Kinda Funny Gamescast: Video Game Podcast - What’s the Worst FPS? - Kinda Feudy

Episode Date: March 2, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:04 Kind of Funny proudly presents Kind of Feudy. And now your host, Greg Brillard. What is up everybody? Welcome to the internet's favorite game show, Kind of Feudy. I'm your host Greg Miller, and we've surveyed 3,000 Kind of Funny best friends, and it's about video games, and it's about to go down as our contestants answer those questions for maximum points. points. Let's meet this week's contestants representing Long Island, New York. It's the tastemaker.
Starting point is 00:00:40 Roger Percorney. Hi. Hi. How are you? I'm good. How confident are you today? Very confident because if I win or lose, it doesn't matter because this is a hurt game because I hurt my little pinky last night. I try to catch a knife. This slice my finger open and roll bad. Yeah, I was clean for a few hours. Probably needs to. Why was there a nice flying? Yeah. Well, no, I just, it just fell. I was cut up a bunch of rotisserie chicken, but I actually wasn't cut. I was ripping it with my hands. So I just had the knife there bumped into it. And then I just sliced my finger open. So either way, if I win or lose, it doesn't matter, I'm hurt.
Starting point is 00:01:08 Playing hurt. Of course, he's the nitro rifle from the RGV. It's Andy Cortez. Abolish Ice Boy. That was good. I like that. And I like that. We made a character last episode.
Starting point is 00:01:19 Blessing started it. Woke Kratos. Of course, representing Champaign, Illinois. It is leftover poppy. Blessing Eddie O.J. Jr. He hurt his pinky. My brain's healthy. Pink in the brain.
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Starting point is 00:03:23 Everyone talks about it. Yeah, but you don't know what goes in there. I don't like that part of it. Roger. What's the worst FPS? I asked 3,000 kind of funny best friends. What's the worst FBS? When did this?
Starting point is 00:03:40 Sub 30. When did this go up? I mean, we're moving pretty clip. We're at a good clip. It would have been this year, January. I think the week matters for this one. I think it would have been. The first half of January I can give you.
Starting point is 00:03:56 The first half of January. Not yet. I mean, maybe still honestly. I mean, I'll see it for the way. Yeah, maybe. Oh, this is tough. Man, I don't even know y'all are referencing.
Starting point is 00:04:06 I don't either. Highguard. Oh, gotcha. Oh, you were? I wasn't thinking about that one. This is way before Highgard. Okay, fuck. Um, hmm, yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:14 Uh, fuck it. I'm gonna say, um, Black up seven. No, no. Yeah, black up seven. Here's the thing. I'm gonna just make it easier on you guys.
Starting point is 00:04:26 The way we tabulated votes here, we're not, it's, we don't need a specific. Oh, okay. also he gets all of call of duty I get all of that's what you pick I mean that's what he's picking the worst that's your number one that's your number what's your pick that's the first thing
Starting point is 00:04:39 about call duty though think about it yeah yeah love complaining about I gotta go with the big yeah sure call of duty call of duty Greg Roger says call of duty survey says yeah call of duty number one 50 points no all of call duty is the stupidest
Starting point is 00:04:57 answer you possible yeah no there's a few other ones that's definitely the right answer just for like what people hate the most. Sure. Yeah, it's true. People love hating that game. NERGY. Nerds. Like, College Duty being the number one answer.
Starting point is 00:05:10 Throw up. Yeah. ADIS 3,000 kind of funny best friends. What's the worst FBS? He's going up in the octaves. He's trying to find it. He's searching. He's searching. Apex. Apex is what Andy answers. Survey says. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:05:32 Miss. We're going to miss on that one. I apologize for you. Okay. Blessing, we come to you. Noted FPS, Poppy. That's what they call me. in the streets, Concord. Yeah. Great job. That's the one.
Starting point is 00:05:44 Great job. Blessing says Concord. Survey says. He won the 50 points, even though. Wow. What? So many ponies. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:05:57 I will let you know. Everybody in the comments is like, I love the weekly roll out of the lore. I will let you know. Because I always like give you a little bit insight here. Concord is in sixth place. Damn. One vote behind the fifth place. Wow.
Starting point is 00:06:10 Oh. Roger, we come back to you're the only one on the board right now, 50 points to zero zero. What's the worst FPS? People don't love what they did for the sequel. So I'm going to go Overwatch. Damn it. Oh, shit. Okay.
Starting point is 00:06:24 Roger is Overwatch. Survey says. Wow. That's a negative. That's a swing and a miss there. Call dude to being number one has thrown off. Like any sense of what the strategy is here. Andy, you have fertile ground to get on the board here.
Starting point is 00:06:40 Like no. Two, three, four, and five are all on the board. No Concord and no... There's one in my mind, and it's like crazy when Call Duty is number one. That's crazy. Andy's searching. For the record, I like Concord. I love Concord.
Starting point is 00:06:57 Yeah, that was a fun two weeks. And high guard. It's a solid. I mean, I like you. Yeah, listen. Solid seven. FBS players have no whimsy is the problem. Open your heart to something weird, you know?
Starting point is 00:07:08 I'm saying. I'll say Valorant. Hey, good answer. Andy says Valorant. Survey says The negative, that's a miss, that's a swing and a miss. What other FPS? We're about to be climbed out of you.
Starting point is 00:07:23 I mean, there are so many. You have to be goofy and say 30 frames per second. Oh, I mean, I'm not going to say that, but I like it. What? 30 frames, FPS. The Friends per Second podcast. Lucy James. Um, I'm going to go on, like, I'm going to go with something
Starting point is 00:07:44 an area of FES we're not talking about here. I'm going to say Duke Nukem Forever. Hey, okay, okay, okay. We're gonna, you know, we fuck up. That should be number one. That should be number one. Oh, you're thinking about one? Yeah, let's talk about it.
Starting point is 00:07:57 Blessing says Duke Nukem forever. And again, we are just looking for franchises. So Duke Nukem, Duke. Okay. Survey says, yeah, 40 points for Bless. I close that one out. Can I guess?
Starting point is 00:08:09 Yeah, well, let me just recap it. Roger got number one with Call of Duty for 50 points. Blessing gets number two with Duke Nukem. or 40 points. Actually, I should have more than that. Medal of honor. You're off the board now,
Starting point is 00:08:21 and this is no longer, this is a medal of honor. Our eighth place, answer. Wow. I was thinking Halo infinite. Yeah. Halo,
Starting point is 00:08:28 our seventh place answer. Wow, what the fuck? So let's go down the line from the top. Call of Duty, Duke Nukem. Number three was Battlefield.
Starting point is 00:08:35 Okay. We're looking for a battlefield there. Number four was, Hayes. We were looking for Hayes. No, we got a broken on ease. Hey, everybody, we got a broken audience.
Starting point is 00:08:46 And number five was 30 frames per second. It was... You gotta go, Andy! You gotta go sometimes! Just make the move, Andy! Where's your whimsy, you know? At the end of round one, Roger is on top 50 points, blessing has 40,
Starting point is 00:09:03 Andy has zero. But there's still so much video games to talk about and play. Just butchered it. You almost made it there. Almost got it, you know what I mean? I've just been off my games since the fucking Howard the Duck thing. duck thing. Number two, I asked 3,000 kind of
Starting point is 00:09:19 funny best friends. What's the best video game with ICE? Of course, we had already done what's the best video game with fire. And this was, well, it might have been while ICE was murdering American civilians in the street. But it wasn't, you know, we didn't. Thankfully, I don't think they're in a video game. Mm-hmm. Yet.
Starting point is 00:09:34 Got an opener. I mean, fucking I could think of a couple like World War II has the Nazis. Good job. Good job. Fuck ice, everybody. Wolfenstein.
Starting point is 00:09:49 Andy, we start with you. Name a game with ice. What's the best video game with ice? Similar to how the best video game with fire we did back in the day. Best video game with ice. For this one, I am looking for titles. That kind of fucking exaggerates. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:10:01 Okay. I'll let you know. I don't think you're going to get the one that's... There's one franchise that's what. Maybe it was the first video game, but I doubt it I just let it ride. We'll get along. We'll get there eventually. I'll say ice climbers.
Starting point is 00:10:14 Wow. And he says, ice climber survey says, fuck no. Fuck no. Get out of here. That surprises me. I don't think of best. I'm just like naming a game.
Starting point is 00:10:26 Wait, save the prompt again. What's the best video game with ice? Best. Okay. You guys already played the fire one. I mean, Roger edited it. You got to run off the fire one. My turn, right?
Starting point is 00:10:36 Yes. I'm going to give an answer you wouldn't think I would give. Monster Hunter World Iceboard. Oh, wow. Hey, good job. there was a whole bunch of last time around with Monster and stuff like. Blessing says Monster Hunter, survey says
Starting point is 00:10:50 Oh. But those who know, no. They know if they know. If you know, you know, you know. You know you got to know, you know, you know. PlayStation, PlayStation, God of War, Ragnar. Yeah, that's the one I should have given. Roger says God of War Ragnar Rock. Survey
Starting point is 00:11:08 says. Yeah, okay. 40 point answer in second place is God of War Ragnar Rock. We make our way back to Andy Cortez. Oh, yeah. That makes sense. Best video game with ice.
Starting point is 00:11:30 3,000 kind of funny best friends. One. 3, 4, 5 on the board. Only God of War Ragnarok has been snapped up. Zelda. Hey. Good answer. Don't be proud of yourself.
Starting point is 00:11:49 Say it. Andy says Zelda. Survey says. No, that's a miss. Zelda not on there. Zelda's not on there. Zero points of the first two rounds. The rough one.
Starting point is 00:12:00 That's a hard hold to climb out of, but this is a tough one so far, it seems. Blessing? Name the best video, or what's the best video game with ice? Yeah, it's tough. A lot of answers. A lot of ice. Is there? I know there is, but I can't think of games where ice is more prominent outside of just an ice level.
Starting point is 00:12:18 I hate saying ice out. I know, right? They totally ruined ice. You know, they used to be cubes. Yeah. They used to be cubes over a certain temperature. Yeah. You know?
Starting point is 00:12:28 Zero degrees Celsius? I don't know. This is a freezing temperature. No, so it was in Fahrenheit, though. 33. Oh, you said, okay. I thought you're just saying 32. Please just name a video game.
Starting point is 00:12:40 Please just name a video game. Man, you know, ice. Yeah. A lot of getting answers. A lot of games. A lot of getting answers. The snow count. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:12:49 I mean, does it count? Has anybody said Mario here? You know what I mean? Mario. Which Mario? Damn it. Remember I said I was looking for actual time. He said Zelda.
Starting point is 00:12:58 Yeah, but I knew it was on the list who gives you shit. Okay, that means this on the list. Hmm. Every Mario game has eyes. I know, brother. Is there one with more ice than it? There is. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:17 Oh, really? The big ice level. I don't know what you're talking about. I can think of so many ice levels and so many Mario games that aren't Wonder. Man, I mean, the one I'm thinking of is Mario 64. Yes, so I'll just say Mario 64. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Starting point is 00:13:31 He says Mario 64. Survey says... You don't need to play more Mario 3. There we are. There we go 30 points to blessing by getting the third place. I was talking with you, yeah, I know. It was Mario 64.
Starting point is 00:13:44 Oh, okay. Well, because like, maybe I just play too much Mario. Because when I think of ice, I think of Mario 3. For Mario 64, I think of snow. But that's too technical. You're a nerd. Roger, you get the final guess here.
Starting point is 00:13:56 Number one is on the board. Number four and five are on the board. Number two was God of Warragnarok And number three was Super Mario 64. My brain goes to Batman Vengeance because there's a really big Mr. Freeze level. Mr. Freeze, fuck yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:08 My mom would always have to come over because you'd get frozen, you have to wiggle the stick really fast. I was in college. Oh, man. And the music is really good. It's awesome. I'm going to say
Starting point is 00:14:19 all of Mortal Kombat for the freeze guy. Can he do that? Sub-zero. Sub-zero. Why do me can he do that? He said Zelda. We're not going to accept all of Mortal Kombat?
Starting point is 00:14:28 I said Mario. I would help. I would nudge you the right way. Okay. That's the one that is on the world. Roger says, Moral Combat. Survey says, 20 point answer to Roger.
Starting point is 00:14:44 What is the one? He's unstoppable, he's unstoppable, everybody. That closes out round two. Number two, like I said, that's crazy. Roger got number two. It's an ice guy.
Starting point is 00:14:54 They have one character. Yeah, he's both, he's one of the two. There's two bucket people in a roster. I didn't nail Mario 64, where you got the entire frame. franchise of Mortal Kombat. Oh, yeah, it's the fucking Penguin guy. All of them have lights in it.
Starting point is 00:15:07 Sub Zero also got his own game though. Yeah, exactly. Roger got the 40-point answer, God of more Ragnarok. Blessing got Super Mario 64 for 30 points. Roger got for 20 points of Mortal Kombat. Let's start at the bottom. What was the number fifth answer we were looking for, Kevin? Astrobot.
Starting point is 00:15:23 I was thinking that one. I looked up kind of funny favorite thing of Astrovat. Now, I would like everyone, this is where you're going to want to clip it out. We're going to clip it out. Survey says for the number one answer? God of War. No, no. What are we doing here?
Starting point is 00:15:38 No, no, no. What mortal combat? You went, fuck it. You should give me 50 as well. There's no more rules anymore. I told you the best I could I was looking for game titles, you know what I mean? I did say raggedron. I didn't put that out. Remember, of course, kind of feudy rules, just guess God of war. Oh, man, I'm talking about it too. There is ice in it.
Starting point is 00:15:56 And God of War I? Yeah, you're freezing the thing. You're throwing the... Oh, there is a Leviathan axe. I meant to bring this up last time. So from last episode, when I say God of War, what color do you think of? As a reminder, it went red, blue, white, gray, orange for the top five. In seventh place, Cratos. I love this show.
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Starting point is 00:16:59 Oh, man, I just remember, the main thing I remember is afterwards we hung out with a bunch of people. and I was really, really drunk and high, and I was sweating a lot, and we were in, like, this party bus, and this woman that I've never talked to before, she didn't even go to school. No, she was in my class. She turned around, she was like,
Starting point is 00:17:17 why are you so sweaty? Did you just jump in a pool? And I looked at you and said, I've never spoken to before my life. That's all. That's all I remember. My two friends tried to fight each other in karaoke.
Starting point is 00:17:30 That's all I remember. How about you, Andy? I didn't go. Oh, I didn't go. Okay. I also didn't go. Was that just not your scene? Is that the other thing?
Starting point is 00:17:38 Yeah, I don't know. And also, like, I got to ask my parents for money for a suit. No. Yeah. Why would I do that? Yeah, at the time, I just wasn't, I didn't go to dances, really. I think I went to, like, maybe one homecoming, but, yeah, also not my scene. If I could go back, I probably would more.
Starting point is 00:17:53 Now I'm not at the club all the time, you know what I mean? But they really missed out on your prime. Oh, for sure. Yeah. No, I got cooler later in life. Like, slightly. I'm not all the way cool still, but. One thing I remember is.
Starting point is 00:18:05 I brought a golden fidget spinner. I was spitting it. That was pretty big. That was big back then. That was big, that was big, big. Damn. Jesus from Barrett off camera. Bear, could you do me a favor to?
Starting point is 00:18:15 Could you grab my cell phone? I'm not sure if I'm going to need a phone a friend. Oh, no. Number three. What does that mean? Number three on this episode of Kind of Feudy. Of course, we'll begin with Andy, his zero points. Move on to Bless because he has 70 and with Roger for 110.
Starting point is 00:18:34 Number three. I asked 3,000 Kind of Funny Best Friends When you think of Neil Druckman What video game do you think of Andy clear the mechanism, clear the mind When you think of Neil Druckman, what video game do you think of? Thank you, baby.
Starting point is 00:19:00 The Last of Us. Smart. Andy clears the mechanism And says, I don't know if it's the right one. It is the last of us. For sure is. Survey says,
Starting point is 00:19:08 The Last of Us is our 50-point answer. Because like Strayley wasn't on TV. Yeah, but it is, you know, people will write whatever the most basic things. Yeah, right? And so even if they've, a lot people will think last us too, but they'll just lump it up into last list. But my answer, last was two. Blessing says, the last of us, part two. Survey says, the 40 point answer.
Starting point is 00:19:42 Roger. There's something in the air. Number one, last of us. Number two, the last of us part two. Yeah, I could go back. Now, get cute, Roger. No, no, no, no. Come on.
Starting point is 00:19:57 It's not his game. Uncharted three. Roger says, Uncharted three. Survey says, that's a negative there. We're not going to get uncharted three on the list. I don't care.
Starting point is 00:20:15 Andy, it swings back to you. Barrett while eating says we're going to loss of us on camera. Andy, we swing back to you. Uncharted four. Andy says, uncharted four. Survey says, Andy gets 10 points with our fifth place answer, uncharted four. Blessing.
Starting point is 00:20:39 You have three and four on the table. When you think of Neil Druckman, what video game do you think of? I think of Intergalactic, the Heretic Prophet. Blessing says intergalactic. Survey says, pointy-point answer there for blessing. At a yo-ye, Jr. Now Rogers in a weird place. you were on top of the world coming in here.
Starting point is 00:21:02 Right now, number three, the 30-point answer is still on the board. You got a 50% chance, homie. Or did Greg bring his phone because something fucking wrong is on there? Is there something wrong here? Is there a crash bandicoot? See, I was thinking that too.
Starting point is 00:21:20 I was thinking that. Did you work on Jack and Daxter? I have zero idea. I'm going to completely honest. Oh, you don't remember? No. He was working on last one. He was working on last one at the time.
Starting point is 00:21:29 Buck it. We're having fun here. It's a crash bandicoot. I like that answer. Roger. This crash bandicoot. Survey says... Swing and a miss.
Starting point is 00:21:42 The same last of us thing. I don't know. Crash bandicoot's in uncharted four. To recap? That's a good point. Uncharted four went to Andy. That's our 10 point answer in fifth place. Intergal Act went to Blessing.
Starting point is 00:21:53 That is our 20 point answer. Number two was the last of us part two. Blessing got that for 40 points. And then Andy got the number one answer the last of us. Kevin, what was number three? Three? Uncharted. Just basic vanilla uncharted.
Starting point is 00:22:04 That's what he would bring his phone? You know what he would bring his phone? You got it in your head. I got that in your head. Why would he bring his phone? I fucked you up. Also, was he actually, did he actually not work on on Charter 3? Um, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:22:14 I think it was... Barrett's got something to say he's eating some chips? Uh, the whole reason that they'd like split up into two teams was because one team went to go work on the last of us while Amy Hennig was still working on Uncharted 3. So Neil Druckman, no. Just did not work on it. As far as I know in a major way, no. Wow. Those are pungent.
Starting point is 00:22:32 Yeah. Sun chips, baby. Sun chips. It is about to be moving day around four. As a reminder, Andy's in last place with 60 points. Roger with 110, blessed with one 30. I really want to be in this book, by the way. I really like detective murder mysteries and who done.
Starting point is 00:22:46 I like diners. So I take... Well, fuck you on your diners, all right. Yeah. I have two diner books. Do you know that? At my house, I bought them recently. What do you mean diner books?
Starting point is 00:22:53 Like picture, it's a... Coffee table books about diners. Yeah, but then also there's like the history of diners. Oh, wow. A picture book and everything. Who was the first diner? I was in New Jersey I don't know the name of it
Starting point is 00:23:03 but it was like I can tell you That sounds right actually The first diner The first diner Andy It's movie day Round four We start with you
Starting point is 00:23:11 So you're mine I asked 3,000 Kind of funny best friends What's your favorite video game car Fuck Tough one Lots of cars
Starting point is 00:23:26 What's funny is that I have an answer But like I have a personal answer That there's no way It's on the list But I might have to give it Favorite best? What's your favorite video game car? 3,000 Kind of Funny best friends sat down?
Starting point is 00:23:47 They answered it. 3,000. 3,000. Just a lot of people. I'm proud of y'all, thank you. Kindofuny.com slash Feudy. If you want to be in future polls, you'll see them announce there. Of course, if you want to know when I put up those new Google Docs,
Starting point is 00:24:02 you should be on Patreon.com slash Kind of Funny for free. I put up the quips. I put up the post for free announcing, hey, there's a new poll. come on over and follow us. Get your weekly schedule delivered alongside the bus. Oh, God. Andy, you got to go. God.
Starting point is 00:24:17 Time's up. What's your favorite video game car? I can't think of it. Say it. Three, two, one. Sweet tooth, twisted metal. Oh, smart. I love that.
Starting point is 00:24:30 Fuck, that was literally like, Millis. That's beautiful. That's a good answer. That's not number one. Let's see if sweet tooth, a person from twisted metal is on what's your favorite
Starting point is 00:24:41 video game car like clown at the I will let you know it was sixth place ah you should have in the ice cream truck though right sweet tooth's ice cream truck right so that's not on her yeah but that's a picture of the
Starting point is 00:24:53 I honestly I guess if you I probably would have given it to it if sweet tooth you know we move our lonely eyes to Roger Roger what's your favorite video game car the wart hug fuck yeah
Starting point is 00:25:06 yeah Roger says the warth this guy came here to win yeah from Halo. Survey says. He loves dinners. Boom, 50 points for Roger,
Starting point is 00:25:17 getting the number one answer of the wart hog. It was a runaway victor with 332 votes. We now look to blessing. What's your favorite video game car? I can't even think of ones that
Starting point is 00:25:33 like everybody would universally know. Tell us what you like. I mean, what I like is not going to be on the list. but I'll go with the likelier one out of the two that come to mind which is not going to be on the spy hunter car
Starting point is 00:25:46 oh okay yeah if you ever played spy hunter I was thinking of the arcade one I'm that old but okay I was wanting to say James Bond's yeah blessing says the spy hunter car survey says yeah tip of the hat that was number nine so in the top ten so higher than you'd think higher than you'd think on that
Starting point is 00:26:05 oh yeah Andy we start our final round of guesses in the fourth question. What's your favorite video game car with you? I'm only saying this because I can't think of any other car in games. Sure. But it's one of those where it's like, if this were on the worst cars in video games, it would probably be there. Probably not here though, but I'll say it anyway. The Mako. Oh, the Mako. Okay, okay. From Mass Effect, of course.
Starting point is 00:26:31 Adis says Mika. Survey says, did not make that. It was honestly in good company, number eight. The Spy Hunter. Above the Spine car is insane, guys. Roger, your final guest of the round. What's your favorite video game car? I'm in a good place right now, so I'm going to say the other one that's in my heart, and it also is from Halo, and that's the ghost, or just ghost.
Starting point is 00:26:55 That's the purple one. Well, it's not on the list, the way Greg looks. Also, not a car. What do you mean? What does it mean on a list? I just gave a face to every question. I like to act like I don't know sometimes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:03 I do this? Or like I'll say... What the fuck are you talking about? It's a vehicle that you drive. Is that a car? It's a survey says Would you look at a C-Dew and say that's a car? No, no, sorry
Starting point is 00:27:15 Just because it hovers a little bit? That's the only thing that has the wheels Was the DeLorean in the second one? Was a DeLorean that fucking flies, not a car? It's a car! The DeLorean has wheels! Okay, what is a flying car? It's a car. It just flies. Does it have wheels?
Starting point is 00:27:31 You sit in it and you fucking go, it has a searing wheel. It's because it hovers a little bit? It's a little bit. I didn't realize you're just a little bit. They're so fucking locked into the naming structure. Blessing, this is your final shot. What's your favorite video game car? Scores look like this.
Starting point is 00:27:47 If you're at home driving, Roger with 160, plus with 130, Andy with 60. There's the one car that talks to you in Cyberpunk 2077. Oh, yeah. It's a name that starts with a D. Delmon. Delamint.
Starting point is 00:28:03 Delamane. They were still going. Delamane. Delamane. You know what? It's likely to be on there. than my other pick, which I was going to say my personal favorite, which is the Infernes from GTA.
Starting point is 00:28:13 Say Mario Kart. You know? Why would you say that? Cratos, Cardo. Well, I thought about Mario Kart, but no, I don't. I feel like for a specific car is I don't think people are just going to say Mario Kart. What's your favorite video game car? Yeah, my personal answer is Infernes, but the one I'll give for this.
Starting point is 00:28:29 Actually, fuck it. I don't want to be first place. Infernes. That's my answer. Blessing says Infernes from GTA. Survey says, that's a negative. That's a negative.
Starting point is 00:28:39 it's negative. So the only one getting on the board there was Roger with number one with the Wart Hog from Halo. I love this placement. Let's go. I love all these scores look. Let's go bottom to top, Kevin. Number five,
Starting point is 00:28:51 Banshee from Halo. I knew those another Halo one. That's not a car. I don't know Halo well enough. Did I say it the wrong way? You said ghosts. Is it just ghosts? Is it a banshee?
Starting point is 00:29:01 Is there a ghost car or is what he meant? Okay, okay. It's the purple one, right? The banshee is a flying, like, it's just a fucking ship. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:29:08 When you were describing it, I looked, I looked up Banshee to make sure I would. Yeah, no, I think the Banshee's the purple motorcycle. I think, no, the ghost is just on the ground. It's like the aliens version of their little car. Yeah. But then the Banshee is just like the flying one. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:29:23 Number four, Kevin on the list was crazy taxi. Yeah. I should have thought about that one's a great one. Number three, of course, Mario, car. Jesus Christ. That's what I'm saying. Guys, I didn't even think about Barrio. Take a second and think before you able to get to fools.
Starting point is 00:29:38 And number two, Batmobile. On the walk-in, when Bless was like, I'd put it on the worst car thing. I was like, oh, maybe he's thinking Batmobile. And he was not. He was not. So again, as we go into the fifth and final round, Roger with 160, Andy with 60,
Starting point is 00:29:54 blessed with 130. So Roger number one, bless number two. Andy in third, meaning he'll kick off this one. Oh, shit. Greg is. That's why his phone? He's got a face about him. Andy, I asked three.
Starting point is 00:30:08 thousand kind of funny best friends what are andy's five favorite video games of all time i'm so glad he's solo i'm so happy i'm sorry i mean i had that wrong let me try again sorry andy i asked one kind of funny best friend snow bike mike what are andy's five favorite video games you can't trust any of these of all time you won't be able to trust any of these I think he got you dead to rights. Don't worry about it, all right? Yeah, but I could just see him being like, let's see, Andy loves punk rock, guitar hero.
Starting point is 00:30:47 You know, I can't see that sort of shit. Just look through your YouTube channel, which you played recently. Yeah. I mean, you're not wrong. That's not bad. Should I go with the meme? I don't have a chance of winning.
Starting point is 00:30:59 Should I leave some real high opportunity games up there for the winners? Yes. Maybe. I'm going to do that because I want to go with the meme. Okay, fair. Lies of P because Mike says Andy's played it seven times
Starting point is 00:31:12 I asked Snowmike Mike What are Andy's five Favorite video games of all time Andy says lies of P Survey says Okay fifth place answer for 10 points If you didn't call him out
Starting point is 00:31:27 He would have put a number one He was costing my stream the other night As we were playing Valor And making fun of us because we were losing Because he doesn't like he's on the team So he wants us to lose And he just kept on saying Wow
Starting point is 00:31:37 My guys lost all his competitors edge. My hero doesn't have that competition anymore. Play lies of P. All right. From there we go to Blessing. Blandy, a blessing. I asked, Snowbike, Mike. What are Andy's five favorite video games of all time? What's funny is that, yeah, this does change
Starting point is 00:31:55 based on the fact that it's Mike. Because if this is the audience, I think there's a popular answer that I would have given. But, because it's Mike, Mike knows you. You know, I think there's more of a chance that the accurate answer will make it to number one. The accurate answer being
Starting point is 00:32:11 the Mega Man games. I will need you to hone in on a Mega Man. Fuck. You gotta lock in on one, buddy! For the record, all these games are game titles. We are not doing franchises. I was hoping I'd get away with it. Did you know he liked Mega Man? Oh, remember that?
Starting point is 00:32:30 When Roger went to the Mega Man concert and Andy was like, damn, you went... You're so big but great! Oh, you know, I'm gonna say, uh... Yeah, you got it, man. There's only a few. I don't know why... There's like a million Mega Man games.
Starting point is 00:32:46 I'm gonna say Mega Man three. Awesome. Is that wrong? He said it, he said it. Blessing says, Mega Man three. Survey says... That's a miss. I'm not touching Mega Man with the 10th before.
Starting point is 00:32:59 There's no fucking way that I'm doing that. That's his favorite game of all time, right? Yeah, for sure. It's one of them. It's one of them. I think I was close. It's like, for me, it's like 50-50 of like, your actual
Starting point is 00:33:09 that's like a tip of the hat answer I would say well maybe for the audience I'm gonna go with one that has to be has to be right it's Mike he has to yes it's like your whole say cyberpunk
Starting point is 00:33:20 no let's go it's Mike he fucking yeah go on Roger says cyberpunk that's our survey of Mike
Starting point is 00:33:29 saying what are 80s 5 favorite game says that's a miss no cyberpunk on there from Snowbike Mike that was a crazy we're down to our final three choices here.
Starting point is 00:33:44 We'll go Andy, Blessing Roger. Currently, Andy has 70. Blessing has 130. Roger has 160. We have everything one to four still on the board. Andy? According to Mike. What are some of your five favorite video games of all time?
Starting point is 00:33:58 You're a real one. I'm contemplating. I'm looking at it like, all right, if I take the number one, take the number one because I'll get the number two, and then Roger will have nothing. This may not be the number one. I'll say blood-borne. Andy says, according to Mike,
Starting point is 00:34:22 one of his favorite video games of all time is Blood-Born. Survey says, the number one answer for 50 points, according to Mike, Blood-Born. Is that your favorite video game of all time? It's up there. Okay. We want to know how honest, you know. I'm looking at my top 100, visualizing, like, oh, yeah, it's the top tenor.
Starting point is 00:34:43 Okay, sounds good. Of course, even with 50 points, Andy, you are at 120. you are out of the running because we turn to Blessing with 130, Roger with 160. What's funny is I just got in my own head. You got way into your own. I just gotten my own head because I thought Roger for show was going to say Bloodborn.
Starting point is 00:34:59 I thought I had the number two locked after that, but then I just thought of another game. But now I'm back to the Mega Man thing of which one do you love. But with this one, there is the right answer, which is Mass Effect 2. No. He said it. He said it. The way we're playing.
Starting point is 00:35:15 You're not thinking about Mike, bro. You are just shitting the fan right now, man. He said it. Blessing says Mass Effect 2. Survey says, is it not your... Andy, how high is Mass Effect on... Or any of them on your favorite games at all time?
Starting point is 00:35:37 Yes, and 7 on his car. Mass Effect 2's the top 10. Yeah, okay, fair enough. Okay. But like, there's just... There's one... I thought for sure your list was Mega Man, Mass Effect.
Starting point is 00:35:48 And then... So Mega Men X would probably be the answer, right? Yes, that's the one. But he don't... Mike doesn't know that one. Eldon Ring is what I'm thinking, probably. Yeah. Yeah, that's the answer.
Starting point is 00:35:59 What the fuck else would it be? Remember, of course, Roger has already won this one. Yeah, but so my thought was I was going to do, the reason I said Sairpunk just because you've cosplayed, you've played, you've played, it's like so much part of your aesthetic that I just think Mike would just think that with that with that. But if he said Bloodborn, it's like, of course it has to be. Yeah, I want to say Eldon Ring, Eldering.
Starting point is 00:36:16 Roger says Eldon Ring. Survey says, number two for Roger there, netting him 40, points. Thank you, Mike. Of course, Roger wins at 200 to 130 with plus and 120 with Andy. Roger, we'll get to go into this book. But let's look at the rest of the house. We had four and three still open. Number four was, Mega Man X. Overwalk. Yeah, I was thinking Overwatch as well. That's good. And then number three was was Megamon X. He actually does know you. Wow, that's beautiful. He was sure if he was going to be meming, you know. Yeah, no. That's what I was worried about.
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Starting point is 00:37:23 book you could buy in stores. He's about halfway there. So it's not bad. Go throw him a tenor. Have some fun. Take care of a kind of funny best friendly. There is a moment that I thought you're going to be like, he will need you to write that part. And I mean, no spoilers, but I was like, yeah, I was like, he was like, hey, can we sponsor a show? And I'm like, bro, you're trying to finance a book. No, you don't need to do that. I was like, I could do this though. I'm like, but he can't be like a bad guy. And he's like, no, no, no, he's fine. I'm like, all right, cool, cool, cool. So if it's a mystery, Roger ate the murderer, just so you know. everybody that's been another episode of kind of feud i'm trying to see if there's anything interesting
Starting point is 00:37:56 i didn't get through on all this i said blood work because i was like i think blood borne would be 50 and elder ring would be 50 i was thinking elden ring and blood more i just was like i can't do the split i don't know which one's gonna be one i'm like i've got olden ring exists i was i was thinking blood porn and dark soul the only big question mark was did he put elden ring night ring just because he likes playing oh so that was the only like fuck maybe he would do that we played it here with nick i've played i have like 400 hours. Gentlemen, thank you so much.
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