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Episode Date: June 29, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Play high on Life 2 now on Xbox, PlayStation, and PC, with a demo newly available on all three platforms. Also, it is hitting Nintendo Switch to Wednesday, July 1st, and catch it on discount for the first time as part of the Steam Summer Sale. If you want to get our shows ad-free and our exclusive shows, go to patreon.com slash kind of funny. Today, we're bringing the return of a guest-hosted segment, CozyPurdy. Get ready for Game Showdown. Yo, what's up? Welcome to Game Showdown. I'm your host blessing Adioia Jr. I'm joined by three contestants representing three teams.
Starting point is 00:00:39 We got representing Team Orange, Greg Miller. Hello, everybody. All healed up from last week. Did we change your buzzer? We did, yeah. Oh, I see. Mike has the fixed buzzer. Also joining us for the very first time on this season of Game Showdown,
Starting point is 00:00:54 representing Team Purple. We have Mike Howard. Thank you, bless. Happy to be here. Happy to be making an appearance. Playing on kicking butt. Yeah? Today you're getting the win.
Starting point is 00:01:02 Yeah. I have a piece of the Triforce with inside. of me so I know that I have the power. Which one? It'll be great. Wisdom. Okay, good, good, good, good. You said any other right here, I'd have like, God damn it, Mike, you have no idea how relevant that is, but we'll get to that later. Also joining us, representing Team Blue and also possessing the
Starting point is 00:01:17 stars in the bank briefcase. It is Tim. Momong, Wogan, Gettys. I have the power. Very excited to be here. I think I'm going to win today. Wow. Yeah. Very excited to have you in your haircut. Thank you. Haircuts's looking great today. Thank you. Appreciate that. Shout to Tanya from Supercuts. That adds to Tanya. Of course, we're going to start off
Starting point is 00:01:33 this episode with a trivia question worth 10 points and the chance to start off strong contestants buzz in to answer. I didn't ask for this. It's an often misquoted version of a phrase turned meme from the original trailer of DASX Human Revolution.
Starting point is 00:01:49 What is the accurate wording of this line delivered by protagonist Adam Jensen? Greg Miller. I never asked for this. That is correct. Wow. Did you know that? I never asked for this. Wow, impressive. That is 10 points starting off game strong for Greg Miller. Remember this is Game Showdown, kind of funny's nerdy game show
Starting point is 00:02:09 where players compete to earn stars and become champion at the end of the season. Thank you our Patreon producers, Carl Jacobs, Omega Buster, Delaney the song, Twining, and Lacks Nomad. For now, let's play Round Robin. Greg keeps looking at me. I'm trying to ignore him, but he has to stop. Can't ignore it. Once that gaze locks eyes with you, you're just like, oh, crap, it's like some Medusa shit. The rules of Round Robin are simple. Round Robin is a pretty straightforward question and answer game about video games. However, today's Round Robin is a special edition.
Starting point is 00:02:50 I'd like to welcome to the show, the one and only, Cozy Bear. He's back. Thank you. Cozy, welcome. Sorry about the Crosstalk. It happens. Thank you once again, blessing. My name is Alexander Kizina, aka Cozy Bear.
Starting point is 00:03:04 And I love making games for the kind of funny crew to play. When I was last on the show in April, I hosted an entirely PlayStation-themed edition of CozyPretty, a Jeopardy-inspired trivia game that I handcrafted in Unity. And today, I've come equipped with another brand-new, supersized installment of CozyPretty, the first half of which is themed around a little company from Kyoto called Nintendo. Blessing. It is with the first set of categories that our contestants will be contending, with today. Yeah, so for Cozy Purdy
Starting point is 00:03:41 Pertie Nintendo edition. Your categories are SNES, aka Super Nintendo, Nintendo 64, one of my favorite consoles, the Nintendo GameCube, the Nintendo Wii, and the final category, the Nintendo Switch. Who could have seen that one
Starting point is 00:03:57 coming? Who could have thought? Posey. And yes, with that, we have arrived at the board. The rules for today's installment of Cozy Pardee are mostly the same as last time, with a few slight changes. Each team will take turns
Starting point is 00:04:12 selecting clues on the board and answering them, starting with Tim's team blue, then team orange, then purple, and then back around to blue. At the start of your turn, Barrett will spin the wheel. Barrett, that's her cue. There we go.
Starting point is 00:04:31 To determine where it is on the board that you can select your clue from. So for example, in this particular case, the wheel landed on 40s only, meaning that for Tim's first turn, he can only choose from those spots to start off with. If you get a clue right, you'll receive its point value, but if you get it wrong or don't answer in a timely manner,
Starting point is 00:04:51 the floor will open for the other teams to buzz in and guess the correct answer. Starting with today's episode, any team that answers a clue incorrectly will also now have the point value of said clue subtracted from their score. Love it. So you'll need to be extra careful
Starting point is 00:05:07 when choosing what you want to answer. In addition, you can also now buzz in as soon as it's announced that a clue was answered incorrectly. You don't need to weigh anymore for me to say it's now anyone's guess, which was a bit on the previous episode. And finally, in an effort to make the game a little more fair for all, I have reworked the wheel so that it's less likely to land on lower yielding spots. So you can look forward to that as we play. That's all there is to it. Are we ready to start? I have a question.
Starting point is 00:05:37 Greg has a question. Yes, sir. Do we have to ask, like, do the whole question thing? Like, what is? Oh, answer as a question? I believe so. Okay, just making sure. Also, Tim had a weird little fart.
Starting point is 00:05:46 Oh, you're going to blame me for that? Can you believe what are you getting? I thought that was from that side. Fucking ripping one over here, ripping ass. Wait, no, for a real one, it was the noise. Did you fart? No, that was my shoes. I was going to say,
Starting point is 00:05:58 I was in the middle of the two of us. If we're ranking people on this panel, most likely to fart, you know, like, I can break my time. But I feel like Mike is the person. Oh, we do comedy here. We do. Also, before we get into it, Cozy, I actually do want to shout you out. And then also remind people, of course, we did our Stars in the Bank season, which is where we introduced Cozy Purtie on Game Showdown.
Starting point is 00:06:23 And so in case you missed that, of course, this is the return of Cozy Purtie. I know you mentioned it before. That was a whole PlayStation episode. Of course, right now we're doing Nintendo. But wanted to shout out for people in case they missed it. Cozy, you've done plenty of games for us during our other show, kind of funny happy hour, which is our Patreon exclusive show where people can dial in, talk to us,
Starting point is 00:06:40 do a whole thing, but you usually will dial in with a fun game, which is why we had one of your games happen. We were like, oh, this is so cool. And I was like, I'm going to pluck you out from that and bring you to game showdown so you can display your talents to the showdown audience. And so thank you again for doing this and all your preparation. It's very much appreciated.
Starting point is 00:06:58 Thank you, Cozy. And I know people can see it if they're watching, but the whole production that goes into the game design, you getting into Unity and making the entire cozy pretty set. Really, really cool. Very cool. Thank you so much. It's truly an honor to be here and I'm excited to get this game underway. Without further ado, let's do it. All right. Tim, where are we farting around first? Now, to be an honorable person here. Uh-huh. Isn't it Greg? Because he got the first question right? No. That's not for you. Okay. Okay. Okay, cool. I appreciate you being out there.
Starting point is 00:07:30 Because if I didn't, Greg would never let it down. Okay. Oh, yeah, just because he cheated again like he did start in the big. Here we go. I already get it. It did try to fucking. me the broken buzzer last week. I hurt my buzzing finger. You know what I mean? You should go apologize to Jen. My question to you here. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:07:43 My question to you here, bless. Yeah. So now, so Tim picks and he gets the first answer. Are we buzzing in on what gets read? I believe Tim gets the first answer. And then we get buzzing. Correct.
Starting point is 00:07:53 Thank you. Thank you. All right, Tim. All right. Where are you going? We roll. You got the 40s here. Cool.
Starting point is 00:07:59 Let's go. Super Nintendo. Twintet developed this 1990 title renowned for its unique blend of platforming and city building elements. What is Act Razor? That is correct. Wow.
Starting point is 00:08:18 That was nice. That was really nice. I would not have gotten that one. Next up is Team Orange here. The 50s. Hi Roller. I'll take Nintendo 64 for 50 what is. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:32 Get it all. Cover all the business. Sucker Punch Productions first at bat in the video game industry was this physics heavy platformer with a wheeled protagonist. Brangie loves sucker punch I know I just not their shit games
Starting point is 00:08:49 I don't even need to keep for this one I don't know don't remember Mike What is Glover Ooh Good guess but that is incorrect So to be clear
Starting point is 00:09:02 If he gets it wrong we buzz in Yes We'll wait for the Well I guess Yes you want to wait for Cozy to say that's incorrect Or if you hear the dun dun dun Which means you're out of time
Starting point is 00:09:11 Okay Tim you're our last one here I got this the question's always going to throw me off, so I want to think about this. What is Rocket Robot on Wheels? That is correct. What a game.
Starting point is 00:09:23 What a game. I love Rocket Robot on Wheels. First level had a fun roller coaster thing that you'd put together and do. Really fun. All right, Mike, you got GameCubing and Wii here. I'm strong on all of these. I'll take. Nintendo Wii for 10th. This tropical sequel was among
Starting point is 00:09:43 the first games to require the Wii motion. Plus. Ah, what is Wii Sports Resort? That is correct. Good job. Thank you. Good job.
Starting point is 00:09:54 Proud of you. I was definitely going to pop up with Tropical Freeze. I'm fucking a Wii U game. Team Blue guy, N64 and GameCube. Let's go GameCube for 50. The first half of the meme was created when this Namco-published multiplayer game failed to rouse for games journalists.
Starting point is 00:10:19 you know the full name too that's the problem yeah that's the problem yeah that's the problem damn hmm out of time there what is mario card double dash ooh i'm afraid that that is incorrect i don't know i don't remember if we don't answer do we lose points no okay cool oh is that even even if it um lands on you like if it's your turn even if you don't answer well if it's your return there Tim lose points there Tim If it's your turn and you don't answer in time or you answer incorrectly, either way, you lose points. Gotcha. But you don't have to buzz in. Right. So I'm at zero. Can I go to negative? No. I don't know. He can't go to negative, right? No. Oh. That's you keep shooting. That Pac-Man one.
Starting point is 00:11:15 I won't. Unfortunately, I needed a little bit more information on that one. Blessing, tell him the answer. The answer is Pac-Man versus. Versus. Damn it. All right, Team Orange. You got the 50s here. What is Nintendo Switch 50? A best-selling role-playing game from 2019 that pits players against a bodybuilding dragon. What is?
Starting point is 00:11:52 Ah, shit the... Oof. The Switch game here, free one for you, the exercise one with the thing. Yeah, I already know it, baby. I already know it. Give it up. Tim, get your hand off that.
Starting point is 00:12:04 Get your hand off that. That is incorrect. I got it. We got it. What is Ring Fit Adventures? That is correct. Thank you. Good job.
Starting point is 00:12:17 You're welcome. Hell yeah, brother. All right, Team Problah is the 40s. Nintendo 64 for 40, please. He didn't say what is. A longstanding urban legend claimed that saying PlayStation to this game's titular mouse
Starting point is 00:12:36 would cause it to become mad. A mouse. Yes. Who is Ratatoui? Ooh, I'm afraid that that is incorrect. What is Hey You, Pikachu? That is correct. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:13:01 What part of that blew your mind? Pinkychoo. And real quick, before you answer an in Tim, that was, in fact, just an urban legend. and people thought that Pikachu was recognizing you saying PlayStation and becoming mad at that, but it's just that the microphone was not very good. Oh, so bad. That game was do-do butter.
Starting point is 00:13:22 Game blue, you got the 40s. Okay, three options here. Go GameCube. Let's go GameCube. Plug into Adventure was the subtitle of this first-party platformer set within the Sanderson household. Chibi, what is Chibi-Robo? That is correct. For the record, when it's your turn, you don't have to.
Starting point is 00:14:00 I know. I'm stressed out. Pulled that out of my ass. Orange with the 30s. What is 30 Nintendo 64? How Laboratory developed this multiplayer mainstay that was originally conceived as Dragon King, the fighting game. What is Smash Bros?
Starting point is 00:14:22 That is correct. That is correct. Wow. The part was the wow there. Just learning things, you know. All right, we got Super Nintendo when Nintendo Oh, 64 for purple. Nintendo 64 for 20, please. This fog-infested shootout
Starting point is 00:14:40 is an adaptation of a valiant comic series. What is Perfect Dark Zero? Ooh, that is incorrect. Gettys. What is Shadow Run? Ooh, that is also incorrect. Greg doesn't know it. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:15:03 The answer there, Turok dinosaur hunter. Two-rock. Really? Cerebral boar. Remember that? I'm bored in your brain. All right, Team Blue, N-64 and GameCube you have here.
Starting point is 00:15:20 What are the points right now? Don't tell. The points right now, Team Blue is sitting at 100. Team Purple at 20. Team Orange at 30. Let's go on 64 for 10. What is this? I love this.
Starting point is 00:15:44 These are my favorite one. This is a 64 question? Yes. Don't overthink it. I think we're out of time there. Yeah, we're out of time there. Yeah, we're out of. time. We're out of time.
Starting point is 00:16:01 Y'all, you got me stumped. I have no idea. What the hell I'm doing here. Mike, Greg, any guesses? Any guesses? Greg is saying no. Mike, you want to give a shot, a swing. Gauntlet Legends.
Starting point is 00:16:18 Are you buzzing in for that? Busing in. So close. But that is incorrect. The correct answer is Golden Eye. Oh. Golden Eye. Nice. Okay.
Starting point is 00:16:31 You know? I see it now. I see it now. Listen, I got it without, you got the key. That was tough for 10. All right, you got 30s here for Team Orange. 30 Switch Nintendo. What is? Team Ninja developed this action RPG in which a universe of heroes joins forces to defeat the Black Order. What is Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3?
Starting point is 00:16:58 Correct. There you go. GameCube for 13. 30, please. A spin-off series of rhythm games that you could play with Kevin Coelho in a pinch. What is? Dokey Dokey Literature Club. Oh, incorrect. I'm going to give the boys a little bit of a hint with this one.
Starting point is 00:17:39 The key operative word that you got to think really hard about with this one is the word with. It's not with Kevin. it's with Kevin Greg's not going for it seems like Tim's not going for it you're losing points don't forget to take away Tim's points I don't see it a lot of points uh the correct answer there donkey conga is you mom oh okay okay okay yes yeah I'm happy I didn't say I was gonna say don't con jungle beat so I'm happy I didn't do that you can give you a tip of the hat all right I got blue for super old board H-pott do a 50 whole board oh whole board Dude, that's the thing I ain't trying to get crazy yet.
Starting point is 00:18:27 Nah, let's go Super Nintendo 10. The first game crooned by Nirvana, the band, the show. Oh, man. Take those points away. Subtract them. Barrett. I am Miller. Watch yourself.
Starting point is 00:18:49 Double dragon. What is double dragon? That is incorrect. Double incorrect, because he said what, he didn't say, what is the first time? I think of a double the points. I'm with Greg here. What is Super Mario RPG? Correct.
Starting point is 00:19:05 Really? That's for my boy, Andy Cortez, right there. That's nuts. Super Mario R-R-P-Gee. Yeah, I thought that was later in the song, man. Give me a Wii for 30. A monochrome beat-em-up that's not to be confused
Starting point is 00:19:21 with a Tears for Fear's song. What is Mad World? That is correct. Throw off the glasses, getting the Matt Cass Messina headspace. I like that. They can make an adult games, remember?
Starting point is 00:19:35 Nintendo GameCube for 10. Dennis Dyak produced this remake of an acclaimed stealth title. The GameCube people were playing those? What is Splitter's Selt? Ooh, incorrect. Greg Miller. What is Metal Gear Solid Twin Snakes? Correct.
Starting point is 00:20:00 There you go. I didn't realize he was part of that. Mm-hmm. Still connects. Let's go Super Nintendo for 20. games done quick often hosts donation battles to determine whether the animals during this game's final sequence should live or die what is star fox uh incorrect mike i watch every year what is metroid prime oh incorrect oh metro something this is s nes right yeah correct you know what is super metro
Starting point is 00:20:54 That is correct. There you go. I don't know. How do you think I would do the fancy? I don't know. I don't go down the fucking ammo, Mike. I was so proud of me, Mike. I was very impressed for a second.
Starting point is 00:21:05 Give me Nintendo Wii for 20. Warren Specter directed this cult platformer that reintroduced the world to Oswald the lucky rabbit. What is Epic Mickey? It's correct. Been up the board here. I'll take GameCube for 20. The original Devil May Cry.
Starting point is 00:21:32 was spun out of an early attempt to develop this survival horror game. That sure was. I think publisher. I think survival horror. Yeah, I don't have the word for it. I'm thinking about it. I don't know what it is.
Starting point is 00:21:58 The name. Resident Evil 4. Correct. Oh. I was thinking of the dinosaur one. Michael. Let's go 40. Many fantastical environments and enemies from a popular 2006 game were reused to make this story-light shooting gallery.
Starting point is 00:22:26 What is Link's crossbow training? Correct. I mean, it locked in. Nailed it. That was a sniper right there. We just have a we for 50. The namesake of this 2008 shooter from high voltage software could be used to describe any protagonist of the infamous French. Bray, this clue was custom built for you.
Starting point is 00:22:51 I appreciate that, Cozy. So you better bring your A game for this one. Sure. Seems like the A game's taking a little long to- Zach and Wickey. Oh, incorrect. I love it. What's a Wii game?
Starting point is 00:23:14 I'm right there with you though, Greg. I don't know. All right, it seems like still thinking about it. All right, I'm gonna cut you guys. Oh, what is Brink? Hmm, closer than Zach and Wikip, but incorrect. Tim. What is red steel two?
Starting point is 00:23:38 We're getting even closer, but also. What is shocking? What is electrifying? What is electric? You're getting there. What is the conduit? Oh, yeah. Never played it, but yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:51 I have. There's a spirit of that in Smash Brothers. I'll take Super Nintendo for 50. Swing it. a run and gunner from LucasArts in which protagonist Zeke and Julie must rescue their neighborhood from the undead What is ah zombies ain't my neighbors
Starting point is 00:24:13 Correct there you go I don't think the awe was needed there I like that I like that though yeah It's in the title it's on the picture I was thinking awryl monsters I was thinking creepy crawlies Let's keep it classy at 10 You only get 10
Starting point is 00:24:29 Yeah, I think that's your only option. Domitay Soliani shed tears of joy when this unlikely crossover was revealed on stage at E3. Oh, I mean, the title, though. What is... Oh, wait. I don't know, you're up.
Starting point is 00:24:47 I think it's Tim. Just want to say... He's going to say I'm ready. What is Mario plus Rabbits' Kingdom Battle? Correct. Good job, Tim. And we've got three more options left on this board. So thrown off.
Starting point is 00:25:03 I would love Nintendo Switch. Oh, here we go. A lynx and a Cocker Spaniel were among the new playable characters of this spacefaring sequel that released in 2017. What is Super Metroid? Oh, unfortunately, that is incorrect. And also a game we already had on the board. Oh, that's crazy. My God.
Starting point is 00:25:33 What is Star Fox? I'm going to deem that incorrect. No. That is also incorrect. Tim. What is Star Fox 2? Correct.
Starting point is 00:25:48 I was about to be like... This is a good one. I was about to be like, we should give it to Mike. No. But if he said adventures, I was like, everybody,
Starting point is 00:25:54 I can't defend it. That's insane. I'll take Nintendo Switch for 40, please. Make Play Discover was the slogan of this short-lived series of toys to life games.
Starting point is 00:26:12 Make Play Discover. What is Skylanders? Ooh, incorrect. I like the swing, though. I'm swinging here. What is Nintendo Labo? Correct. Wow.
Starting point is 00:26:31 All right, Team Blue. More car. Let's go. Yeah. Did they ever say they were done doing Labo? You'll need to be a cut above the rest to puzzle through every level of this cooperative launch game. What is Snipper Clip? That's correct.
Starting point is 00:26:48 That does clear out the board for Cozy Pretty Nintendo Edition. Now, you guys are clapping up. We're only halfway through this episode. Wow. What's the score? Right now, the scores are currently in last place. There was a moment where it got real close and then really people just started running away with it. It is one Snowbike Mike Howard for Team Purple with zero points.
Starting point is 00:27:15 in second place. But because we still half of the game left, it could easily turn to him. It is Greg Miller for Team Orange with 60 points and currently in the lead with a couple of bangor answers in the last couple of rounds here. It was Tim Gettys for Team Blue
Starting point is 00:27:33 with 170 points, but it's still anybody's game. Of course, Mike, don't get too sad. I think you have a lot of opportunity here to catch up. But before we get there, let me tell you about patreon.com slash kind of funny and YouTube.com slash kind of funny games where you can go and get the kind of funny membership, which allows you to get shows ad free.
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Starting point is 00:29:49 And we're back. Cozy, let's talk about the second board. Yes. So the Nintendo component of tonight's installment of Cozy Pretty is done, which means that we're ready to move on to the second half of tonight's programming, which is entirely Xbox themed. Indeed, as you can see, the title has changed. to say coserty Xbox edition and a new title and a new theme means that we have a new set of categories to reveal
Starting point is 00:30:19 Lessing take it away of course our first category here is going to be Xbox original followed by Xbox 360 followed by Xbox Connect and then we have Xbox one and then we close out here with Xbox series X and S Love it that's not all and with that we have arrived at the board rules are exactly the same as they were with the previous board, except that every spot is now worth double its previous amount. Oh my dog. So tens are worth 20s, 20s or with 40s, so on and so forth. So you better be extra careful when you choose what it is you want to answer. We will also be starting this board with Team Orange due to us having finished the last board with Team Blue. Are we ready to start? I want to ask a question, Mike, of course, you're pretty far behind here. How confident does this
Starting point is 00:31:07 make you that you can catch up here? Blessing, just a couple of months ago, a team from the a team from Manhattan, a team that represented Brooklyn. The New York Knicks came back from the greatest deficit in NBA finals history. And today, I plan on doing exactly that. The Xbox will be with me
Starting point is 00:31:27 and with you, not with Tim. I'm coming back for this one. Get ready for an all-timer. If you spend $1,500 on a neon Xbox side, you better fucking win this. I'm going to dominate this. Tim, how are you feeling being so far head. I'm feeling definitely not as confident as Mike, but I
Starting point is 00:31:43 think I got some answers here. Okay. I think I'm familiar with these products. Greg, you've been playing a lot of Xbox in the last year or so. Are you feeling? Oh, I'm going to lose. Oh, fair enough. I will say that level of question that we just got for Nintendo about Xbox, we're in for some shit here.
Starting point is 00:32:00 Luckily, Xbox doesn't have that rich of history. So no, you're fine. I almost started making jokes in the front. I was like, don't do that. It's probably going to be an answer. All right. Well, cozy pretty, or cozy pretty, Cozy, let's take it away.
Starting point is 00:32:12 Yeah, let's go ahead. Spin the wheel for Team Orange. This looks so good, by the way and cozy. To start off. Oh, thank you. Let me get that Xbox X slash S for 60. Recent. A survival game that owes its premise
Starting point is 00:32:27 to a 1989 comedy starring Rick Moranis. What is grounded? Correct. All right. A strong start for Greg here. Cranky. He purple.
Starting point is 00:32:39 Mike. You got. There you are here. Thunder now you got it. Thunder now you got it. Xbox series X and S. 100. Let's take the easy ones off the board.
Starting point is 00:32:50 The lives of two families collide under a waning sun in this 2022 adventure game. Asked dust falls. Fuck you. Correct. Wow. You just pulled a freaking Superman's dad and man of steel for that. We're on right now. Um.
Starting point is 00:33:13 Yeah, connected me. Let's go 20 for Xbox 1. An energy drink-soaked action romp from one of Sony's most acclaimed first-party studios. What is sunset overdrive? Best job. Correct. Right back to Orange. One in X and S.
Starting point is 00:33:35 Give me Xbox X-S for 80. A murder mystery RPG set amidst the backdrop of 16th century Bavaria. What is pentament? Correct. Damn, Greg, great job. Thank you. Great job. Real good.
Starting point is 00:34:02 All right, team purple. 40s. Go Xbox, X and S. 40, please. Trying to just eliminate that right away. The Wither are on your tail in this surreal adventure game from Double Fine. What is Keeper? That is correct. Great game.
Starting point is 00:34:27 80s for blue. Let's go OG. A prison break capy. starring Hollywood's biggest family man. Mike is so excited. Yeah, I'm not going to get this one. This is another instance where the universe works in a serious way, Tim. The universe works in mysterious ways.
Starting point is 00:34:52 I guess we're done with Tim for this one. But this one was custom built for you, Tim. Yeah. I want you to know that. Yeah, I mean, I know I get the man. Yeah, you get the man. Tell me the man. I'm not going to guess Mike Erniebussie Buzzi.
Starting point is 00:35:04 Tell me the man. Yeah. Oh, about family. Ryan McCaffrey's favorite game. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. Escape from Butcher Bay. Butcher Bay.
Starting point is 00:35:14 There you go. And thank you. Mike got it correct. Come back. Man. Oh, I'm embarrassed. Let me tell you, Team Blue is sitting at 110 points. Team Purple at 220 already.
Starting point is 00:35:25 Team Orange at 200. Oh, yeah. Now you've got to take a big screen. Maybe it'll go. The tables are turning right now. A new episodic conquer game was planned, but never fully completed. for this short-lived game creation suite.
Starting point is 00:35:43 I took demos for it. Yeah. Yeah, I know this one. Oh, wait. What system is this? Xbox one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think I'm not confident in it,
Starting point is 00:35:55 but I'm not right. What is Spark? It was something like that. Am I in the ballpark? Yeah. You know what? I'll give it to you for this one. It is Project Spark.
Starting point is 00:36:06 It's okay. It's up to go. I might not have given it. but hey. He got the operative words. You did get the operative word. I figured it was fair. I need everyone to know,
Starting point is 00:36:18 just I'm so stuck in the Vin Diesel thing. Like Vin Diesel and Xbox OG generation, I was like, there's no way it's a good game. So I was like thinking about all the shitting. I wasn't thinking about the one of the five best games on the goddamn console. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:29 I'll take Xbox Series X and S for 20, please. If it started with a G, it would be voiced by Chris Pratt. I'm, What is Guardians of the Galaxy? Who is Guardians of the Galaxy? I'm afraid that is incorrect. This is Xbox Series?
Starting point is 00:36:58 Yes. Oh, I fucking know. God damn it. Greg. What is Starfield? That is correct. That is correct. Garfield.
Starting point is 00:37:12 Maybe you've heard. I'm a little orange. I'm a little bit of Garfield. Greg is showing Tim. is that too for people who can see. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Amazing. I had Garfield on the mind.
Starting point is 00:37:24 If you had not gotten that one, Greg, we would have stripped your name from the No Salt Starfield Reddit. I mean, Cozy, it's a really bad Starfield pun, so I don't know if I really would have lost points because the audience is going to tell you that was terrible. It was a great fucking tone. Audience, you're on my side on this one.
Starting point is 00:37:37 That was a great pun. Look at that. They all hate you. Look at the live chat, right? No, look at the live chat right now. Beat your ass. We're in a bad spot for your boy, Tim. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:37:49 Bullet, put connect on, man. I have so many jokes. I hope one of them is real. Let's go 360-20. Smart. Being a science experiment is a blast in this 2009 platformer from Twisted Pixel Games. What is Splosion, man? Correct.
Starting point is 00:38:10 I was wondering if there was going to be a get there. Yeah. You know what I mean? Oh, it was a explosion, man. No, that's why I specified the year. I like that. But I don't remember the years. That was my.
Starting point is 00:38:19 thing. That was a great question. That was a good one, Cozy. Literally cool. 99.9 have been great but then you just tried to fuck me with the Starfield thing, but I fucked you so it's funny. So, you know, it's great. All right. Cozy, hit me with the 40.360. Los Mortos
Starting point is 00:38:42 the Volk and the Shigin control the streets of this superpowered sandbox game from Rockstar alum, David Jones. And I'm on 360. correct I um shit
Starting point is 00:39:02 I say it's row he didn't say I was wrong it he didn't say I was wrong it it was incorrect thank you is incorrect either way but I love that you're answer that crackdown there you go
Starting point is 00:39:11 that is correct there you go back down baby I never knew that was a rock star go yeah what wasn't developed by rocks I know I know I mean I think you former
Starting point is 00:39:19 yeah I love it 40s for team purple let's go Xbox one IGN's 2014 April Fool's Day video reported that Optimus Prime would soon be added to this multiplayer game as
Starting point is 00:39:38 DLC. I don't think I was following ITN back then. Wow. April Fool's, well, these two worked tonight, Jens, so that's a problem. You notice we both grabbed our buttons right away. He's got to say it's incorrect. Multiplayer, I'm going to go with Halo. Master Chief Collection.
Starting point is 00:39:58 Incorrect. Damn it. What is Titanfall? Correct, the original. Oh, that's a pretty good April. People's Stand by for Titan But they couldn't even get Peter
Starting point is 00:40:09 Cullen's voice So it's like why do we do this But it was it Dave Finoi for that one? Yeah Which is cool but What are we doing? Hygiene milk Dave Fanoi just like kind of funny
Starting point is 00:40:19 Milk's Davehono Let's go Xbox OG 20 Byware developed this action role playing game Steeped in Chinese mythology What is J-Dem? Oh
Starting point is 00:40:34 Correct I have at each other Yeah, I love that. Me, Mike, right of the Jay Empire. We're locked in there. 360 and connect for Team Orange. Give me Connect for 100.
Starting point is 00:40:48 Here we go. All right, let me setting myself. Free is the theme song of this spin-off racing game that stars a speedy protagonist, speedy mascot. Sorry, I'm breaking up on this one. We're all getting choked up thinking about this one.
Starting point is 00:41:07 What system is this? This is connect. What is Sonic the Hedgehog? I'm going to deem that incorrect. Fair enough. I'm not willing to risk. There's too many possibilities here. The 100.1.
Starting point is 00:41:23 I like that we're playing. I don't have, I don't know what points of what. So I'm just right. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. This is your chance to finally get a call.
Starting point is 00:41:31 Yeah, we have to win this. All right. Nobody wants to buzz in. The correct answer for this one is Sonic free riders. Oh. And see, I knew it was a riders,
Starting point is 00:41:39 but I would not. free riders made sense. And now you know this is a connect game. Yeah. Ooh, big one. I'll go with Xbox 360 for 100. An author's evil doppelganger is on the loose in this XBLA exclusive from 2012. Not a big XBLA guy, Tim.
Starting point is 00:42:01 Everyone knows that about me. Everyone knows that, Tim. But you know what I do like? Braid. Who is Braid? Nice. Incorrect. I don't know who is great as a who.
Starting point is 00:42:13 Greg Miller. What is Alan Wake? Oh. That is also incorrect. Oh. Ah. Nah. It seems like 10s.
Starting point is 00:42:23 I don't know. Alan Whit. Yeah. There's download a little bit. All right. Nobody's got it. The correct answer. Greg, you're so close.
Starting point is 00:42:31 Alan Wake's American Nightmare. Man. That's fair. Now, we only have not that many left on the board. It looks like we're a little bit around halfway here. I just want to get. you all the current scores. Okay.
Starting point is 00:42:44 Right now, Tim and Team Blue are sitting at 150. I gotta get up. Mike and Team Purple are sitting at 100. Team Orange because they miss with the Allen Wake one, they're sitting at 120. Everybody's really close here. So now it's time to lock in. What's interesting, you said you want to give it to me, but Cozy didn't say that. And he's the one who gets to the size.
Starting point is 00:43:01 We're tag team here. Me and Cozy, we're, you're in. Interesting. You know, I trust that he trusts me. We're in sync. We're in sync. It's because I yelled at you Cozy. Let's go, OG.
Starting point is 00:43:12 This mascot platformer was advertised as the world's first 40 action game upon its release in 2002. Man, it's tough for you, boy. What is Blinks the Time Sweeper? Correct. You have to take shots. You have to. Great shot. What's 40 about it?
Starting point is 00:43:38 Because he's going through time. I've never thought about that. I'll take Xbox 1 for 60. Crytech conceive this action-adventure game about an empire that men can't stop thinking about. What is Rye's son of Rome? Hell yeah. There he goes. There he goes.
Starting point is 00:43:59 A good hint, cozy. Need points. Let's go Xbox 360 for 80. What that connect and play? An adaptation of an asymmetrical game show that was hosted by Bob Sagitt on NBC. What is 1 versus 100? That's job, Mikey. Correct.
Starting point is 00:44:24 You got that. And this. Oh, no. That's a lot of points. Jewel Adams is the protagonist of this sand-swept action game from Metrid Prime Director Mark Puccini. Oh, crap. What is Recore? How do you do you remember this?
Starting point is 00:44:49 That's crazy. You're not expecting to get it. Let's go. Yeah, I was going to go there anyway. That's what I wanted. A virtual realm named after a Biport. Garden is the setting of this musical shooter from Q Entertainment. I don't know, could it possibly be what is Pixel Junk Eden?
Starting point is 00:45:09 Oh man, that is incorrect. Greg, before you even answered in, before you even answered in, I was going to say as a bonus clue that this is from the same studio that made luminous. But, alas. I know, and then I have one other game bopping around that has that in there. Mike and Tim can buzz in. I'll protect the points.
Starting point is 00:45:30 Check the points. All right. Nobody's got it. The correct answer, Greg. Oh, man. Is it child of Eden? It is Child of Eden. It is Child of Eden.
Starting point is 00:45:39 It is Child of Eden. Yeah. All right, Team Purple. We have six spots left on the board here. I'll take Xbox Connect for 20. The only entry in a spacefaring franchise to feature a parody of a Jason Derulo song. I know it.
Starting point is 00:46:01 Now I have to put the words together. It's like, We're looking for the game, not the song. Oh, okay. Just Dance. Oh, incorrect. What is Just Dance? Hot Solo Collection?
Starting point is 00:46:15 What is Star Wars Just Dance? Uh, yeah, I won't, I won't deem that correct either. I know the game. I'm riding solo. I'm on solo. I don't know. Remember they put him in his little outfit too. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:31 The person, I mean, it's, Tim, it's got to be you. I shouldn't help you. No, no. I'm not doing it. He's not going. for it. The correct answer here. Connect Star Wars. Which was this a dance central spin-off?
Starting point is 00:46:43 Is that the deal? I think it was. No. Connect Star Wars, it was like a multi-purpose. Like there were like a bunch of different modes and like the dancing rhythm section of it was just a mode in the game. It was not predominantly a dance rhythm game. Oh, yeah, I would have sworn it was a dance central thing. All right, we have
Starting point is 00:46:59 Xbox and Xbox 360, Team Blue. 60. For OG. The protagonists of this squad, A quad-based shooter would go on to cameo on an animated show written by Dave Filoni. What is Star Wars? Bounty Hunter. So close.
Starting point is 00:47:34 Incorrect. Mike. I'm probably wrong on this, but I'm going to go with my favorite. Oh, fuck. Oh, man, I got it. I fucked up. Star Wars. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:47:51 What's the name of Boston now? Rogue Squadron. Nope, that's not it. Nope, that's it. That's what I'm going to give. That's what you're giving us? Incorrect. correct.
Starting point is 00:48:00 Star Wars bad company. No. That is incorrect. Can I guess just for Bunsey? Let me know. Republic Commando. Yes, that's it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:09 Mikey shouldn't have buzzed in because as I'm tuning into the score here, again, team blue is sitting at 210, team purple at 100, Team Orange at 20. I think they're shaking up pretty strongly here. Okay.
Starting point is 00:48:20 Okay. Not an impossible comeback though. There's still space. Team Orange. What you got. Connect for 60. Let's stay hot and connect. Stay hot.
Starting point is 00:48:29 A mobile turned console game. that turns your hands and arms into juice-soaked blades. What is Fruit Ninja connect? Correct. Good Greg. Real good. Half break made that, remember? I don't.
Starting point is 00:48:46 How much am I down by 110, correct? You're down by 110. You gotta go big. You gotta go big. OG Xbox for 100, please. This is it, make a break. Developer Blitz games took inspiration from films like Blade Runner and The Running Man to help define this launch type of
Starting point is 00:49:03 titles futuristic aesthetic, Blade Runner, and The Running Man. I don't know the OG Xbox launch lineup. I'm going to have to take a shot. What is brute force? Nope. Ooh. I was thinking about that one when I was crafting this game, but I unfortunately did not include it. That is incorrect.
Starting point is 00:49:33 Gregory. What is Stubbs the zombie? Not a launch game. Oh, that is also incorrect. I was thinking about it. Tim, you know how to do it, but you could do it for the clout. Ice us out. You could do it for the fun of it.
Starting point is 00:49:48 He's iced this out a long time ago. I think this is the question that I see you out, actually. You know what? 100%. You know what? Tim's going to do it. You know fucking what. He's got it.
Starting point is 00:49:59 What is fusion frenzy? No! Yes. Wow. He did it. Running that, baby. Running that. It's a game.
Starting point is 00:50:09 It's being recorded. I didn't think he'd know it. Oh, yeah. He's so good at that. this. Damn. I had cameo on the mind. I'm like,
Starting point is 00:50:18 what the fuck is cameo? I know it's a long title. Let's see if you can follow that on. The first game helmed by Hironobu Sakaguchi after his departure from Square Enix. It would root for Tim's team if it was watching this episode.
Starting point is 00:50:32 What is Blue Dragon? Correct. Too good. He's too hot. Yeah, he's so good. I'll take Xbox Connect for 40. This on Rails RPG was the last game to be released.
Starting point is 00:50:45 Lionhead Studios. What is a project, Milo? Oh, incorrect. For the record, I know these answers are wrong. When Tim was like, oh, stop zombie, I'm no, no shit. A 1950s fucking goddamn zombie
Starting point is 00:51:01 game, I know where it wasn't blade run. All right, nobody else buzz it in for this one? What is Fable Legends? Just for funsy. Not. Ooh, incorrect. That game did release in closed beta, but it did never formally, fully release. Can I Fonzie, guess?
Starting point is 00:51:18 Fonzie it. You've only one. Panzer, Dragoon, Orta. Incorrect. Incorrect. Mike was closest there. Fable the Journey. Fable the Journey.
Starting point is 00:51:28 That brings us to the board to... Look at that. Yo, Barry, can we get a score recap? Right now, the scores currently tied for last place. Both Snowbike Mike
Starting point is 00:51:46 Howard for Team Purple and Greg Miller for Team Orange and Team Purple with zero points. Running away with it. Wow. It is Tim Gettys for Team Blue with 370 points. You know, Coles in preparation for this, he was talking to me about how to do it and he wanted to do a second board and to make it double the score. And at first it was the first board was Xbox. The second board was an intent.
Starting point is 00:52:16 and I told Cozy, we can't do that. Tim will have an advantage. So we got to flip it. Let's do Nintendo first and then Xbox second to make it more even, give Mike a greater chance to come back. I did not expect this to be the final school. Fusion Frenzy, baby. We got here.
Starting point is 00:52:32 I always have Fusion Frenzy back there. That's crazy. Cozy, thank you so much for putting this on, putting the trivia together, and again, making a fantastic software for this. Thank you so much, man. Thank you. Are we going to do the final clue?
Starting point is 00:52:46 close things out here. You know what? You just reminded me that we have a final clue. Let's do the final clue. What does that? All right. Let's bring, go into it. So, throughout this game, Eagle-eyed watchers have probably noticed that even though we covered two full boards of Nintendo and Xbox trivia, but Cole, Cole's angry about this fact. We didn't mention a single game from Rare, which of course developed many games for both companies' consoles across multiple decades. Oh, and by the way, I said, I said Cole but I meant to say mint chip Miller. My mistake.
Starting point is 00:53:19 No, I was Colbark. Well, fear not. Oh, really? It was? Oh, okay. Well, in any way, in either case, fear not because the category for a final extra valuable clue that you'll be answering for this evening is rare games. In a moment, Bear will reveal the final clue.
Starting point is 00:53:36 I'll reveal it aloud, and you'll have 30 seconds on the clock to write down your answer on your whiteboard. Now, I want to make a quick, just executive chat right here right now. initially the plan was if you get this one wrong, don't fret, you won't lose any points. With the insane point deficit right now between Team Blue and the other teams, do we want to make it so that
Starting point is 00:54:00 if Tim gets this wrong, he loses points or do we want to have him guarded from that possibility? How about the start, Tim? Play for realsy. Whoever gets this right wins the game. I'll let Tim decide. What are you reading? I feel like this is such a decisive way.
Starting point is 00:54:16 I'm not trying to play games. James here? No, Tim, just do it. Oh, Tim, you want to be a coward? No, I mean,
Starting point is 00:54:20 Tim, just do it like we're legitimate, like, yeah, okay, I lose 300 and whatever except one. Final score is
Starting point is 00:54:26 one zero zero. You just lose his win. Because we don't get points. It's about you losing points. So fucking risk. $5.50, whatever you want. Come on,
Starting point is 00:54:35 Tim, you've never been afraid. You got this season in the bad. I don't know, man. The box score isn't going to give away what really happened on this show. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:54:43 but there's always the bonus points, bonus stars. Oh, you're right. 80 G's bullshit. I'm not going to get bullied into this. Oh, you don't want to go out in a blaze's glory?
Starting point is 00:54:51 I want to answer the question. You want to be a man? So, I'll old. You don't want to grow up? I don't know. Like, what do you want me to do, but do what you want to do? Then I'm not doing shit.
Starting point is 00:55:03 All right, fair enough. I would do the same thing. I'm not doing shit either if I'm in your position. I do want to answer the question, though. You won't lose any points. You get it right. You get an extra 200 points. So at least Greg and Mike can finish this one.
Starting point is 00:55:16 strong even if they're not the winners. There you go. Are we ready? Yes. Ready. All right. Here we go. Let's reveal the clue. Tipped up the turtle. T.T. The stopwatch and Pipsy the mouse are among the heroes that rallied together to defeat this 1997 games intergalactic antagonist. Here we go. 30 seconds on the clock. Riding down your answers here. As a big fan of rare games, I like this question a lot. It looks like Mike is locked. in. I feel like Greg's drawn something. Like Tim is locked in. Am I supposed to write down the
Starting point is 00:56:13 bad guy? No, you're just writing down the name of the game. All right, we are out of time here. Do we want to, I'll go around we can reveal one at a time. Sure, let's do that. We'll start with Tim. Tim, what you write down?
Starting point is 00:56:30 Real not familiar with any name there. I'm also real not familiar with Jet Force Gemini. What is Jet Force Gemini? Okay. It's a good answer. Intergalactic there. So okay. I don't think there was a turtle, but yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:41 You know, who had fuzzy creatures? Did he Kong racing? It did. It did. Greg Miller, what you got? I drew Banjoa Czui. Whoa. That's actually pretty good.
Starting point is 00:56:53 Yeah. For 30 seconds, that's a pretty impressive drawing there. Damn. All right, cozy. If Tim had agreed earlier not to be a coward and had a lot of himself to lose points on this one, the winner of this game would have been snow bike Mike Howard because the answer was indeed Diddy Kong racing.
Starting point is 00:57:13 Wow. There you go. Yeah, Jeff Forge, Gemini. Too big of a blind spot for me. But you're right. There was that turtle. As soon as I saw Tip-Tup, I'm like, I don't know what this is. Tip-Tup. Yeah, that's Diddy Kong racing right there. Jeff Ford, Gemini did have furry creatures. One of them that you play as is a little puppy, but then you also go around. You save little bear-like creatures. And then you killed ants. So, yeah, you didn't have any of the stuff that we're talking about there in that prompt. But Barrett, if we
Starting point is 00:57:38 get the final final score here. The final score in last place. This is a pathetic performance overall this week. It's probably because of that entry from last week. It's Greg Miller for Team Orange with a whopping zero points in second place. Always the bridesmaid. It is Snowbike Mike for Team Purple with a solid 200 points. And in the lead, the winner.
Starting point is 00:58:05 This week, it is Tim Getty's for Team Blue with three. 170 points. No ragrats. Cozy, where can people find you? You say no ragrets? I love that. You can find me on a blue sky at the cozy bear. That's Koseyber.comat at social.
Starting point is 00:58:21 That's K-O-Z-I-B-E-A-R. Dooskot at social. You can also find all of the other games that I worked on over on my H-I-O account, which is at cozy bear. Dot itch.io. There you go. I love they use the Z.
Starting point is 00:58:35 Thank you. I'm Canadian. They say Z-A-C-N-CAT? I didn't know they'd be doing that. Yeah, I thought that was an overseas thing. The more you know. Yeah, I mean, we kind of are overseas. Got the Great Lakes separating us, parts of us.
Starting point is 00:58:48 Parts, yeah. I can just drive to Vancouver. I want you right now. Anyway, let's bring up the star standings for you. Team Blue, getting a victory here. Good. Getting that edge into first place, now sitting with three stars.
Starting point is 00:59:02 Team Orange, of course, still sitting at two stars. Team Purple, still has zero stars, even though I was positive. this was the episode or were you got close for a star Hey you got close though you got close
Starting point is 00:59:12 and you played a really good game which is what matters of course we have more game showdown for you in the coming week so stay tuned for that until next time it's been our pleasure
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