Kinda Funny Gamescast: Video Game Podcast - Mike & Roger’s Call of Duty NEXT Adventures (Part 2) - Kinda Funny Gamescast

Episode Date: October 3, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:11 It's going to do it. You go. You go. No, you go. You go. What is up, everybody? What's up everybody? Welcome to the California.
Starting point is 00:00:23 It's Mike and Roger. We're back. Roger's up tight right now. Okay, loosen up, Raj. Yeah. Two Call-Duty boys. We're back. Yeah, we are.
Starting point is 00:00:31 We are back. I'm very excited to be with you. Everybody gets to go home, Roger, said, Mike, you sit in your ass down. Not what happened. No, Mike looked at me. He looks at me, and he's like, man, I can't believe all those beautiful. stories we had are never going to have. All of those stories. We're never going to have an outlet. And I looked to you and said, what if we just do a podcast right now? And you said,
Starting point is 00:00:48 not a bad idea, but also maybe not. And I was like, no, we're doing this. We're making this happen. Thank you. Roger is the complete opposite of me. And that's why I love him so much. Roger is a doer. He's a go-gitter. Roger will hear an idea. And if he likes the idea, he's going to go attack it. I looked at Roger and I said, I got an idea for you. And then I said, I'm not doing that. See you later. Roger set everything up behind me. my back. He had this perfect stream laid out for all of you, so you get the full Call of Duty rundown
Starting point is 00:01:17 from the video game to the stories from Vegas, and I was down with that. But now I'm not. Yeah, I know. Yeah, you are a full-on child. And that is, that's kind of where we wanted to go with this. That we have so many amazing stories
Starting point is 00:01:33 and we want to get them out there. And also, honestly, real talk, Mikey, and I already told you this privately, I have so many clips that we want to break out, but the clips without any context are just kind of like, okay, this guy, these guys... What's happening? These guys are meeting Steve Ayoki, who gives a shit, right? No, this is a big deal. Anybody can meet Steve Ayoki.
Starting point is 00:01:49 Yeah, exactly. He goes cakes in people's faces. But we met him. Yes, we did meet Steve Yoki. That's a little, little hint right there for you. But yeah, we have so much content here. We literally got through half of our stories. Yeah, we're going to restart everything, too.
Starting point is 00:02:03 All the story? Yeah, we're taking this from the top. This is a full-on. This is the podcast. This is for remaking the podcast. That you wanted. I am drafting. If you miss the podcast, this is the podcast.
Starting point is 00:02:11 that you wanted, okay? I'm remaking the podcast. The first ever games cast that has been remade from the groundup. If you wanted it, you're going to get it, okay? Because that's what I'm here for, Roger. I'm here for you and I giving it the real deal, okay? Part one. This is part one remaster.
Starting point is 00:02:28 We're going to make it halfway through cancel it again. That'd be awesome. I'm uptight. I want to leave. Roger, I had such a great week with you. Of course, you and I went out to Call on Duty Next, the big yearly event with Activision. Call of Duty team and Microsoft.
Starting point is 00:02:43 And we celebrated the big announcement of Call Duty Blackop 7. We got to play it live and in front of our audience, which was a great time. And of course, we got to share an awesome experience down in Las Vegas this year. And I got to do this the year prior out in D.C. This year, we worked our magic.
Starting point is 00:03:01 We threw a Hail Mary, and it somehow paid off because both of us got to go. Yeah, honestly, truly a dream come true being able to go to Caldent. And I'm going to give you all genuinely all of the respect and love because I looked at you and I was like, hey man, like, hey man, like, what if? Like, how funny would it be? Like jokingly, right? Like, but also, you know, not jokingly.
Starting point is 00:03:20 But also being like, hey, man, how cool would it be if we did this together? And you looked at me and you said, let's make this happen. So, yeah, we raised our hand in the meeting. We said, hey, is this possible? And shout out to Activision. Shout out to everybody for allowing this to happen. Big thank you to the team over there for putting it all together. The call duty team for inviting both of us out.
Starting point is 00:03:36 That was a long shot. They didn't have to do it. And they allowed us to have an experience of a lifetime. We're hopefully going to tell you all about the game, but we're also going to tell you about our stories because we have a lot of great stories. We have a lot of stories to go through, a lot of stories about the game,
Starting point is 00:03:49 a lot of stories about Call Deeing Next, which we didn't even get to in the game cast. So that's why we didn't talk about any of it. We talked about the game a lot, which is nice, but let's give you like our better top level. Let's just start from there. No, no, no. No, we just go right through it.
Starting point is 00:04:01 You're right. Is there some sort of housekeeping? No, no. Who are the ads? Oh, let me hit them with it. Okay, I got it. Let me hit them with it. Hey, Jibbris.
Starting point is 00:04:10 You're just listening to the Kind of Funny Games cast. Our podcast is all about reviews, topics of opinions, and just all around good times around video games. It's Mike and Roger taking over the podcast today. Topics of opinion. Don't worry about what the housekeeping is, because you're getting this on some random time at some random date.
Starting point is 00:04:28 And you're just going to enjoy this because it's Mike and Roger takeover. No rules. Thank you to our sponsors for the week. Kind of Funny Games Daily episode 2000 and our new merch going over to kindofy.com slash store to grab that. Let me tell you what, Roger and Blessing and put in a lot of great work into Kind of Funny Games Daily 2000. Another one that I tried to avoid and then Roger quickly put me back on it.
Starting point is 00:04:49 That was awesome. That was awesome. You saw that shit. I was going to quickly, right, Roger? And say, don't put me on this. And they put me on it. It was awesome. Because Mike was supposed to go home.
Starting point is 00:05:00 And then he says the most worrying thing in the meeting, which I will not repeat. And he's like, I'm not going home. I'm not going home. I'm here. And then I just said immediately, I told Blessing immediately, As soon as you told me that you're not going, I said his ass is on, is on duty. Oh, Mike will do this. I'm like, God damn it, Roger.
Starting point is 00:05:17 See, it's great because how does it feel what other people do it to you? Roger, put my ass to work. Not a type of bad at all, you know? Not a time of that at all. So keep an eye out on Monday next week. We're going to have a ton of fun. I'm trying to shake this camera too much, even though I'm shaking. Yeah, we're trying to put it away.
Starting point is 00:05:30 So we're going to have a ton of fun with Kind of Fun of Games 2000. I'll be appearing. We'll have some fun with it. You are there. There's no way out of this. Oh, we're going to have a blast with that, though, so you're going to want to tune in. Yeah, it's a big one. I just want to tease that.
Starting point is 00:05:44 Big deal. Fun surprise. Surprises, honestly, that other people in this office don't even know about. Oh. Which is really fun. Really fun stuff. We've created something silly and to the core of what kind of funny games daily is. So look forward to that.
Starting point is 00:05:55 I love that. Let's get into the topic of the show. The topic of the show. Tots, Tuts, Tuts. This is how I knew you're uptight this morning. You didn't even do that. Really? Yeah, I chose not to.
Starting point is 00:06:04 You know not to do it. She was not to do it. I don't want to hit them with the Tots. did it. For you, I'll do anything. Okay. You almost didn't do this podcast for me. I had to go get a chai and I wanted to show off my lobooboo to my buddy Charlie.
Starting point is 00:06:21 If other people didn't text you, would you have left? I wanted to go see my laboooo to Charlie, gosh darn it. What do you think? I mean, he loves it. He loves anything, Snowbike Microwe. Yeah, he loves you. He missed you. Let's start with the top of what we wanted to do.
Starting point is 00:06:35 We mentioned this in the last podcast, but again, we're not going to mention it because this is the remake of the podcast. remake. We don't even know about the last podcast. We wanted to go. Mike had a lot of ideas for me. He wanted to take me to a lot of expensive places. Me, I'm a very frugal human being. I like saving my money. I like splurgeon when I need to
Starting point is 00:06:51 but like I'm not a wamp-womp guy. Mike, where'd you want to take me? I wanted to go to the Omnia. I wanted to go to the big nightlife. I wanted to go to the nightclub with you and you quickly shot that down. Steve Aoki was playing they were going to let the chandelier drop at exactly midnight and I wanted
Starting point is 00:07:07 to see that shandle. We did. We even say this story. We did try to get into Steve Aoki's set for free. We did message the Nutskate people. So if you don't know everybody, Nuckcase is Ninja and Steve Aoki's brand. And during the Deaths Raining 2 Freakathon, we did request some Nuckcase. I control the thing. I can show Nuckcase.
Starting point is 00:07:30 Yeah, I'm just typing in Omnia Nightclubs. Oh, okay. I want to show you. I want to make sure I had the right name down. So we requested, we requested Nuckcase. If you can show the screen. Yeah, show the screen. right through quick. There you go. There's some nutcase for you. I like that it's just helmets as well. Yeah, it's nutcase right there. Oof, wow. Join the weight.
Starting point is 00:07:47 Oh. Premium hydration milk coming soon. We don't even out yet. Well, we have it. So I don't know. We're early to it. Yeah, we're early to it. I still got it. Ninja, Ninja and Stevie Oki have created this brand. If you get, you can exit. It's chocolate milk. It's chocolate milk. Cashew nut milk. We got them to send us some and we drank it. Mike at first said he didn't like it, but then he started drinking.
Starting point is 00:08:09 every single one of them. So they're all gone. You fell in love. I drank it. I thought it was fine. And then I proceeded to spill it all over the floor. And the set is still sticky. So we tried to message them and be like, hey, Steve Aoki is one of the ambassadors of your brand.
Starting point is 00:08:22 What if we get the VIP table behind Steve Aoki? We drink nutcase while at the nightclub with Steve. Yes. And quickly was shot down. They quickly said, no. They say, hey, maybe one day if you yuddy. And I was like, okay, I appreciate that. I understand that.
Starting point is 00:08:39 So that was a nice. no-go. We wanted to see Steve. We didn't get to see Steve. Yeah. We wanted to go to Universal Horror Nights. We ended up... Got tickets for that. We got tickets for that. And then, yeah, Wolfo Mega Mart. But then Mike also had some other ideas. He wanted to go to Raiders game. Yeah. So we were there. We flew in Saturday. And since we were near Allegiance Stadium and it's football season, it's one of those of like, you start to go down the list. What is there? What are things they do in Vegas, right? The Blue Man Group, okay? Carrot Top. Okay. Is Adele playing Celine Dion? Like, who's in the building, right?
Starting point is 00:09:12 And I was like, oh, snap, like Sunday, the Raiders, maybe we could go see the Raiders. They had a 1 o'clock kickoff time. And I was like, Roger, let's go see the Raiders. And you're like, Mike, I don't want to spend $300 on a football stadium. You were not happy with that. I said that at first. But then I thought about it, genuinely. And I was like, you know what?
Starting point is 00:09:29 I've never seen a football game. I'm down. And then Mike started doing the thing where I looked at him. I said, hey, man, the Polaris event, which is us ripping fucking off-roading $50,000, $50,000. $1,000 vehicles in the Nevada desert. Mike was like, no, we should skip that and go to the Raiders game. I'm like, no, that's cooler than the Raiders game. But then, yeah, so we ended up doing that instead of the Raiders game.
Starting point is 00:09:54 We saw a lot of drunk people excited about the Raiders game. Yeah, and so we fly in on Saturday, and I'm a mess, okay? Like the night before, Roger, I just didn't want to pack, and I kept looking at the bag. I don't know. You know what? It was baby steps. Baby steps threw me off. Can you already finish that game?
Starting point is 00:10:11 Yeah, but Baby Steps is so much fun. I'm trying to do the Manbreaker now. It's like the only thing on my mind was Pokemon for a month. Now it's Can Mike defeat the Manbreaker? It's so funny what you get obsessed with. You're just like me in that sense. It's like I never know what you're going to get obsessed with. I'm playing great video games.
Starting point is 00:10:28 Yeah, I mean, you are. You know, this October I'm very excited. I returned the backyard football or the backyard sports. They're back. A lot of people said you should team up with Roger, use the studio, and do that and I was like man that's such a great idea. Who's a lot of people? Is this someone in the chat called A lot of people? And then I was like Roger would never fucking help me do that. Well, because Mike would pitch the backyard smoke, the whole coach Mike thing that you used to do or you still do.
Starting point is 00:10:57 What started because of an idea with me, right? You were like, let's do coach Mike. I want to coach you. I want to be that guy that's like a dream. I want it. Well, I wanted you to be one of the kids. But you never told me it was outside of work hours after work. You would just say it like it was part of work. But then you would just say it like it was part of work. But then you would I really just want you to come over to my house. Yeah, I know. Like this stream, which I think is what you wanted. You were upset at me that I was like,
Starting point is 00:11:16 hey, let's do it here. He said it all over. I was totally cool with that. I liked doing this, you know what I mean? And like, I just needed a Fappuccino. Why would they send the ice child away from Pacifica? That's 15 miles away. Is that what got you missed off this morning?
Starting point is 00:11:30 Who would do such a thing? Why would you do that? Did you choose which one you take from? And so there I was not packing my bag, Roger. And I charged up both my headphones. I laid out all the clothes that I knew. I knew I wanted to. You know, shout out to
Starting point is 00:11:43 Shoe Depot, went down, bought a bunch of new workwear. Because you know I'm putting in the work, right? Yeah, you are. I'm putting in a lot of work. And so, got myself this new flannel. Shout to the flannel. I think that showed up.
Starting point is 00:11:54 And then I got myself three new pairs of pants, workwear pants. You know what I mean? Army man green, all black. Yeah. So you did this all the night before? Yeah, I bought those night before. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:07 Didn't hit a target. You're already there. No, no, I know. You're already doing shit. I wanted workwear, you know what I mean? Like workware, I just wanted to... I know, you are literally five minutes away from Target. Like, you couldn't have just stopped there.
Starting point is 00:12:18 Shoot depot's closer. But you could just go to the... You're still proved my point. Like, you can still go to. Oh, with what you're going to get at. Yeah, yeah, you're already there. Like, just go. And so here's the deal.
Starting point is 00:12:29 Like, I've now... I've got the clothes. I got the bag. I'm like, I'll pack eventually. It's the next morning. I'm like, oh, shit, I got to pack up. So I pack everything up, but I make... I make a decision.
Starting point is 00:12:41 I said this time around, I'm not packing. I'm not packing any sort of soap. I'm not packing any sort of deodorant. I'm not packing that stuff today. Not deodorant. Because I'll just buy it, Roger. And you were bad at me about it. Because you have deodorant.
Starting point is 00:12:55 It's not like there's a liquid limit on deodorant. It's just deodorant. I've decided that there's a new one. Why? Like, truly tell me why. I don't want to bring the extra bag. It's deodorant. You put it in your fucking, you already have room in there.
Starting point is 00:13:09 You can fit in between your jeans. I'm not. bringing that stuff anymore. I'm going to start the new trend of I'm not bringing that anymore. I'll buy it when I get there. Again, no, there's no thought process. The thought process is the saving bag space. Because now I've moved
Starting point is 00:13:23 from my dot bag that would have all that to now I have the cool over-the-shoulder futuristic cyberpunk. I was going to say something mean, but I was like, it's going to change your life if I'd do it. If I say that I don't like this bag, you're throwing in the carpet. That bag sucks.
Starting point is 00:13:41 I'm willing to say it, Roger. I'm not happy about the bag, Roger. But also, chat, Casey says, Ultra-Light travel. That's not what's happening. It's not ultra-light. It's ultra-light. You still have a duffel bag.
Starting point is 00:13:53 I have one-no. I have one bag. I have a backpack duffel bag. You got three bags over there. I did have three bags. You got three minutes. I'm able to move at any moment. OMG, Alexa, to be fair, I do this,
Starting point is 00:14:07 but I don't want a deal with security making me throw shit out. That's good. But I don't buy shit at the fucking airport. Well, like, you know, you buy wherever you want to buy it. You buy it where you want to buy it. And, like, also, let me push back on that one more time. Like, again, you could just go to any store and they have the many things for a dollar. Like, you'll spend $10 and you'll be good for your trip.
Starting point is 00:14:28 Well, so I decided not to. And then Roger got mad at me. Yeah, so we get there. And then I also show up with Starbucks, Roger mad at me again. I'm trying to appease Roger. Make it happy. I didn't ask for it, though. I didn't ask for it.
Starting point is 00:14:39 That's what a good team does. Okay. You know what I mean? I appreciate that. We agreed to meet up, take the Uber together. What does that mean? We're getting breakfast together. I know that you have a lovely fiance.
Starting point is 00:14:49 You're going to have breakfast. You and I were getting breakfast together. It means exactly what I said it meant, which is we meet there and we take an Uber there. Why would you assume breakfast? Well, you have to assume that I'm getting Starbucks regardless. Meant Nick and Starbucks every single day. But you were there. How long were you there?
Starting point is 00:15:06 30 minutes. Okay. So here's the problem. As I drove in, chat. Okay, as I drove in and I hit the final exit to drive into work. I said, oh, snap, I don't know where my headphones are. And I said, I left them right on the bedside. I knew exactly where they were.
Starting point is 00:15:22 I had 25 minutes. And I had to make a decision. I could either go back and be maybe five minutes late or I can let it ride. And so I let it ride. I pulled in. I pulled in and I said, I'll get Starbucks ordered. I'm going to lay down because, like, it was a beautiful day. I'm going to lay down in the car.
Starting point is 00:15:42 I'm going to get my feet out the window and just relax. Listen to some music while Roger pulls up. And that's exactly what transpired. I arrived perfectly on time. Right on time. You did a lot on the podcast and said that I was late. That's not true. A lot of line going on the phone.
Starting point is 00:15:55 Well, you're going to be late in something. You'll be late. Oh, what's all about that? Roger, you can't. You're going to be late. I will be late, everybody. We'll talk about that. I can't believe I didn't forgot about that.
Starting point is 00:16:06 I try to block that out of my memory. So, yeah, I get there. I arrive after having a breakfast of my beautiful fiancé. Get there and I see Mike just his feet hanging out the window. Track suit, by the way, which I didn't mention. His track suit. That's my flight suit. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:16:19 I get it. Your flight tracks suit, right? Looking fly, right? And then you're just zoning out fucking dunan and goon and fucking looking at TikTok and Reddit. And you're scrolling, scrolling, and then, yeah, of course, you tell me, hey, I have no clothes I like. So you started off. You said, I don't like any of my clothes.
Starting point is 00:16:35 But I was very open and honest and vulnerable with you. and you like to make fun of me, but I'm in a vulnerable spot. Okay, as many of you know, I'm fat now. I'm like gain and weight. There's a possibility that I might die soon, just so you all are aware of you right. Write that down, okay?
Starting point is 00:16:50 I'm saying it to you now. And so I told Roger, very vulnerable. I was like, Roger, see, here's the issue is I'm just getting very fat now. And I'm growing out of all the clothing that I have, which means I have to go buy new clothes, but I'm not quite at the level of where I should be fat-wise. So I'm in this, like, mid-ground where I'm too fat for shirts that I own. and not fat enough for the church that I buy.
Starting point is 00:17:11 And so I was very open and honest with Robert. And he started making fun of me for telling him the truth. No, that's not what happened, Chad. What happened, Chad, is that he just, this is what he says, I got three pairs of jeans and I got clothes I don't like. That's all you said. He didn't say, hey, bud, I'm really in a vulnerable place. He said, hey, guys, let's just compare it for trash.
Starting point is 00:17:30 What do you think Mike would do when talking to me? Do you think he says, hey, Roger, I'm in a really tough thought. I told him, dad. And I'm going through a lot of body dysmorphia. Or he just says, Ah, Slappy, don't worry about it. I'll get more clothes in Texas. I'll get more.
Starting point is 00:17:42 Well, that was the thing I was saying. It's like, if there's a problem, I'll just buy some of Vegas. It's going to be fine, you know what I mean? So he tells me all that. And then he tells me, he tells me like, like, just maybe four to five things.
Starting point is 00:17:53 Roger was one to two. Just punches in the face. Four to five punches in the face that he knows are going to piss me off on purpose. Like, start off. I got, I got all my clothes. I hate.
Starting point is 00:18:04 Didn't bring toiletries, right? That's two. Yeah. I got Starbucks coming. Starbucks is three. Starbucks is three. Oh, no TSA pre-check. No, I said, Roger, I know you like to be the dad of this, okay?
Starting point is 00:18:19 Yeah, you just got to chill. I'll handle this. And Roger immediately got him tight to me right away. What he says to me is like, I don't got TSA pre-check on my flight. And I said, oh, shit, okay, let's head out right now. You got to talk to somebody. Did you call anybody on the phone? You can do that?
Starting point is 00:18:34 I can call it people. Like, you can, I'm like, yeah, you can call, like, the, the, the airline and they'll put it on your thing. You just need to tell them the number. Oh, I didn't think about that. Don't worry about the sloppy. I've done this before. I'm going to go right there. And to your credit, we get there.
Starting point is 00:18:49 You walk right to clear. And then they didn't fix the problem. The problem was already fixed. Like, yeah, it just automatically fixed. I think it just turns on. Snowbike mic. Yeah, exactly. Just the white privilege.
Starting point is 00:19:00 Like, it's like, it's like walking around with Jesus Christ everywhere. It's like, whoa, there's all these doors open up. Out of them. Water turns to wine. It's wild walking around with Mike. So yeah, he walks in, he talks to the person, he looks at this thing, up, Clear is there now. So now we get to the confusion between Mike.
Starting point is 00:19:15 Mike is just very confused about brands. Now, we got to go back a little bit. Well, I had to rewind to Chicago when the kids sold me on Clear. And then I get a message from Clear saying, well, you got to have TSA pre-check, but you get it for free. And I'm like, all right, well, like, you already have my money, so sure. Now I've given these people my DNA in a fucking down pre-checked in, you know? What type of DNA?
Starting point is 00:19:36 everything I got. So we had to go back a week before this when Mike, Andy told the story before, but Mike is talking to Kevin and is like, Kevin's like, hey, what are you going to do in Vegas? And Mike's like, oh, I want to go wompwop with Roger. I want to see a Raiders game. Oh, I want to go to Meow Wolf is what he kept on saying. I want to go to, I want to go to Meow Wolf is what you kept on saying, right?
Starting point is 00:20:02 Meow Wolf is an art exhibit slash, you know, kind of puzzle room and escapeers. It's a really cool thing. We'll talk about that in a little bit. He's like, I want to go to Meow Wolf. I want to go to Meow Wolf. Greg overhears this that says, hey, there's somebody in the community that works at Meow Wolf. They've been meaning to get us into Meow Wolf for free.
Starting point is 00:20:17 You send me like, let's make this happen. And then Mike, Mike is uptight today. And then I say, okay, I'll take care of this. Greg's like, I put you in an email. I see it all of you. And then I say, hey, Mike, what's the name of this like event? And Meow Wolf event, I don't know. And he says, it's called Universal Horror.
Starting point is 00:20:38 By the way, Universal Horror Nights is down the block. Yeah, it's not connected to the same area. It's in the same area, not connected to Miao. Miao was his own establishment. He says it's universal horror nights. And then he just won't tell me he's wrong. So I'm Googling it, and they do have a Halloween thing, but it's in like Arizona or something weird.
Starting point is 00:20:58 And then I finally come to the realization that he just means universal horror nights. Yeah. And then I say, hey, Mike, they don't have any connection. And he says, no, then they're in the same building. Like, don't worry about it. Just send them the email. And I had to look at him and say, like, Mike, that's like emailing a Sears when you're trying to get in touch with a GameStop just because they're in the same fucking mall. Like, that doesn't mean anything.
Starting point is 00:21:16 And then finally, I get through it. I'm like, okay, well, it's two different things. Like, I just got to email Meow Wolf themselves and just get tickets. So, sorry, to say that. And then also to say that Mike then says, I got TSA pre-check sloppy. And I'm like, okay, cool. And then he keeps on saying, oh, I'll go in the same line with you. And I'm like, okay, cool.
Starting point is 00:21:35 And then he goes to the clear line, which is a shorter line. They had a flag that had both of them on there. What was I supposed to do? Well, there's a bunch of clear machines, and it says clear. I thought that's what TSA Precheck was. Okay, no. See, I'm blowing my mind here. It's like, why are there two different things doing this?
Starting point is 00:21:50 No, yeah. So clear from what I've gathered. Basically, co-ops TSA Precheck, and it's like a more expensive version that's shorter. But TSA Precheck is the one you want that goes faster. They both go fast. So TSA pre, it's like super fast track. They should pick a lane. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:05 Only one. It's like a battle royale. Only one can survive. I mean, I agree. Once privatized, I think. Well, I'm giving both of them my money. Well, you're getting clear the money, yeah, and then you get TSA pre-check. So then you walk into the TSA and the clear line.
Starting point is 00:22:16 And it takes my cool photo. I love it. Yeah, and then you look so fucking, like, confused and bewildered as to what happened. Because I have TSA pre-checked. You have clear. You go to the clear line. I go to the TSA pre-check line. You're way ahead of me.
Starting point is 00:22:27 Way ahead. And then you just look at me like, like, what happened? What just happened? Like, you teleported to Narnia? It's like, no, this is all, like, this is very clear what was going on. But yeah. But what did I not do? You waited for me.
Starting point is 00:22:39 I didn't leave you behind. Like somebody. Andy. Andy. You know what I mean? Andy just left me. That was fucking nuts. I remember that?
Starting point is 00:22:46 If y'all don't know, Andy just left. Left it. He was right in front of me on TSA pre-check, maybe one person ahead of me. He just went away. It was as if you grabbed your bags and Roger was two bags behind you and he just walked away from you. We're all going to the same gate. We're all going to the same gate. Thanks, you, Exo-dubs.
Starting point is 00:23:05 Yes. So, yeah. So then that was the sitting, and then, of course, Mike goes, and then spends $25 on a payday bar, three waters, and a diet Pepsi. I had to have it. Cool. I had to have it, Roger, because you know my rule here is I got to have the water bottles. I got to stay hydrated on the flight, okay? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:27 Okay. Yep. Got to stay hydrated on the flight. Yeah. Okay. Um. Why did I buy that Pepsi? I don't remember.
Starting point is 00:23:38 Yeah, they will give you the Pepsi for free. You good? Yeah, but I don't even remember if I drank the Pepsi. Yeah, it feels like you just disappeared. I ate the payday right in front of you, and you're like, I was really open your chair, half of that with you. I was like, I thought about it for a second, then I got lost. Payday is actually my favorite candy bar, just a heads up. You like paydays?
Starting point is 00:23:55 I love peanuts. I love nuts. Put that down. That makes sense. We didn't know he liked peanuts. Okay. And then, of course, Mike wanted to buy earbuds. And after I did say, hey, you want to borrow.
Starting point is 00:24:04 You want to borrow. on my headphones. I would never put you out like that. I have extra headphones. I'm selfish lover. I would never do anybody like that. You know what I mean? Roger, he's like, I'll give you my headphones. Mike, don't worry about it. I'm like, Rogers, let me just go buy some cheap, bad skull candies.
Starting point is 00:24:20 I proceed to go over there. They got two. They got rock your eardrums and they got Sony ones about the $10 difference at $2999, $39.99. And I'm just, I'm looking, I'm like, which one are the basic ones? You know what I mean? Where are the ones that I know? And I proceeded to just walk up
Starting point is 00:24:37 And I was like, well, I don't know rock your ear drums So Sony I'll pay an extra $10 for Sony Turns out they were wireless And I didn't want them Yeah, of course So then you then proceed to not use it Either trips, either flight home
Starting point is 00:24:50 And I thought about the night before It's like, man, I should really charge those up Nah And I never did So yeah, you were already in the hole For 120, 150, something like that When it comes to all that Yeah, I know
Starting point is 00:25:02 You gotta spend it before Like I said, I might die suit You don't have to say that. Putting it out there. Okay, but I can say that too. You can't be saying that show because you see the people that like Theo Vaughn made a joke about that like recently and everyone's like, oh my gosh, like something might be going on.
Starting point is 00:25:20 It's like, yeah, you know what I mean? There is something going on with my guy to think the shot-house. Yeah, there is something. Oh, shit. Yeah, so then we get there. We go on the flight, smooth flight, solid flight. You weren't sitting next to me. That was nice.
Starting point is 00:25:34 Yeah, we didn't get to sit next to each other. I was not happy about that one. one. They're trying to move the seat, though. No delays on this? Delays? Oh, no delays. No, we're perfect.
Starting point is 00:25:43 Nice. Yeah, the government hadn't shut down yet. That's a good shout out right there. Shout out the government shout out. Absolutely experienced that one for sure. Yeah, yeah, that was good. Yeah, if you could share the screen, that would be great. So this is us right here.
Starting point is 00:25:56 Look at us. Look at us. Got my Vardance cat on. You know I'm excited. Yeah, look at you. You're looking good. Look at us ready to rock and roll. That's a big bag behind you.
Starting point is 00:26:03 Don't act like that's not a big bag. Yeah, it's a duffel bag. That's also a back bag. pack, okay? And I also earned that being a heavenly employee epic service provider, okay? I was nominated for the month by providing epic experiences
Starting point is 00:26:17 and epic service to our guests, okay? And so that bag means... As long as they did that instead of giving you a bonus. Never once. At the 13 years. At the 13 years, here's a bag. Here's a mug. I'm going to bet, like, you were the type of guy
Starting point is 00:26:35 back then, you were like, fuck yeah. I fucking love this bag, you know. I got two bags. I got two bags. Two bags in a tent. Yeah, this is all. This is my favorite. I didn't get to say this one.
Starting point is 00:26:46 Mike was checking in. He's on this now three times. Every single time I'm in a hotel with him. I always check in, and it is a lightning fast interaction, right? It is truly like, hey, how you doing? Thanks. Here's the room. Key, signed some stuff. Cool. Bye.
Starting point is 00:26:59 Mike then proceeds to distract his person that he is talking to. We're chatting. It's just chatting so long to the point where I'm waiting. from out, maybe five to ten minutes. Like, it is past me already checking in. He loves. I want to know what their favorite restaurant is, what their favorite things to do is. You're asking about, like, obscure restaurants they've never heard of.
Starting point is 00:27:19 Like, wipe your mind, okay? You got your friends and family down where you're taking us. And they always fumble the bag. Always. It's like they've never been asked that question before. Where we at? Where we at? So then, yeah, this is the Call of Duty lounge that they took us to. The Players' Lounge. Which was really sick. It's beautiful. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:35 Yeah, it had all the backpacks over here, if you can see right there. Big backpacks? We got those backpacks. Yeah, those are backpacks. I left that at the hotel room on purpose. It is hard-shelled, and I loved it, and I appreciate it called, Duda. He gave me a lot of cool swag. But it was kind of a wild choice for them to be like, here's a hard shell, full backpack and a duffel bag.
Starting point is 00:27:54 That's a lot of stuff. I loved it. I always say more the better. I love all of it. And I was so happy. That's a Snowback bike story. Snowback bike, more than better. My favorite was when we filmed the Labibu video
Starting point is 00:28:08 Because they were definitely You could tell the team Like half of them that were like Clearly on the younger side We're like jazzed up about the Laboo Idea And then I think the older side was like I don't know about this Laboo
Starting point is 00:28:19 I have no idea what you're talking about But then if you get the snow bike video Of me getting this Laboooo You know it absolutely hits You know Okay well now Tyler has now brought this to attention That those backpacks were $350 Maybe would have changed him stuff
Starting point is 00:28:31 I thought it was my backpack to talking about Oh A backpack By cool devil back You're heavenly one that they do Um So Oh no
Starting point is 00:28:45 No Yeah this was It was really cool And I didn't show I don't think I had the other video With the streaming station But they have streaming stations They had food there
Starting point is 00:28:53 Food was I had some cookies A lot of the chocolate chips were gone I had all the I had Twizzlers Remember when I got the pocket twitters Oh is that what happened It was from there
Starting point is 00:29:00 That's pretty sick Yeah I love the Players Lounge They did this last year as well It's just a nice central hub for all of the kids that they bring out, all the influencers that they bring out, to have one place to go, meet their fellow friends, have a spot to hang out, have a spot to stream as well. There was about, I don't know, probably 12 to 15 streaming stations right around the corner from where Rogers filming that they have opened up all four days that we were
Starting point is 00:29:26 there. You can still stream with your community. You don't have to miss out any time on that. So I really, really love what they did with that. JG says, see, you could have fit it if you didn't pack toiletries, Roger. Great call. Great call. And then we have to talk about the thing that I hate the most, which Mike hates that I hate. Yeah, I'm mad that you. I don't like this robot. I don't like this fucking robot, man.
Starting point is 00:29:47 So they had this robot here that was dispensing drinks. And truly, there were at least three people working on this robot, making sure that it didn't break at all times. You had the woman right in front of us the left, and you had two people in the back that were like the robot people. And the way that it worked, it was making cold brew and it was making boba.
Starting point is 00:30:04 right so it would have to for the boba you would have to have somebody if you see it right there on the bottom left that someone had already had to pre like kind of dispensable you got to let the robot learn you know what that's what's saying that's what I'm saying this is what this is like pre alpha it's still learning well no I'm trying to say we got to let it learn just put fucking AI in its mind and let it do everything right because this thing all it does is pick up the thing dispense some ice and then fill it up and then just place it down but it only places it down in one So people had to move this thing around. There are more people tending to this robot than we would need it to just have one person dispensable. And it would be 10 down the road. Yeah, but it was cool. And that's what many CEOs would tell you about AI and robots. Hey, listen, but it's cool. Doesn't really save us money?
Starting point is 00:30:53 No. Is it dependable? No. But it's cool. Look like it's fucking stupid. It's the funniest thing in the world. But it's cool. It's so cool, man.
Starting point is 00:31:04 So, yeah, that was the robot right there. You can turn it off and I don't know what the rest of them. Okay, one second. Perfect. Yeah. So then Mike and I were like, hey, let's kind of reset our life. Let's eat some food. Let's go out.
Starting point is 00:31:15 Let's go eat big. So we go over here. We eat some, we go to rolling smoke barbecue. Rolling smoke barbecue where Roger chooses the meatloaf and I chose the two meatloaf. And I'll tell you what, I was immediately jealous of Roger's choice with the meatloaf. Yeah, meatloaf was really good. I've never had a meatloaf that was actually good. You know what I mean? My mom would make like the loose, like, ground beef one.
Starting point is 00:31:39 And it's good enough, right? It tastes like a meatball. But this is, like, actually, like, pretty dense and it, like, has, like, this texture to it that I liked it? I'm going to say something crazy. I think your mom's meatloaf was better than that. Oh, yeah. You kind of put the food. I did not like the meatloaf.
Starting point is 00:31:52 Really? Yeah, but I think that's when I was dealing with my food poisoning. So, like, I was all around not feeling well. Yeah. But, like, I definitely did not love this meatloaf as much as I, the first day, as much as I was jealous of this meatloaf. the day of getting it, I was not really pleased with it. Yeah, you were going through something, though. There was a lot.
Starting point is 00:32:08 I'm going through something. We'll talk about that a little bit. So then Mike and I, we head over. No, you can turn it. We head over to, oh, we have over to the weed shop. What a joke. Yeah, we go to this weed shop and Mike says, hey, this is like the biggest dispensary. This is the world's largest dispensary.
Starting point is 00:32:25 This is a big deal. Are we sure that this is the right one? This might not be the right one. This might just be a big weed shop. The weirdest thing is, it's like, it's behind the peppermint, Rino Strip Club. It's in the middle of nowhere, Las Vegas, Nevada.
Starting point is 00:32:39 It's by Planet 13 Hollywood, which is the lamest casino on the strip, which isn't even on the strip, it's off the strip, right? And you walk up to this giant building. And mind you, we walked in towards the back. And so I'm like, oh, maybe we're in the back of it. And we walk up, I'm like,
Starting point is 00:32:54 this is the lamest, weakest presentation I've ever been to at a wheat shop. Yeah, it was tough because it has like a nice, like interior, but then the, Well, I mean, it's just like, it's clean, it's like bright. I mean, like, it looks fine. And I like the kind of way that they, I don't think I have it here. Bring up some photos.
Starting point is 00:33:11 They told Roger he's not allowed to record in here with his little DJI camera, but he's allowed to record on his phone. That's the issue here, guys. I went to the Universal Horror Nights and they did the same fucking thing. They said, oh, no, you can record on your phone, but you've got to put away the fucking DJI in a locker. I was like, excuse me. And I said, do I have to pay for this locker?
Starting point is 00:33:29 Yeah, $8. We're not quite ready for the DGI. Look, guys, DGI is the smallest camera in the fucking world. It is smaller than my phone. It is smaller than my phone, and they wouldn't allow it. I love that you bring up DGI. They know what a DGI looks like. What's the name of this fucking place?
Starting point is 00:33:48 Oh. It had a name, bro. I don't know if it had a name. It's a weed shop. Okay, what's the name of the strip club? You remember the strip glove? Yeah, peppermint, rhino. Spearmint or peppermint?
Starting point is 00:33:59 Spearmint, or peppermint? Spearmint, I think, is what it's called. Yeah, it's okay. We're going to go to the... We're going to go here. We got to give them the street view. Because the street view at the front door of this... No, this is San Jose.
Starting point is 00:34:13 Is there multiple? Oh, there's multiple. It's ridiculous, bro. Showgirl costumes is in front. And then there's just a dead area. I think this is it. Yeah, show tool. Yeah, that's the front of it, though.
Starting point is 00:34:31 We want to be on the other side of it. All right. Let's just show the... Show the camera. There you go. All right, let's hope that I'm not doxing anything. No, scoot up. Scoot in, scoot in.
Starting point is 00:34:40 You almost had it. Where? It's that giant building, but scoot in. Keep scooting. Scoot in some more. Click on Showgirls supplies in the alley. That's where the weekend shop is, bro. No, it's not here.
Starting point is 00:34:54 Okay, that's crazy alley. Where did that alley come? We got to walk around. Yeah, walk us around. Oh, it's right here. Spenseries. Reef dispensaries is what it's called. Yep.
Starting point is 00:35:06 There it is. Maybe they changed the new thing. There it is. Keep going. Yeah, right down here. Show them the entrance. Show them how lame this entrance is. What are we doing?
Starting point is 00:35:14 Yeah. So that's the entrance to this place. Pure leaf. Yeah, cure a leaf. I don't think this is the biggest one. I think you just went to a different one. No, this is the biggest. People were asking.
Starting point is 00:35:24 Is it called this? And I was like, definitely not. And I'll tell you what? This place, absolutely ridiculous. Yeah, this place sucks. Massive letdown. I don't mean to docks these people. but also it's a business.
Starting point is 00:35:34 Well, yeah, we're giving them a Yelp review live on this podcast. Yeah, so yeah, this is it. So you've got to go in here, and then it's just a bunch of wire racks. So slow. So slow. Get up on your game, you know what I mean? Roger, can we please go back to my photo of me and my backpack? Yeah, yeah, turn it off.
Starting point is 00:35:52 Okay, one second. Can we show my backpack and then go back to this website for a second, okay? This is what you get when you provide epic service, okay? Outstanding customer service. You see this backpack? This is Snowbike Mike going out and out shining, okay, outclassing others, but also providing an experience of a lifetime for our guests. You see me, I'm waving at you, I'm greeting you, I'm asking how your day is.
Starting point is 00:36:19 How can I help you on the slopes? How can I make sure you and your family have an experience of a lifetime? Beautiful. And that's how I got this backpack. Then we go to this weed shop, okay? Then we go to this goddamn weed shop and not a single person has any sort of hustle in their life. There's no greeting, there's no helping, there's no hustle. We stood there for 25 minutes as we slowly watched people,
Starting point is 00:36:43 not even greet the people they were talking with, just staring at wire racks. I will say. We had two girls out there that were working here, just filling up the black cartridges in the back doing nothing. I will say it is a weed shop. So one, everybody's high. And then two, everybody's very specific about their orders, right?
Starting point is 00:37:01 So you have to get people going back and forth. weed shops are very much, like, from what I've gathered, in my time being at weed chops. It's like, hey, what do you want? Like, what's the vibes? Like, that type of thing. You're very much like, I need to get the fuck out of here, and you're doing the Rogers.
Starting point is 00:37:13 Well, no, I like when they greet me with Epic Service. Sure, I agree. You know what I mean? We go down to Pacifica, you and I. We're chatting it up. It's Friday evening. What's the vibe today, boys? What are we doing?
Starting point is 00:37:24 Y'all getting active? You're sitting on the couch? What are we doing? You know what I mean? We didn't get any of that. None of that. The guy didn't even know what he was giving us. Well, okay, well, that's another thing.
Starting point is 00:37:33 That's on you, Mike. Because then Mike, we get to the front of line, and Mike's doing the freak. He's doing the Roger thing, which I don't know if the chat knows about this. I don't even know if you know much about this. I have this thing that I do sometimes where I have like a full-on panic. I don't know if it's a panic attack, but I just like, I have like a, you know, a fighter flight, I go full flight with just random activities.
Starting point is 00:37:52 Like I'm in line for something and I'm like, I went to, when I went to Japan, I was in line for gin's eyewear, right? So I get to the front of the line, you get new glasses. Right. And for some reason, I had it in my head that my prescription was wrong, like the one that I had saved in my phone. So then I get to the front of the line. I wait like 15 minutes. I get to the front of the line and I look at the person.
Starting point is 00:38:12 She looks at me. I look at my fiance. And I just say, nope, and I leave. And I just left. I had the thing why I need to get the fuck out of it sometimes. See, I appreciate you thinking that, Roger. Mine was get the fuck out of there, but mine was more of anger. Okay?
Starting point is 00:38:25 Yeah. Mine was, there's no AC in this building. Roger now doesn't want to hit the vape pen anymore. and these people are moving too slow. Yeah. So my goal was, how do I get us out of this? Because it was ruined in the vibe. You could have just left.
Starting point is 00:38:38 Well, I was already in the front of the line. I had waiting so long. You know what I mean? It was the principal. I should have left, yes. But I was already in the front of the line from waiting for 25 minutes that I didn't want to leave yet, right? You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:38:50 And so there's the thing, Roger, is now I'm in this tough spot of it's all building up and I want to get out of there because it's ruining the vibe. We had a great rolling smoke barbecue. We had a great landing. great players lounge. We're going to go to Halloween horror nights. And these guys slow in my vibe. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:39:06 And so my goal was just hit it and quit. Hey, let's get out of here. Let's share the screen because somebody in the chat said, you should have went across the street to Planet 13. That's what we wanted. It's right across the street. Wow. We thought Planet 13 was a hotel casino where Wiz Khalifa was performing.
Starting point is 00:39:28 This makes a lot of sense. This, you know what? You know what? We walked right past 11. You know what? Egg on our face. You know what? You know what?
Starting point is 00:39:44 Let me just take a moment and just say we might have fucked them. Wow. We genuinely thought that it was just a random casino that was Cleefa was performing in. You know what? This makes sense. You know what? This. This makes sense.
Starting point is 00:40:07 Lesson learned. We learned a valuable lesson right here Could have just done that About 72 hours too late Well you know what Well we're all good about that So then yeah Mike gets to the front of the line He wants to be done with this
Starting point is 00:40:17 So then he orders some weed So he says I want to mint They said we don't got mince We got these little tablets He orders the tablets But then I was like hey man How many milligrams are this The guy looks at me and says
Starting point is 00:40:28 I don't know I don't know why I put on As if I'm going to do it When I know better Yeah you know I don't say no I live a perfectly fine sober life I didn't need this Yeah
Starting point is 00:40:37 But like, there I was, wasting my time. Yeah. Now I got to give the guy. No, you don't. He's giving me the whole thing. Well, it's $22. You don't need to do any of that. You can just leave.
Starting point is 00:40:47 I got to give you $7 and change. But then you could have just kept that $7. But then you just put it right in the tip jar. I gave it to it. Providing Epic service. So Mike, of course, I knew his ass wasn't going to take any of this. And then, of course, when we walk out there, like, you got to leave it in the little black bag. I'm like, lady, it's a thing of mince this big.
Starting point is 00:41:08 I don't want. They're yelling at all. Stop giving me e-waste. Stop giving me e-waste, lady. I should have never taught you the word E-Wil. Let me just throw this away, right? And so she's yelling at me. I'm giving her the look like, God,
Starting point is 00:41:20 just put a bull into my head right now. This is killing me right here. And so we made it out of there, Roger. That sucked. Yeah, so then we go to... Let's get to the good part. We get to Halloween horror nights. And then, yeah, it's fucking awesome.
Starting point is 00:41:32 It's beautiful inside. It has, like, the... Which is Area 15. Area 15. Which is where we will be having, Call of Duty next. Yes, Area 15, and then also that's where Meow Wolf is, but it's a huge venue. But yeah, so they have Universal Horror Nights. It's, we've learned today.
Starting point is 00:41:47 It is a permanent installment, and it feels permanent. Which is crazy. It's awesome. It's smart. They're having Crampus come. Really? Yeah, I got an ad that said Crampus is coming. That's honestly fucking sick, because I adore it.
Starting point is 00:41:56 I've never been to a Universal Horror Nights ever in my life. I've always wanted to. And for about $100, you get four mazes that are really well done, and the whole ambiance of the place is really well made. Yeah. They have people running around, scaring you. I think it's worth the money, personally. I know it's a pretty... You can pay a little bit more, and you can have unlimited mazes.
Starting point is 00:42:15 The $100 we paid was just for the four. Are there more mazes? No, but you can just keep doing them. Oh, no, you just want to do all four. No, you just want to do all four once. I agree. It's totally worth it. It's definitely...
Starting point is 00:42:25 I would have done one more. I would have done one more time. No, I just feel like the scare's gone now. The Texas chains on massacre just felt like it went so fast. I would have done that more time. Yeah, that's fair. 100 per person, yes. No, 100 person, in total, in total.
Starting point is 00:42:37 not per maze, $25 per maze, I guess, technically. Yeah, $100 per person. So, yeah, it's really good. I'll start playing what this one here. Be warned, there's some flashing lights, but this is, yeah, Mike walking into, which one is this? This is the Exorcist, the Exorcist Believer one,
Starting point is 00:42:52 which I didn't really have high expectations because the movie sucked, but this is the best one here, for sure. It is such a cool vibe. They did this crazy thing here in the middle, right? Is it here in the middle, where they changed the walls? Mike didn't see, oh, shit,
Starting point is 00:43:05 this is so funny, this part. I didn't see it. Yeah, flashing light warning, sorry about that, y'all. I'm going to play this one. Oh, they got me good the whole time. They got me good the whole time. Yeah, but they have a place, which I don't even know where it is, where they switch over, like, the walls and they change the color,
Starting point is 00:43:39 like the actual, like, texture of it. I think it's here. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I think it was here. Let me go back. Whatever. It's fine. It was cool.
Starting point is 00:43:47 It was sick as fuck. Mike was scared. It was a blast, but we live streamed this. We got some great clips from this. We got to put this stuff up. Yeah, this is crazy. We got to do it. Yeah, but you got to check it out.
Starting point is 00:43:57 That's awesome. This is a dream piece of content that I always wanted to make. Yeah, I wish we had pushed every year to be like, hey, can we somehow get a piece of the kind of funny crew down to Orlando and or L.A. And film us going through this. And we never get the opportunity to. So to do this with you, Roger, was a big deal.
Starting point is 00:44:13 I just wish they let me use the DJI camera because it would have looked so much better. We're able to use it. But hell yeah. I'm excited. I want to do regular Halloween Horanites with you. I want to actually do. I want to go to The Last of Us One.
Starting point is 00:44:23 I don't know if they still have that anymore, but I want to do it all. I want to do it all with here. So much fun. And then what else do we have here? Yeah, Halloween Horonites. Look at us. Looking good.
Starting point is 00:44:32 Bought a T-shirt. It's a nice... I survived Texas Chains on Mask. I did it. I will give it to you. Like that price for the t-shirt? Not bad. It was like $30.
Starting point is 00:44:40 They were pretty good things. Not bad. Very high quality shirts, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, the skitties. The skitties. So here we are night one. Okay.
Starting point is 00:44:49 Night one, Rogers kind of, Night one, Rogers' vibes aren't quite aligned yet. Okay, it's not aligned with the Vegas mentality quite yet, okay? We've gotten in safely. Everything has come up.
Starting point is 00:45:01 Mike and Roger. We're here together, ready for Kodnecks. We're up right now. And I'm trying to encourage Roger, like, let's let loose a little bit. You know what I mean? Backed out on the, weed pen. Totally cool, right?
Starting point is 00:45:12 Didn't want to go to the Bellagio for dinner. Totally cool, right? Did not want double margaritas for $40. Refused to take the double margarita at Aronino. You did come around, but it was a different night, right? And so he wasn't aligned quite yet. And as
Starting point is 00:45:28 you know, I've been playing a lot of Pokemon Emerald. And somehow, for some reason, in Pokemon, they exposed children to gambling very odd. So random. Slots and roulette. And it was crazy. that, you know, I found a lot of luck and a lot of love on purple skitties inside of of Pokemon Emerald.
Starting point is 00:45:47 And I was hit. I've been hitting so much that it was like, it's speaking to me that we have to go and gamble. Because you're not usually a gambler because I would go, I went to Tahoe with you and you weren't that person. No, no, no. I mean, I know we're going to lose. I know we're going to get slapped up, so I didn't need to. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:03 But now you're addicted. Well, I said, I'm getting, I'm hitting purple skitties. I'm going to hit. It's like I got to buy a lottery. I like how he said that Pokemon Emerald was introducing small children to it, but introducing grown-ass adults, aka Snowbike Mike. Mike to that. And so I looked at Roger, I was like, here's the deal, man, we got to hit this.
Starting point is 00:46:20 And Roger was like, I'm not really in the mood. Let's save it for later. And I was like, don't worry about it. I'll put down the 100. Let's do this. And Roger started to see the fucking future here because we were absolutely hitting numbers here. Hitten. We started to play the table.
Starting point is 00:46:38 Show on the table really quick. children table. Yeah, we were green, right? Yeah, we were. We were green? No, we weren't green. We weren't green. I don't think we were green. Oh, yeah, Black 22. That's what we did. A lot of Black 22. That is splitting the zero, which was definitely not working. Roger did like me splitting the zeros, but I said, Roger, there will always be a great reset, and you need to be ready.
Starting point is 00:46:59 It did hit once, but once out of 70 turns that we played, not enough, right? Black 22 hits, four hit, six and nine hit a lot. We like six and nine. And so throughout night one, we started with 100. All of a sudden now we're up to $400. We're up $300. And Roger is seeing the code. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:18 He's getting free drinks. He's excited. He's loving this energy. I loved it, man. I fell in love with roulette specifically. I cannot do blackjack because you just lose the money immediately. I loved the way that $100 can, if you are just decently spreading it out, you're going to hit. Like, that's just how this.
Starting point is 00:47:37 You got a good chance. We got a good chance. We didn't find love. in the 30s. Yeah, the 30s. 31 through 36, we never found a number. Never found it. We never hit. And whenever it hit down there, we always
Starting point is 00:47:46 lost that. Yeah, exactly. So we were spreading out, and we were just stretching that 100 out for the next few days, which was this. And I love that, like, we played with multiple people. There was this one lady with her husband. Oh, my God. And her husband was clearly, like, enough, Sharon. And Sharon looked at him and, like, gave him the nod, and he had to, like,
Starting point is 00:48:02 hand her more money. And then they left, and they came back. She put down more of his money, lost it all. She then looked at him and she goes, she gave him the wave off of no, no, no. And she reached into her own pocket, throws down more money. She was in it. And she was, like, truly, like, looking at it, like, it was a science. Like, she was spreading out of lap.
Starting point is 00:48:22 She was playing the board. She was doing the snake. It was wild. And I said to Roger multiple times, it was like, let's follow her. And Roger looked at me. He's like, no. And guess what? We will not follow her.
Starting point is 00:48:31 We got her ass a few times. And he locked in. Yeah, I locked it. He locked in. Then we had the Chicago Bears family come in. Yeah. her birthday. Yes.
Starting point is 00:48:40 And she kept telling me to put it on 30, and I accidentally put it on 33. She got mad about that. She got mad at that. That was fun, though. So, yeah, we hit that. And then, yeah, here's the next one is. Oh, I got to zoom out now.
Starting point is 00:48:52 There is. And then, there is. Look at me. What was that? $300 right there? Now, this was you without me. No, no, no. This is the night.
Starting point is 00:49:00 This is the same night. Oh, yeah. This is what I said. Yeah, yeah. We sent it to Nick. Yeah, yeah. So this is me with the Modelo. $300 in.
Starting point is 00:49:06 That was nice. Look at this, I was so happy. Look at this smile. So happy. This was the smile of the weekend of like, this was when Roger was like, I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.
Starting point is 00:49:17 I'm here in Vegas, ready to have some fun. And then we went up to the Skyfall, which is the top of the W, and we looked at this beautiful site, and me and I took a nice little... We had a nice little photo, a nice little drink right there. Also, that one guy with his loving wife came, and the Skyfall lounge was odd because they have this beautiful deck, and they closed it off in the middle, but they only had two sides available. And so they only let people stand on these tiny
Starting point is 00:49:42 little sides. And this guy with his wife show up and clearly the whole deck is like wide open except for these two areas where we're all jammed up. And the guy goes, can we go over there? What did I say to him, Roger? You said you can do anything, sir, which is an insane by the way, it's an insane line to say to a stranger.
Starting point is 00:49:59 He's in Vegas. You can do anything, sir. And I know that that is definitely the way that you see life. Like, you can do anything, sir. This man was 62 years old with his wife. Kent Jr. insane response. You could do anything, sir. This man was 62 years old
Starting point is 00:50:21 with his wife, looking to have an experience of a lifetime. Empty. No one's in there. The fucking bar is empty, Roger. They blocked it off, and you're going to tell me I'm going to look at that man and be like, nah, man, they got a blocked off. You can't go stand over there and get a view. Look at the back of my head instead.
Starting point is 00:50:38 No, I said, sir, get on over there. Have a wonderful... Show him the bag. Show him the photo with the bag again. We got the photo with the bag. My bag. Shut up. Show him the photo with the bag, Roger.
Starting point is 00:50:48 Okay? You know the photo with the bag. Now here's the deal. Mitchell, the fucking... You didn't hit it. I hit it. Mitchell, the bar back over there who kicked him out. He wouldn't get this bag, okay?
Starting point is 00:50:59 Because I would have looked at Ron and his loving wife, Barbara. And I would have said Ron and Barbara. You know, right now we have the station closed down. But I can see you guys having a fun time. I'm going to allow you guys to enjoy this beautiful view. Please be respectful. I don't want to clean again. Have a great time.
Starting point is 00:51:13 Yeah. And Ron would have been like, you know what? I'm buying another drink. Epic service. I'm getting you a backpack. No, no, no. You get, I take half the tips, though. Those tips are for the team, not for you.
Starting point is 00:51:30 And so, yeah, we really enjoyed the bar. That was a nice way to cap off night number one. Yeah, that was really nice. And also, like, again, I'm very frugal. $25 bucks for a drink expensive, but they didn't charge you for the Skyfall to go up there. You charge you for the drink.
Starting point is 00:51:42 That's worth the price of a mission. It's a beautiful view. And then that night, I had a moment where I had I forgot a toilet tree of my own. I forgot. Oh, snap. I forgot toothpaste.
Starting point is 00:51:53 So I did the responsible thing of like, okay, well, it's a five-star hotel. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a five-star hotel, right? I'm going to call up and I'm going to say, hey, do you have toothpaste? And then they said, yeah, we have toothpaste. We can send over a complimentary,
Starting point is 00:52:06 No, they said we can send over a dental pack for you. Oh, a dental pack is nice. I would assume that has floss of toothbrush and toothpaste. You would be mistaken, just a shitty toothbrush and toothpaste. No floss, insane. So they said, and I was like, hey, I did say the thing. I said, is this complimentary? It's a good call.
Starting point is 00:52:25 They said, yes, it is complimentary, sir. Do you want to show them what you got? Let's just set the tone. After yelling at Mike, okay, you know, now mind you, I did, I'm probably, I did. I did tell Rogers that don't ask how much it was because I'm definitely $100 in on I bought Eyebrow tweezers.
Starting point is 00:52:44 Why? You did not eat out of eyebrow tweezers? Oh my own scissors! Yeah! Two fries. You know, here's the deal. Here's a deal. Here's the deal.
Starting point is 00:52:54 Michael. They had the super mirror. I had the super mirror over there. And like, you know, the mirror that zooms in. And so I was like, ah, shit, I'm going to tweez these eyebrows up right now. I'm going to lock them in. And so I bought that.
Starting point is 00:53:07 I bought toothbrush, toothpaste, deodorant, face lotion. And eyedrops. I had eyedrops. That was $100. That was definitely $100, okay? But this is what Roger got. This is what Roger got, chat. I will say, it looks bad.
Starting point is 00:53:28 I will say it looks bad. Yeah. No, I didn't. Sorry. But that gets you through. But that gets you through, Roger. Yeah. I mean, it did, it did work.
Starting point is 00:53:38 Yeah, boys, what you do? Make sure you flip. Okay, cool. Thank you, Bear. Appreciate you. You have a good night. See you, homie. It is comically small.
Starting point is 00:53:47 The guy did give me two of them. And guess what? That lasts you. That one lasted me the entire trip. Oh, that's amazing. Yeah, I'm not, I'm not, you shouldn't use too much to that. You shouldn't be, like, just dousing the entire thing like that. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:53:58 How much toothpaste you use them? I get the whole toothbrush covered. Well, yeah, but I have the small little ones. I have, like, the electric one. I have the fancy electric one. I might use it, like, the long one. So it doesn't take that much. Maybe you double up on those.
Starting point is 00:54:09 What do you mean? Well, because they're so small. It's just like a little circular head and you double up. Oh, I put like a whole glop. You get the top row, put another glop on and get the bottom. I don't need, I didn't need that much. And they gave me two. So I think it was fine.
Starting point is 00:54:22 Well, I'm glad that you got that. Thank you. It was for free. It was for free. I felt happy with it. It was good toothpaste, too. Yeah, yeah. It was too.
Starting point is 00:54:29 I was not using those fucking brushes, though. They look awful. So, yeah, that was it. That was night one. Now we get tonight, too. Day two. Day two. So day two is Sunday. This is when I said, Roger,
Starting point is 00:54:40 if we are not pulled for the middle of the day Polaris event, let's go to this Raiders game. Of course, thankfully, we were pulled for the 1 o'clock Polaris event, which means no Raider game, but a ton of sleep. And so that rocks. Shout to everybody who stood up
Starting point is 00:54:56 and did the 6 a.m. and 7 a.m. block. You're incredible. Thank you for biting that bulletin. Because Mike and Roger would not have been happy with that one, okay? That was incredible. And so, me and Roger, Thanks to the crew over at Call of Duty, teamed up with Polaris once again to send us out to the middle of the desert
Starting point is 00:55:12 to rip it in the razor. Yeah. And this was sick. This was sick. This was sick. We were with your boy, but now he's, he's our boy, Tyler Robertson.
Starting point is 00:55:22 Yeah, I can't wait to tell a story about you and Tyler really connecting. Oh. I was third wheeling and I left. It was beautiful. Because they were so locked in that I had to walk away. Tyler's my goat.
Starting point is 00:55:31 He's incredible. He had an amazing time talking to him and connecting with him. And we got to spend time with Seth Macy. And Seth fucking Fancy. Seth Macy is so fun. Yeah, he is so energetic. He is like... Great energy. He is a great
Starting point is 00:55:44 energy, man. He needs to come to the studio. We need to get both of them on some podcasts. But yeah, Seth, meeting Seth was awesome. He's the nicest person of the world. So yeah, we ripped it in Polaris, race cars. Not race cars. What do you call the? Razors. Just razors? Okay, we'll call them razors. But yeah, here's a little video of this is, I believe, Tyler. And I want you to apologize to me.
Starting point is 00:56:03 I will. Roger? That was me. Roger? I will apologize. Put the face get. Put the face get. Because it was a lie. It was a lie. Roger. Well, you did start slow. But thanks to Coach Mike's encouragement, you drove really fast. I did drive really fast. I got Roger comfortable behind the wheel very quickly. Because I knew you and your Toyota are. Someone clip it out right now. This is Snowbike Mike apologizing to Roger right now. I took a shot at him earlier in the podcast. And I said he only went 15 miles an hour. That's not true. Okay. He went 15 miles an hour at first.
Starting point is 00:56:36 and I said, Roger, you got to believe in the craft. You got to let this puppy purr, let it rip. And Roger put his foot down on that throttle, and this thing ripped. I mean, he went up to 35 miles an hour, and it was getting sideways. And I was really proud of Roger for not being afraid behind the wheel. So Roger really stepped up, because it is one of those. I will say last year when we did the awesome Polaris Razor event, they had professional drivers with us.
Starting point is 00:57:04 This time around, we got to. to go behind the wheel ourselves. And I told the team, I said, I want us to go really fast. What was the word, Roger? Send it. Set the tone. Oh. I said, set the tone early.
Starting point is 00:57:17 Let's get out there and let's go really fast. And so I stepped up to be number one. This is me driving. I went first. Thank you, Seth, Macy. Yeah, this is me ripping a. Again, about 28, but the issue is the car in front of us. It was also locked at 30.
Starting point is 00:57:32 We weren't allowed to go over 30 miles an hour. and we were in a group of seven people in front of us. Oh, they can't see it? Oh, never mind. So we were locked into whatever, yeah, it's not popping up. That's weird. So we were locked into whatever the people in front of us were doing. And so we were kind of in a long line, but we still were able to hit some high highs.
Starting point is 00:57:53 We were still able to really grip it and rip it on some nice turns out in the desert. And it was a lot of fun to see that terrain, right? I think a lot of kids from around the globe maybe don't get to see. the Nevada desert like I have before. And so getting out there like that is really special and a whole lot of fun. And so to have Roger, Tyler,
Starting point is 00:58:14 Seth and myself experienced that with so many others was really, really dope. And it's fun, right? Because you ripped this thing in the game. But then when you're ripping it in real life, it's a different feeling. Yeah, this is me right here. Let me adjust this. I don't know what I was like that. But yeah, this is me right here. Just rip it.
Starting point is 00:58:30 Just ripping it. Go on 26, 27. Yeah, the car in front of us or the car in front of that. Yeah, we don't want to call Jay Browski. Was it Jay Browski? That was Jay Browski. No. Jay Browski. Oh, well, no, he was fine. And I told those two. I said, you guys got to rip. Yeah. You guys got to rip a little faster for the boys back here. For the boys. We're trying to get out there. This video is from Seth Macy over on Instagram, Seth G. Macy. So thank you so much for. Beautiful stuff out there.
Starting point is 00:58:55 So yeah, we ripped it. We had a good time. Shout out Tyler. Shout out. Seth. That was Sunday. Yeah, that was Sunday. They had the Lubu out, which was nice. That was good. And then over here. What else will we do that day? Oh, yeah. We got drunk that night. We went to, we hit the skitties again. We went to the roulette table.
Starting point is 00:59:15 This is when you sent it. Yes. So this is when I pulled back a little bit. Had a little too many margaritas the night before. Yeah. So then you started doing the thing. I'm asking. I let Roger grip it and rip it and rip it.
Starting point is 00:59:26 Yeah. And I was sending it. Let's get back after. And I'm like, Roger, with you, I'll do anything. Okay. So we went back out to the casino floor. Yeah. When we first went down,
Starting point is 00:59:34 there, I said, Roger, before we start, I want to eat. And like, Roger was ready to play, which I'll give it to. I, of course, was pushing. Let's go somewhere. And Roger was like, no, like, let's just keep it close. And I was like, that's totally cool with me, Rodge. That's fine. So we kept it close.
Starting point is 00:59:49 We walked down to the nice strip of restaurants there, and we walked up to the steakhouse. And for some reason, the whole hallway smelled like booty. Ass. Booty. Straight ass. It was crazy. I don't know if it was coming from the aquarium of, of Mandalay Bay.
Starting point is 01:00:05 I don't know if it was coming from the T-Mobile Arena, walkway. I don't know if it was the restaurant. But the whole walkway where all their fine dining restaurants were at the W. Mandalay Bay smelled like ass cheeks.
Starting point is 01:00:19 It was disgusting. And it was one of those. It hurt to smell. You can ignore it. I looked at you, Mike, and then I was like, am I just being a bitch right now? Am I just being a baby?
Starting point is 01:00:27 And you looked at me and you just said, we got to leave. And I was like, wow, that's what you does. This is going to ruin my dinner. And this was my dinner. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:33 Like, I was really hungry. This is what I wanted to eat. And so we sat down at this restaurant. And Roger looked at me and he was like, don't even get the drinks. I told this lady, get the water leaving the soda. And he said, no, no, we got to go. And so we stood up and we left.
Starting point is 01:00:48 And I was like, shit, I'm going to be hungry, right? But then we put it on the line. We started hitting skitties again. And we were hitting. We were definitely hitting on the first half. And then our guy took a break. And there was a moment where we were up. He went to go take a 15-minute break.
Starting point is 01:01:03 Roger put in a drink order and I needed a pee where we should have all left but I was like you know what Mike watcher of the money right now since Roger put in the drink order we'll just ride it you know we'll just
Starting point is 01:01:15 well I also I didn't before I put in a drink order I was like I need alcohol in me I'm gonna go get a drink how much can it be right so then I look at you and I like yeah the drink woman wasn't around so I was like okay let's go I'm gonna go you stay here I go hey let me get two double marks
Starting point is 01:01:31 cool makes them and it's like the you know it's like out the spigot, the spigot or whatever, right? Yeah, they got, that's sweet and sire coming out of that. Yeah, they just, you know what I mean? Phil, I didn't even think, see her put alcohol in it, but there was... lime juice and sweetness. She just kind of, like, yeah, she squirts it in there, puts the thing, doesn't even put salt on the rim, right?
Starting point is 01:01:50 Gives it to me, I'll be $80. I almost had a fucking panic attack. I was like, excuse me, $80? I paid it, whatever. And then, yeah, of course, when the drink lady came around right after that, I said, give me some more margaria. Because I was like, you know what? I'm going to milk this place for as much as I can get.
Starting point is 01:02:07 And that's when we crashed. Yeah, that was a crash. That's when we just, we couldn't pick a number. We couldn't. We don't know what was happening. We proceeded to just crash out and we lost all $400 that nights. Yes, we did. But I will say that's on you, though, a little bit.
Starting point is 01:02:20 I mean, here's the deal. It's 100% on me. Because as the watcher of the money, the first night and second night, right? Because they wouldn't let Roger P. They wouldn't let Roger Campbell. They wouldn't let me do it. That was on me. me because I should have pulled the rip cord
Starting point is 01:02:34 knowing that the... Hunter should have been our minimum and then we should have left. Yes, it wasn't our vibe. I knew right then and there. I could see it happening right in front of me. I've been there before of like, here it is. The guy has changed. We've got a new dealer. This isn't our
Starting point is 01:02:50 vibe. We lost one. We lost two. I really had to pee. I knew it was the time to go. But I said, we'll wait for Rogers' drink. And we lost it all before Rogers think he arrived. We lost it all. If you can show really quick, is the food that they had at the Oh, Roger liked this.
Starting point is 01:03:05 I love this food, man. It was perfect thing. Roger loved. They had all these stupid names for it. They had Flashbang Wellington's, which are, you know, exactly what you expect. Fantastic, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:03:13 This is me walking around. Oh, this is my favorite. They had sniper skewers. And then they had some, yeah, but they also had, what's it called? Chicken salad sandwiches, bro. I ate three of these things. We did eat big over here.
Starting point is 01:03:26 I ate huge. Yeah, it was crazy because, like, I had two sliders, and Roger was like, oh I ate big I ate huge and I was like Roger like that was like lunch like I didn't even eat that big it was like no Mike like I ate big
Starting point is 01:03:39 I don't need dinner and I was like I need dinners Yeah yeah yeah so I ate big I ate big and he also took a lot of snacks Oh this was when I left the t-shirt behind yeah you can tell this I dropped the thing So you know I'm fat I'm going through it
Starting point is 01:03:59 you know And so I bought, thanks to TikTok, the algorithm, they know, I bought shapeware for men, which is just a very tight under T-Shank's. Spanks, Spanx. I bought Spanx. I bought three of them, okay? And I wore them, and it's like just so tight on my body. So tight on my body.
Starting point is 01:04:29 I wasn't feeling good. Wait, wait, wait, you wore one. Yeah, I wore one. Okay, I thought you said you wore it. He bought three of them. You want me? I wore three of them at once. So I wore one as we head out to the ATV for Polaris.
Starting point is 01:04:42 And when we arrive, I was like, this doesn't feel good. It's too tight of my body. You know, I'm already struggling to breathe as is. I'm going to die. You know what I mean? So I got to ditch this. So I immediately go to the bathroom, take it off, throw it in the trash right away. And I was free.
Starting point is 01:05:00 Didn't wear one the rest of the trip. Oh, so you threw away the one underneath. you didn't throw away the nice one that says snow bike mic on the back. No, that's my Polaris jersey. Okay, okay, okay, yeah. I thought you were throwing away the Polaris jersey for some reason. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, you would never do that.
Starting point is 01:05:13 Never, never. So, yeah, we eat the food. And yeah, that was the night that we lost all the money. And then Roger took a thousand snacks. Took a thousand snacks. Roger loved the snacks. I brought some of them now today. That was good.
Starting point is 01:05:26 But yeah, so then we hit the table big, and then we go out to eat. We go out to eat. We go out to eat. So it take a walk over to the last. because that's the only place where there's a New York slice house open for dinner. And I'm like, well, we have to go eat. It's 11.30 a night. Like, let's go, Roger.
Starting point is 01:05:43 And so Roger and I walk over. They got a Raiders store, which I'm trying to explain to Roger, we need to buy something for Nick. He wouldn't let me do it. No. Very against it. I stand about that. Met some nice kids at the anime import store.
Starting point is 01:05:54 Oh, that's my favorite story. Is that I told Mike a week going into this. I said, Mike, I just want to let you know, just kind of like give you the heads up. Yeah. I'm going to pull the mic on your ass. I'm going to get your ass one time. And what the Mike is is he walks up to somebody. He has a conversation.
Starting point is 01:06:09 It's me, this other person and Mike. And then Mike always, what he does, he just... You get the conversation flowing. Get him over to Roger, walk away. Just walk away in the middle of a conversation. And now, not to say I'm stuck with the person, but, you know, now I feel obligated to continue this conversation maybe longer than it should have gone on because Mike has just left. And the other person notices every single time.
Starting point is 01:06:27 They always notice. They never not notice, right? They don't notice. So then I was like, I'm going to do that to you because hurt people. hurt people. And we go to this anime imports store. And the person's nice as hell, right? The nicest person.
Starting point is 01:06:38 And they're into Xbox. Which is wild, by the way, because, you know, Xbox has three fans. Xbox is down right now. Xbox is down. This guy's really into Xbox. He cares, like, it was a wild amount. He was talking about how he's playing South of Midnight. He's talking about Dragon Age, right?
Starting point is 01:06:50 Love Dragon Age. And then I'm talking to this guy. I'm a little drunk. I'm pretty drunk, actually. And then he's talking about Dragon Age. And I say, oh, I didn't play it. Mike did over here. Mike, you played Dragon Age, right?
Starting point is 01:07:00 Mike says, oh, yeah, I played Dragon Age. And then he says, Oh, yeah. I'm excited about, no, Mike says, what game are you excited about? And he says,
Starting point is 01:07:07 oh, I'm into Fable. Bang, that's my moment. I look at this guy and I say, oh, did you know that this guy over here
Starting point is 01:07:14 hosted an Xbox podcast? What? You did? And I just kind of disappear into the night. I disappeared into the night. It was awesome. It got me for 20.
Starting point is 01:07:23 It was good. It got me for 20. It was a good 20. It just disappeared. It kind of walked around a little bit. It was nice. It was nice. Not bad.
Starting point is 01:07:32 And I told Roger said, I'm buying this pizza. And Roger was like, I don't want pizza. And I was like, Roger, I'll buy you anything you want. It doesn't matter. It's 11.30 a night. We've got to eat. And I go, you want a stromboli? And Roger goes, what the hell is a stromboli?
Starting point is 01:07:44 And at that moment, another man and just looks right at Roger. It goes, you don't know what a stromboli is. And so these two are now talking stromboli. I order us two slices of pizza regardless. Like, just get the pizza going right now. As Roger's talking with this man about the stromboli, what did he tell you? Yeah, he's telling me about how important a stromboli. stromboli is and how it's basically like a pizza in a some type of bread and then you could take the
Starting point is 01:08:09 cheese and sorry the the sauce and put it on top of the stromboli in my head I'm like that's just the calzone that's a calzone so I don't know what the fuck he's talking about but he's really into this the sauce is not in the sauce the sauce is very important he likes he says they skimp out on the sauce in the pizza he really wants he really is excited for a stromboli uh so then what happens well let me tell let me tell you how it also it's on the AC because it's getting hot in here Oh, dude, why did the AC turn out? Dude, I had the AC cranked in the hotel all trip. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:37 And it never turned off. Did you notice that? Oh, yeah, never did. They're very nice about that. Shout to the W for letting the ACs just. Yeah, just letting all sit burn all the fossil fuse. I had that thing at 68 all day long. That was sick.
Starting point is 01:08:46 It's fantastic. And so here's how it goes. Me and Roger sit down. We eat the slices of pizza. I proceed to look at Roger and go, okay, I'm going to stand up. I'm going to throw our stuff away and grab a napkin to blow my nose. Let's get out of here, meaning get up, start walking to the egg yet. I'm sure you didn't say I need to use the bathroom.
Starting point is 01:09:03 That's what I said. You didn't say I'd use the bathroom. No. I could have sworn you said you were using the bathroom. So I stand up. I walk over to the trash can, throw everything away. I'm looking at Roger, who is now standing up and not moving. He is actively not moving anywhere.
Starting point is 01:09:18 And I'm going, what is his deal right now? And so I go, okay, it's fine. I walk towards the front door of the entrance. And now I've locked eyes on Roger, who's staring at his phone. He's smiling having the time of his life. And I'm loving that, right? I start to take a photo of Roger to just say, hey, I'm looking at you, let's get it going. No response.
Starting point is 01:09:37 I go, okay, let's see what happens. He's smiling. He's looking around. I go, okay, this is odd. And then I see Roger walk over to a man sitting down and proceed to take a food item from this man and put it in his mouth where I got this iconic photo of Roger eating a stranger's food in a mall food court. And I sent this to Roger, saying, what in the fuck are we doing here? And what happened, Roger? Okay, so the stromboli guy, I see him when I'm throwing away stuff.
Starting point is 01:10:10 And I'm like, hey, man, how was the stromboli? Yeah. And I'm going to be honest. Let's just take the peel of curtain back, right? When I looked over at him, I was hoping that the stromboli was still there. Roger likes the claim that he knew this man was going to give him the stromboli since the inception of being introduced to him 25 minutes ago. knew it. This guy was so passionate about
Starting point is 01:10:32 this food that if that food was still on his table, he would give me some. So I throw away my stuff. I see him, I say, hey man, how was the stromboli? He looks at me and says, hey man, it was pretty good, actually. I liked it a lot. I looked down on his plate. I see that it was cut in half perfectly. And then he says,
Starting point is 01:10:48 you want a bite? I said, oh, oh, you sure? Like, I act modest, right? Like, oh, you sure? Oh, I wouldn't do that. Do you sure? Oh, yeah, yeah, get in there, get in there. Get in there. Have a little bite. I say, okay, I see it was perfectly cut, so, you know, it's all good. I get in there. It's all as if he's not munching out of this, right?
Starting point is 01:11:03 So it was perfectly cut. I go, I take a bite. I'm about to take a bite. He says, hey, you got to get the sauce in there. Oh, dummy me. I should have gotten the sauce earlier. Now, this is where it gets messy. Because, of course, this guy did just dip his shit into the sauce.
Starting point is 01:11:16 Oh, he doubled dipped. He doubled dipped, I'm sure. He definitely doubled dips. He's not doing this a nice way, right? So I take a fork. I kind of politely put the sauce onto my stromboli, but my stromboli now. I like that there's a third man watching his one going on. Yeah, he was with the friend.
Starting point is 01:11:29 He was with his friend. friend. So then I go, and then I take a bite of the stramboy. I'm like, this is good, but I'm not going to eat the entire stramboli in front of him. I really wanted to, but I didn't want to do that in front of him because that's too much. And then I said, hey, because you gave me this, I'll throw away your stuff for you if you don't want your food, right? So he's like, oh, yeah, yeah, sure. Thank you. I pick up his stuff, just drop the stromboli right on the floor. Yeah. Right. So now I'm picking up the stromboli, the guy's looking at me, and then after all that happens, I look up and I see Mike looking at me the entire time. And it was like getting caught in an act, like your hand in the cookie you. jar. You just did the most shameful shit in the world that you were excited to tell somebody. Yeah. But now he saw it all happen. You can't even like take away all the embarrassing moments. I sent this photo to Nick Scarpino at 1230 at night saying, Roger's eating a stranger's food in the food court right now. It's unreal. I think that's what Nick knew that Mike and Roger were sending it.
Starting point is 01:12:21 I just want to let you know that just a quick history lesson about me. I will never forget the day that my dad took me to like a Chinese food restaurant. Not a restaurant. Like a takeout place in New York. right, and someone is eating at the takeout place, which in New York, you don't really do, right? You don't eat these fucking takeout places, right? It's like flies everywhere it sucks.
Starting point is 01:12:37 You want to just take it and go home. This woman's eating at the takeout places. And I remember being a small kid, and I'm asking her, what are you eating? I'm a small kid, probably like eight, seven. And she looks at me, she says, I'm eating the spare ribs. And I said, ooh, those look really good. And then she said, no, and then I looked at her,
Starting point is 01:12:56 I say, can I have some? And she was like, yeah, you could have something. I'm just not afraid to take some off your play. And then my dad looked at me with horror and said, no, he will not be having any. And we walked out very easily, very fast. And I will never forgive him for that day to this day because, man, I just wanted this fucking spare ribs. And this is my moment that I got to eat the stromboli from this other, this man. And it was a nice moment.
Starting point is 01:13:18 It was a bonding moment between him and I. Look at the face. I'm covering. Can you like slide that to the left so we can see this man's face? because, like, I'm covering it, but, like, we got to look at this. Like, seeing this man's face look at you. Look at him. Look at this guy.
Starting point is 01:13:35 Look at this guy. Look at Roger. For the audio listeners out there, he's, like, looking at Roger, half appalled, but really, like, proud of himself. Yeah, like, man, no, he looks at me, like, the way that, like, somebody on Hell's Kitchen looked at Gordon Ramsey of, like, man, I really hope he likes to strumbulli. He's going to like this stromboli. Like, what an insane pony. know this is. And so that ends night number two. I think it's a good
Starting point is 01:14:00 place to put the ads. Up next, we're going to talk about going to Cod next for Tech Day. We're going to talk about a big, awesome mixer that we attended. And we're going to talk about Call Duty next and the game of Black Ops Call Duty 7. A lot of numbers, I think.
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Starting point is 01:15:40 Daily. 2000. Like a baby saying words. That's Monday. For words for the first time. Call of Duty 7. Blackoff 7. Call of Duty.
Starting point is 01:15:49 Back up 7. Call of Duty. Call of Duty games daily. Oh. If we add a podcast, it would be called a Call of Duty. Games Daily. Did I call Call of Duty? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:02 Oh, shit. I might need some rest. We should order some food. I'm hungry. I was really hungry all day long. Not anymore? Well, I'm still hungry. They delivered my banana bread all the way from Pacific, California.
Starting point is 01:16:15 It's 15 miles away. How does that even work? So I'm sorry about this. Let's order some food. What do you want? What are you in the move for? I don't know. Chad, that wouldn't be Mike and Roger Street without ordering food.
Starting point is 01:16:27 What are we getting everybody? Chat. Chat, what do we get? What's the food? You want a little rice and chicken bowl? From what, Chipotle? No. We could do Chipotle. I was thinking from Momaji.
Starting point is 01:16:40 Momaji's so basic, bro. You don't like, it looks basic as far, bro. I like the basic thing. You want Chipotle? I would like, yeah, something a little bit more elevated. Okay, yeah, yeah, I'm sure that will help my body. No, no, don't do that. I like that.
Starting point is 01:16:53 I like that. Red Robin? No, that's burgers. We don't want that. I'm going to, no, I want a ball. You know, how much? How about Shake Shack? No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 01:17:00 You know what I'm on right now? What? Super duper burger. Fantastic. Super duper burger here in San Francisco is fantastic, my man. It's like, it's got some. Is it going to help you burger? I'm sorry, your belly?
Starting point is 01:17:15 Nothing will help me. Okay, what's the thing that's going to upset? I'm already ordering chicken, uh, chicken bowl. This is going to be great. From what? Chipotle? Yeah, it's just a little rice with chicken. Okay.
Starting point is 01:17:24 You give me the thing and then we'll talk. I got it for you. You're already up. I'll start it off. So now we're on Monday. Yep. Today is Monday, day number three out in Vegas. We are on Tech Test Day.
Starting point is 01:17:37 This is the day before we go live for Tuesday to show off and get to, you know, play games with all of you. And so this is a big day for the Call of Duty team as there's a lot of prep, a lot of energy into this day. And, of course, there's a lot of excitement for us, the crew out there that finally get to see where Call of Duty next will be held. Of course, we were heading out to Area 15 and what, Roger? What? What was the... Oh, the Imperium or something like that, so? Is that what you're trying to get at?
Starting point is 01:18:07 I think it's illumination. Illumination. How do I order this thing? How do I get, like, the rice and stuff in here? I don't know how to use this thing. It's happening. It's happening, everybody. I truly have no idea.
Starting point is 01:18:18 What do you want? Steak? I want steak. I want the rice, but I don't want to do the thing that you do where you have no anything on it. You want black beans or pinto beans? Black beans. Black beans. You want salsa?
Starting point is 01:18:30 Yeah, spicy. Spicy. Let me just give me. Yeah, now we got. Keep on talking. Illuminarium. Thank you so much. And so the crew has divided Call of Duty next and World Series of Warzone into two locations,
Starting point is 01:18:46 which was really, really excited. So we got to go out to Area 15 and Illuminarium as a group to go check out our spots where we'd be doing that. did we do anything before that? Oh, we took photos. We took photos and video. So we could show that right now. Yeah, we did. We got to go to the call duty photo booth.
Starting point is 01:19:04 Yeah, fuck, yeah. With, of course, the team over at Polaris once again to take some dope photos and some gifts together. So I told Roger, I said, let's go make some memories. And we did exactly that. Do you want chips? No. You get some chips if you like them.
Starting point is 01:19:18 Okay. Yeah, I bought chips. I love it. He knows he wants chips. I don't know why. Should we get Coca-Cola? No, we got a cokes in there. Yeah, but these are bottled.
Starting point is 01:19:28 I don't want it. Not enough people are carrying cherry coax. We got to start up the cherry coax. Dad, imagine if this was the podcast every day. I got to start up the cherry coke here. So we're taking some photos. Yeah, we take that. And I'm coming hot off of the battlefield photo, so I want something good.
Starting point is 01:19:45 Yeah. And I think we nailed it, Roger. Yeah, we did. I think you and I nailed the photos. Yeah, we did really good. This is the video, and then we did GIFs. So Jiffie, the team of our Jiffy was there. I let them know that I love their work
Starting point is 01:19:56 I didn't do well on this one Yeah this was not a great one I had a vision but I didn't work out It didn't work well but actually it did really well On the website if you look at the numbers Like yours was really really Yeah it's like 5,000 of you something like that's crazy That's crazy yeah way less than
Starting point is 01:20:07 Way less than the one that we did which is crazy So less or more Less So it's bad No you sorry yours is more than Oh really Yeah so this is Mike trying to do that And yeah he's like trying to look left look right
Starting point is 01:20:20 He was smiling too much Yeah he did do a little too much on the on the day He should have been like Whoa, you know what I mean? They try to get multiple takes out of it. Then, yeah. I think, yeah, did they do that one? Let's see what they ended up doing with this one.
Starting point is 01:20:33 Yeah, okay, they ended up using that one. Yeah, not bad. It's not bad, not my favorite. This is mine. That's pretty good. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad.
Starting point is 01:20:42 I should have a little bit more movement. And this is us, of course. This one, this one we nailed. This is goaded. This one we nailed because we were going to do the predator, like, two bros dappin, but then we went against that and with just like the normal patty cake. and I think we really nailed the Go Team. Yeah, it was really good because it looks like we're using both hands.
Starting point is 01:21:00 We're not using both hands. We're doing one. So people really enjoyed that one. That one I think was like trending on the front page of Jiffy or something like that, which is not. And they wrote Go Team on it. The team really figured it out. Go Team on that one. So that was the thumbnail right here.
Starting point is 01:21:16 Yeah, that was the beginning of the day. And then we hop on the bus. It takes forever for them to, for us. I mean, they got to move 250 people. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just saying. That's just like a lot of like getting getting ready. But we're talking with all my favorite creators.
Starting point is 01:21:28 Yes, we are. Right? It's crazy because I see Jay Browski finally. Yeah. I see my main man, Jay Browski. Can you bring up a photo, Jay Browski, please? Because he's my guy. I love Jay Broseky.
Starting point is 01:21:38 You all know that last year at Kodnecks, I made a lot of cool connections, a lot of friends with a lot of awesome creators that I'm going to go through. I want Jay Brosec right there, right there with the police mustache on him. Oh, okay. That's my Jay Browski. Right there, a couple over to the right. Keep going. Keep going.
Starting point is 01:21:53 Keep going. You see him. You can't even right there. Yes? Yeah. That's my Jay Browski. I love that guy. They kind of get Swishums as well. We'll shout out to Timmy, two cans out there, swishums. But I made a lot of great connections. And I saw Jay Broseky and his loving wife.
Starting point is 01:22:11 And, you know, I made a great connection with Jay Browski. He's definitely one. He's my one-on-one for sure. I love Jay Broski. He's definitely somebody that I get along with well. And Jay Browski had mentioned to me, he's like, my main man, Leonard Fernette is around. here. We're going to play some games with them. And it didn't register to me.
Starting point is 01:22:28 That all pro running back LSU alumni, one of the goats, was here. I didn't click. I was like, okay, Jay Brosec, I don't know what that means. I'll meet your boy, Leonard. I don't know what that is, right? I don't know who his Leonard is. And so I'm chopping it up, and we see my man.
Starting point is 01:22:43 Can you bring up Marmota Especial? I love Marmota Especial. That's my man right there from Mexico City. I love that kid a lot. He's great. You'll find him on YouTube probably. He's got, yeah, he's got the monkey. Yep, that's his logo. That's his logo. He puts that all of it. He's got his face or
Starting point is 01:22:59 no? He's got his face somewhere. You know what I mean? We'll find his face. But we got to see a lot of the creators down there. Fuck. His name is kind of like Hayabusa. You met him? He's from Brazil. I love this kid. Oh, it was the guy that was always dapping us up? One second. He's looking it up, everybody. I also met this guy named Scumt K. He was
Starting point is 01:23:23 pretty sick. He was nice. And then Hayashi. Hayashi. Hayashi. Hayashi. Hayashi. And then we also met Jackson Field, who is a YouTuber,
Starting point is 01:23:33 a sketch comedy person and streamer. And he is from Australia. Took a 30-hour flight to get across the world over here. And he was the nice. He was the first person we met, dapped him up, talked to him. Yeah, it was nice little photo. Yeah, there he is.
Starting point is 01:23:46 That's a nice little photo right there. Met him, and then we absolutely destroyed our friendship later on that week. So we will talk about that in a little bit. So we're in the lobby. We're getting to meet all my friends. Let's go through a couple of them. But let's bring up Jay Brodsky.
Starting point is 01:23:57 I love Jay Brookesky's content. He's super funny, super engaging. Make some great call-duty stuff. So go check out Jay Brosky. He uses voice chat and proximity chat all the time. So it's super fun. Looking for those clippable moments. You got introduced to her if you watched our stream.
Starting point is 01:24:15 Swishams, a former college basketball star, and now a call-of-duty streamer. She plays at like a pro level. She is awesome. I love M. I think she's really, really great. If you ever get the chance, go check out Swisham on Twitch. She is playing Call Duty at a super ultra-high level. And Scum TK is what I met. Oh, yeah, yeah, you met.
Starting point is 01:24:36 You met him a bunch of times. Yeah, I met him a bunch of times, Brian. Yeah, that was cool. He was a nice gibrony, too. That was sweet. A lot of nice people. I like that. And then give me, who's next, Marmota?
Starting point is 01:24:45 Marmota. That's my man. I don't know. I can't find him. Oh, does him? Yeah, he has this video where he's playing some guitar hero. He's going crazy. He's going crazy.
Starting point is 01:24:54 It shows a photo. He's got the crazy sock monkey as like his logo. Yeah, he's got all the cool videos, man. He does some cool stuff out there. Great audience, really well received. I love this guy. He always brings some great energy to me. And so, yeah, we got to see all of our friends as we geared up and got ready for tech test day.
Starting point is 01:25:12 Yeah, that was fun. And Roger, you cooked. Oh, yes. So they take us out there. We're in Area 15. We finally get into the area, into the actual like setup. And we're right by the entrance. Fucking lit, bro.
Starting point is 01:25:24 We're right at the end of three. Two areas. Two areas. What do you mean? So at the red carpet walkout, which I think you have a photo of you want to bring that up. We got a red carpet walkout, just like we did last year with me and the big orange carpet with the big three-headed super zombie. But we're walking out. We got the robo dog.
Starting point is 01:25:42 We got Tyler. We got Hamilton watches is in the building. We got everybody out here in the Vegas sun. Look at this robot dog. Robots going crazy. That's D-A-W-G. Dog. I unlocked one today while playing.
Starting point is 01:25:54 Oh, you played today? I jumped into the beta, I unlocked one. That's sick. It's crazy how much better we could be what. One controller, yeah. This is me trying to call the dog. Dog totally ignored me all the time. Even though it's just a guy right there in the corner of controlling it.
Starting point is 01:26:06 Dude, put this dog over to me. You clearly said I'm calling it out. You see me, bro. And so two different areas. One area called the portal inside of Area 15, which is the main area. If you ever go to Meow Wolf, you'll see. And then we were in the Illuminaria. Yeah, which was over here on the left.
Starting point is 01:26:23 Which is a very cool. spot. There's our boy Legion. Oh, Roger, you looked good today, bro. You looked good. Right here. We're right over here. But yeah, that was really sick. So they sent us over to the actual main area of Area 15. Yeah. Got a little chill, got a moment to look around, set up. Kind of see the vibe. We immediately go into an area that says, do not go into it. Mike and I just kind of walk right in there. Well, that's what I, you know, I saw my, I saw my crew, right? I saw Skump, the goat. I saw Hector from optic. Saw that guy with the great Tennessee waterfall.
Starting point is 01:26:55 The Kentucky Waterfall, I had to holler at them, you know what I mean? And so we sat down. We sat down there. We had a good time there. And then, yeah, they take us over, hey, now it's time. Check out your station. F1. Bang. We're there. F1, y'all.
Starting point is 01:27:09 F1, everybody. Let me see if I think I have some photos over here of the actual setup. We can get a, yeah, this is it. This is our, was our setup here. Bang, look at that, everybody. Look at that. Front door, first person you see. First person you see. If you are walking in there, you are walking right passed us directly. They knew what they were doing
Starting point is 01:27:25 here. And it says, yeah, Snowbike, Mike, and Rod former... It's like back in the day when Greg and all them assigned to seats and they put me at the front door, so I could greet everybody that came in, and then I moved to the bathrooms. This is you're trying to quiet quit. You're trying to get out of the building.
Starting point is 01:27:42 So yeah, we sat right there, which was really sick. It was a really nice setup. They had two computers per station. We got to talk about that shit. Two computers. I mean, they know what they're doing. The scale of this is unheard of. monitors, two computers per station, Elgado Wave,
Starting point is 01:27:57 everything was set up to perfect perfection, and we sat down there and we were playing and we were like, Mike was like, hey, we were already here, let's just share a controller, right? Let's just share a controller. Let's just, let's make some fun, let's do some really good goofy content. I was like, you know what? I love that, especially since the beta's coming out in the next day or so. It's not like, this is like exclusive. We need to play
Starting point is 01:28:15 this game now. No one's, like, let's just share the controller. Hell yeah. So we set it up, we're playing a game or two, and we're like, this is fun, but I really want to be able to see our hands because that really... Roger wants to see the hands. I want us to have... I want us to be able to hear things. Yes.
Starting point is 01:28:29 So we need to kind of figure this out here. So we get... We annoy the tech people, which we appreciate you so much, tech people. Thanks, you're so nice. I felt so bad, but you guys were still helpful. You got us a controller. You got us two headsets.
Starting point is 01:28:40 We figured out what was going on with the things. We could both hear the game. And then we then had the moment of like, okay, well, I want to see our hands. I want to be able to play the game with you and then show the audience that this is what we're doing. And you immediately were like, don't worry about that. I'm like, no, I want to do it. They don't need to see it. They should see it, chat, and let everybody know, chat, if you watch the stream, you know how good it was.
Starting point is 01:29:00 So, yeah, we set up the DJI camera the next day, and we kind of put a little border around it, and it looked really nice. So, yeah, that was a fun time over there. Really nice setup. And a beautiful little day of, like, talking to people, kind of getting the hype ready. They showed us a little presentation. And, yeah, the whole setup was just beautiful, as you can see right here. looking around here. Oh my gosh. They had We had Teep right across from us. Teep. Teep was right there. One of the war zone goats. And they had like projection on the wall and it looked amazing. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:29:30 Projections all over the wall was pretty sick. Yeah, it was, it was an interesting. It's a cool vibe. Cool vibe, but they were like playing music, like sounds during the stream. I thought that was kind of, did they do it last year? I know we didn't have the cool walls like that. We were in the big museum. It's a beautiful one. But it was, it was gorgeous. It was a really cool vibe. And they had parody between this area and then the other area
Starting point is 01:29:50 There were a lot of international. Yeah, a lot of international streamers were that at. So it was kind of really cool. So they were doing the presentation right here, right next to us, and then they were live streaming it across the way to the other people. So it was a really, really big situation. It felt huge, even though it was just for us, which was dope. I love it.
Starting point is 01:30:08 Yeah. So we did that. And then we're like, okay, cool. What are we doing for the rest of the day? Well, we're actually doing a little mixer for the rest of the night. And I was like... Olive Duty team is renting out all of Area 15 and Miao. And we're going to throw a giant mixer there where Dead Ops Arcade is going to be playable.
Starting point is 01:30:25 What? Not an arcade box. And we're like, what? Yeah. So we got to run around the whole building all by ourselves. Yeah, I was blown away at the stuff that they were doing here because I expected them to just kind of like have the area open and eat some food, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:30:38 No, they rents out every single place. Everything. Everything from, we did throwing knives. We did axe throwing. We did golf simulator. Golf simulator. Arcade. Zipline.
Starting point is 01:30:50 Zipline. Everything that's in Area 15 was open to us. Everything. All paid for, ready to rock. It was insane. So, yeah, we walk in there, and then the first thing we gravitate towards is axe throwing. So this is Mike over here. He's doing some axe throwing. Roger wouldn't let me throw behind my back.
Starting point is 01:31:06 He said I had to be respectful. Yeah, so Mike wasn't good, but he got there. He got there. He started. This is where I will say the decline of Mike started. This was the moment where you were just, you were crashing. Well, you have to remember. this is a 1 o'clock to 10 o'clock situation.
Starting point is 01:31:22 We're here all... No, I know, no, no, I'm not shitting on you. And I'm wearing... I'm wearing the skims, sleek wear that's pulled into my belly. You know what I mean? I'm fighting it. He's fighting his life.
Starting point is 01:31:39 I'm fighting for my life. But you got to admit, this is where the declines start happening. This is when you started quiet quitting a little bit. I saw you in the corner. Why, quitting? He's gone. You're in the corner. Me, me, Tyler, and Seth were all throwing knives.
Starting point is 01:31:49 And you were just like, I'm good. I'm hitting a wall, it's what I'm calling. I'm hitting. getting a proverbial wall, except for when we went golfing. Then I got absolutely in my zone. Yeah. But Seth was really great. Tyler got really great.
Starting point is 01:32:00 We went into Meow Wolf, the Omega Mart. Yeah, for some reason. And I got to see the guy who made me into the meat art, the meat arts. Yeah. How cool was that? That was so cool. Then I recognized him. That was crazy.
Starting point is 01:32:12 Yeah, guys, I'm just going to say it right now. Meow Wolf Omega Mart is the coolest thing that I've been to in probably a decade. I adored this place. I was blown away. And it's a way, it's something I don't. even want to like over explain because I want the secret for you. I didn't tell Roger anything. I didn't know.
Starting point is 01:32:28 I didn't know. I didn't know. Anything about this place. I will just say that it is if you are interested in experiences and art installations and you want something that you can take your friend, you can take your grandma, you can take your child, and you want to experience something that feels, I don't know, like it almost feels like a real life like control situation is what I will say. Like it goes deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and their secrets and their secrets and they're
Starting point is 01:32:52 things that you will never expect in there, and there's always a surprise. It is so, so impressive. And I was just, I wish I had the video here. I guess I didn't upload. But as I was walking through it, I had the camera on me, and I was just like, jaw open to the ground. Yeah. Could not believe every turn.
Starting point is 01:33:11 And you were acting like this is normal because you've been there before, right? I've been to this one and the one in Denver. Oh, wow. I'm all in on the Meow Wolf experience. And I'm so happy that when we walked in, Roger went his own way. Seth and Tyler went their own way. I was able to... I mean, mind you, chat.
Starting point is 01:33:27 They're usually having about 10,000 plus guests a day come in that place. There was only like 400 of us, right? So, like, it was completely empty. And I got to just relax. As Roger said, I was quiet quitting, aka, I was just hitting a wall crashing. And I got to sit there and enjoy the view. I got to look around the spots that I've always wanted to see. It was nice.
Starting point is 01:33:47 Yeah, they... Experience of a lifetime. Yeah, they were really welcoming, and I couldn't believe what they put on here. So I'm excited. because I will be back. I will be back in some capacity, definitely not in Vegas, but I will be going to Meow Wolf again,
Starting point is 01:33:58 and I'm excited to see what else they got, because that is a must go. You got to go to Universal Horror Nights, and you've got to go to Meow Wolf if you're here. Meow Wolf. Meow Wolf was incredible. And then, yeah, we hit some balls. Mike was hitting some balls.
Starting point is 01:34:22 on an arcade box. We were all like, holy shit, that's awesome. They had one arcade box decked out like this. The rest of the arcade was open for you to play completely for free, which was cool. They had, you know, Pac-Man. They had my favorite stuff, ski ball. I love ski ball. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:34:40 What they had for me, which, Tyler, if you have the image, please send it to me. I think you have the image. I take the photo of it. Oh, you did? Oh, perfect. I'll pull it, I'll pull it up here. I'll just type it in really cool. No, no, I didn't put it in a...
Starting point is 01:34:51 Okay, I put it in Slack. I turn it off. Don't worry. I'll put it on my phone. I'll just shove it up to the phone. Oh, show it up to the screen. Yeah. Roger got jazzed up over this. What is it, Roger? That is the Sopranos pinball machine. I was in love. I couldn't have been happier in my life. It is the greatest thing that I've ever seen. And I think I have seen it before. I watched the show. I saw one in person. I thought, how silly. And then I fully, like, after I finished the show, I was like, this is incredible. It's such a fun pinball machine. And it's so stupid and silly.
Starting point is 01:35:22 and it spoils the entire show, and it's awesome. It's, like, all the characters there, it's like, here's all the characters that die, and then you have to hit the ball, and then make sure that it sleets to the fish. It's so fun. It's such a quality. And I told Mike, I said,
Starting point is 01:35:32 if I hit the lottery, you wouldn't know, but there'd be signs. And that would be, if that's there. That's how you know. So good. So fun. We didn't even talk about the cool installation of the zombie. Oh, yes.
Starting point is 01:35:45 There was a zombie there talking, a robot. Talking to you. Someone was on the other side talking about you. I get so nervous on those situations. I always feel. like I don't know what to say. I remember I talked to Mario in New York City and I couldn't believe it. Mike was
Starting point is 01:35:56 talking to him though. I was talking to the robot. I was having fun with the robot. Yeah, you're having fun with the war bot. And then we had the one on the zip line over here. They had a zip line above the entirety of the area 15 and I got on it and it was sick. It didn't go as fast as I wanted to
Starting point is 01:36:12 and it was nice because I didn't feel like scared of my upper body because I have no fucking upper body strength. So I could sit down I could do that thing and had little throttles on it so you can go fast. But you know, me and me and Tyler were throttling the entire time. We weren't going fast. But it was a nice little designed situation there.
Starting point is 01:36:26 I will say, I'm trying to throw anyone with the bus. Whoa. It was a very funny situation. Oh, shit. Where you can... Oh, shit. Before you go into this, right, I'm with Tyler. Mike's like, I'm not doing that.
Starting point is 01:36:39 I feel like I'm a shit myself. And I was like, okay, Mike, just record for me. That'd be awesome. And we're about to go there and we're in line and they say, hey, you need to put your stuff, your bag into a locker. Right? So they have these lockers right in front of you. and the guy is like, hey, put your
Starting point is 01:36:52 locker, your stuff right in this locker. So I do it. I put myself in the locker. We get ready. We go. We go around. We go to loop to the book. I come back out.
Starting point is 01:37:00 And then I go to my locker and I go to open it up. And it's locked. It's fully locked. And I'm like, huh, that's weird. And I look at the guy. I say, hey, man, can you open this one up for me? And the guy says, what do you mean? And he said, this one.
Starting point is 01:37:11 Number one, I put my stuff in there. I'm pretty sure I put my stuff in there. And he immediately, I've never seen a guy lose it that fast. Go from 0 to 100, no, chill freaked out. What? You don't have the key? No, no man, you didn't give me a key. I didn't give you a key. Like, immediately starts bugging. And it is like a thing of like, I got scared now because I didn't think this is that big of a deal. He's freaking out like it is such a huge deal. Like, I am never going to see the stuff in this Walker ever again. And then he starts calling up
Starting point is 01:37:44 people. He goes on his radio and says, hey, we need help right now. And then he goes to the people that are working the zipline. It says, what's the name of this, this, this, right now? What is the name of this place? Where's the name of this, this, this ride? And the guy's like, I don't know the zip line. He's like, we need somebody right now with the zip line, right now. Security Guard goes over. He's chill. He doesn't give a fuck. He's like, I think I have something. Starts putting a bunch of keys in there very slowly
Starting point is 01:38:05 while the guy's watching him and just freaking out. It doesn't open up. And then he's like, oh, fuck, oh fuck. He's walking back and forth. The next person comes back from the zipline. There was like three people in line. comes out of the zip on, walks over, walks right, walks right to the locker with a key, opens it up. The guy just put my stuff, didn't realize that I put my stuff in there
Starting point is 01:38:29 or didn't think about it, and then just let the person behind me put his stuff also in that locker. And, man, the guy was freaking out. It was, it was wild. I don't blame the guy, but it was just a little bit weird that after all of that, he just kind of, like, didn't say, like, hey, man, like, sorry that happened. man, that was crazy. Like, oh, man, he just completely ignored that. He just, like, kind of looks away and just kind of, like, zone.
Starting point is 01:38:53 It was the end of the night. It was the end of the night. It was the night. It was the lot. So, yeah, that's not me calling out the guy. It was just more of a funny experience. The end of the night. There was just so much anxiety connected to his locker.
Starting point is 01:39:05 It was dark in there. There's a lot of black light. It's, like, tough to see. I get it. I get it. So, yeah, we do that. And then we just head home. And then, yeah, tomorrow's...
Starting point is 01:39:13 That was the end of the night. Because the next morning was wake up ball. It wasn't the end of the night. Because I wrote Roger and Messrs. I said, I ordered room service. Come to my place. Okay? Let's share this burger. I also got chocolate cake.
Starting point is 01:39:29 There's also the second night that you ordered DoorDash. No response. Yeah. No response from Roger. Okay, there I am. Giant burger, French fries, chocolate cake, two Coca-Cola's in a water. Two Coca-Cola's. That wasn't including me, though.
Starting point is 01:39:45 That wasn't including me into the fat. None of this was... Also, by the way, we ate food there. It was bad food. We ate food. Yeah, that's fine. The mac and cheese was good. Macon cheese was good.
Starting point is 01:39:54 The chicken tenders. Oh, I like those. No. Oh, no, Mike. I don't like those ones. They feel like so freezer. And so let me tell you that the burger wasn't up to par.
Starting point is 01:40:08 And you'll hear about that very, very soon as something's going to happen to me the following day. Yeah, so then Mike, we wake up 6 a.m. we're in the lobby. Mike's there. We're all there. I'm talking to, uh, yeah, I'm talking to Tyler. I'm talking to, uh, just a lot of people walking around. This is the day, this is the time when I go see J. Broske again. I say, how you feeling? You look like a million bucks. And who's standing next to him? It's Leonard Furnett. He goes, this is my friend Leonard Furnett. And I'm, I'm stunned. I am absolutely stunned that I am
Starting point is 01:40:39 shaking Leonard Furnett's hand, dapping him up and saying what up. We're chatting. We're laughing. They're good friends. and I was stunned that at 6.45 a.m. I was talking to playoff Lenny. Yeah, playoff Lenny. I have no idea who this man is. That was fucking crazy. No idea who this man is.
Starting point is 01:40:55 It was nice. It was nice man. So did you play it cool or did you just kind of? Oh, I absolutely lost my mind. Well, I lost my mind later on to a different person. But, like, I played it cool. The funny thing about Mike is that you would think that he would be the person that would play it cool at all times, no matter what? But, like, he just surprisingly doesn't.
Starting point is 01:41:12 Oh, I blew up in front of Leonard for that. I fucking freaked out. I was like, holy shit. Oh, yeah, he looked to be stunned. It's like, holy shit, is Leonard Fernette here on a fucking Tuesday. This is insane, man. That's hilarious. And so it's super dope.
Starting point is 01:41:26 We dapped each other up. We became friends because you'll see later on in the video. He recognizes me many of times. Immediately. And like, we are now, we're bros here. We're bros here. That shit was awesome, man. So shout to Jay Broski for the introduction.
Starting point is 01:41:41 That was super cool. Shout to Leonard Frenet for being a part of it and having fun. Shut up the call of duty for having Leonard Fonette. That was crazy. That was one of the coolest moments around. And so, yeah, that kicks off the morning of like, let's get over there. Let's get to our stations. Let's turn on and let's make sure we're ready to rock and roll by 9 a.m. for the big roll call.
Starting point is 01:42:02 Leonard Furnett is a football player? Yes. Super Bowl champion football. Oh, really? I didn't know that. LSU alum played for the Tigers in Death Valley. Oh, that's pretty sick. Who do you play as for NFL?
Starting point is 01:42:13 you know, there's only one death valley. Who do you play for a... There's only one Tiger team. Who do you play for NFL? Tampa Buccaneers with Tom Brady. Oh, shit, okay. Okay, I know about them. I know about them.
Starting point is 01:42:24 You know about them? I know about them. So we get to the event hall where we're there. Mike is tired and groggy. Oh, yeah, that's the thing. Mike is uptight. See, now Roger says that I was quiet here and, like, I was falling apart.
Starting point is 01:42:37 Secretly, I was battling. Oh, okay. Many people don't know. I've been going to something. Okay. I am now battling. Reference to what happened last night, what I ate late last night, right? So I am now internally battling something inside of me, a demon.
Starting point is 01:42:56 Roger is looking at me as if I don't want to give it my all. No, I'm out here trying to give everything I can to Roger, while also not dying in front of him in the wrong way. Yeah, I'm sure I find the meme, but it was like, I got a tummy ache, but I'm being really, They don't know that I have a tummy ache And I'm being really brave about it That's me, bro.
Starting point is 01:43:17 That's me That's you in the corner Omega Buster gets it When Mike is quiet, the gears are turning. Thank you, exactly. Is this what you're showing them? Yeah, yeah, there it is. This is me.
Starting point is 01:43:31 Very brave about it, Roger. I have to make it from 6.45 a.m. Until about 3 o'clock. And then with us, we went even longer. We didn't get back until about 4 o'clock, so I was definitely feeling it. Could have just said anything to me, though. You could have just said, hey, but I have Crohn's disease. I'm the one that gets it.
Starting point is 01:43:48 Like, I understand if someone doesn't tell me ache. But I was being brave about it. Yeah, you were being brave about. I was being brave about. You know, you would love the Sopranos because that's the whole thing about Tony Sopranos that he says, whatever happened to the strong, silent type. Mike is five. He's the strong.
Starting point is 01:44:03 You are 35 years old, Washi says. Fuck Washi. So I'm battling for my life. And he's silent. He's silent in the beginning. of the stream, you see it in the beginning of like he refuses. Look at him. Look at him. Look at him, Mike.
Starting point is 01:44:18 This does not look like the... Wait, let me show. Let me show. He's drinking a monster. Okay, you're okay, okay. False, false, false, false. That monster also was a bad decision. Look at it. There's a man. That's a man battling for his life.
Starting point is 01:44:36 That's a man who's being brave. Then I proceeded to drink the monster that sat on top of a man. everything that was going out of my belly. Bad decision, Michael. Oh, God, I knew something was off. Alpup says, yeah. I thought he was mad at me.
Starting point is 01:44:50 I thought something was happening. No, his tummy was hurt in the entire guy. Exactly. Bad tummy. There was something going around. Drinking a monster on a tummy ache is wild. We chugged the monster. Oh, yeah, we did.
Starting point is 01:45:03 No, you said that we should chugget it. Don't put that on me. That's the people came by. They were like, you're going to shugging on this monster? Yeah, sure we were going to shugging a monster. So, yeah, we should we show them around. We actually played. We had a good time.
Starting point is 01:45:14 So, yeah, we get in there. We sit down. Okay, ready to go. Let's play. And, yeah, we played with one controller. Yeah, let's tell him this. That was a huge, huge deal for us because we were able to kind of get the attention of a lot of people on the stream, on Activision side, and just the audience. You guys loved it.
Starting point is 01:45:34 And it was really fun. This is a great call. It was very kind of us to be like, yeah, we'll let you two come. But, like, you got a share station. As Roger knows, I wanted to play after last year. And so we had the conversation of like, all right, we'll split time. And on a split-second decision, it was a brilliant move for us to just do this together. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:45:55 We got to share the experience together. We never had to leave each other's side. One of us just wasn't aimlessly walking around doing nothing, right? And so we had so much fun doing this, right? And so shout to Roger for the quick thinking. Of course, my best friend, my one-of-one, he knows that, in this and just sharing the experience. And we had so much fun. We got to play
Starting point is 01:46:15 Call Duty multiplayer, we played zombies, and we played Warzone. Yeah. Right? And starting off, I've gone down to Traiark. I previewed Call Duty Black Op 7. I came back with all of you talking about all the big things that's coming to Black Op. 7. But to be able to play it live
Starting point is 01:46:32 with Roger was a big deal. Because it feel... Multiplayer is fun. Yeah. Multiplayer feels good. What? 18 new weapons that bring him back some old classic weapons like the M8s, A1, or A4, which is super awesome to have in hand. The wall bounce with Omni Movement Plus feels great, and it does feel like the next version of Omni movement of like, what more can we add to this before it gets two off the rails?
Starting point is 01:46:57 And having that, like, wall bounce up to three different bounces at a time felt really, really good. Yeah, there's a lot of fun stuff you can do there. I think it's going to get a little sweaty in the competitive scene and, like, a lot of online. And you, because, you know, you know, like, the timer on Call of Duty of, like, you get a few months until you're washed if you don't play it. You get a month, probably a few weeks, honestly. That time is going to be halfed and half and a half because you're going to have so many people doing insane jumps off walls.
Starting point is 01:47:23 It's going to be, it's going to be wild. It was awesome. It's a fun. It's a fun time. Yeah, again, as I said in the last podcast, that doesn't exist. Yeah, this is a remake. This is a remake. We don't do.
Starting point is 01:47:33 We don't talk about today. It might delete it. Good call. We, the Blackop Six is such an amazing video game. It's actually probably one of my favorite video games of all. They crush Black. If I really think about it, it is the definitive Call of Duty that I love. I adore it.
Starting point is 01:47:47 I do think that they could have been a little faster on the updates side of it, but as like an actual product, it's incredible. So for them to iterate on it and to add the triple jumps, jumping off walls, to add a lot of the futuristic stuff, and to really double down on what made Blackop Six special. You can tell that they knew that that game was special in development of it. so then that's what this game is. So you can say, yeah, it feels like an expansion, right?
Starting point is 01:48:09 And I think, yeah, maybe it does, but it feels like a true sequel to Black Op. 6, which is what I want. It doesn't just feel like a map pack because they do put the futuristic code of paint over it. I love the Call of Duty or Call of Duty Black Ops 2 look. I say it feels like Call of Duty Black Ops 3, maybe a little advanced warfare.
Starting point is 01:48:30 Maybe a little bit. Just because of the wall bouncing, I think gets you up kind of like having that jet pack. but I like the flow. I like the new perks as well. I liked taking the tax sprint off and making it a perk and going, hey, if you want X, Y, and Z with movement and gun stability, you have to use these perks, right?
Starting point is 01:48:48 If you want to be able to sprint while looking down the sites, you have to use this. If you want to be able to hit the bump button and knife somebody, like an old call duties, that's a perk now. Like that's the stuff that's important. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a big fan of the perks system.
Starting point is 01:49:02 Yeah, and I like the mastery perks, right, where you're able to take multiple perks, and if you have certain combinations, you get another special perk on top of that. So that really changes the way that we do things. And yeah, we spent a lot of time in the creating a class menu and building out stuff.
Starting point is 01:49:17 I'm very excited to get my hands on it. I mean, it's out right now in terms of the beta. So I'm very excited to continue to play it, but I had a great time playing with you. And playing with the split controller, let's just say it right now, not that bad. But then we had a blast. We had a blast.
Starting point is 01:49:30 Maybe some people aren't as connected as we are. I can see it. Yeah. Nick and Andy, they would kill them each other. I can see it. They would kill each other, bro. They could never, bro. And so, yeah, new maps look great, played great, Roger.
Starting point is 01:49:41 I had a ton of fun with the maps as well. We didn't get to show off the new game mode. I talked about it, but it was on the list, but we kept avoiding it. Oh, it was there? Yeah, we kept avoiding it. We were clicking on other things. That's on me. It's awesome.
Starting point is 01:49:55 We were doing a whole lot of other things. Okay, well, it was there. And then they also had zombies, which we played. We quickly went to zombies, which is tough playing two persons. Yeah, we had to switch. I had to be the one that's moving. No, you were the one of moving, and I had to be the one looking. Yeah, I had to teach you the zombie walk, right?
Starting point is 01:50:10 And so the new zombies map, you're not a huge fan of, but I like what they're doing. Yeah, my thing with it is that the idea here is that it is multiple smaller zombie maps, essentially, right? With a house and a building and, like, you know, maybe one has juggernaug, one has the gumballs, and then in order to get to the other places, instead of walking or running around and traversing, you're just getting in a car and you're driving your car from one area to another through tunnels that you're then going around a bunch of mines and explosives and dodging zombies. So it makes it a little bit, it's interesting because you're jumping in a car and that's cool there, but it did feel very like, I saw the Matrix when I was playing this, right?
Starting point is 01:50:47 I saw like, okay, you have these smaller things and you have this little tunnel that is kind of copy and paste and I like my zombies gameplay to be, hey, I'm able to run from one area to another. I love unlocking things so I can get, from one, you know, I can open up the zip line so I can zip line from the entire map to one place. That's why I loved Liberty Falls, because you're able to do that by the ending of it. You can really kind of hone in on that map. This, jumping in the car and having that be the default,
Starting point is 01:51:12 I don't know if there's a way to teleport. I'm sure there will be. Maybe. Actually, I don't know. You don't know. You never know. The pack of punch was on the back of the car, which I really liked. Yeah. That was cool. You know, we have to remember as well. It's like, we only got to play for an hour. That's a good call, actually. Mike and Roger played solo the whole entire time, split in the controller. We died first. So we never got to have a good flow with it. We got 12 rounds. But I am
Starting point is 01:51:32 very excited to see like four players actually giving that they're all. What does it look like hopping in the car and driving from spot to spot? What if I leave Roger behind at one spot and go to the next one without him? Like, I'm excited about this for sure. That's a good call the packet punch on the back of the truck.
Starting point is 01:51:49 I think that's dope. Yeah, that was cool. We're like you're building out the car to be stronger and stronger, right? Because it is a Wunda vehicle and it's going to, you know, get stronger like your guns. So it'll be interesting to see. But I agree the the driving area, Roger, was odd. And you can't kill the zombies.
Starting point is 01:52:04 They said, don't ever get out. You're going to die. Don't kill the zombies. So it was an odd one right there. But I liked the idea of, hey, all these points of interest, we're going to, you know, once every so often, we're going to build it out so it's the own standalone spot for you guys. So we played that.
Starting point is 01:52:22 Had a good time. Again, made Call of Duty history. We got to level 12. Call of Duty history. Yep, Call of Duty history. Call of Duty history was the big name of the game. And then we went into the new map, which was the name of it. I always forgot.
Starting point is 01:52:34 Avens Hollow? Avens Hollow. That sounds about it. Which is two Call of Duty zombie maps together. Yes. So it is Liberty Falls and... Did it another zombie's map? Yeah, I thought it was.
Starting point is 01:52:47 I think it's just one. I think it's just Liberty Falls and then they expand upon it. Something. But correct just from the wrong chat. But yeah, it's Liberty Falls. And this is, sorry, I'm confused about this. So this is the rebirth or resurgence? Resurgence is the name of the game mode.
Starting point is 01:52:59 So any small map is usually resurgence. Okay, gotcha. And so that's what this is. You're thinking of Rebirth Island, right? And so, yeah, this is going to be the new resurgence map, which will be a smaller, hey, if you die, you come back type situation. And, you know, as someone who has fallen off of war zone this year, but still secretly loves it and wishes that all my friends would play it with me every single night still.
Starting point is 01:53:21 I'm looking at you, Krasnka. I was so happy to hear that we had a new map, and it was a new resurgence map. I'm happy that Verdansk is back and still around, but I love the smaller in-your-face maps that resurgence brings from Rebirth Island to Sheika Island. Of course, you have Area 99 and more. But, like, this map felt good,
Starting point is 01:53:42 and it looked really good with the color palette and kind of being in Appalachia in the fall, had a really cool touch to it. I liked the points of interest from the riverboat to the lumberyard. This was when I told Roger said, step aside, I have to play this now. Yeah, but you did give me a chance. You gave me a chance to play this one.
Starting point is 01:53:58 I enjoyed it. I had a good time. Swisham definitely carried me, but we had a good time. Swisham, yep. This is when we squatted up with Swisham. And yeah, like, you can see not much high ground, right? Like height isn't a massive one. There isn't some giant cliff top that people will be perched up on top of.
Starting point is 01:54:13 Like, one of the highest points is like the bank, which is what we're going to run to here in just a moment. And we took the high ground for a little bit, but I liked being down low in the buildings. I like that everything is kind of like three stories maximum. Yeah. It all felt good. And the gunplay is still the very best. The movement felt good. It was a big win.
Starting point is 01:54:32 Yeah, it was a really big win. And then you, after that, they, uh, hey, switch over to Verdansk, which was a weird one. Yeah, this one, unfortunately was maybe, I think everybody wanted to either stay on the small map or probably go back to like multiplayer and zombies, but Verdance is getting an update. They will be adding two new points of interest, one new and one that's been there before, but kind of getting some rework done to it. And so we went back to Verdansk, and this one was a little tough, right? I say that I love Rebirth or Verdansk, but I just, after playing the small map,
Starting point is 01:55:08 I just wanted to be on the small map for a little bit, right? You want that new flashy thing in front of you. But it was cool to see the two new points of interest. It's always great going back to Verdanz. It's one of the best. And we had some fun comical moments on this. And this is actually one that I accidentally stumbled upon. This is us in the Gulag.
Starting point is 01:55:23 We shared her controller only for this moment in the, in the worst. because I let you play more zone because I know you're the guy and I don't want to step on the seriousness of that. But it was you and the gulag against Jackson Field who we met, as we said earlier, we met from Australia, one of our, you know, closest best friends now. Well, now we're in the gulag with him.
Starting point is 01:55:41 So we're going to, we were like, hey, let's figure out if we can clown out of it. So you know we're going to clown you out. Let's see. Yeah, this is it right now. Yeah. I think I'm putting the audio right now. Yeah, they couldn't hear that one. So this is me going around and then I'm like, oh, let's go. Oh, my goal.
Starting point is 01:55:55 Let's go around here. And then he goes right. And then, yeah, we found us that. We love you, Jackson. We love you. Yeah, he was pissed. Yeah, that was good. That was good.
Starting point is 01:56:08 I saw him in the casino the next night, that night. And he looked at me. He was like, bro, I was fucked up what you guys did to me. Show him what fat boy did to me. Oh, yeah, so I had that. Turn off, turn it off. Shout out the fat boy. Yeah, so I have that moment right here.
Starting point is 01:56:20 What a fun time. It's like my first time in the gulag from a long time. And I'm like, let's just team up and let's get out together. Secretly, I was going to get. I was going to kill him. You all know me. Like, secretly I was going to get him. I was going to do them dirty.
Starting point is 01:56:32 Oh, yeah, of course. I wasn't going to let him slide like that. Yeah. And I was like, fat boy, like, let me get one on you. Let's team up here. And fat boys say, say on God. Yeah. And I said on God.
Starting point is 01:56:42 We don't have to kill each other. You and I, we can just ex-fill out of here. Two bros. They get here. No need to die. Just two bros working together. We don't got to do it. Fat boys yell at me.
Starting point is 01:56:54 You don't do it. I won't do it. You don't do it. I won't shoot. He says, say on God, we'll do it. Say on God. On God. Sad boy.
Starting point is 01:57:02 Why you lie to me? Sam boy, we'll find you in here. He said, say on God. That boy, fat boy, we'll find you. And then this is the part two. This is the part of it. Hold on. Let's do this.
Starting point is 01:57:17 Let's do this. This is from Evan Yon's clip out, by the way. Shout to Evan Yon. Thank you so much for doing all this first. I said, bro, I said, he's like, don't kill me. I'm like, I'm going to kill you. And he's like, you sure. I'm like, on God.
Starting point is 01:57:28 And he's like, what? I'm like, I said on God. And then he says, say on God. So I'm thinking he told me because he's not saying on God. He said, say on God. So I'm like, all, it's green light. So I just came when I started a bump in the corner of. And then I was like, damn, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:57:47 Oh, my God. And he just said on God or whatever, but he said so good. Shout out to fat boy. That's a sad boy. Experience of a lifetime. And then that's when the broadcast starts to end. And at that moment, we know. noticed, oh, snap, we're at the front door of this event.
Starting point is 01:58:02 Every single person is going to walk by Roger and I throughout this. And so it started with this, Roger. Tell him, Roger, what happened? Oh, with the person? I mean, it started with this. It started with this moment. And I just want, I'm just going to show this. We're going to watch it.
Starting point is 01:58:21 And then we're going to put the full cam up and we're going to break it down a little bit. Okay, here it is. This is an incredible moment. You see it in my eyes. Watch this, everybody. Best Stevie Oki is right to find him. Don't Steve. Hey.
Starting point is 01:58:30 Yo, I love knuckcase. We love knucketka's. Hey, man. Great to meet you, man. Hey, yeah, shout out. Steve Aoki, everybody. One piece rocks. Hey, love your work, man.
Starting point is 01:58:42 Hey. Who wants to have to have a little quick for us? We're breaking bad, better call saw, man. Love it, bro. Hell, yeah. It's kind of funny. Thanks for stopping by and say what up. Hey, man.
Starting point is 01:58:53 Hey, man. You'll have a good time, man. Roger looks at me. Rewind for a second. Rewind to your face. Just show them your face when you lock eyes with Steve. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at the fucking face Roger has.
Starting point is 01:59:09 As he knows, Mike just yelled at me for a week about how he wants to see Steve Ayoki and and now is the moment where Roger is on it. Roger sees Steve Aoki live in it right there. Oh, shit, it's Steve Aoki. He says to me. Oh, shit. Aoki. Oh shit. It's
Starting point is 01:59:32 Steve Aoki. And you look, you make eye contact and then it's just the boat. So put on the face gap, put all the face again, because we need to talk about it. I say, I try to make the connection immediately, right? So I said, we love nutcase. Yes, we love nutcase. We love nutcase. He immediately comes over because he's like, oh, wow, I am a part of that. And I said, I
Starting point is 01:59:48 drank it. And then what did you say? I said, I drank it. What did you say after that? I said, one piece of rights. Then I panicked. I had no idea what to say. I didn't know how to keep him. I just said One Piece Rock. One Piece. I could have said,
Starting point is 02:00:06 Yo, invited to a nightclub. Throw a cake in my face. You like Call a Dune. I love your music. Awesome to have you here, man. That One Piece remake was nasty that you did. No, I just said, you're one piece. One Piece rocks.
Starting point is 02:00:20 I love One Piece. Oh, man. You're an incredible person. And so that kicks off just a line. Well, no. We got to talk about the next person who was right there, which is Daniel Magata. who is, who plays one of the Salamanca twins on Breaking Bad.
Starting point is 02:00:38 And the funniest part about this is that he walks in with Steve Aoki at the same time, like they are connected, like they are somehow know each other. They do not know each other. This is not, this is very much a separate two people walking into the same time. We have two celebrities coming in together, but they're not together whatsoever. And yeah, they're cousins, there's no way that's true. Steve, if Steve Aoki and that guy are cousins? There's no way.
Starting point is 02:01:03 Or are they? There's no way their cousins. No, don't say that, Casey. Casey, don't say that. There's no way. But they walk in together, and it is the funniest clip of all time. Because you see Steve Aoki, and then you just see the guy from breaking bad. You thought the interaction was done?
Starting point is 02:01:19 No, Roger just rolls us in to another celebrity meeting, which was crazy. And he loved talking. He loved talking. He was there. He was happy to hang out with Mike and Roger. We're going to try to get him on a kind of funny podcast. Yeah, baby. Yeah, obviously.
Starting point is 02:01:34 We shut up with Greg and Andy. Yeah, yeah. But, you know, he's very sweet. Everyone was very sweet. Yeah. And yeah, when he left, not when he left. When Steve Ayoki left, he also came back and we said hi to him. He said, hey, nice to see you to have a good one.
Starting point is 02:01:46 But yeah, that was an incredible moment of like, wow, the two, it is like, you see that one clip, and then you just see the most random person ever right after that. Yeah, yeah, he streams as well. So shout out to that. He talked about a stream. He does stream. He does stream. But, yeah, if you look through it, yeah, oh, fuck, this is.
Starting point is 02:02:04 We are just dying. We just, every single, every five minutes, Mike and I would look each other, just be like, fuck, man, can you believe that just happening? Can you believe? The story, yeah, the, the, we finished the story.
Starting point is 02:02:14 We said we were going to meet Steve Yayoki. We made it happen. We manifested. Roger, it's unbelievable, because I was mad at you all week up to it of all I wanted to do is go to Steve Ayoki and you put your foot down. You're like, we're not doing that.
Starting point is 02:02:26 And then to meet Steve Ayoki at the end is the greatest feeling out. It was an incredible moment. The greatest feeling ever. We always had that image now. So yeah, we had a few people on the stream afterwards. We had Scum, of course. We had Legion came through. We got Legion. Shouts, my man.
Starting point is 02:02:41 Legion, bro. Legion is Greg Miller. Yes. Greg Miller is Legion. These two dudes, if you love Greg Miller, you would love Legion and what he does. He is so awesome. He's a great streamer, great content creator, and he is just so much fun to be around. He's quick.
Starting point is 02:02:56 He's funny. He rocks, man. He rocks. Yeah, I know. He's awesome. And he... I love Leisure. He was the person in the beginning of the stream, of the week that made me.
Starting point is 02:03:03 that made me feel really. Him and his wife made me feel really at home, and were just so sweet to me. And they did the Greg Miller thing, right? When you meet Greg Miller for the first time, even if, no matter who you are in this world, he will look at you, he will, he will spend the time to laugh with you and to really connect with you.
Starting point is 02:03:18 And that's exactly what Legion and his wife did. So shout out to both of them. It was really incredible and they are, they're the sweetest people and made me feel at home. And a place bar I felt very uncomfy at first. So they're the best. Where's the Chipotle? Is it here?
Starting point is 02:03:30 It's right outside the door. Oh, man. I thought we're going to eat on a stream. Oh, shit. watching. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then who is this? Oh, shit, it's Lenny, bro. Look at me and Lenny lock eyes, bro. Look at him. Because he knew we were dapping, bro. Let me, let's say put it on full game, because I knew I had to get a dab off. We'll play off landing, bro. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me try to go for it. Yeah, there go. Okay, that's pretty good. That's a pretty good one. That's not bad. Yeah, the entire time I was having a bad time in terms of-
Starting point is 02:03:56 I fucked up when Duke Dennis came through. Can we get Duke Dennis? He's on the beginning of our stream. Can you get that? Do you know how to get that? Yeah, I'm sure Evan broke it out. You think Evan broke out Duke Dennis? I don't think he did. Oh, yeah, Duke of Fair. That's Duke Dennis! Watch me, watch me fuck this up. Watch me fucked this up.
Starting point is 02:04:13 Oh, no. Go back. Look at his fog, because he noticed it. He's like, oh, shit, I know this white boy. I know this kid. Watch me fuck this up. Watch me fuck this up. Watch me fuck this up.
Starting point is 02:04:25 Oh, Jesus, Rogers. Jesus, Roger. Go back. Get him again. Hit him again with Duke Dennis. I love CB's. bad. Hey listen, come on. It was not bad. It felt worse than it did. Remind the whole thing. Let me see Duke Dennis again, man.
Starting point is 02:04:40 Man, what a movie star that guy looks like. Movie star. You want, that man walks into the room. It's like, oh, that's a rich person. That's a rich person. Yeah, that's a real person right there. That's a rich person. That person's on another skin glowing, grill on point. Like, you look at that man, you're like, that man is rich and famous. Yeah, that's my man, Duke, Doug Dennis. I love, that we were two years in a row of me, Duke Dennis is talking like this and he's recognizing me now which is
Starting point is 02:05:06 awesome. Yeah, that's so sick. Shout out, dude. I will say, I will say this is kind of wild that I did this, but I have it on a hard drive. I didn't put it here. Is that before Duke, but at the ending, when all the cameras were off, I kept on recording because I saw Duke Dennis coming over. And I was like, I'm going to get one more
Starting point is 02:05:22 Dap up and it was a clean dab. My favorite was Duke Dennis is across the hall right. And Duke Dennis is standing up like this. And Roger goes, Oh my God, Duke Dennis is so tall. And I'm like, Roger, he's not nine feet fucking tall, bro. He was on a platform.
Starting point is 02:05:40 I didn't realize. Get down. You're going to fucking die. Oh, my God. Who else did we meet? Who else did we meet? Optic. Who's the optic?
Starting point is 02:05:51 Oh, we met the optic boy, scumpy. We met optic right there. There's Teeps. Shout to Teeps giving you all your favorite ward. That was a clean dab. That was a clean dab. That was solid. That was solid.
Starting point is 02:06:03 You had the easiest dab. I had a difficult dapp. What do you mean? My dapps were difficult because I had to come across my body with my right hand. You're coming in looking at them. Let's see. Let's see the dapp. That was a good one.
Starting point is 02:06:15 Okay. I mean, I deliver. Deliver defts. Teeps, you know, from Warzone. It's fun to watch Teeps and Stone Mountain engage with the devs because, like, they're in the weeds of this shit. So they go really tough. Oh, we didn't talk about it. Put the full cam on.
Starting point is 02:06:31 Put the full cam on. Mike. Yeah. So you're saying that your stomach was hurting as soon as you got there. Yeah. You had a monster, okay? We chugged it. We had to get the mood up.
Starting point is 02:06:42 What'd you have for lunch there? They had little seizures, hot and ready pizzas delivered. I stepped out to go see what's the hubbub. I noticed that they had the pizza pockets that I like. I ate two of those with a man outside. I offered. He was working security. offered them to him. He said, I can't eat those while I'm working.
Starting point is 02:07:06 And they didn't sit well. They didn't sit well either. Yeah, so Little Caesar's, a monster energy drink, and food poisoning. They're all brewing up here, Chad. Because guess what? We're going to add more onto that in just a little bit, too. Yeah, because then... We're going to go out to dinner and lunch. Yeah, because then we go, and then I'm talking to Tyler and Seth,
Starting point is 02:07:27 and they recorded us for a little interview at IGN. I don't know if that's going to go live, because I did, You did sing Nikki Minaj all the way through. I did sing Super Bass. I killed that shit. And I also might have upset upsetted the Call of Duty audience by saying something I don't really understand, but I just said it. And we will see. It's going to be good content.
Starting point is 02:07:48 But we did an interview with them. They were doing a bunch of interviews. And then we were like, hey. Show the optic people really quick first. Because we did meet Optic royalty. Of course, this is Jay and Trey. It's my buddy Jay and Trey out here. These are two brothers.
Starting point is 02:08:02 Only the one brother was here. They dropped the nuke last year. So you remember them. They were the first to drop the nuke at Call Duty next. But this is Jay from the two brothers. I love them. They got me into Call Do or 2K shout casting. So I owe a lot to these two bros and how great they are.
Starting point is 02:08:17 But they are a ton of fun right there. And I'm so glad that Roger got to meet them. But as we were talking with him. Oh, yeah. As we're talking. Wait, what? If you press play, it happens while it's happening. Scumpy walks by.
Starting point is 02:08:30 and then Hector from Optic Gaming. Oh, okay. The creator of Optic, the godfather of Call Duty e-sports, showed up with his crew in Optic Gaming. Shotsie was there, one of the very best, and we got to have a moment there
Starting point is 02:08:44 with Optic royalty, which was a big deal. Yeah, and then we did try to interview the security guard behind us, and he wouldn't do it. The chat wanted it. You want to it. The chat wanted it.
Starting point is 02:08:54 And then that's our next door. Yes, yes. She put up with Mike and Roger screaming in her ear, Yeah, she was awesome. Aero was her name. She was awesome. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:09:03 But yeah, so then after that, we're like, hey, let's go get some food. They've been wanting to get this barbecue. And then Mike tried to make it look like this was all me. I think Roger recommended it for a second time. Yeah, I did. I mean, well, they were like, what do we want to get? And I'm like, I don't know, some barbecue place that was really good. She liked it.
Starting point is 02:09:18 And then Mike didn't say anything, by the way. Didn't say, oh, I'm on the mood. Well, that's when I was fighting for my life. Yeah, I know. But then you also on the last podcast, which we're remaking right now. I also wanted the meatloaf. because you hyped up the meatloaf last time. It was good.
Starting point is 02:09:30 So I was like, you know what? If Roger wants to go here again, I'm going to order the meatloaf. Yeah. You did talk shit on the last podcast that doesn't exist, saying that I, like, oh, we ate at two places. How dare I?
Starting point is 02:09:41 Mike. Okay, you're right, Roger. But I wanted to go to Italy. You could have just told me. I wanted to go to Paris, Paris. You know what I mean? I wanted to go to the Bellagio. Didn't say any of that.
Starting point is 02:09:53 He said, okay, we go. So, yeah, we finally go. We go to this place. I had a great time. I had my... And I'm absolutely feeling it. Yeah, you're dying. You're nonverbal.
Starting point is 02:09:59 I am dying. Completely non-brile. I've taken three bites. Tyler, if you're in the chat, Tyler would tell you. I have taken three bites of this meatloaf, and I know I'm in for one hell of a night. Yeah. Yeah, you were dying. You were dying.
Starting point is 02:10:11 And then Roger looks just as he goes, just so you know, chat. The Blue Man Group comes tonight. We should all go. I said, did you know, just so you know, chat is what I said. We arrived. He's like, the Blue Man Group plays at 6. It's 4 o'clock now. Let's all go.
Starting point is 02:10:26 and I just nod in my head and go, yeah, baby, show me the text. And I proceed to go to my room and my stomach is flipped upside down. Yeah, yeah. And Roger calls me at 530, he goes, we're going to walk over there. I said, just so you know, I'm not getting up. Send me the ticket. We'll talk about it. I said, Roger texts me, he goes, I'm sitting.
Starting point is 02:10:47 And I said, I'm sitting. I'm sitting in a different way. That's what you need to know, Chad. I'm sitting in a dumb way. So, yeah, so then we go to the, me, Tyler, and Seth, go to the, the Blue Man Group, which I've always wanted to go to. Big deal. It was my mom's first Broadway show, and she loves it, and she talks about it. Like, it's, you know, truly, like, an innovative act that she's never seen before.
Starting point is 02:11:06 Because it is. I mean, she lived and turned out her entire life, so her first Broadway show. That was a big deal. Man, I love the Blue Man Group. I had a good time with it. They're washed. It sucks. They don't got it? No, not, no, they do have it. Like, it just sucks in terms of, like, man, it's a small little theater. Oh, the Luxor Theater is tiny.
Starting point is 02:11:22 It's tiny. It feels like a community center theater. It's empty, too. like there's not that many people. Like they gave us free like seed upgrades. They're not washed. They're doing a great show.
Starting point is 02:11:31 A bang up job over there. They're not washed. The whole, there, there may be a career of the Blue Band group needs a little revitalization. Maybe they need a little shot in the arm.
Starting point is 02:11:39 How did the Jabalakis stay so relevant? Who's the Jabalakis? The guys with the masks that dance. I don't know who these. Do you think you can dance season one? Oh. The Jabal walkies got an MGM grand. Yes,
Starting point is 02:11:52 I do know the Jabalwis. How do they stay relevant because they don't show their face so nobody can connect. for them similar to the Blue Man Group. But yeah, they showed their face, though, there. Blue Man Group, you see the blue face. You can't tell who he is, though.
Starting point is 02:12:04 You don't know that's Allen from San Diego. Yeah, but they're killing it, apparently. I mean, people like to go to see Dance Cruise, dancing. They're doing a great job. They're killing it. Yeah, but here's the thing. I didn't realize how comedy-based the Blue Man Group.
Starting point is 02:12:17 Oh, very comedy-based. Very comedy-based. Some of the bits didn't hate it, but they start off in the beginning with kind of like this ticker, and they want you to read the ticker the entire time. It's like a funny little bit. Seth was into a Tyler. Tyler got called up and was called as like one of the volunteers to help out with something. So that was a fun little moment.
Starting point is 02:12:35 See, that's pretty fucked up of Tyler because I would have known that you always wanted to see the Blue Man Group, but I would have said this guy. That's actually too. Tyler, you should have said, hey, actually, I'm going to defer. This guy. I'm going to defer to the band that's always. I'm not going to ship my past. I'm not on stage.
Starting point is 02:12:49 So I'm going to look at him. Fred Armisen is a former Blue Man. That's insane. Now you know. That's wild. But yeah, I had a fun time with them. laughing. It's 50 bucks. You know what else you're going to do? You're going to lose that money in Vegas. You got to go see the blue man group. Great call. Yeah, it did feel bad that Mike was
Starting point is 02:13:05 shitting his brains out. But then that night we came back and then I was like, hey, they're like, hey, do you want to get some food? I don't know. And then I was like, you know what? We're in this weird in between space. We ate already. Let's wait an hour, 7 p.m. Let's all regroup. Let's get some food. I put it in the group chat. Hey, Seth, Tyler, Mike, let's go out. Let's get some food. Seth says, hey, my stomach's hurting, I'm good. You guys go. Mike, let's go. Mike's there with me and Tyler.
Starting point is 02:13:32 I always like, I have to do this for the skitties. Yeah, for the skitties. You wanted to hit the roulette wheel. So then me, Tyler, and Mike go down to an Irish pub inside of the W. Yeah. Here's just so everyone knows. I thought we were going directly to Skitties. No, Roger was taking us to dinner and drinks, which I was unaware of.
Starting point is 02:13:53 I thought we were just going to skitties at the beginning. So that's why I came down. It was like, I could probably make skitties there. But then when I arrived, he was like, oh, let's go eat. And I was like, I wish that you would have told me this. I had to understand I was in a haste. Tuesday, 7.48 p.m. The only text message I sent about the subject, y'all up for some food around 8.30.
Starting point is 02:14:19 So initially, it was only food. I had no idea. I was only in for the skitties. My stomach is bumping as well, but I just got out of the shower, and I'm slowly getting ready. I'll be a couple minutes late. So you knew food was. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't make any problems.
Starting point is 02:14:35 I love that one, chat. So we walked down, we get some food. Food was good. Food was good, reasonable priced. I had a good time with it. Me and Talah were having a great time. Well, before we had the food. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:14:44 What did I buy? What did you buy? Before we went out the center. Oh, you buy the advil, you fucking idiot. No, what did I buy? a frappuccino and alka selser and we proceed to walk and I'm thinking okay cool
Starting point is 02:15:08 we'll just hit the casino table right now we're gonna be all good and Roger was like oh we're gonna go eat let's go up to that pub and I'm like oh shit why did you get the framer we're all protesting me and Tyler are like that's a bad idea homie that's a bad idea they were not happy with that yeah and I said I need a little pick me up I need a little pick me up yeah okay you had monster energy drink you get to drink that
Starting point is 02:15:28 that would have been right so we get to the pub, you know, they sit down, they order the guys like, you need anything? I'm like, no. He sees my t-shirt. He sees my t-shirt. I'm wearing my one-piece t-shirt, because I bought two of them. And he's like, one-piece rules. And I was like, yo, chainsaw man rules. He had chainsaw man pins on. So that was sick. And then I had the Alka-Seltzer. And so there's two things that happen. One, Roger and Tyler are just connecting. Yeah. Okay. This is a blossoming
Starting point is 02:15:57 friendship and I'm third wheeling the shit out of this, okay? I can't get a word in edgewise. No, no, no. They're so deep in conversation and locked in that I can't even say anything. I can't say my tummy hurts and I'm being brave. I can't say oh wow, that's a crazy factoid.
Starting point is 02:16:15 No, these two are crazy factoid. That's why I know you weren't listening to the conversation. I'm talking, friendship was blossomed. So I want you all to remember when I make this decision in seven minutes from now what my mind was going to
Starting point is 02:16:32 because Roger and Tyler were just connecting on a deeper level than I you know, third wheel Mike could do. Then I also put two Alka-Seltzer's in the water and I started to drink it and I started to get wavy.
Starting point is 02:16:47 It started to get a little wavy. My body felt some type of way. And the... What do you're wavy? I don't know how to describe it. Roger, I'm fucking my eyes were getting waving. Maybe it was delusional. What do you want to tell you?
Starting point is 02:17:03 I don't know. I was on another plane of existence at this point. Yeah, yeah. Okay. And so they get their food. And now, mind you, I've sat most of the food. Like, we were only seven minutes away from them finishing their dinner. It's not like we had just started.
Starting point is 02:17:19 And I knew I had to make the goodbye. I had to make the move. And so I look at Roger and I look at it. I look at Tyler, I go, I'll be right back. They think I'm going to the bathroom. Yeah, like we think that. Like, we don't know you. I secretly was walking.
Starting point is 02:17:35 Yeah, was secretly. I was walking home. And so as I walked out, the Las Vegas Aces game just let out. So there was a large crowd that I had to navigate through. I had to be so brave to navigate through them. And I made my way to the downstairs of the W. And that's when I sent my text message. that said, what did it say?
Starting point is 02:17:57 Went back to the room to lay down. Y'all have a good night, bro, bros. And that was because they were so dialed in that I couldn't be a third person. That's, hey, selfish, unselfish lover. Unselfish lover. Now, did I shit my pants the moment I walked through the door? Yes.
Starting point is 02:18:13 Did I have to throw away those shorts in the hotel? Yes. What? Yeah, I told you. Like, fully. I was just fucking let it out. So there I was at 9 o'clock at night questioning, am I going to make it home?
Starting point is 02:18:36 Where are we going to be in fucking 12 hours when we have to get on a plane? Am I going to make it? So you shit your shorts. Was it like one of those? Let's be honest. It was a fart you thought. And then it was just you died?
Starting point is 02:18:53 Let it let it out. You didn't care. You didn't care what it was. No, I cared what it was. My body was dying, bro. dying in this one. You put me through the ringer for 36 hours. Me.
Starting point is 02:19:07 Me. Hey, you. The monster, trying to kill me. I had no idea about this. I had no idea that you actually shit. Poked me at night in the morning. Why are you so quiet?
Starting point is 02:19:22 Mike, I need you up right now. I gave you my all. I crawled across the finish line. Clearly you didn't because you shake your in the hotel room. Literally, and by the way, let me just let you know about the, like, the floor plan of this. Two bathrooms. Two bathrooms.
Starting point is 02:19:39 One of them, I, and I shit you not. I use that word literally. Five steps away from the entrance. Not even. Three steps. It's a beautiful hotel room. So you can walk into the, you walked into the room and just shit yourself? I went to the bathroom.
Starting point is 02:19:56 Oh. Yeah. So, wait, what? We don't need to draw it up. Yeah, we do. We're already here. We don't need to draw it up here. You're already right there.
Starting point is 02:20:04 I fell apart. They got it. They got the fucking gist. No, no, I need to understand this. What are you talking about? I died at the finish line. That's all you need to know. He says, thank you, Daniel Z.
Starting point is 02:20:19 We already got you there. You got the joke out of me. You get to laugh and make fun of me for the while. At the finish line. I'm a warrior. Let him move on. And then, as you would think, wow, Mike, you gave it your all. I don't know how you woke up the next morning and made it on time.
Starting point is 02:20:40 There I was. Set the alarm, 6 a.m. Up at 6. Feeling good. Ready to go attack the day. I pack up all my luggage. I get to take a little nap from 645 to 715. I shower.
Starting point is 02:20:56 I put on my clothes. My travel pants. Get down. at 7.45 for an 8 o'clock bus ride. Meet the call duty team. They're happy. I say, I'm going to go get some Starbucks, which I probably didn't even more of,
Starting point is 02:21:09 but I did anyways. And I text Roger at 8 o'clock to let him know I'm here, ready to rock and roll. I get a message exactly at 8 a.m. I'm in the bus. And everybody, I woke up at 805. The bus was supposed to leave at 8. they had to call my room and wake me up
Starting point is 02:21:32 on the actual landline at the hotel and I woke up in a panic and the first thing I check is my phone and I see that text. I'm in the bus and that is never a text you want from Sobike button. I'm in the bus. He's there before you. So I stayed up way too late, hidden skitties. I went down to the roulette table. I asked you if you wanted to go.
Starting point is 02:21:52 You said I'm dying. I started to feel better at 1130 at night. I tripled my money. I went from 100 to 300 to 300. went back down to 200, called it a night about 1-130 a.m. And I was like, you know what?
Starting point is 02:22:03 I deserve a little bath right before I leave. Just one last one. Oh, my God. I took a bath one night. It was so much fun. So hot. So hot.
Starting point is 02:22:12 So hot. We were talking about this on the other street. So wet and bullets. Sweating. Do that water gets so hot. But yeah, I got a little...
Starting point is 02:22:20 I would love to pay you a picture what I did. We did it. We did it on the stream. But yeah, show us what you did. So there I was in the bathtub. And it's so. hot, you know? Then I get the cold water
Starting point is 02:22:30 in there, I start mixing it up to cool it down a little bit, right? I'm a witch brewing the cold just trying to cool it down a little bit so I can put my body in there. So then I put my body in there, I'm sitting there watching videos. It's a great time. Yeah, same. Then I'm like, God damn, it's so fucking hot. So then I stand up.
Starting point is 02:22:48 I'm on the side of the tub like this, right? He's on the tub like this. This is me. I'm sweating bullets, Roger. I'm sweating like it's a goddamn sauna, right? I'm sweating like it's a goddamn sata, right? I'm sweating like It was a sauna. So the point where I had to turn on the cold water, ledges hit me on the back side.
Starting point is 02:23:04 No one can see this. You're just on your hands and knees just for me. I did this a similar thing where I was so hot in there that I would put my hands. I would put my hands on the side of the tub, and I would just kind of like make myself float so that I was like floating above it like like that. It was bad. It was really bad. Oh.
Starting point is 02:23:26 And so yeah. 8 a.m. I'm fucking in a panic, right? I leave behind, I left behind my steam deck charger. That was the one thing I forgot. No. Yeah,
Starting point is 02:23:34 he was all mad at me the whole day. Like, Mike, I left something behind him. Like, no, you're fine. I did. I left behind some of the
Starting point is 02:23:40 Call of Duty swag that I didn't want, so I let them know about that. But I think, yeah, I definitely did leave behind my steam deck charger. Not a huge deal because that's actually about a meaning to get a better one of that.
Starting point is 02:23:49 I ripped that out of the wall anyways. Yeah. But yeah. Ran downstairs, dude, I was in such a fucking, like, panic that as I was running
Starting point is 02:23:57 downstairs I had to stop myself because definitely my fly was open you know what I mean like it was that level of like fucking running around dude Mike was dying laughing about this I was in the we get to the airport we get there right on time we like literally like maybe 15 minutes early before the perfect timing actually
Starting point is 02:24:13 I don't know about the other airport also by the way it wasn't just us there was other people on that bus I don't know about their shit situations but I hope they got they're fine but either way so I get we get to the airport and I'm like fuck I have sucks in my pocket. And he says, what? I put, I stuffed my socks
Starting point is 02:24:29 in, or some random socks on the floor that I had in my pocket because I was in such a rush. So in the middle of this airport, I have to fucking open up my bag and put my socks from my pocket in there. And then, yeah, Mike and I, we hopped on the plane, got delayed about an hour and a half. Oh, that was tough. Yeah. I immediately
Starting point is 02:24:46 say, oh, you know, I'd out loud of tight about. Out loud. Because it's one of those of like, we literally all boarded. We'd push off from the gate. We are three minutes into taxiing. Ready to go. Ladies and gentlemen,
Starting point is 02:25:01 this is your pilot speaking. Is it a good impression? Captain Steve here. I have some unfortunate news. Looks like San Francisco's got some bad weather. I looked at the weather. It wasn't fucking bad at all. It's fucking San Francisco and sunny every day here.
Starting point is 02:25:17 I look that you said I look at the weather. It was fine, bro. It was fine. You can lay it. Don't worry about it. It's laughing. Uh, yeah, it looks like we're going to have to sit here on the tarmac for about 45 more minutes. We're going to take off in an hour.
Starting point is 02:25:31 It's like, dude, pull this fucking plane up right now and let us get out. So there I go. I watched Gone in 60 seconds for the first ever. Yeah, I saw you doing that. Yeah, what a movie. You know Angelina Jolese in that? Oh, really? I didn't know that.
Starting point is 02:25:46 She wasn't wanted. She was curving that bullet. She was curving that bullet. Yes, I watched Gone 60 seconds. not as cool as I thought it was going to be. I thought it was going to be a little bit cooler, but it's very cool. Nick Cage's brother gets into some really shady shit,
Starting point is 02:26:00 so then they're known as, like, carjackers, and then what happens is the mob boss who's into shady shit is mad at Nick Cage's brother. So he's like, I'm going to kill your brother, or you're going to go steal all of these cars for me, 50 cars, and though they try to start, but then they get caught, so then they have to do it again in 24 hours, and Nick Cage and his crew have to steal 50 cars in 24 hours.
Starting point is 02:26:22 And the cops are chasing them. And then he's got to talk with the mob boss. And, you know, it's a whole thing. That's pretty sick. Folly of errors happened. Folly of errors. Polly of errors. So I'm uptight.
Starting point is 02:26:37 Yeah. I made sure to sit next to Roger, which I'm very happy with. Yeah, it was luckily he was on the other aisle. Like, he was next to me, but like we, we had an aisle. That's the perfect situation. Honestly, I agree. I agree. If you and a partner, if you and Roger fly, like that's the way to do it.
Starting point is 02:26:53 Does anybody in me? Like, I would like, if me and my fiance would fly, I think that's what to fly. And that's where you're announcing, you're engaged. Like, why, why sit in the middle seat when you both can have the aisle seat? That's actually goaded. Just throwing it out there. That's actually, goaded. You're right next to each other.
Starting point is 02:27:12 You can talk. You're both in an aisle seat. Why force one member? You're going to hold hands in the middle of the aisle. People have to jump over you. To sit in the seat like that, you know what I mean? That's exciting. That's actually really mind-blank.
Starting point is 02:27:23 Yeah, Mike was there. my noise-canceling headphones on that I did pass out I didn't hear any of it it was beautiful that's sweet I don't think I snored I was really mindful like when I try Demir when I when I when I surrender to me now and I line up when I line up with it
Starting point is 02:27:38 oh you're talking about the Labibu you got a Labibu everyone saw that though the Labu Roger killed it with the Labuobu at it that was great killed the Labu That was great I killed this Labu Leanzi likes hers she thinks it's cute she got the pink one I think the Labu rocks bro I love this yeah I love it
Starting point is 02:27:53 And so, yeah, I took a nap. Roger didn't say I snored, so I'm going to pretend like I didn't snore. Yeah, we're going to say that. Finish the movie with 12 minutes left, so I didn't get to see the true finale. But I got the gist. Yeah, you got the gist. They probably survived. The barler probably dies or something.
Starting point is 02:28:10 Yeah, maybe. Well, it's like a whole thing. I don't want to spoil it. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. He does save a life, though. Nick Cage saves a life. Not Lucky Hawk says, I need to catch up, part two. Don't worry about the first one.
Starting point is 02:28:25 This is the real one. This is the official remake. This is the one that you would draft on Fantasy Critic and it would get you 40 more points. Yeah, 40 points. Wow. Oh, yeah, wait. Yeah, yeah, it's 100%. That last podcast, you might as well just trash that.
Starting point is 02:28:37 That's like that. Yeah, and that's not because of anybody else. It was just because, like, we're in the middle of the day. Mike and I need to be in this room doing this. Let us cook up. Yeah, let us cook up. That's the idea. I'm still fighting, you know.
Starting point is 02:28:46 Fighting for my life. Yeah, you're fighting for your life. How's your stomach feeling? Good. Better now. It's a little weak. I'm a little weak right now. I'm at like 37% strength.
Starting point is 02:28:59 Wow, it's really low. Yeah, but I'm still giving it my all. It's really low. Still giving it my all. It's a concerning, like, low. Yeah, you'll be fine, you shake it off. Well, thank you so much to everybody for watching us for like over two hours. This is how long the podcast needs to go.
Starting point is 02:29:14 This is what we're doing here. Yeah. We hope that we can be there next year. Me and Mike will be splitting controller for there again next year. and I am just so thankful for this opportunity. I'm thankful for you, the audience, for watching this. We love you all so much. Mike, keep up talking to them as I.
Starting point is 02:29:29 Yeah, I hope you all enjoyed that. Thank you to Call of Duty and the team over at Trey Arc for bringing us out. You guys know that. We really appreciate it to our audience. Thank you for watching us enjoy Call of Duty. Thank you for letting us share the new Call of Duty Blackop 7 with all of you. Hopefully you've gotten a nice gauge of it. Most importantly, hopefully you're playing the beta all this weekend.
Starting point is 02:29:47 Me and Nick will be playing the beta together. Maybe you guys can come join us and have some fun playing next. playing that with us throughout the weekend. I know we'll be having some fun. I'll be back to full strength by Monday. Got a whole work day tomorrow. But by Monday I'll be back in Locked in. Yeah, I'm sure you will.
Starting point is 02:30:04 Love you, Roger. I had a lot of fun. Calling Duty, 2000.

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