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Episode Date: October 18, 2024

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What's up everybody. Welcome to the kind of funny games cast for Friday, October 18th, 2024. I'm one of your host Greg Miller alongside Forbes 30 under 30, aka the second best baby blues in San Francisco, aka the married one at Tim Gettys. I'm just such a cool guy that makes great decisions in my life. Uh-huh. Yeah. Taste maker, Roger Picorni, would you like to bring the case to the jury? I mean, I just looked over at his black ice coffee. I was like, that's pretty light. Like, is it like watered down or something? And then what did you tell me?

I filled half of it. I drank half of it. Then I filled the rest of the water. That's got to be the weirdest. What the fuck are we doing? I've done this every day. We know. What? A million years.

Every day, if you watch Games Daily that I'm on, you'll see a very black ice coffee. Yeah. And then you watch Gamescast, you'll see a light brown ice coffee. That is very iced tea. And then by the end of the day you get water. And that's it, eventually. Just keep on going. And that's how you get your daily water intake.

I mean, like, what's so weird about it? Like, it's because... Who wants water down coffee? Yeah. Well, I mean, there's ice in it. The ice goes, like, turns into water. Yeah, but it's not that much water. I'm telling you, like, if you just taste this, it tastes very similar to the ice coffee.

Look, look, I was getting a lot of flak from all angles. Of course, that's the Hispanic heartthrob, Texas Street, Latino heat, clicking heads, ripping shreds, globet, globetrotting. headshot and three point shooting root and tooting nitro rifle from twitch.tvy, Andy Cortez. I'll take it. I'll drink maybe a fifth of my diet mountain dew and then I'll put real mountain dew in it

to get that sugar rush. Yeah. You know, and I got a lot of like, but a lot of people also call me innovators by the way. So like a lot I haven't seen a single person. I think, I think when you're polarizing you know, you sort of engage all sorts of different aspects of the audience.

But Tim, that's so weird to me. The thing is because you already have an ice coffee, right? Like you ordered iced, right? So then it's getting watered down like that. And then you drink half a bit, which is already a water down drink. And then you put more water on it. So it's like 75%.

I'm drinking. It just, it tastes like ice coffee. It tastes like slightly water down ice coffee, even though it's half water. Shoot, I'm kind of with you. Do you enjoy it more when it's pure? Like when it's like straight from the source or do you like it more in the afternoon when it's less?

I do not enjoy it more now that I did in the morning. Okay. But I'm telling you, the Delta, at which we're talking about, it's not that big, it's a weird ass ulnar Palmer right now.

But it's totally fine. The half T, a lemonade. If there was ice in this, like, like, so that, because that's the other problem,

is it's not cold. You know what I mean? If I'm going to be complained about anything right now, because there's no ice in this shit. Why don't you just put ice? We have ice. Because we have nasty tasting ice.

No. We do, though. But the ice is fine. It's not nasty. The ice is fine. Yeah. No, it's nasty.

And like, it is what it is. Nasty. The freezer. Anytime you're getting ice. It's an open air freezer. Yeah. It's the whole thing. I'm not with Tim.

I don't use the ice. I don't have an opinion one or the other, I'm just saying. Why don't you use the ice? Because it's nasty. It's not nasty ice. Before Kevin left, I was worried about this as well. I was like, Kevin, is the ice going to smell or taste weird? He was like, I think it's fine.

I don't really trust you, Kevin, but I'll try for myself. And it was totally fine. Yeah. And we don't put like other things in that side of the freezer, right? Just my hand sometimes. Yeah, exactly. Just a little bit of a hand punch in the wall. Here's the thing.

Like, to be clear, it's not the worst ice I've ever had. I will use the ice here. It is still like I would prefer to not use the ice though because of its taste. The water, though, from the fridge, which creates the ice. Yeah, but that's the, the water's not the problem. It's the smell of the other things. And no matter how many things you say, you say that. But there's nothing in a goddamn pot pie.

Well, you're the pot pie man, huh? So now it's your fault, Roger. Roger, are you the table? Pie man, Roger? You Popeye guy? Frozen Popeye isn't changing the taste of the ice. 1,000. Poppies are the biggest defenders of making ice taste different.

Really? Yes. What is the cheer list right now? Let's go. Number one, Popeye. Pop-Pi. Number two? Freezer Burns.

Look, yeah. Yeah. Number three. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. A rare Nick Scarpina on the game's cats. We're having a fun Friday. I hate to agree with him, but Tim's not wrong on them.

Are you mad at Pop-Pi guy, too? Fuck. Are you, Papa. I'm pot pie guy. I put a pot guy in there yesterday. There's no way that is affected the entire office is ice. Is it just a pot pie open air? Is it like a box in here? It's a fucking what is it? It's a Marie Callender fucking pop pie. So it's in the box and sealed up? What are you talking about? Maybe the cardboard given out of this. That's it though. I just took a picture. Just brought it up here. Yeah. Yeah, I don't even see where this pop pie is. And also there's a barrier between the

right side. As if you're talking about. You guys are acting as if any of that. Tim, I'm telling you, once the doors are closed, and it's sealed. And it's sealed, the ice is not in the same capacity. And it was on the right side or the left side. I don't know what to tell you, man.

It was on the right side. What the fuck are we talking about? It just smells like the cardboard when you have a box and that makes the ice taste different. But like, I'm sorry, Kulgar, thank you. Tim, you're acting like, you're acting like, we're putting shrimp in the ice tray. It's like it's going to be very large.

It's like $560 calories, too. That's a lot. It's good as fuck, though, good as fuck. That's a lot. I cut up some turkey sometimes put it in there. Yeah. As long as I think Tim is... I think what drives me away from Popeye's the most is I just imagine someone vomiting

into a pie show and then putting a top and baking it. Why do you want to do that to yourself? As a prank? No, that's just when I look at a pot pie. I'm like, oh, that's how Pop pies are bad. Yeah, the first time I had a... The first time I had a savory pie that wasn't like an apple pie or something like that, I was like, this is what happens when you date a white girl.

Like, you know what I was like, that is absolutely. My Mexican family would be like, what the fuck are you eating? You know what I mean? Yeah, very weird. Here's the thing, though. I don't disagree with Tim because what I will often do

whenever we go to the movie theater, the Coke freestyle machine, I love it. I get like 90% Coke Zero, a little splash of root beer, and that little splash of root beer makes the whole beverage of root beer.

Because it's such an empowering taste. I don't understand how he's with me. It's such a... Why are you trying to make this? Weird shit. shit with his drinks too. That's what he's saying. I do weird shit too. Because you know, you have half water, half coffee and you're like, it tastes the same. No, I'm not saying it tastes the same.

It tastes close enough that it's not an issue that I would rather have the liquid than not have the liquid. I think people drinking ice coffee that isn't sweeten anywhere of fucking psychobats anyway. So, whoa, come on. That shit's gross. Whoa. It's so gross. Black off? Yeah, that's gross. It's the only way to drink it. It's fucking gross. Grow up and enjoy bad things. Like, what are we doing? Yeah. TOT. Because that's how it means to grow up.

Put some syrup in there, Barry. Next time we do an order of bones coffee, because this is how I got to black coffee, was the bone stuff, where it's like the cool, fun flavors and stuff, and that weeded me off of, like, adding things to the black coffee. And now we just get, like,

now I'm just getting, like, just regular medium roast dunk and donuts and stuff. Put some cinnamon in there. Do something. Or some water, everybody. No. I like how you both are trying to be on the same age, and you're not,

but you guys are like really trying to. The same level of psychopathing. No, I'm telling you, I do not prefer it with water. I'm just telling you, y'all saw me drink half of this shit. I have a whole show to do. I need to pee at least once on the show. How am I going to get there, Roger? Why don't you just drink the entire thing then?

And then just have some water on the side. Because that's... Why don't I make more coffee and dump it over ice? Yeah. Because that's too much caffeine. It's just too much caffeine. Okay, good call. Thank you.

Thank you. That's not enough caffeine. I fucking love coffee. You know what I mean? This is a 30 fluid ounces. Let's put this to bed, okay? I don't like that we've become enemies. All right.

I want us all thinking on the same page because I had a kindred spirit moment. Kindred spirit, not kindred. Kindred, like, kindred egg. Kindred spirit moment with the one and only Andy Cortez that he doesn't know about. But it made me think of him. Very fondly.

Oh, great. Okay. It is review season. There's a million games to play. We talked about it today on the show. I've touched on no nine. I didn't get to the retro realms. I'm working on redacted X, Y, and Z.

But it means burning the candle at both ends, right? Two days ago on Wednesday took Ben's swim class, big boy swim class. We're getting more into it. We really hate not having a pair in the pool, but we're getting there. Okay. On the way home, I'm driving this kid. It's nightfall. I'm like, he's going to be so zonked.

I already washed him too, so he just gets to go right to bed. This is great. Oh, great. And I start thinking of, all right, when I get there and I get that done, I got to do the dishes, and then it's time to play. And there's no gen, so I'm just going to play the game. Time to play the game. It's time to play the game.

I'm doing the Lemmy Motorhead version. I'm like, I'm going to get there, I'm going to game so hard tonight. There's so much to game. And I was like, you know what I want? I want a Coca-Cola. I want a 20-ounce Coca-Cola. And then there's the realization, of course, that I don't have Coke at the house. And I'm on the road, but again, I'm also, this is one of those drives. You're like, stay awake, Benny. Yeah. Ben, you got to stay awake. Sing hot to go. You know what I'm getting him. I need to keep him going. I need to keep him going. You stop at a corn, so he may run out.

It was not only he could run away. You know what I mean? Help me, help me, this man's kidnapping me. He does it all the time. It's adorable. Also, then I'm like, well, I have to park in front of a 7-Eleven. I go in, I leave him in the car. Because he already's PJs. I'm like, now, and then I bring him in.

But if I bring him in, we're going to spike the adrenaline of doing this. Then it's going to, you're getting a Coke. I want something. I'm like, I can't do that. I can't do any of this. Let's get him home and get him to bed. I will forget about the Coke. I got him home and I got to bed.

And all I wanted was this fucking Coca-Cola. All right, I want you know, I opened Door Day. I'm like, I'm like, guys, everybody's selling for $3. And I got that's fucking outrageous. And they're like, delivery, $15. Like, I can't do it. I can't do it. I thought about doing like a neighborhood text.

You got to do it. I thought about a neighborhood text. But remember, I live with adults. Like, text the neighborhood. Like a new. Do you have a Coke? Shut up, dude. No.

I didn't do it. I realized. How is it different than it was like, a neighbor, do you have some flour? I'm thinking, you know. This morning we woke up and realized we had no milk. I texted the neighbor on my cake. We borrowed some milk.

She's like, yeah, I met her in the backyard. She poured me some milk or whatever. But imagine that at like, what was it? That's a true suburban. 39. 5. 9 the, problem is, again, like, you know, it's all,

we live in like a family neighborhood now, like real parents, you know what I mean? And I've been to the person who poured milk that I knew they would have milk, of course. I've been to their house and our kids play together, but I've also had their beverages. I'm like, they ain't got no coke in the sauce. They don't know.

They don't know what I mean? They're trying to make these kids healthy and shit Any Coke heads around? So you didn't do the door dashing? No, I talked myself out of man. Barrett's been witness to me getting three Uber Ead orders at night. In one night.

It's never a meal. It's always from fucking CVS and 7-Eleven Safeway. Here's a bag of cheese It's with some jump-sick ice cream and a couple of coaxeers. You can't pay for convenience. And like, we live blocks away from several convenience

quarter sports. Whatever wants to make you happy. Yeah, if you can't tell what side I'm going to be on for the gaming capitalism discussion. You could walk two minutes and save like $15 on delivery. Okay, well, who's going to level up two times in the video game then? Upgrade 88. Is everyone kind of funny insane? What is that? What is that? That reminds me, like, I, we order food, I would say, fairly frequently at home a couple times a week. And every once in a while we'll get that late night. And that's when, you know, options are dying. You're looking at the, it's like the ghost kitchens where you're like, I'm not sure about this. Or it's a bunch of fast food. And like convincing G to get fast food, very difficult, right? For good reason. Ghost kitchen is like, cool, I get it.

But, uh, big dick chicken. Exactly. Like what are you doing? Like, like, any general images. Yeah. Maybe like two months ago, she was like down bad. She was like, I need something. She was like, you brought me home a Takedo from 7-11 one time.

No. And it changed my life. And I was like, that's good. She's never had 7-Eleven food ever. Oh, wow. Because she's an adult. It was always an adult, right? So I brought her, I was eating it.

And then I gave her something. She's like, dude, this is really good. I'm like, I'm telling you. I'm telling you. She's like, I want that. I'm like, all right, I guess we can see if 7-Eleven's on DoorDash. Oh, yeah. We started adding it.

And she was just like, oh, they have a whole bunch of stuff. Oh, man. We started adding, like, all of their little things. And I'm just laughing in the back of my mind. I'm like, she doesn't know what she's fucking getting. It came sushi. And it's presented in a way that it didn't look like the worst food ever. It was like, oh, this looks...

Dude, honestly, like, the biggest turn off to 7-Eleven food is seeing it in the 7-Eleven. So if you can just eliminate that and the food shows up, she ate it, had a great time, had a bad time the next day. But then maybe a month later, we happened to be in a 7-Eleven. She saw how the food was. So the rollers. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's never been more bad at me. She's like, why she let us do that?

She's just fucking slightly roared. They always get stuck in the thing they're supposed to be turning, and they're just not. For me, it was, yeah, we went up north, way up north. This is years ago now. I forget if we might not, I think Jen might have been pregnant. It might be those images of us apple picking or whatever pumpkin patching, whatever, stupid suburban thing we were out doing. But it was, we stopped at a 7-Eleven to get like a power rate or whatever, and she stayed in the car and to stay cool.

And I was in there. And in the thing, I'm just waiting a lot, this giant line and this like, not filthy, but dirty 7-Eleven. And just here, do-da-da-da-do-d-d-d-d- And all the top. And I don't know if it's a raccoon or squirrels or just rats running around the top of it. I was just like, I'm just getting the power out of Uber. Yeah. There's the thing everybody at this table right now. I'm gonna put out a motion.

That we're turning this into a kind of funny podcast. Can we save the topic for a different day? And can we because we're five- We're riding, we're riding, we're rolling. We'll just put all the game scouts. People fucking understand. Y'all get out vote me if this is a bad idea. But you're a great idea.

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Talk about that later for now. Timi, what do you want to bring to the table? So I went to Gia's friend's house, her friend from middle school for the first time ever on this weekend. And as I was there, they're like, they just got a new house.

So I was like, you know, we're checking out all the new cool things. And like, it was a really dope house. Like it's one of those like incredibly like old school San Francisco houses that have just been here forever. So it has like a bunch of weird things and secrets and stuff.

And like they're, they don't have a backyard. Instead, it's like this like... What do you mean secrets? Just like, there's always like, what's that room for? Or like, like, why is the hallway weirdly shaped? Like, there's just like weird things about the buildings. It's the type that could have gone really viral with all those posts of like,

what is this little room for? And then somebody puts like a Dark Souls enemy and like a treasure or whatever. A lot of that type of stuff. And instead of a backyard, it's like the size of a backyard, but it's all like, there's like cobblestones. And there's like a lot of like weird fountains and things. It's like, this is so bizarre, but apparently the former owner of the house has been there for like a hundred years and like just died recently. But there's like a lot of history that this person has in the house because he's been there forever.

So like he'll just have like his history of like his golf accomplishments or like fishing accomplishments just like ingrained into the wall. And so we're just like learning a lot about this guy's history. But in this backyard, he's like a last of us level. It kind of is. And like we're just like going through like we're doing the tour of a house. And it was like, you know, normally. tour of someone's new house. They're going to make this our office and like this, whatever.

But this was more just like we're finding out about this dude's life, right? You just need silence and room noise and just like, huh, looks like this guy was a golfer. Straight up. Not bad. So we're discovering the story together. And this like backyard area, um, there's like a whole bunch of just different plaques explaining things. And like apparently like the floor, the cobblestone was from like the original Powell Street,

uh, down in, and, and, downtown. And like they transported the stones from downtown. I don't know what Powell Street. Just like just, you know where Metriot is? Yeah. Just that area. Like, there's like one of the main streets there. When the roads were cobblestone and then they were switching over and they took the cobblestone and put them

in this house. Yeah. Back when we had the horse carriages. Yeah. Exactly. 100%. Um, so like they just, the floor is that. And then there was like, um, just some of the wall pieces. They have like, like actual statues like parts of the statues? No, I didn't. I probably. Well, I took one. But, uh, we'll get to that a second. But, um, I don't like the sound of that. There's all these statues And it was like Oh, this is from Sutro Park back in the day

And like these things are from Ocean Beach Like there's just like a lot of like San Francisco history I'm like this is bizarre but cool Right And we're going through the house And as I'm walking down the stairs There's like a window And like I'm taller than everyone else that was

Like Gia is Gia sized And Gia's friend was also Gia size Yeah And so they're just like walking I need to kind of duck Because it's a weird San Francisco house That has like just weird ass things That like are not up to Cota

whatever. And I look out the like, there's like a window in front of me. And Barrett, can you bring up the picture of what I saw? Yeah. Yeah. Hell yes. If you're an audio, if you're an audio listener, it is a squirrel staring back at him. But it's not the squirrels randomly there. He's sitting in a cat bed outside of the window staring like, what the fuck are you doing in my house? And so I'm like, what the fuck? This shit's crazy. And I brought this up on interview a little yesterday. I think you were on, right? Yeah. And so Tom on this goddamn thing. But things get weirder, right? So I'm learning all the lore about this house of this guy that, that used to be alive, and he's no longer alive. And I'm seeing this thing looking at me. Something's off about it.

First off, it's in a cat bed. They don't have a cat. Wait, is it fake? It's real. Oh, okay. Is it taxiderm? Okay, okay. Okay. It's a dead squirrel that she's fucking staring at me. And I'm like this shit. It's fucking weird. How long did it take for you to realize that it was fake or like not alive? Well, I saw it. It definitely was one of those things where I go, oh, you know what I mean? It spooked me. It was scary to look into the eyes of this thing. And then I was like, wait, why isn't it moving? This is weird. Gia has like a phobia of like rats and little rodents. So like, I was like, oh shit, I don't want her to see this. It's like, it's going to cause a problem. But then I reacted in such a visceral way that she's like, oh, fuck, like, what, what do you react to? And I'm like, don't worry about it. And then she saw it. She didn't like it. She's like, wait, why is it not moving?

I was like, what the fuck? What was the first thought? Because, dude, look at this thing. It's just posed. Like, what's happening? Why is it in a cabbattle? You registered all the information except that it's a dead score.

You thought it was the most attentive, like, if I don't move. Yeah, that's what I thought. I thought it was like a defense mechanism. So I thought that that was weird. But then I was like, oh, man, this guy's story so deep. Like, he played golf. He went fishing. He has all the San Francisco stuff.

And I guess he either had a lot of. cat or didn't, but here's a dead squirrel. I'm gonna really, Tim, it doesn't sound that deep. It just sounds like he had a couple hobbies. Really love San Francisco. There was like, there was a more story telling shit.

This reminds me of me and Mike at the Coheed Gambria concert. Am I going, oh man, Tim, I'll tell you what, you know, we were watching the show. There's two cute girls down there and they're dancing a little bit. I'm like, I hope they stand up and they start like dancing and it'll be my opportunity to go talk to him. This girl

stands up, she finally starts dancing, and then I stood up, and I was kind of like rocking out too, and then like, well, that's the end of the story. And Tim was like, so the story is there was a girl. And he stood up in front of the entire office. We were all sitting down. So the story is a woman was around you.

Yeah, well, anyways, then I find out that this taxidermy squirrel is not part of this old man's lore. What? Like, this is she his friend. She just has this time. She chose to put this in her house. Oh. Oh. And I'm like, I got questions here. I didn't ask them, though, because I didn't want to know the answers. See, you know you just fucked up

the story just like they did. Yeah. I mean, that's a snow like Mike ending right there. Yeah. You asked no questions about why there's a taxidermy squirrel. There was a lot going on, Greg. I just, again, I didn't want to know the answer. You know, I want to be able to trust this girl. And how could you not trust? Taxidermy squirrels, man, that's fucking weird. Eh. I mean, it's fucking weird.

This is one of those things. Every once in a while, we say things on the show that I'm like, oh, man, if it gets back to the person. I don't want them to feel bad that I'm talking shit. This is one of those times I'm telling you right now that's fucking weird. Okay? I'm not going to say your name, but if you listen to this, it's fucking weird that you have a taxidary squirrel in a cat bed and you don't have a cat.

The cat bed situation makes it weird. If it's just on the shelf, you know, it's just decoration. It's on the shelf. Yeah. Have the G asked the question. Yeah. Maybe next time. Okay. Yeah. My podcast.

That's a So what did you did you and Gia like what break away from the group to have the conversation about this? Were you alone in the hallway? Because I feel like if you if me in general are getting a tour in Andy's house and Andy has a stuff thing and we're walking together through and then we stop and we go. Oh yeah, you saw Tony? It was a it was a housewarming party. So there was like a lot of people. So it was like we weren't the only people getting the tour.

But real quick before you say it before I forget this. I do have something else that's also incredibly embarrassing that I need to say about this point. party. You, embarrassing for you. Oh, yeah. You fucked up.

I fucked up. I fucked up real bad. All right. Like, it was, I was trying to make the situation better, but I just, I,

I misread it, okay? Okay. When we first walked in, I didn't know anybody. So everyone's kind of introducing themselves to me. A couple of them were at my wedding, but like,

I didn't meet them there. Like, because it was Gia's friends and there's a lot of people there. So whatever I did. So they are way more familiar with me than I am with them. So I don't know who knew me, who didn't, whatever.

I'm just kind of, you know, So I'm going to introduce myself to everyone. They're saying their names or whatever. And this girl comes up to me, very bubbly. And she just goes, tallie. Like a tall person? I didn't know how to take it.

I was like, I'm through it. Does she hear. Heaven called tall people tallies? And I was like, I assumed that she saw me. And she's like, that's a tall person. You're tall. So I'm going to call you tall. And I forgot what I said.

But it was like in the vein of thank you. Okay. Or just something. It just, it hit me in a way that was like, I don't know how to react to this. You know what I mean? And I kind of locked away.

And then I heard her introduce herself to someone else. Her name is Tully. Like Tully. Oh, no. Damn. Idiot. You fucking idiot.

Wait, so did she actually just walk out to you and say Tully? She did. She did. So it's on her. Yeah. That's a weird introduction. It's on her. She didn't say my name is.

She just said Tali, like introducing yourself. But the same way, you'd be like, Andy. You know what I mean? Yeah, I guess I always go hi, Andy. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah. Back to back to back.

When you go up to somebody and just say a name or a nickname or something, you assume that like they're addressing you not introducing themselves kind of thing, you know? So she walked up to you and just said Tully? You didn't go like, hey, I'm Tim. And then she said, Tully. No, but like I had just said to someone else I'm Tim. And she was right there. She was right.

Maybe you missed the high before that or the hello. You were just so focused on the Tali. It just caught me off And I started getting all self-conscious Where I'm just like, I don't think of myself As tall like that Shorty Yeah

It's just like the bare minimum of tall Where it's like I get uncomfortable when people call me tall Because I know tall people You know what I mean? A little bit shorter than me Yeah, but that little bit of shorter It's just like I feel like six three

And above, then you're tall You can bring attention to the word tall Being associated with you Yeah, you know Lanza calls me tall and I'm like No, you're just really short That's like everybody's tall to you I feel that yeah

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No that's fine it's fine let me just export as a quick PNG Quick little PNGX-B. I like that. That's high quality right there. Yeah, yeah, you know, do that. And then you're all sad. Yeah, well, yeah, make sure you command shift alt S. No, no, don't worry about it. He'll figure it out.

That's too much work. I mean, I've PNG'd it. He PNG did it. Yeah, but sometimes the PNGs have come out real massive, you know. Yeah, but don't worry about. Okay, hold on. So, hold on. No, we'll learn together. So you want me to control what now?

Command Shift Alt-Lt S. I got an alt on this thing? Or something. Option. Yeah. Command option. Shift S. Okay. Safe for web. Safe for web. There we go. JPEG. Yep. There we go, buddy boy. Make your time. No. Oh, no. Tim, you don't do that to me. I didn't mean to. Fuck. I really didn't mean to, Roger. So we're still calling it the games cast. I should leave the published information. I'll do V2. Yeah. There you go. For a while. This is going on the games cast feed so all the games cast people can know what they're missing out on on the cable. Oh, man. Aren't she jealous?

What was really? It was more shocking when I saw someone in the chat go, oh man, a bunch of people left. And then somebody else go, I haven't listened to a kind of funny podcast because they left the comic shop. What was really funny was, as soon as Tim made that proclamation, I saw him start typing a whole bunch or like texting a whole bunch. And in my mind, that was him texting a sponsor apologizing.

That was my own head candy. Like, I'm sorry we're doing this. I have some stuff to get off my chest. I got to talk about the squirrel. I need to refill my coffee. No, are you really going to have more water? That's not refilling your coffee, Tim. You can't refer to it like that, Tim.

He really does it like that. So that's how he gets his water drop the deck. He really doesn't like that. Oh, no, it's all good. It's all good. I'm not sure what that is. You got a cool package? I don't think so.

Go over there and open up. Come back. Right now on camera. That's what they send like a credit card in sometimes. Do you order a new credit card? No. It feels like a video game manual. Go open it off camera. Don't bring you.

I don't want you a docs to your address here. Everybody, this is a big deal. Andy got a FedEx. embell. Thank God this is a kind of funny podcast. Otherwise, what would we do? I know. We didn't know this is happening. I really, it's one of those. Here's my problem. Is Tim is such a great partner. You know what I mean? We've launched the business. The business is far beyond anything we ever would have imagined Roger. But when he was on Games Daily with me and mentioned he didn't know what it was and I pitched him what the Gamescast topic was,

I knew immediately he wasn't into it. Yeah, I knew. I knew. Immediately he's like, this is krypton. This is few crypticine. I don't want to do it or whatever. And so for him to limp along as long as he did, but then on the show, be like, okay. I was like, I knew, I knew you weren't into it. I knew you weren't into the topic when I vision.

That is disgusting. That is so disgusting. You're leading into it now. No, go, get the score out of here. Go back to that show. It's so nightly in the desk. Oh, he does fit great there. Yeah, that's, I'm sorry.

That really does look like an arm of bomber now. That is fucking disgusting. Wait, are you saying that I'm not into the capitalism topic? Yeah. Oh, I am. I told you what I... No, you bullshit. I know you like the back of my hand. When I pitched to you on the show,

Givesdale, you were like, hmm. And I was like, oh, no. He doesn't like it. He doesn't like it. No, dude, I love it. Are you rude for as long as it? That topic, when we do it, it's going to piss people off. That's going to get the people talking.

Those comments are going to be fucking going. I am all about it. I'm glad we pivoted too because someone, people in the chat also clocks this as well. It's like, we need the person on the show for this topic who is so susceptible to all of it, which is one. know like Mike Howard. Yeah, that's a good point. Because everything

would be S rank for him. Everything. Except for one, and that's going to be interesting. It's like, oh shit, I don't like this version. Yeah, it's going to be a weird sort of like call out. But, I mean, Mike is the person who will spend two hours in a brand new game. And yeah, I dropped 15 bucks. And those will be the only two hours that he spent in

the game. It was dangerous for Joey and I. When we got in on Tuesday and we were doing New World Eternal. We streamed it after you guys did the sponsor stream, whatever. And it was that thing of like, man, I want to look cool, but I got nothing to look cool. And I was like, in the shop and I'm like, do I want to spend $20?

No, I don't know. I need to be committed to the game. I'm not doing this yet. But it was a slippery slope. But we're giving away that topic. We should stop. And so we should just keep talking about stuff here. Let me tell you, Ben, diarrhea yesterday.

Oh, man. I didn't, I didn't necessarily want to ask for an update. But like yesterday, you dramatically stepped up at like, I don't know. Dramatically. It was pretty dramatic. Was it not, Roger? I don't think he was in the room. I don't think I was talking to my friend.

your glorious hair. You had your little bag. I've never seen you hold that bag in my life, but you had this fucking bag and you step up and you're like, yo, Ben's poopie. And you just like rush out. Ben's poopie. I don't think I said it like that. But it wasn't not like that. There was an exasperation. You know what I mean? It's very hard to do all the things we need to do in review season. And on top of that, and then there's a million things going on here. The Xbox, we had a grueling day yesterday. Great day. You know what I mean? Of the Xbox reaction, Xbox Gamescast into Games Daily. I then I had a big call.

Then I finally got out. He got my emails done. Then I thought I was going to get to play a video game. Then, of course, I get the text that's like, yo, Ben had another diarrhea here at school. He has had two today. You know, the loose stool, as they call it. You know, I'll spell it.

Diarrhea? No. Autocrat carries me every fucking time. Hit me. D-I-A-R-H-E-A. Diarria. How do you spell impetus? I-M-P-E-T-U-S.

Good man. Andy Cortes. I'm fucking really good. You're on today. We don't have to spell check it. Don't worry about it. Yeah, you guys are just appalling. I could see somebody write diarrhea

exactly the way that you wrote it, but I'm hopeful that they wrote it the right way, too. You know what I mean? Oh, wait, did they miss, wait. No, they wrote exactly the way you said it. So I was using that as like the spell check. Gotcha, got you got you. So cool, Greg, just so you're aware,

we've changed the headline again. Oh shit. All right, there's the new headline. I like Barrett's. This was supposed to be a gamescast, dash, kind of funny podcast. That's good. Anyway, so you get the first,

message from school in the early. I'm so sorry. The early morning. Cool. Greg. Stadded back there. He's like got a new headline. Like we're just throwing shit out.

He's working there. Flatters and shit. Him and Nick are doing something. Like fucking Greg. We changed the. Again, because we've already changed it once. I just see him stand and like trying to take the information. I'm like, I don't know what I need to do with that right now.

We're up there this sheet. We'll tell you about it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. So I got the text in the morning. I was like, hey, by the way. Ben had a, you know, loose poop here, right? He got it in the toilet.

Everything's fine. Don't get him wrong. He's not shooting his pants here, right? He's in middle of, he'll do that in college like I did. And so, like, if it happens again, we'd want to send him home, and then it's got to be 24 hours. There's like, there is a bug going around in one of the other classrooms.

So, you know, it's just a little stomach thing. So like, okay, cool. And then afternoon, I get the one, hey, happened again. He's still in great spirits. He's, you know, so I go over there. He's laughing. He thinks it's funny. He went and got him.

You know, I pick him up. He's in a, great mood, super bubbly, super happy, telling me about his day, this, that's the other. I was like, hey, do you, do you want to go home or can we go to the grocery store? He's like, I want to go home. Like, okay, you know, stay close to a toilet if that's actually what's happening. I don't want to put it in his head that he's sick or it's a big deal,

you know what I mean? So we went home, we're watching shows, and I made him dinner and everything, totally fun. Everything's normal. At one point, we're done eating, we're hanging out, but it's not exactly bath time. And he's like, all right, I'm going to go get whatever from my room or where. I'm like, all right, buddy. And then I heard him clanking around in there a little bit longer. I'm like, what's going on there?

He's like, I peed. And like, in his potty, in his little potty. He did it all by himself, pants off, pants on, he did his whole thing. He's like, hey, great job. We come back to, thank you, everybody. Thank you, Ryan of Pulasat home. We come back, we get back on the couch. And then he's two seconds in, he's like, you know what I think I have to poop.

Like, okay. So we walk in, I set up his little potty in the big potty. And he gets up there. And I am the classic, I don't know, not, I don't want to gender it and say a classic father. But I feel like in parents, there's one who's always like, oh my God, this is happening and I'm always like, it can't be that bad, right? I'm the, I'm always the, it can't be that bad guy, right? And so there's been plenty of times where Jen's like, he's got loose stool.

He's like, all right. Stop saying. Yeah. What do you want me to call it? Just call it what it is. He's just, call it loose stool. Like, you enunciated so long. That's what it is.

He's got the loose stool. Anyway, I think I prefer loose stool over diarrhea. Yeah. I feel like we've had a couple different situations. And I say this is a man who shits a lot and shit's weird. We've had a couple different situations where we've, you know, boy who cried wolf to diarrhea before. Right?

Where I'm like, it came, I'm like, yeah, it was like, it was like loose. This was such a great idea of a pivot. Was it Saturday? We don't even know what day it is. We're like, but it was. I would not have described it as diarrhea in the past. Yes. And let me tell you, this kid sat down on this toilet.

And I was like, that is diarrhea. All right. his fucking splashback, horrible sounds. He's asking me to flush the toilet because it smells like, you do it. This is your problem, man. He's gripped it on to the sides. Again, he never gave off any indication of being in pain or anything,

but he's just fucking going. And I was like, God damn. I'm trying to play, cool. Of course, of course. I was like, this is a big deal. Dude, it's horrified. I need to tell you all something. the marathon stream.

I need to tell you guys something. The next day after this party that I went to. Episodic story telling. He let me do a whole commercial break in there. He's back from the season two of the squirrel house. So we get back, we get back from the party that night,

and we're hungry, and we ordered some Thai food from this place that we often get Thai food. And we ordered, Gio ordered for me, and she got the same, like the... Are you not mentioning because you're worried

about doxing? Yeah, yeah. I'm not really, but now I am. But I got this this pad tie which I... Or pets to you

that I often get and like, you know, you get to choose your spice level and it's like the five levels and I'm normally a level four guy. Like I don't ever want to get

the spices. I have nothing to prove but I like things spicy. I didn't know you were like that. Yeah, I mean, I didn't think about Volcano Curry. What do you get?

The second to highest spice level. I'm not gonna get the hot. Yo, he's a spice guy. That's what I learned about it. Oh. He's a spice guy. He loves the... What's your favorite hot sauce? What would you go with?

What's your daily driver? Or just like, what do you put on everything? You put you put... Havnero? Hold on. I like hot. I like Spice. It sounded like Roger was trying to get Tim to impress me.

Tell them your hot sauce. I just don't want to fuck up brands because... This guy loves it. Tell them how much how you eat. I don't know... I don't have a like hot sauce that I'm like loyal to. But I have ones that I don't fuck with. I don't fuck with.

and I don't fuck with um Franks Chalula I really don't like Chalula I don't like Chalula I'm a basketball rules I like Tabesco

I think too Vinegrary whereas yeah you can't put too much on it Yeah chalooly you can just bathe There's a sauce There's a taste of it that I

It's just not my favorite Just like the ice here But um so I get this and So we put a pot pie Ness to the Chaloola bat I always get the second to highest spice level And that normally treats me Where I want to be

Which is like Oh it hurts a little bit but I like it. You know what I mean? Because if you go too far, you just ruined your meal. Something happened, even though I've always ordered

the same exact thing. She literally did the order again. So it's not like she did anything wrong. The food gets here and I started eating like, oh my God, I'm dying. Like it felt like on scale of one to five, it was like a eight.

I was like, so it hit a point. I'm like, I can't even finish eating this. Like it sucks. It's kind of ruining it. Like I'm not even hungry anymore because it's like burning me from the inside.

Go about my life. Sleep. Next day we go out. We grab lunch. and it was totally fine, but I'm still feeling a little bit like, oh, this isn't great. Where's the dead squirrel on the story?

We left him at home. He's somewhere else. We're not going to get a close-up on that thread. As we were driving, we drove pretty far to go to some new restaurant. A lot of details of the story that you don't need to know. I like it, though, no.

It's like we always want people to paint a picture when they write in. Exactly. There's a new, not new, but there's an app called Belli, B-E-L-I, I think it is, where you get to like, anytime you go to a new restaurant,

you describe what you got and you rate it. And then you compare it to other restaurants you've been to. And it kind of just gives you this list of every restaurant you've been to. And like, do you like it more or less than this other one? And you can then look at the list and be like that. Restaurants in a letterbox. It's letterbox. But for restaurants.

And Gia is now like a freaking hyper influencer or whatever the hell you call. Like she's like in the top 2% of the Bay area. They're just saying they're stealing my idea. Yeah. No, no, they're stealing my data. Oh, I think you said my idea. I was like, what a novel concept, right? Like, it's single restaurant.

I had it all prototypes. This is the game you've been working on. But, but yeah, so she's, she's super, super into this. But it's funny because, like, I see it. She didn't admit it for a while. But, like, she'd keep trying to push me to go to new restaurants. I love that. Instead of just going to the normal place we go, I'm like, why are you trying to make me go to a different city right now?

Yeah. Instead of just freaking go, just like, my belly, my belly. And I'm like, stop saying that. Just stop it. My belly. I might have to lose it. A loose stool. So we drive pretty damn far.

Robert Losha. We're out near the Tampran, near where the BJs, the infamous BJs we just did last week's KF podcast about. Have we done a belly for a BJs? She did. She did. Everywhere she goes. Can I find her belly profile? I'm sure you can. I'm sure you can.

I'm sure you can. I'm sure you can. No. No, Andy. This is wife. So we eat at this restaurant out there, some new cage. spot. It was pretty good. And it was right next to where the Best Buy used used to be. And I tell her, you

know, you guys know me, I love Best Buy's. And I bring it up, I was like, oh man, it was the Best Buy I was here. Can I belly belly? No belly. Belly has respect for itself. Only food and drink establishments. But I'm like, man, I wish the Best Buy was still here. And I kind of just said it to push her buttons. You know what I mean? And she just goes, Tim, like, every time we come here, you bring up this fucking Best Buy and I'm like, I'm going to

do it for the rest of my life. I miss it. You have to. And we just kind of go back and forth. Just teasing each. other shit about me and I'm like hey we gotta go is there anything you need from Best Buy we should go whatever relationship and so I had like I came up with the idea I was like on the drive home without saying anything I'm just gonna drive to the other best buy I was gonna pull the parking lot she's gonna get upset and I'll be like I'm just fuck with you I'm just fucking with it right and I know it's not the funniest thing guys but you

know what you gotta find joy some out oh yeah yeah yeah Lans and I have so many of those bits I have a dumb bit where every single time when we're in New York in Long Island there's Garfield Street. Yeah. And I just, I drive past it. And I always stop in the middle of this intersection.

I'm like, man, I'm so hungry. Like, I could just really go for like, something like some meaty or something. And she like gets all, all excited, even though we just ate. She's like, oh, man, I'm so much. She realizes the Garfield Street. It's a dumb.

It's a dumb bit, but it works. I love it. You just, you need to find that stuff. So, um, I was going to do that. In my mind, I started, I start doing the Greg Miller whys.

You know what you mean? I'm just like, this is the funniest thing ever for me and be alone. what a great Sunday this is. And maybe five minutes into the drive towards this Best Buy, I got a rumbly in my tummy. And I was like, oh no,

the Thai food is fighting back. And y'all, we've talked about this many times on the kind of funny podcast. I've never shit my pants. Yep. And all of a sudden, the fear hits me where I'm like,

I think I'm going to shit my pants and I think we're going to have a new KF podcast topic at some point. You're like, I'll stop a games cat. Tell the world this story. The fear starts growing within me.

The pain starts growing within me. And it hit a point where G called me out was just like, what is wrong with you? Are you okay? Like you're talking weird. And I was like,

I gotta be honest with you. I gotta be careful. I think I'm gonna shit my pants. And she was like, excuse me. How dare you? I was like, I was gonna drive

to the best buy. But I gotta go home. I can't go with the bed. And she's just like, I want you to know. Fuck Tim. I was gonna do a joke on you And I went too far But I fucking gotta go

And she's just like, what the fuck? She started to get upset about it. A lot of information to like to take it. So we start driving and I'm talking about it. Like while exasperate, like the best buy. Exactly. But it hit a point that I was like, like Hey, you can keep talking to me but I can't talk to you anymore.

Like this is really, really bad. And I want everyone to know, I've made it. everything was okay. Oh, good. Everything was okay. But it got, it was the closest I've ever been. And I was convinced, I was like, this is going to end very, very poorly. Yeah.

And Tim looks up. He's like, Greg flush. At a third point, she was like, Tim, I want you know I would still love you, but like, it really would change things. Like, if you sat here in this car and shot yourself. Really? Well, she was like, I would tell everybody. Like, you know, that's fair.

Like, I deserve that, you know. Wait, really? you think you deserve that. No. If I shit myself? Yeah. Yeah. 100%.

Now, would you have gotten home quicker without the Best Buy bit? Yes. And were you thinking about alternate ways to get, like, were you just like, oh, I got to go home? Or like, hey, I'm stopping at a McDonald's and I'm blowing up their bathroom. Are you like...

Roger, I'm telling you, it hit a point that I actually considered pulling on the side of the road, just shitting on the street. Jesus. And you know, know me guys. That's not a Tim move. No. You got any towels in the trunk? Anything like that? Damn. So you're investigating

We had a couple wet wipes for the dogs. Oh, okay. That's fine. You can do that. Jesus fucking Christ. Oh, no. I've set up. I turned over all my information on my dad. I'm like, I'm gonna hurry. Yeah, I do whatever. I never sink my contacts. We're like,

it'll be my quickest way to Gio. Let's call. My belly? Yeah, I'm belly now, yeah. Oh, okay. So this I find, like, rank, her, Gia's rank on belly is number. And this, I don't think is that it doesn't sound impressive. 1,510.

That's our entire app. Top 2,000, sure. Of the entire app, sure. How many people are on? Who knows? But the places she's checked into, the number she's been to, 763 restaurants.

She's checked in. Is she doing backlog? She wants to try 56. Okay. She's, her current streak is 10 weeks. Yeah. So she takes it really seriously.

Oh, no. Look at this. Uh-oh. She went to O's Day bar, old Oakland gave it a 5.2 out of 10. Whoa, point two. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, that was during the heat wave. That was before we saw Hans Zimmer.

It was during the heat wave, and we went in. Right before you saw him or like you, you like stop your life like pre-Hons Zimmer and then post-on-Zimmer. It was like 10 years ago. She would have given it an 8 had we already seen Hans Zimmer. Yeah, exactly. It was like three hours before. And so we were there and it was like the hottest fucking day of the year and Oakland was even hotter. Yeah, that's when I was in L.A. and I got back.

No, I was in Texas and I got back and Barrett was like, dude, it was 104 yesterday. Yeah. It was so hot in the house when I walked in at like 9 p.m. Yeah. No, it was that day that you came home that it was in like the hundreds in our neighborhood. It was fucking insane. It was so hot that it burst all of the, all the draft beers, all of the ice machines, all the things. Like, it fucked shit up.

So it's like, they only had like room temp, like every, all drinks. That feels like an unfair rating. Yeah. Because that's like an extreme situation. It is. But the way they handled it and like just the whole situation, it was like, no, no, nah. This shot would have been great, but a meteorite hit. Yeah.

Okay. So here's my first problem with Gia. Oh, right? I'll rank my out of my grievances here. She has a top 10 in San Francisco. Oh, you know, this is probably based on her scores. Hold on. I want to clarify this.

This isn't reviewing like for the place. Like, her reviews aren't public like, like, They're not meant to be like for other people to take it. It's her experience of like, she didn't give it a 5.2. She compared it to other things of if she likes it more or less than. And then it, it gives the score.

Does that make sense? No. No, it's like Tinder. It's like where, well, not Tinder. It's like,

it's like, it's like Tim's. Here, I'll start, I'll do it live. It's like when Kevin, when Kevin was no longer on in review and Greg, look at me.

Tim really fucked up the way we rank the movies in interview. Well, everybody raised your hands. All right, well, now there's two hands up, which means it's a 50-50 split, which means it wins. Like, what are you talking about? It's the same as it always worked. It's the majority of people. One's at 18. One's at six.

One's at two. So it's the highest number that the majority of the people agree on. This guy fucking sucks. It's simple math. It's simple fucking math. It just, when you try to, when you go to a place, it'll bring it up. Like, let's say we went to like the Taco Bell that's right there. So that Taco Bell comes up.

And it's like, you're like, cool. This Taco Bell or the Jazz. in a box and you have to choose which one you like better. And then it's like, there's Taco Bell or the Wendy's and you have to say which one would like better. The Taco Bell or the BJs. So this was said, after I rank 10 things, it'll then have this score because I'll move them around and do it.

I'm on the move, I'm on the move. I'm on the move. Can you go in individually and be like, hey, actually, I give this one 5.2, but I mean to give it a like an Aeta? Or is it just, hey, it's just swipe-ist. It's just swipe. All it is is like, do you like it? It was fine.

I didn't like it. Yeah. So she didn't give it a 5.2. Okay, it's like the Algo game. I like, I said, I've ranked two things. Umma, obviously shout out and square pie guys. Which do you like? And I said, more.

Yeah, exactly. But then you're at the point where it's like, I can't rank, you know, end game versus Wagner. Yeah. Because, you know. Also, yeah, you're going up against like a bars and then fancy restaurants probably, right? So it's like, that's inherently wrong. Well, yeah, exactly.

But then when you do it enough, it then kind of figures it out. And it kind of like, it's, like, it's, you know, TikTok does that often with, uh, little overlapped. and funny games where TikTok would be like, yeah, like this person or that person. This is like a game because then it's like now I'm doing my third one. It's like, do you like this or this? It's like an eye doctor.

Do you like wing wings or do you like square pie guys? Would you like wing wings? Will you like a little round? New owners. I mean, it's not the same thing about it. No. Well, you know what? It was really hard.

Like when Christians sold it, then you go in there. It's just not the same place anymore. Wings are still good. But I like square pie guy wings better. Bigger. Wiguer pie guys wings love them. Don't deliver more. I wish they were,

I wish they packed more of a punch. What? You want more heat? When I went to plug this guy, my mouth, I love hot stuff. I want fucking wings and Greg keeps holding me back. I said,

let's order them today. It's review season. I don't want to order wings. Yeah, no, you don't want to order wings. Except I ordered wings several times when I was in Austin for my flight.

Yeah, or for the wedding. Because I was in San Marcos, Texas, 30 minutes south of Austin. And immediately looked up, it was like, oh my God,

there's a plucker is really close by. I'm going to order it. I'm going to go pick it up. I got Pluckers twice when I was in Austin. And Tim, these fried pickles hit in such a way that I just could not even explain. Pluckers is still like the top tier best wing place I've ever eaten. My mouse is why I'm just thinking about it. It looks so good.

The only reason I know what Pluckers is because I managed the kind of funny account. I think you at one point followed Pluckers on the kind of funny account. So then I would just see it all the time on like, and I'd be like, what the fuck is this? Like, where is this? And I'd be like, oh, it's not here. Spicy lemon pepper. Looks so good. So, so freaking delicious.

So good. Look that fucking gross as. If I'm lying, I'm dying. Like apple juice. If I'm lying, I'm dying, while I'm ranking all these restaurants. No, you look like a fucking, what's your face from a secret invasion?

Amelia Clark. Put it on his head, so it's like George Lopez and the flashbacks. Yeah, I love that shit. That's fire us. So I'm doing the ranking, right? Text message starts popping off.

We have a babysitter with Ben today, right? So we can work and he's getting to run. And it's a friend of the nanny. It's part of it. We know her very well. Cool. Well, he's not school. I get a group text.

First one, we're leaving now because they're at the museum. He is farting a lot. He didn't go potty. He ate a cheese pizza. So we'll see how this story develops, everybody. Wow, that develops. I don't think I ever kicked to an ad in the show, right? So everybody, remember, of course, if you love this,

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of the supernatural island that you can't leave. You love playing RPGs alone? You can in New World Eternom or play cooperatively with your friends as you complete quests, get better gear, and level up. Greg played this at Summer Game Fest on PlayStation 5 and was caught off guard by how much he enjoyed it and how many hours he said he could see himself sinking into the final product. There's boss fights, cool enemies, crossplay, resource gathering, and crafting. So yeah, this sounds like a great game.

New World Eternum is available now on PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X-N-S and PC. I'll tell you already, I'm getting too involved with the belly app. Yeah. I do like it too much. But it does, really, this is some Sophie choice kind of shit. Because now it's like, I put Epic Steak on there. And it's like, well, which do you prefer? Epic Steak or Hookfish?

I'm like, God damn, these are two very different things, and it depends on the mood. Like I'm not just going to a steakhouse. Nick, hey, how you doing? Good, how are you guys doing? The games cast became a kind of funny podcast that Tim's discretion just happened. I didn't know we had that kind of power in this organization. Apparently, yeah, we can just say.

I think it was kind of cool because like Tim did it, right? Like, like, Greg, I feel like, you guys are doing his bits again. But like Tim did it. I was like, oh, wow. Like, damn, cool dad. Dad is just like being cool now. I didn't want to talk about Greg's stupid topic. That was a very mic move.

Yeah, it's a very mic move. Hey Nick, what's going on? There's also Andy Stamperfellow. What's up with this ghost energy drink? You're drinking right here in sour pink lemonade. Pink lemonade. Does it go with the pop pie? No, probably not.

You want to talk about pop pies, right? Don't you? You have a lot on Pop-Fi? You have a tight five? I used to go to Marie Callender's a lot. I remember Marie Caller is the home of the Pop-Pi came from? That's so good. You know they actually used to have Marie Caledars.

Really? Go in there and just order a pop-up. See, I don't know what Marie Caledars was. I thought it was like Jenny Craig. No, that's a weight loss? Me too. Wow. No, me too.

Yeah, Yeah. No, it's just a brand of food. They have restaurants. I think Marie Callender is not healthy at all. It's like a DiGrono having a restaurant. Like a co-cos or like an elevated denies. I would love Nick to do crowd work.

Wrong cue in the chat says same. You two together? You two together? Oh, man. Oh, man. I would. Are we playing some aliens after this? Yeah, we're playing some alien in isolation.

Cool. Yeah. All right. Mike's sick again. Yeah, sadly. Mike said, I hit him up today. I was like, Mike, how you doing? How you feeling, buddy?

He goes, Scarpino, I'm 50-50. I'm good. Which in my terms means I'm 90% die. I'm dying. I was like, you stay home, homie. We're fine. We're good. What's the executive order?

I'm putting that on here. Are we ordering lunch? What's happening? No, I'm just ranking things. There's a rank at F now that Gia loves it. I love it too. That is disgusting, Tim. What are we doing?

What? That's, that's, that's, this is a bit at this point. But here's the thing, it's not a bit because I've seen it get to this point. And I always thought he was putting Red Bull in his drink. Like, I thought that was just full on Red Bull. That's disgusting. It looks like apple juice. Do you know what he's doing?

Yeah, he just filled up his coffee with water. That's what I do all the time. You got to get every last bit. Do this too? You have to get every guy. You've got to know your ally, Tim. You have to know your ally. This is the man who microwave farmers on cheese.

That is true. I'm an innovator. Wait, they actually do sell chips like that. Yeah, I know. It's kind of an elevator. Now they have them. They got them at Starbucks. What?

They do. Cheese chips. Cheese chips. Cheese chips. Andy cheese chips. Kevin's back. Oh, man. We love you, Nick.

All right. Now I'm stretching. I'm going to go to Glenn Allen. What are some winks today for Christ's sake? Yes, please. No, we can't. Tim says it's all that. There is.

Baroneys of Glen Ellen. Toss that. I liked it. Okay. Did you have a profile picture, Craig? Yeah, I did me in the Ghostbusters car. I don't. I don't fuck with this.

I don't like this idea. Oh, I'm not here. They stole my idea and I'm mad. Yeah, I'm mad. I just thought, like, what is the utility of it? Because then you can remember places that you liked. I just write it down. Where?

Are you going to write it? No, I'm going to this place. I liked it. Thumb up, thumb down. Yeah. I don't have to put it on app and be like, it just be like, I don't like. Because it makes it, I mean, it's easy.

And then they recommend places that if you like these places, you might like these places. Okay, well, I like that part of it. And then it's like when you, you know, I'm hanging out with my good friends, Greg and Jen. And they're like, we just went to this restaurant. Y'all should try this restaurant. Then we put it on the want to go list.

You know what I mean? I know what you mean. And then we go and then she ranks it. And then it's a circle. It's a whole freaking thing. It's a whole thing. Greg, um, what, I don't know if I got your full thoughts on this Superman picture. Oh, him in crypto?

Yeah. Awesome picture. I wanted to call him Cosmo. That's fair enough. I think it's an awesome picture. I think it's really cool. I think it's a great continued tone setter for what James is trying to do with this Superman and the DCU. I do look at that and go, I mean, obviously, no one's shocking no one.

James Gunn is a smarter person than me and a smarter filmmaker than me. But I do look at that and go like, wow, this is going to be, this is going to be the comic books it appears in a movie, which have we seen, have we ever, that's a big word, but have we ever seen that done well? Because even the MCU is a version of the Marvel comics, but it's not one to one. Right? Like, they did things to make it feel more real and do these things. Like, you're about to have a fucking Kryptonian dog. Right? You know what I mean?

Yeah. I've always loved the idea of crypto. I think I have rarely outside of Joey Esposito, what up? Number one comic book writer, I're writing some crypto stuff that I loved. But, like, I think it's rare to see a thing where, like, crypto makes a lot of sense. But in a comic book, you're like, whatever. See, I grew up, actually, with the crypto cartoon. Yeah.

So that was, that was, like, my touchstones. So I wonder if there is, like, a younger, younger generation that does no crypto and like, not like loves him or anything, but it's like, oh, like, invested in. Yeah, or like, gets the idea. And also the, the, what was it, the animated movie or whatever they did? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm not, you're missing my point. I'm sorry. It's not that I'm like, who loves crypto? Crypto's great. I love crypto, but it's more in a live action world. How are you disconnecting the fact that there's a dog with superpowers that isn't just running amok? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is you just at the fortress of solitude all the time?

Do you feel like, the more they lean into, don't think about it too much? Like, the better it could be pulled out. We're just going. Yeah. Probably, I mean, again, that's my whole stick in what I've been saying from the jump of what it looks. If I was, with all the pieces we know that are on the board of, there's Guy Gardner, there's this, there's that, it seems like, it seems like,

I still think you're going to get a movie that is, whatever the main plot is, whatever the main thing he's doing, and then you're going to get basically a montage that Superman dropping in, saving the day with Guy Gardner, give him the wink, doing the thing, throwing the bone on the moon, flying over here, typing you already. Like this montage to show that like, this is how vast

art universe is. This is what Superman does. He's established. Heroes are everywhere. It's not a big deal. And then we're into the main plot with Lex and whatever we're on. That's kind of what I want that first trailer to be. It's to be like to focus on like, hey, this is how we're going to set the tone for this entire universe? People understand it. Because I think I'm just scared about that first trailer a little bit of like, oh, you can understand this or is it just going to be a lot of things. And we're like, oh, I don't know. Christmas. That's the word. Really? Trailer on Christmas. Oh, cool.

Yeah. I'm excited to do Superman. interview because I've never seen any of them. Oh, that's not true. I saw Superman returns. Okay. Well, yeah, we already did that. Yeah, we're not doing, this is, yeah, we're not doing DC-EU for this. I've never seen a Christopher Reeve. Yeah, me neither. We should got to do this. I mean, I guess this does make sense. But by the time we do it, I'd imagine we could do super slash man the Chris Reeves documentary. Oh, Chris Reeve documentary. Yeah. But I know ranking it, I guess doesn't make sense. It just be a fun episode, though. It's awesome thing to watch. Yeah, I'm excited to watch that for sure. I'm not going to

make it to the theater for it. They're doing a bunch of limited run, like one night only kind of thing, so it's like, whatever. But I'll eventually get to it. But yeah, I can't wait for this movie. I'm excited for that. Yeah. I'm excited. And the lanterns, we got the casting there. That's exciting. I mean, I'm excited for like an HBO, like, I mean, we already have that with the penguin, but like I want to, I love that, like, that cross-pollination.

That's not the right word. Is it? Cross-pollination? Yeah. Whatever, just the brands. I like the HBO and then we have the movies, and I love all that stuff. And I like that it's not a max thing. Yeah, I can't wait. You know, obviously, I believe. The synergy is... The synergy. Yeah.

Maybe what you're looking for. That's more of looking for. Excited to see this universe, this symbol, everything else. See the toys for sure. Stuck for that, you know. How many of those DC studio shirts again? Were you already looking at my... No, I just...

I thought you're tweeting about it. Oh, yeah, okay. I put everything in the cart, and then I was like, wait a second, as I looked at the bill, and I... I hadn't seen these. Yeah, James Gunn, I retweeted, or did I just respond to it? Yeah, I think you responded. James Gunn tweeted today, the new shop to DC link,

and they've got some creature, Commando shit, who the fuck cares? And then now just merch with the new, the old new DC logo on it and stuff. So I'm like, I want that hat. I want that cup. I want that shirt. No crew neck sweatshirt. So I won't be getting a hoodie one.

Creatures commando shit. I absolutely do not want. No? Yeah. What a weird one. Yeah. I was kind of excited for it and then I watched a trailer and I'm like, this is just suicide squad again. It's not out yet.

Why are they starting with it, man? Why? I don't trust the vision. I don't, though. It's a weird one where it's like I could, I'm not interested at all in that. I mean, is it a show or a movie? It's a show. I'll give it a shot because I want to know what's going on that universe,

but I'm not, like, I am not excited about that. I've been proven wrong by shows that I'm not excited for, but I wish it was we are starting with Superman. That's my only issue with it, because I think the trailer looked fine. It's James Gunn. I like him, his comedy. I trust in his vision overall.

But, like, if we're starting this whole new universe, like, it needs to be clean and it needs to be Superman. It's been a little too muddy right now because he's playing politics, right? He's doing the thing where he's like, oh, I had my hand in all. all of these things technically, and then he's like, oh, not really.

This is the actual... Definitely not the Joker. Yeah, yeah. But then also I did have a hand in the Joker. You know what I mean? Like, he keeps on saying that stuff. So, I mean, it's clearly Superman, but he can't really say that. But he says it, too.

I'm excited to see where it all goes. Yeah. I'm ranking on... I have the belly app. Are we friends that? Did you follow me? I did follow you. I also have to look for Peter Piper Pizza in South Cage,

Boulevard, and Far Texas. I went to Barone's Glenell and I nailed it. I would rank the Peter Piper in Fartexas over the Peter Piper in the County. Now, I'll tell you right now, this would be a great bit if your thing was just the Peter Piper's. You only ranked Peter Piper's. Waterburgers as well, the one in the Houston airport.

If you're going to do that toss in pluckers, too, and then, yeah, just keep it all over. Okay. I like this. Well, it's too late because I already put Balchino curry and the other one space I only ever eat at San Francisco, Marfuku ramen. What about the Walgreens? Can you add that? No, CVS.

CBS, my bad. Well, here's the thing. Well, the Safeway is the one that has reduced fat cheese its. Nobody else has reduced fat cheese. Why? That's also the Safeway that has the Pop-Tarch. that I like the banana bread pop tarts. You know what?

I was going to knock on your door last night, Barron, and go, this is a weird request. Can I have a Pop-Tart? Oh, you want to try them? Do you have a Coke? Because, like, anybody got Coke ready? Because this is the thing,

I love banana stuff. Yeah. And I saw them on the kitchen counter. I was like, ooh, that sounds pretty good. Anything that's banana flavor I'm in for. Nick looked at me yesterday because Nick is a fellow Pop-Tart

Banana head? Oh, okay. No, specifically the cinnamon brown sugar ones I think is the ones Of course delicious Yeah And he looked at me

I'm eating the Pop-Tard And he's like oh you got a cinnamon one or whatever I was like no banana bread He was like oh disgusting Ew fuck you Nick Yeah Wait is Nick a Pop-Tart connoisseur Or does he just like other people's snacks

No that's exactly what it is Roger like he If it's It's similar to Mike hanging out Where if it's somebody else's food Nick wants it. And when Mike is hanging out with you,

it's always what else could I be doing instead of what I'm doing right now. You know what I mean? So like when, when, we're just fucking playing alien isolation yesterday. And it goes, I want some lemon meringue pie. I was like, Nick, why are you fucking eating

one of the weirdest things on stream, first off? He's playing the game. You're playing the game. Who the fuck just asks for a slice of pie? I think I brought up like Oh yeah, give me some soup, yeah And then he calls for me to get it And then I get it for him

And then after the stream ends He runs over and gets another slice Because he was complaining that my slice That I gave him was too small Too small And also in between that, right? Before he got the lemon meringue pie He walks through my desk

He's just like, what are you eating right there? What are these nuts? What are these nuts? Because if it's somebody else's snack, it doesn't count Yeah, exactly And then I had all... Guys, Nick is a social creature All right?

He wants to be in the mix, He got to let him mix it up. I'm also so mad at him because I was messing with my monitor settings and then suddenly stuff started changing and I looked in his hands were underneath my monitor

also changing stuff because of how we're situated like I couldn't see him messing with the monitor button and I was like fucking Nick goddammit and I thought it was just like silly as hell but then he activated a monitor crosshair that pops up that pops up on my screen

and I can't get it off like I can't I go into this crosshair thing and I'm like Well, that box is checked for the green crosshair to stay in the middle of my screen. I can't uncheck it. It's just there forever now. So I'm probably got to, like, factory reset this goddamn monitor.

Because I'm so annoyed of them. A couple days ago, Jason Shrier was in the office. Hell yeah. And on the drive to work, it was me and my brother. And my brother was like, oh, who's the guest today? And I was like, oh, it's Jason Shrier. He is a legitimate journalist. He takes this stuff way more seriously than any of us do.

Like, he is a professional. and he goes, oh man, do I need to act different? I was like, no, but just don't act dumb. You know what I mean? Like, it's all good. You know, my brother. He takes things very seriously, so he was like, right. Mike probably heard you tell this in Cool, Gary,

because Mike was too scared to walk up to Jason Stride. I didn't say hi. The nicest guy. I got nervous that. I got nervous that. But anyways, I was telling my brother, I was like, yeah, it's so funny because he's Jason's right very seriously. He writes books, like real important books and all this stuff.

And, you know, it's mainly about video games. And we all are video game people here. And I was like, you know how like Nick is like the least video game person? You know how Nick is just like never fully understanding what's going on with everything? And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, yeah, like, as serious as Jason Schreier, the video game journalist is, Nick calls him the Shry guy. He hated. Which is just like, there's nothing funnier.

If you know Jason Shrier and you know Nick that like, why would you do that? Yeah. And it's just so funny. Because he doesn't know you that well anyway. My brother's cracking up. He thinks it's so fucking funny. But he's also just like, all right, I get the assignment for work today. Sure.

Just be cool. Keep to myself, whatever. Not what I said to him, but that's how my brother. He's like, I'll be safe. And I'll talk to anybody. Fucking hurt it. So we get in. And like, y'all are doing games daily out here.

Nick walks in. The first thing he looks up and sees Jason Shry and Greg on the TV in the office area doing games daily. And he just goes, hey, should I just go in there and give the Shry guy a dab? I walked into. I was the show and I was so confused. Because spoilers, he does. Or he even says that though. He looks up and he's like, oh, unprompted.

Ah, it's Shry guy. It's Shry guy. Yeah. So excited. So excited. And my brother starts cracking up because I think Greg thought that I was like exaggerating or joking. But the first guy, oh, the Shry guy.

Nick comes in and does it to Jason Shryor. Which I fucking love. It was like when I was hosting and I saw. saw Nick come in and I'm like, I know he, like, in passing, knows Jason, but doesn't know Jason. And then I saw him like, oh, he's beeline for Jason. Nick Scarvino, out of

all the guests we've had on this show, Nick was like, I gotta say how to Jason I hate him. Noted author. The Shry guy. Ladies, gentlemen, and NBs, that's another episode of the Kind of Funny podcast in the books. Thank you for riding along with us

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We talk about that every day. We're all about live talk shows. There's a million things going on, Gives, Daily Games cast. But most importantly for right now, another stream. That's right. Andy, Nick, and I imagine half a lemon meringue pie are going back into the stream room to play more alien isolation. I'm really excited for it. I also just, so you know, on this belly app,

I had to put in V-A-313 and over Squared Pie Guys. You know what I would love for Squabye? That's fair. I would love for Squer Pie guys to do a limited pizza where they make a V-A-3-13 pizza. Sure?

We could talk to them about that. Remember, we usually do the extra-life pizza. We could talk to them about doing that. We'd love for them. Because you want the sauce on top, right? I wanted them to steal their sauce, yeah. Oh, so you're just, okay, okay. Yeah.

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