Kinda Funny Gamescast: Video Game Podcast - The Game Awards Official Predictions - Kinda Funny Gamescast

Episode Date: December 6, 2023

Tim, Greg, Blessing, and Andy discuss what they hope will be at The Game Awards 2023, including Monster Hunter World 2, Marvel vs. Capcom, Star Wars, God of War DLC, Kojima announcements, and more! ...Run of Show - - Start - Housekeeping - Game Awards Predictions: The Locks - The Big, Girthy, Lenghty Predictions - God of War Ragnarok SPOILERS - Back to those Girthy Predictions - The Longshots, Longshots, oooOOOoooo - Overs, Unders, Yesses, and Nos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:07 What's up and welcome back to the Kind of Funny Games cast, one of my favorite episodes of the year, the Game Awards announcement predictions. Last week we did our winners predictions, but this week we're predicting what they're going to announce at the game awards that are happening in just a couple days. Of course, I am Tim Getty's. I'm joined by the new face of video games blessing at AOIA Jr.
Starting point is 00:00:28 Tim, I've decided I'm going to do something in this next year. Maybe soon, maybe sometime later in the year. I'm going to finally play all the way through Vice City. I've never beat Vice City. Wow. Yeah. Wow. Yes.
Starting point is 00:00:39 I've always been to San Andreas guy. Now the time. Now is the time. Although me and Andy looked at gameplay of my city today on Games Daily. Yeah. I mean, I played the definitive GTA trilogy thing that they released, what, year or so ago? I like that a lot. Like, I like how it looked.
Starting point is 00:00:54 It had his problems, but like visually I thought it looked good. I mean, look, I'm not talking shit about it. Obviously, the time, it was amazing. But it's just funny to what we saw yesterday. Oh, yeah. Which, bless you weren't there for. I know I was so sad. I missed it.
Starting point is 00:01:06 Do we ever find out if it was true when if you use cheats in Vice City or in any of the GTA games, they give you incorrect progress percentages? Oh. Because, like, I don't know how accurate progress percentages were back in the day for, like, doing all the collectible stuff, because I'll never forget, I use a shit ton of cheats. I beat the game, and I didn't think I'd be it because it said it was like 38% done. Well, GTA was one of those games that has a true 100%. Is that them tracking all the, okay.
Starting point is 00:01:35 That's getting every collective. Gotcha, got you. Because I remember bringing that up, and I feel like it was an old wives tale where people were like, well, because you use cheats. They're kind of messing with you because you cheated the system. That's some shit they were telling you on the playground. Yeah. Making you feel like you didn't do it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:47 But of course, that was blessed. We also have the big daddy, Greg Miller. Lovely coat, Tim. Thank you. It was a blast. You missed this. But this is my, my city jacket that I was really excited to wear for the premiere to get to wear it yesterday. So I'm like, screw it.
Starting point is 00:02:00 I'm wearing it today. Where did you get, that's great. It looks great. Um, my city. Yeah, my city. Exactly. I don't know. the internet.
Starting point is 00:02:05 Fine. Keep your secret. Literally. Tommy versus Teddy outfitters. Yeah, exactly. But both Greg and Bless will not be doing our live reactions to the game awards this Thursday because they'll be at the game awards this Thursday. So if you're down there, make sure you say hi to them.
Starting point is 00:02:21 Bless, you're doing a couple fun things. Yeah, I'm doing the Giant Bomb Live show that's going down on Saturday. It's going to be a fun stage show. I couldn't tell you the name of the theater right now because they didn't memorize it and also it changed because there's a lot of people signing up. But I'm doing that on Saturday. I believe tickets might still be available if you go check that. People center.
Starting point is 00:02:36 Yeah. It's at the big one. Lebron will be there. Oh, crypto.com arena is what I meant to say. It's at the Terragam ballroom. There you, a teragram ballroom.
Starting point is 00:02:45 And the giant bomb Twitter says there's a low ticket warning. And so if you want to come through, jump on that. I think they're in the single digits for tickets right now. Single? That means it's like nine,
Starting point is 00:02:56 nine spots left at the most. At most. It's crazy. But then also me and Janet Garcia are doing a fun little kind of funny meetup. Because I don't, I know I've not,
Starting point is 00:03:05 done a kind of funny meetup. I don't know if Janet's done a kind of funny meetup before. And so it's going to be our first kind of funny meetup? What? What? What? As Dusk Falls? Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Cool. So it's going to be my first kind of funny meetup. So it's going a fun time. That's going down, uh, what, Saturday at 3 p.m. right after the giant bomb show. And that's happening at Carl Strauss brewery. And so come through. My favorite conversation was like, you know, you and I have gone back and forth on this kind of funny meetup. Like, well, did you warn the bar? You're like, yeah, Janet did. How many did you worn? Oh, this, that, and the other. Lucy told me how many people are coming to the giant bomb thing so far.
Starting point is 00:03:38 Oh, yeah? Oh, no. That bar is fucked into the car. It'll be all you need is one person to be like, what do we do now? Well, I don't know kind of funny, but we're they all that in there. Oh, it's over.
Starting point is 00:03:49 It's over for Strauss, Carl Strauss Brewery. It's okay. Janet told told them we're podcasters, so I'm sure. I'm sure they're excited. Greg, are you doing anything, anything to talk about there? No, nothing like that.
Starting point is 00:04:00 No, you know, I still do the game words usually as a mercenary, right? in and out. I am doing something exciting that I can't talk about on Friday that I want to tell you about, but I'm in and out. Very fun. It's kind of worse. I don't know what that means. I know. It could be great. It's very, very scary for everyone involved. Oh, that voice
Starting point is 00:04:16 you just hear, of course, is the natural rifle. Andy Cortez, who will be joining me and fingers crossed, no bike. He's not feeling good right now, but we're trying to get him back by Thursday. He'll be back by Thursday. I think so. I think so, too. We will be reacting live to the game awards right here. The plan is at 12 p.m.
Starting point is 00:04:32 Pacific time. So two hours later, than we normally start our day. We will be doing games daily. That starts with me and Andy will do games daily from 12 to 1, then a little post show action. Then a different group will come in to play games for a couple hours before we return at 4 PM Pacific, 30 minutes before their pre-show to do our pre-show,
Starting point is 00:04:52 to their pre-show. Some real pimp my ride stuff going on. And then react to their pre-show and then react to the show. So it's gonna be a great time hanging out with us all day from 12 p.m. Pacific on on Thursday. It should be an absolute blast. Twitch.tv.com.
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Starting point is 00:05:32 And with all the new Fortnite stuff coming, coming out now. I feel like there's a lot of great opportunities for you to use our code. And at no extra cost to you, it helps support us. That's a 100% right, Greg. That's 100% right. You're all going to go get Peter Griffin. I'm doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it with us. You know what I mean? Get out there. Use the kind of funny code. Do it. Actually, hilariously, when Jack was, came over for Thanksgiving, we were playing Fortnite at the same room. At one point,
Starting point is 00:05:55 he gave me the PlayStation controller at his PS5. I gave him the switch. So he looked through my skins. And the first thing I did was going to the store and delete whoever. I'm like, you don't have, he's like, what are you doing? I'm like, I'm putting us down as the creator code. Yeah. He's like, but that other guy, the YouTuber I'm watching. I'm like, I don't care. You're in my dad's house.
Starting point is 00:06:10 We're doing this. I love that. Did you get the invincible skins? I didn't, but you know why. I go back to this all the time when I play Fortnite. It needs to make canon sense that they're running on foot playing with guns. Why don't use my Superman or Batman skins? I have them.
Starting point is 00:06:25 Just don't do it. Captain America, that's great. Kratos, I, I'd say I can make sense of. Greg, the piece of shit on the playground, be like, no, you can't use. Use a force field because right now, like, we're, we're in Eldon world. And I shut off. If you want to have a real conversation about it, me and Poe did have this argument once
Starting point is 00:06:40 of Superman could beat the emperor from Star Wars. And I totally shut him down. And like, I've thought about this for a good 20 years. That like, well, I guess technically, I guess 30 years. Jesus, I'm all 30 years of like, technically the force is kind of magic. So Superman would be vulnerable to that, I think, in my head can. And so I've never apologized to Poe. So if anyone wants to clip this out and show it to Poe and the class he teaches, that'd be great.
Starting point is 00:07:03 Man, this is the type of stuff you can only get thanks to your support over on patreon.com slash kind of funny. If you support us there, you can get the shows ad free. You can watch them live as we record them and a whole bunch of bonus content. Patreon.com slash kind of funny is where you want to go, just like our Patreon producers, Jackson Hampton and Delaney Twining. And some other amazing people out there that I wanted to give a shout to today. We're brought to you by Shady Rays, but we'll get to that later. The topic of the show today is the game awards, 2023 announcement predictions. Last year we started something new where the homies over at co-op 64 have created a system they call the three Ls where each person brings three predictions.
Starting point is 00:07:44 A lock, a lengthy, and a long shot. A lock is what it's going. That is a long shot. What is going to hit for how long it's going to hit and when in the showcase it will hit? The lengthy is the classic kind of funny prediction that has multiple different caveats like this game. is shown. This is the main character and it gets a release date. A long shot is a Hail Mary prediction
Starting point is 00:08:09 that would make you throw a hat at a beer and ruin a computer. Also known as the get hyped Gatorade moment. Sponsored by Razor. Sponsored by whoever will give us money. All right. In addition to that, Jake Spakes Cakes has given us a list of prop bets that we're
Starting point is 00:08:25 going to go through. A lot of over-unders and a lot of yes or knows. Will it be there? Will it not? For a whole bunch of different stuff and we'll go through those one by one. to take notes of all of our answers and we'll see who wins at the end of the day. Did Jake Spakesakeske's ever, did we decide that they're the one true Jake? Because we had a lot of Jake's coming through. I think they all killed each other.
Starting point is 00:08:44 I was going to say the fact that he's the only one that responds anymore, he's the one who survived. Yeah. Well, congrats to Jake. Congrats. Everybody's very proud of you. So without. You didn't sound that proud of him. I have. Thank you all for doing all the work on this.
Starting point is 00:08:58 We're very excited to get it going here. I want to start off with the 3-0. here. We're going to start with our locks. All right? So we're going to go around the table and lock in what we think is the lock. Is there anybody that wants to go first? Because I do. Go for it. Oh, no, you go. You go. I'll go second. I'll go second. You can go first. Okay. Unless you take mine. No, you go.
Starting point is 00:09:19 Go for it. Okay. Here we go. DS2 is now death stranding to word, word, word, matterfall or some shit. You know what I mean? Like, it's going to have like a, it's going to have a, it's going to have a subtitled to it. Okay. Well, you're not predicting the subtitle right now. No. No, no, I'm not. But it matter of falls in there.
Starting point is 00:09:40 If they decide to take the name of a game already, right? Yeah. Return. It's a house mark. Yeah. So Lock here. We're looking for what it's going to be. 150 seconds.
Starting point is 00:09:54 How long it's going to be? And where in the show? I'm trying to bring this in like a presidential debate. Like, all right. Well, that's fine. That's not what I need from you right now. This is a 115. second trailer.
Starting point is 00:10:06 Okay. Whoa. And it opens up the show. Okay. Trailer ends. Ladies and gentlemen, Hideo Kojima, walks up
Starting point is 00:10:18 on the stage, says some cool ass shit. He's got a skateboard. He's a Ollie and all over the place. Can't give him yet. I'll be for next year. No, yeah, I think it'll just be like your standard thing. We're going to see more of I'm already blinking on the actress's
Starting point is 00:10:34 name. named Leah Sidu, Seidu, and then we'll see some of the other ones that were rumored. The Mel Fanning. Yeah. We'll see some more rumored in-game characters. But no longer DS2, because I know that was the whole thing of like, why is he calling Death trying to and it just felt like a placeholder type deal.
Starting point is 00:10:49 Yeah. This is a working title. It was like DS2 underscore, done underscored finished product, blah, blah, blah, blah. DGA trailer final V3. When you said DS2, I thought you're telling about the Nintendo DS2. It was like, oh man, that's crazy. That's a lot for you. I'm going to go next here.
Starting point is 00:11:08 I'm sorry, you guys. I just got to take it. It's Monster Hunter World too. All right. It is a lock, baby. There was so many opportunities for it to be announced over the last six months. Summer Game Fest wasn't there. TGS wasn't there.
Starting point is 00:11:23 Cap Cubs summer game best presentation definitely wasn't there. It's going to be here. It's going to be here, Greg. That's exciting. How long is it going to be? Over two minutes. Wow. Over two minutes for this trailer, and it'll happen in the first third of the show.
Starting point is 00:11:38 I think it's going to be part of the opening of the show. Don't necessarily know it's going to be the first thing. The first third. Andy. This will be a tip of the hat if you get it correctly. So I'll want everybody to remember this tip of the hat moment. Will it come to PS4 and Xbox prior gen? What was the prior gen?
Starting point is 00:11:58 Xbox One? Yeah. I really call that. You already forgotten. Yeah. I'm pretty torn, honestly. Oh, my God. I am.
Starting point is 00:12:04 man, they like money. People like money. The money's here now. Ragnarok came out on PS4. And that was an old game. Old game's old. That was different year. One year ago. And now it'll be two. Yeah. Yeah. Monster Hunter though. I don't know if it's going to be the type of game. He's over here saying GTA 6 is going to be run on PlayStation 4, 3 and 2. No, but I'm kind of with 10 though. I get it.
Starting point is 00:12:24 This feels like one of those weird titles. If you put Monster Hunter World 2 also on PlayStation 4 and the Xbox 1, you're taking us out at the knees. Who are we? We're the gamers that matter. I was wondering. I was wondering. Whenever Barry does the Zoom, I gotta commit.
Starting point is 00:12:44 I gotta commit. We're going somewhere. I was wondering. We're going. I don't know. Whatever it starts to me. It's funny because it's like the Zoom takes a second to kind of lock it on Greg. But Greg feels the locket and you see it in his eyes.
Starting point is 00:12:57 Who am I? You really want to know? I think that there is a like 40% chance that it's also on last gen. But yeah, but my thing is, my bigger thing is, is it called Monster Hunter World 2? Is it called something else? I think it's called Monster Hunter World 2. And I do too. I'm leaning towards that now.
Starting point is 00:13:16 But Monster 100 World 2. If I get that right. Okay. Monster Hunter World 2, over two minutes in the first third of the show. Monster Hunter rolled two minutes. That's good. Called that. I'm back. Bless, I'm going with you. Greg pissed me off.
Starting point is 00:13:30 Oh. Gorilla clap over. Where does his thumbs go? Seg has been teasing something. And I think that thing is a new virtual fighter. A new virtual fighter is going to get announced. We're currently in the season of fighting games, right? We're back.
Starting point is 00:13:52 All right. It's the new generation. We've gotten Street Fighter 6. We've got Moral Combat. We're about to get Tech and 8. We're about to get Project L. This is a video that I sent to Bear. This is a video from Curious Joy, who a few days ago posted this.
Starting point is 00:14:04 She got a little tease from Sega talking about new era, new energy. And then they tell people to stay tuned to the game awards. Curious Joy for people who don't know. She's in the fighting game community. She's a big tech in person, streamer. But there's also somebody else who got a thing from Sega. That person, the one and only Max Millian dude. It seems like they are targeting people in the fighting game community.
Starting point is 00:14:24 That said, I have seen people as of literally right before the show. I saw my friend online Ash said hi, who is another streamer who isn't necessarily a fighting game person, but she got one of these as well. You're a fan of seafood. Oh, there you go. It's all solved. But the fact that, like, the fighting game people got this first makes me wonder, oh, man, okay, I think they're doing some kind of layered thing here.
Starting point is 00:14:44 Why did you get it? It's because the disrespect. Yeah. Damn. I care about fighting games. Everybody else at this company? Oh, it's our fault. Yeah, it's your fault.
Starting point is 00:14:52 Oh, my. I thought the disrespect is. No, this is on you. It's why we didn't get a steam deck preview. Yeah. Now that one's the self-explanatory. I am talking about these babies who want to fight all the time. I'm taking this further, though, because we're going to get a new
Starting point is 00:15:03 virtual fighter announced. The trailer is going to be a minute long. It's going to happen in the middle of the showcase and a little twist. It's not virtual fighter six. It's virtual fighter to remake. Oh, okay. They're remaking a classic virtual fighter. They're going to test the waters first. Do you think it's going to bring energy into the crowd? Because I feel like maybe in this mid part of the show we might be like, ooh, we've gotten like three ads, four ads, five ads in a row regarding like weird games that will never play, you know? No, but like I think, I mean, I think fighting game community is going to do a little pop. I'll be in the crowd like, oh, that's neat.
Starting point is 00:15:38 Because I'm not like, I've never been a virtual fighter. Again, that's why I didn't send it to me. I've never been a virtual fighter person. What up? Did they notice? This will be a golden star and a tip of the hat. If you predict this correctly, who from me, Tim and Mike will be at the restroom for a restroom break when this
Starting point is 00:15:54 prediction happens? You could say none as well. I think Tim's going to be in the restroom. Okay. I was going to say me. You have a bad clam right before you go live. He's going to be there. A bad thing.
Starting point is 00:16:04 Bless, you're saying this is the middle of the show? Yeah, toward the middle of the show. I'm going to guess Andy. Andy's going to be in the rush. Yeah. Because that's what happened to me last time. Yeah. I'm going to predict me.
Starting point is 00:16:14 Andy's usually middle of the show peer. Yeah. So I like this. Locked in there. Interesting things about the Sega stuff here, because a lot of rumblings about virtual fighter going on and especially the fighting game community stuff. Some things I saw today.
Starting point is 00:16:26 I didn't see Ashes specifically, but I saw people getting a similar Sega little message. But there was an egg on it. but just an egg, which like... Think Sonic's having a baby? I mean, there's like the chow eggs, right? Like, there's that, but here's another thing. Let me, let me take you back, bless.
Starting point is 00:16:45 Take me back. Billy Hatcher. You remember Billy Hatcher? I either were rolling that far back. Do you remember what I'm talking about? No, Billy Hatch. I thought like you were the only person. I thought that might...
Starting point is 00:16:57 Billy Hatcher was like there, during the PS2 GameCube Xbox era, Sega attempting to actually have a 3D platform mascot, because Sonic wasn't working out like that. Oh, Billy Hatcher and the giant hag. How could I forget? Sonic was a bit more problematic in that time. We can't count on him. So I don't know about all that.
Starting point is 00:17:15 But then there's the other thing, though, bless. I'm thinking of Billy McFarlane. The Sega Super game. A lot of people are getting eggs. Eggs and pieces of paper. Go check the mailbox. See if we got any pieces of paper and eggs. There's no mailbox.
Starting point is 00:17:27 There's no mailbox. There you go. There's Billy Hatcher. Oh, man. Did I play this? This looks... I'm telling you, this is a blessed-ass game.
Starting point is 00:17:39 This looks like something Addison's mom would have bought him. Yeah, I think so. This is fun as hell. This is one on what, the Saturn? Dreamcast? Oh, and you get to aim
Starting point is 00:17:45 where you get launched. GameCube? Yeah, yeah. Good for them. Right? Yeah, I mean, those textures look very similar to like Win-Waker kind of like
Starting point is 00:17:52 era of what they were capable of pulling off. But this time mourns it, Billy Hatch. There's been rumors, though, about virtual fighter potentially being in Yakuza. Yeah, I've seen those two. I hope that's not the case.
Starting point is 00:18:05 I don't think that's something you would tease in this way. Yeah, I agree. And then the Super Game at some point. We'll see what that is. We'll see what it is. That's got to be the... I hate hearing about the super game.
Starting point is 00:18:14 I'll be rude with you all. Because I just feel like it's going to lead to ultimate disappointment. Yeah. It's like I never disappoints. Never. Like this, you can't call something Supergame.
Starting point is 00:18:25 You just can't set expectations. They did that. They did it. They'll do it again. Drake Miller, what's your lock? You know, We've been doing this for nearly nine years now.
Starting point is 00:18:37 This is kind of funny. Oh, Lord, here we go. This is the year. Every time we do this damn thing, you come out here and you know what Tim says. I want him to be spicy. I want him to be spicy. I clap like a gorilla.
Starting point is 00:18:52 Yeah, he does. You know what I mean? And so this year I sat down and I drafted the spiciest predictions of all time. Whoa. Because, guess what, nobody ever remembers who wins or who. loses these things. All right. But I'm confident in some of these.
Starting point is 00:19:06 So I've noted them to death and put bullet points on them and done all the things. So I'll make sure I'll get some points and hats and stars here. All right. My lock. My lock. Spider-Man 2 content drop. What does this mean? New game plus is officially happening.
Starting point is 00:19:27 Of course, this was a big thing when it wasn't in the game. Everybody asked Insomniac, what the hell. James Stevens said hopefully by the end of the 2023, right? So there you go. We haven't heard anything right there. New costumes. There will be new costumes with this update as well. All right.
Starting point is 00:19:43 New Game Plus and new costumes. There will be a new mission as well. Something that have been left in the cutting room for that they're ready to put out there now into the game. Sounds like great. Any idea about costumes? Like were there? Were there any costumes that everybody was like, man,
Starting point is 00:20:00 I can't believe they didn't put that in. Like animated Peter Parker? Yeah. Yeah. You can have that, yeah, for sure. I think, you know, stuff like bag man, like stuff they've had in the other game, but, you know, like, bring a few of those over. Why not? Just upbreds the textures, you know what I put some things out there, you know?
Starting point is 00:20:11 Just Toby McGuire as himself. Yeah, exactly. Why not? And it's coming later tonight. Wow. Now, why I don't think this is, this will all happen is that new game plus would come with new trophies, and that's usually gets fucked up and comes out and screws everything up, but they can still screwed up in time. Or maybe they're just going to actually sit on it and not fuck it up for once. Insomniac has earned enough credit, I think, to say, don't fucking hit the butt until we're on stage.
Starting point is 00:20:34 Because what's going to happen is how long? I think it's going to be, Brian comes on stage. They have a little trailer, of course, announcing New Game Plus and buses. And I think all in all, including the Brian bit, you're looking at three minutes, maybe a little over, maybe a little less, right? I don't think the trailer's all that long, new game plus, new mission, new costumes, blah, blah. And then Brian talks to Jeff about how many times they've been nominated tonight.
Starting point is 00:20:55 What a great thing that success has been. Fastest selling PlayStation exclusive on PS5, yada, yada, yada. But you do something new to share, right? And he goes, I sure do. Bam, here you go. When? First half of the show. There we go.
Starting point is 00:21:06 That's a pretty big area. Not where I thought you were going with that. I thought I was doing the rock. I thought you were doing the rock for sure. It burned too many times. The lock, the rock. The rock. It's like,
Starting point is 00:21:14 no, Greg. No. All right, now we're getting into our lengthy. The classic kind of funny prediction that has multiple different caveats. EX. God of War,
Starting point is 00:21:22 DLC is shown. It shows this is the main character and it comes out this time. Greg Miller, we'll start with you here. Didn't think you're going to do that. I ate the cough drop instead. Can I go first?
Starting point is 00:21:31 Plus can go first. Got a war DLC is. reviews and I'm dead-ass serious. You're going to get God-A-Word DLC. You're playing as Thruid Thor's daughter after the events of Ragnarok. You wield Mulder as your main weapon. I know this is the thing I've been
Starting point is 00:21:45 asking for. This is the thing that I've been designing, but I also think it's a thing that's very plausible. A little mu-mew action. DLC will be PS5 only just like Horizon from West. So you're going to get all the, you know, nice looking textures, nice looking environments, great-looking sitcom! The real
Starting point is 00:22:02 gamers do matter. mad about something that doesn't exist. Count how in some eight-year-old Kansas of the PlayStation 4, you know? And it's coming out in the first half of 2024. Oh, that's exciting. Yeah. How long is this little...
Starting point is 00:22:20 We don't even say that for this one. No, but like, I mean, this, that I feel like you add that to the lengthy part of it. What are the lengthy details? I mean, if you want, I mean, you don't... Do we get any of Christopher Judge's voice in this at all? Yes. girl because
Starting point is 00:22:36 Cratos is going to be her companion it's gonna be one of those scenarios of like oh you spoilers for God of War Ragnarok everybody calm down giving you five seconds five four three three you killed my father
Starting point is 00:22:50 you know it's gonna be one of those stories of like hey like you know cradles is coming at it from like oh I was doing what I was doing what I had to do to protect the world I forgot what happened that game already but like you know she was kind of cool about it at the end wasn't she Barrett was she pissed off yeah it was she kind of understood.
Starting point is 00:23:05 His mom was mad, right? Her mom was mad. Her mom was. I remember her taking off as the owner at one point, like post game where you just run into her. But I forget what that was about. Anyway, I think it'll be them like maybe trying to process like,
Starting point is 00:23:17 oh man, you know, I'm through and I have father issues. I'm Kratos and I'm a father with issues. Like, you know, like, how are we going to reconcile these feelings?
Starting point is 00:23:27 So yeah, I think that's what it's going to be. I think you're going to hear Kurtz. Kevin Kennedy, the chat just says, mom seemed cool. Yeah. And then we have a trace,
Starting point is 00:23:34 You just became a good dad of me. You're already like gonna go be a dad for someone else. Like, come on, man. Let's continue this. Correct. My lengthy one starts this way. Hideo Kajima goes big. Number one.
Starting point is 00:23:50 It goes big. It goes big. Huge. What do you want to say? What do you say? It's like a hologram or what? Got it, got it. Just like, there's a lot.
Starting point is 00:23:59 It's big. It's big. It's worse when you explain it. Haneo Kojima goes big. Everybody understood that. The chat understood it. I didn't say fucking shit, man. I understood it. I don't understand it anymore.
Starting point is 00:24:16 What do you mean? How big are we talking here? He projected on the screen again. Kili's like, hey there, Kojima. Like, I'm gonna stop my arm, tell me when to stop him. How big he's going. God, dear. The chat says, we didn't understand it.
Starting point is 00:24:33 Did I understand me? Baby, who did you do this so large. I pictured he sized up for sure. He's wearing lifts. You guys need to read a fucking newspaper, all right? Common turn of phrase, I'll have you.
Starting point is 00:24:46 Anyways, Hadeo Kijima goes big, all right? Do you have a loss to turn your mouth? I do. You want that or you want the coffee. You got to pick your poison. I mean, Kojima goes big,
Starting point is 00:24:54 maybe the subtile for Death Stranding 2. Number one. Of course, we get a new Death Stranding 2 trailer, DS2. Yeah, new trailer, that's popping off. Congratulations.
Starting point is 00:25:08 Number two, Kojima comes out on the stage to talk about it, of course, right? Him and Jeff shoot the shit. Of course, there's some people in the audience like last year, so they point that out. Are they, like, jabbing each other in the ribs?
Starting point is 00:25:18 Yeah, a little bit, a little bit. A fucking guy. Best friends. Number three. However, he's also ready to talk about the new project he teased last year at the game awards. If you remember at the game awards
Starting point is 00:25:29 when they did their DS2 presentation last year at the very end, Jeff said basically like, but you're a creative well you're always working on something what are you doing? He said, I'm also working on another
Starting point is 00:25:38 other title that's completely new experimenting really and then he talked about visual stuff or whatever I think he's going to show a teaser for this experiment he was working on
Starting point is 00:25:47 this second project from last year, right? That's number four. Number five of this prediction it's going to be horror. We've all wanted a horror game for Hideo Kijim, but that'll be number six
Starting point is 00:25:58 it's in association with Jordan Peel. Oh shit. Oh! Oh, God, this guy's bringing his advice, bro. That was really good. All the appearances on brain structure. He's so big.
Starting point is 00:26:11 Look at him back there. He's going back. How big can he go for it? Man, that was, that's good. Oh, he's a real big. That's a spicy one, Greg. Thank you. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:26:25 You brought the heat for that. I tried. Yeah, that was good. That was real good. Thank you. I actually liked this as the background. Oh, that was gone. That's gone.
Starting point is 00:26:34 Have that prepared for Game Wars? He comes and goes as he pleases, you know? So good. Andy Cortez. All right. This is one that I've just said a million goddamn times. But this is finally the one. Actually, no, I haven't said a million damn times, but whatever.
Starting point is 00:26:51 Shout of the Ertree DLC story trailer. We get a full kind of reveal. This is from Soft Wars, big old DLC. That's why they didn't mention any more about it. it at that recent little conference in Japan where they had that little show. It was like the PlayStation Partner Awards or something. The PlayStation Partner Awards, there we go. And so there wasn't a whole lot said about it other than they're like, yeah, it's a little bit
Starting point is 00:27:15 further off than we think, but we're still working harder in it. This is like going to be the full story trailer. A lot of British accents, of course. There's going to be moments of gameplay with dazzling spells that are colorful and beautiful to the item. Stuff that we go, oh, that's a new little move right there. They're showing off new movesets. They're showing off some new ability.
Starting point is 00:27:32 We hear a lot of Melania talking about her brother, Micula, and that's kind of what this deal is he's going to be about. And we're going to hear, yeah, Melania say extra lines, which is more important because all we heard her say was, I am Melania Blade of Mickelah whenever she kicked our ass for the 3,000th time. There's going to be new biomes that are not recognizable. And that's going to be huge because we're like, oh, okay, this isn't just going to take place in the map that they already made.
Starting point is 00:27:57 There are going to be other areas that you kind of teleport to, like you have in past Souls games and Bloodborn games, and they're going to show off like, I think one or two big ass bosses that are going to kind of blow us away like, holy shit, I can't wait to fight whatever the hell that thing is. It's going to be a big blowout thing.
Starting point is 00:28:17 It's probably, I'd put it like, I'm going to put it at one minute 54 seconds. Lock it. Maybe it'll just lock it for me. The train is going to be one minute and 54 seconds long. Yeah. I think it was going to be one minute and 54 seconds into the show.
Starting point is 00:28:36 And I was like, oh no. How specific? So my lengthy one is as follows. Gears of War will be there. It's Gear Six, but they're adding back the Of War. Okay? War shall return. I don't know if it's going to be called Gears of War Six, probably, but maybe some other stuff.
Starting point is 00:28:58 But Gears of War. God of War, Ragnarok, D.L.C. and last of us season two casting some casting announcement okay who abby is
Starting point is 00:29:12 probably that officially I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that the abby casting two out of three of those will happen no more no less
Starting point is 00:29:21 oh wow yeah it's kind of okay okay on nothing yeah I like it I was thinking a lot about the PlayStation
Starting point is 00:29:28 angle because like I had three out of four of us here have PlayStation specific predictions for our lengthy and i went back um trying to figure out trying to figure mine out went back to last year went and saw the article of like you know everything announced that game awards 22 PlayStation loves the game awards and they just love Jeff keely shows and so like what last year had like
Starting point is 00:29:49 returnal for pc and i think one other game for pc last year was uh ds2 um horizon forbidden west burning shores was at game awards like i think last of us PC was the one you're thinking about yeah there you go um PlayStation, they are not shy about, like, appearing at this thing. And so I think there's a good chance that we're all right here. Yeah. All the party says, no more, no less has screwed him in the past. Good stuff. How I like it, baby.
Starting point is 00:30:16 Now, let's get to our long shots. This is for our Hail Mary prediction that would make you throw our hat at a beer and ruin a computer. Gatorade get hype moment. Andy will start with you this time. It is finally time. I don't know if, like, Keeley does that exact same thing he did at Summer GameS Fest, but he got Silk Song. And it is a big-ass trailer with the full release date, June 18th, 2024. Jesus.
Starting point is 00:30:45 I'm getting very granular here. But I feel like they're going to add, they're going to show off some sort of mechanic that is going to be like really polarizing to the, to the Hollow Night community. And I feel like it's going to be like summoning a friend, some sort of online. multi-player type deal like that. Maybe it's not like full co-op, but they're going to give us a glimpse of of what's her face. Hornet, I believe, is her name. And she walks up to
Starting point is 00:31:12 a little thing and she does a thing, another person pops up and it's like, oh, that's another player character. Holy shit. Wow. That's cool. Yeah. I think people might be mad about it, yeah. I think people would be like, no, I don't want online help. Go away. Blessing.
Starting point is 00:31:31 Tim, what does Cream stand for? Cash rules everything around. on me. It's time. Cookies. It's time. Well, cookies and cream is a different thing. It's time for the Wu-Tang Clan video game. Oh, it's finally time. It's finally time. Project Shaolin, it's been talked about in the past. It's a Wu-Tang Clan RPG that's being developed. Being funded and I believe being an exclusive game for Xbox, right? But it's being developed by a brand new studio. I had an article here in all my many tabs open from IGN. This is an article from 2021 where it was first reported.
Starting point is 00:32:04 This is like October 2021. This is from Joseph Noop over there. The game codenamed Chalin is reportedly in development at Brass Lion Entertainment, a newer studio that focuses on fictional universes that center on black, brown, and other traditionally marginalized characters,
Starting point is 00:32:18 cultures, and stories. The studio was founded by Man Veer, who was a lead designer at Mass Effect 2. Brian Davy Smith, who did Def Jam, Vendetta, and Sleeping Dogs, and Rashad, Reddick, who was an artist on Elder Scrolls Skyrim and Fallout 3 and then they go on to talk about other collaborators, which include Just Blaze, which is really cool.
Starting point is 00:32:37 Also, Ryan, or a writer, Evan Narciss, who did Rise of the Black Panther. Yeah, like, I think it's finally time. People have known about this game for years, right? Like, again, this is from 2021. So it's not like they have been hiding this in theory for the last couple years, but I think the fact that it's already out there,
Starting point is 00:32:54 you know, I think no better time just to be like, all right, cool, it's happening, and it's coming soon. But I don't think we're going to get much about it, right? I think it is going to be more of a tone-sense, type situation where you have little info and also on the stream we'll have to mute the trailer because there's gonna be some wootan there's be some muting clan music and they're nothing to fuck with and they nothing to fuck with um that's a really good one actually yeah i really hope it happens i think it's big enough to happen there what up are they there oh it's like the wutan clan
Starting point is 00:33:22 yeah oh that'd be hype that'd be sick as fly yes okay 1,000 percent if this game you party with them yes no i don't but if this game is at the game awards, 1,000% U-Tain claims there. Okay. I love it. I love it. All right, here's mine. It's Marvel, baby. Marvel versus Capcom. Oh, it's there. Now, here's my thing.
Starting point is 00:33:45 Marvel versus Capcom. They pretend if it didn't happen. Okay. They're trying to speak to the audience. They're like, we're going from three to four. Infinite was a problem. We're in a different era now. Marvel versus Capcom, baby.
Starting point is 00:34:02 I'll take a MVC, remake or remaster or anything, but in some way my get-hide moment, NBC. Okay. Frame the trailer for me, because I love when, I love when these trailers, when it's like,
Starting point is 00:34:14 you only see Captain America walk in and you're like, oh, okay, oh, Marvel game, blah, blah, and then you just see fucking like Mega Man land or something, like, oh, dude. Here's the one audio cue
Starting point is 00:34:25 that you need to do, and it would be a little bit of cheating, but you do just like an echo of, gonna take you for a ride. I mean, that would be for the remake. Like, if they do that, that'd be... But I think they could bring... Even if it wasn't for a remake,
Starting point is 00:34:38 if they brought it back for... They did it for three? They brought it back for three. That song had a remix in three. But the first trailer, Baird, if you could bring up, actually, the first trailer for Marvel versus Capcom 3 is what Andy's talking about.
Starting point is 00:34:50 It's like rooftop and it's Wolverine and... Clause are out. And then you just see a Hadook informing. And it's for you. And you're like, are they fucking really doing NBC3? And then they did. And it was awesome. All right. Other trailers, we had Dante flying around with Morgan.
Starting point is 00:35:07 Like, it was just incredible. Who's the new Marvel character they introduced in the trailer? And who's the new Capcom character they introduced that hasn't been, that haven't been in any of the NBC games? See, I don't know if they do that. I think you stick with Wolverine Rio. I think this is like probably the best representation of like what this is. And I think they want to stay away from as much as possible,
Starting point is 00:35:28 the MCU side of it because that's what an infinite was. So I don't think it's focusing on Iron Man or Captain Marvel. I think it focuses more on Wolverine or Spider-Man or if they want to get crazy. And here's the big thing for me. Here's the absolute get-hyped thing, Gambit. Because Gambit or Magneto show that they are, this is MVC-T. Yeah, we're back to what you guys are actually looking for. Is it Channing Tatum?
Starting point is 00:35:55 I doubt it. I highly, highly doubt it. Kenning Tatum sitting at home like, I did not sign off on They must have made that 3D model 10 years ago when the rumors started Morbius in there. Oh my God. The Hunter for Monster Hunter. So when we get back, we're going to get to all of our prop bets.
Starting point is 00:36:12 Maybe you get to Greg's Longshot. Oh, Greg's Longshot. My bad. My bad. You're going to do it now? You're going to do it an hour before? Yeah, go for it. As I said, it's about I made two content drop.
Starting point is 00:36:24 Get the trailer. You get Brian out there. Basking the applause. Jeff says, you know, though. Tomnik's also working on something else, aren't they? And Brian, yeah, we are, of course. Maybe I heard of a. You know, Bub.
Starting point is 00:36:38 And yeah, let's say, and they, they kicked to a Wolverine trailer that has game play in it. And then just to drive it fucking home ends with 2024. Confirming next year, making place pop up. That's ridiculous. And we got Wolverine. That's why it's a long shot. That's why it's a long shot, bro. I love that.
Starting point is 00:36:53 I like the idea of them doing that being like, oh, you're working something else. And they're like, yeah, we are a bub. And then they show like a fucking resistance trailer. Something totally different. Oh, the 2024 is the most exactly. That's the fact. That's the thing, right. Oh, man.
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Starting point is 00:38:27 And we're going to have to say if it's over, under, whatever these numbers are, or if it's a yes or no, based on the question. Love it. Over under, 38.5 total games shown. Excluding awards and ads. Oh, man, I would have to go back to prior shows to even know. You can't. We said we're excluding ads, right?
Starting point is 00:38:49 The commercial, right? I'm going to go over. I'm going under. I go under as well. I thought we were going around the table. Lessons you shouting things out, you know. I don't know what the fucking rules are. I don't know what the fucking rules are to this game.
Starting point is 00:39:01 I think we're going most handsome to least handsome. I thought we're doing round rob. Fair enough. Tim, what are you doing? I'm going under as well. I think it'll be very close, but I think it'll be under. How many do they usually do?
Starting point is 00:39:14 I have no idea. Okay. I feel like with the ads, it's usually around 40 or 50 years. Well, it's actually, so here's the thing. Let me read this real quick. We're going to get a goddamn montage from some studio.
Starting point is 00:39:26 It's going to show off like 13 games. Yeah. You know, fuck. Oh, yeah. Like montages. Jake's baked. Jake's baked. Jake Bakes here with another set of
Starting point is 00:39:35 Vegas style bets for the kind of funny crew. For the rules over and under will follow the traditional plus slash minus setup. No exacts. An important note, the betting lines aren't random numbers I came up with. Many of these are based off of data from last year's game awards adjusted for what I'm calling the market's outlook on next year.
Starting point is 00:39:52 That sounds like maybe last year they had 38 games or 39 or something like that. Yeah. Thank you, Jacob. 13.5 new games are shown. over or under 13.13.5 yeah i'm going to go okay so you're talking never before seen games yes i'm going to go under i'm saying over i feel like we're going to get a lot of
Starting point is 00:40:18 follow-ups on things we've seen before and heard of before i'm going under over you want to talk about that why greg i think it's time for more stuff i feel like jeff's done a good job of uh keeping a lot of this under wraps i feel like that means he's got some good stuff to go, maybe not the biggest stuff in the world. But I feel like also we're in an interesting place where we've talked about at multiple times, right? Like, well, what is happening in 2024? And granted, we've had a buffet this year. But I feel like we had a buffet.
Starting point is 00:40:47 A lot of things have been known quantities that came out. And so now you look to next year and there's obviously signposts and things we're already looking for. But I think there's a lot more unknown than known right now. That's what I'm saying yes, too, is like just the way Jeff's been hyping this game award seems very like there's new stuff to talk about. It's not so much like I expect to see. Mortal Kombat expect to see Assassin's Creed. It's like there's things we don't know. So I'm saying yes for that.
Starting point is 00:41:11 Over under for me. How many calories will I eat on during the show? I'm going to go 1800.5. Under over. If we're counting drinks. Don't kill you.
Starting point is 00:41:24 The pizza in the wings? What are you? Yeah, just like a lot of bread. A lot of breading. Got it. Go ham on. Just fucking whatever we're getting. The amount of like the consumption of calories in a day should be like what,
Starting point is 00:41:34 2000, right. But sometimes when you get when you just unload and get crazy with pizza here's the thing
Starting point is 00:41:39 though, bless you eat pizza early in the show you're going to eat pizza two hours later because this show is almost three hours long. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:46 Next one is over under five and a half five point five games already announced get released dates. Ooh, I like this.
Starting point is 00:41:55 I'm gonna say under I feel like the industry keeps pulling back on actually putting the dates on anything that isn't imminent and like we're ready to go. I think under is the right call
Starting point is 00:42:04 because the only two are going to be out of the orchard in Silkson. Like I predicted June 18th. Mark it down. I'm going over. I think there's enough gaps in the first half of next year that there's enough stuff to talk about. Yeah, right now, like, you know,
Starting point is 00:42:18 January through February is looking pretty busy. But yeah, March through June, I feel like it could use a lot more dates. Yeah. Who's moving away from GTA? Lots of never... I'm going under as well, but I do think this one will be close to.
Starting point is 00:42:30 Like, I think that... I'm with Greg that, like, there's just... While there are a lot of questions, I think that most of the games that we have questions about, they're either totally not ready to give the answers or they want to make sure that they're ready to go before putting it out. So a couple in that January, February, but I don't think we're going to be getting too much beyond that. Can I do one more long shot? Yeah, just for fun. Sonic 3 movie trailer.
Starting point is 00:42:53 We see a lot of shadow. We find out that it's Keanu. God, I hope so. I haven't thought about Keanu Reeves' shadow the headshot yet, Andy. Thank you for bringing that into my life. Holy shit. It's like it was a system shock for Tim right there. That's incredible.
Starting point is 00:43:11 Wow. Whoa. All right. The following three bets exclude advertisements and award wins. Over under. 1.5 times PlayStation appears. Over. 1.5 times Nintendo appears and 1.5 times Xbox appears.
Starting point is 00:43:30 In mind as we go through each one of these. So bless, you say PlayStation. PlayStation. You say over. And that's just based on history. Like last year, they're there quite a bit. And I think PlayStation has a lot to talk about. I'm sure we'll see another trailer for Hell divers.
Starting point is 00:43:47 That's going to be at least one. The S2 would be another one right now already. We're there. So, yeah, I'm going to stick to that. I say over as well. Same exact reasonings. I think Spider-Man content in there, too, a Wolverine possibility, Helldivers,
Starting point is 00:43:59 death training two, that's four. God of War. God of War. Maybe they have more fair. Dude, over under 5.5. Damn, this is like, I want this to be a no along with Nintendo, but you guys are speaking a lot of facts right here. I think it's going to go over as much as I want to go against the green to get,
Starting point is 00:44:18 try to get a point, a desperation point. Yeah, yeah, I think it's over as well for PlayStation. Nintendo. Under. Over. Really? Yeah. It's 3.5?
Starting point is 00:44:31 1.5. Sorry, sorry, sorry. It would need to be two times to be over. I think we get no. exclusive Nintendo anything? I mean, that is a big question is what would it be if we did? Because they've announced so many games already at their last direct. The Peach game.
Starting point is 00:44:46 I imagine. But we already kind of have every answer that they'd give there, though, for that. I think, like, continue to hype us up, maybe. Or there are games for next year that don't have dates on them. Like, 1,000-year door, I think could use a date. The tricky thing is, there's usually a Nintendo Direct in February, so they have a spot where they could give us more details. That's my thing is.
Starting point is 00:45:04 I don't think we... thousand-year door is like the biggest question-mark date. I don't think that game's coming out before March. So because of that, I think they'll do it in February. I do think that Doug Bowser does want to be on this stage somehow. And like this rush it or whatever. No, I'm kind of like changing my mind on this because I feel like Doug Bowser may want to announce something extra about this Zelda movie or something like. What about D.L.
Starting point is 00:45:32 Hiking them up. If you're, you know, Mars. Yeah, tiers. They said no tiers DLC. Engaged DLC? I think we're too late for that. I mean, I think that they've already announced all of it. I'm pretty sure.
Starting point is 00:45:45 And Zeno Blade as well. So it's like, yeah, I think we're in a weird place for DLC. Pokemon's already, will be out next week. Mario Card 8, Deluxe DLC, Part 2.0. Wave 7. Yeah, Nintendo's a tough one here. I just think there could be like another horseman or two that could pop up, right? Like, I know we're talking about the four horsemen, but like, what about number five and six?
Starting point is 00:46:03 You know, I feel like there's got to. you some others. Maybe a remaster. The ports. Yeah. Like that's a that. Do you think they've been saving the announcement of DK64 coming to Nintendo Switch online for an event worthy for it blessing? No, but I think, you know, they've been holding on to Winwaker and was it Twilight Princess?
Starting point is 00:46:21 Is that the two? Yes. Don't do that to me. Because Jeff Grubbs been talking about those for a while. I think the implication is that because we've been having Zelda content, so like Zelda Tears the kingdom came out this year, right? That's why they wouldn't drop it this year. And Nintendo's pretty good about holding things.
Starting point is 00:46:33 if you have that game already set to go for Switch, you're not going to wait until the Switch too, right? I feel like you have more reason and be like, all, let's just put it out. That Switch for sure. Yeah. Now, the question is, is that here or is that a direct? And maybe they tied in with, you know,
Starting point is 00:46:47 a nominee tonight for a Game of the Year of Zelda, but there's a couple of other titles that haven't been, you know, and you've been wondering where they are, whatever the hell. I'm going to say under for Nintendo. I feel like it's the right call. Everyone under? Yeah. I'm over.
Starting point is 00:47:02 I'm saying under. Bless is over. Xbox. Over or under 1.5. I'm going over. Over. Easy over. We got to see Helblade again.
Starting point is 00:47:16 They have to do Hellblade. Starfield D.L.C. Avowed. Eventually Gears. Gears 6 of war. Over under. Six and a half minutes for the longest speech length. For context, Christopher Judge's speech was seven minutes and 59 seconds.
Starting point is 00:47:35 Under. Under. I think so too. Or, no. Because Jeff was gonna do another Steam Deck thing, and I wonder if, like, maybe they play a joke and kind of, like, play into the joke. But I wanna go under. I feel like maybe they play into the joke of as soon as somebody gets going. It's like, all right, that's enough.
Starting point is 00:47:51 We're giving enough Steam decks away today or something like that. They kind of have a little meta-in joke. I'll go under. How long winded is Ben Star? How long was this speech? He's pretty good science. Is that something you can Google or are you doing? Ben-Starr?
Starting point is 00:48:04 He's just texting Ben-Start. That'd be a great way to do this. I'm like, I'm like, oh, over. And then I text Ben Star. I'm like, you got to keep going. You got to keep going. You need to hit six and a half minutes, man. I'd like to thank my brother, Joshua.
Starting point is 00:48:16 Yeah, okay, yeah, under. Over under 5.5, CGI only trailers. Under. Under. Under for sure. They just don't do those anymore. Like, CDI. I mean, yeah, I'd go under.
Starting point is 00:48:33 But Marathon had that at the PlayStation. event and so did that other I feel yeah I feel like I can never remember that name like well there's Concord this fair game wasn't Concord just like flying though was like reflections inside one no one of them was like in the ship and it looked like all it didn't look like in game stuff
Starting point is 00:48:50 it looked like it was very I'm gonna say over yeah you know what I'm changing my dope with the Transformers thing last year Game Awards has a bunch of shit I think they happen I think they just don't hit and so we don't remember them yeah that's a good point that's a good point
Starting point is 00:49:01 it's also getting harder and harder to tell what's in game it's like for me I think about all the fucking like what, real-time strategy games and, like, farming simulators that have, like, fucking crazy-ass cutscenes or crazy-ass, like... The weird mobile games that look like they were produced by Blizzard Cinematic Team. And then you get to the gameplay, and you're like, oh.
Starting point is 00:49:18 Yeah. So, CG-only, though. C-G-I-only trailer. So this gameplay doesn't count. Oh, okay. I'm still sticking with... Oh, I'll see you... Fuck. I'm sticking with, yes. I'm saying over. I'm going under. I'm going over. I'm sticking under, but I believe in over. I said what I said.
Starting point is 00:49:33 I locked it in. But I'm not for both. Over under. 4.5 video games appear that were shown in a former Keely showcase. So for that will include opening night live game awards or, um, how many 4.5? Uh, that's where we're going to ask.
Starting point is 00:49:47 Yes, 4.5 over over. Man, I wouldn't even know how to remember which ones. Best training's when they don't. I think it's an easy over, honestly. I'm going to be crazy to say under.
Starting point is 00:50:00 All right. I'd be crazy to say under desperation. All right. Then this next one here is over under. 1.5 live vocal performances not counting the game of the year medley. So we already have one confirmed.
Starting point is 00:50:15 Yeah. 1.5? Yeah. So really is there going to be more than just the Alan Wakey? The old gods of Asgard. Over. Were there any, what were the other vocal tracks happened this year?
Starting point is 00:50:28 Yeah, because last year we had Halsey. We had... Was J.I.D. last year? Was that the year before? That was for, um, when they did Arcane, the intro to Arcane with Imagine Dragon. That was two years ago, I think. Two years ago? I mean, Hipp Albatross calls it out.
Starting point is 00:50:43 Wutang is going to be there. That's true. You're right. It's going to be there. Yeah, but who knows they're going to perform, though, you know? I think they might just be up there causing ruckus. I think there's a bunch of bands from high fire rush that they get in there. Oh, you know, you know what? We got... Oh, man, never mind. So he says down by the river from Waltersgate 3.
Starting point is 00:50:59 My thing is that's going to be in the game of the year. You're right. Medley. You know. Oof. I'm going to say over. I'll say under. The fact that we're so close, though, like, it just takes one more. And Jeff loves that stuff. I'm going to say, I'm going to say over.
Starting point is 00:51:13 The Muppets are going to come out and like seeing. Gonzo for sure. I'm gonzo for gonzo. So Andy's under. Yeah. Blessing is over. Greg is over. Correct.
Starting point is 00:51:23 I am over. Andy is highly going to run away with this shit. Tank is so bad. Next up we have. This is going to be a fun one that we're going to have to have to like have some check-ins. about every once in a while. Over under 3.5 games that only Mike is excited about.
Starting point is 00:51:45 Over. Really? That'll be a bunch of weird shooters in there. Oh, this is interesting. Oh, this is going to save this money. And you want to check in with Mike for every game. Excited or not. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:51:57 I'm going to say under. I'm going to say under. That only Mike is excited about? Yeah, I'm going to go under tip. I think like if blinks the time sweeper comes through, I'm sure he'll go crazy. There's going to be like a couple of sports. ones maybe that he goes, oh my God, like they're, you know,
Starting point is 00:52:11 C-Doo International 2K-21. Yeah, like I... Warframe? I'm going to go under. I'm going to say under. Wait, does Mike play Warframe? Because if he does, I'm trying to play something. He gets excited about it.
Starting point is 00:52:22 So, bless you over under. Under. Warframe. All right, so now we're moving into yes or no. Do you trying to play warfram? Is I'm trying to play Destiny 2? Just wait for this universe all over. D.S.I.
Starting point is 00:52:35 Duck. Disgusting. Yes or no here. PlayStation first party announces a new game or shows new gameplay slash gives an official release date for an announced project. Yes. That was a lot of words. So essentially either announces a new game or shows new gameplay or a release date.
Starting point is 00:52:56 Oh, yeah. Substantial PlayStation stuff. Yes. I thought you meant like a brand new thing that we have. I think they could be that. They'll definitely show gameplay of something. Hell divers. There you go.
Starting point is 00:53:05 Boom. That's it. Yes. across the board. Let's go. Same thing. Yes for me over. Oh,
Starting point is 00:53:10 optional bonus point. What is shown? Oh, here we go. God of War, D.L. That's trending. I like that. We all said different things. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:18 Are we trying to, yeah, yeah. There's Ghost Shushima, too, man. Where is it? I keep thinking about Ghost Shima, but they're working. How good that game was. Very good game. I was talking to somebody
Starting point is 00:53:31 the other day about, like, how much they loved Ghost Shima. And I was like, oh, yeah, hell yeah, man. He's like, oh, dude, it's one of my favorite games ever. I'm like,
Starting point is 00:53:38 nice did you play the multiplayer and it's like nah and i'm like bro like what are you doing it was a good time yeah i think y'all gotta play the multiplayer if he didn't play the multiplayer and goes especially the raid same question for nintendo less no or under no i forget what the what the parameters are here yes or no yes or no for uh new game or gameplay or release date for an existing thing no no so that would count if the zeldoports are there i know i'm i'm playing the field okay yeah go go go no for me as well Can you repeat it, please?
Starting point is 00:54:09 Nintendo, first party, announces a new game, or shows new gameplay, or gives an official release date for an announced project. Yes. I think they show new gameplay, right? Of a Nintendo project? I'm saying yes. I think it's not a guarantee that haven't always, but I think we'll see something. A platoon 4.
Starting point is 00:54:30 You'd fucking lose your squid mind. Eddie? I'm going to say negative ghostwriter. And then Greg, do you want to take an optional guess on what it is? What is shown? Peach. Oh, yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:54:47 PJs. I'm going to say yes. And I'm going to say the Zelda ports. They MetroD Prime 4. Wonder D.L.C. WonderM. I don't think so. Too soon.
Starting point is 00:55:02 I mean, I don't think it gets it. I don't think it gets it. Really? Yeah, it could, but I don't think it's going to. And then moving on to Xbox. same question. First party. Will it announce a new game
Starting point is 00:55:12 or show new gameplay or a release date? Yes. 1000% yeah. Yes. There's a Hellblade is out in three weeks. Are we all saying Hellblade?
Starting point is 00:55:23 Hey, very six. Oh my God. We're taking it back. No. I think it's going to be, I think specifically it's going to be avowed. Oh, yeah? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:34 Oh. Hope so. I mean, I really want Fable. I know we won't get it, but. What do you think? about the Outer Worlds, too. God, I want it. But, like, that's the same, it's obsidian, right?
Starting point is 00:55:46 Like, they're also doing it about. I feel like they just do too many games. So I'm like, how far along are you on Outer Worlds, too, really? Anything from Core Arcane following up on Death Loop? Hmm. Redfall remastered? No, not yet. Okay, I don't think so either. Next one, will the Switch 2 receive any mention?
Starting point is 00:56:10 Absolutely not. Zero percent. I don't think it's zero, but I think it's very unlikely. I know Nintendo is not Xbox, but Nintendo, Xbox did show off the Xbox series X for the first time of the game award. That was cool. Remember that? Big block. The big old monolith.
Starting point is 00:56:28 I'm going to say no. I want to be spicy and say yes. You know what? Fuck it. Yes. Wow. Yeah, let's do it. I can waste a point.
Starting point is 00:56:35 I'm ahead right now. Blessing Greg are going to be so wasted at that show. I'm not going to remember these. I don't know. We won't be watching. We'll be at the party. Yes or no? Someone who shouldn't be on the stage makes it on the stage.
Starting point is 00:56:48 No. I'm saying no. I'm saying no. I think security is going to fucking be like, no, motherfuckers. I'm going to say yes. I'm going to say yes. I'm going to say yes. Maybe it's like a weird celebrity. I'm going to say some question, is it me?
Starting point is 00:57:00 I think this time is going to be, did you watch the VMAs? Well, you busted because it's the same one where Connie did his thing. But later on in that VMA, that same VMA's, Little Mama made it on stage while James, he was performing. And it's the funniest shit ever.
Starting point is 00:57:16 It is. I think, I think we'll have one of those scenarios where it's going to be like, fucking like, I don't know, man, like, Phil Spencer is accepting the award. And like, Joseph Farris. Joseph Farris. I think Joseph Farris ends up up there. What are these analogs you made?
Starting point is 00:57:34 I'm not, no, I'm not saying Joseph Farris is a little mama of gaming. I'm saying Phil Spencer is the Jayzee. Yeah, okay. Yeah. see. Thank you. Thank you for all your caveats. Oh, everybody, please go look up at the little mama JZ situation. That was infamous. Uh, yes or no. Jeff Keeley addresses the dire layoff situation in this room. Yeah. Addresses. I think it's going to be a very passing comment we have to
Starting point is 00:58:01 read into. Yeah. It's been a rough year for makers of games and we appreciate all their hard work, that kind of thing. Yeah. I think so too. I think it might go a little further than that, but I'm expecting a like state of the union type situation no I expect that from the devs like win the awards yeah yeah I wonder if anybody else will say anything about that or Israel Palestine right yeah especially coming off the golden joysticks for that was the one right where there was the whole hullabaloo yeah of the god damn it Eka's partner on thirsty suitors who wasn't allowed to make a political statement and Troy went up and did it said I'm really kind of like just
Starting point is 00:58:34 totally off topic I'm surprised at how well the trophy is hold up held up given on like how ancient it is Like, it's just been so long since that award was given. First off. It's kind of funny as most... I think that... Treasure. The weathering or...
Starting point is 00:58:49 Secondly, it is definitely a murder weapon. Like, this thing... It's so bad. It'll out live all of us. This is like... If they did a fallout based on our universe, you'd find this. It had kind of funny dilapidated to be out on the wall,
Starting point is 00:58:59 and there's a mutant over there and a ghoul. And the world will know that Greg Miller was trending gamer. Somehow I fused with Mike. Like, we're a mutant. And it's his dream come true. I get to be my best friend every day. You killed yourself a long ago. You're just like, hey, you're just a corpse, drag it along.
Starting point is 00:59:19 Yes or no, Kojima makes an appearance. Yeah. Yes. Yes or no, Death Stranding 2 gets a release date. No. Do a boon-d not count window? Like if they say fall? I will count if there is more than just a year.
Starting point is 00:59:37 Yes, then. For me, yes. that's trying to see who came out oh we're Descanan it came out so long ago when you think about it but I see But he's been to Jordan Beal a lot Like who knows
Starting point is 00:59:48 I see it being in 2024 The question is do they double down And say fall? I say no because I think people I think when they say 2024 People automatically assume fall So yeah no date
Starting point is 00:59:59 You're saying yes I'm saying yes And he's the only yes Timothy Shalame Yeah Is in death stranding too No No I think it's too soon
Starting point is 01:00:10 This is I was Tying around this too for like my big prediction if he'd be in one of the games of a new thing yeah it's just if that had happened nine months ago then I could see something for it this way no sadly I'm not even up enough on this to I can see him being in the final game as like a quick scan and thing yeah yeah yeah yeah but I don't think that that's something that gets revealed this week is he a big death stranding fan did I know he was at he was at cojume productions yeah oh okay okay I don't I don't know if you waste him on a camera
Starting point is 01:00:42 cameo for the possibility that you can get him for a game. Yeah. I say no, but he's, I think there's a good chance he shows up the game awards for some reason. Hey, remember, he's one of us. So a lot of people dunking on him when he was with Kajima and all this shit and for the outfit, whatever. Remember, this guy used to fucking make YouTube videos about the custom 360 controllers he was making, all right? This kid's a gamer. Oh yeah, dude. He's out here. Uh, next up, we have yes or no. A video game movie or TV show gets an announcement, debut trailer, or exclusive clips shown. Bonus point for which one?
Starting point is 01:01:16 It's tough because Fallout just the theirs. Yeah, I was going to say, I think there'll be an exclusive clip from Fallout if that counts. I think there will too, yeah. So, I mean, I'm saying yes. If that counts, then yes. I think we get something extra from Fallout. The thing I'm wondering is, will there be an unknown announced that we have not heard anything about?
Starting point is 01:01:35 So it says we all think that Fallout will get a clip. Let's not count that as optional bonus. We have to give a guess for an optional bonus. there. I don't know then, right? I don't think Horizon or God God of War have done anything. Lasso's part two hasn't started filming yet.
Starting point is 01:01:52 Knuckles. Knuckles. It's happening. You're right. Knuckles is my prediction. Yeah. Andrews. Alba going to be there.
Starting point is 01:01:58 Oh, God. I hope so, man. Did he get nominated for performance? Yeah. Okay. First Iron. Oh, right.
Starting point is 01:02:02 Right. We were talking about winning. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm saying knuckles. I'm also saying knuckles. We're like not Shadow.
Starting point is 01:02:10 Because that's for Sonic 3. Knuckles is getting a Paramount Plus show. Oh, I didn't realize that. It's coming out. Oh, Andy. Oh, shit. Sonic 3's not until December. They're getting Aegis for all that?
Starting point is 01:02:20 That's crazy. It is. Wow. Yeah. I have a feeling that we're going to see something, Arcane 2, season 2, or some animated thing coming to Netflix. Netflix has been killing it with all their animated shows.
Starting point is 01:02:37 Don't make me cry. Yeah. Oh, that'd be sick. Yeah. I'm going to change my mom. just for the sake of being spicy. Okay. Borderlands.
Starting point is 01:02:45 Ooh. I think we see another look at Borderlands. All right. Cool. So, and you have to lock in one guess. I'm going to say Arcane season two. And then Greg. And we're not counting fall out now.
Starting point is 01:03:01 Yeah, the Sonic or Knuckles makes too much sense. I'll say yeah. Yeah. Then down the Nucks. All right. Nuck of you buck. Yes or no. Does a major remake
Starting point is 01:03:12 get announced? Yeah. Oh, man. It always does. No, but like, how major, right? Like, is it, is a remake gonna get announced
Starting point is 01:03:24 where everybody here at the table and everybody in that arena pops the fuck up? I'm talking like Ocarina of Time remake. Do you count virtual fighter two remake in my, my position? I would. I think that that is on the lower end of it, but that I think does count. Okay.
Starting point is 01:03:41 If it was like a remake of like a Billy, Billy Hatcher. Yeah. You know, but like I feel like to be big. Who knows Billy Hatcher is a giant egg in 2023? I mean, I'll be going big. I'm going crazy for that, dude. But like I feel like we all, we all are on the same thing. Yeah, I understand what a major remake is.
Starting point is 01:04:07 Oh, man. I. I'm saying yes, I think it's an easy answer. Is it? There's so many of them, man. Yeah, but there's a lot that... I'm going to say yes and toss out some Disney thing. John Drake and Co.
Starting point is 01:04:19 over there. Oh, that's a good call, too. Kingdom Hearts One remake. You imagine. Now they say that out loud, that's fucking crazy. That's one of the dreams. That'd be insane, dude. I'm going to say no, only because I feel like whatever does happen
Starting point is 01:04:32 will not be as massive as in and out. It won't hit across all fan bases. There's six of the chat. The more time goes on, the more I think this is inevitable. I don't think it happens here, but the Simpsons hit and run remake. That's been chills. I mean, that would be insane. I don't believe it's ever going to happen.
Starting point is 01:04:52 There's no way John Drake's not trying. No way. Yeah, he has to me. But no one man has all that power. John Drake does. Sora isn't smash blessing. That's true. I don't think he had anything to do with that, but I want to credit him.
Starting point is 01:05:07 I also think there's probably going to be like an HD2D thing, like an HD2D remake. Chrono Trigger, it's finally time. Fucking goddamn. See, I would say Chrono Trigger and I would want Chrono Trigger because that would that be the thing that would make me play it. But when I talk to Chrono Trigger fans, they're like, no, it's perfect the way it is. And I'm like, I have so much respect for that.
Starting point is 01:05:25 It is true. That's definitely true. And I do wonder if like swear is like, they're right. We don't need to do it because they don't even want it. Manger, can do we remake? God, I'm cool. It's hot of here. I just got real hot.
Starting point is 01:05:40 I'm gonna say no But I really want to be wrong I really don't know remake all right Whatever it is I'm gonna be defiant and be like nah It's not big enough I'm gonna be a little bitch about it Yes or no The Wonder Woman video game makes an appearance
Starting point is 01:05:56 Oh A dead cat back there Can I have loop boxes God I hope so I think yeah I don't think so because of Suicide Squad Let's not much the waters the suicide squad game's just a couple months away
Starting point is 01:06:13 wonder woman is a big character in it i almost used that as like the opposite reason for i say yes no it's like let's let's show them that there's a light at the end of the tunnel do you think there's a suicide squad trailer at game warth i can see a commercial probably i don't know it'll be a trailer or anything i'm going to say no for wonder woman gregg's saying no i'm saying yes and you saying no i'm Hmm. Get excited for things. Was Wonder Woman announced last year or the year before?
Starting point is 01:06:49 I think the year before. Two years ago? That was definitely a work from home era one. I'm going to say yes. Just for the pure reason of when there were the reports of like the job listings and people started speculating, they came on. They were like, oh, no, it's not single player. Or no, sorry, it's not a games of service.
Starting point is 01:07:06 It's going to be single player. It's going to be what you want. Also, they don't have a nemesis system. And like, they started like over. like sharing information about it to kind of like you know died on hopes and I think the fact that they're they have that info ready to go and ready to like
Starting point is 01:07:18 talk about it makes me think that like maybe they're getting to a place where they have more to share soon so I'm going to say yes Eldon Ring DLC makes an appearance. No no Andy says yes I don't know I said no here just
Starting point is 01:07:34 try to get a feeling yeah I'm gonna say yes I can get points Rockstar makes an appearance Any appearance No Any appearance? No
Starting point is 01:07:47 Any appearance? What about I mean? Max Payne one and two remake You know what I mean? I'm gonna say no. No for me. No? The new Bioshock makes an appearance.
Starting point is 01:08:00 Oh. I will say As Jeff's been teasing or not teasing this game awards gives me Bioshock vibes. What? Like the fact that he's like He's kind of saying, like, hey, like, we have new things to talk about.
Starting point is 01:08:14 Would you kindly show up for this? There's something about, like, I almost feel like, there's always an award, there's always a trailer. I don't know. I don't know. There's always a Joseph Fares. I'm going to say no, but I think we get a campfire. What's the?
Starting point is 01:08:35 Oh, the new Ken Levine one. You can't Levine studio game. I think we get that instead of Bioshock. Ghost story games. Which one is Judas? That's Judas, right? That is Judas? I think it's Judas, yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:49 I love that Greg knew what I said when I said Camp Five. I was like, oh, I'm a picture. The next one is Judas, yes or no? I'm saying no for Bowshock. I'm saying yes for Judas. I think that's the last time we saw Judas was at Game Wars last year. Yeah. It was sick as hell.
Starting point is 01:09:09 I'm going to say no. No Bioshock and no Judas. I'm going to say no, no Judas. I'm going to say yes, Bioshock. Wow. I don't know, man. The way Jeff's not been saying anything is Big Judas Fives. Will we get a PlayStation game for PC announcement?
Starting point is 01:09:32 What's left? Run of the bathroom while you discuss that? Was there ever the... I mean, Spider-Man 2. Yeah, well, that's too soon. I don't know. Did Ragnarok ever come to PC? No.
Starting point is 01:09:41 It didn't. I think that's the one. Yeah. Ghost of Sushima. Is that not on PC? No. Really? It's bullshit.
Starting point is 01:09:47 Yeah. That's crazy. They released the director's cut and said, no, man, we're just like to put it out there. That's good for them. Stick it where that hurts.
Starting point is 01:09:57 I want to say no to any PC PlayStation announcement. I feel like that's usually, that usually feels right in a, in a blog in a... They did it twice last year. I was shocked around how to, I had to re-look it up, and I was like,
Starting point is 01:10:10 oh, yeah, they announced PC stuff last year. because it was returnal, I think it was returnal. And it was also, yeah, Laswis. Is Laswis 2 on PC? Negative. I feel like that. Remember part one came up. I think you get remastered out on PlayStation 5 and then
Starting point is 01:10:26 later on PC. It was like half a year later, right? Something like that. Yeah, so I don't know if they're going to be ready to talk about Laswis 2. But I imagine they want to get remastered out first. And then maybe months down the line, say that it's coming to PC. Yeah, so I would think Ghost or Ragnarok. Now, Jason, the chat says, will we hear from?
Starting point is 01:10:47 from Housemark, I think it's more interesting if you hear from Sony Bend. Oh. I think we hear from Ben before we hear from Housemark personally. But out of Game Awards? No, I'm not saying this is the place necessarily. Even they wouldn't be a bad place. I don't know, you know, they're doing something new, right? So if whatever crazy shooter open world spy, whatever the fuck is going to be, right?
Starting point is 01:11:07 I feel like that would play well. Uncharted 5, I feel like would actually be a great Game Awards announcement. Oh, 100%. Yeah. But if it's like, if it's a new IP from Bend, I'll, think PlayStation showcase you hold that. I think if it's a cool
Starting point is 01:11:21 IP, you know what I mean like a cool IP like oh it's fucking like a seven up spot. I mean like just like this is a cool idea that's main has mainstream appeal. I think Game Awards works. Because I don't think Ben like they care, you know,
Starting point is 01:11:35 the PlayStation audience cares about them but I don't think it's like unique. I think even I think Days Gone was a mainstream. There's goodwill for that out there. Yeah. So where we come down on this.
Starting point is 01:11:48 I remember where we I said, yeah. Four questions from what you said on you remember. We are at will PlayStation
Starting point is 01:11:53 do a PC announcement. I'm saying yes. I said no, even though I don't think that's the right call. I'm going to say yes and just think it
Starting point is 01:12:01 won't be that exciting. And then guess what, everybody? When Ragnar does come to PC, it won't work right. And I'll be here to tell you about it. Hollow Night Silk song.
Starting point is 01:12:11 It won't be your fault. Oh, it will be. Oh, it will be. We had two and a half years to play it on a PC. Can't even fucking render Cratos's face. Whose fault is that, all right?
Starting point is 01:12:22 Hollow Night Silk Song. Makes an appearance. Nope. No. Yes. Never will. It's dead. We're going to hear a lot of horn and going.
Starting point is 01:12:34 Sounds like Link in a lot of moments. I'm saying yes. I'm still looking back at this in video leak. Because like, God of War PC was confirmed, so was Returnal on PC, so was Sackboy Big Adventure. Did Sack Boy Big Adventure? Oh, I don't think that came out to PC. I feel like it did it? I think it did.
Starting point is 01:12:51 I think it did. Back boy. It reminds me of an out today. PC. Oh, yeah, it's on PC. Oh, wow. Okay. Wow.
Starting point is 01:12:57 Janet's dad can't get enough. Play that on Steam Deck. Fall Fantasy 9 remake. Those are like two of the things that still haven't. Well, I guess Kingdom Hearts 4 has already been announced. But the Nvidia League still has shit remaining. Oh, tactics would be a good HD2D. Oh, God.
Starting point is 01:13:13 See? My nips are hard. Yeah, that would be perfect. I don't know why I've never even considered that. I know. I've been wondering what a tactics remake would look like. And yeah, duh, that's awesome. A Star Wars game is shown, not counting awards or ads.
Starting point is 01:13:30 I hope so. I want to see more outlaws. I feel like an Outlaws trailer would make sense. Yeah. 2024, right? I'm saying yes. I'm saying yes also. I want to go yes as well.
Starting point is 01:13:43 Is it crazy early for respawn to show their other Star Wars game that isn't Jedi? Yeah, but that's never stopped anybody. Yeah. I, yeah, remember we, the Elder Scroll 6. Give me squadrons too. Like, I won't play it, but I thought the game was neat. I like that it existed. I like the way I looked in trailers.
Starting point is 01:14:02 Yeah. I played like five hours of it and went, this isn't fun, but it's cool. So good for y'all. I'll throw them back to you, Tim. On the main show, not this pre-show, not since main show. Will there be any PlayStation VR2 games? No.
Starting point is 01:14:17 On the pre-show? The games that are on. I don't think there'll be like a new PSVR 2 game. You know what I mean? You don't think there'll be a PSVR2 exclusive. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't even know what games are left to be ported to PSVR2 aside from half-like balance.
Starting point is 01:14:33 Maybe they can make some new ones. Oh, they're not going to do that now. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Man, I just want Ghosts to Switch around PC now. I'm pissed off now. Star Wars, Andy. Yes, I think we see something.
Starting point is 01:14:45 I think we see some footage from that initial outloss trailer along with like new stuff in a kind of packaged up little video thing. So not counting awards or ads. That's the other correct there. So I also think we see what's they called? The Star Wars like most player game for Switch. Outlaws. Star Wars. No. No. No. Hunters. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:06 I think it's time. Bring back Star Wars hunters. It's time. It's time. That's a pre-show for show. Something about It's finally time. Something about Jeff's demeanor gives me Star Wars. Star Wars. A Marvel game is shown.
Starting point is 01:15:20 Not counting awards. or ads. Yes. I'm going to say yes, and I think it is going to be the, was it Black Panther Captain America? Yeah. I think it's the sky dance. There's a more little hint to that. I'll let you know right now.
Starting point is 01:15:38 No, because that game doesn't exist. That games never happened. I don't believe for a freaking second. There's anything about that game that's real except what we saw. Oh, man. I talked to Amy Heineck and Evan Narcissus, who's also working on the, on the, Def Jam game. It exists.
Starting point is 01:15:53 Amy Hayne hasn't, like, has she released a game the last two decades or something like that? Like, I just feel like every game of hers gets shut down. You made a chart two, I think. Right? That's true. That is accurate. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:03 So it's been. Wow. She made three, didn't she? She did make on Charter's three. Yeah, so it's been 12 years. All right. So Marvel and E. Gregg say yes. I'm going to say yes just because like the likelihood's pretty high.
Starting point is 01:16:14 I kind of want to say no, but like there's so many games because there's, yeah, there's the Captain America Black Panther one. There's EA's Black Panther one. There's EA's Ironman. there's Wolverine. So there's four different chances. There could be a marvelous Capcom. What about Snap?
Starting point is 01:16:26 They showed up and just showed something new. They could. Yeah. I'm going to say no. Oh, shit, okay. So that way, like, if it doesn't happen, I'll be happy. And if it does happen,
Starting point is 01:16:34 I'll be happy. Bring back ultimate alliance. Yeah. My thing as we're getting through these that I'm for some reason convinced in my mind, I feel like EA went through kind of a phase
Starting point is 01:16:45 and then there's like been a couple wins here and there and they haven't had an EA play. I think they're going to be building to an EA play next. year. I don't know why. And because of that, I can see them not wanting to show Hayes Light's new project or, um, Iron Man or Massifact or Dragon Age or things like that here. Or skate. Or skates. Yeah. Um, but that's also pulling out of my ass and reading the Jeff's tweets.
Starting point is 01:17:11 He's giving off the demeanor. Um, do we see Dragon Age four? Because I know that recently we just put out a trailer, didn't there? Yeah, but it was like showing off environment and it was, was just kind of like not I wonder if like do we get a real a real good one like a real good trailer Greg the ones where you're like watching the gameplay going who we? Who we? Yeah, one of them. I'm saying no
Starting point is 01:17:33 I think they I feel like that came's in trouble. Yeah. New Monster Hunter revealed. Yes. Yes. Yes. I found an article that says Star Wars Hunter screenshots revealed strong Fortnite vibes from 2021. No.
Starting point is 01:17:48 Andy? Yes. Yes. A new Capcom, Ubisoft, or EA game is shown. Yes. Yes. Bonus points.
Starting point is 01:17:59 Which one? Monster on a world. Two. I think you can just choose that the pub. Oh, Capcom. I think Capcom and EA, no Ubisoft. You don't think we get shown
Starting point is 01:18:12 any little glimpse at just like the three green lights from Splinter Cell. Like anything like that? Oh, remember that they're making a remake about that. Yeah. Yeah. That's wild. And they announced it.
Starting point is 01:18:24 They just kind of like said it in it. Yeah, they're like, oh yeah, we're making that. We're making this. Also, less we forget,
Starting point is 01:18:28 Avatar Frontiers of Pandora, Pandora comes out the next day. Unless we forget. But this is new. Yeah. It has been new. It would also be on Good and Evil too. So Greg,
Starting point is 01:18:40 Greg says yes, and it'll be one from Capcom and one from EA. Bless says yes, it will be. Well, if we can pick multiple. God. Capcom,
Starting point is 01:18:50 for sure. New. New is the tough part. Because I think Ubi will be there, but is Ubi going to show anything new? I don't think so. So yeah, Capcom and EA. I'm also saying Capcom and EA.
Starting point is 01:19:07 I'm gonna say all three, man. I just watch the whole Star Wars Hunter's debut trailer. It ends by saying coming 2022. So it never came out? Let me double check. I think I thought it did. I don't think it came out, no. I don't think it did.
Starting point is 01:19:25 Because I was looking forward to it. I wasn't, but I was looking forward to seeing what it was. It came out a mobile, I believe. Yeah, it's a mobile game. But I think it's still like early access. Yeah, I seem it's like beta. Yeah, okay, okay. Because yeah, it definitely says on one Nintendo's website for Star Wars Hunter.
Starting point is 01:19:41 It says releases 2023. Do you think we get, the reason why I say yes to all three of those or publishers in studios is I think Ubisoft maybe does DLC for Mirage of some sort. Like a little pack, a little thing. In and of itself was a DLC turned into a full game. I don't know if they're not taking the game that they thought was going to be the full game. Turning to the DL.C. Yes or no?
Starting point is 01:20:08 It takes two developer Hayslights. Next game is shown. Yes. I'm going to say, yeah. Lock it in. It takes three. Yes is across the board. It takes three.
Starting point is 01:20:18 What a good game that was. That was a fantastic game. I saw some people talk about it on tour. I was like, what is wrong with your brain? That is one of the best designed gameplay experience I've ever had. I agree. Yes or no? A new Final Fantasy 7 rebirth trailer is shown. Yes.
Starting point is 01:20:33 At the last thing, right, that was the one where they had people coming out of stretchers in the trailer. That was weird. I'm going to say, yeah. So the stretcher trailer was. Was that Summer Game Fest? That was Summer Game Fest. And that was kind of like the first big, like, because we saw rebirth. There's been three rebirth trailers so far.
Starting point is 01:20:50 There was the Final Fantasy 7 celebration one for the anniversary a couple years back. And then there was the Summer Game Fest, which is the stretcher one. and then at TGS, they dropped the update one where we saw more of the world based on the preview that I played. So I'm gonna say no.
Starting point is 01:21:09 Fair. Am I the only one that says no? Yeah. I'm gonna say yes. Yeah, I'm gonna stick to yeah. I'm saying yeah. Kingdom Hearts 4 makes an appearance. Yes or no?
Starting point is 01:21:19 Absolutely not. Nope. Fuck yeah, I'm gonna say yes. That'll be crazy. You crazy. The first glimpse we saw at King of Hearts 4 was at 3 in the morning, America time.
Starting point is 01:21:30 Yeah. Here in America. And it was like the most unreal looking footage. It was so unreal. Wild. This is deep down? Like, this game looked as good.
Starting point is 01:21:42 I can't say, I just can't. But like, dude, we're going to hear about this game sooner than later. It has to happen. Is there B-roll for like the first Kingdom Hearts? Sorry, the first Kingdom Hearts four trailer.
Starting point is 01:21:54 Because I just need to see how it looks again. Because I'm not seen it since that day. That little boy was so pure-looking. Like, yeah, like, didn't it start off in like, you know, like a fucking apartment? Yeah, he's a building. He's a building and he just walks out like shoes looked all detail.
Starting point is 01:22:07 His shoes are normal size. He didn't get educated. What about this is Disney? He didn't have big ass shoes. Oh, ho. What you know about your Zora? Okay. He just made that one.
Starting point is 01:22:16 That's not a real word. You know what I'm saying yes. I'm saying. He believes in the heart of the cards. They need to announce Star Wars somewhere. They need to announce the Star Wars world, potentially a Marvel world. And I, yeah, game awards would be an incredible. place is Star Wars celebration was this last year so it's not going to happen next year.
Starting point is 01:22:34 Look at all this photogrammetry. This is not a real video game. The choice is yours once more. All right. I'm saying your boy. Look how pure he is, man. Cool. So here we go, everybody.
Starting point is 01:22:49 I hate his feet. Yeah, they did show his feet. This is not a real video game. The last question that I'm going to ask here. And we're not allowed to look back at our predictions for winners for this one. Okay. Will Tears the Kingdom or Baldersgate 3 win more awards? Will win more awards? Balders Gate 3 will win more awards.
Starting point is 01:23:12 Can I say Allen Wake 2? No, that wasn't the question. I think Allen Way 2 is going to win more than them. Um, Baldur's Gate 3. I think Ballard's Gate 3 wins one more award. Bollers Gate 3 is eligible for more. Because like, actually no, that's a lot. Because acting.
Starting point is 01:23:28 Well, I was going to say that, but like, I don't know, Gannon Dorf's in that game. He was pretty well acted. acted. No, but he wasn't, he's not nominated. Oh, you're right, he's not nominated. Yeah, it was Matt Mercy. Damn, was he not nominated? No. He didn't, we fucked up. Yeah, it really is. I was Dave the Diver.
Starting point is 01:23:43 I'm trying to rack my brain on what they're nominated for. I think it's, I think it's just Baldur's Gate. I just remember being surprised at how few things we thought Baldur's Gate was actually going to win when we were predicting them. I thought it was the other way around. I thought the comment was we were excited, or
Starting point is 01:23:59 surprised it was Zelda. They didn't win more things. I remember I remember mentioning like as we're going through each of the predictions me being like damn I've only I've only said yes to Zelda for one thing on here um that happened to you with Baldersgate as well but I think because as we were going through the predictions we were like oh you're right but Bosgate is going to sweep all the other ones so it has to win these or it can't win these and then by the time you got to you and you're like oh I haven't really nominated but I think that's it's also because I don't wait too because like category per category you go to best direction I'm like oh
Starting point is 01:24:31 fuck, it's got to be Allenway too. You go to best art direction. It's like, oh, fuck, I'm going to be. Ballard's Gate wasn't even in all direction. Yeah. Like that game, I think it's just going to be the dark horse that takes everything except for probably game of the year. So I wouldn't be surprised if we leave Game Awards and Ballardt
Starting point is 01:24:50 and Zelda have both taken like maybe two awards each. I'm going Zelda. Ooh, spicy. I just had sex with Shadowheart the other night. It was pretty sick. Also spicy. For people to play Ballers Gate 3, that's a character in Baldos Gate 3. I'm saying Boulder's Gate gets the most with Allen Wake right behind it,
Starting point is 01:25:04 and I think Zelda only gets one award. Yeah, I mean, it's about to be a crazy year for sure. Now I want to actually look at our predictions just to see where we were at with them when it came to Zelda or Baldersgate. Look at my shoulders. This is a sweater defines my shoulder. Not bad shot. Go back to the other shot.
Starting point is 01:25:25 I'm going to broad my shoulders looking the other shot. Andy thought Baldersgate would win. One, two, two different awards. He thought Zelda would win one. That I said, that's what I said, that's crazy. Blessing said Baldersgate would win one, two. Two awards. None for Zelda.
Starting point is 01:25:53 Wow, we. Which is heartbreaking because it's one of the best, it's maybe the best game ever made. Greg says, one, two for Balders Gate. One for Zelda. And I say you and me. He's in a pod. Damn it, Tim.
Starting point is 01:26:15 You're fucking idiot. Four for Baldur's Gate. Two for Zolt. Can I get counts for Alan Wake 2? Just out of curiosity. Alan Wake 2. We have Andy at one.
Starting point is 01:26:30 Really? Only one. We have Bless at direction. Probably a 17. Three. Yeah, I think that's more than both. Greg. Tagga and Dissom.
Starting point is 01:26:45 Yeah. I go. Three. Me. One. One. What if I'm only two wins game in the year? What if Zelda and Baldersgate just split the votes?
Starting point is 01:27:01 This is a good. Yeah, there's a great chance. Allenway just like takes it all. What a wild year. What a good year of video. What a year, everybody. Thank you for hanging out with this. Let us know what you think is going to be announced.
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