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What's up and welcome to the Kind of Funny Gamescast for Tuesday, December 9th,
2025.
Of course, I'm your host, Tim Getty's.
I'm joined by Blessing Adioia Jr.
Good day, Tim.
Snowbike, Mike.
Hi, Tim.
Greg Miller.
Hi, Tim.
And Andy Cortez.
Hello, Test, test.
It is one of my favorite types of episodes we do here, predicting a big showcase,
not just a big showcase, the game awards,
the biggest showcase of the year where everyone comes together.
Doesn't matter if you're indie, AAA,
any of the big three PC, doesn't matter.
You could show up,
and that's always very, very exciting.
We do two predictions episodes.
One is predicting the announcements and reveals,
which is what this episode is,
and then tomorrow we will each go through predicting
who we think is going to win each of the major categories of the game award.
So stay tuned for all of that,
because this is the,
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So get them ready.
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What do you think we won't see?
Superchat that in.
and we'll get to those as we go throughout the show.
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Last call.
It's last call, everyone.
So get in there.
Kindofoney.com slash awards.
I got to finalize this stuff tonight.
And then I got to get the nominee or the voting ballot out.
in this upcoming week so you have time to do it.
So we can do it on the final Friday,
games daily.
We are at 11-person business,
all about live talk shows today after games daily.
We already got games daily.
Now we have Games cast,
which is predicting Game Awards predictions.
After that,
we have the Eldon Ring Night Rain DLC.
Andy, you hyped on that?
Yeah.
Yeah, we're going to keep on playing it.
We had some struggles the other night,
me and Mike.
Didn't have me, though.
Didn't go great.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah.
That's right.
Andy,
I'm liking your hair.
Oh, thanks, man.
It's big.
Got a little haircut.
It's good.
I like it a lot.
It's a nice shape going on.
Look at that.
How do you do the back?
I don't.
I mean, I just do it.
Like, it's not good, but I just do it.
Yeah.
Just hope nobody looks.
If you're a kind of funny member,
today's Greg weighs 18 minutes of Greg's hopes and dreams for the Pokemon D.L.C.
Thank you to our Patreon producers, Carl Jacobs,
Omega Buster, and Delaney the Somm,
for now let's start with the topic of the show.
Stam writes us predicting the announcements at the Game Awards.
Each one of us has.
brought five predictions to the Game Awards, Games cast stage.
Now here's what I want to put out there.
So much is leaked.
So much has been officially confirmed.
So I want us to go that extra mile.
Add as many caveats as you can.
You know what I mean?
Get specific.
Let's make some fun here.
Okay.
It's not about being perfectly right.
It's about being right on some insane shit.
Okay.
Yeah.
Because we all can say a bunch of stuff.
It's like, oh man, this is going to be here.
We're going to fucking know.
Black plague.
Yeah.
I wonder if it's called Reese.
Oh, why are we all talking like this?
I'm Frank Miller.
So each one of us is going to go in order.
Who should we start with?
Number one, the steam machine is dated.
And Half-life Alex, Alex is three.
I got it right.
Yeah, drop the Alex.
Is revealed as well.
Not in the same thing.
I think they bookend it kind of thing.
Where they put one in of here's the steam machine,
hot sexy thing.
Here's the date.
and then later on, maybe directly after
but not, it won't be the same video.
You think that's all we're getting.
And you're like, okay, that's going to be it from Val.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
You thought.
And then Jeff gets to do is,
I'm so excited, as you should,
to show you this.
This is a big, you know, bang.
It is finally time.
Oh, man, Eldena.
Wow.
I watched that just the feel stuff.
In Okami.
He was super into Okami too.
You should be.
I agree.
All right.
Go for it, Blime.
My number one prediction, no Valve.
No Steam machine, no Half-Life 3.
Nothing.
No steam frame.
Damn, eat that, dude.
Yeah, they don't show up.
Kevin or Barrett, I don't know who's in there.
Somebody throw out the pizza bet.
We're doing a pizza bet.
We're doing it.
Damn.
Confidence from Greg on this one.
That's the kind of wild one to be confident about.
Because, I mean, I'm, for the pizza bat, Valve is there.
Can I just get, I mean, my prediction is my prediction, but I think we at least get a sizzle reel of the steam machine.
I mean, it'd be foolish for Valve not to do this.
We are making a mainstream piece of hardware to put under TVs.
This is the mainstream show.
Like no new announcements.
It's just a sizzle reel?
A trailer for the steam machine, yeah.
See, that's, are we kind of a commercial?
I mean, that's, yeah, I mean, that's what I'm kind of as a trailer.
You said no valve period.
That's what I'm arguing.
Yeah, but I can see like, because I'm going to eat the piece of it.
I'm thinking no valve analysis.
If you're saying, like, in the commercials right next to fucking Zenla zone zero or whatever.
I hear, okay, so, okay, I hear you and I respect you.
And I'll keep, I'll, even though you said no valve period.
And I said, I'll take that bet.
Sure, sure, sure.
This would be, this would be a, hey, it's Jeff and this is what having you,
but I have something, you know,
Valve is set to change the way we enjoy games.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah,
okay.
That level,
it's not going to be getting shit in back.
That's a C machine commercial.
It's not going to be buried somewhere.
It will be,
this is a big deal.
On stage.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
I'll take that.
Yeah,
pizza bed on that.
I already owe him a pizza from another bed,
do a long time ago.
Andy and Tim,
do you guys?
Well,
I want to talk about,
I want to just stay,
stay here on the valve thing.
Just a little long because I want to hear you,
don't talk.
Don't fucking take my moment.
I want to know.
Don't take it.
Because I'm leaning where I would never pizza bet on this one,
where I'm not confident in it.
But like I've been saying since the reveal of the Steam Machine,
I really do think the best place to do its game awards.
And I feel like they should do it here for maximum exposure,
get the pre-order date out there,
announce half-life.
The most eyes are going to be on it right now.
They can do whatever they want.
We understand that.
They will not get as many people watching as they will watching the game awards.
And they can continue more marketing beats after that.
I think they should be here.
Because of that, I think they will.
And here's why I will continue why I'm so bullish that they will be there and do something steam machine related.
Is bullish, like, aggressive or, like, good or bad?
That's good.
Yeah, it's good.
I always forget, you know.
Bullish feels like I'm kind of timid about it, Tim.
I've always thought that.
Keep going.
Also, I want to Pete, pizza bet you about Tim's baby's due date.
We'll get there, okay?
Okay.
Millions, everything we just said, all these people watching all the stuff going, yeah.
Yeah, but then again, I go back to the fact that Valve likes Jeff so much.
And they don't get a chance to do stuff that often.
He did the whole making of, like, you know,
when you talk about Jeff as a journalist, right,
in a life before what people know him as now,
it was the final hour stuff he used to do,
which started with Valve.
Like, he's clearly got connections in DNA there.
And I think this is one of those serendipitous occasions
where everything is kind of lining up,
where it would make sense for Valve who doesn't,
what are they going to run a steam commercial usually during?
You know what I mean?
Like, that doesn't make sense.
for them to be able to play ball here,
be like, you know what, Jeff,
yes, let's give you a new look
at the Steam Machine or whatever they're going to call this trailer.
Yeah, I think I just all the way
disagree that Game Awards,
that's the most eyes that they could get
for an announcement. I think you announce
Half-Life 3 on a random Tuesday in January
and you're going to get just as many clicks on it.
But here's again, I think
you might be conflating the arguments there.
This is me and Tim arguing why the Steam Machine
needs to be at Game Awards right now.
I think the Steam Machine is I'm trying to get into
every John and
Joe Jane John and Jane
Joe Gamer
Dick and Sally
Yeah exactly trying to get there
You know dick down
I'm trying to get in there
And see what's happening
And say hey
Casual gamer
PlayStation gamer
Madden gamer
This is something you need
To be paying attention to
Yeah
And to your point plus
Like it's a simple numbers game
Like every year
The Game Awards
Breaks records for how many millions
Millions and millions
of people are watching
And across all the different platforms
Half Life 3 is not going to get that
It's just it's
They don't think
Half Life 3 is going to get millions and millions
No it will
but these are just millions more.
It's simply just more.
It's all that they would have got plus more.
Would we say the same about GTA 6?
Yeah.
But GTA 6 doesn't appear at the game.
But GTA 6 is not coming out in March.
It's not imminently time for a pre-order.
You think, half-life 3 is coming out in March.
Well, because I think steam machines coming out in March.
Damn.
Sometimes I don't know when the Steam is.
I mean, that wasn't that what they're talking about?
They said early, right?
They said or whatever.
I forget their exact verbiages in the time.
It's pre-order time, baby.
Yeah, that's true.
You put the date and pre-order time out there.
and I'm only associating Half-Life 3 to Greg's point
because like if they have that ready
that's what you do, that's how you sell this thing.
Yeah.
But hey, what do I know?
Not much.
Mike?
Mike?
What's yours?
Tim?
There's a rotary phone and it's ringing.
Bring a ding ding.
It's answered.
Music starts to swell.
And an iconic laugh rings out.
And a quack.
rings out
and one voice comes on
and he says come on gang
we got an adventure
it's kingdom hearts it's kingdom hearts four
man that's so funny
gopy donald
of course
six months ago we had the random
seven photos on
Twitter that we saw a library
a rotary phone and sweet photos
of my man
and I got a good feeling like today's the day
he's a man now he's 42
but I will say
And this isn't rocket science.
Healy wants Kingdom Hearts.
He wants it.
He said that, like he's shown that before.
He loves the Eldon Rings.
He loves the games that people are talking about in chat.
He loves the Silk Songs.
Kingdom Hearts is one of those.
I don't think he has Kingdom Hearts.
I don't think he has anything at all.
Anything to him.
A little tease.
Something small for the people out there.
The one thing that potentially could happen is Synergy.
Oh, synergy.
where all signs are pointing to an Avengers Doomsday trailer in the next two weeks
because Avatar Asher Fire is coming out, right?
It seems all but confirmed that we're getting this trailer.
It was rated in Korea.
The question is when is this trailer coming?
The Russo brothers have been at the Game Awards before, right?
There is that tie.
If Marvel is in Kingdom Hearts 4, which I do not think is that big of a stretch,
I would bet on it.
I can see somehow
them doing all that
but I think they would have announced the Rousseau's already
okay
they would have gotten their own little social media image
or whatever
who has got in the social media images
has that happened you know
I think it's really happy
Todd Howard I think
Miss Piggy yeah
Miss Piggy yeah
shit
I hear
I like what you're cooking there
Tim and I like that
and I think you could even take it
one so there's no Russo imagery out right
you could take it one step beyond that though
or back, I guess, from that.
And remember that Donald Mustard left Epic Games,
who was a man about town for a second.
It now works on the Rousseau's.
I forget if it's a gaming studio they're doing
or whatever there is.
And we know how tight Donald.
He was always the Fortnite guy on Jeff's thing,
which I assume spirals out into
at least a working relationship.
So I could see there's still being
connective tissue there,
even if it was, we can't get the Rousseau's,
but we're going to get some kind of announcement,
some kind of thing, some kind of tease.
Maybe they just telecall in.
I'm the same rotary
I wish though
Mike
I'll hold on
I have some other fun ones
let me know when we get to the celebrity
Porsche number because I have a great celebrity one
okay
I like that
Andy
from software
Armored Core
DLC
God I hope
Okay
Steam DB
Steam DB
there was an update for Armored Corps
6
about four or five days ago
and nobody knows what it is
is. People are all, you know, speculating.
Could be nothing. Could just be a whatever the hell.
But that's not it. We think it's only armored core. And then afterwards,
dusk bloods. As a one-two punch?
As a one-two punch.
Okay.
And we're going to think maybe the trailer's done. It's going to move on. No. We're going to,
we're in for the long-ass ride. And we're going to get like the full-ass sort of breakdown of
dusk bloods and why you should care. Are you going to care?
that's not part of the prediction
that's more just like i mean it's from software of course yeah but you know
i'm typically not the pvp type of dude you know
blessed you buy it dusk bloods at game awards
yeah why not i mean it is the from software thing right from software and jeff tend to
have that connection we saw elton ring there we saw securo i believe was announced at game
awards um if that game is truly next year it's either going to be this or it's going to be
that February and Nintendo Direct, allegedly.
February, March, who knows?
But yeah, in the next few months we're going to see that games.
I'll give it a 50% chance that we see that.
I'd love to see it Armored Court DLC, though.
Yeah, me too.
We're overdue.
My first prediction, and I've got to try to get fun with this,
because I've been saying this for almost a year now,
and I've been steadfast in what I've been saying,
so I'm going to claim it.
Final Fantasy 7 return is announced.
The logo is green.
The first game was blue-tinted,
The second one was red tinted.
This will be green tinted.
Materia.
Like Eretz's holy.
Oh, shit.
Material.
Like her holy material.
Yes.
And to make this even just a little bit more,
because I do feel like that is an easy thing to say at this point.
Eris' theme will be heavily used.
It'll be the core music of the trailer.
Because the first one was kind of just the main form of I see.
Seventh theme.
The second one aired a little bit more on one winged angel.
I think this one's going to be.
Can you see the theme for me a little bit?
no
I'm trying to
I'm trying to think
I had go
do do do do do
okay
okay
oh I had
that's from breath
of the wild
I think it's a
oh that's a
Pona
yeah
that's the rant
long long ranch
or whatever
yeah
yeah that's the one
mixed up with air
it's music
you know
but yeah
the fall of S&SY sub
is an interesting one
because I think it's time
I really think it's time
to at least get
the name out there
and get a tease very similar to what we got at that Final Fantasy 7,
whatever it was, 30th anniversary, 35th anniversary, I don't know.
When they first announced with Rebirth, right,
where we got like a minute-long gameplay-looking thing
of Sephiroth and Cloud walking up the Nevilleheim Mountain
and it ended with rebirth.
And I think we'll get something similar with this.
The director's been going on a goddamn world tour talking about this game.
This game is far along.
and I think it's time to show it.
Even though there's been a lot of interviews recently
that when translated seem to kind of contradict each other,
I think that's a translation thing.
And I also think that there is that level of tease
and little white lies to throw people off the scent.
He's saying that we will hear soon,
but kind of implied it wasn't going to be game awards.
I think it's game awards.
That team loves the game awards dearly,
and they want one.
So I think anything they can do,
they're going to be a part of it.
Beautiful.
Do you buy it?
I want to.
I really want to buy it, yeah.
I just think they're weird, right?
Like, the last announcement we got of Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth,
that was what a random Final Fantasy showcase thing they did?
Was that an anniversary stream?
But the last or the first.
The first was at the Final Fantasy anniversary thing.
But then every other one was Jeff shows.
Okay, okay.
A lot of summer game fest.
Oh, yeah, you're right about that.
Yeah, I'm thinking of like the first review we got of it.
So, like, I think that puts me in a word place of how to square when I handle it, but I believe it.
I think that would make sense.
Andy?
Um, no, I don't believe it.
Why?
I just, I just don't know if the timing's right.
It feels like such a summer game fest type thing.
I know that we're like really, I know timing-wise, it's all sort of lining up.
Um, but it does, it just feels like a summer game fest thing for me.
I don't really have any reason why.
Greg, your next prediction.
Is that part of him?
It is.
Well, it's a big deal.
You gotta clear your throat.
We've all seen it.
Year after year.
And me,
just come out and crush Mike,
the celebrity prediction.
Oh, it's time.
You're Jordan Peel.
You're Harrison Ford.
Yes.
No one had ever thought it possible
that these people would arrive
at the game awards.
But I did.
He did.
He knew it.
This one is the somber one.
Okay?
Oh, no.
It's not.
so much about who will be there it's about who will be remembered there oh kujima will be there
of course you know he's nominated for death stranding he'll be there to show of course well on top of all
that a new od trailer but it will start by him and jeff on stage memorializing udo cur who of course
passed away just a few weeks ago and we all know as the old man from the od trailer right he's
usually a villain in a lot of different things i imagine he gets a they have a moment there of like as you know
talked about OD, we've shown OD, Udo's been a part of it before, and I might be mispronouncing
his name, I apologize, everybody, and we're gonna make, you know, do a quick thing, I bet there's
some behind the scenes footage of him in the suit and like, you know, doing the mocap or whatever,
what it was like to work with him, what a talented actor he was, so on and so forth,
and then they'll show this trailer.
I like that.
Was he in his, was he in his OD?
Huh?
Was he in his OD or was that somebody else's OD?
What do you mean?
Because Udo was going to be in...
Odie knock.
Okay, so that's Kojima's one, right?
I think Kojima's making all the ODs, isn't he?
But I thought like...
I see you're saying.
I got part of my prediction is part of this,
because I still, I don't know if we know all the...
Udo's not dead.
So I'll get into mine.
Okay, please.
I feel like Greg's is more realistic and more grounded.
Sure.
Mine is looking at this from a more ground in fantastical scale.
Love that.
Of course, we've all seen the statue.
in the desert.
Oh, that's fucking...
A weird fucking...
Could be Soros.
Could be fucking
divinity original sin three.
Could be some Raind,
Balders Gate shit.
But everybody keeps saying,
no, it's not us,
no, it's not us,
no, it's not us.
Jason Dreyer knows what it is.
Won't tell us what it is,
but it has said that,
oh, it's exciting.
It's an exciting thing.
Yeah.
What could that be?
I think possibly
could be connected
to OD.
Odinok,
one of Kojima's other ODs.
Who the hell knows?
But the fact that OD is something that we've seen very little of
We saw that knock trailer that gave us like a little glimpse into
This character walking into a room lighting a candle
And then one of the candles had like a baby on it
But we didn't really get to see any creatures any monsters
And we still have so many questions about what this thing is
It's all big hands too
I saw big hands
I pulled some quotes
Remember a few years ago when they first announced OD
There was a quote from Kojima on stage that says
It's a game but at the same time a movie
And at the same time, a new form of media.
Could that be Kojima exploring, bringing that media into the real world?
We've seen him do things like that.
Physical media.
Physical media.
We've seen Kojima do weird shit, right?
Going back to Phantom Pain, where they announced that game under a whole different studio name,
and then they loop that back around to being, okay, no, this is just Miller Your Solid Five, Phantom Pain.
I think this might be one of those things.
Another one I'll pull in here is from a, from a problem.
press release on the website for OD where they say OD explores the concept of testing your fear threshold
and what it means to OD on fear while blurring the boundaries of gaming and film. I could see the
different creatures on the statue being different representations of what could invoke fear. We see
skulls on there. We see dinosaur alligator-looking creatures. We see a bunch of different things on here.
But then also, we do know that Kojima is working with an Avengers of people. On stage, he also mentioned
is not just Jordan. I have other creative collaborative partners. He then goes on to say that they're
the Avengers.
And so I could see this being the, maybe the introduction of a different chapter of OD,
a different form of OD, a different sort of thing to it.
I'm going to drop a thing in assets.
Well, why you did it?
I love that he's going deep.
There's something.
I love it.
Don't look at their PC.
He's digging.
Don't look at their PCs.
Fuck.
Oh, you got it.
It's locked in.
That's it locked in.
Throw up the ass that I threw.
Don't the ass at.
No, yeah.
WRIO 64.
While we were doing games daily today, at 1058.
So two minutes before.
we were supposed to go live with this show.
MP first report new divinity trademark and covered
as new icon matches the statue.
We were letting you go bless.
I was trying to show you.
We wanted to do.
You did all this word.
We got all this work.
We wanted you to feel celebrated.
I did say divinity original sin three,
which I'm now reverting to this is divinity.
You guys.
Koji with us.
Okay.
We'll give you the opportunity to rephrase your prediction about OD.
What do you want to say about OD?
Oh, then it just appears.
But I guess that's too.
I wanted to make it flavorful.
Yeah.
You gave a good.
Yeah.
Deep, man,
you were good.
You can think about it.
You want to think about a little bit?
Let me think about some.
Mike, who's your celebrity?
Oh, yes, my celebrity.
Okay.
You ready for this?
James Cameron will make an appearance to present the award for best game direction where
he will promote his latest film, Avatar, Fire and Ash.
And then Ubisoft will follow to promote their DLC for Avatar from the Ashes.
the new third person perspective.
You have a big time movie.
You have, of course, a new DLC for a game that Andy loves out there.
That's getting some recognition once again after a couple of year maybe two.
Really?
You talk about how beautiful.
Did you love it?
It's beautiful.
And so I think this is just a layup.
I think this is an easy win right here of like these two could be together.
I think it's great.
Yeah.
He's in full press mode.
He's showing up everywhere.
So I kind of love it.
The other thing, though, is I.
do think that that is a give him a social media post thing.
So we still have a couple days though.
I was going to say, doesn't this really, I feel like we save the bigger ones for
Yeah, but we're getting, we're so, we're two days away.
Right?
Like that's wild.
Miss Piggy, man.
I like that, though, Mike.
Thank you.
I like that.
Has Miss Piggy been the only one?
No, Todd Howard has one.
Okay.
Yeah.
So there's two official guest images.
Yeah.
Todd Howard and Miss Piggy.
Yeah.
And they just started today three hours.
Okay.
Okay.
So again, like we're, we'll stay too.
Let's see what happened.
There's the rollout. I like that.
Andy, what's your next? Your second one?
Well, my first one, before the show, before we even decided that whenever we were going to do this podcast, it was like, oh, I'm going to guess the Phantom Blade Zero.
Prediction date thing or whatever.
And, you know, they decided to just come out of the gate and say, hey, we're going to be there and we're going to have a release date.
So that kind of sucks.
But one that I really, really hope to see.
This is more of a prediction from my heart that I hope to see here.
I want to see another showing of Den of Wolves,
the game from the people who made GTFO and payday.
And I want to see a new trailer from them with like early access date,
you know,
because they've been so radio silent on everything for a long time.
And I want to see like something really big and official from them.
Game, game's awesome.
I got to play it at, I think, GDC last year, or maybe it was this year, but either way,
I want to see like a big official thing like, all right, it's no longer just this concept and
a game that, you know, has been loosely talked about.
It's a big ass thing right now.
Get ready for Den of Wolves.
That'd be awesome.
We like that game.
We like what we've seen of that game.
Yeah, the game very, very cool.
My next one, it's one of them triple or nothing type deals, okay?
I'm going real big with this because I feel like it.
any one of them would be just a little too easy.
Resident Evil Requiem.
He's there.
We get the Leon trailer.
We fucking know that.
We also get a demo that night.
Available now.
Demo that.
I like that.
I like that a lot.
Resident Evil often puts out demos for their games.
Now is the time this game is imminent.
But I think that's too easy.
So I'm also adding as a prediction.
The Capcom 3.
Pragata.
Onimusha, Resident Evil Requiem.
All three will be at this show.
But they need something to say.
I think we're getting both release states.
I think we're getting Pragmata, Oni Musha, and a demo for Resident Evil.
Capcom's showing up.
Now, man up.
Give me at least months for all of them.
Fuck, that's so much, man.
He said it.
He said it.
Onimusha May.
Pragana March.
Wow.
Okay, faster for the...
Big Spring.
Yeah, yeah.
I think so.
I was worried about Pragmata being further back.
I like that a lot.
I feel like there's more to see for Pragata.
I feel like it's a lot for first half of the year.
You're right, you're right.
You got to run from GTA.
We got to run from GTA.
You got to fake your claims.
From summer.
They put out exoprimal.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
April for one of them, November for the other.
I don't know what.
I don't know what's what.
Let me pregmoda in July.
It's what.
Actually, Onomution might be more of a July joint.
I don't know why I want to put dates.
Everybody's also scared of DTA.
Yeah.
My prediction is just they get dates.
Okay.
Okay.
I appreciate that.
I appreciate that.
Yeah.
I'm going to throw out my whole last prediction.
And I'm just going to replace it with a different one.
Oh, wow.
Harada's last hurrah.
FIFA comes to Tekken.
We also get Woffel.
Yes.
Finally.
I think that's his last.
And we get Woffel.
In the same trailer.
Yeah.
The Waffle House is just like a note at the end of it.
Like, by the way, we did it.
That's, we did.
everybody. But Tifa is the big and honest.
A fantastic brand.
That'd be amazing.
Yeah. That's the fucking moment.
Yes.
I fully believe the Tifa's going to be in tech.
She has to.
Can I ask a stupid question?
Why?
Why does she have to?
Why do we fully?
I just don't know why.
The fan bases and her fighting style.
Okay.
It's just one of those things where it's like she would fit perfectly.
She just slots in that game.
She moves like a Tekin character.
And Tekken has had a lot of Final Fantasy VLC,
both in the previous second game and then this one got Clive from Final Fane's
16, so they've set the precedent before.
Let's return
to Greg.
No Wolverine, which I don't think surprises a lot of people,
but I saw people chattering about that as we were even on games daily about it.
No Wolverine, but instead PlayStation brings the Ghost of Yotei legends trailer.
I'll put the January 2026 date on it.
Oh, boy.
I like that.
I feel like that one's been flying so under the radar, right?
Like there's granted nonstop news in our industry,
but it was Ghost of Yote.
the run up to it, them announcing it in the blog post,
detailing what it was going to be with these mythical stories.
And then the game came out and it was great.
And then it's kind of been,
I don't hear people talking about it and asking where it is and what it is.
This is a great way for PlayStation,
obviously, to play ball with Jeff,
come out with something they need to promote
and remind people of,
hey, not only is this game that you've all been playing
in the game of the year,
or the not game of the year conversation.
Or is it one on the game of the year?
I forget what the year.
No. It's action adventure game of the year conversation.
Also, you can get this right now and go get it.
I almost wanted to do.
It's out tonight, but I stopped myself.
I got too coward.
Yeah.
They said 2026, right?
They did.
And that's what stopped me out.
I think they might have even said early 2026 chat.
You can let me know.
So what are you, what's your prediction you're locking in?
Ghost of Yote.
No, Wolverine, period.
Ghost of Yote, uh, legends two trailer, period.
And then that'll have a date for January, 26, it was well, period.
I can bounce off that one.
Go for it.
Because I'll also talk about PlayStation because PlayStation, always at these Jeff things.
They always have at least one.
big ish announcement there.
I think you're going to get a PlayStation thing,
and I'm going to copy and paste my PlayStation prediction
from the summer and put it here.
God of War Game is announced.
It's a prequel set in Greece.
It's kind of like the Assassin's Creed Chronicles games.
It's a 2D platformer action game
like Prince of Persia of the Lost Crown.
Oh, walk it in.
Yep, there was a big conversation happening
earlier in the year about how this was happening,
and then the same people that said it was happening
said it got delayed.
internally. And so I think this might be the moment to do it.
I agree. Maybe it's the opium, but I'm, I'm, I hope so.
What's the art style?
That's a really good question. Is it a stylized thing? Is it like what Prince of Persia
did with Lost Crown? I think it's like what Prince of Persia did with Lost Crown.
I think it would look too funky if they went for like ultra realism. It would just look that.
See, my thing would be even pulling it back further than Lost Crown. And what's the other Prince of Persia one that just came out on the
I would say maybe do that
because my thought on this one right
would be that you're almost not exactly
but the vision would be
kind of how in God of War
2018 and Ragnarok we have those paintings on the wall
I would think you're kind of emulating that
as we tell this story of what Cratos
is up to and doing. Yeah
I lean more towards the
Metroid dread Prince of Persia lost crown
where it's like like
incredibly high budget
2D Metroidvania like using
like 3D assets but both Metroid
Dred and Prince of Persia have different
but very distinct style on
top of it. And I don't know for some
reason, I think that this one might not.
It might just be kind of a clean
just, it is the realistic
look, but just cameras kind of turn.
Like kind of think about a Mario Galaxy
or Mario Odyssey when
it's the 2D portions, but it's
still like the same engine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can kind of see them doing that with God
of War. I just can't imagine
a Sony Santa Monica looking
asset of Kratos in 2D.
Like that just feels so
off to me, I don't know.
Yeah, and that's why I kind of say, I know
Prince Persia lost crown is like stylized to it,
but I think I still stick with it because
I haven't made this part of my prediction,
but I guess I could, right? Like I see this being
developed by Sony Santa Monica. I don't see this being like
a third party or a different developer.
And is it a smaller team that?
I'd say, yeah, a smaller team that's working on it.
And I don't know, like, I'm not seen that
studio, I guess, in a very long time, commit to something
that is super stylized. I think that'd be neat. I think
that'd be cool. But I think for the sake of
time and energy and resources,
it's, hey, we want to do this thing as a passion project.
Let's take what we have already
and, like, turn that into a really cool 2D game.
Oh, yeah.
Mike, what's your third?
We look at the stage
and the remedy logo
appears. Oh, you fucker. And you think
to yourself, are we looking forward? No,
Andy. We're looking back.
Oh, yeah. Because it's time for a reintroduction.
Max Payne.
Max Payne.
One and two remake will get a teaser trailer.
And we will start to look at the future and get excited of what is Max Payne once again.
I think we're looking back at FPC 5, right?
We will not make another game until you buy this one.
Yeah, I'm just excited about Max Payne.
I'm the pumped up on the idea.
It seems like we're tracking maybe 2026, maybe late 2026.
So it feels like a good opportunity.
Like you say, Tim, all eyes are on the game awards.
a great way to make a splash and saying,
hey, we're back with Max Payne.
Let's get this thing going.
A good excitement right there.
And Rockstar would probably love that as well with GTA,
getting more of their name out there as well.
That's an easy win for them.
Do they keep Max Payne looking like the,
like he's just aged from part three
where they decided to not use...
Absolutely, the fuck not.
No, yeah.
Or remake a one and two, no, you got to have him in the trench coat.
It's got to be Max Payne.
is just Sam Lake, right?
Yeah, well, in one and two, yeah,
but in three, it's not.
Oh, yeah, I think they'd make them
Sam Lake, right?
But this is back to
remedy making these, yeah?
So they'd do their thing
instead of this was when Rockstar made it, right?
Max Payne 3 wasn't remedy.
Correct.
Oh, that's right.
We've always talked about
how it's like tied up in copyright
and weird,
lost shit.
Andy, what's your third?
Well, after Max Payne comes out.
Talk to me.
After he dies, you know,
he's,
diving on stage.
Not in slow mode,
though.
It's really awkward,
just hurting his hip
as he lands on the stage.
And then we see
control whatever the fuck,
resonance.
Resonance.
Yeah.
Because we know that that got
copyrighted recently
or trademarked.
And I feel like
maybe part of this trailer
starts off looking
like it's more
Alan Wake type DLC.
And maybe we think
we're just kind of back in that world,
but it's really Jesse
kind of, you know,
maybe
she was just in those areas and now she's like, you know,
headed back to the FBC or whatever.
But, um, yeah, I'm just preparing for like the best visual thing we've seen ever.
Give me something more.
Because I feel, I feel like that's too easy saying this is here.
Uh, okay, it comes out.
No, no.
You don't have to listen to him.
You don't have to give them anything more.
You don't have to.
You've done enough.
What new forms does the weapon have?
Do we even see the weapon?
It has to.
Do we see gameplay?
You have to get an update to the,
the whatever fucking
the federal
the
oldest house
no the gun
what do they call it
they call it the director's service weapon yeah
we see it updated to like kind of a
an air type thing
even though it does all of those things anyway
but like you gotta have
somebody in chat says a big ass sword
which would be fucking cool
the service weapon just because of sword
go fucking play hell with us
we see a little
we see a little hint of that for sure
and I'm gonna just say it's gonna say
2027.
Just to like put it further out there.
Like don't expect this anytime soon.
So control residents, we see an updated service weapon, 2027.
Yeah.
There we go.
My next one.
I'm just going to get it before someone else says it.
The Expedition 33 new update that they've already announced,
including a new dungeon, bosses, and more will be shadow dropped.
Cool.
They're going to win game of the year.
All eyes on them.
victory lap.
There has never been.
Exactly.
What do we think
could we see of it visually?
Is it like new,
is it new bosses in areas we visited before?
Is there just like brand new location?
They said there's a new location.
They said there is new story stuff.
Is it expanding the map that we've already seen?
Or is it like a place that we couldn't get to on the current map?
Like when you zoom out,
is it like, oh, there's that extra portion that now opened up?
I think it might be
I don't want to spoil stuff
I don't want to say too much
Do you think it comes with a switch two port?
That's the thing is I don't
I think that they would want that
I don't think they're ready for a switch two port
Fair enough
Yeah and I'll even make that part of my prediction too
No switch two port
Wow they got a head down
And in time but give us a dev kit
Hey
A game would rush on the switch too
Yeah that would be awesome if they
had that. I would love for that time, but I just don't think it's time. Do you?
No, I agree. I kind of wanted to put it in my predictions, but I don't feel it in my gut.
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let's keep it going
Greg Miller what is your next
he's clearing his throw
sorry thank you everybody
Fable gets a big trailer
it gets a 2026 release date
at the end of it
but they also debut some kind of
Xbox 25 logo
Game Awards here is the kickoff
and it might just be
what I write
or it is a kickoff of them making a big deal
that next year is the 25th anniversary of Xbox,
the original Xbox, the Xbox brand.
I think they start that here.
And so my hope is that it's Fable, it's 2026,
and it's some kind of X-25 logo they throw up there
to really be like, bam, this is what 20206 is going to be about.
I say it, and I could easily see it being instead
a Xbox hype trailer reel of,
hey, it's Fable, hey, it's FACSA,
hey, it's Gears, Xbox 25,
even a narration in the beginning of like,
do you remember where you were 25?
of years. And it's like the Duke and it's the original things and it's the rock and it's
Bill Gates and it's like, blah blah, blah, it's all this. And like, we're going even bigger
next year and it's the handheld and it's this. So it's like, you know what? I'm going
that way. I'm doing that. That's what I'm putting the, I'm putting it all in there that there,
this is a sizzle reel trailer about Xbox 25. Okay. I like that because I feel like Fable,
nah, we're not. We're not getting it. We'll be in a hype, a little sizzle reel. That, whatever, that doesn't
count. Unless there was like a date or some new announcement, that's not anything.
That's what you know that. It's known quantity. I'm with you, though. Xbox 25 says I like that.
And I feel like that does feel likely for a game awards thing. Mike?
I'm going to piggyback off the Xbox one because that's where I want to go with my prediction.
Because we are talking about Xbox 25 years, but the big four, Fable.
What's up with Fable? Fable seems like the one, Greg. And I like that because I was going to double down on Fable.
But then we also look at Forsa. Forza.
Heading to Japan this year.
Everybody's very excited.
We also look at Gears E-Day.
We look at Halo campaign evolved.
We have four megatitals that all now need to be put on this calendar away from GTA.
And guess what?
When's GTA's release date?
November 19th.
When's the anniversary of Xbox?
No.
November 15th.
Things aren't looking good.
Not looking good, which means I think we have to go to the megaboard and start moving pieces.
Right?
And so here's where my prediction comes in.
I was going to go off a fable, but I'm going to now move away from fable.
I'll go with a different game.
We see Marcus and Dom appear.
Old school, young boys.
We get a cool bro moment with the Predator High Five.
And it ends black screen with the rev of a chainsaw.
We will see all of the dates this summer.
I don't think we'll get a Gears date here, but we will get one more teaser,
but you will see Marcus and Nassau.
Dom have a bro moment. I want to go with like, Halo gets a spring date. Maybe they tease multiplayer.
I think Halo and Fable are, Fawt's and Fable are my spring summer. Halo and gears are my holiday
season. But man, you got to move away from GTA with some of these titles. And the only one that
can stand next to GTA is Halo. It's a smaller project. You know what it is. It's coming to PlayStation.
It's a big deal. But that's not the one I'm banking my life on, which is the other thing.
three, right? I need Fable to succeed. I need Gears E. Day to be big. And I also need Fortuna to be
huge like it is already. Halo, I'll give it to you. I'll sacrifice that lamb so GTA can
dominate my November for my 25th anniversary. But the other three have to be big.
This Marcus and Dom moment, is it just a, is it a, hey, remember, we're working on this,
or is it something bigger? Like, because we, that last, or the first trailer, rather,
they showed was pretty lengthy.
It was that very cinematic looking, them fighting the,
the locust.
Is this like a, just like a,
prum, we see the handshake, we're like,
oh, that's right, gearsy day.
Or is it like, let's show you some gameplay as well.
No, no, yeah, this is, this is very small.
Okay.
This is humorous.
This is fun.
This is two bros.
High-fiving, fighting over some locust.
And then just the rev of the chain saw,
maybe a splash of 2026.
I do believe it's called a Lancer.
That's it.
The Lancer, yes, thank you.
But, like, you know,
We got the chain saw is the big deal.
Because they already have a Lancer.
We got to add the Chatson.
But I say you'd be revving the Lanser, wouldn't you?
It's not a chainsaw.
Yeah, okay, I'll give it to you.
He'll high five of you.
Well, yeah, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to see Marcus and Dom.
And we'll hear the rev of the chain stock because that's what the fans want.
That'll get them excited.
That'll give you the pass of like, no date.
It doesn't matter.
You know what I mean?
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
Bless.
Number four.
There will be at least three.
Souls likes, three Genschen likes,
oh my God.
Three friend slops, and an extraction shooter.
Set the over unders.
Yeah, you have to go two and a half, three and a half, so we can...
I'm saying, I like it, because I want to bet.
There will be at least three.
There will be at least three.
So over under 2.5, right?
So I'm saying over 2.5, Souls likes, Genshin likes,
friend slops.
I mean, soulslops.
And exactly one extraction shooter?
And exactly you want extraction shooter.
Okay, okay.
I love it.
Is the extraction shooter Exoborn?
Put a fucking stamp on it right now.
Wait, hold on.
I got to look up which one is Exoborn.
It is.
I got a feeling, Andy.
Wait, but we'll see our graders, though.
We'll definitely see Art Grators here.
They made a buttload of money.
See, I was thinking, like, new unreleased extraction shooter,
but if we're counting Arc Raiders, like, an update,
we have to see something.
Hmm.
Damn.
You know what?
Change it to do.
Yeah.
Change it to two.
I don't see what to do, all three?
Extraction, extraction,
and exactly two extraction shooters.
Yes.
Yeah, I don't see a world where we don't see
Arc Raiders at all.
It's just, it's been successful this year.
They show off the cold snap stuff.
And I'm saying, exo-born and an Arc Raiders update.
Yeah.
They say, hey, we got a great update.
Thank you all for being players.
Like, we had a huge success.
We got this new update.
They show the cold, icy map and say, here you go.
You think they do something like logging
in tonight between tonight and the end of the weekend or something
and get X, X, Y, and Z for the game awards?
Yeah, probably.
A shirt, a new outfit for your chicken?
Hold on. Are you locking in those two games as your two extractions?
No.
I'm just saying like cross-examination.
Hold on. I don't think marathon.
Yeah.
Oh, damn, marathon's not a bad call.
I just feel like it's time for Ex-O-Born, Mike.
Ex-O-Born is next year for sure.
Yeah.
I got a feeling about it.
Yeah.
I just think you've got to be careful with Marathon nowadays.
Yeah.
I don't know if Game Awards is the place for it right now.
They got to announce it on their own terms.
Yeah, yeah.
That's a good one, bless.
Good job.
I'm going to go next.
Andy, you are going next.
Perfect.
Light, no fire.
Early access.
February.
12.
February 12th.
Light no fire, early access.
Oh, the everything game.
Why are you getting that specific?
I don't know.
I like it.
I'm just getting horny with it.
I like it.
That's crazy.
We thought that Light No Fire was going to be a shoe in for the game or for some
Summer Game Fest this summer.
Like it was, it just felt like it.
We saw Sean Murray tweeting out a whole bunch about it.
We were like, oh, yeah, of course.
He's tweeting out so much about like, get ready for this showcase.
And then there was nothing.
I don't know if there was maybe No Man Sky News or something, but it just feels like it's,
I don't think this, I don't think we've seen this game since Game Awards last year.
Yeah.
It's time to see a further update and we're going to get, I guess, like, maybe a new game,
a new, a new, like, sort of gameplay trailer kind of showing off and talking about how this
is a full, a full planet, you know,
because that's the whole thing with this game.
How No Man Sky was, it's a gigantic universe.
This is like a full scale planet that you can explore.
They're going to really, really dive deep into that.
Damn, they got like a whole cast and shit.
Oh, that's a different thing.
Click through all my tabs.
I have four more good ones.
I don't know which, what to start with.
I'm going to go with Super Bowl.
Mario Galaxy
clip.
The same thing
happened with the
first movie
where there was
the teaser trailer,
there was the trailer,
and then there was
a clip at the game awards.
So I think we're
going to get a clip
at the game awards.
Introduced by
Bree Larson
and Chris Pratt.
I'm not going to go
that far,
but I will say
we will see
and hear Yoshi.
Oh.
Who's you
who's your best by?
I'm going to go
with Bill Hader.
You can never guess at this point.
Yeah, I think Bill Hader
I'm not gonna add anything
But I will give Andy a bonus point
If it is Bill Hader
Can I get one for Batista?
Bill Hider
Bill Hader was BB8 man
That guy does everything
Bill Hader's a good pull there
Yeah
Wasn't he also
What's his name from Power Age
Not Johnny 5
Alpha 5 Alpha 5
Alpha 5
Alia yeah yeah
Yeah
Very racist robot
Can a robot be right?
I mean.
Greg says Batista.
Mike and Bless, do you want to throw any bonus points?
Like if you nail Yoshi's voice actor.
Allison Bree.
Okay.
I like it.
Good answer.
Good answer.
Seth Green.
Jesus.
Okay.
Okay.
Are they you say Seth Rollins?
I'm going to say Vin Diesel.
Okay.
Okay.
I would.
We got a squad.
out everybody. And here's the thing.
You know why? Oshy just says
his name. Root just says
his name. Yeah.
Yoshi. Baby, baby, baby,
there's all, you know what I mean? They do all the things.
Yeah, they do all those things. I don't, I'm not going to steal
Chad's answer, even though I want to, but chat says Aquafina.
I mean, that is the thing. It's going to be Aquafina.
That's too easy. You have a guess.
We're just praying it's not everybody. Don't bring that into the world.
Please.
Aquafina hate. I didn't know we hate it.
Oh, yeah, no, I like Aquafina.
Yeah, I'll like Aquafina.
What's your number five?
It's been nearly seven years, but it's time.
Ubisoft, massive, the Division III.
Come on!
Let's fucking go.
Come on!
Let's fucking go.
We order a pizza in celebration.
Even if we already have something.
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly.
I know you're all saying, where is it set?
Yes.
Los Angeles, of course.
Let's get off that east coast.
Let's take the division to L.A.,
run through some Hollywood studios,
the hills, and whatnot.
Oh, my God.
There's going to be some cool set pieces, Greg,
with, like, movie sets.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
There's going to be, like,
maybe we go to, like, Universal with the Jaws ride.
Oh, man.
That little fucking observatory,
Griffin Observatory, we're up there.
Holy shit.
You'd be like, La La Land was here.
I don't care.
You know what I mean?
Oh, my God.
I don't fucking care.
Joe Farrow's there
Talking about La La Land
Dude,
you just got me so high
Right now
That's the best prediction of this show
Thank you everybody
That's it
We'll see you next time
Great show everybody
Mike or bless
Who wants to go next
You can
Okay
Yeah
I'm debating on going back and forth
Do I get one from my best friend
Roger
No
Who's got one
Because you know
We're teamed up together
We're out of
We miss him
Oh do I want to give a shout out
To one of my favorites out there
Tim Getties
There's a group
As a team
named Sabre Interactive
and they make games that make me smile.
And they got two games out there.
Turrach and Jurassic Park Survival.
Damn it.
Awkwardly have gone quiet for quite some time.
I'm still looking for Jurassic Park survival.
No bigger stage.
Jurassic Park, big time cinema.
Jeff Keely loves movies.
Everyone loves Jurassic Park.
Feels like it's a perfect time
to reintroduce ourselves and show more
of Jurassic Park survival.
But Tim, to add it a little bit more,
it will get a date of 2026.
and it will be
August 8th.
Wow.
Oh, I like that.
Way out there.
Right.
They're ready.
They're not ready to say too much,
but they're ready to call their stock.
They don't need more time.
They're ready to go.
They're ready to go.
Punch it.
Damn.
Bless.
I want you to work on that for some more time.
I'm still trying to figure mine out.
I can go Andy.
No, I got it.
In the same way that Tim's talking about
the Capcom 3 getting announced
or getting talked about at least.
Of course, a couple years ago, Sega
showed up to the game awards of the huge trailer
talking about the feature of Sega. They announced
hella games in the span of about 90 seconds.
It was ridiculous. And I think
about now is the time to get the update on some
of these games. You're going to get
a crazy taxi game
video. You're going to
get a jet set radio
gameplay reveal.
And you're going to get
the announcement of the next
Sonic the Hedgehog game.
Man.
I like that because that's multiple predictions in one that are like, I buy it all.
We've seen a little glimpse of Jet Set Radio.
We've seen a little glimps of crazy.
If you're saying seeing a bit more,
because we also in that same thing saw a glimpse of Shinobi Ard of vengeance.
And now that game is nominated for some awards, I think.
Something here.
At least one award.
Yeah.
So like that's pretty cool.
Action game, I believe.
Yeah.
Like these games have a lot of potential.
Greg and I were just talking on games daily about like Sega Man.
they're here and they have something to say um so i'm all all in with you on that the sonic thing it's
time it's time for the next but we're sorry what is are you saying next big 3d one no and maybe
listen if we want to dig in we can dig in but like clock work yearly you're you get a sonic
thing every fall and so i think whatever it is you just get it announced here um as far as what
it is what's up it's 30 for the anniversary he's 35 years old wow wow it's two years old
than Jesus. Think about that.
Think about it.
Sonic's older than Jesus.
Oh, well, here's the thing, right?
If I go back in time, because we just got the racing game.
You before we got Sonic and Shadow Generations, you before that, I think, was Sonic
Superstars.
And then before that was Frontiers.
It's time.
Yeah, I think it's time for a new 3D thing.
Are you comfortable to lock that in?
I would.
Just say.
Well, I'm trying to think if I can go deeper.
Because then am I going to say Frontiers 2?
or am I going to say a remake of an older Sonic thing?
Or am I just going to say a brand new 3D thing in general?
I think it's likely where we get at Frontiers 2 than a brand new 3D thing.
You had me a crazy taxi.
I'm going to say Sonic Heroes remake.
Okay.
I'm going for my dream pick.
Wow, I like that.
Sonic Heroes remake.
So Crazy Taxi, Jet Set, Gameplay, and Sonic Heroes remake.
Bless is locking in.
I want that crazy taxi trailer to start with that Offspring song.
You know what I mean?
They got it.
Just spend them, give them the goddamn thing.
The biggest problem.
Crazy Taxi is they need to do less.
Don't try too hard.
Just do the game.
If you try to make this giant thing, it's going to fail.
Just let it be what it is.
And it will succeed to the level that it possibly can.
Yeah.
I mean, that's what people said about skating.
Wait, what?
Andy Cortez, what's your final prediction?
Final prediction.
Ryan Reynolds comes up on stage.
and he says
you know me man
I'm gonna be
no wait
I have the wrong celebrity
I'm gonna face of Mitt mobile
you know me man
I have no business being up here right now
I thought you're gonna say that we're gonna get a new
detective
Pikachu
that's where you're going with it
Ryan Gosling walks up on stage
you know me and he says man
you know me
and you know Ryan Reynolds as well
I love
you know I'm gonna be flying a spaceship
in the upcoming Star Wars movie,
whatever the fuck it's called.
But until then,
you could get excited about this upcoming game,
and it is Star Wars Jedi.
Three?
Resistance?
Oh.
I want to come up with a, you know...
Something.
Yeah, instead of Fallen Order and Survivor.
But when they stay, they want to...
Wouldn't they stay away from it
to not confuse it with that brand?
Well, I mean, he's not like talking about his TV.
Wait, what are you talking about?
The video game brand, Star Wars Jedi.
No, it is...
You're saying it's the third Star Wars Jedi.
That's the third, yeah, he's just like, that's a connective tissue, the Star Wars is just a connected tissue.
It's not a video game about him.
But yeah, this is like response.
Yeah, Star Wars Jedi.
Third in the trilogy.
I thought Greg was saying you don't want to confuse it with the Resistance video game, of course.
Insomnia, you know, a studio has never made a bad game.
Yeah, of course.
It cuts to the audience.
They're like, fall of man.
Wait, you're making resistance for it?
He's like, what?
No.
I think that this is a good prediction, Andy,
because the Ryan Gosling part,
I don't think you need to put a subtitle on it
because the Ryan Gosling, you're rolling the dice.
Sure, you know what I mean?
That's a lot there.
But do we think Star Wars Jedi 3 is here?
Because I'm 50-50.
I think that there is a really solid chance that it's here.
Because it all goes back to timing
and it comes back to,
yay, didn't have a summer event.
I feel it just came out.
Yeah, that's one with the, 2020.
Wow.
I don't think it's there.
No, I think it's too early.
Yeah, I feel like it's too early, too.
When the first one come out?
2019?
I feel like it's one of the, yeah, they got,
they don't have like a three, four year.
Yeah, that's a good point.
But games take longer to make every single year.
2019,
2023.
They got the Cameron Monaghan model, 3D model, you know?
Last year.
Yeah, and I think that would be like this year,
games take seven years to making it.
I was, I could see him coming out to announce the game.
Maybe him and Ryan Reynolds.
Ryan Reynolds.
I'm Deadpool.
And I'm Cal Kestis.
Yeah, Ryan Reynolds really loves Mane Mobile, huh?
He owns it, right?
Good for him.
Hey, big money.
Good in those ads, I like them.
All right, so, down to my final one.
It's the final team prediction.
I want to have some fun here,
and I want to have some fun for you guys more than for me.
Thank you, too.
It's been a boring show, so I'm happy you're having fun finally.
Secret Level, season two is shown to some extent.
But I want to make it a little more fun.
Suckuck again.
Seca-k-a-ke-a-can, oh, no, Halo.
Eldon Ring.
Oh, freak.
An Eldon-ring episode of Secret Level.
Wow, wee.
Wow, we.
Crazy.
Yeah.
Is that not another one?
I mean, we did get an armored core.
What up?
Is that not another one that's like too soon?
Figure level?
Yeah.
I mean, they talked about season two, I believe.
They announced it like a year ago.
And yeah, I mean, it is too soon.
But those, the, the teams that work on those things,
and especially because it's like anthology.
Yeah, yeah.
And they're shorter.
They're like 15 minutes.
A whistle there.
That's weird.
I'm not going to have AI now too.
You could just tell them.
It's true, yeah.
Yeah.
A little unlikely, but I want to throw in some fun there.
I like it.
I think.
Because if they do show
Secret Level season two,
I think Eldon Ring would be like a good one to get.
And I think that it's a stretch,
but it's not impossible.
I'll tell you what, I'm, I,
I wish that we were already in summer of next year.
I wish we're doing as an SGF prediction show
right now. So close to Super Bowl. Because I'd be like, oh, man, we're, we're going to get the first trailer
for the Mass Effect TV show on Amazon. So get that early prediction out. KDG, wherever you got,
mark that for the summer. That's Danny's prediction. I want to go through some of the super chats
before we end today's episode. John Alexander says, do you think we'll get a release date for Lego Batman?
Yeah, there already, I saw Jeff Sharon's stuff that Lego Batman people were putting up. That's not a bad bit.
Yeah, that sounds good. Especially now that we have,
GTA at the end of the year, I think it's time for everybody to be like, all right, place your bets, like fill out the calendar.
So yeah, I like that.
I feel confident in it.
Jinkers says, hoping to see Light No Fire and Project Robot.
Which Project Robot at?
Come on.
Also, maybe updates on Wolf Among Us 2 in the next Mass Effect since they both debuted at Game Awards.
Wolf Among Us 2.
That didn't come out?
What am I thinking of?
You're thinking of Wolf Among Us 2.
No shot.
Oh, you know what?
I'm also thinking about Tales in the World Lans, too.
which did come out.
It's fucking crazy.
Semi in line with this.
J.B. Cool says dispatch season two announcement.
Oh.
Too early again.
Yeah, I think they've learned a lot from that.
I think you if you were to come out and say,
hey, we're doing dispatch season two.
And it's going to be years and years from now.
I don't think that's the way.
Roberto says predicting the demonic statue's going to be a Dante's
Inferno announcement.
Seems like it's divinity at this point.
Opponents Prime says,
predict Jedi 3
Monster Hunter Wilde's expansion
Okay
That sounds kind of like
Well yes, no
The problem with that is that we were supposed to have this
Update from Monster Hunter yesterday
So you imagine they would have done their usual update there
I mean it's possible that that was just talking about what's up next
And not like the next big big thing
Capcom is weird like that sometimes so
I should put it in a fallout prediction
Like for the TV show
That comes out in like a week or two weeks
A week or two weeks
I feel like that's such a slam dunk of
any of the cast will be there?
Because they were there last year.
So, like, they bring it up back again?
Oh, yeah.
You know what I mean?
Wait, who, like, who from the cast was there last year?
Well, Ella, right?
And then, um, was Walton Goggins there?
No.
Because I feel like you didn't switch it up.
Like, who wasn't here last year?
You see what game Ella Pernell's been playing?
Concrete Jeannie.
Wait, really?
That's awesome.
Yeah, they're asking her, do you plan on playing, like, Grand The Fada?
She was like, uh, yeah, I'm sure I'll check it out, but I'm not, like, super
into, like, stressful games.
I'm kind of relaxing with a game right now.
you just paint and do like stuff.
It's called Concrete Genie.
That's awesome.
That is awesome.
So cool.
Also, McCauley Colkin, that's what I'm going to say, is going to show up.
Oh.
I like that.
Oh, I like that.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
And what's his name from, um, oh, he's from the Silicon Valley show?
Camille.
Camille, thank you.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Because he's in the show, right?
He was in the trailers.
You're right.
You're right.
He was.
Oh, that's why you're saying, McClellan.
Cully Culkin. I thought you'd say Moe Colby
Colby. Oh, just because he's the type of guy
just let's show up in this shit. I'm still
on the fall out there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Let's see.
Dirty Daddy says, because the
Jumangi movie, either Rock, Jack Black, or Kevin Hart,
Jumachi, is that this year? That's not this year.
We're running out of time. No, no, no, that's too early for it.
That's next December.
They're just so much fun together.
You know, like, if Mike has an opportunity,
to look at a rocking Kevin Hart movie
where you could buy it for $28 or rent it for $22.
He's buying it for $20.
Oh, man. I mean, Dick talked about it with you guys on the podcast yesterday.
It's like so true. It's like you have to buy these movies at this point.
I'm going to rent them for $2 cheaper for 48 hours or just own it for a dollar more.
Yeah, of course I'm going to own it.
Jay Dublin says my safe bet is persona for revival as a gameplay trailer.
Although my hot take is right after that is Perforna 6,
teased for next gen.
I thought about it, but no.
The persona thing makes a lot of sense.
Yeah.
Because we were just so shocked that they had 10 seconds to show the last time.
The one thing none of us predicted, I think that's because of who we are.
But the whole Yakuza Project Century, like the virtual fighter, like some of that stuff will be there.
Maybe double what I just said.
Right.
They're wild at these events.
motor world says
I predict we've got a very vague, very short
Insomniac Spider-Man 3 T's
I think there's not a chance.
No, you gotta get Woolvie out first.
And then I'm gonna end on an amazing one here.
Jameson Peter says,
also I wrote in a few months back about my mom
being diagnosed with cancer.
Happy to report as of today, she's cancer-free.
Bring that bail, baby.
Love to hear that,
and I can't wait to hang out with all of you
all week for a fun.
Game Awards week, like I was saying.
Tomorrow's going to be our winner's predictions.
And then on Thursday, of course, we're going to be hanging out.
We're going to be doing a little pre-show.
We're going to be live reacting to the show and a Gamescast afterwards, giving you all our thoughts.
But we're going to try something new this year as well.
We want all of your hot takes about the game awards.
We will be putting out a tweet in a blue sky for you to respond to your thoughts about
the winners, your thoughts about the announcements, all of that stuff.
And on Friday, we will react to all of those takes on a kind of funny games cast.
So it's going to be a great time.
Today is not over.
After this, we are doing the stream, which is.
Eldon Ring Night Rain.
Hell yeah, everybody.
Until next time.
Rain.
Love you all.
Goodbye.
