Kinda Funny Gamescast: Video Game Podcast - Ghost of Yotei Legends - Gamescast Plays

Episode Date: March 12, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Start your business today with the industry's best business partner Shopify. And start hearing, sign up for your $1 per month trial today at Shopify.com slash kind of funny. If you want to get our shows ad free and our exclusive shows, go to patreon.com slash kind of funny. Yo, what's up? Welcome to Gamescast Plays. I'm right here. My name is Blessing. Adioia Jr.
Starting point is 00:00:31 I'm joined by the one, the only Roger Bicorni. I am so excited today because I have found love in Ghost of Yote. In a hopeless place. Find love in a hopeless place in Ghosts of Yote. I love that game. And now I get to hop into Legends, the thing that you wouldn't shut the fuck up about a few years ago. How many Blessing Show episodes have I edited where you're talking about Ghost of Xichima Legends? Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:00:57 I'm about to put you on, bro. I'm about to put you on to Ghost of Yotee Legends. Of course, Roger, you're joining me. shout out to people who want to super chat because that's the thing we do on the show. We don't really do that on the show. Yeah, we do it. Yeah, of course.
Starting point is 00:01:09 If you have any questions about Ghost of Yote Legends or about this experience or want to tell us your review, let us know there and we will talk about it. And shout out to Delaney, the Somme Twining, and Carl Jacobs and Omega Buster. Those are our Patreon producers, but we got to get right into it. Roger, you're on this because you love Ghost of Yote.
Starting point is 00:01:25 That was one of your games of the year last year. I'm here because I hate Ghost of Yote. No, I really like Ghosts Yote. But I love the Legends mode. and Ghost of Sushima Legends, and I've started playing Ghost of Yote Legends, and I continue to adore it, and I'm really excited for me and you to hop in the Legends together. You've not even booted it up. Haven't booted it up. I got PS Plus for this. Big deal. It's been four years.
Starting point is 00:01:45 That's crazy that you're just now getting PSPLs. You know, I'm standing strong. I looked around and I said I could only have Xbox Game Pass. That's it. Okay. I refuse to pay to upload my saves. And guess what? Now I've done it, everybody. Now he's done it. Hop right in. Entering, yeah, Legend Mode for the first time we're going to see a cutscene. We're going to go at all, and we're going to go through the tutorial. and then me and bless are going to hop in.
Starting point is 00:02:03 Yeah, why you're doing that? I'm just going to hang out on my game. So how do you play this? You do the standard or you do the subtitle? Do you do the Summary Cinema? I will do the English subtitle. I'll do subtitle just for the audience, but I do the Samurai. I do Samurai cinema because I am a weepo.
Starting point is 00:02:18 Yeah. I always do standard. But I'm a normal. I'm a default. I'm default, poppy. Yeah. Let's see. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:02:36 In the wilds of a soul and subjugated its peace statement. Oh, dude. Yeah. So cool. Oh my God. The music. We don't talk about it enough. We don't.
Starting point is 00:03:50 What a good intro. At one of many mass graves. He's in the tight. Getting everybody. The ghost remembered little of life before awakening. But that emptiness was soon replaced by insatiable desire for revenge. A little scared. I haven't played Yote so long.
Starting point is 00:04:15 It comes back naturally. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I love the gold cracks that are filling in here, like the pottery. Yeah. The winds urge the ghost form. Also, they do give you a tutorial for the buttons are. Okay.
Starting point is 00:04:31 Or, like, what the mechanics are. How much were you swiping up on the D-pad when you were playing the original? All the time. All the time, bro. Even when I didn't need to, bro, I'm just flicking. It's a reflex. It's flicking. Crazy.
Starting point is 00:04:42 All lessons resurfaced. The first was the value. Oh, so good. More memories resurface. The weapon in the ghost's hands felt familiar. Okay, get over here. Let's get over here. Yeah, at first I was complaining when they were like, here's how to do light attack, you're like,
Starting point is 00:05:07 and then I had to think about and be like, I don't know how to do this. Yeah, I'm like, I actually need this. I can't even front. It's been a while. It's been months since I played Ghost of Yote. Alright, let's get in here. Yeah, we're doing the tut real quick,
Starting point is 00:05:28 and then Blessing and I are going to squat up. Yeah, I'm like, I'm so excited for you to... I'm excited to see what the meat and potatoes are of this. Because I still kind of don't get it. You'll, once we get into it, I think you'll understand pretty quickly. How did I fuck that up? Just fucked with the block. All right, let me parry.
Starting point is 00:05:59 Sith Lord and Chess is this feels like an... This feels like odd-mush game. I don't know what that means. What is odd-mush? Oh, you know odd-mush. Adobe Omish What? Not Adobe
Starting point is 00:06:11 Dobia The joke was almost there Yeah, yeah, you were close I was trying to get You know, it sucks I've tried to yes and you But I just couldn't even do it I just couldn't even get there
Starting point is 00:06:20 What the fuck are you talking about? I know, well, what is it helpful? But I just, that's all I have No, but the what made me realize that I said it wrong So, you know, have I mentioned that I'm hung over today? Yeah, yeah, I mean,
Starting point is 00:06:33 he's going through something right now What'd you have for lunch? Tell everybody when you have for lunch. I had Cheetos puffs. Did you know that? Yeah, I saw you. I saw you come out and then come back. And I was like, oh, what is he going to get?
Starting point is 00:06:43 Like maybe some like tacos or something. No, you just had Cheetos puffs and naked juice. Yeah, naked juice. Well, I didn't know how much time I had. Struggling. Because in review was on and I was like playing a game for a review at my desk. And then I looked up and I was like, oh, shoot, I'm on the next thing. I need to eat something.
Starting point is 00:06:58 And then I looked at I was like, I think they're mostly done with this in review. How long can they talk about hoppers for it? Yeah. I'm like, shoot, they're 40-something minutes into hoppers. I don't have time to, like, go order a taco and wait for it and all that stuff. So I was like, you know what? I'll just go in the store and just grab something. And then the hot Cheetos were staring back at me.
Starting point is 00:07:14 I wanted Hot Cheetos. But then I was like, I don't want to fuck up my stomach because hot Cheetos can make my tummy do things. Like what? Not great things. Leon, Leonard in chat, says, what the heck is a naked juice? You don't know what a naked juice is? Here you go. Yeah, show them naked.
Starting point is 00:07:30 Maybe you might be from another country. Show up the video audience. A naked juice. Naked juice, it's like a smoothie, essentially, like a prepackaged smoothie. I have the Mighty Mango Machine. Okay, so they have class abilities here. Yes. Did I just suck someone's soul up?
Starting point is 00:07:47 Is it like a life leech? Oh, yeah, that's a life leash. Okay, cool. Because I just did it, and the guy just immediately died. I was like, I don't know what just happened there. Okay, cool. Now they're actually getting into the stuff that's different. Yes.
Starting point is 00:07:59 Okay, cool. We have class abilities. We got an ultimate, which I'm pretty sure. in the... He's a lot of sugar? Yeah, they do. I'm sure they do. I'm sure they do.
Starting point is 00:08:08 I love blessing trying to look around, trying to find where the... It's on the thing. Like, if you go to like the actual, yeah, there. And then you go to add a sugar at the bottom. Oh no. Oh boy. Yeah. That's some sugar right there.
Starting point is 00:08:25 How much? Read it. It's just a lot, you know? How many grams? It just says all sugars come from the fruits, though. All sugars come from the fruits, though. from the fruits, that's a good one. It's a whole breakdown.
Starting point is 00:08:37 Wait, 51 grams. Oh, that's so much. Yeah, total sugar is 51 grams. That's so much sugar. Well, like, okay, how much sugar is in a sprite? Okay, well, you see the percentage right next to it. That's the amount of the daily sugar that you should be intaking, and how much that drink contains.
Starting point is 00:08:58 So what's that percentage right there? It doesn't even, well, it doesn't even give me a percentage of that. Not next to the sugar. Bless learning what a nutrition label is. I just don't be reading it like that. Oh yeah, you're right. Oh, no. Well, yeah, it doesn't.
Starting point is 00:09:14 You're right. But 51 grams. 501 grams. And it's 24% of your daily, your total carbohydrates. Chad, I didn't say this is healthy, by the way. I'm not drinking. Like, you know, I just wanted something to hold me over. Let's talk through these classes, right?
Starting point is 00:09:30 So they have the three classes right here, correct? They have the... Four classes. Four classes. Yeah. What am I missing then? Is there one back here? Or is these not the classes?
Starting point is 00:09:38 No, those aren't the classes. Go to the right press R2. Oh, modified class. Yeah, so you have the samurai, which is kind of like the basic class. That's the one that can siphon life. You have the archer, which has like archer abilities, stuff that enhances your long range move set.
Starting point is 00:09:52 You have the mercenary, which is, I think, one of my favorites. No, the Shinobi, I think is more stealth. Mercenary is straight up, like, it has abilities that revolve around. dropping the weapons. So you know when you have the weapons on the ground they can pick up and throw? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:07 You can like generate those or force enemies to drop those using your ultimate. Sick. And then the Shinobi will go invisible for a moment and have like smoke bomb type shit, right? And all these classes level up
Starting point is 00:10:18 and gain way more abilities as you go. Nice. Okay, cool. So they only have like skill trees and stuff. Yeah, I see passive abilities right here on the side. And not like skill trees necessarily. Oh, yeah, not skill trees necessarily
Starting point is 00:10:29 but like unlockable like passives. Yeah. And so I guess it depends on how you define a tree. When I think tree, I think branches. You know what I mean? Yeah. But like, this is more of a stick.
Starting point is 00:10:42 It's a twig. It's a skill twig. It's just linear. I never thought about that. You know what caught? Get a tree. In the chat says skill shrubbery. But yeah, the more you play, the more you rank up your classes, the more you unlock
Starting point is 00:11:01 these passives. And so you start off, like, the first one you get, right, for, let's say... Is it good? I just wanted to know if it's good. We just started. Do you love it? Is it great? We're two minutes in.
Starting point is 00:11:09 Yeah. Oh, wow. Come back in like 10 minutes, we'll tell you. But yeah, the first one for the mercenary, for example, you get defensive tools. And so we can put down, like, these spirit spikes in the ground to trap enemies in there. I love the UI on this. I think it's so cool to show the video. Yeah, super cool.
Starting point is 00:11:27 Really dope. And then as you go, you start off with one weapon, but you can then unlock more of the weapons. if you want. And let's go through techniques really quick. These are the class abilities, essentially. Yes, class abilities that you also unlock and buy and you slot in. As you can see, there's like three different slots that you get. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:45 And so as you progress, that's like more of the, all right, what skill set do you want to like, you know, have for your character? You can pick and choose there. Gotcha. Okay, cool. So you go mostly mercenary? I go back and forth between mercenary and archer. Okay. I want to do Samurai
Starting point is 00:12:02 because I think I'm more of like a parry guy I like parrying in this game I like the feeling of using those in the Adachi Adachi Hell yeah Which I really enjoy So yeah we have equipped the
Starting point is 00:12:11 Okay yeah already I love that weapon too Yeah let's do that Let's go Samurai I know it's more boring answer But I think that's the funer one for me Yeah I think it's a good one to start off with Yeah Let me invite you
Starting point is 00:12:21 All cosmetics right The face stuff that you got going on here Well yeah a lot of that stuff is the cosmetics There is gear here Okay so this is a gear game Oh so Oh, yeah, those are cosmetics. On to the left of that, that gear matters.
Starting point is 00:12:35 I think right now you don't have anything else unlocked, but you're going to unlock a bunch of gear as we play the game. So you have different versions of the Odachi and the batana and everything. Yeah, and that's where it gets fun, Roger. Okay. We're going to have fun with that. This gear matters. Did you get an invite for me?
Starting point is 00:12:50 I can't tell. Are you appearing online? No, probably not. Oh, wait, no, you are. I just can't do it. Am I not appearing online? I'm appearing offline. Kevin, can you switch over to blessings thing really quick, just in case.
Starting point is 00:13:03 I don't know if it's going to show anything. I don't think it will. Thank you. It's so funny because it does show you playing Goseiote when I bring up the menu. Try it again one more time. Weird. Maybe I'm just in the menu right now. Oh, there it is.
Starting point is 00:13:17 Okay, cool. Did I get anything? Invite to game, share link. Fucking Xbox. Go to a game. Game. PlayStation. It's just a reflex at this point.
Starting point is 00:13:32 I have to go to the game now. Go to no notifications in your PlayStation. How do I do that? The bell, the notification in every app. Oh, it's not there. Yeah, I just can't. Here, invite me. Okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:13:43 Press options and then go to social. What? Press start. Go to the social menu. I can't invite you. Should I just press play, maybe? Maybe that'll work. Press options.
Starting point is 00:14:02 What? It's been called options for two generations now. They changed it for no reason. Oh, it says quick play, campaign, survival. I just tried sending you another one. I'm not getting any. You're not getting any? Nothing's popping up on my thing.
Starting point is 00:14:20 Well, okay, let's try this. Yeah, try going to play. Oh, I can invite to get. I can do this. There you go. I don't have to go to here. I don't have to go through all my people. Merck City, right?
Starting point is 00:14:29 In mine. Maybe I'm peering offline. Kevin, make sure you're not showing my thing. I invited you. Oh, I just got it. I had to go do four different menus. It's got the secret game group menu and we're going to get you into my game.
Starting point is 00:14:49 Fucking Xbox. Fucking Xbox. You know what I mean? Fucking Xbox. Not the Xbox story, as Mike says. Fucking Xbox. Project Keelix is going to figure this out, though. Because you can just use Steam.
Starting point is 00:15:03 So, like, if I'm playing a third-party game, if I hit play, is it the PC version? or is it the console? Chat, me and Mike have been going back and forth on this for the whole week, and Mike just can't make me understand. It's like the Andrew Renee's switchlight thing. Yeah, where I'm like, so you're telling me that it plays PC games and Xbox games, right? And Mike's like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:23 So then like, if I play a third-party game, is it the PC version or is the console version? Mike's like, oh, it's the console version. But I'm like, but I can choose to play the PC version and Mike's like, ah, and I'm like, if I boot up Orange Box on my 360, am I playing Half Left 2 on my Steve? Because then I'm like, so then why don't they just have it be all PC versions? Why not just abandon the console versions? You would think that would be the solution, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:45 But everybody already has their library as they're coming in. And I'm like, man, this sounds like it's going to get abandoned real quick. So what do I do here? Do I do campaign, I'm assuming? Yeah, we're going to do campaign. Yeah, let's go for the spider. You can choose any of them. So you can't go out of order, unlike the actual main game.
Starting point is 00:16:02 Which they pitched as. 100%. You can choose either anyone you want. And then, yeah, like, obviously, there are four missions per boss here. I already did the only. Okay. So let's try the spider. Let's do the spider.
Starting point is 00:16:16 So there's four missions per thing. That's pretty cool. Yeah, you have the three basic missions, and then, which are all two-player, and then the incursion, which is four-player. Okay. And then I have difficulties that are locked behind certain things, right? So I have the bronze, live the legend of the ghost, and then I'm assuming these are-
Starting point is 00:16:31 Yes, and we'll get there eventually. Okay. So you beat one and then you get another one, I'm assuming. Okay. And then the idea is that you'll then come back and replay. to the higher difficulty ones to get better gear. Okay, I put matchmaking on. Is that we're supposed to do or no?
Starting point is 00:16:42 Should I turn that off? Turn it off because there's two of us already, so we don't even need it. Oh, okay, I mean... Oh, but I can just ready up. There we go. All right, we're good. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:52 Cool, everybody. We figured it out. He says Roger's PSN mic is open, it looks like. My what is? Never mind. What? Options, motherfucker. Oh my PSN Mike looks over that's hilarious. I turn it off. Why the fuck is my controller talking like what? I'm so with Mike
Starting point is 00:17:16 Why the fuck? Why can't talk to a controller guys? It's the future guys. It's the future. You just gotta get with it. Waiting for all ghosts. Sorry that's me. That's me. Fucking fucking bless fucking Xbox. We talk about you know all these things listening to us, Instagram. My controller's listening to me as I play by video game. You know what I mean? I save a moment in my game and I hear it back. It's just me breathing. Why did I want that? And we're in the game. Wait, do we do the cool, eat freestyle, self-gill at the same time?
Starting point is 00:17:46 I got left, you got right? I got right, okay. On three. One, two, three. Fuck yeah, look at us. Hell yeah, Merck City. In the world of Ghost of Yotae Legends. Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 00:18:04 Discovered the Spiders gunpowdering. All right, running up. Nice. Oh shit. Remember the weapon type like rock paper shooters thing still applies in this mode. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, I just use the Odachi for everything. When I was playing the main game. What do we do? Oh, I destroy these.
Starting point is 00:18:36 No, no, fuck! What you do? What you do? No, that's what you're supposed to do? No, I think it's just what's shoot it with the arrow, right? So it doesn't blow on your ass? Well, like, I think you hit it, it ignites. Yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:18:48 Alright, reach the temple doors. Where is it at? It's been forever. How do I switch weapons again? Uh, R2, you hold it. Oh yeah, got you, thanks. But you might only have one weapon. Yeah, I only have the katana and the Adachi. Oh shit.
Starting point is 00:19:07 Oh, watch out. Oh my god. I'm getting her. Nice. There we go. Oh, we got more up there. Oh, fuck. Got her.
Starting point is 00:19:24 Nice. Fuck, yeah, dude. I can't believe this. Oh my god. Roger. Yeah, not as much health in this mode. Oh, God, as in single player. Or maybe there is.
Starting point is 00:19:42 I forget how tough single player was. Oh, it's definitely not as tough as this. Maybe in the very beginning of the game. Yeah, I remember dying in single player and being like, damn, when did I lose all that health? Oh, I can actually be healing, perfect. You want to come over here or now? You need it.
Starting point is 00:19:58 Yeah, I'll come through. This is crazy. This is free. Yeah. And I'm not surprised, but also kind of surprised that PlayStation does not try to be like, hey, we're going to, you know, charge for this one. It's not even monetized. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:12 That's the crazy thing. They don't have purchasable cosmetics. Oh, shit, I have no arrows. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you run out arrows pretty quickly. Still. Oh. Oh, yeah, you got that one.
Starting point is 00:20:25 I got this guy. I'm going to try to go around here through the brook. Oh, I'm so hiding here. Nope, they can see me, I think. Yeah, they can see me, fuck. I'm running up. Shit. I'm gonna try to get the woman with the... Gun. Here it is. Oh, fuck. Oh shit, turned on the... Oh, sorry, that's me.
Starting point is 00:20:57 No, I did that, I did that. Oh, okay, okay. Hell yeah, that was actually... Yeah, that worked. That was sick, dude. Dope. I know they're gonna eventually sell this individually, right? That's what they did with the last one. It was like 20 bucks apparently. Oh, is that how they did it? Yeah, I was watching. I was online.
Starting point is 00:21:13 I was reading some stuff and people were like, oh, yeah. I totally forgot that they did that. It was like $20. Yeah, it's cool because like you don't need to play single player to get into this mode. Yeah. I think you have to just get to the first like action thing and just go to the pause menu. Yeah. Was it like that for the last game or did you have to like go somewhere?
Starting point is 00:21:34 Because I remember I was playing Sushima and I just started talking to a guy and I was just magically in the You can talk to a guy, but it's on the main menu. Gotcha, okay, cool. Oh, fuck, I got it something that I can throw. Hell yeah, let's do it. There we go. I'm gonna try to, oh no. You want to try to do something here?
Starting point is 00:21:53 What do you wanna do? Let's just fuck them up. Remember right, oh shit, right D-pad, we'll do your special ability, your class ability. And then you have your Ultimate with R1L1. Oh shit, watch out on this roof. Oh, fuck, I'm gonna charge, oh, you got it, perfect. Whoa, that was dope.
Starting point is 00:22:24 Yeah. And that drops their weapons on the ground. We got some questions over here. Dub.Doc Kaiser said this mode, any fun solo? Bless have you got in there? Yeah, I played a bit, but like I matched made with people. I didn't play solo, but like without comms, it was still very fun. Like it's very easy to, you know, play with a stranger, even with your mics off. That's sick.
Starting point is 00:22:48 Or you can just turn on your controller. And talk to the microphone. Just talk to them. Or just always have it on. Got it. Oh yeah, I got it. Yeah, you got it. Rub, bra, bra, rah.
Starting point is 00:23:02 What is this? This is. Oh, shit. Kevin, is there a way I can turn down the game volume? Oh, sick. PC? Perfect. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:23:24 That worked. Perfect. Man, maybe I'll do Archer. It's funny. Every single time I play, mercenary, I'm like, ooh, maybe I should do Archer because I'm always doing arrow stuff. Yeah. But then I play Archer and I suck at it.
Starting point is 00:23:37 I'm just missing my shots left and right. I try on that gyro. I'm not crazy. That's nuts. That's how I played... Splatoon? No. Resident Evil.
Starting point is 00:23:50 No. Yeah, dude. They have, on the PS5, they have really good gyro where it's like super minuscule and you can get those perfect head shots. Really good. Damn. That's a pro tip for anybody who's playing Resident Evil 9. If you want to get some head shots with there turn it on for your PlayStation 5 really good stuff. It's nuts
Starting point is 00:24:11 Woo! Oh shit, you're going crazy. I'm going nuts over here I'm gonna get some arrows. I gotta make sure I'm picking up these arrows You got it? Yep, cool I am the ultimate Dude remember the six axis? Never forget Why did people hate the six axis? Was it just that it's just that it's? felt hollow. And was also shaped like a fucking boomerang.
Starting point is 00:24:47 I don't think that was the six-axes. I think that it is the six-axis. I thought that was just like the conceptual PS3 controller. Oh, I thought that was the sixth act. No, unless I'm misremembering. No, I think the six axes was just like, it looked like a dual shock, but it felt very light. And like, I think, was there no vibration chat?
Starting point is 00:25:05 What was the, what was weird about it? What was the, what was the one that was current? pleasure. Is it her pleasure? Is that what you said? Yeah. Oh, that never came out? The PlayStation move controller?
Starting point is 00:25:19 It never came out? Yeah, the boomerang never came out. That was the original concept. I never owned a PS3 when I was a kid, so like I was very confused. You thought that that actually came out? And that's why people for fucking years, dude.
Starting point is 00:25:31 I would watch, because they would show, that one triple platinum on G4, bro. They would show this fucking curved ass. Platinum controller. And then my child ass is like, okay, why would I ever get that? Let me get a cool Xbox 360 controller. Somebody in chat says the 6-axis main selling point was the motion controls, which now I'm starting to remember, yeah, that was a big, big thing.
Starting point is 00:25:54 Which is funny because that's still a thing, right? Like, you'll still have games that are like, move your controller. And they say it exactly like that. Yeah. Move your controller. You're fucking, move your controller. Like, all right. And it's only PlayStation 2.
Starting point is 00:26:08 Well, no, actually, switch does it. Yeah, or the, The Wii. Or the we. But like the Wii, it's like, I get it. That's your whole thing. PlayStation really, they really try to make it happen. Just get to a flow state with this game, done.
Starting point is 00:26:35 Yeah. Hell yeah, dude. So fun. After safeguarding the cemetery, the ghost pursued the remaining enemies toward the last. I do like the narrator. Yeah. It's very much like, we're going to tell you the exact thing you need to do so you don't get lost. But also, it's cool within the.
Starting point is 00:26:56 context of the story because it's a storybook yeah the idea is that the narrator is telling the legends of like this ghost character yeah and so it's kind of like the single if it's similar to susima right it's the story of the ghost told centuries later and like they're perceived as legend because they're this mythical creature it doesn't seem like stealth is too viable in this game mode yeah no i for me i just throw away stealth like i think if you really wanted to we could pull off stealth But like, I don't, yeah, I don't think it's like, I think it just waste time. Oh shit, I went down. I'm right next to the health.
Starting point is 00:27:33 I got you. Do you think I'd get close to the health, it would get me up? No. Thank you. Yeah. It's kind of weird that this is the out of bounds, like right here. Like, it's so close to. It's so close to.
Starting point is 00:27:57 Yeah. Many brave souls that lost their lives. Oh, where had to go on you? You know what? I bet you when they release the raid, the stealth is gonna be a bigger thing. I'm excited. I'm scared. Because we're gonna have to grind for the raid just so you know.
Starting point is 00:28:16 Fuck. Not like, it's not gonna be like Destiny grind. Alright, let's go. Oh fuck up. Oh my god, Roger! I'm gonna shoot the fucking, shoot the barrel, shoot the barrel! Oh, smart, smart. That's what I was trying to do.
Starting point is 00:28:35 Dave, I should hit those first. Hold on, we'll get you. Yeah, we got it, we got it. I was trying to shoot the barrel. Gotcha. There we go. There we go. Enemy reinforcements charge the ghosts.
Starting point is 00:28:58 They were determined to save the spiders prized gunpowder. Oh shit, what the fuck. There's so many people. Oh shit. I got one. I'm headshotting, bro. Nice. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:29:16 Oh, I thought you just swinging at air. Oh, they're all over here. Yes, I love the Odachi, man. That's the weapon you start off with as the... No, that's the big one. So you, I have that and I have the katana. Do you have the Odachi? No. I got the dual blades and I got the Odachi and I got the katana. Alright, we got one more reinforcement crew. Where are they coming out from? Over here.
Starting point is 00:30:06 My skill heals me on. Fuck yeah. Oh! Final strife, the ghost dealt a crippling blow to the spider's plans. Killed it. Oh, over here. Easy, peasy. Yeah, this is an interesting one because, like, so, like I mentioned, I started off with the Oni.
Starting point is 00:30:31 Yeah. Storyline, which, like, immediately hits you with, like, a new mechanic. Oh, okay. And it's very interesting coming back to this one and saying that they keep it very straightforward here. Yeah. Okay, so I got a gun. Did I get a gun? Or this is an ability.
Starting point is 00:30:47 No, those are your items. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's all loot. Okay, cool. So I'm going to look through and see how this goes. So, yeah, that was the entirety of it, pretty much. Yeah, that was the first mission. Okay, gotcha.
Starting point is 00:30:57 Oh, just the first mission. That was just the first mission. Okay, wow, there's a lot of content. Of the four, yeah. There's a lot of content in here. Yes. Wow, there's a lot of content, more content than some games. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:31:05 When you break it down, because, like, think about that, that's one of like the four missions for just the spider. Yeah. Times that by four. Oh, dude. Right? And then we don't even get into the survival mode. Which is also a lot of content.
Starting point is 00:31:18 I got to do my favorite thing. What's that? Bamboo strikes, bro. I was locked in. The bamboo strike here is crazy. Oh, you're doing the basic one. There's another one next to that. I think they call it like, there's a word for it.
Starting point is 00:31:29 Nightmare bamboo is what they call it. And it's like ranked bamboo. Oh, really? Yeah. There it is. Okay, let's try it. Let's try one more time. Oh, this timed.
Starting point is 00:31:39 Fuck, it's timed. Yeah. And there's a leaderboard. There's an online leaderboard. Whoa! I got that last one of my fucking first try. That's awesome. This is awesome.
Starting point is 00:31:53 Fuck, I've fucked up. They know what the audience wants. I locked in. I locked in. Fuck, I fucked up. All right. I don't know if you missed this because I think I'm, I heard you say it, but Shadow Tricks and Chess is Roger, your skill heals you. So when you use your skill, you're siphoning the life from them.
Starting point is 00:32:18 Oh, wait, no, get me out of here. More time, one more time. Over time. I have two six. Fuck. Fuck. Dude, do the nightmare one. Nightmare one?
Starting point is 00:32:25 Yeah. The nightmare one is over here. Okay. It's gonna fuck you up. I'm a goat. Let's try. That one's gonna fuck you up. Let's try it.
Starting point is 00:32:35 Oof, it's on fire. It's already scary. Ooh. Level one. Left. Up, up, try. Fuck, no. No.
Starting point is 00:32:46 You ain't got it. You didn't get the first button. I got one. Left are up, up, triangle, up triangle. Left are a up triangle, up triangle. Oh, I can watch you. That's cool. really sick. Left are up up triangle up triangle. Left are up triangle up triangle now they do have the
Starting point is 00:33:08 other the coin mini game across the way here too. Okay let's do that can we play that against each other? You know what probably let's try. Oh I'm not all fuck you up bro. I didn't even think about that part. Oh yes I'm waiting for you. That's cool. This might be the entire game's and you can play locally if you wanted to. That's awesome dude. Oh that's that's fun. Yeah. I forget how to play this I'm trying to knock off. I forget, am I supposed to, I'm knocking off your coins. Yeah. Yeah, you're not going to.
Starting point is 00:33:39 Right, chat? Wait, oh, the triangle how to play is right there. No. Hit only one coin of your color to score. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, I forget about that. I forget about it. So you got to hit one coin of your color to score. Of my color.
Starting point is 00:33:50 Of my, of your own color. When you score, you go again. If you hold triangle, it'll tell you. Oh, okay, gotcha. I fucked up. Wait, hold on. Damn, it's crazy how you go again. You can live in a world for so long.
Starting point is 00:34:04 and then like a few months passed and you just forget everything. Honestly, oh, that's too hard. That's too hard. My last save was in October. Woo! Oh, too many? Yeah, but you need to hit it off the thing, yeah. I think you're not supposed to hit off the thing, right?
Starting point is 00:34:17 Oh, yeah. I didn't realize you could hit too many coins. So you had to hit one at a time. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and then you gotta do the chain reaction, I see. Shit, is there any way I can go around. Just completely forgot the whole rules. I was like, yeah, you got knock them off.
Starting point is 00:34:37 Knock them off. You got to knock them off. Knock off the other color coin the opposite of what you need to do. Ooh! Gamer. Oh, this is tough. That's not possible. Yeah, no, you ain't got the stuff.
Starting point is 00:34:48 You're not him. No way. You're not him. You're not him. Nah. Yeah, but you did kind of fuck me up there because I had a really good... Oh, yeah, that's true. I could just start fucking you up. Okay.
Starting point is 00:35:07 Yeah, see now I want to hit it off the left side so I can hopefully make space for it. Oof, that's tough. Yeah. That's not what I want. We'll see. Yeah, you kind of have a spot. But if you hit the other coin, you're fucked.
Starting point is 00:35:20 Damn it. All right, you put me in a good spot. Yeah. Do I start here? Yeah, I probably go here. Oh! Yo, Greg Miller would love this, by the way. I just absolutely left the door open.
Starting point is 00:35:37 You left the door super open. Nuts, dude. But I think you're actually fucked right now because you're locked. Yeah, I'm in a weird. Oh, I should hit it further. But it's fine. You can go here. Then you might hit my other coin.
Starting point is 00:35:47 Yeah, I got to measure this. this right. Or you can fuck me up and just... Damn it. Yeah. Well, I mean, now I'm fucked. Watch this game just never ends. Damn it. The worst gameplay humanly possible. You go to IGN to see a walkthrough that's really nice. You just go to kind of funny to see the worst game play possible. All right, now I got this.
Starting point is 00:36:13 You're going to clip this out, put it next to that cup head gameplay. Gameplay... Video games, journalists. Tries playing the coin game. Oh, that was nuts Fuck, he's locked in Where the fuck is my last one? Oh, you're never going to get there
Starting point is 00:36:27 Where is it? You're gonna need like three turns to get there Yeah Oh, so you just try to fuck it up That's smart That's actually pretty smart Yeah, oh that's perfect But now you're in a weird place though
Starting point is 00:36:45 No, that's where I want to be Yeah, you're right, fuck Woo! Good job Yeah Now all you need to do is just Pull the sugar the right way blessing Not too much, not too hard game
Starting point is 00:36:56 Fuck Let's go Come on There it is that's the coach Everybody, how's the goat? I love that they included that. Super fun. Again, they know what the audience wants, so that's really cool.
Starting point is 00:37:05 Okay? All right, get into your gear and upgrade your gear to the right. Yes. And then we'll hop into the next one. Yep. Q. And you see you get a little Firefox? Oh, he jumped down.
Starting point is 00:37:18 A fox ran away? Oh, silver difficulty. Okay, so I get that for those ones I just did. Yeah. Ooh, I got a little new mask. Come on. That's pretty dope. Chat, one thing I really like about Legends this time around is that they have this hub area.
Starting point is 00:37:31 This hub area was not in the first Tsushima Legends. So this is brand new. And it's cool. Like, it's not, like, extravagant or anything like that. But it's, like, nice to run around, play the coin game, do bamboo strike. Have this training area that you can mess around with. Spawn enemies. Have a little pet fox.
Starting point is 00:37:50 Okay, so I'm a little confused about this stuff. What the lightning bolts with the six is? Like, what does that mean? Um, so the six, my Kai. So the number is your, yeah, it's your key or Kai, whatever is that. So like, have you, do you replay Destiny? A little bit, yeah. It's kind of like your Destiny light level.
Starting point is 00:38:06 Oh, okay. So, like, it's simply, the bigger the number, the better. Okay. Like, the bigger the number, the higher your overall character level is. Sure. So you're going to have better, like, defense and. Well, then, why is my samurai still five? I guess I have to get more sixes or more things like it.
Starting point is 00:38:20 What do you mean? My samurai level. Oh, I see. It's like an average of your equipment. Okay, gotcha. So as you go through and upgrade everything. It'll average out. Okay, cool, that makes sense.
Starting point is 00:38:28 Oh, I get a gun too. Okay, cool. You just go in there and then you just go, okay, cool. Yeah. Yeah, just go in there, upgrade everything. Usually I just put everything that's the highest level. Yeah, awesome. Unless maybe there's a piece of gear that you're like super into.
Starting point is 00:38:42 You can also, as you get further, you'll be able to break things down and like basically consume gear to level up other gear. Yeah. Because you're gonna be collecting a lot of loot. Cool. All right, let's do it. Let's go play. Wait, give me a second. I need to upgrade things too.
Starting point is 00:38:57 Fucking bless. And as you go, right, you'll have gear that have unique qualities to them too. Like, one of the things I'm adding to my arsenal here upgrades, like, all range damage by 2.8%. And so, yeah. It really is the thing of, like, accumulating abilities, accumulating gear score. I'm into it, man. I'm into it.
Starting point is 00:39:19 I haven't played a multiplayer game that's like this since I guess Destiny, right? So that's been forever. And I wasn't even really into it like that. This works for me. Or I can get into Warframe. This is the year. People have been saying that, but people have been talking about this. The streets have been talking about Warframe.
Starting point is 00:39:33 Every time I have a conversation with someone in GDC, it can be Jason Schreier. It could be Phil Spencer himself. He looks at me and says, this is the year of Warframe. Yeah? Phil Spencer told me that. That's what he said. That's what he said. Wow.
Starting point is 00:39:43 Him and I, we had a conversation outside. Actually, it was a secret conversation. Secret. You were involved around a conversation. I was outside talking about Warframe. Wow. Getting into the Duffing about it. That's neat.
Starting point is 00:39:53 People were talking about Soul Frame. No. We don't talk about Soul Frame. We're talking about warfriend this year. We're going to be the only people that are like, the year the soul frame comes out, gets into warframe. Everybody's on that new, new.
Starting point is 00:40:04 We're like, yeah, I'm going to play something that came on in 2013. All right, let's get into it. All right, Mr. Tip. Yeah. Silver should we do? No. No, let's keep on bronze. No.
Starting point is 00:40:14 No, because it'll tell you, like, if you highlight it, it'll say you're severely under-leveled. Cool. Ready up. Let's do it. I'm excited. I'm into it, man. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:25 So have you beaten this entire thing? No, right? No, I've only beaten the Onee. Yeah, I've not had time with GDC. Jacob Stoddy says, I got a ridiculous number of hours into Warframe. That's big. Once it comes to Switch 2, I'm hearing it's big. Warframe is like the coolest.
Starting point is 00:40:46 It looks like the coolest thing ever. Aesthetically, it is the coolest thing ever. And then you play it. And then you play it. It's like, oh, man, it's kind of loose, but loose. Kind of loose. I don't know. I don't know how.
Starting point is 00:40:56 It does feel like a loose vanquish. That's the best way to describe. Yeah, that's actually a great call. Loose. But I feel like it's one of those things where once you play it and get used to it, it becomes the greatest thing ever. Games guys play this war frame. Oh, what the fuck? Destroy the Jubico.
Starting point is 00:41:13 You think he's going to split in our hand? No, we're probably fine. Okay. Oh, shit. Oh, look at this. What is it down? It just spawned. Oh, it spawned another one of these.
Starting point is 00:41:26 Wait, no, what is that? I don't know what's happening. I'm scared. Just keep out holding it. Just run around. Destroy the tree. How do you throw on that? L2 to aim, R2 to throw.
Starting point is 00:41:37 Kind of like your bone arrow. Gotcha. I was supposed to be R2, but I guess I press all too first. Oh, I see. So this thing travels and then creates the fruits that give us the bombs. Oh.
Starting point is 00:41:49 It's weird. Oh! All right. So don't stand around on top of it, wouldn't it? I almost died. Go search the village for more jubbogal trees to destroy. Ooh, I got a little.
Starting point is 00:42:08 A little pokey stick. Ooh. A little pokey stick, everybody. I switch to the archer, by the way, for people watching. I'm going to progress so slowly because I keep changing classes at every mission instead of just ranking up one class. I'm just going to be the warrior samurai. Black ammo, perfect.
Starting point is 00:42:31 Oh, we got enemies. Probably throw these out the enemy. Yeah, throw out of them. That works. Oh, killed him. What did you think was going to do? I just thought it was going to hurt him a little bit. Think that tickle?
Starting point is 00:42:41 Yeah Oh, I'm fucked, dude Oh my god, Roger. I'm already dumb. Oh shit! Okay, these guys are not fucking around. Oh, you got the stick too, come on. Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:54 Well, the stick boys. I like how generous the revival is. Yeah, I appreciate it. I think everyone stops pretty much when you do it too. Oh! Got them. Is that the tree we're taking out, yeah, it is. Yeah, I'm trying to bait the tree.
Starting point is 00:43:14 That's what I do every night. You know what I mean? You're a master at it. I apologize, chat. How dare you? How dare you bring that type of energy into? I'm down. Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 00:43:33 I don't know what's... How am I supposed to kill this fucking thing? I'm stabbing it. Is there more fire? Yeah, there's more things. You had to grab the plants that are growing and throw it out the tree. I got it, don't worry about it.
Starting point is 00:43:42 I didn't even know you can kill it by stabbing you. Yeah, I was just stabbing it. That's what I was kept them going down. And also the other time when I just didn't do good against anatomy. All right, there's one over there. There's no one there. could split up and try. No, there's people there.
Starting point is 00:43:57 Let's uh. Oh yeah, you know what? Yeah, we're getting downed. I'm gonna try to sneak over. Look at this guy, using the stealth mechanics. All right, hit the thing. Ooh, you can just throw bombs at the thing and no one notices.
Starting point is 00:44:14 I'm a fight. I think we're gonna have to take out of these guys anyway. Actually, I don't know that's true. I'm a, I'm a B. You know, I've been seeing a lot of I'ma B TikToks recently. Really? Yeah. But what?
Starting point is 00:44:26 Like, what? guarding just like there was one one TikTok of a girl being like when you're trying to sneak into the the bee function and they discover that you're a human and it's a video for her getting escorted out by a imaginary person and it's her being like i'm a bee it's really not funny yeah but like i can tell as soon as you started explaining it i was like yeah this is definitely one of those right You saw it, you laughed, and then you explain it. It's like, nope, this is not going to work. It's so not funny, but like, I had respect for the commitment in the TikTok.
Starting point is 00:45:06 Because she committed all the way to it. Let me just shoot this thing. Actually, I'm not wasting mine. Hey, we're going to have to ban Master Biko in chat saying that Roger doesn't read. He said that when he played all of DS1 and didn't know that resources can be found at bases. But I did it. You know what I mean? I didn't need those.
Starting point is 00:45:28 I was playing the game on Hardman. Don't worry about it. Listen, when me and Andy played through Resident Evil, I was reading the comments and they were like, how do these guys even finish video games? Yeah, and I'm telling you, it's just Marathon streams. Like, Marathon streams are very specific, and also all my streams that I play video games on.
Starting point is 00:45:44 When I'm at home, I'm reading everything. It pissed me off because I'm like, well, I beat the game, didn't I? Like, motherfuckers, I didn't even get stuck. We made content. We did content. We made content, everybody. You can't be mad at the way I play video games when I'm blazing through that.
Starting point is 00:45:58 shit when I well like through um listen we had to we had to extend the time yeah exactly this is a marathon we're just having fun you guys are ordered food that's a kill yeah I need a fucking someone to throw a bomb at this thing uh where they growing I'm at oh this way is it following you yeah oh you can just shoot the fucking oh I could just shoot it yeah oh you could shoot it it it stops following you oh Incredible video games. I don't know, we're supposed to kill those guys that quick. They just fucking pulled up, they weren't even bad guys.
Starting point is 00:46:55 Like, hey, what's up, I heard. So guys? They're gonna need some help. People say when Mike streams that he goes crazy style, the reading portion. When he has his glasses, yeah. I can exit through. I like these interstitial areas. Like, I almost wish these were actually just areas.
Starting point is 00:47:19 God, this game is beautiful. Yeah. This is a base PS5, by the way. We're playing on both base PSI's. It's absurd how pretty this game. You want to hear a secret. I never booted up by PSI Pro the correct gift to me. Really?
Starting point is 00:47:31 No, I'm just gonna have. I don't much though. It's in the living room, which is where the 4K TV is. Gotcha. But I don't, I don't play video games in the living room that often. You ever use that Roger ally? No. I don't. I want to.
Starting point is 00:47:47 No, you don't. No, you don't. I don't. Let's talk, Kevin. Yeah. I might have to borrow it. Oh, yeah. You borrowed all day.
Starting point is 00:47:56 Oh, fuck yeah. Hell yeah. I made my day. I did also promise somebody else that I let them borrow it, but we don't tell them. You know, they haven't returned to, they haven't shown up for it yet. Yeah. I'm thinking I'm back. I'm thinking I'm back.
Starting point is 00:48:15 Yeah, you can just throw something at the, the little, uh, pus things that they have on the. The pusts? Yeah, the pustules. And then it stops following. you for a second so then you can start stabbing it. Oh. Oh shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:30 It's like that. Oh yeah. I'm activating healing at the spell. Oh, we have to get these people open. Oh yeah, just hold our two. Yeah. Or you can hit it actually, you know that? Oh my god, you almost fucking killed that guy. That'd be awesome.
Starting point is 00:48:47 It just fucking falls down. Credit to start rolling. Alright, we got some subscribers over on the Twitch side. We got P-B-B-4-U-G-O. U-G-O-2B-3D Subscribing at Tier 1 for 21 months Thank you so much for doing that We have automatic nervous William
Starting point is 00:49:03 Super chat I mean subscribing and also saying Mike's been doing Ocarina And it's been fun hearing him Tell him about Co-Kyrie Dong-Gones And Zorro's Great reading
Starting point is 00:49:15 Yeah I'm gonna need you to heal To revive me Oh yeah sorry oh fuck sorry I was reading I was reading the chat No that's good that's good but yeah Oh fuck Oh no Jesus Christ
Starting point is 00:49:25 Well it does give us some revives here okay cool um i think it means we get less loot or something like that i'm not sure it consumes our on real oh nice i didn't even know i can do that watch this oh oh fuck watch this oh fuck there's this all right well we can fight it fight it fight it come over here come over here come over here oh we're coming come we go no not you I'm talking to that. Oh, sorry. I'm just being real rude to you.
Starting point is 00:50:07 Get the fuck over here. All right, I got it. There you go. Oh my god, we got Lemon Bendy saying, drink water, please. I definitely need to drink some water. Don't make me not want to finish this naked juice. Fuego, Mike says, subscribe to the Prime. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:50:23 And we have kind of funny game saying it's Peebee and Jelly before you go to bed, Roger. I don't know what that means. I mean, that sounds real good though. When was last time you made yourself with people? PB&J? Not too long ago. Really? Yeah, I have to not have peanut butter in my house. It creates a lot of issues. Like that. Yeah, you just start eating peanut butter out the spoon, out the jar with a spoon. And then sometimes I put jelly on that. I'm also down, by the way. Oh, shit. Well, so am I. We're gonna get no loot. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:58 Okay, so it consumes on Rio tokens. Chat, what is, what, like, what happens if we consume all of our tokens? Do we get a game over? Because now I'm scared. God dude this is so annoying also come over here if you need heels I know you're doing things I'm sneaking up for you I'm good I was a heel over here you feel okay we just got a knot do that again yeah there we go oh my god where the pushules at it's up on the other side I'm just hitting it with an arrow Kevin how long have we been streaming once oh no way really oh wow okay do you want to head to ads or do you want to finish up. We can exit. We exit through the Torrigate.
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Starting point is 00:53:16 maybe we play more of that coin game and upgrade our loot. But man, this is really fun. Super fun. I'm enjoying this. Really enjoying this. And once you get further, you'll knock cooler loot. Yeah. I'm excited to get there. Really having a great time with this.
Starting point is 00:53:29 It just works, man. I think that was my biggest fear is like, of course I know it's the second one, so I knew that this was not going to not work, right? I knew it was going to work. But it's just like the combat and how fluid it is, it doesn't feel like, oh, we're just patching, you know, a mod of, hey, here goes to Shima. or Grossi Yote, co-op here.
Starting point is 00:53:46 Like, no, this just feels like a real game that was built from the ground up to be co-off. It's really great. Yeah, it's crazy. I think, like, Sucker Punch doesn't get enough credit for how good they are and make it a multiplayer gear game. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:53:59 Like, I'm engaged with this. Like, the mechanics are smart. Like, I like the upgrade paths here. You know, when Sushima Legends came out, weirdly enough, I was like, that was the first thing that gave me any hope of the PlayStation Live service. push. Oh, interesting. Yeah. Oh, yeah, we talked about this. Yeah, that was on the game,
Starting point is 00:54:18 he has a great blessing show episode. Yeah. Where I was like, this is an example of like, yo, you can take some of these mechanics and actually make a really fun multiplayer thing, but you just have to do it in a smart way and like get to be a talented team that's doing it. And I think this team is smart. They're talented. I also think that like there's something intentional. I see you. There's something intentional about, oh man, that did not do anything. Yeah. You got to. Ooh, he has a gun. Thank you. There's something intentional about them not releasing this as like a standalone free-to-play thing.
Starting point is 00:54:50 Yeah. And not over-monetizing it. I think they know what they have. They know what it needs to be. And I think it's the over-deliver thing, right, where they don't have to do this. They don't. You know, it reminds me of a god of war Vahala in the way of like, damn, y'all are giving this too? That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:55:08 And I think that does good for the core game, right? I think that sells more copies. I think it gets people more excited. Yeah. Keeps people in the world. Kudos to PlayStation for continuing the same trajectory for this game, right? Because I really thought that they were going to be like, hey, listen, like, that was a hit last time. We could make more money out of this, right?
Starting point is 00:55:26 I was convinced. We can really, I mean. Because they have the infrastructure. Like, they could have easily been like, all right, what we did with the Sushima Legends. Now let's expand that and monetize it. And they didn't. I thought for sure was because that was one of the things I always talked about is like, Man, less people are gonna play this because it's not standalone
Starting point is 00:55:44 So I'm kind of surprised they did it this way, but I'm happy I'm just fighting for my life right now. I'm actually crazy. I'm actually gonna go to oh he's going he's going crazy I forgot about that. Oh shit. I'm getting fucked up. There's someone over here I'm gonna shoot oh no I hate this fucking tree dude Yeah, that's why one thing so far with with legends is that I think some of the missions could be hit or miss with their Oh no What's up? No, I'm down again of course I got you
Starting point is 00:56:12 Oh FYI the stream title Still hoppers in review We just really love hoppers Everybody, sorry It's the goat Fucking Twitch Don't blame us everybody
Starting point is 00:56:34 It's Twitch Oh yeah we can just run up on here Let's get it Okay so that's what we should have been doing here We should be throwing the bombs at the Pustules Roger I've been doing that
Starting point is 00:56:51 The whole time, yeah. Well, actually, I've been throwing the bombs at the tree. I've been bow and arrowing the pusholy. Gosh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I just thought about it. Oh, we should have just throwing them at the pusherul or so then we can have one of us run up there and start beating it up. Oh, I seriously. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:07 So then you throw it or I throw it and then you just run in there and just start beating the fuck out of it. Come on, everybody. Come on. Oh, what is this? Ooh, I got a bunch too. I get excited when I see icons I haven't seen before. Yeah, I got 10. Some of these got 10 men.
Starting point is 00:57:23 got 10 manna, 11 mana. Yeah, I got 20 mana. I'm calling it. That's key right there. You got to do the cool key. We got to have universal language in video games. You know what I mean? Like we got to have a one line system.
Starting point is 00:57:35 One language. Yeah, one language. You know what I mean? That's all. Before Pangea, we had one language. That's amazing. Yeah, we'll be up. I got to go to the gear.
Starting point is 00:57:51 I got to see what's up. I'm excited for whatever I'm locked. Swift Yari. That's my gar. And then... Yeah, this game might be goaded, actually. Come on. I don't have enough time in my life.
Starting point is 00:58:10 That's the problem. I want to play this. I want to play Redacted that I almost just said out loud, which is insane. Yeah. I definitely want to play Pocopio all day, every day. I feel like I'm missing out because I'm not been playing Pocopia as much. Yeah. I mean, the good thing is you have all year.
Starting point is 00:58:25 I am hitting a wall with it a little bit. I love the game so much, but there is so much to do. and I'm like kind of like because the game like once you get different zones it becomes a little bit more segregated than I expected where it's like okay
Starting point is 00:58:36 I'm dealing with these Pokemon over here these fuck ass Pokemon but I have my main Pokemon over here so it's like I don't know how to get them to live together and I know how to get them
Starting point is 00:58:44 together but it's also annoying should we round this out with a little bit of that coin shit dude I'm gonna beat your ass bro are these two of the same thing or yeah I think so I'm sure when like raids
Starting point is 00:58:55 happen and everything right yeah four people in there that's true that's true oh yeah I'm sad We're not getting to the part in the stream where we get to play with the four people for the incursion. Oh, is that how it goes? Yeah, so the first three missions are two-player, and then the fourth where you fight the boss, like when we fight in the spider, that'll be with four people.
Starting point is 00:59:14 Wait, what? You hit too many coins. Oh, I did. Oh, I'm in a weird place. We're about to find love in a hopeless place. We found love. But not your fuck city. Yeah, now I'm super fucked.
Starting point is 00:59:29 Not Merck City, more like Fuck City. And you choose which, wait, which one did you start off with? Is it one I want to know. Like after this turn, which coin do you go to? Do you choose? I think you choose. Oh, you choose each turn, okay. So it might be in your thing to, like, reset this one.
Starting point is 00:59:46 Yeah. And then try to figure it out next time. That's a good call. Nope, did not want to do that. Oh, they place it at the worst place possible. All right, then I can pick. Okay, Joshua and chat, I wasn't going to say it, but you said it. Roger's making a segregated Pokemon city.
Starting point is 01:00:05 I am. You heard you here first, everybody. Y'all heard it. I was gonna say something. I'm like, wait, what do you mean? You put all the fuck-ass Pokemon in a different part of the town. Well, no.
Starting point is 01:00:12 So, you aren't deep enough in the game to understand what I'm saying. But you open up different regions, blessing. Yeah. So then you find Pokemon there. So then I have a whole ass fucking region where I have these fuck-ass Pokemon that I don't like.
Starting point is 01:00:24 I have these Pokemon. You understand what the sounds like, though. That's crazy. I have Bulbosaur over here, and then I have the fucking, the sumo wrestling fucking Pikachu over there. And I'm like, I don't care about that one. Clearly I want Bulbosaur more.
Starting point is 01:00:35 I have Scyther over there. Also, by the way, I put this on Blue Sky already. I said in the office, my favorite Pokemon is Sithe. And everyone looked at me like I'm crazy. Because I didn't know what you're saying. What's the Scyth? Oh, but it's Scythr. It is Scythr.
Starting point is 01:00:48 The er changed everything. Everyone looked to me and laughed at me. Whoa. Whoa. That's crazy. He talked about all of us have one language. He said one language. He said, I'm putting all the fuck-ass Pokemon
Starting point is 01:01:09 to the other side of the town. And now you heard what he just said, chat. Fuck! That's right, we told him. And that's also, Shadow Tritcher, actually, it goes to the rear of the issue. The reason I said Scythe is because of Denzel Curry's new album, The Scythe, where he has a super group with ASAP FERC
Starting point is 01:01:26 and with Tia Corinne, that's her name is? And, yeah, I was listening to that. And then I just called it, I call it Scyther or Sithe. That's crazy. You blame Denzel Curry. Yeah, exactly. For your microaggression. Damn.
Starting point is 01:01:43 The ur was insane. You set me up so good. I know, I hate it. As soon as I said it, I'm like, ah, shit. Fuck me. I'm not even in it. I know. This is all part of my plan.
Starting point is 01:01:55 Oh, like, it's the sensitivity that's getting me. Yes. That's a crazy yes. It's not like ash. Yes. It's not like ash ketchup on that. Yes. Fuck.
Starting point is 01:02:07 Yeah, you got it. I thought I had it. See, now I'm gonna throw this naked juice away after this. After you finish it. There's. Ooh. Roger's going crazy. Wow!
Starting point is 01:02:40 Holy cow. Yeah, I got one turn to fix this. We gotta have a whole stream of this. Make this the party mode. We might have to be a whole party mode. We might end the stream there. That was crazy, guys. That was nuts.
Starting point is 01:03:08 That was fucking done. Wow. Oh my God. I think I have redeemed everything I've said today on the stream. You know what? That does fix the racism. Okay. That fixes it everybody. Thank you so much for watching this episode of Gamescast.
Starting point is 01:03:20 Please, of course. I've been blessed. That's been Roger. We'll catch you on the next time. Until next time, it's been our pleasure.

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