Kinda Funny Gamescast: Video Game Podcast - Every Game Coming Out in February 2026 - Kinda Funny Gamescast
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What's up everybody?
Welcome to the Kind of Funny Games cast for Friday, January 30th, 2026.
I'm going to be host Greg Miller alongside Forbes 30 under 30,
a.k.a. New York Game Awards nominated.
AKA!
A.k.a. Travel and Poppy.
Blessing. Adioia. Junior.
Good day, Greg. Good day. How are you?
Doing well? How are you doing? Good. I like your Fuser's shirt.
Thank you. Yeah. Shout out to Fuser for sending me this shirt like five or six years ago.
It's impressive. Impressive looks so good.
Because I never wear it. Yeah. Well, okay. Fair enough. You thought it was time to roll it out.
Yeah. Okay. I like the back of it too.
Show the back of it. Turn around. Andy talk a little bit while. So while the back happens.
Andy talk
you show on the back
Thank you
Good nail it Andy
Of course
He's the Hispanic
Heartthrop Texas tree
Latino heat
Clicking heads and ripping
And shrews
And headshot
And three point shooting
Root and Tootin
Nitro rifle
Twitch.
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Andy Cortez
I'm putting us
Above the 5,000 mark
Wow
Well
Doing it yourself
It's happening
No we already got above
The 5,000 mark
Oh it's
Well it didn't update
Oh
What are you talking about
It's updated
Yeah it's updated
Oh I'm putting us up 5500
$500
Damn
Wow
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And rounding out the group
The tastemaker Roger Picorni.
Good day, Kim.
It's a reference.
It's a reference.
It's when I fucked up on the spot.
He didn't know how to say good day, Tim.
Oh, you're referencing yourself.
Yeah, referencing myself.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I still think about it every day.
Every day I wake up, it's like, it just happened.
It just happened, bro.
I'll tell you last night, 80, I got home.
And, man, that's a wave of depression
when I thought about how bad that games daily was.
I leave for two days
I was like oh my god
I couldn't
Jen's like how it was work
I had the worst games daily
in my life
I was exhausted
I was starving
and I couldn't pronounce anything
because of it
It's gonna be a meme
for the rest of my goddamn life
I just saw a Reddit post
I was like
Cairn
You know
What's saying again?
Cairn
Cairn
Cairn
Why do you struggle so hard
Cairn?
This is a dumb word
Cair
It is not real
Not Karen Caren Caren
Karen Caren
Karen
Yeah I saw the Reddit post
I was like
Man nobody
I kind of funny
can read
And I was like
Why do you say
me for.
I have one bad show.
One bad show where every article I couldn't read something in it.
I'm sorry.
You know what I mean?
Fucking talking about hours a duck, eating goddamn shrooms came in all that long.
I'm sorry.
Who's the best reader at kind of funny?
Definitely not me.
Not me, yeah.
I don't know.
Joey read out loud.
But I feel like Joe's really good.
Joe's hosting yesterday.
Joe is hosting yesterday.
Nobody's perfect, right?
I don't vote Tim.
All right.
Really?
I feel Tim oftentimes is powering through.
Like,
you know what I mean?
where to Tim, slow down, take a breath
where he's trying to get the entire paragraph out
when he should be getting one sentence out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bless is real good. Yeah.
Bless is number one.
I've had to practice a lot, though.
I think that's the thing where it's like,
I think it's offensive to come at us
when it's like, oh, for sure.
Yeah, we're all going to have a bad day.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I've seen everybody else struggle too.
I think I'm the best speller.
I'm a pretty good speller.
Spell necessary because I can't.
N-E-C-E-S-A-R-Y.
Necessary.
Damn, there's high.
That's good.
That's good, everybody.
I want the Andy versus Blessing Spelling Me.
I was going to say that's a party mode.
Yeah.
The kind of what he's spelling me.
Nightmare.
Put it on the calendar.
Blessessessary.
Is there like something in there?
Oh.
Like a show.
What?
Or a game showdown like game within the game.
I like that.
Blessess and say,
I'll think about that.
You haven't been around to hear about it.
Uh-huh.
We're doing two more kind of feudies on one day.
Oh, yeah.
They're good.
Oh.
When I'm right, first off, the prizes, very excited about.
Wow.
The one of the finale question of the second episode,
excited about. And then the other
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When I was getting the answer to amulated, like, oh,
they're going to hate the kids. They're going to hate the kids.
I'm already mad. I'm excited.
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A.
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show with what is and forever
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Topic of this show.
Totts. Tots. Tats.
I have a insane Roper report
though today. So I wanted to say it. Yeah, you want to
say it.
Today's topic of
course is every game coming
out in February 2026.
If you're new around here,
this is us running you through every
game coming out for a
given month to have a great time on.
We, of course, are pulling from releases
dot com. Just a comprehensive
amazing website
that I'm happy to have in my life.
Thanks to you,
you,
you did.
Thank you.
You knew it.
You did it.
You shared it.
You went there.
We thought Game Informer had us covered.
Turns out there asleep at the wheel.
You know what I mean?
Alex Van Aiken.
What's he doing today?
Let's call him.
I don't know.
Why are we going after Van Aiken now too?
Something.
Okay, cool.
We begin on February 2nd when Megastor
Simulator drops on PC.
Start with $400.
Choose a department from clothing,
toys, bakery, sports,
grocery music.
buy your first shelves and products open for business and grow.
I toss this in here because I imagine this is a snow mic mic thing.
Probably, yeah.
Yeah.
I look at this and it's like,
I really wish I had the time and patience because running a Costco sounds pretty awesome.
You're running a Costco.
Do you understand?
I'm into this.
Can we do a party mode of this?
You and me run a Costco.
I don't know about party mode.
We can do a stream, though.
I like this idea.
I like the bread.
I like bacon bread.
And that looks-
bread.
Bacon bread and bacon bread.
And that looks like some pretty good bread.
Yeah,
it's interesting because like there's such a huge genre now of just like the fucking
asset flip like AI generated imagery,
but like also these games are fun as fuck.
So that is also kind of the issue here.
But yeah,
this kind of scratch.
I don't know that part of this.
I know Mike plays all the simulator in the card shops or whatever.
Is there a lot of AI garbage?
Well,
it's not necessarily the games are AI,
but like the imagery.
If you look like the like the key art,
it's definitely like an AI generator.
Got it got, got it got it.
But yeah,
that's actually kind of looks good though so yeah and i would almost guarantee that
97% of the assets here you know just bought somewhere which is oh yeah that's what the business
you know when you say it looks good what does that mean i mean it looks good in terms of it will
scratch the itch the it's that i'm looking for which is the card shop simulator stuff which is
building out the thing getting the dopamine of people coming in making more money expanding my store
it's going to just have that infinite loop it doesn't look like like a one time
There was one time that Andy pointed out that these games don't have any shadows.
You just cast a shadow for the love of fuck.
And it's ruined.
It's like it made it make all makes sense to me, right?
Of like every single time we look at these games, why do they all look like shit?
It doesn't always got to be running on low settings wherever you're showing it on.
We got to run it everywhere.
Put a light source somewhere.
It's for the people.
Jesus.
Played on mobile.
Probably not.
Probably not.
They're usually just so unappealing to look at that I don't want to give them a shot.
Understandable.
You know, I don't want to always look out.
I don't want to be mouse and cute.
board in this, you know?
Oh, okay.
I just want an art style.
Yeah.
Well, one day with a steam machine
and use a controller.
Oh, sure, there you go.
That's what I want.
And we're going to run through, obviously, a whole bunch of games here.
Panel, stop me if I get to something
you do want to talk about.
Like February 3rd, Aces of Thunder.
Have a hooded.
No, okay.
It's on PlayStation VR.
I know people are stoked about it.
February 3rd, yep, yep.
Yeah, this is going to be a party mode.
If you look at this trailer, yeah, if you look at this trailer,
you're playing it's a bunch of wizards.
It's kind of like the friend.
slop-ish type deal.
I hate that term. Let me give you the breakdown.
A magic theme co-op horror game where you went up to
five friends are minions summoned by a wizard
to break into their rivals towers and cause
mayhem. Try to fulfill your vandalism
target with an assortment of spells while avoiding
magical beasts and monsters that protect the tower.
Yeah, I love that gargly art style
right there with like the
post-processing that they got going on there. This is
going to be a fun little stream. Hopefully it's a party
mode and hopefully it's as good
and as silly as it looks. Okay.
I like that I do.
From there on February 3rd, you also get Dark Rights of Arkham.
February 3rd also sees Stronghold Crusader, definitive edition.
February 3rd also sees Sector Zero on PC.
And then February 3rd's final game is an update here.
The Helldivers to Siege Breakers War Bond.
Wait, hold up, you can...
You could just have, like, Arkham and not Batman's shit?
You know, I wasn't going to say it.
Yeah, I mean, it's just...
Yeah.
The Dark Rights of Arkham?
I thought that was just a Batman thing
I mean it's well known as Arkham
but it's just a word right
but like a
according to this
Arkham primarily refers to a fictional
Massachusetts town created by HP Lovecraft
so not even a
yeah DC
he did it first
so Bruce Wayne is just stealing stuff
well I mean you know
Bruce Wayne named Arkham
Bob Kane and Bill Finger
probably stole it you know what I mean
yeah
didn't Bruce Wayne invent the prison
huh did Bruce Wayne invent
And then on February 3rd, Hell Divers 2, Siege Breakers Warbond drops.
This is one of those like...
Look, you Barry Saw here.
Man.
Hell divers still going strong, still going on.
Remember this?
I miss those days.
I miss that month where all I did was stream Hell Divers with you in there.
What is it going to take for you to get back?
I don't know.
Maybe a big expansion would...
It's not even like...
Hell Divers, I don't feel as a game like I'm off the cycle of that I couldn't
You can jump back into hell divers anytime, right?
There's no story.
No.
But it is that idea of like I feel like I got a lot of fun out of it in that year, that first year of it.
And so, no, I'm not like looking at it going, okay, cool.
I need to go and really dive in and get crazy with it again.
It would be friends, though.
You know what I mean?
If any of my friends played this game, you know, nobody does.
That's why I had my fun with it.
Yeah.
You know, there's nothing that I really enjoyed my time with it, but there's nothing that's really making, like,
I'm never aching to like, God, I got to get back in there.
The only thing that got me interested was the fact that they, like,
dropped the size of it on PC by, like, a fraction.
I don't know if you saw this thing.
Like, it's like, what, 20 gigabytes or 12,
something insanely small compared to, like,
100 gigabytes that they had before.
So I was like, oh, maybe if I just put it out on my Steam Deck,
I just have a little, like, you know, nighttime before bed,
play a little bit of it.
Yeah.
I bet it doesn't run great on Steam Deck.
I think it does.
Oh, really?
In your face.
Wow.
Fuck you, Andy.
In your face.
He said, I think it does.
I'm pretty sure.
We got two games coming out on February 4th.
The first is car service together.
This is PC Early Access running a car service.
And then also is Masterpiece.
This is coming to PC.
Master of Peace.
Master of Peace.
Sorry.
Somebody was editing it as this happened.
Yeah, I moved this.
What the fuck is your problem?
Why do you want to make me look like fucking.
I'm trying to recover from yesterday.
It's not going well.
Somebody called this out.
Who's about this game?
I mean, I think I might be.
I didn't highlight this, but I'm looking at the trailer.
Then I highlighted it for you because Master of Peace is a deck building road like inspired by classic board games,
offering simple rules with deeply strategic gameplay.
In a world, tried to buy black mist set out on an expedition with your own band of mercenaries to uncover the secrets hidden in the darkness.
I thought this looked like a blessed game.
Yeah.
Steam is always doing fests or whatever.
Yeah, I don't know if it's already done, but they were doing board game fest, which I thought was interesting.
I saw this as of yesterday.
Right now the homepage says they're doing
fucking Steam Detective Fest
which is also something I'm interested in
But I'd agree
For a second you were mad about it
For a second you're pissed off
But I'm mad because I'm like
Oh here we go
Steam board game fest is happening
Through February 2nd
I was scrolling through
Steamboard Game Fest yesterday
And it made me realize
That I think there's a whole section
A whole category of game
That I didn't realize
Was there but when you see it
It's like oh yes of course
Like there's plenty of video games
That is straight up board games
Sure
And as I was scrolling through
I was like
Fuck I want to play all of these
I'm like seeing Dorf Romantic
Is it board game poppy?
Am I board game
Top the tabletop poppy
Wingspan which I love playing
The board game of Wingspan
But I didn't think about playing
The video game
And so Loki I'm like I might purchase that
I bought tabletop simulator yesterday
Oh dude that's an OG classic
Yeah
And so my heart's open
Master of Peace I might check out
Just for the thing of like
Yo this might be the year of just
Me playing tabletop games and video game for them
Oh those are soldier pieces
Yeah
I couldn't tell.
They looked like little
like churches or something.
I didn't know what they were putting down
on the board,
but it's little dudes.
Okay,
little guys.
Before you click off this page,
did anybody here do battlemarked
the DMU-O-Age?
We did a stream for it.
I'd taken a review code for it
when they hit me up about it.
I thought it looked great.
I still haven't played it.
It's awesome.
Yeah?
I want to play real bad.
It's awesome and I want to play more of it.
We did a sponsor stream of it
and I want to do just another random stream of it
because it's,
it's baby's first balder's
Gate.
It is like just, it's way more like watered down, which I, in a good way.
Like that's not a derogatory thing.
Like, how long is the game?
I don't know, but it's just way less complicated than, then having just a random person
hop into like a Balders Gate campaign with you.
It's very, very simple in terms of the moves that you're picking and, all, I can move
five pieces here.
But then I have this ability that, you know, you know, hits this guy because he's in my
range and don't explore too far out.
You might, you know, aggro some random.
I thought it was really awesome when we played it.
But it's a story-based?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, it's like,
there's like random side quests and NPCs that you could choose to go, you know,
oh, my dad went missing over here.
Can you go find them?
Yeah, it's really, really neat.
Is it like a party mode vibe or is it just like a regular stream vibe?
I think it's like a regular stream, yeah,
unless we were to get all into character.
But the only kind of unfortunate thing is that you can't like just create a character.
There are classes.
There are like five maybe people.
you could choose from and one of them's like a big dragon guy another one is a
door for whatever and unfortunately you can't just like i'm going to make my own dude you just
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arena quite fun has lots of games i primarily play arc nova space base and some
reforming Mars.
Is it like
Club 51 or
whatever the fucking
Nintendo game was?
Yeah, I remember
that thing.
I know exactly what you're
talking about.
I know exactly what you're
talking about.
Board game,
I'm going to look into it.
Thank you.
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Working Marina seems like a thing that I would have been
really into in, like, elementary school
when we would just play flash games
during computer lab hour.
And then eventually the school district
would block the website.
Oh, my God.
The worst.
That's how I learned about, what are they called?
Calling representatives?
No, not calling representatives.
even though you should call your representatives.
The things that like take your IP address and put it somewhere else.
VPN.
Oh,
VPN.
Yeah.
February 5th sees a whole bunch of games coming out,
but it's headline on this list by Dragon Quest 7 reimagined.
Dragon Quest 7 reimagined is a remake of 2000s Dragon Quest 7 fragments of the forgotten past.
Both returning fans and new players will experience a standalone epic single player RPG adventure to save the world.
Now lovingly reimagined with a handcrafted aesthetic that make the,
the game feel like a living storybook.
Roger, hi. You and I played the demo
for this. You actually went and played it across the country
at one point. Yeah, I played the
a longer demo of that, a little bit of the intro, and then
a little bit later on in the game.
Yeah, I had a fun time with this, my first ever Dragon Quest, but I touched it.
And yeah, I love the art style of it. It runs really great on
Switch to the demo and then the preview that I played.
I'm very excited for this one. I'm going to try it out for sure.
Yeah, me too. You know, coming off
of Octopath Traveler Zero and realized I'm not as broken as I thought it was.
jumping into this and being another turn-based
JRP. I was like, okay, cool.
Like, I like what I'm playing here.
As always, the concern becomes,
all right, the story seems a little thin,
but it's enjoyable and I'm having, you know, blah, blah,
but it's like, okay, is this,
how many hours am I committed to actually going
with this JRP and how far would it go?
Since this is notoriously the longest,
one of the longest JRPGs of all time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Of course, they've cut it down a ton, but still, yeah,
that and then, not to spoil anything,
we have Yakuza later in the month.
So I'm going to be kind of back to back of like,
what the fuck am I doing here, guys?
Like which one's going to the wayside?
So really interested to see if this one can kind of rise to the top of the soup.
Again, as somebody who never played the Dragon Quest before.
That's a great saying.
They do say rise at the top of the soup.
More games here on the fifth.
You're getting menace on PC,
lovish on Switch 2, PS5, and others.
And then Hermit and Pig on Mac Linux and PC.
This one I highlighted and called to call out, we've talked about it before.
It's got a goofy little art style.
to it that I think is interesting.
Oh, it looks like undertale.
Hermit and Pig is a turn-based adventure
RPG about a reclusive hermit
and this truffle hunting pig.
These unlikely heroes must explore, forage,
fight, and overcome unfortunate personal
shortcomings to solve this mystery
of a sinister corporate plot.
Wow. I mean, again,
I'm gonna, am I gonna push
myself on the turn-based RPGs back to back
here? Will there be room? Hopefully this is a shorter
one than I would imagine a Dragon Quest or whatever.
But I like something, I look at this and I go,
I like what I'm seeing. I don't know,
you know, if the game will connect for me, if I want to play the whole thing,
et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, but I like it.
I'm in the same place.
For me, as somebody who loved Earthbound, love Undertale,
it's giving some of that energy.
But also, I played so many games that go for that similar thing
that don't end up sticking with me.
But it's one that I hope to hear good things about,
and if people love it, I'll definitely check it out.
I love how clean all the art is, too.
Yeah.
Very cute, very appealing.
Bless, I'll check it out for you and I'll get back to you.
I appreciate that.
No problem.
Here come a whole bunch of February 5th games really quickly.
The Run on PC.
Anthem number nine on PC.
PubG Blind Spot comes to PC Early Access.
Jimmy and the pulsating mass comes to PlayStation Xbox and all the other places.
Sea of Remnants gets a closed beta test.
Evil Inside comes to MetaQuest 3 and PSVR 2.
4 PGP 4 Player Grand Prix comes of all the switches.
Tax and Knot comes at PC and Linux.
Sid Myers, Civilization 7 comes to iOS.
And then your final game on February 5th that I want to call out is choppy cuts.
Choppy Cuts is literally,
What if we did overcooked, but made it a hair salon?
Okay.
Chop, chop, make it quick, throw everything, even customers.
It's all about efficiency.
Anyone in the way?
A quick smack will keep things moving.
Build your team and sharpen your scissors.
Tackle challenges from 50 levels of basic trims to wild frenzies across the world.
Each stylist has a distinct style and abilities.
I don't think I'll actually play it unless Mike grabs me for a stream, but I looked at this and I was like, damn, what I really want.
What I really, really want?
Thank you.
Is the return.
of diner dash. I understand co-op
of this and we're going to go
do this, but diner dash, Roger. I need a new
diner-dash. I've been thinking about diner dash a lot
lately. I've been playing diner dash a lot.
What do you play? I've been going on the browser
playing diner dash. And I feel like there is room for an improved
diner dash in 2026 that'll fucking kill.
And I just don't know what that is. I just think that somebody can go out there
and make diner dash the, you know, reimagined, and it would kill.
Hmm.
Is Greg Holland?
he's going to pitch this too.
Who owns Diner Dash?
I think it's just like public, you know.
It's like Shay, yeah, it's like Sherlock Holmes.
I'm like Winnie the Pooh.
Lies of Diner Dash.
Fuck out, that was good.
You're on the air.
You're on the air, John Drake from Disney.
How are you?
Here we go.
It's fine.
No, it's just good.
Me and Roger are some patico right here.
And we have a pitch for you, all right?
It's time for, it's time for Diner Dash to come back.
We know you probably don't own DinerDash.
That's superfluous.
You have the connections at Disney, right?
Disney Dash, right?
And so we're making food of the theme park,
and we have to get it out and serve all the people
and get them their churros and get them their little Mickey ice creams
and do all that jazz and get them turned fast.
The banana thing.
That's it.
That's it. That's the game. Go.
Make it.
Let me ask you a question.
When you go to the theme parks,
as we've done once or twice together,
we have a love to.
Do you see the churro guy like making the churros a lot?
No, but in Diner Dash, did you say,
see all this stuff happening that happens in Dinor Dash? No, this isn't, it isn't that way.
Here comes Roger. Okay, John.
Excuse me, I said here comes Roger, John.
Okay, John Drake. Also, here's another pitch. Instead of you want to go to the Disney theme
park route, you maybe want to go to Star Wars route, and you want to do Dexter Jetson over there
in Star Wars episode two, and he's hanging out, and he's doing the diner dashing with all of his
many arms. I think this is a great multimillion dollar idea. I will take 25%.
What is this TikTok voice?
Shark Tank?
Wasn't it? I know. He was presenting a pop.
points you. That was insane. I didn't know about that.
It was very odd and awkward, but I'm here for it. Okay.
But thank you both for your consideration. It's a hard pass.
Okay. Wow.
Because of YouTube, the idea's not bad.
Okay. You know, it's just the, the, the pitchers is the problem.
Get me and Tim Geddies. Is he busy? Is you doing anything right now?
Sadly, yeah, he's doing baby dash right now.
I know, right? All right. I love you very much.
Love you, too. Bye.
He's never been on Shark Tank. He doesn't understand.
February 6th sees a bevy of games coming out.
Headlined by the one the only,
well, the third, Neo3,
coming to PC PlayStation 5.
Demo's out now.
You can get a cool hat.
Yeah.
I can confirm that I have been playing it
and we'll be talking about it.
But, you know, sometime soon.
But apparently the demo is chunky as hell.
People are saying the demo available right now
on Steam is like 15 hours or something like that.
No way.
Yeah.
It's a chunker.
It's a chunker.
It's a chunker.
So go check it out.
the Shogun and Neo 3 of the latest entry in the Dark Samurai action RPG series.
Bless, where does this fall in your hype?
Like, I'm, me and Andy talk about this all the time where it feels like team ninja games
can like kind of come in around like that seven, eight range for us.
When it comes to action games, there are so many fucking amazing action games that when
I play something that kind of falls below that, it can kind of like get lost in the shovel
for me.
And so I know for us, at least for me, I've, you know, played through a long fallen dynasty,
enjoyed it fine.
Played through Stranger Paradise
and I like that
because of the Final Fantasy aspect
more so than even just the gameplay
itself.
I've given Neos one and two a shot
and very quickly fell off of those as well
and rise the rodent started that
also didn't resonate with me.
And so Neo 3 is not one
that I think is going to blow my mind
but I want to give it a shot.
I'm going to continue to give these games chances
because I know how many people
love Neo and fuck with Neo
but I don't know.
I'm in a weird place of the two.
It's also just a big year for action games
and so I'm trying to pace myself
as we're getting, you know,
Beast of Reincarnation and Fain and Blade Zero and others that are coming out.
Okay.
Fair enough.
Also coming out on February 6th is My Hero Academia All's Justice.
Match through My Hero Academia's final story arc and triumph over your foes in spectacular.
Three versus three battles.
Bless?
Yes.
3V3 battles.
Fighting.
My hero, is this your Jam 2?
Where are we out with this?
My Hero is one.
I've only seen the first season of My Hero of.
Of course, Barrett Courtney and Snowback Mike love My Hero Academia.
I'm here for an anime fighting game.
Y'all know how much I love when fighting games period,
but then also games like Dragon Ball, Sparking Zero and stuff like that.
These games often get a bad rap, but I like the energy.
I like the energy of a Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm for me.
There are games that I like to have installed just for if I get bored one day.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, make action figures fight each other.
That's what these games are for me.
And so, you know, kind of looking forward to this one just to, like, tinker around with it
and see what it's like.
but I'm I'm curious to see if this resonates with the audience more so than a lot of other arena fighters do.
Okay, fair enough.
February 6 has three more games.
JDM, Japanese Driftmaster coming to PlayStation 5, Bandit Trap coming to everything,
PGA 2 or 2K25 come to Switch 2.
Then you go to February 7th, which gets Armageddon Rogue Shift everywhere.
February 9th has Circle Empires 2 on PC.
February 9th has Goblin sushi on PC Early Access.
as, Raj, I looked, it's not what we're looking for.
I literally was looking at the releases.
Come hug me. Come give me a hug.
Oh, my God. What's happening here?
We're going to bring back Donner Dash. We're going to bring back Donner Dash.
Like, nobody ever has.
Then February 10th has a slew of games coming out, including Creasole, Theater of Idals.
This, of course, is coming to PlayStation 5 Xbox Series XPC.
This is the Blumhouse Horror Game that Madeline Stanley just came and previewed with us.
Yeah, yeah.
again, what I played of it,
it's not a game I'm going to jump into,
but I know Mike's going to try it out,
so that's exciting.
But after that, of course,
on February 10th is Mugenics coming to PC.
Edwin McMillan coming back here.
Jesus Christ.
Dropping Mugetics on it.
Where are we at, boys, with this one?
Of course, the creator of binding of Isaac's next game.
Of course, he was team meet.
Do we have hype levels for this, Andy?
Blessing, these seems like your kind of games.
Jesus Christ's trailer.
Yeah, what's up with this trailer?
No, I have no idea.
I've never really...
I missed a boat with Binding of Isaac.
Okay.
I don't even know if I was, like,
playing a whole lot of video games at that time.
And so it's one of those that reminds me of, like,
Slay the Spire, where it was just in a time period
where I just wasn't really gaming like I am now.
Yeah.
And so I definitely missed the boat on a lot of those titles,
except for Super Meat Boy,
but I've never been the biggest fan of the art style.
Like, and...
Nick?
And Mugenton.
doesn't really seem to be any different for me.
Like, it doesn't look like from just a visual aesthetic standpoint that,
oh, I want to play this because the art style is cool and hopefully the gameplay can deliver.
It just, I don't know.
If you've missed the, if you're an audio listener,
haven't seen it and you don't know what this is.
Level up your team as you venture further and further from your home.
Collects unique items, defeat epic bosses,
gain mutations and return home so you can breed and further your bloodline
in this turn-based legacy rogue light draft sim about cash.
This is crazy.
This trailer is crazy.
This is one that I want to be excellent purely for my fantasy critic.
This is one of the ones I draft.
Jesus Christ, this trailer.
This is one of the ones I drafted based off of the pedigree of the developer.
That said, I do like the art style.
I think there's something about it that brings me back to being on new grounds in high school
and just like seeing all of like the unique types of games that people would make in their basement or whatever.
whatever and you know the flash um adobe flash player or whatever uh and that appeals to me i think
there's something that's nice about that and i think there's something that is unique about it as well
binding of isaac was one that i remember trying back in the day yeah didn't resonate with me at the time
because i didn't understand roglytes but now that i do that's one that i would go back and i'm sure
i'd fall in love with uh meugenics for all the shit that it has going on in the trailers seems
wacky seems very fucked up in a lot of ways a lot of it vibes with me a lot of the stuff is stuff i want
to try out yeah uh binding of isaac is actually one of my favorite
games of all time. I adore that game. Yeah, especially on the Vita. That was like my Vita game. I was
obsessed with it. Uh, so yeah, I adore Binding of Isaac. I love Super Meat Boy. I'm not as excited for
this one. I think the turn base element of it is just not really vibing with me. And like, I don't
know, I'm fine when you have like a crying baby and all this like weird gross stuff there. But when
you start doing cat stuff, I don't know. Maybe I just like I love cats so much. I just get,
and not like, you know, I'm not like triggered or anything, but it's more of just like, oh, this is like
actually like scratching that like oh this is actually a little bit too girls for me so i'm gonna try
it out but we'll see uh yeah i think i'm a little bit less excited than i i wanted to be on paper
okay well how's everybody feeling about reluted coming to pc Xbox series x also on february 10th
a crew a job a plan toss those ingredients together and you've got yourself a classic heist but with a few
tivists your crew members are everyday citizens from different countries in africa with pretty
normal careers the job is to liberate african artifacts from western museums and the
plan? Well, that's up to you to create.
Near the end of the 21st century, the political powers
that be brokered a,
that be brokered, a transatlantic
returns treaty promising
the reparation of African artifacts
to the museums. Good old-fashioned
diplomacy was working until it wasn't.
An amendment switched up the terms and
conditions of which objects were to be
returned museums, not knowing how to publicly
display to Africa. As we're getting back, slowly
moving artifacts from public display. This doesn't
tell you. I was trying to get to what the
game description was of the gameplay for
somebody. Imagine a side scrolling here as we go through
chase down. It reminds me a lot of the aerial night game we enjoy.
I forget the name of it. Repatriation, by the way, not reparation.
Oh, so sorry. Okay, yeah, yeah. This is when I played the demo for. I'm really
looking forward to this. So yeah, like you mentioned, it's a 2D platformer. I'll go
further and say it's a 2D puzzle platformer. The idea, like Greg mentioned,
is you're going into these museums and repatriating these African artifacts.
You can like plan out your run. It's very interesting. You have a crew
with people that you work with, you place them
and place certain things
in the level so that you can make your escape
cleanly. And I was hopping
into it thinking that like, okay, cool, I like the idea
but am I going to like the gameplay? Gameplay was really fun.
I really, really dug the
platforming as you're watching in the video, right?
Like, you have kind of like a park core mechanic
rate jumping over all these things, but if you time your button
press, you'll get like a little boost. If you press,
I think, on controller you're pressing
square or X as you're jumping over it and it's
like boost and you're going.
I love this. I'm somebody who,
of course my family's Nigerian
you know I'm Nigerian I want
more games to either take place in Africa
or have African culture
represented in it I put up a tweet or
BS that's a blue sky Tim
last week saying that forza I should come to
Legos like I'll love to see more
games you know explore
African culture and the fact that this came
out this is coming out it
feels good to play it has such an
interesting concept I'm all the way in
oh yeah I only thought it was a
sort of 2D side scrolling
platform, but to see some members of your crew only able to do certain mechanics and allowing
other members of the crew to get through certain spots, it added a puzzle aspect.
I had no idea even existed in this.
It's the idea that you're trying to get out as fast as possible.
And so if you're not placing your crewmates correctly, on the escape, you'll grab the artifact
and they're trying to go and then all of a sudden you get stopped by the door and then you get caught
by the cops or whatever.
And so, you know, you're trying to solve the puzzle and then execute on the platforming,
which really vibes with the games that I like.
I've been thinking about, of course, Diner Dash a lot.
Yes, yeah.
And how there needs to be a new one.
I've also been thinking, because I've been reading so much heist novels and watching
heist movies, that there really should be more heist of video games.
Oh, yeah.
I think that there's a huge market for that and there's a lot of cool things you can do with it.
So I've been thinking about like, okay, what type of game can you make in terms of
like building the crew and also like setting up the best way to do the heist?
This kind of seems like that's exactly what this is.
Are you building the crew or is it like, hey, you just have the crew and then
this is what it is. I think you just have the crew.
Yeah, and the demo that I played didn't really have any
like I'm building or I'm choosing people, but I'm sure
maybe there's true. I have no idea.
I mean, it's something cool here. So I'm, I mean, what sounds sick as fuck
is just a crew, a job, a plan? Like, that's awesome.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're doing a lot of stuff I didn't know you're into
Raj. I didn't know buying advice. He's in ocean. You love buying a life.
You love buying a high stuff like currently? What was it when a blessing, when you
saw that I was, I had like a thousand, like 500 hours and fucking Team Fortress two.
Oh, yeah. I'm like, yeah, I was an entire life.
Wow.
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Back looking at February 11th of the three games coming out there.
There's Lost and Found Co on PC, suborbital salvage on PC, but perhaps most importantly for
this panel, Romeo is dead.
Super bloody action, crazy twists and turns to blow players' minds and a whole mess of kind of
stereotypical gimmicks, all rolled out into one wild ride.
Of course, this is the Suda 51 game.
Everybody's been waiting for blessing at a yo-ye, Jr.
Yeah, I'm looking forward to Romeo.
I'm
what's the word I'm looking for
cautiously optimistic
sure yeah in the way that
I love Suda 5-1 games
you know who's 2 to 5-1 yeah I know
sorry it's years and years and years and years of programming
that we've talked about that on the show
I don't like saying 5-1 if I'm being honest yeah I know
I kind of want to just go back to 51 but I'm trying to make the change
just say suitor I could just say suitor
just like you say Luda I was gonna say
Suda
no this is one that I'm looking forward to
because I love I love no more heroes
yeah no more heroes one of my favorite games
on the Wii when that came out,
both No More Heroes 1 and 2.
Suda has an attitude in his games.
He has a style to his games.
He has like a really weird,
I guess like way of approaching presentation and,
story and characters.
And I think his stuff is really fun to experience.
Not necessarily always fun to play.
And that's why I'm on the cautious side of the optimism.
Nomah Heroes 3 disappointed me when that came out, right?
And I also know Suda has a whole catalog
with games that are outside of Nomer Heroes
that have not gotten to experience,
Most of them, I've only experienced a couple of them, but, you know, he has lollipop chainsaw.
He has other things that are under grasshoppy manufacturer.
I even played a lot of Let It Die when that came out.
And action games in the last decade have done so much, which is, again, where the cautious part of it comes in, where we've had more bayonettas.
We've had more FromSoft games and games inspired by From Soft games, whether there's Liza P or we've had Devil May Cry 5.
We've had games that have come out and really pushed what acts.
action games are by the time we've gotten here to 2026 and I want to see Suda keep up with that.
And I've not seen him do that yet.
And so that said, looking forward to it, I think this game is going to be at the very
at least fun to experience.
It's got a style.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
That's what you always say.
Somebody in the chat that's already gone by was talking about the fact that when you see
a game, you know that's a suita game and that's a compliment, right?
Of having a vision and doing what you're talking about that?
What does it have to do, Blest, to really stand out for you?
I just need the gameplay to be fun.
Okay.
Like, that's really, I want the gameplay to be fun in the story to make some sense.
Just a little bit.
Which the stories can sometimes get real wacky in pseudo games, which is part of the appeal.
But also, I want them to have some sort of like concrete center to it that makes me invested in the characters and the stories and what's happening.
I think no more heroes did that well.
But yeah, I just want that action to be fun.
I want, even if it is, if it's trying to be character action, let's find unique and fun mechanics in the character action.
If it's trying to be more grounded, a little bit more soulsy, like let it die was.
Let's expand on that.
Let's make it fun, right?
I just want to see that crystallize.
I feel like I would be such a pseudo guy if I just played one of these games.
You know what I mean?
Like I'm a yakas a person.
I liked all the weird Japanese, you know, out there crater-led video games.
But, yeah, maybe this is the one I try out.
I'm interesting.
Blessing.
Before I even ask the question, I'll let you know it's okay.
Yeah.
Do you want to talk about Tuesday?
Oh, yeah, let's talk about it.
Go for it.
Yeah, Tuesday, we're going to have Suda 5-1.
in the building.
In the actual studio.
Yeah, in the actual studio.
I'm going to get to do a one-on-one interview.
I guess one-on-two because he has it.
It's trying to be there.
He's a screen later here as well.
And so I'm going to be interviewing suit of five-one in the studio.
And then we're going to be checking out,
Romeo was a dead man together.
For a games cast plays, exciting stuff out there.
That's really, really cool.
I'm excited for that.
I'm also excited for February 12th when Yakuza Kawami 3
and Dark Ties comes out on everything.
Roger, take it away.
Yeah, Dark.
Yakuza Kwami 3, of course, is the remake of,
of Yakuza 3 a game that I'm not played ever.
So I'm very, very excited to try this out and see the story of it.
And then, of course, Dark Ties is a separate video game that is connected.
It is the story of Mene, who is the, what I'm gathering, the bad guy of Yakuza 3.
So it's his story and his origin of him kind of rising the ranks of the Yakuza.
I have high expectations for this one.
I specifically have high expectations for Dark Ties.
I really want that to be the thing that I can look at everybody around us and be like, play this.
This is a smaller, more, hey, pick up and play easier entry into this world.
And I do think that the concept of Dark Ties is really good.
The concept there really quick is that it is this guy who runs this just regular normal business in Japan.
He creates a startup, you know, becomes really successful.
And then out of nowhere, his entire board of director.
kind of turns on him and like kicks him out of the company.
So then he's like, fuck, I have money.
I have all the success, but I don't have loyalty.
And he walks down the street and he sees Daigo, who is the head of the Tojo clan in the
yakuza, basically get bombarded by a bunch of enemies and get like all of the Daigos, like,
swarm and like protect him.
Like he sees the loyalty in action of the yakuza just as a bystander.
And he's like, fuck, I want to join the yakuza now.
Like that's what I want.
I want loyalty.
And I think that's such a great premise.
of like, okay, seeing this guy from outside
come into the Yakuza. I think there's
a lot of really interesting stuff there. And of course,
the Yakuza 3, from what I've seen,
is people really like that story. They didn't like the
gameplay of the original one. So,
revamping that, adding the Kwame elements to it, of course,
the updated visuals. And also, I'm very
excited about the Yakuza Kwame 3
update for the
morning glory, which is his,
by this point, Kiro is
the head of, or the,
he is leading
an orphanage. So,
he is basically a dad to like a bunch of kids.
So there's like a whole daddy like upgrade system where he is trying to like help the kids with homework, help the kids with sewing, help the kids with cooking.
So a lot of fun stuff there.
Yeah, this is going to scratch that yakuza it's that we get once a year and hopefully lead to the next big yakuza game, which we would assume would be next year.
So I'm excited to check it out.
What's hilarious for me is that we've now caught up.
And this, of course, is the remake of the first yakuza I ever reviewed at IG.
Really?
So you can now see, we have.
they are remaking the game I reviewed at IGN that introduced me and made me a Yakuza fan.
So for me, I definitely want to jump in and try Dark Ties.
Kickstart 3 just to see how different it is from what I remember.
You remember anything.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I mean, you understand.
Like, again, think about it this way.
And I forget the whole games being imported and what it was before, you know what I mean,
especially since I was so young at IGN at the time.
But like, this was my introduction.
Yeah.
So I was like, oh, he's always been running this orphan.
Or like, this is his thing of like, he's always been this good guy.
And then, you know, the other ones, prequels and remakes came, I was like, oh, okay.
There was a time when he's actually in the Yakuza.
I've only ever known him on the outside of the Yakuza.
It's so funny because, like, I think the timeline of it is he's like never in the Yakuza.
In the entirety of the franchise, even with zero.
He's like in the, he's like in the Yakuza within like the first hour of the game.
Like this game is called Yakuza.
He's never in the Yaku.
So I've always known him as Daddy.
This is like when I look at this, this is what I remember.
I remember being there on the fucking orphanage in my Hawaiian shirt.
Yeah.
Let's see what stuff when we get there.
Mario 12 also sees the one, the only Mario tennis fever.
Let's go.
Hit Switch to hit the court for explosive action.
The latest Mario tennis game.
Join Mario and his friends for over-the-top,
tennis mayhem.
Use topspin, slices, lobs, and other familiar shots,
along with other fancy footwork and new defensive maneuvers
to outpace your opponents.
I've been playing a lot of Mario tennis 64 in the last week.
Yeah.
Getting ready.
Boning up.
Boning up.
Boning up.
Oh, shit.
What's boning up?
A study.
Huh.
What?
Do you all know that?
I've never heard that now.
I mean,
this is,
this is now,
soon they'll start
remaking the fucking phrases
that old people
like me do,
but it's a real point.
Boning up.
That is a real thing.
I'm not making that up.
I'm all boned up.
Old heads in the fucking chat.
Help me out.
If I was boning up
while playing Mario 10th and a 164.
Yeah,
we're talking about something else.
No,
I was playing it because,
yeah,
I was,
I was boning up.
And then also,
also,
I was watching the Australian Open.
Damn, really.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's been going down.
I've been getting so many clips of it.
And so now I've just been locked in.
Djokovic wanted it.
It's crazy.
Crazy.
But yeah,
no,
like I've been having the itch.
And Mario Tennis 64 is like one that growing up,
I remember being so fucking into.
I,
like,
I remember it so well of getting the Mario XXXX4,
or sorry,
Mario 10th 664 cartridge and being so locked in that my thumbs hurt,
like using the analog stick in this game.
And so I'm so excited for this new one to come out.
I'm hoping that like it's able to bring more than what ACE.
did, even though I liked Aces for the time, but it only got like two weeks out of me.
That's my thing. That's my hope to. As somebody who loves the Mario sports games, but really
does love tennis, let alone Hot Shots Tennis, which I was such a fan of on PlayStation,
I had big, I had high, high hopes for Aces. And when we got Aces and I think I was reviewed
and I had review access to it. It was like, ah, this just wasn't what I wanted out of it of being an
engaging, let's go. Like, I feel like I'm getting better to da-da. So my concern with this one is it looks
like a lot of fun, but is it, it's
party mode fun, it's fun for me and Ben on afternoons,
or is it something I'm playing on my own
and doing the whole thing, the story or whatever
it is, their little thing to get better and unlock
characters, or is it, I'm just doing this as
a once-off thing over here so often.
Yeah. Yeah, I'm super stoked for it.
I think it looks really, really pretty
way nicer than what
Mario Golf Super Rush looked. Yeah, 100%
that was kind of like our last experience
with Mario sports game,
or was it, was it
Shikers? Was it Strikers?
Strikers.
Aces was the first.
No, yeah, I meant
Strikers.
But I think either way,
Mario Golf just looked like ass.
And this looks like the Nintendo style
that I am used to and want to see.
And whenever I see a game looked like this,
it just feels like somehow more authentic
for some reason.
Yeah, for sure.
But I hope that it has fun enough progression
to make me want to keep on going through
whatever the actual story is.
Whether it's a story or not,
I just want to be,
really incentivized to want to unlock the next thing.
Otherwise, it could just be one of those
that you turn on only to play on a stream one day.
And then that's it.
I want to come back.
I want to have a reason to come back
and have a lot of fun with it.
A weird thing I kind of went out of this one
is for the core tennis to feel good.
As we're watching the clips of it,
there's so much happening on screen.
They talk about the fever rackets in the trailer,
right?
And there are clips where you're seeing
like a lot of shit that's on the tennis court.
And this is what I'm experiencing
playing Mario Tennis 64 that I love so much.
That game is just tennis.
Like they have the fun modes or whatever,
but the actual tennis is pretty difficult,
especially when you start doing the tournament modes and stuff like that.
I want that kind of like hardcore tennis experience.
Earlier in the thing they showed you setting up matches
and turning on or off fever rackets.
Yeah.
This is clearly I'm saying it already,
a bridge too far,
but looking at that and how it all this shit,
it strikes me as like,
let's just take what we do for Smash and put it here,
where it can hopefully be, yes,
here is a one-on-one tennis game,
items off, no fever rackets you're just playing,
and then also it can be here fucking warp pipes
and weird shit.
I love the variety that they've shown in what the arenas look like.
I think that's already showing me that they give a shit enough
about presentation and just differentiation
and not just having like one or two courts.
Like we've seen a lot of different shit
just in the five minutes of this trailer.
So I hope that there's enough there to make me want to,
you know, for lack of a better term,
like complete the battle pass,
whatever the progression hook is for this game.
I hope it's awesome.
We will find out soon enough.
February 12th also sees Blas Blue.
That's Blaze Blue, everybody.
Entropy effect coming.
Embrace the enthralling explorations and challenges with your character,
each uniquely customized through Rogue Light Gameplay.
Discover the Truth of the World during the Adventure.
This is a, I believe, a re-release of Entropy Effect.
It's kind of like their, I don't know, director's cut or something like that.
Because they release...
Marshall Remake.
Yeah, they release...
Entropy Effect 2 years ago
And this is Entropy Effect
X, I believe.
And so
I think what I was reading, they added
like a couple of new levels
or something like that. But
it was always very highly rated. I don't
have a good reason for not starting it up because it
looks so good that I just bought it on a whim.
And it looks awesome and it
has a great style, but I just
I never booted it up. I don't know why.
We'll find out then.
February 12th also sees Disciples
domination.
Roger on fantasy critic,
looking to the web page
and goes, fuck.
It's not even on there.
You know what I mean?
Fuck.
Blaze blue?
Yeah, no, it's not even on there.
February 12th also sees
Little Gator game in the dark
come to everything.
Roger, I know you're a little Gator fan.
This is a big one for me.
Yeah, I adored
Little Gator game.
That's definitely one of my games
of the year of that year
two years ago, no?
It's been a while.
Fucking adorable
video game.
I think everybody needs to play it
It is such a small little experience
But it's just so wholesome
And yeah they're expanding it
They have a little DLC where you're going down to the cave systems
Everyone needs to play this
I think Ben would adore this game
Oh really?
Yeah he would adore a little Gator game
I have a little plushy too if he ever becomes a fan of it
It's one I always wanted to play because I heard of how short it was
But it was a it was our friend of ours
Ray Narvay's famous streamer
Very popular God he's so popular
He's so popular
he was like getting very emotional about like how just beautiful it was and it's so wholesome.
It's really good. It's one that'll like make you tear up. Very similar to a short hike, I feel.
Yes. And it's also kind of Breath of the Wild in the sense that you are climbing up things.
It is very like physics based. You get so many insane abilities by the ending of the game where you're kind of flying around with a balloon and you're like it just goes insane places.
But I implore everybody if you want to smile, if you want to have something that's super wholesome.
that is really, really, really polished
to play the first little Gator game
and then I'm very excited for this DLC.
Yeah, check it out.
So if I get a little Gator Gator, so this is just DLC.
Gotcha.
It's DLC, yeah, but you should play a little Gator game,
genuinely.
I mean, you would adore it.
February 12th also sees
Cash Cleaner Simulator come to Xbox
and PlayStation Ride 6 come to
everything PC PlayStation Xbox.
Chrome a gun to die hard
come to everything. And then
February 12th also sees Killer In
come to PC early access.
I called this one out.
Welcome to the Holland Halls of Killer Inn.
You've been chosen as one of the select few to participate in a one-night-only game of death, deceit, and deduction.
This fucking game.
It's the square antics one.
Yeah, it's like, and it's basically a werewolf among us, right?
Where it's the idea of you're all playing through and doing this.
Of course, it's different than that, but blah, blah, blah.
24 of you will take part in this one-night-only murder mystery game.
Some of you will take on the role of wolves while the rest play is lambs.
Wolves must disguise themselves amongst the lambs, hiding their true nature as they wait for the right moment to
strike, but do not fret dear lambs.
The numbers favor
your side. And so I know
how much people love these deduction games. I love a
deduction game. I can't wait to try this. It's out there for you.
Even though some of the action looks
jank. But I'll try it.
You start to wonder, is it
time for another one of these?
Because we've, you know,
remember when we played the Death Note one? Yeah. Not bad.
That was fun. Not bad. But even
before that, there was the
other 3D one
that had a, you know, really nice
Art style, I'm blinking on the name of it, but it was one of these social deduction things as well,
and you had to kind of hide in the crowd, and we streamed it a couple times, and it was one of those
where it's like, you know, people were tired of the social deduction thing. That wasn't the hot thing
anymore. It kind of reminds me of, you know, games of service looters shooters getting made after
destiny. Was it spy party? No. Okay. But it might, I'm sure people will let me know in the
chat. It's one that we streamed
on our personal streams. I don't know if we ever
played it here at work, but it was
really, really neat and
just did not, you know, find an audience
and quickly kind of shut down, which is
kind of a bummer.
February 12th's final few,
no, there's a ton of games, actually, I was wrong on that one by a lot.
Hokkuoki SSL,
Sweet School Life comes to Switch. Rogue Point
comes to PC. The Sims 4 Royalty and Legacy
Grand Bundle comes out everywhere.
Ten Hearts comes to MetaQuest.
Dear Me, I Was, comes
I don't know exactly where I believe iOS,
because it lists all the platforms here,
but I've had Dear Me, I was on my Switch forever.
Maybe it's a Switch 2 port of it.
I don't know.
I've yet to start it.
This is one of those Gregass games.
Get in here.
Dear Me, I was as an interactive venture
that lets you enjoy a story woven with beautiful visuals,
fusing the vibrant waller color style.
It's one of those games that wants to make you cry.
I haven't had time to play it.
It's been out a long time,
and I've had it on my systems a long time,
but I haven't gotten into it.
February 12th, also C,
sector unknown, then Deep Rock Galactic, season six.
Then we moved to February 13th, where Reanimal comes to Xbox Series XPC Switch 2 and a million
other things.
Unbelievably hyped.
Unbelievably.
Jump in.
Why?
Yeah, I've been missing the Little Nightmares element, even though literally Little Nightmares 3 came out
last year.
I just saw that that game wasn't well received.
And I was like, I don't want to have to do this and play this game if it's not going to be great
when we have Reanimal, which is made by the actual original Little Nightmares team.
and it's actually co-op.
This game looks so fucking twisted.
Yeah, I do kind of wish that we have a little bit more of a separation between this
and then now Resident Evil coming out at the end of the month.
I want to spread out my horror gaming, but very, very excited for this.
I'm excited to play this with Leanza specifically.
We're waiting for something horror in our lives.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The trailer should have looked fantastic.
So good.
Play the demo of it.
It was awesome and horrifying, and it's going to be great to play with a friend.
But even if you could also play it solo because the AI companion super smart and it will know to, you know, spin that wheel to move the platform to get you across the other side or whatever.
I was really, really impressed by all of that.
But I think just visually and tone, man, it was just super unsettling and gave me a lot of inside vibes more than anything, which is something I'm super stoked for.
and I think
based on
we'll hopefully look at
my stomach Mike's schedule
but me and Mike are hoping to stream this
that's kind of funny
Nice
Yeah
Deceivink thank you Shadow Tricks
Oh I remember that one
I remember that
I don't remember that one
February 13th
Also sees high on life two
Come to Xbox series X
PlayStation 5 and PC
I'm so fucking high for this one
Really?
Oh yeah
This was my game of the show
When I went to packs
Wow
Holy shit
Did you love High and Life One that much?
I did love High and Life One, yeah.
I mean, this kind of humor, the kind of humor where it is, oh, this person is just riffing in the jail booth and just making jokes.
Works on me.
I forget his name, but he's not working on this game.
Justin Royland is no longer.
Yeah, he's no longer involved.
And so, like, if you're worried about that aspect, you don't need to be.
I like the humor in this one.
Me and Andy both did the demo at Xbox actually.
And there were certain bits they got into where, you know, you're doing a boss fight and then mid-boss fight the boss invades your like suit.
and then now you're fighting the boss in your pause menus
and he's like fucking with your settings and shit
and then it turns into a different game.
Stuff that I thought was really inspired, really fun.
There was another one where you go up to a,
well, you start the game off at,
I think it's called ParkCon or Parking Con,
which is a convention for people who like parking.
And you would go and you would like
be trying to find a parking spot for your crew,
but then every single time you find an open spot
so he kind of steals it and then you get into a combat thing.
A lot of weird, funny bits that for me worked
but then also some gameplay stuff that
I thought was fun too
you have a skateboard in this game
like your sprint essentially puts you on a skateboard
and you can kick your skateboard up
at enemies felt fun to do
yeah I think this is one that people might be sleeping on
a little bit
I definitely am I played High Island Life all the way through
for review and stuff here last time around
and enjoyed it fine
but it did not leave a lasting impression
or me wanting more
and so since Highland F2's been announced
it's been one of those like okay
that's everything you just said sounds great
so I'll still check it out but like no I'll
until now it's been like okay
another high in life
I'm excited to check it out
hopefully on a
better machine with more optimization
it was it was a pretty
buggy slow mess when we played it
at the thing and I still enjoyed
it despite all the technical issues that I was
having with the game
and it was obviously still very early in development
when they were talking to us about it but it was
really neat getting to
hear Ralph Inneson
in the game who was like one of the bounty
hunters that ends up becoming one of your
guns and in the, yeah, the, the boss fight that Blessie was mentioning, where the boss who is
Richard Kind, voiced by Richard Kind.
Oh my God, hell, yeah.
And he enters, he hacks your suit and he's in your pause menu messing with everything.
And then he ends up going to your, the gun chatter meter because your gun, you can have a meter
to make your guns yap as much or as little as you want for people who are like, oh, my God,
this shit's so annoying.
You could turn that all the way down and not have them really.
talk at all, but he gets on your, uh, at the end of the meter, so you have to like use your
menu to go all the way to the right and suddenly Ralph Innocent is like, and now I'm here and
I'm doing this. And we're there. He's like talking a whole bunch of it just sounds really,
it was super fun and creative. And, uh, yeah, if they can, you know, replicate kind of weird
out of, you know, breaking the fourth wall type stuff like that, I love shit like that in games.
And it was definitely, you know, I had quite a bit of laughs with it as well, yeah.
It just makes me happy we're getting a sequel like this.
Because like you, when you think about it,
we talk about like how games just don't get sequels anymore.
This is a game that, you know,
if it came out in the 360 era,
would for sure get multiple sequels
and have the chance to, you know, iterate.
So the fact that we're actually getting that
and also with the Justin Royland.
I was going to say, yeah, that's more of it for me.
When everything happened with Justin Roylan
and he left Squanched games and yet, yeah,
it was like, oh, they're dead.
Yeah, exactly.
That was like such a big push for what that studio was.
The fact they're able to come on doing that one's pretty huge.
Movement was a lot of fun.
A lot of really cool weapons.
and creative sort of things where, you know, at one point you're,
there was a weapon where you could tether enemies together
so I could like shoot one dude and shoot together,
then they would get sucked to each other.
And then if you shot the big red dot,
or the big red balloon that would pop up,
it would explode all of them.
Those was like a lot of really neat,
like, oh, this is, that's a satisfying mechanic to feel.
And hopefully we can explore more of that throughout the whole campaign.
Like a harpooning there?
Yeah.
February 13th has two more games.
Roon Factory Guardians of Zuma.
February 13th closes out with
Clue, Murder by Death.
I love the Clue video game.
There you go. That one's coming to everywhere.
It's, I don't think this is Clue, Clue, though.
No, it's Clue, it's a board game clue.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think it's just a different art style
than what you'd expect.
Oh.
Plus, did you never see the same thing?
You never saw that.
Astro, we go to February 16th, Astrobotnica.
Botanica.
Atro Botanica.
Botanica comes to PC early accent.
says February 16th C.
Suclusa PC.
February 16 says double dungeon on PC.
Then we go to February 17th.
It's Norris oath of blood on PC.
February 17th sees avowed.
Come to PlayStation 5.
More important for me, it's actually the 3.0 update that'll come to Xbox as well.
New Game Plus, new races, a bunch of new weapons.
I'm very excited to go back to Avow, a game that I enjoyed but had shortcomings with.
And I will be interested to see if New Game Plus rocks it, if the new races rock it,
If the new race is rocket, Andy, I know you and me were lined up on this one.
Yeah, I still have my save from the game where I'm like maybe five hours from beating it.
Yeah.
And I definitely am the type to, okay, there's a big update that's in.
I want to see how things have looked.
I want to see what new mechanics there are, what new things I can kind of check out to maybe, you know,
because of what I played, I really enjoyed how a lot of it felt.
Yeah, combat feels so good.
They were missing out on enough of, you know, story and companion stuff.
But yeah, I mean, it's still a really, really gorgeous game.
And I hope that, you know, there are improvements there to make me go back and want to keep on playing it.
Yeah, I'm going to do the whole thing where I'd make a little D&D character sheet again, choose the weapons that I did.
And I went sword and board before.
I want to have something more magical.
Maybe those cool guns.
But dude, yeah, that was one thing I kind of regret was I ended up swapping to some sort of warlock magician spell stuff.
And it is so badass.
Like, damn, I should be doing a lot more than this.
Yeah, me too.
February 17th also sees Calamity Angel special delivery PlayStation 4 and Switch.
And then friend of the show, February 17th, Ariel Knight's Dropshot comes to PlayStation 5 PC Xbox Series X.
This is one I'm incredibly excited about.
Love Ariel Night Period.
Have enjoyed all of his games.
But this one of jumping out of a plane, having your finger gun shoot things trying to get to your parachute every time.
Like that just sounds like a lot of fun to get into and go for.
Yeah, Ouse's style.
I want to see.
as always.
I think I tried it out at
the mix.
The mix, yeah, the mix is what it was.
Yeah, yeah.
So yeah, I want to see how, you know,
how it evolves in any way
because I definitely had fun with it,
but I want it to hopefully be more
than what I experience.
But I think it looks really cool.
And I think I just love the color schemes
and the visual identity of all of it.
100%.
February 17th's final game is Placid,
plastic deck,
a quiet quest on PC.
February 18th has a bunch coming out.
You got Star Trek Voyager
across the unknown coming to everything.
Monster Hunter Wilde's final title
update also drops. It'll be interesting.
This doesn't get me going.
I loved my time with Wilds. I put a lot of time
into it, but I just don't know
the final update. It's like, oh, okay.
I guess maybe the big expansion that'll eventually come.
Knock on wood, if Capcom will keep
supporting it'll get me, but this one, okay.
Cool. New weapons. I mean, like, it's
crazy to think that,
you know, it's been kind of
underwhelming so far.
Monster Under Wild's, you know, but it's still like
11 million souls.
I know. Damn, dude.
It's underwhelming compared to world.
Yeah, where world is such a fucking phenomenon.
This was like, oh, it's more of that. Okay, cool.
It's still a bitch to try to play together.
I also think we're just in a different time now.
100%, you know.
February 18th, final three games are Poppy Playtime
Chapter 5.
Shout out for them.
Is it really?
I mean, yeah, Poppy's playtime is fucking huge.
It's a horror game.
It's almost like five minutes of Freddy's thinking about it.
It's like a younger audience.
It's a big deal for them.
There are kids who just watch Poppy's shit on YouTube.
too.
Yep.
Like, it is, it's wild how popular this.
Wild.
Weenie Wise comes to PC.
Is that a popular one too?
Weenie Wise?
You play a lot of Weenie Wise?
I don't know.
No.
Okay.
And then February 18th, Warframe comes to Android.
I've bravely said it.
This is the year we all get into War.
Yes.
I'm fucking,
yes.
Let's fucking do it.
Yes.
It's a year, man.
Listen, when are we committing, though?
I think, because it's going to come to Switch 2 this year.
And I think that's where I'm at.
I just want to play it on Switch 2.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's crossplay.
Crossplay.
everything. You can play on Switch 2.
Or you can play it on Android as they're announced it right here.
Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I booted it up a little bit. I was like,
hey, this feels good. I'm excited. I want to play with people. I think that's the major thing.
But I think we're all going to get. I've been waiting like anybody else.
Man.
Let's do a week. Let's do a week of Warframe. Let's do two weeks.
Okay. Now you're pushing it. Warframe Wednesday, but it's just one Wednesday.
Let's force Nick to play it. He goes non-versy.
Oh, man.
February 19th is sticks.
Blades of greed.
Xbox PlayStation PC.
You want this game.
I walk about this game.
What is this game?
I don't know, man.
It's just sticks, man.
What does that mean?
It's just sticks, man.
You play a sticks, a cunning goblin with a caustic sense of humor who has mastered
the art of stealth.
Your goal is to get your hands on quartz, the most precious and dangerous resource in the world
on the brink of war between elves, humans, and orcs.
Yeah, I've bought the previous two sticks games.
that I've played maybe 10 minutes combined.
This is a franchise?
Yeah, there's three of them.
That's the third one.
Did you play sticks for the first time
because it came to PS Plus
like 10 years ago?
No, no, no, I purchased these videos.
Oh.
Yeah, I purchased this video.
No, because I'm looking for stealth video games.
Roger, who are you?
I'm constantly looking for stealth video games.
I'm constantly looking to scratch that splinter cell itch, right?
And it's not that.
This is what you go to to scratch the splinter cell is.
I was like, I miss chaos theory.
I'm going to play sticks.
I want to be this goblin.
Give me some actual game play, Kevin.
Give me, give me stealth in a little bit because he's stealthed.
Yeah, he's, look at it.
He's going around, he's stealth and he's going around.
He has, like, he can go invisible.
You can throw some shit.
I don't know.
I'm excited.
Look at him.
Roger, games, like, video game reviews don't exist.
Like, no, there's nobody out here to tell me what games I can play.
I just got to explore the score.
Listen, if you are me and you want to play fucking Splinter Cell, you look up, what are
games that are like Splinter Cell?
You will find, yeah, literally, you will find five Reddit threads that are all saying
hitman, hitman, hitman.
and then one person that has five up votes
will sell you sticks and then you'll be like, I guess
this is the only other one. So yes, I'm going
to desperately try to recapture
some of the magic of splinter cell by playing
sticks and we'll see how it goes. I'll fuck
with it. God bless you. I tried sticks one time
and I was like, I'm good. I'm good. Lades of greed though.
February 19th sees Death
match love, death match, love
comedy come to Switch PC
PlayStation everything. Uh,
Wiz Man's World retry comes to everything.
Uh, then you got Death Howl
coming to PlayStation 5, uh, Switch
Xbox journey through the sorrowful
spirit world and a souls like deck builder
craft cards and claim powerful totems
to defeat the woeful spirits lurking
in the mystical lands. This came out
on PC back in like December
this is what I sadly missed out on
in the initial launch but
hopefully maybe I'll have time this time around to
jump in like the description
mentions right. It's a souls like deck builders
the way they describe it. Love the art
style, love the energy of it. Seems
like my type of shit but
yeah I sadly didn't play enough
of it when it came out this first time.
Yeah, there was definitely enough around that was keeping me from going full into it.
But yeah, I think it just oozes style.
I really, you know, when people ask, what does it mean my soul?
It's like, there's bonfires that you could go back to.
And whenever you sit at them and get your health back or whatever, enemies will respawn
wherever they were.
And you might have to, you know, redo that fight or whatever.
But it was really neat after, like, seeing the way the systems could kind of work together.
and getting new cards to add to your deck was really neat.
I just didn't get into it enough, unfortunately.
Fair enough.
February 19th then moves on to see Death Howl.
No, sorry, yeah, Love Eternal.
Love Eternal.
PlayStation, Xbox, PC, all that jazz.
Run, jump, and reverse the flow of gravity itself
to escape the mind of a selfish God
in this challenging precision platformer.
This is one I put up and looked there,
and I was like, all right, this is not a Greg game necessarily,
but I know some of you like to be punished.
I do love to be punished.
Is this it, Kevin?
Love Eternal.
Yeah.
Okay, cool.
Just making sure.
Sorry.
Oh, yeah,
there it is.
Thanks, Jeff.
Can you skip further to the game point
where the platforming is happening?
Are we talking like Celeste?
There's a lot of...
There we go.
There we go.
Oh, what?
What?
That doesn't look like the same game.
That's what I'm saying.
That's why I was confused.
I was like,
wait, Kevin, is this it?
It's it.
Huh.
Let's see how these jazz.
Oh, it's like a VVVV-V-V-V-type deal.
Like a VVVV.
A VV type.
VVV.
Like,
you see that guy's arms?
Yeah,
that was weird.
Right.
Looks cool,
right?
Okay.
I mean,
I do love a punishing platformer,
so.
And this shit seems weird.
Weird as fucking.
Yeah,
this is really strange
and intriguing.
This is Love Eternal.
Remember everybody wishless.
Ham, I'm into it.
If you want games.
All right.
Keep me posted.
I'm wishlisting.
Thank you.
I'll tell you what.
I played more of that Karen last night.
Hey.
Aaron.
After our games cast plays yes.
Check it out, everybody.
Dude, it was awesome.
Yeah, right?
Like, holy shit.
It's not a game I would recommend playing at night because of how tense it makes you.
Yeah.
Way cooler than I was, if you're the type of person who's like, yeah, but death's training just a walking simulator and there's only so much you can do to gamify the walking experience, which I disagree with.
But this is, I think, just like a different level of strategy.
Yeah.
And, like, I, man, I was really, really feeling it.
I would love blessing to try it out.
I would love to try it.
I think you would like it when it comes to survival stuff,
but also the puzzle element of it.
There's so much puzzle element to it.
It would have me and Andy drop every game we're playing.
And just review care.
Oh, wow.
We'll talk about this later.
I don't think of a.
Demon Tides comes to PC February 19th,
follow Beebbs and her crew on a journey of self-discovery
as they travel the vast oceans of Ragnar's Rock.
Navigate the open seas and explore each distant structure
and covering every every hidden nook and cranny
with a diverse expressive move set.
This is for the platformer sickos, man.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
This game right here?
I'm like, I...
These are the devs of Bubsey's 4D.
Oh, is it really?
No. I'm very, really?
I'm very excited for Bubsy 4D.
I played a little bit of their previous game,
and this looks fucking ten times crazier
than their previous name.
What was it called? Demon...
Demon something.
This is called Demon.
Oh, so you're the previous one.
Yeah, yeah, the previous one was Demons Turf.
Demons Tides, if you're listening,
you haven't seen the trailer.
This one looks more open,
3D platforming, Demon's Turf was like
kind of a weird, I think mesh
of like pixel art but then also a 3D world
this looks beautiful.
Yeah, this is gorgeous. The art sounds amazing here.
Only on PC.
Yeah, put it on switch.
Great mechanics, great movement.
Yeah, it was
the only reason I learned
about the whole Demon Tides and Bubsy thing
is because when I was trying out Bubsy
4D, you know, people
were so stoked about seeing the platforming
and they were like, the amount of people that
walked over like, dude, I fucking love
demon, or demon turf or whatever.
Yeah. Super stoked for demon tides.
This looks really cool and wild
and very fun. I was wrong about pixel
art, by the way, but it is like a two, you're playing as a two-d
I don't know what you call this.
2D model in a 3D world. Yeah.
That's really cool.
This is a good call-up.
Next on the list for February 19th is
Dead In Antares.
It's a turn-based survival management game with
RPG elements set on an alien planet.
We get a crew of survivors sent out on a
mission to save humanity, manage their needs,
strengthen their teamwork, and explore
this mysterious world to find a way
back home.
It seemed like it was in the vein of some shit Andy might like.
I just don't know what the game play.
Andy like.
Yeah, I don't, okay. Okay, resources.
You got the resources. You got the mining.
You got to do that. He said, like, okay, resources.
Okay, resources. Okay, resources. Okay, combat.
Conversations.
Andy say that shit. Okay, arts style.
This is not enough there.
I take it back.
Yeah.
I don't like it.
What he says.
A little fighting thing here.
See, you got that going on.
No.
Something to think about, Andy.
Fibber 19th also has
Gear.club unlimited three on Switch 2.
And then showgunners comes to
everything.
Showgunners in a dystopian future
where corporations rule
a brutal reality show
is the hottest entertainment property in town.
You play a scarlet contestant
out for revenge.
To win, you must navigate
the dangerous urban arenas
packed with lethal traps
and face off against hordes of
heavily armed cyclopaths.
Again, as we get to the
gameplay, if you can skip further into it,
Kev, look almost twin shooter-esque.
You know what I mean? Twin Stick shooter.
As you run around, beating the shit out of everybody.
Pop down?
I forget. I looked at it yesterday when I was building the dock.
Eventually, eventually there's gameplay, I swear.
Like that one game on Xbox?
But the Ascent.
The Ascent.
Yeah. Out there.
This isn't a gameplay trailer.
Yeah. Well, they had their chance.
Ah!
February 19. Fact rooms. Level X
comes to everything. Soul Slinger
envoy of death comes to PlayStation and Xbox.
Coletta,
Kerro. X-Block.
Coletka. Coletteca.
Kletka. Kletka. Kletka.
Xbox PlayStation PC.
And then Super Battle Golf
comes to PC also on February
19. This looks awesome. An online
one to eight player golf game where everyone plays
at the same time. Swing, shoot,
sabotage, and finished first by any
necessary in a free-for-all rush to the hole.
This screen- We gotta go play this. Yeah, we gotta go play this right.
This looks sick as hell. I gotta- what was it? I gotta bone out to this.
What? You bone-up. You bone up. You'd be you'd be playing like, you know, whatever golf game before this. Yes.
Or maybe you could go if we were doing a party mode on a Thursday, you had a code. You could bone up on Wednesday so you're ready.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, this looks super fun. All right, we did it. I'm no, I'm Googling bone-up definition and fuck you, fuck you guys up. You know what you can do that work. It's okay.
Meriam
fucking Webster
Bon up verb
Who is she?
To try to master
necessary information
quickly.
To renew one skill
or a fresh one's memory,
you fuckers.
You ever met a Miriam in your life?
Jesus.
No,
actually that's good.
Well,
no.
February 19th's final game
is Park Ranger Simulator.
That's PlayStation 5 and PC.
I've been trying to move quickly,
but everybody wants to talk
because there's so many cool games.
February 20th has two games.
Yee-Zex, proud Nordics,
PlayStation 2 or 5,
Switch.
2 and PC. Bending the ink machine comes to switch physical as well. February 23rd sees Rainbow 6th
Siege come to iOS and Android. February 25th, nested lands, PC early access. February 25th,
UFOphilia, Ophelia, comes to Xbox Series X. And then February 25th also sees Reins the Witcher
come to Android, iOS, PC. This is that Witcher game I just previewed at the top of the week
here on Kind of Funny Gamescast that I am really into.
choice-based, swipe on your phone.
Obviously, you can do it on Steam deck and on Steam in general as you play through dandelion telling
stories.
They're all choice-based.
You got to keep the meters at the top of the cards in the right thing.
Otherwise, you get killed and you have to do another run.
How long can you survive?
Can you complete certain objectives?
A really, really fun time.
Six bucks instant purchase for me in terms of something to have on my phone so I can play games
anywhere I want to.
Wow.
February 26th has City Hunter on just about every day.
think.
No sleep for
what do you want to
name?
Caname.
Caname date
everywhere.
Tokyo Extreme racer on PS5.
Towerborn comes to PlayStation 5
and PC.
That's the one that was
course early access forever.
Now it's like,
you know,
and it was going to be
ongoing right or whatever.
And now you know what?
This is going to be a one time thing.
It's just going to be a one time thing.
We drop on you from Xbox.
So there you go.
Path of mystery.
A brush with death comes to switch
on February 27th.
Icarus comes to
Xbox and PlayStation
February 26.
Man, that's going to run like garbage, man.
Acres?
We're going back to Acreus very soon.
I don't know when it'll be, but it's coming to console.
And that game, I mean, the 26th.
We keep on wanting to go back to.
No, I'm saying, I don't know when we're going back to it.
Oh, okay.
Because we had a lot of fun with Icarus,
but it's like, it was one of those early access games
that you keep on going back to.
It's like, wow, nothing has improved in terms of, like.
It's like, Schedule 1.
It still just looks like this, and it still just feels this,
and I'm dropping at 22 frames whenever this happens.
That's always the best, though.
Those are always the best games.
It's tough, man.
It's a tough one.
It's like going to the Chinese food restaurant
with like two stars.
It's like, this is the best thing.
February 26th also has Raid and Fighters
a remix collection come out on Switch.
PlayStation 5, PlayStation 4.
February 26 has made cafe on Electric Street come to Switch.
I called this one out because these are always
those kind of fucking weird management,
dorky-ass games I want to play and can't make work.
Made Cafe on Electric Street is a leisurely made
cafe adventure set in the Otechurch.
Taku Haven of Osaka.
The protagonist of the story
quits his job at an extremely toxic workplace
and finds himself in a rundown-made cafe.
This reminds me when I had that one
K-pop thing where I was trying to get all the idols set up
and do all that stuff.
Why is the art style so beautiful, though?
It looks a cut above the usually goof ones.
Like, this is what I'm talking about.
If he could make the Costco sim look like this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%.
100%.
Then February 26th also has the Disney afternoon
collection dropping on Switch and Switch 2.
This made headlines yesterday, of course.
with a bunch of these crazy-ass old Disney games
coming over there, your afternoon ones.
Anybody excited for these?
To go back to Duck Tales, Duck Tales, Too, Chip and Dale.
I know people love the Duck Tales games.
February 26 has Fall of an Empire on PC,
then February 27th has arguably the biggest game of the month.
Resident Evil Requiem coming out everywhere, of course.
What's everybody's hype for Resident Evil Requiem?
Roger Picorni.
8.5 out of 10.
Very, very excited.
Okay.
Someone who loves actually the 7 and 8 version of Resident Evil more than I like the
Reson Evil 4 element that they're kind of splicing in together.
I'm excited to see that mix.
I didn't love RE4 as much as everybody else.
I just am not an action.
How fucking dare you?
I know, I know.
I didn't grow up with it, yada, yada.
I enjoyed it, though.
So I'm excited to see kind of that mixture of it.
And I hope it's a good mixture.
I hope it's like a, like, hey, this melts together.
It's not just like fucking, you know,
dissidents of like, oh, we're fucking
really scary and then oh, now we're just fucking chains on
people and now we're back to scary. You know what I mean?
That's my biggest fear of this, but it looks gorgeous.
I'm very, very excited for it. Andy.
I mean, y'all are making me play it, so
we have no choice.
That is true. You.
Oh, so high. In the last, since 2019, I've become a
Resident Evil person. Oh, yeah. Because Resident Evil 2
remake converted me and showed me the light. And I'm hoping
that this, I mean, my high bar is that
I hope that it becomes one of my favorite Resident Evil's
but that's now, it's become a high bar
because these games are still good.
Yeah, I'm super stoked for this one.
It looks like the kind of Resident Evil I like a lot
and want a lot, so I can't wait to get codes
and get into it.
And of course, that'll happen on the 27th
with reviews around it.
Worth pointing out on the 27th, of course,
Res Evil Village Gold Edition,
Resident Evil 7 Biohazard Gold Edition.
These are Switch 2 versions, right, that are coming out.
A whole bunch of stuff dropping similarly.
Tales of Brazeria remastered comes to everything on the 27.
That's so weird to drop those.
Yeah, on the same day.
Yeah.
It's really bizarre.
Resident Evil, just, you know, here you'll switch people
eat. Weird. They should be releasing like
tomorrow and then, you know,
and then big one coming out, you know. Borderlands
4 comes to Switch 2 on the 27th as well.
See how that runs.
It also sees
Laysara Summit Kingdom on Switch, PlayStation
5 PC in a bunch of other places.
Untamed Kingdom, also early access
on the 27th.
And then according to releases.com,
the site you should be checking just like we do.
Estimated February
dates for food industry, fatal
fury city of wolves nightmare geese.
And space delivery are all supposed to drop sometime in that month.
I checked food industry just in case it was that or dash.
Was it?
Is it?
No,
fuck me.
That sucks.
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