RAM apocalypse. That was before the RAM apocalypse. November 25th, or sorry, November 10th, 2025. What price will Halo campaign evolve launch at? Andy says $50.
Starting point is 01:03:19 Roger says $60. That's to be determined. TBD. That's right around the corner. Right there. We'll see. KFGD on December 8th, 2025. When will Fian and Blade Zero release?
Starting point is 01:03:30 Bless says second quarter, Barrett says third quarter. Mike says first quarter. Andy gets a pizza if it comes out in the fourth quarter. I think we decided that like Andy wasn't even there. Andy wasn't there. So we were just like, right now, right now seemingly Bear it's going to get it if it doesn't get delayed. Yeah. Because I'm out. Yeah. During the Game Awards games cast, Mike says that there will be a tiny Wadow as a charm in the Galaxy Racers game. That could happen. But we don't know. Katie G doesn't know who the bet was against. She says, was it Greg? Was it John Drake? Mike just threw it out there. Mike just threw it out there. The great internet.
Starting point is 01:04:05 He pizza bed himself. That's why the top of the episode I was like, let's do handshakes to like really cement these things. Well, then we can delete that. Candy G, you can delete it. Another one from December 16th, Greg says, or Greg bets that
Starting point is 01:04:18 Silk Song expansion won't come out in 2026. Bruce Straitly says it will. So we have one against Bruce Strait. On January 8th, Stella says Gtina 6 does come out this year. Greg says it won't. The pizza bet was for square pie guys specifically.
Starting point is 01:04:34 Wow. On January 12th, Greg says fable will be out this year. Blessings, bets it won't be. So that's another fable bet. It's a different, but same fable bet there. Okay, we already did the mic says about the Xbox games. Oh, we already did some of these. Y'all during the games cast, you guys predicted what the game of the year was going to be.
Starting point is 01:04:58 I wasn't on that one, but you guys all gave lists. not going to read them out here, but y'all all gave lists of what you think you'll be and you attach it to the pizza bed thing. So keep that in mind. Greg also has another one against somebody in chat. Greg versus Clawmaster, which sells more, Project Helix or Steam Machine? Greg says Steam Machine. We'll see if it ever comes out. And then our last one here from April 7th, Blessing Betts the audience, a million pizzas
Starting point is 01:05:21 that we never get to play Star Wars Eclipse. That's another one that I feel like I said as a joke. I don't think all that serious. There was no handcheck. You can't shake the audience. Well, we need to go back to the sauce here and see. like did Blessing maybe do a virtual sake Katie G did say for convenience all super
Starting point is 01:05:35 chat the cost of one pizza if it gets canceled which you know what Katie G, y'all take you on that one I'm shaking on that one those are our predictions or our pizza bets as of now hopping over to the super chats we had a lot coming in during our pizza conversations Katie G wrote in and says I'm in the UK
Starting point is 01:05:53 couldn't bring myself to use the US dates thank you if you saw me slipping up on any of the dates is because yeah she was doing the day the month and then the year which I'm not my brain, you know. Not Calvin Perez says, shout out Rockos and Bedstai, the best kept secret for their grandma pie in New York. I've never been there.
Starting point is 01:06:09 I'll try it out next time. Elcross says New Haven, Connecticut, best pizza in the country. What they say? Really? That's what they say. Okay. Really? New Haven's got the sauce. That's what they say. Really? Kobe Arnt writes in and says, Bless, best Seattle pizza. I'm struggling out here. Move.
Starting point is 01:06:25 Wow. Talk about no good pizza there. I don't, yeah, I can't think of what the good Seattle pizza is. I'm sorry, Seattle. I failed you. But I just can't think of any, which is probably indicative. Katie G with a $2 super chat handshake. All right. You got a KDG. Souspi, H-EZ 102, writes in and says,
Starting point is 01:06:44 born and raised in St. Louis, so I'm partial to IMO's pizza. And Cecil Whitakers need that provol cheese. Oh, provolone. I need that provolone cheese in my life. And then claw master writes in it says, I am behind in the Vod, but regarding the 2X-K-O pizza bet, I believe it was a pizza bet between which would shut down first, 2XCO or High Guard.
Starting point is 01:07:06 Whoa. I mean, somebody might owe Greg a pizza then. Whoa. If that's the case. Wow. Wow. And that is it for the kind of funny pizza party.
Starting point is 01:07:15 Wow. I'm a little disappointed in this side of the table. Wow. Why? Not much pizza consumed. Oh, yeah, I had one slice. Me and I were inhaling this pizza, but yeah, okay. I'm going to eat a slice like in 56 minutes.
Starting point is 01:07:31 Very specific. I thought it was noon that you stopped your fast. No, it just depends on whatever time I ended the night before. So how late were you eating? Wait, so when? How late were you eating? Well, I was just snacking. I wasn't eating like a meal, but like it was like. But how late in the night, though?
Starting point is 01:07:51 It was like 9.40 something. Oh. I was eating sunflower seeds. You got to stop. Did you combine the flavors again? It's so good, yes. We talked about this. You got to stop.
Starting point is 01:07:59 Just don't listen to round. Just drink a lot. of water. It'll balance itself out. So sodium-ed-up. So-soidium-filled. So-u-ed-sued. So-u-ed-ed-dium-pilled. I'm trying to find Cliff still. I can't do it. Cliff Mcduff? Yeah, I'm trying to figure out. People are saying Cliff McDuff on Twitter. There's like, oh, protagious name. Dude, I read a Simon Cardi preview where he called him Cliff McDuff. And I'm like, what was your source? Call up Simon right now. I bet you there was like a preview document. You got Simon's number? I bet you there was like some info dock during the preview where
Starting point is 01:08:25 where, like, they give the game details for people writing articles. And it's like you play as Cliff McDuff. Yeah, I'm sure it said Cliff McDuff. And then, like, later on, they're like, actually, fuck it. He's not McDuff. He's not McDuff. And you're not watching this Game's cast anymore because we're at the end of it. Thank you audience for hanging out.
Starting point is 01:08:40 Hey, I hope y'all ate pizza alongside with us. Hey, I should have said that at the beginning of the episode. That's a great call. Yeah. Barry, in the post edit for this episode, put in... This is live, sorry. Oh, no. Are we always live?
Starting point is 01:08:52 Yes, right here on YouTube.com slash kind of funny games and Twitch. Is that where the SuperCats come from? Yes, exactly. Whoa. I thought those were seated. I thought Roger were all though. I thought I was writing those soon. Dang.
Starting point is 01:09:02 That's what I do mostly. That's my job. And what do you do? I don't know. Apparently just throwing the garbage. Spend time with me. Don't caress my back. Yeah, that was kind of crazy.
Starting point is 01:09:13 I'm going to fall asleep after this. After this, we have in review, is it'll be Lord of the Rings in review. And then after that, I'm going to play some invincible verses. Whoa! There's an open beta happening right now. And so I'm going in, fighting game Poppy is going to take on invincible versus. I'm going to play his conquest if he's in there because I like conquest.
Starting point is 01:09:29 He's really mean in the show, though. Really mean in the show. Are you all caught up? No. Oh. Should we be watching the boys right now as well? Yeah. There's like a million shows.
Starting point is 01:09:38 There's a lot of shows. There's the boys. There are doubles. A lot of game. Derr doubles killing it. Even though me and Barry kind of went back and forth on the latest few episodes,
Starting point is 01:09:43 but I like the episodes. A lot of good shit. Tune into that good shit right after this. Until next time, it's been our pleasure to serve you.

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