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Episode Date: October 30, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This episode's brought to you by Arc Raiders, a multiplayer extraction adventure video game set in a lethal yet vibrant future Earth. Available now for PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X&S, and PC, Arc Raiders.com. What's up everybody? Welcome to the kind of funny games cast for Thursday, October 30th, 2025. I'm one of your host, Greg Miller, alongside Forbes 30 under 30, AKA, New York Game Ward's nominated A. K.A. Leftover, Poppy. Blessing. Eddie O. Yay, Jr. Good day, Greg.
Starting point is 00:00:44 How was that Reese's piece? How was that Reese's cup? Lovely. Yeah? It was very good. Overrated candy. No, it's not. I said it. No, it's not. Peanut butter stinks. It doesn't stink. It's just overrated. Peanut butter out of my chocolate. I don't need it.
Starting point is 00:00:56 I, that's a very upsetting thing. I don't like Carmel is fine. Okay. But that caramel is respected the level of Carvel should be respected. No one's over here living and dying for it. What's your goat then? Oh, what? just candy.
Starting point is 00:01:09 If I was going there, I mean, I'm either getting a mounds or a crunch bar. Jesus Christ. I like that. Not even an almond joy? No, fuck almond joy.
Starting point is 00:01:15 Get the nut out of here. Oh my God. It's all about the nut. It's all about the nut. Just let me enjoy the chocolate. I don't eat a goddamn nut here. This taste buds have been destroyed by eight. A fucking mound is insane.
Starting point is 00:01:24 I mean, it comes from the guy that has no beans inside of his burritos. Yeah. Look how fast I am. Greg has the taste buds of somebody who watched his fucking media in black and white. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:01:35 A mound's bar? y'all that's a great one I've always liked mounds even as a kid you like heat bars? No oh he's if he said I thought he would say yes on that you like hard candy
Starting point is 00:01:47 I thought was original yeah I thought it was original I know you do I do like we already talking we made funny you on a show about that oh we did I didn't know you actually liked it
Starting point is 00:01:57 but oh I do actually that's actually hilarious I fuck with I have some of my in my car actually I think no I actually have the what was the the strawberry ones. Remember those ones that got discontinued?
Starting point is 00:02:08 Oh, I love them. Yeah, they brought them back recently and I have some in the car. It's a little treat for me. He's a master of hype, Snowback, Mike. Good morning, Greg. Great to see your smiling face. Hello, King of Halloween, my friend.
Starting point is 00:02:19 Good to see you. I don't like you. I don't like you calling him King of Halloween two episodes in a row. I thought he was King of Halloween. Oh. Yeah, who we gave it to... I was like to believe.
Starting point is 00:02:27 We gave Janet and Sage. Sage, yeah, yeah. Okay. We were sick of fighting about it. Yeah. Well, he was a former king. No, you never cared. No, I always cared.
Starting point is 00:02:36 About King of Halloween? That's because I love the holiday. Name the Halloween colors again, bless you guys. Orange and black. How could somebody forget that? How can anybody forget that? Rounding out the quartet. It's the tastemaker, Roger Pekorni.
Starting point is 00:02:49 I'm obsessed with this quartercade thing, you and I talked about on the KFGD. Yeah? I think I might buy one. I missed it. Give me the drive. So it's a Kickstarter that is still going on right now, 23 days left to go. It's called The Quartercade. And it is a mini PC that this person is hand-making.
Starting point is 00:03:04 He said that he only made. makes like $30 per these devices, but like you can run a fuck ton of games and they're just small little, you know, small little PC console hybrid right there. It's like, oh fuck, that's exactly what I want. Three hundred fifty bucks, I think it is? Not bad. What can it, like, so is it running old games? He's able to run like Eldon Ring
Starting point is 00:03:19 on it too. Okay. So it's like, of course it's going to depend per game or whatever, but that's what I Xbox console. Yeah, this is this is it got leaked. This is with them trying trying to figure it out right now. How much is it? $350. Oh, wow. Yeah. So this guys is out there, I think $400 for the early bird if you want it right now.
Starting point is 00:03:35 But yeah, really cool stuff. I think I might support right now. Wow, look at that. Roger's going to do it. He's going to swipe the car. I might swipe the card too. I like that. I want a living room PC and this might be the moment here.
Starting point is 00:03:45 That's pretty sick. What kind of graphics card is in it? I can read the specifications. This is a Kickstarter you said? Yeah, it's Kickstarter. And I should listen to Games Daily, you said? Yeah, Games Daily. I like listening on the way home, so it puts me at a gym.
Starting point is 00:03:57 So he has the Quatercade regular and he has a Quarcade Pro. And they're using APUs, so CPUs that also have GPUs that also have GPU power it's a so they're running amd risons uh one of them is an amd risin 5-7640 hs and the other one is the pro version is the amd rison 77840 hs i need to do more research on that and how well that's going to run games but you know when you see these fucking amd models was that godfall what game was that i haven't seen that game in ages that was a game and it can run all the hot games like godfall but i saw him playing eldon ring on that so i'm going to do some more research
Starting point is 00:04:35 see what games that it can run. But it seems like it's kind of what I'm looking for right now. Upgradable too. Oh my gosh. Wow. We'll have to get a review for me on the Kind of Funny Gamescast because that's what we do each and every weekday. We run you through the biggest topics in video games.
Starting point is 00:04:48 Whether they be reviews, previews, or just things we need to talk about. We cover it all on the Kind of Funny Gamescast live on Twitch. dot TV slash Kind of Funny Games. YouTube.com slash Kind of Funny Games. Podcast services around the globe. I thought we said we don't do it on Gamescast. Andy said we don't do it on Gamescast and I agree with them. but I know Greg does it wrong
Starting point is 00:05:06 I'm gonna follow Greg's gonna do Greg eats hard candy for fun I don't eat hard candy he does That's crazy That's worse Yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:05:15 Well it's just weird That some people are so anti-cocanut You know what I mean But you're anti-nut Oh yeah Because they suck No kidding You know what I mean
Starting point is 00:05:22 Nuts They I believe in nut segregation Whoa Whoa I don't like the S What side and what side Where are they going
Starting point is 00:05:32 What nuts are being segregated Oh No, I just, they should... Nuts should stay in their own bowl. They want almonds over here. No, no, no. All types of nuts can hang out together, but they shouldn't be hanging off my chocolate.
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Starting point is 00:06:19 YouTube.com slash Kind of Funny Games. You can be part of this year show by super chatting and being in there. Housekeeping for you. We're an 11-person business, all about live talk shows. Kind of Funny Games Daily was all about Animal Crossing, New Horizons,
Starting point is 00:06:31 switch to edition being announced, out of the blue. All these directs you got, you could talk about it, tease it at, make a big... 12 minutes, though. 12 minutes. Sackeray had to get that whole direct to him. Oh, of course. After this, you're going to get Predator Killer of Killers in review.
Starting point is 00:06:48 Then the boys are streaming Battlefield 6 for an Nvidia sponsored stream. Are you stoked, Mike? So stoked. I can't stop thinking about this battle royale right now. I love that. I love this. It's so good.
Starting point is 00:06:58 If you're a kind of funny member, today's Greg Way is... It's actually 17 minutes, it turns out, of my thoughts on Animal Crossing Switch 2 after watching the video this morning. Thank you to our Patreon producers, Carl Jacobs, Omega Bustra and Delaney the Somme Twining. Today we're brought to you by Ark Raiders, we'll tell you about that later.
Starting point is 00:07:13 For now, let's begin the show with what is, and forever will be, topic of the show. It is nearly the best day of the year. October 31st, Halloween. Of course, after October 31st,
Starting point is 00:07:30 the year falls off. It's just done. You got what, a week until Thanksgiving, then like three days till Christmas, nobody's working, no news is happening, then it's New Year's. And when we think of New Year, we think of new beginnings and how well I'm going to do in Fantasy Critic 2026. I'm really stoked for Fantasy Critic 2026. But of course, before we get there, we do need to land a plane that is kind of funny gamescast, fantasy critic 2025. So today's Gamescast is your final look at where we're at right. now before, of course, we get to next year.
Starting point is 00:08:04 See who actually wins the whole damn thing. If you haven't been following along, pull your car over right now. Go to kindof funny.com slash KF League, and you can look in live on our fantasy critic. If you've never seen one of these and don't know what we're talking about, of course, fantasy critic is basically fantasy football or fantasy baseball or fantasy anti-sports for video games at the beginning of the year or really whenever you wanted to start your own. But for us, beginning of the year, we all came together. We went through and drafted five games, right?
Starting point is 00:08:31 And then we fill out the, you do a draft five games. Then you go through and you bid on other games and try to outbid each other to get games on your team. You can drop games ad games, games, but the long and short of it is that throughout the year, these games get reviewed on Open Critic and the number of points they get above 70 is added to your team. The number of points they get below 70 is subtracted from your score. Then at the end of the year, you see who has the highest score. There are all a matter of little things that change. Counterpicks.
Starting point is 00:08:58 Huh? Counterpicks as well. Exactly. There's a whole that. when you get above 90, the score changes, but just elevator pitch to keep you on with us, we thought we would do that. We have quite the jam-packed league of folks this year,
Starting point is 00:09:11 and I can't tell you, you know, every time I listen to one of our shows, and I see all of a sudden, Andy say, well, we don't pound the table on it. It's like, I don't care what you do with it. It's jazz, but I'm always so pleased to see y'all doing things I invented. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:09:27 These run of shows, these things, the cadence, you're all crushing it. And the way that Roger Picorni and Snow Bike Mike have been the slimyest little shits this entire fantasy critic year has made me so fucking happy. As they've wheeled, they've dealed, they've gone in the discord to try to sway things for the official. I'm so proud of these two little shit. Thanks, Greg. Yeah, we're cheated. We're cheating.
Starting point is 00:09:52 We're cheating. We're cheating. Just so you guys know. Definitely cheating. We're going to have another episode. I've not told Greg this. We're going to have the Fantasy Critics Summit. where we come together and we figure out
Starting point is 00:10:02 what the fuck to do with this thing. I'm sick of them. Me and Mike have some idea. I like that. I'm going to put you both on the same. In reality blessing, what have they done? It's all been within the letter of the law. I don't think they, I know. As somebody who was false.
Starting point is 00:10:15 He was breaking the rules. Ah, you know. He was trying to trade Mike Ninja Guyton for in an exchange, Mike would help him make the argument about the remakes. That isn't the rules. That is in the rules. That is not the rules.
Starting point is 00:10:27 You know what? I'm down to have this summit, because we have a lot of things we'd like to bring to you. That's a great. Commissioner, you know what I mean? Like, we have ideas. We have things to make it better. We see the future.
Starting point is 00:10:37 We see the future. We see the future of what this league can be. And we have some, we have some interesting people who we think we can bring into this league to kind of even it out and make it more fair. No, no. Yeah, we have some really good people.
Starting point is 00:10:48 I like it. I like that. Their pitch is going to be having someone else be commissioner to take over your spot. Their pitch is going to be, oh, Nick Scarpino can make all major decisions. We have another person. And Joey. It just feels like underneath. this blessing leadership
Starting point is 00:11:01 there have meant a lot of false accusations thrown around. Of course, I was demonized for trading Starfield back in the day. Demonized. Demonized. Unfairly demonized. Exactly. It was all under the law. And a totally legal and fair trade. Two consenting adults. That led to me winning
Starting point is 00:11:17 that year. You know what I mean? I'll put an asterisk next to put an asterisk. You don't need that. I did what I need to do and win. And because of this legal, fair trade. Like actual money and Gary book bunch of shit. Barrett, this is one of the things. You're one of those horrible people on the internet who reads the headline and thinks they know the whole story. No, I feel like I lived through it.
Starting point is 00:11:35 No money was paid. Maybe I used the in-game dollars. And then I gave away free advertising for Gary's book. That's what I did. All right. I did a gun dog ad. You know what I mean? And then the next year we said you could no longer do that kind of stuff and I've never done it again.
Starting point is 00:11:48 Yeah. But you know who did. Well, you know what caused us. That's hearsay. But also we didn't even go through. We weren't allowed to trade. Yeah. Because of Greg's action that were totally fair and legal, you took the guard.
Starting point is 00:11:59 that year. Since then, we've said you can't do that. Well, yeah. Well, we lost the ability to trade. And that's a big question mark in the league. Huge question mark. That is something in the league that should be viable and being able to do. That's a basic law of any fantasy. Two consenting adults should be allowed to trade. Of any fantasy league. You admitted that you were trading off of cheating. No cheating. We're just in the discord. We're talking to people having a civil
Starting point is 00:12:20 conversation. I didn't know you're anti-comberation. You're trying to push games to be tagged as certain things that maybe they shouldn't be. And you're getting a in exchange for giving him Ninja Guide in four. Well then they didn't even go through. Didn't go through. If I go into a bank and I try to rob the bank if I got jams and I don't get the money, I still broke the fucking. Also, who has
Starting point is 00:12:43 Ninja Guideon 4 right now? Mike. Yeah, because I dropped it. Yeah, he dropped. Because you told me I couldn't trade. So then I used my legal and fair trades and drops. We got there. We got there. Well, you didn't even know that we can do trades or can't do trades. So, you know, There's been a lot of moving, a lot of shaking in here. So let's just bring you up to speed, just at a top level, what we're at right now in terms of who are placed where, all right?
Starting point is 00:13:07 So currently in first place, it is the one, the only, the master of hype, Snowbike Mike. The publisher name is Team Andy made me pick it. Currently, he has 121 points. I'm just rounding up like I think they do on your things as well. He also has a budget of $5. What is interesting here if he's going to do anything about that? Thank you. Right behind him is a man very legal, Roger.
Starting point is 00:13:27 A-Lo games. A-Lo-free game. 106 right now. Second place right there. But right behind him, hot on his tail is the one and only Andy Cortez-Nitre rifle games in third place with 105 points.
Starting point is 00:13:40 So just one point really separating those two. Behind them. In fourth place is blessing. 103 points behind them. Of course, Sad Boy, Barrett, boss baby productions, about 95 points. Behind them,
Starting point is 00:13:52 Paris Lilly with positivity P, 93 points in six place. then a humongous drop off. Greg Miller, Ecto 1 games. I still have two games to come out if that matters. 59 points in 7th place. And then behind me, Tim Getty's let Tim publish 56 points.
Starting point is 00:14:09 Yeah, as long as I can beat Tim, which is going to be tough. Which is going to be difficult. I will be happy if I can get out of here. You know, it's weird. Of course, Tim has the crown. I think, correct me if I'm wrong, is it that Tim won last year and I won the year before that?
Starting point is 00:14:22 Is that the lineage? So it's funny that we're now in the fucking cellar doing this goddamn thing. Mike? What's your key to success? Well, my key to success was listening to my best friend, Danny Cortez, and following his, you know, ever guidance on what games I should pick. And that's what's really led me to hear. But no, truly and honestly, it's been pandering to the audience because the audience knows best.
Starting point is 00:14:44 And they were the ones who put me on to Trails in the Sky, First Chapter. And I'm just so happy I followed them and listened to them. I also bet on the audience with Kingdom Come Deliverance, too. I believed in a small studio from France, Expedition 33. I did. So, like, I really, I shot from the hip and I believe. Mike is a fascinating thing if you were an audio listener and can't see the screen right now on this team
Starting point is 00:15:08 where he currently has two zeros locked, and he's still in first place with 121 points. So again, the way it works is that if you put, when we draft games, everybody on the thing has to make a counterpick. When someone counterpicks one of your games, basically they're saying that game won't come out this year and so you're locked in with the zero or I believe that game will not perform as well as the other one. So hopefully if it drops below 70 points on Open Critic, I would get points for it or, you know, it's just the lesser of all the evils available. So right now, Mike's, with his number one pick took Grand Theft Auto 6 of course.
Starting point is 00:15:44 I counterpick that locking it in. That means he's guaranteed zero points on that one. But after that, Expedition 33, of course, getting him 24 points. kingdom come deliverance to 19 points Trails in the sky first chapter 20 points Then hyper light breaker Oof not you know another lock in there I've not coming so he's locked into zero points
Starting point is 00:16:03 After that the first berserker Not the last berserker Kazan 11 points donkey Kong Bananza 23 points EA college football 26 14 points Which I did not believe I told John I told you got him for 12 points And then he still has An open slot to pick
Starting point is 00:16:21 he can find a 99. What are you going to draft, Mikey? Yeah, Greg, you know, this episode was really a little kind of a pressure cooker for me because everybody looked at me and said, you're going to make your last selection here on the stream. And I said, I'm not doing that on the show. No, no. Okay, you have to wait on my time here.
Starting point is 00:16:36 Yeah, you're number one. And so I have some picks I want to talk about with the team. I do just want to highlight, you know, I've been under a lot of pressure this year with Fantasy Critic. As you know, I had the second pick in the draft that you brought up, Greg. And I kind of, my hand was forward. to pick Grand Theft Auto 6. On the first player, of course,
Starting point is 00:16:54 Sad Boy Barrett, he had the option. Really weighed out. Do you believe that they will delay this game, or do you pick Grand Theft Auto 6? And he believed in the delay, and he got Monster Hunter Wilds. Now as number two, I was really forced my hand of like, now where do I feel, but I feel like you had to pick it.
Starting point is 00:17:12 You had to pick it. If you were in my shoes. Nobody else here thought that game was coming out this year. Well, here's the problem. You weren't second pick, so you wouldn't approve. Exactly. That he got you. That's a good point.
Starting point is 00:17:23 If only somebody was first pick and skipped. Just so you know. So like I got stuck behind the ball right there. And then I had a delicate dance if you rewind the tape. I really encouraged a lot of people to maybe counterpick my team which was, you know, putting the target on my back. That was a bad idea. I have a silly idea.
Starting point is 00:17:39 But you did that because you didn't want anybody to counterpick Indiana Jones, which honestly was a good counterpick for you. I saw that as well. Thank you very much, Bair. I appreciate And I just want to make sure of this. Your first five games on your team here up to Hyperlight Breaker were all drafts, right? Like that's all like day one picks.
Starting point is 00:18:00 That is correct. That's crazy. Yeah, thank you so much. And so I followed Andy Cortez with Hyperlight Breaker. He loves Hyperlight Drifter. He loves that studio. He really believes in them. And that was one like I looked into my best friend's eyes and I just believed in the
Starting point is 00:18:15 Nitro rifle and he betrayed me. I tracked that one last year as well. and that also was the same situation. So I got to look to you. I was like, why are you doing that? You're like, this is the one. And that was one of those unfortunate where someone counterpicked it. I don't know which one of you did.
Starting point is 00:18:28 I think Andy did. It came out early access, didn't receive enough reviews to get a score. So I got very lucky. Then the team a couple months later was like, hey, hold up. We're like halting production on this, which then put it on to the, it won't release this year category where I could have dropped it, but unfortunately I wasn't able to get out of it.
Starting point is 00:18:46 So that gave me the two zeros. So now we moved a little bit forward. I bet on First Preserker Kazan. It got me 11 points. Would a perfect... I'll tell you, you want 15 points and above. You're playing fantasy critic with your friends. Your target goal is always 15 and above, right?
Starting point is 00:19:02 In a perfect world, you're probably not going to get that, but you're aiming for that. And so I had to make a big move, blessing. And this is where when we go to the Fantasy Critic Summit, I'm going to raise my hand and I'm going to propose something. As many of you know, a lot of you like to sit on your cash. A lot of you are afraid to say, spend it on like big Mike who's willing to throw it down.
Starting point is 00:19:21 How much did you bid on Donkey Kong? Thank you. I think it was more than what the game is actually worse. I wasn't afraid to stiff arm, Barrett, and the rest of my opponents to keep the best games for myself. And so I splurts because what is $89 at the end of the game going to do for me? And that's why I propose a new idea. All of the money that you have left in your bank account at the end of the
Starting point is 00:19:48 year gets turns into points or half points. So to encourage you to maybe make smarter biz or maybe you understand this. Maybe your favor. Well, no, this would hurt me because I don't have any points. It would do Tim a big benefit because Tim has $96 left. He didn't do anything. Tim has no idea how the game is played. So I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:20:08 Tim would. So busy anticipating the birth of his daughter. Got a real life going on. What if we turn? What if we turn the money into points at the end? What? No, that's terrible idea. I'm even against you on that one.
Starting point is 00:20:22 I mean, like, chat. Because, like, Tim played the game badly. We shouldn't award Tim for playing the game badly. You saw the potential in Dotcom, Benza and saved your money and went, oh, I have 80 whatever dollars to spend here. I feel like that's the game we're playing. Let me tell you on this. You have $23.
Starting point is 00:20:38 You would get 23 points. Here's what I'll say. The game needs to be played on the page. We can't come in with, this is like, Monopoly, where all of a set of free parking, put all your money in the middle. No, we're not breaking the game where it's going to be, we look back and like, okay, well, Roger has the crown, but because of Mike's weird shit, actually regularly, the guy who had, like, no, it's definitely whatever is happening on the page has to be on the game.
Starting point is 00:21:01 I can see what options they have on the website, because maybe if they have it, then maybe we throw it out there, but return to it then, of course. I go to EA sports college football. I believed in that. It was year number two. I thought they would make improvements. They did that. Ninja Guy in four, me and Roger, this is when me and Roger started.
Starting point is 00:21:17 cheat. Okay, this is what we haven't been cheating. This is when we started to cheat. We were cheating. It's full, like, mask off, magna. It's like, yeah, we're doing it. We were keeping. This is what Roger promised me, Ninja Guidant 4 would be, would deliver.
Starting point is 00:21:34 And by the points there, it didn't deliver. That's not true. Now that is Mike doing his mic thing where I looked at him and I was like, hey, Mike, I don't want Ninja Guidein 4. I don't think this game is going to be great. Yeah. But also, I want to get Crimson Desert. And then I want to drop that and then have a free drop space, right?
Starting point is 00:21:50 So that was the game we're playing. But I told you straight up. I was like, I don't think this game is going to be going to be amazing. Clearly I was wrong. I mean, this game has an 82. Still great. That's a great. But like I said, 85 or above.
Starting point is 00:22:00 And so now we get to my final pick. And that's what today's episode is all about, was putting the president on. What is it? Reveal what his final pick is. These people, these opponents, my competitors, okay, audience out there, fine, incredible human beings in the audience out there. These Gibronies here at this desk and out there are trying to put pressure on me to select the game today. And I'm not going to do that, okay?
Starting point is 00:22:25 But I will tease you with some of the games. Just for a record, too, if you've never done Fantasy Craig before, he could bid on a game today. And then the bids process still in two days. So it's not even like... Well, here's the catch. Nobody else can bid. So like, it is my game no matter what. It would be one thing if you guys can slide in a bid.
Starting point is 00:22:41 You can't bid. Right. You're looking a little weird. I mean, I do believe that like I still have... Greg Silga has drops and he has a lot of money. I have drops money and I have the ability. We have to go. When we get to mine, we need to talk about Moonlight. We'll see. We'll see. I like that you got the, I like that you got the five.
Starting point is 00:22:54 Stand back and stand aside. Okay. Stand down. You're not a player. You're not a player. Okay. And it's him that could be involved in. We got some ideas for the summit. We got some ideas to the summit. Now, Roger put a lot of pressure on me here at the end of like, Mike, you need to select ball X pits. And I really trusted Roger. And I was like, I was 75% of the way there. And then Roger did the most Roger fucking move and selected it in his damn self.
Starting point is 00:23:25 And that really upset me. I looked at you for maybe months. I said, hey, man, this is the game to get. And you said, I don't know. Andy says it might not be that great. I don't know. I don't know. And I was like, fuck you.
Starting point is 00:23:36 I'm taking it then. And he's like, okay. And then he's doing the mic thing where he's doing one word answers. I'm like, I need a look out for myself for once. While we're here, why don't we look at second place? I lo games. A low reach. A low reach.
Starting point is 00:23:51 We got Roger with his first pick. Took Ghost of Yote. Got 17 points off of that. Second pick, Metroid Prime 4 Beyond. We will see in December. We will see. That's impressive. South of Midnight brought in seven points.
Starting point is 00:24:04 Zeno Blade Chronicles X definitive edition brought in 17 points. Here we go. The Talos principle reawakened. God. That was a great pick. The Elder Scrolls fucking self. Four, oblivion. Remaster brings in 12 points.
Starting point is 00:24:17 Tony Hawk's pro skater three plus four brings in 13 points. Keeper 12 points, Final Fantasy tactics. That's where we worked. 17 points. That's where we worked. Ball cross pit, 17 points. His counterpick of Claire obscure lost in 24 points. Yeah, I'm going to have to talk about that.
Starting point is 00:24:34 He would run away with it right now. But currently, I would call that and was like, ah, it's too original. Yeah, that's exactly what happened. 106 points currently. But yes, blessing while we're here, Commissioner, talk to me a little bit about why we all grown when we get to. Zeno Blade, Talos principle, Elder Scrolls 4, Tony. Not all.
Starting point is 00:24:51 And Final Fantasy Tactics. It's the thing where... It's the thing where... You play that game with the full remake. I'm not going to get too mad at Roger because they're... Playing the game? He's playing the game. There are rules set for remake, reimagining, and remasters.
Starting point is 00:25:04 And what's allowed and what's not allowed. Remasters aren't allowed. And you might look at Roger's list and go, Oh, Elder Scrolls for Oblivion remaster. Doesn't that fit? Well, according to the Fantasy Critic website, they look at that. they go, well, no, that remaster is actually a remake. And we weren't part of that discussion.
Starting point is 00:25:20 We're not judging off of the title. We're judging off of what the game is, which fair. It's weird. It's a whole thing. So I don't groan at that necessarily. Will that be a thing that comes up in the summit? Who knows? There's somebody's a complaint.
Starting point is 00:25:32 We can talk about it. But I'm mainly grown when we get to the Discord conversations. Okay. And the wheel and dealing that goes on behind the scenes with Roger and Mike. I mean, we could talk about that, right? I mean, these conversations are out in the open. These are not private conversations. You can join the Discord at any time.
Starting point is 00:25:49 It says it right there at the top. You can press the button. You join it right there. I'd like to shut this down. I did also join. Just to keep an eye on whatever. Of course. And all we're doing is we're just putting out our opinions.
Starting point is 00:26:01 And we've gotten, you know, being like, hey, that's a good idea. Roger and Mike. But sometimes, most of the times it's a lot of, I don't worry about it. We'll figure out our discussion, Roger and Mike. What are some of the games you tried to make arguments for? Well, we made it an argument for Final Fantasy Evil Leach Chronicles because that game is quite literally a remake. Sure, sure. What about Super Mario Galaxy wanted to?
Starting point is 00:26:20 Okay, well, we'll talk about that in second. They added new pages to the book. Yeah, I made that distinction. I said, hey, everybody, I think this should be a partial remake because they added some new storybooks, storybook pages, and they said, uh, no. And I was like, okay, that's fair. You guys are the judges? You guys are the judge, jury, and executioners?
Starting point is 00:26:35 I understand it. Uh, but Evil East Chronicles, Mike and I, we did put our two cents out there because there was an article from the director who said that they lost all the code of the game, the entire code of the game. So they had to rebuild the entire game from. scratch. I think that sounds like a partial remake. At the very least.
Starting point is 00:26:51 At the very least. I mean, I'm not mad at it. And it also has voice acting. So that's, that's a partial remake. I want to get mad at it. That one's fair.
Starting point is 00:26:57 That one's fair. I don't think anything, anything that I've argued here is unfair. Zeno Blade Chronicles. Hold on. Yep. Tell us. Well, first of all,
Starting point is 00:27:04 Zeno Blitz Principle. Well, talk about Talus Principle because you said that. Talus Principle is fully remade in in Unreal Engine 5. Fully remit. Fully remade. I don't know what all of that.
Starting point is 00:27:14 Zeno Blade Chronicles X definitive edition. I've made the distinction before. Have you played Zinovadov's X before? I played the definitive edition. You played the original. I know about it. So you will never know. You will never know what they've changed.
Starting point is 00:27:27 No one knows what they've changed. They have new content in it. I don't buy it on the page. Fantasy critic says it's legal. There's new. There is new content of it. There is new content inside of it. Right?
Starting point is 00:27:39 But what is that? That's a partial remix. And here's the problem. Tell me one new content, Rod. I don't know. I don't have to know anything. I'm telling you. The information is out there.
Starting point is 00:27:45 The machine allows it. And that's thing is, I can't get mad at it because the website deems it is so. Exactly. So we're just talking. It's not like Mike and I came in there and said, this is what needs to happen because we're the number one fantasy critic influencers. No, they've said no to us. They said no to us multiple times. As commissioner, if you guys were doing anything here that was like, you know, shady or actual cheating.
Starting point is 00:28:04 If I'm offering a Venmo, then you can get after. Yeah, exactly. I would have stepped in and being like, no, Rocky. Have you offered to Venmo? He has. He's a hundred percent. He has. He thought about it. Jesus, Christ.
Starting point is 00:28:14 But everything. Roger has done here is all technically legal. And I fucked myself. It's all perfect. It's all perfectly legal. I have fucked myself. I mean, clearly with the Expedition 33-1. Again, I will stand by it in the sense that I did that before the second, like the actual
Starting point is 00:28:29 like gameplay drop of that trailer happened and the developer director, which was in January or February around there. I think it was in January. This was like the initial reveal trailer, I think at Game Awards. Right. So I saw the big names. I saw Charlie Cox. I see
Starting point is 00:28:45 fucking Gollum in there. He's in this game. He's in this game. And I'm like, I don't know, man. Like, it's such a, you're trying, you have all these amazing, incredible inspirations, how it's a small team. Are you guys going to be able to do it? I bet against a small team. Clearly I was in the world. It felt like a very ambitious, like almost too ambitious project for such a small new team that has had experience before. Like I was right there with you, Roger. Or at the beginning of the year, I was, I was a doubter of this game. But yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:14 Yeah, so, you know, I'll take that big L. I'll take that big L, and next year I'm going to learn. I'm going to counterpick just, just fucking, I'm going to find, yeah, I'm going to find GTA6. A thing that I learned of, obviously, when it comes to the counterpicks, it comes down to, you know, like, games that are, the games that we have, the option to counterpick, right? Like, I think when you're either the last counterpick or when you're in that last few, it is, all right, what's the lesser of all these evils? Yep. I was looking at a page, I already lost it, so I'll see if I can find it again, that broke down. down the stats over the years of like what were the best counterpicks were the worst
Starting point is 00:29:48 counter picks and all this stuff and funny enough the best ones are always games to get delayed into the next year yeah yeah it's so rare that we have a game that's listed that gets scored below a 70 or gets canceled like ever wild which is what i should have done or everwild is that one uh no you're thinking of the celeste yeah the celeste follow up which i was like i was the game i drafted i was kicking myself yeah that was i think with that news came out right as the claire obscure's like gameplay trailers started to come out and i was like fuck man all certain universe. I could do that.
Starting point is 00:30:15 Like I'm looking at the lowest scoring games. And this goes back to 2021. In this specific league page, it's been on and off. So don't use this gospel. But the lowest scoring games here of all time, right? Battlefield 2042 was picked by Greg. And that got us back in 2021.
Starting point is 00:30:30 I don't like this. The narrative. I look over this. I already don't like this. And that scored a 65 on Metacritic or on Open Critic. Jet the Far Shore was picked by Emron in 2021. That scored is 65. To the rescue, a dog shelter,
Starting point is 00:30:44 simulator was picked by Greg in 2021. That scored 67. And then everything else for the lowest scoring games are all did not release games. Eldon Ring. She dreams elsewhere. Zella, Tears of the Kingdom, Silk Song, Gotham Knights, Sunnis. All those scoring 70
Starting point is 00:30:59 have been the lowest scoring scores since this league has began. Gotham Knights got a 70? Well, because it didn't release the year. Oh, got you. Gotcha. Tim. Yeah, Tim picked it in 2021. Oh. You're dogging me, but look at Tim. Tim, Tim.
Starting point is 00:31:14 Tim, Tim. You're all Tim games. I think these are all games that, like, I think this is tracking from 2021, 2021, 2024, and 2025. I think between 2022 and 2022, along with 2020, those are all PS I Love You. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fair enough. Of course, we want to keep going through all of this to keep you updated on the fantasy critic moving and shaking over here that you can keep up with the kind of funny.com slash KF League. But we also thought we'd remind you right now about the fact that we couldn't do this without your support.
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Starting point is 00:32:38 2025. I knew I was forgetting something. I'm just super. Phil's for me so easy. Super Tyler puts in the chat, to be fair, to Chronicles X, the whole UI is redone, and it adds a chapter to give it an actual ending. You know what, that's a full ass remake. Hey, come on. That's a damn near new game right there. See, I gotta
Starting point is 00:32:54 respect it now. I like you as commission. You know, we might not try to change it, by the way. I might not try to change it. With what power? We have some ideas. There's a lot of super chats in here, of course. Dean says, Mike and Raj, lucky the FBI is busy with the NBA. We're next up. Hard defiance says, Mike, you're my dog, but quite
Starting point is 00:33:12 frankly, that's the worst idea I've ever heard. Ricardo says, Blessing is just jealous that Mike and Raj have been able to to ris their way to a W on Discord. And then the call out, of course, that we were just talking about off air. Football manager 26 is a 63. Bullet dodged everyone. Because Mike, yeah, you were talking about that for a while.
Starting point is 00:33:29 Yeah, we'll talk about the games that I'm looking at for my final spot. But yeah, football manager was a big one. They, of course, didn't release last year. Your hopes were that they were getting everything right. They were really dialing it in. And they had an open beta. like a week before launch or maybe two weeks before launch.
Starting point is 00:33:45 And I looked at Roger and said, I'm on the Reddit here day one and it's on fire. I don't think this is the right choice. So I avoid that one. That's a tough one because for like a good couple of years like back in 2020, 2020, one football manager was such a solid. If you need 10 to 12 points in December to like get up there,
Starting point is 00:34:04 like that was always a consistent pick. But it's a sad to see them struggling the last couple of years. So again, Mike in first place has one game left to drop in there try to make them move. Thank you. Raj in second place has Metroid Prime still on the document
Starting point is 00:34:21 December coming out. We then turn our eyes to third place, Nitro Rifle Games. That's Andy Cortez, who currently is waiting on Skate Story and Demon School and post. And again, he's at 105, so right behind y'all on your heels. Yeah. He had, Civ 7, got him
Starting point is 00:34:37 nine points with his first pick. Ouch. You know what I mean? Doom the Dark Gages 16 points. Avowed got him 10 points. Always crazy remember. Vaud came out this year. Insane. Skate story we're still waiting on. Liza P. Overture got 15 points. Ninja Guide and Ragebound got him 16 points. M.L.B. The show, 25, got him 13 points. Hell is us only got him 8 points. Damn. Yeah. Absolve him. I can never say it. Absalom. Absalom. 16 points. Yeah, we're waiting on Demon's school, right? Yeah, that was a good slide and right at the end with Absalom. Roger, with one game left to go there, a big one, Metroid Prime. Are you worried about
Starting point is 00:35:09 Andy coming in and being able to usurp you with Skate Story. Oh yeah, for sure. No, he's gonna, he's, he's gonna beat my ass. But, you know, it's, I tried and I worked hard. I remember last year, I think I was last place. I pretty sure it was last place. So I mean, I'm just looking for, this is the rebuild year. This is me trying new things, figure out the buttons work,
Starting point is 00:35:25 figuring out what's cheating, what's not cheating. Yeah, just readjusting. So I'm feeling good and I'm happy for Andy and honestly, he's doing great. And he just dropped, uh, which Brooke, which, yeah, which was delayed out of this year and he picked up Deven Schools. That was a good pick on his I'm glad I advised him to do that because, again.
Starting point is 00:35:40 Oh. I don't need to win. I just need Mike and Roger to lose. Oh, advised. Yeah. Interesting.
Starting point is 00:35:45 Advising. Well, you two are advising each other all the goddamn time. All right? It seems like we all collude, huh?
Starting point is 00:35:50 Interesting. I think Skate Story and Demon School are going to be solid ones to keep him fighting until the end of the year. But it's going to be very close, I think.
Starting point is 00:35:59 We look our eyes then at Blessing at EEO, Jr. Fourth place with Hymtendo. Of course, three games left to post for blessing. Mix tape, possessors,
Starting point is 00:36:08 and luminous. games really because mixtape ain't coming out. Mix tape is not coming out. To run you through the tail of the tape, split fiction was his number one pick, got him 21 points, humongous. Death training two on the beach, 20 points humongous.
Starting point is 00:36:21 Wander stop at 11. Mario Kart World with 17. Mix tape, which is counterpicked and locked in, of course, not looking good for coming out this year as they continue to be dead silent. What's like the best case scenario? Like, is it a shadow drop at this point? Game Awards, yeah. Yeah, game awards.
Starting point is 00:36:35 I was really worried about the idea at Xbox thing earlier this week. I was like, that might happen. It might happen. Too small. I don't know if that's a game that's a game that needs to be in the awards. You know what I mean? Like, that's the game that needs to be nominated for the awards.
Starting point is 00:36:48 Possessors, which is coming up pretty quick. Again, coming out. Bionic Bay got you 16 points. That was a great bull. Skin deep got you six points. Fuck. You picked up Luminator Eyes, which should be fucking awesome. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:59 And then consume me here with 13 points. Your counter pick was Tim's unannounced mainline Mario platformer. Good for you. Yeah. A big swing, honestly, with the 3D Mario platformer. You know, D.K. Bonanza was announced and like I'd never had like such a sigh of relief in my life of, oh shit, they're not doing it. I can't believe it. But, you know, I feel good about the picks I have except for mixtape. I think mixtape honestly is the make or break here of if that was able to come out this fall based off of your guys's summer game fest previews, I think that would have skyrocketed me into possibly second or first place. But at this point, I've lost all hope with mixtape coming out. Yeah. Yeah, sadly. I still think you have a shot honestly of like, looking at everybody for the rest of the year and what games we have left on the board. I honestly think you're going to be the one to be here,
Starting point is 00:37:45 bless, because Luminous arise, looking back at Tetris Effect, like, that's a 90, I think on Open Critic. Like, that,
Starting point is 00:37:52 like, Lou, I think Luminous arise will maybe not hit as big as Tetris Effect, but I would still imagine a high 80s, you know, and then possessors, like, I don't have a good finger on the pulse with that one,
Starting point is 00:38:05 but I know how excited people are for that game. So, like, I could see you getting anywhere from like mid-30s to like 40 points left on the board here. What's first place? Like who was the right now first place is 100. So pretty much you, Andy and Barrett are all in this with me of like if your games were to score 15 or above. You would be in the one-thirty range. And we're all having a very close battle to see wherever this goes.
Starting point is 00:38:31 Barrett has three games. I was going to say let's bring Barrett into the conversation then if you don't mind. So we have an idea of who all is still in the. mix over here. Boss Baby Productions currently has 95 points, but yes, three games left to play. Monster Hunter Wilds got bare at 19 points. Citizen Sleeper 2, Starward Vector got him 17 points. Dispatch is locked. So far, no points, right, because we're waiting to see the whole thing come out. Is that with the little... Yeah, it needs more reviews. Yeah, yeah. It's got reviews, but it's, I think it needs to be like a certain, what is it, like, well, no, it's got like eight reviews
Starting point is 00:39:07 on there, but I think they're from smaller outlets. Like there need to be like from bigger outlets or whatever. It's also a weird one because nobody's fully reviewed dispatch. Like the reviews are for episodes one and two. Yeah. I can't count towards this, right? I have no idea. But I imagine once the full season is out, like you're going to get your IGN, your
Starting point is 00:39:25 GameSpot reviews and stuff like that. I feel good about dispatch just for the reaction people are having for the first two weeks. I see that getting mid-80s at the end of the day. Unless it like falls off in like the last week. I'm like, you thinking like 82, 83 is where I'm, my prediction would be. Okay.
Starting point is 00:39:45 After that, Rift of the Necro dancer got you 10. Everhood two got you eight points. Blueprints, 20 points. Hey. Shinobi Art of Vengeance got 17 points. Then left to release,
Starting point is 00:39:56 why I'll toss in rematch got you four points, which is crazy. I would have thought that got you more. Unbeatable and Marvel cosmic invasion are still left to release this year. You counterpicked mixed. tape, which looks like it's going to pay off if it doesn't come out. Yeah, and that was the counterpicking. I was the last person to counterpick, and that was the hope that it wasn't going to come out
Starting point is 00:40:16 this year, because that game does look rad as hell. Yeah, rematch. That was a, I was really, heartbreaking. I was really riding on the high in excitement of Bless Mike and Andy on that one, and that did not pay off. All you need to do was ask us, because I would have told you that you're not going to do well. Yeah. I would have been like, no.
Starting point is 00:40:35 I don't trust any of you, though, anymore, especially because of it. those two at the desk there. I think my biggest mistake this year, honestly, was a game that I drafted day one and then dropped because I got two in my head about it because there was a DLC for an indie game and that was
Starting point is 00:40:51 we'll talk about it later, but Greg ended up picking it up with C of Star's Throws of the Watchmaker. If I hadn't dropped that, which I think after I dropped that, I picked up both Rift of the Nekker Dancer and Everhood too. I would be in a much I think easier spot and feel like a bit more safe about getting a win here.
Starting point is 00:41:10 Because of that, though, yeah, we'll see. I do think dispatch will get me probably an 84 or 85 just with like a lot of nine so far is, a lot of eight. So I really think it'll hit in the middle there. Unbeatable is a weird one. Yeah. Unbeatable has been like one of my most anticipated indie games in the last like four years since that white label demo came out. I think in 2020 or something like that.
Starting point is 00:41:37 That one I'm really looking forward to. It's coming out next week, and it's one that, like, I could see being really into rhythm games, being really into, you know, the anime vibe and what they're teasing as, like, a kind of really emotional story that has some interesting political commentary in it. I could see it being, like, one of my, like, contenders, but I could see it reviewing at, like, an 80 overall on, like, open credit or something like that. Barrett, I understand, but from the chat, we have Nicholas saying, I thought C-I stars is good. why did you drop the DLC? Because Greg and I have like had this conversation before. Like DLC never reviews as well as, uh, as an indie game. We'll talk about that.
Starting point is 00:42:18 We get to my list. Yeah. And then also the other thought was I was worried about like it was, I think it was coming out at such a busy time. I was also worried about it not getting enough reviews and enough outlets actually like giving it the time to review it. So that, that was kind of a, that was, I was, again, doubting myself a lot, and I shouldn't have.
Starting point is 00:42:40 And so, yeah, we'll see with Unbeatable. But then Marvel Cosmic Invasion, I think, is going to give me big points. Their last game, Shredder's Revenge, I think, reviewed at like an 87 or something like that. So I think Cosmic Invasion is going to get me big points to get me close here. I doubt I will take it all at the end of the year, but I'm in the conversation at least. He's in the conversation. And I want to make sure we're clear, especially for people listening who don't have all stuff in front of them. Michael,
Starting point is 00:43:08 you said he's in the conversation, right? Because, of course, 95 points, but three games left to score here. You notably left out Paris Lilly. He has 93 points, but only two games left to go. I would assume that's the answer why you're leaving him out of this conversation right now. Positiveity
Starting point is 00:43:24 P, here's the catch with Paris Lily. Kirby Air Riders, I think you're going to get a thumbs up. I think you might score about 85 or above on that. Call of Duty Blackop 7, though, is a tough one. His final two picks. here, Greg, Call Duty Blackup 7 and Little Nightmares 3 were his, hey, let's make a big move, a big bet right here.
Starting point is 00:43:43 And I think he got too excited a little too early and selected those two. I do think Call Duty Blackup 7 will review probably in the 77 to 80 range. I don't think we're going to go above 85 on that. Maybe you get to 80. I just got the guy from heroes. I think that there's a chance this one, like, is low 70s. I don't know. I think they're going to be 80.
Starting point is 00:44:06 hiding enough of the big stuff that we've talked about and it's like, ooh, why aren't we showing? Why aren't we talking about this? Games comes out, it sums out pretty soon. Yeah. But Little Nightmares 3. That was one where it's like, ooh, here's a game coming out, Halloween spooky season. Of course,
Starting point is 00:44:20 it is super massive. It's not the original team. This is one maybe we jump on. And Paris definitely beat me to this. And three points is unfortunate there. Let's run you through Paris list so far. With number one, he took Hollow Night's Silk Song. Got 22 points off at a huge get for you, Paris.
Starting point is 00:44:35 like a dragon pirate yakuza in Hawaii got him 11 points. Assassin's Creed Shadows got him 11 points. The Outer Worlds 2 got him 12 points. Adam Fall netted only 5. The Alters then got 16 points. Then as we said, Kirby Air Riders is still in play. Borderlands 4 got him 12 points. Call of Duty Black Op 7 got him no points yet.
Starting point is 00:44:54 Obviously we're waiting to see how that plays out. Little Nightmares 3 got him 3 points. And then his counterpick was Resident Evil Requiem. Great counterfeit. I still don't see what everybody else sees. I'm still convinced Kirby Air Riders. gets him like five points. No.
Starting point is 00:45:06 I feel like that's, that's wild. Do you want to watch that last direct? Yeah, man. Like, I don't get the... Sacchar put his foot in it, man. He put everything. Yeah, when you... Sacchar goes full Sakurai.
Starting point is 00:45:16 He's gone. He's gonna... Yeah, he believes in this franchise. I think this is gonna do really... And it has Nintendo on the box. Yeah. At least, 80. We'll see.
Starting point is 00:45:25 Paris, yeah, I think it's just doesn't have that third slot that you're talking about to kick it around. Those final three picks for him were the unfortunate ones, right? Like, you kind of start looking towards the end of the year. You look at what you look at
Starting point is 00:45:35 you have left after those initial first five picks. And it's tight, right? You don't have many picks to really play with. And Borderlands underperforming due to just a lot of bugs at launch and never finding its footing with the audience out there. That's an unfortunate pick at 12. Call of Duty is just a roll of the dice every year on where that is. That's like picking a sports game and hoping that this year's their breakout year. And then Little Nightmare's three. That was a roll of the dice. That's a 50-50 coin toss, in my opinion. I'm surprised that's so low. I thought that would have came in at least like an 80 or something.
Starting point is 00:46:06 It previewed so well, it seemed like, and then, yeah, just reviews. You're like, man. The worry is, yeah, if it's not the original development team, does it still have the stuff? And, you know, it looks like the reviews. He also had a co-op, but the co-op was only online co-op as well. Wait, what? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:20 Oh, that sucks. I was going to play that tonight with Lianza on the couch. I had a whole night planned. Yeah, sorry. You can play and just tell her what to do. Yeah, exactly. That's how you would. Pairs is in the chat as well, and he said,
Starting point is 00:46:32 Fable screwed him because he also picked up. favor and had to drop it. Like 25 years of Xbox held that one back. That's too bad. Next year, a big year though. We'll see. Every year. You know, campaign evolved. That'll be, that'll count. I'm excited to who picks that one.
Starting point is 00:46:50 After that, welcome to the seller. It's me and Tim. I am in second to last place with Ecto 1 games. I do still have Mina the Hollowar to play. I still do have Moonlighter 2 endless vault, which I want to talk about in a second, and then I have Octopath Traveler Zero. But obviously none of this is going to catch up.
Starting point is 00:47:06 I'm able to stay in front of Tim, which is what I want. Hey, Greg. Why don't you just drop me to the hollower? Elden Ring Night Rain was my first pick. It got me 10 points. Metal Gear Solid, Delta, Snake Eater was my second. Got me 15 points.
Starting point is 00:47:19 My third one was egregious, but it was also part of the bit. Indiana Jones in the Great Circle, The Order of the Giants. This only got me two points with my third pick. My idea, of course, was that I, you know, notoriously didn't like Indiana Jones that much, or at least as much as everyone else claims they liked it.
Starting point is 00:47:34 And so I was like, Oh, well, this is going to be their chance to get in there. I'm right there with you. That's a good game. A lot of people still talking about. Yeah, a lot of game of the year lists. Even the ones that went out. A lot of people loved Indiana Jones.
Starting point is 00:47:47 That's why I got an art top 10. Enough of you clowns were like, oh, you were wrong about it. It wasn't my personal. All you did to put it at number 10. You would have got it on our list. Not every game I play is going to be a top 10 game. Great game, you know.
Starting point is 00:47:57 Anyways, I was like, this DLC, hopefully it will be a chance. And it was not. Nobody, nobody gave that one the time of day. Then, yeah, Mina the Hollower. then Moonlighter 2, the endless vault, which again, Mina and Moonlighter still coming. Interestingly, Moonlighter 2 on our thing says will not release. This game will not release this year. In fact, Moonlighter 2 will release in Early Access this year.
Starting point is 00:48:17 This is a conversation. I did join the Fantasy Critic Discord today. Yes, you did. I don't understand what's going on. What's going on? Dan from Canada answered, your league has, quote, only needs a score, end quote, which means early access games if they get enough reviews, three times. top critics, you will get a score like Mike did last year with Hades 2.
Starting point is 00:48:37 Yep. So it is this showing up to these things with PowerPoints because I definitely explained this at the beginning. Oh, no, no, no, you did. Let's be honest. There's just so much information and then to get to hear where it pops up and I'm like, my question wasn't what's going on? I was like, Moonlighter 2 is tagged as will not release, but it's coming to early access.
Starting point is 00:48:54 Is this a thing with the league I'm in? Should I drop it or will inevitable reviews kick it up? So no, at the beginning of you do a great job of explaining. It's just a year later where now I'm hazy or, of like, wait, am I wrong? Because my belief was, if I get, I fully believe Moonlighter 2 is going to release this month and it's going to get scores at launch. Like, I'm not worried about getting three top critics.
Starting point is 00:49:13 I think it's going to, I don't think an IGN's going to hold off on it and be like, well, it's early act. I think you do early. They did kind of fuck you a little bit, though, because they said that they specifically weren't doing early access. It was like on the thing. It's even that thing where like, did they fuck me? me?
Starting point is 00:49:25 Because it was like, you hovered over and it was like, a PR person has set. And it's like, well, you can't trust a fucking PR person. They're not the developer. You know what I mean? so I'm holding on hope that that will get there whatever I like then Dan started from Canada started giving me advice though like well you may want to do this with Mina and blah blah blah and then I especially appreciate it you know my first day
Starting point is 00:49:43 on this fantasy critic thing I popped in Jim Booney responded and just goes Greg did Tim come into work today pulling a some kind of funny subreddit thread I made of a joke into this over here so I appreciate the kind of funny best friends being out there all the time anyways Moonlighter 2 is there I am committed to it I'm not letting Moonlighter go, especially since I'm already out of the fucking race, but I believe in Moonlighter too. Then we get into an interesting trio
Starting point is 00:50:07 of games. Yeah. Yeah. Wheelworld, which got me three points. Tough. To a T, which got me zero points. Super tough. Criminal. Crudling, which got me 10 points. What's notable about all three of these games is that I played them all that, and the GDC ID at Xbox thing,
Starting point is 00:50:22 came home and bid on them. In my thought being like, I thought the Wheel World demo was so good. I loved it so much. I reviewed it for us, and I was like, this did not live up to expectations I had on this game, which is heartbreaking, right? But it was that idea of I went against my own advice.
Starting point is 00:50:39 If you look back through the years of doing Fantasy Critic, early on, I've fallen for this Swan song again. This cool indie, I'm going to toss it out there. You fucking to the rescue, a dog. I'm like, people who get this are going to love this. It's like, Indies are so hard to nail.
Starting point is 00:50:55 But coming off of last year where like Barrett killed it with Bolotro and stuff like that, I was like, I got in my own head of I need to find the diamonds. That indie hit. I need to find these games that I think have the chance that have the juice that have the thing. And I thought all three of these games could.
Starting point is 00:51:10 And it was that thing. I know what I'm saying. I thought they could deliver on it. You're better on one of them. To a T being a more, like it's from nob-nobie boy director, like a weird ass game, but here's an idea that might work better with it.
Starting point is 00:51:23 And I think we had played the demo at this point at Xbox, ID at Xbox during GDC. Because remember me and you coming out of that being like, man, looking forward to this. The songs, this is a lot of fun. I also bid on this game
Starting point is 00:51:34 and I think you outbid me on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm happy I took the bullet for it. But again, now we've learned my lesson and next year,
Starting point is 00:51:41 no fucking Indies unless they've been just state. That's what I feel. No indies, no Xbox. That's what I'm going for. Except for Forza. After herdling,
Starting point is 00:51:50 I was able to pick up C.S. Throws of the Watchmaker 17 points picked up on that one. And then, like I said, that's number one. Octobath Traveler Zero is still in play for me this year.
Starting point is 00:52:00 I had counterpicked Grand Theft Auto so that's nice. And yeah, I have 59 points. Mina, Octopath. Octobot's a little weird though. I know. Because it's like that was the mobile game, right? That they're not porting to the...
Starting point is 00:52:13 It's not a port. It's a remake. It's like a spiritual success or whatever. Reimagining. There's like some of like the systems and the way they're telling the story and maybe some character stuff they're pulling from the mobile game,
Starting point is 00:52:26 but it's like kind of a new different game. Some would say. You should drop me in the hollower. No. He's not going out this here. I thought they, well, no, they delayed it, but they didn't put a new delay. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that.
Starting point is 00:52:38 Again, it just doesn't matter. I think it's a lot of points for me. And if it doesn't, I still fucking lose. So whatever. I mean, I think it'll serve Mike better is what I'm saying. Mike's at his own problems. What blessing, why are you trying to help Mike? I'm trying to help Mike.
Starting point is 00:52:50 It's fun to be the game that's going to get delayed next. Yeah. We can talk about those options, Greg, if you want to drop a game. Because I do have some high. We turn our eyes back to you. A little trade. Do we. a little legal and fair trade, Mike.
Starting point is 00:53:01 Because Greg, now it all comes down to me and my move. I don't think anyone truly on this league will make one more final move. I think it is just me here. And it is me in the driver's seat. It is my game to fumble, as the audience has said. And now I have to look at what's in front of me. And I've really took my time on this. I've missed out on some hits, ball X pit here and a couple others.
Starting point is 00:53:24 But I also have dodged some bullets by not getting too excited. Football Manager 26. I'm looking at you. And so right now, this moment, if I was to put in a bid for this week, that would be probably High Rule Warriors, age of the prison. I have that under the wire
Starting point is 00:53:40 if I wanted to get in, right? Where does that stand? Where does that going to put me? What did the last one get? Like a 90-2? Yeah. High-Role Warriors? Barrett, I need you not to step in that way.
Starting point is 00:53:51 Yeah, I was just to say, I don't think that's how high at God. We're lying right now. We're lying right now. We're cheating. But it's one of those of like, 76 was Warrior. What was the other one?
Starting point is 00:54:02 Is that, oh, Asia Klamity, 771? So if you look at my score right now at 121, and you think about Barrett blessing, Andy, I need something that is guaranteed over 15 at this point, if not reaching into the 20s, because Barrett has three spots, and all three of those games could easily score over 15s, which would skyrocket him in a heartbeat.
Starting point is 00:54:24 Andy there right behind me, he could do the same with two 15s. I need something that's going to put me, into the highest 139, if not 140 to win. You look at the list of top available games, right? A high rule obviously is at the top of it, right? But I do look at that Terminator
Starting point is 00:54:39 2D-98. Thank you. I'm super excited for that. And I know that I'm, but I feel like the kind of people who are going to be drawn to that are going to be like, man, what a cool thing. Now does that get you 15 points? That's tough. And also does that game get delayed again because they keep delaying it for like... This last one was tariffs. So you're hopeful this time
Starting point is 00:54:55 it doesn't really. You know? Yeah. So I have that one on my list is Terminator. I liked morsels from that thing we just bought. It looks very cool. Yeah, honestly, if I was in your position, I might look at morsels. Like, that's not even a joke. Okay. I think that game looks fucking off.
Starting point is 00:55:07 I haven't heard of that one. We can look that up, but I have, of course, Ano-117 packs. Ramana, you can look at the nano and hope that maybe the strategy nerds will come out. The problem with that is you got a Ubisoft title on that. And then on top of that, you saw what happened with, of course, Siv. And then also, what was that one that Xbox was doing that I picked up? that 5.5, like 72. A lot of these strategy games, it initially comes out.
Starting point is 00:55:36 The audience says, no, we want this, we want that. You mess this up. And it takes about one to two DLCs or content updates to get that right. And so the initial picks of these strategy games are very smart because they do finish up on the higher end. But the problem is, they start low. They start low because the audience, the diehard fans are not happy with what you do with. And then it's rare for people to go back later in the same year. like re-review to like change that score.
Starting point is 00:56:00 But Mike, you could trust Roger. Yeah, you could. You could trust Roger and believe that a mainline unannounced half-life game will shadow drop at the game award. That's what I've been saying this for years, man. We've been tracking Gabe Newell's boat.
Starting point is 00:56:17 Where the fuck is the boat? Is he going to show up in L.A. And he's going to go on stage and is Jeff Keeley going to have the moment where he's like, I got a little bit of that high last year of I announced a ton of games. I announced Elcom. but everyone wanted half-life, so here it is.
Starting point is 00:56:31 It's in the ether. Half-life X, H-L-X is in the codes of fucking, what's the game you play? Deadlock. Deadlock. Deadlock. It did that code of deadlock. H-L-X is in there.
Starting point is 00:56:44 Somewhere out there, there is a new Half-Life game. You already used your Super Drop, right? Like you're at drop anything? Okay, thank God. Why? Because knowing you, like, I could see you at the last moment dropping Metroid Prime for this motherfucker to pick up. I would never do such a thing.
Starting point is 00:56:58 You for sure would do that to think. But now I have an idea for a trade. There's one more game, Greg, out there. That maybe could be my saving grace. Oh, God. If you look at my list, there was one game that I chose to believe in. And through the past October 30 days, the whole month, I have pandered to this audience with Kingdom Come Deliverance to.
Starting point is 00:57:20 And guess what? Kingdom Come Deliverance to just, what, two weeks ago, announced that they have a DLC, on the way. Run it back. Run it back. Am I about to run it back with Kingdom Come deliverance to DLC
Starting point is 00:57:36 to possibly secure this win in the best way possible? That's actually kind of genius. So there you can see it. Mysterio. Let's also hover over the other DLCs that they've had and what the scores he's gotten over there. I believe one of them had like 10 points
Starting point is 00:57:52 or 60 or was like a 60 or 70. So like these things... But aren't they making a big deal about this one? I thought they're making a bigger one. This one. You know, I just, we're riding the hive kingdom come delivered to. I'm a believer of it now. I've been playing it nonstop.
Starting point is 00:58:05 Wouldn't it be fun if I bet everything on this game? If I fumble the bag, everybody can say nan, nannaboo, you messed up. But if it wins, we could have one of the greatest stories ever. And that's ladies and gentlemen and MBs where I'm at right now. Or you bet it all on me, your best friend, Half Life 3, H.LX. H.L.X will be there. You took ball pit from you. I'm up to the up to have.
Starting point is 00:58:30 Okay. You had muds. Breaking up now. Okay. Do we want to look at the big losers? Yeah. Yeah. We didn't look at Tim.
Starting point is 00:58:38 Yeah, we kind of looked past them a little bit. It's funny to go from like Paris's thing, which is so clean, like, well laid out. And you look at Tim's and Tim's look like somebody who's like drawn on it with like marker. Let's look at hashtag let Tim publish. Currently 56 points. His first pick and it was counterpicked and locked in. It won't release. Unannounce.
Starting point is 00:58:58 mainline 3D Mario platformer. Big bet. Second pick, Pokemon Legend, ZA. I got him 12 points. Not too shabby. Okay.
Starting point is 00:59:04 Better than I would have thought. Then, of course, 2XCO. This is a game that will not release and it said, so zero points. That's crazy because they got an IGN review. Well, it's out of early access. Yeah, I know, I know.
Starting point is 00:59:14 He just needs like one more. This is the scary thing, right? Yeah. Then he had Dragon Quest 1 and 2 HD 2D remake. That got him 15 points. Good for him. Yeah, just out. Then he had counterpicked as well,
Starting point is 00:59:24 Resident Evil Requiemf by Paris. Zero points on that one. Then he had Midnight Walker. which got him 10 points. Tough. Then Darwin's paradox. Tough. The eternal life of Goldman.
Starting point is 00:59:33 I love Sam, but it's just hilarious that he saw that. He's like, this is my game. Getting it. Darwin's paradox, like,
Starting point is 00:59:40 what's the deal? It was a Konami published game. It was like a random. No, no, like, so, okay,
Starting point is 00:59:46 there's no word on when it's coming out. It's 2025 and no cancelization. And then it was same with eternal life of Goldman. Like, that was one that we saw,
Starting point is 00:59:53 I think, at the very end of last year, or maybe the beginning of this year, it looks cool. It looks more of like, duck tails but
Starting point is 01:00:00 kind of vibe gameplay wise but then you know hand drawn cuphead vibes as well then he went for mafia
Starting point is 01:00:08 the old country three points I told him not to do it and then he did get Silent Hill F that brought him 16 points that was fire his counter pick however
Starting point is 01:00:16 is dispatch okay so the 15 points that he just gained from Dragon Quest he will lose with dispatch yeah yeah yeah that's tough
Starting point is 01:00:23 he originally had a Greek god of war 2D game on his whole spot yes he's getting You want to know how to play or Tim is this season. He always dreams.
Starting point is 01:00:30 He always goes through this heart. You got to respect it. We respect him. We love him. So might work for him before. Are you prepared to say, Mike, what you're going to actually be better? Yeah, I am, Greg.
Starting point is 01:00:37 No. Are you doing it now? Because I'm going to do it for the audience. I'm going to do it for the people. He loves content. We love content, Roger? I love making a story, and I love content. Greg Miller taught me the way.
Starting point is 01:00:47 And he loves pandering. And I love Kingdom Come Deliverance, too. I've been playing it all month long. And I believe in this game. And gosh, darn it, it wouldn't be the year 2025 of stepping out of my gaming box and not believing in something that I have fallen in love with.
Starting point is 01:01:04 So today, I'll be putting in my final bid for Kingdom Come Deliverance to DLC number three. Here we go. Wow. What a strong name. I'll see you soon. Pruddy, Mike. Thank you, everyone. Proud of everybody on this panel. And of course,
Starting point is 01:01:19 the fantasy critic, you can keep up with it. Kind of funny.com slash KF League 2025. Some super chats before we get out of here, Jackson says, let's go Mike, you got this fantasy critic in the bag, baby. Let's go Henry and Hans. Then we got what. Michael says time to cancel Greg for his
Starting point is 01:01:35 Riesces opinion. I've been canceled for worst already. Lingering Shadow says, in my Lee, we are awarding the person with the most budget left over, just five extra points to incentivize not blowing your budget. Not bad? I think Mike's ideas just goes a little too far. What's wrong with blowing your budget?
Starting point is 01:01:50 You know what I mean? Yeah. You got money. You spend it. Yeah, exactly. Look at me. Ryan says I'm just starting the stream, but I had to share. I saw the title of this and you said out loud, oh, fuck yes. Yeah. And then I like, this is an interesting one for you to think about Commissioner. Okay. Michael Superchats and says, bless.
Starting point is 01:02:05 Is there an option to do a spring league and a fall league? I think it could be interesting to draft games in the first six months and the second half. Interesting. And then he says the winner's cumulative. No, we played on the page. We played on the page. I'll see what options they have on the site. I don't want to get too extracurricular. I know there's some fun ones
Starting point is 01:02:21 of like, I know other leagues do the thing where it's like, oh, you can like choose multiple counterpicks and like you choose one in the beginning, you choose another one later, Yeah, I think Giant Bomb does it where it's like they, yeah, you have a counter pick you do it, the draft day, and then you have to fill your second counter pick or you like lose points
Starting point is 01:02:37 or some shit by the end of the year, which is cool. I'll put out a poll. I'll put out a poll for what people like what people don't like. No, like on the internet. For the audience, because they're the ones that consume in this conference, right? So it's like, do y'all like when Roger picks 10 remixed? Yeah, they do. They love that.
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