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What's up and welcome to the Kind of Funny Gamescast for Friday, August 21st, 2026.
Of course, I'm one of your host Tim Gettys.
I'm joined today by Blessing at E.
Good day, Tim.
Greg Miller.
Hello, Tim.
And Andy Cortez.
Hello. Hey, Tim.
Hey, Andy.
I can't believe it.
It's gamescom time.
Are we all wearing indie merch right now?
Except for Greg.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, so close.
So close.
Damn.
messed up.
Damn.
Who's more talented?
Andy Cortez.
Andy Cortez.
I love Vanessa Carlton.
I'm not.
What is a shot?
If I could fall.
Nope.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
She's incredibly talented.
Her and her roster is a lot deeper than just a thousand miles.
Everybody else.
She shoot a three bucket.
We're in her top five.
songs on Spotify right now.
White houses.
Different versions of a thousand.
Give your top three most popular songs on Spotify.
Damn, I thought it was white horses.
In order?
Yeah.
Or can I just get them in there?
I mean, you're definitely going to have 1,000 miles at the top.
Obviously.
I think I see where you might get me is like, is there some co-lab I'm not thinking of or some shit?
But I would put White Houses behind it and then I put ordinary day behind that in terms of what's popular.
Just a day.
That's got to be number two.
Ordinary day.
Okay.
Yeah.
I know that.
Get by.
Now, of course,
A bigger shout out to Andy.
I ripped these songs off LimeWire when I was in Missouri,
and I can't wait to interview her one day
because she changed a lyric from that,
from the ordinary day demo to what the ordinary
day was and I want to know why.
And I'm sure I could Google and find it, but I refuse.
No, no, no, no.
You want to hear it.
Vanessa, anytime you want to come on the podcast, come on.
Carlton's mouth.
Get over here, Vanessa.
If you're watching live, be part of the show by
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We appreciate you all.
So very, very much.
Let's start with the topic of the show.
That's tough.
That's the question.
In wrong order.
I said 1,000 miles.
Then I said White Houses,
then I said ordinary day.
Okay.
But I was number four, though.
Well, number four technically is number two.
It's the second version of a thousand miles.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
We're not caught.
There's no argument.
I wouldn't be your number one.
I'm surprised there's only two versions of it in the top five, though.
I feel like she would be,
Here's the 20th anniversary.
You know, like the slightly extended version.
Now let's jump back to talk about Michelle Branch.
Because Michelle Branch, of course, everywhere back.
She's got, she's going on tour.
She got this new album coming out.
But the one she launched with, right?
Man, that's such a good song.
Sorry, I didn't know.
I didn't know who you, like, what the song was for Michelle Branch until.
No, that's, that's, that's.
Oh, that's, oh, never mind.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, that's a good song.
It is a great song.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There was Michelle Branch's song everywhere.
Because you're everywhere to.
Anyways, everywhere back, but she launched, the first single off that is the new radicals,
who I remember being so iconic because they broke up filming the music video for their huge hit.
I didn't know the new radicals were back, and now they're working on the Michelle Branch,
and I don't love it as much as the original.
Thank you.
These are songs I know from commercials, whenever they would sell like the greatest hit CDs.
Oh, yeah.
I'd hear 30 seconds of these songs.
Now, that's what I call music.
That's a jam right there, and I'll never hear the rest of these songs.
You really know that.
I know those 30 seconds.
That's me for the Beatles One album.
We're just like, I know all of those parts very, very well.
Anyways, everyone, today's topic of the show is Gamescom.
2026 predictions.
I forgot where we were.
I thought we already did that part.
I think we just got, we got thrown off.
Yeah.
I really had to confirm Greg's guesses and he was right.
Thank you.
Shout to Stacey O'Riko.
We're doing our Gamescom 26 predictions.
each one of us has brought three predictions to the table for this gamescom.
What will be there at opening night live?
What will Jeff Keely have to show at the first ever sold out gamescom?
Big deal.
Big com.
First one?
First one ever sell out.
That's what I heard.
I would have just assumed they all sell out.
I don't know.
I would have too.
Apparently not because there's a lot of people there, Andy.
We know that.
But not only are they sold out, there's more publishers and developers and kiosks and stages and things happen.
The return.
We're coming back.
This seems like there's a lot going on.
How many stands are university people trying to get you to learn AI?
Oh, man.
Like, there's got to be like recruiters.
Have you walked into GDC?
Like gone to the actual?
No.
Because let me tell you, they're there.
It's 80% like that.
They're there.
Yeah.
I saw you AI.
Yeah.
Andy, how many E3s did you do?
One.
One.
Okay.
Which one was it?
Was it 2019?
2018, I believe.
The cyberpunk one.
Yeah, okay.
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
Yeah.
Because, like, those type of things,
they're on the outskirts.
E3 did it right.
You know what I mean?
Greg,
like, you go in and it was like,
you see all the big ones
and they hide all that bullshit.
You don't even,
you don't have to dredge through it.
It was, yeah.
GDC, it's all that it is.
Yeah, GDC walk in and I was like,
this is an AI convention?
I was here for video games.
Pretty damn much.
It's always been that way.
I remember my first GDC was like that.
GDC, 2007, I went
there and there was a thing of scan your face and we put it in the game and this little cut down on
everything and it didn't fucking cut.
It did.
It didn't.
We're going to take our turns doing a little back and forth.
Can we start at the top real quick so?
Yeah, go for it.
Getting the predictions together for this made me so unhyped for the show.
I'm like, oh, man.
I know.
I do feel like they've been getting better just slightly.
I'm not saying like, oh, we should expect big giant things here.
But I do think they've done a really good job of setting what the expectations are.
And I think Jeff.
across all of his shows, but specifically games come opening night live, has done a good job
being like, here's the games that are going to be here. And we got some major exciting ones,
right? Like, we already know that Final Fantasy 7 revelations there. So it's like, we don't need to
guess if it's there or not, you know? So it's like, cool, we're going to have fun stuff to watch.
They also announced a bunch of other games and I'm like, all right. Sure. Sure. But like,
it's a Metro 2039, you know? Yeah. It's what it's about. Exactly. How many of those are they
going to be? All of them. But yeah, I mean, like, are any of you all feeling more excited
for this Gamescom than normal, or is everyone kind of like,
no, this one feels right? I'm with Greg.
I think I'm usually like,
I'm just excited to watch a show that might be a,
you know, a 7 out of 10 and I'll
be happy with it because I like laughing and looking at cool
video games and remembering about games that come out.
Yeah, and being like, oh shit, we haven't seen this in two years
or whatever the hell, you know? I think that's one of the things
that's so maybe this gamescom lives
in the shadow of September 2026,
where there are so many games on the horizon right now.
There's so many amazing, holy, Wolverines gone gold, Dawn of the Blood Walker,
fuck, blood of the Dawn Walker, you know what I mean?
Like, there's so much imminent stuff that when you start scrolling through this reset-era threat
of games that are confirmed, it's like, Cinder City, Dust Origins, Game of Thrones.
All right, like, yeah, sure.
And there's always the room for the surprises, but this is the conversation blessed
and I were having on games daily yesterday.
I'm just like, I feel like in this, correct me if I'm wrong, this isn't a Jeff's show,
right?
He hosts this show.
He owns and operates game awards in SGA.
But I still think he produces this.
I think O&L is like, yeah, his thing.
Yeah.
It's not on the same level of things.
It's definitely not.
No.
But I do.
This is always the nuts and bolts.
This is the blue collar show.
These are the games that are actually getting things done.
Let's talk about DLCs.
Let's talk about DLCs, I think, is a big thing.
But also there's the reality that this is the only of the shows that have the immediate, like,
playable demo from the public, right?
These are like the local and midterm elections.
This show matters.
These announcements matters,
just like the mid-term local audience,
but they're just not the ones that get you out to the polling.
Yeah.
But having said all that,
I do think that this year is kind of more unique
just because there are so many games
that have either come out that we're expecting DLC for
or that the year is so filled out with like,
this is one of the last major chances.
You have so many eyes on this
and maybe even playable hands on this
to talk about some of the fall games
that I feel like,
There is a chance here that we get some pretty exciting news updates just because it's not really a better spot for them to fit before the end of the year.
And there's the questions we have about a whole bunch of things that we're assuming are this year.
Maybe they aren't, but I'm just excited to get into all of it.
I feel like compared to other shows, compared to Game Awards specifically and Summer Game Fest, I feel like opening that live in a weird way is the video game show for like video game nerds.
Like if you're a little bit more nerdy about like, oh no, I want the deeper cut updates.
Because when we talk about the big companies, they're usually there.
You can usually expect something from PlayStation there, right?
Like last year we got a Ghost of Yote trailer where they teased Ghost of Yote Legends.
I believe years before that, we've gotten updates on like controllers and shit like that.
And I think usually if you look at the different bigger companies, they have something,
even though it's like we're talking about.
So updates and stuff like that.
But like for me, I think because we're well calibrated and know what level to expect from this,
I am kind of excited to just like sit back, relax, and just get more information.
Maybe get some pizza, you know?
Yeah.
PlayStation's not there this year.
I put in quotes in the way that Nintendo and Xbox are.
PlayStation's officially said they are not at Gamescom.
That doesn't mean they're not part of one of my predictions.
That doesn't mean they're not part of Keeley's show, you know.
Oh, sure, sure.
But they are not, they do not have a presence at Gamescom itself, whereas Xbox and Nintendo both do.
Isn't that weird though?
Has Wolverine had playable?
No.
It's just the preview.
Just the preview for press, yeah.
But I went to.
And they don't have it there?
It's kind of weird, right?
Yeah.
Just again, because of the sheer size of Gamescom, but I also think that they know Wolverine.
I mean, that's right.
They already had the audience, I think.
I'm not, I don't think they're going to convince many more people to be like, well, now's the time.
I wasn't interested, but now I am.
I want to start with Andy Cortez.
Let's give him the jump off.
There's a, there's a rumored sequel to an.
Xbox game.
That is not what everybody thinks it's going to be.
Viva Penaenaura returns.
Oh, no.
See, that's what's interesting.
Because, like, let's go through the reported rumors of this.
An Xbox revival will happen at this gamescom opening night live.
But it is not retro.
That's what they were saying.
Have you guys seen the game that they're saying?
No.
They're saying it's Rise, son of Rome, too.
I'm not joking.
No way.
We're going to get a new screenshot.
Maybe I got punked.
Maybe like somebody is tricking me on the internet, chat, correct me if I'm way off.
But I could have sworn that people were like the Xbox fan base on Twitter are saying, yeah,
Ryson of two.
Rice son of Rumson.
They're definitely getting morbious.
Hold on.
Yeah, let me look this up.
It's morbid time.
They're definitely getting morbidst like over at Xbox if that's true because they're just
looking at like the constant screenshots of being like, here's that game versus how Rise looked,
which is just a meme.
But they're getting morbidst and be like, bring it back to theaters.
Yeah.
brought it back and nothing.
Asha Sharma said a return to Xbox.
And when you think of Xbox, you think arise in a room.
This would disregard everything I'm saying.
I can't find anything.
But like I did see that they were saying that it wasn't retro.
And that's, I think, more so talking about it, it's not banjo.
Yeah.
Right.
But at this point, Viva Pignata, to me, kind of screams more retro.
I'm expecting something a little newer than that.
I think that they look at the success that a lot of random, cozy,
building type games can garner,
whether it's even, you know,
Power World is a different beast unto its own, right?
There's the, the Pokemon aspect in collecting and all that shit.
But I think that they look at that market and see all of the hits that happen in the indie space and say,
we can do this.
We have an IP that people remember and know about that name.
Let's bring that back.
Let's get back into this cozy space.
you're creating your little
whatever the fuck farm
are you making farms in that game?
I don't remember
Yeah I never played
I just saw the cover
You're bringing people
The bugs and
You're collected bombing your pinnadas
Yeah yeah
I got the actual words here
Okay from Nick the hate
Who so far
Been kind of crushing it this year
With the predictions
And again some things might change
Like the April first Star Fox
End up being early May or whatever
But like it was there
And it was real
And Ocarina and all that
Is it a season?
sequel to something recent or is it an old IP being revived?
And he says the former.
So something recent is what they're talking about.
And then it's not so much the game series that has my interest peaked.
Though I love the series, but the developer involved.
I'm really curious to see how they approach this IP.
So that's interesting.
Curious to see how they approach the IP.
Viva Penaata.
Coalition.
Viva Penaena.
So I got Andy's prediction locked as Veeva.
Penaena coming back. Does anyone else
want to make a prediction counter to that
or just a discussion? Do you have any thoughts
on what this might be? Uh, I'll throw out
a killer instinct. I feel like that'd be a really
fun one to bring back. I...
Has it left? Killer instinct?
A 100% yeah.
Yeah? I mean, I feel like...
What was the last update for that, though? I feel like it hasn't been
gone that long. It must have been years at this
point. I never play... I mean, I never play killer
instinct. I would have... This could be the pandemic
effect, Tim. We're like... I mean, I know. I know
the last update was two years ago. I know it's been gone for years.
It was like seven or six years ago.
Yeah, like I'm sure it must have been like six years or something.
Again, correct me if I'm wrong about that.
But like, I think it's an IP that is generally liked.
I know Killer Instinct has a fan base.
Maybe it's not the biggest fan base in the world,
but it's a passionate fan base.
You know, we always say like there's never been a better time to bring back.
I feel like that's not the case here.
I genuinely hope it's not killer.
There's been better times to bring back Killer Instinct.
That would be worst case scenario for me,
not only from an excitement perspective,
but like here's another fighting game that's going to go out there.
It's not going to work.
I mean, yeah, here in the shadow now of the death of 2XCO, right?
I mean, and I know you can't play in that, but it's just like...
And Invincible having layoffs and like, ugh, it just scares me.
I don't think that's the fighting game, like, fighting game industry's fault.
I think these are just not great games.
Like 2XCO, I just don't think hit like that.
And Invincible versus, I think it's a weird thing, right, coming from a new studio.
Even when I played Invincible versus, I was like, this seems cool.
It seems fine.
but if you're going to put out a fighting game,
you got to put out a really good fighting game.
It's really what it comes down to you.
But also what Tim mentioned with Nate the Hates saying,
I'd be excited to see how this devil will tackle that.
I'm like, I don't want a weird brand new dev tackling a fighting game.
Like that seems like a rest of me.
Unless it was for Nether Realm,
was tackling killer instant.
Oh, sure.
Yeah, I mean.
But I'm, yeah, no, I'm just, yeah, yeah.
See, for me, I don't want to get my hopes up.
But I'm Tim.
So I got it.
And this to me could be a double.
whammy of excitement in scalebound.
Are you going to go scale that? No, no, no, no, no, no, because I'm not about for me.
Okay.
I've been heartbroken the last couple years, because I don't think we're ever going to see
another orie game.
Another what?
Ory.
Oh, okay.
And the reason of that is, you know, no rest of the weekend.
Controversies of the team, leadership, and all that stuff, right?
So I'm like, well, bad taste in my mouth.
You give Ory to another team.
That's a good call off.
Maximum Tim wins.
That's a pretty.
Maximum.
A really good call.
One author out there that I'm like,
we need to get this at some point is Wolfstein 3.
I mean, what is machine games working on?
Is it finally Wolfstein 3 time for them,
or are they working on an Indiana Jones thing
or like another thing?
You give Wolfstein to another developer to do.
Yeah, I want Wolfensstein so bad.
Wolfensign 3 would be so sick.
I want a new Wolfens sign.
Maybe it's Rice 2.
Shit.
I don't know what Twitter account got me, but they got me good.
Rise 2, get up.
rise to a higher level.
Looking at chat here, we got a couple things.
Death Loop 2.
No.
I mean, I would like it, but who's going to make it, you know?
Like, Arcane's working on the day.
So that's the things that sounds like it's a third party.
But what third party is going to make Death Loop 2?
I don't know.
That's a weird IP to go, hey, let's take this and give it to somebody else.
Yeah.
I feel like that's a passion IP.
Someone else throughout record.
So what is the phrasing exactly again, please?
Oh, Recore.
Get the fuck out of here.
Do not recor.
Do not do it, Asha.
We want recor.
We want recooked.
No, we don't.
I should don't listen to him.
He's like,
this is like when the A good made you put it in all caps.
Don't do that.
It's hard to say, Greg,
because there's just,
it's a lot of,
it's across a bunch of different form,
both and stuff.
I just remember seeing it's like from a different team.
Okay.
It might not be third party.
So it could still be,
you know,
within Xbox's,
uh,
groups.
Sunset Overdrive 2.
Yeah,
I like Tunger Boy 22 coming out with prototype.
Like,
what if we went into that thing,
right?
We have Activision, right?
We have these fucking goddamn.
I guess technically it would be an Xbox IP.
That is an interesting way to look at it.
That's way more.
I mean, we're talking personal.
Prototype is it?
Prototype?
No.
Then a killer instinct.
I think we can all admit
fighting games had their chance
and it's time to stop.
What are you talking about?
Nobody wants them anymore.
Nobody plays them.
He's so many.
He's brave enough.
The same little freaks.
This generation's been so successful
for fighting games.
Yeah, they put a lot out.
They keep putting people out of business.
You know what I?
They put two developer,
or one developer.
It wasn't good.
T.O.
Wasn't that great.
Greg Miller.
Yeah.
What's your first prediction?
Do you want to go to our continuation of our kind of funny games daily, put them in
ink right away, or do we start somewhere else?
I'm down to do that if you want to do that.
It's not the most exciting thing.
No, not at all.
Let's save it then.
Then I'm going to go with Witcher songs of the past.
Obviously, we already know this is going to be its big coming out party.
People are going to play it.
We're going to see it.
It's going to be a whole thing.
Yada, yada.
I think they want to get out.
And I think they want to put a date on this as well.
I think they want to end that trailer with it.
I think it's going to be that first.
part of the year. I've been back and forth where I think you put a date on it. I'm going to say
February. I remember the original rumor on this was, hey, they're working on a Witcher 3 DLC.
Hey, it's going to be 2026. And this year's just gotten insane. And clearly, they probably weren't ready
where they wanted to be. I think it's now, though, it is that far along. And it is, let's capitalize
new year, new me. You got the new console. You're doing your thing. Let's get stuff out there right
away. I love that. Locking you in there. Thank you. But I have my date set for summer,
2027. And because
February, Greg,
remember what's happening in February. And I understand
it's Witcher 3. My birthday. But we got
God of War and we got Fable. Do you think they care?
I think they do, but I also think that they
know they can stand up
to those, right? Like...
Totally. Fable, I think it's going to be, I hope,
the most amazing game of all time. I can't wait for Fable. I'm all about it.
But I think Witcher 3's cachet is bigger than Fable.
And then you're standing up to God of War. And if I'm
at CD Project Red and I'm trying to
figure this out and where's the best time for us.
You know the power of the Witcher 3 and you see
the scuttle butt of people on the internet
of like, well, it's not a real gotta war game, it's a real gotta,
it's like fuck all that. We love it. We can't wait.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And gamers can't. But I think again,
the Witcher 3 speaks to such a broad audience
that I do think they get to
compete on a different level there.
God, it's gonna be so fucking sick, dude.
What got me even more juice was them
coming out with like an
updated kind of
PC specification
being like, we're going to juice this up even more, you know, like,
because when the Witcher remaster or the next-gen version or whatever,
the enhanced version, came out in 2022, I want to say,
you know, they did a lot of like visual upgrades or whatever,
but a lot of time has passed since, you know,
Nvidia tech and AMD and all the,
they've kind of like put in a lot of work into their upscalers.
I'm super stoked to see how it looks.
Yeah.
Bless.
Hmm
Hmm
I know right
Middle gear
Metal gear
Metal gear
Um
I'll get to it
Before Tim gets to it
I guess
Kana
Scars of Cosmora
Mm-hmm
Is slated
For spring
27
I get a new trailer
But yeah
It's not coming out this year
anymore
It's coming out in spring next year
We haven't heard
about that game
Since February 12th
2026
Yeah
Oh my God
Yeah
Yeah, I have that for, I have March 2027 less.
Yeah, okay, we're in the same way.
On my prediction.
Good.
You know, it sucks for my fantasy league.
I get it, but like, oh, that game cannot come out this year.
That game needs its own space.
That game needs as much love and push as possible from PlayStation, right?
Like, it is a PlayStation published game coming from its PS5 and PC,
and I just feel like PlayStation is going to treat that a certain way.
With God of War coming out, I don't see that coming out too early in the year,
but spring getting into that March, April.
I think that would make a lot of sense.
Yeah, I wouldn't even know where you put this game for the rest of the year.
And I'm sure that's the kind of game where the more time, the better for polish and like for as good and as like the amount of stuff they got going on in a Kna game and for a small of a team that you have working on it.
Yeah, give them time.
Yeah.
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it's like August or something just because of what you're saying.
Yeah.
Like because remember the Kina the first time got delayed a bunch of times it felt like maybe a little.
delays, but like...
Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't be mad at it.
It's just one of those ones who's like, damn, y'all
announce this in February
for this year. With the year. Yeah.
Oh, they must feel so silly.
You're silly. You're silly.
I hate it. We did a whole Resident Evil in review,
Andy. I fucking hate it.
Huh.
I mean, I guess I'm going to go
for what I think is the low-hanging fruit
here that I thought you were going to try to steal from me.
Resn Evil Requiem DLC.
Oh, that's fun.
And I am not confident because
that games come. I'm not sure, but DLC stuff there could make sense. I think the bigger thing is,
I imagine it's this year. Like, I don't think that they're, they said they're doing like a,
you know, major story piece for, for Requiem. And they're going to want to get that second
life back towards the end of the year getting into game awards and all that. I imagine it's
2026. Where else do you talk about it? And they could just, at any day, just tweet it out.
But like, they announced Veronica at summer game fest. So I feel,
like the relationship with Jeff is there
they understand what they got.
So I'm going Resident Evil Requeam DLC
to add more to that.
It'll get a date and it'll be Ada Wong.
Do you want? Oh, okay.
Because I was going to say an extra tip of the hat.
Are we playing as like Chris Redfield?
No.
I think they go Ada.
Okay.
Is it crazy?
His whole army had the same little fur collars.
What a fun time.
What a good time.
What a like a, like,
like a signature to have.
Like as soon as I popped up, I was like,
oh my God, they have the same fur collars.
We need that for kind of funny.
Like, Tim, figure out what is your thing
that you're going to give to the rest of the rest of the
I like that.
I like that.
Oh, yeah, let's have the chains go.
I go for it.
Everything you said makes perfect sense.
And Veronica, is it dated for next year?
It's spring.
And that's the thing, right?
You want this out before then.
You don't want to step on that.
But it's just like,
man.
I feel like you're sending that DLC to die anytime soon.
Maybe in October for the Halloween scleries and a quieter month than it is before GTA.
The thing about the setting it out to die, I don't think.
I don't know if President Evil can be sent out to die.
Like, for a game back to come back to life.
But that's the thing, the DLC, I don't think it has a chance to really live in that way.
I think I think it being sent out to die.
It's the people that are going to want to play it are going to play it.
I don't think it's going to win people over otherwise, right?
So I feel like I think it is being developed as a way to remind people how good nine is, right?
And like to get to make them love it even more and to just get more sales.
Like they treat their DLC like Game of the Year editions or like, you know, all of that.
So I'm not saying it's all just bundle or something like that.
Oh, I'm sure.
It's Capcom.
Really cool sale on it or whatever.
Totally.
So I think that it is put out as a way to get even more RE9 sales and that games doing spectacularly.
So I think that this is more marketing.
than it is a play to like get as many people as possible playing the DLC.
I love playing. I love playing all like the main Resident Evil games.
I don't think I've ever played a Resonie Evil DLC.
And that's because they always sneak out at the worst times.
I feel like it's kind of tradition for them to be like, yeah, just put it out.
Because to your point, yeah, the sickos are going to play it.
The people that are super into it are going to play it.
But I don't, I don't think they have like the idea of, oh, yeah, we want this to hit
that same number.
We want the attachment rate to be like that high for this DLC for the actual game.
Andy, let's get back to you with your number two.
Number two.
Number two.
That's kind of boring.
I think we get a sequel trailer announcement for Lies of P2.
Oh, man.
I don't know what it's called, what it looks like.
Well, I don't know.
I don't know.
That would have been my prediction.
I think it like, we finally get the damn thing.
I don't know.
I think it's just like a purely cinematic.
It's not even like a gameplay type thing.
It will likely just be, you know,
cinematic cutscene with a year.
Maybe, legitimately, maybe it's 2028.
I don't know.
We'll just get like an announcement.
It's happening.
We're doing it.
Liza P.
It's happening.
Best Souls like of all time.
Not from soft.
God, they're just so good at what they do, man.
I feel like that's too safe.
It's too low a prediction.
You need to commit to the name.
I can't.
That's too spoilery.
But I mean, are you kidding to the spoiler?
What do you mean?
It's too spoilery.
They're going to announce the name in three days and it won't be spoilery?
But if they don't announce the name, then it's a spoiler.
They're announcing the name at some point.
But if it's not named that.
Yeah.
Oh, my God, get off.
None of you are going to play Liza P.
No, nobody's sitting there right now.
Like, I'm getting really close to the end of,
Lys is being on Switch 2, like two weeks ago.
That nobody's playing it there.
Do you need a Snickers?
What's wrong with you right now?
I'm just letting you know Lise of P on Switch.
Who's this fucking I hate fighting game.
He is just like the fighting game community.
It's dead.
It's dead.
Fucking box office poison.
Say the fucking name.
Liza P. 2.
You're committed to Liza B2.
No.
But I don't want to say it.
Okay, but what's the prediction?
You don't need to say it.
But are you?
This is my thing.
It's like, I don't think,
I don't think it's a whack prediction
because I'm not,
I'd be surprised to see it in three days.
I don't think this is the place.
I think game awards or like summary,
I feel like you gotta,
you gotta have a bigger venue for,
for Liza Pee.
Yeah,
I don't think it's like a,
a safe thing.
I feel like that's,
yeah,
I think it's,
it's,
it's,
it's not unsafe.
I think it's like a,
there's a 50-50 shot.
I think it's like very early out to,
to sort of,
you know,
show something like that.
They do have a history at Gamescom though.
Oh,
really?
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
Okay.
So.
Oh.
But I do think they've graduated from that.
Yeah.
But I don't,
I also think that Gamescom has in that time gotten a little bigger.
So they'll get premier placement and all that stuff.
It's still starring Pinocchio.
It's not,
we are not moving on to a different, you know, main protagonist.
You are still.
Oh, interesting.
You are still Pinocchio.
Pinocchio is moving on to greener pastures, maybe.
Emerald Pasture.
There it is. Thank you.
Thank you.
That's a good one, actually.
Thank you.
Liza.
I'm going to spoil it.
Too bad everybody.
Get out of the way.
Or I'm doing it.
Do you know the ending of Liza P?
Yeah, I remember you guys told me about it.
That's a really cool ending.
It is really cool ending.
Yeah, I would do Liza P. colon, Emerald City.
I like that.
We like that.
No.
What do you call it?
That's weird.
Spoil of Liza Voss.
Liza Voss.
Oh.
That's better.
That's better.
That's better than you go.
Come here.
Love you.
I'm going to order a pizza.
Thank you.
Those predictions were made and,
uh,
and I,
and I,
and I,
those predictions were made a while back.
And I,
I think Tim might be closer.
I don't think it's like a location thing.
You know what I mean?
Like,
I was a dope name.
It's,
I'm telling you,
dude.
Yeah,
I don't know.
I don't know if we add the subtype.
Everyone wants to wicked.
It feels too DLCE maybe, you know.
Look to the western skies.
I haven't seen the movies, but I went to a lot of things.
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Gregi. Yeah. Hit me with number two.
Now let's bring in the Games Daily stuff where me and Bluskin and piggyback off each other.
I think tomorrow we see Iowa Interactive come out.
Celebrate 007's success, the 4 million units moved.
And I think they announce or, you know, Jeff announces or whatever the little thing is tax him stuff.
Hey, here we go.
Here's the our little missions that you can go do.
Available now.
Available now.
I think you'll get at least one on opening out live, yeah, or tomorrow, whatever.
You know what I mean?
In the next 24 hours.
And then a preview of other ones that are coming, like kind of a sizzle reel of that.
What was the Lenny Kravitz thing?
the you go to bless. That's my thing is
I think we'll see more info about
the story DLC so it is
like the yeah, Bovma is the name of his
character. Does the DLC focus on him?
I forget if they even named the DLC
if they did let me know but
I think we get stuff for that. In fact I think we get a release date
I think they say it's in October
and then I think we possibly get more taxed and stuff.
It'll be interesting if it's both of us together.
Yeah. Because I'm not disqualifying.
It was more, we had the whole
cart horse conversation. Yeah.
Of like, is it you get the DLC
first and then more taxed stuff or is it you're going to get taxed him and then get DLC down the line?
I don't see a world that they're not together.
Like because the fact that they announced this.
But I think we were talking about release order for the record.
Oh, okay.
Because I was saying we're going to get more taxed him and he was saying I think we're going to get the DLC first.
Yeah, I think we're going to get more taxing before we get the DLC stuff, which I could see,
I could easily see being there tomorrow and I would see that be like December.
Are you thinking though?
Because like I have here.
Yeah.
I think eventually we get attacks and stuff.
Like I could see them even teasing a tax submission and being like it's based off an IP
In the way that they did that for I for hitman all the time see I don't think based off an IP
I could be like I could see them Chasing their
Similarly elusive target stuff and announcing hey there is a mission with some
Yeah, Milo Jovovich kind of like you know what I mean level of there's a new star in it
But then I guess it's kind of stepping on the Lenny Kravitz thing so actually I take that away no tax him is going to be more basic
The light is you in the world you're already doing
Light is spoilers, so if you don't want
for Slite stuff, stay away for like...
By the way, it's called Liza Mbavam over there,
according to the chat. The next... That's true enough.
30 seconds. No, that's Liza P. Joe. Yeah, they're fucking...
The next 30 seconds.
We didn't get the tax-in car stuff, right?
The Valhalla. Didn't it come out?
Did we not? Did it come out? I can just want to
heard people talking about it.
Maybe I'm thinking of just the trailer.
Because I just remember on the menu that shit pops up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We must have gotten that.
I can't imagine that coming out and me not.
playing it.
Huh.
I never booted up the tag.
Valhalla Protocol is the thing.
The Valhalla Protocol.
Oh, I guess, yeah, it didn't come out yet.
I just assumed it was already out.
So, yeah.
In that case.
I think that drops when they announce it,
and then they also talk about this thing
and they have like a roadmap to that.
Yeah, that kind of does bring you back
around to your side.
I totally thought they dropped it.
Hey, you know, on my side.
Too late, I already got them, though,
this prediction.
Don't let him take it back, okay?
Well, I was going to say it,
because I think now,
we can probably agree on a prediction of like they drop that like at opening night live and then
tease more of the bovma story stuff like that yeah i like that all right we'll make that gregg's
prediction yeah okay and i'll toss in that i still think they're going to put out the lies of bovma this year
i'll say December thank you okay uh i like that plenty that gives me another prediction
are you gonna go my way bless yes number two oh man
Number two from Blessing Jr.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Where do you fucking do it.
Unleached that, you psychopath.
Stranger than Heaven is getting another trailer.
Oh, no.
And guess what?
Tupac isn't the only other special.
Oh, I was like you're saying he took them out.
You have to name them, though.
Dr. Dre.
Is it stranger than heaven?
Whoa.
That's right.
Snoop Dog and Dog.
Dr. Dre.
Soon Doc uses connections.
He got Dre in the game.
Dre loves being in games.
He was in GTA online.
He was?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Wow.
But Dr. Dre is, like, even less of a main role.
He's there for a scene.
Mm-hmm.
Well, you see part of it.
You see part of it.
We see, we see the Dr. Dre model in the game.
Damn.
You don't think we'd get somebody more gaming adjacent, like, presently.
I know that Dr. Jay was in the GTA online thing,
but that was, like,
five, six years ago.
See, this is me thinking of
what other connections
can they use Snoop Dog for?
Like Snoop Dog's in the game.
Obviously, like,
through extension,
they were able to get Tupac via that.
Yeah.
Are they really taking advantage
of the hype
and of like the one connection
they have to Snoop Dog
to really be like,
yo, let's minmex.
Yeah.
The dog.
The dog.
Do you see the chat plus?
Which one?
Because I'm seeing a lot of people.
Can you imagine?
Oh, big.
No.
No. Big was the first.
that came to mind.
And I was like, that is really disrespected.
Tupac is already disrespectful.
You can't put Tupac in big in the same game
because then I'm boycotting this shit.
Then I'm really not playing this game.
Oh, man.
Yeah, no, you can't do that.
You imagine the devs are like,
well, we thought you guys were mad
because we were like favoriting.
No, we wanted to be equal.
No, that's not why we were mad.
I didn't think, Kendra-Lamar did come to mind.
But no, I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I think he wouldn't like the Tupac thing.
See, that's my thing is I'm so 50-50 on whether or not he'd be like all about it or not.
You know?
Because every once in a while he does something like, huh, that seems inconsistent with what I thought your views were.
But hey, we all listen to reincarnation.
Okay, it's my turn.
And now I'm we're blesses where I'm just like, I just don't know.
Timmy what you got on your final predictions.
Timmy what you got?
This is my second.
Tim second prediction.
I'm just going to, I'm going to keep with my, my Tim shit here.
Mother fucking.
Final Fantasy 7 revelation will get a release date.
And that release date will be in April.
And that bums me out because Final Fantasy 7's 30th anniversary is January 31st, 1997.
But they already said that spring is when it's coming.
In January, as we all unfortunately know, is not in spring.
It's in the winter.
February is in the winter as well.
And another part of my prediction, just to keep this a little bit more like,
I want some intrigue.
Yeah.
They're going to over-present the game.
Okay.
You know, it's going to be similar to summer game fest where it's like,
we're not just going to get the trailer.
We're going to get a trailer.
We're going to get some stage presence.
We might get a clip.
We might go back to some stage presence.
It's just going to be a little too much.
A little bit too much.
Okay.
So we're going to leave that kind of like,
I wish they just stuck with either this or that.
Yeah, and it's like we're going to love everything we see.
We get a Chadley appearance?
No Chadley.
Okay.
No Chadley, I don't think.
Not brave enough, huh?
To predict that?
Tim or Chadley?
I don't know.
Did we fuck with Chadley?
You know what?
All things considered I fuck with Chadley.
Okay.
Mainly because we're going to fight this motherfucker in the third game.
We're going to fight Chad.
We're going to fight Chad.
What?
In virtual reality?
Maybe, maybe not.
Okay.
It's gonna be a plot beat.
We're gonna fight him.
We're gonna fuck him up.
He's gonna be like a seat,
one of the big final secret bosses.
Yeah, I'm, yeah, you're right.
He's gonna be like Simon in Expedition 33.
Yeah.
I'm just gonna piss everyone off
because he's gonna be very difficult.
He's gonna be a beast.
I never fought Simon.
Really cool.
That's cool.
Born and Lennon Chad doesn't know who Chadley is.
And I like that he doesn't know.
Don't worry about it then.
Andy.
Final prediction.
Okay. Final prediction.
There's a lot of steps to this one.
Because some are confirmed steps.
Some are unconfirmed.
But then some are just straight up.
Me just Hail Mary out there.
Tides of Annihilation, we know, will be shown.
Yes.
For a fact.
It'll be an official new trailer.
Very cinematic in structure.
Not like pre-rendered, but it'll just be a lot of, you know,
You can't do that.
Action.
Like,
really showing off kind of story
and getting people excited.
Because a lot of journalists got to play recently
and put out a bunch of footage for it.
And it looks really,
really rad.
We get the official announcement of,
not even just the rumor,
but, like, after watching the videos,
I'm like, okay,
the person replacing Jennifer English
is Angela Santalbano,
the voice of Grace Ashcroft.
That's confirmed.
No. She confirmed it.
She didn't confirm it.
Her motion capture artist confirmed it.
And so it's like a...
It's like a thing, right?
It's like an unconfirmed, like unofficial, wait until the fucking thing happens, right?
So it's like, we'll get that official announcement of like, here's the big replacement.
And people will be excited because awesome voice actor.
Summer 2027, there's not a...
And I feel like it's going to be August, if I'm throwing out an extra prediction there.
That's more like a tip of the hat, KDG.
So it'll be an August 2027 thing, but it will just say 2027.
That way we all don't go, that's a year away.
Like, it could be, who knows, it could be May or some bullshit.
Huh?
You project really well.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, yeah, you're like, Pierce.
And I was like, damn, that's good.
I'm too loud.
Sorry about it.
No, no, no, no, I'm being serious.
Okay.
And then, and then we get a playable demo.
That's the big one.
Boom.
That's the big one.
Boss fight.
Oh, I love that.
I want to play it so bad.
Yeah.
I like everything you said.
Did you see any of the newer footage?
No.
Dude.
Fucking crazy.
And she sounds great.
The new actress sounds great.
Whoever she may be.
Whoever this is.
Whoever it could possibly be.
Got the English accent.
Kind of fascinating to hear that.
You know, you're not getting the British accent.
You're not getting American sound.
She did as a Greek Ashcroft?
No, but I did an impression of her
and everybody said that I sounded as a sound in.
exactly like Morty.
Oh,
what are you doing?
It looks really, really good.
The new footage, by the way, it looks
freaking fantastic.
Hell yeah.
Can I get like a fantasy critic
like pass over to next year?
Arcata and tides, you know, just maybe.
I'll let you have that if you give me Witchbrook
because I don't think Wishbrook's coming out.
It's good about to fucking,
they're going to pass two years in a row on me.
If you win, fantasy critic, you get one wish.
Remember that.
Yeah, yeah.
What a good.
What a great gimmick there.
Hey, you get one wish.
One wish.
I don't know why.
Hey, it's me.
Your final.
Final one.
This is opium, but also not, but also is.
Andy and I sat down on July 2nd, 2026 for Mass Effect Air.
Exodus looks fantastic.
Yeah.
Exodus, of course, is the Matthew McConaughey game that's a Mass Effect successor that we think looks rad.
We watched the entire demo.
We talked over the whole thing.
Had a great time with it.
the what we were reacting to in July came from the future game showcase they did not SGF however exodus originally premiered at game awards in December they've been saying
early 2027 either spring or early 2027 forever for what it is I'm hoping that's still the case and I'm calling it that they show it and they say April that's my prediction my hope here and I want that I want that game let's clear that I mean yes 2027 is going to
be crazy. We already talk a lot about February,
but give us February
with Fable and God of War and the other game
I already predicted or whatever. And then you get to play
other shit there in March and then April
we get there. And I hope we get it. We got
Fantasy 7 and we have Resident Evil Veronica.
Yeah. So we have big games in that.
And I think this one does it. It just get a little bit
away from it, but you can't get too close to summer.
I think April's a nice little place to call it
for a little springtime game. Dang, not bad.
20K views on that one. I know, right?
Thank you, everybody for watching. Thank you. Everybody for it.
We're going to be right in the long run of that one, probably.
That's an awesome one.
You should check that one out.
It's like,
I think the footage of this game looks so impressive and cool.
And I think seeing it evolve,
I think is one of the more impressive things about it.
Because early on,
I'm like,
ooh,
this looks pretty jank.
The spirit's there.
They got,
man,
they got heart.
But it's,
it looks jank.
This is the fun that the chat's having that you and I had in our video,
you should go watch.
Android Sleep says the expanse game will eat its lunch.
And then FTL,
FML says,
Expans versus Exodus 2027.
Of course, as you know,
Expans, Osiris Reborn is another
Mass Effect-like game
that's supposed to come out next year or whatever as well.
We played that,
enjoyed that beta they put out.
It was fun.
Yeah.
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
Yeah.
No, I think it was rough around the edges.
Yeah.
And that then set my expectations for the Exodus
to look a lot like that,
the gameplay demo we saw.
And that exit is blew my expectations away.
And I think looks so much better than that
to the point that I don't think
the expanse is going to make it next year.
And I forget if they've even said 2027
or if that is just their shot.
But remember, they put out that
pre-order demo,
beta, whatever you want to call it,
and then shit can the voice actor
and put somebody else in.
It's like,
I think they're still putting a lot together
on that game.
Wish it the best.
I can't wait.
Yeah, Exodus blew away
every expectation I had for it.
It was very, very good looking.
All right, all right.
All right.
Bless.
Oh, man, but his voice acting,
no.
He is the worst part.
He's the worst part.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to find the time code
for Kevin to
bring up for everybody because it's like
Matthew McConae, what were you thinking, Big Don?
Wow. It's rough, dude. It's crazy. It's really rough.
Both are like, no, no, no.
Yeah.
Okay, so I have two that I was kind of ping pong
back and forth between. One of them
is more interesting and I think more of an exciting
discussion, but way less likely.
So I'm going to save that one for our post
predictions because I want to give the more accurate one
to see if I can get any points during this
and say that Lords of the Fallen 2
gets a November release date.
and the crowd goes mild.
Oh.
Hmm.
November.
Okay.
Nothing's happening then.
Yeah.
But like it is getting to that point where like nothing is happening and everything is getting out of the way and you're like, can you benefit from this?
Yeah.
Can you be the one game in the first week of November?
Can you be the other thing around it?
Like if nothing else is coming out and you're the only other thing.
That gives you a lot of space to kind of be talked about, you know.
Yeah.
Many of the chat said it's been delayed to 2027.
Really? Oh, I didn't know that.
I could, I mean, I looked this up right before this.
I didn't see anything about it.
But now, yeah, you're right.
Shit.
Fallon has been delayed to Q1, 2027.
Oh, I didn't know that.
All right.
And you got that wrong.
Then I'm changing.
I'm going to my more exciting one.
That's definitely not going to happen.
Marvel's Wolverine.
It's been a lot of conversation about this game.
And a lot of the conversation, I think, has been, frankly,
disrespectful.
Damn.
A lot of people kind of pooing all in this game because it's not Spider-D-Man, and I get it.
Because I've been beating that drum for years.
You know what I mean?
Insomnia, great studio.
A-T or studio.
Are they S-tier?
Not my opinion, but, you know, Wolverine's going to come out to be great.
It's going to be great, but I think PlayStation and Insomiac have a last chance here to really
hype people up for Wolverine.
And so I think we're going to get Wolverine's final trailer at opening night live.
and you see a special character
make an appearance.
One more, one more mutant or something.
One more mutiny?
Professor X.
No, cool.
No way.
No.
No.
Not a chance.
He rolls up.
I love it.
He rolls up.
And he puts up.
What up bitches?
Mind bullets.
He puts his fingers to his dog in and he says,
what up bitches, but in telepathia.
The fuck is up.
What a do?
Now we're just going to do.
What do we think from Wolverine the game or whatever?
I think there's,
there's a end cutscene, whether it actually after credits or whatever, some mission you do or whatever.
But I think similar to like how Bears something running ones and twos,
Barrett and me, we'll talk about Ragnarok and like that final thing where it's like,
oh, and then it goes black or whatever.
And you still play afterwards or whatever.
I think eventually, I think the only thing you're going to get is, I don't know if it'll be
as on point, but it's going to be, I think Wolverine getting the to me.
Exactly.
He gets pinged by someone, whether we hear the voice in his head or it's just a, you know,
He's like, wait, what the fuck was that?
I think that's where we end that part.
Interesting.
I'm going to show that, do that.
Also, I messaged this man.
Yeah.
This over the weekend, and that was his first fucking response.
That's really funny.
That's really funny.
It's Wolverine.
I'm here.
Tim's final prediction for opening night live, which of course is Tuesday, everybody.
We will be live reacting to it on the kind of funny games cast.
Your day will start earlier, right?
That the early day?
9.30 is the one or I think of a GTA day.
Next week's gonna be crazy.
Next week's too strapping.
And why not put Pokemon whirls on top of it?
You know what I mean?
Nobody cares about us.
That's the problem.
Yeah, Tuesday starts at 930 with games daily.
1030 or 1045 games cast.
So we pre-show into opening it live,
live watch a long reaction post show.
Nobody cares about us.
Everybody's seeing Grand Theft Auto 6 before me.
I won the fucking competition.
Keep that in me.
mind hackers
fucking hackers
fuck
I mean
we're like cyber geek
I just stayed off
because you're a geek
you know
I can't wait
I'm not seen any of this
GTA six footage
I saw one thing
yeah
did it look like GTA
it did
force bullshit
but I mean the thing like
without going just too far into it
I'm not gonna say anything
about it but I just say like
yeah it gave you that look
of like oh okay
it's GTA but it's very very fancy
and pretty and I'm like cool
he's right as fuck that
That's all I need.
He's wearing one.
Top hat.
He said it was very fancy.
Hello.
Please get out of your car.
It's very funny because if I were to go back and look at my summer game fest predictions, my three, I'm pretty sure I'm making the exact same three predictions here, at least the same games.
Transformers.
Robots in disguise.
Transformers is just such a gamescom announcement.
And I don't know what it is why I truly believe in my soul.
they are working on a
I'm gonna say triple A, but like
I want a little wiggle room of like
more than double A, you know what I mean?
Like not a cheapo, not a like, oh, that shit looks, yeah,
whatever.
It'll be like a real game.
And it'll be Transformers.
It'll be like Generation 1 type.
Like not cell shaded like devastation was.
But in the world maybe of war for Cybertron or whatever.
Maybe not in the world.
But like what I'm saying is classic Decepticons,
classic Autobots, we know these characters.
And I don't know.
who's making it.
Maybe a saber.
You know what I mean?
Maybe a...
Everything.
A Kepler, maybe, you know, whatever.
Somebody's making it.
Right.
But I think it'll be a big
Transformers game.
And I don't know if somebody
a long time ago,
like hinted at me
that they know that it's a development
or whatever,
but I'm like, I just feel...
Who would make a good
like a Transformers game?
Platinum did.
Platinum did, yeah.
High Moon Studios, RIP,
they did multiple times.
Yeah.
So they can do it.
They can definitely do it.
But I feel...
Who made destruction?
All-Stars.
I don't know, but I don't want to have.
I'm joking, no, I don't know.
But I'm excited to see it, and I think it'll make me happy.
That's all it matters.
Yeah.
The part that I don't want to add as a prediction, I'm just going to put this as a tip of the hat.
War for Cybertron and Fall of Cybertron being freed from the shackles of licensing.
Like, bring them back somehow, whether it's a remastered or just like, hey, we figured it out by him.
You don't think so?
No, me.
I think it's inevitable.
We get them.
I hope so.
I hope all the old games come back, you know.
I put through a link into assets, Kevin.
Strange times we're living in.
You gotta hear McCona Hay loud.
You gotta turn this up too.
Strange times you're living in.
I forget.
He's called you the traveler,
whatever your fucking character name is.
I forget.
We're about to hear it, I guess.
I could have sworn that he was the player character.
No, no.
He's just a side character?
He's a guy with a space guitar.
I'd tell you what I could have swore.
I thought he was only like,
an investor.
Howdy friend.
He realized he was in the game.
Oh yeah.
Pop it up, Giff.
Howdy, friend.
Strange times we're living in.
You ought to imagine they touched it up.
I named C.C. or well.
They got to touch it.
Orlove.
Voice by Matthew McConaughey.
Howdy, friend.
Strange times we find ourselves in.
Oh, my God.
Name C.C. or Lev.
In this scene, Cici helps out June by giving him a
cycler upgrade. His mouth's covered, but you don't hear that at all.
The new modification.
That's that. That's that. That's that. That's that. That's that. That's that. That's that.
That's that. I'm going with it.
Strange times we find ourselves in.
I want to get to all the super chats here, but is there anything that we want to throw out before?
Because I got a couple, couple quick ones.
A boring one that I'll be excited to see. It would be Mugenics getting DLC.
They're getting, I think they're doing a Mugenics musical performance at opening night live.
Oh, it better not be that song.
Super random.
Here's the thing.
You gotta get past that song.
I can't.
Because they have a bunch of other songs in that game and they're awesome.
I've heard from everybody, Andy, it only plays for like the first.
It's just the first level.
It's just that first.
And it was bad enough to, I'm like, I never want to see this game.
The other songs are good.
I know, I know.
I know.
Other songs are great.
Sorry, I just interrupted you with that song.
Sorry.
No, that's it.
Just that I, the fact that they're doing the musical performance, like, I think it would probably be a pretty
appropriate venue if you had that ready to do some kind of like expansion.
or I have an expansion because that might be too much,
but some kind of DLC drop.
I think it's confirmed to be there,
but I really hope we see
like a big follow-up for Warlock,
the Dungeons and Dragons game.
It is confirmed to be there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I want to see,
because I don't remember the last time we saw it,
maybe it was Game Awards.
I think I did,
I had it on my list,
but no prediction,
just because we know it's going to be there.
Yeah.
The research was there was some like D&D convention
beforehand where they had like a panel
and they announced there
that gameplay would debut
got you, okay.
But I think we've only seen
the teaser trailer
of the Warlock,
if I'm right about it.
Yeah, we only saw a cinematic
but it was like...
Look good.
I feel like we see a lot of other
IP trailers that pop up
that you could normally
just kind of like,
I'm gonna go to the restroom
or whatever.
It's one of those.
And this was almost gonna be one of those,
but the characters,
she just looked so sick
and I was like,
oh, I love just being like a magic person
with cool spells.
Yeah, I'm looking forward.
I want to see what that's all about.
Go from there.
another one I had was just like
again this caliber of show
Sabre Interactive going to be all over it
Turrach Origins is supposed to have
it's supposed to come out this year at some point
I played it as BF it was fine enough for what
I could see that being a
y'all this is dropping
third week of October or hey
it's dropping second week of December
Turak everybody
Sabre
did we ever get was we kept predicting
Crazy Taxi was going to be a summer
yeah yeah yeah yeah
Did they end up in the show for Summer Game Fest?
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, that's where the trailer debut.
It was announced that, it was announced like years ago?
I mean, like, with the title.
Oh, yes, you're right.
You're right.
You're right.
And did we get a release window or date or anything?
No, no, no.
Maybe the trailer had it, like, a 2027.
I don't think it did.
If it didn't, then I'll say we get a trailer with a 2027.
Yeah, I'd bet on that.
Hopefully you didn't even more accurate date.
Easy ones I have, Forts of Horizon 6, PS5 release date.
that's a good one timmy
crimson desert dLC
title yeah
oh yeah
man i gotta get back to that game
i want a pragmata update
i don't know what it would be i don't think they're working on dLC for that game
but like
new suits do something you know what i mean again
capcom they've been killing it
remind people about oh yeah
that could be great
god i would
um i legitimately would
be so happy
if they and it has nothing to even do a gamescom it's talking about my own
personal wish now
sure first i would like
a million dollars. Wow.
Wish number two, don't fuck me.
Don't fuck me. Wish number three.
Reboot Exo Primal
into some shared
shooter. A single or a co-op or both.
I like that. Shooter. A lot, though. Huh? I wish it worked.
My wish is for more games
that I like to just work. But the thing
with me, though, is like it's
the whole, like the way the tech and the animal,
the dinosaurs and the tech, the mecks
you're in, all that shit looks so cool, but it's
a game that I want to spend a whole lot of time
because at the end of day it's like all right I did a couple
rounds I'm good I've had my fill but I want to like run through
I basically just want outriders with dinosaurs dude
outriders they canceled part two of outriders
and I still haven't seen GTA 6
Yaacob I'm ready for part two of me of my therapy session
with you Andy because like you just made me realize that like
I don't know if it's that I have it's probably partly that I have
trash taste but like I think of so many games that I fuck with
and just nobody else is fucking with them you know
like marathon is like why is this game not one of the biggest games like fucking knockout city
why did it come and go like that you know what i mean exo primal when are we gonna try the marathon
roglight mode whenever you want to i'm down i really want to like at least hop back in and see
what the heck is like anything i touch turns to dust put me back into therapy uh egypt
in soccer in the world cup any soccer team that i rooted for immediately loses that's an
unbelief that we got to like get a super cut of that moment of busing talking so much shit about
Argentina and just slowly look at the score and be like,
no. And I was talking to him
about a story. I was like, what the fuck happened?
You're talking about layoffs? I thought there was some other massive
layoff. He was like, Argentina just tied
it. Like the fact that I'm, that I liked dust
bloods during the preview is like, watch out of everybody.
Watch out. I'm sorry, watch out.
The last two things I want
to throw out there, I don't know
how likely this is because I think it'll be more a PlayStation
state of play situation, but until
dawn too. It also
has a gamescom live audience vibe to me.
I don't know that they'd ever like repeat what they did back at PSX,
but that could be fun.
And then I just,
I feel like it could just be just the coincidence of time thing with Hidden Penitare,
like having some level of something there.
But that's a little too,
I don't know.
I just want to put it out there.
You're putting those vibes out there.
Put it out there.
I see vibes floating.
And the last one,
I wrote this down.
I don't think it happens at Gamescom,
but I'm just kind of saying this now that it will be a prediction of mine for game awards.
We're getting a devil make cry remake.
It's happening.
The Devil's Cry series is on fire.
It's selling more than it ever freaking has.
The anime is awesome and kicking ass and doing very well on Netflix.
To answer your question, Greg.
Yeah.
I think they treat it more like they're treating the Resident Evil remakes,
and they don't start with the first one.
I think they do a remake of Resident Evil or Devil McRie 3,
which is a prequel.
That is the origin story.
Okay.
So do that.
I think one needs a remake more than three needs a remake,
but just thinking about,
Capcom watching the moves they're making.
I feel like they do it.
What's Capcom?
What do they have slated for next year?
It's Resident Evil Veronica.
Veronica.
And then what else?
Street fighters,
years five.
Do we really not have anything else?
Because I feel like this,
I know probably,
this year is probably like a result of like,
this year's probably like one of the craziest ones ever.
Shit really lined up for them this year.
Yeah.
But like, man,
if they could like start to set a president to where even if it's just like
two big titles.
Mega man.
Oh sure.
Monster 100 D.
L.C.
Maybe I'm underrating Mega Man
But like, yeah, I don't really
I'm like, I'm looking at what are the
You had this year, Anamusha Pragmatia and Resident Evil Requiem
Yeah, what I mean? What's the one other one that you have that's not Resident Evil?
I mean, I think that they need to now start making those again, right?
That's why I can kind of believe the Devil May Cry thing, yeah.
I mean, I think it's inevitable that we get it.
And I think that a remake is very likely because of the success they had with Resident Evil,
but then also as we get towards Resident or Devil McRice 6,
I think the biggest issue there is like so many of the core people left.
So I think that this will allow them to kind of remake something,
which is a simpler task, right?
And figure it out from there.
Dude, I'm, I just randomly got like another random.
A random we got a random.
Randomly, randomly randomed.
Remnant from the Ashes 3 announcement.
God, that game sold so much better than I thought.
and that makes me so happy.
Because I was like, well, we even get a part three.
But it's sold really, really well.
And, like, we are definitely getting a part three.
Announcement here.
Coming out, 2027.
In the chat, Real Garrette says,
Monster Hunter doesn't show up until Game Awards.
Not true.
Monster Hunter outlanders,
the stupid mobile game is already announced
they're going to be here at opening that.
God, you're going to be in there.
I think they either get a beta on the day,
a special beta, because they've already done the third one
or we get a December release day.
Damn.
when all throughout
blighted the game
from Super Giant
No that is they're like
No, is that don't? No, drink box
Sorry, not Super Giant, drink box. Oh, that's right.
That's like their top down like Soul's like deal
That game is slated for this year still
I believe unless like these other games
They quietly delayed
I think at Gamescom opening night live
They don't show up
And then next week we get a tweet
If you get a tweet next week
And they're like, hey, they do not come
Yeah, we're coming next to you, sorry
I want to get to all the super chats here
Opponents Prime says opening night lives
Usually SGF scraps
Or are the chances of Ocarina
I would say
Incredibly unlikely
Not a chance
Now there is a chance
And here's the chance Greg
I'm not saying this is going to happen
I truly don't think it will happen
But
Nintendo goes big with its booth
activations. Back at the E3
days, they used to do huge
huge things that other people didn't
do, right? PlayStation Xbox
epic looking green and blue, but
Nintendo was like, we're recreating fucking high rule.
You know, like we're going to have this giant smash
tournament stage, like Mario Odyssey, like all that
stuff. I can see them doing that
and going big at Gamescom, having
it playable. If the game is really
2026 and then it being
announced here, like more details and stuff.
Very unlikely, but I just think their
physical presence is the
only thing that makes me think maybe.
Do you think it's too late for that now, though?
Like, wouldn't they advertise that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Again, if I had to place any money,
I think there's a 99% chance Ocarina is in a September direct this year.
Yeah.
I'm also selfishly, fingers crossed, it's delayed out of this year.
Too much going on.
I want to see this game succeed as much as possible,
and I think it'll succeed greatly, but I think that there's a,
you know, it'll be better if it was at a different time.
here let me ask you this
some
we know that
there's a random prediction
we know that
and a prediction everybody
random random random
Bonanza
sold like four some
four point something million
in the first
year
what do you think
Ocreena does
in the first year
in the first year
I mean it really depends
on what this game
looks like in my opinion
like if this shit
is a like
ground up
like this thing looks immaculate
if almost feels like
you're playing a new game.
Those numbers are getting up there.
I'm going to go, I'm going to say eight.
What did Benazi do?
I'm going to say kind of just in a weird,
in the middle of even what's being said.
I think it doesn't matter what it is.
Really?
Yeah.
Seven.
Okay.
If this is what I'm talking about, I'd say nine.
If it's more of like a basic, like,
okay, I'm just playing an Ok, I'm just playing an Ok, I'm just playing an Ok, I'll see seven.
Yeah.
Yeah, man, it's interesting.
It's more of the install base.
What percentage we even dealing with, you know?
I like that, though.
Andy. Like that a lot.
Shinoba says there's no chance
that Jeff doesn't show up to events.
He hasn't in a while, or the other way,
Nintendo doesn't show up to Jeff events.
Hasn't a while.
Brothers the Wild was at a Jeff event.
So,
anything can happen.
Anything can happen.
Kippa says,
happy birthday to my son tomorrow.
He turns two and loves Mario and Pokemon.
Wow.
Thank you for everything you do.
I love you all.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday, son.
Jameson says,
Sunside Overdrive 2.
No.
No.
Crazy Allen says,
Guitar Hero.
Mm.
Is that not retro at this point?
Not to like,
not to turn all the dust,
but.
No, it is.
Yeah.
Interesting.
Jay Dublin.
Jay Dublin says Transformer Cybertron 3 and Cybertron remasters.
We're right there in some way.
I think that might be a little too much at once,
but like, fuck,
I love that.
When did we get a glimpse at the
Gundam game that's supposed to be like very armored core.
Was that a game awards thing?
I feel like that's every game awards.
You're like summer.
But this one was different.
It may have been summer game,
this, you're probably right.
I know what you're talking about.
Also, I'm at the same point,
blessed right now in my mind with just how time is going,
where you were when you started typing February
into the games cast doc
in the month of August,
I don't time in February.
Somebody in chat says Dustblood's release date.
and I could see that being the way that they show up here.
Oh.
Yeah.
I happen to wake up to go pee in the middle of the night.
And I opened up Twitter and I saw Fighting Cowboy saying like,
we're all up like fucking zorking out there.
And I was like, oh shit.
And I tried to log in.
I'm just spamming the A button for like a minute.
I don't think anybody could log in.
Yeah.
It's just completely down.
Shout out Nintendo.
Shout out from Softneck Code.
I know.
Both combinations.
There was somebody in like, I think during the preview and chat,
I was like, I'm so tired of people slandering the Nintendo and from soft online thing.
And I'm like, all right, we'll see.
And then sure enough, yeah, nobody could play the fucking game today.
Rebs right up on Katak is very, very funny.
Zest Wispa says missing opening night live, unfortunately.
But I'm going to be at Gamescom for the first time this year.
Any tips for cons?
Not sure what to expect from it.
I'm not even kidding when I say this.
Wear deodorant and bring hand sanitizer.
Conventions are disgusting.
You don't want to be adding to the stink.
people are going to be stinky, it's going to be stinky.
You're going to get dirty and nasty.
You're going to wash your hands.
You're going to touch these disgusting controllers.
You're going to play the games.
You're going to have an awesome time.
But take care of yourself.
Your hands?
You will get sick.
What does Greg always say?
Your hands are biohazards.
You want to pick up a sandwich.
You've got to put a napkin around it.
Your hand, you get the sandwich and eat like that.
I mean, go wash your hands, then eat the sandwich would be the preferred way.
But if you're starving, which I've been there.
You've got that cookie.
You've got that napkin.
Or preferably, don't even fucking try to eat.
Wait until you get back to the hotel.
then, you know, fully decontaminated.
Make your clothes are clean, too.
Like, the odorant for sure,
but I feel like people underrate
how much smell attaches to clothes.
But make sure the clothes that you're bringing
aren't clean and that you have enough changes there.
Also floss.
That's just good advice.
For the fuck of it, right?
Apple a day, too.
Why not?
Floss really, really good for everybody.
I don't know if you knew that.
Because when you floss,
if you don't, the plaque
gets into, like, your gums,
which goes into your bloodstream,
higher chance for dementia.
No shit.
Yeah.
I didn't know that part.
That's crazy.
Like,
I had no idea that those things were related,
but it's like,
it's a direct,
like,
link to fucking,
like,
dementia and Alzheimer's and stuff like that.
This feels like when a podcaster is trying to,
like,
when,
like,
you have like the anti-vax podcasters.
Yeah.
Because I'm like,
how are those things connected?
Yeah.
It's crazy.
Snow says nothing too huge,
but I want to see more footage
of the Monster Hunter Wilds expansion.
Also wears Witchbrook.
I hope that's here too.
Not enough real estate left for 2020.
God, Witchbrook's definitely getting delayed.
It's going to fuck me again.
Brian, Brian,
says, could you guys use your influence
to get a developer to make an Avengers
and or X-Bend game
with the remake series Combat System?
Please and thank you.
Yes, writers from the Guardians of the Galaxy game
would be a plus.
Oh, that'd be awesome.
We need another ultimate alliance.
All right.
Love that, yeah.
Just make an ultimate alliance,
put it on all platforms at once.
Make a lot of money.
Yeah, right?
Yeah.
Who owns the rights to that?
Marvel.
Oh, okay. It's not like a specific studio or development.
No, no, Marvel games.
You know, the last one was the Team Ninja, right?
Oh, yeah, you're right.
Exclusive, yeah.
Let me make it, please.
It's more of the thing of, like, the old ones being tied up in the Activision, Xbox shit,
of, like, how do we free those from jail to get remasters or whatever?
Free releases.
Rabbit says random, but I'd like to see an update for Witchbrook.
I'll think that's random.
It's not a very.
Talked about it once.
Yeah. Fun King Nerd says there's no way they're not announcing a new Bloody Roar.
Bloody Roar would be one of those Tim Pop-op
games that I would play for 10 minutes.
Dude, that'd be the end of it.
But I fucking loved Blood.
I loved Bloody Roar back in the day.
There was nothing cooler than animorphs in the 90s.
And they're like, we're going to make it like bloody fighting game about it.
Let's go.
That's where all the morphic animals.
That's where I start being like, you've got to stop putting these devs out of business.
Do you ever play Bloody Roar?
Maybe like one time.
I want to play.
It was definitely too old for Bless.
Yeah, he was too young for it.
Yeah.
we got
this is a PS1 game right
yeah
the rabid donkey says
rare make beast wars
I don't know what's up with that
that's weird
that's weird
it's worth with the Z
sorry
I was editorial as you in my head
uh
brexie says hey KF
my dad passed away recently
and your streams have been
a much needed regular distraction
during a really difficult time
appreciate you guys
so sorry to hear that
we appreciate you so much
thank you for hanging out with us
and of course
we're going to do
streams every single day and next week's about to be awesome.
So hopefully we'll be able to keep your mind in a more fun spot as we react to
gamescom opening night live as we react to the Grand Theft Auto 6 reveal.
We're going to see real GTA 6 gameplay.
Crazy.
That's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's finally happening.
So yeah, a lot of great stuff there.
The day is not over right now.
Of course, we have a gameplay stream about to start up.
No normal gameplay stream, though, is it?
That's a good thing.
It's not a normal.
This is the Skyrim marathon.
Oh, fucking.
It's Friday.
That's crazy.
That is absolutely.
That really stuck up on you.
Yeah.
There's so much happening.
Mike and Roger are about to be the first people in recorded history to beat Elder Scrolls 5 Skyrim.
Their journey starts now.
Nobody's beating it before.
No, no.
A single person.
We have that confirmed.
So yeah, please support them on their journey.
This is one of the real marathons.
Yeah.
This ain't one of those like, you know, hey, at two,
2 a.m.
We might cut.
This is one of those that
like they want to go
all weekend.
They're trying to get to
gamescom.
Legitimately.
That is their plan.
They're trying to get
to get them long enough
to get them to gamescom.
We'll find out.
Chase D with a two-hous
SuperShad.
Anybody ever play running wild?
Dude,
I rented running wild like three times.
I don't know why,
but.
Hocomania is running.
It was just a running.
It was a fucking cart racer
but you were just running.
Wow.
You're just sprinting.
Just racing other people.
Why not?
It was a car race and you're big animals.
Video games used to be video games.
It was like an elephant.
I remember like fucking just getting it like on the track.
Until next time, y'all.
Love you.
Goodbye.
Bye.
Bye.
What if why.
