Kinda Funny Gamescast: Video Game Podcast - Karl Jacobs Joins Us For Video Game Trivia! - Game Showdown

Episode Date: February 21, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Today we're playing Konda Fuity with special guest, Carl Jacobs. Get ready for Game Showdown. Yo, what's up? Welcome to Game Showdown. I'm your host, Blessing, Adioli, Jr. I'm joined by three contestants representing three teams. We got Tim Getty's representing Team Orange. We got Andy Cortez representing Team Purple. It's always darkest before the done.
Starting point is 00:00:26 And we have very special guest, Carl Jacobs, representing Team Blue. One more time. I feel like you forgot something? Oh, sorry, sorry. Carl Jacobs representing two times season champions. Team Blue. T-a-Lobb or whatever. Order of what?
Starting point is 00:00:41 The Stars in the bank briefcase. Stars in the bank, everybody. That's what it is. Tim's worst fucking nightmare. Isn't that right, Gia? Try to sleep now. Try to go on vacation. We got Carl.
Starting point is 00:00:53 We got a little sidekick going on and guess what? There's an S right there. Plural. Don't push this plural agenda, Carl. That's plural. That's two stars. That's two stars. I could be.
Starting point is 00:01:04 I could be rude. I could take it to the Supreme Court and say for three, but I'll do it for two. It's for two. Don't worry about it. Your best boss is good. Thank you. I've been eating ass all day.
Starting point is 00:01:15 I'm still crazy. Greg is here. Why do we bring it in a ringer when Greg is right here? The youth. We need the youth. I heard Carl say he did want to play for the two-time season champions, Team Blue, which is why he was stepping in for the one and only Greg Miller.
Starting point is 00:01:32 What? It does. Is he going to go away or is he going to hang up? I don't know. You know what? Let him do his thing. I'm waiting for him to walk away. I thought we thought he was going to be out of town.
Starting point is 00:01:41 So, you know, Carl could have played for me. Yeah, I also thought maybe he was taking the job because of the dice. I'm not willing to represent anything except for the two-time world champion, plural, stars in the bank, baby. Stars in the bank, stars in the bank. We're going to start off with the trivia question worth 10 points and the chance. Violence is not necessary. I've been eating asshole days. Not bad.
Starting point is 00:02:05 Ten points in the chance to go first in Kanafutie. Contestants, this is a numbers game. I'm going to ask you the number of a certain thing. You'll each get a chance to guess the number with no repeat guesses allowed. Whoever gets the closest without going over will get the points. If you all go over, then the lowest guess gets the points. Contestants, are you ready? Yes.
Starting point is 00:02:28 Including spinoffs and remakes. How many games are there? in the yakuza slash like a dragon franchise well this is a buzzing in the situation i'm going to go one by one carl jacobs since you're our special guest i'm going to have you go first i'm going to guess nine all right carl jacobs is guessing nine and i'll have you go next that's that good at all that's really good i'm going to go with ten and he says 10 that's cool gettys what i go 13 tim gettys is going to 13 including roger dito the answer to this What's your guess from the back of the room?
Starting point is 00:03:07 37. Roger says 14. The answer, including spinoffs and remakes, there are 24 games. Oh, what? And the Yakuza franchise. You're going to have to run me through this. Okay, I have the link to the Wikipedia. I'm opening it up right now.
Starting point is 00:03:22 I'll run you through it in a quick second. Yeah, so you have starting off. That's more than Madden probably. Do you know when Yakuza started the year? I know it started on the PS2. 2005. 2005 was the first Yakuza game. I then had Yakuza 2.
Starting point is 00:03:34 after that you had RGG Kenzon for PS3. You had Yakuza 3, Yakuzaa 4. You then got... Oh, they had a game named after the studio. Oh, there was a Sol's game. Where you got Gotoku. The Toku Shinsho. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Yaku's a Dead Souls.
Starting point is 00:03:48 Yes, the Souls game. Or a zombie game is made people would call it. And we're counting the Android ones? Yes. Yeah, we're counting spin-offs. We're counting everything, right? Yakuza 5. I probably would have guessed closer to the 20s.
Starting point is 00:03:58 Dang. You got the first Eishon that came out in 2014. You then started to get zero. You got Kiwami after that. Yakuza 6, Kiwami 2. You got Fist of the North Star. I don't think that should count. That's a whole other IP.
Starting point is 00:04:10 I went to multiple sources. Every source counted Fists of the North Star. Fist of the North Star is a Yakuza game? I didn't know that. Never known. You can correct. I mean, even if we remove those, I think. We're close to like 9, there's going to be 13.
Starting point is 00:04:20 Yeah, Tim still has it correct, even if we remove those. Let's go. Because then we get RGGG online. We get judgment. We get Yakuza like a dragon. We get Streets of Camarocha, which is a Streets of Rage type game for PC. You got Lost Judgment. You got Ishin, the new one.
Starting point is 00:04:34 you got like a dragon guidean the main hero race his name infinite wealth and then most recently you got like a dragon pirate yakuza in hawaii the best name for a video game ever just a very long name for a video game team tim you do you get points there and you will go first in kind of feudy because remember this is game showdown kind of funny's nerdy game show that you can watch live right here on twitch and on youtube if you love what we do support us with the kind of funny membership on patreon or youtube to get all of our shows ad free watches according to them live and get a daily exclusive show. Thank you at our Patreon producers, Delaney Twining, Carl Jacobs, Omega Buster, and Karen Lindener. Today were brought to you by Built Rewards, Factor, and Stash, but we'll tell you about that later. For now, let's play Kind of Futey. A little bit of a hitch on that one. The rules are simple. I've surveyed over 1,700 members of the kind of funny audience on a number of prompts. All very smart. Each round, I'm going to read to you a prompt, and we'll ask each of you which answer you think the kind of funny best friends gave the most. I've narrowed down to five answers per prompt. If you give a correct answer, the more popular the answer, the more points
Starting point is 00:05:47 you'll receive. For example, I might ask you to name a game that YouTubers play. If Carl says Minecraft and it's number one, I'll net him 50 points. If Tim says five nights at Fridays and that's number two, they'll net him 40 points. If Andy says Friday night Funken and that's number three, I'll net him 30 points. Get the fuck out of here. And so on and so forth. Carl, you know Friday Night Funkin. Of course I do. But I, when you do those, those at the beginning when you're introducing it. Is this something you actually got pulled? No, this is one that I'm just making up from the top of my head.
Starting point is 00:06:13 Yeah, there's no way Friday Night Funkin is coming in number three. If GTA 5 wasn't in the top three, I would have probably exploded in front of. Yeah, I don't think you, what, you'd have GTA 5, you would have Roblox in there, I imagine. Yeah. What the hell is Friday Night Funkin? You don't know Friday Night Funkin? It's something I know for my nephew. I don't.
Starting point is 00:06:26 Yeah, my nephew who's like 10 years oldish, like, obsessed. We're Friday Night Funkin. It's just some rhythm game. I think you should be able to vote. Like, in elections. To be able to, like, you know what I mean? Like, I can't have a 10-year-old nephew influencing the boats. You've seen this, though?
Starting point is 00:06:45 Oh, okay, I have seen this. I have seen this. The kids love this. Damn. Hold on. Is that what it looks like, is like DDR where you, are they actually haven't hit the thing that fast? I think they're holding it. Oh, I'm not, I'm not playing Brow Starz now. My nephew loves Brawl stars.
Starting point is 00:07:01 Is that like a smash type game? No, I don't know. It looks like a Moba. Yeah, it's like a mobile moba. Brattle Royale style. Almost. Okay. Moba Royale.
Starting point is 00:07:10 We're learning here. It's an educational show. There you go. Everybody's playing this. 3V3 in Battle Royale. Yeah. We're going to get this advertised in Minecraft. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:19 Okay. I'm on it. Get on that. Each player will get a max of two guesses per round. Last place goes first after the first round. Whoever gets the most points after five rounds wins. There's also a secret answer hidden in one of the rounds. It's not one of the top five answers, but if you happen to get it, it is worth five points and you get to guess again.
Starting point is 00:07:37 Contestants are. you ready. Yes. Round number one. Name a video game character who lives in a house. Name a video game character
Starting point is 00:07:49 who lives in a house. We're going to start off with Tim Getty. Dude, I got a good one. A house under the sea. I mean, that's the first point is my head went too. You know, this sounds like, this is a tricky one because it sounds like,
Starting point is 00:08:01 oh, like everybody, but I'm like, I can't think of any house right now. I mean, I'm going to say Mario. Tim says Mario. Mario is our 10 point answer. Let's go. I'll take it. What does Mario's house look like? Mario RPG.
Starting point is 00:08:16 Mario RPG starts with a house and you bounce on that bed. Okay, yes, exactly. He's got a house. Dude, I can't wait to steal this whole show because I have one locked in that I know for a fact that he doesn't have. I probably don't. Next up, Carl. Oh. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:08:31 I'm going to go the Sims. Carl says, no, that's not going to be. Don't ever try to outsmart the audience. I'm not outsmarting them. where my brain went and I'm dumb. The Sims is not on the list. Too cute. You can't get too cute.
Starting point is 00:08:46 Leave that in there for Greg next time. Fair enough. Andy. All right. Oh man. So many houses in games when you think about it. I really wanted to say the house of the dead. But I'm going to go with Link. Yeah. You got the last.
Starting point is 00:09:08 and Link to the past, yeah. Andy says Link is our 20. Link is our 20 points. Yeah, okay. Okay. Good points on the boy. Tim, we're back to you. You know, I think I'm shooting high here. I think I'm going all the way to the top.
Starting point is 00:09:24 Okay. Kratos. Tim says Kratos. Kratos is our 30 points. Damn it, bullshit. Carl, we are back to you. and okay I have two in my brain
Starting point is 00:09:41 okay for some reason say the worst one well I'm gonna speculate for a second speculate go for it for some reason I have Nathan Drake in my head oh that's a good one because of Uncharted 4
Starting point is 00:09:54 I remember playing Crash Bannacut in his house and then I forget the other one they made dinner for you that night you know what just because I think it would be funny if I took it from them, even though they brought it up, I'm gonna go SpongeBob.
Starting point is 00:10:11 Carl says SpongeBob. SpongeBob is not on the list. I feel like it should have been. There were people that did write in SpongeBob. Battle for Bikini Bottom, the movie, the game. The movie, the game.
Starting point is 00:10:25 Not enough respect. It was the cosmic shake, even though I don't know if he went to his house in that one. I imagine you probably did. You started it off in his house. There you go. Andy.
Starting point is 00:10:33 Man, you know, I just don't know if there's any, of note in the video game Animal Crossing because I just think of houses. I think of like decorating and things like that. But I got to go safe because Carl had the first one that I was thinking of. Nathan Drake.
Starting point is 00:10:49 Nathaniel Drake. Andy says Nathaniel Drake. Nathan Drake is our 50 point answer. You had that. You had it. You had it. You totally had it. You had it. You totally had it. That's kind of wild.
Starting point is 00:11:05 I mean, that's really just from Uncharted 4. Yeah. I mean, it's a house, you know? It's a legitimate modern house. Are we done now? Yeah, we're done now. Can I say Joel? Was Joel there? Joel was not there. Um, but I suck guys. Yes. I love this. Who was there though? Our 40 point answer. Patrick Star.
Starting point is 00:11:25 From the Patrick Star game. The Sims too. There was the Patrick Star game. Yeah. My Sims. Our 40 point answer was Villager slash Tom Nook. slash Animal Crossing characters as a whole was our 40 point answer. I'm winning this one too. So Andy was on the pulse there. Dude, Andy's in the lead which means he's going to go last.
Starting point is 00:11:45 I'm going to lose it. Yeah. Exactly. With that, Tim got the 10 point answer with Mario. Andy got the 20 point answer with Link. Tim got the 30 point answer with Kratos. Andy got the 50 point answer with Nathan Drake. And you know what I got?
Starting point is 00:12:00 A fat zero. I got a steering wheel. Because now I'm driving the competition. Now I go first. I love that energy. All part of the plan. Remember that last episode where? I was just like, I looked at the camera.
Starting point is 00:12:12 I was like, look at the score right now. I'm going to lose this. And I called it perfectly. It was really embarrassing. Congratulations. It was really embarrassing. It was really embarrassing. Round number two.
Starting point is 00:12:22 Always the bridesman. Name a place you went to find cheat codes in the 2000. Oh. Name a place that you went to find cheat codes in the 2000s. We're going to start off with Carl. Dude, because I feel like there's a couple. And I feel like I'm going to go with my gut
Starting point is 00:12:40 and I'm going to say GameShark. Is that crazy? Is that, am I wrong? It's a great answer. I don't know. It's a little outside of the... I think it's just synonymous with it though. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:12:53 I think it's synonymous and that's kind of what I'm hoping for. Yeah, kind of like... Kind of like... Kind of like crossing in the houses. Yeah, yeah. Well, we've noticed... You know, you've watched a decent amount of game show down, Carl. What we've noticed is like,
Starting point is 00:13:02 if you say the Last of Us or Zelda for any of these answers, it's probably going to be on the list. Carl says GameShark. GameShark is our 10 point answer. That sounds right. Yeah. That's points on the board for Team Blue.
Starting point is 00:13:16 Tim's going to get mine. Tim. I hate him. It's game facts. Oh, okay. Cool. Tim says game facts. Game Fax is our 50 point answer.
Starting point is 00:13:26 Andy. Cheat C. Andy says cheat C C. You get into it, Andy. Cheat CC, for those who don't know, that is cheat code central, is our 40-point answer. You guys got to 100 click. That's sick, though. That's actually really cool.
Starting point is 00:13:46 We all have like ones and zeros going on. Yeah, yeah, look at us. We're just a big binary code right now. It just spells in code it says fuck Carl. I'm going to lock in IGN because that's where I actually used to get cheat codes. 30 point answer there. Carl says IGN. IGN is our 30 point answer.
Starting point is 00:14:09 Tim. I don't know if I need to get more specific than just gaming magazines. Tim says gaming magazines. Books slash magazines is our 20 point answer. That is a full wipe off its category. That's like me locking in video games next time. Books and magazines. You couldn't even just have books.
Starting point is 00:14:32 Media. But Game Shark was a book. You're right. It did have that little book lit. Oh, is it? So that's my thing with GameShark, is that I associate GameShark with, like, the hardware. Yes. But the hardware came with the little book.
Starting point is 00:14:44 I went to the Scholastic Book Fair, and I spent $7.99 on my GameShark book. Wow. So I want you to give him those points. Well, that's the reason why I came down on books slash magazines is most people wrote in, like, the words, magazines, or books. As opposed to the websites where people would write in, IGN or Cheat-C or Game Facts. And so if you had said any magazine, I would just lumped it in.
Starting point is 00:15:09 I'm losing and that's why I'm doing this. Of course. He's steering the ship. You're steering the ship. Yep. Over Cliff. Before we move on, Barrett, what's the current score? Right now, the current score in last place,
Starting point is 00:15:23 our guest contestant playing for the two-time champion team blue. It is Carl Jacobs with 40 points in second place right where he wants. to be right now in this game. It is Andy the Nitro Rifle Cortez for Team Purple with 110 points and in the lead can this man be stopped? No, he can't because it is the man, not the chair. It is Team Gettys for Team Orange with 120 points, but it's still
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Starting point is 00:19:36 Carl Jacobs shit because I'm just the confidence because it hit me that everybody that's answering these watch you guys so they're probably also don't know um yeah that is the problem flash games no one Carl Carl's like in the deep cuts right now I am I'm thinking like where do I go though
Starting point is 00:19:56 and I'm gonna go ahead and be wrong I'm going to lock in the Papa's franchise, like Papa's Pizzeria, Papa's, all of those. That feels like one thing. I don't know. I don't know if that is. Carl says the Papa's franchise. Papa's Pizzeria is not on the list.
Starting point is 00:20:19 Blessing. The Papa's Pizzeria made you really think we're going to get out. You're a scumbag. This is my favorite part of the show. Andy. Stick death. Andy says No shot. Stick death.
Starting point is 00:20:35 Stick death is not on the list. It's the only one I have. Tim. I almost don't want to say this, but is that the name of the game? Or is that just close to the name of the game? It doesn't matter. I'm not going to go that way. I'm going alien hominid. Tim says alien hominid.
Starting point is 00:21:01 Alien hominid is our 20 point answer. I played that on the GameCube. Yeah, it was the first or is the most major flash game to console game. It was a big deal. What was the game you're talking about? I don't want to tell you. Well, now that we're here, though.
Starting point is 00:21:15 You know, your guest is here. I'm blanking on the one that is the obvious 50-point answer. I'm blinking on the name, and it's really pissing me off a lot right now, Blessing. Me too. It's really piss me off, but you can't get it either. Yeah. This is made for you.
Starting point is 00:21:32 This is made for me, and I feel like I'm underwhelming. I was so excited. When I saw this prompt, as I was putting together the show yesterday, I was like, oh, Carl's going to get this. Yeah. You said game over. Yeah. I said game over dumbass.
Starting point is 00:21:43 Yeah, you did. I think. I haven't been called dumbass in over a decade. I want to go cube or cube. The one with the two cube that goes, sometimes it's only one spot. You know what I'm saying? You flip over the cube to try to get it in cool math games. No, I'm locking in run.
Starting point is 00:22:08 The game run on cool math games. It's run. And that's getting 50 points. Carl Jacobs is locking in a run on cool math games. I am. Run is not on the list. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You laughed at me.
Starting point is 00:22:22 Run is the most popular game that's ever released on cool math games. I need to look that up. I remember bringing the cool math games bona fides here. Why am I saying that like it's not cool math games? I need to look up run because I do remember cool math games, but I don't remember the games. Run two specifically. Run two.
Starting point is 00:22:39 Oh, run two was the one. we still run it. Andy. He just spurred something to my fuck. A little spark of inspiration right here. A little spark of inspiration right here. Quap.
Starting point is 00:22:55 Oh, that's good. Andy says quop. Quap is our 40. Yeah. That's a good job, Andy. Thank you. Thank you. I did think.
Starting point is 00:23:05 I did think. Oh, fuck. He thought of it. Fuck. And there's one more No, no. You answered twice. Game over dumb asses.
Starting point is 00:23:19 Okay. I'm really in a bad place because I have a game and I just don't know the name around it. There's a lot of variations it can be. Is it helicopter? Is it chopper? Is it just copter? Is it crazy copter?
Starting point is 00:23:40 You know what I mean? Like, I'm going to go. Crofter. I'm going to go with copter. Just playing crazy. Just copter. Tim says copter. Copter, aka helicopter,
Starting point is 00:23:52 is not a on. Got his ass. Got his ass. So the 50-point answer is absolutely happy wheels. It has to be, right? Happy wheels is the 10-point answer. What about, no, this isn't a flashing,
Starting point is 00:24:05 but I'm going to say ski-free. Is that the same as Line Rider? No. No, but that's a good. Yeah, Line Rider is our 30-point answer. Oh, damn. Stick fight Um
Starting point is 00:24:15 I don't have any stick Animation I don't have any stick Stick fight is the game That we played like a party mode thing of Stick death was on E-bom's world And it was like an ultra-violent Like you know
Starting point is 00:24:27 You were just stick figures Doing like drug deal Like shooting out you know Drug dealers and stuff Man I was trying to think New Grounds like what are the games And they just weren't coming about Our number one answer
Starting point is 00:24:36 Our 50 point answer here Would have been Blune's Tower Defense Ah Blune's tower defense Not a chance to tell I mean, while we're here, right, I'll give you the four fun ones. Our six place answer, which would have been the secret answer, but nobody got it. Injustice godsmongous.
Starting point is 00:24:55 I was going to say that. When I couldn't think of it, I was going to say either injustice or kill the justice league. Yeah, kill the justice league. The flash is there. So injustice got 36 votes in the poll. Suicide squad killed the justice league got 22 votes in the poll. One that I'm surprised none of you guessed are. seventh place answer would have been impossible quiz,
Starting point is 00:25:15 which was the other contender for the secret answer, because that would have been my answer. Impossible quiz. I was there to you, but yeah, he was there. Helicopter was our eighth place answer. Under that was suicide squad.
Starting point is 00:25:25 And then our, I guess, 10th place answer would have been Super Smash Flash, which is another. Where the fuck is Papa? Not there. Where the fuck is Papa?
Starting point is 00:25:35 Number one is cool math games. It's like a, it's a franchise. Yeah. It's officially a franchise. Where the fuck is Papa? They have multiple Papa's pizzeries. They got Papa's Bakerya Tacoaria
Starting point is 00:25:46 Everything This sounds like you did drugs one day And they're like I swear to God Papa's a thing It's everywhere 30 years later I'm still at the desk There we go You've never seen this?
Starting point is 00:25:56 No Oh wait This is actually bringing back memories This is cool math Oh well it was It was probably on everything But this is how I'd get around Playing it in school
Starting point is 00:26:04 Fuck Pop Tropica wasn't on there Yeah this brings this brings This brings me back Holy cow They had a partnership with Papa John's in 2002. Our team, Popaganda. That's good, Tim.
Starting point is 00:26:19 I like that. Thank you. Round number four. Name a strong video game character who fights mainly with their fists. It's a moving day right here for you. You guys are screwed, dumb asses. Name a strong video game character
Starting point is 00:26:32 who fights mainly with their fists. Moving day. Have us right where you want, Scott. Carl Jacobs. Dude, because I was talking so much. Use my fists. You know what I mean? Where am I fighting with fists?
Starting point is 00:26:50 Where am I doing that? It's a strong character. It doesn't pop strong. Name a strong video game character who fights mainly with their fists. What is Papa's pizza? You know what? I'm going to go. Nathan Drake.
Starting point is 00:27:08 Carl says Nathan Drake. Nathan Drake is not on the list. No. He doesn't mainly fight with his fist. He mainly shoots people. I was thinking of the bar scene. Yeah. Oh, Greg Miller has watched the room.
Starting point is 00:27:24 Things are going to. Fucking loser. This is why you'll never be Mrs. Beast. He took the stars away. Oh, my God. We got games left. We still got game left to play, though. We still got a game left to play.
Starting point is 00:27:38 Mathematically, I guess maybe you do, yeah. What's that? Before you move on, I'm a Giants fan. Yeah? New York Giants. Eli Manning. He's not known for anything other than his fourth quarter.
Starting point is 00:27:51 performances and the playoffs. The helmet catch you. I'm ready to his throat perfectly. They retiree. I'm willing to bring this back and I'm willing to make this the best episode that's ever existed.
Starting point is 00:28:02 I'm willing to do that right now. Once it gets right back to me, this will be the start of the biggest comeback that's ever existed. In the fourth round, that's ballsy, but I like it. After you've already gone?
Starting point is 00:28:11 In the whole show, you have three guesses left just so you know. I don't think the cool math worked out for you, man, because the math's not madden. The math's not bad thing, but hey, we'll see, we'll see.
Starting point is 00:28:21 Next up, we have Tim Gettys. What was the question again? Name a strong video game character who fights mainly with their fists. Nathan Drake. I'm gonna go Ryu. Ha, freak. Tim says Ryu. Ryu is our 50 point answer.
Starting point is 00:28:42 I thought he said Ryuk from Death Note. He's not, there's no fighting there. I guess there was jump force. That is true. Fist Fighting with Fist Fist of the North Star That's one
Starting point is 00:28:58 I could name three The titular characters From the video game arms On Nintendo Switch But I won't Good dude I won't do that Dang I wish I got that before you
Starting point is 00:29:09 Let's see Wii classic Was it not Wii It's a Switch cloud It was launch here though Uh I'm going to go with And this is a stretch right here
Starting point is 00:29:28 Like arms Yeah I'm gonna go with Captain Falcon Oh that's actually an incredible answer Because of Falcon punch Yeah I like it Andy says I do Captain Falcon
Starting point is 00:29:39 Probably not good for you Yeah but Captain Falcon Is not I would have given you a tip of that happen I'm for sure Carl I'm playing for style points
Starting point is 00:29:51 Now He's playing for style And I think that you guys have a fantastic community. And I think that they're going to make the right decision. And I think the 50 point answer is going to, did you already do the 50 point? The 40 point answer is going to be Goku. Hmm.
Starting point is 00:30:05 Carl. It says Goku. Goku is not on. Is this the worst performance? I like that answer, though. Wait, maybe. Dragon Ball Z. Budakai took, I like that I'm fighting with thousands of people.
Starting point is 00:30:20 Tim. I hate to do this, y'all. But I'm about to hit y'all with that 40, man. Look how clean this is about to be. Oh, go to hell. Tifa Lockhart. Oh, no. No. No.
Starting point is 00:30:36 Tim says Tifa. No. Tifa is the 30-point answer. Damn. I'll take it, though. He gave it the... Barra gave the points of me. Nice. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:30:48 Andy, can you at least get the 40 point here? I don't... I don't know. Oh, I'm not sure. Um, wait a second. I was supposed to go second there. Were you? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:04 Oh. No, that's not true. We came into this round. You were in the lead in the... Yeah, Tim had... Tim just got the 50-point answer, which is why right now he has... I'm not sure if I believe you.
Starting point is 00:31:14 No. You just got really mixed up when I accidentally gave you points. I could just sworn Tim was winning there. Because I was like, I'm right where... No, you were 10 points ahead of him coming into this round. All right. now I'm not where I want to be. So I'm going to go with
Starting point is 00:31:28 I'm going to go with Little Mac. Andy's going with Little Mac. He's a boxer. He uses these things. Little Mac is our 40 point answer. That's crazy because I was, forgot to it. I was going to hint to you. Mike Tyson. Yeah, that was the other one. That was the other one.
Starting point is 00:31:53 That's got to be on there. Mike Tyson is not on there. Oh, shit. I'm on a roll. You're killing it. Our 10 point answer, which nobody got, would have been Kiru. Cosma Kiriu from Like a Dragon. That's not even, I don't think that's a person. Our 20 point answer, Donkey Kong. Okay, that's good.
Starting point is 00:32:13 Yeah. He plays baseball with his fist. Yeah. It's not like he has a signature catchphrase regarding a, you know, involving a punch. Yeah, when we press B in Smash Brothers, he does like the wind-up punch. You don't remember Nathan Drake's signature punch? Time to get punched. he does say that sometimes
Starting point is 00:32:31 our 30 point answer of course was gotten by Tim it was Tifa and he got the 40 point answer with Lilamac Tim got the 50 point answer with Ryu which brings us
Starting point is 00:32:41 to our fifth and final round right where I want to be too he'd leave the door open for me and I'm just hitting you the 50 points anyway so let's do this I gotta say
Starting point is 00:32:52 Nathan Drake wasn't the crazy I know that you guys are making fun of that I think that'll go down in history is the potentially the worst snub that's ever happened in this game. It's just the, you know... Think about the bar scene in Incharted 3.
Starting point is 00:33:03 It's just the fight... One other scene. It's the part where he says fights mainly with their fists. Nathan Drake's house counted, but I'm crazy! I'm insane for the opening scene of one of the best-selling video games
Starting point is 00:33:15 of PlayStation history. He's thought to be a mass murderer because of the weaponry, usually, you know? Fair enough. He's rocket launching and just gunning down hundreds of dudes. No, I'm wrong, I know. Occasionally punching.
Starting point is 00:33:26 He punches? He just punched quite a bit, though. I love punching in that. But he's also shooting a lot more. Round number five, our fifth and final round here. Name a yellow video game character. Dude, dude, it's my chance, baby. I'm back.
Starting point is 00:33:41 He's back. I'm back. Dumbass. Hold on, dumb ass. Name a yellow video game character. Now, because of a tie in the voting, there are two 30-point answers. So a lot of points on the board here. Because of a tie in the voting, there are two.
Starting point is 00:33:58 30 point answers. We're going to start off with Carl Jacobs. Let me say. What is? SpongeBob SquarePets. That's locked. You're the best.
Starting point is 00:34:15 You're the best. Is that not the best one? You're the best. You're the best. You're the best. You're the best. You just mean to give the points to Andy, Carl. You're the best.
Starting point is 00:34:21 Did you really just do that? What's the other yellow one? You're the best. Holy shit. You're the best. You're welcome, man. I did it on purpose. Let's go, Big Dog.
Starting point is 00:34:35 Spongebob's, it's up there. It's a 30. I bet you has a tie for 30. No way. Carl says Spongebob's square pants. SpongeBob is our 10 point answer. Okay. Points on the board.
Starting point is 00:34:49 That's points on the board there. You guys are for cars. Anybody watching this right now? You guys are a bunch of monsters. Andy. Pikachu. Andy says Pikachu. Can I tell you that wasn't even the one.
Starting point is 00:35:00 that I had a realization about. That's amazing. Pikachu is our 40 answer. I still got it from. No, you don't. Because I'm about to steal it from you, buddy.
Starting point is 00:35:17 It's my turn, right? It's your turn, Tim. Pac-Man. Fuck. Yeah. No way! Tim says Pac-Man. Of course. Pac-Man is our 50-point answer.
Starting point is 00:35:28 No way! Did you know it was originally called puckman? I learned that from Scott's Elgram, yes. The whole time I was just like, I'm going to say Pikachu, Pac-Ban is a 40-point answer. No way that's over Pikachu. Pac-Man is the yellow character. No, that is all this big.
Starting point is 00:35:43 He's fucking lost, bro. He's fucking washed. He's so washed. I mean, let's take a look at the sales of SpongeBob the movie the game, SpongeBob Lights, Camera Pants, Spongebob Battle for Bikini Bottom, Curse of the Flying Dutchman. We're talking about some of the biggest gems of video game history. Tim fucking won again.
Starting point is 00:35:59 Put each key on the fucking map. That's unbelievable. It really is. I mean, we do have one more round of guessing, so, Carl, we're back to you. Thank you so much, I'm a 30-point answers. Where's my briefcase? Grant stole it. You know what?
Starting point is 00:36:12 I don't know if we've seen a double-digit game in a long time. Dude, before this started for the viewers at home, I looked at Tim, I was like, you guys suck at that, dude. I just think I would crush this. And now I don't even know if there's a color yellow in video games anymore. I don't know anything else. um man there's no way
Starting point is 00:36:34 you want to help me try to get like at least like a um let's see it could be like a whisper maneuver uh you can go with Ms. Pac-Man is the whole
Starting point is 00:36:45 would you count that in the Pac-Man family family I would probably count that that means it wasn't even voted enough to be even in
Starting point is 00:36:54 would he yeah um sexist out there yeah thanks guys that's apparently what you guys want to foster.
Starting point is 00:37:04 Is this just me or you guys like locked in on things that are? I'm not locked in. Okay. So keep on installing. Okay. I lost anyway. There's no way. That's not.
Starting point is 00:37:12 I might give you my points. Like in the prompt is name. I can't fucking believe it. That's shocking to me. That is crazy. I would want Pikachu first for sure. Like I'm, of course. Yeah, obviously.
Starting point is 00:37:24 Yeah, obviously. Obviously. Obviously. Oh, man. We had multiple SpongeBob answers this episode. I really No, legitimately though, I thought SpongeBob would have been the Tide for 30.
Starting point is 00:37:38 Okay. I mean, I wasn't naming for 30. Yellow. Oh. Can I whisper something to you? What is Scorpion? Oh. Carl says Scorpion.
Starting point is 00:38:00 Scorpion. It's got to be a 30-pointer. Is not on a list. That's bullshit. That's wild. There's no way. Andy, with you. Oh, ah.
Starting point is 00:38:13 Let's see. Man. Dude, my mom watches. She's going to see this. Let's see. She's going to be so embarrassed. Uh. Okay, we're just going for points right here.
Starting point is 00:38:26 This is basically so KDG at the end of all of this season, when Tim ultimately wins again. KDG can go back and be like, Andy was the closest to winning all of these. Right? Katie G. Right. Tim won this one, but we were all kind of in the shuffle. All of us together. Are you saying Kenji?
Starting point is 00:38:44 KDG. Oh, KDG. KDG. Kind of, James Galy. At first I heard KDG, but I, for some reason I heard it as the letters KDG. Oh, no. And I was like, who is KDG? KT.
Starting point is 00:38:56 Yeah, KT. Apparently, I do a really hard G with the word pinga. We were playing elderly Nairine. I kept on telling Alana in blessing. Like, we're going to blue pinga. And she was like, do you really? pronounce the G. I was self-conscious about it the whole time.
Starting point is 00:39:10 When you're stalling like this, are you able to also think about yellow characters at the same time? No, absolutely not. No, absolutely not. It's just one of the other. Let's see here. Maybe try a SpongeBob again. Maybe you just misread it.
Starting point is 00:39:22 It's a 10 point and the 30 point. You sure that wasn't? You sure that wasn't there? Let's go with, you know what, blessing? Why not? Right? I love it. As I'm saying this, I still don't have anybody.
Starting point is 00:39:35 I was agreeing. I was if I had anything. We're just having fun If SpongeBob made the list I feel like SpongeBob is definitely And it was only 10 So I don't know that this is When you think yellow characters
Starting point is 00:39:47 Hey Arnold What's not fucking hey Arnold That is an insane thing But like think about Who is a yellow character That's just famous period A yellow character who's just famous period? A yellow character who's just famous period
Starting point is 00:39:59 SpongeBob Pacman number one You know I mean Timothy I don't know Homer Simpson Homer Simpson Homer
Starting point is 00:40:08 Sponson. Simpson. OJ Simpson. Is that your answer? Homer Simpson. Andy says Homer Simpson. Homer Simpson
Starting point is 00:40:17 is our 30 point answers. Negative. One of our 30 point answers here. Hold on. Hold on. No. Homer Simpson. The video game character is a buffed SpongeBob.
Starting point is 00:40:32 I mean, hit and run, man. A lot of Simpson's video games. It's wrestling. Simpson's road race. Skipboarding was dog shit. Simpson's skateboarding. The movie. The game.
Starting point is 00:40:42 The movie The Game is infinitely worse than SpongeBob the movie the game. It has a red case on the PS2. It's a greatest hit. I mean, he's right. T.HQ. exists because of them and then stopped existing. We won't... But...
Starting point is 00:40:56 But then started existing again. People cared about them starting to exist again because of that. They made a spiritual successor. When they made... Battle for Bikini Bottom, then made Cosmic Shake. You think about how Tom, you know, Tom brought back the movie theaters because of Top Gun. It really was Spongeball
Starting point is 00:41:12 that brought back to HQ. Like he kept them a flirt, you know? And be hydrated them. Uh-huh. What they say about Lord of the Rings? We got to abuse Lord of the Rings. We've got to abuse SpongeBob. No, we got to... Exploit. Exploit. Abuse. Get over to SpongeBob. Sorry, Spongebob. All right, Tim, you're a final guess.
Starting point is 00:41:29 Oh, my guy. I get more. Have there been a 300 in a world? Yeah. One of our 30-point answers still left and then our 20-point answers still See, what gets harder is I don't have any great ones. Like, they're not yellow characters, but there is yellow associated with them. Going through my mind, we have yellow toad.
Starting point is 00:41:46 You know what you mean? We also have tails, which I know is orange. Wow, how have I not thought of it? But tails is associated with yellow. He normally gets the yellow, like, marking. How the fuck was Scorpion out of them?
Starting point is 00:41:59 I know. That's crazy. But the one I'm going to go with, Syrax. I mean, so you said tails and you're not going to do tails? No, because I, Tails is orange. I don't think I've ever considered Tails Orange in my entire.
Starting point is 00:42:11 I'm kind of with you. I don't think I don't have you. I don't think about you. At the end of all of this, right, they're only ever going to remember the final score, but in your heart, you'll be looking back and going, I had Nathan Drake,
Starting point is 00:42:22 why didn't I say that? And that's my career on this game show. Like, I had that one thing. Why didn't I say that, you know? You know what? I'm not even worried. I don't think anybody's going to think about this score necessarily.
Starting point is 00:42:31 I think they're going to look at it and be like, Carl put on a really good effort. You got robbed many times. Exactly. Yeah, I mean, I guess I wouldn't say the tails is orange. Like, he's brown, but I feel like if I had to say between orange and yellow, I'd say orange. Brown. Brown. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:42:45 What color do you think he's orange? He's orange. I think he's clearly yellow. He's not brown. Yellow. No, he's orange. How many? The Fox? What did you get last time?
Starting point is 00:42:53 You got the 50 pointer? He's orange yellow. You got the 50 pointer. He's dandelion. And you're colorblind at the same time? Tails is the most yellow thing tails has been. Taylor is yellow. Yeah, I was going to say, like, this is, that's orange.
Starting point is 00:43:05 This is yellow to me. That's orange. It's orange. man. I'm also partially think about that thing wrapped around Michelangelo's head. It fits. But at one point you also said brown. Yeah, you did
Starting point is 00:43:16 say brown. I was wrong about the brown. That's what really perplexed me. I was wrong about the brown. Dude, there's also, can I try to help you for a second? Nobody said Wario. Oh, that's real good. I'm going to go though with the what I already had picked in my head. Daisy.
Starting point is 00:43:34 That's stupid. Tim says Daisy This guy wins man Is he emoting on us right now? Is that what that is? Yeah, he's like teabagging right now He's like not even worried Tim says Daisy
Starting point is 00:43:46 Daisy is not Wario On the list The 20 point answer which nobody got Was Tails Only 20s Our other 30 point answer That nobody got
Starting point is 00:43:58 Was Wario A fun tidbit about this one If I go through Because this one I kept all the votes for her because of course they had a tie but also the votes were very close and so of course our number one vote was pacman packman remember this is out of 1700 um users uh 515 people wrote in with pacman 513 people wrote in with Pikachu oh my god it was off by two votes there where was spous and i'm gonna and then you then jumped down to homer and wario um 90 92
Starting point is 00:44:29 people voted for wario and for homer simpson homer simpson they got more votes than tails? And tied Wario? He's flustered. Welcome to our audience. I heard Carl's voice do something I've never heard. Homer Simpson.
Starting point is 00:44:48 You then jump down to Tails, which got 82 votes. So that's 10 underneath Wario and Homer. And then our 10, 10 point answer, SpongeBob, got 52 votes. Our sixth place answer for this one would have been Bart, which got 20 votes for Bart Simpson.
Starting point is 00:45:04 Okay, well, hold on. What's up? I mean, like, you may as well include the whole Simpson family. Like, he was a different character in our case. But why are you including the Pac-Man family all as one? I'll be honest, Miss Pac-Man got so few votes that it would not have really pushed anything. It's really telling about the times you're living in. Miss Pac-Man, frankly, is a better game than Pac-Man.
Starting point is 00:45:23 Everybody says that. I mean, you're right about that, yeah. Everybody says that. Going back in time to round number four, where I asked you to name a strong video game character who fights mainly with their hands. I've got the mainly part. That's where I'm not. Yeah. Big word,
Starting point is 00:45:35 I wrote down a lot of characters here because I really like these answers. So our sixth place answer with 47 votes was Mike Tyson. Under Mike Tyson with 45 votes, you had Ken, Ken from Street Fighter. Under Ken,
Starting point is 00:45:46 you had Seifu. Okay. And that's just the main character of Seafood, right? With 44 votes. Under Seafu, you had Batman with 39 votes. Under Batman,
Starting point is 00:45:55 I'm surprised nobody guessed this. Knuckles with 38 votes. He's orange. He's purple. Under this, this is where I kind of like, I feel, for Carl here, under Nuckles, you have Indiana Jones with 36 votes, who is like kind of
Starting point is 00:46:10 Nathan Drake adjacent. No, but there's a big thing. You're reaching so hard, and I appreciate it a lot. Yeah, I appreciate that. I'm trying to help you out. You said Nathan Drake and I was like, okay, I could kind of, I can do it now. I think in a, in a, because this is, the internet works in little bursts and clips. In a clip, I'm going to look like the dumbest person on the planet.
Starting point is 00:46:28 And maybe with the entire video, I'm going to look like the dumbest person on the planet. But if you take into consideration that they went, Nathan and. Drake for Holmes, you could see where my brain went. Yeah. We have a big PlayStation. They love PlayStation. They love Nathan Drake. I love that. And he's in that one bar fight scene. Exactly. Which we all remember. Under Indiana Jones, you have Captain Falcon with 31 votes. Under that Hulk with 25,
Starting point is 00:46:50 under that ballrog with 24 and under that Osira with 21 votes. Asura from Asura's wrath. Oh, sick. Okay. I don't know they were a fist user. Asura has like six fists. And he's using all of them, like the entire game. Fist and left and right. He's punching like crazy in that game. He can't help. Good.
Starting point is 00:47:10 Going back a few. Yeah, I got one more for you. So when I asked you in round one to name a video game character who lives in a house. Our sixth place, our sixth place answer with 76 votes would have been Banjo Cizui who lives in a house. Under that, you have Lara Croft with 69 votes.
Starting point is 00:47:28 Nice. Still past mansion, yeah. Under that, Donkey Kong once again with 56 votes. I'm nowhere to be seen. Under that, Joel from the last of us with 50 votes. We are so cooked as a people here. I'm a seventh place, eighth place warrior. Eddie brought this up earlier, but it's like, and we all know.
Starting point is 00:47:43 We play this game long enough. Like, you can always default to God of War last of us uncharted. Like, the chance of one of those being there. Until you can't. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's thing is Carl banked on it for the wrong. The wrong product.
Starting point is 00:47:56 If you said it here, that's 50 points. You said it in the wrong place. Then under Joel, you had CJ from San Anjua's 22 votes. And under CJ. That's a good one. Under C.J., you have Eareth. Arith's house is a big deal too, yeah. Yep, yep.
Starting point is 00:48:08 She does live in it. And that is it for all the other prompts. Man, you really had Nathan Drake. Like, that was crazy. I can't believe that happened. I can't believe he did that to me. That's the way it works. Barrett?
Starting point is 00:48:18 What's the final score? The final score coming in last place. By a country mile, but you know what? He had a fun time. Is Greg Miller happy about it? Probably not. It was Carl Jacobs for Team. Blue.
Starting point is 00:48:34 Add a two to the front. 50 points. So it looks cooler. In second place. So close. So close. Yet so far, once again, always the Bridesme, never the bride.
Starting point is 00:48:46 It is Andy, the Nitro Rifle Cortez for Team 4 with 260 points. And our winner for this kind of feudy, he cannot be stopped. It is Tim Geddy's for Team Orange with 270 points. Who's going to stop me? Carl, I just want to say, I've known you for, what, seven years? And, like, you just not changed. You were the exact same person who I met. Which is exciting.
Starting point is 00:49:14 Me and Blessing, I have a great relationship. And before the show wraps, obviously, we had the announcement that we wanted to announce. Yes, of course. Go for it. So you co-signed this announcement. I did, yeah. Okay, sweet. I'm not sure if Greg's still in the building.
Starting point is 00:49:30 But the announcement was, I'm excited to announce. that stars plural does indeed mean three stars. Three stars. Three, that's more than Greg even was asking or pushing for. So even when I get last place, Team Blue's getting a star, baby. Oh, no, let's go.
Starting point is 00:49:52 Wait all along. Worked like a dream. Am I right, Andy? Sure. You fell right to the trap. You thought that I actually think Sponged by. You thought that I would say Sponged by. No one would say.
Starting point is 00:50:05 Punch Bob? Literally, dumbass! I'm being an idiot! Yeah! Damn. Well, there you have it. Three, Tim.
Starting point is 00:50:16 Yeah, three. So how many stars do I have? How would you, like... Well, for bringing up the star standings, of course, coming into this episode, Team Blue came in with two stars, team orange came in with three, Team Purple came in with zero stars. Team Orange, and, excuse me, just earned their fourth star of the season. Wow.
Starting point is 00:50:32 It's such huge. I'm doing better than Andy. Okay. Oh yeah Eddie I need you to get away in here man Me too Tim, me too
Starting point is 00:50:40 Fucking Pikachu over Pac-Man A Pac-Man over Pikachu is crazy to me His whole thing is being Yellow It's crazy to me I mean Pac-Man
Starting point is 00:50:49 You know older than Pikachu Been around longer He's just like that man It's like Pikachu He's Pikachu I love the argument for Barrett That like I get where you're coming from But it's also very funny
Starting point is 00:50:58 Funny to say That Pac-Man's whole thing Is being yellow Am I wrong? Am I wrong? If I said Pac-Man First, everybody would have been like idiot, Pikachu was right there.
Starting point is 00:51:07 And then you would have gotten the 50-point answer, and you would have seemed like a fucking genius. No, that's for visiting history! I mean, did the first Pokemon game, that barely even had color in it. Exactly. Pokemon Yellow is the game. How are he supposed to know?
Starting point is 00:51:19 Pokemon Yellow! How many PS2 greatest hits did either of those have? That's a great point. That's a really good thing. Actually, Pacman, I'm sure, had a bunch with all those weird-ass media collections. Oh, we. Ladies gentlemen, that's been another episode of Game Showdown.
Starting point is 00:51:33 Carl Jacobs, thank you so much for joining us. It's been a fantastic episode. I need a redemption episode. Oh, come by whenever you want. Yeah, I could be on either of your guys too much. Let's keep you with Greg. Feels right. Of course, this has been Game Showdown, your nerdy trivia show.
Starting point is 00:51:48 We'll be back next week with a new episode. Until next time, it's been our pleasure to serve you.

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