Kinda Funny Gamescast: Video Game Podcast - We Draft Our Favorite Star Wars Video Games - Kinda Funny Gamescast
Episode Date: August 9, 2024Blessing, Tim, and Andy draft Star Wars games in anticipation of Star Wars Outlaws. Run of Show - 00:00:00 - Start 00:06:12 - Housekeeping 00:07:27 - The Best Star Wars Games Draft 00:10:29 - Round ...1 00:17:00 - Round 2 00:23:41 - Round 3 00:30:54 - Round 4 00:38:48 - Round 5 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcript
Discussion (0)
It's time for the annual Kind of Funny membership drive.
This year is half over and we've been busy.
We've created a membership option that gets you all of the core content at our lowest price ever.
We've moved the Kind of Funny Games cast to a daily format and you've gotten more than 130 Gregways in 2024 alone.
If you love what we do and haven't gotten a membership or let your membership lapse,
we're asking you to support the 11-person independent small business you love, even if it's just for the month.
We've even added a limited amount of pledge upgrades on Patreon that would get your
A Burger Sunday into Kind of Funny Games Daily.
This month, look out for free Gregways from the vault on the weekends and weekly
public happy hours where we take Patreon member calls live for everyone as previews of what a membership gets you each and every month.
We couldn't do this without you.
So thank you for your support.
Yo, what's up?
Welcome to the Kind of Funny Games cast for Friday, August 9th, 2024.
for I'm on your host blessing
at E.O.A. Jr. I'm joined by
the Nitro Rifle.
Wave Poppy. I'm trying
to do the wave. I'm trying to do the wave. I'm trying to do the wave.
Yeah, but you started from the middle. Like, I didn't get a chance
to start. Well, because I wanted to like, you know,
I wanted to show you what the heck I was doing. So let's start it real quick.
Let's start. We've got to get the wide, though. I'm going to get the
wide here. There you go. Oh, man, I know the audio listeners
will love him this one. Look at that. Audio listeners
are based at it. Is this because they're doing
break dancing in the Olympics right now?
Yeah, well, hey, they don't like, they don't like it being called
Are they not calling it break dancing?
They want breaking.
Good for them.
I assume they were calling it break dancing because that's the mainstream way to call it.
But yeah, break dancers don't like it being called breakd.
They don't like, don't call it.
Either breaking or be-boying.
You got to call it.
Yeah, we are B-boys, we are B-girls.
Do not call it break dancing, Tim.
Good for the Olympics.
How you dare offend them?
I was watching it.
Well, I think I've missed the finals already for the women's breaking division.
But I was watching while prepping KFGD and like, I'm getting back into it, man.
The streets need, me.
Send me your best dance classes in San Francisco.
I saw some videos out.
I was like, Blessing needs to represent.
Because yesterday on the kind of funny podcast, we talked about what we would, like,
you know, Alex Cozy Bear submitted a great question, which was, what would you pick if
you were given, like, four years of the best training possible?
And I, when I looked at, I was like, what would benefit me best as well if I could just
be like, what could I do decently enough in with four years of training?
I was like, golf would be awesome.
Because I'm not terrible at golf.
I'm pretty bad, but like not, it's not me hopping into something for the first time.
I'm not suddenly downhill skiing, you know what I mean?
And I'm not breaking.
Polvooting hog, though, the hog.
Do you know this plus?
At the Olympics, there's an event where you ski and shoot.
No.
You do like you're downhill skiing.
You're doing like a crazy thing.
And you get to the end, bow and arrow.
No.
Yeah.
You got to kill a man.
What's not bow and arrow?
Some Nathan Drake shit.
Crazy.
Is it a bowener?
I think it's a bowener.
I think it's a bone arrow.
I think it's a bone arrow.
I think it's a bone arrow.
I think it's a bone arrow.
guns to the Olympics.
Yeah.
Because I feel like every other day I see a new screenshot of a man with a gun.
Yeah.
I'm like, what's going on to the Olympics?
But yeah, so anyway, I picked golf from mine.
I was like, man, after watching this video, we need blessing to represent America.
Oh, for sure, I'll pick breaking.
I think breaking is, I would pick, actually, I would pick soccer.
Oh, it is a rifle, my bet.
Because if you're an Olympic, like, level soccer player, then you're going to become, like,
just a world celebrity and very rich.
But if not soccer, I am picking breaking.
Because that is the most, most, you want to be physically fit.
Breaking works out every single muscle you.
have. Like there's no muscle that's untouched by breaking. And then also it's just fucking cool and
fun. And like it is there is a cultural aspect to breaking that is like in touch with the streets.
You know what I mean? Like cool, you have your little, you're running community if you're in
Sprint or you have your little boxing community if you're a boxer or maybe you're LeBron James.
But like breaking is like, oh man, I don't know, man, you're just connected with the people.
You come back to the country. I got a gold medal for this country.
My one of my favorite things in my life is blessed getting one cocktail in them and a dance.
It happens every time.
It sucks because then the next day when I'm sobered up, there's always a video.
There's always a video.
And I watch the video and I'm like, ah, God.
But it turns into a different fucking beast, not even a person.
You got to understand bless.
Tim, he needs to understand this.
His worst, quote unquote, moments on the dance floor are the coolest shit that we've ever seen.
Ever seen?
Like, there's a dominance.
And like, you just, it is yours.
Like, they're not just the dance floor.
The surrounding miles of that dance floor become blessings.
Everybody, like, it's like the movies.
It just turns into a circle.
And Blessing just, he fucking eats it up.
And he doesn't walk in there.
He does this fun little move in there.
You know what I mean?
You got to set the tone.
I've never seen anybody more confident than blessing in the center of a dance circle.
It's so cool to me because it was a guy who had a very heavy influence.
He was a high school friend of my brothers.
And he had a, my brother, he had invited him to the house and he would bring
like the little cardboard mat.
and he had a little beanie and he would do headspins
and he was like doing break dancing
back before I knew it was called breaking
when I was like in elementary school
I was like this good dude's the coolest guy
so I wanted to be I wanted to do the same thing
and I would try to do windmills
I always hit my hip on the ground
and it was really really hurt
but I like instilled for me from a young age
was like this is the cool shit of all time
I'll never be able to do it
of course across the table
the little Croy poppy
Tim well fun Geddies
Hey everybody hey we're gonna have a good show today
we're having had a great games daily
Let's keep that energy going.
Let's never seen Titanic.
We'll talk about that later.
I've also never seen Castaway.
The dates are in, by the way.
December 8th.
Interstellar, 70mm.
I'm at.
December 8th.
December 8th.
You hear the rumors that they thought they lost it?
The print, the Ivex.
What?
They found it.
Oh, because the Paramount, the whole Paramount thing.
That's what they were talking.
Okay, I forget who I was on a Discord call with,
but they were like, man, Paramount almost screwed the pooch on that one.
Screwed the pooch.
So what?
I got to line up my Nolan.
watch through with that.
Yeah.
All right.
Fair enough.
I'm excited.
I mean, we got to turn this into something.
This is so exciting.
It really is.
Remember, this is the kind of funny games cast.
Each and every weekday we get together to talk about the biggest reviews, previews, and
topics in video games live on YouTube, Twitch, and on podcast services around the globe.
If you love what we do, support us with the kind of funny membership on Patreon or
on YouTube to get all of our shows ad-free, watchers record them live and get a daily exclusive
show.
For a chance to be a part of their show, some of your thoughts and opinions as YouTube superchats as
we go. Housekeeping for you. We're an 11-person business all about live talk shows. You just got
KFGD about me and Tim talking about that there, PlayStation, and then want to release more hits.
Right now is the Gamescast. After this, it's going to be a kind of funny happy hour. And after that,
it's going to be some 2XCO with me. It's no bike, Mike. If you're a kind of funny member,
actually, I should also mention that later today, Tim's going to be doing some Tim stuff,
reacting to D23. It's going to be great. It'll be fun. 7 to 10 p.m. I think, something like that.
Just me hanging out on my computer at home, looking at Twitter.
I also recorded a Gregway
Walk to the Corner Store.
And then I was in the Corner Store as well.
Like doing the Gregway in the Corner Store?
It's pretty neat.
Thank you.
Pretty neat, everybody.
If you're a kind of funny member, you can get that Gregway
on Patreon.
We're on YouTube with the Kind of Funny Membership.
Thank you to our Patreon producers, Carl Jacobs,
and Delaney Twining.
Today we're brought to you by Monster Hunter Now
and Better Help, but we'll tell you about that later.
For now, let's start with topic of the show.
Talks.
We're doing a draft.
It is the Star.
Star Wars video game draft because Star Wars Outlaws comes out in how many days Tim?
21.
In 21 days.
And so we're gearing up to get into a Star Wars mode.
And so this episode is going to be looking back, celebrating Star Wars, talking about the best Star Wars.
Each of us picking out Star Wars games to add to a roster of games.
And so the way we're going to do this, this is a draft.
We're going to pick five games each.
And the goal is just to create the best roster of Star Wars games.
The best Star Wars games.
Not our nostalgic favorites.
Not like, oh, we love it even though it's not good.
We're talking about the best.
The best. And we're going to let the audience decide.
At the end of this episode, Barrett's going to put up a strawful.
Maybe we'll even put up a Twitter poll and let the entire community decide who here has the best roster of Star Wars games.
Maybe we'll pull Strauss as he goes first.
I got a wheel of names.
Oh, okay.
The wheel of names.
I got the wheel of names.
So we're going to each draft one at a time.
You can each pick five games each.
We are doing a snake draft,
which means we're going to go down in the row,
and then the last person goes again,
and then we come back around the row.
You know what a snake draft is.
And then at the end, the audience decides.
Do we have any questions?
Those are all the rules that have written down here.
No, I feel like that's great.
It's just this is going to be challenging.
You think so?
I think so, because if we're just talking best,
that doesn't necessarily mean what we think is the best.
We're trying to now play.
There's a game here.
See, I'm playing to the audience.
That's all about the game.
Because I do think it's the fun thing of I was having this conversation yesterday with Roger and Barrett about rules or how we should approach this or what the premise should be.
And I part of me wondered if we should like add some more sauce to it.
Because my fear was that I could just open up Metacritic and work my way down.
But then I started thinking about it of like do I want like I feel like if I did that, I might end up with some samey games.
Is that going to work for the audience?
Does the audience prefer variety?
Yeah.
Right.
Do I need two act, two or three action games?
Should I add in?
Maybe a vehicle game in there somewhere.
Yes, exactly.
You want to have a diverse cast of video games.
You don't want to just have a bunch of racing games in there, you know?
Exactly.
And so on my wheel of names, I have three names here.
I got blessing Andy and Tim.
Wow.
You want to show the camera?
Oh, yeah, for fairness.
Yeah.
All right.
Make sure you're not cheating.
And so I'm going to click the spin to see who goes first.
Okay.
Hey.
So close.
So we're going to start off with Andy.
And then I'm going to delete Andy's name and figure out who goes second.
Oh, it does it automatically.
There you go.
All right.
Let's figure out who goes second.
Between me and Tim.
Tim.
There we go.
All right.
So we're starting with Andy.
We're going Tim.
And then we're going me.
I mean, this is not bad for you, Bluss.
This is bad for me.
I'm getting bone zoned.
I mean, you know, I think going third is great because there's only three people here and you go back to back.
And those eight people going last, not great.
Going last one, your third is pretty good because you get a little back to backer.
Did anybody here do, like, any prep?
I mean, I just know.
I didn't really.
Like, I was looking at a list of Star Wars games yesterday just to see, like, how many games should be draft.
But even then, I'm like, I don't know what my number one draft pick is.
I mean, I know what my number one and two and three are.
I think after that it starts getting a little bit, a little hazier.
But the problem there, too, is,
what does our audience care about?
Because Star Wars games,
the entire history of video games
has Star Wars games.
You know what I mean?
You want to play to the audience
like I'm about to do right now
because everybody knows
I love a good turn-based game.
I love strategy.
I love sitting there.
I hate you so much.
I love waiting my turn.
I love strategizing
what I am to pick
and whether I can throw my lightsaber
at this gentleman over here.
Like what?
Republic do you like it? Yeah, exactly. And do I want it in the daytime? No, maybe not night. I think night sounds good.
I'm going with Cotor Night to the Old Republic gamers. Come out. It's so easy. I mean, it's it, right?
That's the number one. That's the easiest one to pick. Is that still the easy number one? Yeah.
I think with audience and with fans, again, I'm not playing to you. I'm not playing to my base right now. I just know that that's easily the number one pick.
It was like Trump being in a blue state.
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
It's like, what the point?
The thing about Cotor is, while the game might not hold up today
because people like Andy sometimes don't like turn-based games at all of that.
The thing is Cotor's story and characters.
It is probably the best example of a Star Wars video game character
becoming so much part of the Star Wars canon.
It's not canon anymore.
But I feel like Cotor went beyond just being a,
video game and became part of Star Wars
in a way that I don't know that any other
of the games have actually achieved
maybe some of the more recent ones, but
I was gonna say, I feel like your first pick
which, if I'm guessing right, might be
one of those games that has. It might be. It might
be. What you're going with?
So that's the thing, bless it is one of those
games. But which one?
But which one? I'm surprised
that you don't know which one. I mean, I know which one
I would choose
but I feel
I feel like I gotta go
Star Wars Jedi fall in order
Really?
Yeah
I think that's the one
that more people
Rock with
Interesting
That's fast to survive
Why do you feel that way?
I feel like
I really feel like
The performance issues
in Star Wars Survivor
soured so many people on it
that I mean I know
handfuls of people
That didn't even see it
through to the end
because of performance stuff.
I'm one of those people.
Yeah. And you too, right?
No.
No, I'd be,
well, he had to get a really expensive PC to do it.
I waited,
I waited till the end of the year for them to fix the thing.
Yeah,
but even my friend,
Curran, like, he,
he would love Star Wars and love Star Wars games.
Like, he was having problems with it.
Like, to this day,
I don't think he's beating the game.
It only required a $4,000 PC.
And then when I tried playing it on PS5,
a crash within five minutes,
but also when it would try to do 60 frames per second,
that sucker would drop to about like 480p,
it looked like.
It was just real bad.
A very good video game though.
Let me tell you.
Like what those story moments in that game, the twist the turns, shocking stuff.
But yeah, my pick is fall in order.
Wow.
That brings it to me.
And I'm in a good place to get two picks back to back.
The sucky thing is those were the two picks that I was thinking of like, okay, well, if I'm starting off,
my first or second pick needs to be either Knights of the Old Republic or Star Wars, Jedi,
I was leaning towards Jedi Survivor
until you just made that argument.
And it's a good argument.
And the thing that I'm scared of right now
is picking Survivor
and then automatically being put in a place
where people are like,
oh, well, that's not as good as Tim's pick.
So I feel like I got to go for the outside
that specific franchise.
Barrett, while Blessing thinks about this,
is it possible for you to bring up
a little Excel spreadsheet behind us?
Not behind you.
I'm gonna use it as like a kind of B-roll, but I'm gonna...
You're the good.
I'm already on it.
I'm also, I mean, are you looking for like just the games written out?
Because I have it in the dock.
That's lovely.
I'll do that.
I mean, I'm at Crossroads.
He's at a,
me, me, have the Crossroads.
So you won't be lonely.
You at the crossroads.
Am I allowed to consult with Barrett about what games you will like or not?
No.
I feel like if you guys want to do that, you guys get, you each get one consulting.
Oh, like a call, like a,
Phone a friend.
Phone a barrett.
Yeah.
This is your first pick.
Yeah, but you guys put me in a weird place.
Because my mind goes to the Jedi Survivor
or Knights of the Old Republic too.
Okay.
And I don't know if that automatically
puts me behind.
But if I go,
I can pick both of those.
And then I have,
at the very least,
like I have both those bases covered.
You'd have a very strong.
Yeah.
I don't know,
I don't even feel like
yeah, consult me on this one.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to start with Jedi
Survivor.
Damn it.
Because I do think it's the thing of, yes, it's buggy.
And, like, had performance issues.
Star Wars Jedi Fall in Order also had performance issues.
I remember that being one of the main talking points about it.
And I do think there's the thing of when it comes to performance issues in games,
oftentimes people just don't remember them.
Like, as time goes, it's been a year since Jedi Survivor.
And, like, if I ask people about that game, I don't know if one of the top things they're
mentioning about it are the performance issues off the bat.
I think they're talking about like the story.
I think they're talking about how open,
how much more open those levels were.
Getting your first lightsaber.
Getting your first lightsaber.
The platforming level where you're like dashing through the portals and shit, right?
I think those are the moments that stick out more.
I think people have,
are a bit forgetful when it comes to bugs and not just in this game,
in games in general.
I also think just even more point of why I chose Fallen Order Over Survivor.
I feel like the majority of people lean towards the first game
and like kind of like judge sequels more harsh,
where it's like it's just more of the same
and I feel like that's like a common criticism
that I feel like
Turner Survivor in many ways is just more of the same
but you either love that or don't
But if you think they expanded it
I would actually argue against that to me
For Survivor like for me personally
In terms of story I didn't love it as much
As the first one
In terms of it being a sequel gameplay
And design wise I think it actually did step up
Its game compared to follow
I think you care more than most people though
Like you you get into the Duffy
of like making that argument and I totally agree with what you're saying
but I feel like to just mainstream people
Survivor to Fallen Order is the same thing as Spider-Man 2 to Spider-Man 1.
Oh, I don't think I don't think I don't think I think the difference between
Survivor and Fallen Order are a bit more apparent.
As far as just a way like more open game as far as that exploration especially when
you get to what's the name of that planet?
Bobo Cobo Cobo
Once you get to Cobo right like there it's there's an open area that big open zone
The big open zone, you got the bar, you come back to you, you play some of them bar games of people.
Yeah, part one is definitely, feels a bit more linear.
And the open zones you're exploring are definitely a lot more condensed.
And I do like the sabres you get in Survivor, right?
Like the different stances you have where you have like the kind of the great sword stance with like the, the hilted lightsaber.
And then you have the more, like the more, I forget what the more quicker one was.
But like they basically, the jewel, or the jewel, yeah.
I like that stuff.
Also, they took the customization to another level when it comes to lightsabers and a little
BD1.
And even just Cal, you know?
Like, I know he's not like a creator character, but that game, you could really make Cal your own,
which was also cool.
For my second pick.
First game was just ponchos.
Yeah.
For my second pick, I am going Star Wars, Knights of the Old Republic too, because I, too,
like Andy, big fan of these games.
Shut up.
Played him so much.
I love the turn-based combat.
I love being a knight,
especially during that era of the old republic.
Yeah.
One of my favorite Star Wars eras.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
And I know people love this game.
And so that's my pick.
That's when Democry's use,
was at an all-time high or low,
depending on how you're looking at.
Depending on what side you're on.
Exactly.
Whether it be the Sith or the last half full, you know.
Tim Getty's direct to you.
Your second pick.
Star Wars.
Battlefront.
God damn it.
I really wanted to pick it.
Okay.
too. Wow.
That's good.
Yeah. That's a great pick.
Playing to the people, everybody.
That is playing to the people.
That's getting everybody all juiced up.
Conquest.
Galactic. Galactic conquest.
That's one where if I was just picking on my
based on just my own personal taste, that's number one.
Like Star Wars Battlefront 2 is forever a game
that is going to be my top 30, 40, like, favorites of all time.
And it's one that I think for me,
and probably for a good group of people during that era,
was probably formative as far as introducing people to like class-based gameplay.
Obviously class-based shooters existed before then.
But putting that in Star Wars and having it work so well and adding in the Galactic Conquest element to it, I think what's such a cool.
And yeah, having a PSP version was such a cool thing, especially when you get into, oh, as I'm going, I'm unlocking more classes.
And now I'm playing as the droidica.
And I have those like fucking weird-ass abilities where I can do the shield and all that shit.
Now they are two of them.
Or I'm playing as the dark trooper.
like that the way in which they like leveled up as you go of like the kind of classes you can play as and like building in the differences I thought was so cool and yeah like was was what ushered me into playing other class-based shooters after that yeah and even like when we played the like bundle that came out and you just absolutely destroyed me in a game of galactic conquest like it was really impressive to go back to a game from 19 years ago and it still felt good to play like not the most advanced or crazy
thing ever, but it's still like
moment to moment gameplay. You're like,
damn, this was... Still a blast. Still a blast, yeah.
Andy.
Huh.
It's a tough one.
I'm just a tough one because I'm...
I think I have one or two more
until I start going with my...
The ones in my heart. You know what I mean?
But right now, I will go with
I mean, who could
deny the power? Who could
deny the power, Tim?
of a guy named Kyle.
Kyle Katarred.
Yeah, yeah.
But I'm going with the sequel.
Jedi Knight 2, Jedi Outcast.
I like that.
Everybody loves Kyle Katarn.
I mean, he's just one of them guys that like,
even if you're somewhat
into the Star Wars universe,
and we know that once Disney bought it,
they're like, hey, all that of the shit,
it's not real, it doesn't exist.
But, like, Kyle Katar is just one of those names
that even if you're on the fringes,
you're like, I've heard of that guy.
Was he in the movie that like,
now he's a video game guy,
but everybody knows of Kyle Katarn.
Do they?
Kyle.
I didn't know that was like,
Kyle, grab your friend,
so McTavish.
I didn't know that they had Kyle's in the Star Wars universe.
That does not sound like a Star Wars name.
He's good friends with Luke, you know.
Kyle Kaye.
My good friend, Kyle Katarne.
Kyle Katarne.
I mean, everybody knows him in the Star Wars universe.
Of course.
And the second one was better.
And that's also me playing to the audience.
that's a game I may have rented once
look you're you're playing well I just
I worry that the audience is not our audience
like Jedi Outcast incredible game
the Jedi Night series incredible series
we won't very much a old school PC type
okay but we won't have a true judging
until we put this out on
Twitter
on on X everything platform we'll also do
straw polls in our chat as well
yeah because I know the chat you know our chat is our audience
but then you put this hot on you're right
I consider Twitter the real vote
You put this out on Twitter where it starts going to everybody's algorithms,
or they're like, oh, I love Kyle Katarne.
This tweet from Kadafling is going to pop off.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah. This is going to be the one.
I love Kyle.
Kyle, Luke, and Ben.
Andy, I believe you get to go again.
No.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, now I'm at the point where I'm like, do I start going with my favorites?
Because how many are we picking?
Five.
Oh, shoot.
And while you're thinking about that, I want to tell you a Patreon.
Yeah, you do.
I'm giving you a layup here.
Yeah.
But I just, we're halfway, so I got to do it.
Patreon.com slash kind of funny and YouTube.com slash kind of funny games is where you can go to get the kind of funny membership, which allows you to get shows ad-free.
Speaking of ads, let us tell you better sponsors.
This episode is brought to you by Monster Hunter Now.
There's never been a better time to jump in and play Monster Hunter now.
The game allows you to embark on a global quest in the real world to track down and hunt monsters from the Monster Hunter universe with your friends.
For a limited time, earn a powerful Mr. Beast's sword and shield, the perfect starter weapon for new hunters via the Mr. Beast.
quest line. Check this out.
Wait, wait.
Late for work, then, monster hunter now.
Boring date.
Then, monster hunters now.
Then, now, then, now, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now.
Monster Hunter now, hunt.
Download Monster Hunter now by scanning this QR code, we're going to kind of funny
dot com slash monster hunter now again go to kind of funny dot com slash monster hunter now to get monster hunter now now
now this episode is brought to you by better help every once in a while it is important to check in
and ask yourself what are your self-care non-negotiables when your schedule is packed with kids
activities big work projects and more it's easy to let your priority slip even when we know what
makes us happy it's hard to make time for it but when you feel like you have no time
for yourself, non-negotiables like therapy are more important than ever. Some of Tim's best
friends use better help and love how helpful it can be for learning positive coping skills
and how to set boundaries. It empowers you to be the best version of yourself. It isn't just for
those who've experienced major trauma. If you're thinking of starting therapy, give better help
a try. It's entirely online. Designed to be convenient, flexible, and suited to your schedule,
just fill out a brief questionnaire to get matched with a licensed therapist and switch therapists
any time for no additional charge.
Never skip therapy day with BetterHelp.
Visit BetterHelp.com slash Kind of Funny today to get 10% off your first month.
That's BetterHelp.
H-E-L-P dot com slash Kind of Funny.
And we're back.
I want to shout out a few super chats that we've gotten in.
One from DJ Kento who says,
Star Wars Game Fact, the character artist on the Super Star Wars Games,
now is the head designer at turn 10.
Joshy G writes in and it says Jedi Outcast and Jedi Academy are excellent picks.
And DJ Kento, I'm not going to read that one until the end.
Because again, chat, you guys stop giving people ideas.
But you're the one getting the ideas.
You're the one looking at the ideas.
Yeah, you get the ideas.
Why didn't everybody else get the ideas?
Because sometimes I have ideas and then people in chat are on the same wavelength.
And I'm like, well, now they're going to have the ideas.
Stop infecting their brains.
Of course you were on the same wavelength.
I'm locked in, man.
I know when my picks are.
All right, well then let's hear, well, before we get to you,
let's hear Andy's next pick.
Also, could I just say snake drafts with three people are do-doo butter.
I honestly agree
How the fuck am I saying
Do you get one pick
And each you get two
Every single time
Tim's getting fucked
Honestly Tim
You're still in the fight
I know
Let's see how this goes
Yeah no Tim's
This is looking fantastic
Thank you
Not as fantastic as mine
But you
I'm mentally struggling with this one
As I do with most things
But I'm gonna go
With something right here
That I think could appeal
To a wider base
God damn
This game
came out on the 360
See, it's called Lego Star Wars.
Complete saga, what was it called?
Assumption.
The complete saga.
Lego Star Wars Complete saga.
Okay.
Interesting.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
You want your kids to be playing Star Wars.
Your kids are known who Kyle is now.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
They know Kyle.
They do know Kyle.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
The complete saga.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Not sure that's the one I would have went with, you know?
But if I'm being honest, I don't know which one I would have been.
Actually, no, I do.
There's one.
Yeah, there's one?
I mean, I think there is a one to pick for a Lego Star Wars game.
Playing to the base.
He's playing to the base.
He's playing to the base.
It's going to be an interesting conversation.
Although, maybe I'm wrong.
I'm using my building blocks.
Because chat is saying, no, that's the one.
Chad is saying that's a great pick.
They're saying that's the one to pick, I think, because of nostalgia.
Bear knows the one I'm thinking of.
I do.
But maybe we'll get there later.
Maybe.
Who's next?
Tim's next.
Tim's next.
Good.
Force unleashed everybody.
Oh,
Tim.
That's a good one.
Number one.
That's a good one.
Old Kyle's friend.
What's his name?
Dash.
Nope.
Fuck.
Job.
Star Killer.
Star killer.
The coolest name of all time.
Who could forget me?
He was in Soul Caliber.
He was.
Oh, wow.
It's such a crazy thing to happen.
Wasn't Yoda in it too?
Uh-huh.
Yeah, Yoda was in the Xbox version, I believe.
And it sucked because he was short.
so he was hard to hit.
Hell yeah.
The big gameplay problem.
I don't know why they chose Yoda of all characters.
There's so many other characters to pick from.
Did you ever play Force Unleashed?
Oh, yeah.
You fuck with Force and Leashed?
I read Box Force and Leashed a decent amount of times.
It's the peak of like edgy era Star Wars that like
somehow shouldn't stand the test of time, but for whatever reason it does.
I mean, dude, it was a right place, right time.
Yeah.
Remember the DLC?
I think it was for part two that was like kind of like, what if they lost?
on Endor.
So that's a DLC for the first one is like,
there's the two endings in the main game.
You either go after the emperor
who's killing all of your friends
from the rebellion spoilers for this game
that came out 16 years ago.
Or you fight Darth Vader
in like a more emotional revenge thing
and you essentially win that fight against Vader,
but then all of your friends die
and then the emperor recruits you as his apprentice.
And then the DLC is a follow-up
to that ending where you go off and you kill Obi-1 on...
You hunt everybody down from the original trilogy.
You see, you kill Obi-1.
Good.
You deserve it.
You kill Luke on Hoth.
It's so fucking cool.
You kill Kyle.
There's...
On named planet.
Like, when we think of core memories,
I think of core memories all the time.
Of course you do.
We're talking like, you know,
Gears of War all around me are familiar.
You know, like, the first time you saw that commercial,
the first time you saw the Halo 3 commercial, right?
All that stuff.
The Force Unleashed commercial,
holding the Star Destroyer,
is one of the coolest,
most sick images you'll ever see in your life.
Up there with, like, Knuckles holding a gun,
or a shadow holding a gun.
I get Knuckles a gun.
Yeah.
Oh, he uses his fist.
That'd be, you can't give him a gun.
Have you watched Knuckles yet?
I don't think I'll ever watch Knuckles.
That's all I haven't seen it.
I will watch it, though.
I mean, when you watch it, let me know, maybe I'll watch it with you.
At this point, it's like, you know, it released.
And then, like, now I don't have a reason.
Because, like, what, I'm going to watch it for the zeitgeist?
There's no zeitgeist.
Knuckles.
And so if you watch it, then it's like, okay, well, Tim's watching it.
It's something to talk about.
I'm going to watch it before Sonic 3.
I need to know.
Oh, that's a good point.
Yeah, maybe I'll watch it right before Sonic 3.
It's going to be important to bless.
It might be on.
If Kid Cuddy shows up in Sonic 3.
We need to know.
All right.
So it's me.
And I get two picks.
for my first two picks
you know I went with Jedi Survivor
and nights of the older public too
and that was me trying to play the game
of like trying to cover
the same basis that you guys covered
for your first picks
I didn't play to my heart though
and pick and I didn't pick
Battlefront too
which I feel a little salty about
and so for my next pick
I do want to play to my heart a bit more
I'm going Star Wars
Episode 1 Racer
I respect it
I respect it
damn it
now we are veering into the territory
of like is it really
the best Star Wars game
It's really good, though.
It's really good.
Here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
I played it a few years ago when it re-released on PlayStation.
Holds up.
Fun game to have on handheld on Switch.
Like, it definitely leans more towards a nostalgia pick.
And that's where I'm kind of getting where we only have.
We don't have a whole lot.
I'm with it.
There's not a whole lot of ball game left.
That's my other thing with it is that, yeah, like the picks that I have are,
I guess, nice to the little Republic.
If you pick Shadow of the Empire, that's like one of the best rated Star Wars games ever.
But like, I know.
That one is definitely the one that's hard to go back to.
But I don't know if people really know that when they're voting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And to be clear, I would have put Racer, I would have voted for Racer.
That was going to be my next pick.
That's my thing is I also, I want to, to the variety aspect of it.
Yeah.
I want to get something that is the nostalgia pick.
And I think episode run Racer, honestly, of that era, one of the better Star Wars games,
if not, maybe I can make the argument of, like, maybe the best Star Wars game of that specific era.
I don't know if I'm ready to make that argument, but I can see myself getting there and making it
because that game was really, really fun.
I'm not going to pick Jedi Power Battles.
I know, even though my heart wants to.
I'm not going to pick Masters of Teres Kasi.
I rented the fuck out of Jedi Power Battles,
but I would not put it in my top five of things
that I want to show off and have an audience agree with me with.
I love that game.
But, man, you have Plowcun without Orange Light Savor.
He was my main.
Blochoon's a core memory.
I'm going to use my one phone of Barrett.
Oh!
Ring ring.
Hello, what's a blessing?
What do you need to know about Star Wars video games?
Barry, I want to talk to you about a franchise of games called Rogue Squadron.
Fuck you.
This is bullshit.
Fuck you!
I don't know much about Rogue Squadron.
I know they're multiple...
You don't deserve it!
I don't know which is the best one to pick.
Because I know people fuck with Rogue Squadron.
I know people love Rogue Squadron.
This is a tough one to ask me about specifically because the one that I had was the N64 one.
They're both good picks.
Which like I personally really liked.
I know the follow-up is the one on the GameCube.
GameCube, yeah.
Tim put up the three.
I didn't even know that there was a third one made.
I'm going to be honest.
I mean, Star Wars Squadrons?
That's a different thing, isn't it?
Man.
That game.
Although that's also a good...
But it's a good game that was just too hardcore.
People weren't ready.
Ten years from now, we're going to be talking about how good Star Wars Squadrons was.
No, I just think that that game is come and gone.
I think that genre similar to...
Remake a twist of metal.
You'll play that for four days.
You know what I mean?
Like, that genre is gone.
I feel you in terms of like...
I guess, yeah.
No, I guess I agree with you.
I think the problem with Star Wars Squadron
is that the people weren't ready for it.
You know what I mean?
Like, the audience just wasn't there for it.
But the game itself, technically, I think, is this a fucking good game?
Kill it if you have to.
I think it's like, I think it's a well put together simulation of what dog fighting should be.
Yeah, but it just like, it just weren't ready.
Like, it didn't really, like, latch on to an audience.
Like a huge audience that would be, who would see it on your team and be like,
yes, I got to vote for that because it's on your team, right?
Bless.
I am going to give you the suggestion of two.
Because that was the one all my friends had on GameCube.
I did not own it, but they fucking loved that game.
And I think that's like probably what the nostalgia play is really going to be is that second one.
Yeah, I was leaning towards that.
Yeah, I think I'm going to go with that, actually.
That is the answer.
Just to be clear, when I threw up the three earlier, I wasn't saying three is the best.
There are three games.
Oh, gotcha, got you.
Yeah.
This is called Star Wars Rogue Squadron 2.
Rogue Leader.
God, that's sick.
Hold on.
That's a dope name for a video game.
Here's the thing.
All of those words are cool.
I need y'all to know this.
Star Wars Rogue Squadron 2, Rogue Leader,
was a GameCube launch title.
It was a launch title?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Can you bring up footage of the Death Star run
in Rogue Squadron 2?
I can't believe that a GameCube launch title
still looks this good.
And I'm saying all this and I haven't looked at it in a very long time.
That's the best way to preface of it.
It's going to be garbage.
I bet it holds up because I remember being wowed then.
And I remember anytime I see this game, I'm like, my first thought is how was that a GameCube launch title?
It's me a burnout three.
I see.
Like here's the thing though.
Rogue Squadron 1 was still like deep in my heart.
Oh yeah.
I think they're both good picks.
That's why you were saying Star Wars episode one, Racer,
like the best of that era.
Oh, you're going to Roak Squadron?
Yeah.
This is the GameCube one?
Yeah.
This is a GameCube launch title.
Oh, yeah.
Like, what the hell, dude?
This thing's great.
Like, this looks amazing, right?
This is pretty damn good for a launch GameCube title.
I don't think we should do it.
But some content creator out there should do just Star Wars games in review and play
through every Star Wars game and review it and I'll watch it.
Because, like, I just want to, like, there are so many.
that I couldn't play the ball.
I don't know if any of us
got to play the ball.
And I look at this and I'm like,
I would have played the fuck out of this
if I had a game game.
I think there's definitely a series like that.
Or, no,
maybe I'm thinking of Anthony Carboni
playing every Zelda game.
He did Spider-Man.
Oh, Spider-Man.
I was the one who did a video
called Zelda in review.
Damn.
It was very.
I did two of them actually.
I vaguely remember this.
60 friends per second.
Hot.
Whoa, really?
That's crazy.
I'm telling you, man.
A game.
Banded off.
Damn, dog.
What was the framework of burnout three?
I'll look that up while we go back
to Tim for your fourth pick.
I wasn't ready for that.
Is it me?
Yeah, because I went twice.
Snake draft.
Wait.
Because it's Andy first.
Tim in the middle.
You're right.
Wait, but he just went.
No, I just went twice.
He was talking about rogue leader.
Yeah, he was getting you all hyped up.
I thought it was his big.
No, no, no.
I saw a big game earlier.
I got thrown off their thought squadron was mine in the bag.
I really did
I threw your bitch eyes off
I really did
I'm blanking on the name of it
he's blanking
he's joking
he's joking
he's about to lose his big
that's crazy
he's thinking of Star Wars
Connect
the big
multiplayer one
Connect
no
yeah no
Galaxy squadrons
oh you're talking about
the MMO
yeah
Star Wars old Republic
the old Republic
that's what I'm going to go with
he's going to
Star's the old
like that's a
that would be a solid
last pick out
would say.
But a solid pick nonetheless.
There's so much content there.
Yeah.
There's so much to experience.
Here's the thing.
And I might be leading the audience a little bit here.
I applied there.
I got declined several times.
You brought up the Force Unleashed trailer being like a core memory.
Yeah, yeah.
Anything released for the old republics of core memory.
All of the Blur Studios.
Dude.
Things.
Even if you didn't play this game, it's one of the best Star Wars games.
Yeah.
I've never touched this game.
but I like I hold this game to a high regard because of those
The shot of
The Jedi temple getting invaded and you just see all the red sabers turn on
Get the fuck out of here.
It's funny when I was prepping this doc yesterday
One of the premises I was throwing out for this draft is like
Maybe we make it so that the what we're trying to draft are like
If you could only play the Star Wars games for the rest of your life
Right now Tim's list is looking like it
Yeah
Right between battlefront,
and fall in order and force and leash
and then like if I needed an MMO
like Star Wars World Public is there for me
that's good for that.
All right. Andy.
I don't like where I'm at
physically and mentally.
What's crazy is that there's still so many
Star Wars games left.
There's way there's. I was expecting to get to like
the final round to be like I don't know.
Plus there's a bejillion.
There's a bledillion.
Okay.
So now I'm going to kind of just
play time.
my heart and my mind and my soul and my body.
I'm going to go with, do I have a
I'm going to, man, this is a tough one.
One's better,
but one is more nostalgic.
I'm going to go with the
OG Rogue Squadron
on the Nintendo 64.
Play that game of buttload.
Good answer.
I mean, you know, tying up the adats,
it was a great time.
It was a great time.
You know, a little garage.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because the other one I wanted to pick Jedi Starfighter on PS2.
Yeah.
Was a better video game?
No.
Than Rogue Squadron 1, I think.
No, not a chance.
It wished it was.
And I love that game.
But like, that game is like, that, that was like, oh, we're going to do Rogue Squadron,
but it's going to be like next gen.
And it just kind of like lacked the heart.
Okay.
Okay, I feel you.
I really liked Starfighter, though.
No.
Okay, now this gets really, really tough.
Your final pick here.
Final pick, because you were, like,
Racer was definitely the one, right?
I'm writing down a list right now of, like,
what could be my final pick?
Because now it's getting kind of tough.
God, I hate seeing chat be on the same way.
Like, because it means sometimes, Andy.
You sure you want Survivor?
Oh, let me phone a Barrett.
Yeah.
So, one that I'll throw out there for you.
What, you didn't say hello?
Oh, hello, hello, hello, Barrett.
Or hello, Andy.
It's your roommate, Barrett.
I hear you need a Star Wars video game to draft for your final round for the Star Wars.
Yeah, this is the fifth pick.
This is something like...
Do you have any vibes of what you're trying to go for?
I say look at where we're at right now, right?
We have the best Star Wars game of all time.
We have one game that can appeal to the fun and goofiness with the Lego complete saga.
We have the Shipfighter, Rogue Squadron thing, Jedi Knight to Outcast.
A good man, Kyle.
And a lot of nostalgia plays in different eras, I would say, of Star Wars.
Now another one that would be a nostalgia play, I would say for my age specifically, Andy, would be Star Wars Episode 3, the video.
God damn it.
Revenge of the Sith.
See, that's just out of my era.
Good game.
That's a really good game.
That's just so out of my era and I just don't really know anybody who talks about it in that way.
Like it feels like you need to mention it in order for everybody to be like, oh shit, that is a good game, you know?
I'm looking at what chat's saying
I gotta turn off chat
You know what pick it
I have such a bang or fifth pick
I'm excited
No I hate you all
I think I'm in a good place because
I feel like
no matter what Andy says
I have a counter for it
Right
Like if any goes for the nostalgia pick
With episode three
I got one in mind
That can counter it
If it goes for a more modern pick
I got something in mine
That'll can't counter it
Huh
I feel like I should just
I got a weird pick too
If you want to throw it out there
If you want to get weird, we can get weird, Andy.
Oh, fuck, you're so right, chat.
I love that.
I love that pick, but I'm going to go with something more modern and multiplayer
Battlefront, too, by EA.
God damn it.
Yeah.
I'm still one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's, I needed to fill that out.
I'm not saying that Barrett's a bad pick.
I just don't have a multiplayer game here.
And I wanted to fill out all the genres.
And think about it towards the end of it.
Obviously, this game launched and everybody hated it.
Everybody's mad at it.
The whole world was on fire.
And then, you know,
You know, by the end of it, I feel like it had this kind of cult following.
Yeah.
Let's just remember how Star Wars Battlefront 2 just completely ruined loopboxes for everybody.
Remember that?
Yeah, but then, you know, they took it.
Remember they called, you know, Mr. Disney and he was like, what the fuck are loop boxes to get that out of my video game?
They're taking out really quickly, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
Quickly, but like, it was, it felt long in the moment.
It must have been like four weeks.
But also, the best thing for that game when it launched was like the, the,
the space battles, the dog fighting.
Ooh, it still feels good.
Hang, I didn't think you were thinking about the Star Wars Battlefront, too, Ingle.
That was going to be my pick if you picked another modern thing.
So that's a good pick for you, Andy.
Tim, what you got?
My final one. Look at my five.
It's not terrible.
Was Battlefront 2, 2017?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Maybe I'm a misremembering.
I think it was 2016.
Because I was back, I thought it was 2018.
I was in, maybe I'm thinking about it, wow.
I was listening to a lot of KFCD.
I'm pretty sure it's 17.
Yeah, it's 2017.
Oh, I must have.
been right before I moved to,
it was November 2017.
Damn.
All right, Tim, you had a bang your final pick?
We had just moved in together, Andy.
That's what it was.
I'm very, very happy that I get to go now
because I was worried it was going to be you,
and I was worried you're going to take this one,
even though it's outside the box.
Because y'all are playing all these nostalgia plays,
and I know that y'all are a slightly different age group than me.
Because the ultimate nostalgia play for people my age.
Not the PC gamers,
because that's a whole other thing that I,
if I'm being honest, don't fully understand.
which of the Thai Fighter versus X-wing.
I don't know.
Yeah, Shadow of the Empire.
I thought you're driving towards Thai fighters just now.
You'd think of the one cover that you'd always see,
and I'd always see it when I'd go to the local Sam's Club.
It was right next to Walmart.
We'd go to the Sam's Club, and that's when my parents were buying bulk or whatever,
and you'd walk by the PC section.
I would see Warcraft 2.
I would see all the first Sims video game,
and I would see the one with the Thai fighter and like the black,
or maybe it was just like, it was all of like these...
You're talking about dark forces.
Yeah, was that Dark Forces?
it was all of like the stormtroopers.
Yeah.
That's a great cover.
So I'm not going that direction
because I don't have that nostalgia myself.
But any kid that grew up in the 90s
when you go to an arcade.
Oh.
And you look around and you start seeing all the different themes you can play.
There's the NBA jam.
There's the dance dance revolution.
But then there's this giant game.
Star Wars,
the trilogy.
And it has this handle.
And there's three different levels.
and in one level
that handle is you
controlling your X-wing
in another one
it's you
holding the goddamn lights at Friday
against Darth Vader
it's one of the fucking coolest games
of all time
is that the one that was all surrounding you
oh yeah
it required four quarters
motherfuckers
they had the balls to be like
oh street fighter two
it's one quarter
no fuck that four quarters
this is immersive
it's gonna be worth it
yeah
you might have an aneurism
in here
put it on Star Wars
no one can hear you
screaming space
Star Wars
The trilogy.
Arcade.
That's good.
That's good.
Which brings it to me in my final pick.
And it's really tough because I just started listing down games that could make a good final pick.
And I think I just had to like, I had to be reactive.
I don't think this is one where I just go straight with the heart.
I think I had to like take a look at Andy and Tim's list to see what holes I need to fill here.
Because Andy has, Knights of the Old Republic, which I've kind of, you know, counter a little bit with Cotor 2.
yeah is Jedi Outcast
Star Wars complete saga
Rogue Squadron 1
Battlefront 2
Both of you guys have battlefronts
And you got none of the battlefronts
That's fucked up less
I mean I could get one of the nobody wants
Star Wars Battlefront one the modern one
I'm sorry modern or the old one
They're both fine
But that Republic Commando
If you go with shadows of the empire
You're gonna get a lot of people horny
That's true
Is it?
I'm not gonna do episode 3
I was thinking episode three for the nostalgia,
but I don't think I need that.
Jedi Power battles.
I think both Rogue Squadron 2 and Racer are holding down the nostalgia.
That's fair, yeah.
I then look at Star Wars Bounty Hunter,
which I know is nostalgia,
but it's also just a cool concept for a video game.
Real talk, not that I'm trying to help you here,
I think Bounty Hunter holds more nostalgic value
and quality value than other games you're talking about there.
But then I shift.
And this one is a weird one, right?
because I wasn't around for Star Wars Ty Fighter
but I know the streets fuck with it.
You oldies out there fuck with it.
People loved it, yeah.
That was where I was telling you about.
That was another game that I played at my
my cousin's friends,
Ty, his house.
Yeah.
Ty had Thai fighters?
Yeah.
He did.
Damn.
And it was one of them PC games.
Like, I didn't know you could do this.
I've seen Word and Excel.
Thought about getting weird and go Invader Mortal.
I'm not going to do that.
I thought about it though.
Yeah, that's too weird.
And then there's the Lego thing.
Noda stories.
the what now?
Yoda stories
what is Yoda stories
I'd never heard of Yoda stories
he's just gonna say it over and over again
Yoda stories
a lot help me out here Barrett
I love you a big of nerd chat
I'm combining two things in my mind
was it the Gameboy color game
or was that was Yoda stories the like
you buy cereal
when it comes in the cereal
oh fuck dude
I think this was cereal
I just picture Yoda having
Instagram stories
this unlocked
Core memory
This unlocked a core memory
Hold on
Dude Yoda stories
Fox
Fucking
Come on
Yeah
Should I pick you
It's a PC game
No absolutely not
It's a terrible pick
But like if you wanted me
Specifically to vote for you
IGN gave it a two out of ten
You're saying this is a serial box game
I'm confused as to
Because I think I had
I had some
Like a road to El Dorado
Serial box
game that I'm pretty sure
gave our computer a
virus.
Oh my God, dude.
It was such like, it's not a good game.
It sucks.
It's so bad.
But you know what the,
this reminds me of less is like the cartoon network games that we were really
into when we were like growing up and like that's the vibe from this.
This looks like he came on a floppy disc.
One out of five stars.
You come on a CD.
No.
Like, holy shit.
That unlocked a.
Holy cow.
I was just brought back to my grand like my grandpa's like,
computer room.
Holy shit, man.
Yeah, so it came out on PC,
but then it was ported to Game Boy.
Yoda Stories remains IGN's
lowest rated Game Boy Color title
with a 2 out of 10.
That's unfortunate.
Yeah.
Okay.
That made my day.
Thank you, Tim.
I want to shout out Star Wars.
I don't have a connection to that game,
but I know it's the one that people fuck with also.
Jeff Grubbs says,
it looks like it came on a flybyes.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
I saw somebody earlier in chat
I think it was the Omega Nerd that says
Bless Lex to act like he's so young
Motherfunk is you guys act like I'm so young
Alright I'm a solid 30 I think
Yeah I'm 30 years old alright leave me alone
Ten dollars superjad from DJ Kento says
Yoda Stories had a demo that came in the cereal
The CD version had a ton of customization for Windows 95
icons mice and sounds
It was a rogue like two every time it was different
Great for PC nerds
I'm so happy that somewhere in here
I remembered Yoda stories and cereal
Only serial I could think about
is the freaking Chex Quest.
That's the only serial game I can think of.
Playing Checks Quest and looking at
Mark Tom and Travis show
a website on Link 182.com.
So I'm down to two games.
I'm just going to talk this to. There's
Star Wars Bounty Hunter and then
there's Star Wars, there's Lego Star Wars,
the Skywalker Saga, which is what I'm surprised
you didn't pick Andy. But
Chat now has been convinced that the
complete collection or whatever, the complete saga
might have been the one over the Skywalker
saga. The Skywaker saga is the new
that just came out.
While a great game,
I don't think,
I don't think it has
any of the nostalgia pole
and I also don't think
that it's quality enough
that people are fucking with it.
I think my thing was that
I view it as just content complete,
right?
Because it contains all the,
when was the complete saga?
That was like,
2007.
Yeah.
So I think, like,
I guess Skywalker saga
I'm considering
because it contains like
the sequel trilogy as well.
And then also just covers
the Lego base,
which I know people are big
on the Lego games.
But yeah,
maybe that's not as good
of a counter as I thought.
It's more of like,
I don't think it's good enough.
to fill that genre of being like, oh, I want
a kiddie, like silly, you know,
and we ain't got kids voting for us on Twitter.
I'm going Star Wars Bounty Hunter.
Good call. That's a great call.
This is one I used to watch Addison play.
And this is one of the tough ones because I really wanted
to hold the controller for this one.
Like, often times Addison would play games in front of me
and I'm like, oh, you do your thing, right?
You're playing whatever medieval game on PS2 or whatever.
This is one where I was like, oh, this is kind of cool, actually.
All right, everybody.
The poll is up on Twitch and YouTube.
Which team has the best games?
I feel like I got this.
Do we want to say them out loud for the audio listeners?
Yeah, let's go through it for the audio listeners.
Of course, there will be a poll on Twitter as well that I'll make Roger do so we can get, you know, the unbiased.
Going through them, though.
Starting with Team Bless, my roster looks like this.
I have Jedi Survivor, Knights of the Old Republic 2, Episode 1, Racer.
Rogue Squadron 2, Rogue Leader and Star Wars Bounty Hunter.
And for me, I have Knights of the Old Republic, Jedi Knight 2, Jedi Outcast, my boy Kyle,
Lego Star Wars Complete saga, Rogue Squadron on the Nintendo 64, and Battlefront 2, the 2017 version.
But think about it the way it would play now, right?
It's super feature complete.
It's got a lot of awesome stuff in there.
That game is gorgeous.
Yeah, it's a beautiful game.
And that was like the first game where I ever heard the term photogrammetry.
Wow.
where EA was scanning rocks,
it being like, that is how this rock looks like in the game.
It makes you feel like you're on tattooing.
Mine are Jedi Fallen Order, Battlefront 2, 2005,
Force Unleashed the Old Republic and Star Wars the Trilogy Arcade.
Hell yeah, get your votes in now.
As you're doing that, we've got a whole bunch of super chats from you guys.
Thank you guys so much, starting with DJ Kento who writes in and says,
don't count out Star Wars arcade games, Pod Racer,
Star Wars Arcade by Sega, and the new battle pods,
some of the best Star Wars gaming is in arcades.
Dell Walker writes in it says,
by the way, there's a full generation of adults
that are plow coo-coon and Kit Fistow stands
solely because of PS-1's Jedi Power Battles
and Lego Star Wars Complete Saga
has outsold almost everything on your list.
Also, I need you to think about this
when you're talking about when you're looking at Tim's list, okay?
Think about how tough the housing market is right now.
Nobody can afford homes.
What sort of landlord is going to let you put a big old
trilogy arcade.
How are you going to get it up to your fifth floor apartment?
It's really, really hard out there.
It's hard times out there.
Again, this is, we're just one for the best.
This isn't the, if you could only play these.
The premise is, look, the housing market is in a crisis.
Also, I want to get, and I only have remembered this because of the more civilized age
podcast.
Plow Coon got, like, another, like, ramp up because of the Clone Wars show, because he was
such a fucking hymbo in that show.
It was just the orange lightsaber for me.
And the fucking face mask?
Yeah, the face mask?
don't even know what the fuck it was but dude i was
del is so right like i was all in
him he was my main in jenni power battles and like i was
obsessed with him to the point that when he
showed up in episode three
i like marked the fuck out i was
so stoked and he dies the stupidest death
wait no hold on plocoon
was actually like really cool
and uh who was the other one
the more like tentacly guy that i'm thinking
of
oh he's the one who like looks like yeah
i forget his name i get slashed real fast
kit fisto kit fisted
He was the hymnbo
in the Clone War show.
Because Plu Koon, like, he ended up dying.
We see him just kind of like getting shot down in space.
And it was like, bro, come on, man.
He's my boy.
I want to see his orange saber.
But then a fun little fact in
Mandalorian season two.
Like, I don't want to spoil the reveal
just because of the setup here.
But like the reveal at the end of season two
of the returning character.
That's a very, very big deal.
Throughout all of the shooting of it.
Luke Skywalker.
It was PluCoon.
Oh.
And then they,
they like,
so all the people working on the show
thought it was couldn't be him,
but no, it was the other guy.
Luke.
Giva Viery writes in and says,
My Dream Star Wars game
is you playing as a mechanic
in fixing various Star Wars vehicles
bust out the old books
that have the internals
of all the ships for that.
Oh yeah.
That's cool.
Dream Star Wars game.
That sounds like a good topic.
You might talk about that at some point.
I remember also walking down the aisles
at Sam's Club, Tim.
Mm-hmm.
And finding the books,
there's a lot of art books, right,
at Sam's Club.
And one of the books would be like the internal hardware of what these ships are.
And it would like x-ray the ship for you and be like like, like, it would show you like cool concept art, right?
What were these books called?
I don't know, but then it would like cut.
The DK books.
It would cut the ship in half and show you like, this is where the engine is.
This is the, this.
And it would show you a lightsaber and be like, here's where this is what powers the Khyber crystal.
And like, it was so cool to see like how the stuff actually worked, even though it's not real.
it was just like really really fascinating to me
Olivia says Tim is for sure
talking about Star Wars Galaxy
I know at one point
You were talking about the multiplayer game I think
you were looking for
Yeah yeah yeah
But then you ended up on
The Old Republic
Sweater is what we called it
In the games industry
The captain
Cun says
Lego Star Wars is a close
There's a close one
I don't know where to go
Because there's two ways to pronounce that
In my head
I'm like I got to choose one
It's a Coon
Star Wars third
Yeah I think it's
Captain Coon? Okay.
K-U-H-N.
Yeah, yeah, that makes sense, actually.
Lego Star Wars, Scott Warka Saga, I think, is a slightly better game than complete saga,
mainly because it doesn't feel like any previous Lego game.
It would be even better with character, or with custom characters, though.
Hmm.
All right, so the polls have come in on the YouTube chat.
Tim won the YouTube poll with 45% of the vote.
Andy got 44% of the vote, and Blessing got 10% of the vote.
Again, I don't trust the live viewers.
On the Twitch chat, Andy won 52% of the vote.
Tim won 39% of the vote and Blessing won 9% of the boat.
So I would say in the combination of the two chats, I think Andy took it away.
I don't know if you know about this thing called racism, Barrett.
But there's a reason why when we tweet these things, I get more percentage without my face attached to it.
Which is why I wait for Twitter.
The platform of the people.
platform with the people.
Let's go.
Take it to Twitter, everybody.
Yeah, definitely no racism on Twitter.
They cleaned it up in the last couple years.
You can't even say cis on there.
Let's see.
DJ Kento says Yoda Stories had a demo that came in serial.
The CD version had a ton of customization for Windows 95, icons, mice, and sounds.
It was a roguelite too.
Every time it was different.
Oh, that's cool.
Great for PC nerds.
Nice.
Someone else asked in chat.
who I would have personally voted for.
I would have gone with Tim.
Tim had me in the chokehold
with Fallen Order in Battlefront, too.
Subbo, what do you think about Barrett's awesome?
Oh, Topuji no, boss.
Damn, that's unfortunate.
Have you been practicing that for the show?
Simoba's Podracer, what do you think?
Do do, do, do, do, do.
So sick, man.
That's one scene where he's, like, right up on Anakin,
and they cut to his age, you just hear,
do, do, do, duc, d' dick, d' dick, d' dick,
it's like, oh, shit, man, this is so sick.
We need a fucking pod racing movie.
More than anything.
And there was one, like, pod racer or shit that was like,
I remember, like, one of them sounded like that.
Then quadrero.
Dude, do, do, do, do, do, do.
Uh, Mad Rock says,
Clone Wars makes Plokoon's death so much more meaningful.
Yeah, he's the one who, um,
recruits Asoka, like, into the Jedi Academy and all that stuff.
And, like, even though,
Anakin is Asoka's, uh, master,
like, Plokun is someone she would often go to.
It's cool, uncle.
fucking awesome uncle vibes
and then we got one more from Chad
who says the fact that Republic Commando
was never picked it's literally one of the best
Star Wars games made also EA fucked up
by stopped updating Battlefront
2 that's how they wrote it
did they stop updating Battlefront 2 is that done
yeah I feel like that was a big thing like a year or two ago
like there was like a day where it was like all right this is like the final
day that we're supporting enough you know
three years except five years enough yeah
um
How did the
Republic?
We'll react when they
when they stopped updating that.
Poito!
Republic
Commandos cool of shit.
I feel like
it needs more love
in the modern day.
Republic Commando?
Yeah.
That's one that I don't
think I have any experience with.
That's one where it's like you
and like you control
like you command literally
like three other
clone troopers
and like the special like squad.
It was cool as shit.
I didn't own it but that was one like
I don't,
I had an Addison of my own.
We all do, right?
But that was like one that I would always go to a friend's house and play because it was sick as hell.
I'm glad Jeff Greub was able to be in the Twitch chat to watch me win.
Because I've always talked so highly and so fondly about these turn-based games and how much...
How much it just really gives you, like, the time to think about what you're doing the strategy, you know?
You could go make a, you could go make a tea if you want.
You could go, you know...
Sometimes you can pick an ability that doesn't even do any damage.
but it's like you might poison your enemy.
Yeah, and then you just wait there for a long time too.
Like, let me read your mind for a little bit.
I'm about to destroy you guys on Twitter.
Let's go.
You guys, we're going to have to go to Twitter and make your voice heard.
I want to vote for me.
But for now, that does bring us to the end of today's kind of funny games cast.
Thank you guys so much for hanging out with us and listening.
Of course, after this, the fun doesn't stop because we've got a kind of funny happy hour for everybody in celebration of our drive month.
Is that what we're calling it?
The Pledge Month.
Yeah, the Pledge on Pledge Month.
So go check that after this and after that some 2XCO with me and Mike.
Of course, this has been the Kind of Funny Games cast.
If you love what we do, support us with the Kind of Funny membership on Patreon or on YouTube to get all of our shows ad free.
Watchers record them live and get a daily exclusive show.
Until next time, it's been our pleasure to serve you.
Yoder Stories.
