Kinda Funny Gamescast: Video Game Podcast - Who Will Tim Cash-In On?! - Game Showdown

Episode Date: August 24, 2026

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Welcome to Game Showdown. I'm your host, Blessing, Adelae Jr. I'm joined by three contestants representing three teams. We have Captain of Team Orange, Greg Miller. And? And holder of the belt. And? And also a holder of the...

Doom's Day device. The Doom's Day device. I was going to say nuclear bomb. When did this get... In the last episode. two episodes ago, I think even. Oh, yeah. The one, yeah.

You've been gone for a little bit. Don't even get me started in fucking Ray. It was the first Ray episode where he got the victory for Team Purple. Right. So have you not heard the thing? What's going on here? Uh, no.

It's a rather ingenious device. What rules are you creating now? So the idea here is Andy. Okay. That if Tim Cash is in stars in the bank on me, I have to use my doomsday device. Oh.

And this isn't sanctioned or anything. This isn't something I earned. something I made. Okay. It looks like it. It's a threat. It's a threat. Okay. And if he cashes in, I have to open this case and unleash what's inside on him.

And I don't want to do that, Andy. Tim again, I don't want to do this to you, right? Yeah. I don't want to have to do that. So please cash in, stars in the bank on Team Purple at some point. Not me. Because if you do it to me, I have to open this. I'm legitimately concerned about what's in this briefcase.

I want to let me know this is outside of my jurisdiction. You know what I mean? I have seen a lot of this from. him of like, isn't there a commissioner? No, that was a made-up fake wrestling league. Oh, but there's a host that this has nothing to do. I was invited to participate on this show and I'm threatening you whatever's in this briefcase is happening outside of the bounds

of game showdown. I will let you know that if I have to open this there's going to be a lot of conversations about where we go from here. Both his friends and a company. I do feel like, I don't make me open it. Bless can maybe like get a handle on. I mean, if he's like pick it off there or do whatever, I'm like

I'm going to just put up an Instagram reel of me opening the fucking cake. Oh, I mean, is he changing the rule. If he's, if he's, like,

doing something that's fucking with the rules the game showdown, then yeah, I'll fucking put my foot down. But it's a fair and honest toast. That's why I like him.

Roger asked me, like, what did we do if there's a weapon in there? And I'm like, I don't know. It's not, it's not on me. He opens.

I would never physically harm him. But emotionally, oh, spiritually, if I'm fucked with, that's the simplest thing here. I just don't like being fucked with. I think I've earned it

that I shouldn't be fucked with. And so if I get fucked with the stars in the bank, I'm gonna have to fuck back. And you're gonna bring it a knife to a nuclear bomb fight. Also joining us. To be fair, Tim,

like everybody's always attacking Greg. That's true. And it is really rare for, like for him. He's just asking for peace at this point. That, of course, is the co-captain of Team Purple, Andy Cortez.

Hey, it's gonna be back. I haven't been here a while. Yeah, yeah. Nice to have you back. Feeling good. And of course, he says through his face, man.

Also joining us is the captain. of team blue holder of stars and the bank, Tim Gettys. See, I just don't even know what it is that Greg wants. He's here. He has the belt. Did he earn that belt? I did. There's a three times in a row. A question, right? I'm here for the love of the game.

I love the game that you set up each and every week. I love trying my best to win. It is one of the few things I'm actually competitive with. Here are kind of funny. I'm like, I do know video. You're really good. You are really good. And so are you guys.

You just need to step up and believe in yourself. So it's more fun when I beat you. because it's not phone when I just beat you senseless Greg it's not fun see he's picking on you again he's picking on you again

it does make me wish there was a gun in here I don't know if we can say that I know it to me man but on top of all of this I get fucked with so much on the show where I'm just trying to play the game and I don't know if you guys remember last time we played chip damage

all right there's physical props here for this game I'm so proud of Bless and Roger putting this stuff together we're gonna have a grand old time and what happens Team Purple wasn't you, but it was your people. I remember. Team Purple and Team Orange, team up against me.

I was on the set and it was a rough watch. And they just dog piled me, booted me from the show. There was no fun to be had. Man, when they fucking double team Jordan, that's what are they doing? The audience fucking hated it. It was like when that lady fell down when she was stepping on the like the blueberries. The grapes. This is like one of the first internet videos.

How old are you? It was just one of those. When she felt that, it was like, She couldn't breathe. I was like, like you want to laugh, but you also feel kind of bad. Because your boy Tim just wants to play the game.

So because I want to play this game and I don't want y'all fucking with me, I will be cashing in stars in the bank on this episode. Oh. And here's how this works. I don't care about your fucking doomsday advice. I am scared about what's hitting. But this is the message to both of you.

Don't fuck with me. Oh. Do not team up against me. Do not. This is a whole game against Chip. damage against somebody. Whoever fucks with me the most, I want you all to play the game. I want it on the up and up.

And if there's any sense of it not being on the up and up, this thing's going off on that person. Wow. What if we play completely fairly, both of us? What happens then? Whoever just bothers me more, Greg? Whoever fucking bothers me more. I mean, that's going to be you.

I'm already very upset. It's going to be you. I know, Tim's having flashbacks to the previous episode of chip damage. Of course, you're not familiar with chip damage. It's a directly competitive game where if you get a correct answer. You can then damage other people for their points. I'm really excited about what's going to happen on this episode. We have no idea what's going to happen on this episode.

But before we get into it, we're going to start off with a trivia question worth both a draw of a card and an opening attack. Oh, goodness. Contestants, I'm going to need you to buzz in to answer. This is a round of bullet points. I'm going to read to you details about a game, one bullet point at a time. It is your job to buzz in and guess what this game is. You can buzz in once per bullet point. Bullet point number one, this game heavily features procedural generation.

Greg Miller. Vampire Survivors. That is incorrect. Tim Geddes. No man's sky. That is incorrect. Great guest, Tim. I put down my arms, all right?

You want a fair fun game? Let's have it, man. Remember 2015 when we started this company, how much fun we had? Toxic positivity, everyone. Don't let the last, you know, year. Radical opportunity. Two years overshadow this. You know what's in a typhoid Andy over here?

Minecraft. That is. Incorrect. Bullet point number two. Okay, don't start with me, you're coughing a year in a row. This game has received...

This game has received... You went out last night to dinner and this kid had a cough and I was like, here we fucking go. Not my kid. Another kid at the table we were out. Here we fucking go. Bullet point number two.

This game has received a prequel and its developer has released a new separate game title in 2026. So again, this game heavily features procedural generation. And this game has received a prequel. and its developer has released a new separate game title in 2026. Tim. Steam World Dig. That is incorrect.

What game do they release in 2026? I don't know. You never know. It fell right. Can I hear one more time? I'm sorry? Yeah. This game has received a prequel and its developer has released a new separate game title in 2020.

Okay. Okay. Shit, fuck. So the 2026 title is not the prequel. Yep. Yep. It's not necessarily related. We're going to move on to Bullet Point.

Number three, in this run-based game, you play as teenagers. In this run-based game, you play as teenagers. Can we hear them all again? Yeah. Thank you, sir. This game heavily features procedural generation.

This game has received a prequel, and its developer has released a new separate game title in 2026, and... Greg Miller. Echo generation? That is incorrect. In this run-based game, you play as teenagers.

We're going to move on to bullet point number four. This indie title can be described as overtly political, taking place in an authoritarian nation. This indie title can be described as overtly political taking place in an authoritarian nation. Damn. All right, we'll move on to our fifth and final bullet point. This game takes place in 1996, where you are attempting to flee the country by reaching its northern border. Oh, fuck.

This game takes place in 1996, where you're attempting to flee the country by reaching its northern border. That's the final clue. I'll read them all through one more time. This game heavily features procedural generation. This game has received a prequel, and its developer has released a new separate game title in 2026. In this...

Greg Miller. Road 96? Road 96 is the... correct answer. God, that was the scraping the sides of my brain to get there. Dang. I could, I had the art style. I could picture it. You know what I mean? I don't even know what you're talking about.

Road 96, I forget if I want to say it was 2020, somewhere around then, the developer went on to make tides of tomorrow. That was the name that came out earlier this year. Yeah, yeah. Where you saw your, you saw your enemies or your other players. Yeah, yeah. You said that was a, I didn't know that was a prequel or something. Well, that was the game not connected. Fucking shit. Road 96 then had a prequel.

This thing happened this year. Exactly. Cool Greg played ties it tomorrow. Remember that? Tim, you could have gotten there, buddy. You could have, man. Don't listen to it. Greg, go ahead and draw a card.

Sorry, what? Oh, draw a card from the deck. Sure. You just earned yourself a draw of the card. Can I look at it? Yeah. It's almost worse what he's doing. You can look at the cards

that are in front of you, yeah, because, of course, you guys are each starting off with one card. That'll be the start of your hand right there. I'll explain as we get into chip damage. And you will also have a starting attack once we get into the game. Before we really get into it,

I want to shout out, I put up a Google form, kind of funny.com slash showdown, if you want to fill it out. On that form, I ask a simple question to the audience, who's your favorite team of the season? I want to put that out there

because whoever wins that poll could get some bonus stars at next week's finale. Whoa, next week already. Next week already. So do with that information. Just remember who's been entertaining. And then, of course,

who's won the most? Congratulations, Tim. I love you. If you want to campaign, if you want to do any of that stuff, feel free. I'm going to try to start talking about it this week on our content. I've got it made because everybody loves Snowback Mike. That's true. I've got it made.

Remember this. We're also good at the game. It's awesome fun. We never leave your twisted up. That's the best game showdown, right? You know, but everybody's having a good time. Yeah. Yeah.

Game Showdown is kind of funny. He's nerdy game show where players compete to earn stars and become champion at the end of the season. Thank you to our Patreon producers, Carl Jacobs, Omega Buster, Delaney the Sawntwining and Lacks Nomad. For now, let's play chip damage. The rules are simple. Chip damage is a question and answer game about video games. I'll give you a question.

You have your buzzers that you'll use to buzz in and answer said question. You can buzz in once per round. Here's the twist. Chip damage isn't about gaining points. It's about not losing them. Barrett, go ahead and put 100 points on each of the scoreboards. Thank you, Barry. great job. Your points are your health bar. If your points hit zero, you're out of the game.

If you give the correct answer to a question, you can deal 10 damage to a player of your choosing, or you can draw a card. You can play cards as items to either help yourself or hinder your opponents. Whoever ends with the most points or the last player standing wins. 100 points is your health max. If you use healing items, you can't go above 100 contestants. Are you ready? Yeah! We're going to start off with the opening attack from Greg Miller. Hi.

Greg, we're going to attack for 10 points. I'm going to go. I just believe in a fair contest. I'm going to go for Andy. All right. Andy's going to take 10 damage from Team Orange. Are you sure? Are you sure you want to do that?

Because he's going to go after you. And I feel like, what if you take him out first? We're having a friendly game. We're all having a friendly game. You know what I mean? This is like checkers in the park, man. We're just chilling out. You don't worry about it.

Checkers in the park. You live in New York? They play chess. You're right, you're right, you're right. I think I was four-year-old, so I'm playing a lot of checkers. Round one. Often one of the first settlements players visit. Wait, hold on.

Are we all buzzing in for this? Yes. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, round Robin style. Anybody can buzz in here. Often one of the first settlements players visit, which fallout three shanty town built around a crater can be blown up. Greg Miller.

Megaton. Megaton is the correct answer. Do you want to attack or do you want to draw a card? Let's draw a card. All right, Greg's going to draw a card as we move on to round two. What is it? I can't tell you.

Arcana? I don't know. That's up to you. You know, I mean, I were having a friendly game. I'm happy to show you my cards if you want. This is what I have so far. Nice.

No problem. Didn't expect you to do it. I hear Roger over there laughing. I don't want to say, I miss you, man. Usually you're doing on the buttons. You're doing a great job. It looks like there's, Oh, you do have the button thing.

You're fucking killing it today. I see he gave me the broken one. That's funny. I love it when I get that one. Good goof. We've had a lot of fun in this season. Round two. In GTA Online's original heist lineup,

including Prison Break and Series A funding, how many players does a standard heist? Tim. Five is incorrect. And Greg. Hey man, if you want to get you.

give it to Andy. Totally fair, but I did have the thing, but Rogers in control, it's whatever you guys want to say, Andy? All right, Andy. It looked like Andy got it. Four. Four is the correct answer. Thank you. Good job, man. Thank you. Do you want to attack or do you want to draw a card? I'll draw a card.

All right, go ahead and draw a card. Let's move on to round number three. Which of Supermassives cinematic horror titles, Stars, Will Polter as one of its characters? Tim. The quarry. The quarry is incorrect. Great answer. Good call. No, that's not right.

Oh, man. Greg, is it Little Hope? Little Hope is the correct. Thank you for that. Good answer. You're going to draw or you're going to attack? I'll attack. And how many points do I attack for?

10. Okay, cool. I'm going to use Gravity Hammer and attack for 25. Oh. I am going to hit Andy. It did smart a bit there. I did have the buzzer, but I understand Roger did a great job calling it, but I'm going to have to hit 80 for 25 right there.

I'm just plain fair. I'm not trying to be annoying, Tim. I love you. Yeah. Go ahead and discard. the gravity hammer. Of course, Gravity Hammer turns your 10-point attack

into a 25-point attack, so Andy took 25 damage there. Already, almost a half. Let's move on to round four. This is a quick fire round. Cards cannot be used during this round. Go ahead and have cards down here. I'm going to read to you the plot

of a Spider-Man game. Your task is to buzz in and tell me what game the plot is from. Each correct answer gives you the choice to heal five damage or attack another place. for 10 damage. Contestants, are you ready? Yes.

Tim, real quick, should we let Andy get him so we could help him and then he can heal back up? It'd be great. We'd be right back to where we want to be. First one. Peter Parker struggles between his personal life, which involves Mary Jane Watson and his superhero life, where he joins up with vigilante known as Black Cat, battling a series of foes, including

the Mad Doc Ock. Greg Miller. Oh, no, it wouldn't be. Oh, fuck. Spider-Man. I'm going to say Marvel Spider-Man. I'm wrong, though, right? Yeah, 2016 or 2018, that is incorrect. Yeah, yeah, that's the DLC where she shows up. I fucked that up. Tim.

Spider-Man friend or foe. That is incorrect. Andy. Spider-Man, uh, Spider-Man 2 on PS2. That is the correct answer. Do you want to attack for 10 or heal for 5?

It's a healing moment for all of us. He's gonna heal, yeah. All right, Andy's gonna go back up to 70. We're not doing the damage of the season. A lot of people would say, oh yeah. I don't remember black hat in that. Yeah, black hat was in the PS2 version. Of course, the PS2 version of Spider-Man 2,

even though it's adapted from the movie, has original characters. My balloon! And that kid with the balloon, you always lose it. Next one. You're being really funny right now, Greg. I'm trying, man. I'm having a lot of fun of here.

Miguel O'Hara travels back in time to present-day New York City to stop. Tim. Spider-Man, Edge of Tomorrow. that is incorrect Andy Spider-Man's Shattered Dimensions That is incorrect

To stop a scientist from altering the timeline Did you say the movie with Tom Cruise? Emily Blood and Tom Cruise Live, die, repeat Edge of Tomorrow Yeah but now he's poisoned it well Altering the time like that Yeah

Yeah yeah altering the timeline that could cause the death of Peter Parker at the hands of anti-venom. It's the rest of the clue. Miguel O'Hara travels back in time to present day in New York City to stop a scientist. Yeah, you fucked me up. I know. You did. Yeah.

From altering the timeline that could cause the death of- They can't buzz in again, right? No, it's only- Was it as simple as edge of time? No. Was it, edge of tomorrow that sounded so right when you said. I was like, the B-Nox game. There was, you can see them all the shadowed dimensions.

was it edge of time? Edge of destiny? No, that's not. I think Tim, as always, was right on the money. So I'm going to say edge of time. Spider-Man, Edge of Time. That is the correct answer. Once I heard tomorrow, I was like, that's it.

And then it wasn't like, oh, fuck. You thought I was just totally off, though. Yeah. Greg, you're at max health, meaning you cannot heal for five, so you have to attack for 10. And I can't play cards here. You cannot play cards during the special round.

Okay. So then, you know, again, we're having a nice fair game. everybody's agreed, so let's give it to Tim. Let's start spreading it around a bit. We'll have some fun out there. All right, Tim's going to take 10 damage, breaking him down to 90.

Hey, Tim's my, my, Tim's my, my, my, Tim's my make a wish kid today. I want to have the best game showdown you're gonna have.

Do you like being called a wick away? I don't like any of this. I don't mean it. I just can't explain to you the feelings that I have right now where it's like, I am just angry. Like there's like a seed in me where I'm just like this almost feels worse.

You know? Like almost. It doesn't. It almost does. But at some point, Tim, and I say this as your brother, man. Like, you got to think... Brother man.

The problem is inside. You know what I mean? Definitely is. If I'm angry or if I'm, you know, funny, cool, Greg, and you got to get you mad, if I'm lame playing by the rules, Greg, that makes you mad. At what point when you're just at home mad to admit to you and not me? These are solid questions. I just want to play a game.

Ripping darts in the nursery. Next one. This new Spider-Man has mastered his. superpowers and established himself as the original Spider-Man's crime-fighting partner, though he still struggles to adapt. That is Greg. Marvel Spider-Man, Miles Morales. That is correct.

Who do you want to attack for 10? Again, let's just spread it around. Be even. This isn't on purpose. We'll go for Tim. Start bringing him, bringing it, you know, come on. He'll get to take 10 more damage. Keep it in step with each other.

He'd hurt himself if he could. This is the best I've seen Greg play. That's a fast insulting off one. I'm just saying you're doing great I appreciate that, thank you. I couldn't do without all the positive slime in the room, you know? Of course.

Positive slime. Oh, when people say like, oh, there's a lot of positivity, I go to Ghostbusters. We have a mood slime that's been, you know, your love lift. You remember Ghostbusters, too. Jackie Wilson.

Toaster dances. Bambambi, I can forget because I never watched it. Next one. Spider-Man is framed for crimes by an imposter, forcing him to clear his name while fighting villains like Venom, Scorpion, and Doc Ock.

The plot involves a conspiracy to launch a symbiol invasion. Greg. Oh, shit. Now I'm going to deviate. Spider-Man web of shadows. That is incorrect. Tim. Ultimate Spider-Man.

That is incorrect. Culminating. Spider-Man shattered dimensions. Those are all incorrect. Did you guys it again? No, that is it for that round. But I'll finish the clue. Should have been maximum carnage?

No. Okay. Culminating in a showdown with carnage and Dr. Octopus. Oh, yeah. That is the Neversoft Spider-Man. The Neversoft PS1 Spired a Man from 2000. I remember so, so

vividly playing that in the basement, Po coming over, the Stan Lee narration, but I couldn't tell you the story anymore. Oh, man. And, dude. Because Cardi's Simbo gets on, on Doc. Hawk, yeah. I should go back and replay that.

Dude, finishing that game, the ending cut scene was the first I'd ever, like, seen Avengers character. I don't even know what they called them the Avengers, but it was like Captain America hanging out with like other characters. Cool shit ever did. Oh damn.

I never beat the game. I never knew it got to that point. I had to use Cheetos. I was, okay, yeah. I was too busy with Vice City, I think. Fair enough. Next one. Swing, jump, and utilize the new web wings

to travel across Marvel's New York. Greg. Marvel Spider-Man 2. That is correct. Are you attacking? Again, just keep it even. Let's go to Tim. We'll knock them both down to 70.

And I can't use cards either, right? No. Cool. Next one. Just when Spider-Man thought it was safe to relax, he's summoned by the famous Colonel Nick Fury of Shield. Fury recruits Spider-Man to fight the Phantoms while teaming up with other heroes. Greg. Ultimate Spider-Man?

That is incorrect. In some of his most famous enemies. Teaming up with other heroes in some of his most famous enemies. Andy. Shattered Dimension. That is incorrect. God damn. One of these.

Um. Tim. What's the name? I think it's... Is it tomorrow? I repeat. Man, I'm blanking on the subtitles of the Super Nintendo games.

I think it's one of those. Just Spider-Man. That is incorrect. None of you guys got this one. This is Spider-Man, friend or foe. Oh, shit. I said it earlier. Yeah, teaming up with other heroes

and some of his most famous enemies. Should have been the clue. That at IGN? No way. Maybe. I think that was like PS3 era. Oh, no. Timeline-wise, I was at IGN.

I can't remember if I covered it or not. Roger, could you check from your... Oh, you're busy with the buzzers. I'm sorry, you're doing a great job. He's doing a great job. You're doing a great job, Roger. Fair to look into it. Final one for this special round.

Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy sneak into the restricted areas of Oscorp Industries after hours where Gwen reveals her suspicions... The amazing Spider-Man? That is the correct answer. Wow. Greg, are you attacking?

We are even Stephen right now. But again, I gave it to Andy a lot in the beginning, so let's take it from Tim right now. Hey, that's going to bring Tim down I'm sorry, Tim. I didn't mean you. No, it's fair. I get it.

That brings us out of our Spider-Man round back into our normal chip damage. Cards are back on the table if you want to use them. Vention is shattered, my friend. Round five. And duck tails for NES and Game Boy. How many playable characters are there? Tim. One.

That is the correct answer. Do you want to attack or do you want to draw? Oh, I'll draw. Of course, the one playable character. unplayable character, Scrooge McDuck. Round six. What was your card? The hammer.

Gravity hammer. Nice one. Oh, very sharing today. I like it. Released for the Atari 2,600 in 1989 what movie in the franchise... Damn it.

Tim. Damn it. What do you think I was going to ask? E.T. I was gonna ask about ET. Yeah, just the movie. Didn't expect franchise

to come out after that. Let's get crafty here. James Bond. That is incorrect. Okay. Nice job though. Yeah. I like the rest of the question.

I'll read the full question again. Of course, Tim cannot buzz in for the rest of it. Just real quick, if you don't mind. Andy, what are your odds right now that you think you know the answer?

Because your hand went back to the buzzer and I'm just like, I don't know shit about Atari. You know what I mean? Like I'm gonna have an educated yes, maybe. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I want to hear what the rest of the question.

Yeah, no, I know. I'm not trying to stop it. I'm sorry. I mean, it's not good. I'm not trying to rough you up. I mean, I couldn't answer anything in the Spider-Man question. I'm not feeling great. You know, you know.

Released. Can I give some of my points to Andy? Is that a lot of chip damage? Can you give points to Andy? No, unless you have a card that says you can. No, I don't think I made the card. I'll look cool. I'll look for it. Released for the Atari 2600 in 1982.

What movie in the franchise? was the very first Star Wars video game based off of. Andy. Empire Strikes Back. That is the correct answer. You attacking for 10 or drawn a card? You know, I'll use a card, actually. Dual blades.

Can you read what that does? It attacks two players for 10 damage each. Oh, all right. So instead of attacking one player for 10 damage, both the players beside you are going to take 10. Oh, I don't know why I thought I was blue. What the fuck? I was looking at the numbers wrong and I was like,

you know, I'm sorry, I take back to what though. That was mean. That was rude. I don't know what happened to the best of us. It's your first time on stage on the show. It's okay. Thank you. You're fighting through COVID.

I was like, we'll all be at 70 and Greg will have 90, but that doesn't make any sense. Let's go on a round number seven. Before making Sly Cooper and the Thiebius Raccoon, wait, just discard under the top of the cards we're taking it from. No, just put it on the side. Put it on top of it. Thanks for catching that.

No, no problem. Before making Sly Cooper in the Thevious Raccoon, Raccoonist, I should say. This question. Sucker Punch entered the scene with what N64 3D platformer. I hate you guys. I love you guys. I mean, I was all that was uncharacteristic of you. Tim Geddes.

Rocket robot on wheels. That is the correct answer. It got me on some other thing. Who wants to be a millionaire? That was another answer. I don't fucking remember. Tim, what you doing? You're drawn or you're attacking?

He's checking this cards. Take it twice. Yeah. Just to play a fair game here. Get the scores a little closer. attacking Greg for 25 damage with my hammer. Oh, Meggates.

You're using the gravity hammer. Can you read what that does one more time? Attack one player for 25 damage. So instead of 10 damage, you're doing 25 to Greg. About evening out the scores a little bit at least here. I already done the same thing, Tim. Great move. Thank you.

You're welcome. Let's move on to round. number there may have been a bitch at the end of that sentence there was round eight that game you know brother man this is a battle precursor round whoever gets this question correct not only gets their choice of attacking or drawing they are also exempt from our one v one battle round after this is going to be a numbers game i'm going to ask you the number of a certain thing you'll each get a chance to guess the number with no repeat guesses allowed whoever gets the without going over will get the points.

If you all go over, then the lowest guess gets the points. We're not buzzing in then you're not buzzing. I'm going to call on you. I'm going to go from lowest to highest on the points. I like that. Thank you. The question is, how many playable sports are available to play in the follow-up to Wii Sports, We Sports Resort?

We're going to start with Tim. 11. Tim says 11. Greg, what's your guess? 10. Greg says 10. Andy. 9.

Andy says 9. The answer is 12, meaning Tim gets it. Wow. The 12 sports are sword play, weightboarding, frisbee, archery, basketball, table, tennis, golf, bowling, power cruising, canoeing, cycling, and airsports. Hell yeah. Yeah. Good times. I love D sports resort.

Tim, because you got that, you're exempt from our battle round, but also you get the choice. Do you want to attack or do you want to draw? I'll draw. All right, Tim's going to draw. As we move on to round number nine, our battle round. Great balance everywhere. This is going to be a one-v-one challenge. Cards cannot be used during this round.

For this round, the rules are simple. I'm going to say the name of a game studio. Your task is to buzz in and tell me their most recent release. Not including DLC or expansions. I'm talking full new games. Each correct answer hits the other player for five points. Contestants, are you ready? Yes.

Again, this is only Andy and Reg for this round. And real quick, not to give away a strategy. or maybe to share a strategy. Of course. There's no, I don't, I don't lose five points if I'm wrong. If I buzz in that, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're only going after Andy.

Andy's only going after Greg attacking for five points. All right. First one. No healing. No healing. It's five point attacks. First one, sucker punch. Greg.

Ghost of Yote. That is correct. That's five points away from Andy. Next one. Double fine. Greg. Keeper. That is incorrect.

Right. And you have the opposite. option to buzz in if you can think of it. Andy. Kiln. Nailed it. That is correct. That's five points from Greg. God, they put out so many games. Yeah. I would have said keeper. Had you? Yeah. There's a lot about, yeah, sad.

Buzz me out. Next one. From software. Andy. Elbin ring, night rain. That is correct. That's five points from Greg. Next one. Massive entertainment. Greg. Star Wars outlaws?

That is correct. Wow. That's a good one. That's a fuck. Impressive. Andy just dies. That's a good one, dude. Damn.

Next one. That's got a memory. Arcane. Andy. Death loop. That is incorrect. How so? I'm not.

I'm at the well and it's dry for me around this one. Maybe five seconds. Okay. Four. Three, two. The correct answer. Of course, I said Arcane. I didn't say which Arcane.

Redfall. Oh, fucking. Redfall. And our last one here. Riot. Andy. Valeran. That is incorrect.

Greg Miller. Two X-K-O. That is correct. Oh, fuck me. God damn. That's five points from Andy. That is the end of our battle round. Barry, if I can get a score recap.

Right now, the score is tight, real tight for this game. In last place, the one with the lowest amount of health here. It is Tim Geddes for Team Blue with 50 points and tied for first. Right now at least, it is both Andy the Nitro Rifle Cortez for Team Purple and Greg Miller for Team Orange with 55 points each, but it's still anybody's game. Anybody's game, guys. All of us. Chins up, all of us.

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Round 10. Filled with quick, melodic mini-games. Which Nintendo Handheld Title inspired the music video for Pink Panther's song, Girl Like Me? Greg Miller. Elite Beat agents. That is incorrect. Can I get the question one more time? Yeah.

Filled with quick melodic minigames, which Nintendo handheld title inspired the music video for Pink Panther's song, Girl Like Me? Tim. Rhythm heaven. That is correct. What do you want to do here? You want to attack or draw? Let's draw. All right, Tim's going to draw.

Round 11. Sega's virtual franchise included various arcade series, which paved the way for 3D graphics. Which of the following was not a virtual series? A, virtual racing. B, virtual cop. C, virtual striker or D, virtual kitchen. Greg. Virtual kitchen.

That is correct. What are you going to do? That was one of those double reverse tricks. Again, just trying to keep it fair and even in close to your. Let's take from Team Purple. I love you, Andy. All right, we're attacking 10 from Team Purple, bringing them down to 45. Round 12.

Armageddon is the name of an entry of which shooter series taking place on Mars featuring landscape. Red faction. Red faction is the correct answer. To keep it fair, I'm going to play the card here. Dual Blades, attack two players for 10 damage. All right, that's gonna bring my shield. Oh, really does. Oh, really does?

Really? You take zero damage. Big brain. All right. So Tim's going to take zero damage from that. Andy does take the 10 damage. If you can discard your use cards there. Round 13.

Which entry of the, hold let me say this again. Which entry of the Marvel's Ultimate Alliance series adapts the Civil War. Greg. Marvel's Ultimate or Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2. That is correct. Marvel's Ultimate Alliance 2.

What are you going to do here? To keep it fair, I'm going to take from Tim. but it's not personal to him oh he's got it again he's looking at his hand I'm gonna use it Andy I'm sorry the reflector redirecting attack at another player that's okay

yeah that's very good can I do use it against Greg yeah you can choose whoever I'll use it against Greg then fair big green I would do the same thing all right right Greg's attack gets smack right back at him bringing him down to 45 round 14 is another battle precursor round whoever gets this

question correct not only gets their choice of attacking or drawing they're also exempt from our following 1 v1 battle round this is going to be an order up I want you to arrange the following games from the Mario Party franchise in release order the games are

Mario Party Jamboree and this is going to be a buzz in scenario I should say so he's going to bring it up and then you're going to buzz in I was like I got to see him you know what I mean but you guys always have me covered I appreciate it so again I want these in release order the games are Mario Party Jamboree

Super Mario Party Mario Party superstars and Mario Party the top 100 I want these games in release order. Tim. Mario Party the top 100. Super Mario Party. Mario Party superstars.

Mario Party Jamboree. That is the correct answer. Great job, Tim. Good work, Tim. I was thinking Top 100 would screw up one of you guys here. Of course, top 100 came out in 2017, I believe, for handheld. For 3DS. For 3DS.

I guess everything's handheld nowadays. And then Super Mario Party was 2018. Superstars was 2021. You know what I mean? In January, it was 2024. I'm going to take a card. All right, go for it. All right, that brings us to round 15.

We're back with Andy versus Greg with another battle round. Your cards cannot be used during this round. This is a 1V1 challenge that needs you to bust out your whiteboards for. Whoever wins this round will deal 20 damage to the other player. If you tie, each of you will receive 10 damage each instead. best of luck Andy best of luck Greg not including collections

there were seven hitman games released before 2016 I want you to write down the names of these games you get seven slots whoever can list more correct games win

you get one minute on the clock here's a note for you I am looking for accuracy before what I'm sorry before 2016 yeah

Yeah, there are seven Hitman games released before 2016. I am looking for accuracy in these titles. You only get seven slots so you can't list more than seven names. Whoever gets more correct gets, not the points, I guess, but protects yourself. Got it. This is a good question. How confident are you, Tim? Yeah, pretty not confident.

I think I can get four. Four? I feel like that's pretty good. We'll see. I could be wrong. Like before I, before I looked into this question, I think I would have said five. Yeah. Maybe five.

And now, knowing the answer, how many would you have thought? I think I could have pushed for six. Yeah. Yeah. I see Greg was thinking about working together there. Well, I just wanted to see us. I'm done. I was plain fair.

I put my pen down. Let's start with Greg. Greg, what you got for me? I put hitman, hit man two. Hitman blood money. Hit man assassination. Hitman World of Assassination. I know it wasn't correct, but I threw it out there.

I did Hitman 3 and Hitman 4. Okay. I like that. Andy, what you got? Hitman 1. I was gonna say. You know what's fucking serious. He dropped the mask.

Hit Man 2. Hit Man Human Revolution. Hitman trial by fire. Hitman Elite Beat Agent. Hitman Edge of Tomorrow. Oh, yeah. Craig, can you give you yours one more time? I should run through it.

I jumped around too. So Hitman, Hitman, Hitman, Hitman 2. Hit Man 3, Hitman 4. Hitman Blood Money. Hit Man, Assassination. Hitman world of assassination. I don't think you guys got any. So the correct answer, I'm not taking

just Hit Man 1 or Hitman 2 because they all have subtitles to them. The answer is, starting from the top, you have Hitman Codename 47 was the first game. No shit. They had a subtitle of the first game called. The first game was called Hitman Code Name 47. Oh, okay, no, actually I'm getting a correction in the document from Bear. It seems like Greg did get one, actually. Thank you. So you have Hitman, Code Name 47, Hitman 2, Silent, assassin. Oh, that's right. Hitman

Contracts was the third game. Hitman blood money, which I think Greg got. I did get blood money. He did get blood money. That's why I thought I heard the first time and then I didn't hear it the second time. Fuck, and you, I bet Hitman Go would have been one one and a minute. Hitman Absolution was after blood money. Hitman go. I really hope my wife is not out there. On her way back from the zoo, I hope she's not out there. And then Hitman sniper was the seventh one.

There were other games that if you had mentioned them, I would have given you the points anyway, but they're like side, side games. Elite beat agent. Was there one just called Hitman Agent 47? Was that a movie? There was fucking Hitman sniper too, wasn't there? The mobile game that made. Yeah, that was the seventh one I listed.

Yeah. Hitman, I mean, Hitman code name 47 is the first one. But Agent 47 may have been a movie. Hitman Agent 47 was the 2015 movie. Oh, well, there you go. Starring. Timothy Olfant. Yeah. Rupert friend.

Fuck. Wait, what? Ron Weasley? No way. No shot. No, Timmy the only fan was one of them. And they shaved his head. Yeah. You're thinking of Rupert Grint, Tim.

This is Rupert friend. That's a Rolette Blum. In my mind, there's only one Rupert in acting, and it's the fucking Wiesley kid. You know what I mean? I mean, this guy, that guy looks like Agent 47 right there. That guy, you shave his head? Yeah, no idea that he's an actor. You know what I mean?

You show me that. I would have been like, oh, tech billionaire? I don't know. He apparently played the Grand Inquisitor in the Obi-1 series, Tim. Oh shit. I would have assumed that he's... I would have assumed he's killed several people in, like... In real life.

Yeah, yeah, for sure. So the other games I would have included, if you said them, were Hitman 2, Christmas game. That was a promotional flash game. Luca forget. There was Hitman Sniper Challenge, not to be confused with Hitman Sniper. Sniper Challenge was a standalone preview for Absolution. And then there was Hitman Blood Money Vegas, which was a standalone mobile game meant to promote Blood Money. I would have given you points, but I wasn't including those in the seven.

With that, Grant. technically won that round and so Andy unfortunately you're gonna take 20 points of the a man yeah Andy big job yeah big drop I didn't mean for that to happen it's okay all right go ahead and erase your whiteboards for me but keep them out because you're gonna need them for this next round this is a betting round cards cannot be used during this round I'm gonna ask you a question and you'll have 30 seconds to write down your answers but before I ask each of you will need to bet a certain amount of points the topic is critical darlings.

How many points are each of you betting? We'll start off with Tim. 15. Tim's going to bet 15 points on this one. Greg. Gee Wilkers. You guys really painting me into a corner. Gee Wilkers.

Let's do 10. All right. Greg's going to bet 10 points. Because you bet 15. Yeah. So wait, that would bring you down to, no, that would be work because you'd be 35. And if I lose, it's 35. Okay, cool.

Try to keep it even Stevenson. nice fun game out here guys. A little pitch and catch. You know, we're having fun. Andy, how much are you going to bet? 80. You have to have the points. I mean, I'm good for it.

I don't know if that's true. 15, I guess. You're betting all your points on this. Yeah. Okay. What fuck else am I going to do? Well, if you hit zero, you're just out. I'm hopeless.

I don't get fair enough. Okay. We have the bets that are in. All right. The highest reviewed, new game of 2026 so far is Big Walk with a Metacritic of 91.

There are two 2026 games sitting under it, both at a metascore of 90. What are the names of these two titles? If you get one of those right, you'll get the same amount of points back that you just bet. So you'll be net even there. If you get both right,

you get double those points back. So since Andy bet all of his points is 15 points. If Andy can get one of them, he stays in at 15. So I should be taking away these points. You should be taking away these points. Yeah, having them run down on the dock if you want to use that.

I got you. Thank you. So if Andy gets both these right, that will bring him up to 30. 30 seconds out. I am asking, what are the two 2026 games sitting at a 90 Metacritic right now, as of the time we're recording this episode? And I'll emphasize new games, not re-releases

or remasters. These are newly released 2026 titles. You have 10 seconds left on the clock. Dude, I'm just, I got it. I hate it. I'm blanking and it's going to drive me. Your time is up. I'm very curious to see what you guys have down.

Let's start off with Tim. Got Pokemon Pocopia, 2007 First Light. Okay. Great. What you got down? I put Requiem. Resident Evil Requiem.

Okay. I don't think either of us are right on any of this. I think it's going to be, it's some indie stuff that I just can't think of off the top of head. Andy. I have Pocopia. And I, once you say it, I'm going to know what it is,

but I have. have like, it's an indie title and I just cannot fucking think of it right now. I'm thinking about our fantasy. It's really like, what did I get mad at for stuff? It's killing me. It has, yeah. It's one of those friends slop, not slop games. Friend quality.

Our first game here that is sitting at a 90, Ports of Horizon 6. That's not what I thought. Friends lot. Our second game, excuse me, sorry. Our second game sitting at a 90, Mina the Hollower, Andy. Meena the hollower Meaning

Sorry game devs Team purple Andy is done for the game Andy how do you feel KEO? I'm sorry this happened to you Yeah I feel okay I would have happened faster if Greg

wasn't so generous throughout the whole match Fair enough I'm turning over a new leaf as you know I would have been now before the ad break Everybody knows that this is a new Greg Who's trying to be encouraging of his friends his family, his brother.

And so that's why I'm happy to give Andy this card. Oh, giving India a card. Extra life rise from the dead with 30 points. Wow. Wow. It's more fun to use that. It's more fun with three people. Yeah.

He's back to the game. Whoa. Wow. I actually like that. Of course, we have an extra life card that if you use it, if you run out of life, that'll bring you back 30 points. That's a really good part. That's really nice.

Wow. You're a real one. We're all here. You know what I mean? It's a great time. That's so generous. Well, that does bring us to what. And like, here's the thing.

I never thought about can people share cards, but I guess why not? I didn't take that party into account, but sure, why not? We're going to enter our final round of the game. Oh, man. Titled All Out War, different from before. In this quick fire round, each correct answer gives you the chance to heal five points or attack another player for 10. There is no drawing. However, you can use the cards that you have, the remaining.

cards in your possession. Tim's got a lot too. He's played a big brain. Now, this round, this special round is called Caught a Virus. The rules are simple. It's about Andy. The rules are simple.

I'm gonna say the name of a viral outbreak that took place within a game world. Your task is to buzz in and tell me what video game the outbreak is from. Contestants, are you ready? Yes, sir. All right. First one, the genophage.

Massif. Nice job, Andy. That is correct. They're gonna heal for five or attack for 10? Heal. All right. Nice job, Andy. Thank you.

Wow, we're tied across the board right now then. Our next one, the T virus. Greg. Resident Evil. That is correct. And serieses are fine for where we're going with this question. Okay. If it's a series-wide virus, then yeah.

Love you. I'd like to heal. All right. And Greg's going to heal for five. Next one. Corticep's brain infection. Greg. The last of us.

That is correct. What are you going to do? Oh, heal. All right. Greg's a heel for five. Next one. The Flood. Tim.

Halo. That is correct. You're going to attack for 10 or heel for 5? Oh, he's taking a look at his cards. I'm going to... Can't go wrong. Don't worry. He'll heal for 5.

Okay, Tim's going to heal for 5 and be nice. Next one. Scarlet Rot. Andy. Heldon ring. That is correct. What are you going to do? He heel for 5 or attack for 10?

I'm going to heal for 5. You're going to heal for five. Next one. Apathy syndrome. Apathy syndrome. All right. Looks like nobody had... There's no problem with no penalty.

No penalty if you get it. That is incorrect. Ah. Andy. Prey. That is incorrect. Tim's not buzzing in. No.

The answer is persona three. Oh, wow. Yeah. Remember the coffins? The guns they shot yourself in the head of it. Cool game. Really cool game. Our next one.

Chimerin virus. Andy. Resistance. That is correct. Nice. What you're going to do? I want to use my card. No, I'm going to heal for five.

He's going to heal for five. Which brings us to our final our final one. Tim's got shit up his sleeve. I mean. It's probably your last chance. Yeah, I'm going to use this. I'm still 10 points from another player.

Okay. Who are you going to steal 10 points from? in which card was that card called by the way life leech life leach allows me to steal 10 points from another player can't go wrong either way and tim was worried about getting fucked but Tim's gonna fuck somebody right now two cool guys the game we're all having going Greg going Greg wow I would do the same thing Tim don't worry

I'm going Greg yeah it's fucked up is it because you thought of the message that Ben brought up on the stage during games daily this the nice note that he wrote me you know saying his daddy doesn't want to her Don't make my daddy hurt you. I don't want to hurt you. He doesn't want to do.

Any other actions before I say this last one? I mean, the action I would say is just like to that point that I don't want to hurt you. Look at how I've played today. Yeah? I've tried to be annoyed. No. No. It can't be annoying.

It can't be that if I do the bad thing I'm annoying and if I do the good thing I'm annoying, then I'm just annoying. We know that's not true. Wait, we could play cards even if we didn't get anything right? Yeah. The card will tell you when you can play the card. Let Andy look at this card It'll say play while attacking Oh okay

Got you gotcha got you All right Final one Dollar flu Reg The division The division is That's correct

Yeah Because they spread it on money Remember that's how At Christmas season I was gonna say I was gonna say What's the one in the mall With the zombies dead rising

Yeah dead rising I'll heal Oh hold on actually time I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry Can I take that back please There's nothing else after this right. That is the last one. And I'm only healing for five. You're only healing for five. You'll attack for 10. I don't know if you have any cards in your possession. But I don't know I gave up my cards.

So I'm an attack for 10, huh? Yeah. I don't think you really have an option to. Oh. I mean, I have an option. I can coronate a win. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Right. You can either, you're choosing a winner basically right now. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. And I'm going to do it. I am going to steal 10 and I want you to listen to my reason. Okay, Tim, I'm taking the 10 from Tim of course. No, no. Calm down. Calm down. Because I've been good and I've played within the rules of the game and I've been very sociable

and nice. And so this is a net neutral for Tim. Now Tim can use without any fear of being annoying or mean, he can cash in stars in the bank on Andy get the star back that he's getting right now. I'm taking the 10 points from Tim. Nope. Nope. Nope.

Oh, redirecting that attack. That is a deflector. That's what I'm talking about. I'm using the reflector here. Redirected attack at another player. All right. Who are you choosing? Greg.

All right. Greg, you're going to take 10 damage there. That's fair. That's fair. And unless anybody has any other cards to play, that is the end of the round. Only when I'm attacked. Got it. Got it fair.

Bear, if you can get a score recap. You could have given me that card. I guess it would have a screen. In last place with the least amount of health. It is Greg Miller for Team Orange with 25 points, but he was such a good sport. Give it a round of applause for Greg. I had a lot of fun today. I think Greg is the real winner.

In second place. The tip of the hat, Greg. Thank you. With his second life generously given to him by Greg Miller, it was Andy the Nitro Rifle Cortez for Team Purple with 45 points. And the winner today, it is Tim Geddes. for team with 50 points. Very happy I won.

I wanted that star. I know we're getting towards the end of the season, so I wanted to make sure that I am as primed to win this season as possible. And I said at the beginning, I was going to cash this in. And I am a man of my word. And I got to let you know that yes,

he was very nice, but somehow that was even more unnerving. And I need to cash this in on Greg Miller. Wow. I am doing it because he pissed me off. Okay? Wow. I live in hell and I am cashing in my stars at the bank.

All right. Team Blue just earned their seventh star. They're going to try and earn their eight star here. Reg's on the phone. I told you I would have to do this. I'm sorry. Oh, he didn't even wait until you can get into the thing. He's going to do it from the get-go.

You got to start the device. You got to start the device. Ben just locked in. I'm scared Ben has something to do with it. Hey, Ben. Hey, Ben. What's up? This is really un-

Talking to Ben now. he's comforting ben oh what he's the I think Greg for Rob yeah Rob I don't know I don't know I don't know Rob he's sending a text

is what he says I hate that I don't know where the bit starts I don't know where the bit ends yeah how involved is Ben in the fact yeah the fact that Ben's here the show first and then we can it's inflicting fear in me I love you very much yeah

what what's wrong what's wrong Ben I brought it. It's in my bag. Yeah, go to my backpack. You can get it put in there. Mommy can help you. Or Kevin can help you. Somebody can help you. All right, love you. Love you, man. Bye. Bye.

Do you need more time for your contact? Or should I get into the... The bomb is in play. Oh, okay. I'm sorry, Tim. I'm very, very, very, very, very sorry. And I know today won't be the day that you think it's funny, but in the future you will. Yo, what's up? Welcome to Game Showdown, The Stars in the Bank, Cashin.

I'm of course your host blessing. I'm joined by Tim Gettys of Team Orange. And I just wrote down here, victim, because I didn't know who it was going to be. But of course, now we know the victim, Greg Miller of the Cashin. The rules are simple. I have three trivia questions in front of me. Whoever is the first to correctly answer two out of the three questions wins. Tim, if you win, you steal one of Greg stars.

Greg, if you win, you keep all of your stars. These are all multiple choice questions. This doesn't seem very fair that I don't get a chance to, I can't get one his? No, that's not how that works. You watch wrestling. You know what this does. You know what I mean? You don't lose a title if you lose the match for money in the bank. You know, he's just don't get the title.

He's fucked up his entire life. He's fucked up his entire fucking life for no reason. I want to let you know right now I'm getting text messages and I'm concerned. When Tim cashed it in, I'm like, do I look at my phone? Do not look at your phone. Do not look at your phone.

Oh my God. Promise me you will not look at your phone. until the briefcase has been open and the doomsday device is known to the world. Thank you. I'm like actually scared you guys. Is Gia trouble at home? No, again, there would be no threat of violence. Don't worry about it.

When Tim cashed in, Gregleen Baggin, you stupid fucking bitch. I don't want to do this. No one wanted me to do this. Tim wanted to poke me and here we are now. My phone is vibrating. So like I mentioned, three trivia questions here.

the first person hit two correct answers out of the three wins the Stars in the Bank Challenge. You can buzz in just once, but if both you get the question wrong, you can buzz in one more time. Again, these are four choice, multiple choice questions. Contestants, are you ready? It just keeps vibrating. First question.

What game is widely considered to be the first to feature digital downloadable content, otherwise known, is DLC? Is it A, the Elder's Reader's, Scrolls for Oblivion, B, Starcraft, C, Total Annihilation, or D, Choo Choo Rocket? Man, can you have to hear the phrasing the question one more time? What game is widely considered to be the first to feature digital downloadable content? Greg Miller.

Sorry, I'll move this out of the way. I'm going to say Oblivion. I know there's a game that predates it. I can't remember which it is. That is incorrect. Tim. Choo Choo Rocket. That is incorrect.

There's only two options left on the board now. Greg. B. Greg says B, Starcraft, that is incorrect, meaning only C is available. Tim is going to say C, giving him the first. Tim gets the first correct answer of the challenge, bringing it up 1-0. Next question. Again, it's first to two.

Which of these gaming companies was founded most recently? Is it A, Ubisoft, B, Capcom, C, electronic arts or D, Activision. Greg. EA. That is incorrect. Tim. Ubisoft.

That is the correct answer. Let's freaking go. Meaning Tim. Four stars on the board. Has stolen Greg's star. For context, Ubisoft was founded in 1986, EA in 1982, and then Capcom in Activision were both founded in 1979, believe it or not. That game adventure for pitfall, right?

Yeah, one of them was. Brad Jared Petty could tell you. Team Blue. He must not the phone again. Likeing that. Wow. He wasn't up the phone again. Midseason, you know, there was a bit of a catch-up going on.

And now Team Blue has just extended their victory here. We can just end the show. No more shenanigans. We can just move on. I'll make an Instagram video. It doesn't matter. Like you feel your phone. It's too late.

Wouldn't you like to know what's happening in the real world there? Of course, Team Blue is now sitting at eight stars. Team Orange is down to three stars. Oh, my God. Greg, before we go, do you want to open the briefcase? I would like to open the briefcase. All right, well, the floor is yours. This, of course, is the doomsday device.

I didn't want to do this. But as you know, there are kind of funny best friends all over this great nation and land of ours, okay? Andy, help me out. What's that first phone call there? San Francisco's... City Hall. Tim, there is a lot of personal information in this,

but go ahead and open and just read the highlighted section. Open it the other way so you don't give away anything. Please thank you of your own information. And what does it say and highlighted, please? Into the microphone. What actual? Please read it into the microphone. There's no headlighting here, please.

Please read it. It's a petition for disillusion, parentheses, divorce of marriage. I have filed. Tim and G to be divorced today at San Francisco City Hall, uh, through a kind of funny best friend who works there. Of course,

of course, of course, this is crazy. You might be at home going, well, there's still, of course they're still in love. But if there's one thing I know Tim hates,

it's minutia and bullshit. And while it is free to file a petition for divorce, it actually costs about $350 to repeal it. And so Tim will have to go and do that and repeal it with the information. And then I think, the icing on the cake really is that Tim and I use the same tax professional. And I know in our little thing every year you have to check a box of did your marital status change.

And I'm not sure if this actually counts is changing it. So he's going to have to check that box and talk to an adult about what is happening right now. Not legally binding. You know, they ask for a lawyer. I put in Miller and Portillo LLC. I mean. My name Miller and Portillo Law.

That's what's written down. He didn't want to have to do this. I didn't want to do this, Tim. But I felt like I needed, first off, to let you know that I have teeth and I'm not afraid to bear them. Okay. So then the first question is, does this make you upset? Very, very, Greg. Yeah.

I'm glad to know it does. Just in case it didn't, and I did a second thing. And so if you want to open this, this is the draft of the Craigslist post, Poe just posted for me. And would explain why your phone's vibrating the way it's vibrating. Do you mind, can you read the highlighted sections on this one, please? Oh, my God. posting title PlayStation Pro fire sale

price $200 description yo man I got this kid so I barely play this thing anymore and I want to pass the savings on to you please re-home my PS5 Pro and play all the games I can't play because I'm addicted to Mario

you've seen Mario laps hands he's the best he wears a hat caller text me anytime the later the better oh $200 that's a good deal Phone slash text.

Phone calls okay. Text okay. And that is my phone number. Oh, no. How many texts you got right now, Tim? Let me know.

Read me some of your text, Tim. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I mean, just to fully verify, like that is B&G's full legal situation.

Now, if you want to, if you want to page through it, you can do it at your leisure. You'll see that I am giving joint custody of Samira in this thing, but she gets the dogs. Date of marriage.

Okay, it's there. Date of separation, August 17th, 2026. Okay, we recorded. And yeah, it does include, it includes minor children with her name and her birthday and all of that. I just, before I read more, I do want it to be known that I told Gia about the doomsday device. And I told her, I'm like, I think it's going to be very bad. And she was concerned. the appropriate level.

And I was like, you need to tell me, do you know what's in it? And she's like, I don't. And that's even scary. I hope the star was worth it. Do you now feel like you properly prepped her for the dooms of the life? I'm going to tell you this. Uh-huh. This is not going to go well.

This is not at all going to go well. Listen, we can't all live this separated, divorced man life. I have to go to dinner with my wife and child, so I'll see you guys later. It's been a pleasure. Choke on the star, you stupid idiot. Separate property. Confirm a separate property the assets and debts in the following list.

Moose, parentheses, dog. Toreto, parentheses, dog. Confirm to Gia. Hey, man, I heard you have a PS5 pro for sale. Let me know. Call me back at this number. Thank you, man. Really interested.

Of course, this has been... Actually, do you want to read some of those texts before I get us out of here? Yo, can I get that PS5? Oh my God. Oh, my fucking God. How many taxes it so far? It's a lot.

Oh, no. It's a lot, everyone. Great. This has been Game Showdown, your nerdy trivia show. We'll be back next week with the finale of season five. Hopefully we survive until then. Until next time, it's been our pleasure to serve you.

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