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Today, we're playing Round Robin, all about the world's greatest actor, Ben Affleck.
Welcome to Game Showdown.
What's up, everybody?
Welcome back to Game Showdown.
I'm your host, Nick Scarpino, and today I am joined by our three lovely contestants, Greg Miller, Lucy James, and Joey.
Noel.
How are we feeling today, guys?
I'm sorry.
Greg, the champ.
That's right.
My first time back on game.
The once-in-future champ.
Keep and mine, remember, this is exhibition.
So, no, my belt is not on the line.
My title is not on the line.
as Team Blue.
Yeah, if it's not on the line, why'd you bring it?
Because I'm the fucking champion.
You bring it.
But I'm like,
doesn't get to keep a fan up.
Why does Nick have this little Oscar man
peeking out from behind the table?
We're going to get to that.
We're going to get to that in one second.
I want to know what else is on that table.
We're going to get to that in a second.
But first we're going to start off with our first trivia question worth 10 points and a chance
to start off strong.
This is going to be a buzzer question.
So whatever buzz in first.
gets to answer the question you get to buzz in one time.
Ben Affleck and J-Lo.
Not only were a mega-selebody couple in real life on two separate occasions.
They also have worked together on two separate films.
Name a movie.
Oh no! Oh, no!
Fuck! I should have let it go a little longer.
Shit, G.
G. Lee.
Name a movie.
That Ben Affleck started with J-Lo.
That is not Julie.
Oh.
I watched it.
I watched it too.
May,
tell me out.
Just let me go again.
Just let me go again.
You're the host.
You can make him the rules.
Lucy.
Oh,
it's something like true love never dies.
No,
it's not.
No,
that's wrong.
It is not those either.
Joey,
it comes to you.
I know.
Do I get to go again or no?
I don't believe so.
Joey,
say Jersey girl,
Kevin Smith.
I don't think he,
I don't think he,
I don't think.
She's in that.
I don't know.
I know that I gave it half a star on Letterbox because it was less than 90 minutes.
And it was basically made of AI.
It was so bad.
I have,
it's like,
it's not,
it's not love never dies.
You know what great.
Buzz it again.
Jersey Girl.
Jersey Girl.
Jersey Girl.
Thank you.
For 10 points is Jersey Girl.
He was in her terrible love music video movie from last year.
I'm not counting that.
That's not a movie.
That's the,
God,
can we just for once have a clean game?
why somebody always got to argue
that there's shenanics.
If I had a reading on letterbox,
then I think the equivalent to the Dunkin' Donuts
commercial he was in that day,
but that's not,
we're not counting that movie.
We're not counting that movie.
Jersey Girls was the answer
that we were looking for.
Jayles and Matt.
Yeah.
Remember, they started off.
They were going to make a big deal about it,
but then Gilely bombed so bad that Kevin Smith was like,
she dies in the first five minutes.
Like she revealed the whole like twist.
He's like,
she dies right away.
She dies right away.
Everybody still comes to the movie.
And they didn't.
People did not see that movie,
but it was good.
They did not, sadly.
ladies and gentlemen. Of course, this game showdown. Nick Scarpino take over a four-week tournament
that will test the KF Cruise knowledge of movies and more importantly me, Nick Scarpino.
Everyone is competing for the grand prize of this amazing trophy made by C.J. Roth and a $25 gift card to the Outback Steakhouse that Mike gave to Roger that Roger no longer wants.
It's important to point out we don't know. As competitors, we didn't know about Benefleck. We didn't know this was the prize and I'm all in. I'm going to win in there.
We're very, very excited.
Are we verified that that money is still on that gift card?
We do not.
We don't.
We don't know if it's even for an Outback Steakhouse.
That's a regional thing for Colorado or here.
We don't know.
Oh, I didn't realize they're looking for the Outback Stakeshouse.
It might be.
This might be a Japan Outback Steakhouse for all we know with Mike.
Of course, ladies gentlemen, this is the bracketed tournament.
Barrett, bring up the bracket so we can take a look at where we're at in the standings right now.
Andy won the very first episode.
He is going on to the finale.
Andy never wins game.
Showdown. That's amazing for him. Whoever, of course, wins this episode will go on to the finale as well.
It'll be me. Remember, of course, ladies and gentlemen, if you love what we do.
I put my money on Lucy on this one. It's not Keanu Reeves. If it was Keanu Reeves, it would be a different story. Well, you should have told me that when I asked me about Marvel movies. Well, you could have slitted. I do love Keanu and I do. I do love it. I do love it. I do love it. I do love it. I do love it. Thank you, of course. Ladies and
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Somalier. But for now, let's play Round Robin. The rules are simple. Round Robin is a pretty
straightforward question and answer game about movies. I'll give you a question. You have your buzzers
that you'll use to buzz in and answer said question. You can buzz in once per round. If you get
the answer correct, that's 10 points. Contestants, are you ready? Is this whole thing about
Ben Affleck? Yes. It's a themed episode about
one of the best actors.
I'll answer your question with the following question, Joey.
Recently, a Ben Affleck cult classic
was released in theaters for its 25th anniversary.
But when it was first released,
it was marred,
emirred, excuse me, heavily in controversy
and led to the film being delayed a whole year.
What movie?
Greg Miller.
Dogma.
Dogma is correct.
Okay, well, if these are all Kevin's...
I was going to say Kevin Spacey, no.
The other guy, Kevin Smith.
Kevin Smith questions, then we're...
Well, eventually,
get out of this, but you got to give
credit where credit is due,
all right? And Kevin was using Ben
long before the anything, you know what I mean?
Mallrats, he slept on his fucking couch.
He had to hear Kevin Smith argue with Joy
Lauren Adams all the time because they were dating at the moment.
That, of course, though, the chasing Amy, which is a big
deal. Then, of course, when they were filming Dogma
is when he won an Oscar, but I'm not going to say anymore
because I want points when these questions
come up.
Do I have permission to shove him off his chair?
You do indeed, because we do indeed as our guest
is your. Now it's time for
messy mashup.
This one's fun.
I'm going to read you.
This is awesome.
You should host all the time.
I'm going to read you a clue what to be the description of a movie.
They could have put us with anybody.
And they put us with Greg.
The answer will be the name of two movies mashed up together.
For example, an eccentric billionaire turned hero searches for a best friend to love.
The answer to that would be, I love you, Iron Man.
Are you ready for the proff?
I'm so fucking ready, Nick.
I'm happy.
I'm happy for once.
I'm so happy to have the Lucy buffer.
The description reads as follows.
A CIA agent hires a team of Hollywood producers to find his wife who people think he killed.
Okay.
A CIA agent hires a team of Hollywood producers to find his wife.
No, it's...
Lucy James.
Hazard a guess.
No, I was going to say gone girl interrupted, but that's wrong.
It is unfortunately wrong.
I know. I knew it as soon as I said it.
It is unfortunately wrong.
It is very close.
I know.
Okay.
Do you say it one more time?
A CIA agent hires a team of Hollywood producers to find his wife who people think he killed.
But okay.
So can I...
Joey Noel.
Is it gone, baby gone girl?
It is not.
It is very close, though.
So I...
I know how the things usually played.
Yeah.
And I got the movies.
You're thinking me, though.
It's dumb.
Exactly.
So, oh, can I write it out?
Yeah.
So it's going to be gone girl we already know, right?
How do I get Argo in it?
Oh, our gone girl is correct, ladies and gentlemen.
I was like, I didn't know how to fit that in.
But yeah, there it is.
God, damn it.
So your mind is my mind
We're the best
Oh my God
You didn't expect me to get it did you?
That was a hard one
That was a hard one
That one made Roger laugh real hard when we came up with it
I'm forgetting about the Ben Affleck of it all
It's all Ben Affleck.
It's all Ben.
All right it's time for order up
These are going to be Rotten Tomato Scores
Edition rank the following movies
You can write them down if you want
Rank the following movies in order
Are we buzzing enough for this?
Oh good question Roger
No
We're just going to write them.
And everyone will get points if we get it correct.
Okay.
Rank the following movies in order of worst to best rotten tomato scores.
Okay.
Worst to best.
Geeley, Daredevil, Pearl Harbor, Jersey Girl.
I do.
Worst to best.
60 seconds on the clock.
I'll take a sip.
I'm LaCroix.
It's a great beverage.
Can you give me?
Oh, that roll day.
I can't believe you got Argonne Girl.
I was first.
I just could not fit it together until I saw it.
on the page. That's what I was like, ah, go. Okay, go at the front. Oh, God.
You're psycho. I love it.
Is this the thing to where we're going to go, like, oh, you got two right, but you can move
them, or is it just a one shot? One shot on this? We got a lot of questions to get through.
We're going to have fun today. Is everyone ready? Yeah. Okay.
I believe, well, we can start with, we'll start with Joey. How about that?
I went.
Geli, then Jersey Girl, then Pearl Harbor, then Daredevil.
Can I stop the show for one quick?
Joey, you have lovely handwriting.
I don't have you ever seen your handwriting.
This is also very messy, the messy version of it.
I'd like you'd write all the checks to the company from now on.
Okay.
Because my handwriting is abysmal.
I used to address like wedding invitations and stuff like that.
Host college for extra money.
That is very close, but it is not correct.
Lucy James.
I went,
Jeely, Daredevil, Jersey Girl, Pearl Harbor.
Incorrect.
I'm going down.
Worst the best.
I went G Lee, Daredevil, Jersey Girl, Pearl Harbor.
Also, also incorrect, unfortunately.
Wait, hang on, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, give me yours one more time?
No, that is right.
Me and Luce have the same.
Same one, same list.
No, no, we don't.
Oh, yeah, upside down.
Upside, no, no one got that correct, unfortunately.
I think Joey was the closest, though.
Do we want to give points for correct places?
No, no, I'm just going to give Joey points because she was the closest.
How about that?
It is, uh, Gilly is the worst.
at 6%.
Pearl Harbor at 24%.
Jersey Girl at 42%
and Daredeville at 43%.
I won't lie.
Pearl Harbor is just
because people don't like America.
That's a film.
That's true.
Okay.
I love Pearl Harbor in the movie,
which is not a great thing to have to say.
I've never seen Pearl Harbor.
Lucy, we're going to watch it.
Josh Hartnett.
It's like baby Josh Hartnett.
Kate Beckinsale?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just no, no.
Bruce Willis?
Michael Shammar.
What?
Maybe there'll be.
Look up the clip.
Michael Bay inserted him in the back.
It's him from Die Hard.
Really?
I do not know the score.
Well, maybe we'll get to a Pearl Harbor question or two later down the road, Joey.
But for now, of course, we're going to ask a seminal question.
Ben Affleck.
This is a buzzer question, yes.
So get ready to buzz.
Oh, it's not.
It's tough one.
I love this game.
No, it is a buzzer question.
Is it not?
Everyone gets a gun.
Take your hand off the buzzer.
buzzer. I like the buzzer. We're going to start with Lucy
on this one because it'll just, we'll go, we'll go
person with the lowest score first.
How many movies have Ben Affleck
and Matt Damon been in together? Each one of you get a chance to guess.
Closest answer without going over
wins. Everyone gets one go.
Okay, everyone gets one go. Okay, so.
No idea.
I want to say eight.
Eight is your answer.
We're going to do, we're going to do Price's Right rules on this one.
Oh, come on.
I said, I'm going to say five.
Five.
We have eight.
Five, Joey's going lower.
He's doing the $1 bet.
I hate it right now.
I know you did.
Greg's counting him all in his head right now.
He's going back through the Matrix.
He's the Lizanne, the Liza and Al-Gai of our.
I'm sorry, how did you put it in?
Horrible.
Liza on Al-Gai-E is how you're supposed to pronounce it.
You know, I started it.
And I was like, you're rolling down the hill, buddy.
Yeah, the Quez-A-Rat rat.
So you wrote down six, but you said five.
Correct.
I said eight.
That bodes well for me.
I'm going to say six.
Filling that little gap between Joe and Luce.
You said five.
You said six.
You said eight.
Of course,
the person closest to the total without going over is winning today.
They have, in fact, been in 14 movies together.
14?
14?
Lucey James gets the points for that.
And Roger, you get negative five points for putting the rules after the question.
It's confusing to me.
Maybe you should have read it before him.
I'm on the show.
Nick.
You had three days.
I know you're very busy being a successful comedian,
but if you ever wanted to look back through all three seasons of kind of funny game showdown,
Roger, a thorn in my side.
Just constantly screwing me over, not letting me buzz in,
not giving me the points I'm deserved cheating.
He's a cheater.
So I appreciate you coming in here.
And like the most unbiased you could be immediately pegging something's wrong here.
And you pegged Roger.
Exactly. Thank you. I love Pagan Roger.
Yeah.
That's how this show came about.
Question number five.
One of Ben Affleck's most beloved movies.
Wait, is this a buzzer?
No.
Well, I got to read to the end of the question.
It is.
Let me read to the end of the question.
Buzzing in.
Okay, good.
One of Ben Affleck's most beloved movies is the heist movie, The Town,
featuring a 92% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Who directed this film?
Of course, ladies and gentlemen,
Lucy James.
I don't think that's right.
It wasn't Michael Mann.
It was Michael Mann.
Ben Affleck?
It was Ben Affleck.
That's crazy.
I watched it like last year.
It's a good one.
Jeremy Renner, come on.
Jeremy's Renner.
All right.
Only we had an app to keep a little bit of them, you know?
Hmm.
Okay.
this is going to be multiple choice.
Thank God.
So don't buzz in?
Yeah, we're still buzzing in.
We're still buzzing in.
There's notes for next episode, Rod.
We're going to get together on this one.
Which one's a buzzer?
Multiple choice.
But you can buzz in at any time.
Okay.
But you won't read them to us.
I'm going to read them as we go.
If I buzz in it, you buzz in it B, you don't tell them we see.
Correct.
You're a fairer, judge, and I like you.
Which of the following movies is not the title.
of a Ben Affleck movie.
Is it A.
Phantoms.
B. Stillframe.
C.
Hypnotic or D.
Triple Frontier.
I've only heard of one of those.
You're the bomb at Phantoms, yo.
So we know it's not A.
Can you give us them again?
A is Phantoms.
Joey Nowell.
I'm going with C.
Hypnotic.
Sure.
Is in fact the title.
No, no, no.
It's the title.
of a Ben Affleck film.
It is not the answer we're looking for.
I'm sorry.
That's good.
And then you can't do that.
That is a leading response.
B.
Still frame.
It's correct.
I made that one up.
That is the correct answer.
Your mind is my.
It's never been.
I'm shocked.
It's not.
Hypnotic, in fact,
I've never seen this movie.
Never heard of it.
I just Googled shitty Ben Affleck
movies and hypnotic and triple
frontier came up.
Wow.
Okay.
This is going to be a buzzer.
Thank you.
And the final question of this round.
Oh, God.
Finish this famous quote from Ben Affleck's hit directorial masterpiece, Argo.
Argo blank.
To the polls.
No.
Wow.
But said with zeal, and I like that.
Argo blank.
Joey.
Home?
That was E.T.
Listen, they're trying to go.
home in the entire movie.
That's true.
I was trying to get them home.
Argon girl.
No.
But very good guess is all around.
Of course, the answer was
Argo fuck yourself.
Oh no, I knew that.
Which they say a lot in the movie.
Oh, okay.
Good.
Well.
But apparently not enough.
I've never seen it.
You never seen Argo?
No, I've never seen a lot of Benaf like movies.
Well, I have seen the town.
Luckily the rest of this episode is all Keanu Reeves questions.
You're joking.
I'm definitely joking.
It's all Ben Affleck all day long.
But we do have some fun individual questions for you guys.
And the chance to catch up on the score of the court.
Very close right now.
Anyone's game, I would say.
Anyone's game?
So now from here on,
you don't know how to it.
At the end,
there's always some bullshit Roger pulls out of his ass.
It's like,
well, no, it's 30 points for everything.
And they do like 15 in a row and Tim just buries you.
Well, these are going to be.
Is this a therapy session?
Yeah, it is actually.
It's a mediation.
A little early for the airing of grievances.
I just want to punch Roger in the face so fucking arm.
Well, you get you get.
take Tim's peggin.
I want to hit him so hard his mustache is still hanging in the air.
From here on now, correct answers are worth 20 points.
There is.
Here we go.
These are Taylor questions for each contestant, and you only have 15 seconds to answer.
Starting with Greg.
Greg.
Your favorite director of all time is Kevin Smith.
That's right.
One of your favorite movies is Mallrats.
That's right.
What very uncomfortable place did everyone think Ben Affleck's character?
The back of a Volkswagen.
It's correct.
Thank you.
That's a correct answer for 20 points.
Joey.
Like the back of a Volkswagen?
Your favorite director is famously Michael Bay.
Famously.
This question was written when we thought Josh McCouga was going to be on this episode.
So it wasn't Taylor Man for me.
This is a Pearl Harbor question.
But I think we're going to be okay.
Someone that also has a name that starts in J.O.
In the 2001 critical hit Pearl Harbor, who was the other male lead
who start opposite of Benis Wackett.
Josh Hartnett.
Josh Hartnett is correct.
On this season of the bear, very good.
He is very good.
He was also in last season.
I was bored of last season the bear.
I don't remember that.
Lucy, you are known for wearing shoes from time to time.
In the movie air, Ben Affleck plays Phil Knight, the head of Nike.
And the movie revolves around the signing of a famous sports player.
Who is the player in the movie air about Nike's?
Michael Jordan is correct.
We got there.
We got there.
Jesus Christ.
This is a tough one and a very close game, ladies and gentlemen.
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We're back, ladies and gentlemen.
Let's play Mad categories.
The rules are...
It does say Q-intra.
That was not Roger's fault on that one.
It does say Q-intra when it's supposed to say Q-intra.
Unlike the questions before,
where it should have listed the rules of the questions
before I got through the question.
He probably was, like, writing it at home,
and he's like, Leezza,
should I put him with the foot of the back?
And Leanzas said, look at this hello kitty thing.
He was like, oh, New York bagels are the best.
The rules are simple.
I'm going to list a handful of movies.
It is your job to hold up either one, two, or three fingers,
depending on where you think I would rank these movies on the Nick Scarpino three finger scale.
One is good, good, good, bad.
Three, just bad, bad.
That's how the ranking works.
The one is good.
Do you know about this scale?
It is bad.
Okay.
But I just don't, I just don't feel like I know.
Nick.
We're going to go one movie at a time through a list of 10.
You'll get 20 points for each correct placement.
See, this is the fucking way it adds up on you.
Here's the catch.
Each contestant will have the ability to challenge one of my rankings.
If you get it wrong, you have 10 seconds to tell me why you think that movie deserves a better score.
And maybe I'll change my mind.
Contestants, are you ready?
Yeah, if I change your mind and they have the other ones, does it change?
Do they not get the points?
Yeah.
Yeah. It sure does.
Are we all, do we show the fingers at the same time?
You're going to show the fingers at the same time.
Okay.
I don't want to play.
I don't like the mind game thing where it's a raw.
I'll just match Joe or whatever.
Okay.
I'm just, I just wrote it down.
That's fine.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Just see you have it.
Movie number one.
The accountant.
Greg said one.
Lucy said two.
Joey said one.
Lucy is correct.
I gave it a two.
It's a fun movie.
Weird but fun.
Good, bad movie.
Solid good bad movie.
Number two.
Good will hunting.
You're all wrong.
I gave it a two.
I don't believe Matt Damon's that smart.
Okay, I'll argue.
It has nothing to do with Matt Damon.
If you argue this, they all get points.
That's fine.
Wittener.
Because you all put one.
Oh, you're right.
I want to argue.
Hey, you start so you'll finish.
No, no.
It's negative negative.
No, he explained the rules better.
He's unlike Roger who would be like,
no, now you got to do it.
He's right in New York bagel?
So Lucy and Aaron are playing under duress times three.
Just keeping track of this.
Number three.
Chasing Amy.
Joey is correct.
I would have put it one, but it's just too much talking.
All right. Stop.
Stop.
What are you fucking talking about?
Chasing Amy is a good, good movie.
A dynamite performance from Joey Lauren Adams.
Of course, one heard of the Golden Globe or whatever for it that year.
Then, of course, you have the fact that it is a real story, right?
Of these two trying to come together.
And that's 10 seconds.
All right, I'll give it a one.
Thank you.
Greg got me.
Greg got me.
Joey.
Don't let him get you.
You still have a chance to challenge on another question, though.
I want my points.
Thank you, Barry.
I love you.
Roger would have tried it to make me forget.
Do you want a New York bagel?
Question number four.
Spoiler room.
Joey is correct.
It's just a broke-ass Glenn, Gary, Glenn Ross.
What are we doing here?
What are we doing?
Question number five.
The last duel.
Are you guys all wrong?
This movie's amazing.
It's a one for sure.
I don't know what this is.
I've never heard of it.
Oh, is that crazy Ridley Scott movie with him with a...
It came out like three or four years ago.
Oh, is it the one with the hair?
Yeah, he had the bad hair.
Oh, damn it was the bad hair.
And it was that was that was a crazy.
And it was about two guys fighting over his wife.
And she was like, it's, I mean, it's like period.
It's very, very, very fucking hard movie to watch.
It's very, very good.
You guys should definitely check it out.
Movie number six.
Paycheck.
You're all wrong.
It's a one.
It's got Aaron Egghart in it.
And I love looking at his chin, Roger.
You love it?
It's a good, good movie because you like looking at his chin.
That's a good bad movie.
But I just wanted to put it number one to piss you guys on.
I don't even know anything about it.
I have no argument.
I think you're arguing
Just like the man's chin is enough
Movie number seven
Daredevil
Three is correct
It's just god awful
It's got awful Lucy I'm sorry
It's just not
It's unwatchable
What he's doing
The one
An old woman won't stop talking
He on a plane
So he kills her
With a peanut
Movie number nine
The sum of all feet
Oh the bomb is in play
The bomb is in play
Fuck it
Fuck it, let's go.
The bomb is in play.
It is, in fact, a one on my show.
I love this fucking movie.
I love this movie.
And the final movie.
Really quick, we did skip around.
Oh, we did.
Shit.
Oh, I apologize.
We'll just go back to it.
Number eight.
The Way Back.
I don't even remember this film.
Joey is correct.
Three.
I've never seen it.
I have.
It has a friend of the show, Janina Gavancar in it.
Came out during COVID.
Not great.
He's like a basketball coach or something like that.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Not great, but we love Janina.
So that's bad.
You're saying that's bad then.
Yeah.
Didn't get me out to the theaters.
Well, it was COVID.
I think it only released digitally.
Exactly.
Even worse.
All right, guys, the final movie.
Hate this.
Tune in on this.
Armageddon.
You're all correct.
Yeah.
Number one is the greatest movie ever made.
With that,
I play that at my aunt's funeral,
and that is not a song to play all the way through at a funeral.
Because once Steve starts screaming.
People get us all laughing
Oh yeah sure
I could see that I could see that
The final round
Ladies and gentlemen
It's gonna be worth
50 points
Oh dang
Fuck fuck fuck
You made that up too
Didn't you
You look to the scores
It made it 50 points
No if he did that
He's doing it right there
He's doing it right now
This is some goddamn Roger bullshit
As someone who did not produce this show
That's not what he was doing Greg
I was fixing a spelling era
That Roger put in there
Roger God be better
Be freaking better
how many ozer and bagels
You can put your buzzers aside
This would be a drawing question
Oh no
Draw Ben Affleck's back test
Whoever gets closest
According to Roger is going to get the points
You have one minute on the clock
Don't you feel bad making fun of me now Greg
Fuck you
You're not even miced
I am
He is miced
He is miced
He is miced
I was miced
Only one I know what it is
My problem is I can't draw.
That's amazing.
Shut up, shut up, shut up.
I can't draw.
It's a really good, Craig.
I see the belly here.
The speed is not complacency, by the way.
This is just because I really control.
All right, ladies, show all that of 60 seconds.
Roger, please come on set and adjudicate the final round.
And do it fairly.
Do it down the middle.
Do it down the middle, Roger.
I don't know how to spell.
How many O's are in bagels?
I don't know.
Let's start with Greg on this.
Greg, the current,
currently in the lead. Let's see what you have here.
Oh, okay.
It's a yakuza back tattoo.
I know it.
Huh?
What is that?
That's a dragon.
Or a snake or a fish.
I can't remember what is.
You got me when you asked the question.
All right.
But I remember it has, it's a yakuza.
All right.
He's got a yakuza back tattoo.
Let's move all my drinks.
Yeah.
And your phone.
Yeah, move my phone.
Okay.
I like that.
I like the heart.
Thank you.
All right.
Joey, let's see yours.
Um, whoa.
It was some vaguely circular.
Is it a phoenix? Is it a dragon?
I don't really know.
But it's something like that.
He has a little forked tongue and some sharp teeth and I don't know, feathers, scales.
I don't know what it is.
That's pretty amazing.
It does look a little more like a chicken, but it's good.
It can be everything and anything.
That's all I got.
Lucy, rounding it out.
Let's see what you got.
It is a phoenix rising from the ashes.
And I drew it in situ on his back.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
I think it's pretty obvious right there.
I think it's pretty fair.
I want to say it on three?
Yeah, one, two, two, three.
Greg.
What?
What?
No, it's Lucy.
For sure.
Lucy, you got that.
Lucy gets the points.
She gets 100.
That's it right there.
I don't know.
I was close.
That's like,
I think you and me.
Everybody do what you want with your back.
But what a crazy thing to do.
Don't do that.
What a crazy thing to do.
Oh, no, no.
There's a pop star in the UK called Cheryl Cole.
And she had her entire ass done as a rose.
A rose.
Barrett, I'm going to see this woman's ass.
Yeah.
It's another one of those tattoos as way to see it.
just, please don't know it.
Only after a long day.
Barrett, where are we at with the rankings?
The final score for today.
It was a close fight at the end of it.
But in last place was team Joey Noel,
Christmas in July, with 110 points.
Coming so close in second place, just right there,
but still put on a good show for us today.
Thank you so much for joining us today.
Team Lucy James Games with 100.
40 points, but our winner for today.
Somehow, unfortunately, it is team Greg Miller with 150 points.
Lucy, Joey, when I'm eating out that blooming onion that I got for free at Outback Steakhouse,
I'll think of you.
Eatin out.
Oof.
Barrett, here is the bracket right now.
Of course, Greg is going to go on to be one of the contestants on our final episode.
Next week, we have Gary, Mike, and Josh.
duking it out over which is the best 90s action movie.
Oh.
That's going to be a fun one.
Before we go, ladies gentlemen, I did have a tiebreaker question that I wanted to ask.
This is just for fun.
This is just for funzies.
I wrote all these fun tiebreaker questions we didn't need a chance to use them.
What is the nickname the paparazzi used to describe Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez together?
Joey.
Benifer.
Follow up tie breaker question.
What would the nickname be for me and my wife, Danielle?
Dick.
correct answer
but here we are
we'll see you guys
next week guys
there's been another episode
of games show
out your nerdy trivia show
we'll be back next week
with another fun-filled episode
until next time
bye
still a champ
