Kinda Funny Gamescast: Video Game Podcast - Top 25 PS5 Games of ALL TIME - Kinda Funny Gamescast

Episode Date: September 30, 2026

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Starting point is 00:02:01 If you want to get our shows ad-free and our exclusive shows, go to patreon.com slash kind of funny. Yeah, what's up? Welcome to the Kind of Funny Gamescast for Wednesday, September 30th, 2026. I'm on your host, Blessing, Adioia Jr. joining me is the legend. Greg Miller. Hello, Blessing. How are you? I'm doing good. You're wearing your pumpkin sweatshirt. But we're not even in October yet. Come on now. Spooky season started September 1st, and here we are on the final day of spooky season month 1. So you got to celebrate. You got to be really.
Starting point is 00:02:38 ready to get ready. I'm curious how many months are in spooky season? Yeah, two, September, October. Okay, so we're not extending it into November? No, no, no, that's turkey season. Turkey season? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the month? What's December? What do you call that? Christmas? No, okay, not like a jolly season? Not the Jesus season? The problem is, of course, Christmas season is going to start in November. It's already started.
Starting point is 00:02:57 No, it's not starting. You go to Costco, I had two good weeks of October and Halloween stuff. Now it's all Christmas stuff. At Costco, really? They got the trees out, they got the lights out. That's because Costco is appealing to people with families. you know and like for that you gotta get started early because it's like how much work I mean that's what the holidays it feels everybody right
Starting point is 00:03:11 yeah but it's well because I'm like I'm not thinking about Christmas I've not seen one Christmas thing pop up you're not going to the store though I'm not going to Costco I'm going to stores I don't know if you're going to stores the Mexican store
Starting point is 00:03:24 the Mexican grocery store no they don't have Christmas stuff go to Target you'll see it go to Target you'll see it Target you'll see it Target yeah Target's accurate I don't like Target
Starting point is 00:03:34 no okay fair enough yeah I'll go to Safeway. But like, I feel like the last month is a safe way. They don't get that stuff up there. No, I mean, grocery stores again, they're turning quicker. They turn and burn quicker. The department stores, the big box stores, they're, they're doing a long haul planning here.
Starting point is 00:03:50 I don't like it. Okay, fair enough. I don't like it. Yeah, you should agree with me, though. Which part? That we shouldn't be doing Christmas. Oh, I 100% don't think. Because it's Halloween season.
Starting point is 00:03:59 Again, this is honestly the first year, I think, where I've really broken. where I'm just like, I thought we could win this war on Christmas and keep it contained. But the Christmas people keep trying to take more days. And so that's why this was the year. I was like, I'm going to go hard for Halloween in September. Do you think Halloween needs its own Mariah Carey? Yeah. That is a big problem.
Starting point is 00:04:20 Everybody knows when you throw on a Halloween playlist, woof. Yeah. You get Ghostbusters, you get Monster Mash. There's something that they always put in somebody's watching me by Michael Jackson. That one guy, you're like, I guess, I guess this is spooky enough. Like, we really do need. someone to make Taylor Swift needs to make a Halloween out. I need a Halloween song
Starting point is 00:04:37 that has me tearing up a little bit. Oh shit. I need like an emotional Halloween. Like something about how Halloween brings us together. There's not enough of that. Monster Match doesn't get me. No Monster Match doesn't. A thriller, thank you. Yes, yes. Thriller is on there as well. That's a good one too. Rockwell. I don't know what, oh, Rockwell's
Starting point is 00:04:54 the guy in the song. Somebody's watching me, yeah? Michael Jackson. Billy Elish could be our Mariah Carey. Huh. I like it. I could see that. I think she could make something. Or what if we brought back a Lord? Remember Yeah, whatever happened to Lord. I don't know. You couldn't get away from that song. No, you could. Not good on her if she was like, I just made a whole South Park episode.
Starting point is 00:05:11 I just made $9,000. No, that's not a lot of money. $900,000 million. $900,000. I like that. And I'm going to just walk away from it all. Just do this thing. I don't think you make a $900 billion off one song. I don't know anymore. Streaming. Who knows? I'm sure they make less money off. No, they make no money off streaming. It's awful out there. It's terrible for them. I feel bad for them. Enough about that, Greg. We're doing a shit list today. Of course, if you're watching live, you can be a part of the show by Super
Starting point is 00:05:34 chatting in over on YouTube.com slash kind of funny games. We couldn't do this without our producers over on patreon.com slash kind of funny. So thank you to Omega Buster, Delaney the Psalm twining, and Michael does evento. Snaven Snake, says Greg. Ryan Gosling has a Halloween album
Starting point is 00:05:49 under the band named Dead Man's Bones. No, he does not. I'm going to Spotify. I refuse to believe it. Dead Man's bones. Ryan Gosling. He's on too many side quests. I don't like it.
Starting point is 00:05:59 Good for him. No. Yeah. For now? Dead man. The only man that's allowed to be on that many side quests is Tom Hardy. Don't get me starting on Tom Hardy. Because he put out a rap album the other week.
Starting point is 00:06:12 It's pretty good. It's pretty good. Okay, I found Dead Man's Bones. I found a 2009 Dead Man's Bones album. This is a man who said Olivia Rodrigo. She would make a great album. She would do it, yeah, yeah. Been listening to a lot of the high-skinned musical to the series soundtrack.
Starting point is 00:06:25 Sure. Lately. Man, underrated. What's this? This is Dead Man's Bones. Dead Hearts. My body's a zombie for you. you, pa-paw-pawr,
Starting point is 00:06:36 young and tragic. This is going on the playlist. I'll get back to you on this. Okay. Oh, I want to hear the review. For now, let's begin with topic of the show. Tots, Tots, Tots, Tots, Tots, Tots, Tots, Tots, Tats, Tats. We haven't done one in a while.
Starting point is 00:06:48 We're doing a shit list. Oh, usually you and Tim. I'm excited to be here. Usually you and Tim, but it's going to be me and you because of the... Usually you and Tim. Usually, when I say you, you say me. It's been a long week. It's been a great week.
Starting point is 00:07:01 The lab brings something out in us. It really does. That plus... It's me just in turmoil with my eye. My eye's not getting any better. Yeah, yeah. But it's seriously... You said something earlier when we were...
Starting point is 00:07:12 Like, you couldn't see that? And I was like, I'm not going to fight on that. I can't see how that we know. I'm not seeing anything in the store. You don't see shit in the store, bless. That's where... Shitlist is where I go online. I find a top 10 list.
Starting point is 00:07:24 I bring it back to me and my co-host and we judge it for your amusement. Today's shit list is not a top 10 list. It is a top 25 list. The best PS5 games as written by Simon Cardi at IGN. It's me and you. And they updated this. They updated this. Because I feel like we just
Starting point is 00:07:41 did this. But then I actually went to that gamescast and it turns out, yeah, five months ago we did the top 25 PlayStation 5 games, but it was some other side. It wasn't IGN. That's so funny. I didn't realize we did it that recently. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's me and you because it's the PSI Love U, XOXO, Reunion Boys. That's the
Starting point is 00:07:57 boys. We're here to talk about this. Simon Cardi texted me this. Oh, here we go. He's already starting the defense fund. He sent me the link. What did he start backing out of now? Like, well, listen, it was a joint effort. It wasn't just me, this, that, and the other. He did just send me a, it's not even text me.
Starting point is 00:08:12 He's WhatsApping me because that's what they do over there. They use WhatsApp. He mess up with that. It's like, oh, I think it's an easier way for international people. My family uses one. Why is it easier? Because like international numbers, you know, long distance. You put the number in once.
Starting point is 00:08:28 You know what I mean? Yeah, but I think it's a combination. Are they still paying per text over there? I think so. I mean, I think at a certain point, there's a threshold, right? I don't know. At a certain point, it's like you can't be international texting people all the time. All right.
Starting point is 00:08:42 And it unifies us because you got some people on Android, some people on Apple, and then group texts get real weird. And then for some reason, every person over the age of 60 knows how to use WhatsApp more than their own texts. Is that true? My parents use WhatsApp like they invented the app. They know that thing in and out. They know WhatsApp better than I know WhatsApp. They're using certain features where I'm like, how did you even do this? I only know it from, yeah, international people.
Starting point is 00:09:11 And then when we go on trips, like Lucy uses it a lot, Cardi uses it a lot, Midler uses it a lot. Yeah. And so that's how I have to talk to them. I think this is more useful for, yeah, international stuff. I should just get on an iPhone, you know? No. Fair enough. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:25 We tried. So, yeah, Cardi messaged me on WhatsApp. The latest message he said was just be kind. to which I responded your time in this business is up. Respond back. Was IGN kind to Brian Altano? Do it. I almost
Starting point is 00:09:39 I was going to say you're next, but I was like, oh my God, it's probably a story. Well, how long has he been there? I don't remember. How many years is he have? Simon Cardi? Yeah. I imagine he's been there for like a decade. Yeah, so it's like really a 15 part. That's when you've got to start worrying. That's when IG starts polishing the gun. Yeah, I messaged him your time and this
Starting point is 00:09:57 business is up, and then I messaged him again and said I corrected myself and said you're, because that my original yore, I accidentally did the UR, your, so I corrected it, and then I said damn it. And he says, ha ha, don't point out any of my typos. I wrote this thing in half a day. And then he says, this one was basically just me.
Starting point is 00:10:13 I'll take full credit. Okay, good, good, good. No hiding. Ooh, that gets interesting. Does he have criteria? Is there criteria on the list? Here's the thing. When he first posted this list, he texted me and said, updated for the first time in 18 months. He then said, no bullshit this time. The first
Starting point is 00:10:29 time these games arrived on a Sony console, it had to be the PS5. No remasters, ports, backwards compatibility, or upgrades here. Remakes created for this generation, of course, are welcome. Okay, shit, okay. I'm sure I'm gonna fuck this up somewhere along. So he said
Starting point is 00:10:47 it has to arrive on PlayStation 5 first. Yes. First time. What if it's like a PlayStation 5 and PlayStation 4 game, but it's coming out the same time. That counts, yeah? I think that counts. The first time these games arrived on a Sony console, it had to be the PS5. So I think that's fine if it came out cross-consul. Okay. As long as it launched on the PS5. I like that.
Starting point is 00:11:02 I like that. I like that. Again, these are the top 25 best PlayStation 5 games as of 2026. This was updated on September 25th. See, this is where I'm already starting to trip up. Jet in the chat says, so no forbidden West. Was Horizon
Starting point is 00:11:18 Forbidden West a PlayStation 4 game? No. No. No. It came out both at the same time. And then the DLC was only on PS5? Is that the deal? Okay. It's a very confusing generation because there's not that many games. I mean, it's not just going to be exclusives, right? We're going to get third parties. I mean, That's why I'm interested.
Starting point is 00:11:34 And Cardi, a very smart person. Of course, he backs kind of funny. That's why. So it will be, how weird is he going to get? He's not going to get weird. Because I jumped into, I actually did homework. Oh. I came in, I sat down, like, I could just crank.
Starting point is 00:11:46 Just crank it. Just crank it. I can go to the bathroom. Crank it right now. Or I could not play a video game for review for, you know, 40 minutes instead, dig around and, like, make just a list of game. Okay, hit me. I just went, well, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:11:58 Because this is, like, this is, I went through the, PlayStation site that they had up, and then I was like, all right, what on my trophy list would I start putting out there, which obviously it doesn't count necessarily. But you get into, yeah, so are we shoe inning all the exclusives? And then this went up this week, right? This one up the 25th. So five days ago. Okay, so no Witcher remastered.
Starting point is 00:12:21 That would count, but it wouldn't be in there because you wouldn't know yet. Yeah. Okay. Control resonant. That's the first thing that pops to mind. Of like the new additions? Yeah. The new class.
Starting point is 00:12:30 I think Control Resonant for sure. I hope so. I've played an hour and a half with you, or two hours or whatever. I loved it. I mean, if I'm making my own list, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Control resonance is on it.
Starting point is 00:12:41 So let me go down my list then, okay? And I'll start talking about the exclusive stuff here. Astroot, is that on your list? Astrobat would be on my list. Yeah, goddamn right, kind of funny his number one game. Sorry, spoiler for your top 100. Ghost of Yote. I think, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:55 I don't think it would make my personal list, but I think it will make his list. I think the general list, Ghost of Yote makes it in. I agree with that. I think Ghost would probably... I don't know. Because Sushimu is not going to be there.
Starting point is 00:13:08 No, no. It's the one here. Yeah. So in a ghost of Yote, I think, a better game, but I think we look more fondly on Susha. My personal opinion. At least in the conversation we're having or whatever. Got to War Ragnarok.
Starting point is 00:13:20 Yeah. She went. Yeah. That's probably top five, if not top three. Okay. Marvel Spider-Man 2. Shoo-in. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:29 I don't like that, yeah. I mean, you know Actually, you know what, yeah, yeah It's on the top 25 list On the top 25 list, yeah My favorite Spider-Man is still Miles Morales. Marvel's Spider-Man, the first one.
Starting point is 00:13:42 But like, you're not going to put the first one on there And you have to put a Spider-Man on there. Can't do that, can't do that. Wolverine? No. And Helldivers 2 on here. Yeah, you put a Helldivers 2 on here. Yeah, death stranding 2.
Starting point is 00:13:56 Yes, it better be on here. You got to put it on there. Now, my own list starts deviating right away, right? What about mixtape? We're no longer doing first party stuff, but this is stuff that I was like on my list, yeah, that's going on there. So, IGN gave mixtape a 10, right?
Starting point is 00:14:10 I think so. Yeah, Simon did. Wait, no, Simon fucking gave it a 10. Mix tape's on this list. Better fucking be a... Mix tape is on this list. I'm a game of the year currently. I haven't thought much about it the other games I'm playing lately. I'll get there when I need to. Speaking of other games, 007 first light. Yes. Yes. Yes. For me, yes, for them?
Starting point is 00:14:25 For them, yes. But here's the thing. It's not... It's not the one It's not the immediate It's not on the list of immediate ones I jumped to for third party. I think Eldon Ring is on there before that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we had to
Starting point is 00:14:37 I think we had to name those before we're able to make space for double-up. Well, again, I was just going down my list. I'm sorry, I didn't know I was doing this stuff. I mean, I'll write it down. Baldur's Gate 3. That's going to be a shoe in. I think it will be, yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:49 If you're doing in, you said third party. You said Eldon Ring, you said Claire. I'm writing all these down, right, right, Claire. Yeah, I know, Clare. Obstier. Ballard's Gate 3 will be on there. Resident Evil Requiem
Starting point is 00:15:01 Mm Yes Yes What's the other Resident Evil Village That was a PS5 game right Yeah don't do this though Don't do that
Starting point is 00:15:12 No Requiem is way better than Village Yeah I'll say yeah Because what else is there See it's the weird thing though Because I like 007 for a slight More than I like Resident Evil Requiem But I feel like Resident Evil Requiem Is
Starting point is 00:15:23 More It's more popular for more gamers Than 007 Than 007? We have 25 slots to work with. Yeah, but I don't think that's a lot. We're like six years in the PS5. True.
Starting point is 00:15:38 Which do you think has a higher chance of being there, Resoniable Requiem or 007? I think Requiem. I'll say 007. Really? I do, yeah. But I think they're both on the list. Has there been?
Starting point is 00:15:52 I kind of fucked this up a lot. Yeah. So, like you said, there was Village. Resident Evil 2 remake. That was PS4. Reson Evil 4 remake That was this one Does that count?
Starting point is 00:16:06 Yes It's a new game It's a new remake I think that's on there before I don't think you're gonna put Two Reson evils on this list Yeah that's right Resonable 4 has a strong argument
Starting point is 00:16:15 I could see that On there above record But his thing was no bullshit Is what he said right? Yeah I don't think that's bullshit Is it? How many times we've got to keep
Starting point is 00:16:24 fucking playing Resident Evil 4 I agree with you But I think the world agrees with him If he puts Resonel 4 on there all right you know it's the
Starting point is 00:16:33 I agree with you that I don't think you put two Resident Evil's on there and I agree with you that Cardi is what I like to call a bottom of the barrel so it probably is with you
Starting point is 00:16:41 and went Resonable 4 yeah I agree I don't like that one bit I put this on there we know it won't people let's just say Diablo four come on it
Starting point is 00:16:49 we love you Diablo we love you I'm gonna asterisk it I don't think it's out there plus it doesn't co-sign this one I'm just saying I would like to say I had Witcher 3 remastered on here
Starting point is 00:17:00 but I obviously no because of what we just talked about. Yeah. Again, this is a me pick. I'd put Hellas Us on there, but I don't know. That's not a chance. Not a chance.
Starting point is 00:17:06 I think you have to have like a couple of picks on there that are like, okay, like those picks where you go, oh, I wouldn't have expected that one. He'll do something British. He'll do something British like. Indiana Jones. Thank goodness you're here.
Starting point is 00:17:16 Thank goodness you're here. Really good British comedy game. I think, is Hades 2 on PlayStation yet? It sure is. Yeah. Because if we're talking. Yeah, it is, right? If we're talking about it.
Starting point is 00:17:28 But how does that work, though? Uh-huh. What was the one you said before? right before you said right before I said thank goodness you here you said some other thing oh I said what did I say? Chad what did he say? Indiana Jones I said Indiana Jones Indiana Jones so here's my question with the no
Starting point is 00:17:45 bullshit shit yeah that came to PlayStation later does that count the first time I would then say Hades 2 also came to PlayStation later right? Here's the thing he says the first time these games arrived on a Sony console it had to be the PS5 on a Sony console which actually we're just We're just eliminating. Forza Horizon 6 is going to be on the list. I'm having major deja vu.
Starting point is 00:18:07 Oh, not six. Sorry, five. Fourth of Horizon 5 is going to be on the list. And it should be. Okay. Yeah, great game. This is one I'll put out there again. It's a Greg thing.
Starting point is 00:18:18 I don't even know if it would make my top 25. Okay. But it probably would. But I don't know for sure. Monster Hunter Wild. Okay. I forget what IG rated it. I know it kind of feels like it came and went.
Starting point is 00:18:28 But we all had a fun couple weeks with that. Yeah. The other one I hear. Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth. What was that? Oh, no, you don't need to show this. Final Fantasy Rebirth. Oh, that needs to be on the list. That needs to be... Because that was exclusive as well.
Starting point is 00:18:43 And I'm sorry, I'm sorry. That's the second. It was remake, right? Remake. And then it's rebirth. Yeah. And now it's Returnal. Revelations. Oh, Returnal. Or Soros. Another one where I think you only have one. I think returnal.
Starting point is 00:18:58 You think so? I think returnal had more impact than Soros. Is it because of Rahul, you think? Yeah. I don't want to say it. You hate to see it. You hate to see it. Hold on F-S-7 Rebirth.
Starting point is 00:19:08 I'm writing that down. Thank you. I appreciate that. And then, yeah, I think returnals on there. Try to do some good work for you today. Ratchet and clank rift apart. Fuck yeah. Yeah?
Starting point is 00:19:16 I don't know. The only thing that sours it would be time passing. I don't know if you remember. That was kind of funny. Game of the Year. Yeah, but remember when we announced that and we all kind of groaned? We were like, oh. That's what it's working against you is that ration and clank, rift apart is a very fun, solid game.
Starting point is 00:19:32 That's a really great I'll make this one with you, okay? Yeah. If it isn't 25, it's not on the list. Okay. Ratchet clink ripped apart is a great, hey, number 25, we're starting here a tried and true workhorse of a game.
Starting point is 00:19:46 And if it ain't 25, it ain't on the list. And I'm not mad about it. I like that. I'm writing that. I wrote all that down. Ratchet, if it isn't 25, it's not on the list. Here's one I'll put out there. It definitely came to PlayStation later,
Starting point is 00:19:57 but you know my love for it. I think your love for it, too. Immortality. Oh, yeah, of course. I don't think it'll be there. won't be there, but I'll put it in the italics. Thank you very much. This is like our personal, the games
Starting point is 00:20:06 we'd love to see. Oh, that's a good title. Yeah. Also, do you see the numbers on our Witcher 3? Witcher cast? Yeah, I saw that. I saw that. I remember Tim laughed at us. He's like, you guys are idiots. You'll never make it in the States. Drag off this cigarette. He's like, no one will watch that shit for a month. Look at this idiot. He's over there
Starting point is 00:20:20 eating crow right now. Okay. My next, I suppose. Ballard's G8th. Alan Wake 2. Yes. The Brits love it. The journalists love it. People with taste love it like me. Did we already say Control Resident?
Starting point is 00:20:36 You did at the top of you, I don't know if you read them. I'm saying it again. Skate cats in the chat says Astrobat will be number one. I mean, here's the thing. It won't be. I wouldn't be mad at it. Yeah. I think Astrobat would be such a delight.
Starting point is 00:20:47 When we get there, have you read the, or you don't read the head? No. Read the intro. Okay. Because I want to know, you know, when I used to do this and hate doing it with Colin in the room, we would come in with very specific, like, we're doing this from this perspective. Like, here's what, you know what I mean, I wonder if they did that. what their view is.
Starting point is 00:21:03 All right. I put it on here, a personal one, not going to be on the list, but I put in the italics thank you section. Venba. Okay.
Starting point is 00:21:10 I love Venba so much. I love Venba as well. One, okay, another launch, or a game that launched exclusively on PS5. Okay. Death Loop.
Starting point is 00:21:21 Oh. No, no death loop. No? See, that's a ratchet one for me. Where it's like, time hasn't been kind to our perception of that game, even though we all adored it.
Starting point is 00:21:31 We all did. We all really, enjoyed it, yeah. But I don't think so, no. I think that's one if you were doing a top 30. Okay. He's hanging out with ratchet. Five spaces. It's that close.
Starting point is 00:21:42 This guy that close. What about Cana Bridge of Spirits? No, fucking way. This PS2 garbage. What? You like that game? No, I didn't. I thought it was... Well, I didn't hate it. Okay. But I was like, it reminds me of a modern PS2 game in good and bad ways. And it was one of those, like, I do not share the glowing, like, feelings you and Tim do for it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:22:00 So I like Canada. And I think, and I, I think, I, I think chat you get around the internet more than I do. I think the general gaming internet podcast culture is more with me. Like it was fine. I don't hear people like, I think people... I think people liked it a lot, but it's not like, people weren't being like, oh, this is my game of the year type of thing. I think people... I think it's like the solid eight out of ten across the board. Okay. Another one out there, blueprints.
Starting point is 00:22:25 Blueprints should be on there. Here's the thing. Yeah. Simon Carty's not that smart. You know what I mean? He's a big dummy like me So, you know, like he probably got confused in the first room He's like, he's a British journalist. They love shit like that. You know them. You know, video games journalists? I don't want to be whacking people with a sword.
Starting point is 00:22:42 I want to be using my brain. Yeah, that's true. That's true. The same brain that they invented beans on toast with. You know what I mean? Disgusting. It's gross. What do we want for breakfast? This looks like Diary on bread.
Starting point is 00:22:53 What if he had like sweet dough and put syrup on it? And they're like, no. Nothing better than some protein just starting. Hey, you see what's coming out of that chicken? What if you crack that over a frying pan? No, no, no, no, that's gross. What if we just boil everything? We joked, I'm still on my list here, of things I was just writing down.
Starting point is 00:23:11 Did we put Horizon Forbidden West on the list somewhere? Did we just talk it? I think we talked it out, but I think it should be on the list. It's another one where I feel like time hasn't been great to the perception of that game, but I think people are wrong. That game's great. I really enjoyed playing it, yeah, but it's, again, this has been, I think my... It has flaws.
Starting point is 00:23:29 My problem with the PlayStation 5 generation in many ways is that so many things that we've played on it have been sequels to other things. Where it's like the original makes an impact. And you play more of it. Yeah, that's good. Horizon 2 was so much better. Yo, I loved it. So much better. I had a lot of fun.
Starting point is 00:23:45 You know what I mean? Casey and chat speaking to me. Sackboy's a big adventure. Won't be on the list. No, no, no. But I love it. Oh, Seifu. A lot of people that kind of thing.
Starting point is 00:23:55 Again, that's another one where I feel like we kind of funny rides and dies for that game. Yeah. If we're, okay, to reach out into genres a little bit. Reach out into genres. Reach out to genres a little bit. Fighting games. I think either Tekkenate or Street Fighter should be on the list. It will probably be Street Fighter 6.
Starting point is 00:24:10 I'll throw out this wild card for you. Marvel Tokon Fighting Souls. No. PlayStation exclusive. PlayStation exclusive, but I don't think people are calling it better than Street Fighter 6. I think once you get into that, it becomes war on. So this is where it gets interesting. I guess not really.
Starting point is 00:24:24 Here's my thing. I'm climbing up on a soapbox and I know nothing about either game. Yeah. But I could see being a. IGN and I could see us being like we are talking to the very mainstream wide audience and again I would be like if I was building your ultimate library if I was getting you and your friends to come play video games
Starting point is 00:24:41 everybody knows the Avengers everybody knows Spider-Man why don't we start there though they will after this movie Cody Rose is going to bring the truth that's the thing is like if I'm compiling a list of 25 games these are 25 games you need to buy if you get a PlayStation 5 if I get to the final game section I 10 out of 10 times I'm going street fighter or Tekken or before I go
Starting point is 00:25:01 Marble Toke. Marvel To Island is like number three. It's like number three in that list. But I think the other two, especially Street Fighter. That said, similar to the fighting game thing, earlier we mentioned Ratchet.
Starting point is 00:25:12 I think that came to mind for me. It takes two. Because it takes two. I push higher than Ratchet as far as... That's a good one, which is better. But does the PlayStation
Starting point is 00:25:21 exclusivity of Ratchet make Ratchet make the list over something? I would think Ratchet gets the rub over it takes two. before what you're talking about and again how we're building this list and what Simon's justifications are.
Starting point is 00:25:34 I could see it being there. I also had on here Star Wars Jedi Survivor. Oh. Another game that I think we all go, oh, okay, yeah, we, you know, obviously fall in order. We're playing an amazing one as Cal Kestis and then more open world and yada yada yada yada.
Starting point is 00:25:49 See, that's one that I put into that Horizon thing that you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel it more for Survivor than I do for Horizon. Maybe that's just the first party part of it. You feel, oh, you feel like the... Like, I feel like Survivor will get forgotten on this list. Okay.
Starting point is 00:26:03 Or so than Horizon would get forgotten. I think Horizon being first party... See, I think Survivor has a better shot than Horizon. Really? I do. Okay. We'll see. We'll see.
Starting point is 00:26:14 Then I had Dead Space on here. Remember we had the Dead Space remake. Yeah. It was great. Dead Space is a great game. I don't know if that makes it. I don't... Again, this isn't me stumping.
Starting point is 00:26:24 This was just me going through my trophies and be like, oh, this could be in consideration. This could do it. Oh, I had one and I lost it. Hades 2. I don't know if you ever write down. Hades 2, yes. I'm going to write it down. I keep forgetting if it came out on PlayStation 5.
Starting point is 00:26:36 No, somebody in the chats said they had a platinum. Oh, okay, yeah. The Hades 2 should be on the list 100%. I lost it. Oh, dispatch. Oh, another good one. Yeah, put that down. See, I'm scared that it barely makes the list.
Starting point is 00:26:49 You think that's the 25? I think that could be the 25. It feels like a 24th. I feel like we have, there are so many bangers that is tough for me to imagine Dispatch makes it. Like Dispatch is a banger, don't get me wrong. Here's my thing, if, like, Horizon is making it and Dispatch isn't making it.
Starting point is 00:27:06 That offends me. Really? Yeah. They're such a different game. I know they are, and they're both great games. I'm not arguing that, but I think Dispatch being such a fresh idea in being so well done,
Starting point is 00:27:16 I would like that over the sequel to Horizon, if that makes sense. Sure. And I know I'm being very callous, and, you know, I loved it. I think I platinum, Forbidden West. So it's like, I'm not knocking it. I'm just saying when we start,
Starting point is 00:27:28 we have to start making tough decisions because I don't know how many are on our list right now but I'm sure it's... Oh yeah, we definitely have a lot. I've written... And then the last three
Starting point is 00:27:33 I had to shout out. We already said Returnal. I put Life History and True Colors which I don't think will be on that list but that's an Italian. I'll put that under games we'd love to see.
Starting point is 00:27:41 And then I also wrote down control, but I feel like control came later. Control one? Yeah, that's the Lepa game. And then we got Ultimate Edition Michael.
Starting point is 00:27:48 That was 2019. That was what I jotted down. All right. So the games that we have written down, I'm trying to number them, but Google Docs is being weird. Wow, sir. Wait, maybe I can get this to work. We'll just delete it, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:58 That's still being weird. Well, that's 25, actually, if I do the math. So the games I have written down. Oh, sorry, BMW, big old walk, big walk. That would make it in under this timeline. Everybody's creaming their jeans about it. I'm fucking murder. I'm thinking would I put it in my top 25 PlayStation 5 games.
Starting point is 00:28:19 I don't think I would. It would be my top 50. That's a tough one. That's fair. That's a tough one. That's fair. All right, the games we have written down on the first party side are Astrobot. Wait, Sky in the chat says if Hades 2 is on this list, I'm quitting gaming.
Starting point is 00:28:34 I think because of the first party aspect. I saw somebody earlier in chat say, why are we putting third party games on the list? And I'm like, I'm of the mind that for a top 25 PlayStation 5 games list, I want the best 25 games that I can buy for PlayStation 5. Yeah. That's just me. that's again like you know there's different ways to come at it but the idea here is i got for it's a horizon five you're making a list that when someone my thought would be you have someone who's getting a PlayStation 5 for christmas honica uh buying it for gta yeah i'm buying this i'm getting this and i got
Starting point is 00:29:11 it great what else can i play and you put it in best ps5 games i don't it's these are lists that never serve us the hardcore we listen to everything do everything except for to argue about. It's more for that person who just is getting into this. What are the 25 best games I get and that person does not care that it's also on Xbox Switch. Yeah, that's the thing. It's like Felix and Chat says, nah, bro, exclusives. That list is called the best 25 PlayStation exclusives if we're making that list. Because yeah, like I'm not gonna make a game. I'm not gonna make a list called the best 25 PlayStation 5 games in that number 16 comes sackboy's a big adventure. I'm lying. I'm lying. Like no, it's like I want to wait too before
Starting point is 00:29:48 you get sack boy. I love sack boy. Oh, Grant, Grand Tourismo 2, somebody called out there, not two. Grand Tourismos 7? Yeah, that was the most recent one? Yeah, that'd be a good one, actually. I'll write that down. But again, now we're getting into old school podcast beyond PlayStation, like, Dunham PlayStation team, where it's like, we have to have exclusives,
Starting point is 00:30:03 and we have to be representing genres. And I don't know if that's what Simon's doing here. Because I wouldn't put it on my list. I do, I mean, I wouldn't put it on my purse. I definitely put forts over. But if I'm going, you're buying a PlayStation 5, you're 25 of the best recommendations I can give to you for the PlayStation 5. I think GT7 for sure is a consideration
Starting point is 00:30:21 because it is something that is unique to the PS5 And so like To the exclusive thing, I think there's a balance I think exclusives get a bump As far as like, hey You should be getting these games for PlayStation 5 because you can only get these On PlayStation 5 but also like
Starting point is 00:30:36 Don't get a PlayStation 5 without getting Eldon Ring, Claire Obscere, Baudersgate 3 Resum 4 remake, Forts Verizon 5 Control like you need to get those games as well Those are part of the story of the PS5 Rabbit of Canter Cambernaug The Rabbit says Silk Song question mark Is that on PS5?
Starting point is 00:30:55 It's on everything, isn't it? It launched on just switched, didn't it? I played on Xbox Oh, never mind. Launch day, so it's ever, I mean, theoretically. It's on PS5? That's where I beat it. No, it's on everything.
Starting point is 00:31:05 Why did I think that was Switch exclusive? Oh yeah, then Silk Song will be on the list. I'll write that down. I want to get into it. I'm going to read through the game. Because we could just keep a Navy game. The games that I've written down here are Astrobot, God of a
Starting point is 00:31:20 Ragnor, and we've way exceeded 25. We're at 20... Oh, actually? Yeah, no, we're... What's 16 plus 11? That would be 27. Quickbath, thank you. So we have 27 games written down here
Starting point is 00:31:34 and not even counting the games we'd love to see. So the games we have written down. Astrobot, God of War Ragnarok, Spider-Man 2, Hell Divers 2, Deaths Training 2, Ghost of Yote, damn a lot of sequels. Final Fan 7 Rebirth, Returnal. Ratchet, if it isn't 25, then it's not on the list. Horizon for Bin West, Grand Tourismosso 7.
Starting point is 00:31:52 Then for third party stuff, we got mixtape, Eldon Ring, Claire Obscure, Baldur's Gate 3, Resinul 4, 00, 007 First Light, Forthor Horizon 5, Allen Wake 2, Control Resonet, Blueprints, Street Fighter 6, It Takes 2, Jedi Survivor, Hades 2, Dispatch, Silk Song. And then for games we'd love to see, we got Diablo 4, Hell is Us, Monster Under Wilds, Immortality, Venba, and Life is Strange, True Colors.
Starting point is 00:32:16 Some good games this generation. Some really good games this generation. And we're going to see what IGN thinks are the best games of this PS5 generations after a word from our sponsor. This episode's brought to you by ProtonVPN. Recently, more and more content I've been trying to watch has given me this content isn't available in your region message.
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Starting point is 00:33:31 Dude, the amount of times I've thought about just fucking suplex and Sky. Sky. You don't mean, get out of here. I don't even talk about Scott. I'm talking about who's the person. Oh, I lost you. Mad Rock said, to Bless and Greg even list 10 PS5 exclusives. For your information, we listed 11.
Starting point is 00:33:47 So one more than 10. I think that honestly, I think that was, Mad Rocks was really coming at PlayStation more than us. Oh. I want you to share it down. Redirect that hate to Sky. All right, Sky. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:33:58 Okay, Sky. Let's read some super chats real quick before we get into the list. JBC says for me it's either Returnal or Astrobat. Probably talking about that number one spot, yeah. What's number one spot for you? Oh, no. Oh, no. I haven't thought of it like that, right?
Starting point is 00:34:14 I mean, this year right now it's mixed tape, but I, 007's coming on hot and heavy. Oh, we didn't say Pragmata, which is one of my, Pragmata. I think double,
Starting point is 00:34:24 I said double, I think so much in the current. I'm always swimming forward. You know what I mean? To go back, my favorite game of the PlayStation 5 generation so far. Oh, I wish I had done my homework.
Starting point is 00:34:33 I mean, just look at the list I have on the thing. Because like, if I'm thinking for you, for you, I could, is hell there's two up there for you? Would that be your number one?
Starting point is 00:34:43 No, not my number one. It would be, it's on the, list. Goddmore, Ragnarok then. That is high. Yeah, you know how much I love Ragnar. God War? I mean, it's the thing where, like, I'm mixtape-pilled right now. So that's what's jumping off the page is, like, I'm going down the list you've
Starting point is 00:34:56 made. I mean, God, Allenway, too, what a fucking game. Control Reson, I think, has the shot. Oh, has a shot at it, you know what I mean? Dispatch is high my list. That's the thing where I'm like... See, the problem is your answer is Starfield. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Even if you were to, and I know, you're joking.
Starting point is 00:35:12 But I'm joking. Even if we just talk about games of this generation take it out, because I didn't play in a place you should survive. Starfield wouldn't be. You know what? What's up? When we do top 100 in just two weeks, less than technically. No way. And yeah. Oh, no. Yeah. When we do that and Starfield does
Starting point is 00:35:28 make the list because of how high I put it, you'll be happy that's not that high. You know what I mean? It's high. That's not that high. I don't even know what that means. I don't know. I don't know what that means in regards to you. I think number one is really hard because like there's... So are we guessing what's number one on the... Well, I'm just saying for
Starting point is 00:35:44 We will guess what's number one on theirs when we get close. But like, if I'm thinking my personal number one for this generation, on the PlayStation 5 side, I guess, oh, that's really hard, actually. That's really hard. Because I, as I scanned through, I loved Astrobot. Yeah. I loved Ragnar. Oh, Astrobat would.
Starting point is 00:36:03 Eldon Ring might be the answer, actually. A pure game. Eldon Ring might be the clear answer for me. Oh, we didn't say metaphor refantazio. I don't think it'll be on the list. Actually, it could be. It very well could be on their list. Metaphor is up there for me.
Starting point is 00:36:18 Yeah. Metaphor is super up there for me. We didn't say actual path traveler was zero either. I mean, I can put that under games. We'd love to see it. And as one of those, that would be, I mean, this generation, that's probably a top five. Returnal is high up there for me as well, actually. Returnal is definitely like a top three exclusive, this generation.
Starting point is 00:36:36 Yeah, but you got to stop, you start eliminating that. Stop, you know, the exclusive part of it. That's not how this list is built, right? we're saying. Sure, sure, sure. I understand what you're saying. Well, I'm just saying it in general. If we're saying IGN, what is I?
Starting point is 00:36:47 It's going to be between, one, I think they will give it to an exclusive. And that's my thing. Yeah. Are we overlooking Last of Us Part 1? No, they're not going to do. Okay, okay, you know what they did say remake? Yeah. And that came to everything.
Starting point is 00:37:00 Don't do that. Don't do that. Hey, Cardi, Cardi, don't do that. Okay, and so I like this one, do you think it is IGN's top 25, number one, exclusive or non-exclusive? I think they go exclusive, which I think is the cowardly way to go. But I think if they don't go exclusive, then the fans will riot. And I think it's...
Starting point is 00:37:21 I don't think it's exclusive. Really? I think it's... It's Eldon Ring. I think it's a toss-up between Eldon Ring and Clarebscare. Clarebskir. Which is the real conversation. I think Eldon Ring, Clarebscare, Balders Gate 3.
Starting point is 00:37:32 Oh, fucking Ballers Gate 3. Those are the top three. But I think they'll give it a God of War Ragg Rock. Because it's in that tier. Like, if we're doing the S-tier games, Those four are all S-tier games. But Ragnarok is an exclusive. So I guess the rub over it?
Starting point is 00:37:48 Interesting. No, it doesn't sound right to me. I don't think Cardi will do it that way. Yeah? Yeah. I think Baldur's Gate 3 Eldon Ring and Claire Obscure are all really strong choices. You don't think Ragnarok is a strong choice? No, but I'm saying for the...
Starting point is 00:38:03 It is a strong choice, yes. I think you get in your head about it and you start going, well, to understand Ragnarok you really should have played 2018. So am I recommending this game off the rip to someone? blah blah blah blah blah yeah I'm recommending that game I'm saying Clare obscure okay alright well let's wait
Starting point is 00:38:22 What are you you locking in the other ring? For number one Yeah Oh for them I'm gonna say God of War Ragnarok Okay yeah I think they're I think Cardi is gonna give it to God of War A couple more super chats real quick Jeff Bull Jr. says my burrito has too much rice in it Whoa I hate that
Starting point is 00:38:35 Kabob says Infinite Nicky PS5 console exclusive 9-010 at IGN Please I could see it for the variety Speaking of different kinds of gamers Sorry, Greg, women love games too, all right? Just because you're not one, doesn't mean that they shouldn't be represented on this list. Come on.
Starting point is 00:38:51 I'm with you guys. Is that a game for women? Input it Nikki, I don't even know which one that was. I assume a lot of, I assume, yeah, a lot of the audiences. It's like the dress-up game. Like the World game where you're like collecting clothes and dressing up characters and they have different abilities. It's kind of like it's Genshin Impact-y a little bit. See, I thought it was just one of those weird gooer free-to-play games.
Starting point is 00:39:09 Which Genshinxin impact could also be on the list. No. No? No. Simon is experimental and likes to make people talk, but he's not doing that. I mean, I don't, I don't think they're wrong if they do it. You think Genshin Impact is one of the 25 best PlayStation 5 games. Not me personally, but I could see anybody getting there.
Starting point is 00:39:30 It's one of the most played. Yeah, that's not the list. It's also a pretty well-made thing. I can see it. Simon, I won't be mad if you do it. Simon, I will be mad. You will never be allowed to stay in my house again. Jeff Bull Jr. writes in with another super chat says way too much rice. When will it end?
Starting point is 00:39:47 And then Gondros says, does Soros make it? Please, it's my game of the year for now. Rewind a little bit. We kind of already touched on that. Rewind. And then David O. Chart says, Kim Petras is the Mariah Carey of Halloween. Check out her album. Turn off the light. Okay. I'll add that to my list, too. Greg, are you ready to hop into I-chens list? Well, I got to add Kim Petrus to my list, but yeah. All right. I'm opening up the link, and you asked to read the first paragraph. So I'm going to read it. from Simon Cardi.
Starting point is 00:40:13 So, it just disappeared. Oh, it just disappeared. We got to figure out ads. Hold on, hold on. All right. So you're thinking about buying a PS5 for GTA6. Well, it turns out there are plenty of other great games to play on Sony's latest console
Starting point is 00:40:27 once you tear yourself away from the streets of Leonida. From sprawling RPGs to terrifying survival horror, they're just, you know, making it known that we're going to see. You know, Kim Petrus has got an album called Slut Pop and then Slut Pop Miami. Oh, you know, as I read out the word survival horror, my mind is like, okay, for sure we're going to see Resident Evil, but we didn't mention Silent Hill 2 remake. We didn't, now it's too late, it's gone, we left,
Starting point is 00:40:53 we were out of the station, we left it behind. Gaming has changed a lot since the days of memory cards and CRT, though, and we're in an era of cross-generational updates and remasters. So when we began our search for the very best PS5 games, we set ourselves one important rule. They had to be genuine PS5 games. The first time these games arrived on a Sony console, it had to be the PS5. No remasters, ports, backwards compatibility, or upgrades here.
Starting point is 00:41:18 Remakes created for this generation, of course, are welcome. Are you ready, Greg? I'm ready, bless. Coming in. At number 25, Ratching Clink. Whoa, no, it's Ghost of Yote. Oh! Ghost of Yote.
Starting point is 00:41:31 Yeah, I think you had to play it there. Ghost? Yeah. Well, this means ratchet's not there, though. By the rule I made up, remember? Yeah. Which, I'm not mad at. I think Ratch is cool.
Starting point is 00:41:41 I agree. I agree. And Astrobot kind of eats Ratchett's lunch. 100%. Yeah. That's why it's probably number one. Probably top five.
Starting point is 00:41:49 I think that if I'm doing my top five prediction, number one God of War Racken Rock. Two through four, I don't know in what order, but it's going to be Eldon Ring,
Starting point is 00:41:58 Claire Obscure, Balders Gate 3. Number five, Astrobat. Yeah. So I don't hate that. I already said Claire Obscure at number one. But the Eldon Ring thing makes me waver.
Starting point is 00:42:12 But I already said, I'll say Claireups here number one, Eldon Ring number two. Then, what was that the other? Balders Gate 3 at 3. Ragnarok 4. Top 3, no exclusives.
Starting point is 00:42:25 Astrobot 5. Wow. Wow. I like it. Number 24. Good for you. Go save you a tag. We got Greg proved me wrong here.
Starting point is 00:42:35 Oh! Number 24 is Marvel Tokon Fighting Souls. Twitch, I'll say, Street Fighter 6, better beyond this list. What did they describe? So you'll struggle to find a PS5 game with a more striking art style than Marvel Tocon Fighting Souls.
Starting point is 00:42:49 A Sony console exclusive the latest fighting game from Guilty Gear developer, Arc SystemWorks, is a tag team brawler starring Earth's mightiest heroes and villains that has the substance to match the style. Great story mode.
Starting point is 00:43:02 With a great story mode available for more casual comic book-loving fans, paired with an innovative competitive side, it quickly became one of the best fighting games on the PlayStation 5. I do like those story mode a lot. And it is one of the best fighting games on the PS5, and so I'm not mad at this.
Starting point is 00:43:15 But you're mad as Street Fighter isn't on the list. I'm mad as Street Fighter isn't on the list. This, at number 24, I think is totally valid. But Street Fighter better be on the list. I want to be Captain America. Look how cool he is. Could you teach me and I play him? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:29 I got you. At number 23, we got 007 First Light, which I think was a Greg Pool. Yeah. Wow. I would have thought it higher. I'm not mad. I'm happy it's here.
Starting point is 00:43:41 It's an honor to be included. on a top 25. Where you place doesn't really matter. Just like it's an honor to be included in the top 100. Would you give double someone for a slight? What did we give it? What do you give it in review? Chat, what did I get? We've reviewed too many games this year. It's a fucking blur. I would have
Starting point is 00:43:56 warned you were lower on this game. Oh, I thought I was like an 8-5 or 8-5 or a 9? Oh, okay, maybe you were. I was a 8? No, I was hired. I laid it at 9.5. I think you were in 8-flat. Really? But correct me from wrong chat. I gave it a 9.5.
Starting point is 00:44:11 was I on the review for this or was I think this might have been when I played later than you guys I think that might be confusing you I'm scrolling back through my stuff Cameron Kennedy says Greg hated the combat oh right I didn't like um when they forced me to yeah right right I was like monster closet the license to kill yeah yeah yeah yeah you're 100% right yeah hold on I'm back here here we go first light review
Starting point is 00:44:36 I love that this is how I do all my stuff now yeah people ask me and I have to just like roll back and like look up my own fucking Instagram of like, I don't remember. Oh, the Instagram clip out, that's nice. It's usually there. I don't know. I'm talking, I'm talking.
Starting point is 00:44:50 Like Roger doesn't clip me out that much. 8.5, I was right. I nailed it. Oh, 8.5. Oh, actually, you know what I'm sorry? Here I say I'm somewhere because I guess I hadn't beaten it yet. Oh, that's possible.
Starting point is 00:44:59 I'm 8 to 8 5. And I'm pretty sure on Gregway I went up to 8. 5. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hell yeah. Double 7 first light number 23.
Starting point is 00:45:07 It would be in my 25 list as well. And I didn't hate the combat, but that's where I was hung up on in the review. No, you hated the game. That was me. I'm terrible. I had one criticism. I'm awful.
Starting point is 00:45:14 And number 22, we got the blood of Don Walker. Oh, ho! Wow. Simon Carty, you motorboating, son of a bitch. That's what I like to see. I didn't know Simon was a taste habit. Oh, my God. I didn't even bring it up.
Starting point is 00:45:30 Yeah. I didn't even bring it up. You wouldn't have thought. Not even worth bringing it up. Whoa. Do I got to play this blood of Don Walker game? You do. But here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:45:38 You do. But I thought leading up to it, like, oh, man, open world RPG, I'm going to be a vampire. Fuck yeah. I was very much like, this is going to be a Greg Miller locked top five. Yeah. Instead, I think it's a locked top ten. Okay.
Starting point is 00:45:51 I love this game. I ride for this game. Let's play this game. Give me DLC for this game. Give me new game plus. Yeah, fuck yeah. I love you, Cohen. But I don't think it's like drop everything and go play.
Starting point is 00:46:01 Like, I think Control Resonant from that two hours, that's a drop everything. Except the things I would drop are my fucking job to go play other games. Yeah. So I can't drop these other games, but yeah. I will say so far, this is pretty 2026 heavy of a list, which I'm not mad at, but like it does, because like, I think the
Starting point is 00:46:19 argument for, hey, you pick up a PS5 today, what do you buy? Yeah. These are some of the games that you list, right? More the recent stuff. This is the problem with like the, oh, what about Ratchin? What about Stackboy's Big Adventure? It's like, well, yes, but as games get, as we get deeper into a generation,
Starting point is 00:46:35 we should be getting better and better games. And yeah, you could, you could, a recency bias. Okay, sure, but like, Don Walker's Awesome. 007 is awesome. These are fucking really great games that deserve to be on here, and I don't care that Dawn Walker's a month old. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:48 All right. Coming in, number 21, we got Hell Divers 2. Interesting. Okay. Yeah. I thought this would have been higher. I also thought. I think Hell Divers 2 is a good top, a 10.
Starting point is 00:46:59 I could see that. Number 10, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And number 20, we got Kingdom Come Deliverance 2. We should name that. Ah, fuck, we forgot about this. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:09 Yeah, you're right. You're right. That's not. That's on us. That's on us. If Mike was here, he could have done it because he panders to the audience. See, usually I do the thing where I ask how many misses do you think we're going to get? Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:47:20 So, like, let's say post-can-come-deliverance too. How many games are named that we didn't name in the preamble? I'm going to say there's two more games that we didn't even think of. I might help that to five. Okay, so let's do this. You say five, and I'll say, I think it's under five. Under five? Okay.
Starting point is 00:47:40 We're closest without going over? Oh, shit. I'll do three. Three? Okay, I'll say five. Okay. I like it. All right.
Starting point is 00:47:46 At number 19, we got Balatro. God damn. Here it fucking comes. Wait, yeah, do we say, do we not say Blatro? No, we didn't say Balatro. But, like, this is where, like, the PS5 part of it comes in. PS5 is the last place.
Starting point is 00:48:01 I'm playing Bellatro. Yeah. And I know that, like, for some people, PS5 is the only gaming platform they have, so I understand that, but it's like, is this game available on mobile yet? Yeah. Phones?
Starting point is 00:48:09 Yeah. Because it's like, dog, just play it on your phone. It's not even come there first. Play it on your PC. Play it on your handheld. Play it on your Switch. There's so many places to play. But if you're buying a PlayStation 5.
Starting point is 00:48:19 You're sitting in front of your fucking OLED TV in your living room to play Bellatro? Yeah. Grow up. Amazing game. It's weird that there's games that are like that, though. Yeah. And again, good job on Cardi shaking this list up and having Indies and big games and all, you know what I mean, and third party stuff on here. But there's games just like, really?
Starting point is 00:48:40 Yeah. You know your PlayStation? And you're not really? wrong. You're not wrong. It's like, Bilatro's fun everywhere. But it's like, you know, you buy that big old TV, you set up your whole living room, you got the mood lighting on, you got
Starting point is 00:48:52 the speakers, the, what do they call it? Surround sound. The surround sound speakers, and you sit down, you tab over to Balochro. Sound like my fucking grandfather's trying to, you got the, what they call them, speakers. Well, you got the Blachro soundtrack is playing through your subwoofers, got the bass going. Fucking boot up 007 for his light. Put that thing to use.
Starting point is 00:49:11 At number 18. we got lies of pee I'm a pho- fuck that's two already we didn't have on this fucking list I'm such a phony but also that's such a great poll wow yo Simon
Starting point is 00:49:22 hey you're cooking so far he knows game he knows ball you're cooking so far at number 17 we got Marvel Spider-Man 2 okay oh we named that one number 17
Starting point is 00:49:34 lower than I would have imagined for a spina yeah yeah yeah I would have thought not I mean I was the top 15. Yeah, honestly, 15 sounds right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:46 Now, C-Dway in chat says, actually, I'm trying to be better about not calling out people in chat that I disagree with. But whatever. He says, Eliza P is not top 25. Grow some taste. Damn.
Starting point is 00:49:56 Get your tasteblood checked. This guy's got one eye and he knows games better than you. Yeah, come on. At number 16, we got Returnal. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:06 And no sorrows then, for sure. This is a conversation we had earlier, but I think if you're getting a returnal at 16, which is a great placement for Housemark here on this one. I think that knocks Soros off. We'll see. Probably all because of Rahul.
Starting point is 00:50:18 Because of Rahul. And number 15, we got Onamusha Way of the 4. God damn. Is that three? We've missed four? Yeah. I don't know if I agree with this one. I can see it, actually.
Starting point is 00:50:29 I'm not mad at it. You were down on this one in reviews, right? I mean, I gave it like an 8 out of 10? Yeah, but everybody else is like super high on it now? I mean, a lot of people are super high on it. Yeah. I feel like the range is there. I feel like anywhere between a 8 to 10.
Starting point is 00:50:43 I can even see going as those as a 7.5. Okay. But I think everybody's like, oh yeah, this is a great game. And then some people are like, no. This is a life. This is amazing. At number 15 surprises me, though. Yeah, that seems high.
Starting point is 00:50:57 That seems high, in my opinion. But, again, I'm not mad at it. At number 14, we got Silent Hill 2. Ah, we missed that one too. Pam, how many have we missed now? That's a lot. We've missed a lot. I think three?
Starting point is 00:51:10 Four. We've already missed four. Well, are you counting? And that's post. That's had post deliverance how many. That's post deliverance. That's four. Because we missed Balacho.
Starting point is 00:51:18 We can't miss again. Balacho, Eliza P. Onomusha and Silent Hill, too. So we missed one more because I said five. Yeah. All right. Number 13. We got Star Wars Jedi Survivor.
Starting point is 00:51:29 Okay. Calcast this man. Give me another one. It's coming up. Lots of rumors are starting to squirrel based on nothing. But they're like, next year is our year. I'm like, let's go. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:51:39 I have multiple of his Lysaber and I still want to buy the one from Disney Well yeah multiple of his like they said they sent them Yeah Oh hell yeah Well that and then a fan gave me one What I've just in You never got the Disney ones
Starting point is 00:51:51 No because I already built one at Disney And then by the time they started doing it there But then we went this last time and Ben made his own Lightaber and I was like I could go buy it But I feel like they raised the price of these lightsabers I'm like I'm like here's the thing right Because somebody in chat It's funny there's people who are split on this list
Starting point is 00:52:05 Kaiju in chat says This list is pretty fire and then somebody earlier, I missed them, but they said, this list is weird. This list strikes me as a list made by one person. Good. Had personality. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:19 Like, this is such a, I asked one of my friends what their top 25 PlayStation 5 games are, and they just listed them. Like, this doesn't feel like it's by committee, which I do you fuck with. I don't need anybody else contributing when it's Simon Cardi. Also, it's smart because then they can just do it every day.
Starting point is 00:52:34 Yeah. Who's top 25 today? Yeah. All right. coming in at number 12 we got Alan Wake 2 Yeah I would have expected this one You wouldn't ever would
Starting point is 00:52:46 I would have I would have expected 12 even at a 12 placement Yeah I mean people love dude when Alan Wake 2 came out During those game of the year conversations I would have sworn it was Ellen Ring 2 Like people were talking about it like it was one of the greatest games ever made And I love Allen Wade too don't get me wrong But I was kind of just like guys
Starting point is 00:53:02 I don't know man it it hit But like it didn't hit for me like that Number? Come on now. I mean, yeah, I like the musical number, I guess. I like Control Resonant better. At number 11. I can't wait to play more.
Starting point is 00:53:15 We got Death Stranding 2 on the beach, baby. Oh, okay. Let's go. See, Death Strainning 2 on the beach, a great game that I really enjoyed. I feel like it would be in my... I guess it's honestly right. I was like, it's going to be above 10. I'm like, I was 11.
Starting point is 00:53:31 I can't really bitch about it, I guess. Yeah, that makes sense. I want to make the personal argument that I'd have it top five. No way. I love Death Stranding 2. Hell yeah. All right. But then I think of the competition and then I don't know.
Starting point is 00:53:43 That's the thing. It's top 10 for sure. Would you? Okay. Top 10 for me for sure. We've talked a lot about, you know, the Claire, Balders Gate, Eldon Ring thing, right? Yeah. Those are in your top five, your top five, right?
Starting point is 00:53:55 I mean, Elder Ring is in there. You know what? I would have Destrani 2 above Claire obscure for me. Wow. A man of taste. For me, per se. A man of taste. Balders Gate 3, I never beat.
Starting point is 00:54:04 So that's the problem is like, it's hard for me to live. list it because I play 30 hours but I never got past Act 1 because it's so long. But I feel like if I beat Ballersgate 3, it would easily be in that top 3. Top 3. Spot. Spot. Spot. Spot. Splot. Slot. Number 10. Metaphorie Fantasio.
Starting point is 00:54:23 Damn. We didn't have that on there. No, I did. You added it late. We already started. Oh, did we really? It was one of those like, oh, what about metaphor? Oh, I thought I had it. Oh, well, never mind then. Well, that's five. Wait, did I write it down? No, I wrote it down. It's in the dock. Yeah, no, you're cheating. Chat, when did I say metaphor?
Starting point is 00:54:40 I could have sworn I said metaphor. Again, you said it. Don't try to change when you said it. I don't remember. We had already launched away. The senior Lulabai says he said it before. Get out of here. I didn't type anything on the dock after we started.
Starting point is 00:54:53 All right, fine, maybe I'm wrong. Melissa said I said it in the 11th hour. I said it before. What did Sky say, though? So yeah, no, we're still up for. We're still good. In metaphor is top 10 for me, so I agree with that. Fair.
Starting point is 00:55:05 at number nine we got Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth Okay good good good now we're cooking I think we're smooth sailing here Yeah I think the rest of the ones are A wild one in here Yeah Number nine okay number nine
Starting point is 00:55:15 Could see it higher but also Maybe not Maybe this is accurate Yeah so I If I was to list my own thing I could see it landing right here I'm bummed out that I remember nothing From rebirth
Starting point is 00:55:28 Did you beat it? Yep No way Called Tim as soon as I beat I was like this is the first Final Fantasy I've ever rolled credits on This was great but I don't remember I mean I remember the combat being fun
Starting point is 00:55:37 Yeah but like the story didn't resonate with me To a point of like I still even played this Oh wait oh no I played remake I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I played remake and then Rebirth came and I was like on a different review And then I was just like I don't have a pull to go do this I don't I feel like to do it And especially now with the fucking third one coming up I got to go back and do
Starting point is 00:55:58 Remake Rebirth and then go into the next one You know I know I know it's tough Let's keep playing I'll play residence I got the demo on that. I'll max everybody out. Take it a game at a time. That'll be my Final Fantasy. At number eight, we got Hollow Night Silk Song.
Starting point is 00:56:13 Okay. The game that I'm realizing came out on PlayStation 5. There you go. Did that one make the cutoff or did we say that one after? We said that one. Okay. Let me double check. I'm pretty sure we said it.
Starting point is 00:56:23 Silk Song. Yeah, I've written down here. Okay, cool, cool, cool. At number seven, we got Resident Evil 4. Gah! I said this one. I know, but I want Requiem. But maybe we still get it.
Starting point is 00:56:34 No way. You don't think we get two 30s in the top 10. He's putting village in there, too. He's just like every Resident Evil. This is sponsored by Capcom. Number seven feels, it's Resident Evil 4, so what can I say about it? Great game, obviously.
Starting point is 00:56:49 I want to say 7 is too high, but I know the legacy of Residential 4, I feel like it's bigger than the game itself, where, like, Resigno 4 on PS2 and GameCube and stuff was so monumental of a release that even if you make a remake today, and like comparatively to other games it's like I don't know man
Starting point is 00:57:08 I feel like some of these other games are better than Resonon 4 it still holds that weight yeah it's tough to argue against at number six we got Astrobot I was so close oh oh so okay shit okay so then what are you miss
Starting point is 00:57:24 so we're talking about yeah well well yeah so it's okay so we know then we don't know but Eldon Ring Claire Baldurgate Ragnarok what's the fifth with the fifth PlayStation Mix tape. No way. Simon?
Starting point is 00:57:37 I'll kiss you on the mouth of mixed tape. I think it's mixed tape. I'm looking at, I'm looking at the tape written down. Simon? Because, like, could it be GT7? No. I don't think it's Horizon Fridden West. It's not going to be rationing and clank.
Starting point is 00:57:48 Dispatch? It takes two? No. No. Hey, I'm just going to, Diablo. Street Fighter 6. Dude, I think it might be mixtape. Demon Souls?
Starting point is 00:58:00 No. We didn't even see Dement. Now, no. You're going to put the top five Demon Souls and the end of the Elden Ring? Get out of here, you losers. All right? I think it's going to be mixtape. Oh, I hope it's fucking mixtape.
Starting point is 00:58:09 Coming in at number five, we got Haiti. Hades two. Oh, we didn't include Hades two in that. You're right. That's accurate, actually. I like this top five, actually in that case. Can't be mad. As long as there's no swears from here on out,
Starting point is 00:58:23 because that means that number four, we got. God of War. What? Okay, Greg got it then. I'm chasing it. Can it be Clare Obscure for number one? You're saying Clarebskir number one? That's what I said, yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:34 And then I felt unconfident about it, but it was too late. I said it. Now I'm adjusting. I'm going to say... We can't adjust. Well, I mean, now I have to. I'm going to say Eldon Ring number one. That's who...
Starting point is 00:58:45 Okay, whatever. I'm going to say Eldon Ring, Claire Obscure, Baldur's Gate. And you're saying Clear Obscate. Because I said it, and I'm not going to change my mind. Yeah. Even though I don't believe it anymore. I say number one, Claire Obscure, number two, Eldon Ring, number three, Ballagegate, three.
Starting point is 00:59:00 Okay. At number three, we got... Clear, Obscure, Expedition 33. Okay, then now it's Eldon. Now, so then number two, Baldersgate three and number one, Eldon Ring. I agree. At number two, we got Baldersgate three, meaning at number one, we got Eldon Ring. Yay.
Starting point is 00:59:20 How can you give a game a perfect 10, Simon Cardi? I don't even put on your top 25. Simon, you didn't have to acquiesce to these losers that would have roasted you. That's honestly what happened. Yeah. He gave mixtape a perfect 10, and then he saw all the scuttle butt on the internet about him, and he said, I won't kick that dog again. He's like, he's like, fuck you.
Starting point is 00:59:42 Why are you a coward, Simon Carty at IGN? I'm not even going to put it at number 25. Fucking, ten toes down. Where were you on this one? Simon, let me know what happened with mixed tape. Why'd you do that? I want to check my phone. He said, okay, he texted me at 1130, so like 45 minutes ago.
Starting point is 01:00:01 He said, I had to think more like a hive mind. So it's not to my taste 100%. Sorry. Sure. Sure. Well, I didn't go to Simon Cardi.com and get a 10 out of 10 for a mixtape. I went to IGN.com. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:13 Got a 10 out of 10 for that. Yeah. So we got to start thinking here, buddy. What do you think of this list overall? Do you think it's the shit or do you think it's shit? It's the shit. Yeah, for sure. Great games on here.
Starting point is 01:00:22 A lot of swerves, things we forgot about or didn't call out. Ornamushi being in there. Like, what, again, I know, oh, so many third parties on there. Is this a generation, I think, that's been defined by third parties and how great everybody's been doing, so you have to put them on here, and I think you look at that, you go, man, what a time for game?
Starting point is 01:00:37 What a year? What a time for gaming? I think a top 25 list for a platform, I should be able to look at the list and go, damn, exactly what you said. What a great, like, what a great selection of games that I can play on the list. And I can't believe the Blood of Dawn Walker made it.
Starting point is 01:00:48 It's crazy. No blueprints, but Blood of Dawn Walker. Simon, you're a god. No blue prints. But again, to the recommendation thing, I think Blood of Don Walker is more recommendable than blueprints. Even though Blueprints is a way better game than 99% of the games on this list.
Starting point is 01:01:02 Yeah, maybe 95. 90. Greg? Yes. I also think this list is the shit. Yay! Let us know in the comments below. What do you think of this list?
Starting point is 01:01:11 Do you like it? Do you love it? Do you hate it? Should mixtape have been on it. Until next time. I've been blessing. That's been Greg. That's been Mint ship.
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