Kinda Funny Gamescast: Video Game Podcast - The 100 Best Pokemon RANKED - Kinda Funny Gamescast

Episode Date: March 6, 2026

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Be like me and head to FactorMeals.com slash Kind of Funny 50 off and use code Kind of Funny 50 off to get 50% off and free breakfast for a year. Eat like a pro this month with Factor. If you want to get our shows ad free and our exclusive shows, go to patreon.com slash Kind of Funny. Yo, what's up? Welcome to Kind of Funny Gamescast for Friday, March 6, 2026. I'm one of your host's Blessing Adioia Jr. joining me is the Pokey Master, Mike Howard. That's what they call me. Yeah. When they come to Pokemon and they want Pokemon news,

Pokemon insights, thoughts, and opinions, they come to me. Why? Because I beat my first ever Pokemon Nuslock last year. I did the ultimate challenge. I completed it. I got to the top of the summit. And I am the best Pokemon trainer around.

We're also joined by Poki Master Part 2. I can think of me. I know. I don't know what Neslock means. I've seen it a lot. It sounds cute. But it's one of those things where I'm like, I'm not going to Google it, but I'm also not going to ask anyone.

I don't want the chat to tell me. Yep. Yeah. I'm so excited to talk about Pokemon. I'm a little disarmed because I've mostly brushed up on high guard before I got here. And I wanted to talk about the skill trees. I want to talk about coldo. I don't know.

I got bad news for you. 5.5. I want to talk about warden, 3B3s. Shield breakers. Just a huge fan of what they've been doing. I'm looking forward to everything past. March 12th. Yeah, I mean, I know you're on, you're on a flight when they broke the news, I think. I was actually on a flight on January 6th. Oh, wait, which one? Which January 6th?

I was that baggage claim and I got a, I saw a Discord message from my co-host on my stream, Patrick, that said, hey, we're not going to stream because of everything that's happening. And I was like, man, let me tell you. Happening. We were already streaming. And I was looking around like, man, we're going to keep streaming. It was our anniversary streaming. We're like, what do we do right now? Just going to keep streaming through this. Well, in the end, none of it mattered. So, you know, make content, if nothing else.

Of course, I'm happy to be here. That is the voice of Charlotte Avery. Welcome to the show, Charlotte. Charlotte, people know you from Astro Goblin. They do. Well, maybe. They mostly know me from Funhouse, and then Astro Goblin. Well, if people, for the people who don't know you,

who is Charlotte Avery? Why should they know you? Oh, dude. Wow. Charlotte Avery McGrath. I've been reclaiming the last name a little bit. Nice. Post Funhouse.

People were getting a little chummy with it. Like in those rooster teeth days. I am a gamer. I'm a lover of games. I don't know. I'm a, I do comedy with my friends Jacob and Patrick. I worked at Funhouse with.

We have a channel called Astro Goblin. It's incomprehensible, you know, Babel taken from Hercules in New York, and or season two, uh, terrible John Travolta movies, pop culture video games. It's

been called algorithmic agnostic. Okay. Yeah. I mess with that. That's awesome. It's just like putting a bunch of just crap in a blender. Hell yeah. Yeah, it's like a protein shake, but for pop culture and comedy. Oh, this is what I want from you.

Yeah. This microphone? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're supposed to train you, but like you want to fist away. Yeah. Was I too close? I think you're too far. I was too far. Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. This is cool that you guys got such a heavy thing to have to pick up and move around. Yeah, but somehow, for some reason, Greg Miller will always do it.

Yeah, Greg Miller will pick it up. I was watching that in the, you know, out in the open area. He likes to get comfortable with it, you know? He likes to really lean back in the chair. What people don't know is that these microphones are so heavy. So whenever he does that, like, you can see, if you pay attention, he's straining a little bit. You can see the flex on the Army. Yeah, I record with a sure SM7B.

Yeah, I think that's the same thing. SM7B at home, and it has fallen off the desk and almost taking the interface with it. Oh, God. well Charlotte you're in town blessing I'm in town for a very exciting piece of content that we're not going to talk about here yeah but while you were in town we were like we got to get Charlotte on a different piece of house

because of course I have gathered the biggest pokey experts that I know again pokey master so Mike Mike pokey master part two Charlotte Avery and of course me the gen oneer I've learned what that is the gen one last couple of weeks is that what you identify with I feel like I'm gen 1 through

tour. Okay. Because that was there for Gen 2, 10 has been just announced. Gen 10. 10. Winds and waves. Yeah. I have seen Mr. Windichu and Miss Wave at you, right? Yeah. I'm familiar. You got Pombon who is the fire little

Just the Pomeranian. Yes. Fantastic design. Yep, yeah, dog. Fantastic design. You have my guy Brout. We like Brout. I mess with Brow. I mess with Brout. Yeah. Brout is a bird who I'm pretty sure is going to grow up to be a sumer wrestler? No, really. For sure, I have a dream of what Brout becomes, because Brought's a mean little chicken, little baby chicken.

Yeah. I want Brout to become a full-on green, mean rooster. I don't want him to, I want him to become a giant rooster. You want him to be foghorn, leghorn. A really mean rooster. I'll say, I'll say, I'll say. Now, I know this is more Digimon territory where they become angels and devils and

stuff, but is there a Pokemon that the final evolution is the closest thing to like an Eldridge horror? Eldridge horror? Yeah, like some of crafty. a nightmare. I mean, probably like Tangala, right? Like, Tangla is like already a bunch of weird, like things smashed together.

And then tanga growth? Tang growth. Tang growth. Yeah, Tang growth. Gen Teng growth. Yeah, Jen Teng growth. Gen Teng growth. Of course, we're talking about the top 100 Pokemon games today because, of course,

this is kind of funny games cast. If you're watching live, you can be a part of the show by super chatting in YouTube.com slash kind of funny games. And today, I want you to super chat in with what your favorite Pokemon is. Is it one of the best Pokemon? Should it be part of the top 100 and why? Let us know in the super chats. Remember, we couldn't do this with our producers over on patreon.com slash kind of funny.

So thank you to Carl Jacobs, Omega Buster, and Delaney, the Somme, Twining. For now, let's begin with topic of the show. Tots, dots, dots, dots, dots, dots, dots, dots. Today, we're doing a shit list. Charlie, that's where I go online. I find a top 10 list, or in this case, a top 100 list. I bring it back to the crew on the show, and we judge it for the amusement. of our audience.

We don't have to supply the 100. Nope. No. Hell yeah. You texted me yesterday and said, you know, I could clarify that. You said how much you know about Pokemon and a chill went down. It's fine. I was like, oh, no.

Because it's a thing that people know about, but it's also a thing that people get very invested in. And I was like, okay, good. Great. Yeah. I'm like, I'm just thinking I'm like, catar pee. Fuck. That's as far as I got.

Okay, cool. Yeah. So that's the fun thing about that. this, right? Yes. I didn't tell you, totally on this. We're going to rank this list. I just told you we're talking about our top, we're talking about the 100 best Pokemon. I thought we were ranking it not going through the list.

This is a huge weight off my chest. This is great. So, we get to critique the list. It's a fun vibe. It's a good mark. Mark 2nd, 2026. That was four days ago. Polygon.com put up a list titled the 100 best Pokemon of all time. It was written by the

Polygon staff, not just one writer. It is credited as Polygon staff. And I'm very excited to talk about this. Now, the way we usually start off shit list is by talking about our predictions slash our picks. What would the top, what would, what would, what would, what would, what would, what would, what would, what, what, what would, what, okay. I want to get, like, the background of knowledge here because I mentioned I'm a gen oneer. Really for me, I know gen one through three and then we hop over to like gen.

Seven through nine. I miss the DS and the three DS eras of Pokemon. But game boy. Gameboy Advance and Switch, I have that realm of knowledge. Charlotte, what are the bounds of your Pokemon? Well, yeah, as a Pokemaster 2, which is what they call me out here in these streets,

I'm coming for the crown, but no time soon. Today will be the day. One of us will not make it out of this stream. I know, yeah, like Gen 1 through 3, I played a lot of Pokemon red and gold. You know, being in my early 30s means that I've aged with it. So where I go, Pokemon goes. And then I came back into it at Pokemon White and Black

and borrowed my sister's DS Lite so I could play it. And then that's pretty, you know, then it's been like a passing knowledge. So I know the rabbit with like the concrete that it smashes around with. That's from Pokemon White, I think. Okay. Right? There's the garbage one.

Trubbish. Trubbish. That's awesome. I love that. Rubbish. And, uh, but I also. also just kind of have the background radiation of knowing about Pokemon. And having covered it in like 2019, when they first started leaving Pokemon off the roster for games,

which I remember was, that was a big thing. And everyone's like, we're not going to play this game anymore. Guess what they did? Yeah. Turns out they still buy Pokemon. Yeah, yeah, we do. Yeah. Anyway, that's where I'm at and I would love to see Mankey.

Okay. I like that. I like that. That's the first one we're going to write down here. All right. Manky's a good pole. What do you like about Manky? Manky hive, stand up in the chat.

I just like that. I mean, talk about a Pomeranian. This is like, that should be the evolution where it's fluffy, but it has arms and legs. Yes. Which just get more like toned. I like a fighter. I like that like in this realm of magic and elemental powers and psychic damage. It's like, what if a monkey was so strong?

Yeah. Yeah. What if we put a monkey in a pin? together, right? That's the combo, I think. Yeah, correct me from wrong. What is the nose of a pig? It's like a Dr. Moreau-style Pokemon. It's literally monkey with an A

after the M. So for sure you know, it's a monkey. But it does have a pig nose. So I think you're spot on. Look at those weird little, like, it's got cat ears. I don't think I remember that. What about its evolution? Do you mess with primate? Prime ape?

Prime ape? Now, that's what it's like, it's in its punk phase. Yeah. I like to call it. Yeah. Got the cool wristbands, got the, got the, got the, the leg bands on. And like, we're going out to pop punk shows.

Yeah. And we're really causing it around. You do not want to be in the, in the pit with this. Gary, he's going to hurt you and he's trying to. He definitely knocks me down in a couple of circles. Well, I was going to say, do you identify with PrimeApe at all bear it? I'm replaying Fire Red right now and PrimeApe is a part of my crew. I fuck with Prime.

I fucking knew it. What's the third one? Is it like Guerrillan, Gorillam? Oh, is there a third? Primeape evolution? Oh, someone says Anile Hap. Oh, they did introduce annihilate. Is that really?

Yes. That was like a generation. Oh, is that the super revolution? Those are a few generations later. Well, sometimes... Oh, yeah. No super generations. No super evolutions in this, right?

No, we're not doing any... I don't think we're doing the mega. Mega evolution. Well, whoa. Maybe they are. That's pretty cool. That's crazy. Oh, yeah.

That's anime. I know it's all anime, but that's anime. See, this is where... That's the roadie of a rock band crew that's been around the block for about 42 years, and it's just backstage all the time. It's like, oh, yeah. That's Brad over there.

He's riding with us today. People are saying this is a regular evolution. Oh, okay. Which I didn't realize. Tom Waits, I choose you. Now, Mike, people have seen you play Pokemon game. I think a lot of people know your Pokemon history, but if you want to recap real quick. Yeah, they know me.

I've been on wax before saying that I'm a 151 guy. On wax. That is so cool. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. That's just so cool. It's the analog.

I love that. Sorry. I feel like I had heard. No, no. I'm a 151 guy. I'm a Pokemon red and blue and yellow guy. I have been slowly introduced, of course, to Soul Silver, Heart Gold, onto now Emerald.

So I got a knowledge of the early days. Okay. When we get into the DS and on with black and white, sun and moon, right? X and Y, diamond and pearl. I remember buying those games, but then never playing them. There's a huge middle ground where I just stopped playing the games, but kept buying them. I don't know why, but I had to spend money, you know?

And then I got on later on, but I am, that it's like, I firmly believe in like the OG Pokemon. I like the My Pocket Monster to kind of be like almost animal-like. They started to lose me when we did introduce the cherries, the cogs and the machine. Of course, you'll get the Rodham's out there, right? So it's like, I have a fine line of like, that's too far. Yeah. Now, will I make a little exception for the Apple Pie Dragon Monster?

Yes. How do you feel about Magnamite? Because Magnumite is just a bunch of magnets. Yeah, I'm okay with Magnumite. Okay. You lost me. Yeah, so there's an apple pie that is also a dragon. And, like, I don't like food-based Pokemon, but this one I make an exception for it because it is so cute.

I was talking about Appleton. I do feel like Nintendo is just stunting on us or the freak is because, like, there's the whole question, right, of, like, people eat Pokemon in this world, right? And there's pretty much on screen you just see, like, Onigiri and just food. But it's like, if they're livestock, right? you know, I know there's like a cow, what it? Sheeple, right? Yeah, there's sheeple. And there's also a delicious lamb, you know? Oh, yeah.

And people are known to eat Magicarp as well. Yeah, see, that's what I'm saying. Oh, they're for sure eating the Pokemon. And like, you know, we're on the internet in 2014. And we're like, are people leading Pokemon before we know how bad things are going to get? And then GameBring is like, here's one that's a pie. Yeah. Fuck you.

Here's a really cute balloon. And I like, yeah, I like the cute balloon, but I don't like the cute balloon. So there will be a line that I draw. At like 50, 1 through 50, no more BS, right? 80 to 100, I'll let you get away with the BS. You want to put the Rotom in there for Funsy? You want to put the balloon in there? That's fine.

But like, for me, we can generate 100 Pokemon that aren't some BS Pokemon. Now, that's just my crazy. They're beasts. Yeah. Yes. Let's talk about it. Because I feel like there's some off the bat that we're like, of course, Gerasios. Gerdos is on there.

Geredos is like a top 10? We think in top 10? for me, Garridos is going to be a top tenor. Same. But I do think Garados will be, I'm going to say the easy bet, top 50. I mean, yeah, I'll say top ten. I don't know. I'll say, yeah, I'll say top ten.

That's fine by me. Well, actually, you know what? We got to talk about more because there's so many. Do you want to talk ten contenders? Pikachu. Pikachu. Ready for this? Gangar.

Yeah. Gar is top ten. I mean, Mew too, right? Mutu's top ten. There's a four right there. But I think those are like guaranteed they're going to be in there. Here's a problem. One that should be on there.

Al-a-Kazam, but he won't be... See, I was going to say Al-Qa-Zam as well. Even though I like KadapR Moore, but Al-Qazam I fuck with. I think that's in the top 100. Here's the problem. On the list is, if we were to be real about our top 10, it would be mostly Gen 1 with Baby Sprinkles of Gen 2. But I think, like, video game lists,

they're not going to want to have a bunch of games of the same franchise. We can't have 1 through 5, the halos, 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 in the top Xbox games. Infinite, infinite, exactly. They're going to want to share the love with other gens. So I think that's how fuck. in there. Like that list

that we have is a solid top 10 and might be the top 10. So, Ghertos, Pikachu, Gangar, MUTU, Charzard. Do we think solid? Do we think Ditto is going to have a moment? Yes. Ditto has to have a moment. Because of... Ditto's the Kirby of Pokemon.

Ditto is the Kirby of Pokemon. A little annihilation to a little terrifying, little the outsider. I like that. I think you see a Sindaquil somewhere in there. I think you don't see a lot of starters. people really identify with the starting Pokemon and their evolution line.

So like those kind of nine Pokemon in each generation have a really good chance of being boosted into the top 100. We love Typhlosion. Yeah. That's what I had a solid one. I think that was one of mine that I... Now does Typhlosin making it onto the list

push out Sindaquil? Or do you think we see both on the list? No, you see both of them. I think you see... Two separate spots. I think you see Totadale and for Alligator. Oh, we're pushing it. We got to take one.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Because there's some middle evolution lines that will probably miss. Torchick is probably going to be on here. I don't think you see Blaziken. Yeah, I think I like them when they're cuter. Yeah. You know, like it's like when, you know, I was a camp counselor and, you know,

the beautiful innocence of youth sullied by when they become teenagers. Yes. You know, you hate to see it. You just want those like small starters children. You said we see Torchick on there and not Blazikin. Yeah. That's crazy. I'm going off a cute.

Factor here. I'm putting, well, here's the thing, right? I think for the cutness factor, mudkip makes it in,

but not the mud kip evolution. I think what's the mud kip? It's like a big scary look in. It's like a drowner, right? Yeah, mud kit, mud kit that giant frog thing

is not making it on there. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but mud kip like that first mud kip, like that's the, that's the cuteness you want. Mud Kip makes it.

But Blazik is way cooler than Torchick. Yeah, nobody knows who, yeah, who is that. The middle guy, I feel like I've seen somewhere. Middle guy.

Evilutions are on here. And are all of them on here? Can I tell you? I better see at least seven. How many are there? A lot. There's more than seven. Because there's... Nine? There's Evie. Flirion. Joltian. Viporion.

Umbrian. Umbrian. Espion. And then they added like a... Lefion, Glacion. Yeah, Lefion and Glacion. That's where my knowledge stops. Umbrian is the goat. Same. I agree. Umbriot and Esbion are all my six. My team of six,

umbriand and espion are both. on there. I think we'll only see two evolutions and then also Evie itself. Evilut. Evilutions. I mean, Evie itself might be top ten. Evie top to absolutely not. Evie is top ten. Absolutely not. At one point they try to push Evie like Evie was Pikachu. Yeah, but that's Nintendo propaganda and this list isn't being made. You think this list was, you know, pushed by Nintendo propaganda?

We should probably call out thank you Nintendo for sponsor. We want to shout out Pocopia. We want to shout out. Well, actually, I am excited to play Pocopia. Well, I guess people like Pocopia. We don't shout out the U.S. government. How about the legendary birds? Dapdos, Articuno, Moultris, but then we go into Lugia. Oh, Lugo.

Ho-Oh, Pogo. Lugia and or Ho-O, top 10. I think Ho-O for face recognition is top. Lugia meant something to me, man. Lugia meant something to me, man. Lugia might be tough. Lugia meant something to me. Ho-oh, the first episode of the anime.

Hull was like the one, one of the first, you know, mythical Pokemon, what we saw in the anime, man. Yeah. Remember the episode one? I think it was toward the end of the episode. Ash looks up in the air.

We see a Pokemon we've never seen before, flying up there, huge, sparkly. We were like, what is that? I play Pokemon blue and red. I have no idea what that is. We had no idea. We didn't know for years. We didn't know for years that was Ho-O.

It was a different time. That meant something. Okay. How about the fun ones like a sloth, a sloth. Can I see it? What's the name of the sloth? Oh yeah, look at that. Slack, Slakoff.

Slack off, yeah. You can't say that here. I'm pretty sure. I love Slack and off. They can't see that in the UK. We got something like that. How about a Bedouf, the beaver? I love Bedoof.

I like the do you. I'm always saying that. How do you feel about Celibie? Is that like an in-cell? Selip. You know, Celiby in 2020. how a priest is celib. No,

Salabi is from Gen 2. It was another legendary Pokemon. Yeah. I had like a cool story moment. This looks like bootleg merch. I like,

I like Celibia. I don't know. Selby might be up there. Selby might be an underrated Pokemon. Selby. Yeah, Celiby might make the top 100.

Oh. Pogapie. Togapie with Misty is iconic. Togapy's iconic. What about Togapie without Misty? They're not iconic. Okay. No, honestly,

I like that one. More iconic than Misty. That's my Togepee. That's what it looks like. I think Mi'ath is a sleeper. Miaoth is very special. Miaotha is special. Can I tell you about a Pokemon I discovered recently

that's changed my life? In real life? Not in real life. Oh, okay, cool. Unless TikTok is real life. Which I refuse to leave. There's a Pokemon named Cerulege. Okay.

Have you heard of this Pokemon? Like celery? No. Celerylidge. I don't know what it's... How do you spell this? C-E-R-U-Ledge. When I tell you,

what is the coolest shit I've ever seen in my life? This is a Digimon. What the fuck. This guy right here, this was enough to make me pick up Pokemon Z-A again this last week. Wow. A game that I was like, I'm not playing this shit.

And I learned that this Pokemon is capturable in Z-A, the D-L-C specifically. But I was like, I'm going to find this Pokemon. I need to capture this guy. See? That's over the line for me. What? This is over the line for me.

You don't like this? He's got two giant swords in the night. See, this is cool as hell, but this is not Pokemon. And again, I'll say it again, it's Digimon,

and because Digimon are cool as fuck. And can I just say, Z to A, wouldn't DLC be in the middle of that? Why are we paying more for all the letters we already have? Yeah, that's a good point. That's a good point.

Come on. Oh, I thought you're... No, I was. I tried to jump off it. But this was a scarlet by the Pokemon. that I actually somehow missed. I think I caught the smaller version of it. I forget what the B evolution is called for Sarah Ledge.

But I definitely saw that and was like, oh, that's cute and never really paid no mind. Oh, my brother's, my brother is my ace in the hole. Yeah, here we go. Much more plugged in. So he's telling me that Swampert is Mug Kipps. Swampor. Yeah.

Uh-huh. Yes, yes. Yeah. Okay. A swamp tire, but I like that. Oh, no. Swamprey did type in Swampper. Off road.

Swampert. Yeah, there we go. Swampere. Can I, you know, As long as we're looking at water starters, right? Yes. Yeah, please. I'm going to say something controversial,

and I want to not be thrown out of your studio. Not at all. Blastoise, not Squirtle. I don't think that's crazy to say. Okay. I don't think that's crazy. Because Blastoyce is fucking cool. Yeah.

No, Blassoys has two bazookas on its back. It's crazy, right? Yeah, and the other one's just a turtle. I mean, I ride for the two of them. I'm a water guy in the 151. If it's the Squirtle squad with sunglasses, then that's top 10. Now, can I read the blurb from Polygon. Really quick.

Ray Kwasa. Oh, yeah. The big green dragon. The cool thing about this. Oh, yeah, Ray Kwaas is sick, isn't it? I feel like we barely scratched the surface. We could go for another hour, just naming Pokemon. I didn't know I knew this.

Like, Haunter? Like my boy, Hunter? We said gang, I mean, Gaygar is going on there over Hunter. There's a thousand Pokemon. Yeah. It's only 10% is making this list. So just know a lot of them are getting kicked off here. I would like to also pitch like a micro list inside this one, which like within the top

10, maybe we can say like which ones are the biggest ally. to the LGBT community. I like that. I like that. Because like, would we eat? Yeah, which ones do we eat? No, I'm eating some allies. That's my right. I like that.

You get to do that yet. Which ones are turfs? Now, to read the first, to read the blur at the beginning of this article, right? 1,025. That's how many Pokemon exists now. After nine generations of creature collecting RPGs, as Pokemon turns 30,

and as it's about to usher in a new crop of creatures through winds and waves, there's no better time to rank the best of the best. Herein the 100 best Pokemon. Here in, what do you say here are? Here in the 100 best Pokemon of all time. Yes, you might notice the scales here tipped toward Pokemon introduced in red and blue.

We're not going to, they're starting to spoil it. Uh-oh. They're starting to spoil it now. But it sounds like they're like us. Yeah, 151. This is another Gen 1st. Special spot in people 30 and above. Is that, they should have had a 15-year-old

right now. That's the problem. Now, my question is, is that, unfair or is that just how it is? Is the original 151 just, do they just got the sauce like that more than the other ones introduced later? I think they have the nostalgia first. Okay. They do have the sauce, but I think the generations that follow a couple later do have the sauce as well

because they stay in the animal kingdom that I'd like to call it before we got crazy. And we started going a little over to the top. What are your thoughts on InferNape? We've all been waiting for your hands. Wow. Yeah. Is that the fire monkey? I don't know who that is.

Well, actually, hold on. Your silence has been speaking about it. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, wait, wait. Yeah, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not Infernabe. Who's the one in Smash?

There's another fireman in Smash. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you're talking about the big cats. Yeah. Yeah, the fire cats. How do you feel about him? Oh, I like him. Yeah, yeah.

The wrestler, yeah. Because I don't know. Yeah. I like this guy. I don't know how I feel about that. I like him with no context. I don't like that my little Litton boy turns into him. That's what I'm saying.

you lose the beautiful innocence of a Lytton. And see, now here's the problem is everybody will talk about that. Is that's why they're trying to tape the little Pombon's feet down of like, don't go two feet on me. Stay four feet down. That's the artwork. Give it little booze. They're taping a little feet down.

Don't you do it. Pombon should look like this the entire time. I love how the face stays the same size. I know. That's amazing. Pompon is going to stand up just so you guys know. No, I think Pompon will turn just like that shield dog. By the time you get to the third evolution,

Pombon is going to be like this. I have the chest up, fucking two arms like this, walking like this. I think it should be like a centaur. So like the Pompom Pomp feet stay on the ground, but then it's this on top. I do also think that the first two evolution should be pretty close to a Pomeranian. And then the third one is they get the asset for the Red Wolf of Radigan from Rumsaw. And it's, you know, it's got the Glynstone Sorceries. Holy shit.

Yeah. And it's, and it breaks the game. It's bad for the game, but it's cool for Pondon. I'm all about that. Yeah, right? Yeah, big dog. I love it. I like a fire wrestling kidding because it matches up with like ma champ and machoke and macho.

And Machop, right? Like, I do like the wrestlers. Hitmon Lee, Hitmon Lee. We grew up with those guys. Himon Lee is one of my favorite Pokemon. Him only might be my favorite Pokemon just like design-wise. I love Hitmon Lee. As a kid, I was like, that's just the guy and I fuck with it.

It's a guy with a weird build who loves to kick. Oh, yeah. He is good, isn't he? He's so cool to me. See, this is the thing of, wow. I don't know about if I like that. The thing about the first generation, right, is it was kind of a gold rush, you know, sort of the extravagance of unmind, unrefined, raw material.

Yeah. So they could do whatever they wanted. And now they're working in a point of diminishing returns or it's like, you can't just come in and say like, what if we made a dog? Yeah. Now they have to be like, we have to make a different, smaller dog. Yeah. I don't know.

It's just maybe the good old days are gone and they'll never be able to strike such riches. The vein is. We also still have ones like Spirotito. Is that an Italian one? Yes. Sprigatito, you never win the battles for me. Well, I think it's time. Let's do it.

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Can't Watch Live, but I wanted to say I've been a fan of Charlotte since Inside Gaming. Her and Patrick were constantly highlights of Funhouse and Astro Goblin. Quickly became one of my favorite channels. Racon writes in and says, this one's for Charlotte. Thanks. Do I get that money? This from the Super Jet. You know, you know. Noah McKay writes in and says,

My favorites have always been in some order, Squirtle, Evie, Cindicill, and Lugia. I love the Lugia respect. Great ones. Oh, man, Bear, bring up Lugia. Big old silver-grat-a-looking thing. Yeah, Pokemon 2000, never forget. Beyond the first Pokemon movie,

which I'm surprised that VHS still works. Oh, yeah, I know this motherfucker. Yeah. that. That is cool. Big hands. You know, I never noticed that those were hands. It's like a whale, right? Yeah, like I always just saw them as wings, but now that I'm looking at this, those are definitely just big

big hands. Yeah, this is a Pokemon that says, Where's my hug? God. Who else we got? Oh, we also didn't say Mew. Oh, we said Mew too. We said Mew too, but we didn't say Mew. We got to put some respect on Mew. G. Daner 97 says, Fave is Noibat. In my opinion,

it or Noyvern should make the but probably in the early parts. I remember Zubat. Yeah, what is N-O-I-Bat? No, you... Oh. Oh. It's like a cuter Zubat.

That's a cute little bat. Yeah, yeah. I like this more than Zubat. Is Noyvern its evolution there? Because that's scary looking. Yeah. Oh, those aren't eyes. Okay, that's better.

Oh, it's Chinese ears. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Jeremy Game says, found out I love Shinks while watching Pokemon Concierge. Is Shinks? Is that like the electric little guy,

Yeah, I like that. Jinks, which is, I think, the only Ginks better not be on this list. Jinks, I don't know how Jigsicic. It's just divine. It's just crazy. Jinks rocks. AK Dot says, we love Charlotte in this house. Have her on more. Hell yeah.

Oh, you stop. Trimbley, Wembley says, if Lechonk isn't on this list, we riot. I agree. I love Lechonk. Mainly because I love Lechon, which is like, pork. Um, it's like a Filipino. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah.

And I love that they just called this thing Lechonk. Oh, man. If anyone's in L.A., go to Versailles, get the Lechon. Who. Listen, if you're in the Bay Area. Keep in place. Listen, Bailey City is known for the Filipino foods. No shit.

Oh, yeah. Bailey City. Oh, yeah. Demon Hacker says, are regional forms different Pokemon? I don't know. I mean, we'll have to see as we get into the list, but I wouldn't, maybe mega evolutions I could see because those are different designs. but like Dygantamaxing, that's just the same guy, but big.

Regional forms? I think, oh, wait, no, I'm getting this wrong. Regional forms are like, a low-lid. That's when they started going in different areas. It's like when they gave Exegedore a big old neck. Oh, that's when meowls grew a beard. Yeah. Yeah, it started getting weird.

That's crazy. And then that other me-outs right there, yeah. They're just eating different wildlife there, you know? Different grass. It's like the Galapagos. You know, Darwin would have a field day with bearded meowth. Dauphin corn says, Crowbat and Sovoli are the goats.

So is Charlotte. Alexio Steven 609 says this is like a group who only owned the OG Xbox for a year to speculate on the top 100 Xbox games list. Let's have fun. I didn't come into the saying, we're the biggest Pokemon experts. Oh shit, I did. I did. I'm number two.

I'm number one, so you can come after me. Yeah. I know Pokemon. Snorlax. Number one? Snorlax is on the list for sure. It has to be. Jose Cort.

says you still making music, Charlotte. Yeah, I am. I got something in the mixed stage. Oh, okay. Check out Mom's Home, wherever you listen to music. Give me those sweet. 0.17% of a cent. Or go to my band camp.

And then last one comes from Red Shirt Draper, who says Charlotte, top three, Astro Goblin. Oh, my God. It's got to be Jacob, me. I can't think of a third. Yeah, that's tough. Yeah. That's tough after that.

I don't know. You guys let me know what you think. Without further ado, the top 100 best Pokemon, as decided by Polygon.com, coming in at number 100, Arceus. Of the legend.

The god of time. Yeah. The god of time. Of course, you know them well from Pokemon Legends Arceus. Yep. I never learned how to pronounce it.

Archaus, Rcia. I know. It changes every single time. Archaeus. Just ride with us. Pokemon number 493. Thought that would have been a little bit higher.

Well, here's the thing, because, like, we're not going to put every single legendary Pokemon in the top 20. You know what I mean? That's true. It's like, cool. When there's so many legendaries, the legendaries start to feel less legendary. Wow. So we got to, we got to prop up the best one. Okay, that is true.

And while we're here, shout out Ente. We didn't talk, we didn't mention Ente. Oh, my big dog boy. Ente is, that's, see, that's a legendary right there. Yeah, that's a legendary. A number 99. Yeah. We got Venusaur.

Oh. Surprise Venusaur is on the list, actually. You know what? I like Venusaur, but damn. I'm right there with you, Bless. This big guy could have skipped the list. It's another one where you got Bulbosaur.

Cute. Yeah. Effective. Wonderful. Then you've got this, this lumbering, disgusting, cute bangs,

but. I like Solar Beam. Is that the second one? No, Solar Beam is the move that he does. Move. Yeah, where it takes a turn to charge

and then the next turn he fucks you up. I like it. That's cool. I like that. Somebody in chat says, Venusaur, above literal god. That's really funny.

Coming at number 98, we got Trubbish. There's Trubbish. Mike said keep this to 80 to 100. 80 to 100 is what you can get with the weird ones. They're dead on, Pokeemaster. Trubbish, Trubbish is making the list. Trubbish is beloved, though. You get something cute and weird.

The kids love that. I can't wait to see the car keys and the ice cream. Because those definitely have to make the list. I know this one's a proper like Yo-Kai. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, or it's just like a little demon born of some real thing, which is just trash. Oh, we didn't even say Mimicue. Speaking of that. Mimicu's on the list for sure. And unknown. Number 97, we got Polly Whirl. I like Polly Whirl. I feel like Pollywirl should be higher.

Mike looks shocked. I like Pollywirl. I am surprised. This is like some 151 stuff here. No, Pollywilil Top 100. I think Pollywilor. I don't know if Pollywold's top 100. What does Pollygon have to say about it?

Yeah, what does Pollygon say that they? Just because of the belly? Polywhirl has always obsessed. Sorry, has always possessed of fierce serenity. Polyworld's obsessed. Polyworld's obsessed. Its final stage evolution, Polyrath, which I'm surprised we didn't go Polyrath,

walks around with rage on his face. A loose cannon ready to start a fight. Make no mistake with those myths, Poly Whirl could still win a fight, but it's calm eyes, belly peace, which is more welcome than ever these days. Belly peace. I like that.

I like it. They're like, we're in tough times. Times like this require Polyroll to come through. Yeah. A number of times. Create hard Pokemon, hard Pokemon, create soft times. Soft time, create belly piece. Nice.

I like that. Thanks. At number 96. We got Cabootops. I am surprised Caboops is on this. Really? I like Caboodops, though. I like Caputops.

I like the fossil Pokemon. Aerodactyl and Caboops back in the day were cool. But like top 100? But it's like out of a thousand. so like what's the is it cypher

the other one the answer I feel like this is not quite as good as Cyfer yeah I think we'll see

Cyther on the list Cyther will Horacross be on the list hair across yeah what's the they remade Cyther into a red

one and I hated Cesar yeah I hate it they re made him into that hate it hate it now here's what I'll say about

computer tops this is so specific but Pokemon Stadium 2, Jim Leader Castle. Kabood-Ops will get you through some tough times. Man, when I tell you, when I was replaying Pokemon Stadium 2, Jim Leader Castle last year, Kabudops is like, that was MVP on my team right there. So, shout out.

Number 95, we got slacking. Who's this? That's the big sloth. That's the third evolution of slack-off. Not slaking? Like when your thirst is slaked? Slaked. It's the way he's laying down.

Slacking. I like it. I yes this is making the top 100 for me yeah this is because I like sloths this is how I watch TV let me tell you chat's not feeling this

no I so far chat hates this list so far they've come out not swinging at their best yeah you're only getting me because I like this Pokemon a lot now chat is it the fact that they put RCS to number 100 is that why we're not feeling this or are we probably world's not a top 100

Pokemon nor is that's insane look at him I like you I like just the guy He is just a dude. Coming in at number 94, we got Vanillish. There's that ice cream. That's the ice cream.

This is the only area you put that, that shouldn't be on the list. I mean, I like it at number 94. Feels kind of crazy. It feels like a cartoon network show from 10 years ago that I never saw. Yeah, I feel that. A little chowder. This is a foster's home character. Right.

And number 93, we got Lottios. I like this guy. Lottios is sick. I feel like it should be higher. Yeah, well, there's another one, too. Lachios. Will they both be on? the list. They mess with this one.

So yeah, people like this one. And number 92, we got. Okay, there you go. I'm gonna call this one, honestly. That was Gen 3? I didn't realize that was Gen 3. I just love that their description for this. All of the above, red's a better look, though. You know what? I get it, though.

Yeah. I get it. Red's a better look? I'm a blue guy. I like blue. Yeah, I got to go with the blue on this one. They just chose a better photo for the red one. Like, get a better photo of the blue one. No, the blue one looks sick as hell here. I mean, I don't know. A lot of better, more flattering.

Blue one looks like whenever a Gundam transforms through like an airplane and you're like, this is just a guy in, you know, crouching. This looks like shit. This is child of the hedgehog's favorite Pokemon. Really? Coming in at number 91, it'll hit you later. Clefary.

I don't know. No? I don't know about Claferi top 100. Yeah. What's Clefery's? Clefery's iconic, Mike. I mean, yes, it's iconic, but we're going to be. Going back to the 151 nostalgia, I think we can name a hundred better Pokemon than Clafairie.

Is there a criteria put forth by Polygon? Like, is it, you know, just vibes? Yeah, I mean, the first things, the first two paragraphs kind of laid it all out. How are we supposed to trust in the efficacy of this endeavor? Exactly. We don't even know. Are we going by Moveset? How tall they are?

Merchandizing, because then this should be high. How many cards? Shines. Exactly. What's the deal here? Chinese. Yeah, I'm like, I'm rereading their first paragraph. They don't really give much criteria, if I'm being honest.

I think this is based on vibes. Coming in, number 90, we got Drifloom. Drift, okay, got it. I found this Pokemon in, um, Pocopia. Oh, yeah. What does it do?

Yeah, because Pocopia, like, they help you, right? Yeah, they say that this one has a dark story. Maybe it lures children and takes them away because it's like a ghost. Jesus Christ, it's like, why yourona? When you first meet the Pokemon, it's like, I'm really, lonely. If you could bring me back to camp around other Pokemon, I'd be happy again. I'm like, I got it. Okay, and then it just haunts you for the rest of your days. It's going to take you. All right. At 89,

we got Dragon Air. Dragon Air could have been higher, honestly. I think so, yeah. Dragon Air was my bitch. Dragon Air is pretty cool. I remember I, I can't believe I figured this out at such a young age, but coming out the gate with Trotini in the number one slot and then moving them back in the rotation to get the EXP. Oh. So I could get the evolution. That was hard-earned, and I wouldn't have figured that out today. Yeah.

So this is going to be a double right here, because we will see Dragon Knight in this. We won't see Dratini, but we'll see Dragon Knight. I agree. So a little double evolution out of the three. That's a big shout-out right there. That's huge. Yep. Yeah.

And number 88, we got... Yes, mousehold. I forgot to bring up Mousehold. I love this Pokemon. You like this one? I love this Pokemon. This is one Pokemon. This is one who was introduced in Pokemon, Scarlet and Violet.

It starts off as Tandem Mouse, which are just two Mousse. It's a husband and wife and they're holding hands. That's this first evolution. Then it evolves into mousehold. Mousehold will either evolve having one kid or two kids. I said diminishing returns earlier. I remember I was talking about the baby sort of going dry. I want to do a mouse.

Oh, sorry, we have Pikachu. What if I did four mice? All right. We've got a Pokemon. I'm so happy this is on the list. I love this about this Pokemon. It's just, yeah. Like they're just like, I don't know, man, make a family of mice.

How do we make the mice feel unique? Should we add like, I don't know, like, should we put swords for both of his hands or something? Nah, just make him regular mice. Do other Pokemon made for life? Do these even? Or is this just like a, you know, situation ship? I mean, I don't want to have kids in my situation ship. I'm sorry if you're listening, but I don't want to have kids.

Well, you know, but if you're, if you're a mouse, you know. That's an imaginary person. I don't know. But also, if it's considered one Pokemon, are they technically just one Pokemon? Like all sharing the same brain? Like the board? Yeah, yeah, exactly. We are the board.

Yeah. Resistance is futile. That leads me to like a lot more questions, but I'm not going to get into it. Number 87 on the list. We got Goudon. Groudon deserves to be on this list. I like this guy. Is this Ruby?

This is Ruby Sapphire. Yeah. One of the legendaries. Yeah. A good grouping of legendaries in Ruby Sapphire, in my opinion. Team Magma, Team Aqua. Yeah. Of course, Maxie was trying to fill up the world full of magma to make a bunch of land.

and then Team Aqua with Archie was trying to fill the world up with a bunch of water. Both are, hey, homie. Both are Lex Luthor ass plans. That's crazy. Maybe we don't do that. That's when Ray Quoza had to step in and stop the two of them because they had awoken the ancient beasts and they were going to clash inside of the island crater and then that was going to set off the world.

But then Rayquaza swooped down from the heavens and said, stop that. Put them back to bed. It sounds like you're describing something biblical that happened. It does. Yeah. This is Old Testament. Yeah. That's what they wrote.

At number 86, we got Ursula Luna. Yes. Oh. Big old bear. Yeah, is this his evolution? Because he was Ursa Ring? Yes. Previously, I've not seen this version.

I like this version. I love normal type. This is from Gen 8. I like that. Just normal. Coming in number 85, we have Appleton. That was Apple Pie Pokemon. This apple pie right here, your Apple Pie dragon.

Now, this Apple Pie. Could you too, because I do like the next form. I like when it becomes the full apple pie dragon. Okay. We'll see. Does this smell good, right? I would hope. I feel like I'd have to smell like, you know, I'm off my feet floating.

Yeah. Pulled along by the scent up my nose. I don't think I can have a Pokemon that's also apple pie. Because I think that would ruin apple pie for me. Because then I'm just smelling apple pie all the time. Right. And I get over it. Because it's not apple pie inside.

It's viscera. Yeah. Right? Like, it's not actually apples. Yeah. Maybe it's a super. sweet meat. I'm sorry, it's but I mean, it's not apples.

It's a sweet meat. At 84 we got Sable Lai. Mike's shaking his head. I'm not vibing with that one. I think people mess with people mess with this Pokemon. I don't love this Pokemon in general with the the Gem eyes and stuff. Wouldn't have been on my top 100. Fair enough.

At 83. We have Electa Buzz. Okay. This guy's crazy. I love Electubus. Yeah. Okay, I rode with this guy's crazy. Back in the 151. I identified here. Absolutely not on the 100.

Really? What? No, no, now you're pushing it. Stop list right now. You think electibus isn't in the top 100? If they came to me and they were like, Mike, you only know 151 make the list. And I was like, got it. Absolutely not.

Electibus is pretty cool. I feel like. We're going to put Magbar on this list then. Yes. Magmar is fucking sick. Are you kidding me? Magmar is a cool Pokemon. There's a thousand Pokemon plus. And most of them are kind of whatever.

I feel like I'm sitting in the middle of a broken mousehold right now. That's really good. Thank you. Thank you. I don't know. This guy just feels bad guy coded. Which is unfortunate. Yeah, he didn't run with Team Rocket.

Like, they should have had him in Team Rocket for sure. Electibus? Yeah. He should have been running with Jesse and James. Yeah, him just hanging out with me out. Because he's got the vibe. Do you think he would talk? Like he would talk to Meowf?

Oh, he would definitely talk. No. He would talk like Frankist. They had other Pokemon that didn't talk. Shout out to my boy Wobafit. Wow. Oh yeah, they had Wobafet.

Oh, yeah, Wabafet. Wibh. I'm picturing, like him and Miao being kind of like a Georgian Lenny type duo. Yeah.

Like, he's shocking women. Miao is like, just look at the flowers or whatever. Yeah, we're going to have a far away with, you know, with lots of eveolutions.

And number 82, we got Bulbosaur. Number one, yeah. Number one. At number one. Wait, this is like,

so this is, the number one Pokemon. I didn't realize this first. Yeah, yeah. Uh-huh. Do you think they were disappointed when, like, Pikachu, like,

became the one, like, the Pokemon that everyone knew? Because did they think, like, number one was going to be it? You know, that's a really good question. Yeah,

how did they create the Pocodex and numbers? Was Pikachu manufactured? Like, was it just, when did, was it the Pikachu or the egg? Because was it the anime where Ash picks Pikachu or whatever?

And it's like, we're rolling with you now? Or was Pikachu already? ready on fire before the anime came out. Was Japan popping off for Pikachu when green and red came out? I feel like it had to be the anime, right? I don't know. I think I would assume

the anime, because yellow didn't come out until after the anime. Yes. And then red and blue, Pikachu was just Pikachu. But you got a 7% chance of finding Pikachu in the first area. That was a big deal. Really?

Yeah. Then you could ride with Pikachu early. Okay, so there's like an exclusivity about it. I don't know. I just feel like number 82 for number one. Yeah. That's got a sting if you're Bulbosaur. I like this. I like, I have some respect for Bulbosaur.

I think it's a very cute Pokemon. It's a, it's an 80 through 100 type of list, yeah. And coming in a number 81, we got, Omistar. No. Coming at a number 80, we got, even talking about Tropius. Okay. It's a gen 3 one. Yeah, there's a cool one.

You light up for Tropius? Yeah. I like, like, the banana, I like the banana chin strap thing it's got going on. All right. The banana gullet. At number 79, we got shinks. I like shinks.

Shinks is a Gen 4 Pokemon. Funny enough, I did, I guess I said I didn't play Gen 4. I did play some brilliant diamond shining pearl until I lost my switch. Truth comes out. So I did catch shinks and I like, I like it. Number 78, we got typhlosian. Called it. job.

My guy. My guy. Yeah, this is, I didn't realize how stupid it looked. What about it looks stupid? Can we see the pixel art from Pokemon?

It's kind of, it's kind of got like a bottom like a, like a weird rodent, you know? God damn stupid, stupid-looking Pokemon. Kid Faith in chat says,

this is a bad angle. It's a bad angle. That's too deep. That's cool. Well, I mean, that's, I guess that's like Minecraft, but like the first one, you know, where it's a little rougher. I don't know. The way it's got that like sugar glider. No, that looks stupid too.

Kind of a Victorian collar. I guess I've never just sat and looked at Typhlosion. That was the realest thing I've ever said. Like that was, there was no filter. No, no. You let that one fly. Yeah. Right.

Okay, this is what I'm going to do because we have a lot more Pokemon left. I'm going to start reading these in bulk. And so let's just, we'll just tear through them. We'll just say yes. Yes. Yes. No. You know what I mean?

So 77, we got Toros. Man. Okay. Okay. No. But yeah. No, but yeah. Seventy-six, we got Flagon.

I like this guy. Thumbs up. I don't remember Flygon, but I like it. Crazy looking. Yeah, I like those wings. That was like when you're like, you're on a walk, you're like, let's make a dragonfly as a Pokemon. They were like nailed it.

That's a great idea. He cooked. 75. Ente. Too low. Too low. Ente got to be higher. It's my goat right there.

Hell yeah. Looks like Hulk Hogan. Don't just say an Ente like that Real American Rip Gawker Ente would not have said the things that Hulk Hogan said I don't think many would

Number 74 You'd be surprised Pelliper is number 74 I love this Pokemon From Gen 3 This is one of my favorite Wingle This is what it goes into Wingle

Hell yeah I'll look it up Siegel Wingle Wingle I want to say Pelloper was on my team when I played Gen 3

back in the day Okay yeah yeah I like this Pokemon Yeah it's good 73. Oh yeah, this is great. We got a good. Bedouf.

Bedouf. Gotta have Bedouf on the list. And number 72, butterfree. Butterfree, of course, yes. Yeah. Will we get a catarpee? We better not. We must.

If we get a catarpee, I'm going outside, finding a catfiller and stopping on it. Blessing. Sorry. I know. That's messed up. I take it back. I take it back. Here's something crazy.

I was always a bead drill guy. Yeah. Beedrill's cool. Over a butterfree. It's like bees back in the day. Butterfrey. Now we've got to save the bees. We do got to save the bees.

We do got to save the bees. Tatapeas, you know, it's whatever. There's enough of them, right? I feel. At number 71, we got Piplup. Yes. Penguin. Easy win.

Little Mickey Mouse buttons. It's giving very neopets vibes. Yeah, it is giving neopets for sure. I want to care for it. Or abandon it, I guess. Yeah. Take it to the soup kitchen because you're losing. in all the games so you can't afford actual food for your neopets.

Does that just be? Put it in a basket. Yeah, we're at the soup kitchen every day on neopest.com. It was really sad over here. There was a soup kitchen for real. Yeah, there was a soup kitchen. If you didn't have enough points to feed your neopets, you can get free food in the kitchen. Damn.

That happened to my great-grandfather. Oh. Yeah, I didn't take care of all the kids. I didn't mean to laugh. No, no, it's cool. It's cool. He's not with us anymore. All right, man.

And number 70, we got Volpix. Yeah. Yes. Volpix and the nine tails. I bet you we see both of them. both of them both of dzvs and number 69 but I have some nice we got

solomence cool this looks cool yeah this is a gen 3 one I remember solomence I don't think solomons really stuck with me like that but yeah cool and number 68

muo gotta be on the list got to be on the list number 151 mu2 is too cool though you know mute two is gonna be the one that gets higher that truck right it was under a truck oh yeah right

I never knew if that was a glitch or not was that like a real thing you too was actually under a truck or was that like a mod or like some weird people did I have no idea somebody in chat that says this order fuels rain I'm not gonna lie

and you know what I tend to agree when you're in the 50 through 100 range sometimes you're just throwing darts at a wall yeah I mean especially when it comes to Pokemon that don't really have like a guiding light like best move set, best Pokemon cards, best appearance in a TV show. Like if it's just best Pokemon,

you're going to be really throwing things at a wall. It's like if you threw spaghetti at a wall and it all stuck. Beautiful. Just the whole plate. Can toss it. Now people in chat are saying, EV or a Mew tube, sorry,

Mew being under the truck wasn't real. It was a rumor. It was a playground. I'm very gullible. So, yeah, that makes sense. I miss the playground rumors back in the day with these things. Yeah. My friend's uncle actually worked for Nintendo.

For real? Yeah. I had a friend... When I was a kid... Like you, Andy? I had a friend convinced me that Goku was unlockable in Smash 64. And let me tell you, he sent me on a wild goose chase. I was on Smashbrothers.com, printing things off.

You were in the Dojo. I was in the Smash Dojo. I was doing everything to try and figure out how to get Goku in this game. He was like, oh, yeah, you can get Luigi to ride Yoshi. You just have to press L. Man. I think that's the funniest thing that, like, Goku in any game is just immediately

such a funny idea outside of Dragonball game. Yeah. All right, speaking through some of these, 67. Oh, hold on, we can't speak, we can't speak through this. What? Number 67 is Pikachu? Get the fuck out of here. This is a shit list. Yeah, I'm calling it now. This is a shit list.

Shitmonly list. This is a top 25 Pokemon of all time, and I know people want to hate on Pikachu, but he is top 25. Yes. Has to be. What do they say? I mean, technically you should probably be top 10, but, you know, whatever. They say, look, don't get us wrong. Pikachu was a classic by most measures.

I'm getting you wrong. There's no Pokemon more classic. But if there's any Pokemon who could move out of the limelight and let some others occupy top billing, it's Pikachu. So they're just like, we want to put him lower because he's too popular. This is contrarianism. Yeah. That's crazy.

Like, I understand moving him lower to like, maybe he's 24, but to 67. It's crazy. Maybe this is actually a tip of the cap from the Gen Alpha writers in Polygon. They're memin. Yeah. Right? And number 66.

That's good. So good. Tortera. Oh, I like this one. Great appearance in the movie as well. Really? Yeah. Oh, yes.

When they started to wake up and the whole earth was fucking like crumbling around the Pokemon. I still got to see that. You should watch that. Oh, you like that. It's a delightful movie. 65. We got Houndoor.

Yes. scary great pixel art i feel like i feel like this one is rendered well in game and number 64 we got crowbat nah crowbat's not a top 100 nah not a top one hundred not a not a top one but the cool x wings is pretty sick yeah i like that yeah to go from zoobat and like get up towards these ones it's pretty cool yeah yeah number 63 oh what are we doing 63 geridos i mean i think we can call right now we can end the episode right now if we want to what now we need to see what's above geridos it's a shit

Hold on. No, we're speeding through. The shit list. We got Machamp. Already, that's crazy as well. Okay. Machamp is legit. But Champ is legit.

Number 61, Gardivore. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah. Shout out. Nobody played Gardefoir on the PS2. This is three. That's good. That's really good.

Damn. That's a callback right there. Yeah. I don't think we were. That was even the show. That was before the show. It's all content. We have,

from the time I wake up. Yeah, that's three bangers back to back, by the way. between. Yeah, that is kind of crazy. Gerados into Machamp, into Gardavoir, and we're not in the top 50? Those could all be top. Those are all guaranteed top 50 at this point, yeah, yeah.

At number 60. What has happened in Games Journal? Lucario. Ah, Lucario, of course. Another top 50. Another one that should be in the top 50. My mom even knows who Lucario is. She doesn't know its name, but she recognized it.

I know what that is. She's like one of those pico shoes. That's one of the, like, yeah. At number of 59, we got Glacion. Okay, this is our first Evilution. Our first Evolution. First Evolution. Marks it down.

I like the Hatsune Miku hair. Yeah. 58. Flaryon. Oh, we're about to get all of them. Okay. Back to back. No.

You can't group them all together. Some are better than others. You think they really are? Well, they're being grouped, but some are literally higher than others. Yeah. It's not like they're all number 59. I think they're going to put Umbri on like top 10. They better.

Umbriand will go top 10. At number 57. Lefion. What are we doing? They're putting them all. one after another. Leave me eyes. This is crazy.

If you're a list writer and you've got a hundred to do and you can knock out like six or seven on that one. Yeah. You're like, crack your knuckles. You go, got it. Not a problem. Yeah.

No problem here. Going from 62 to 51. So to read the Glacian thing, which was the first one, we'll just be revealed this up front. Every evolution made the cut for this list. Told you. And they're all going to be in the 50s. They're adorable cats.

This is what I'll say. Aren't they fog? This is where I'm going to pause. and say, listen, I love Polygon or respect Polygon. This is an unsurious list. They're not being for real about this list. They're trolling us. And I'm sad that we had to learn this play.

If I knew before the episode, Vaporio. I called it. Oh, no. Wait, wait, hold on. So number 56 was Vaporion. Number 55, Sylvian. Number 54, willard. Shout out, the big whale.

Yeah, yeah. I like this. Whales, very cool. Whales are big on Astor God, but we're all reading Mopee. Yeah. Oh, nice. Now we pause for a second. So that means Joltion is not in that mix right there.

Umbrian. Evie. Evie. Esbion. Wasn't there another one earlier? Joltion. I love Joltian. But that's crazy.

We had a rock block here of the generic Evilutions. They're like, you know what? Joltion actually better than those. I mean, Joltian is better than those. I like that. For me, I don't know about that, though. Coming in number 53, Tododiel. I like this guy.

Yeah. I think that's the right spot for total L. 53? Yeah. Higher. Yeah. A number 52, we got, beware. Love this bear.

I love this bear, too. I sent that over to bear before the people started yelling at me and assets. Because you sent 20 individual links to a bunch of my own list. One after another, and we all kept getting notifications for it to the point that Andy slacked might stop. I was making my own list. I don't understand what this is a fighting type, though. That's my one complaint.

It should be a hugging type, a loving type. I love that. It love bonds. A caring type. At number 51, we got melodic. Ooh. Now, cool look.

Who is she? We're getting into the top 50. Yeah. Again, I'm going to speed through some of these. I might read them 10 at a time for the next few. Okay. I just want us to remember, this is an unsirious list. Unserious.

And it's okay to joke around. You know what I mean? It's okay to like, hey, we're just putting out a little, we're just being wacky guys. But just so you know, calling on, I'm, I'm clocking this. Next time we do a shit list and we're doing a polygon list. I'm going to be like, all right, but they're unsurious though. This is Polygon.

Okay. Wow. IGN would have had Pikachu in the top 10. Yes, yes. I mean, that seems like a slam dunk. Crazy. All right. All right.

All right. So 50. Oh, my God. 50. Ryku. Of course. 49. Okay, no, we're stopping.

49 is Lugia. Yeah. Is that bad? That's terrible. Is it top 25 Pokemon? Yes. Top 25. Top 25, yes.

We're going to keep going. 48, blast stories. Oh. That's some bullshit. Love this one. Number 47, Al-Qazam. There it is. I respect it in the top 50s.

I feel like this fits. At least it's on top of the day. He's very cool. 46. Absole. I love Absole. He's one of my favorite rappers. At number 45, Geo Dude.

That makes sense. Geo dude, maybe it should be at 80 to 100, though. Yeah, yeah, okay. It's an unsirious list. 44 Ritechu above Pikachu Stop That's crazy

What's their justification for this? Ash famously never evolved Pikachu which made sense for them But for everyone else Rai Choo is stronger tougher Faster and way cooler So is the criteria that it's Are those the

The criteria then Better faster cooler? Is the death funk song yeah Yeah Yeah yeah And no samplings of it 43 Arcanine

Yeah Hell is. A great Pokemon. Arguably should be higher. 42. Nine tails. Yeah. Nailed it.

41. Alolan Nite tails. No. No. No, you're not allowed to do that. And ice. Oh, okay. The ice does make it cool, though.

You can just give that a side shout of an honorable mention. Yeah. They don't have that built into like their back end. If we're allowed to do all the evolutions, I think they're allowed to also do different versions. All right. what is elistical even anymore yeah what have we done get the click

they got it they got it this is brought to you my blood fee number 40 is ralett I love ralett I fuck with ralett this is deserved I like owls yeah general I like alice all right are you just realized that about yourself right now I like owls

you said that like you just discovered that you just thought about it just now you know what guys I like owls guys I want everyone to know kind of an owl person now I'm into it I know you're saying Who's this?

Like it Al so much. Well, it's Almaster too. Obviously. Number 39. Articuno. Okay, get the big bird up there. Damn, 39. We're really into it now.

Yeah, 38. We got. Cinder quill. Did we already get Typhlosin? Yeah, we did. Yeah. I like this little guy. Yeah, everybody loves this little guy.

Looks better than Typhalian, honestly. Yeah, I wouldn't have said it before this morning. This is like when I went to see episode three and theaters and I was like, oh, wait, this movie sucks. But I remembered it nice and good. And number 37, we got Esper. Who's this? Who is this?

This looks like a character from Earthbound. I don't know. Esper's expansion, sorry, Xper's expression never changes. But what could be read as stoicism is in fact. Most Pokemon. Don't all of them have one expression? Its expression is deep concentration. Esper constantly struggles to subdue.

it's apparently overwhelming psychic powers, which would be disastrous if not controlled. At least the result is an adorable face. That's not deep constant. That's shell shocked. Yeah. Yeah, Asper's just saw something I did not want to see. Yeah, that's, that's like, this, this Pokemon came home.

And Asper smoked a lot of weed. That's like when I accidentally walked in, my father in the shower, and I said, oh, shit. Are you concentrated? I'm never going to forget this. You were like, think about owls. Think about owls. Going at number 36.

You got small of. Smallings is great. I like it. And number 35. I'm surprised you like Small one, Mike. I like small. Small love, I feel like fits the criteria of what you don't like. Why don't you know?

Sent it to Barrett. It's in my list. It's on my list. Hey, when you're here, you're spamily. Number 35, we got Dragon Pulp. Whoa. Yeah, pretty cool. I don't know what I'm looking at right now.

That's a cool dude. Its head is a stealth bomber. Yeah. This is like a... And it's like a dragon list. Oh, it's got feet. I thought it was like a worm. Like a paper Mario boss.

Yeah. Yeah, this thing's weird to me. I like it though. Crazy, yeah. This is Gen 8. And it's a dragon slash ghost Pokemon. This is cool. It's like Mecca.

I like Dragon. Okay, put it on your list. Yeah, this is cool. Yeah, putting this on the list. I like it. Number 34. Clef key. Fuck you.

No. Fuck you. What, y'all don't like keys? That's crazy. Above Pikachu. But like, it has car keys and a house key. It's probably a closet key right there. Above Tota dial.

This is fucked up. What's it do? Like, the Star of Car? Steel slash Fairy Pokemon. Clefke's original polka-dex entry says that it'll threaten any attackers by fiercely jingling their keys. I was going to say, does it distract children? Wow, that's crazy.

That's nuts. All right, coming in number 33. Sweakun. Of course. Cool? Okay with that. Number 32. Cyther.

Yeah. Is this a bug? Yeah, it's a bug. That's awesome. Bug and flying type. and he's in a new Pokemon game and he's down to help you cut logs.

It's very nice to him to do that for me. Have you been playing that? I might have to. Everybody's been talking to and I need to justify having a switch too. Exactly. There you go. Might be the start.

At number 31, we got Hayogur. Kiyogur, I never knew how to pronounce this one, but this is another Gen 3 legendary Pokemon. Yeah. And I like the Gen 3 legendary Pokemon. I love the like linear sort of geometric design. Yeah, it's cool.

And we haven't even seen Rayquaza yet. No, Ray Quas will be up there. You haven't seen Ray Quasa yet? Number 30, Kramerant. Number 29, we got Jigglypuff. You didn't even mention Jigglypuff. See, but above Pikachu, though? That's what I'm going to say.

If you're going to put Pikachu that low because someone else should have the limelight, why is jigglypuff here? Yeah, I feel like Jigglypuff, if we're talking about the Trinity of Gen 1 cuteness, right, Like the Pokemon that we're putting out there because we know we're going to sell merch is Pikachu, Jigglypuff, and Evie. Yeah. They're like, that's the triangle right there. I like that.

Like that. And so Jigglypup being this high while Pikachu's that low. Maybe they just saw the Super Bowl commercial where she was singing with Lady Gaga. Oh, yeah, they might have seen the Super Bowl commercial where she was singing with Lady Gaga. 28. We got Bayleaf. Yes. I like this Pokemon a lot.

There's a good looking Pokemon. Yeah. Not a top 28 Pokemon, but a good Pokemon. I agree. I like a Bay Leaf. Put it in with your Red Leaf. price, folks. Boom.

It's subtle, but it makes a huge difference. 27. Ditto. Ditto moment. Ditto's having a moment. We're going to fall in love with Ditto here. This is the Ditto Sons. It's like McConaughey.

You know, when's Ditto going to have at Dallas Spires Club? I'm having crazy deja vu right now because we talked about the Mekana Sons yesterday. You did? Yeah, on an interview because we reviewed.

You guys talk about the Lost Bus? Oh. Yeah. We just watched the Lost Bus. I just watched it for the first time, like a few days ago. What'd you think? Oh, fantastic movie.

Yeah. Crazy. Slow pace in the first half. Yeah. Like, it was kind of tough to watch it at home by myself. Yeah. For that first half. But the second half walks in so much that I want to watch it a second time so I can appreciate it in full.

We love Tars. Oh, my God. So much that I forgot about Case. Dude. Oh, my God. As soon as I saw that robot move, I was like, what are we doing here? Yeah. That's a cool looking robot.

Christopher Nolan cooked with that one. Yeah. Good times. Dialog's a little quiet. Yeah, it's a little bit. But yeah. Ditto's going to have its own Lincoln commercial. Oh, exactly.

I don't know if we have any artists in the chat, but of Matthew McConaughey, but his face is wiped clean and it's just a Ditto face. I like that. You can get at me on Blue Sky. I love that. I think Mom's Home is my handle. You know, whatever. Number 26, we got Digglet. What are we doing?

No. Digglet fucks. I love Digglet. Did you know that's not a nose? It's actually a tooth in his mouth. The tooth is open. That's what Twitter would try to tell you. Oh, okay.

You mean X, the everything app? Yeah. The everything app. Grock is this? Is it a mouth? Exactly. Or is it nose and nose. Grock?

Grock, let me know. At number 25, we got Garchamp. Yeah. Cool one. I like this. This is a good one. Garchomp is up there. Number 24.

We got Magicarp? You got to love Magicarp. Oh, but then you have to look Pikachu. Magic carp is an 80 to 100, top 100 list Pokemon. Yes. All right. But not 24. No, the whole reason.

Above Geredos. The reason why we love Geredos is because Magic Carp sucks. The idea that's... We got to be real with ourselves. Yeah. That's why we love Geredos because Magic Carp is useless.

And becomes something cool. Yeah. Great fish stuff. We all want to be Magic Cart. Yeah, we all want to... You all want to work ourselves up to become the best. We all want to have the potential of a magic cart. Yes, I love that.

You know? The faith of a mustard seed. That's the Bible. Wow. Yeah. Damn. And number 23, we got Evie. Okay.

We still haven't seen a lot of the other evolutions, which they did claim are all on the list. They'll be top 10. Top 10. Number 22, we got Sneezel. Who the fuck is Sneezel? Fuck that. 215, though. Shout out.

215. Sneezle. Shout out. Shout out southeastern Pennsylvania. Hell yeah. Sneezel looks like a villain in Brandy and Mr. Whiskers. That's a reference for like five people. This is when they said we got to make a new meowth.

And they made Sneezel. You guys have been asking for new mea? Yes, exactly. Oh, y'all want a Team Rocket to kick out meowth. Well, here's the new me out. By the way, everybody in chat loves Sneezel, by the way. Sneezel heads? People like, wait, whoa, we like Sneezel.

Wow. Damn, Sneezel rocks. A lot of Sneezel fans. I fuck with Sneezel. I love these Sneezle. Okay, wow. Okay. I guess I got a read up on Sneezle.

Leasel 215. 21. We got Dragon Knight. Dragon Knight. Hell yeah. I Dragon Knight. We love that guy. Great thighs.

Great thighs. and I like the belly. Yeah, I like the scaled kind of belly. Yeah. It's crazy that you have Charzard and Dragonite in the same generation, but somehow Dragonite, even though he's like a lot rounder, in my opinion, has more sauce than Charzard. Maybe it's because the anime.

I think because of the anime, because Charzard and Dragonite fought and Dragonite whoop Charzard's ass. Yeah. Dragonite reminds me of that guy with the big old Dadbod who did the backflip on the roller skates and was like, this is what peak male athletic. It looks like. Honestly, yes.

And you're like, I got a dad bun too. Like, I appreciate that, bro. It's like seeing curlers in the Olympic Village. Yes. It's like, right on, guys, that's awesome. You guys wear dress shoes. You're part of it. Sweep.

So many of your chat says dragon tails ass Pokemon. It does look like. I do like that the third evolution completely changes the color scheme. Oh, yeah. That's so bizarre. That's just that iconic blue right there and just says, yeah, see you later. Yeah. That's great.

Yeah. That looks great. Number 20. Cubeon. Cool. I mean, QBone is up there. Cubone could have a case

for a top 100 Pokemon, but like not top 20, no. No. Number 19. We don't even have Sanschu on this list. Es Beyond. Oh, wow.

So we're back to the Evilutions. They really like Jolti on like I do. Did they acknowledge that they didn't put it with the other ones? Let's see. Again, all the evolutions are among the best Pokemon of all time.

Esbion, though, you had to evolve it through a method new to the series at the time by maxing out your hidden friendship meter with an EV. Then if you level it up during the day, boom, you had the one, you had one of the best psychic Pokemon of the game. Espion taught trainers how rewarding friendship can be.

Wow. They didn't say why it's separated from the earlier EVs, but I think it's just like the tier list, right? They're like, all these EVs are Tier B. Now we're into the Tier A slash X. Number 19, or number 18, Ombrion. Hell yes. I mean, I love that.

Yeah, and I just got warmer. I love Joltian to the death of me. I am a Joltiott number one fan. This very unsurious, serious list, put Jolti Ann as the number one Evilution? I think, I think a lot of people think that, though. I don't think so. Design wise? I feel, I feel there. Because I'm in, I'm team Umbri-on. Yeah, for sure. But

I feel like if you polled people, I think Jolti-ion would be number one. Chat, am I crazy? Wow. I think chat's going to say you're crazy. Can we put up a poll and chat who the best Evie is? Evilution? We had a wild card in there, too. Yeah. Just Gangar. Gangar is going to be here. Gangar will be in the top three. You were saying I'm crazy. I always thought people would have rolled for Joltion. But hey, like, I'm with y'all.

Umbri-on is my guy. I don't think I ever had an EV in my party. Wow. Really? Did you identify with any of the three starting three evolutions? Bayporion, Flerion, and Joltion? I don't even remember. Wow.

Yeah. I'm built different, actually. A built different. Yeah. Is there a fire one? Flirion. Have we not seen Flerion? Flareon wasn't that first.

No, he did. Oh, okay, okay. I just, I like fire. I liked burning stuff as a kid. Nice. Number 17. Greninja. Yeah, you knew he was going to be on here. I forgot about Green Ninja, but yeah, I can see it. I don't like that it's tongue into the scarf. It freaks me out. Every time I remember that, I like it. I'm like, oh, that's pretty sick, actually.

At number 16, we got Zangoose. Now, who the fuck is this dude? Never seen this guy's got a lot of life. I've seen him. Absolutely not. Never even heard of Zanggoose. Zanggoose chicken. You guys have Zanggoose. can you chicken up here?

I don't think we do. Next time you're in L.A. Okay. All right. Number 15, we got slow poke. No. I love slow poke. No.

What's the evolution where it's got the thing? Slow bro and then Slow King. The Slow King have the like shellfish biting its ass. I believe Slow Bro does. And then Slow King stands up on two feet, has a crown still with that thing biting its ass. Is that thing a separate Pokemon? Did we ever?

It's a separate creature? And then is it actually a standalone Pokemon? Or is it just like a creature that appears in his only Slowbro and Slow King affiliated? Can we bring up a picture of Slow Bro? Because I think it is a separate entity because that's how it evolves in the cartoon is that it gets bit, right? And that's how you do the evolution. Yeah. It's been decades.

You know, I'm thinking that this list might be kind of what Pokemon deserves because they get silly with it the whole time. Pokemon's always been silly with it. They don't think about it that month. You can have a list. That's a little goofamash. The shelter evolves with the slow poke. So it's, yeah, it's symbiotic. Wow.

Okay. Oh. So there's the shelter, the little one, the tiny one. And then you're telling me it grows up to just bite onto the slowbro and that's its next line. It bites his tail and then they evolve together. It's like the symbiant. I never knew that. That's beautiful.

That's crazy because I didn't mess with that. In the back of my head, that's what I thought it was. But I was like, no, that doesn't make sense. I vaguely remember that episode in the anime. Yeah. Can they live without each other? Or would one day? I think so.

Because I'm like, if you took them apart, would they die? Or do they devolve? Devolve. Well, how does Slow Pope become slow or Slow Bro become Slow King? What does Slow King look like? Does he still have the guy? He defeats the Slow King. Like he has to kill the shelter.

The other one, yeah. In order to, man. It's Highlander rules. Oh, no. I feel like this implies that Slow King kills the shelter and makes it its character. Whoa. But that's his nature. Whoa.

What's that dark slow king next to it? Whoa. That a mega evolution? What is that? I have no idea. It's come back to life as a ghost on his head now. Yeah, that's what happens if it doesn't get it doesn't. We need to click into that.

We need to figure out what's going on in the Pokedex. We need to learn about this. So it just brings you to the Slow King page. Does that say six foot? Okay, well let's calm down. Let's calm down. Six seven. Six seven.

Jesus Christ. I didn't even mean to. I didn't even mean to. There it is. Oh, he's got it on his hand this time. What is happening? Are these a Lola? Like, what is it cute?

It's a different, Galerian. Yeah. It's got it on its hand. Galerian. Is that when they went to Europe? So, I guess that's what happens when the shelter wins? That's my guess. Wow.

But I do like that he has the shelter on his fist. Yeah, it's a little hellboy. This is actually pretty sick. Number one. That is cool. Oh, no, my page crashed. Oh, wait, no, we got. We got there. Number 14, gangar.

Wow. That's wrong. Top 10. Unless that's wrong. Unless my boy, Haunter's top 10. Oh, that's a good... When I was saying Gangar, I was picturing Hunter. So this is... Yes, yeah, we like Hunter a lot. But the world loves Gangar. Number 13. Joltiott. Fuck, yeah. It's insane. It's the fastest non-legitary Pokemon. Do you know that? Wow, really? Yeah. I didn't know that. I also wouldn't believe that, but I like that. That's cool.

Good to know. Number 12. Squirtle. Stupid. Okay. Stupid. Number 11, we got Porrigan.

This is biased. Greg Miller wrote this list. Greg Miller wrote this list. From poregon.com. Yeah. Oh. That's great. Open your third eye.

Yeah. It's wide open. All right. We're in the top 10. Number 10, Charzart. Wow. Okay. Feels kind of washed.

Show me 10 better than this. Number, nine we got tyranitar you fuck with that guy tyranitar is pretty sick whoa so far they're doing all right at number eight we got okay no no no it is i don't like this a lolan richu why dumber ritechu i don't know okay but like why why why it's just let's take the edges away from riteu yeah exactly yeah it's fucked up chat's very split on this by the way some people Lynch out are very... No, I think they were right.

I think they were right. Oh, really? Richu industry. No, they were riding for Trianitar. They're just catching up now. Oh, I see. They're catching up. Yeah, a lot of people are... Yeah, they were riding for Tiranatat. But like some of them, there are some people that are very pro Lowland Richu, and I'm not trying to yuck or yum. That's crazy. But man... Not anti-Lillan Richu, but top 10 above O.G.

Richu. No. Number seven, we got Shandallor. No. That's black and white. I remember that one. Kind of crazy. Yeah. What do we do? doing here? We're doing the

chandelier Pokemon? Man, Polyon just showed of crash in my yes. Yeah, like you asked if I knew

about Pokemon answers yes, enough to get mad. Yeah, exactly. Enough to get mad. Pissed off. Remember this

is right. Show me number six. Mimicue. I like that though. I mean, too high. But Mimicue top 20.

Top 20? Mimicu has been making waves. Top 50. I'll give you. Really? Top 50. Making waves.

Like the waves in interstellar. Oh yeah. Those aren't waves. Wait, those are waves. Yeah, those are mountains. They're waves. You can't, like, yeah, our sweet Pikachu wannabe. You know who we had at like 75?

Yeah, exactly. That is true, though. Yeah, you can't rate, you can't rate Pikachu that. This is Pikachu hate. Like, let's be real. This is hating. Our boy is getting... You're going to put Pikachu that far down at 69 or 68, whatever it was, and Mimicu's number six.

That's, that's tier one hating. Slemdog said LeBron over Michael. That's crazy. Show me number five. Hair across. No. No? That's amazing.

What's number four? Are you going to be okay? No, I'm going to think about... Sprintito. I'm really thinking about this. Come on. Come on. Is this weed cat?

This is my brother with T-Texing. Weed cat. Okay, yeah, hell yeah. Show me number three. Snorlax. Iconic. He's all of us. Yeah, we love Snorlax.

Number two is Syduck. Can we guess what number one is? Yeah, what do we think number one? I think it's MUT2. Yeah, it has to be MUT2. Well, the way they've gone through this list, have we seen Rue, have we seen Rue, Kwaza? No.

You can't leave out both MUTO and Ray Kwa. That's crazy. Have we seen Onyx? No. Onyx. We haven't seen Charmander. What's number one? Show me number one.

You two. Wow. Wow. That was a rough ride. I'm not going to lie. Well, I'm glad that they, made such an unserious list.

That's unserious. Because the people, if it was a serious list, would have been mad at us for being so unserious. But guess what? You got unsurious and unsurious, which equals fun. Yeah.

It's a good time. Man, that's a thumbs down for me, dog. I'm sorry. Chandler is an ally, though. I wanted to put that. Oh, yeah. On the ally list. I just did.

I would the only ally. Dragonite. Yeah. Dragonite. Yeah. Well, no, I'm saying I would eat. Oh, you would eat. Yeah, yeah.

Okay, cool. You two is a... I don't want to talk about Me Too's views. Yeah, no. Polyroll seems like an ally. Yeah, I think so. Peaceful belly. He's got the fist in the air.

Shout out my god, PolyRoll. Heracross also seems friendly. Yeah, I feel like Vipyrian is a turf. Oh. Vaporon, you think, a turf. I don't remember what it looks like, but yeah. I mean, Vaporon has like a very, very like... Is that the transcolored one?

It's like the blue, like, very feminine. looking Pokemon. There's one that has the trans flag. So I might have just spoke out a turn. Listen. Oh. That's Vaporio.

That's not the one I was thinking of. Okay. That's gay. That one's not a turf. That's trans. Not a turf. Doesn't really know enough not taking a side,

which makes them effectively a turf. Turf. Oh, Glacion. Glacian. Glacian is the one we're talking about. Mike, Charlotte. Thank you guys so much for you join me on this episode. Breaking down the top 100 Pokemon.

on. That was a shit list. That was a roller coaster. That one's going to sit with me all weekend. I had a great time with you, boy. I'm glad you had a great time. I had a blast. You had a lot of one-liners that like, I think people are going to be driving home and it's going to hit them randomly. They're going to be like

thinking back to this episode and be like, they're going to do the random chuckles because they're going to realize what you meant. Time release capsules. Yes. That's what goes down with Charlotte. Yes. Charlotte, again, thank you so much for being on this episode with us. This is a blast. Thank you so much. Let's do this again soon. Thank you so much.

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