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What's up everybody? Welcome to the kind of funny games cast for Monday, January 6th, 2025.
I'm one of your host, Greg Miller on a star-studded panel that includes Forbes 30 under 30,
aka the second best baby blues in San Francisco, aka.
And he has to go first because, of course, he is the fantasy critic champion for 2024 at Tim Getty's.
Let's Tim host.
Three victories in 2024.
Game showdown season one.
Game showdown season two.
Fantasy critic, baby.
Let's go.
Yeah.
Well, we'll see if that luck goes again, all right, if it's able to maintain.
Especially we have the commissioner, maybe.
Who the fuck do we got reviewing Marvel rivals, Greg?
Like, come on, dude.
Outrageous.
Don't even get me started.
You know what he knows the name of every single one of them.
You can handle that.
It's a nine out of ten.
Yeah.
That's just the insulting, the insulting ones that were said.
You know, we'll get to it later.
Of course, he's the commissioner of the
Bind, Boney, games cast, fantasy critic lead, Forbes under 30, 40, aka leftover poppy.
It's blessing at a. Oh, yay, Jr.
Good day, Greg.
Good day to you.
I hope you're going to call this one down the middle this year.
I always do.
Okay, of course.
He's the master of hype snow bike, Mike.
Hello, Greg, nice to see you.
I'm upset.
You didn't tell me it was Bibb Gene Day.
Greg, just want to remind you and everyone out there heard someone on Saturday night
maybe forgot about overall Mondays.
And, of course, Snowbike Mike never forgets, like an elephant, Tim.
Always remembering.
And so one of our panelists here might have forgot about overall Mondays.
Was it the taste maker?
And I wanted to make sure he remembers when Andy Cortez.
No, no.
Andy says, did we forget about overall Mondays?
Mike never forget.
I mean, you could look at the last eight months of 2024.
I think everybody forgot about it.
New year, new year, first Monday of the year.
It's of course, Nitro rifle Andy Cortez.
I think you forgot about it until I've reminded you.
First Monday of the year, I'm wearing.
Best friends.
Okay.
Got them best friends right here, you know?
We'll see in May.
No, he will remember in May, though, to spite me.
Of course, then, our last competitor from last year is, of course, the tastemaker, Roger Percorni.
Biggest comeback of the year.
I'm just putting it out there.
You know what I mean?
Like, I got 50 points last year, 150.
Where's the biggest loser thing we put around your neck?
We didn't get that made.
We didn't get that made.
It was probably on me to make it, but then I just didn't make it.
You know?
Of course, last competitor.
Sorry, on the panel, I sat on the panel.
I said on the panel.
At the table.
Eric, can you make us a biggest loser thing with a little hole punch put around his neck?
Come on.
is he trying to fix your mic?
You're trying to just get recognized.
CEO Jr.
He's trying to make everything work.
It's Barrett Courtney who will be doing his fantasy draft from control.
That's who was on fantasy draft last year.
But ladies gentlemen and NBs,
we have a special guest coming back to the Fantasy Critic League.
It's the one, the only, the best voice in the business.
Paris Lilly.
Hello, Greg.
Hey, Paris.
How are you?
My goal is to not finish in last place.
How did that go for you last time?
When you did this last time, how did that net out for you?
Because it was the X-Cast versus PlayStation 1-Ram.
I don't think I was in last place.
Probably Gary.
Yeah, it was probably good.
Yeah.
Oh, hold on.
Oh, God.
Of course, everybody, I have stars in the bars.
This will get me a star when it's time for game shows.
But of course, I'm a star of myself.
2023 winner of Fantasy Credit.
I wasn't in there last year.
It was just beer last time.
Don't worry when I got the stars in the bars case.
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For now, let's get to topic of the show.
It's an annual tradition that we love and call fantasy critic.
I have talked at length.
Blessing you are the commissioner of the.
fantasy critic league what is fantasy critic if folks don't know yeah fantasy critic is a game where we each
draft a bunch of video games that are coming out throughout the course of the year and we compete to see
who can draft the best team of games based on what their score is going to be on open critic and so
we go around uh we have 10 slots to draft 10 games today for the opening draft we each will draft
five and then over the course of the rest of the year we have our um we have money budgets yeah we have
budgets that we use to like draft games as they're announced during the year or like even if
this episode ends and we're like oh there's still something on the table want to get it we each
have a budget of $100 each um those are secret bids and so throughout the week whenever you want
we can bid for a game and if we bid the highest amount for that game on saturday the bids process
and whoever bid the highest amount gets that game so if half-fly three was announced next or this
february right it was it was announced february say andy bid $10 for it i bid $20 for it
Greg bid $80.
Greg would get the game on the Saturday that those bid is bids happened.
Correct.
What the hell was that?
Nobody saw her trading,
Greg.
I don't know what you're doing.
I know.
I mean,
there's a bunch of little minutia things,
right?
So we draft five games today.
And at the very end,
then we draft a counter pick.
The idea being there is that Andy,
everybody has to draft a counterpick.
So you look at the game you think will perform the least good
or be the worst game somebody drafted.
You pick that.
The idea here is that,
on open critic. For every point
one of your games gets above 70,
you get a point for your score.
If it goes below 70, you lose
those points. For, of course, the
counterpick, the idea would be that you're hoping
it's below 70, so you would get the negative
point somebody else would get, you'd get it.
And above 90,
you get two points. Yeah, yeah,
per point, which is crazy.
Worked that really well for you, huh?
It did. It did. Yep. So the strategy
again, for picking your actual games, right?
You want to go for what has the highest
open critic what you think is going to have the highest open critic.
To reiterate again what Greg just said,
any point above 70
gets you a point. So if something scores
75, that means you get five points.
And something scores 80, that means
you get 10 points. What happens if you get
a game that scores above 90, is for
each point above 90, it then counts
as two points. So if something gets
92, you get those original 20 points
up to 90, but then you get four
points for the extra two, right? So 92
would then be 24.
If I do that math correctly.
And yes, counterpicks work the opposite way.
So for counterpicks, you're trying to get games that you think are going to score the lowest under 70, hopefully.
Or you're trying to get something that maybe won't come out this year because for unreleased games, those net out at an even 70 for zero points.
I think a few more things.
Oh, eligibility, right?
So we're drafting new games.
We do have tags because, of course, games can be many things nowadays, right?
There's DLC, there's early access, there's all these things.
We have legal tags and then we have banned tags.
We're working off of the same rules from last year.
And so games that you can't draft are games that currently are already in early access,
which means Hades 2 is not on the table.
Mike's give you a look.
You know what?
I got them on speed down.
Let me get a hold of them.
Hades 2 is not on the table.
Path of Exile 2 is not on the table.
Directors cuts are banned.
Expansion packs are banned.
Wait what?
So expansion pack, that would be like a doom eternal.
I guess that is different from last year, isn't it?
Yeah. Last year we were able to draft information.
Yeah, we were able to draft.
Okay, I'm going to switch that. I'm going to make that legal because I think, yeah, we did that last year.
Destiny helped out.
Fair, just commission.
Now do the commission ignore a legal trade that had been filed?
You know what I mean?
It was legal.
Could have changed everything.
There was no negative votes for it.
But the commission ignored it.
He did approve it.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
I was on break.
This is some lame duck president shit where you let the bill sit on your desk.
rather than approve it.
So as I go, right, more band tags.
I might have to edit this because I think some of these are wrong.
But partial remakes I have.
So like Demon Souls, Shadow Colossus, Diablo 2,
DTA, the trilogy.
Resident Evil.
Well, Resident Evil, I think, would count as a reimagining
because reimagining is also a different tag.
This is some fucking garbage nonsense, bad.
How isn't this complicated?
Oh, looks like there's some rules.
The former champ.
You know what I mean?
There's some rules.
You can't deal with it.
You know what I mean?
Can't do those ones?
You can't do partial remake?
The default on the website.
website is that you can't. I might open up last year
to see what it was because I feel like those would have been allowed. No, we did
because I did braid and that was a
postal partial remake. Here, go look at it and I can
walk people through some other stuff.
So Roger's score was worse then.
Of course, if you want a history
lesson, it is like 20 points in a single digits.
If you want a history lesson for how it all
has gone down. We've been doing this since
2021. In 2021,
the winner was blessing in 2022.
It was Janet in 2023. It was May
and in 2024, it was in 2024. It was in
fact, Timothy Gettys, who won with 146.27 points.
In honor of January 6th, we will stop this deal.
Behind him was me in second place with 142.
Point 23.
Behind that, Barrett Courtney with 129, 12.
Behind that, Snowbike Mike, in fourth place with 125.74.
Behind that blessing right on his heels with 123.07 in fifth place.
Andy Cortez had 99.47 points in 6th.5.
place.
Imagine by you
how to play.
Like,
you guys are screwed,
bro.
Well, that's one of the
things that we haven't,
as we're reading
through this.
Another thing, of course,
is that you get one drop
of any game.
You can drop a game
no matter what.
But once that's done,
you can't drop anything else
with the exception of
did not,
will not release.
You can get out of a game
that you pick that won't get released.
Correct, I believe.
Yeah, but get out of jail free card.
Yeah.
It's like two, isn't?
Yeah, it's multi.
Two unreleased?
I don't, I don't know.
Yeah, the game gets delayed out of the year.
I think it's like two drops.
So you have three drops of games that will not release.
Games that are confirmed to not come out this year, you can drop three of those.
You have one free drop of anything.
Yeah.
So you have four total drops that you could possibly do.
Okay.
Yeah.
One more time, I just want to, in sixth place was Andy with 99.47 points.
Just on, nipping at the heels of 100 points.
Yeah.
And then below him in seventh place was Roger with 55 points.
Last pick.
I didn't, no, that's not how that works.
And also, I just didn't know all the buttons work.
So like this year, figured it out.
You're not a sports guy.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
Yeah, I don't understand what games are coming out next year.
And, you know, I'm never going to listen to the chat ever again.
So good stuff.
So I have a question.
If I can go back to what Blessing was saying with the remake stuff.
So if Oblivion remake comes out, does you can't, that doesn't count?
So, okay.
Blessing's finishing that right now.
Yeah.
So we have certain band tags and allowed tags.
And I think I figured this out now.
Right.
So right now the band tags that I have are games that are currently in early acts.
says so yeah, Hades 2 wouldn't be eligible, something like that.
Directors cuts, and so something, like the director's cuts that we've gotten from PlayStation
would be announced.
Ports, so something like Doom 2016 for Switch wouldn't be eligible.
Games that have been already released internationally wouldn't be allowed, and then remasters,
straight up remasters wouldn't be allowed.
The allowed tags and speak up or forever hold your piece on this, right, if you don't
like it.
A loud tags are free to play games, right?
If it comes out, and it's free to play, fair game.
if it comes out for early access
pregame, right? And again, the idea
there is it has to have a score on open critic.
If it doesn't get a score on open critic, that means you don't get the points.
So an example of this would be,
Hades 2 is not eligible this year, but it was eligible last year.
Exactly.
New games, of course, are eligible.
New gaming franchises are eligible.
So that would be things like Reson to Evil 2 remake
or Final Fantasy 7 remake.
So that makes sense, right?
Like Final Fantasy 7 remake, same but different.
Like very different.
What's up, Tim?
So we're going by how the fantasy critic website
tags these.
It's not what we think.
It's not whatever.
It's how they tag it.
Can the games be tagged two things?
Based on these, I do not believe so.
Good, cool.
So we're letting the website do its own designations.
If anybody has any issues or whatever,
you can come to me and I'll put it up to like the other players.
And it has to be a unanimous decision of,
all right, you know what?
Websites on bullshit.
We're going to allow this thing.
we can let that happen.
Can we just call the owner of the creator of fantasy critic?
Sure.
Is that, oh, okay.
Yeah, just want to make sure that's legal for you.
I've reached out to the chat.
Yeah, you've reached out to the chat because I see you pinned a post in here says,
give me your picks.
I'm cheating.
We're not using the chat.
Get out of the chat, my chat is closed.
However, I do have super chats open.
So as we go, if you want to talk about what you would have picked or what this
where or why that's a bad pick, feel for your super channel.
YouTube.com slash kind of funny.
Blessing.
One more thing.
Making it clear.
I'm looking at a Google Doc.
Hades 2.0 comes out tomorrow.
That's not eligible. Okay.
Yeah. Hades 2 would not count if it came out tomorrow.
Stop trying to draft Hades 2, everybody.
So again, like I mentioned, reimaginings are available.
Remakes are available.
So something like The Legend of Zelda, Links Awakening,
something like Crash Insane Trilogy or Pokemon Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl,
those would be eligible.
Unannounced games are eligible, right?
If you wanted draft, I don't know, the next unannounced Mario game or whatever.
Go for it.
What's up, Tim?
Well, question.
Is that eligible if it's not on the website?
It is on the website.
That one is.
But like, unannounced Zelda game's not.
Are you sure?
Unannounced Star Fox games not.
I mean, the website has a lot.
I think if it's on the website you can do it, but if it's not, you can't.
Yeah, you can't.
If it's not, then either you can or maybe.
There's no gentleman's agreement here.
You're going to fucking say something and we got to.
As far as I've seen, because I've looked up a lot of these,
they have like their bases covered for like a lot of games that are rumored essentially.
Nintendo dogs.
Yeah.
That's the thing is rumored games usually are on there.
If it's something just doesn't exist yet, then it would probably
won't be on there.
Virtual reality is eligible.
Games that will release
internationally
interest.
Just put that on.
This is a great
sword and shield
simulator I was looking at.
Partial remakes are available.
So Demon Souls,
Shadow Colosses,
those things.
Expansion packs are eligible.
And then finally,
yearly installments are eligible.
So FIFA,
call duty, et cetera.
Hell yeah.
Those are the tags.
Fucking hit it
and let's do this.
This is a live draft.
Draft order, is it randomized?
It is randomized.
No.
Let's set the tone right now.
You earn your draft spot.
If you win, you're first and it goes down the line.
That's what we're doing like...
No, you come in last place.
You're asking at the bottom.
That's how we're saying.
I'm sending the tone right now.
You earned your pick and we've earned our party.
The commissioner.
Yeah, you're not the commissioner.
I was going to consider it.
I was going to consider it.
Yeah, you said it all angry.
You're out.
We've added Paris.
And like that just throws things for...
Paris picture number, we just put them right there.
So yeah, we're doing this
randomly.
Right?
Boo!
Love it.
I'm hitting the button.
I'm hitting the button now.
Push the button.
That's funny because they do, the recommended here is
inverse of last year's results.
But I am hidden it randomly for this year, like the way most sports
happened.
I am telling the people who made this to fuck off
and I'm doing it my way.
All right.
Your draft order
is as follows.
At number one, you have Sad Boy Barrett.
Yo!
Refresh it, Barrett. It should be there.
At number two, you have Snowbike Mike.
Are you fucking kidding?
You're so dumb. You're so dumb.
At number three, we have Tim Geddes.
At number four, you have Blessing.
At number five, you have Paris Lily.
At six, you have Raj Former.
At seven, you have Andy Cortez.
And at eight, you have Greg Miller.
That sucks.
That's insane.
Also something that should be of note, it is a snake draft.
So we will go in that order.
And then once we get to Greg Miller,
Greg then gets to go again,
and then we work our way reverse back up
through Andy, Roger, Paris, back all the way up,
and then, again, Snake, back the way down.
And so that's how it works.
Do we have any questions before we get started?
Yeah, how dare you?
God is good.
God is good.
That's not a question.
All right, let's do it.
Let's kick this thing off.
Sad boy, bear.
You're the first pick.
Oh, this sucks because I did not want to go first,
and I didn't expect to go first.
So I have a list of 40 games,
and one of those games is not GTA 6
because I wasn't expecting to get first spot
and I feel like that's got to be the first pick
It's got to be
It's got to be
I'm with you I hemmed in Hawn
What if it gets delayed?
I was dreaming last night of this
If it gets delayed like
You drop it?
Yeah I know
The thing about GTA which is great
For you Barrett right this
Is that they'll actually announce it
That's not coming out
Yeah
This is the problem with the other games
You pick some indie
And they just never say anything
You can never get it off your thing
GTA they will be very very
He'll get the chance to drop it.
That's a good call.
Yeah, it's...
I got to do it.
By the way, I already like what I'm seeing
in Super Chat right now.
It's kind of like our draft experts
where when people are putting in the game,
I'm like, oh, that's good.
I get to call out.
They said this about the game.
Where do I go to draft?
Roger just fucking, like...
Oh, you know what you get you not look at chat?
No, I'm looking at just...
All right, now you should be able to.
Fan funding.
The Super Chat, so I can do that.
They're not going to fucking...
Go ahead.
Get this.
Now he's calling it.
Now he's calling it out.
not people are going to start doing that.
That's fucked up.
If you think,
I mean,
I won't listen to you.
It's just like everything else in my life.
Maybe it's all just open up superchens.
All right,
I'm fine with that.
Actually,
I don't know.
Did you,
did he pick it?
He's him and home.
He's thinking.
He's thinking.
Oh,
I thought he already picked that.
I thought we're waiting for next.
Yeah,
I think he saw the game list and was like,
oh, there's more games.
Yeah,
when you go to pick your game,
it then shows up,
it shows the list of like...
The top ones.
Yeah, the top ones.
He gives a little cheat code.
I think he's stressing out.
Listen, you got this.
This is a good one.
I mean, you have to.
That's the unfortunate part about being first in this draft,
is you have to pick GTA6,
because if it does come out,
you don't miss out on the biggest game.
But you can draft Monster Hunter Wilds.
Wow.
Oh, a great pick.
Good pick.
He switched up.
All right, next time,
that's great for you, Mike.
Yeah, so Mike, Mike's not afraid to step up and take the ball.
It's GTA 6.
I mean, step up and get stepped over.
And guess what?
You have to pick GTAs.
The slightest hint of competition might get so testosterone.
He's such a problem.
Hey,
man,
maybe.
Putting Grand The McDonald's things
told me big blest.
Let me unsit my pants and get my big dick out.
It's just one of those, like, for a first round,
like, I want a guarantee,
whereas Gt six,
it's still like,
it's a little too scary for a first round.
Also,
I'd like that you're making Bless to do this for you.
Like, you have it open.
You have everything good.
The only reason I wanted Barrett to choose Gt six first is that I feel like
Barrett is like very,
oh,
GTA6 is getting.
delayed for sure for sure and I would love to hear him have to fight against himself throughout
the year. I really thought if Barrett picked Gt's ex and Michael's going to be like
fucking loser. What a miss? That's not coming out.
That's right. If I picked it, he would have said that. I think Mike's an idiot for this one.
This game's not coming out this year. Damn. Got to believe. Timothy Robert Gettys is on the
clock. I am once again choosing the game that fucked me last year. Didn't fuck me enough to lose.
but I am choosing unannounced mainline 3D Mario platformer
Oh, wow
Nice
You'll love to see it
That was what I was really between Tim was
Monster Hunter and Mario
Because it feels more guaranteed this year
Also I think enough people are logging on
That they're crashing the website right now
I think we're good
I think we're good
But yeah we're still right
All right so it's my turn I believe
Of course your publisher is HimTendo
Oh yeah
So I meant to read the publisher names
because there's a lot of good ones. I am him Tendo
this year. So far, Barrett has been
Boss Baby Productions. Mike was Team
Snowback Mike and Tim was hashtag
Let Tim publish.
I have drafted
Split fiction. Good for you.
Good pick. Smart. Okay.
Any worries?
Actually, no. I mean, we know.
You guys played it, right?
Yeah. I mean, that's a great selection.
Yeah. Yeah, because they had glowing things to say
we know from their last game that they have the stuff, right?
Like their last game, one game of the year and has a really good
Metacritic. I might have to double check
to see what that Metacritic is or Open Critic, but
I have good faith in that. And
do we have the date? It's coming on like March, isn't it?
Yeah, it's coming soon. So I don't think it's going to get pushed
to next year. I mean, I just Mike didn't tell you
that it was max out of 360P
in 30 frames for seconds. Sorry,
I didn't tell you that. I don't.
You should probably just drop it. It's a technical
disaster.
Barrett, if you refresh, I think it'll
pop it in there for me.
Next up, of course, is Paris with his publisher
P.
I'm a little conflicted because I have about three games in mind I could pick right here.
But I'm going to embrace my roots as a former co-host of the X-cast.
And I'm picking Fable.
Oh, wow.
He's rolling those dice right there.
I love that for you.
That's a big one.
The hail Mary down by 14.
I'll tell you what, that's the first one that pops up for you.
This is my countercalfoy's Andy.
That's my counter pick.
I just don't think it's coming out
I don't think they'll make it ever
Wait how to hell do I pick it
Why doesn't I let me do it?
Oh, okay, I got it
I got it
Yeah, I think the website's finicky right now
Because there's a lot of people logged on
But refreshing seems to fix things
This is funny.
If you want to make it worse for them
Kindof funny.com slash kFleague 2025
is where you just at home can keep up with
It would be spoilers if you're listening live
I'm sorry later.
Yeah, it's, it's chugging.
While that happens, I'll go to some of the super chats
from every be part of this,
super chat over at YouTube.com slash kind of funny games.
Memo Rantiria says, I fucking called it.
Mike would get GTA 5.
Love you, dude.
I loved and cried so much during the 10-year stream with y'all.
Love you all, and y'all inspire me every day.
Thanks, bro, bro.
Hey, Paris, let me see if I can do it for you.
Memo.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, it's just great out.
It's not let me, let me do it.
I think.
Oh, no, it says already own.
It says I have it.
I got it for you.
I see it in Mike's eyes.
Like, he's so evil and angry and like, something's all.
It's scary.
Up next is Roger with his team, Ilo-reach games.
A-low-reach games.
Thank you so much blessing for that name right there.
Last year, of course, I was A-Lo-Free.
This is A-L-Reech, everybody.
I'm going to go-sio-Tay.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's just, yeah.
This is the year of safety.
I'm not going to fucking swing for the fences.
We're just doing it.
Cut to Gosa Yote getting a...
Okay, so, you think that's coming out this year?
I think so. Yeah, I think so.
I think so. I'm typing it right now.
I think so, too.
Just desperately trying to get in the way of it.
Trying to make a counter pick everything.
I'm putting up at Lote, select a draft game.
And it's loading, I think.
You on your end?
Not yet.
It'll work. Don't worry about it.
If you want to try drafting information.
Yeah, I can try that.
Well, yeah, now I've got to log back in.
If you're watching live, click off.
we'll tell you we'll tell you
just watch it here I have it pulled up here
yeah all right I'll see if I can grab
we're letting you know what's happening
I'm gonna try one more time
hopefully that doesn't fucking remember I know
I see it it's there it's there
thank you everybody
I want to try drafting for everybody
since it seems successful for me so far
so yeah just tell me your game and I'll draft it for you
oh I wonder where he's gonna
okay so because of that how do you see the list
of the games if you
you should still be
able to on the site open the watch list
yeah and you'd see every you can see that's
the top available game
okay cool that helps
cheating I know it sucks
it's cheating you can get good
I mean you have to see it just to be able to like
it's like looking at you
yeah but you should make your list first
yeah like I make my list inside the watch list
though I make my little list then oh you can't
I have a list of 40 can I just click
select I can just click select
yeah
go to a Google Doc like everybody else
I'm saying you guys
Roger check if you guys
Roger, check if he has TwitchShed.
Why don't we got Snowbitch Mitch on the stander right now?
Send the tone.
I'm just sending the tone letting you know.
It's a terrible tone.
Andy, of course, is Nitro Rifle Games with your first pick.
Yes, I'm going to go with kind of a similar thing I did earlier or during last year's picks.
I'm like, should I go with something that's a little bit more certain?
And that's what I'm going to do.
It's a year of safety, Roger.
Year of safety.
I'm going with Civ 6.
Oh, smart.
Six.
Six.
So seven.
You know what I mean?
The sequel, yeah.
The new,
then you said this year.
I got you.
Well, I hate you because that was the one
that was a point of people were going to take.
I don't think Eldon Ring,
I'm worried about that.
Me too.
Same.
Yeah,
I'm not like dead set on Eldon.
I'm not dead set on Eldering being
good or out this year.
An above 85 or anything like that.
Yeah.
I could totally see that game coming in as like,
yeah, it's pretty good,
but whatever, you know.
Yeah.
A lot of the magic is lost for whatever reasons
for lower.
story, all that, all that stuff.
Sure.
Server issues, shit like that.
We're such dicks for trying to get them to get Civ 6.
That would never work, but we'll try it.
That's just the energy you got to bring.
Mike gets it.
Also, Andy's trying to throw you guys off.
You guys should get elderly.
Just so you know.
Yeah, of course.
We're going to draft.
No, bless is trying to throw you off.
No, I'm just saying.
Because Andy said a lot of negative things.
I'm just saying the IGN previews and the game spot preview.
Like, look at what team has to say.
That's true.
I don't think Tam blade it.
Your mouth is a little agape, and I'm like, yeah.
I legitimately have no qualms.
I'm picking Eldon Ring Nightring with my first pick here.
Let's go.
You fucking idiot.
You soul sickos are a bunch of weirdos.
It'll be fine.
I'm not worried about the lore when you're out there.
Triple Tina and Manila like you've always wanted your weirdos.
Millennia, first of all.
Well, I also just think about, you know, that bear bringing up a great point with
server issues, like how weird their online stuff has been anyway, you know?
The fact that we need mods to kind of play a certain way.
Stop talking.
Just let him draft it first.
I have no.
I'm not worried about it.
That's an 80 plus easy.
Well,
then you better be in that fucking server with us.
80 plus,
easy.
You better play with us.
You'll be 80 plus.
Then I'm going to go with my next pick
because I'm still on there,
right?
You're picking for me.
Yeah,
I'm picking for you.
Okay.
I want metal gear solid Delta.
Oh.
God.
Good job.
Smart pick.
Thank you.
Thank you.
So is Eldon Ring.
Yeah, that,
Alessa.
There's a lot of games.
All right.
We're back to Andy.
This was almost going to be my first
pick.
This is, okay.
I'm going to go with Doom the Dark Ages.
Nice. Very good pick.
I can't wait for that video game.
They said less air traversal sort of stuff.
All the things that people had issues with
in Doom Eternal.
You just had a buttload of
air jumping and dashing and people are like, how about
we just stay on the ground? They're going to keep it a lot more
grounded this time around. Hold on
I'm still going. You don't think there's
like fatigue with it being the third
Doom game now? Because I feel like Eternal had a little
bit of that already. I think it's been long enough.
I mean, that was the first game
we reviewed in the pandemic.
We didn't even have webcams.
We did an all-audio
podcast with Imran Khan and Nick Scarpino.
Nick Scarpino. I remember that.
All right. It's been drafted.
Next up, Roger.
Come on.
Drafted it last year.
Didn't happen for me, but I'm going to do it because I think it's going to happen this year.
It has to happen this year.
Metroid Prime 4.
Oh, I wanted that.
Yeah.
I mean, we're all like, oh, the trailer didn't look great.
It's going to look amazing on Switch 2.
It's going to be good.
That's a fantastic pick.
Thank you.
Like, I don't think people care about it.
People don't care about the graphics.
We can have a long conversation if you want.
I don't think it's going to do as good as you think it's going to be like an media.
Don't tell him that.
Don't tell him that.
He said it out loud.
We're going to talk about it.
Yeah, Bear wants to exist in shadows.
All right, we're out here playing in the light.
Shadow playing in the light.
All right, Paris, Lily.
And I'm recovering for a cold.
Apologies for my voice.
So, Roger, I know you're trying to live safe here.
Wait, for the record, his voice still sounds awesome.
Well, good.
I know you're trying to be safe.
Mm-hmm.
I like to live on the edge.
Yes.
Hollow night silk song.
Oh, my God.
My man.
My fucking man.
This is the year.
Truly.
This is the year.
You're right. You're right.
100% is the year.
100%.
Yeah.
Half-life 3.
100%.
What, I mean,
100%.
I would, I would, no, I wouldn't say I bet my car, but I would.
Can I buy your car?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's no other year.
It could be, Pats.
Legitinently, I think if it doesn't come out this year, they come out and go like, hey, guys,
it's simply not working.
Yeah.
Creative differences.
Do you think it's still?
song like actually or it's just hollin at six song we're just haulin light six
song yeah all right it's me um i'm going death's raining two on the beach
hey hey kind of a risky one jeff so jeff bull jr super chats in and says death stranding two is
going to be amazing finally just played through one last month and i'm very hyped for two
someone pick it up you cowards that was right after uh mr grover wrote in and said uh people
didn't get death stranding when it first came out they get it now death stranding two will
be critically acclaimed.
Kajima makes good number two's.
That's a great call.
Yeah, it is.
And when I say risky, I just mean like risky in terms of, I don't think you're going
to get like a bazillion points from this.
But also I do think it will do better than death running one did because people believe
in it and understand the property now.
But I also think there's that risk factor.
I think death running two is the type of game that depending on who's reviewing it and what
agenda they have.
Yeah.
That's going to affect the metacritic.
Yeah.
So, you know, looking at the open critic for death training one, right?
It has an 83, which I want more than that with my second pick, right?
And I think the reason I have faith in death training, too, is to the point of the super chatter.
I think people get it a bit more now.
I think the Destrating one coming out of nowhere and people kind of, you know, getting their bearings being like, oh, okay, I'm just delivering things.
Like literally the gameplay loop is just me delivering things.
I think one that put a lot of people off, threw a lot of people off.
I think going into this one as well, I think this one has the benefit of the production, the budget.
it feels like they're pushing things further in terms of how it's being presented and like the cut
scenes and like you see the little puppet guy that's going at a different frame rate you see like
the Troy Baker doing his Troy Baker ass shit right like that's what he does he does and that's what
he does and that's what he does the game looks like he's trying to take it to another level in terms
of spectacle and presentation i think you mix that you mix it you take that you mix it with the
art house element of it you mix it with hit with kojima i do like i do think maybe yeah there could
be like an agenda thing of my people might not fuck with like the cojimaness of it but i think
there's on the critic side on the review side i think way more people do fuck with the kogima shit
than don't um and so like i am expecting at least honestly like i'm going for a 90 on this one right
like i think this will be a big step up i think that's too much but i'd love that but grover i think
has it right of like i think people didn't know what you expect for death stranding so now death stranding
too you're like oh you're gonna be in the right headspace if you're reviewing i forgot someone wrote
in i thought you're just bringing back uh uh grover as a character my friend grover well i think
whatever the sort of mentality
you have with Death Shining 1
when it first came out, I think a lot
of the, I think
even Kojima and his whole production studio
when they came out with that director's cut
and had all these new
items that you could get in the game that help
out the world and
helped kind of make the world
less, you know, there was less
friction there and the world was fighting against you a bit less
and they had new machines to kind of
help you traverse and they came out with all these different
items where everybody who played at a launchers
like, shit, I wish I would have had that stuff at the launch,
even though I still really enjoyed it.
I think they kind of understand what the game should be now.
And if Caroline Polichick has a song on there.
That's a 93.
That's a 93.
That's crazy.
Tim Getty's.
Remember, you couldn't even get 93 points in this league.
We're already getting to a point where this is getting a little more difficult
than I expected.
Two picks in.
And we have three more to go after this as a group.
Like, we got a big old team.
There are not that many games.
You're not looking at the list.
For the record, right?
No, there are a ton of games.
But I'm just like, I feel like the heavy hitter sure, sure fire.
Like, oh, man, we're fighting to get these things.
Like, we're running out.
I mean, when you think about it, you know, we've added a new person with Paris.
And, like, that adds 10 more games overall.
Yeah.
That's going to be drafted this league and five more games today.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
We love you, Paris.
So definitely, I'm between two right now.
I think I'm going to end up getting more points from Pokemon Legends, Zod.
Dang.
Smoking that Zob, bro.
This is the longest they've taken to actually develop a Pokemon game in a very long time, if not ever.
Taking 2024 off is a very good decision.
We haven't seen that game since Pokemon Day, February last year.
I imagine the first time we'll see it.
It will be next month.
And I think that it'll be on a new switch.
Oh, well, we'll see.
It'll be playable on it for sure.
But anyway, either way, I think it's going to review well.
That shit's going to run like butt.
It's gonna run so bad.
It's gonna be 4K if it's be 20.
The frame rate sucked though.
It looks like our budget.
Scarlet was,
Scarlet had bugs and all these issues, right?
But I remember even yeah,
Legends, the last one.
It looked really gross.
Like playing it on the TV.
I like,
and that's the thing is I think even a bad
Pokemon or even like a,
let me not say bad,
even a Pokemon that has performance issues
is still gonna get good reviews
because it's Pokemon.
Yep.
Mike.
Uh, yes.
Your boy,
I'm like Mike.
Speaking to the mic.
A lot of selections here.
A lot of options.
Thank you so much.
And I'm going to bet on a kind of funny best friend, Ben Star.
Expedition 33, please.
I like that.
I think a lot.
Yeah.
Now I play for fantasy games, Tim.
I'm into the motion.
You know what I mean?
I like turn-based games.
I like weird combat.
I like talking about this.
That's why I picked these games.
So I'm going to believe in Expedition 33.
Big X-factor there with that one.
Huge X-factor.
I feel like it could be a huge shit or it could just kind of be like,
that was this.
There's a lot of people that's trying to...
Yeah, it's something trying to hit that, like, Atlas turn-based thing
and just not hitting it.
Yeah, it's...
It looks insane.
It looks so good.
I'm hopeful.
Sam.
All right, bear it.
Uh-oh.
You lost your...
Next one.
No.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Are you still up with us?
I got it, yeah.
You can tell me your pick.
Um, my next pick, and this is for round two...
Your final pick of round...
The final pick of round two.
Yeah, the final pick of round two.
I'm going one that feels like it's time.
It has been eight years, I believe,
almost eight years since we've seen a game from this developer.
We're going with Earthblade.
Wow.
I think I picked that like maybe a year or two ago.
I watched that trailer recently.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
I can't believe we watched that shit live on whatever game awards it was,
and I kind of forgot it.
I was even there and I feel like I was maybe
we were drunk or I don't know what me and Tim
were doing at the time, but after rewatching
I was like, God dang, I can't wait for this freaking game.
Bear, can you throw a trailer? I actually don't remember this game.
I don't know. This is the next game from the developer
of Celeste. Oh.
And so, yeah, it's been almost
seven years since Celeste.
Because Celeste, I believe, was 2018.
That's a great. And yeah, they have
they've pretty much just been working
on this since then. It just
kind of feels right, especially with the
first year of potentially the Switch
too, you know?
The makers have
less, I think, now called
extremely okay games,
making a Metroidvania
with this art style,
with the already incredible
traversal gameplay,
adding combat,
like this is,
this is gonna hit like nothing else.
The question is,
does this come out?
Because I can see this being
another Hollow Night situation.
These Indies.
I think Barrett's right on.
I think it's been one of those
that has been kind of gestating for a while.
And I think this trailer,
if you look at the Day Barrett,
Was it 2020?
It was 22.
Yeah.
And I think it had a year, didn't it?
No, I don't think it did at that, at the end.
2024.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's okay.
And like that.
I want this to come out because I want to play this game very badly.
Yeah.
I think it's when we talk about how unreliable, like, gaming windows are, like,
dates and windows are for even AAA publishers and developers.
I think it you multiply that for indie developers.
We're like, us watching this, like, sure, like, I think the studio.
you might have planned for it.
It might have planned for it to come out in 2024
and you might think, all right, cool, one year,
2025, sure it's going to come out this year.
This game, I can see it being like three more years.
Oh, yeah, 100%.
But there's just something...
It's a metro deal.
It feels like if I didn't pick it up,
it was going to get up eventually
and I wanted to be the one to get it.
Very smart, very smart.
I can't wait for that.
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And we're back, which means because of the snake draft, we're right back to the boss baby, Barry Courtney.
Wooee!
So DLC is available, correct?
Yes.
Oh, getting spicy.
Yeah, he's getting the new Suicide Squad expansion.
It's the final one, they got to kill it.
They're putting on a Joker again.
I'm looking at my second tier priority list here.
I'm thinking.
I'm thinking.
You do need to have a bit where
I forgot to take the time code for round three
We show Baird calling the developer
and be like, hey, how are you doing?
I'm doing great, Mr. Courtney.
Well, how do you, how do you,
would you like being a part of the squad here?
I would love to be.
How would you like to join Boss Baby Productions?
Fuck.
There's three sequels that I have.
I feel like two of them are big questions
and one of them seems a bit more solid just in terms
of actually coming out this year.
I'm going Citizen Sleeper, too.
Oh, fuck you.
You bitch.
A great pick.
I hate you.
God damn it.
Is that just based on how good it was last time around?
Yeah, Andy talked a big game about it when it first came out.
And I remember a lot of podcasts that I was listening to like remap and or maybe Waypoint at the time.
And I think a couple people on Minmax like really loved the first game.
And it was one that Andy talked to me so much about of like, dude, you got to play this game.
And also just doing my research.
I have a list of like 40 games on here.
And so I just did a lot of like, all right, how did that review the first time or
And it reviewed much better than in my head when it came out.
And that actually coming out very soon.
Again, safe year.
You got to try to find your guaranteed picks.
So that is for round three, I think a solid pick.
Or sophomore slump from a great, you know, developer.
We'll see.
It happens, you know?
Starward Vector is the like subtitled.
No, that game's going to fuck.
I was giving me my next pick.
I had that right next to my list.
Good grab, Barrett.
Thank you.
Mike, you're up next.
Thank you, blessing, Commissioner, for having me.
I will select Kingdom Come Deliverance 2.
Oh, wow.
I had thought about it.
The first one didn't do great on Open Critic,
and I know that was a long time ago or whatever,
but that was my one.
Yeah, some new energy.
That first one, I think, kind of came and win.
I think a lot of people either played and loved it
or a lot of people didn't play it.
So I think we have a different kind of energy
heading into number two
with more of the general populace
going to probably jump on this one.
I think they're going for a fun tone here with this,
and I think we'll grab a lot more people than the first one did.
So I'm going to bet on that one.
We're kind of in this fun phase now when you get to pick three, four, and five of like,
you're in the mid-tieres here, right?
And you could go any which way.
And you're betting on that, like, 82 to 87 windows where you want to be here.
I'm going to go with that.
Love it.
Timothy Geddes.
We're in that, that point where you're either in the mid-tier of the known quantities or
you're in the double or nothing tier of beyond-known, okay?
Is he about to get spicy?
I'm only spicy in the sense that I truly believe.
I mean, I know that this game's going to review well when it comes out.
Will it come out this year?
Yeah.
And I think the answer is yes.
I think it's time.
It makes sense.
I'm going 2K.
Damn, you piece of shit.
Oh, great.
That's great.
You're fake fan.
He just lost a point.
He doesn't care about the R.
Fuck.
That was a different direction.
I thought you were going, damn.
Yeah.
I think it is dated for 2025, right?
I forget.
I think it is.
Everything I've been looking up.
Everything is pointing to 2025 for sure.
It feels right.
It's going to be this year.
I think it comes out this year and I think it's going to kill.
2KXO.
Fuck that name.
We got a league of legend fighting game.
All right, there we go.
So it's my turn.
And I'm trying to play the game of
what wavelength are you guys on?
Right?
Like, are you guys doing the same thing that I'm doing?
are you looking for those little indies?
Are you looking for those, you know,
games that we've seen at presentations before
that, like, nobody else might have noticed, but you noticed?
I got one in my head down.
I know Greg's noticed.
Whatever your normal strategy is,
it hasn't worked since 2021.
Just a heads up on that.
What was the last year?
2023!
I'm drafting this game.
It's called Wander Song.
Or Wander Stop.
Wanderstop.
One of those.
This is a game that is,
being published by Anapurna. It looked really
cool. It's like a cozy,
almost like a community building game, but it has
kind of a dark twist to it. It's being developed by
the same dev
as Stanley Parable. Oh, yeah.
Classic. Okay.
And I think this is one of those ones where I think
is going to catch people off guard and really charm
them. I like it.
One day it will go through on my website.
I see it. Oh, you see it? Okay.
Paris Lily.
Oh, you muted. You muted. Pairs, you muted.
here's again he's going
no I do
I don't
I know
screaming
I got a couple
games here
one I'm gonna take a gamble
that it will come back around
so I'm going to pick
like a dragon
pirate yakuza in Hawaii
see that's an interesting one right
I thought about it
the reason why I'm not picking it
is because I'm going off
of the last spin-off game
that they did which is man who raised his name
which I believe got like an 80
right, which is not bad, right?
But those, it's, it's a smaller game.
It is, you know, derivative of the last game.
So, I don't know.
You're not going to get the highs of you got from like a dragon, infinite wealth.
I was hoping to get it because I want points on the board.
Sure.
It's guaranteed points on the board.
It is.
But also, oversaturation, maybe?
No, never.
Never for these in this.
Like a Brite Jess, never.
I feel if you look up the open critic for Like a Dragon Eishon, it's probably the exact same.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Someone pointed out in chat is that.
It is Majima, Roger.
It is Majima.
People wanted him.
People do want Mahjima, and he is a pirate.
In Hawaii.
In Hawaii, indeed.
Roger, what you got?
A lot of ways.
A lot of ways I can take this.
A lot of ways I can take this.
I'm going to go,
I'm surprised that Paris didn't take this one.
It kind of makes me scared.
I'm going to go south of midnight.
I'm going to go south of midnight.
You could have picked it.
I don't know.
Who's on the board?
He'll be mad at me.
It's called a gamble.
and a fucking loss, okay?
So I'll take your game.
Yeah, yeah.
It's not the much on the board.
So I'm going to take south and midnight.
I think that game is going to deliver.
You played it, right?
No, I saw it, but I didn't get to play it.
Yeah, I got to watch them play it.
Okay.
Interesting.
What are they trying to hide, do you think?
Yeah, exactly, right?
Yeah.
I'm really hopeful.
That's one of those ones that, like, it looks awesome.
I'm incredibly stoked for it, but just, like, given their past, they haven't quite hit yet.
You know what you mean?
Their games always look very good, but I don't think that they, they've released something
that has that like real level of quality
and I hope that this is the breakout of that.
It's also like, I hope it's the breakout
but is it a breakout that's actually
coming this year as well?
It's coming this year. I think it's this year.
Yeah.
It'll be early previews, right? Yeah.
I think it'll be first half of this year.
First half. Oh.
Andy, what you got for me?
Uh,
I don't know why I'm doing this, but
I don't know why I'm doing this.
Who am I?
I know exactly what he's about to say.
I was going to say, it's a good pick.
It's a good pick.
It's a great pick.
When you said Paris, I was like, oh, he's going to pick a vow.
That's where, yeah, that's where I was, you know, I've always been kind of questioning
this game.
And then once, though, you know, we had that big, they had that big preview event.
A lot of people really enjoy their time with it.
And I feel like it's, I feel like it's guaranteed points.
I don't think it's going to be a 90 or above by any means, but I think it's guaranteed, like,
you know, 85.
No, I think this is a mid-80s game
From what we got to preview
Yeah, did you get to play it?
No
Playing the preview was the thing that really turned me around
Where before I wasn't really looking forward to it as much
Like I was like, okay cool, it's gonna be another one of these
But like playing it, I was like, oh shit, this is
I actually want to play a lot more of this, right?
Like I think the combat actually feels pretty good
For the kind of game that it is
And I think the world's interesting
And like they got really cool spells and upgrade systems and stuff
Yeah, I was all set to go in and talk about the fact that
Since I did the preview, it's the game that I keep
going downstairs to play something else. I'm like,
I wish I had a vowed. I want to go
experience that world. And I think it's that thing where
combat
with a sword and shield or whatever might feel not
clunky but basic, but then it's the idea of
well, what if you want to use a spell? What if you want to do this?
I think it's really going to be the permutations of the
conversations you have too of like, oh, you
picked this race, so this is a car. I didn't even knew
that. I never had that option because I didn't do X, Y, and Z.
I think it's going to deliver on that nerdy
ass RPG thing. That'll get you the
points you're looking for. It's like, it's 1,000 of
obsidian RPG. And I'm like, I think
before I didn't realize that just watching the
trailers or whatever but playing it you're like oh this is
obsidian they got the stuff. What made you
guys not want to draft it earlier?
There's too many other things.
Yeah, I don't think it's I don't think it's I hope
I'm wrong. It doesn't strike me as it's going to be at 90
I think it's solid points but not big points
so I'm trying to get the bigger stuff off the board first.
I'll admit I was thinking of drafting
it earlier but then I was thinking
well maybe these these guys won't
be thinking what I think and I can get it later
so I was trying to hold off.
Arturo Tron Robo Bartender
Super Chat and
a long time ago and said,
Avad might be the sleeper hit of 2025.
Both Pillars of Eternity games
got 90s on Open Critic.
Everyone forgets Obsidian
is one of the greatest RPG developers
of all time.
We're looking forward to that
and hopeful for that as well.
Greg Miller,
you have two back-to-back picks here.
I do.
I do.
I don't like to smile.
Well, it's funny because the Super Chats came in.
I'm like, fuck,
like there's comments about both of them.
So, let's start here.
Video games.
They've been around.
No, no, we're talking about getting points, right?
And like, you know, I have a beholder, what's it going to be?
Is it game good or bad?
Sometimes, you know, you're on the outside.
You don't know.
But I'm going to draft the Indiana Jones D.L.C.
Let's fucking go.
Let's fucking go.
Let's fucking go.
Indiana Jones and the Great Sir Gertz are the Order of Giants.
I am drafting.
I just want to be clear.
Greg, this pick is, is atrocious.
Like, like, I mean, we'll see if this even gets enough reviews to like,
Cal-in.
It'll get the reviews.
You think?
What did you get off of it for the base game?
Well, base game, I did well, but I'm saying, like, will the DLC even get enough reviews?
I mean, I'll stop you right there.
A thousand percent.
But they will, they will they be good.
Yes.
I don't think they're going to be the 90s.
I think that what's going to happen is that there's going to be so few of them that the weight of
each number means that much more.
Yeah.
And all these fucking losers at home with their.
Indiana Jones had, who don't know a good video game
from a fucking hole in the wall. I're going to say it's great.
I win. I fucking win.
It's all fine. Don't worry about it.
Can I take this moment
really quick, Greg? Because I was
even going to address this on the show, but since you picked
indie, I have to. So since
you were not at the game awards this year, and I
was, I was literally
your proxy for indie. What the
fuck was he thinking with that score?
Yeah. That's awesome. So,
congrats on that. You were 0.5 above me.
Did they yell at you too?
Don't try to distance yourself from it.
I had nothing to do with it.
For the record, I loved it.
Yeah, you hit the game video game.
Yeah, on the stream when we call it Troy Baker,
he gave me shit about it.
Hold on.
There was this indie thing in it.
Yeah, yeah.
Nigel Martin 35 says,
Mike's PowerPoint was something special.
He truly is one of us.
You're the greatest Mike.
Indiana Jones D.L.C., by the way,
everyone but Greg will rate it highly.
And I'm with you on that one, Nigel.
I think that's where it's going to be.
And then, yeah, now it gets interesting.
And like I said,
don't look at my list.
Like I said,
it wasn't.
I saw you.
I got a game for you, Greg.
No.
I have a couple games.
There's no shortage of games on my list.
But it is where do you want to go?
I believe in you.
I believe in you, who I don't believe in all these fucking indie developers.
You know what I mean?
They sit around and fart around of these games forever.
You know what I mean?
Don't applaud that.
I mean, he's got to take to make, for one person to make,
a game, you know what I mean? Come on.
Like a 2D Metrovania for 10 years.
How long is Deltruan
I'm going to come out for?
Oh, God.
Let me check one date here.
Let me check one date here, please, okay?
You got people, like, in oil rigs.
We used to build houses, man.
I'm just worried.
You know, about, I want to pick this
because of their back.
What they've done.
Cheater.
Pick the Starfield D.L.C.
I wish.
I definitely don't trust you all to review that fairly.
Fairly.
Not well,
only me and Paris
understand what that game truly is.
Everybody else is in the fucking industry.
You sound like grums.
What you got?
What you got?
I think I can pick the one I want more.
My heart's into one that's far down there.
I'm going to pull the trigger and say,
Mina, the hollower.
Wow.
It's a similar.
Huh?
That fucked me last year.
It's a similar.
It's got to be the year, right?
And it's Yacht Club, and they're so fucking good.
And Shovel Night was so well supported and so beloved.
You have to imagine this one.
Whenever it comes out, it's going to be fucking awesome.
And if it's not going to come out, please say it's not going to come out.
That's me last year.
I think it's going to be awesome.
I do think that this year makes more sense than previous years because of the finality they're putting on shovel night.
They're celebrating the end of shovel night a lot early this year.
But, God, let them rest.
Yeah.
Let him rest.
Right.
Let that man rest.
This night's been shoveling, man.
That's later.
That's on the future.
All right.
Andy, you're up.
I mean, you know, we have to write some wrongs.
Ah, shit.
Yeah, here we go.
Because, well, it's not what you think it's going to be.
But last year, I was wronged.
And I would have been in the triple digits.
Oh, wow.
Had this game come out.
But it'll come out this year.
That's Skate Story.
Yeah.
That was all my short list.
That's a good one.
That game preview.
You really think Skidgett.
State Story's going to review well.
Yes. Every preview I see of it is like,
holy shit, this game is transformative.
Skillup just put up a preview like a few weeks ago.
That was like, oh, like this is a game right here.
I don't know. People were playing it. Yeah.
That's very exciting for me.
And also Furiate and furoriting for you.
Why aren't you playing it? Why am I not playing it?
What the fuck?
Digging my inbox real quick, see if I missed it.
Spam-a-shed.
Do you guys want a preview this game or not? Was your fucking problem?
My turn?
Yep.
A lot of directions.
A lot of games.
A lot of games.
Let's drop deac.
Let's help each other.
I got some great.
I got great games.
Let me help you.
I'm not listening to Mike.
I got some great games.
Is it too late to do it?
This is me.
If you see Devolver, you respond back.
This is me.
How many do we need?
Who all wants to play skate story?
I'm good.
Me.
You want to play skate story?
Three.
Get one for Andy.
Yeah.
I am going to go.
go with a sequel to a beloved
indie game. And I think this was
year, last year was the year of card games
and I think this next year is going to be year of card games
again. God damn it. Slade the Spire 2.
I hate you so much. Slade the Spire 2nd.
You guys. Come back to the generation.
He's coming back this year, everybody.
I can't believe that was on the tail for so long.
Well, I was thinking about it earlier
and it was one of like, oh, if I can pick that
up in four or five, I'll be happy.
Play the Spire one to have like a 90.
Yeah, but the thing is, it's been so long
and like after, now that we're on
the other side of so many other different like roguelike deck builder type of thing.
Inscription.
Is Slay the Spire 2 going to hit the same?
There is such a, such a fan base for that game.
Like it goes so deep and it is outside of our circles, it goes so deep.
So I think that this game's going to hit.
Yeah.
I can't wait for it.
I need to play.
Fair.
Put it on the, on the title of this podcast.
Is Slay the Spire 2.
Concord 2.0.
Wow.
This is the highlight.
Then you're asking the questions
other journalists are afraid to.
If Concord comes out in 2017,
maybe it's a big hit.
I laid it up for Andy
and he just fucking dunked it right there.
He understood my point.
That really sheds my whole strategy now.
Concord, right?
Has Concord come back?
You know what I may think about that?
That'd be awesome.
Paris Lily.
You're up next.
I'm scared to pick this game,
but I feel like I should.
Mm-hmm.
Do it.
Damn it, I don't, I feel like I'm screwed to the order I'm in the draft where all the good stuff's going to get taken if I don't pick this and the other thing I want to pick.
But I'm going to go with Assassin's Creed shadows.
That is not what I expected.
Oh, that's what I fully expected.
It's like it should be good.
We know it should be good.
It's Assassin's Creed.
They obviously delayed it.
God damn it, this one might screw me.
Good.
Assassin's Creed in the same sentence.
of this guy.
It's going to be the one for me.
I can feel it, Paris.
We still have that bed, I believe.
It was going to be the one, man.
I want to play for more than 11 hours, guaranteed.
Wow.
Okay.
Real commitment.
Same, same, Andy.
I may leave it running for my...
All right.
May forget to Alt F4.
It's me.
What up?
Do I want to get wild?
Yeah, you did.
It's him.
Do I want to get crazy?
Get crazy.
Don't want to get kind of a little freaky up in this bitch.
Whoa.
Mario Kart.
No!
No, you fucker!
You fucker!
Mario Kart.
It's happening.
Save that one.
God damn it.
Oh, you got it.
Not so famous James Super Chadden said no,
unannounced Mario Kart or is it just not ready yet?
Tim, you thought you could just let it get away?
No, I was going to be my next pick.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Either me or Tim is getting points, I feel like.
So as long as the Switch 2 comes out this year, which it has to.
So this is Mario Kart 9.
right? You don't think that they're just
something different. You don't think that they're just going to make
Mario Kart 8 super deluxe and put all
the DLC into one package and just put it on there. They need
to sell a switch to. They need that. There's a lot of deals.
A lot of DLC that people don't have. I think it launches with Switch 2.
I know my nieces and nephews. They don't got that deal. See, it's a new game
to them. But it's not. It's not. That doesn't sell people on buying
and they can just, if they already have a Switch, they can just buy that stuff.
Yeah. This is them, this is the reason why you need to buy the Switch 2.
You Normies that bought a Switch 1 in 2017.
Also, the verbiage on the Webbing.
side is Mario Kart and then in parentheses
unannounced next mainline
console game. So whatever that means. It might not be nine.
Yeah, exactly. But it'll be nine. It'll be nine. If it's
DLC, I'm going to fucking flip my shit and you get
the points. Oh, fuck. I don't know if DLC
I think it launches with Switch too.
No, sorry. I think it's a Lung
package. You think it's like a deluxe? Yeah, a deluxe. Marri-Card
is already a deluxe. Yeah, I know.
If they do a super deluxe,
then it's like, all right. That does sound like
some Nintendo shit. It does.
Which I don't think would count for this because that would again just be a
port. All right, well, you said it.
I think we think it matters
what Mr.
I'm sorry, what Mr. Fantasy
is things.
Yeah, Mike will get him on the phone.
Here's the thing, right?
Which is not going to help you.
Switch 2 is going to have a big,
at least one big Mario game on it.
Most likely I would think either,
we're both,
a 3D Mario that Tim's has on his thing
or a Mario Kart.
Yeah.
Which one?
I think Mario Kart 9 launches with Switch 2.
I think 3D Mario
launches with Switch 2,
Mario Kart 9 is later in the year.
Yeah.
And I think the opposite word,
I think 3D Mario's holiday.
That's my guess.
We'll see.
We'll find out soon.
Yep.
We better.
Tim Geddy's.
You're okay, Mike?
Making great picks over here.
Damn.
Roger refuses to talk with me.
Also, I'm glad I still after him, Tim,
because it's going to be your car.
Mike looks like he works at a craft brewery,
and he just came over to your table to take your order.
Like, what do you guys want?
I was laughing before the ad because he looked like an iPad kid.
He just had the iPad on his chest.
Well, he doesn't just look like one here.
Well,
I'm done having fun, unfortunately.
Just because I have one more Nintendo thing,
but I'm like,
I don't need to bring it up on the show.
It's not going to get taken,
even though I'm feeling kind of good about it.
I don't think you are.
Come on, man.
It's very specific in my mind.
I think I'm going to take it.
What I'm going to say right now is Dragon Quest 1 and 2 HD 2 remake.
That's fun.
Points on the board.
I like that.
That's a safe one.
I like it.
I could have someone that was out already.
That was three, I think.
Yeah, three came first in the one and two.
I have three on my draft thing last year, I think.
I don't know how many points it got me, though.
I drafted it and then dropped it or something to that effect.
It got you a good amount of points, I think, bless.
It was like 15.
I did 85.
Yeah, that's a really good one.
That's a really good one.
Going to be completely honest with you guys.
Thought that this was going to be the first one coming out,
and the second one was coming later.
So, whatever.
Whatever, I'll still take it.
All right.
Mike.
Oh, wow.
Thank you so much, Bless.
Do I have two selections left?
Yes.
Okay, great.
A lot of great games on my board to see you know, Greg.
Roger doesn't want to look at him, so I won't tell him any of them.
Do you want me to come a look?
If you'd like to know a couple, I got a couple good ones for you, Greg.
Please come on by.
Stars in the bar, stars in the bed.
Stars and the bars got knocked over.
Thank you.
Let him do it.
Just let him do it.
I got a couple of these.
This is going to be really good.
Come over here.
This one for you right there.
That one's for you right there.
I appreciate that.
I have a draft today because I don't.
I know, but I'll put that one for you just in case.
Blessing, you know,
2024 was all about a year of me stepping out of my comfort zone
and trying new games, trying new things,
exploring new genres.
And there was, when I was cheating,
I'm not cheating anymore,
but when I was cheating,
there was one kind of funny best friend out there
that recommended one game,
and I'm willing to take it.
Trails in the sky, first chapter.
Blessing, please put it on the big board.
I don't know what this is.
get ready, you're going to learn
today, okay?
It's a, um,
it's talking to himself.
I forget, like, Trails of Cold Steel,
like heroes, whatever that franchise is.
Yeah, you know what, bless, you know it.
Good job.
I mean, I know of it.
Someone knows it.
That was for you, one kind of funny best friend.
What's their name?
Don't know.
It's Karen Hahn.
It's a hundred percent.
I don't know what was.
I don't know what was.
I'm going to try, didn't you?
I hope this is like the metaphor moment from last year.
we're all laughing and then it's like, oh no, this is like 100.
It's like a 904.
First game on OpenGre to get 100 years.
This will get your points.
Thank you, bless.
This will for sure get you points.
Hold on.
How many points we'll see.
Yeah.
Barrett.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Also, like, just to share some of my strategy for some of you out there because I do like,
you know, helping you guys out.
I love it.
I've been trying to select games that like are tough counterpicks as well.
Like, I think there's a lot of games on my big board right here where I could select them,
but I'm worried that maybe they get pushed out of 2024 or 2025 and beyond.
Maybe that's like an easy one to lock me into.
So I'm really trying my best to make it hard for you to look at my team and go,
I'm going to counterpick that and force me into a bad situation.
So think about it.
I appreciate you saying that because I would have fucked myself next thing.
See?
Got them covered.
That's a great call because that's what happened to me last year.
I think like three people counterpicked my games and I was just fucking.
Yeah, you were locked in.
Um, it was tough.
It was tough.
I've got my last two picks back to back.
And after this, we should do a quick run-through of everybody's lists before we go under the final round.
Okay.
I've got like, hmm.
See, Greg, it's the same, yeah, like the question of like the indie space, right?
Yeah, yeah, I can't trust them.
How much do you want to rely on it?
How much do you want to rely?
Oh, shit, dude.
On a dev that is saying that they're coming out with two games this year?
Don't believe them.
No.
Yeah.
At least one of them has to come out.
Yeah, it's going to be the one that they've been marketing.
That's right.
007 from I.
Yeah.
Hitman 4.
I think I know what you're talking about.
The Dragon Game for Xbox.
Oh, shit.
I forgot about that.
Yeah.
That announced or just...
I don't know.
I think Phil Spencer told me.
I am...
Now, whatever you do, don't ever mention this.
He said, don't tell anybody.
This is tough.
This sucks.
This is this type in video games, 20, 25?
Like, we are?
I love these episodes, man.
They're great.
I've got a point of desperation.
I want to tell you right now, looking at Tim's screen, he's out of picks.
He's out of picks.
He's out of picks.
I'll tell you all right now, I am looking at the, by release date, sorted, call of duty.
For my fourth pick,
Bless, we'll have to see if,
we'll have to see if this one's on here.
I'm going to go with C of Stars,
throws of the watchmaker.
Oh, okay.
It's a new story,
story DLC that's coming out.
It's slated for this year.
It's apparently free story DLC as well.
Spring 2025 is what the famous critic says.
I think that is a,
we'll see if they actually make that window,
if they make this year.
but see if stars got reviewed very well.
And, you know, Paris and I, you know,
we represented it a couple of years ago
for kind of funny game of the year.
It's a fantastic game.
And I only, I don't expect anything
less than fucking amazing.
Sabotage, what a talented studio.
Yes, exactly.
So if they've been cooking up for a bit
on like big story DLC,
I think it's going to be very good.
So, yeah, that is my round four pick.
So before we move on to round four,
Let's recap and reverse order of the thing here so we can go through and end on Barrett so we can start there.
If you go down to Ecto 1 games so far in four rounds I have drafted Eldon Ring Night Rain.
Metal Gear Solid Delta Snake Eater.
Indiana Jones in the Great Circle, the Order of the Giants in Mina the Hollower.
Up next is Nitro Rifle Games.
That's Andy or as he lists it Cortez.
With number one, with his first pick, he picked Sid Meyer Civilization 7,
then Doom the Dark Ages avowed and Skate Story.
Up next is Raj former
With the one, the only
A-Lo, A-L-Rich
Games
He's got Ghost of Yotai
Yotai.
Yote, now I'm ahead of it.
Yote.
Yote.
Every time I say it, Yote.
Yote.
I would be T-A-I.
Thank you.
Yote.
Metroid Prime 4, Beyond,
south of midnight,
and Slay the Spire 2.
Up next is Paris
Lily with positivity P.
It's Fable,
Hollow Night Silk Song.
Like a Dragon,
pirate yakuza in Hawaii,
in Assassin's Creed shadows.
Roger, you popped off
just so you know.
I'm looking at the list.
You popped off.
Thank you, man.
I appreciate it.
Blessing has him Tendo.
He has split fiction.
I don't like that blessing.
You read mine
and then Blessing purposely
goes back to Roger to.
It's all dogs shit
except for this one.
You put it just as to screen shadows.
We'll do one from me.
Blessing has split fiction,
Death Stranding 2 on the beach,
Wander Stop in Mario Kart
unannounced next mainline console game.
You are a reigning champion
who has the little crown.
next to his name Tim Getty's hashtag Let Tim publish picks unannounced mainline 3D Mario
platformer, Pokemon Legends Zah, 2KO, or no, 2XKO, which also isn't how you say it, right?
No, you got it.
Oh, good.
Dragon Quest 1 and 2 HD, 2D remake.
Snowbike Mike has picked so far for team Snowbike Mike.
Grand Theft Auto 6.
I've said five for so many years, my brain deceased.
Claire Obscura Expedition 33.
King of Come, Deliverance 2, and Trails in the Sky, First Chapter.
And getting back for the first pick in the fifth round,
Sad Boy Barrett in Boss Baby Productions,
has picked Monster Hunter Wilds, Earthblade,
Citizen Sleeper 2, and Sea of Stars, Throws of the Watchmaker.
Barrett, what is your fifth and final pick today?
You gave me so much time, and I've not thought about it at all, really.
It's tough.
There's a lot, and this is my last pick,
so now I can just start throwing shit out there,
a little bit.
But should you?
A little bit.
I mean, just to fuck with you in particular blessing, maybe a little bit, you know?
Like, there's...
I can come back there.
There's demon school, right?
Demon school got the...
There is.
From last year into this year.
But that is, I think, maybe their first game.
And it's like an homage to, like, early persona games.
But, like, I want it, but I don't at the same time.
It's a...
It's a weird one.
there's also, I alluded to it earlier,
Outer Worlds 2.
Yeah.
Doesn't it actually hit this year.
Yeah, that was the,
Reggie Phoenix has Super Chat.
It said,
really surprised no Outer Worlds 2 yet.
That's one I just don't believe.
I would,
I'd love to believe it.
Obsidian's amazing,
but Avowd being here and being delayed.
I mean, granted it was delayed to move stuff,
but still, do you not want to get in the way?
I believe in it if a vow does well, right?
Like, a vow, it's like, oh, no,
overperform.
Like, this is a good strategy for this team.
Like, we can make,
If Avowed, I think, is going to under deliver in certain ways,
and I think they're going to be like,
oh, no, we need to market these games better
and, like, actually have a...
That's going to be a proven game, you know?
Would you believe it if Avod came out in November?
Right?
Like, is it just weird because it is coming out in this year
and, like, two games in the same year from that same studio?
Yeah, and it feels like Avout has to be the one that comes first
because that's the one that they've been marketing.
It was originally supposed to come out this year.
And do we have a solidified date for that?
Yeah, February.
Yeah.
Mid-February.
That's my thing is, like, the reasoning for it getting delayed was, I think,
it was a crowd of time.
It's not like it was a, oh, this isn't ready or whatever.
So that makes you think like, okay, yeah, if Oval was going to be 2024 and Outer Worlds is going to be 2025, that makes sense in my head.
You should pick it, Barrett.
I can counterpick it.
I'm going to, shit, there's a lot of solid fifth round picks here.
I'm going to go with, only because at least right now it is slated for 2025 is dispatch.
I like that.
Gusto.
Yeah.
That is the Aaron Paul game that they debuted at the Game Awards.
Ah, yeah.
That is the team that is making...
Ad hoc, right?
Yeah, ad hoc.
That seems like a really fun game.
It does.
It does.
Like a tale-tale-like game that people have wanted for a while.
And it seems genuinely actually kind of funny and fun.
So for a fifth round pick, I'm not too upset with that one.
That was on my short list.
Yeah.
Who's next?
Hey, Andy, Cortez.
You know your games?
You believe in your games?
You believe in them?
Because you're my best friend here.
Oh, you're up.
And like, here's the deal.
Hyper light breaker.
The game you've been cheering on, the game you've been waiting for.
It's an early access.
But it's available to be selected.
Yeah, no.
And we've seen early access games get codes or get reviews here.
So now the question is.
It's a new era.
Is this the moment with your team here that you've been champion going,
yo, they got this.
They're putting on something new.
And they're stepping out.
If it is, don't blame me.
Three player, rogue-like experience.
Like, you know, sometimes these fall flat on their face.
Sometimes they hit, and they're really great.
Does this team got the juice for a game like that?
That's my worry.
Does that got the juice?
Of course, early access.
You've reviewed, will this come in?
Will I get numbers?
It's available to be picked.
So sometimes, just like Hades 2 last year, you got to roll the dice on things.
I think there's high for it.
And it's coming out in, like, two weeks, isn't it?
That's a deal.
That's a very safe pick as far as when it came out.
And I have a lot of other picks that I can select here.
And I think you are at the benefit of it coming out so early that there will be sort of like a review.
You have a full year of updates and things like that to help out.
Oh.
Tim.
Go for it.
Let's select it.
Lock it in.
You fucking eat it.
You fucking eat my best.
I'm excited for it, but don't believe me if it's not good.
Don't get mad of me
It's me correct
It is
I'm so refreshing making this pick
It's risky
But I'm also surprised
That this round nobody said it
I'm gonna go Resident Evil 9
I was about to say it
Wow
Is that what you got so excited for a second ago with you?
No it was a separate thing
We'll talk about it
Yeah
You know it's not a slam dunk that it comes out
But it is it is time
When you look at the cadence
Of Resident Evil releases
Like it's now been
two years since Resident Evil 4 remake even,
so, and even longer since
eight, so. You don't think it's a different remake
Phil Veronica or whatever?
No, I think, I think we're due
for the next one.
Resident Evil 9
unannounced. All right.
Who's after him is at me? Because I can start
ruminating. I'm having
like refresh a lot to get this added.
For my last pick,
I got three options.
I'm going mixtape.
Oh, my man.
I don't think it comes this year.
You don't think so?
No, I don't.
But I love that for you.
And I hope that for me.
Which one is mixed tape?
It is from
Beethoven and a dinosaur,
the artful escape.
Artful escape.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, it's the one where, like,
they have that clip of them skateboarding down the road and,
just a lot of,
yeah, being all hipstery,
a lot of cool shit going on.
You know,
it's like the kind of game where it's like,
am I wrong?
No, you're right,
but that's the thing.
It's like,
this is me going against my own interest.
Because, like,
Our Full Escape did not do it for me, but I know that people loved it.
Did it open critical?
I think critically it did.
I think it did well.
I think it's, yeah.
That was one of my favorite trailers the last couple years.
This is me playing the game.
It's all about the game.
And how are you playing?
Tonight.
Dude, we're so close.
Like four hours away.
Oh.
Oh.
Shut up, you fucking lose him.
Go watch Overwatch League.
I know.
I'm going to be there.
So jealous, Paris.
So long.
or Paris you're up next
So I just want to say
from my final pick that
First and foremost
You're welcome
Is a year of Xbox
Oh no I'm getting to you in just a second
But this is the year of Xbox
And Greg
I do want to thank you
I do want to thank Greg Miller
Because you sparked this conversation
And you talked Barrett out of it
And you got blessing on the record
To say he would counterpill
ticket and I see the chat
talking shit about me that I'm going to be last
out of spite
I didn't know that you can tell me that
but out of spite
I am picking the outer worlds too
okay
it's coming out in 2020
I hope so I hope so
yeah
I respect it
I respect it more than
Fable Fable is a crazy
pick
that is not a crazy pig
that is really the biggest game for Xbox
in 2025
Do you think it's delayed or is just not going to be good?
You're not delayed.
Oh, I think when that game comes out, I think I have a feeling it's going to kick ass.
I don't know if that actually comes out this year.
Well, hey, that's part of the gamble.
It is, it is.
You're gambling, man.
That's what I respect about you.
All right.
Roger former.
A lot of different ways.
Three picks left.
The thing that I was laughing about and freaking out about, but it didn't pan out my way,
was Duck Detective.
Remember this game?
Yeah, people were talking about this.
Well, there's a sequel.
It's coming out next year that they've already announced
since 2025. I didn't
really love that game. I didn't finish it. I was just like,
it's fine, but it's only like a 79
on Open Critics. I was like, ah, it's not as big of the win
as I wanted to go. I'm
going to go with something, and I looked into it, and it says
available. Now, we can have the conversation if it isn't.
Zeno Blade Chronicles X
definitive edition. Well, it shouldn't
be. You make that selection.
It's a definitive edition. Hey, whatever. I'm
a fan of what it says it says, but
I'm just saying, that is legitimately
a definitive edition. It's not a remake at all.
It's just a port.
It's tagged as a partial remake.
It's a partial remake.
I think that's like the 3DS to switch aspect of it.
Like maybe they're going into doing.
Yeah.
It's weird.
You got to remove the second screen.
They got to figure that out.
They're going to make it a pause menu.
Oh, and that's fucked up.
Someone for years who has just been, had the reputation trampled on here,
but put an asterisk next.
Don't do this.
I say if it's playable, play it.
That's what I'm saying, Brade.
I mean, yeah.
I mean, the website is saying partial remake.
I don't agree, but we're going by the website.
Thank you, everybody.
What did he pick?
Zeno Blade Chronicles X definitive edition.
Damn.
That was a good one. That was a fucking smart one.
Thank you, everybody. I played the game this year.
I played the game. I figured out the buttons.
I didn't choose no Marvel 1943.
I was thinking about it.
Fake-ass game.
Andy Cortez.
Do it, Andy.
I think Marvel 1943.
No, I got to go for...
I don't like what I've chosen so far.
I'm not feeling confident about this year.
You got seven.
You got two.
I need points.
I just need points.
So I'm going with football manager 20.
There's always one.
That is scary.
It didn't do great last year.
Well, it was also delayed.
It was delayed.
Which is the first one ever that they've ever delayed because of issues.
This is the one that they got all the issues I ended up.
20,
right?
Whatever.
Yeah.
I'm not sure whatever the new version is.
Yeah, that was the one that I drafted last year because, yeah, that's usually a game that
comes out in December and usually gets you to,
10 points at the very end of the year.
That's the first time they've ever delayed that game.
I'm worried about that one.
So that's, uh,
but you're a ballsy man.
But it's also a lot of upside because apparently the reason they delayed it is because
they're like reworking everything.
Right.
So that could be a huge positive or that could be a huge.
That was just a four month delay though.
They're reworking everything.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah.
I mean, this whole game in general has been like pitches like we're reworking
it all.
We're starting for like, it's just menus, you know?
Yeah.
She don't want to get them here.
Greg Miller.
What do you want to do here?
You know?
Spicy.
But then, of course, in a year, no one remembers you were spicy.
They just say, you're the last place.
You know what I mean?
So I was like, that doesn't help me, Marjorie.
I want the content an hour later.
You want the points?
You do something.
There's a game on here that I have full, I believe in, but I don't know one would, none of you.
So I could just pick it up for a dollar, you know, right after this.
What a second Starfield?
I'm like I say, then you put $2 and you get it.
I don't know how you do it.
second stuff. I'm I put $90.
Full of mic.
There's just a wild, wild, wild pick, you know.
I need a good counterpick.
Yeah. Yeah, go for it.
Give me something good.
Give me a blood bath.
I'm going to stay boring.
And I'm going to pick the one I could pick up for a buck, but I'm going to give it here
because I do love the original. I'm going to put Moonlighter to the endless one.
I love Moonlighter so much.
It did well an open critic.
I think a lot of people look past it because there's just a million games.
There always are.
But I think this being Moonlighter 2,
I think a lot of more people are going to champion.
I think it's going to have a lot of gusto.
I'm very excited.
I'm mad at it.
I forgot that was even announced.
Before we go through and recap,
we'll have each person read what they got,
what their final game list is.
Then we'll do our counterpicks.
I want to clear out some other stuff here real quick though, okay?
Comments that have come in that were maybe games we didn't talk about or whatever, right?
I enjoyed this one here.
Jenny wrote in, this is Send Nuggies.
Patiently waiting for someone to pick up the new Ninja Guide
from the game kitchen guest.
Gigi's game.
I thought about it, but it's so
so I don't know enough there
to actually jump in and say,
I'm getting that one.
Looks amazing though.
Like all the,
all the pieces are there.
Joe wrote in and said,
anyone want to get bold and get bold really
and draft Wolverine.
Oh.
It was on my list.
It could have been a fun one
this and the other,
but I just don't believe it's this year.
No.
I think that game was way further out
than people think.
Yeah.
This is just a,
Router,
writing in with some commentary.
I think one of the big factors
for most of the games will be looking actively in which
window GTA 6 is released
so they can steer clear away from it. Debs
might hold their release. Of course, well known as we've
talked about it. Then here's where people are just really
criticizing. Real Deal, Jay O'Neill writes
in it says, no crimson desert, fandom
blade zero, Wu Chang, Wu Chang
Fall and Feather, mixtape, which happened
later. Wolf Among Us 2. Happy 10 years.
Love you guys. No shot. I thought about
Wuchong for a bit.
I think too many questions.
The best thing is, like, we've gotten games like Steller Blade
or Rives of the Ronin or like, games
that we've seen that I think fit in a similar mold
but come out either great or
like not as great but none of them are breaking
90s. So I look at Wu Chong and I'm like that looks cool
is it going to live up? That was a contender for fifth round pick.
Bustis and bridges popped in and says
mixtape, mafia dispatch, all absent is crazy to me.
I mean, mafia reviews poorly on Medicare.
Yeah. Yeah.
It'll be interesting to see this one with a linear one, not an open world one.
Is that going to solve some of the problems and make it something
people are into? We'll see. Fox the Future said,
are you all tripping over skate four or what?
Lock it in.
Yeah, but that's early access.
I don't think you're going to review it.
But I don't think you're going to review it positively
in her access.
I think it's going to be like a 70.
Joe S. said pick Dynasty Warriors, you coward.
I thought about it.
I looked into it.
It also reviews very poorly,
although me and Mike have been talking.
You already know.
I'm already on that.
I got a list.
Mike's going to draft it for 70 bucks.
Just let them do it.
Not so famous James says,
do we think lies of PDLC drops this year
slash reviews well?
It does, but I don't know if it'll
like I mean the original lies of he got like an 84
or something yeah yeah still points but
and then final one electric Greg Tar says bless how did you not draft
fifu um
I don't know man it's too risky I'm excited for it but just because I'm excited for something
doesn't translate to like I figure what's the full title rematch rematch is that an early
access one as well no I believe that's like this announcement that's the other thing is like does
actually hit 2025 we'll see but how fleshed out is it is it just very simple right like
yeah I have a thing for myself when it comes to these things
things is like I try to stay away from multiplayer because I think
most player more times and not aren't going to
they aren't critical darlings aren't critical
successes in that way. Unlike Marvel rivals
unlike Marvel rivals yeah
summer
it's summer
Andy why don't you start
walk us through your entire team
before we do countervix
I went with Civ 7
Doom the Dark Ages
you can you can like Perry Shield
you have a shield and stuff really cool looking
Avowed
skate story
hopefully an indie darling
that really just captures the hearts
and minds of people across the nation
and the world.
And football match at 2025.
That's good.
Good list.
But it's not as good as
I thought you're going to go next.
And then it's not as good as mine
Ailo Reach games.
I'm starting off with
Ghosts of Yote.
Yote. Yote.
Metro Prime 4 Beyond
south of midnight.
Slay the Spire 2
and Zeno Blade Chronicles
X definitive edition.
Thank you, man.
This is the big comeback.
Yeah, this is a really good list right here.
He's played such bullshit.
It's playing by the rules,
but it's such fucking bullshit.
Like, gameslay the Spire
and Metro Prime and Ghost of the Ote is like,
it's crazy.
We let them do that.
I got a remix of us.
But it's Slate the Spire of Concord.
We don't know, Roger.
We don't know.
So I was just going to go down
and then I'll do Barrett before me.
Oh, okay.
You'd like me to do it.
Oh, got you.
I don't know where he is.
Hi, I'm Snowbike Mike
drafting for team Snowbike Mike.
And, you know, this is a great draft.
I was really thrown off.
I was projected to go fourth round picks on this one.
But I got bumped up to second round because we randomized it.
So shout out, center structure.
And, you know, Barrett really threw me off.
I thought he was going to grip a Grand Theft Auto 6.
He did exactly what I would have done with Monster Hunter Wilds.
That's what I was going to go for.
So I had to roll the dice with GTA 6.
And you got to believe, right?
This is the year believed.
You got to believe that rock.
Star says, yo, it's been 10 plus years.
We're going to give you the greatest game ever.
This is the year.
Really big on Expedition 33.
Once you get into that second to fourth round,
it's kind of a mixed bag, right?
You didn't know where you wanted to go.
There's a lot of games.
There's not a lot of games.
So it's an odd vibe.
So I went with Expedition 33.
In the Kingdom Come Deliverance 2,
which I feel confident with those two.
Trails in the Sky First Chapter.
That's for you, Chad, out there.
And Hyperlight Breakers for my best friend, Andy Cortez.
this year will be determined on
if I say Andy fucked me or not throughout the year.
I love it. I love it.
God damn it.
Tim or I guess Paris would be next.
Your whole team score cannot rely on me.
It does. It does now.
It does the whole year.
So my picks were Fable,
which is the big holiday game for Xbox,
which will come in 2025.
Hollow Night Soak song,
because God damn it, this has to be the year.
It has to be.
It has to be.
And then I took Like a Dragon, Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii.
Again, I think solid point earner.
Assassin's Creed Shadows, I get, it's controversial, it's been delayed, but Ubisoft is literally
betting the company on this game.
So if they're ever going to get this right, this has to be the time.
Again, I think it's going to be a solid point.
I feel like this is going to be a mid-80s game, which is why I went with it.
And then the outer worlds too.
Yeah.
So it's obsidian, man.
The first one was great.
think this one is going to be good.
I disagree with the panel, Greg,
that it won't make 2025.
I think it will.
So I went with that.
Again, I think it'll be solid on the points.
I do love that Roger asked,
but like a dragon,
is it over saturation,
which is like,
we always ask you guys that,
and you always prove no.
I got to throw it around sometimes.
You know, I may put some doubt
and everyone's heads.
My list is very good
if they actually come out
because we do have
two unannounced games on this list.
But I feel good about them.
Unannounced mainline 3D Mario platformer
that I am still convinced
will feature heavily Donkey Kong.
I do think that's...
Now, does it count if it's a dual
protagonist game?
That's a good question.
If it says Mario and Donkey Kong, the game...
Because what if I pick Donkey Kong,
like unannounced Donkey Kong game?
Do you get it?
No, because it's a thing.
It's by the team that made Mario Odyssey.
That's what we know what we're talking about.
And also, the site will...
The site will change it.
It will.
It will.
And I feel confident.
If it doesn't Tim come to me, we can figure it out.
Exactly.
But no, I feel confident they will because they'll know, but also it will feature Donkey Kong.
Pokemon Legends, I just think it's easy.
And then 2KXO.
Nope, 2X-KO.
Drain Quest 1 and 2 HD 2D remake.
I'm a little worried.
I made a bad call there, but we'll see.
And then Res.
I hope it.
I love it.
I love it.
For mine, I picked up split fiction, followed by Death Stranding 2 on the beach,
followed by Wanderstop, Mario Kart, the unannounced one for the next
mainline console and
mixtape.
Barrett?
My team,
my first round pick was
Monster Hunter Wilds.
Then I picked up
Earthblade, which is
the follow-up game
from the developers of Celeste.
Then I have Citizen Sleeper 2,
Starward Vector.
Then I have C of Stars
Throws of the Watchmaker,
which is an upcoming D.L.C.
for C of Stars.
And then I have Dispatch
that tale-tale-like
game from ad hoc
that stars Aaron Paul
who works with a bunch
of superheroes.
seems very funny.
Very fun.
For me,
in Act of 1 games,
I picked Eldon Ring,
Night Ring,
Night Rain, sorry.
Metal Gear Solid,
Delta Snake Eater,
Indiana Jones,
in the Great Circle,
the Order of the Giants,
Mina the Hollower,
and Moonlighter 2,
the endless vault.
Now, it's time for counterpicks.
It begins with me,
and I will say,
you all have assembled,
very good lists.
Everything is just a gamble of,
is that game going to come out?
That's the biggest problem,
right?
of like where do you want to go and hopefully get zero points and lock in a spot for it.
What do you point it yourself for?
You pick mine.
Pick me.
It's terrifying.
Someone has to do it.
Someone has to do it.
I don't know.
It's in the running.
It's between, of course, Grand Theft Auto 6, a huge swing.
And of course, then a couple on Paris's list.
They're less excited.
And again, not a knock to Paris.
These games, I'm not, I'm not concerned when I can't wait for Fable.
I can't wait for the Outer Worlds, too.
You know?
Do it for the car.
content.
Well, somebody else will do it for the content.
Somebody else will go for GTA 6.
I'll tell you right now.
I'm going for GTA 6 if it gets to me.
Wow.
1,000%.
That game's not coming out this year.
No way.
Let him do it.
Just let him do it.
I'm going for GTA 6.
This is crazy.
I'm crossing awesome.
I'm begging you guys not to pick GTA 6 so I can pick GTA 6.
Honestly, for me it's between GTA 6 and Fable.
And I'm honestly more confident in Fable coming in this year than GTA 6, but I'm not.
I don't want to.
that fire.
What if we just say, like, let's not counterpick TTA?
As a family, let's not.
Let's just hold hands right now.
With the first counterpick in the 2025 fantasy critic, I'm picking grand theft
auto sticks.
I will either live or die on that pick.
We will see.
We will see everything.
I'm so glad that that decision was yours because I didn't want to say yes or
It's like you've gotten the notification that rush has filed the missile and you're like, do I figure out my hand? Am I going backwards or is that a misfire?
Fuck.
All right, Andy, you're the next counterpick. I got to figure out a different counterpick. I thought for sure I could get it.
Okay.
All right.
It's really kind of tough here because I just don't.
It's a really good run of games this year.
Can I help you?
Yes.
We talked about early access, reviews, possibilities.
Maybe this team doesn't.
deliver hyper light breaker you're going to have him counterpick a game on your team yeah which
you then won't be able to drop you know what's not a bad call because this is like a i'm trying to
help i'm trying to help i'm trying to get real right now mike you're kind of putting me in the
NFL football fantasy mind frame where i go if i counterpick against the dallas cowboys and they do
great oh well my team is great my game is great i love this video game but if it's bad i still
somehow benefit, you know?
Yeah.
I see where you're at right there.
I'm just trying to help you out.
I'm trying to help the whole panel out to think about that game.
I see where you're at.
Why did you change your team to team Andy made me pick it?
That's good.
That's good.
I figured out the buttons.
I didn't even notice that.
You fucking idiot.
I, uh, I don't know.
I'm going to go with
That, man, that might be the
Don't be afraid.
That's a good selection.
I'll be afraid, Andy.
I'm going to go with
I'm looking at Tim's
and I'm looking at mics
But I'm also looking at Paris is very strong.
Please, please, please pick all my games.
Please.
Okay.
Lock them into Fable.
I have decided
that my pick will be
Hyper Lightbreaker.
Wow.
That's not a good pick.
That's a good pick.
That's like me betting against a Ghostbusters game.
It's an early access game.
And I don't know if the multiplayer is going to really be the thing.
Multiplayer games like Blessing was mentioning, I feel very similarly where you lose a lot of the love that single player.
You can play this game by itself, though, right?
You can, but it's, you know, it's one of the situations where I just, I just don't know.
I don't know.
The thing with me with Hyperlake Breaker is on paper, it sounds like the perfect and
your blessing game, right?
It is a third person action, rogue light with a really cool art style and like, you know,
like I really, I fucked with, um, where was the previous game?
Solar Rash, right?
Like, that was a cool game.
Like, I look at that game and I'm like, this should do it for me, but I played it
at Summer Game Fest.
And for some reason, it didn't stick as much as I wanted it to.
Granted that six months ago, it's coming out this month in early access, so it could come
out and be good and all that stuff.
But there's part of me that's like, is the,
early accessness of this game
gonna take away from the quality of it?
Like is this the game that's gonna shine more
when it's actually in 1.0
and like everything is ironed out
and all that stuff.
Also, I was going for Resident Evil.
But that said also,
I think if this gets a score,
I don't think it's getting under a 70.
Right?
Like I could see, I think
on the low end, maybe like a 77, 78.
Oh, I mean, I don't think
anything picked is going to get
a bad score today.
That's a good point. Yeah.
Roger.
Roger may help you.
Yeah, I have another selection off of my list.
help you with this.
Kingdom come deliverance to, Roger.
Have you thought about locking this one in now?
I have thought about it.
I just want you to know, Roger, like, people are bored of medieval.
They don't want to hear these people talk, snooty.
They just want guns.
They want hyperviolence.
Nobody's going to play this game.
This game?
75.
I know.
I saw that.
I'm actually going with something else on your list.
That I just them, this could be really great or it could just be a 70, right?
and I think it is Expedition 30.
Fuck!
Right?
You just really don't know
with this epic game.
It has so much star power behind it,
has so much energy,
so much budget behind it.
But also it's Unreal Engine 5, right?
It's a team, I think it's their first game ever, right?
Like, you don't really know where this is going to land.
It might get delayed or it might just be mid or it might be amazing.
So I'm going to take that gamble there,
Expedition 33.
It's, yeah, it's a team of 30 people who are trying to make their own persona.
Persona like, and it seems like,
yes, it has a lot of budget behind it.
How much of that budget has gone to caps?
passing people like
why am I blank
Andy Circus
but also
Charlie Cox is like
the main character
and stuff
and it's like
yeah
we'll see
I have a feeling
in the pit of my
stomach that game
is gonna end up
being like a high 60s
I'll yeah
that's one that I feel
better about that game
I feel good about it
but I keep seeing marketing for it
where one I see the marketing
everywhere
kind of crazy like
that game will pop up
just on Twitter or on
TikTok or whatever
and I'm like
damn y'all going real hard
but also in the marketing
I see like
I forget the exact phrasing of it, but it's something along the lines of, like, the game that'll redefine JRPGs.
And I'm like, you can't say that.
That doesn't seem like a thing that you should claim and try to be, especially as a non-Japanese develop game.
Especially as like a game that's just doing persona.
Yeah.
Yeah, so I mean, yeah, there's a lot of great picks here.
So I think this is the one that I feel the least about.
Great job, Roger.
Great job.
Shut from psych me out.
You got him.
You don't know anything.
I'm playing a game that you don't understand quite.
yet. Remember, I'm always about two steps out
out of you here. Remember that.
I am playing a game that
you can't see quite yet, which is great.
Harris, Lilia, you're up next.
So,
I will have to leave after this
because I got to get ready to go to raw Netflix.
Love it. That's going to be amazing. That's awesome.
But, Tim,
yeah, I think you
picked one too many unannounced
games. Oh, yeah.
And I'm going with Resident Evil now.
I wanted that.
Yeah.
I really wanted that.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
I mean, it makes sense, though, right?
Yeah, the timing is right.
It's just, but Capcom also has Monster No Wilds this year.
Yeah, exactly.
That didn't stop them, though, the last time, right?
Like, actually, maybe it did.
Well, I think we, I think we, there's a high chance we see it,
but I don't think it releases in, in 2025.
Yeah, that's a fair assessment.
You guys put me in a really rough position because, yeah, like, after,
TTA got picked, I was going to pick Resonie
Evil. Bye, Paris.
So I'm going to get you guys later.
Have fun. See soon.
Blessing, may I sell you on
Jesus Christ? Trails in the sky, first
chapter. That's a bad one. Who's ever heard of this game
made up words on this one? I promise you
bless this. They can score in that high.
Does Mike think there's a rule
that exists? He gets a bonus points for more
people who are counterfeit? Is I trying to go for the lowest
score maybe or something like that? I don't know what's happening.
Yeah, I'm looking. I'm, I'm, I'm, I
I looked up the open critic for the Legend of Euros franchise,
which Trails are the first, whatever the fuck is coming out in.
Nice job, Perry.
Trails of Cold Steel got a 79.
Trills through daybreak has a 85.
Trails from Zero has an 83.
No, I'm not picking that.
I mean, low 80s.
What's wrong with you?
So, no, I'm not picking that.
I mean, there's not many games, though.
That's the problem.
Is that game coming out next year?
Or is it going to do that well?
Like, I'm excited for dispatch, but it is a telltale game and a modern era.
People are really going to connect with them and love it?
I hope so, but who knows.
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We're flying Paris up for it.
Yep.
So I'm down to two picks.
And I'm going,
here's the thing, right?
You talk about, you know,
like, are these games going to do as high or whatever?
That's not what I'm thinking about right now.
Because, like, I'm going for 70.
I am going for unannounced.
For me, I think there are still games on the board
that might not come out.
And I feel like that's a better bet than like the lower games.
And I'm down to two games,
both of which could really fuck me.
Really, like, royally,
And I want to play the game of, hey, if it doesn't come out, guess what, I get the points.
But if it does come out, guess what?
I get to play a game and I'm really looking forward to.
Oh, okay.
Those two games.
So off in the blow.
Yeah.
Because guess what?
If a 3D Mario comes out this year, fuck Fantasy Critic, I get to play a 3D Mario.
Yeah, that's beautiful.
If Earthblade comes out this year, fuck Fantasy Critic, I get to play Earthblade.
So I'm picking one of these two games.
Wow.
Wow.
I'm picking one of these two games.
Pick Earthblade.
Earthblade.
There's a good chance of Mario Platformer comes.
out.
It's like, what else
a really good chance?
What else would you launch
to switch with?
Mario Carrying and a time
remake?
You know what I mean?
Animal Crossing.
I don't know.
I don't know
as he came out.
Yeah, it was so long ago.
Yeah.
It was eight years ago.
Game of the years.
I was it.
Yeah.
And like,
honestly,
this is against my best interest,
but you should,
of those two picks,
it should be Earthblade.
You're right.
What if I got,
I'm gonna be honest.
I don't know what game
to play now,
so I'm gonna be quiet.
No,
like,
this isn't me
trying to play checkers
like Mike is playing checkers right now.
Whatever the hell Mike's doing.
No, because he thinks he's playing chess, but he's really
just playing checkers.
I do think of those two picks, Earthblade,
is the smarter pick just because it's
an indie team that does, like,
who knows what their
availability is into actually getting this game
out this year, you know? And you know these
Nintendo freaks are going to be creaming their jeans with whatever
Nintendo puts out. It's true. They're disgusting.
I want to do it for the plot.
Do it.
Do it, do it, do it.
But I'm not.
I'm gonna pick Earthblade.
Yeah, actually, actually, fuck it.
I'm picking Mario.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Crazy.
Yeah, I thought he said yipchah.
Yeah, I thought he said yipchah for years.
I was like, what did the Ewog say is not yipchah?
Yipcha.
Wow.
Blessing you're crazy.
You're insane.
Yeah, that is...
You've lost.
Yeah.
You're normally very smart.
I like it.
I like it.
Everybody's throwing this year.
It's crazy.
Do it for the plot.
I respect it.
Because here's the thing.
I think I am more satisfied
with a loss happening
on 3D Mario than I am with Earthblade.
If I lose on Earthblade coming out,
I will be very pissed.
If I lose on Mario coming out,
guess what?
Like, I'm fucking going out into Blaze's the Lord.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I did the damn thing.
Is it me?
It is him.
It is him tomorrow.
I'm very happy about this.
Just so everyone knows the game I'm playing.
I've been making a list of counterpoints.
And while a counterpics,
and while I trust bless implicitly,
I don't 100% trust him.
So I did not even write down the game that I'm going to choose on this
in case he looked at it.
And it's dispatch.
That's insane.
I do not think that dispatch hits next year.
And if it does,
I don't think it reviews that great.
It reminds me a lot of stray gods,
the role playing musical game.
Which like, obviously,
we're very hype for,
very cool, a lot of friends working on it, awesome stuff.
I just don't think that all those things combined to a game that's going to review very well.
My only counterpoint to that is that, like, narrative tell-tale-like games have been done before.
The difference with that and the one that you just mentioned is that that was a musical.
And from what I understand, like, the musical elements is something that, like, has never been tried before.
And that was definitely something that, like, hindered that game, although people say that the music from it was really good.
There was that one game musical.
What was the
Yuki Naja?
The really bad
was from the Dillon's Wonderland.
That was Balland Wonderland.
I'm pretty sure that was after though.
Didn't that come out after?
No, I was before, but also that
let's just not talk about that ever again.
Remember that game?
He's out of prison.
He's out of prison.
Oh, nice.
First interview out of prison.
It's a good one, everybody.
All right, Mikey.
You're holding your baby.
Thank you so much.
much big dog. Team Andy made me pick this. Um, is up to the plate. And I've been trying to get you all to
divert your attention onto my list this whole entire time. Because of course, I want to hide some of my
feelings and my picks to myself. And of course, I look at a couple of games here. I look at Indiana
Jones in the Great Circle DLC. I was really trying to hide that because I do have a belief that that could be
and is probably the right counter pick when we're talking about low scores here. So yeah,
that's getting me 12 points no matter what. No.
Take it to the bank.
Mike, can I saw you on a game called Kingdom Come Deliverance too?
Andy, I tried to get you on that one.
I also turn my attention to Skate Story as well on that one.
I turn my attention to Skate Story.
Indiana Jones and Mix tape are my big three on my board there.
And, you know, I tried my best to keep you all focused on my screen
so I could get the best selection here.
And I will go with Indiana Jones and the Great Circle DLC for my counterpick.
That's not bad.
I mean, we're coming off a year where
Alan Wake had two pretty good
DLCs, one better than the other, and they're still like
low 80s to 70s, right?
Night Spring got me 12 points, Tim.
You don't think it doesn't know right now.
Fuck up.
I don't know what you said.
I don't even know what you said.
All right.
And then we look to the one the only,
the boss baby, Barry Courtney.
The final counter pick of the 2025
Finest draft.
You never know.
Baird, I think, might have taken it.
what?
Was Indiana Jones on your list, Barrett?
On my list?
No.
It's a counterpick.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, Mike did the whole thing.
He was like, everyone picked my games.
I don't think anyone was thinking about Indiana Jones.
I need somebody to go back to rewind to last year's episode of this,
because I don't know if I thought the rules were every team had to have a counterpick.
Like, we couldn't pick three from Mike's list.
He already got one.
So it's now I have to.
I think maybe I thought that's what the rules were.
No, because people, more than one people.
Multiple people counterfeit me.
Okay.
I know going into today, that's what I thought the rules were.
I thought of like, oh, somebody picks something off a Mike's list.
You can't pick from his anymore.
Let's just fully lock in Mike.
No, I think,
ah, God.
I have a good amount of things I can pick.
It's just what's the smart pick, right?
There's football manager.
There is,
honestly, it hurts a little bit
to say, Assassin's Creed shadows.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like a mix tape.
Outer Worlds, too.
Keep talking about the two big RPGs.
Is it coming up?
And yes, I chat, just to reiterate,
if a game of yours is counterpicked,
you cannot drop it.
Yeah, you're locked.
Yeah, you're locked into it.
Dude, that sucks for me.
Yeah.
I mean, both of those games are going to be a good year, though.
You come from the land of the ice and snow,
What was the game that they made before mixed tape, bless?
Artful Escape.
Artful Escape, yeah.
Thank you.
I always forget it.
You liked that game.
I did not.
Oh, you didn't like Arful Escape?
No, and that's a game that should have been my shit.
That's a game based off of, like, Bob Dylan and David Bowie and shit, and it just didn't.
The Artful Escape.
The Good is Timothy Shallow made this time.
The Odd Fill Escape.
I'm going to pick Mix-Tate.
I'm going to pick Mix tape.
I'm going to pick Mix tape.
Yeah.
He's big and mixed tape.
All right, now you're getting into it.
a little bit of the Beatles.
Yeah.
There's some Lenin there.
And it's not that I don't think it's,
it's going to review terribly.
Oh, I thought you're going to keep on talking about my impression.
Yeah, and it's not that like,
it's just a little too British.
I just, I have a feeling that it also just might not come out.
I don't think it hits next year.
Yeah, so.
This year.
Fun thing here, right, looking at this.
Three players don't have any counterpicks locked on them.
So Paris Lilly, Raj Forger, and Andy Cortez.
none of their games got counterpicked.
Yes.
So they can drop any of their, well, not any of the games,
but any of their games, if they wanted to use their drops on them,
they can.
Redemption story, everybody.
Look out for those players.
Before we get out of here, we should do one final read-through of them.
We'll go person by person, and then I can give you the final commentary
that we had from Super Chats.
Barrett, start me off.
My picks for my fantasy draft team,
Boss Baby Productions, is Monster Hunter Wilde's Earthblade,
Citizen Sleeper 2 Starward Vector
Sea of Stars, throws of the watchmaker
and dispatch. My counterpick
was mixtape from
Blessings Team. Andy Cortez.
Team Andy May... Oh.
Oh, you're right. Sorry, sorry. Sorry, Andy's name
threw me off. My father.
Team Andy made me pick this. We
selected Grand Theft Auto 6,
Expedition 33, Kingdom Come
Deliverance to, Trails in the Sky,
First Chapter, Hyper Lightbreaker. And I
counterpicked Indiana Jones in the Great Circle,
D-LC.
Timothy?
Team hashtag
Let's him
published
has unannounced
mainline 3D
Mario Platformer
Pokemon Legends
Zah
2XCO
Dragon Quest 1 and 2
HD 2 HD 2D
remake
Resident Evil 9
unannounced
and my counterpick
was dispatch
Blessing
Tim Tendo
my picks were
split fiction
that's trading 2
on the beach
Wanderstop
Mario Kart
the unannounced
ex mainline console game
and mixtape
and my counterpick
was unannounced
mainline 3D
Mario platformer
How you feeling
after that high
of picking that.
Oh man, I feel so good.
I'm not lose, but I feel great.
Up next is Paris with positivity P.
he picked Fable,
Hollow Night's Silk Song,
like a dragon,
pirate yakuza in Hawaii,
Assassin Street Shadows,
the Outer Worlds 2
and counterpicked
Resident Evil 9.
While that no one picked Silk Song.
I guess this is the year
that we all,
if you know,
like that's up in this year.
Roger?
Yeah, my team is
ALo Reach Games,
and I picked
a ghost of Yote,
Metro Prime 4 Beyond
South of Midnight's
Slade the Spire 2
Zeno Blade Chronicles
X definitive edition
and I counterpicked
Claire Obscure
Expedition 33
Didn't realize
And it would have been
dumb if any of us
counterpicked any of your games
Roger like you've got a
fucking great list
that I think
probably does all hit this year
Cortez
Nitro Rifle Games
Sid Meyer Civilization 7
Doom the Dark Ages
avowed
Skate Story
Football Manager 25
and I counterpicked
Hyperlight Breaker
Wow
And to round out the draft.
It's me Greg Miller with Ecto 1 games.
I picked Eldon Ring Night Rain of a Metal Gear Solid Delta Snake Eater, Indiana Jones in the Great Circle, the Order of Giants.
Meena the hollower, moon lighter to the endless vault.
And my counter pick is Grand Theft Auto 6.
Crazy.
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DeCash 1-14 Super Chatton said
No Gears of War E-Day?
Not even Exbot Paris?
I thought about it.
I really did.
I just, there's so much happen
on Xbox this year.
This could easily slip to
2026 and there was no release date.
So I wanted to happen this year.
I don't even think it's a slip.
Like I feel like 2026 is the vision.
Yeah, I mean, there were rumors that it was 2025.
So, yeah.
I want it to happen.
Greeny 22 Stream says,
I'm surprised someone didn't pick up
first berser Kazan,
especially with the Ben Star Rub.
No.
I mean, I previewed it.
think it's going to be okay. I think it's going to be like an 81 or an 80. I don't think it's
going to necessarily be something that everybody kind of goes. Yeah, I don't think it's going to be
for. Yeah, especially thinking of how much I loved Liza P. And I didn't love this game like I loved
that one. And Liza P was like an 83 to everybody. That's my thing is like I think. I think the action
genre is kind of a steep climb when you talk about like critical. You know, you're being compared to
the best of the best. You're being compared to Eldon Ring, double may cry, like the best action
games you can think of. And I think for any
developer to compete in that space, critically
it's going to be tough to get as high
up there. Velocity Entertainment
says, Hail Mary, he would have picked
God of War trilogy remastered.
Then does prayer hands, which would be
insane, of course, but yeah, let's see if that happens.
And final one comes from Joe, who
says no mecca break, Andy?
No. Didn't that already come out?
No, that was only its
sort of open beta, alpha
period or whatever. Gotcha.
Played for 2025.
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